Down Beat on ninety seven the Freak Special International Women's Day Tribute to all the
ladies out there to day RPDS Zach Witten, roaming to the office, was
able to get his hands on four pair of tickets to see Stevie Nicks at
Windstar in May. So once an hour we'll give away tickets. We gave
away one at six am. Just like that seven am. We're gonna do
it via a ticket transfer. We're gonna get the mails to call in with
the woman in house or around. You're gonna surprise her. She can't know.
If we sense that she knows, we'll cut the cord on that and
we'll no, well no, if she knows, you're gonna have to go
in there like a rock only wearing a T shirt. Is that it shirt
and nothing else and nothing else shirt dog And so we need some a dude
who go shirt dong is white pants, no grace, just T shirt and
that's it, that beautiful look that men often uh no one does except for
Kevin. No, there's dudes that try to do that. When they're doing
it, they just leave the shirt on and nothing else, Like why what
is the point? Then get up, walk around the house with no underwear
but just a T shirt. It's called shirt. A little butt in the
back, yeah, a little butt cracked and some hair, maybe a pimple.
How do they That's why they get today. They deserve it. They've
earned it for having to look at our naked asses walk into the bathroom after
siple witch. Yes, everywhere you look, it's Dennis Fronz. That's in
my pity blue kids. Look it up the hot reference. Don't point her
reference live, local and relevant topic. You think someone's gonna do that?
And what do I have to do? Just walk in there and with a
shirt. Our listeners are nuts. Yes, I think someone's gonna do that.
Just naked T shirt on and wake up? Or tell tell your lady
in what hand of the phone. Hey, we're gonna need to be on
something. Hear it happen, you know, and hear her react on the
phone like if it's not good enough, we can just say live that wasn't
good enough, man, Sorry to get your hopes up. O good enough?
You put your pants on now? So his shirt dong surprise Stevie Nick's
attack at eight at seven, I'm sorry seven. Be careful though, because
I don't know if you guys saw the viral video that's going around of the
dude that tried to prank his either his wife or his girlfriend, and he
set up the phone in like the dining room to record this. And you
see the lady walk home from the gym. She looks like she's been working
out, and if she looks into the kitchen, it's him, but he's
dressed as a woman and with his back to her, like making eggs like
she had just woke up or just you know, didn't she didn't belong there.
The lady sees what she thinks is another woman in her house making food
and attacks the dude and beats the living crap out of him, and he's
like, girl, hey, whoa, whoaa, it's it's a prank.
It's a prank. She didn't have any of it. Geez. It was
Yeah, she was pissed. Even after the gig was up, she was
still really pissed. Be careful, you know, you don't want your wife
waking up to you shirt donging her when the first that's the first thing she
sees when she wakes up. And next day, you know, you've got
a samurai sword to your little little fellow down there. That would be bad.
Yeah, but we don't you know, we're not responsible for that.
I'll just hang up if that happens, You'll still get the tickets and then
we'll move on. But JAJ just didn't form measures reading your text here,
someone on the text called it Winnie the Pooing as well. Yeah, okay,
which I like. That's a cuter name than Shirt Dong and they're both
great. So yes, okay, So that's It's seven and then we'll do
a little MAVs talk after last night's game. Seven thirty. Get ready.
I have two wild pieces of audio. One is the news recap of the
week. Yeah, that was my favorite, and I played it on Thursday
last week so Danny could hear it, so we got an extra day of
news stuffed in there. Plus I can't believe what NBC five weather man Rick
Mitchell said on the air, right, we won't have that for you.
It's seven thirty, all right, So everyone having fun today. We're all
having a good time right now. Let's do this video before the most important
thing in the world. This has been going online uh lately. This is
kind of training. This was created last September, but it just took off
online over the last couple of weeks. All right, get real viral from
a website called wiki how, and it's it's a you know, it's a
how to website based on Wikipedia. It's very simple, but they make videos
to help you know how to make a French toast? You know how about
how to hide an erection on wiki how? This is taken off. It's
a forty second PSA. Getting an unexpected erection in public can be awkward,
but there are ways to hide it. One method is to wear tighter underwear,
like briefs or boxer briefs that can hold down the erection. You can
also cover your crotch area with a large object, such as a book or
backpack. Another option is to wear a long shirt that hangs over your crotch
region, or tie a hoodie or sweater around your waist to conceal the erection.
Crossing your legs or flexing your thighs can help draw blood away from the
erection. Applying something cold or going to urinate may also reduce the erection.
Light exercise can be helpful as well. If all else fails, excuse yourself
to a secluded place and wait for things to calm down naturally. Oh yeah,
in the world they show the person in the stall. Who is this
video made for thirteen year old boys? Yeah, I think it is.
Yeah, I thought that that might be shown in a sex ad class.
I don't even remember. It was the bone in school, hiding it a
big issue. Yeah, I think you remember. I think you thought it
was because when I was, you know, in the eighties, it was
a thing that was kind of perpetuated by movies teen romp movies where I can't
get up and solve that problem on the board, mister call on me.
I've uh, I've been looking at Sally over here the whole time. Yeah,
but yeah, you thought it was. But no one's gonna no one's
looking, and no one knows. And seriously, what are you packing at
thirteen anyway that anybody's gonna even pay attention to me. It's gonna bust through
your ze cavalichies, unless unless you're Adino Montoya. Okay, if that's one
that I don't get, you win Bernadino Montoya. Dude, that was thirteen
or fourteen and in the eighth grade. Guy had chest hair and a beard
and a foot long wang and it made no sense, was confused. Yeah,
I mean everybody. It's like Bernardino was the only dude showering after football
games because everybody was too scared to get in there with him barely even played.
Oh he's just and they're just SuDS and up hours a day. Do
you guys used to rank the girls in your class in order that you wanted
to French kiss them? I didn't have the options you had probably when it
came to that. And it's no offense to anyone, but like we didn't
have that many people really, Yeah, oh yeah, you guys? How
many? Like how many people were in a class? Average class? I
had thirty four, thirty three or thirty four my graduating class, so in
and not into Oh but in one class? Was it everybody? Oh you
know, maybe twenty five? Yeah, pretty much? Why that's bizarre.
Same for you. Well, the thing was if you grew up in that.
I was in Knox City from fifth grade through when I graduated. There
are people you grow up with your entire childhood and almost young adult life,
teen life. They end up just being your friends. Yeah, they're not
any must be hard, Yeah, you just don't objectify or find these ladies
particularly attractive because they're just your friends. You don't think of them in that
way. The start moving out of ten. You started playing t ball basketball,
which is little dribblers in our town at the age of five, so
you already had seen their worst on the on the court too. What a
twist? JJ, girls do that? Do you think of the hunks in
class that you think are the hottest? I won't apply it to actual you
know, like want to hook up with, but yeah, well, of
course you talk with your friends about it that standard. But when you're sitting
there by yourself in your own head, are you looking around like ranking freaking
the guys? Yeah? Really, most busy trying to figure out the math
problem. Yeah, we were looking, me and Tanny, we're looking out
of the grade and out of town. Out of the grade is one thing,
and out of town is definitely oh yeah, yeah yeah, more celebrities.
Yeah for us and for me and those those occurrences typically happened at basketball
tournaments or track me track me. Track meets were huge because you'd have a
you know, fifteen or different surrounding towns that would all congregate at one one
place. That's when you got to see what the other schools had to offer,
and you might make a district. Yeah. Yeah, light conversation.
Wow, you know the the band meets which you take the bronze and the
hundred meters you were in high school? Band were Yeah, I quit my
junior year, but yeah I was. I got out of abandoned, like
seventh grade. But the band meets were always rumored to have been pretty wild.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they were. I don't know. It's
in an ear, I don't know. Let's do the most important thing in
the world. We're gonna celebrate this woman on an international women's staff. All
right, all right, get some coffee with cadef she got an extra check
it the steam. Thanks for so, Danny, did you have a high
school dirl friend? Les assume that's Whitney. I did not. You didn't
do you like me a thick bit? This guy says, as a small
town school kid myself, when a new hot girl moved in, it was
like a frenzy. Yeah have that yeah high school, Yeah for sure.
Freaked out. Yeah, like first day of school. Yeah, that's amazing.
See I had we had hundreds of people in my in my grade,
so everybody it was in the classroom, right, Yeah, so you knew
this on the second on day one of school. Yeah. Sometimes, you
know, families would move there in the middle of the year, but anytime
a new person showed up, it was and she sted with they were from
another planet, pigtails and a brand new poodle dress. I remember as a
junior, we had a girl and her family moved to Knox City from Pennsylvania
and she had pink hair of true international yes, and it was what is
happening really? Oh? Yeah, that much really hit you guys out.
A girl with pink hair from Pennsylvania to city, oh to town? Wow?
Man? And yeah, I really sound like I grew up in small
towns. We did, know. Yeah, I had thirty three people in
my class. He had probably fifty's. They're not complex. That's why we
both thought Dune sucked. Yeah, that's why they don't get We lived in
Dune and Dune was borring. They missed to high school and we we went
to high school in Dune. And then you add the Utah Tumbleweeds to it.
Yeah, I mean, Dave, that was it. They're in the
tumbleweed story. The Mean and Danny were like, yeah, man, I'm
serious. We see it all the time. I'm googling tumbleweeds. All right.
So this lady, she's twenty nine. Her name is Cole Brower,
and she finished the You're gonna love this, but hot, have you heard
some of this? I don't know yet. You haven't told me. She
finished the Global Solo Challenge yesterday, where she set the record for the fastest
solo, NonStop sailing race around the world in a forty foot cell boat,
the first woman to ever complete the journey. So she tried out with this
competition in twenty twenty two and it can. It's considered the pinnacle of professional
ocean racing. It's called the Ocean Race, which makes sense. Yeah,
if sailors in that race are highly trained and they have corporate sponsors and all
that stuff, they're all pretty much men. And she had thousands of miles
of sailing and she felt she was ready to make the jump, and she
got told you're too short for the Southern Ocean. Oh, and she is
five to one and really small. So she started documenting everything she is doing
on Instagram, and she did the Global Solo Challenge. Only sixteen boats were
out to try to sail around the world here. So she is documenting a
lot of stuff on Instagram, everything like from doing her nails to drying her
bikini bottoms on the side of the boat, to crying and having emotional breakdowns
because of the depression of being on the ocean by yourself the weather. And
she's now is like a huge following over four hundred thousand followers on Instagram.
I have a bunch of those videos of myself from the first three months of
moving to warnings I deleted I'm happy now, crying and painting his nails sucks.
I can't too early for his dumb jokes are not good enough either.
So it's one guy finished first, many dropped out and she was more.
She finished second place and finished yesterday, finished a week ahead of her next
competition. Smoked smoked his ass and it said she took some like she took
like fleece blankets and stuff which is very uncommon because of the weight. Took
that, and she took a few other things. And she's posting like she
almost like made her herself a little room in the boat, and she sposted
dance parties and things like that, and it was like very just open and
what one thing that was reading about this took is I'm not familiar with the
world of professional sailing to talk about like how it's a lot of men and
they're like, there's a way to do this and very professional. They just
take a picture when they win a race. And she's like, it's hard
for the general public to reach pro sailors. And you know, if you're
starting to treat everyone like like they're below you, it's gonna be a problem.
I'm not too cool for that. I want to show everyone my experience.
Plus, oh yeah, I'm a five foot one woman who can sell
around the world. She did it, she didn't die. Incredible. If
you see any videos of her, she looks really cool, like a bad
you like a badass. There's one where she finished it and she's popping champagne
all this stuff. But around the world, dude, I won't even go
into the ocean. Too many sharks. I'm out on a forty foot sale
book. That ain't that big. No, it's not by yourself, by
yourself, how big your boat is. The sea can take you whenever it
wants. Angry, Kevin, you know, I kind of saw this story
yesterday. You saw a little bit on a couple of clips on TV and
I went okay, But then you start like looking at it and you're like,
oh, he has reading the article or final morning. Oh my god.
Yeah, I didn't think about it around the world, all of it,
the whole damn world. It's incredible. Did was there any point where
she had to drink her own urine? Kevin? You know what? I
was wondering about food? They didn't get into that, the urine. The
nation part. I would assume you have enough. I don't know. I
don't know that. How does that work? Who New York skipper Cole Brower
overcame broken ribs, deteriorating boat to become first US woman to say solo around
the world. I mean she always had a death witch right, broken ribs?
Or is the coast guard tracking that and they're ready? But the coast
guard is not always they're on the coast. Yeah, they're guarding the coast.
So is the ocean guard ready? Like, who's there to it's somewhere
to go bad? You just die? Imagine every No, I mean this
is a somewhat organized event, the Global Solo Challenge, so they certainly had
GPS coordinates for everybody and probably some sort of system set up for rescuing.
But yeah, it doesn't mean you're getting rescued. I mean, if you
capsize, yea, every alarm on your boat can send off whatever signal it
wants. It doesn't mean anyone's getting to you. They're probably not. The
race started on October twenty ninth. She had one hundred and thirty days in
the boat. She'd give herself IV fluids. I was wondering about I was
wondering about food. For sure, she'd have internet, which was helpful because
of starlink. She did. She did at times like he would come and
yo, but when starlink was in action, she was able to use that
and that's what helped her post all the social media videos and kind of be
a big deal on Instagram. So congratulations Cole Brower. I think that's cool
man. I figured you'd like a good ocean, so I do, like
any boating tails. I do have the map of her travels. So she
started and finished in Spain, and boy, like, I wonder what counts
because it's not what you're immediately thinking, which is a circumnavigation like east to
west or however, Spain down to almost the coast of Brazil and South America,
and then all the way down to Cape Horn, the southern tip of
South America, and then around Antarctica and then past the western portion of Australia.
I might be doing this backward actually, but it doesn't matter. Same.
No, I think you're right because it and then Cape of Good Hope,
which is South Africa, and then back up through the Atlantic and returning
back to Spain. The articles specifically talked about her getting around that part near
Antarctica and that was the most like And then she is making videos that sounds
so treacherous, right, the physical and mental? Which side? And how
many days did this take? One hundred and thirty days? Wow, but
she did it. That's a long time. She did it. Cole Brower
will call in, Yep, she can get stick. She'll be a damn
Stevie Nicks. Yeah, but it's gonna be the the guy's turn to call
in in the next segment, right, No one's gonna shroud their lady.
You got a shirt dog, you're when he pooh the lady. If not,
we'll accept Dundee's explain exactly what you're looking for someone to call in and
do, because there's some circumstances that need to be met. What do you
want? I don't really care. No, I like it, but explain
I think you call in. You don't tell your girlfriend wife other lady.
Maybe she's still asleep. Yeah, and you're gonna have to wake her up
or to surprise her live on the air, and we'll know if it's like
we'll know if it's not a surprise. And basically, you're just gonna say,
hey, honey, I think you just won Stevie Nicks tickets, right
yeah, but then she has to notice that you're wearing a T shirt and
and and nothing else, and we want her to just give a good oh
my god, is that a rock? Ron? What are you doing?
Or whatever her reaction. We will know if it's not authentic, though,
dude, Well, and you're gonna trying to plan this, we'll know,
Penis, they don't try any of that. Is that a rock? And
then you'll get it And if it flames out, we'll just talk Mass.
I like that. No, no, hold on, if it flames out,
we'll just talk stars for that one guy. Okay, Now, if
it flames out, we'll talk MAVs. Because Mass had a bag one last
Night. Season felt on the brink at times. We'll discuss all that in
Sports at seven and more next on ninety seven, Won the Freak