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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one the freak. All right,

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we will touch to our program director
Zack at eight o'clock. We've got this

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thing that we're trying to pull off
here. So I had the idea at

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six point thirty. He's like,
screw it, why aren't we going to

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Houston tonight for game seven? And
we're like, good idea, but logistics

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seem a bit much. Called Zach
our boss before seven am, and uh,

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he said he'd work on it.
So we got like an hour of

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just kind of kind of waiting to
see how much he's worked on. We

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talked a little rangers there. We'll
talk about last night's game at eight,

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and then we'll check in with Zack
at eight as well, just to kind

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of see if you're down right.
The downbeat boys are going down to Houston.

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I'm seeing green lights. Boys.
It's mind blowing that for a game

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with this much importance, how many
actual tickets are available on the secondary market.

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Yeah, it's mind blowing. I
wish we I mean, you couldn't

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plan this ahead anymore because we could
run a freak train down there. Anyone

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else wants to make this Psycho run
down forty five. You know what,

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I bet, I bet this idea
has kind of maybe spurned some inspiration in

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people thinking, you know what,
I might be able to pull this off.

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Knock off work at around noon,
just go tickets. Yeah, we

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can get in the building. Don't
you just want to be there in case

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they do win, come on in
their building. Yeah? Yeah, So,

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I bet, I bet, I
bet there's a few people that are

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contemplating this, and I don't know, we'll find a rallying point or something

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like that to hook up with our
fellow freaks if they indeed decide to make

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the journey, if you're making the
journey today, if we can pull it

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off, if you're making the journey
today, or more importantly, if you

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were inspired to make the journey because
of the idea of Mike's roy It's you

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got a phone two four eight,
one seven seven. We got a number.

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Yeah, we'll help talk you through
it. Yeah, Kevin will explain

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the who, what, why,
where when system that he claims to invented.

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I did. Maybe you have a
kick ass giant car. You want

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to drive us down here? You
have to ask yourself to six questions.

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Wouldn't it be exciting? To have
the whole downbeat sound asleep in the back

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of your vehicle for four straight hours. This is so true. No matter

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how we get down there, if
we go, I ain't driving an out

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of that. Yeah, wakey,
wakey, hands off snaky. Yeah.

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Because Kevin can't legally drive us,
he's not allowed to drive other people with

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narcole ebsy. I'll drive, happy
to drive, I'll cannonball run our ass

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down there. Pop a couple of
adterall let's go. Yeah, all right,

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I love it. We'll jump into
uh more the excitement of last night

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at at the ballpark down in Houston, because I can't believe it. Man,

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Game seven tonight go time also go, time for the scuttle But all

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right, so I said, the
story and topic a B, C,

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D, E, F and G
is Rangers Astros today. It absolutely is.

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We've been talking about that heavily,
and we'll continue to talk about that

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heavily throughout the show. Got a
few other things just to get off that,

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just for a second, just as
a little palette cleanser. First of

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all, we've been talking a lot
about the Oklahoma City Python that's missing the

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update on that. As I've reached
out to Dylan from one of the Fox

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TV stations there, and I based
on the idea of the detective Dick Shale

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here, I said, look,
well we think that snake probably is eating

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an old woman. The reason why
this trailer park is trying to bury the

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story. Yes, they don't want
the inner pole. Yeah, all over

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the place, quick reset. This
was an eight foot albino python in a

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trailer park in Oklahoma City, but
it had gained about half its size almost

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it was up to thirteen feet you
know when it was last seen a couple

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of weeks ago because it had eaten
a bunch of cats. But Detective Dick

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Shell thinks it might have swallowed a
whole human woman. And you continue to

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email this poor guy with like all
caps. You need me, you need

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this info. Very weird text comator
email communication between two you. Friday,

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October sixth, at five point fifty
seven am, I just emailed him text

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me and I give him a number. Same day at seven forty nine,

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I said, do you even care
about this case? You may want to

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talk to me and then sign it
up his cavio Who's then I gave him

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two weeks. Your missives with him
have been borderline threatening. They are oddly

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threatening, and you don't really have
any solid infoto provide to it. I

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Detective Dick Jail had a tip.
You're just dropping just an idea. You're

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just dropping the name of a fictional
police officer who's not even here. It

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would take him three months to get
back here. Two weeks after that email,

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though, I said, once again, I saw your latest report,

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Dylan Brown. I don't understand why
you won't get back to me. I

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have a pro tip from a respected
detective. This will set the case off.

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You need me, this will set
the case off. Wasting this dude's

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time. Well, was it a
waste of time to him? Because if

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it was a waste of time,
then he would not have responded. Oh

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yeah, but he also okay,
go ahead. Sorry. Friday, October

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twentieth, eleven, fifty three am, after we're off the air, Hey,

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Kevin Evin, I swear this is
the first time I've seen your email.

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I'm so so sorry. I am
insanely interested in what you might know

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exclamation point what's up? Not only
interested, he's insanely interested. His interest

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made him insane. Yeah, now
he hasn't Yeah, yeah, the arn

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is all over as mom's basement.
People in white coats have had to medicate

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him. He's gone so insane.
And because I knew and I could sense

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his excitement based on his punctuation and
verbage, he made me wait for two

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weeks. I made him wait for
two days. I hit him back forty

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eight hours later Sunday, almost to
the minute. I'll give you the tip,

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but only if you agree to call
it in my radio show Monday morning

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in Dallas. Deal nothing, Well, he's waiting two more days. I

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was spun in an hour ago.
I said, what do you say?

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Seven thirty five am today, I've
got a window open for you. And

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then I signed off as KT this
time just to change it. Wow,

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Yeah, keep one heels, so
we'll see between you two. I searched

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everywhere looking for more information on this
python can't find nothing. No updates through

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the weekend. They buried it in
their Oklahoma City news coverage. What's what

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are the elderly missing person's report of
Okay? See, you can't even find

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those documents online, Mikey, because
the trailer park has buried all of them.

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Park next to an elementary school?
Is it going to take a child

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getting a beautiful, young white blonde
child needs to rage. I think that

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is funny about this though, is
that how how hush hush everything is,

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and how it sounds like people are
being persuaded to silence themselves when it comes

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to this story. Have you have
you kind of got that vibe from it?

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Yeah, but also there's like a
snake at a trailer park making it

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a big story and claiming that an
old lady might have gotten even like it.

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It really isn't much of a story
unless you believe that the nonsense.

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It's dispute around here. It's not
a story because the management of the trailer

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park has been intimidating to their residence
and they've encouraged them not to talk about

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this to the media. Well because
this has been going on for a while.

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Yeah, but it's bad business if
you run a trailer park to have

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a deadly snake anywhere on the premises. So I can see why they'd want

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to keep it hush. Well,
it's too late, it's out. Kevio's

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on the case. Not only is
the news out, the news is reported

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that the snake went from eight to
thirteen feet in a matter of weeks,

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which is insane yeah, it could
be sixteen feet now, dude, seventeen

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eighteen. No one's seen it.
They've seen it out about. I talk

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to the guy from Redbeard Wildlife Solutions. He knows the house that it's under

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claim. There was an insurance dispute
going on. Did he left the case

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because he wasn't allowed to talk about
it anymore? Said trailer park management was

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leaving him uncouthful messages. Yeah,
and anytime somebody references insurance issues, that's

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a smoke screen, no doubt.
Every time I can't I've got some insurance

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issues that are holding me up.
That's what we're gonna get when they tell

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us you can't take the station vehicle
down to Houston. Yeah, they're gonna

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throw the insurance at us. They
better not screwed this station management. Zach's

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there, but there are people that
are over Zach. Zach is an ally.

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The better question through the thing that
was thrown onto their plate forty five

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minutes ago. I'm saying is,
you know when management gets involved in things,

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and I don't consider Zach management management, but you know how people get

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Yeah, I don't think that's gonna
work, guys, and that and oh

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okay and then it's over. You
know how these things can happen. Man,

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You've worked in corporate radio your whole
adult life, so now just be

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just All I'm saying is manage your
expectation. Yeah I agree with you on

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that, but you said they better
or not, Like I think you need

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to manage your expectations. Dingo,
Okay, all right, suit, what

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what are you doing? Well,
he's just trying to like balance. He's

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one hour old, and like,
if we're gonna yell at them for how

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dare you not just say yes to
all the things that we said. That

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probably is expectation management required on both
sides. But all I know is Zackson

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there frantically working to make plays,
as I said, because he's a playmaker.

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RPD is an ally the Oklahoma City. Just others that might be like,

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yeah, I don't see I don't
really see the benefit in this,

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So fight your nuts right now.
We're going to kill that idea and then

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look at us. We got nothing. We're watching the game on our little

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laptops. Who's measuring the snake ye
to gain a foot every meal it has

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is an eighty year old woman,
Yeah, missing gammy yep with her prescription

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pants just dangling out of its mouth
now. I got a Twitter message,

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by the way, I'm Kevin with
Danny Mike. We get JJ here.

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JJ is holding it down for us. And if you want to call in,

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and if you want to make the
parade to Houston, if you're thinking

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about making the track, even though
we're very undecided, and preferably if you're

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a tow truck owners, we'd like
for you to make the track to Houston

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with us. You'd call it it
too, And for you stay on our

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hip, we'll be We'll set the
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lane. I got a message on
Twitter today from a guy who said this

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story was made for the downbeat.
Would you guys like to go to a

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ABC outlet here They've got the this
is up in Pennsylvania. I believe and

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yes it's true. This story was
made for the downbeat. JJ we creak

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audio up. Please. Pesky pet
pig is running hog wild in Adams County.

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At almost two hundred pounds. The
pig, named Kevin Bacon, has

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been hard to catch. Foxford three's
Marshall Keeley shows us how he got footloose

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in the first place. Well,
Chelsea. Okay, okay, just stop.

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What happened to news? Why did
news start always been this? Has

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it always been punny? Yes,
it's always been pawn rating Back to the

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sixties and seventies. When did this
start? Because it's well whatever local news

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starter? Was local news a thing
in the sixties? Yeah, probably just

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national news, which was actually good. Okay, that's one pun. Oh

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there's more. Hold on. Let's
guess the pig's name is Kevin baconcon.

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Oh. Oh, they're gonna say
if this pig has how many degrees of

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separation from its family? Oh my
god. Do you think definitely you're going

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to double down on Kevin Bacon?
Yeah. I think they'll make a reference

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to ham or bay. Yeah,
I mean another type of meat that comes

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from piggy or this story is really
sizzling. Oh, oh my god.

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Maybe they'll a reference to a pen
getting the pig back in the pin.

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I'll go all in, all chips
in on on degrees of separation. I'll

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go all in on trimmers already worked
in footloose tremors is excellent, by the

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way, as they're chasing graboids the
first place, Chelsea rumbamb brought home her

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new porker. On Friday, Kevin
Bacon's former family decided he was too big

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to feed. They had bought him
thinking he would be a small house pig.

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Things got off on the right hoof. They loved Kevin. They were

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They were climbing all around him until
unruly Kevin thought he needed six degrees of

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separation. Oh man, yes,
an unruly I love the casual use of

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the pig's first only. Yeah,
they loved Kevin. They were climbing all

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around him until an unruly Kevin thought
he needed six degrees of separation and made

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an escape into the woods. On
Saturday morning, Kevin was inside his head

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when he decided to kick off his
Sunday shoes and cut loose the one hundred

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and ninety seven pound pig knocking out
this post to get free. They veer

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he could be hurt by a predator
or a hunter who might mistake their pet

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for prey. Unfortunately, they might
not know the difference between a wild pig

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and Kevin, so we don't want
him to end up on someone's dinner table.

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Meanwhile, the room balls have the
table set for Kevin, leaving out

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ample food and flowers for him to
nibble. They've lined the paths on the

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property with corn, hoping to draw
him in. There's a trail of food

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in the pen and the door is
open as this family hopes to bring home

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mister Bacon in Adams County. Marshall
Keeley, Fox forty three News The Fact

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wrote the copy for that. Just
thought they were so clever. Absolutely didn't

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they? Yes, it's perfect,
But why did they feel like they have

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to do this? Like did that
guy was like, I can't wait for

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this air at night. Just hey, don't miss my hit tonight, I

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think so, Like, Okay,
where is this? What city? State?

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Pennsylvania? Okay? How many people
laughed in the entire region like we're

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watching that and like the pigs needed
this many degrees? Like no did anyone?

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Five did? Five people said they're
looking at this pig pick named Kevin

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Bacons first of all pigs named Kiptaen
Bacon. Six degrees? You what they

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did right there? They said the
story got off wrong. I don't know

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that everyone, uh, you know
who lasted the simple cookie cutter humor would

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get the six degrees of separation reference
very common? Yeah, like, no

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one enjoys it. No one enjoys
that, yet it just continues for decades

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and decades that like brand of local
news comedy. Mean, I guess it

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has to be the most PG thing
ever, So that's the best you can

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do on jokes. But local news
puns, why when did it start?

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You're right? And why is it
like the staple of how we do things.

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I need puns And it's not like
the their program director or news director

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or whatever. I think it's like
good story. But also, look,

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man, their audience when they're not
getting devoured by thirteen foot pythons, their

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audience is typically old. Okay,
you know, it's older people, and

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like you said, it's it's safe, it's kind of campy. It's it's

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throwback to a lost era, a
bygone era of schmalty, silly comedy,

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and that's who they're trying to appeal
to. They're trying to make it light,

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to make it fun for the LBM
early people that still watch local news.

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We just watched local news because we're
horny. Yeah right, Kevio can't

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control his horny levels and we can't
even see it. We get a little

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bit older, and the weather girl
stays the same age, locked in at

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about twenty five that's incredible as a
spectacular. I mean, all of it,

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beginning to end beautifully done. It's
She even set it up with a

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footloose pun to begin it before throwing
it out to the reporter and yeah,

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perfect. The pig put on its
Sunday shoes and somehow they got random pig

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sounds. Yeah, they got b
roll. You know, NAT's up b

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roll. They did have hidden camera
footage of it is huge. It was

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regular owner thought it would just be
a little teacup pig. It's like,

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oh my god, he's getting getting
bit. We can't keep it in the

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house anymore. Yeah, my pig
good. I don't know if you ever

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heard the story he did, but
mine got odd pounds because I think the

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hey you had a pig, you
know that I had a pig in Ffa.

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I grew a pig. I raised
a pig from from birth basically,

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and yeah, it got it got
so fat and twelve pounds I think,

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and it got sifted at the stock
show, so I didn't get to show

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him. He did casually just say
my pig, though, play the hits

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man. You do have to play
the hits, do it. It's an

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old hit. Look, we're not
classic rock here. How about you're playing

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modern hit tomorrow live from Houston,
Okay, in a whole new city.

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You tell the story of your pig, all right, Well, you tell

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it to a to a person,
tell it to an Astros fan night Rangers

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at a concourd. We're getting some
audio. I think that story is intellectual

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property of another radio, isn't.
I don't feel like getting sued. It's

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a story that you told. Maybe
you love litigame. Look, you're gonna

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tell an Astros fan the story about
your pig in the concourse and make them

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miss the beginning of the next time. Yeah. And meanwhile, on the

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way back to to Dallas, I've
got cease and desisorders just flying out of

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the freak vehicle. A story that
happened to you can be retold, poor

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guys. This guys, tell me
what happened? Then, something about some

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kindergarten girl taking a crap and he
had a stick with his friend. I

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don't even know what's that. That's
the best we can we You can poison

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that place, one Astros fan at
a time. Rangers fans are weird,

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and uh Danny will tell the Astros
fans the pig story, and then you'll

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explain what's going on with your truck
restoration. Oh yeah, a copy of

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amounts of Mondo. Oh so good? You know one boxing in my front

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yard and the girl okay, made
MUDs. Yeah Dan, you Astros story

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time, Danny's minute stories and then
made then it made ing good. Just

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a random Astros fans just go up
and start talking. Yeah, okay,

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okay, that's nothing. If if, if, there's so many, so

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many ifs. Let's get the update
from Zach and also Zach's our program director.

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We'll get the update and he's been
working on this. Say, if

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there's a chance we can pray down
down to Houston today. Maybe seems unlikely,

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but we'll check in with Zach.
Get an update on that. Next,

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and let's talk about last night's game
as the Rangers tied the series up

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at six, setting up to night's
game seven. Next on ninety seven won the Freak