Oh hello, ladies and gentlemen. Oh man, this book just fell on
my head. I guess I have my shelf to blame. We are consumable
nut sense ladies and gentlemen. That's right. Hey, what kind of a
person goes to a party and hides in the bathroom a party? Booper?
See? I started off here and I'm now I'm down to here. But
guess who's never here or here? Is b S three changing way you watch
TV? Ben, CJ, Ben and Irene just everybody involved with b S
three changing the way you watch TV. They got to hit. I hit
on their hands. Sports entertainment, culture advice, watch it. Get the
rogue who sticks. Don't let me come looking for you. Just do what
I'm asking you to do. Uh wow, I uh, I don't know
how much TV you guys watch. I don't watch that much. But for
some reason, I was just flicking, you know, and I saw the
first forty eight and I saw this guy. He was being interrogated by two
detectives. And I'm thinking, after I made this calm, and I'm thinking
of myself, oh did you wake up stupid? The police officer ask him.
He say, where were you between five and seven, and the guy
looks at him and he says, kindergarten. That's right, kindergarden. When
you get a chance and you say, hey, we don't want to watch
you anymore. We're tired of your beard. Who knows what you're gonna say.
I don't really care. I'm just here to make your laugh. Check
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the Row Distillery. Bobby, I love you. I gotta come out there
soon and do some episodes. But Nevada, Bob. But he's never wrong.
Maybe Joe will come out of retirement. Who knows what the heck's gonna
happen. Uh. I was pulled over by the police going to box Car
Cigars and the police officers may see your license and go yes officer. He
looks, and he goes, you know you're supposed to be wearing glasses.
I said, I have contacts. He says, I don't care who you
know? Singing baby, I'm on a hot streak. Probably not guess who
is on a hot streak. Mikey g out E and d I and I
and G, jazz rock, whatever type of music you want. Check Mikey
g out on Instagram and on Spotify. And speaking of music, I talk
about her every week. I love her. I want to marry her,
but I can't. Okay, I can't tell you why. It's rash thing
I got, but anyway, she understands. I put the cream on.
It just doesn't work sometimes. Pamela Parker Rocks YouTube Instagram check her out as
well if you want some more comedy divorce diaries Michelle. She does a great
job. She's traveling right now over the northeast part of the United States,
so I just take a look at her Instagram page and she'll tell you where
she's performing. Again. I love promoting very, very talented, talented people.
I like myself. Anyway, I think my girl's kind of telling it.
She said something very profound the other day. I don't know has anything
to do with being talented. She said to me she realized that any pizza
can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it. She was
sending me a message. Who knows, Hey, uh, I told you
about Divorce Diaries. I told you about Pamela Parker Rocks, Mikey g I
told you about Bar Scar Cigars, the Road Distillery, I told you about
the history change the way you watch TV. And I gotta tell you about
Vinnie. Vinnie, Vinnie from South Philly. Vinnie. I told you I
got a great script, one hundred percent off. Anytime you want to meet
you, come to Pittsburgh. I'll treat you. I'll meet you. I'll
give you some of the script. You take a look at it. I
think we could do this. I have a great idea for it. It's
titled one hundred percent Off. It's a great comedy. But Vinnie does his
own thing too. He does a podcast. He does also, you know,
he does comedy, and then he does food. Because I saw the
meat loaf. I love the Dalian meat loaf. Okay, anyway, uh
so check that out. Vinnie. Come on right here, Vinnie. Now,
if you, if you wish, please give me a buzz or contact
me some way so we can get together. I'm telling you one hundred percent
off funny comedy. We got something. We got something. I'm offering it
to you because I think you and your people are funny. Uh. Speaking
of funny, and again, I hate to say some about my girlfriend.
I asked my girlfriend just the other day. She for the heck of ever
hanging out in the kitchen she's washing. I'm trying, I said, honey,
just stole the word or for me, And she says, what the
fruit or the color? That's that's what my girlfriend said. All right.
Anyway, So I told you about Bobby Balco, box cars, cigars,
and Poland Pennsylvania, duroa this stealer. I told you about all this stuff.
I told you about Finny. Now I gotta tell you about one more
thing. Uh, my friend. Listen, he wasn't my friend. I
didn't even know the guy. My phone broke. That's why I didn't have
any episodes or anything for like a week or so. I lost all my
contacts. I went to all these places until I found the cell surgeon my
man chat seven two four six five one two two three three in Beaver Falls,
Pennsylvania, home with Joe name it Joe Nameth Okay, Hellabama, New
York, Janet's boom Chat. He did an incredible job for me with my
phone. I'm so happy I got all my contacts back. He fixed my
phone the screen to it. When everybody else wanted this a mon that a
moth. They couldn't do this, they couldn't do that. Oh right there,
okay, Benny, Bennie understands. Oh right there, Diane, she
understands too. So yeah, if you're in Chippewa Beaver Falls Chat, it's
the sound surgeon. Check him out. Hey, one more thing before I
go. A lot of you people are dating, and there's a new dating
app, and I think it's pretty cool. It's it's a dating app where
they can match you up with people who are on the same meds as you
are. And it's called relations Scripts, Relationscripts, relations ladies and gentlemen.
Look, I know it's seven minutes. I'm going over seven minutes. I
love you. Please. The Padula Show consumable nonsense. If you want to
co host beautiful, I need some help. I got to get a lot
of my episodes from the episode I think forty ninth, one hundred or so
with Wayne, and Andrew and Joel. I want to get a platform and
put all those beautiful, funny episodes. Man on on, iHeart something.
I think it's great. I just watched the episode one oh one where I'm
bating Siamese twins that are conjoined at the back. I mean, that's funny
stuff. Remember we're totally unscripted, Joel and Wayne and I and when Andrew
joined us too, and Ron got rest his soul. When we did the
podcast, there was no hey, let's rehearse for two days in road.
There was here's the idea, camera shoots on. Bamn, We're ready to
go. That's the way we did everything. So if you want to join
me, fine, you can help me out with this it stuff. Fine.
I got a great song I put together regarding the Star Superstar pitchure from
the Pirates Paul Skins. If anybody knows how to do something like that.
I know Mikey g did my podcast theme, but Paul Skins. I wrote
a good song about him. It would be a hit again. Do I
have any kind of talent nosic go tell it. No tech talent. No,
I could just do this consumable nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen. I love
you, Thank you for watching. I'm sorry. I'm approaching nine minutes.
Share life, call it s up for free. It's free. There's no
polititics, no sex, no drugs, nothing, stupid, silly jokes and
great promos for some great friends. I love you. Wake up, open
your eyes, say thank you very much. I get one more day,
one more day to live life, love life, enjoy your family. I
bid you guys peace, but make sure make sure you laugh. Don't forget
Chad the cell Surgeon