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Oh hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh man, this book just fell on

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my head. I guess I have
my shelf to blame. We are consumable

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nut sense ladies and gentlemen. That's
right. Hey, what kind of a

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person goes to a party and hides
in the bathroom a party? Booper?

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See? I started off here and
I'm now I'm down to here. But

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guess who's never here or here?
Is b S three changing way you watch

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TV? Ben, CJ, Ben
and Irene just everybody involved with b S

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three changing the way you watch TV. They got to hit. I hit

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on their hands. Sports entertainment,
culture advice, watch it. Get the

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rogue who sticks. Don't let me
come looking for you. Just do what

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I'm asking you to do. Uh
wow, I uh, I don't know

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how much TV you guys watch.
I don't watch that much. But for

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some reason, I was just flicking, you know, and I saw the

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first forty eight and I saw this
guy. He was being interrogated by two

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detectives. And I'm thinking, after
I made this calm, and I'm thinking

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of myself, oh did you wake
up stupid? The police officer ask him.

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He say, where were you between
five and seven, and the guy

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looks at him and he says,
kindergarten. That's right, kindergarden. When

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you get a chance and you say, hey, we don't want to watch

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you anymore. We're tired of your
beard. Who knows what you're gonna say.

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I don't really care. I'm just
here to make your laugh. Check

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out box Car Cigars in Voland,
Pennsylvania, and right behind that is Debrail

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Distilleries. It's the summer. Maybe
you're doing some traveling, but hey,

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that shouldn't stop you from getting some
great cigars and some great great shrinks at

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the Row Distillery. Bobby, I
love you. I gotta come out there

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soon and do some episodes. But
Nevada, Bob. But he's never wrong.

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Maybe Joe will come out of retirement. Who knows what the heck's gonna

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happen. Uh. I was pulled
over by the police going to box Car

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Cigars and the police officers may see
your license and go yes officer. He

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looks, and he goes, you
know you're supposed to be wearing glasses.

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I said, I have contacts.
He says, I don't care who you

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know? Singing baby, I'm on
a hot streak. Probably not guess who

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is on a hot streak. Mikey
g out E and d I and I

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and G, jazz rock, whatever
type of music you want. Check Mikey

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g out on Instagram and on Spotify. And speaking of music, I talk

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about her every week. I love
her. I want to marry her,

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but I can't. Okay, I
can't tell you why. It's rash thing

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I got, but anyway, she
understands. I put the cream on.

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It just doesn't work sometimes. Pamela
Parker Rocks YouTube Instagram check her out as

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well if you want some more comedy
divorce diaries Michelle. She does a great

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job. She's traveling right now over
the northeast part of the United States,

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so I just take a look at
her Instagram page and she'll tell you where

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she's performing. Again. I love
promoting very, very talented, talented people.

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I like myself. Anyway, I
think my girl's kind of telling it.

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She said something very profound the other
day. I don't know has anything

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to do with being talented. She
said to me she realized that any pizza

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can be a personal one if you
cry while you eat it. She was

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sending me a message. Who knows, Hey, uh, I told you

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about Divorce Diaries. I told you
about Pamela Parker Rocks, Mikey g I

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told you about Bar Scar Cigars,
the Road Distillery, I told you about

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the history change the way you watch
TV. And I gotta tell you about

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Vinnie. Vinnie, Vinnie from South
Philly. Vinnie. I told you I

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got a great script, one hundred
percent off. Anytime you want to meet

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you, come to Pittsburgh. I'll
treat you. I'll meet you. I'll

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give you some of the script.
You take a look at it. I

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think we could do this. I
have a great idea for it. It's

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titled one hundred percent Off. It's
a great comedy. But Vinnie does his

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own thing too. He does a
podcast. He does also, you know,

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he does comedy, and then he
does food. Because I saw the

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meat loaf. I love the Dalian
meat loaf. Okay, anyway, uh

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so check that out. Vinnie.
Come on right here, Vinnie. Now,

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if you, if you wish,
please give me a buzz or contact

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me some way so we can get
together. I'm telling you one hundred percent

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off funny comedy. We got something. We got something. I'm offering it

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to you because I think you and
your people are funny. Uh. Speaking

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of funny, and again, I
hate to say some about my girlfriend.

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I asked my girlfriend just the other
day. She for the heck of ever

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hanging out in the kitchen she's washing. I'm trying, I said, honey,

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just stole the word or for me, And she says, what the

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fruit or the color? That's that's
what my girlfriend said. All right.

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Anyway, So I told you about
Bobby Balco, box cars, cigars,

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and Poland Pennsylvania, duroa this stealer. I told you about all this stuff.

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I told you about Finny. Now
I gotta tell you about one more

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thing. Uh, my friend.
Listen, he wasn't my friend. I

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didn't even know the guy. My
phone broke. That's why I didn't have

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any episodes or anything for like a
week or so. I lost all my

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contacts. I went to all these
places until I found the cell surgeon my

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man chat seven two four six five
one two two three three in Beaver Falls,

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Pennsylvania, home with Joe name it
Joe Nameth Okay, Hellabama, New

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York, Janet's boom Chat. He
did an incredible job for me with my

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phone. I'm so happy I got
all my contacts back. He fixed my

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phone the screen to it. When
everybody else wanted this a mon that a

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moth. They couldn't do this,
they couldn't do that. Oh right there,

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okay, Benny, Bennie understands.
Oh right there, Diane, she

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understands too. So yeah, if
you're in Chippewa Beaver Falls Chat, it's

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the sound surgeon. Check him out. Hey, one more thing before I

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go. A lot of you people
are dating, and there's a new dating

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app, and I think it's pretty
cool. It's it's a dating app where

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they can match you up with people
who are on the same meds as you

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are. And it's called relations Scripts, Relationscripts, relations ladies and gentlemen.

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Look, I know it's seven minutes. I'm going over seven minutes. I

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love you. Please. The Padula
Show consumable nonsense. If you want to

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co host beautiful, I need some
help. I got to get a lot

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of my episodes from the episode I
think forty ninth, one hundred or so

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with Wayne, and Andrew and Joel. I want to get a platform and

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put all those beautiful, funny episodes. Man on on, iHeart something.

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I think it's great. I just
watched the episode one oh one where I'm

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bating Siamese twins that are conjoined at
the back. I mean, that's funny

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stuff. Remember we're totally unscripted,
Joel and Wayne and I and when Andrew

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joined us too, and Ron got
rest his soul. When we did the

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podcast, there was no hey,
let's rehearse for two days in road.

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There was here's the idea, camera
shoots on. Bamn, We're ready to

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go. That's the way we did
everything. So if you want to join

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me, fine, you can help
me out with this it stuff. Fine.

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I got a great song I put
together regarding the Star Superstar pitchure from

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the Pirates Paul Skins. If anybody
knows how to do something like that.

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I know Mikey g did my podcast
theme, but Paul Skins. I wrote

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a good song about him. It
would be a hit again. Do I

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have any kind of talent nosic go
tell it. No tech talent. No,

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I could just do this consumable nonsense. Ladies and gentlemen. I love

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you, Thank you for watching.
I'm sorry. I'm approaching nine minutes.

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Share life, call it s up
for free. It's free. There's no

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polititics, no sex, no drugs, nothing, stupid, silly jokes and

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great promos for some great friends.
I love you. Wake up, open

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your eyes, say thank you very
much. I get one more day,

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one more day to live life,
love life, enjoy your family. I

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bid you guys peace, but make
sure make sure you laugh. Don't forget

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Chad the cell Surgeon