You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety seven to one The Freak, Yeah Ato
five Tuesday, December five, countdown to Crimbo twenty days. You're listening to
the Downbeat with Danny Kevy, Mikey Cagy chilling. Uh, Let's freaking chill
our movie series. We've got a big announcement for the date the film and
a location. It's gonna be an Alamo draft House, but the specific Alamo
draft House because there's a bunch of them. There's one right around the corner
from wherever you are, the best movie theaters in town. We're gonna release
that information here in a little bit, and uh don't miss nine o'clock all
week long, we're doing this twenty twenty three Clip of the Year clip show
countdown. We made it through ten of them yesterday. We're doing fifty through
number one. That is the best clips of the year from ninety seven one
The Freak, Very funny. Kevin has labored over this and did a great
job. We played ten of them yesterday, ideally ten more today. We'll
see and if there's spillover, we're playing at nine thirty. Also play some
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week. This is shot ninety seven on the Freak. We're having fun,
we're live, local laughs, and it's good damn times. All right,
it is the Danny Bayless bomb dropping Hour, where it's all Danny all the
time. We'll have ding good morning news here in twenty minutes or so.
But right now, Oh, you're supposed play live open for this. Where's
your guitar? It's over here? Hang on, remember the rules? Yeah
dude, remember yesterday arguing about it here. He is unprepared, live open
and frantic. It's time fore ding sings things and begin Man, that's a
spicy chicken wing Ding sings, Ding sings. What's going on with your ding?
A ling? Ding sings? Dang sings? Why did you buy her
an engagement ring? Kevin Ding sings Dang sings? And then that's all I
got. Ah, I had one more to get it. Chow mean Carrie's
strug landing it on one leg. That doesn't rhyme. The golf club ping,
yeah, golf manufacturer pin harder than it looks, folks, all right,
dang sings. Mikey came up with the idea to do a year in
review of crap that I brought to the radio station in form of song Yes,
okay, So I think my start date was late November, November twenty
eighth, so we will dip into the last month of last year. So
you know, I wanted to play the first thing that I did songwise for
these airwaves. And I was hired about a week before I actually started,
so I had a little bit of time to kind of get my head around.
And I've been listening to you guys quite a bit. It's Brandy Radio
station. Let's check this out. Yeah, a call they want to meet
and say, hey, man here, you're available now, would you like
to come work with us? And I said, you know what that sounds
fine, let's do it. And I wrote this tune because there was a
show called The Downbeat that was on in afternoons that was Mike Siroy and Mike
Reiner and everybody else. Because as we know, the two legged stool can
be wobbly at times. E three legs, eight three legs. So you
guys brought in random or other participants. Her hosts from the show don't fill
in on a daily basis. And then they brought me in and I made
it a permanent fixture, or at least for six months. Anyway, I
wrote this song about the Downbeat and how I felt like I was going to
be able to not only help it, but save it, because I felt
like that afternoon show was in big trouble and what they needed was me.
And here it is, of course unnecessary long intros. I've been checking out
the freaking every time some mixed producers and dude from Hard. It's confusing to
me, Katie, I can't iHeart gave them the case two one hundred thousand
one Legacy station. The runner must have promised them total truncation retirement. Goodwaite,
what's he really that great? He's been phoning it in since two thousand
and eight. I guess that's why I got the call. He didn't like
that line. He called himself skin. His name is Jeff Wade. He's
been fired from every station that begins with k TC, k RLD, and
he offered half a million and it saw tax free. The tall I have
to do. He's calling in and saved the downbeat. They're having troubles.
Send me on the long four feet, maybe it's six feet if you can.
Groups, you can never count on crimes drove. They cart my name
on the station transmitter, umballing harder than the douchhoe, Twitter, fortune and
fame, boozing cocaine. It's rumored that I'm dating Shunie and twins, but
I'm not used to all these new found ridges. Drowning myself in crystal and
bad bitch. It probably took me good to just take itself. Was making
forty grand just six months in contree. I think I heard I'd have made
a mistake. Sure it sounds fine to bring me on, but I'm probably
better suited mowing Corfino's long. It's been twenty three years. But they don't
know that I'm good at stealing cashual corporate raiding. There's no freaking way that
I could never save the down be. I'm so crapped I can bear stand
on my own two feet. You should probably get this job two groups.
No, that's a bad ard too. This is a ridiculous plan. We're
gonna get a rest is kicked by jow. None of that age god.
Wait, it just goes to show you how many things have changed in just
thirteen months. Wow, I tried you guys, Yeah, didn't you put
it into perspective? Or what an effing wild ride this has been in just
like twelve and a half months. I mean you and got here two months
after the station launched, and we spent a month of that being displaced to
a temporary studio because of rats. This place was consumed by rats in month
too on a news station. How we handled it? How were there rats?
No? They're actual? Yeah, like you could see them by your
feet. There was a rat under Julie's desk, stuck in that goo my
trapped in the goole. He couldn't get out of the google Oh my god,
that's how bad for him or her or the rat the rat? Everyone
really was he alive still or just yeah? There was a rumor of about
a fourteen pound hog rat by the vending machine, non on the elevator cable
hand hand in a bag of cheaters. All right, here's what I know.
You want to take much of this. That is effing beautiful, beautiful.
I'm going to repurpose that and make that a real song. I think
Okay, it's gorgeous. Here's a tune that's not real gorgeous. It just
a little quickie that I thought was fun. Do you remember when I had
to I made the big, bold claim that I could do a blind taste
test of all the canned beans that were in the cubicle area. And we
called the the segment Bayless bean Bingo. And of course it needs an open
beans beans, beans, beans, beans, beans, Beans. There we
go beans beans beans, Yeah, beans, beans, beans beans. Here
comes one more time here kind of kids, the kids middle school choir.
He hired a whole choir, so weird in space. It's so peaceful to
beans. Just listen one more time clean just to the word because it's so
perfect. But just the very beginnings, just way beans, very beans.
I could have said something that would you know your peace beans rest sleep,
beans poop. Here's one that was by popular request from Kevin. He's a
popular guy and he requested that I play this one. This is when all
of the p G a live uh curve kerfuffle for fluffle was going on and
uh, mikey, I guess did this happen last year? That live?
Like? Did they were? They ended up kind of this summer when it
was like, oh my god, the PG I mean, the song is
and what we thought that the Live essentially bought into the PJ A right,
PJ Tour is gonna just take Saudi money. Yes, And we're all shocked
by this, okay, And I needed to ride a tune about this because
I'm very passionate about my golf. Yes, okay, and manifested in this
way. Live Golf bought the peg. How many heads are gonna roll today?
Live Golf bought the peg A. Mike Zarroy broke the news just yesterday.
Golf bag clubsups holes, gruff, fringe, hole in one putter,
It's fun. John Rahm, Brian Harmon, Harris English Web, Samson,
Justin Rose, Ricky Fowler, Jordan Speeth, Matt Couture, golf shot,
golf shot, golf shot, that's a nice golf shot. Mon Cowa moura
cowwaw, mourn cowa, mourn cowa. Russell Henley's looking at you, Chris
Kirk, he's looking at me. Tommy Fleetwood's looking at him. Max Homer
birdied on three. I had to clarify once again, the DP and the
DP or Tour doesn't stand for double penetrationhot. I forgot that one. I
forgot the end there DP World tour we had to talk about and I needed
to clarify ceremonious in that's iconic tration fringe and by the way, golf and
Rodney Anderson dot com brings you, this brings you this, thank you.
My favorite part of that song is websim Son web Simpsons Mama birded on three
had a weird scenario where a few golfers are looking at each other. All
right, this may be one of the worst things that I've ever done,
but I also think it's one of the best because when you put it into
context. So The Downbeat got hired to do a remote at a motorcycle museum,
like the largest motorcycle museum in the world, Jajas Moto Museum. That's
right down there in the design district. Cool, an incredible spot, and
I felt there was a little bit of pressure on me to deliver a song
about motorcycles. Yeah, probably administered by me. I was like to do
a motorcycle song, and I don't think I was like particularly inspired. So
I dropped like a half of a hit of acid and I wrote this Unfortunately,
the people at the has Moto Museum were standing around the broadcast table and
this is pumping through the PA and if you'll notice, we're there to promote
motorcycles. In the first verse, I talk about how someone is brutally killed
in a motorcycle accident, and I try to recover from it later on.
But good god, I got so much hate on this song when it originally
aired about this is the worst thing that you've literally ever done in your life.
So why not play it again in some thing's age twelve over time?
And could I send a special replaying dedication to motorcycle Guru Zach appropriate character.
Okay, here for that he was not here for he may you may have
a new person that hates this song. All right, here's a wild ride,
have fun that great drum Radiohead drums total. Have you ever made love
on a motorcycle? It's very difficult, but I can show you if you'll
only see five hundred pounds of steeling rome and gasy recycle yours hounding out of
your chest from all the bens tree you from the highway patrol. You can't
believe your love. It's over for you. Your ride as through as you
collide with a big back truck, crash, crash, crash, crash,
You're dead. That was just a caution. Yes, motorcycles can be dangerous.
That's why it's important to take the by motorcycle driving. Oh yes,
the motorcycle something this aged better over time, excellent. Don't know the first
one I hear going, huh but safety first. You should have seen it
was blinking, blank blank stares from the people at the motor museum, just
going way to promote our event. Dumb ass. The first half of that
someone sounds like a soul coughing tune. Oh you were alien an arm all
right, that's enough of that. I love. They're all about three minutes
song, so it's kind of if you want to do one in then ending
good morning news, we can or we can do some more tonight. Where
we've got left. We've got us the freak Christmas song from last year.
We have a song called kirasal I love curse curis. How's two and a
half? You want to rocket? That's not the one we'll get. Let's
stay, let's stay on, let's do it. Let's let's break now and
stay on. Down time. There's Diarrheaville, Oh, we need to hear
that, and the Ballad of caval Kante. How about Thursday, dude,
Let's do some parts of the ding sings. Plus you can work out your
acoustic intro a little bit. Get that one more rhyme and the ding sings
fine, all right, all right, amazing. Well, motorcycles aren't the
only damn thing that'll kill you. There's also sharks, and someone perished in
the jaws of a shark in the Bahamas will tell you all of the gory
details. Next