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You're listening to the Downbeat on ninety
seven to one The Freak, Yeah Ato

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five Tuesday, December five, countdown
to Crimbo twenty days. You're listening to

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the Downbeat with Danny Kevy, Mikey
Cagy chilling. Uh, Let's freaking chill

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our movie series. We've got a
big announcement for the date the film and

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a location. It's gonna be an
Alamo draft House, but the specific Alamo

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draft House because there's a bunch of
them. There's one right around the corner

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from wherever you are, the best
movie theaters in town. We're gonna release

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that information here in a little bit, and uh don't miss nine o'clock all

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week long, we're doing this twenty
twenty three Clip of the Year clip show

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countdown. We made it through ten
of them yesterday. We're doing fifty through

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number one. That is the best
clips of the year from ninety seven one

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The Freak, Very funny. Kevin
has labored over this and did a great

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job. We played ten of them
yesterday, ideally ten more today. We'll

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see and if there's spillover, we're
playing at nine thirty. Also play some

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of your talkbacks if you want to
leave one iHeartRadio app ninety seven one the

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Freak, a little microphone, say
whatever you want, be a part of

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the show. Support this thing,
do it proudly and tell a friend this

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week. This is shot ninety seven
on the Freak. We're having fun,

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we're live, local laughs, and
it's good damn times. All right,

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it is the Danny Bayless bomb dropping
Hour, where it's all Danny all the

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time. We'll have ding good morning
news here in twenty minutes or so.

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But right now, Oh, you're
supposed play live open for this. Where's

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your guitar? It's over here?
Hang on, remember the rules? Yeah

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dude, remember yesterday arguing about it
here. He is unprepared, live open

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and frantic. It's time fore ding
sings things and begin Man, that's a

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spicy chicken wing Ding sings, Ding
sings. What's going on with your ding?

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A ling? Ding sings? Dang
sings? Why did you buy her

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an engagement ring? Kevin Ding sings
Dang sings? And then that's all I

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got. Ah, I had one
more to get it. Chow mean Carrie's

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strug landing it on one leg.
That doesn't rhyme. The golf club ping,

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yeah, golf manufacturer pin harder than
it looks, folks, all right,

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dang sings. Mikey came up with
the idea to do a year in

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review of crap that I brought to
the radio station in form of song Yes,

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okay, So I think my start
date was late November, November twenty

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eighth, so we will dip into
the last month of last year. So

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you know, I wanted to play
the first thing that I did songwise for

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these airwaves. And I was hired
about a week before I actually started,

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so I had a little bit of
time to kind of get my head around.

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And I've been listening to you guys
quite a bit. It's Brandy Radio

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station. Let's check this out.
Yeah, a call they want to meet

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and say, hey, man here, you're available now, would you like

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to come work with us? And
I said, you know what that sounds

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fine, let's do it. And
I wrote this tune because there was a

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show called The Downbeat that was on
in afternoons that was Mike Siroy and Mike

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Reiner and everybody else. Because as
we know, the two legged stool can

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be wobbly at times. E three
legs, eight three legs. So you

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guys brought in random or other participants. Her hosts from the show don't fill

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in on a daily basis. And
then they brought me in and I made

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it a permanent fixture, or at
least for six months. Anyway, I

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wrote this song about the Downbeat and
how I felt like I was going to

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be able to not only help it, but save it, because I felt

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like that afternoon show was in big
trouble and what they needed was me.

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And here it is, of course
unnecessary long intros. I've been checking out

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the freaking every time some mixed producers
and dude from Hard. It's confusing to

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me, Katie, I can't iHeart
gave them the case two one hundred thousand

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one Legacy station. The runner must
have promised them total truncation retirement. Goodwaite,

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what's he really that great? He's
been phoning it in since two thousand

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and eight. I guess that's why
I got the call. He didn't like

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that line. He called himself skin. His name is Jeff Wade. He's

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been fired from every station that begins
with k TC, k RLD, and

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he offered half a million and it
saw tax free. The tall I have

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to do. He's calling in and
saved the downbeat. They're having troubles.

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Send me on the long four feet, maybe it's six feet if you can.

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Groups, you can never count on
crimes drove. They cart my name

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on the station transmitter, umballing harder
than the douchhoe, Twitter, fortune and

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fame, boozing cocaine. It's rumored
that I'm dating Shunie and twins, but

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I'm not used to all these new
found ridges. Drowning myself in crystal and

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bad bitch. It probably took me
good to just take itself. Was making

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forty grand just six months in contree. I think I heard I'd have made

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a mistake. Sure it sounds fine
to bring me on, but I'm probably

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better suited mowing Corfino's long. It's
been twenty three years. But they don't

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know that I'm good at stealing cashual
corporate raiding. There's no freaking way that

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I could never save the down be. I'm so crapped I can bear stand

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on my own two feet. You
should probably get this job two groups.

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No, that's a bad ard too. This is a ridiculous plan. We're

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gonna get a rest is kicked by
jow. None of that age god.

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Wait, it just goes to show
you how many things have changed in just

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thirteen months. Wow, I tried
you guys, Yeah, didn't you put

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it into perspective? Or what an
effing wild ride this has been in just

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like twelve and a half months.
I mean you and got here two months

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after the station launched, and we
spent a month of that being displaced to

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a temporary studio because of rats.
This place was consumed by rats in month

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too on a news station. How
we handled it? How were there rats?

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No? They're actual? Yeah,
like you could see them by your

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feet. There was a rat under
Julie's desk, stuck in that goo my

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trapped in the goole. He couldn't
get out of the google Oh my god,

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that's how bad for him or her
or the rat the rat? Everyone

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really was he alive still or just
yeah? There was a rumor of about

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a fourteen pound hog rat by the
vending machine, non on the elevator cable

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hand hand in a bag of cheaters. All right, here's what I know.

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You want to take much of this. That is effing beautiful, beautiful.

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I'm going to repurpose that and make
that a real song. I think

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Okay, it's gorgeous. Here's a
tune that's not real gorgeous. It just

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a little quickie that I thought was
fun. Do you remember when I had

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to I made the big, bold
claim that I could do a blind taste

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test of all the canned beans that
were in the cubicle area. And we

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called the the segment Bayless bean Bingo. And of course it needs an open

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beans beans, beans, beans,
beans, beans, Beans. There we

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go beans beans beans, Yeah,
beans, beans, beans beans. Here

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comes one more time here kind of
kids, the kids middle school choir.

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He hired a whole choir, so
weird in space. It's so peaceful to

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beans. Just listen one more time
clean just to the word because it's so

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perfect. But just the very beginnings, just way beans, very beans.

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I could have said something that would
you know your peace beans rest sleep,

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beans poop. Here's one that was
by popular request from Kevin. He's a

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popular guy and he requested that I
play this one. This is when all

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of the p G a live uh
curve kerfuffle for fluffle was going on and

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uh, mikey, I guess did
this happen last year? That live?

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Like? Did they were? They
ended up kind of this summer when it

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was like, oh my god,
the PG I mean, the song is

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and what we thought that the Live
essentially bought into the PJ A right,

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PJ Tour is gonna just take Saudi
money. Yes, And we're all shocked

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by this, okay, And I
needed to ride a tune about this because

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I'm very passionate about my golf.
Yes, okay, and manifested in this

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way. Live Golf bought the peg. How many heads are gonna roll today?

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Live Golf bought the peg A.
Mike Zarroy broke the news just yesterday.

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Golf bag clubsups holes, gruff,
fringe, hole in one putter,

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It's fun. John Rahm, Brian
Harmon, Harris English Web, Samson,

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Justin Rose, Ricky Fowler, Jordan
Speeth, Matt Couture, golf shot,

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golf shot, golf shot, that's
a nice golf shot. Mon Cowa moura

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cowwaw, mourn cowa, mourn cowa. Russell Henley's looking at you, Chris

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Kirk, he's looking at me.
Tommy Fleetwood's looking at him. Max Homer

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birdied on three. I had to
clarify once again, the DP and the

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DP or Tour doesn't stand for double
penetrationhot. I forgot that one. I

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forgot the end there DP World tour
we had to talk about and I needed

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to clarify ceremonious in that's iconic tration
fringe and by the way, golf and

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Rodney Anderson dot com brings you,
this brings you this, thank you.

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My favorite part of that song is
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had a weird scenario where a few
golfers are looking at each other. All

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right, this may be one of
the worst things that I've ever done,

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but I also think it's one of
the best because when you put it into

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context. So The Downbeat got hired
to do a remote at a motorcycle museum,

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like the largest motorcycle museum in the
world, Jajas Moto Museum. That's

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right down there in the design district. Cool, an incredible spot, and

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I felt there was a little bit
of pressure on me to deliver a song

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about motorcycles. Yeah, probably administered
by me. I was like to do

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a motorcycle song, and I don't
think I was like particularly inspired. So

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I dropped like a half of a
hit of acid and I wrote this Unfortunately,

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the people at the has Moto Museum
were standing around the broadcast table and

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this is pumping through the PA and
if you'll notice, we're there to promote

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motorcycles. In the first verse,
I talk about how someone is brutally killed

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in a motorcycle accident, and I
try to recover from it later on.

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But good god, I got so
much hate on this song when it originally

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aired about this is the worst thing
that you've literally ever done in your life.

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So why not play it again in
some thing's age twelve over time?

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And could I send a special replaying
dedication to motorcycle Guru Zach appropriate character.

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Okay, here for that he was
not here for he may you may have

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a new person that hates this song. All right, here's a wild ride,

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have fun that great drum Radiohead drums
total. Have you ever made love

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on a motorcycle? It's very difficult, but I can show you if you'll

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only see five hundred pounds of steeling
rome and gasy recycle yours hounding out of

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your chest from all the bens tree
you from the highway patrol. You can't

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believe your love. It's over for
you. Your ride as through as you

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collide with a big back truck,
crash, crash, crash, crash,

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You're dead. That was just a
caution. Yes, motorcycles can be dangerous.

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That's why it's important to take the
by motorcycle driving. Oh yes,

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the motorcycle something this aged better over
time, excellent. Don't know the first

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one I hear going, huh but
safety first. You should have seen it

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was blinking, blank blank stares from
the people at the motor museum, just

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going way to promote our event.
Dumb ass. The first half of that

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someone sounds like a soul coughing tune. Oh you were alien an arm all

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right, that's enough of that.
I love. They're all about three minutes

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song, so it's kind of if
you want to do one in then ending

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good morning news, we can or
we can do some more tonight. Where

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we've got left. We've got us
the freak Christmas song from last year.

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We have a song called kirasal I
love curse curis. How's two and a

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half? You want to rocket?
That's not the one we'll get. Let's

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stay, let's stay on, let's
do it. Let's let's break now and

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stay on. Down time. There's
Diarrheaville, Oh, we need to hear

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that, and the Ballad of caval
Kante. How about Thursday, dude,

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Let's do some parts of the ding
sings. Plus you can work out your

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acoustic intro a little bit. Get
that one more rhyme and the ding sings

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fine, all right, all right, amazing. Well, motorcycles aren't the

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only damn thing that'll kill you.
There's also sharks, and someone perished in

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the jaws of a shark in the
Bahamas will tell you all of the gory

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details. Next