The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Happy Friday, Friday. It's
been a week, not feeling the Friday vibes yet, Still gonna drink some
coffee, But I know they're out there. The vibes are out there somewhere,
and I'm going to get them. Do you think somebody's in their car
right now in the way to work, just vibing because it's Friday? Yeah,
and everyone feels like us, like, hey, you know, we
there. Yeah, it's still pretty early, but we're getting there. I
think people, really, I think so even this early, Yeah, popped
down and they're convertible, Yeah, which just throwing up that west side,
just rolling through Westside, nap, but like, what's up? It's Friday?
Yes, exactly like that. Ain't nobody doing that? So I heard
the talkbacks are talking. Let's see what they're saying. Happy Friday, JV
crew, It's Center without the haircut. It's time to set off all the
alarms. Cuckoo. Wait is it cuckoo or ooh it's it starts with it?
Oh people, So it's not cuckoo. That's like Graham's ex. Cuckoo's
not totally different. Yeahang marriage Gang let's go through the alerts. Okay,
okay, the first one is not cuckoo, it's and the next one is
bang bang marriage gang. Okay, let me work. Let's see, and
that one's supposed to sound more like this ban guess all right? Okay with
Field Selina, I think I speak for all of us when I say,
you're such a huge part of making our commut's a lot easier every morning.
So you deserve all the happiness in the world. Congratulations and missus Westfield,
Oh, I thank you so much. What happened yesterday? Right? So,
yeah, we went to the house and we didn't you guys, Wow,
I'll talk more about it eight o five, about like what that was
like. And I have questions still on like you know, she's a married
woman. Now I have questions, did you guys consummate the marriage last night?
You know, let's talk about that eight o five, just you know,
you could give us just a little sample. Some almost that are feeling
the Friday vibe right now, we want to know we actually didn't what we
went out to eat and we I was so tired. Let me just say,
as a guy who's heard the I'm so tired after going out to dinner
or drinks or whatever, you know, excuse, Well, I don't know
if it's an excuse, it's an actual reason. But you know, as
guys, we've heard that forever. And so you're thinking, like, Okay,
well, today's going to be different because it's our anniversary, or today's
going to be different because it's our wedding, or today is going to be
different because of whatever, and spoiler alert, guys, it's not. But
do you think he really wanted it that bad? Like he was complaining all
that he's sick, you know what I mean, all he wanted to do
was get to bed and get some sleep for once, like you know,
So I took that as like, okay, well I'm tired too, so
the rest. But it's still one of those things you just do, or
at least you think you're to do. Relax, not that big of a
table. Got next week, that a deal, our wedding. Our wedding,
wedding is next week. That's the fun one. This is like,
but if you were tired after dinner, aren't you gonna be like extremely tired
after a whole wedding. Yeah, those guys were used to this. We
know, we know the talk bags are still talking. Let's see what they're
saying. Hey, Selena, Graham, Jess and Cheaty. This is Anthony
from San Jose. I just have a random question. I feel like Graham
has said the word pounded a lot more recently and no one stopped him or
told him that he can't use that word. Is that allowed now? Because
if it is, I'm all for it. Thanks a lot, I have
a great day everyone. It's definitely not allowed. But I stopped stopping Graham
because when I do, he says totally bent them over and gave it to
him, And I feel like that's much much worse. Well, you guys
used to get on me, you and particularly jv Oh, No, no,
you can't say pound, and then I would have to resort to another
adjective, something worse than that's something better and more light. Yeah, but
I need to have something that accurately describes what I'm trying, the picture I'm
trying to paint. So when the Niners pounded the Cowboys, that's exactly what
happened. If you want to say, I can't say pound, did the
Niners totally bend them over and give it to them? Yes? They also
did that that's an accu worse, right, So that's why I stopped stopping
you when you say gave them a pounding or pounded okay, because I have
wondered about that also, I'm like, maybe she's just become desensitized to the
pounding. No, I'm not defens I don't sensitize it. I might want
to clip that clip that from my own from my own drop there, but
yeah, I mean okay, So, but just to let you know that
that's the rea. You know, the reason I say that is because it's
an accurate description of what happened. So if you need me to go to
a different word than pound, it's still going to be on that level because
that's what I'm talking about. Okay, So do we just allow the pounding?
Yeah? I mean yeah, fly, yeah, pound On Graham,
what is today? You guys? This is a pretty exciting day. It's
National No broad Day is celebrating. Am I the only one that's celebrated?
Yes? Either, you guys are all everybody's broad up today on National No
broad Day? Well, I didn't know. Don't you want to stand in
solidarity with the other ladies today that are going broadless? For I don't know
why this is a day. I didn't look. I didn't read that far
into it. All I got to was, no broad day. Don't you
want to partake? Now that you hear? It was always uncomfortable for me,
honest, Yeah, but you got some news. Yeah I can.
It was uncomfortable for me. Now I can't. Are you a bralist?
Wonder? Now? Now you can just like do whatever you want. If
I wanted to last night, I know you do you? I love that?
Do you ever like partake at work? I mean no? Why are
you such a sicko? I'm not asking questions like perfect I don't think he
asked that. Yeah, I'm going to HR. I can't. I'm going
right now she's married? Now, who the HR lady? No? You
the HR lady? No, we just got to tell you about your Weddy.
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy Friday Morning JV Show
Selena Graham, Chess and Cheaty. Uh this she listens for me, kaya,
Hey uh, we're saying Happy Friday because of a good weekend and get
your laugh gets my loins going. I love you guys, right or a
blaze for you? Cheaty trying not to laugh right now, all based off
of your laugh. You know, I problem. Lot of people love Cheaty's
laugh. I love it too. I didn't know that they got loins going.
So releases from Yukaya, you need to like leave more talkbags, send
some pictures. Yes, he's shooting his shot. I think he is.
Why don't you send pictures to either like Graham or Jess. I'm a married
woman now. But that way we can get that to Cheaty and we can
like, you know, see which way she wipe on them. Yeah,
connect you guys. I like it. Yeah, Cheaty, you have a
great laugh. It does not set my loins and blaze like it does our
buddy this season Yukaya, I think. But you do have a great laugh.
The joins are on fire and not like in an itchy kind of way,
right, which is really good, good way burning way. Oh my
god, JBI Show. This is Linda from Stockton. I want to wish
everybody a happy Friday the thirteenth. Have a great day, happy Friday.
Yeah that's Friday the thirteen. Yes, it is Friday the thirteenth. So
I went and I looked up some superstitions and I want to know if you
guys believe in any of these and which ones? Okay? Okay? Breaking
a mirror, you know, people say that brings bad luck. How do
you guys feel about that one? Yeah, I believe I believe in that
one. You guys believe in that one that it's going to bring you seven
years of bad luck? I mean maybe not are I just don't want to
break any I've smashed hell of mirrors and look at all the bad luck it's
brought you. That haircut, that haircut you must have depleted. I've had
to like demo and renovate bathrooms before. And those mirrors they glue a lot
of the ones, they glue them to the wall. There's no prime in
the thing. Off, you have to just smash the thing. So you
smash the mirror and so brave. That means all the mirrors like broke into
my life, I'd probably have like one hundred and fifty years of bad luck,
and my life just keeps getting more awesome. I've never heard of this
one. A bird or a flock of birds going from left to right.
Oh, I never heard that happened to me yesterday. That's a thing.
Yeah, there were some birds flying in a v They must have been migrating
south for the winter, but they were going the wrong way. They were
going east And I looked up and I told my wife. I was like,
look at those birds. Wow, cool, but they were going left
to right. I love this one. Failing to respond to a chain letter.
We all believe that one at one point, didn't we If I afford
whatever it was to like nine people, we were gonna die. We can
actually do that, right yeah, back in the day. Yeah, yeah
too. Never in the history of social media post you need to share this
this many times you're in an email chain? Did I ever send it on?
I'm going to have bad luck or die based on an email or a
social media post? Get the f out of here. You know what's that
is? I would send those ones, but you know the ones that are
like, hey, if you don't send to three people, you don't love
Jesus. And I'm like, oh, I just don't want to send that
right now. Only care about yourself, don't care about sky Daddy. But
I do feel really guilty afterwards, sky Daddy watching you saw your choices.
It is Friday the thirteenth, are going over some superstitions, hanging a horseshoe,
with the ends pointing down, because then it believes that the luck will
fall out of the horseshoe. Never never heard of that opening an umbrella inside.
I don't know that. Yeah, yeah, I believe in that one.
You don't do that because you're worried about it getting you bad luck.
Yes, sometimes it's more convenient to open it inside, so that right when
you step out the door under the O ring whatever, you're already covered.
I know it's not convenient bad luck. Yeah, but do you know what's
I don't have a not convenient convenient joke there. It's all fake. Placing
chopstick straight up. This is like a I guess the Chinese and Japanese superstition
here says placing chopstick straight up in a bowl of rice, and their culture
is reminiscent of food offerings left for the dead. So don't do that.
That's curt me out, obviously, seeing like ravens and crows and all those
creepy birds. They say that that is that'll bring you bad luck. Wishing
someone good luck while inside a theater will bring bad luck. And said he's
supposed to say break a leg. That's why they say that. Oh,
okay, placing your shoes on a table, which just sounds disgusting anyways,
placing a hat on a bed. I feel like I've done that many times,
so many times. Oh no, but you believe in all these other
things, and here you are just throwing hats on beds. Really, let's
go over the last few ones really quick. Tipping a salt shaker, over
killing a lady. But why would anybody do it that a lady buck walking
under an accident, Oh, I believe on the ladder one yeah, I
will never walk under a ladder. And then it once got bad luck.
I don't want to happened. I think it was like when I was a
kid, so I lost like some of my toys are like really stuff that
I really needed, and I never found them again. Oh because the ladder,
of course, not because you're a kid and you didn't remember where you
left your toys. And then I looked my whole I looked at my whole
room, couldn't find it. It's definitive proof. You've heard it here first
on the JV show. That's definitive proof. If you were I walked under
a light. I mean, you shouldn't walk under a ladder as a general
rule of thumb because of me might be working on drop something and it's going
to hit you on the head. That's why you shouldn't walk under a ladder.
But not because Chet lost her mister potato head dollar in the third grade.
It was a third grade. I don't want knew it. I'm psychic.
Well, Happy Friday the thirteenth. I hope you don't bring any bad
luck upon you. Everyone except for Graham of course, Yeah, I don't
care. The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. All right,
Graham, let's talk for his dates, all right. So there's this woman
in Atlanta. She posted a video documenting a first date that she had,
and she is calling out this guy that she went on this date with for
something he did. She said, this guy's just been blown her up for
weeks, texting her. She's never responded, but she finally said, yes
today I was bored and I had Tom. Well, he takes me like,
can we meet for drinks? And you meet me here? So boredom
is the only reason she agreed to this date and probably getting what she thought
was going to be a free first meal. The place she had to meat
was this place called Fontaine's Oyster House, and you guys, she proceeds to
go to town on these oysters. They got the best oysters in Atlanta.
That's her eating those. She's laping down oyster after oyster. The platters of
oysters come with twelve on them, and she takes down the first three platters
all by herself. She's up to thirty six oysters and this poor this poor
guy had to sit there listeners one after the next. She's thirty six in
Yeah, I won. A fourth came out looking at me crazy. I
didn't give them. It was just so good, like I just I had
some. So after that, I'm like, baby, okay. So we
know oysters are a natural afrodisiac, you know, things that can get your
such your loins a blaze. But if you at the start that she says,
when the fourth platter of oysters comes out, the guy's looking at her
a little crazy, so that she's now eating. She's now eating forty eight
oysters. Oh I could not listen to somebody to eat like that. I
did, I'd leave, but she's hammered down forty eight oysters at this point,
and like I said, maybe you know the mood is about to strike
there they are, you know, oysters have been known to have that power.
Yeah, what snakes, I'm not about to eat these potatoes. They
were so good in the crab cakes. Everything was so good. Ten ten
baby, So they weren't about to get down and she was. He was
still hungry, so she got a big border potatoes and two huge crab cakes.
She shot him all the video, but ten out of ten, ten
out of ten, she said were delicious for her. At least, the
date's going great, right, ten out of ten. But that's when things
took a turn for the worst. Just like he going to the bathroom and
they would come back. He was going to the bathroom, and after watching
her forty two crab cakes and a big thing of buttery potatoes, he went
to the bathroom and laughed and didn't come out. Who are you with in
this scenario because she's blasted on social media like this dude's broke. What a
joke, you know? But in his defense, could you have sat there
and watched a person eat four platters? Oyster? No, I'm surprising to
leave sooner, he waited, told she ate forty eight of them? Oh
maybe not. I don't know, because she she was filming herself, right,
she was recording, you know, capturing some content from the from the
restaurant and showing the food. Like, I would be very annoyed. I'm
on a first date, okay, if I'm like, if it's presumed that
I'm going to pay, you're ordering platter after platter after platter after platters.
You got four of them, and then a whole thing of potatoes, and
then you got some expensive crab cakes, and then you're not even paying attention
to me. You're just recording your food in yourself the entire time. I'm
gonna be very turned off, and I'm sorry the date is over. Yeah,
that's what I guess what's gonna be. My next question is, is
it there is an expectation that the guy. You know, it's twenty twenty
three, but there's still an expectation that if a guy asked you out on
a date, that he's going to pay for the date, Rightah, But
should he still be expected to pay for the entire bill when you're on your
fourth platter of oysters and I haven't even gotten one of them, Like,
hey, do you think I could? She's too busy gobble them down?
One after the next, and then she gets an entree after that, and
let I mean, let the record show it's not in there, but she's
showing her lemon drop Martini's that she's as well get stuck with that whole bill.
That's I'm saying. If I'm a I'm a firm believer that on the
first date, at least the first date, the guide does pay, because
I feel like you're still courting her at that point. It's just I don't
know. I know it's very old school and traditional, but that is what
I believe. But if I'm going like overboard like her, I'd be like,
I'm paying for this platter, Like don't worry bett, like I got
this this point. You know. Also, she wasn't like a little concerned.
Forty eight oysters sounds your stomach's gonna be hurting. You're asking for a
trip to the er. Yeah, you guys like oysters. I've never had
one, like cannot they just look so we're discussing. I tried them at
foody Land, and those were the best oysters I've had. They were so
good. They had like different sauce sauces on them, saucy sauci Okay,
I've had plenty of oysters in my life. I can't decide if it's the
sauce that's on there and that you know, that's giving the flavor that you
like, because yeah, you wouldn't eat it by itself, right. I
just kind of feel like there are they are a little bit of a what's
the point? I've had frieda oysters and that's better because everything's better frieda duh.
But sometimes I wonder is it just this sweet chili sauce that I mean?
Did they set your loins ablaze? And they did? They were naughty,
oh babyy ten out of ten. No, they didn't do that for
me. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine, Your Voice, the
Meady Happy Friday did the talkbacks Good Morning JV show, It's best from Livermore.
Just wanted to say congrats to Selena also Happy Friday. The thirteenth definitely
feels like spooky season. And I wanted to shout out my daughter ari Gella,
Love you, princess, have a great day A love that and thank
you so much. Yes, I am now a married well massicial it's official.
We'll talk more about it eight oh five, And it does feel like
spooky season, doesn't it. I finally some decorations like popping up in my
neighborhood. It took a little while, but they're there. The weather,
you know, it's like holder starting to cool down just a little bit.
I love it. The vibes, the vibes, Godest, It's all the
stuff you need to know what's hot in music, movies, shows, and
the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay. Okay, we need
to talk about Jada saying that Tupac is her soulmate. Now. I feel
like she said this before, but it was brought up again in a new
interview because she's out promoting her book Like Crazy. The book drops next week,
and they talked about how she and Tupac are soulmates, but it didn't
work out romantically just because they had zero chemistry together. She reveals that he
once proposed to her, but she turned him down, and she also said
she feels like you could have a soul mat without the romance, like a
soulmate can just be a friend. But that was Tupac for her, that
was her true soulmates. What does bother you guys? If you were Will
Smith, Yeah, I'd be very bothered. We know Will and Jada,
I mean we know now that they've been separated for seven years, but they're
still married. You know, if they consider each other life partners enough to
not get a divorce because of the love they have for one another, like
this would really bother me, Like why am I not your soulmate? Do
you say that's why they're not going through with the divorce or it's just like
too big of a headache and they didn't want to deal with the headlines and
the thing. It almost seemed like they just agreed, like we're going to
leave suffer lives. Yeah, legally we're probably still married, but it's not
because we have some undying love and bond and we want to see this thing
through to the end. No, I don't buy that. I think they
just didn't want to deal with all though. No, I think it is
the love and bond thing. I mean, they don't have to divorce is
different when you're a celebrity, like especially if they're on good terms, which
they clearly are. So's the what's the headache part? They'll just hire lawyers
to do it for you. Money's not an issue, it's the publicity.
It's the town. They're getting the same publicity now by saying they're separated.
Yeah, now, but they haven't had to deal with it since over the
last seven years or however long they've gone through it, maybe they decided.
And then also there's when you are celebrity, divorces a lot harder than when
you're a norm like us, because you have an incredible amount of assets that
need to get divided up and things you have to fight over and like property
and houses, and I just I don't know. To me, I just
feel like they don't they like each other, maybe as friends and that's it.
Just like, yeah, I don't think there's anything romantic going on between
them, but I think that they still like love each other, not in
a romantic way, but I think that's why they're kind of sticking together.
That's not reason together but separate, right, But that's not reason to stay
in a marriage though that's not what I'm mary married. They're like, but
that's not what a marriage is. A marriage is supposed to be your life
and romantic partner, right. But I actually respect them doing this is she's
saying that, like I'm I said that we're going to stay married. That's
the commitment I made to you. So that's what we're going to do.
And even if we're not romantic, we're still life partners. I think that's
stupid. I gotta be honest with you. I don't there's so much more
romantic even though there's no romance, there's so much more out there in life
for you. There should be that person that checks all those boxes for you,
and and you can marry that person, live happily, happily ever after.
Like yeah, but I guess if they're at the point in their lives
where they're both like, look, we, like Selena said, we still
have love for each other. We don't want to just end in a divorce
because people always put like a really negative light on divorces, especially for celebrities.
So I feel like they wanted to keep it just like a very positive
thing between them because they do still love each other in a different way.
But they're out smashing other people. You shouldn't be out smashing other people.
If you're married, should probably be smashing other people. Wow, she was
married. They both were hey kids, speaking of smashing other people, Oh,
there is a cliff here. From august Elcina that's resurfaced. Remember the
entanglements Jaden August, they were pretty much in a relationship and everyone was like,
whoa, whoa, whoa was she cheated on Will? We didn't know
they were separated at the time. Well, this clip has recently resurfaced,
and it's very telling because he literally says that Will and Jada are not together.
I actually sat down with Will and had a conversation due to the transformation
from their marriage to life partnership that they've spoken on several times, and it,
you know, not involving romanticism. Why did we just like skip over
that part? Yeah? When he said that, So he just laid it
all out right there. He told everybody exactly how so. Joe Jonas has
filed to dissolve or to put an end to his divorce filing. He set
this emotion on Wednesday, he failed to dismiss his divorce petition in Miami,
where he filed for dissolution of their marriage to Sophie Turner. It's not because
they're getting back together. I guess they have decided to just settle things more
privately following mediation, which is working wonders for them. Apparently they're like getting
along. They're agreeing on a lot of stuff, including how to raise the
kids and how to I guess communicate with each other. So this is all
very very good news. Now to some drama. Oh, Sophie Turner just
unfollowed Priyanka, who is Nick Jonas's wife. Oh, they were like remember
they called themselves to the Jonas sisters. They were all like besties, or
so we thought. We thought that's what was being portrayed to us on social
media. Wait, everything on social media is not true. Apparently I can
go on there. I know. Graham, what do you have in trending?
Are you guys ready for the ring of fire this weekend? Yeah?
What's the ring of fire? You don't know what it is? Uh?
Nobody? No, So there's a solar eclipse, you guys Saturday morning.
It's gonna be the ring of fire. How early though, eight o'clock in
the morning Saturday morning. On Instagram, they say the vantage point from Bay
for us in the Bay area, you're not going to see the full ring
of fire. This is when the moon passes in front of the sun and
if in a if you were in the right spot, which apparently is Modoc
County Way, far up northern California. From there, you'd be looking at
it and the moon would pass and block out the sun perfectly, and then
you just see the ring of the sun around. Do you have to wear
like the special glasses? I think on the ring the fire one. I
think you can look at that one one. But from here where any part
of the Sun is actually not fully eclipsed, you don't look at that one.
I still crack up at that. President Trump was just staying there looking
right the solar eclips That one gets me every time. It's like you just
put some sunglasses on something like anything. It's not good for your eyes.
Yeah, So they say, if you're gonna if you are going to see,
attempt to see it. Now. It's not gonna be a full ring
of fire here again for us in the Bay Area, but it will be
a pretty cool phenomenon. It'll look like they call it, it'll look like
the moon is taking a bite out of the sun. It'll be about eighty
eighty percent covered. Anyways, it's still kind of a big deal. So
out there, eight am is when it's going to start, and it's going
to gradually cross over, probably peaks around nine point fifteen, they say,
so you'll be up by then then yeah, yeah, nine to fifteen.
Step outside, look up for this guy again. Don't look directly at it.
No, don't be a dummy. But you'll get to see partial the
JV show on Wild ninety four nine. Let's see what's happening on the top.
Back morning, guys, it's Angie. Happy Friday the thirteenth. First,
I just wanted to say, congrat Selena. I'm so happy for you,
and AJ guys deserve it all, so I'm so happy for you.
Also, I want to say, obviously, Bang Bang Niner Gang, my
life is still gone and the cowboys suck to do? Also, Jess,
please burn that shirt please. We're waiting. Bye. Okay, there's so
much unpacked my talk back on Angie. Thank you so much. Yeah,
me and my husband got married. Yeah, yes, today just mean I
can cancel my flight to Cavlo next now. Oh no, you're still good
to the actual wedding. I'll talk more about yesterday ceremony coming up here at
eight oh five. Second thing, Bang Bang Niner Gang? How boys suck?
Yes they do? Third thing, Jess, are you gonna burn your
man? Sure? You lost the bet? To Graham, I know every
time I go back home, I s no, it's just I will say,
it's just not like the first thing on my mind because it's like all
weeks I don't I don't see my boyfriend, and then I go home for
the weekend, and I feel like the weekend goes by so fast that I
have very limited time with all of my loved ones that you don't even have
to burn it there, grab the shirt, put it in your bag,
bring it here, will burn it. Yeah, I'll do it for you.
I'd love to do that. I'll steal it. I'll steal it this
weekend. Okay, will you? Somebody put that in writing ten thirteen,
the show hands out assignments and people used to get them done back. That's
how the assignments raised. Jess did not understand this assignment. Our Let's get
to Cheaty's tweets. Hi, Cheety, Hello, you tweet a lot?
Okay? Is that a bad thing? You just have a little X addiction.
I think from that we're calling it X now, yeah, I knew
some people that are addicted to that well on Twitter. I'm talking about Twitter.
So with this is where we read some of Cheaty's tweets, well Graham
does it, but he does it. It's a dramatic reading. Let me
just say that Cheaty voice, yes, not my fortune cookie saying romance is
in the near future. What is in the air? What is in the
air? I think based on the talk back we got this morning, that's
true. That's roight. Yeah. Somebody left a talkback earlier saying that Cheaty's
laugh sets his loins ablaze. Cheaty and you were talking about joining the dating
apps and you were back kind of casually swiping. Have you taken the next
step to aggressively swiping and aggressively pursuing? My gosh, No, I have
not. You haven't talked to anyone. No. I kind of like fell
off from it. What I stop responding or I didn't respond for like a
day and then a day just turned into two days. But they would message
you, yeah, and I got message in back of that, and I
feel like I don't reply back. I feel like that's just it's time for
me to go. I pay money to read a transcript conversation. How much
are we talking? How much are we talking? Gram? Aren't you just
curious to know what Cheaty says in uh on the day. Can you pull
up a message guys like are you just curious about that? Selena? I'm
fascinating, But I feel like she's just like hey, and then that's it.
And then she doesn't and then they're like what are you doing? And
she's like about to take a nap? And then like they're like, hey,
what what are you up to? Now? About take my second nap?
I think I really responded to nothing happened with Mo. You showed us
a guy that you matched with, and he was handsome, he was a
Niner fan. Yeah, he seemed like he was cute and he had his
stuff together. He seemed really nice. What happened with him? That's the
one I didn't respond efter day. And he wasn't toxic enough, didn't have
enough, he wasn't enough of a bad boy. I think I'm toxic cheaty
Okay, I'm sorry. Guys. Next week, well can you re engage
and get some things happening? He need some content for the show. Yeah,
we need to talk about Lloin's burning oh death. Think we should be
the Cheetah girls. That would be iconic. That's a good one. Is
that a costume idea? Yeah? And you think us the JV show should
be the Cheetah Girls. That'd be so cute, may really cute. How
many cheetah girls are they? Oh? Okay, are you in? What
did the cheetah girls dress like cheetahs, like cheetah print and they have like
what does it called like the tracksuits? Yeah? Track suits, suits,
track shot shoots suits. The costume people keep d ming me. I get
the same one a lot, the Scooby Doo, the gang from Scooby Doo.
Can we just said Powerpuff Girls too, and then Graham would be the
professor doing that. The other one I got yesterday was the crew from McDonald's.
Somebody's the Hamburglar, someone's Ronald, someone's grimace. I love McDonald's.
I love McDonald's, But is that really going to be our ground break?
What if we were all rival fast food people like you me the burger King.
One of us is like Wen, yeah, what is the burger king
person dressed up? It just like an empty restaurant that nobody's there. Their
sales are like in the tank. Someone could be Jack from Jack in the
Box. This is hilarious. How you also on the jacket a post all
right? Next to sea? If we do it, Selena, you have
to be jacking the you have to be check. I'll be jack the urgent.
I have to press notify anyway drives me crazy. Okay, so you
know what, let's see if Graham knows that one? Do you know that
one? Is that when somebody's on do not Disturb and then yeah, but
does anybody actually hit notify anyway? Everyone does? Yeah? Don't you do?
You ignore that you do not disturb and you disturbed them? This is
an iPhone thing. This is not a Yeah, if you were texting someone
and they're like, hey, the phone settings aren't doing not disturbed, wouldn't
you notify them anyway? Press the button and you want them to see your
message. Well, Cheetie says she has the urge to do it, but
it drives her crazy. She doesn't do it. No, I usually do
it, but this one I had to like just refrain. Yeah, yeah,
who wasn't It was a Crystal because I was asking her a question and
she has do not disturb? You notify that be anyways? Work on this
show with us. So she has that setting just for you, I know,
doesn't doesn't. She doesn't like to be bothered. Apparently, chety again
asking me questions. I feel like it sometimes now the JV show on Wild
ninety four nine Friday. Oh and it's Friday the thirteenth. Stupid, I'm
Selena. I'm just actually thank you so much for hanging out with us.
Let's go to the top backs. Good morning. I just wanted to say
that I am so happy to go to school because I after school, I
get to go to my friends Sophia's house. We hope you have a beautiful
and blessed you. Guys love you. Yeah, well that sounds fun.
Yeah, Sopia's house. Sophia's got all the best snacks, you're the best
toys. Her parents do not care. They just let the kids run wild
the house. They got a pool, yes, an arcade yeah, private
chef. Yeah, Sophia's house is the best. Yeah yeah yan yeah.
School yes, Okay, so this is a weird transition now that kids are
listening. But you know, well, we're gonna keep it clean. You
know. All I'm gonna say is Denise Richards. You know Charlie Sheen's X.
They have a daughter together. She is an adult, she's already an
OnlyFans creator. But Denise Richards threw out on her OnlyFans. Hey, maybe
me and my mini. You know, my daughter should do another collab.
What do you guys think? Yeah, Grandma, are you really here for
a mom daughter duo on only fans? Because a lot of people are so
weirded out by this. As long as it's not my mom or my daughter,
I'm fine with them. I don't care. You do you boo?
I don't care. It's weird, it's weird. It's very weird. So
Heidi Klum, she's not an only fans but like her and her and her
daughter they do you know, they have like an ad out and it's a
like a andie or undergarments, I should say add And people even think that
is weird that they're posing together. I think it's weird because I think it's
mostly weird because you put yourself in the shoes of Like, could I imagine
creating this content with doing an underwear photo shoot standing next to my mom or
your parent like that would be incredibly awkward. But if you're just some dude
looking at a some OnlyFans account, you literally don't think they search online guys
are here for this, right? Yeah? I mean, if I'm just
some dude looking at only fans content, like I don't need to look at
their ancestry dot com family tree and be like, oh they're related, Like
I don't care, you know, I think it's I'm weirded out. I'm
very weird about I weird it out for them, like it makes me uncomfortable
for it. But that's where I think the feelings of uncomfortability come from.
That word uncomfortable, uncomfortability. I'm just acknowledgizing that that is a really I
made a word on yesterday's show anowl awesome, ths Graham, what do you
have? So this woman wrote into like a little advice blog she wants to
know what she should do, and I'm curious if you ladies have a friend
that's like this. She said they were on a cruise or something, and
I've never been on a cruise, but apparently they have very formal dinner times
or that is an option to go to like a formal dinner where you like,
men should wear a jacket and ladies are supposed to getdressed up. And
she said she showed up in jean shorts and an old T shirt and they
got asked to leave. She wants to know how she should handle that situation
going forward, because that friend is that friend that always dresses like that doesn't
really get dressed up. Ladies, do you have a friend like the sloppy
friend? Or are you guys the sloppy friend? Because I I'm not sure?
And do you know that that's somebody you don't you wouldn't invite to like
some fancier event. I mean, if that's your friend, why wouldn't you
tell them, like, hey, this is the entire you gotta dress up
a little bit. Yeah, but that's just how they do it. Yeah,
but look at how I do. That's what I wear, literally,
leggings and T shirts and hoodies crossing little bit. Yes, but if I'm
going to an upscale place, I'm gonna dress up. And if I don't
know it's an upscale place, I wish somebody would tell me is I don't
look crazy in there? But I feel like you have that friend that even
if you tell them it's a dress, their version of getting dressed up is
a lot different than your version of getting dressed up. They're going to tell
you got to help them out roll in way more so do you are?
Are you going to say something like, no, you can't wear that.
Yeah, yeah, you need to dress up more. Give them some ideas
of like, hey, this is what I'm wearing, you want to wear
something similar? We could go shopping together something like that. You guys,
sure you're not the sloppy friend in this dressing up? Yeah I don't.
I'm a sloppy friend. But even as sloppy as I am, I know
to dress up in certain instances. Yeah, you got kind of dies So
like your Instagram yesterday, your story, you got kind of dressed up yesterday
for the courthouse. I mean it was your wedding after all. So now
I know we're going to talk about that more. But you look very am
I allowed to compliment you on your yeah, attiring you look great? Well,
thank you, Grandmam. Actually finishing up photoshopping and filtering all my pictures
so then I will post them and the show dot com. Shortly the JV
Show on Wild ninety four to nine. We are going to get to the
JV Show. You have nope game in just a second. We have a
lot of talkback to rolling through this morning, which we absolutely love. If
you ever want to interact with the JV Show, just open up the iHeartRadio
app. There's a little microphone button. You want to press that and then
you record a voice message and it'll be sent right to us. This first
talkback is from our buddy Nate. Do you guys remember Nate whoa well,
well, of course send me up. Earlier this week, Nate was like,
you know what, I don't know why, but based off Jess's voice,
I feel like she can sing. And so yesterday we had Jess and
Cheaty sing on the JV show. Nate wants to apologize. Happy Friday,
guys. This is your buddy Nate calling from San Francisco. Kind I left
a little request thing that Jess could sing, and I want to apologize to
the whole Bay area. Thanks you. I am so sorry for that Chess
Cheaty you guys, but I gotta say I love you guys as a new
addition to the show. You guys are great. Have a happy Friday.
Bye, oh happy Friday. I appreciate the apology the beers I hear out
there. I was just I was gifted many talents by the man upstairs,
but singing was not. What are the other ones painting? Okay, drinking?
Making a face? OK? I'm pretty kind at that. Yeah,
you say you get sick a lot. I do get hick a lot.
But what matters is I don't make a face wild drink. That's true that
it's hard to do. We have one more talk back you guys. It's
a Halloween costume suggestion for US Davy show Happy Friday. This is Selena from
Pacifica. I have a Halloween costume suggestion that I've been wanting to share with
you guys for a while. Now. I don't even care if you gets
shot down. It might be kind of weird with four people, but I
feel like it could still work. But what if you guys were a pack
of beers. I've seen pictures of groups of people doing six packs of Coronas,
but you can do whatever beer. What do you think about that,
Graham? Well, maybe, I mean, maybe there's something there if each
personal is a different beer and you got to kind of figure out what kind
of beer they are, like kind of like a mixed six pack in each
of us forces something have four pack. Well, maybe we get to we
need two other people from around the office. Maybe there's something they're not invited.
There might be something there. Beer's sub me like, really different sizes
because we're all like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know about
this one. Hey guys, we have to move forward. Let's go to
the phones. Wild ninety four nine. Hi, who is this? Nommy?
Your collar to wedding congratulations? So that means you get to play the
JV show. You have Nope game. But what do we have today,
Jess? We have tickets for Adam Sandler. He's gonna be at the SAP
Center next week. Up to Ryteam. All right, Nomy, So we're
gonna ask you four trivia questions. If you get three right, you win.
Okay, Okay, I am crossing my fingers for you. It is
Friday the thirteenth, so hopefully that doesn't bring any bad luck. Ah,
dang it. Well let's see. Here's quite shi Number one. I hop
serves a variety of dishes, including breakfast favorites and even seafood. Now what
does I hop stand for? That's a good question, is it? Though?
I thought everyone knew Oh yes, international houses, yep, Oh yes,
as in I'm just googled that and I'm reading the scream. Oh yes,
I just remember I swear, I swear. Okay, all right,
all right, you know what. Hey, it passes the smell tests it.
Yeah, it does all right. Question number two, Graham, Question
number two, over a third of the who do you blame? But I
was like, I'm taking sorry. Question number two. Over a third of
the country's vegetables and nearly three quarters of the country's fruits and nuts. These
nuts are all grown in what state? Wait again? Over a third of
the country's vegetables and nearly three quarters of the country's fruits and nuts are all
grown in what state? Uh is the California? Yeah, we got all
the nuts. Question number three here, now finish this Taylor swift lyric?
Are you a swift? You know what I mean? I'm not a Swifty
but I know a lot of her songs. Okay, well this should be
easy. Then saw you there and I thought, oh my god, look
at that face. You look like my next blank blank face. No there
a little bit, so she says blank. That's where. No, look
the word. You look like my next Try maybe sing it. Oh my
god, look at that face you look like my next Oh my stake.
Yeah, yeah, that was my ball for not seeing Maybe I should have
sung it? Sorry about that? Or should you have that? A little
bit Nate needs to leave. Get it? You got it? So I
send that. Well enough, all right? Question number four, I believe
you need this one to run the game or she already get him. She's
got three, right, you ran the game. You got him on the
first one, but you need this one, all right? Question four?
Nothing runs like a deer because the slogan for what company? Nothing runs like
the deer? Oh that one hard? Yeah, I actually don't know that
one. No, thank you for not googling that one. John Deere is
the answer there, John Deere tractor is nothing runs like a deer. I
still don't know what that is. But you don't want who gives a part?
Because no? I mean you got three? Correct? So you want
You're gonna be seeing so much. Yeah, you're gonna be seeing Adam Sandler
next week at the SAP Center, so get ready for that. Yeah.
I've been wanting to see him for a long time now, perfect, all
right, So we're gonna put you on hold, hang on for that.
Winning the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, back to Graham with the
birthday shout. You know moms, me and my dms and I'd like to
do this reading including all the emojis that are used, so I'm going to
include those to really give the emphasis where it's deserved. I got a DM
and says Hi Graham, I DK if I'm too late, but I want
to see if you guys can wish my step daughter Melody a happy fourteenth birthday.
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goddest. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in music,
movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening today in the Bay.
So last night the Kansas City Chiefs played the broncos M Who gives a
fart the game, Taylor Swift was there. I knew it, Graham,
because we did discuss this on the JV Show. Would she show up to
the game or not? Because last game she was not present? And Graham,
you did call this so that that calls for some Coco props. I
get a double serving because I called that she was not going to be at
the Vikings game and that she was going to be at this one. Right,
I'm starving. I like to slurt my cereal, slirk away, slurk
on get straight out of the bowl. So Taylor was there at the game
last night, and she was hanging out with Brittany Mahomes and they're hugging and
they're cheering for for their men down on the field. I guess we're going
to be seeing a lot more of Taylor. There is an anonymous source that
says Taylor actually bought season tickets to the rest of the games this season,
so she needed to buy Yeah. The fact that, yeah, she had
to pay to get in today. She's Taylor Swift is making them money.
Yeah, the NFL would roll out the red carpet for her every game,
give her any seat she wants for free. That's a good point. They
want her at the games. This is the best thing. I don't know.
Well the sore says that she got season tickets, so she's going to
beat a lot more games this season. Also, that might be a sign
that they're getting a little more serious if she's seeing it go on that that
long Right now too, Taylor swipts premiere of her concert film. You know,
she had the official premiere in LA this week. Now. Her boo,
Travis Kelcey could not be there, but he did send her a twenty
five hundred dollars flower arrangement before the premiere, which is just so romantic,
cute, very cute. Also doing too much. No, I don't five
one hundred bucks for flowers. You can outfit an entire wedding for that amount.
How big is this bouquet? What's Taylor going to put it in the
back of her Porsche? Like it's not going to fit in the door.
How big is this? Maybe he got to send to her house or something.
I don't know, but I think this is really flowers made, not
a solid gold. He's not going to buy her a ten dollars bouquet,
not that there's anything wrong with those, but she's Taylor's Taylor sofer talking about
I know, I mean, I know he's not calling off one hundred flowers,
but like you don't, I mean twenty five hundred bucks that that'll outfit
fourteen tables at a wedding with centerpiece, and Taylor deserves it all. Okay,
Now, let's also talk about the Swifties who were at this premiere.
There were twenty two hundred fans that were there to watch the movie with Taylor,
and a lot of them are keeping like the popcorn buckets and like the
drink cups, no surprise, selling them on eBay. A popcorn bucket is
going for like one hundred dollars. If you want the combo with like a
drink on the side, or even like a poster, those are going to
go for up to two hundred and fifty dollars if you're a person that buys
one of these items, not just from Taylor Swift, but we've you know,
people have sold all sorts of items like this that are from an event
that somebody are you when someone comes over to your house and you've got the
popcorn bucket there in a shadow box on the wall, and you're like this,
you'll never believe this because someone's like, whoa, what is this?
It must be really important valuable. This is a popcorn bucket that some rando
used at a movie theater for a premiere that Taylor Swift was at. Because
people would be like, that must have been Taylor Swift bucket, right,
Nope, yeah, it's very Taylor Swift. Well did she sign it because
you know she was at the No? Do you know the person who's in
there close friends with Taylor? No. What's interesting is like like this weekend,
when you guys go see the movie at any AMC theater, you know
you can actually buy one of these buckets or the collectible cup for like,
you know, fifteen twenty dollars and had the same exact one. But because
it was at the premiere and it was in it breed the same air you
know that Taylor swifth possibly breathes right in the movie theater, that price goes
up. I just feel like you have a hard time justifying this piece of
memorabilia to your friend who everyone is like the fart, I don't care.
Let's get one of your trending stories, all right. You got to talk
a little bit about, you know, Niner gang. Because the game is
on Sunday morning, Niners Browns. They are in Cleveland for this game,
So kickoff ten am. Set your alarm clock, Serea up and ready for
that one. Not gonna be well, I don't want to say it's not.
You don't want to ever underestimated team, but the Cleveland Browns will be
without their starting quarterback Deshaun Watson and fan confidence. Let's just say from the
Niners perspective, very very high as it should be. Niners five to zero
in the season, arguably the best team in the entire NFL. But again,
it is a road game. When Cleveland fans were pulled about their opinions
on the upcoming game, seventy four percent fan of Cleveland Brown's fans think that
they're going to quote get destroyed. Fifteen percent of them see them losing a
close one eleven percent see the Browns actually winning. So right now, we're
eighty nine percent of Cleveland Brown's fans hilarious we know the truth. Let's hope
it's the truth. And these are the games. If you taken lightly,
then you end up losing show. But anyways, thank you m the JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine. You guys, Yes, I got married
yesterday. I was supposed to hit the applause, but they're sorry, no,
congrats, congrats, thank you. So here's the situation. Our wedding.
Wedding is next weekend. We're going down to Mexico meet and a j
me too, and Graham is going to be there. And because we didn't
want to do it legally in Mexico to have a legal ceremony, there's just
way too many hoops to get to jump through, and there's just it's just
so much work. So we're like, you know what, the week before,
let's just do it here. It's done, and then we're gonna have
what they call a symbolic ceremony, I guess because just because it's not legal
but still a nice ceremony, everything else is still the same. So that's
what's gonna happen next week. So I made the appointment, you know,
weeks ago to go to the courthouse there in Oakland where we got it done
yesterday, and it felt very weird walking in there. Did you walk in
with your sweats and crocs? No? So I had on a white dress
prove it and well the pictures are at the jvshow dot com. There proof
It was very weird walking in there dressed up because everyone else looked uh yeah,
and they looked regular, and they looked really unhappy to be there.
And they're like, who are these people? You don't walk in it here?
And you know, I mean, who wants to be stuck at a
courthouse for hours? Finally came work? Whatever? You guys, wo,
we got a dressed up Yeah, woo we Selini, you did it.
You're wearing like a I mean, that's a wedding dress? Is it too
much? Though? For a courthouse? You guys don't even know how much
research I did online to see what what people wore to these weddings, and
like I read some brides will wear their full on like gown, like wedding
gown, you know. So I'm like, okay, well this is something
a little more low key but still really nice. I did feel weird about
the officiant coming to us and she was like, okay, well, what
all do you have. Are you guys exchanging rings? And we're like,
uh no, not today. She's like, are you guys expecting any guests?
We're like, uh no, just just the kids here. And oh
thought she was getting booked for like an actual game. Yes. She was
like, oh you got well, do you guys have any like special vows?
And I was like, uh no, just the basic repeat after me,
I guess the basic package. She's like sitting there with her harp,
like ready to music for you as you do you know what song? You're
walking down to dubs in a cage, ready to release them once you say
I do. I know all this Because she doesn't know we're doing all of
that next weekend. I feel like she was in her head like, Wow,
this couple they really love each other. Don't even have rings. You
know, they don't care. This is a shams. We go up the
elevator and they had a cute little ceremonial area that you can see, you
know, in one of the photos it looks like the lobby at the best
question. I was just trying to make myself feel better, but you was
there a free breakfast included concluded you're staying right next to the buffet. I
know there's some scrambled eggs about four feet away from the lines. Lena,
that's we got married in a BUFFETI no knock on how you guys look.
But the background, yeah, that's she said, she said, the ring
like the circles in the background. You can go see this picture at the
jbshow dot com. For the couples, I didn't have rings to exchange.
Those circles symbolized the rings like how there's no end, you know, symbolizes
that you stayed at a holiday and expressed so you can remember your night stay
there. As for the actual like ceremony, it was really quick. It
was like ten minutes. And even though there was no one there and they
had like these they looked like church pews. There was like, you know,
maybe like five or six of them. For the couples that do have
guests come, So there was like no one there. It was literally me
Aj, We had our two like youngest kids there, and then we had
one witness. Uh AJ's godmom came. Wait, your daughter didn't even get
the invite. She was in school or something, but she's already missing hell
of days to go to Mexico. So we just like we just like couldn't
so anyways, So there's like even though there's no one there, being up
there and holding his hands. First of all, I did cry, Oh
I did. Did he tear up at all? No, not a little
bit, not even do it. Oh, I would have been a puddle
of tears if even to cry next week. I don't think he's going to
He just passed the first I don't think he's going to like practice, I
know, are you acting? Yeah? I will say that even though there
was no one there watching us except for you know, one person and the
babies and the officiant, it was really I was really nervous, Like it
was awkward. I can't imagine going through it again with with people I'm all
staring at me. Yeah, because you guys are hearing this picture, and
you guys are staring longingly into each other's eyes, and you're holding hands,
and you mean to tell me not even his eyes didn't even start to missed
a little bit. No, he didn't get fogged up at all. Oh
my god. And he had glasses on, so I would have seen the
glasses get foggy or whatever and like and not even a little bit. Oh
man, Yeah, he's not going to be did I say, but this
is a really I mean again, this is a good picture take afterwards,
Yeah, we went well, okay, he probably didn't want me to say
this, but before we got to the courthouse, one of the buttons on
his shirt popped up. Before we went out to eat, he wanted to
Oh this is don't laugh at my husband. I'm laughing with him. It's
a funny wedding moment. He wasn't laughing. SOHL with you the JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. Tomorrow, George Lopez has a show at Paramount
Theater that's gonna be a lot of fun. Tickets are still available. Just
go to Ticketmaster and shout out to you if you already have your tickets or
if you plan on going. Oh, let's see who we have on the
phone right now. George Lopez. I am like freaking out right now,
me too. Me? Three? Oh my god, me four? Oh
yeah all, I totally freaking out right now. Why are you guys freaking
out? Because I've been around so long, and like you guys grew up
watching the first show and then everybody go in the backyard that put the CD
on and then everybody get drunk and start fighting, just liking the CD.
Honestly, that's exactly why I practiced the jumping from the intro so many times.
Let me tell you a story about the opening of that thing. You
know we did. We did the they showed me. This was back in
the day, like they had storyboards, you know, so they go all
right, here's a picture drawn of me, like just your head comes out,
and then here comes the wife and here's a mom in the chair.
And I'm like, I don't know, man, I'm not like crazy about
it. No, you got it. You gotta see it being done.
So then we go to Charlie Chaplin Theaters and then they had this trampline there
and we all get into it. You know, it's like kids on the
trampline. And then and then at the end, I said, because I
used to do a backflip when I used to swim off the diving board.
But that was like when I was like sixteen, So I said, hey,
I said, I think I can do a backflip, you know.
And there were these old dudes holding the trampling down, and you know,
lived in there forever. You know, there's just workers in the in the
on the stage and the guy looks up and he goes, have you ever
done a backflip on the trampoline before? I said no. He says,
has your show been on the area yet? And I said no. He
goes, don't do it so you blow out your achilles. That's like you
need to paralyze yourself, you know. Oh my god, I'm really glad
you didn't. Oh my god. So you've been very busy. You have
like a book series out currently, George, be honest, are you really
sitting there pen and paper writing? No? But I'm always wondered that I
am sitting there because you know the guy Ryan that I that that you know,
I co wrote it with, like that, that first one, the
Troop of the Troop of Carter and then the Haunted Pianta Is. They're all
like real life, you know. The first one is more about me being
a kid, you know, like I was always alone and I was always
looking at the moon full and I'd be like, I wonder where all my
friends are, you know, just looking at the moon like a crystal ball,
you know, I mean, I mean, you know there's people that
say, oh, you know, I spent a lot of time alone.
I spent a lot of time alone. If I went if I went to
get the mail, my grandpa been you already went out. I'm want to
get the mail. Right, That was your outing for the month back inside
George Front. Would you would you have? That was it? Would you
ever consider doing like a memoir like a lot of celebrities are are doing these
days. Well, you know, I did one in two thousand and five.
The whole White Find thing was all based off of you know, the
special in the book in two thousand and five. You guys weren't born.
But I think I would. I think I would. I think I would
have to rely on a lot of my friends' stories about me, because I'm
not sure I'm going to remember much between like two thousand and two two thousand
and eight. It would also make a really good audiobook for you to like
narrate the stories about your life yourself. Yeah, you know when I was
when I was married, you know, at after shows, you know,
we'd go out drinking, and then my wife would always say, like a
lot of wives, they call me before you go to bed, you know,
I want to talk to you about man. All it is is just
a checkpoint you know, like, hey, let me do a kind of
condition you're in. So I always I would always tell my friends, hey,
how do I sound? Man? Do I sound all right? And
they go, yeah, yeah, that don't sound drunk. They go no,
no, no, you don't sound drunk. And then I was talking
to her one time and then I was like, I thought that went well.
And then the next day she said to me, did you really mean
what you said last night? I had no idea what I said today.
I said, I said, I said, if I said it, then
I mean it, like I never say nothing, I don't mean. And
She's like, really, I thought you were against it, and I'm like,
I'm like, oh man, oh that hate And then I said,
hey, I might have seemed against it, but you know what, I
changed my mind. And she's like, you really want to go to you
really want to go to Tijuana and adopt the Mexican twins. I'm like,
I'm for it now, yeah what I said. I'm like, yeah,
I'm like, uhh yeah, let's start the paperwork. I never did.
Oh my god. Let me ask you while you're out doing stand up comedy
shows right now, what do you think like the state of stand up comedy
is because I feel like stand up comics were just under such a microscope where
like you couldn't say anything, and then there was backlash about everything as it
like kind of swung back the other ways. It gotten back to normal a
little bit. I think it. I think it is you know, I
think you know, there's guys that are great out there, you know,
birth and and Santino and you know all the there's great you know, transcomics
and there's great you know comics that that are out that. I think all
of that is way different than when I started. Like, you know,
if somebody was trying to be out, you know, you'd be like,
hey man, are you gay? Kind of kind of get me killed,
you know, And now it's just it's more accepted, which is great.
And I think, you know, if you allow people to be able to
control what comedians say, then you lose control of comedy. So like you
know, with police, you never like the police number one rule is never
let anybody get your gun. I think with comedians, never let anybody take
your voice. So are you does that mean that you don't tipo tiptoe excuse
me around anything? Like you just don't really care if someone is that,
I don't think I really have. I mean, I had the Secret Service
come to my house. I mean, that's that's that's wild. Wait what
I think maybe almost four years ago when we had the other president that that's
you you know what I mean, joke about yeah, and then the guy
says, uh, the guy because I put a number. There was a
financial number on And then the guy goes, that's a thread against the leader
of the free world. And I say, hey, man, I mean,
you know, in our culture, it's more of an estimate than a
threat. But all right, yeah, that's crazy. All right, really
quick, before we let you they didn't think anything was funny. They didn't
want anything to drink drinks? Oh yeah, did I say this? And
are there any weapons in the house? I was like, any what,
I'm sorry, you don't go run back and baking them cookies. When the
Secret Service comes to your house. They yeah, they're not there for fun.
Hey, before before we let you go, I got to ask you're
a uh, you're a lifelong Raiders fan. Correct, Yeah, we've got
a lot of we're beefing. Well we're not beefing. I mean I'm a
lifelong Niner fan. But you know, we have a ton of Raider fans
that listen to the show. They call us all the time with very intelligent
calls, mostly just like Raiders, really intelligent stuff. I mean, how
will give us your state of the season address here? How do you feel
about things? And how do you feel about my boy Jimmy G. You
know, nobody likes Jimmy G. Nobody likes Josh McDaniels. We paid those
guys a lot of money to stay. I mean, I was happy when
everybody was in Oakland. Listen. I was in Mark Davis's Swedeen, Oakland,
and he was he was down on the field, he was a little
bit sweaty, and he says, anybody have a hair dryer? And they
bought him a hair dryer. He plugged it in and the whole sweet blackout
and shot all of that. Should see so you can you can see that
they needed everybody's like what happened to all the power? You know? Uh,
you could see where they needed a new stadium. I don't think they
went about it the right way. I mean, but also what shines the
best maybe not always will be what should be the best. Like they're having
a hard time I mean that game on TV where there were more Steelers fans
waving towels than there was Raider people in the yea, at least it looked
like it is. They need to When you go to Vegas, you need
to win. Man, Like, hey, nobody, nobody don't get if
you have one hundred dollars in your pocket. Nobody goes to Vegas to lose,
and nobody wants to hang around people who lose, so the pressure is
on. I mean, I think eventually, maybe you know, the NFL
has stepped in and taken teams from from owners. You know, I love
Mark. I'm not gonna say that would happen, But you know, if
you're a conspiracy theorisy, you think maybe maybe you know it's all a ploy
to get the team taken away. Interesting. That's a really interesting take.
I mean, based on his haircut, I feel like I was gonna say,
when is he gonna get those bangs up? Oh my god. You
can't tell them anything either, because it looks good and it just keeps getting
more back. I think, you know, like you like, as it
gets older farther back. We're gonna let Jess have the final question for you.
George, we need to see more videos from you on TikTok. I
follow you on there, and I'm like, when is George gonna post next?
I do like post me on there? Yeah, what do you mean
makeup tutorials? You dance? You just told us right now people want to
hear those. Get ready with me is come on? Okay, you know
what I'm going to do it. I'm going to do a hair tutorial.
There we go. Now we're talking, George. Thank you so much for
taking time out of your busy day to talk with us again. George Lopez
Tomorrow Paramount Theater, Artober fourteen. Tickets are still on sale, go now
to ticketmaster dot com. Thank you, George. I appreciate it. Thank
you. Oh my god, he's so nice. Say no, I love
it, like literally grew up like watching him. Same so crazy. The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Two of the talkbacks which are rolling
through like crazy, thank you. Good morning. It's Belinda Melvenda. I
just wanted to say Happy Friday the thirteen. Well. Also, most importantly,
congratulations Selena. I'm getting married. I know this is not the Mexico
one, but you are married. Wish you so much happiness and joy for
the future for you and your husband. I was Hreevy was here for you
to help celebrate Graham. So excited you're going to be there for her.
Guys, have a great Friday. Thank you. Yeah, that is make
me sad. JV was obviously very close to us. I was supposed to
officiate my Mexico wedding, but now we have grand spot. I can't remember
we did it. I just can't take you seriously in that position, no
offense. So we have some like random named like Diego doing it or something.
I'm sure Diego will do a fine job now, as good as me.
But I'm sure one more talk back. Good morning, JV show,
Happy Friday. Just want to give a big congratulations to Selena and aj on
their wedding. Now I guess the whole state of California will be acknowledgizing you
to us as jokes aside. Really, I'm happy for you, Selena and
can't wait to see the photos from your ceremony next weekend. Thank you.
Yeah, the next weekend is our wedding wedding in Cabo. Really excited.
I have a question, sure before we get to the mean comments, I'm
getting on Instagram? What what do you mean? Which is just one hold
on that in a second. Okay, had a quick question, when do
we celebrate our wedding anniversary? Because I always thought, like, yeah,
we got the legal part of it done yesterday, but the wedding is next
weekend, so I thought that would be like wedding date, yes, and
that's what I thought. But then I asked AJ and like he's my husband,
he has to say now his opinion matters. He thinks it should be
yesterday's day because that's when it became official. That's a good point, but
I already have champagne flutes with next weekend's date. Well, I just start
scratching because yesterday, did you guys say that You guys don't say your vowels
though? Right? No, So I don't think it counts yet. California,
yea, it was twelve, right, just say that they messed up
and did twenty one instead of twelve. Blame it on whoever did the flutes.
Yeah, I don't know anyway, So I want to go back.
I tried to go back to find this mean comment that someone sent me on
Instagram under my wedding pictures, and they said no intended, so they didn't
need in any way. But basically, this person was very concerned over the
fact that I was wearing white at my wedding because white symbolizes purity and no
offense. But I have a gaggle of kids out of wedlock, so a
white wedding dress question mark. My ex wife wore beige to hers. I
mean, I'm sure we all have a lot of thoughts about this, namely
white the married virgin stop maybe in nineteen ten, but this is twenty twenty
three. White symbolizes a wedding, you know, dum, it doesn't doesn't
have the same meeting maybe that it once was. We've abandoned that a long,
long, long time ago. Also, even if it did, still
symbolize that who gives a part? Don't know, whatever you want on your
wedding day, kind I kindly replied, you know, hey, thanks for
your concern, but it's my wedding and I'll wear whatever I want. I
just thought you very much, Stan, why you would have to post like
a comment like that. Why somebody is it necessary right leave those kind of
comments to me on some posts? Thanks, I commented on your post.
She did something very nice he said, wowie, wowie ye, And I
said, I can't wait to celebrate with you guys next weekend. I'm getting
so, I'm getting gone all very truthful things. I'm very excited about the
wedding. And yes, I will be exploiting the open bar again. If
you do want to see the photos, we have them at the jvshow dot
Com. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Oh is it someone's
birthday? Yeah? Quick check in here on Twitter or x. Our buddy
Simone says, Happy Friday the thirteenth, everybody, My birthday is tomorrow.
Can I get a shout out on air? And I said, of course
not. We're moving on to today's hottest treading kidding? Happy birthday, Simon,
good question. Yeah, hottest days. It's all the stuff you need
to know what's hot and music, movies, shows, and the most talked
about stories happening today in the bay. Can me talk really quick about what
Cardi b got for her birthday? Sure, her birthday was on Wednesday,
she turned thirty one years old and it was a whole day of celebrating.
Off Set had decorated their home with like rose petals and candles. I almost
feel weird saying he did it, because I'm sure he had other people do
it, because no guy just does that. We know that burro fact.
I'm sure he also didn't have to clean it up, and the will come
and do that for them. But they also went out to dinner at this
fancy restaurant, right, and Cardi had a cake. Her cake was of
her naked. I didn't get to see it because opposite had it, had
it on the ed that no, no, it's not life size. It
was small enough to fit on a table. I didn't get to see the
cake because Opset had it on his story and his story is like long gone
now. But I heard the booty was out. Oh, the booty was
out. I'll take a slice of that. And then the way I'm telling
your wife, I have to report back to your wife now. And then
the waiters from the restaurant they come out and they have these three Rmez boxes.
She opens them up and she got three new bags totaling half a million
dollars. One of the bags alone is worth three hundred thousand because it's a
rare burkin. That stupid, Oh my gosh. So she's just going to
put it in her purse closet with all other hundred and it and never use
it. The fact that there's a purse, I know it's a bag.
The fact that there is a purse out there that costs more than most people.
Your average American takes ten years to earn that amount of money at their
job, nine to five every single day. Ten years. Yeah, to
earn that much money, and there's a purse that's out there just collecting dust.
That Cardi's just going to flick into her closet and like forget it out
and probably wear twice. Yeah, I ever if that. I also want
to talk about Britney's upcoming memoir. Excuse me, it's coming out soon.
I'm reading here that her dad will not be reading the book. Obviously there's
gonna be a lot about him in this since that's who she blames essentially for
the conservatorship and being you know, very restricted with what she can do throughout
her life. So her dad will not be reading it. Her Sam says
he's not worried one bit about this book. Yeah, dug, because you're
not in it. Yeah, you were still together and things were good when
you know the book was finished, and then you guys broke up. Yeah,
he's like, I read it already. I ain't worried about it.
You should be worried about the second one that's going to come out. Remember
she said she's working on a part too. That's the one that's going to
be about Sam. Yeah, but right now, Yeah, he doesn't care.
I wonder if on this one he was like, I need to divorce
her. She's dancing around with knives and I'm a little scared. Should I
wait until after the book is finished? Yeah, I wait until after the
book and thinking there would be a party. Right now, there's going to
be a part, Yes, Graham, what do you have in trending?
All right? Quickly want to shout out the Kaiser Permanente Health workers. They
have tentatively reached a deal with the labor union they went on They were not
still on strike. They went on a seventy two hour strike to end last
week, but that was tens of thousands of employees across the nation and a
lot of them I think twenty thousand here in the Bay Area. So they've
reached new agreement. Sounds like they are going to be no details yet on
what the actual wage increases are. But that's really good for them, and
that's a really big deal for everybody because I think if had they not reached
this agreement, another strike was probably looming. I do want to also quickly
shout out a cool event this weekend, particularly for people in the North Bay.
Healdsburg Crush is going on this weekend. More than sixty wineries are gonna
be pouring outdoors at the Helsburg Plaza in downtown Healdsburg. It's on Sunday from
twelve to four. And I'm highlighting this event because it all benefits the Boys
and Girls Clubs of Trinoma and marin So if you're looking for something to do
this weekend's can be a beautiful weekend. What more What would you like more
than drinking a little wine out on a gorgeous day in Healdsburg and also doing
something good to get back to the local community. You can get tickets at
Healdsburg Crush dot com for that great Thank you, Graham The JV Show on
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