Ran is really weary. We welcome to Chewing the Cud with Mike then,
you know and Lee Robertson and I said, yes, you can rhyme any
name with the name game, but only if it's Monosylavic. Oh, hello,
and welcome to Chewing the Cud. What you're up for us this weekly?
Just lots of sexy talk this week. Celebrities talking sexy, sexy things
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the screen. It's time to go over to Mike and the bus. Just
scratching my trunk, scratching your trunk. Okay, I'm gonna talk about a
job to start with, are we because yeah, because you at the moment,
I'm in between jobs. Yes, you are selling arrest. I thought
so erect. Well, I always so, I've been I've been scouring the
market for new things I could possibly be doing, okay, and I found
something that I thought maybe it would be a great career choice for you.
Okay, okay, Um, because you like a zoo, I do like
a zoo. Like a zoo, I do. I do like to look
at the animals. And I'm sure you want to help out a zoo where
you could um you know, not shoveling, mooky like putting wigs on animals,
earrings that kind of stuffy, being around with the people, but not
having to interact with the people. Yeah, I don't like people. Well,
Blackpool Zoo have got an opening just for you. Well, anyone can
apply, but I thought about specifically, okay, and this is to scare
away seagulls by wearing a giant parrot costume. That's an apparrot, mind not
parrot, that's that's an eagle. Eagle. That's a similar thing to I
don't work at a zoo. This is just adding on your your expertise in
the zoological area. Okay, So dress up as an eagle and scare seagulls
away? Well, and how how might that happen? What is the job
description for this? Which, I mean, how right that happened? How
do you scare them? You're wearing a giant off inflatable suit. That's scare
a seagull away? What did you just stand there? Or you have to
move? So they said that looking for someone outgoing and energetic. Oh that's
not me. Then that is crossed. I'm sure if they put you on
a oh well that's a different. That's a different that would be even scarier.
Yeah, the seals. Is it a paid job? Do we know
how much? Not a lot? Oh? Okay, I mean the money
that side of things isn't I'm not that you know. They'd have to kind
of throw in like like the keys to all the cages so that I could
just like go in and like that would be a bad idea. We're giving
the keys to all the cages. What's happened to me when with the lions
and the lips and I wouldn't lines of a lipstick? Yeah okay, I
I yeah, why do they? Well? Blackpool is by the same.
What happens is when they put the food out for the animals, the seals
cobbing, but also when you're like having a having a having a picnic front
of the zebra cage, it's very off footing to have seagulls flying down,
you know, when you're having a picnic. I don't know. It was
just the first animal that came into my head once I went to Blackpool zo
and spent a full fifteen minutes watching a monkey having a wank. Okay,
it was very fulfilling. I can't believe it when it made eye contact with
me. Moving on, we'll talk about it. A case of basically mistaken
identity ish Okay, you brought plenty of things off the Internet, many things,
many things, some reputable sites, some not. Yes, what's the
story about a father who's livid when he found out that his six year old
daughter that is adopted it wasn't the one who wanted It turned out to be
twenty two? Oh, that's very um, that's very um. What's that
film? I don't know? The Orphan? Okay, have you ever seen
it? That's why they had no idea what he's doing it. So this
family adopted this girl thinking she's a little girl. She's not she's like a
fully grown adult, but kind of just stuff anyway, sorry, kind of
stuff. She like like binds her bosoms and has like fake teeth. She's
very small in any way in stature. Okay, yeah, well this father
was so disgusted that he abandoned her. Right, so this this, this
this child here is he is he looking for her? There? She is
angry. I was angry, angry because the six l twenty two and has
scanned him. Why did she take that photograph of him being angry? No,
somebody else did so, right, Okay, I needs another full story
that right. So he adopted this child? Yeah, him and his wife
adopted the child thinking she was a child six six? Yeah? How did
they find out that she was twenty two? They basically she was starting to
act weirdly, so she had a different main His marrisms that they were expecting
of an adult rather than a child. It's not drinking beer and yeah,
going, oh chris Enmsworth, I'd give him one. So basically went,
hm, that's not right. We need to get tested. So they tested
how old she wasn't and the test came back said she was twenty two.
They go, how world are you? Went and this many Oh no,
six, I mean m yeah. No, they tested, they had a
basically an age test on on her. Okay, they went, no,
she's twenty two, and then rings and staple back again. Um, okay,
that that is a it's a lot. It's a lot. So him
and his wife went, nah, I'm leaving you and just left her exactly
right, only to find out she was actually eight. They made a mistake
on the test. So he's now going to going to trial for abandonment of
a minor. No. You see, she doesn't look like she could.
You know, even if even if you kind of like there's people that have
that condition that makes them a lot younger than they are, she doesn't really
look massively. She's still lied. Well she didn't. That's the thing.
They were wrong by two years. Okay, these this obviously reputable company tested
her and said no, she's twenty two. Did they kind of like say,
well, she's got some sort of genetic condition or do they just say,
know she's twenty two one clearly it's an eight year old child. Yeah,
they basically said they did the test, they sent back the results and
said she's twenty two. They went, right, that's what you're trying to
we're leaving you get stuffed side of the road, not in a moved country
to Oh okay, got darker? Yeah wow, left her alone and like
herself. And she's not twenty, she's eight. I think she's Did they
go back, yes, but by that she was too late. He's not
dead, no, just authorities has been informed. What a very dark story
mine? Yes, And if you've got something slightly scary to tell us,
why don't share with us at the Cood TV on social media. And that
brings us to our story of the week. I'm going in the cupboard.
I don't know how much you love me going in. Would you like a
lovely donut? No? Not from you? Right, you pick one and
I will eat the one that you don't, and then you can see that
they're valid. Well you could, you can eat. You could jis on
both of them and eat your own jets and it wouldn't You wouldn't be phased
in the slightest. Do you think I had wasteges that you're going for?
That one? Solved? Solved? The fresh donuts? Okay, yeah,
just a doughnut. Yeah, but there isn't anything happening until I know the
story behind why we're eating a donut. This is about a man who's been
fired eating donuts. It is, isn't it? No? No, I'm
sorry about a man who in wait Rose have let okay because he was going
into the old old food bin and eating the donuts. M hmm. There's
clearly more to this story than he isn't okay, see it. See it's
been sat for eating a donut while and shift. So the real Waitrose is
if it's um, if it's hit, they used by date or best before
date, they have to bin it. M m. They used to have
a real way. You know, if you're staff, you could eat it
right. And he's looking at eat suspicious. You're going to reveal something,
aren't you Like he's like shugging with his ass. Know he was eating there,
eating them right. I said, that's a young mum. That's not
a donnot yes Waitrose, clear clear, okay. If I don't eat that
donut, then eat a young mum. I've not brought young mums. I've
brought donuts. Um. But yeah, they changed the policy and so I
said, well, it's just wasting food, okay, right. I was
feeling a bit low sugar soy at one from the bin pretty much from the
bin. So they've let him go because we're stealing technically theft, well it
technically is. Yeah, So I don't really have that much sympathy for him.
Um, I wasn't walking around doing his job at eating donuts. I
wasn't walk around. They stopped to grab a donut, okay, and then
my own did more of as well. You enjoy a donut, it's very
much also fund out nothing. That's all from the buzz this week. I
don't believe. I think there's a more to this than meets the eye.
Anyway, thank you for that. It's a pleasure as always. I hope
you enjoyed the laxative but cover up. Next we got Lee the Showbiz.
You're watching Chewing the cud with Lee and Mike. Now let's get all ready
for the interesting show biz with Lee. So sex, everybody, like everybody
needs. Everybody does it, well, not everybody, but some people,
you know what, celebrities. People do it with their partner, they do,
some people do it by themselves. Some people don't have sex, and
that's fine, that's perfectly fine too. Yeah, I don't understand the option
you know Christina or Gilera. She likes to talk about sex and yeah,
well she just sings as does that mean you have an oral talk about sex?
Okay? Anyway, she's revealed that her orgasms have changed. She's got
older. They now smell of peach, they're dirty. So that was funny.
Er, No, not really So so she's forty two now, is
what? She's forty two now? It is Christina often often sort of refret
as the voice of a generation, not by me. We've got we've got
some some some of her lukes over the years of Christina. One of those
looks like Katie Price. What that pink one pink Katie Price. Yeah.
So she's currently in a relationship with Masterclass executive Matthew Rutler. I wasn't.
I was never aware of this, gentleman. But we've got a picture of
them together, not having sex, just you know, being being husband and
wife. That's cute. Yeah, So she has been talking about she's a
candid interview about her sex life and how it's changed over the years. So
she's also because coincidentally, because we think we've spoken about this before, she's
established herself as a co founder of a brand of sexual wellness implements. Yes,
Jelly's Yeah, it's called playground. Okay, So basically that is kind
of like women for the woman who is looking for more bliss in the bedroom.
Kay, So she has she's here. In this interview, she's kind
of said that she has discovered new pleasure points on her body. She says,
I'm going to Okay, I have gotten to know my vagina well over
the last forty two years, one would hope straightway. Literally there are pleasure
points that keep opening up if you get older. That that doesn't sound good.
It does sound very good. So I've noticed that I've noticed there are
four different places that from around my vagina that can give me pleasure. Okay,
not like four different places gold Fleetwood all yeah, cream myself. No.
On the her actual vagina, she didn't specify specificy. She doesn't.
She wasn't specific on what parts is. She now prioritizes her sex life as
part of her overall well being, which we should all do. I've been
doing that for years. And she said she's also given advice to people who
can enjoy themselves even if they don't have a partner. Oh, she's teaching
people how to wank. Well, yeah, kind of, she says.
She says, for those of you who don't have a partner, you can
have your own date night to make a more pleasurable life for yourself. That's
just diddling yourself. He's cocking and you talk about that. There is the
whole giving yourself some intimate time, right, more of a pleasure rather than
a transactional activity. So like wake up in the want to bashing one out,
yes, right, like getting yourself you know, I mean that's a
wine, putting some soft music on. They're having a diddle, Okay,
I get what you're talking about. A nice meal. I don't know,
a meal if you botman really afterwards afterwards cream cake good for her and a
four cream pie four pointed vagina no for pleasure pointed four pointed, saying the
pictures could be an anomaly. Who knows, anyway, that's seeing spikey vagina.
That's what I think they look like. Yeah, anyway, let's move
on to another celebrity who's talking about sex. Okay, Jojo Siwar, I
like saying Jojo Siwa anyway, So she's she has come out of the last
couple of years, big thing for her fantastic, but she has she has
I don't want to say this opened up on the on the impact that famous
had on her dating life. So she's like saying that she she hasn't really
had the same experiences as teenagers of her own age right have had. So
she was on she was on a but she say though she's missed out and
being fingered in the back of Zord's car. Literally that is on something what
she said, nine those ungooth way my spirit animal. Basically, she was
on a podcast called We're Having Gay Sex where she explained that through a kind
of like a teenage year, she couldn't really an experiment like ordinary teenagers,
not celebrities did. So she she says that she feels more mature than people
her own age because when she was nine, she was suspected to work,
you know, not you know, Rudy do do you but kind of like
the kind of stuff that she does. So she says, I'm in the
mental space of a twenty nine year old. I've got a picture of Jojo
s what here? So they kind of like that was when she was kind
of like first mega famous with like the dancing and stuff. That's when she
just after she came out, and that's with her current girlfriend, which is
cute. She said, I'm very behind in the world of love because most
people go to a freshman dance and they go with a date. They go
to homecoming with a different date, and then they go to prom, and
then they have a summer fling, and then they have a hook up in
their car in the school parking lot. What's what you said, She's never
I've never had any of that, and I feel like a lot of times
I'm an eighth grader in Loveland. Oh oh, poor Jojo. So she
went and talked about sex life and other experiences and said, any time I
went away from the house is the only time I have sex, or in
her own room or in her hotel room, because she said, don't know,
because she does, just don't feel like I can in my own house.
She around house girls like that be does she live the parents. I
don't know if she has like a mom, like a mom major that kind
of but I don't I think she's got a huge mansion somewhere. She might
be like, if you're screaming down, it's an empty house, echo,
won't it? Well, you don't know what she's yea, so play your
podcasters of praises, saying, yeah, it's irraatable for many queer people,
but took good for her. But don't don't let it hold you back.
You what I was gonna say, bash a bishop. That's not that's not
that's that's that's flick the bean, flick the bean, Paul the padge Paul.
No, no, no, no push. I don't know stroke stroke,
play the play the horny back. That's not a thought. Prot that
wasn't I didn't think that's banjo. I believe it's called Is it called playing
the banjo? Playing the horn? Let's move on to the last bit.
Nice again, Megan Trainer, Oh coble for old george ful Megan Trainer.
You'll like this story, Megan Trainer, the singer. Yeah, she's all
about the base, it's all about basse. Yeah. She says that her
husband's penis is so big that she often can't walk after sex. Okay,
so yeah, she's she's she's talking about her husband, Darryl Sabara, saying
that he's so well endowed and that and that he's so well endowed and her
vagina is so tiny, so tiny, that is often left unable to walk
afterwards. So again she was, aren't. So this is this is Megan
with her husband and looking he's a ginger and she has the cutest ever ginger
little child. Look at that. Look cute little girl. Cute. Yeah,
we're getting We'll get in there, right, We're getting there. Let's
just build. So she was, she was, she was on another podcast,
and she revealed that she's been diagnosed with a condition called vagina mus which
I like danger amount or like a holiday season jinamus. So there's a condition
where the vaginal v mushows, the virginine MUSHes can make can go very tense
and make sex uncomfortable. Okay, so you just sniffed. I don't like
it. Why does that word keep coming out? I don't know, She
says. I thought that every woman walking around was always in pain drawing sex.
She described a stingy, burning sensation. I was like, doctor,
what are you telling me that I could have to not feel any pain?
So yeah, so she so she so she said, my my husband's a
big boy. Um, I'm gonna have to say that word again because that's
what she said. My broken though it's tiny to the point where I'm like,
is it all in and he's like the tip and I'm like, I
can't do it anymore. How do I fix that? How can I stretch
it? That's her talking, not me. Um. So yeah, she
she she is, she is, um, she's she's done exercises to kind
of make it bigger. She she's so she's a wider, but both she's.
She went on to say she's tried every angle and found the one which
works. She's going to be a star at sex. What she's she obviously
had sex because she's got two children. She's got one child and she's pregnant.
But did you know that her husband got Peter of pres Did you know
that he was a child actor? Really, we've got a picture of him
when he was a child. He was in It was in SPI Kids.
He's aged well because he was an ugly child. He wasn't ugly. Yeah,
but he's got no he got a massive cook. Now he's gonna miss
a cork. So that's that's your Google search for this evening. What's his
name? It's called Daniel Sabara. I can't google that. I can't spill
that, so name just fuck can train as big. I'll just have to
search for big Cox and see what comes up Ginger big Cocks. But it's
incidentally one of your names, isn't it? On this is my grander profile.
Yeah kay, well there we go. That's the end of this week.
Saucy shub Is News would produced a lot there, Lee. Um So
I just want to say a big shout out for me Can Trainer for highlighting
that a's a medical condition. I am very brave of hering serious for a
moment. How are you being serious? Serious? But stick around because coming
up next we've got our game the week you're watching you in the cud And
this way we're going to play Lazy Susan's question roulette and this is for our
very own super soaker Lee. So off your pop it's more of a whatever.
So this one is where Lee's going to spin the lady Susan ask one
of four randomly selected questions off your pop. It's a nervous laugh the mike.
Where well it stop? Nobody knows? Oh it's in the middle.
No it's not. It's quite clearly home that sun. Where is it?
Oh? There is? Oh? Okay, right, so I've got to
hum this and you've got to guess what it is. Yeah, holme,
that tune is it's awesome. Yeah, yeah, mm hmmm mmmmm mmmmmm.
I only know that bit of the entire song. And how much of that
is that part of the chorus that is a chorus, the chorus or part
of the chorus. I think that is all that. The chorus is just
that repeated over and over again again. Then m m mm hmmm mm hmmmm.
The rapidly rap song right now. The thing I'm thinking of right is
Big and Chunky by whill i Am. But I know it's not that.
What did you just say? The song Big and Chunky by will i Am?
Very dare you it's a song called Big and Chunky by will i Am.
Don't keep saying it's saying the song I like me, I like him
chunky. It's what I'm thinking when you're doing that thing. But you said
it's no no no no, no, no no no. Then m m
h And it's rap music. Yeah, are you sure it's gallery? Stop
saying it's not. It is. It's rock rap? M is it by
the Beastie Boys. But it is that well old hip hop rap group,
the Beastie Boys. They did rap one of the other songs. It's tricky,
it's drinky, and then they wrap Ricky. That's song, it's tricky.
I was just sing it's dicky. Anyway, you've got to fight for
your active party it is. We got there in the end. We did
after I was going via rap music. The dude, they're not wrapping it.
No, that's singing. I don't know. Don't sing it again.
Oh god, it's not again. Yeah, I did air quotes about radomly
selected. Okay, mm hmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm mmmmmmmm mm hmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm come home
mm hmmm. I thought I had it then, but they have changed my
m m m mmmm. From the eighties yeah, mm hmmm mm hm.
Three notes from the eightes. Because you're seeing it quite confidently, you're not
going, I want to know like three seconds worth of it. You're having
a good go. So if it's going to be something from the eighties,
you know it well enough to be able to actually hom it. Very famous
song, Mike, Yeah, but probably it's you homing it, so it
makes it a bit difficult. I can do do do it. If that's
better, never would be no, No, um, I'm going to say,
girls just want to Have Fun by Cyndi lap it is so it was
he did know it. The power of my humming did portray the song?
All right? Spinning the game Rock and Part. There must be a rap
music question and according to you, okay, you you will, you might
know this justin. Timberlake got his first UK number one single in two thousand
and six with Ramy River. Is that your first answer? I'm sorry,
it's wrong. I don't want to know sexy back. Oh yeah, he's
bringing in sexy bird. M h. Not only have you not brought sexy
back, you've made it hide in the back of someone's neck. It's oh,
rude, you're very aggressive today. I'm not on board with that aggressive.
It's beinning it round. Oh it's in the moon. What do you
want? Rock or pop or hum? That tune nineties it's not one.
That's not an option. Go with Go with which your heart desires. Go
with rock and Part. Because you don't appreciate my voice which rock band has
Steven Tyler as its lead singer? I choose on that tune? No,
you've got to answer that. Now. I can tack, I can sing
songs that they sung. Go on, then doo doo doo doo doo looks
like the leader Doo doo doo doo. And I could stay a week just
to hear you breathe. It's weird. Lie awake when you are sleeping,
sleeping, do do do do? Like far away and dreaming. I thought
you can say this one. I only know of it, No, Aeron
Smith. Yes, I don't want to fall asleep. Girls. I miss
you, baby, and I don't want to miss the thing. It's weird
watching somebody's sleep, though, isn't it. It's a very weird song.
It's not going I'm going to watch you sleep. It's like that he's he
goes. I touch your face you are sleep? No you don't, and
hold your hands. Understand what's going on. I put my fingers in and
okay, let's move on very quickly. Soundtracks, Oh god, which musical
movie starring Hugh jackmansh No, No, just let me finish before you blurt
out which music you sound like? My ex It's always let me finish.
A once. Which musical movie? Sorry Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway was released
in twenty twelve. A Great Shelby No, she wasn't in it, and
it wasn't the greatest show, and to stop saying that, Oh it was.
It was a stage show for Donkey's years, for Donkey's years. So
everyone thinks he's really good. But it's dull as Now, I know what
you're talking about, because you hate that music and I love that musical,
but it's limits. You know, why do you like it? Huh?
Why? Because that it's a good musical. It's not that the plot is
a classic plot. It's dull, which and the songs are about death and
destruction and it's it's it's a monarchy. Oh no, I just can't stand
right. And that's what I'm saying on a method Oh doundtracks again. Oh
you probably won't know this, okay, but what is the name of the
song that plays during the closing credits to the Breakfast Club eight? You did
it? Do do? Forget about Me? How do you don't? Don't?
Don't? Don't? But how do you know these things? Thinching for
what? You know? When you're working out, well, you won't.
You know you're having a one light stand when you're doing the Walk of Shame,
right, and it was particularly good one You don't you weren't really that
into them. Yes, you gave good, You gave good. You know
that they enjoyed the light. Oh yeah, really, what's THEE again?
And you're like, yeah, yeah, blocking the number one of those most
that's what that's my in the effort. Don't kind of bigging yourself up again
about me. Nobody has ever been in me so deep that kind of thing,
well, the bottom so it's it's oh, it's well, I didn't
realize you could do that with that sort of total pay. Let's move on,
Let's let's spin it because I'm feeling a bit nauseous. Nauseous but billious
nineties? Why is it whatever you say, billis I instantly get Billy Elliot
in ahead, Billy Elliott? Yea now who had Caribbean version of Billy Elliot?
No? That was no? Oh who did I used to say it
like that? Elton John? No Elliott? Who who seused to say it
like that? Well? Accidentally going for the first it's Welsh Billy Elliott blelliod
no doubt, no, um all right, who had a number one here
in nineteen ninety nine with Jeanie in the bottle? Oh oh, Britney Spears
would be stupid, Mike we don't anger. Don't anger the homosexual population with
your cleverness. Share. I'm not I'm not even gonna. I'm not entering
in this game with you because just facetious Christina Raguilera as well. You know,
so stick around because come up next we have crafty queens. Welcome back
to shooting the coud. Now it's times we brace ourselves for craft. But
you here, hi crafty queens. Yeah, slight prob. They seem not
to be in the crafty queens area. Yeah, that's a slight problem.
The Crafters Association of the UK been in touch so that and put put a
blanket ban on me doing anything that involves a glue. A glue gone,
bowls out of bowls. Okay, letter, cease and desist. Sorry,
I told you you pushed it the fun all right, Well, what we're
gonna do some walls I want to touch you. Can we just say that
you wipe my mouth with a tissue earlier? I did. No, it
was to stop you looking like a cockate add it because you had white power
roll over you. For perhaps there was a lot that I was going for.
You touched me with your through tissue. I didn't I didn't care for
it. Yeah, okay, we'll talk about things I didn't careful. So
we did go to a spa. We did go to a Spain. D
should we should we tell the people about going to the spa? It was
a spa, was it not? It was a flotation flotation a flotation emporium.
That sounds worse. No, it was nice. I mean, well,
shall we shall we watch it? Shall we say? Hello? I'm
inside my pod about to go into the floating thing. I've got to have
a shower. You're not going to see that? And then what if I'm
a showery got read day coming in here? Let me turning around? Actually
I can't really seem very much better? Sparkly lights very then very yeah,
Adina front sloper famulus. So I'm going to go and prepare myself. Now
follow another and aline how it goes? Bye? Yah h m hm.
Hello, Yeah, I'm just them, I mean water right now. I'm
coming back in a bit. So I've had my first float. Um you
can very um very mattered. Doorish, let's go up those shoulders. Nobody
needs to see those um yes, it is twinkle the lights on the ceiling.
Yes, very relaxing. Ish slight flailing about free Willy's style, getting
epps and songs in your eyes not the best um, but yeah, not
kean when the lights go out hence the lights still being on. But because
it next beerience, I'm not sure if you're repeating them m hmm, Mike
thought, yeah, how did you find it? I have questions for you?
First? Yes, were you naked? I was naked? The swimming
shots were optional. Weren't they always wear the swimming shorts. Why even if
they say it's optional, why, what's the worst that could happen? I
don't like the thought of people naked in that water. Before I got in
there, I wasn't in your water water in general, there was a handsome
gentleman that go out of yours first though, because yeah, I met them
afterwards. We did. Yeah, I wouldn't mind it too much. So
you were naked floating about? Did you flagelate yourself? Flagelate myself in that
water? I didn't flagelate myself. Was that noise then that was on your
camera? That was not on my camera? On your camera? It was
disgusting. I didn't do it. And then you're coming outside, you're flailing
about like a whale. We all thought you're getting up to Oh, I've
just finished my first one, be flashing about like a whale. Huh?
Okay, would you? Would you repeat the experience if someone else were painting?
I do it again? It's sorry. It's a lot of tatters now,
yes, with your own thoughts and my thoughts. A lot of good
at the best of times. The whole idea just you in tepid salt water
with your own thoughts. That's the problem, though, because me and my
thoughts were there all the time, and I don't want more time with them.
I did not appreciate the lights going out. I light the lights going
I did start to feel a bit drowsy, like I could sleep, but
I'm a side sleeper, so instantly a legging did you? Did you?
I feel like it was womb like. I don't know. I can't remember
what it was like in the womb. Well, just to use your imagination,
do you think that's what it would be like? I can, said
the womb. There's a lot more space in it than was inside a womb.
I could stand up and stuff. Okay, so you know it said.
A woman's quite smaller proportions isn't it. Yes, m M yeah,
So anything interesting happening once you'd been because you were talking before you went in
about you know, having to have a bit of a rinch through. Yes,
did you have a rinch through? I don't think we're going to share
that. No, No, no, I don't think it's appropriate. Let's
just say that some salts can have a diverse effect on one's suggestive system.
Not my advice. My advice to the establishment would be forward people. Yes,
and also let's have a tone a little bit closer, like in the
room I went before I went in, I just before I was empty.
I was, I was, I was, I had had had the movement
before I had left. I did not expect the need to come on me
again. But you made it to the toilet, So no, I didn't.
I made it. I said that we would say, you made Can
we just arrify down the floor? Can we rewind it? I can't go
back in time? No, this, but rewind it? No, because
the gallery though now the secrets out, you said it. I essentially she
made it the tar you said, no, okay, I wasn't particularly enjoying
it. There was a lot of wind going on. I shud an accusing
effect to the experience, and I can't decided had enough, And because I
was getting out significantly earlier than the time, and I didn't want to get
dressed and sit there because the girl would have thought I didn't like it because
you didn't like it. I didn't really like it. But as I was
getting out, suddenly needed to go to the toilet like urgent, very urgent.
I was in a pair of box of shorts that were sodden, and
the toilet is at the end of the corridor. I couldn't make it,
so I was shouting a plastic bag. I took it home. I didn't
say I was proud of it. And that's why I said to everybody we
planned it and said, but I'll say to people, you made it to
the toilet and that's fine. You forgot about that, didn't you. Yeah,
so best I could have done it. So yeah, thanks for that,
Lee, totally welcome. That's almost it for this week. Yeah,
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