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Ran is really weary. We welcome
to Chewing the Cud with Mike then,

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you know and Lee Robertson and I
said, yes, you can rhyme any

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name with the name game, but
only if it's Monosylavic. Oh, hello,

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and welcome to Chewing the Cud.
What you're up for us this weekly?

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Just lots of sexy talk this week. Celebrities talking sexy, sexy things

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and sexy things talking sexy, talking
sexy, talking about their sex lives.

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All right, not like only fun
sexy, No, no, what makes

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them sexy, what turns them on? Gets them off? On screen?

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the screen. It's time to go
over to Mike and the bus. Just

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scratching my trunk, scratching your trunk. Okay, I'm gonna talk about a

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job to start with, are we
because yeah, because you at the moment,

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I'm in between jobs. Yes,
you are selling arrest. I thought

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so erect. Well, I always
so, I've been I've been scouring the

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market for new things I could possibly
be doing, okay, and I found

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something that I thought maybe it would
be a great career choice for you.

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Okay, okay, Um, because
you like a zoo, I do like

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a zoo. Like a zoo,
I do. I do like to look

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at the animals. And I'm sure
you want to help out a zoo where

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you could um you know, not
shoveling, mooky like putting wigs on animals,

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earrings that kind of stuffy, being
around with the people, but not

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having to interact with the people.
Yeah, I don't like people. Well,

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Blackpool Zoo have got an opening just
for you. Well, anyone can

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apply, but I thought about specifically, okay, and this is to scare

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away seagulls by wearing a giant parrot
costume. That's an apparrot, mind not

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parrot, that's that's an eagle.
Eagle. That's a similar thing to I

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don't work at a zoo. This
is just adding on your your expertise in

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the zoological area. Okay, So
dress up as an eagle and scare seagulls

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away? Well, and how how
might that happen? What is the job

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description for this? Which, I
mean, how right that happened? How

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do you scare them? You're wearing
a giant off inflatable suit. That's scare

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a seagull away? What did you
just stand there? Or you have to

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move? So they said that looking
for someone outgoing and energetic. Oh that's

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not me. Then that is crossed. I'm sure if they put you on

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a oh well that's a different.
That's a different that would be even scarier.

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Yeah, the seals. Is it
a paid job? Do we know

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how much? Not a lot?
Oh? Okay, I mean the money

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that side of things isn't I'm not
that you know. They'd have to kind

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of throw in like like the keys
to all the cages so that I could

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just like go in and like that
would be a bad idea. We're giving

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the keys to all the cages.
What's happened to me when with the lions

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and the lips and I wouldn't lines
of a lipstick? Yeah okay, I

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I yeah, why do they?
Well? Blackpool is by the same.

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What happens is when they put the
food out for the animals, the seals

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cobbing, but also when you're like
having a having a having a picnic front

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of the zebra cage, it's very
off footing to have seagulls flying down,

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you know, when you're having a
picnic. I don't know. It was

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just the first animal that came into
my head once I went to Blackpool zo

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and spent a full fifteen minutes watching
a monkey having a wank. Okay,

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it was very fulfilling. I can't
believe it when it made eye contact with

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me. Moving on, we'll talk
about it. A case of basically mistaken

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identity ish Okay, you brought plenty
of things off the Internet, many things,

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many things, some reputable sites,
some not. Yes, what's the

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story about a father who's livid when
he found out that his six year old

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daughter that is adopted it wasn't the
one who wanted It turned out to be

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twenty two? Oh, that's very
um, that's very um. What's that

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film? I don't know? The
Orphan? Okay, have you ever seen

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it? That's why they had no
idea what he's doing it. So this

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family adopted this girl thinking she's a
little girl. She's not she's like a

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fully grown adult, but kind of
just stuff anyway, sorry, kind of

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stuff. She like like binds her
bosoms and has like fake teeth. She's

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very small in any way in stature. Okay, yeah, well this father

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was so disgusted that he abandoned her. Right, so this this, this

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this child here is he is he
looking for her? There? She is

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angry. I was angry, angry
because the six l twenty two and has

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scanned him. Why did she take
that photograph of him being angry? No,

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somebody else did so, right,
Okay, I needs another full story

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that right. So he adopted this
child? Yeah, him and his wife

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adopted the child thinking she was a
child six six? Yeah? How did

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they find out that she was twenty
two? They basically she was starting to

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act weirdly, so she had a
different main His marrisms that they were expecting

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of an adult rather than a child. It's not drinking beer and yeah,

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going, oh chris Enmsworth, I'd
give him one. So basically went,

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hm, that's not right. We
need to get tested. So they tested

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how old she wasn't and the test
came back said she was twenty two.

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They go, how world are you? Went and this many Oh no,

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six, I mean m yeah.
No, they tested, they had a

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basically an age test on on her. Okay, they went, no,

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she's twenty two, and then rings
and staple back again. Um, okay,

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that that is a it's a lot. It's a lot. So him

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and his wife went, nah,
I'm leaving you and just left her exactly

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right, only to find out she
was actually eight. They made a mistake

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on the test. So he's now
going to going to trial for abandonment of

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a minor. No. You see, she doesn't look like she could.

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You know, even if even if
you kind of like there's people that have

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that condition that makes them a lot
younger than they are, she doesn't really

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look massively. She's still lied.
Well she didn't. That's the thing.

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They were wrong by two years.
Okay, these this obviously reputable company tested

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her and said no, she's twenty
two. Did they kind of like say,

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well, she's got some sort of
genetic condition or do they just say,

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know she's twenty two one clearly it's
an eight year old child. Yeah,

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they basically said they did the test, they sent back the results and

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said she's twenty two. They went, right, that's what you're trying to

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we're leaving you get stuffed side of
the road, not in a moved country

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to Oh okay, got darker?
Yeah wow, left her alone and like

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herself. And she's not twenty,
she's eight. I think she's Did they

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go back, yes, but by
that she was too late. He's not

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dead, no, just authorities has
been informed. What a very dark story

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mine? Yes, And if you've
got something slightly scary to tell us,

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why don't share with us at the
Cood TV on social media. And that

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brings us to our story of the
week. I'm going in the cupboard.

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I don't know how much you love
me going in. Would you like a

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lovely donut? No? Not from
you? Right, you pick one and

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I will eat the one that you
don't, and then you can see that

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they're valid. Well you could,
you can eat. You could jis on

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both of them and eat your own
jets and it wouldn't You wouldn't be phased

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in the slightest. Do you think
I had wasteges that you're going for?

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That one? Solved? Solved?
The fresh donuts? Okay, yeah,

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just a doughnut. Yeah, but
there isn't anything happening until I know the

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story behind why we're eating a donut. This is about a man who's been

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fired eating donuts. It is,
isn't it? No? No, I'm

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sorry about a man who in wait
Rose have let okay because he was going

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into the old old food bin and
eating the donuts. M hmm. There's

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clearly more to this story than he
isn't okay, see it. See it's

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been sat for eating a donut while
and shift. So the real Waitrose is

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if it's um, if it's hit, they used by date or best before

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date, they have to bin it. M m. They used to have

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a real way. You know,
if you're staff, you could eat it

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right. And he's looking at eat
suspicious. You're going to reveal something,

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aren't you Like he's like shugging with
his ass. Know he was eating there,

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eating them right. I said,
that's a young mum. That's not

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a donnot yes Waitrose, clear clear, okay. If I don't eat that

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donut, then eat a young mum. I've not brought young mums. I've

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brought donuts. Um. But yeah, they changed the policy and so I

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said, well, it's just wasting
food, okay, right. I was

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feeling a bit low sugar soy at
one from the bin pretty much from the

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bin. So they've let him go
because we're stealing technically theft, well it

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technically is. Yeah, So I
don't really have that much sympathy for him.

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Um, I wasn't walking around doing
his job at eating donuts. I

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wasn't walk around. They stopped to
grab a donut, okay, and then

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my own did more of as well. You enjoy a donut, it's very

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much also fund out nothing. That's
all from the buzz this week. I

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don't believe. I think there's a
more to this than meets the eye.

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Anyway, thank you for that.
It's a pleasure as always. I hope

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you enjoyed the laxative but cover up. Next we got Lee the Showbiz.

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You're watching Chewing the cud with Lee
and Mike. Now let's get all ready

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for the interesting show biz with Lee. So sex, everybody, like everybody

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needs. Everybody does it, well, not everybody, but some people,

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you know what, celebrities. People
do it with their partner, they do,

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some people do it by themselves.
Some people don't have sex, and

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that's fine, that's perfectly fine too. Yeah, I don't understand the option

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you know Christina or Gilera. She
likes to talk about sex and yeah,

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well she just sings as does that
mean you have an oral talk about sex?

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Okay? Anyway, she's revealed that
her orgasms have changed. She's got

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older. They now smell of peach, they're dirty. So that was funny.

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Er, No, not really So
so she's forty two now, is

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what? She's forty two now?
It is Christina often often sort of refret

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as the voice of a generation,
not by me. We've got we've got

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some some some of her lukes over
the years of Christina. One of those

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looks like Katie Price. What that
pink one pink Katie Price. Yeah.

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So she's currently in a relationship with
Masterclass executive Matthew Rutler. I wasn't.

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I was never aware of this,
gentleman. But we've got a picture of

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them together, not having sex,
just you know, being being husband and

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wife. That's cute. Yeah,
So she has been talking about she's a

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candid interview about her sex life and
how it's changed over the years. So

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she's also because coincidentally, because we
think we've spoken about this before, she's

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established herself as a co founder of
a brand of sexual wellness implements. Yes,

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Jelly's Yeah, it's called playground.
Okay, So basically that is kind

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of like women for the woman who
is looking for more bliss in the bedroom.

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Kay, So she has she's here. In this interview, she's kind

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of said that she has discovered new
pleasure points on her body. She says,

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I'm going to Okay, I have
gotten to know my vagina well over

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the last forty two years, one
would hope straightway. Literally there are pleasure

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points that keep opening up if you
get older. That that doesn't sound good.

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It does sound very good. So
I've noticed that I've noticed there are

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four different places that from around my
vagina that can give me pleasure. Okay,

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not like four different places gold Fleetwood
all yeah, cream myself. No.

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On the her actual vagina, she
didn't specify specificy. She doesn't.

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She wasn't specific on what parts is. She now prioritizes her sex life as

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part of her overall well being,
which we should all do. I've been

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doing that for years. And she
said she's also given advice to people who

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can enjoy themselves even if they don't
have a partner. Oh, she's teaching

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people how to wank. Well,
yeah, kind of, she says.

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She says, for those of you
who don't have a partner, you can

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have your own date night to make
a more pleasurable life for yourself. That's

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just diddling yourself. He's cocking and
you talk about that. There is the

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whole giving yourself some intimate time,
right, more of a pleasure rather than

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a transactional activity. So like wake
up in the want to bashing one out,

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yes, right, like getting yourself
you know, I mean that's a

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wine, putting some soft music on. They're having a diddle, Okay,

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I get what you're talking about.
A nice meal. I don't know,

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a meal if you botman really afterwards
afterwards cream cake good for her and a

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four cream pie four pointed vagina no
for pleasure pointed four pointed, saying the

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pictures could be an anomaly. Who
knows, anyway, that's seeing spikey vagina.

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That's what I think they look like. Yeah, anyway, let's move

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on to another celebrity who's talking about
sex. Okay, Jojo Siwar, I

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like saying Jojo Siwa anyway, So
she's she has come out of the last

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couple of years, big thing for
her fantastic, but she has she has

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I don't want to say this opened
up on the on the impact that famous

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had on her dating life. So
she's like saying that she she hasn't really

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had the same experiences as teenagers of
her own age right have had. So

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she was on she was on a
but she say though she's missed out and

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being fingered in the back of Zord's
car. Literally that is on something what

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she said, nine those ungooth way
my spirit animal. Basically, she was

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on a podcast called We're Having Gay
Sex where she explained that through a kind

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of like a teenage year, she
couldn't really an experiment like ordinary teenagers,

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not celebrities did. So she she
says that she feels more mature than people

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her own age because when she was
nine, she was suspected to work,

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you know, not you know,
Rudy do do you but kind of like

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the kind of stuff that she does. So she says, I'm in the

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mental space of a twenty nine year
old. I've got a picture of Jojo

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s what here? So they kind
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of like first mega famous with like
the dancing and stuff. That's when she

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just after she came out, and
that's with her current girlfriend, which is

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cute. She said, I'm very
behind in the world of love because most

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people go to a freshman dance and
they go with a date. They go

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to homecoming with a different date,
and then they go to prom, and

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then they have a summer fling,
and then they have a hook up in

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their car in the school parking lot. What's what you said, She's never

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I've never had any of that,
and I feel like a lot of times

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I'm an eighth grader in Loveland.
Oh oh, poor Jojo. So she

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went and talked about sex life and
other experiences and said, any time I

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went away from the house is the
only time I have sex, or in

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her own room or in her hotel
room, because she said, don't know,

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because she does, just don't feel
like I can in my own house.

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She around house girls like that be
does she live the parents. I

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don't know if she has like a
mom, like a mom major that kind

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of but I don't I think she's
got a huge mansion somewhere. She might

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be like, if you're screaming down, it's an empty house, echo,

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won't it? Well, you don't
know what she's yea, so play your

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podcasters of praises, saying, yeah, it's irraatable for many queer people,

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but took good for her. But
don't don't let it hold you back.

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You what I was gonna say,
bash a bishop. That's not that's not

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that's that's that's flick the bean,
flick the bean, Paul the padge Paul.

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No, no, no, no
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play the play the horny back.
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wasn't I didn't think that's banjo.
I believe it's called Is it called playing

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the banjo? Playing the horn?
Let's move on to the last bit.

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Nice again, Megan Trainer, Oh
coble for old george ful Megan Trainer.

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You'll like this story, Megan Trainer, the singer. Yeah, she's all

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about the base, it's all about
basse. Yeah. She says that her

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husband's penis is so big that she
often can't walk after sex. Okay,

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so yeah, she's she's she's talking
about her husband, Darryl Sabara, saying

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that he's so well endowed and that
and that he's so well endowed and her

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vagina is so tiny, so tiny, that is often left unable to walk

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afterwards. So again she was,
aren't. So this is this is Megan

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with her husband and looking he's a
ginger and she has the cutest ever ginger

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little child. Look at that.
Look cute little girl. Cute. Yeah,

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we're getting We'll get in there,
right, We're getting there. Let's

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just build. So she was,
she was, she was on another podcast,

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and she revealed that she's been diagnosed
with a condition called vagina mus which

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I like danger amount or like a
holiday season jinamus. So there's a condition

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where the vaginal v mushows, the
virginine MUSHes can make can go very tense

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and make sex uncomfortable. Okay,
so you just sniffed. I don't like

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it. Why does that word keep
coming out? I don't know, She

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says. I thought that every woman
walking around was always in pain drawing sex.

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She described a stingy, burning sensation. I was like, doctor,

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what are you telling me that I
could have to not feel any pain?

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So yeah, so she so she
so she said, my my husband's a

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big boy. Um, I'm gonna
have to say that word again because that's

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what she said. My broken though
it's tiny to the point where I'm like,

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is it all in and he's like
the tip and I'm like, I

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can't do it anymore. How do
I fix that? How can I stretch

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it? That's her talking, not
me. Um. So yeah, she

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she she is, she is,
um, she's she's done exercises to kind

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of make it bigger. She she's
so she's a wider, but both she's.

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She went on to say she's tried
every angle and found the one which

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works. She's going to be a
star at sex. What she's she obviously

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had sex because she's got two children. She's got one child and she's pregnant.

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But did you know that her husband
got Peter of pres Did you know

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that he was a child actor?
Really, we've got a picture of him

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when he was a child. He
was in It was in SPI Kids.

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He's aged well because he was an
ugly child. He wasn't ugly. Yeah,

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but he's got no he got a
massive cook. Now he's gonna miss

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a cork. So that's that's your
Google search for this evening. What's his

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name? It's called Daniel Sabara.
I can't google that. I can't spill

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that, so name just fuck can
train as big. I'll just have to

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search for big Cox and see what
comes up Ginger big Cocks. But it's

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incidentally one of your names, isn't
it? On this is my grander profile.

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Yeah kay, well there we go. That's the end of this week.

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Saucy shub Is News would produced a
lot there, Lee. Um So

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I just want to say a big
shout out for me Can Trainer for highlighting

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that a's a medical condition. I
am very brave of hering serious for a

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moment. How are you being serious? Serious? But stick around because coming

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up next we've got our game the
week you're watching you in the cud And

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this way we're going to play Lazy
Susan's question roulette and this is for our

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very own super soaker Lee. So
off your pop it's more of a whatever.

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So this one is where Lee's going
to spin the lady Susan ask one

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of four randomly selected questions off your
pop. It's a nervous laugh the mike.

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Where well it stop? Nobody knows? Oh it's in the middle.

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No it's not. It's quite clearly
home that sun. Where is it?

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Oh? There is? Oh?
Okay, right, so I've got to

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hum this and you've got to guess
what it is. Yeah, holme,

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that tune is it's awesome. Yeah, yeah, mm hmmm mmmmm mmmmmm.

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I only know that bit of the
entire song. And how much of that

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is that part of the chorus that
is a chorus, the chorus or part

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of the chorus. I think that
is all that. The chorus is just

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that repeated over and over again again. Then m m mm hmmm mm hmmmm.

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The rapidly rap song right now.
The thing I'm thinking of right is

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Big and Chunky by whill i Am. But I know it's not that.

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What did you just say? The
song Big and Chunky by will i Am?

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Very dare you it's a song called
Big and Chunky by will i Am.

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Don't keep saying it's saying the song
I like me, I like him

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chunky. It's what I'm thinking when
you're doing that thing. But you said

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it's no no no no, no, no no no. Then m m

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h And it's rap music. Yeah, are you sure it's gallery? Stop

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saying it's not. It is.
It's rock rap? M is it by

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the Beastie Boys. But it is
that well old hip hop rap group,

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the Beastie Boys. They did rap
one of the other songs. It's tricky,

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it's drinky, and then they wrap
Ricky. That's song, it's tricky.

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I was just sing it's dicky.
Anyway, you've got to fight for

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your active party it is. We
got there in the end. We did

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after I was going via rap music. The dude, they're not wrapping it.

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No, that's singing. I don't
know. Don't sing it again.

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Oh god, it's not again.
Yeah, I did air quotes about radomly

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selected. Okay, mm hmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm mmmmmmmm mm hmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm come home

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mm hmmm. I thought I had
it then, but they have changed my

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m m m mmmm. From the
eighties yeah, mm hmmm mm hm.

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Three notes from the eightes. Because
you're seeing it quite confidently, you're not

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going, I want to know like
three seconds worth of it. You're having

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a good go. So if it's
going to be something from the eighties,

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you know it well enough to be
able to actually hom it. Very famous

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song, Mike, Yeah, but
probably it's you homing it, so it

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makes it a bit difficult. I
can do do do it. If that's

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better, never would be no,
No, um, I'm going to say,

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girls just want to Have Fun by
Cyndi lap it is so it was

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he did know it. The power
of my humming did portray the song?

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All right? Spinning the game Rock
and Part. There must be a rap

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music question and according to you,
okay, you you will, you might

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know this justin. Timberlake got his
first UK number one single in two thousand

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and six with Ramy River. Is
that your first answer? I'm sorry,

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it's wrong. I don't want to
know sexy back. Oh yeah, he's

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bringing in sexy bird. M h. Not only have you not brought sexy

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back, you've made it hide in
the back of someone's neck. It's oh,

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rude, you're very aggressive today.
I'm not on board with that aggressive.

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It's beinning it round. Oh it's
in the moon. What do you

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want? Rock or pop or hum? That tune nineties it's not one.

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That's not an option. Go with
Go with which your heart desires. Go

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with rock and Part. Because you
don't appreciate my voice which rock band has

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Steven Tyler as its lead singer?
I choose on that tune? No,

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you've got to answer that. Now. I can tack, I can sing

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songs that they sung. Go on, then doo doo doo doo doo looks

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like the leader Doo doo doo doo. And I could stay a week just

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to hear you breathe. It's weird. Lie awake when you are sleeping,

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sleeping, do do do do?
Like far away and dreaming. I thought

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you can say this one. I
only know of it, No, Aeron

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Smith. Yes, I don't want
to fall asleep. Girls. I miss

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you, baby, and I don't
want to miss the thing. It's weird

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watching somebody's sleep, though, isn't
it. It's a very weird song.

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It's not going I'm going to watch
you sleep. It's like that he's he

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goes. I touch your face you
are sleep? No you don't, and

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hold your hands. Understand what's going
on. I put my fingers in and

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okay, let's move on very quickly. Soundtracks, Oh god, which musical

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movie starring Hugh jackmansh No, No, just let me finish before you blurt

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out which music you sound like?
My ex It's always let me finish.

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A once. Which musical movie?
Sorry Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway was released

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in twenty twelve. A Great Shelby
No, she wasn't in it, and

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it wasn't the greatest show, and
to stop saying that, Oh it was.

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It was a stage show for Donkey's
years, for Donkey's years. So

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everyone thinks he's really good. But
it's dull as Now, I know what

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you're talking about, because you hate
that music and I love that musical,

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but it's limits. You know,
why do you like it? Huh?

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Why? Because that it's a good
musical. It's not that the plot is

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a classic plot. It's dull,
which and the songs are about death and

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destruction and it's it's it's a monarchy. Oh no, I just can't stand

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right. And that's what I'm saying
on a method Oh doundtracks again. Oh

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you probably won't know this, okay, but what is the name of the

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song that plays during the closing credits
to the Breakfast Club eight? You did

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it? Do do? Forget about
Me? How do you don't? Don't?

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Don't? Don't? But how do
you know these things? Thinching for

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what? You know? When you're
working out, well, you won't.

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You know you're having a one light
stand when you're doing the Walk of Shame,

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right, and it was particularly good
one You don't you weren't really that

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into them. Yes, you gave
good, You gave good. You know

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that they enjoyed the light. Oh
yeah, really, what's THEE again?

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And you're like, yeah, yeah, blocking the number one of those most

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that's what that's my in the effort. Don't kind of bigging yourself up again

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about me. Nobody has ever been
in me so deep that kind of thing,

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well, the bottom so it's it's
oh, it's well, I didn't

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realize you could do that with that
sort of total pay. Let's move on,

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Let's let's spin it because I'm feeling
a bit nauseous. Nauseous but billious

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nineties? Why is it whatever you
say, billis I instantly get Billy Elliot

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in ahead, Billy Elliott? Yea
now who had Caribbean version of Billy Elliot?

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No? That was no? Oh
who did I used to say it

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like that? Elton John? No
Elliott? Who who seused to say it

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like that? Well? Accidentally going
for the first it's Welsh Billy Elliott blelliod

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no doubt, no, um all
right, who had a number one here

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in nineteen ninety nine with Jeanie in
the bottle? Oh oh, Britney Spears

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would be stupid, Mike we don't
anger. Don't anger the homosexual population with

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your cleverness. Share. I'm not
I'm not even gonna. I'm not entering

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in this game with you because just
facetious Christina Raguilera as well. You know,

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so stick around because come up next
we have crafty queens. Welcome back

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to shooting the coud. Now it's
times we brace ourselves for craft. But

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you here, hi crafty queens.
Yeah, slight prob. They seem not

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to be in the crafty queens area. Yeah, that's a slight problem.

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The Crafters Association of the UK been
in touch so that and put put a

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blanket ban on me doing anything that
involves a glue. A glue gone,

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bowls out of bowls. Okay,
letter, cease and desist. Sorry,

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I told you you pushed it the
fun all right, Well, what we're

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gonna do some walls I want to
touch you. Can we just say that

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you wipe my mouth with a tissue
earlier? I did. No, it

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was to stop you looking like a
cockate add it because you had white power

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roll over you. For perhaps there
was a lot that I was going for.

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You touched me with your through tissue. I didn't I didn't care for

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it. Yeah, okay, we'll
talk about things I didn't careful. So

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we did go to a spa.
We did go to a Spain. D

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should we should we tell the people
about going to the spa? It was

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a spa, was it not?
It was a flotation flotation a flotation emporium.

403
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That sounds worse. No, it
was nice. I mean, well,

404
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shall we shall we watch it?
Shall we say? Hello? I'm

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inside my pod about to go into
the floating thing. I've got to have

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a shower. You're not going to
see that? And then what if I'm

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a showery got read day coming in
here? Let me turning around? Actually

408
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I can't really seem very much better? Sparkly lights very then very yeah,

409
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Adina front sloper famulus. So I'm
going to go and prepare myself. Now

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follow another and aline how it goes? Bye? Yah h m hm.

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Hello, Yeah, I'm just them, I mean water right now. I'm

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coming back in a bit. So
I've had my first float. Um you

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can very um very mattered. Doorish, let's go up those shoulders. Nobody

414
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needs to see those um yes,
it is twinkle the lights on the ceiling.

415
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Yes, very relaxing. Ish slight
flailing about free Willy's style, getting

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epps and songs in your eyes not
the best um, but yeah, not

417
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kean when the lights go out hence
the lights still being on. But because

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it next beerience, I'm not sure
if you're repeating them m hmm, Mike

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thought, yeah, how did you
find it? I have questions for you?

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First? Yes, were you naked? I was naked? The swimming

421
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shots were optional. Weren't they always
wear the swimming shorts. Why even if

422
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they say it's optional, why,
what's the worst that could happen? I

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don't like the thought of people naked
in that water. Before I got in

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there, I wasn't in your water
water in general, there was a handsome

425
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:52.639
gentleman that go out of yours first
though, because yeah, I met them

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afterwards. We did. Yeah,
I wouldn't mind it too much. So

427
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you were naked floating about? Did
you flagelate yourself? Flagelate myself in that

428
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water? I didn't flagelate myself.
Was that noise then that was on your

429
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camera? That was not on my
camera? On your camera? It was

430
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disgusting. I didn't do it.
And then you're coming outside, you're flailing

431
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about like a whale. We all
thought you're getting up to Oh, I've

432
00:39:16.840 --> 00:39:21.719
just finished my first one, be
flashing about like a whale. Huh?

433
00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:27.840
Okay, would you? Would you
repeat the experience if someone else were painting?

434
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I do it again? It's sorry. It's a lot of tatters now,

435
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yes, with your own thoughts and
my thoughts. A lot of good

436
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at the best of times. The
whole idea just you in tepid salt water

437
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with your own thoughts. That's the
problem, though, because me and my

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00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.880
thoughts were there all the time,
and I don't want more time with them.

439
00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:52.440
I did not appreciate the lights going
out. I light the lights going

440
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:54.480
I did start to feel a bit
drowsy, like I could sleep, but

441
00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:59.719
I'm a side sleeper, so instantly
a legging did you? Did you?

442
00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:02.760
I feel like it was womb like. I don't know. I can't remember

443
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what it was like in the womb. Well, just to use your imagination,

444
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do you think that's what it would
be like? I can, said

445
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the womb. There's a lot more
space in it than was inside a womb.

446
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:14.000
I could stand up and stuff.
Okay, so you know it said.

447
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A woman's quite smaller proportions isn't it. Yes, m M yeah,

448
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So anything interesting happening once you'd been
because you were talking before you went in

449
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about you know, having to have
a bit of a rinch through. Yes,

450
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did you have a rinch through?
I don't think we're going to share

451
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that. No, No, no, I don't think it's appropriate. Let's

452
00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:44.440
just say that some salts can have
a diverse effect on one's suggestive system.

453
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Not my advice. My advice to
the establishment would be forward people. Yes,

454
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and also let's have a tone a
little bit closer, like in the

455
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room I went before I went in, I just before I was empty.

456
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I was, I was, I
was, I had had had the movement

457
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:10.920
before I had left. I did
not expect the need to come on me

458
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:15.159
again. But you made it to
the toilet, So no, I didn't.

459
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:27.519
I made it. I said that
we would say, you made Can

460
00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:36.639
we just arrify down the floor?
Can we rewind it? I can't go

461
00:41:36.840 --> 00:41:39.920
back in time? No, this, but rewind it? No, because

462
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:45.360
the gallery though now the secrets out, you said it. I essentially she

463
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:52.239
made it the tar you said,
no, okay, I wasn't particularly enjoying

464
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:57.039
it. There was a lot of
wind going on. I shud an accusing

465
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effect to the experience, and I
can't decided had enough, And because I

466
00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:05.880
was getting out significantly earlier than the
time, and I didn't want to get

467
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:08.480
dressed and sit there because the girl
would have thought I didn't like it because

468
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:10.880
you didn't like it. I didn't
really like it. But as I was

469
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:16.079
getting out, suddenly needed to go
to the toilet like urgent, very urgent.

470
00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.280
I was in a pair of box
of shorts that were sodden, and

471
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the toilet is at the end of
the corridor. I couldn't make it,

472
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so I was shouting a plastic bag. I took it home. I didn't

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say I was proud of it.
And that's why I said to everybody we

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planned it and said, but I'll
say to people, you made it to

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00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:50.599
the toilet and that's fine. You
forgot about that, didn't you. Yeah,

476
00:42:51.199 --> 00:43:00.760
so best I could have done it. So yeah, thanks for that,

477
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:08.320
Lee, totally welcome. That's almost
it for this week. Yeah,

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see you soon Bye.

