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Moran podcast. Well, hello and
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Thank you for telling a friend and
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in and check out Vilified wherever you
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search and hello, Billified. We're
on YouTube that far? What's that?

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What's that? But the balloon didn't
make it that far? Dead mom jokes

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are very uncomfortable. I got the
power like a couple weeks ago. It's

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funny with power lines. I saw
somebody, our friend Vince Press is here.

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Vince lives over in Pittsford, shown
place. Somebody took a picture shown

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place, and then they edited out
the power lines and they go, what

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an incredible view? When you know
you saw that too? I saw it?

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Yeah, who did that? I
saw it? Kicked around a little

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bit and I don't know who did
it. Yeah. I walked down there

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for the first time the other night
to the Lock thirty two brewery. And

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the last time I was there was
when that woman drove her car into the

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canal? What and it was?
It was like a year ago. We

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talked about it, did we,
because there's been a few in the canal.

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I remember somebody going down East Street
and across ninety six and then she

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drove down the pathway and drove right
in. And I walked up there with

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my fiance right after it happened.
Was she still in the car. No,

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she had been fitting in the car. But we walked up her beer

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and said, oh, there's there's
a car in the Yeah, she drove

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right down the How motherfucker's fishing that
thing? By the way, they drained

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it. I think they found another
car, didn't they find a car in

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the Fairport Pittsford area. Yeah,
they drained it and there was a Cherokee

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in the bottom of the canal.
And I go, how in this day

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and age when we've got cameras everywhere, Vince, we got cabri we got

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trail cams, and we got this. We got doorbell and we got somebody

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drove into the canal. No one
knew. No one new, Well,

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there are carp there. The fish
in the canal. Actually, the fishing

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is pretty good out by Brockport.
Yes, I hear that. In this

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area. It's it's just carp and
that's it. You gotta go either east.

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Would you eat the carp out of
the canal? No, I wouldn't

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either. Well, I don't know. I would out of the finger Lakes.

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So I would take Lake Ontario by
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I take it with the pretty good. Now, yeah, the is done

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like they grind up the fish and
really the any chemicals that are left from

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kodak or in the fat. So
if you fillay the an I fish,

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so I have some knowledge, it's
not in the meat. It's in all

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the carcinogens are in the fat and
boones in the fat. Yeah. Yeah,

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that's the same thing with us too. If you're in a cannibal.

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One time, we're talking about power
lines. It's coming back from a game

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lacrosse came out and like pal Mac
or something, and there's a guy sitting

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on the side of a helicopter.
It's dangling over the power lines working.

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I'm like, yeah, I've seen
that. That's one or two times.

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I've seen that too. I go, there are some jobs where you can't.

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I'm good, Well, I'm going
you got fucking NBA guys right making?

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What do we what do we say? Josh Allen makes? It took

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how many games for Josh Allen to
play to make rock Purty salary? I

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think it was like, yeah,
like a quarter or something like that.

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It was like a half or something
like that, because he makes like the

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league minan, which is eight hundred
thousand a year. But I'm just saying

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that guy up in the helicoter,
Yeah, if he was making seventy five,

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I would be surprised. Yeah,
don't you think it's like those crazy

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The ones that make the big money
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Yeah, underwater welding. They make
crazy money per hour. There was

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an accident out in Kevin's Neck of
the Woods run the corner. For me,

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I figured it was kind of close. It looked like it was sort

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of that North Greece area run off
North Greece and Pack. Yep, it

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was a bus and I thought maybe
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species busy because they said in the
news and it hadn't come out at that

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point. Uh, three adults,
two students, and they went all right,

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either one of those students is eighteen
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or and I'm looking at the bus, it looked a little shorter. They

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were high school aged kids, is
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well, had to because it was
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Now I still to this day remember
to eighteen. I love to eighteen.

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The reason I love to eighteen.
School got the school got out, school

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got out, and silver cricket to
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left it was two sixteen. Oh
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to eighteen. And then but I
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and all I could think was that
it looked like maybe the bus came

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around a corner and this guy just
plowed. So I wondered if the bus

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was trying to make evasive action and
just tipped over on its side. From

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what I'm being told from my sources
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area, I like this. Okay. Jane Flash Live from Greece with an

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update. Kevin, go ahead.
The guy blew the stop sign. The

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older gentleman blew the stop sign coming
down pack on the north grease and then

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turned to his wife and goes,
that's how you do it. Clipped the

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bag, gonna blow something blow it
clipped the back out of the bus and

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dumped it. But he must have
been flying. He hit the back of

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the bus and it flipped. A
short god more type. I figure those

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are having going to turn over than
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gravity, more compact. It looked
like less of the bus than our typical

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short bus. But either when they
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could see it was a shorter one. But when you hit, do you

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realize how the impact do you have
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he was the one. They had
to chaws the life out of it too.

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Yeah, his car was Yeah,
the whole front tire was ok.

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From when I heard everybody's fine,
there was unconfirmed that one kid was in

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a wheelchair in the boss. Is
Kevin from State Farm there or Jake from

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State Farm there? In the red
shirt? You're covered? Guys know the

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get was there quicker? Okay,
that's a. Uh, it's scary when

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you hear that stuff, like with
the a school like, uh, school

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evacuated, all right, when a
school gets evacuated, you get nervous.

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Yeah, Evince, did your kids
went to Bright? Never have a school

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evacuated for anything? A couple of
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I get alerts for their collar,
shelter in place a lot, which I

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think is any school for emergent medical
emergency that those are behavior those are weekly.

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Yeah, but really one or two
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something because we we get lockdowns at
Aquinas. There's a lot of illegal activity

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going on around Aquinas. Around Aquinas. There was somebody stabbed right across the

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street a little earlier last week.
Yeah, they put the school in lockdown.

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I just might want the fun of
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don't know. I'm just saying that's
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like those pussies from McQuaid. Yeah, well, you know there in the

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East Side, happens to be in
a nice area and you know, and

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I mean McQuaid was a nice Irish
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Right, this is pretty scary.
As school went into lockdown. Peperal students

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in Oldham County had to be treated
today after a strange odor led to a

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school evacuation. What strange I put
my deodorant on today? I already got

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text Hey you were you the owner? You are not far off? Sir

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ar Challis has what we know so
far in this way News alert board John

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Myreta. All started around eleven o'clock
this morning after students reported a strong gas

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odor within the building at Oldham County
High School. It led to an evacuation

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of the building and Oldham County Police
and Fire were then called. They came

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evacuated the building and then started looking
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Where was the odor coming from?
Bran was playing bombs away and I'll tell

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you what. We had kids at
school who like who bought stink bombs and

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would throw them in the backs and
they were pungent. Yes, they were

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disgusting. Now when I did the
far powder to my dad and he was

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so mad at me, but then
told all the relatives and my uncle Bill,

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who was was eight years older than
my grandfather, was his brother.

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He came up to me and he
goes, he's laughing, and he grabs

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me by the shoulder, goes,
when I was your age, you know

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what I did. I put a
stink bomb in my ink well of school

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because they had the ink wells.
He goes. That way, they wouldn't

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think it was me. Why would
I put a stink bomb in my own

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ink well, he goes, And
some other kid got picture of for it.

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Well, they traced it to two
separate trash can and soon found out

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it was heart spray. Yeah,
it was heart spray. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, it was heart spray.
Yeah. You believe this shit?

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Can't make it up. Ladies and
Jogen, Now is this a young man

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or a young woman that has provided
the fart spray? I want to believe

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it's a young man, which tells
me it's probably a young woman. A

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spray commonly used in pranks, Please
say a seventeen year old girl pulling the

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liquid from the spray in the trash
cans, causing the smell, and then

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the evacuation. Seven students were treated
by ems after reporting discomfort from the smell,

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but all students and staff eventually returned
to class, and the incident is

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still into investigation. We got to
get some of the stuff to feel,

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punch it in. It's something awful. You don't need to get it.

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You don't need to get it right, and Dan lit the students head to

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be treated. Listen to you do
not You do not need to get fart

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spray. I have lived through fart
spray. Why did I live through fart

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spray? Because my mother put it
in my Christmas stocking when I was a

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kid. Yeah, I feel like
I might be getting some for Jamis when

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he comes up. No, you
will not. My mother put it in

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my stocking Christmas one year and it
was hello, Hello Marge. Yes,

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welcome to Billified the podcast. Thank
you. So a school in Kentucky had

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to be evacuated because a seventeen year
old girl poured fart powder the spray,

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but the liquid into two trash cans
and it was so pungent and bad that

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they needed to clear out the school
and seven kids needed to be treated.

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Now do you remember? Do you
remember that? Just because if I say

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it sometimes I think people think I
make it up. You got fart spray

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and you put it in my stocking? Yes they did. There was a

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little Christmas stocking stucker, yes,
which your father could not sleep. How

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old? But how old was I? Probably somewhere between twelve and fifteen?

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Well, Kevin, I think Kevin
might have been around six, So Kevin

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six? Then I was fourteen?
Yeah, all right, So I was

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about Jamie. Maybe not, maybe
he was younger. You know, I

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don't really remember. I think he
was six, because so I went and

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I and we sprayed it right in
the hallway, right, yeah, in

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the hallway, just a little squirt, yes, And what happened next Kevin

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walked out into the hallway right the
first one. Yeah, Kevin threw up

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immediately. And then I walked into
the hallway and I threw up. It

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was awful. My father screaming,
okay, but so many Oh He's like,

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oh, goes, what mother does
this thing? Like? Was he

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more mad about the fart spray or
the fart powder that bill putting this coffee?

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Oh? Well yeah, you know
what, can you tell that side

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of the fart powder story? Because
I've never gotten this side. No,

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I've never really gotten this side,
to be honest with you, I never

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have. We were down in Georgia
visiting my dad's cousin, and his cousin

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had married a guy who was a
West point grad and had gone to medical

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school and he was a neurosurgeon.
And they had a huge house. They

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had a house that this was probably
I'm thinking this was around nineteen eighty six,

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and they had a house at that
time that they were putting a twenty

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thousand dollars extension on. It was
a huge house and it was with a

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big, beautiful and it overlooked a
golf course. Because Edward and I my

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cousin who I still stay in touch
with, but it would be more my

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second cousin, we were racing around
on golf carts. It's February, but

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down there in its fifties. Our
parents are in the country club having dinner,

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and we are being chased by security. By security, so we were

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racally. We were cutting over hills
or goingever, and they up, they

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caught us in some way and they
brought us to our parents' table. I

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don't remember really what happened after that, but we got in big trouble for

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yeah, yeah, I don't remember
what happened. I don't think anything.

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I think Edward was like all right, whatever, Martin. I don't think

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they cared. But that so Edward
had to go to school. My cousin

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and his sister and the younger So
it was just going to be me as

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far as I knew, it was
going to be me and my parents' home

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in Georgia with my dad's cousin Maureen, who was who we had gone to

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visit. So we had gone to
the mall and she gave us money.

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Maureen gave us each like ten bucks
or twenty bucks or something like that.

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That's a lot of money, Yeah, to buy whatever we wanted. Now,

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I'm fifteen at the time, so
I went to spend the dollars.

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I was going to say, spend
their gifts. Is the only place you

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could have? Yeah, Well,
we were in the mall because I went

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to Spencer's. That's where I bought
it. Back when the mall was a

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mall and they had and so I
bought. I bought the fart powder and

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all it said in the back was
putting a hot liquid. I'll never forget

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these directions putting a hot liquid.
Stand back and watch the show. And

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I thought, this is fucking awesome. So the next day I waited and

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I tried to figure out which one's
my dad's coffee. I want to make

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sure I get my dad's coffee on
my mom's coffee, and as soon as

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my dad turned his back, I
dumped it in. This is like roofing

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my old man. The whole packet
or just the whole packet. I just

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said to empty the packet in there. So I never tasted it, no,

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because well why mom, why do
you think that? Because I remember

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Dad saying the coffee was so bad
anyway, yeah, oh yeah, Well

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Mooring made it great, didn't She
threw instant coffee in the microwave or something

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like that. It's just like lumpy. It was horrible, So he's drinking

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it. What I didn't realize was
my dad at the time was grants for

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actually something that was based here was
called the Center for Missing Children, Missing

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and Exploited Children, not the National
Center. And with this guy Gary Hewitt,

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who has since passed. His purpose
was to work with the families of

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a kid who had been abducted.
So people like Steven Stainer who was abducted

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at eight and then came back to
his family at fifteen. They remember the

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eight year old boy. He's not
that So how do you work with the

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family and the kids that were left
behind? While mom and Dad's whole focus

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is on the missing child, and
that was sort of thing. So my

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dad would write brants for this stuff. Will Ed was going to testify in

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South Carolina, which isn't far from
Augusta, Georgia. It's just kind of

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over the border and in a court
case because he's a neurologist for a child

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that had been beaten very badly with
a belt on his back, and there

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was some nerve damage in things.
So he thought my dad would be interested,

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and so they went off to do
that. But I had put the

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far powder in my dad's coffee,
and he is in a courtroom on wooden

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benches in the South, just up
an ass and he can't control it and

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he can't stop it. And Ed
had a two seater, the Sport,

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one of those Mercedes with the removable
hardtop convertible, and he's driving in fifty

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degree weather with the windows. So
it doesn't just give you gas, it

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gives you the stink too, I
guess. Because and so the night before

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now these were people of means,
right the Ed was a neurologist. These

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are people of means. So Maureen
decided to make something that was from one

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of their grandmothers my dad and her
grand grandmother's dish, and it was called

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Beggerman's dish. Well, Beggerman's dish
is from the Depression, and it was

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also you're talking Irish, probably people
who were if they didn't live through it,

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they certainly were aware because the previous
generation had lived through the potato famine,

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so they were aware of shortage,
and they called What they would do

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is they would take a ham and
boil off the meat, dice it up

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and put it with beans and onions, and it was called Beggerman's dish garbage

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plate of its time. You got
no, no, no, but you

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do have that wrong. It was
the left over hand well, no,

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no, no, it was left
over hand for for the old family.

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It wasn't leftover fan for us.
Or bought a brand new fucking hand to

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make this. That's what she did. But it was it was you're right,

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because it was trying to make,
as you know, stretch your food

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as far as it could. So
you basically were boiling the hamdbone to get

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all the meat off of it and
then dicing it up, mixing it with

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beans, and you're right, Danny, almost like a garbage plate. So

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we ate that the night before,
so I'll never forget. My dad comes

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home and the house was huge,
and it had like a backstairway to get

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upstairs and a front main kind of
grand. So I hear my dad talking

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and I come running up to the
top of the stairs and he and my

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mom are whispering at the front door. And I say to my father,

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how you feeling? And he looks
at me. He looks at me and

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goes, fine, why because obviously
I didn't know. And I said,

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because I put far powder in your
coffee. And he goes, what,

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And I said, I put far
powder in your coffee, and he just

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looks down and he goes get out
of my sight. And I went.

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But I was so pitched because I
didn't get to see it work, Like

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how funny would that managine if it
were like my cousin Vinny right that courtroom

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and all of a sudden, lawyer
just keeps stooting away. Yes, you're

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honor, I think they actually,
my father said, Mom, tell me

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if I'm right, if I'm remembering
this correctly, he said. At one

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point they asked everybody to exit the
courtroom because they were going to have some

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kind of conference with the lawyers at
the benchers. I think they asked everybody

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to get so they were all like
shouldered to shoulder in this small room to

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the side they got to sequester her
out. He couldn't stop. God,

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I better bear the shame, to
bear the Paine. But what did he

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say, like on the other side. I never heard the other because he

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kept threatening then to loosen the seat
of my pants and the tuxedo for the

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promo. I was going to so
I would bend over. But he never

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did that. Uh. But what
did he say to you about it?

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I'm trying to remember because I think
I was just laughing so hard too.

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But he was quite annoyed. He
was very very annoying. Yes, yeah,

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I'm sure he was. So that
stuff's still around, Huh. The

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fart spray is still around. I
don't know about the fart powder, but

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the fart spray is. And then
the school shut down, and I thought

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I gotta call my mother because because
Kevin said, just because I was calling

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you in here, he said,
we should see how punging that stuff.

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I oh, I don't need to
find it. I know, no,

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do not get it. For James
the verse bird, Oh God, James

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would love to have it, but
no. Jamison just called a little while

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ago. He wanted me to use
my card to buy him some twenty four

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dollars earbuds or something. Well they
still sell far powder huh four five in

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this economy. Yeah, this economy, that's great, blowing out. He

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wanted me to buy him some earbuds. Vince Gott. They you remember Vince

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Press. He's in tonight. Oh
I hey, barn, Yeah, we

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have a history. We brought him
last time. I was, yes,

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we know we do have there.
So he wanted me to buy him earbuds

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that he could then flip. They're
twenty six dollars, but he thinks he

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could sell them for seventy's. He's
trying to do this flip thing. You

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know, you'll see videos and things
for people to say, why buy on

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Amazon? You buy from the Chinese
version of Amazon and then sell on Amazon

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for three times the amount of money, And that's what Jameson's probably seeing.

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You get your initial investment back though, or I just said I'm not doing

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it. He goes, well,
mom's afraid the site I'm buying from it

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is going to hack her cars.
Well, I figured your bank is probably

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a little more secure. Yeah,
that's what I said, Mom, what's

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going on? All right? Well, I I appreciate you allowing me to

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uh go down memory lane of fart
spring and far after I got your call

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and I said to you, what
is it about? I was in the

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gym and I could not stop laughing. Well, it was so funny because

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Kevin walked out into the like there
was a it was the foyer kind of

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right, and the living room was
off that Kevin walks down to that als

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in here and he throws up immediately, like all over the tile. And

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then my mother goes out. She
does she starts, I remember you gagging,

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like, yeah, I think I
got to the bathroom and they came.

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He did something and Dad is just
yelling and screaming and yelling. I

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think, I mean, I think
he made me clean up Kevin's puke.

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Oh that I I think I think
I had to, or maybe I did

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just have a guilt. I don't
know. I mean, it was in

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your stocking, you know, but
it wasn't you didn't do it? Well

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I did. I sprayed it.
Oh, It's like that episode of Family

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Guy where they all like, was
that that poison stuff that makes you throw

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up. They go. Whoever I
go the longest gets to have the leftover

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pie and in the fridge and they
out there vomiting in the living room.

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You should take this out to the
publicly apologize to your mom for that video.

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Your brother sent us a couple weeks
ago too. Oh yeah, Kevin

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sent the video of where you you
fell down the back off the steps,

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and Bill was so held. No, I didn't put it up. I

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did not put it up. I
just showed them. But I said,

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yeah, but we did a whole
count. I think it was a ten

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Mississippi. I stood there holding the
door well more than was right next to

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you when you went down, and
can thank at it and take Morgan with

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me? He held the door then
gently set his beer down to come down

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and help you. I told her
walking up the hill. I'm very drunk

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and very high. I said that. But that was before the hip operation.

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She's doing well now she did?
Did We heard her just say she

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was at the gym the next time
better? No, it's the whole hip

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hip and yes and then back yeah
in the back. Ye Can you racking

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yourself or no? It doesn't work. For doesn't work, you can ray

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yourself. You can. Oh no, but I'm very good at it.

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But yeah, people do it,
you know, especially like when they're in

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bed at night and it helps them
Nicoles. Yeah, that energy. I

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just came back from a raki retreat, that's right. Yeah, and uh

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yeah, I got to do got
to do a little more raiki on yourself,

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That's what I say. We're here
in a couple of weeks for the

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clips. She's going to come up
for the eclipse, and then she'll be

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back up for graduation at the beginning
of May. To be sick of me,

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I can't wait. Hey, I
think I think I saw your friend

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walk by today. Uh who's Mary
Ellen? Yeah? I think so.

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Well, you know, she called
and I answered the phone any tellingbody calls,

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but I was I left the gym. I was trying to get to

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Kingston to go to Adams, so
I didn't answer. And then Bonnie called

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and they didn't answer. And Mary
may have been going to tell me she

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pasture the tailor, right, but
you guys, yeah she did. But

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usually i'll see somebody walk back.
I never saw her leave, so either

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she mysteriously evaporated. The Taylor has
her held in the back somewhere. I

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don't know, but maybe she was
calling for help. But tonight, all

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right, well, thank you,
you're welcome, have a good podcast.

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Rachel and I talked about getting married. I'm engaged. We talked about getting

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married during the eclipse. She brought
it up a few months ago and I

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poop pooed it. Yeah, and
now you wish you did. And then

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I thought about it and said,
oh, this would be an interesting idea.

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We get a news crew there because
the Dark Side of the movie we

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got engaged in New Orleans and then
that made news there. Yeah. And

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then I brought it up again and
she said, no, I'm not going

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to do it, So I lost
my chance. Yeah, you could have

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because I flashed it. When is
the wedding. There is no firm date

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yet, no, No, but
she she had it would have been because

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she's which is like right in the
path. So we can lobby for this.

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I think it would be great.
How do we lobby for it?

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Is? What are you asking us
to help you get your fiance to agree

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to now married? Now I'm thinking
about it. It would be fantastic because

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you're in First of all, it
would be a big party, so it

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would cut down on the cost and
everyone would just be there be a keg

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in a field, right, I
mean second marriage for both of us.

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That's true. That's true. I
get there with get. I could be

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some of that there. No,
I see what you're saying. And it's

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a big party. Would be a
Facebook invite anyone that wants to come.

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You wouldn't have to worry about Yeah, do it? I invite this person?

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Do I not? And it would
be fantastic. But maybe this will

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do the trick. I think you're
right. I think this is what you

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gotta do. And we could get
the glasses that's say, Ncent Vincent Rachel

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will they have. By the way, I'm just thinking about this, there's

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supposed to be a big influx of
people. I think the number has gone

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down by half what they're saying,
but like fifteen hundred extra people or so

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are supposed to be in talent.
I think originally was ever saying a thousand

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municipalities are shutting down. Yeah,
schools are closed and all this. I've

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for one hundred and fift hundred and
fifty thousand. Excuse me, I think

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yes, one hundred and fifty thousand. My number one's way off. But

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what I'm thinking is now I'm thinking
of the numbers. I don't know why

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if you did that, I don't
know if I like it? No,

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not sure? Not sure? Yeah, just you do it right before the

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clips. Yeah, and then you
roll right into the event or you go

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with the ideas right as it goes
to well you want people to watch the

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event. I'm thinking you either have
to be right before right after. Well,

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it's only like, what are we
get? Three minutes and twenty seconds?

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Forty seconds something like that? How
long did I do take? I

409
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:33,000
do three and a half minutes.
Yeah, And and Billy was in the

410
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:37,960
running for it until my daughter Ruby
said she wanted to be the officiant.

411
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,240
Oh is she the officiant? House
great? I don't know yet. If

412
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:42,680
she can get the license, you
have to do something right, get on

413
00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:47,359
one. Yeah yeah, So I
mean you're still in the run or still

414
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:51,599
in the running kind of all right, but what or get married officially and

415
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,039
have her just perform the ceremony and
have somebody played Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of

416
00:28:56,039 --> 00:28:59,839
the Heart. Oh there you go, it's good. Yeah, I mean

417
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:04,279
to that and that all right,
we'll take a we'll take a moment fart

418
00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:11,880
spray. That's wonderful. Should the
age of consent be lowered? We'll get

419
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,640
to that next. But Cobblestone on
Maine at one on nine West Main Street

420
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,319
in the village of Webster. I
love reading reviews, and I went to

421
00:29:18,319 --> 00:29:22,359
the Cobblestone on Maine facebook page.
It's just facebook dot com slash Cobblestone on

422
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,039
Maine, and I saw this review. Left best calamario I've had in a

423
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:30,720
while, so tender and fresh.
The staff is very friendly, and the

424
00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:36,400
building is something to see. Converted
historical barn and Webster. Great job by

425
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,839
the owner. I couldn't agree more. But but it's a renovated cobblestone church.

426
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,480
And I only say that not to
be like sounds smugging in a church,

427
00:29:45,599 --> 00:29:48,200
but because it's a farm style restaurant. When you're in there, you

428
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,680
can't tell that it used to be
a church. But I'll tell you what

429
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:56,759
they got the spirits. They got
craft cocktails to match bets your mood,

430
00:29:56,079 --> 00:30:00,319
then match the season. That's the
weather, all right. You say down

431
00:30:00,319 --> 00:30:03,839
at that upscale bar and you order
yourself something delicious. Maybe you get a

432
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:10,000
shareble like the poo toots. It's
Housemaid tater tots, crispy bacon yanches,

433
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:15,079
cheese curds, Housemaid gravy poutine tots. It's a great shareable. You gotta

434
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:21,000
admit it's ingenious. What's going on
food wise over at Cobblestone on Maine.

435
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,319
And then they have intimate dining.
And the great thing is if you were

436
00:30:23,319 --> 00:30:29,519
in the back, because it's two
cobblestone buildings put together, it's almost soundproof,

437
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:33,720
like they could have music and some
stuff happening in the main dining room,

438
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,759
but you're in the back, you
just hear it very softly. Though.

439
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:40,240
It's really just an awesome, awesome
place. If you have not been

440
00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:44,160
there, put it on your list, you know, eat local. Cobblestone

441
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,519
on Maine at one on nine West
Main Street in the village of Webster,

442
00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:56,799
hol Connors and Pharmis had two six
to two comp today comedy at the Carlson

443
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tonight and tomorrow night for two shows
each night seven and nine is the hilarious

444
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:04,599
April Macy. I'm a friend.
She gets so mad at me because I

445
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:08,039
had the fucked up childhood and she's
like, April, you can't blame your

446
00:31:08,079 --> 00:31:11,359
parents anymore for your problems. Okay, you're an adult. You make your

447
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:15,920
own decisions. I'm like, can't
bet you can say that because you grew

448
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:21,000
up with like homemade pudding and positive
reinforcement. I grew up with a family

449
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:26,880
of alcoholics and front lawn fights.
Yeah. Last Christmas we had a double

450
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:32,359
butter knife stabbing in the living room. My crackhead cousin didn't give a secret

451
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Santa gift she had her eye on. Then she does fucking butter knife to

452
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:41,400
man. April Macy. Two shows
Friday the eighth, and two shows Saturday

453
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:44,559
the ninth, seven and nine,
both nights. Lock your tickets down at

454
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:57,079
Carlsoncomedy dot com. It's your wedding
song, Evince. We interviewed that guys

455
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:12,519
from Bath Now then it's a good
idea, an of all the years to

456
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:19,880
cone by. Yeah, me too, get a little bit funny the look

457
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:27,599
in your this would be great.
I don't know if this is a good

458
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,279
wedding song about every now and then
I fall apart. Every now and then

459
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:34,400
I think the best years ago,
I've already gone by, and now I'm

460
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,880
stuck with you. Probably not the
right song. It's a good bump,

461
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:42,279
It's a second wedding so the bad
part was, oh, okay, all

462
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,519
right, all right, yeah go
positively. I'm so I'm very bothered right

463
00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:50,200
now because I said the wrong numbers
and then threw off my train of thought.

464
00:32:51,119 --> 00:32:52,839
So like I knew, I knew
three hundred thousand, and now they're

465
00:32:52,839 --> 00:32:58,720
talking one hundred and fifty thousand extra
people in town. So I was trying

466
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,160
to think of something that was making
a core. I was going somewhere on

467
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,839
your wedding, and it totally brain
farted on me. And I can't figure

468
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,720
out why, and it's bothering the
ship out of me. There's a lot

469
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,920
a lot of people are coming to
town. Well, a lot of people

470
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,039
come into town. I just you
know, will your people be able to

471
00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:15,200
get there if you did that?
Well maybe that's part of the equation.

472
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:21,200
Yeah, right, you say everyone
can kick you know, everyone is plans

473
00:33:21,319 --> 00:33:25,680
and then then oh you couldn't make
it. Why now are you going to

474
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:31,279
do a honeymoon? Well, Rachel
travels a ton, so I guess the

475
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:36,559
answer to that is no. No. I mean actually it's yes. We

476
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,000
just had she's in love with Costa
Rica, so it might be Costa Rica.

477
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,480
But that sounds really cool. I've
always wanted to go there. Yeah,

478
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:45,319
that's really cool. I want to
I want to do the zip line

479
00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:50,480
over the trees. Get you do
a zip line above the tree line,

480
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,880
and it seems so cool to me. Yeah, it's supposed to be great.

481
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,759
And Jordan Poyer's there right now.
I just saw Yeah, I saw

482
00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:59,640
that too. Oh, that's awesome. He's probably just gonna stay there.

483
00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:05,960
He was playing golf, right and
you look relaxed. Yeah, well he

484
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:07,760
knew it's coming. They all know
what's coming. And he's got a ton

485
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:12,639
of money. He was ready to
leave Buffalo last year. Yeah, go

486
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,639
to Miami, and then Miami did
and what I hate. Hey, I'm

487
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:20,280
back everybody. I think Look,
I do think that you thought that Boyer

488
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,840
and Hyde would have rings by now? Did you not? You thought they'd

489
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:28,760
be leaving Buffalo with a ring?
I did, Yeah, we, Danny

490
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,360
and I were just talking about that
and we know better. Oh negative,

491
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:37,679
Dan, the Dan, the down. There are reasons fair, damn.

492
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:43,800
Look at the objective. Dan,
They've won, they've they always right them

493
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:51,360
not always right way, not way, not even Yeah. Sure we can't

494
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,519
feel bad for Joy. I mean
it's not like it's like it's not like

495
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:58,199
being walked into It's thanks for the
memory of them and said, hey,

496
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,320
your god, and they were discussion. The whole thing was yes already,

497
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,599
yeah, but you said you believe
somebody is going to be coming back?

498
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:08,599
Who was let go? I think
Naim Heinz is coming back. It's one

499
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:15,440
of those kind of money things where
you release somebody and then you've sat him

500
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,159
because for last remember because he obviously
didn't do much last year because he was

501
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:25,719
accident. Yeah, but we I
think we needed his talent in the special

502
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,280
teams area, and I think he's
one that probably will be re signed.

503
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,719
Okay, all right, well we'll
see that's the rumor. You can also

504
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,800
play running You can also play running
back too, sure you know? Yeah,

505
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:43,960
so versatile. The uh. I'll
read these two stories and then I'll

506
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,119
ask you to consider this for for
a second. The age of consent.

507
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,719
The age of consent I believe in
New York State is seventeen. Yes,

508
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:58,679
uh not everywhere is at seventeen?
Should it be lowered? And there are

509
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,719
sometimes where we had when we were
on the break room. I don't know

510
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,239
if you remember this guy. This
is one of the few things I remember.

511
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,519
A kid went to Geneseo I have
was his number on my phone.

512
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:10,440
You're kidding, because that's how I
labeled him, is you know? Yeah,

513
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,239
he went to Geneseo and he was
a level three sex offender, and

514
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,320
so there was all over the news
that they had a level three sex offender

515
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,960
on the campus as a student.
And it turned out that the kid,

516
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:25,119
when he was eighteen or something,
he was banging a fifteen year old girl

517
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:29,199
something like that. Yeah, and
the mother found out and went crazy,

518
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,480
and then he wound up getting arrested. And I don't know, I don't

519
00:36:32,519 --> 00:36:37,800
know how. I don't know if
the young lady said it was forced.

520
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,719
I didn't get that. The kid
seemed really I mean, he came in

521
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,639
and talked all about it, and
I said to him, this is a

522
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,840
level three sex offender. That's thirty
years, I believe. I think.

523
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,800
I think after thirty years and you've
done nothing, like there's been no other

524
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:59,760
sexual assault or something, I think
it drops after thirty And I said to

525
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,679
him, I would do it's just
too much of a hassle to change it.

526
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:05,800
And I'm like, God, you
would think you want to be fighting

527
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,840
to try to clear your name because
everywhere you go this is going to be

528
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:15,559
flagged no matter what you do.
But a woman from Caledonia was arrested on

529
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:20,760
March first. She is thirty nine
years old. Her name is Brandy Densmore.

530
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,599
I looked her up on Facebook.
Brandy and I have two friends in

531
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:27,639
common. I don't know who they
are. She engaged in sexual intercourse with

532
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:32,199
a person who is sixteen years old. The weird part about this is from

533
00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:37,000
what I could tell on Facebook,
it's just her and her three kids,

534
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:39,760
and her son looks to be about
sixteen years old. So I don't know

535
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:45,960
if she banged for a kid,
friend kids friends, I have no idea.

536
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,880
It would be possible that she banged
one of his buddies. Then there's

537
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,000
a story again out of the Times
of Wayne County, and this is another

538
00:37:54,039 --> 00:38:00,440
woman who has been having sex with
underage kids and she got in trouble too,

539
00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:04,880
multiple times. Multiple kids. No, no, no, no,

540
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:07,880
I think, well, I don't
know. I think it's the same kid

541
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:13,639
they had. Dracer wrote something like
here we go again, but received a

542
00:38:13,679 --> 00:38:16,519
report of a sixteen year old lines
girl receiving photos and videos of a woman

543
00:38:17,159 --> 00:38:22,079
masturbating on December twelfth. So she's
just sending out random stuff to people.

544
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,639
Sheena Bickel, thirty seven, was
charged with endangering the welfare of a child.

545
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:30,719
She sent explicit pictures to a sixteen
year old girl of herself. I

546
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,079
don't know how she got the number. I don't know. That's weird,

547
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:38,440
that's a little weird. But in
the sixteenth century England the age of consent

548
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:45,440
was twen twelve. Vinny, what
was the age consent sixteenth century England?

549
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,360
I got to go lower. Since
you're asking the question, ten, okay,

550
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:53,000
eight eight? Ten is the correct
answer. Ten is the correct answer.

551
00:38:55,559 --> 00:39:00,480
And it was made at ten years
old, obviously a third of your

552
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,119
life. It's probably over. I
think you're old, aged by thirty two.

553
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,800
In an effort to protect young girls
from sexual abuse by adult men,

554
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,320
that's why they made it ten.
Not weird, so they raised it.

555
00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:15,960
They raised it to ten. They
raised it. We have to draw the

556
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:21,000
line here at ten years old.
In eighteen seventy five Parliament raised the now

557
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:25,559
the age of consent to thirteen,
and then in eighteen eighty five and up

558
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:30,079
that to sixteen. Now, a
leading public health advocate is proposed, at

559
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:34,719
least in the United Kingdom, they
bring the age down again in light of

560
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,440
the high proportion of British adolescents who
were having sex with one another before they're

561
00:39:38,559 --> 00:39:44,320
legally capable of granting consent and gets
rid of that stuff. Like I always

562
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,760
hated when and it doesn't seem to
you don't hear about it much anymore.

563
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,760
But when cell phones with cameras really
started to become prolific, you heard a

564
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:59,039
lot of young people and you know, all of a sudden, you had

565
00:39:59,079 --> 00:40:02,320
a kid who's about fifteen, sixteen
years old and a naked girl shows up

566
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:07,320
on his phone of a classmate.
Maybe she said it, maybe somebody else

567
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,360
said it, who knows, But
you are now in possession of child porn,

568
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,840
right, And I always thought that
that that seems ridiculous. Yeah,

569
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,039
that seems ridiculous. I'm not saying
that anybody should look the other way and

570
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:21,440
not have a conversation with the kids, but we don't need to go through

571
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,119
this fucking there's therese Oh my god, I mean, and it was like,

572
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:30,360
what a legal nightmare? What a
the expense to just have him go?

573
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,920
Yeah, you're right, it's no
big deal. Not that it's no

574
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:37,119
big deal, but they're of the
same age. So I just wonder if

575
00:40:37,159 --> 00:40:42,599
you should lower it to sixteen because
by that point, I mean if it

576
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,000
just seems to make sort of sense
in a way, I think people probably

577
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,920
would hate this idea. And I'm
not saying that. You know, if

578
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,800
it's sixteen, I think in some
places it's twelve, you know, and

579
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,400
the idea of a twenty year old
having sex with a twelve year old is

580
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:04,679
creepy, it's gross. But does
it mean that that person should be in

581
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:07,960
jail forever? I don't know.
Sixteen and twenty I don't know. The

582
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,280
other two is like, I have
a nineteen year old's a dumb ass,

583
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,679
and it's fifteen year old who's just
as dumb. They couldn't consent to tying

584
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,039
their own shoes. I was gonna
say, it's difficult for me because I

585
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:22,360
have a seventeen year old daughter.
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. Well,

586
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,599
that's why I'm asking, well,
in all seriousness, because I I

587
00:41:25,639 --> 00:41:30,480
have only sons, So for me, it's not heavy. I wouldn't encourage

588
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,920
them to have it. What I'm
saying is like, does this woman in

589
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:39,079
Caledonia need to go through the legal
We need to tie up a legal system.

590
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:45,400
And by the way, because of
the Bell Reform law, they can't

591
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:51,000
even hold her. So she's charged
with statutory rape, which is a horrible

592
00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:53,559
just its definition is awful, but
it sounds like it might have been a

593
00:41:53,599 --> 00:41:59,039
consensual sexual encounter. It could have
been. It certainly seems to be that

594
00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:01,880
way. So we're going to tie
up the legal system because the kid's sixteen.

595
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:05,639
But in a year, wouldn't we
wouldn't tie up the legal system.

596
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,480
I'm not saying that I would go, hey, yeah, man, go

597
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,000
go, you know, you know, please bang my son he's sixteen.

598
00:42:10,079 --> 00:42:14,159
Yeah, No, one's encouraging would
try to apply some common sense. I

599
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,840
mean, try it out loud.
If you're sixteen years old, you could

600
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,519
get a job, right, you
can drive, you could drive a car,

601
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,159
and you could actually quit school.
Yeah, but no, only have

602
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:28,320
sex with people up to seventeen and
three hundred and sixty four days once it's

603
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,719
eighteen. No, sorry, that's
that's rape and bright the way. Every

604
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,559
state is different. So Matt Gates
was the senator right from Florida, either

605
00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:40,360
a senator or congressman who had a
seventeen year old girlfriend and she would travel

606
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,719
with him, and so they were
trying to prosecute him. That's a little

607
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,480
creepy. Well it is creepy.
It's very creepy. But now you're going

608
00:42:46,519 --> 00:42:50,519
from state to state, okay,
legal not league, and now you're breaking

609
00:42:50,559 --> 00:42:52,760
state lines yes to do it.
Yeah, well it could be sex trafficking,

610
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:58,320
right right, that's all under sex
trafficking and lost. But I'd like,

611
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,519
I'm not trying to protect Metcates,
not at all. I'm looking at

612
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:05,079
is and even this lady, is
she creepy? Should she be banging her?

613
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,400
No? Probably not. You know
what, I would even wonder if

614
00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:13,000
privately she's a little embarrassed that it
all happened. To be honest with you,

615
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,480
you would hope the system would parse
that out. It would be common

616
00:43:16,559 --> 00:43:20,599
sense. Two people came into the
courtroom and said, yes, yeah,

617
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:23,679
it's consent to what happened to the
term judge, they get to judge.

618
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:28,639
We're all told we can't all the
judges. Now, I hate to say

619
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:31,679
this, but here we go,
here we go. No, no,

620
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:36,599
let's stay stay with me on this
one. The judge is ultimately responsible for

621
00:43:36,639 --> 00:43:42,079
what happens afterwards. At times,
yes, you know, you allowed them

622
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,239
to walk out of the courtroom and
look what happened. So all that judges

623
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:49,320
got to have in the back pregnant
the back of their head, like do

624
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,719
I want to be responsible even though
you're not technically responsible? And then comes

625
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,280
election time, Well, this judge
was the guy who signed off on such

626
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,880
a sweat. We've had cases where
somebody was out on bail or whatever,

627
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:07,559
right, and then they committed another
crime, and sometimes the worst case scenario

628
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:10,760
happened, right, that's what you're
talking about. It. I don't know

629
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:15,199
so I understand the judge's point of
view. I'm saying as I saw that

630
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,199
today. That's all I can think
is I go, well, should we

631
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:22,039
lower by a year at least in
New York State? Just because this is

632
00:44:23,159 --> 00:44:27,320
all this shit, all this stuff
we talked last night about the medical system,

633
00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:30,639
the court system backed up forever over
this. We'll think about think about

634
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:34,719
like the stupidity of our laws.
Okay, okay, sixteen to drive a

635
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,880
car, sixteen to quit school,
sixteen to have a job, eighteen to

636
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,920
vote, seventeen to drive at night
if you take drivers at eighteen to vote,

637
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:45,760
eighteen to go off in the military, whatever, twenty one to drink.

638
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,320
Doesn't that sound a little odd?
Like you can make these adult decisions

639
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,800
which are all different yeah, they
are different levels, and we can't come

640
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,679
up with a unifying age for all
of it. No, Well, the

641
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,960
drinking one is they don't want kids
showing up for school drunk. Yeah.

642
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,639
I don't have a problem with the
drinking one now that I'm way over twenty

643
00:45:05,639 --> 00:45:07,199
one. But I well, there
weren't you know, you weren't in the

644
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:12,440
generation that it was changing now And
I'm not that fucking old asshole, what

645
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,519
about you? No, no,
we did, We did, used to.

646
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:20,320
It was less in Canada, so
we ran there for a couple of

647
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,320
years. Canada. Yeah, yeah, no, but uh they never slowed

648
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:28,719
me down, uh back in the
day. But I would say, well

649
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,199
it did because you couldn't get into
bars and things, and so you weren't.

650
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,840
So you're getting your uh, your
buddy Charlie to get you that bottle

651
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,760
of mister Boston to bring to the
two. Oh yeah, bring back to

652
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,039
the house whatever, Pass the bottle
around. I'll never forget when I had

653
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:45,159
a party once and my parents had
this bottle of Kvasier grandfather and all of

654
00:45:45,199 --> 00:45:47,960
a sudden there's this dude from another
school and he's out in the driveway and

655
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,199
he's got the Kavassier and I'm like, I gotta get that Cavasi back.

656
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,000
If that goes missing, I am
in so much shit. So I go

657
00:45:55,039 --> 00:45:58,639
out there and all of a sudden, these people are like, hey man,

658
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:00,599
he can't go near that guy.
He's got an knife. The kid

659
00:46:00,599 --> 00:46:02,840
out a knife. He pulled a
knife on me, and I remember just

660
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:07,480
standing there, going, okay,
you're not gonna stab me. Just give

661
00:46:07,519 --> 00:46:09,199
me the fucking bottle. And the
kids were like, oh, I'll do

662
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,519
it. I go no, you
won't give me a bottle, and I

663
00:46:12,599 --> 00:46:14,840
yanked it out of his hand.
He had, he had a red jacket

664
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:21,000
on and the kid around. What
was all this? There's so much posturing

665
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,519
with young men, right, there's
all this posturing, and I knew that

666
00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:25,800
early. I'm like, there's no
fucking way you're doing this, and believe

667
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,320
me, you stabbing me is not
is just gonna make this whole scenario much

668
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:35,840
worse. Just give me the bottle
because my father will kill me. You

669
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,719
will not kill me. You may
stab me, but that will happen if

670
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:43,239
I so then I I think that
they noticed that the kavass was down a

671
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280
little bit. So then every time
my mom's dad would be there. My

672
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:52,079
grandfather always going, hey, Billy
was Hudson Valley hoodlum. Yeah, she

673
00:46:52,159 --> 00:46:55,599
kicked the kid out after he tried
to threaten you. He was already they

674
00:46:55,639 --> 00:47:00,320
were leaving. So he was leaving
and he was in the driveway and he

675
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,760
had the bottle of Kavasi was taking
it with him. He was taking it

676
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,639
with him, and I was like, because I remember going word to the

677
00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:07,079
Cavasi to go, that guy left
with it. So I went out and

678
00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:09,280
then they're just be like, man, he's got a knife, and I'm

679
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,199
like, I don't give a fuck. I need that bottle of Kevassi back.

680
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,159
He can't have it. I don't
even think this kid had. There

681
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:19,800
was no way he even knew what
it was or I don't taste. I

682
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,079
don't fucking know. I still don't
know. I remember the first time I

683
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:24,880
heard, first time I heard of
it was Saturday Night Live with the Ladies.

684
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:30,280
Man, have some cash. It's
Cabasi's like a brand. Danny's right,

685
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:34,199
right, Yeah, you know you're
you're worldly like that, You're a

686
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,119
food Fishionado. That's an urban liqueur. Yes, it is more of an

687
00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:40,360
urban liqueur, that is true.
I don't know if I guess it always

688
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:45,199
was. Yeah, it's funny you
mentioned drinking. I'm clearing out my house

689
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,639
in order to move to Batavia,
and I came across a fake ID.

690
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,599
For there's there's a phrase no one
ever says, I'm cleaning up my house

691
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:59,840
to move from Pittsford to Batavia.
You're a first, said no, but

692
00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:06,679
ever must Batavia is a great town. But I found I found all these

693
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,679
goodies when I'm cleaning out my house, and one of them was a fake

694
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,519
ID from college. Oh my god, let me see this. Can we

695
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,920
put it up on the camera.
It looks like a young Richard Lewis and

696
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:19,719
uh holding up to the camera.
I want to see it was a Florida

697
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,559
fake. I d when I first
went to college, and I had some

698
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:27,599
good Yeah, damn, look at
you, dude. You gotta tap on

699
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:35,840
it. But Vince, I found
that today. You look like a Melbourne,

700
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,719
Florida. That's where my uncle lives. Yeah, I went to college.

701
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,400
Yeah, it looks like a mugshot. That looks well done. It

702
00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:47,960
was very well done. Robert Jewel, Bobby Jewel, you were Bobby Jewel.

703
00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:52,519
That was Tobby's buddy. Bobby Joel
was and I knew a guy named

704
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:59,440
Bobby Jewel, and oddly I used
to go visit my grandparents in Fort Ladderdale

705
00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:04,800
where and we used to eat.
Speaking of Tommy, my grandparents lived in

706
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,800
Lauderdale and Tommy Mulay used to do
comedy at the Tail of the Whale,

707
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:13,280
which is where my grandparents used to
bring me for dinner. And they turned

708
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,880
it into a comedy club bad night, so they would wheel out the salad

709
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,920
bar after we ate dinner, and
and in came Tommy to do comedy.

710
00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:24,199
Brown and never ran into him.
But it was the same joint in Lauderdale.

711
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:28,400
Oh that's funny. Pick a car. Where did your where's your camera

712
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,320
on this thing? Because all of
a sudden, like hey, you're giving

713
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,599
back his fun I can't. I
wanted to show it to the camera,

714
00:49:31,679 --> 00:49:35,679
but I may have intercepted a fake
I do the kid to my house recently.

715
00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:39,000
Fake id your kids, fake id. Him and a few of his

716
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:44,280
friends got a group on or a
dealer or something. There's like four or

717
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,519
five of them. Here. Just
hold it up to the camera. Yeah,

718
00:49:45,519 --> 00:49:49,119
I'll do it. Yeah right there, just here at that one.

719
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,159
All right, let's see that's perfect. There's Vince. It's a beautiful flow.

720
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,320
Let me let me hang out.
Keep it there, daddy, I

721
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:59,079
get it. No, no,
no, that's fine, get right.

722
00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:01,519
I still get in trouble for this. Can you get in trouble for it?

723
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:05,599
Yeah? I don't think so.
I think you're good. You gotta

724
00:50:05,639 --> 00:50:07,920
tap it. It went dark.
That's all right, We're good, We're

725
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:13,440
good. That's uh wow, just
today I uncovered it. I'll get that.

726
00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:16,920
So I had a fake college.
The only place that worked. Yeah,

727
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:22,679
you know, that's a what a
waste place. Somebody at the drive

728
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:25,559
of the only place would work as
church. So the only place at work

729
00:50:25,639 --> 00:50:29,440
was Montes's Corner, right, oh
yeah, So we're the only Fisher guy.

730
00:50:29,519 --> 00:50:30,920
So we would go to Montes's Corner
and everybody Fisher was like, wait

731
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,400
a minute, why are you guys
going there? Because it was kind of

732
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,920
a sophisticated This is the time.
It was on the corner of Eastern Alexander.

733
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,199
Oh yeah, yeah, okay,
yeah, And at the time it

734
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,639
was owned by this British dude named
William and they oh yeah yeah, and

735
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:49,880
they had a lot and they had
a lot of sophisticated British beer in German

736
00:50:50,039 --> 00:50:52,639
beer and so all of our bodies
were all just like drinking labats or whatever.

737
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,360
They see us going into there like
it's had one of my favorite body

738
00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:58,559
right. They're like, oh,
so that must be a that must be

739
00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:00,880
a very interesting place you go.
How do you get in there? I'm

740
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,559
like, well, we knew the
bouncer and he let us in in.

741
00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:07,039
My ID said I was six too, which is ridiculous because I've never been

742
00:51:07,079 --> 00:51:09,159
anything more than five to ten in
my life. I just tell him that.

743
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,000
You know, at the DMV they
said you're gonna grow into your size.

744
00:51:13,199 --> 00:51:16,719
Oh my god, and it worked. You're hitting me, dumbets.

745
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:22,519
That was Bill Emborski. Bill Imborski. Bill Imborski, All right, well

746
00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:24,920
there you go, you pullock.
So I have a couple. I have

747
00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:30,199
some very good fake ID stories in
high school, even before I was in

748
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:34,920
Florida. Any anything would pass.
We used to chalk our New York state

749
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,440
ideas up because of the texture.
But we would make IDs. We would

750
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:44,800
cut a like a Kodak Kodak label
off of the box of film and make

751
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:49,760
a Kodak I d my buddy cut
his head shot out of a family album.

752
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,440
He had a fucking swing set in
the in the background of his head

753
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:58,639
shot and that ship would work.
And where would he go. We would

754
00:51:58,639 --> 00:52:04,440
go to Chinese restaurant and Vinnie's subshop. I'll tell you what I remember that.

755
00:52:04,679 --> 00:52:07,760
I remember they had this. People
may get upset with this, but

756
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:13,360
there was always a saying with the
Chinese restaurants. I asked, no questions,

757
00:52:13,559 --> 00:52:16,679
you're no lies, right. I
remember. I remember going on a

758
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:27,519
band trip and my friend Simon Belgrave. Simon was got asylum here from Belgium.

759
00:52:27,599 --> 00:52:31,280
His dad was allegedly going to kill
his mom. But he was like

760
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:37,280
a Simon was a prince, and
Simon very acted like it, kind of

761
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:42,719
knew it. And he went to
some Chinese restaurant, bought a case of

762
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,800
beer and then brought it into the
hotel room while we're drinking and getting a

763
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:50,000
little routing, and I go,
we gott to hide this, So I

764
00:52:50,119 --> 00:52:52,960
said, we need to lower the
water in the tank of the toilet so

765
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,320
where you flush it. And we
stuck the beer in there and put it

766
00:52:57,679 --> 00:53:02,880
and sure enough, the uh leader
of the like the instructor, the chaperone,

767
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:07,840
whatever he was, came in and
we're all laughing. I had locked.

768
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,360
We got drunk. I locked a
kid out on a ledge. He

769
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,679
put on a shower cap. He's
danced around. He went out on the

770
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,280
ledge of this window like a ledge, not a not a a deck,

771
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:19,400
not a fucking ledgend. I locked
the window and left him out there.

772
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,440
He could have fallen. Den nothing
happened, which I always go is great,

773
00:53:23,679 --> 00:53:27,320
but that could have. And we
hid the beer. We had lowered

774
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,880
the water and hid the beer in
there, and they never found never.

775
00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:35,559
I remember passing an I D.
This was a join in pittser Plaza.

776
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,440
Was it Royal Dynasty or something.
I remember one guy with a fake I

777
00:53:38,559 --> 00:53:45,039
D passing it around when the server
was checking IDs, and everyone nes,

778
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:52,400
oh, you know, it's so
funny. It's it's like that's like Bobby

779
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:57,800
Slayton's old joke where you used to
always go like their haircuts are like mo

780
00:53:58,119 --> 00:54:05,039
mo mo mo mo mo rose.
Everybody looks the same. All right,

781
00:54:05,119 --> 00:54:08,079
we will you all right? Right, come on, this is where we

782
00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:12,719
get in trouble even on the podcast. Have we gotten in trouble before?

783
00:54:13,039 --> 00:54:15,079
Huh? Have we gotten in trouble
on the podcast? No? Okay,

784
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:20,519
well I've gotten comment. Yeah,
I don't really paytention. Just do what

785
00:54:20,559 --> 00:54:27,360
I do. Be careful. Well
we come back Saint Patrick's Day, it's

786
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,679
coming up. The show be go, oh, it's coming up. We'll

787
00:54:30,679 --> 00:54:34,239
get to that next, but first
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788
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,239
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789
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,320
In this month. One of my
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790
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791
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:49,880
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792
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:53,119
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793
00:54:53,480 --> 00:55:00,880
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794
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:05,679
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795
00:55:06,039 --> 00:55:07,719
You know, I love Guinness and
if you're into fish fries, they

796
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,840
got great ones out there at bTB. Woodfire Pizza and Grill in the Mall

797
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:15,719
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798
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:19,480
kicks off, God damn it,
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799
00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:24,280
AirPods. Anyway, that has nothing
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800
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801
00:55:30,119 --> 00:55:36,039
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819
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Admyers RVs dot Com took a look
down a westbound road right away. I

820
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:09,400
made my show hit it out to
my big two wheeler. I was tired.

821
00:57:13,159 --> 00:57:19,679
I have become such a fav and
just roll that pound now. Mark

822
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,440
was in here Monday, Mark Hillman, and he said he puts Bob Seger

823
00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:30,519
above Springsteen in terms of writing songs
and connecting. And he goes, because

824
00:57:30,719 --> 00:57:36,039
you have more hits than Springsteen.
He's like, the hits for Springsteen are

825
00:57:36,239 --> 00:57:37,840
popped. He goes, some of
the other stuff goes deep and he does

826
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:45,639
you know, but like if you
listen to a classic rock station any day

827
00:57:45,639 --> 00:57:49,400
of the week, you'll hear more
Springsteen songs throughout I'm sorry. You'll hear

828
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,000
more Seeger songs throughout the day than
Springsteen songs. I can't used to tell

829
00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:00,280
me that Springsteen didn't test. Well, yeah, probably not. It's pretty

830
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:06,119
he's the icon he is. But
I just wondering, maybe we got the

831
00:58:06,159 --> 00:58:09,440
wrong icon. That's all I'm saying. Maybe Bob Seger needs his time due.

832
00:58:10,079 --> 00:58:14,519
His time is due, So I
family guy. They retired Family Guy.

833
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:15,760
They make fun of Bob Secret,
make fun of Bob Secret, but

834
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,920
reference Bob Singer a few times.
There's this one type where they're driving down

835
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:23,119
the street talking about the inspiration for
Against the Wind. Fairly Bob had to

836
00:58:23,159 --> 00:58:27,440
take a dump on the road,
so he sticks his butt out the window

837
00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:36,440
because hey, give my notebook.
So mature over there, Family guy.

838
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,679
I'm not saying, I'm just reference
to I know, I understand. Yeah,

839
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:44,039
that's a ubiquitous song. Everybody likes
that tune. But rolled me away?

840
00:58:44,599 --> 00:58:46,280
Yeah yeah, I like that song. How could you not like it?

841
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:51,039
I like it? Well, you
were into Iron Maiden in high school.

842
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:52,360
Yeah, I was a head.
I was actually gonna tell a story

843
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:57,880
when we were talking about high school
pranks. One of our pranks was I

844
00:58:58,039 --> 00:59:00,679
was a headbanger at Sutherland, although
I wrestled, so I was a headbanger

845
00:59:00,719 --> 00:59:05,960
half the year and then I had
to cut my hair. But we got

846
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:08,639
spray paint middle of the night.
At Sutherland they had a butt lounge where

847
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:15,480
kids were allowed to smoke and do
whatever. So we got big Kansas spray

848
00:59:15,559 --> 00:59:19,360
paint. And we didn't like the
preps at Sutherland no preps, so we

849
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,679
were going to do a whole preps
circle with a slash through it. No

850
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:27,239
preps, And we got a ladder
in the middle of the night and we

851
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:30,280
rode preps and we do the circle, and then we ran out of spray

852
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:37,239
paint. We couldn't do so in
the morning everybody got there and just said

853
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:44,440
preps. That was a failed prank. Yes it was. That's hysterically funny.

854
00:59:45,239 --> 00:59:47,519
Saint Patrick's Day's coming up. Anybody
got big Saint Patrick's Day plans?

855
00:59:49,679 --> 00:59:52,000
I'll probably come out and see your
friend Damien for a little bit. I

856
00:59:52,119 --> 00:59:55,239
got a big Saint Patrick's Day guy. I got an invite to a party

857
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,519
that I may may attend. Okay, buddy I went to college with,

858
01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:04,079
is having a party? Is it
on Sunday this year? Yes? But

859
01:00:04,199 --> 01:00:07,079
this would be parade Day, Saturday
the sixteenth, so that's that's really the

860
01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:12,719
day, that is the day.
But I just want to say, I

861
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,960
just want to remind people, and
I don't know if you're aware of this

862
01:00:15,599 --> 01:00:21,559
in the history of the world,
but the Irish saved civilization as we do

863
01:00:21,679 --> 01:00:23,960
it. They did, yes,
they did, and it was all thanks

864
01:00:24,039 --> 01:00:29,679
to one man, and that would
be Saint Patrick. Saint Patrick who is

865
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:34,079
buried in northern Ireland where it is
Protestant, and he was, but he

866
01:00:34,199 --> 01:00:39,320
spread Christianity and he also spread education
and that's where a lot of the storytelling

867
01:00:39,559 --> 01:00:45,920
and the and that was right around
the Dark Ages. Europe got run over.

868
01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:51,239
Everything was just pummeled and taken and
destroyed, but Ireland was not.

869
01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:54,000
And that's where a lot of the
civilization and the writing and the ancient readings

870
01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:58,519
and all those things were able to
survive. And the monasteries and things is

871
01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:01,639
where people went to to learn.
And I always want to say Irish,

872
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:07,320
the Irish in the eleventh century saved
civilization. So it's just a little prouduct.

873
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:12,519
I thought you were going to say
Van Morris they peaked well, and

874
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:14,880
they may have peaked, I don't
know, because when you think about it,

875
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,440
you have a quarter of Irish.
They I peaked, they had a

876
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:22,599
I'm pretty much ninety nine percent Irish. They they had so many things.

877
01:01:22,639 --> 01:01:27,280
I always think, like, I
think you could probably say it about any

878
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,719
ethnic group of people on the planet. But I always go, boy,

879
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:35,880
the Irish were pretty resilient because you
had not, you know, the potato

880
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,679
famine and people leaving. And I
had a grandmother or a great grandmother who

881
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:44,559
came over at nine, and she
was basically an indentured servant in a way,

882
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,960
came to live with a family.
She's nine. Can you imagine a

883
01:01:47,119 --> 01:01:51,760
nine leaving the country, you know, coming to a place you don't know.

884
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,559
No, granted you did primarily,
you know, spoke the language for

885
01:01:54,639 --> 01:01:58,840
the most part, because I think
in a lot of places over in England

886
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,519
and stuff, they outlawed Gaalic so
you couldn't even speak it. I think

887
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:05,000
for many, many years they wouldn't
allow you to speak Gaelic. Wow,

888
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,199
in England, not in Ireland.
In Ireland, but even there it started

889
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,840
to die out with the English.
And well it's weird because like in Wales

890
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:15,519
they still speak Welsh. Yes,
That's why I was. I was like

891
01:02:15,639 --> 01:02:19,840
surprised by that. There's people,
there's there's still Gaelic. I think they

892
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,440
I think they talk. I think
they teach Gaelic at McQuaid. I think

893
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:28,239
you can take it as an elective. But the uh so she came over

894
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,920
at nine and she had to wash
clothes and do things for I was like,

895
01:02:32,159 --> 01:02:36,800
God, I can't imagine, right, and you know, even to

896
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,320
the point where you would send your
nine year old for a better life,

897
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:45,320
oh good luck out like holy shit, holy shit. And and they're not

898
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:50,079
the only group of people who have
done things like that, Italians and German

899
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,039
I'm sure. I'm sure we can
go through. But I go God that,

900
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,440
you know, the resiliency, and
then you know, Ireland started doing

901
01:02:55,519 --> 01:03:00,119
really well, then it started not
to do so well. Was one of

902
01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:05,559
the first countries I think prior to
the big two thousand and eight fall of

903
01:03:05,639 --> 01:03:09,159
the economy around the world, but
pretty much globally, they were still sort

904
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:14,239
of taking handout, you know.
And now they're paying people to come live

905
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,960
in Dublin. They're paying like ten
grand. Yeah. Anthony Bourdain did an

906
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:23,920
episode, a modern day episode in
Ireland that was kind of depressing about the

907
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:30,719
divide and the walls and everything that
the conflict, and it was dark and

908
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,880
gloomy, and it wasn't I mean, he went there for the food.

909
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,039
But as you know, where where
did he go? Do you know?

910
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:40,719
Well, he was on the border
of the North and South, but I

911
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:45,199
think he was primarily in Dublin.
But Olive Garden in Dublin. Yes,

912
01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:52,480
he did review that, but he
did know it was Olive Garden, but

913
01:03:52,639 --> 01:03:58,480
it was it was surprisingly kind of
dark. Yeah, even in modern day

914
01:03:58,599 --> 01:04:02,239
there were still reminiscent of right,
well, there's still a lot of there

915
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,079
is because it goes. It goes
for generations. So you know, you

916
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,880
killed my dad or my great you
know I mean, or my grandfather or

917
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:14,039
whatever. I mean, it's it's
been a long time. That's why,

918
01:04:14,159 --> 01:04:15,599
like Kevin will always go irish carbon. I was like, I can't drink

919
01:04:15,639 --> 01:04:19,639
it. I can't call it that. I can't go which sounds ridiculous,

920
01:04:19,719 --> 01:04:25,679
right because I I don't know anybody
that was. I remember my grandfather talking

921
01:04:25,679 --> 01:04:29,400
about it quite a bit, you
know, No, horrible it was for

922
01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,639
his mom and stuff. Who So
I don't know. And that was where

923
01:04:33,159 --> 01:04:39,159
like my family switched to being Protestant. My my immediate family, and my

924
01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:44,159
grandfather would not talk to my mother
for a year. It was like the

925
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,559
worst thing he could do. That
was the worst. My grandmother thought we

926
01:04:46,639 --> 01:04:51,239
were like sacrificing lambs and shit.
Yeah, my mother, my mother,

927
01:04:51,639 --> 01:04:55,239
my grandmother didn't talk for a year
or two. Part of that was because

928
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,119
my mother joined the Baptist Church.
Yeah yeah, but still one of the

929
01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:02,639
best ocations. Like anybody that goes
to Ireland loves it, loves it.

930
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,800
Yes, oh you gotta go.
You got a fantastic Yeah, best place

931
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:10,440
on it. I think they're trying
to do some things over there. My

932
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:14,000
mom could get dual citizenship, which
then I can get dual citizenship. So

933
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:15,400
I'm trying to push for that.
You could play in the Olympics. Yeah,

934
01:05:16,519 --> 01:05:19,280
oh my god, sport. They'll
find something for you that would be

935
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:28,679
amazing. As a fifty two year
old man and now representing Ireland, Damien

936
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,480
and Bill, I was thinking,
Bob Slid, what is the uh what

937
01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:34,639
would be a good excuse? Though, Let's say I want to get out

938
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:38,760
of going to the Saint Patrick's state
party because there could be another party.

939
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:42,760
Give me your your best get out
you, I know, if anybody has

940
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:46,480
excuses fits well, there's only one. Now, what is that COVID.

941
01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:49,519
COVID. Oh, that's a great
one. I'm afraid of COVID. Then

942
01:05:49,559 --> 01:05:53,480
you're going to show up on somebody's
social media. Well, see, that's

943
01:05:53,519 --> 01:05:56,079
the thing. And I'm starting to
thinking, is the COVID thing a little

944
01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:59,400
bullshit? Not not not COVID.
I'm not saying COVID is bullshit, but

945
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:00,880
I'm not saying that because there are
people who get very, very sick with

946
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:04,119
it. Still, I c DC
is saying it's just the flu. Now,

947
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:08,119
Well, but I'm known people who've
gotten a little Yeah, I know

948
01:06:08,159 --> 01:06:12,079
people who've died. Yeah, well
that yeah, I'd like to think that's

949
01:06:12,159 --> 01:06:15,360
not happening. It's on Saturday.
Yeah, it's on Saturday. You can

950
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,800
say I gotta get up and do
a podcast, but no I can't because

951
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:23,760
I know I could Onday, I
could I do do it on Sunday.

952
01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:28,559
I do do a podcast on Sunday. M I'd love to do. You

953
01:06:28,639 --> 01:06:31,400
have do you have, like,
at any moment, your top five excuses

954
01:06:31,440 --> 01:06:34,239
to get out of shit just in
your mind? Because I think most of

955
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,920
the time now at our age,
we could go. I just don't feel

956
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,119
like it. I mean, then
that's like excuse enough. I don't turn

957
01:06:41,159 --> 01:06:44,920
a lot of stuff down to tell
you the truth. Okay, so you

958
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:50,079
know who does Danny. Danny won't
do ship. Dude, I can't lie.

959
01:06:50,119 --> 01:06:53,079
If I don't want to do something, I just don't do it.

960
01:06:53,199 --> 01:06:57,280
I bet Beth can't come with me. I can't go. Are the parties?

961
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,159
No bedtime? The parties right after
the parade stuff? So yeah,

962
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:03,079
the same day you can't hit.
I mean those go on all night.

963
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,800
I I don't know. Yeah,
they don't really actually about it's five o'clock,

964
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:11,920
they wind down, it starts drinking
over, depends somewhere. Yeah,

965
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:15,519
once I got to plant my flag, I'm staying. You know it,

966
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:17,000
Kevin, I'm staying. Do you
have excuses to get out of ship?

967
01:07:17,079 --> 01:07:20,920
You know you got kids? The
greatest excuse ever, dog dog. Yeah,

968
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,280
I don't want to. Yeah.
Do you and your wife have like

969
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,599
a code ever at a party where
shit's going bad and you just kind of

970
01:07:27,639 --> 01:07:31,599
go uh noodles, garage doors open? I think I left the garage door

971
01:07:31,639 --> 01:07:36,639
open. A lot of times will
drive to parties separate because she knows that

972
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:41,559
you're gonna stay, or I'll leave
and she'll stay with the kids. Oh,

973
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:45,800
I've been known to you've got Wally
sometimes. Yeah, there's a summer

974
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,639
party on the fourth of July.
I get there. We usually get there

975
01:07:48,639 --> 01:07:53,840
around noon. We start drinking.
I'm hammered by four o'clock. I've been

976
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,119
known to go home, take a
two hour nap, come back, have

977
01:07:56,280 --> 01:08:01,440
dinner, start drinking. Get it
well, in Greece. You're from Greece,

978
01:08:01,559 --> 01:08:08,159
Right, everybody's garage door is opening. That's not I told you about

979
01:08:08,159 --> 01:08:10,639
my father. Right, he would
leave parties early and everybody would always wonder

980
01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:13,920
why why take a ship? Yeah, I can't go number two and other

981
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:15,920
people's door. I've done that as
well, got home to take a ship.

982
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,279
I like a home game. Yeah, a home game is something I've

983
01:08:19,319 --> 01:08:21,960
never left to take a ship.
Vince never leaves to take a ship.

984
01:08:23,079 --> 01:08:26,000
No, I can do that anyway. Yeah I could too. I couldn't

985
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:28,600
do it at a party. Bill's
done it in mid air. I did,

986
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,760
but I don't have it where it
seems to turtle or go away.

987
01:08:32,039 --> 01:08:34,319
I've never had a moment where I'm
like, God, damn, I gotta

988
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:38,760
go. It took everything I had
to not I tried so hard not to

989
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,479
shipt your apartment that one night,
because I knew I was gonna get ridiculed

990
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,920
for it. I was like,
you did, but you did ship?

991
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:47,119
Yeah, and you gave me ship
The next time I had Where was this?

992
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,880
The next time I had to go, I stopped at Wegmans. I'm

993
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,720
like, I'm not dealing this.
Why oh fuck that? See? Now

994
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:59,079
here's the thing. Break your toilets. He just let loaded unloaded. When

995
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:00,640
was this during the podcas? Yeah, when we started doing the podcast,

996
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,640
we were doing it at my place. He walked into you left, Okay,

997
01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:06,119
you left, and he got all
kind of weird and all of a

998
01:09:06,119 --> 01:09:10,239
sudden he disappears for a while.
I told you, I got it.

999
01:09:10,239 --> 01:09:12,000
I don't want to do it,
but I gotta go. I gotta go.

1000
01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:15,840
And then and then you left,
like immediately after, oh you you

1001
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,439
were out. Well, I'm not
gonna sit there. You surfed your ship

1002
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,960
and smell right out. I'm not
gonna go that way right out of there.

1003
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,520
And I remember going, yeah,
because I knew you were gonna be

1004
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,760
a dick, and why would I
be What is goddamn I have to do

1005
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:30,239
with anything? Let me tell you
something. And Vince. In college,

1006
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:34,520
I was so proud we had in
Dorset Hall. You had a bathroom in

1007
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:40,239
your room. Yes. I used
to take a ship and leave the door

1008
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:45,479
to the shitter open and the door
to the hallway open and see how far

1009
01:09:45,119 --> 01:09:48,760
I could get that scent to travel. That was a contest I had with

1010
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:54,680
myself. And before the internet,
Vince people would walk in and go goddamn

1011
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:57,960
Brian, and I'd be yeah,
I would. I would try to ship

1012
01:09:58,079 --> 01:10:01,920
as like if I knew I had
a big bad this is gonna leave streaks

1013
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,520
in the bowl. I know this
is disgusting, ladies, I apologize,

1014
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:09,119
but I'm just giving you the insights. It nineteen to twenty two year old

1015
01:10:09,199 --> 01:10:13,000
man's brain. I think I was
twenty one twenty two. That's impressive.

1016
01:10:13,239 --> 01:10:15,159
And I used to do it.
And I used to go all the way

1017
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:18,880
all the way down the Olympics.
Is that on your LinkedIn? Is that?

1018
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:21,520
No? But I don't have a
LinkedIn? I should get a LinkedIn?

1019
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:25,319
You should get Yeah, should get
LinkedIn. I don't know. Can

1020
01:10:25,359 --> 01:10:27,399
you do videos and things on LinkedIn? Now? Yeah? You can do.

1021
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:30,880
Yeah, you can start doing much
doing Facebook. Really, if there's

1022
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,359
a backup roll of toilet paper at
someone's house and of course, Now there's

1023
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,760
dude wipes. Yeah, right,
yeah, do you bring Do you have

1024
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:41,520
dude wipes? I've used them,
wonder dude, I don't. I'm wet

1025
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,920
white. They're baby wipes for adults. Yeah, but I usually get Now,

1026
01:10:45,039 --> 01:10:47,279
let me tell you something right now, hang on a second. Those

1027
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:51,079
fucking things, no matter what they
say about flushing, you know, no,

1028
01:10:51,239 --> 01:10:55,319
I don't. I think they they
hang up on the pipes and stuff,

1029
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:59,880
and then it all you need is
something. Let's say there's a screw

1030
01:11:00,279 --> 01:11:03,640
that they really hammered through this pipe
right to join two pipes together. They

1031
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,359
welded it, but they also did
that. Now you get that that that

1032
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:11,600
thing floating and it hangs up there
and then it just stops other stuff.

1033
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:16,319
But if it gets caught up,
and in theory, it will decompose even

1034
01:11:16,319 --> 01:11:20,640
if it gets caught up. Well, I have used the Wegmans because I'm

1035
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:25,760
cheap and they're like a dollar eighty
nine. And I will say, your

1036
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:30,600
ass does feel fresh. It's like
a breath mint for your asshole. Should

1037
01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,319
go be day. It's a fantastic
tagline. I just thought of that.

1038
01:11:34,159 --> 01:11:38,720
A breath mint for your asshole.
That's a great one. Will you this

1039
01:11:38,960 --> 01:11:45,600
is brilliant stuff, brilliant Guinness.
Well, yeah, dude wipes, Yeah,

1040
01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:51,039
dude wipes is the brand. Right. Have you ever been dad?

1041
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:56,760
Uh? Yes, I have.
My parents had a bidet and they're upstairs

1042
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,840
of their of the house. Uh. I did not grow up in that.

1043
01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:02,279
It was the original one burned down
when they put it in. They

1044
01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:06,560
had everything in there. They had
Brazilian hardwoods, they had all kinds of

1045
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:12,119
shit and they had a day upstairs. I had friends with a bdet.

1046
01:12:12,319 --> 01:12:15,920
Yeah, and it's installed. It's
got like just a temperature, it's got

1047
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,720
a blower. Well, you can
buy it, Buddy swears by it.

1048
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:24,000
Toilet that has like I think it's
heated seats and a bedet all within the

1049
01:12:24,079 --> 01:12:27,159
toilet. I don't think you can
buy the other day because yeah, it

1050
01:12:27,199 --> 01:12:30,640
puts them in for me. Yeah. They were ranging from ninety nine dollars.

1051
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,359
There was one that was like fourteen
hundred dollars. I'm like, oh,

1052
01:12:32,399 --> 01:12:35,039
I think you can go. What
do you need a fourteen I think

1053
01:12:35,079 --> 01:12:39,520
you can have I think shipped for
me and then white Vince Yes, correct

1054
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:42,399
me if I'm wrong. Well,
we're thinking to the same person. Yes,

1055
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:46,000
five grand heat grand of the person
we're thinking about. For the toilet,

1056
01:12:46,079 --> 01:12:48,760
I thought the toilet was five thousand
dollars. I thought it was ten.

1057
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:53,119
Oh, you might be right,
Yes, what was a ten thousand

1058
01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:57,600
dollars toilet? Do that has a
timer? The seat goes down, it

1059
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:02,640
warms from what like? You could
say, I get up and I dump

1060
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:06,720
every day at six forty am.
That thing's down, the seats up,

1061
01:13:08,399 --> 01:13:12,119
and it's warm, and I think
it does it sanitize itself. It also

1062
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:15,880
has the bidet. Yeah, it's
and it has a wall control. Do

1063
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,760
you have to stand for it when
it plays the national anthem? To know

1064
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:30,319
it plays taps last night's plate?
No? Nor well. I want you

1065
01:13:30,399 --> 01:13:34,760
to think of the Have you known
anybody to have been hired and fired on

1066
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:39,680
the same day, hired and fired
on the same day from a job?

1067
01:13:41,279 --> 01:13:45,479
Anybody? Just think about that and
I will tell you somebody who that has

1068
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,680
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1069
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1070
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1071
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1072
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,479
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1073
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:10,239
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1074
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,239
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1075
01:14:13,399 --> 01:14:16,520
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1076
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1077
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1078
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1079
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,119
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1085
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1086
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1087
01:15:06,239 --> 01:15:12,039
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1088
01:15:12,119 --> 01:15:16,000
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1089
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1090
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:24,880
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1091
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:30,960
a new songwriting collaboration between JP Payton
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1092
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:35,520
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1093
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Roses, an ACDC tribute band.
It's all happening at Iron Smoke Distillery in

1094
01:15:41,279 --> 01:16:02,199
Fairport, New York. Baby,
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1095
01:16:02,279 --> 01:16:10,640
minute to get going, to get
back, have to get back to bees.

1096
01:16:16,399 --> 01:16:29,960
I need to talk to somebody.
I can't trust man, the cooks.

1097
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:38,920
I'm trying to spoil the brow.
He's out of my kitchen. I

1098
01:16:39,079 --> 01:16:46,920
can't feel that held my fro.
That's all she look. I'm not feeling

1099
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:54,119
that head no more. Dang,
I think you're in the next band.

1100
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,239
For this band or whatever's happening with
your band. I don't know. I

1101
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:02,039
know to the silence, I think
you should listen. Could I like to

1102
01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:10,359
play the keys somebody? You know
what? Very rarely. I don't think

1103
01:17:10,399 --> 01:17:14,720
I've ever heard of Van Marson tribute
band. Man might be a market that's

1104
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:21,640
opened for fifty five and older.
It's weird what bands, what cover band

1105
01:17:21,680 --> 01:17:26,760
specific cover bands for one band of
tribute bands make it and don't make it.

1106
01:17:27,119 --> 01:17:30,600
It's so strange. Yeah, he's
tough to cover. He is tough

1107
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:36,359
to cover. He's very unique.
I loved Van Marson. I got introduced

1108
01:17:36,399 --> 01:17:41,720
to him, like early in my
radio career, this guy Greg Gatine.

1109
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:45,840
Greg liked stuff, some of the
bluesier stuff that and songs like this,

1110
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:48,039
Vince, you like this song right
here? Here we go right here?

1111
01:17:51,039 --> 01:18:08,359
Why? Oh yeah? Underrated stone. Yeah. I always loved that bluesy,

1112
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:12,279
gritty ship that they could. They
can do it really well. That's

1113
01:18:12,319 --> 01:18:16,880
slide guitar too, it's all so
sticky fingers. I think this is when

1114
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:24,640
they had who's the nineteen year old
kid that was in the band and he

1115
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:35,159
came up and he was on the
fuck is his name? Anyway? He

1116
01:18:35,239 --> 01:18:41,760
was eighteen or nineteen and he and
it was after Brian Jones had passed,

1117
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:45,640
and I think it might have they
might have probably had Ronnie Wood in there,

1118
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:48,159
but it was like it was another
guitarist, young kid. And then

1119
01:18:48,279 --> 01:18:53,520
he decided he wanted to leave the
band, and Keith's like, nobody leaves

1120
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:57,359
his band unless they die, and
uh, Mikes like, I don't let

1121
01:18:57,439 --> 01:19:00,600
him go and go, but he
came and he played in Rochester and he

1122
01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:04,920
came up on W's the Show.
And now he's like got to me in

1123
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:10,960
his forties and he I think one
of the requirements was an eight ball.

1124
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,880
I think he needed it. Oh
yeah, Oh, they fucked this kid

1125
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,000
up. Jeez, fucked this kid. Uh oh wow. Yeah, heroin

1126
01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:23,479
and cocaine, the whole. But
to come on the show he needed I

1127
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:27,319
don't. I'm not saying. I
think to do whatever show he was doing,

1128
01:19:28,039 --> 01:19:29,960
not to be on the no no, no no, not to be

1129
01:19:30,039 --> 01:19:33,000
on the radio show. But yeah, like in his rider though whatever.

1130
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:36,720
Yeah, oh wow, that's a
great song. You called it. It

1131
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:41,079
was in the the Many Saints of
Newark. Yeah. I think it was

1132
01:19:41,119 --> 01:19:44,920
in the Sopranos too. Mick Taylor, Mick Taylor. He was a young

1133
01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:48,119
kid when he joined the band.
He is, he's still alive, but

1134
01:19:48,239 --> 01:19:51,399
he was in from sixty nine to
seventy four. Maybe he wasn't on this

1135
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:59,399
album now that Sticky Fingers was I
might be wrong. Seventy what'd you say?

1136
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:04,399
Seven seventy nine, seventy sixty nine
to seventy four, which it might

1137
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:08,039
have been. It might have been
there because Andy Warhol did the cover.

1138
01:20:08,359 --> 01:20:15,039
Yes, And what amazed me good
friends with Andy Warhol armand from the house

1139
01:20:15,079 --> 01:20:16,760
guitars. Oh is that? Yeah? I had no idea, but I

1140
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:23,039
did a whole interview with him and
they were tight, like friends you would

1141
01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:26,279
go hang out. Yeah. A
museum that I've always wanted to go to

1142
01:20:26,399 --> 01:20:31,359
in Pittsburgh and never been Andy Warhol
Museum really because he's from Pittsburgh. Yeah,

1143
01:20:31,399 --> 01:20:34,840
I didn't know that. And by
the way, we went, Rachel

1144
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:41,239
and I were in New York and
went to the Museum of Sex, which

1145
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,199
is absolutely fantastic. And so what
do you see? Okay, so the

1146
01:20:45,319 --> 01:20:49,680
Museum of Sex, do they show
you what early dildos? Yes? Yes,

1147
01:20:50,399 --> 01:20:54,319
there, I mean, it's it's
legit. Do you think it's all

1148
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:57,319
kitchy? Yeah? When you first
hear of it, and there is a

1149
01:20:57,399 --> 01:21:01,560
kitchy part to it, but it's
historical and photos and they go through the

1150
01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:06,439
history of brothels. Yeah, that's
interesting. And it's very museum like for

1151
01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:11,640
three quarters of it. And and
then they they do have a sex shot

1152
01:21:11,760 --> 01:21:15,600
and they get you into a red
room and they just whip this and then

1153
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,840
you go into the kitchen part and
there's games and where is this. It's

1154
01:21:19,039 --> 01:21:24,520
in midtown Manhattan, So where what
you said? Games? Games? Like

1155
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,840
what? Like? They have a
bounce house with giant boobs and they have

1156
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:33,600
a hysterical like a gloryhole thing where
you pull pull dicks and really, yeah,

1157
01:21:34,119 --> 01:21:43,600
but that's the last power, sir, the gloryholes. Yeah, other

1158
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,640
children to play. There's a bar, sir. Could you not put that

1159
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:54,079
in your mouth? I thought about
not bringing COVID. I thought about not

1160
01:21:54,199 --> 01:21:59,119
bringing this, having a COVID outbreak
at the end where the games are,

1161
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:03,840
yeah, and you get you get
tickets and bouchers for the gift shop.

1162
01:22:04,039 --> 01:22:10,199
There's a bar there. There's like
a le bars. We can get the

1163
01:22:10,279 --> 01:22:13,640
gloryhole off first, and you get
more tickets than anybody else, Like the

1164
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:17,800
tickets shoot out of the head of
the bigness. You are almost exactly correct.

1165
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:20,520
Does it do? Yeah, it's
a contest. Yeah, I would

1166
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:25,319
think if you're saying games and you
get tickets and then you cash it in

1167
01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:29,479
almost like a David Buster's a Chuck
E Cheese or whatese exactly, that they

1168
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,079
should do that at Chuck E Cheese. They should really add a gloryhole.

1169
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:36,199
There's like giant boobs for dads.
There's a number points you get for tickling

1170
01:22:36,239 --> 01:22:43,359
the balls. There's a makeout game, so you're you have to kiss for

1171
01:22:43,399 --> 01:22:46,520
a certain amount of time and then
you get tickets. You're like a camera

1172
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:49,239
to time you were talking. Oh, it's funny you say that. I'm

1173
01:22:49,279 --> 01:22:58,000
thinking that would be. There is
an exhibit where there's a porno playing and

1174
01:22:58,159 --> 01:23:01,039
then it takes and then you can
take a picture and it puts your face

1175
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:05,880
in the porn in the porn.
Oh, that's phenomenal, because that's one

1176
01:23:06,079 --> 01:23:09,800
what does it look weird like because
it's just your face. It doesn't really

1177
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:14,640
move, so now the whole body
moves and you're just sitting there smiling super

1178
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:23,039
imposed and it doesn't necessarily superimpose your
photo on the same gender person. Oh,

1179
01:23:23,119 --> 01:23:30,319
that's awesome. Not that I did
that, but I'm just saying I

1180
01:23:30,359 --> 01:23:38,520
saw other people your face. You
gotta it's a fantastic museum. Yeah,

1181
01:23:38,600 --> 01:23:44,920
how much sixty nine dollars it should
be? It was like forty five bucks.

1182
01:23:45,199 --> 01:23:48,279
Yeah, and it's a it's a
fantastic musum. So when you go

1183
01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:54,000
through it and you're saying, fantastic
museum, does it give you even like

1184
01:23:55,399 --> 01:24:00,600
now we talk about at least in
the States and maybe globally, I'm not

1185
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:08,720
exactly sure, but like testosterone levels
down, sperm countdown, penisized, all

1186
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,479
because of things in the environment and
stuff. Do they show you anything like

1187
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,560
over there there is a medical aspect. Yeah, that's what I mean.

1188
01:24:15,600 --> 01:24:20,119
And I know that that it sounds
funny and it's jokey and it's every man's

1189
01:24:20,279 --> 01:24:25,119
fear of, you know, being
underwhelming and right, that sort of thing.

1190
01:24:25,159 --> 01:24:29,439
But I would think that there'd be
an interesting Yeah, there's there's some

1191
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:34,880
of the medical stuff in there,
whether it's like caveman carvings or the sleeves

1192
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:41,720
that people used to wear as early
condoms. Yeah, what were they did

1193
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,319
they use? Like corn husk?
I'm trying to think of something that like

1194
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:48,359
sheepskin. Sheepskin for sure. Will
they use I would assume almost like sausage

1195
01:24:48,439 --> 01:24:54,039
casing. That sounds disgusting, but
I didn't read the interpretive it's as much

1196
01:24:54,119 --> 01:24:58,279
as I should have. But they
look like they were solid material. Yeah,

1197
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:04,239
so since it wasn't latext or anything
like that, obviously for the early

1198
01:25:04,359 --> 01:25:11,880
stuff. But there were definitely receptacles
for the mention of talk about the rhythm

1199
01:25:12,039 --> 01:25:15,359
method at all in there. No, Okay, I know that that's more

1200
01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:18,199
like a I think a Catholic.
There was the Sting section in the corner

1201
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:26,239
talking about the Sting. Sting is
his own wing. But I mean it

1202
01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:30,399
was The historical section was just as
you would imagine a museum in New York.

1203
01:25:30,479 --> 01:25:34,680
It was dark and there were kind
of spotlights on stuff. Everybody was

1204
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:41,399
quiet and looking through there and pondering, and it was it was get some

1205
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:43,600
of the stuff. We can go
baxt to the guy downtown. He's got

1206
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:45,319
the cars. We put the sex
stuff for the next day. I think

1207
01:25:45,359 --> 01:25:49,000
he's out of there, the car
guy. But there was space. Yeah,

1208
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:55,680
this is it is interestingly big crowd. Yeah, there were people in

1209
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:00,359
there. I mean it's it's a
legit museum. It's just not like,

1210
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:02,960
oh, let's go have fun,
and does anybody can you get a tour?

1211
01:26:03,720 --> 01:26:10,159
You know how like a lot of
times museums even maybe there were definitely

1212
01:26:10,279 --> 01:26:13,119
staff there that pointed you in the
right direction. Oh and I forgot.

1213
01:26:13,239 --> 01:26:19,319
There is a an immersive three sixty
portion of it where you sit in chairs

1214
01:26:19,920 --> 01:26:28,039
that rock back and forth and you
get sprayed with stuff. No, I

1215
01:26:28,079 --> 01:26:30,720
don't want to be sprayed with that. And you're you're kind of funneling through

1216
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:35,600
what are you sprayed with parts of
the body. I'm assuming it's water,

1217
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:40,159
But what is your mind think it
is? Well, you're you're going through

1218
01:26:40,399 --> 01:26:45,279
virtually different parts of the body.
Yeah, and you're like, oh coaster,

1219
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:46,640
so any part. So when you
get to the vagina all wet,

1220
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:51,720
if you're doing it right, if
you're yes, yeah, yeah, wow,

1221
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:56,800
that's interesting it is and then your
seats are rocking back and forth and

1222
01:26:57,359 --> 01:27:01,680
shaking like a I wonder, you're
do you know who created who created the

1223
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:08,399
museum? I'm assuming almost like could
it have been an obgyn or somebody clearly

1224
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:15,640
that clearly there was consultation with people
that know right about the history of sex,

1225
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:24,119
So honestly, more serious no,
sex therapy is something that and I

1226
01:27:24,159 --> 01:27:27,840
don't know when it became popular,
but don't forget Doctor Ruth Wesheimer was on

1227
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,399
the radio when I was a kid. Sure Sunday nights. I would be

1228
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:34,520
up in my loft at like,
I don't know, it's nine ten years

1229
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:36,920
old. And I used to love
to hear it and guys calling up,

1230
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,199
going I can't get a direction,
Oh my god, what is it?

1231
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:43,960
Or you know, all these different
things, and she would give these answers.

1232
01:27:44,239 --> 01:27:47,079
Do they talk about the history of
sex therapy as to when it began

1233
01:27:47,319 --> 01:27:51,159
or who was there? Was there
a Sigmund Freud of sex therapy or was

1234
01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:57,319
it Sigmund? It could have been. Some of the static exhibits went into

1235
01:27:57,439 --> 01:28:01,680
that in terms of devices, and
you read though medicine, and I said,

1236
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:05,880
I didn't read that much. That's
interesting. How long were you in

1237
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:10,319
there there? It was probably two
hours. Do you feel at any point

1238
01:28:10,479 --> 01:28:14,000
is there like because we carry a
lot of shame with sex in this country,

1239
01:28:14,159 --> 01:28:17,640
we do. There's there's stuff only
And I was really brought to my

1240
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:23,079
attention over the body when I lived
next to people who were from Europe,

1241
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:26,399
and you know, the daughter saying, mom, remember we're at a beach

1242
01:28:26,479 --> 01:28:30,439
in America because the tops would come
off and something as simple as that,

1243
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:34,399
and it's just breast and right.
But boy, I mean think about the

1244
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:38,560
top three seven and on the right
to go topless in New York State and

1245
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,760
that whole thing that we did,
and you got the picture when we worked

1246
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:45,880
in radio, and I just I
wonder if there's even some shame for people

1247
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:48,600
to not want to go or be
seen going in there. Is it like

1248
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:51,279
the you know what I mean,
like going to the porn shop so to

1249
01:28:51,319 --> 01:28:57,199
speak? Well, and the gift
shop was essentially a porn chop. I

1250
01:28:57,279 --> 01:29:00,720
mean they had they had all the
toys and everything. But I didn't think

1251
01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:04,079
of that because the people next to
me, I mean, there were It's

1252
01:29:04,119 --> 01:29:08,880
a giant city, right, you
think of a multicultural city like New York,

1253
01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:11,760
and you're like, who are these
people and what do they do?

1254
01:29:12,039 --> 01:29:15,920
And are they doctors? Lawyers?
Next to me? Yes, but it

1255
01:29:16,079 --> 01:29:19,560
was packed. Well. I mean, I think being curious as a human

1256
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:24,640
being and that sounds really interesting to
me. But even from the all the

1257
01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:31,079
jokey side of stuff, aside masturbation
devices throughout time early time, these things

1258
01:29:31,119 --> 01:29:34,439
that did it just there is a
little bit of interest to that. Yeah,

1259
01:29:34,840 --> 01:29:39,920
it was fantastic, and I mean
I recommend it to anybody. Did

1260
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:43,039
you feel fulfilled when you left?
I did? I did your girlfriend feel

1261
01:29:43,039 --> 01:29:47,560
fulfilledfish? We were all joking aside. We were like, this was,

1262
01:29:48,079 --> 01:29:53,159
this was great. We're so glad
we went. And it wasn't just uh

1263
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:56,920
like, there's a lot of CD
ship in everything. Yes, there is,

1264
01:29:57,279 --> 01:30:00,640
and this wasn't one of them.
Was when I was When I was

1265
01:30:00,720 --> 01:30:04,840
a kid, Times Square was the
CD shit and I remember going down there

1266
01:30:05,479 --> 01:30:12,560
and you could buy playing cards and
right in the window it was people having

1267
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:15,439
sex on the like playing cards whatever. And I remember going to I think

1268
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,520
that was the coolest thing in the
world, trying to buy him and I

1269
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,920
couldn't get them, but I wanted. I just saw myself sliding them through

1270
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:27,520
the slats and everybody's locker up.
You know, this card would fall out,

1271
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:30,159
but they there was all kinds of
shit in Times Square when I was

1272
01:30:30,199 --> 01:30:33,760
Oh yeah, yeah, no,
this was I mean, there were this.

1273
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:38,439
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
that we live in a world now

1274
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:42,680
where marijuana is finally legal and you
walk into Kevin has a Joke where you

1275
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:45,000
walk into a Walmart parking lot and
you could get a contact high. I

1276
01:30:45,279 --> 01:30:51,319
remember being in junior high because we
went down to see the play Cats,

1277
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:56,199
and this is I got in a
lot of trouble because I bought a whoopee

1278
01:30:56,199 --> 01:30:59,920
cushion in Times Square before we went
to the play. We get over to

1279
01:31:00,239 --> 01:31:01,920
we were up in a balcony.
I waited till the lights went down and

1280
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,560
it got really quiet, and I
blew that motherfucker up and pigs. I

1281
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:08,880
couldn't. I sat on it,
and I remember the guy who was the

1282
01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:11,840
head of this club, it was
called the Yorker Club. He came running

1283
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:16,640
and I'm like, I mean made
an It just echoed throughout the theater in

1284
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:23,920
my becushion, like he didn't know
who did. But you know, Times

1285
01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:28,720
Square, I remember watching there was
like I saw these two guys passing a

1286
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,279
joint back and forth as they're walking
and you could smell it and everything,

1287
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:34,720
and cop they walked right by it. But the cops did nothing. Nothing,

1288
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:39,359
and they went, oh, okay, that makes sense, there's another

1289
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,439
There's enough other shit here. But
you know, I was like in seventh

1290
01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:44,960
or eighth grade and I kind of
went, oh, there's enough other shit

1291
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,600
going on that we don't need to
stop this. This isn't that bad.

1292
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:50,439
They weren't harming anybody, They weren't
causing any problem. They were just passing

1293
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:54,560
the joint back and forth. But
you know, I grew up in a

1294
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:59,239
world where they came in in fourth
grade and burned marijuana to go. If

1295
01:31:59,279 --> 01:32:02,920
you smell can you imagine that if
you smell this, come find an adults

1296
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:08,439
and pass it. No, I
mean he did, so you weren't.

1297
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:11,560
Just this was the most evil thing
he could do. And when I saw

1298
01:32:11,600 --> 01:32:14,600
a law enforcement I went, well, now, hang on a second,

1299
01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:17,920
this isn't that bad. Wow,
that's that's pretty cool. I remember the

1300
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:21,640
porno trading cards because when I lived
with a bunch of dudes in Northern Virginia

1301
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:27,439
after I graduated from college, we
used to pray, play pranks on whoever

1302
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:30,039
it was going on a date.
And I knew my buddy was going on

1303
01:32:30,159 --> 01:32:34,159
a first date, so I put
porno trading cards in the visor in the

1304
01:32:34,239 --> 01:32:40,359
passenger seat because I knew sh she
paid down his date would all look in

1305
01:32:40,399 --> 01:32:42,880
the mirror. Now these were playing
cards. Yeah, they were like you

1306
01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:45,960
know, trading cards like baseball or
football. Oh, see I didn't have

1307
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,159
trading. These were actual like jack
of clubs. But on the other side

1308
01:32:48,199 --> 01:32:51,000
it was some guy getting a blowjup. Yeah, and it was similar.

1309
01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:55,720
But I knew that she'd pull it
down before they went out to dinner to

1310
01:32:55,840 --> 01:33:00,279
look in the mirror, and they
came fluttering down and I got yeah,

1311
01:33:00,399 --> 01:33:02,199
we ruined his date. It was
awesome. I knew it would happen.

1312
01:33:02,319 --> 01:33:05,840
And that's the South. That's pretty
much the South, right, it was

1313
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:09,960
in northern Virginia. Well, yeah, I'll call it. I mean,

1314
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:14,680
I'm gonna say, you know,
it was below the Mason dis Yes,

1315
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:18,159
but it is. But I still
I go, there's a tolerance for that

1316
01:33:18,279 --> 01:33:21,880
that's lower in those parts in the
world. See mind, if I took

1317
01:33:21,960 --> 01:33:27,359
this bandage off, would gross anybody
out. It's just it's the stitches and

1318
01:33:27,359 --> 01:33:29,840
stuff. But the band aid's more
gross than anything else. Is it like

1319
01:33:29,920 --> 01:33:31,760
leaking in? Stuff? Is leaking? Oh, it's got some spots if

1320
01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:34,600
you pass it around it. Oh
dude, you're better off without the bandage.

1321
01:33:35,039 --> 01:33:39,359
Oh my god. No, it's
not that bad right now, not

1322
01:33:39,439 --> 01:33:42,239
at all. It's right on the
line. Yeah, it's right on the

1323
01:33:42,359 --> 01:33:45,520
line. Yeah, you did a
nice job. It looks like you did

1324
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:48,560
a shitty job shaving. I yes, it does, right, Yeah,

1325
01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:53,439
but I think I'm supposed to keep
it cover. But I'm going if I

1326
01:33:53,560 --> 01:33:55,840
just put aqua For on this thing, you'll be fine. It's like a

1327
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:58,720
shield. And I don't have to
wear the stupid band aid. I have

1328
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:01,560
to wear akera for on my no
for my for my seatpap every night.

1329
01:34:01,640 --> 01:34:05,279
I'm not joking what they told me. You should wear aqua for on the

1330
01:34:05,359 --> 01:34:09,000
inside of your nose before you put
the seat pap on. You want to

1331
01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:14,199
know why because when it loops it
up? Yeah? Because yeah, because

1332
01:34:14,239 --> 01:34:17,239
when you're when you're like not using
it, the inside of your nose drives

1333
01:34:17,279 --> 01:34:19,680
out and it hurts, it scars
up. So you have to, like,

1334
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:24,039
you know, keep it looped up
for that stupid thing that doesn't help

1335
01:34:24,079 --> 01:34:30,920
my sleep about I'm not gonna.
Yeah, I saw the commercials for it.

1336
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:35,479
I don't let the government put anything
in me. You don't have to

1337
01:34:35,560 --> 01:34:39,680
wear the apparatus, yeah, I
know. No, they can track you.

1338
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:45,199
They can track you on the seatpap
when you're using it too. I'm

1339
01:34:45,239 --> 01:34:47,600
not joking. They can track you
on you know, when you're using it.

1340
01:34:47,680 --> 01:34:50,000
They know how to know when you're
sleeping. He knows when you're away.

1341
01:34:50,199 --> 01:34:57,840
They better start behaving. They can
adjust how you're how much pressure you

1342
01:34:57,960 --> 01:35:01,199
have, they can, yeah,
they Yeah, you have to be compliant.

1343
01:35:01,439 --> 01:35:04,840
What happened was after like two weeks
people just stopped using these things.

1344
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:09,560
All these machines cost like well they
say they cost one thousand dollars, so

1345
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:13,119
the insurance company stopped paying for it. So what happens is you have to

1346
01:35:13,199 --> 01:35:15,359
be in compliance so many days a
month and using this thing for so many

1347
01:35:15,479 --> 01:35:18,199
hours or else the insurance for the
insurance, you have to do it for

1348
01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:23,199
a year. Right, don't they
bring don't they You have to bring it

1349
01:35:23,279 --> 01:35:25,840
into them and they check it every
month or something. No, it's all

1350
01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:29,119
online now, it's all through Wi
Fi. That's how they track you.

1351
01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:34,119
All. Right. Here we go
hired and fired on the same day.

1352
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,680
Yeah, I know, I know
a guy. You did know a guy.

1353
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:43,079
Of course I actually got him the
job. He got fired because radio

1354
01:35:43,479 --> 01:35:47,800
No, no, this was in
my current role. Yeah. Well,

1355
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:53,159
here's the thing. We don't do
background checks. We can't do that.

1356
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:57,159
We could do reference we could do
reference checks. We can't do background checks.

1357
01:35:57,840 --> 01:36:00,800
And so when he went to this. We had everything lined up,

1358
01:36:01,359 --> 01:36:04,520
and then he tells them, oh, by the way, I've been convicted

1359
01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:08,880
of and he never told they never
told us what he was convicted for.

1360
01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:12,359
But the company said, yeah,
sorry, we can't, we can't move

1361
01:36:12,399 --> 01:36:15,880
any further because I just want to
be upfront with you. And they're like,

1362
01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,000
yeah, it doesn't matter how long
ago it happened, we can't hire

1363
01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:23,000
you. And so I lost out
and my boss lost out out a ton

1364
01:36:23,079 --> 01:36:26,680
of money because this guy just wasn't
straightforward with us. He thought he could

1365
01:36:26,720 --> 01:36:30,800
just get the job and then then
tell everybody what was going on. Uh,

1366
01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:33,039
Vince, you're familiar with Vero Beach. Sure, okay, I went

1367
01:36:33,079 --> 01:36:35,880
to college. Sound all right?
It used to be the Dodgers spring training.

1368
01:36:36,039 --> 01:36:41,560
Now this might be this might be
a little bit better than Danny's,

1369
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:47,079
only because this guy had a job
that they should have known. The guy's

1370
01:36:47,159 --> 01:36:51,279
name is Kai Stewart. He was
arrested and fired on his first day on

1371
01:36:51,319 --> 01:37:00,000
the job. He Uh, he's
being held in the county jail, and

1372
01:37:00,399 --> 01:37:04,039
according to he had repeatedly asked a
female student in a local high school to

1373
01:37:04,039 --> 01:37:09,680
send him nude photographs. She came
forward, prompting detectives to get a search

1374
01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:14,840
warrant for his phone. A search
warrant the phone revealed sexually explicit pictures and

1375
01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:20,960
videos of underage girls. He had
been hired by the Sheriff's department that day.

1376
01:37:21,479 --> 01:37:26,039
And then a girl comes forward and
asks, I think he might have

1377
01:37:26,079 --> 01:37:29,159
been working at the school, like
they put him on duty at the school.

1378
01:37:29,680 --> 01:37:33,399
Hired and fired same day. That's
a you should have known. Yeah,

1379
01:37:33,479 --> 01:37:39,920
should have seen that coming right,
yeah beforehand Indian River County. Yeah,

1380
01:37:39,920 --> 01:37:45,079
if you had asked me what stated
occurred in it has just a Florida

1381
01:37:45,159 --> 01:37:46,760
vibe to it. Does not to
be hired and fired in the same day.

1382
01:37:47,119 --> 01:37:51,600
That is interesting. In the sex
Museum, do they give you a

1383
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:56,079
whole bunch of outfits and things too. Do they show you sort of like

1384
01:37:56,560 --> 01:38:00,560
what was sexy in nineteen hundred or
what like, you know, you show

1385
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:05,800
some calf Yeah, that's what I
mean. They show you there are outfits.

1386
01:38:05,920 --> 01:38:12,399
There are there's an advertising section of
you know, racey ads that ran

1387
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:17,800
for either booze or whatever. There's
a there's a video section of some of

1388
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:25,479
the more sexy ads that ran during
the eighties with with some of the supermodels

1389
01:38:26,239 --> 01:38:30,239
and so it takes you through.
I mean there's like little kind of you

1390
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:34,199
feel like porn and like Ron Jeremy
and things like that. There's a little

1391
01:38:34,239 --> 01:38:41,439
of that. Yeah, and the
medical stuff it's stag films they had,

1392
01:38:41,600 --> 01:38:45,199
Yeah, I forget. There's I
remember there's almost a circular area where you

1393
01:38:45,319 --> 01:38:50,119
can go into different cubbies for from
the fifties all the way up to the

1394
01:38:50,399 --> 01:38:56,920
two thousands, and it shows you
the all the different commercials that were considered

1395
01:38:57,159 --> 01:39:00,199
racy at those times, and you
stand and watch them. I mean,

1396
01:39:00,239 --> 01:39:03,600
it's it's legit. It goes from
advertising to medical to the CATCHI to everything.

1397
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:08,119
I remember, like my aunt's next
story is to watch soap operas all

1398
01:39:08,279 --> 01:39:10,960
on CBS after the news. It
was just a block of soap operas,

1399
01:39:11,039 --> 01:39:14,159
right. And I remember when we
were over at their house one day in

1400
01:39:14,199 --> 01:39:17,159
the summer, this one woman actress
from a soap opera goes, is there

1401
01:39:17,159 --> 01:39:21,359
in the height of eight say no
to sex? And did you say yes?

1402
01:39:23,079 --> 01:39:27,079
Carry a latex condom? And my
cousin I start laughing. We have

1403
01:39:27,119 --> 01:39:29,880
no idea what really laughing about.
Yeah, but they said sex. Yeah,

1404
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:31,880
It's like they said, exactly,
say once, say no to sex.

1405
01:39:32,039 --> 01:39:34,439
Yeah, as if it's a drug, like it's cocher Mila. But

1406
01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:39,000
if you say yes, use a
condom, say no to Dick. There

1407
01:39:39,119 --> 01:39:43,239
was there was a whole I think
maybe it was the eighties, there was

1408
01:39:43,279 --> 01:39:47,880
a whole Brookshields commercials. Yes,
yes, and she was like fourteen or

1409
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:54,840
something in those commercials. Yeah,
exactly what they had, George Ashkah,

1410
01:39:55,119 --> 01:39:58,239
they really, yeah, they did. And incidentally, my other trip to

1411
01:39:58,319 --> 01:40:01,600
New York in December, when I
went with Ruby, we ran into Brookshields

1412
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:05,439
in the West Village walking her dog. She was ironic because then we saw

1413
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:09,439
her in them. Did you say
are those Jeorda Ash? I didn't,

1414
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:14,520
but I said I did say nice
dog. And then I looked up and

1415
01:40:14,680 --> 01:40:17,920
it was Brookshields and I was like, hey, how are you? And

1416
01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:21,439
then she walked right into her beautiful
townhouse and she'd say anything to you.

1417
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:25,760
Yeah, she said oh, thank
you and walked right into her townhouse and

1418
01:40:25,920 --> 01:40:28,880
she I was like, Ruby,
do you know who? And I didn't

1419
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:31,319
even remember her name at it.
I was like who is that? I

1420
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:33,840
know who that is? And I
was like, is it the chick who

1421
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:41,079
dated Andrea Agacy? It was Brookshields. Yeah, they were there's a Hulu

1422
01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:45,159
something on brook. Yeah, it
might have been a document rearis or a

1423
01:40:45,199 --> 01:40:48,439
document right, And they talked to
the guy who did the Jordash commercial.

1424
01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:51,560
Might have been Jordan Ashroms. I
don't know if that. What's the name

1425
01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:55,960
of the designer or not, I
don't I don't remember, but he defends

1426
01:40:57,159 --> 01:41:00,600
like using her at fourteen. And
you got see these ads get like when

1427
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:05,800
we see things now, it's like, and that's where I question. Sometimes

1428
01:41:05,880 --> 01:41:10,960
we went, well, that shouldn't
happened, but no one got hurt.

1429
01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:13,520
But it's still you're sexualizing a fourteen
year old girl. I mean, as

1430
01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:16,960
you are doing that, it's an
uncomfortable Those ads are ununcomfortable when you know

1431
01:41:17,119 --> 01:41:20,279
now, because I don't think anybody
knew she was fourteen at the time.

1432
01:41:20,319 --> 01:41:24,359
It's hard to tell. But when
you find out that she's a fourteen year

1433
01:41:24,359 --> 01:41:26,560
old girl, you go, what
the fuck? What's going on here?

1434
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:30,439
But even the fact that her mother
was such a stage mom and wanted to

1435
01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:32,399
fame someone, do you allow that
to happen? You know? And I

1436
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:38,600
think her her parents were divorced and
dad was not in and out of the

1437
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:41,039
picture. I had a steady job, but I don't think it was around

1438
01:41:41,199 --> 01:41:44,520
her tremendously. She lived primarily with
the mother. And that's why the museum

1439
01:41:44,680 --> 01:41:47,159
is brilliant, because you come out
of it and you're like, Wow,

1440
01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:53,199
did you want to have sex after
you left her? Possibly? I would

1441
01:41:53,279 --> 01:41:56,079
say that, you know, any
day, any day ends, and why

1442
01:41:56,199 --> 01:41:59,520
buddy, that's any day that ends? And why for Vince is gonna be

1443
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:03,640
getting marriedorried? But not during the
eclipse. To be deterrible, to be

1444
01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:08,159
determined. Well, I kind of
like this, open mind, open mind

1445
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:14,239
for Kevin, for Danny, I'm
no moran. We'll see you Monday.

1446
01:42:14,319 --> 01:42:18,279
Oh my god, yes, oh
damn you see to get the stitches outjoy,

1447
01:42:18,399 --> 01:42:24,159
don't root. A letter to you, A band about year, a state,