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Moran podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pod on.
Thank you for telling a friend and your relatives and your mom. Tune
in and check out Vilified wherever you get your podcasts. I did tell my
search and hello, Billified. We're on YouTube that far? What's that?
What's that? But the balloon didn't make it that far? Dead mom jokes
are very uncomfortable. I got the power like a couple weeks ago. It's
funny with power lines. I saw somebody, our friend Vince Press is here.
Vince lives over in Pittsford, shown place. Somebody took a picture shown
place, and then they edited out the power lines and they go, what
an incredible view? When you know you saw that too? I saw it?
Yeah, who did that? I saw it? Kicked around a little
bit and I don't know who did it. Yeah. I walked down there
for the first time the other night to the Lock thirty two brewery. And
the last time I was there was when that woman drove her car into the
canal? What and it was? It was like a year ago. We
talked about it, did we, because there's been a few in the canal.
I remember somebody going down East Street and across ninety six and then she
drove down the pathway and drove right in. And I walked up there with
my fiance right after it happened. Was she still in the car. No,
she had been fitting in the car. But we walked up her beer
and said, oh, there's there's a car in the Yeah, she drove
right down the How motherfucker's fishing that thing? By the way, they drained
it. I think they found another car, didn't they find a car in
the Fairport Pittsford area. Yeah, they drained it and there was a Cherokee
in the bottom of the canal. And I go, how in this day
and age when we've got cameras everywhere, Vince, we got cabri we got
trail cams, and we got this. We got doorbell and we got somebody
drove into the canal. No one knew. No one new, Well,
there are carp there. The fish in the canal. Actually, the fishing
is pretty good out by Brockport. Yes, I hear that. In this
area. It's it's just carp and that's it. You gotta go either east.
Would you eat the carp out of the canal? No, I wouldn't
either. Well, I don't know. I would out of the finger Lakes.
So I would take Lake Ontario by I hear what you're saying, but
I take it with the pretty good. Now, yeah, the is done
like they grind up the fish and really the any chemicals that are left from
kodak or in the fat. So if you fillay the an I fish,
so I have some knowledge, it's not in the meat. It's in all
the carcinogens are in the fat and boones in the fat. Yeah. Yeah,
that's the same thing with us too. If you're in a cannibal.
One time, we're talking about power lines. It's coming back from a game
lacrosse came out and like pal Mac or something, and there's a guy sitting
on the side of a helicopter. It's dangling over the power lines working.
I'm like, yeah, I've seen that. That's one or two times.
I've seen that too. I go, there are some jobs where you can't.
I'm good, Well, I'm going you got fucking NBA guys right making?
What do we what do we say? Josh Allen makes? It took
how many games for Josh Allen to play to make rock Purty salary? I
think it was like, yeah, like a quarter or something like that.
It was like a half or something like that, because he makes like the
league minan, which is eight hundred thousand a year. But I'm just saying
that guy up in the helicoter, Yeah, if he was making seventy five,
I would be surprised. Yeah, don't you think it's like those crazy
The ones that make the big money are those ones that do the underwater welding.
Yeah, underwater welding. They make crazy money per hour. There was
an accident out in Kevin's Neck of the Woods run the corner. For me,
I figured it was kind of close. It looked like it was sort
of that North Greece area run off North Greece and Pack. Yep, it
was a bus and I thought maybe it was a. I'm gonna say special
species busy because they said in the news and it hadn't come out at that
point. Uh, three adults, two students, and they went all right,
either one of those students is eighteen and we're calling him an adult,
or and I'm looking at the bus, it looked a little shorter. They
were high school aged kids, is what I was told. I'm thinking,
well, had to because it was like two forty something in the afternoon.
Now I still to this day remember to eighteen. I love to eighteen.
The reason I love to eighteen. School got the school got out, school
got out, and silver cricket to eighteen. And then after I get I
left it was two sixteen. Oh we got out of two eighteen, so
to eighteen. And then but I saw the front end of the other car,
and all I could think was that it looked like maybe the bus came
around a corner and this guy just plowed. So I wondered if the bus
was trying to make evasive action and just tipped over on its side. From
what I'm being told from my sources in the area, your sources in the
area, I like this. Okay. Jane Flash Live from Greece with an
update. Kevin, go ahead. The guy blew the stop sign. The
older gentleman blew the stop sign coming down pack on the north grease and then
turned to his wife and goes, that's how you do it. Clipped the
bag, gonna blow something blow it clipped the back out of the bus and
dumped it. But he must have been flying. He hit the back of
the bus and it flipped. A short god more type. I figure those
are having going to turn over than Yeah, they have a lower center of
gravity, more compact. It looked like less of the bus than our typical
short bus. But either when they put it there on the side, you
could see it was a shorter one. But when you hit, do you
realize how the impact do you have to hit with? Yeah? I believe
he was the one. They had to chaws the life out of it too.
Yeah, his car was Yeah, the whole front tire was ok.
From when I heard everybody's fine, there was unconfirmed that one kid was in
a wheelchair in the boss. Is Kevin from State Farm there or Jake from
State Farm there? In the red shirt? You're covered? Guys know the
get was there quicker? Okay, that's a. Uh, it's scary when
you hear that stuff, like with the a school like, uh, school
evacuated, all right, when a school gets evacuated, you get nervous.
Yeah, Evince, did your kids went to Bright? Never have a school
evacuated for anything? A couple of times I do get a couple of times
I get alerts for their collar, shelter in place a lot, which I
think is any school for emergent medical emergency that those are behavior those are weekly.
Yeah, but really one or two times somebody pulls the fire alarm or
something because we we get lockdowns at Aquinas. There's a lot of illegal activity
going on around Aquinas. Around Aquinas. There was somebody stabbed right across the
street a little earlier last week. Yeah, they put the school in lockdown.
I just might want the fun of you zip code. Yeah, I
don't know. I'm just saying that's all right. This is tough, not
like those pussies from McQuaid. Yeah, well, you know there in the
East Side, happens to be in a nice area and you know, and
I mean McQuaid was a nice Irish Irish guy, Irish Catholic guy. All
Right, this is pretty scary. As school went into lockdown. Peperal students
in Oldham County had to be treated today after a strange odor led to a
school evacuation. What strange I put my deodorant on today? I already got
text Hey you were you the owner? You are not far off? Sir
ar Challis has what we know so far in this way News alert board John
Myreta. All started around eleven o'clock this morning after students reported a strong gas
odor within the building at Oldham County High School. It led to an evacuation
of the building and Oldham County Police and Fire were then called. They came
evacuated the building and then started looking for where the odor was coming from.
Where was the odor coming from? Bran was playing bombs away and I'll tell
you what. We had kids at school who like who bought stink bombs and
would throw them in the backs and they were pungent. Yes, they were
disgusting. Now when I did the far powder to my dad and he was
so mad at me, but then told all the relatives and my uncle Bill,
who was was eight years older than my grandfather, was his brother.
He came up to me and he goes, he's laughing, and he grabs
me by the shoulder, goes, when I was your age, you know
what I did. I put a stink bomb in my ink well of school
because they had the ink wells. He goes. That way, they wouldn't
think it was me. Why would I put a stink bomb in my own
ink well, he goes, And some other kid got picture of for it.
Well, they traced it to two separate trash can and soon found out
it was heart spray. Yeah, it was heart spray. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, it was heart spray. Yeah. You believe this shit?
Can't make it up. Ladies and Jogen, Now is this a young man
or a young woman that has provided the fart spray? I want to believe
it's a young man, which tells me it's probably a young woman. A
spray commonly used in pranks, Please say a seventeen year old girl pulling the
liquid from the spray in the trash cans, causing the smell, and then
the evacuation. Seven students were treated by ems after reporting discomfort from the smell,
but all students and staff eventually returned to class, and the incident is
still into investigation. We got to get some of the stuff to feel,
punch it in. It's something awful. You don't need to get it.
You don't need to get it right, and Dan lit the students head to
be treated. Listen to you do not You do not need to get fart
spray. I have lived through fart spray. Why did I live through fart
spray? Because my mother put it in my Christmas stocking when I was a
kid. Yeah, I feel like I might be getting some for Jamis when
he comes up. No, you will not. My mother put it in
my stocking Christmas one year and it was hello, Hello Marge. Yes,
welcome to Billified the podcast. Thank you. So a school in Kentucky had
to be evacuated because a seventeen year old girl poured fart powder the spray,
but the liquid into two trash cans and it was so pungent and bad that
they needed to clear out the school and seven kids needed to be treated.
Now do you remember? Do you remember that? Just because if I say
it sometimes I think people think I make it up. You got fart spray
and you put it in my stocking? Yes they did. There was a
little Christmas stocking stucker, yes, which your father could not sleep. How
old? But how old was I? Probably somewhere between twelve and fifteen?
Well, Kevin, I think Kevin might have been around six, So Kevin
six? Then I was fourteen? Yeah, all right, So I was
about Jamie. Maybe not, maybe he was younger. You know, I
don't really remember. I think he was six, because so I went and
I and we sprayed it right in the hallway, right, yeah, in
the hallway, just a little squirt, yes, And what happened next Kevin
walked out into the hallway right the first one. Yeah, Kevin threw up
immediately. And then I walked into the hallway and I threw up. It
was awful. My father screaming, okay, but so many Oh He's like,
oh, goes, what mother does this thing? Like? Was he
more mad about the fart spray or the fart powder that bill putting this coffee?
Oh? Well yeah, you know what, can you tell that side
of the fart powder story? Because I've never gotten this side. No,
I've never really gotten this side, to be honest with you, I never
have. We were down in Georgia visiting my dad's cousin, and his cousin
had married a guy who was a West point grad and had gone to medical
school and he was a neurosurgeon. And they had a huge house. They
had a house that this was probably I'm thinking this was around nineteen eighty six,
and they had a house at that time that they were putting a twenty
thousand dollars extension on. It was a huge house and it was with a
big, beautiful and it overlooked a golf course. Because Edward and I my
cousin who I still stay in touch with, but it would be more my
second cousin, we were racing around on golf carts. It's February, but
down there in its fifties. Our parents are in the country club having dinner,
and we are being chased by security. By security, so we were
racally. We were cutting over hills or goingever, and they up, they
caught us in some way and they brought us to our parents' table. I
don't remember really what happened after that, but we got in big trouble for
yeah, yeah, I don't remember what happened. I don't think anything.
I think Edward was like all right, whatever, Martin. I don't think
they cared. But that so Edward had to go to school. My cousin
and his sister and the younger So it was just going to be me as
far as I knew, it was going to be me and my parents' home
in Georgia with my dad's cousin Maureen, who was who we had gone to
visit. So we had gone to the mall and she gave us money.
Maureen gave us each like ten bucks or twenty bucks or something like that.
That's a lot of money, Yeah, to buy whatever we wanted. Now,
I'm fifteen at the time, so I went to spend the dollars.
I was going to say, spend their gifts. Is the only place you
could have? Yeah, Well, we were in the mall because I went
to Spencer's. That's where I bought it. Back when the mall was a
mall and they had and so I bought. I bought the fart powder and
all it said in the back was putting a hot liquid. I'll never forget
these directions putting a hot liquid. Stand back and watch the show. And
I thought, this is fucking awesome. So the next day I waited and
I tried to figure out which one's my dad's coffee. I want to make
sure I get my dad's coffee on my mom's coffee, and as soon as
my dad turned his back, I dumped it in. This is like roofing
my old man. The whole packet or just the whole packet. I just
said to empty the packet in there. So I never tasted it, no,
because well why mom, why do you think that? Because I remember
Dad saying the coffee was so bad anyway, yeah, oh yeah, Well
Mooring made it great, didn't She threw instant coffee in the microwave or something
like that. It's just like lumpy. It was horrible, So he's drinking
it. What I didn't realize was my dad at the time was grants for
actually something that was based here was called the Center for Missing Children, Missing
and Exploited Children, not the National Center. And with this guy Gary Hewitt,
who has since passed. His purpose was to work with the families of
a kid who had been abducted. So people like Steven Stainer who was abducted
at eight and then came back to his family at fifteen. They remember the
eight year old boy. He's not that So how do you work with the
family and the kids that were left behind? While mom and Dad's whole focus
is on the missing child, and that was sort of thing. So my
dad would write brants for this stuff. Will Ed was going to testify in
South Carolina, which isn't far from Augusta, Georgia. It's just kind of
over the border and in a court case because he's a neurologist for a child
that had been beaten very badly with a belt on his back, and there
was some nerve damage in things. So he thought my dad would be interested,
and so they went off to do that. But I had put the
far powder in my dad's coffee, and he is in a courtroom on wooden
benches in the South, just up an ass and he can't control it and
he can't stop it. And Ed had a two seater, the Sport,
one of those Mercedes with the removable hardtop convertible, and he's driving in fifty
degree weather with the windows. So it doesn't just give you gas, it
gives you the stink too, I guess. Because and so the night before
now these were people of means, right the Ed was a neurologist. These
are people of means. So Maureen decided to make something that was from one
of their grandmothers my dad and her grand grandmother's dish, and it was called
Beggerman's dish. Well, Beggerman's dish is from the Depression, and it was
also you're talking Irish, probably people who were if they didn't live through it,
they certainly were aware because the previous generation had lived through the potato famine,
so they were aware of shortage, and they called What they would do
is they would take a ham and boil off the meat, dice it up
and put it with beans and onions, and it was called Beggerman's dish garbage
plate of its time. You got no, no, no, but you
do have that wrong. It was the left over hand well, no,
no, no, it was left over hand for for the old family.
It wasn't leftover fan for us. Or bought a brand new fucking hand to
make this. That's what she did. But it was it was you're right,
because it was trying to make, as you know, stretch your food
as far as it could. So you basically were boiling the hamdbone to get
all the meat off of it and then dicing it up, mixing it with
beans, and you're right, Danny, almost like a garbage plate. So
we ate that the night before, so I'll never forget. My dad comes
home and the house was huge, and it had like a backstairway to get
upstairs and a front main kind of grand. So I hear my dad talking
and I come running up to the top of the stairs and he and my
mom are whispering at the front door. And I say to my father,
how you feeling? And he looks at me. He looks at me and
goes, fine, why because obviously I didn't know. And I said,
because I put far powder in your coffee. And he goes, what,
And I said, I put far powder in your coffee, and he just
looks down and he goes get out of my sight. And I went.
But I was so pitched because I didn't get to see it work, Like
how funny would that managine if it were like my cousin Vinny right that courtroom
and all of a sudden, lawyer just keeps stooting away. Yes, you're
honor, I think they actually, my father said, Mom, tell me
if I'm right, if I'm remembering this correctly, he said. At one
point they asked everybody to exit the courtroom because they were going to have some
kind of conference with the lawyers at the benchers. I think they asked everybody
to get so they were all like shouldered to shoulder in this small room to
the side they got to sequester her out. He couldn't stop. God,
I better bear the shame, to bear the Paine. But what did he
say, like on the other side. I never heard the other because he
kept threatening then to loosen the seat of my pants and the tuxedo for the
promo. I was going to so I would bend over. But he never
did that. Uh. But what did he say to you about it?
I'm trying to remember because I think I was just laughing so hard too.
But he was quite annoyed. He was very very annoying. Yes, yeah,
I'm sure he was. So that stuff's still around, Huh. The
fart spray is still around. I don't know about the fart powder, but
the fart spray is. And then the school shut down, and I thought
I gotta call my mother because because Kevin said, just because I was calling
you in here, he said, we should see how punging that stuff.
I oh, I don't need to find it. I know, no,
do not get it. For James the verse bird, Oh God, James
would love to have it, but no. Jamison just called a little while
ago. He wanted me to use my card to buy him some twenty four
dollars earbuds or something. Well they still sell far powder huh four five in
this economy. Yeah, this economy, that's great, blowing out. He
wanted me to buy him some earbuds. Vince Gott. They you remember Vince
Press. He's in tonight. Oh I hey, barn, Yeah, we
have a history. We brought him last time. I was, yes,
we know we do have there. So he wanted me to buy him earbuds
that he could then flip. They're twenty six dollars, but he thinks he
could sell them for seventy's. He's trying to do this flip thing. You
know, you'll see videos and things for people to say, why buy on
Amazon? You buy from the Chinese version of Amazon and then sell on Amazon
for three times the amount of money, And that's what Jameson's probably seeing.
You get your initial investment back though, or I just said I'm not doing
it. He goes, well, mom's afraid the site I'm buying from it
is going to hack her cars. Well, I figured your bank is probably
a little more secure. Yeah, that's what I said, Mom, what's
going on? All right? Well, I I appreciate you allowing me to
uh go down memory lane of fart spring and far after I got your call
and I said to you, what is it about? I was in the
gym and I could not stop laughing. Well, it was so funny because
Kevin walked out into the like there was a it was the foyer kind of
right, and the living room was off that Kevin walks down to that als
in here and he throws up immediately, like all over the tile. And
then my mother goes out. She does she starts, I remember you gagging,
like, yeah, I think I got to the bathroom and they came.
He did something and Dad is just yelling and screaming and yelling. I
think, I mean, I think he made me clean up Kevin's puke.
Oh that I I think I think I had to, or maybe I did
just have a guilt. I don't know. I mean, it was in
your stocking, you know, but it wasn't you didn't do it? Well
I did. I sprayed it. Oh, It's like that episode of Family
Guy where they all like, was that that poison stuff that makes you throw
up. They go. Whoever I go the longest gets to have the leftover
pie and in the fridge and they out there vomiting in the living room.
You should take this out to the publicly apologize to your mom for that video.
Your brother sent us a couple weeks ago too. Oh yeah, Kevin
sent the video of where you you fell down the back off the steps,
and Bill was so held. No, I didn't put it up. I
did not put it up. I just showed them. But I said,
yeah, but we did a whole count. I think it was a ten
Mississippi. I stood there holding the door well more than was right next to
you when you went down, and can thank at it and take Morgan with
me? He held the door then gently set his beer down to come down
and help you. I told her walking up the hill. I'm very drunk
and very high. I said that. But that was before the hip operation.
She's doing well now she did? Did We heard her just say she
was at the gym the next time better? No, it's the whole hip
hip and yes and then back yeah in the back. Ye Can you racking
yourself or no? It doesn't work. For doesn't work, you can ray
yourself. You can. Oh no, but I'm very good at it.
But yeah, people do it, you know, especially like when they're in
bed at night and it helps them Nicoles. Yeah, that energy. I
just came back from a raki retreat, that's right. Yeah, and uh
yeah, I got to do got to do a little more raiki on yourself,
That's what I say. We're here in a couple of weeks for the
clips. She's going to come up for the eclipse, and then she'll be
back up for graduation at the beginning of May. To be sick of me,
I can't wait. Hey, I think I think I saw your friend
walk by today. Uh who's Mary Ellen? Yeah? I think so.
Well, you know, she called and I answered the phone any tellingbody calls,
but I was I left the gym. I was trying to get to
Kingston to go to Adams, so I didn't answer. And then Bonnie called
and they didn't answer. And Mary may have been going to tell me she
pasture the tailor, right, but you guys, yeah she did. But
usually i'll see somebody walk back. I never saw her leave, so either
she mysteriously evaporated. The Taylor has her held in the back somewhere. I
don't know, but maybe she was calling for help. But tonight, all
right, well, thank you, you're welcome, have a good podcast.
Rachel and I talked about getting married. I'm engaged. We talked about getting
married during the eclipse. She brought it up a few months ago and I
poop pooed it. Yeah, and now you wish you did. And then
I thought about it and said, oh, this would be an interesting idea.
We get a news crew there because the Dark Side of the movie we
got engaged in New Orleans and then that made news there. Yeah. And
then I brought it up again and she said, no, I'm not going
to do it, So I lost my chance. Yeah, you could have
because I flashed it. When is the wedding. There is no firm date
yet, no, No, but she she had it would have been because
she's which is like right in the path. So we can lobby for this.
I think it would be great. How do we lobby for it?
Is? What are you asking us to help you get your fiance to agree
to now married? Now I'm thinking about it. It would be fantastic because
you're in First of all, it would be a big party, so it
would cut down on the cost and everyone would just be there be a keg
in a field, right, I mean second marriage for both of us.
That's true. That's true. I get there with get. I could be
some of that there. No, I see what you're saying. And it's
a big party. Would be a Facebook invite anyone that wants to come.
You wouldn't have to worry about Yeah, do it? I invite this person?
Do I not? And it would be fantastic. But maybe this will
do the trick. I think you're right. I think this is what you
gotta do. And we could get the glasses that's say, Ncent Vincent Rachel
will they have. By the way, I'm just thinking about this, there's
supposed to be a big influx of people. I think the number has gone
down by half what they're saying, but like fifteen hundred extra people or so
are supposed to be in talent. I think originally was ever saying a thousand
municipalities are shutting down. Yeah, schools are closed and all this. I've
for one hundred and fift hundred and fifty thousand. Excuse me, I think
yes, one hundred and fifty thousand. My number one's way off. But
what I'm thinking is now I'm thinking of the numbers. I don't know why
if you did that, I don't know if I like it? No,
not sure? Not sure? Yeah, just you do it right before the
clips. Yeah, and then you roll right into the event or you go
with the ideas right as it goes to well you want people to watch the
event. I'm thinking you either have to be right before right after. Well,
it's only like, what are we get? Three minutes and twenty seconds?
Forty seconds something like that? How long did I do take? I
do three and a half minutes. Yeah, And and Billy was in the
running for it until my daughter Ruby said she wanted to be the officiant.
Oh is she the officiant? House great? I don't know yet. If
she can get the license, you have to do something right, get on
one. Yeah yeah, So I mean you're still in the run or still
in the running kind of all right, but what or get married officially and
have her just perform the ceremony and have somebody played Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of
the Heart. Oh there you go, it's good. Yeah, I mean
to that and that all right, we'll take a we'll take a moment fart
spray. That's wonderful. Should the age of consent be lowered? We'll get
to that next. But Cobblestone on Maine at one on nine West Main Street
in the village of Webster. I love reading reviews, and I went to
the Cobblestone on Maine facebook page. It's just facebook dot com slash Cobblestone on
Maine, and I saw this review. Left best calamario I've had in a
while, so tender and fresh. The staff is very friendly, and the
building is something to see. Converted historical barn and Webster. Great job by
the owner. I couldn't agree more. But but it's a renovated cobblestone church.
And I only say that not to be like sounds smugging in a church,
but because it's a farm style restaurant. When you're in there, you
can't tell that it used to be a church. But I'll tell you what
they got the spirits. They got craft cocktails to match bets your mood,
then match the season. That's the weather, all right. You say down
at that upscale bar and you order yourself something delicious. Maybe you get a
shareble like the poo toots. It's Housemaid tater tots, crispy bacon yanches,
cheese curds, Housemaid gravy poutine tots. It's a great shareable. You gotta
admit it's ingenious. What's going on food wise over at Cobblestone on Maine.
And then they have intimate dining. And the great thing is if you were
in the back, because it's two cobblestone buildings put together, it's almost soundproof,
like they could have music and some stuff happening in the main dining room,
but you're in the back, you just hear it very softly. Though.
It's really just an awesome, awesome place. If you have not been
there, put it on your list, you know, eat local. Cobblestone
on Maine at one on nine West Main Street in the village of Webster,
hol Connors and Pharmis had two six to two comp today comedy at the Carlson
tonight and tomorrow night for two shows each night seven and nine is the hilarious
April Macy. I'm a friend. She gets so mad at me because I
had the fucked up childhood and she's like, April, you can't blame your
parents anymore for your problems. Okay, you're an adult. You make your
own decisions. I'm like, can't bet you can say that because you grew
up with like homemade pudding and positive reinforcement. I grew up with a family
of alcoholics and front lawn fights. Yeah. Last Christmas we had a double
butter knife stabbing in the living room. My crackhead cousin didn't give a secret
Santa gift she had her eye on. Then she does fucking butter knife to
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from Bath Now then it's a good idea, an of all the years to
cone by. Yeah, me too, get a little bit funny the look
in your this would be great. I don't know if this is a good
wedding song about every now and then I fall apart. Every now and then
I think the best years ago, I've already gone by, and now I'm
stuck with you. Probably not the right song. It's a good bump,
It's a second wedding so the bad part was, oh, okay, all
right, all right, yeah go positively. I'm so I'm very bothered right
now because I said the wrong numbers and then threw off my train of thought.
So like I knew, I knew three hundred thousand, and now they're
talking one hundred and fifty thousand extra people in town. So I was trying
to think of something that was making a core. I was going somewhere on
your wedding, and it totally brain farted on me. And I can't figure
out why, and it's bothering the ship out of me. There's a lot
a lot of people are coming to town. Well, a lot of people
come into town. I just you know, will your people be able to
get there if you did that? Well maybe that's part of the equation.
Yeah, right, you say everyone can kick you know, everyone is plans
and then then oh you couldn't make it. Why now are you going to
do a honeymoon? Well, Rachel travels a ton, so I guess the
answer to that is no. No. I mean actually it's yes. We
just had she's in love with Costa Rica, so it might be Costa Rica.
But that sounds really cool. I've always wanted to go there. Yeah,
that's really cool. I want to I want to do the zip line
over the trees. Get you do a zip line above the tree line,
and it seems so cool to me. Yeah, it's supposed to be great.
And Jordan Poyer's there right now. I just saw Yeah, I saw
that too. Oh, that's awesome. He's probably just gonna stay there.
He was playing golf, right and you look relaxed. Yeah, well he
knew it's coming. They all know what's coming. And he's got a ton
of money. He was ready to leave Buffalo last year. Yeah, go
to Miami, and then Miami did and what I hate. Hey, I'm
back everybody. I think Look, I do think that you thought that Boyer
and Hyde would have rings by now? Did you not? You thought they'd
be leaving Buffalo with a ring? I did, Yeah, we, Danny
and I were just talking about that and we know better. Oh negative,
Dan, the Dan, the down. There are reasons fair, damn.
Look at the objective. Dan, They've won, they've they always right them
not always right way, not way, not even Yeah. Sure we can't
feel bad for Joy. I mean it's not like it's like it's not like
being walked into It's thanks for the memory of them and said, hey,
your god, and they were discussion. The whole thing was yes already,
yeah, but you said you believe somebody is going to be coming back?
Who was let go? I think Naim Heinz is coming back. It's one
of those kind of money things where you release somebody and then you've sat him
because for last remember because he obviously didn't do much last year because he was
accident. Yeah, but we I think we needed his talent in the special
teams area, and I think he's one that probably will be re signed.
Okay, all right, well we'll see that's the rumor. You can also
play running You can also play running back too, sure you know? Yeah,
so versatile. The uh. I'll read these two stories and then I'll
ask you to consider this for for a second. The age of consent.
The age of consent I believe in New York State is seventeen. Yes,
uh not everywhere is at seventeen? Should it be lowered? And there are
sometimes where we had when we were on the break room. I don't know
if you remember this guy. This is one of the few things I remember.
A kid went to Geneseo I have was his number on my phone.
You're kidding, because that's how I labeled him, is you know? Yeah,
he went to Geneseo and he was a level three sex offender, and
so there was all over the news that they had a level three sex offender
on the campus as a student. And it turned out that the kid,
when he was eighteen or something, he was banging a fifteen year old girl
something like that. Yeah, and the mother found out and went crazy,
and then he wound up getting arrested. And I don't know, I don't
know how. I don't know if the young lady said it was forced.
I didn't get that. The kid seemed really I mean, he came in
and talked all about it, and I said to him, this is a
level three sex offender. That's thirty years, I believe. I think.
I think after thirty years and you've done nothing, like there's been no other
sexual assault or something, I think it drops after thirty And I said to
him, I would do it's just too much of a hassle to change it.
And I'm like, God, you would think you want to be fighting
to try to clear your name because everywhere you go this is going to be
flagged no matter what you do. But a woman from Caledonia was arrested on
March first. She is thirty nine years old. Her name is Brandy Densmore.
I looked her up on Facebook. Brandy and I have two friends in
common. I don't know who they are. She engaged in sexual intercourse with
a person who is sixteen years old. The weird part about this is from
what I could tell on Facebook, it's just her and her three kids,
and her son looks to be about sixteen years old. So I don't know
if she banged for a kid, friend kids friends, I have no idea.
It would be possible that she banged one of his buddies. Then there's
a story again out of the Times of Wayne County, and this is another
woman who has been having sex with underage kids and she got in trouble too,
multiple times. Multiple kids. No, no, no, no,
I think, well, I don't know. I think it's the same kid
they had. Dracer wrote something like here we go again, but received a
report of a sixteen year old lines girl receiving photos and videos of a woman
masturbating on December twelfth. So she's just sending out random stuff to people.
Sheena Bickel, thirty seven, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
She sent explicit pictures to a sixteen year old girl of herself. I
don't know how she got the number. I don't know. That's weird,
that's a little weird. But in the sixteenth century England the age of consent
was twen twelve. Vinny, what was the age consent sixteenth century England?
I got to go lower. Since you're asking the question, ten, okay,
eight eight? Ten is the correct answer. Ten is the correct answer.
And it was made at ten years old, obviously a third of your
life. It's probably over. I think you're old, aged by thirty two.
In an effort to protect young girls from sexual abuse by adult men,
that's why they made it ten. Not weird, so they raised it.
They raised it to ten. They raised it. We have to draw the
line here at ten years old. In eighteen seventy five Parliament raised the now
the age of consent to thirteen, and then in eighteen eighty five and up
that to sixteen. Now, a leading public health advocate is proposed, at
least in the United Kingdom, they bring the age down again in light of
the high proportion of British adolescents who were having sex with one another before they're
legally capable of granting consent and gets rid of that stuff. Like I always
hated when and it doesn't seem to you don't hear about it much anymore.
But when cell phones with cameras really started to become prolific, you heard a
lot of young people and you know, all of a sudden, you had
a kid who's about fifteen, sixteen years old and a naked girl shows up
on his phone of a classmate. Maybe she said it, maybe somebody else
said it, who knows, But you are now in possession of child porn,
right, And I always thought that that that seems ridiculous. Yeah,
that seems ridiculous. I'm not saying that anybody should look the other way and
not have a conversation with the kids, but we don't need to go through
this fucking there's therese Oh my god, I mean, and it was like,
what a legal nightmare? What a the expense to just have him go?
Yeah, you're right, it's no big deal. Not that it's no
big deal, but they're of the same age. So I just wonder if
you should lower it to sixteen because by that point, I mean if it
just seems to make sort of sense in a way, I think people probably
would hate this idea. And I'm not saying that. You know, if
it's sixteen, I think in some places it's twelve, you know, and
the idea of a twenty year old having sex with a twelve year old is
creepy, it's gross. But does it mean that that person should be in
jail forever? I don't know. Sixteen and twenty I don't know. The
other two is like, I have a nineteen year old's a dumb ass,
and it's fifteen year old who's just as dumb. They couldn't consent to tying
their own shoes. I was gonna say, it's difficult for me because I
have a seventeen year old daughter. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying. Well,
that's why I'm asking, well, in all seriousness, because I I
have only sons, So for me, it's not heavy. I wouldn't encourage
them to have it. What I'm saying is like, does this woman in
Caledonia need to go through the legal We need to tie up a legal system.
And by the way, because of the Bell Reform law, they can't
even hold her. So she's charged with statutory rape, which is a horrible
just its definition is awful, but it sounds like it might have been a
consensual sexual encounter. It could have been. It certainly seems to be that
way. So we're going to tie up the legal system because the kid's sixteen.
But in a year, wouldn't we wouldn't tie up the legal system.
I'm not saying that I would go, hey, yeah, man, go
go, you know, you know, please bang my son he's sixteen.
Yeah, No, one's encouraging would try to apply some common sense. I
mean, try it out loud. If you're sixteen years old, you could
get a job, right, you can drive, you could drive a car,
and you could actually quit school. Yeah, but no, only have
sex with people up to seventeen and three hundred and sixty four days once it's
eighteen. No, sorry, that's that's rape and bright the way. Every
state is different. So Matt Gates was the senator right from Florida, either
a senator or congressman who had a seventeen year old girlfriend and she would travel
with him, and so they were trying to prosecute him. That's a little
creepy. Well it is creepy. It's very creepy. But now you're going
from state to state, okay, legal not league, and now you're breaking
state lines yes to do it. Yeah, well it could be sex trafficking,
right right, that's all under sex trafficking and lost. But I'd like,
I'm not trying to protect Metcates, not at all. I'm looking at
is and even this lady, is she creepy? Should she be banging her?
No? Probably not. You know what, I would even wonder if
privately she's a little embarrassed that it all happened. To be honest with you,
you would hope the system would parse that out. It would be common
sense. Two people came into the courtroom and said, yes, yeah,
it's consent to what happened to the term judge, they get to judge.
We're all told we can't all the judges. Now, I hate to say
this, but here we go, here we go. No, no,
let's stay stay with me on this one. The judge is ultimately responsible for
what happens afterwards. At times, yes, you know, you allowed them
to walk out of the courtroom and look what happened. So all that judges
got to have in the back pregnant the back of their head, like do
I want to be responsible even though you're not technically responsible? And then comes
election time, Well, this judge was the guy who signed off on such
a sweat. We've had cases where somebody was out on bail or whatever,
right, and then they committed another crime, and sometimes the worst case scenario
happened, right, that's what you're talking about. It. I don't know
so I understand the judge's point of view. I'm saying as I saw that
today. That's all I can think is I go, well, should we
lower by a year at least in New York State? Just because this is
all this shit, all this stuff we talked last night about the medical system,
the court system backed up forever over this. We'll think about think about
like the stupidity of our laws. Okay, okay, sixteen to drive a
car, sixteen to quit school, sixteen to have a job, eighteen to
vote, seventeen to drive at night if you take drivers at eighteen to vote,
eighteen to go off in the military, whatever, twenty one to drink.
Doesn't that sound a little odd? Like you can make these adult decisions
which are all different yeah, they are different levels, and we can't come
up with a unifying age for all of it. No, Well, the
drinking one is they don't want kids showing up for school drunk. Yeah.
I don't have a problem with the drinking one now that I'm way over twenty
one. But I well, there weren't you know, you weren't in the
generation that it was changing now And I'm not that fucking old asshole, what
about you? No, no, we did, We did, used to.
It was less in Canada, so we ran there for a couple of
years. Canada. Yeah, yeah, no, but uh they never slowed
me down, uh back in the day. But I would say, well
it did because you couldn't get into bars and things, and so you weren't.
So you're getting your uh, your buddy Charlie to get you that bottle
of mister Boston to bring to the two. Oh yeah, bring back to
the house whatever, Pass the bottle around. I'll never forget when I had
a party once and my parents had this bottle of Kvasier grandfather and all of
a sudden there's this dude from another school and he's out in the driveway and
he's got the Kavassier and I'm like, I gotta get that Cavasi back.
If that goes missing, I am in so much shit. So I go
out there and all of a sudden, these people are like, hey man,
he can't go near that guy. He's got an knife. The kid
out a knife. He pulled a knife on me, and I remember just
standing there, going, okay, you're not gonna stab me. Just give
me the fucking bottle. And the kids were like, oh, I'll do
it. I go no, you won't give me a bottle, and I
yanked it out of his hand. He had, he had a red jacket
on and the kid around. What was all this? There's so much posturing
with young men, right, there's all this posturing, and I knew that
early. I'm like, there's no fucking way you're doing this, and believe
me, you stabbing me is not is just gonna make this whole scenario much
worse. Just give me the bottle because my father will kill me. You
will not kill me. You may stab me, but that will happen if
I so then I I think that they noticed that the kavass was down a
little bit. So then every time my mom's dad would be there. My
grandfather always going, hey, Billy was Hudson Valley hoodlum. Yeah, she
kicked the kid out after he tried to threaten you. He was already they
were leaving. So he was leaving and he was in the driveway and he
had the bottle of Kavasi was taking it with him. He was taking it
with him, and I was like, because I remember going word to the
Cavasi to go, that guy left with it. So I went out and
then they're just be like, man, he's got a knife, and I'm
like, I don't give a fuck. I need that bottle of Kevassi back.
He can't have it. I don't even think this kid had. There
was no way he even knew what it was or I don't taste. I
don't fucking know. I still don't know. I remember the first time I
heard, first time I heard of it was Saturday Night Live with the Ladies.
Man, have some cash. It's Cabasi's like a brand. Danny's right,
right, Yeah, you know you're you're worldly like that, You're a
food Fishionado. That's an urban liqueur. Yes, it is more of an
urban liqueur, that is true. I don't know if I guess it always
was. Yeah, it's funny you mentioned drinking. I'm clearing out my house
in order to move to Batavia, and I came across a fake ID.
For there's there's a phrase no one ever says, I'm cleaning up my house
to move from Pittsford to Batavia. You're a first, said no, but
ever must Batavia is a great town. But I found I found all these
goodies when I'm cleaning out my house, and one of them was a fake
ID from college. Oh my god, let me see this. Can we
put it up on the camera. It looks like a young Richard Lewis and
uh holding up to the camera. I want to see it was a Florida
fake. I d when I first went to college, and I had some
good Yeah, damn, look at you, dude. You gotta tap on
it. But Vince, I found that today. You look like a Melbourne,
Florida. That's where my uncle lives. Yeah, I went to college.
Yeah, it looks like a mugshot. That looks well done. It
was very well done. Robert Jewel, Bobby Jewel, you were Bobby Jewel.
That was Tobby's buddy. Bobby Joel was and I knew a guy named
Bobby Jewel, and oddly I used to go visit my grandparents in Fort Ladderdale
where and we used to eat. Speaking of Tommy, my grandparents lived in
Lauderdale and Tommy Mulay used to do comedy at the Tail of the Whale,
which is where my grandparents used to bring me for dinner. And they turned
it into a comedy club bad night, so they would wheel out the salad
bar after we ate dinner, and and in came Tommy to do comedy.
Brown and never ran into him. But it was the same joint in Lauderdale.
Oh that's funny. Pick a car. Where did your where's your camera
on this thing? Because all of a sudden, like hey, you're giving
back his fun I can't. I wanted to show it to the camera,
but I may have intercepted a fake I do the kid to my house recently.
Fake id your kids, fake id. Him and a few of his
friends got a group on or a dealer or something. There's like four or
five of them. Here. Just hold it up to the camera. Yeah,
I'll do it. Yeah right there, just here at that one.
All right, let's see that's perfect. There's Vince. It's a beautiful flow.
Let me let me hang out. Keep it there, daddy, I
get it. No, no, no, that's fine, get right.
I still get in trouble for this. Can you get in trouble for it?
Yeah? I don't think so. I think you're good. You gotta
tap it. It went dark. That's all right, We're good, We're
good. That's uh wow, just today I uncovered it. I'll get that.
So I had a fake college. The only place that worked. Yeah,
you know, that's a what a waste place. Somebody at the drive
of the only place would work as church. So the only place at work
was Montes's Corner, right, oh yeah, So we're the only Fisher guy.
So we would go to Montes's Corner and everybody Fisher was like, wait
a minute, why are you guys going there? Because it was kind of
a sophisticated This is the time. It was on the corner of Eastern Alexander.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, And at the time it
was owned by this British dude named William and they oh yeah yeah, and
they had a lot and they had a lot of sophisticated British beer in German
beer and so all of our bodies were all just like drinking labats or whatever.
They see us going into there like it's had one of my favorite body
right. They're like, oh, so that must be a that must be
a very interesting place you go. How do you get in there? I'm
like, well, we knew the bouncer and he let us in in.
My ID said I was six too, which is ridiculous because I've never been
anything more than five to ten in my life. I just tell him that.
You know, at the DMV they said you're gonna grow into your size.
Oh my god, and it worked. You're hitting me, dumbets.
That was Bill Emborski. Bill Imborski. Bill Imborski, All right, well
there you go, you pullock. So I have a couple. I have
some very good fake ID stories in high school, even before I was in
Florida. Any anything would pass. We used to chalk our New York state
ideas up because of the texture. But we would make IDs. We would
cut a like a Kodak Kodak label off of the box of film and make
a Kodak I d my buddy cut his head shot out of a family album.
He had a fucking swing set in the in the background of his head
shot and that ship would work. And where would he go. We would
go to Chinese restaurant and Vinnie's subshop. I'll tell you what I remember that.
I remember they had this. People may get upset with this, but
there was always a saying with the Chinese restaurants. I asked, no questions,
you're no lies, right. I remember. I remember going on a
band trip and my friend Simon Belgrave. Simon was got asylum here from Belgium.
His dad was allegedly going to kill his mom. But he was like
a Simon was a prince, and Simon very acted like it, kind of
knew it. And he went to some Chinese restaurant, bought a case of
beer and then brought it into the hotel room while we're drinking and getting a
little routing, and I go, we gott to hide this, So I
said, we need to lower the water in the tank of the toilet so
where you flush it. And we stuck the beer in there and put it
and sure enough, the uh leader of the like the instructor, the chaperone,
whatever he was, came in and we're all laughing. I had locked.
We got drunk. I locked a kid out on a ledge. He
put on a shower cap. He's danced around. He went out on the
ledge of this window like a ledge, not a not a a deck,
not a fucking ledgend. I locked the window and left him out there.
He could have fallen. Den nothing happened, which I always go is great,
but that could have. And we hid the beer. We had lowered
the water and hid the beer in there, and they never found never.
I remember passing an I D. This was a join in pittser Plaza.
Was it Royal Dynasty or something. I remember one guy with a fake I
D passing it around when the server was checking IDs, and everyone nes,
oh, you know, it's so funny. It's it's like that's like Bobby
Slayton's old joke where you used to always go like their haircuts are like mo
mo mo mo mo mo rose. Everybody looks the same. All right,
we will you all right? Right, come on, this is where we
get in trouble even on the podcast. Have we gotten in trouble before?
Huh? Have we gotten in trouble on the podcast? No? Okay,
well I've gotten comment. Yeah, I don't really paytention. Just do what
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made my show hit it out to my big two wheeler. I was tired.
I have become such a fav and just roll that pound now. Mark
was in here Monday, Mark Hillman, and he said he puts Bob Seger
above Springsteen in terms of writing songs and connecting. And he goes, because
you have more hits than Springsteen. He's like, the hits for Springsteen are
popped. He goes, some of the other stuff goes deep and he does
you know, but like if you listen to a classic rock station any day
of the week, you'll hear more Springsteen songs throughout I'm sorry. You'll hear
more Seeger songs throughout the day than Springsteen songs. I can't used to tell
me that Springsteen didn't test. Well, yeah, probably not. It's pretty
he's the icon he is. But I just wondering, maybe we got the
wrong icon. That's all I'm saying. Maybe Bob Seger needs his time due.
His time is due, So I family guy. They retired Family Guy.
They make fun of Bob Secret, make fun of Bob Secret, but
reference Bob Singer a few times. There's this one type where they're driving down
the street talking about the inspiration for Against the Wind. Fairly Bob had to
take a dump on the road, so he sticks his butt out the window
because hey, give my notebook. So mature over there, Family guy.
I'm not saying, I'm just reference to I know, I understand. Yeah,
that's a ubiquitous song. Everybody likes that tune. But rolled me away?
Yeah yeah, I like that song. How could you not like it?
I like it? Well, you were into Iron Maiden in high school.
Yeah, I was a head. I was actually gonna tell a story
when we were talking about high school pranks. One of our pranks was I
was a headbanger at Sutherland, although I wrestled, so I was a headbanger
half the year and then I had to cut my hair. But we got
spray paint middle of the night. At Sutherland they had a butt lounge where
kids were allowed to smoke and do whatever. So we got big Kansas spray
paint. And we didn't like the preps at Sutherland no preps, so we
were going to do a whole preps circle with a slash through it. No
preps, And we got a ladder in the middle of the night and we
rode preps and we do the circle, and then we ran out of spray
paint. We couldn't do so in the morning everybody got there and just said
preps. That was a failed prank. Yes it was. That's hysterically funny.
Saint Patrick's Day's coming up. Anybody got big Saint Patrick's Day plans?
I'll probably come out and see your friend Damien for a little bit. I
got a big Saint Patrick's Day guy. I got an invite to a party
that I may may attend. Okay, buddy I went to college with,
is having a party? Is it on Sunday this year? Yes? But
this would be parade Day, Saturday the sixteenth, so that's that's really the
day, that is the day. But I just want to say, I
just want to remind people, and I don't know if you're aware of this
in the history of the world, but the Irish saved civilization as we do
it. They did, yes, they did, and it was all thanks
to one man, and that would be Saint Patrick. Saint Patrick who is
buried in northern Ireland where it is Protestant, and he was, but he
spread Christianity and he also spread education and that's where a lot of the storytelling
and the and that was right around the Dark Ages. Europe got run over.
Everything was just pummeled and taken and destroyed, but Ireland was not.
And that's where a lot of the civilization and the writing and the ancient readings
and all those things were able to survive. And the monasteries and things is
where people went to to learn. And I always want to say Irish,
the Irish in the eleventh century saved civilization. So it's just a little prouduct.
I thought you were going to say Van Morris they peaked well, and
they may have peaked, I don't know, because when you think about it,
you have a quarter of Irish. They I peaked, they had a
I'm pretty much ninety nine percent Irish. They they had so many things.
I always think, like, I think you could probably say it about any
ethnic group of people on the planet. But I always go, boy,
the Irish were pretty resilient because you had not, you know, the potato
famine and people leaving. And I had a grandmother or a great grandmother who
came over at nine, and she was basically an indentured servant in a way,
came to live with a family. She's nine. Can you imagine a
nine leaving the country, you know, coming to a place you don't know.
No, granted you did primarily, you know, spoke the language for
the most part, because I think in a lot of places over in England
and stuff, they outlawed Gaalic so you couldn't even speak it. I think
for many, many years they wouldn't allow you to speak Gaelic. Wow,
in England, not in Ireland. In Ireland, but even there it started
to die out with the English. And well it's weird because like in Wales
they still speak Welsh. Yes, That's why I was. I was like
surprised by that. There's people, there's there's still Gaelic. I think they
I think they talk. I think they teach Gaelic at McQuaid. I think
you can take it as an elective. But the uh so she came over
at nine and she had to wash clothes and do things for I was like,
God, I can't imagine, right, and you know, even to
the point where you would send your nine year old for a better life,
oh good luck out like holy shit, holy shit. And and they're not
the only group of people who have done things like that, Italians and German
I'm sure. I'm sure we can go through. But I go God that,
you know, the resiliency, and then you know, Ireland started doing
really well, then it started not to do so well. Was one of
the first countries I think prior to the big two thousand and eight fall of
the economy around the world, but pretty much globally, they were still sort
of taking handout, you know. And now they're paying people to come live
in Dublin. They're paying like ten grand. Yeah. Anthony Bourdain did an
episode, a modern day episode in Ireland that was kind of depressing about the
divide and the walls and everything that the conflict, and it was dark and
gloomy, and it wasn't I mean, he went there for the food.
But as you know, where where did he go? Do you know?
Well, he was on the border of the North and South, but I
think he was primarily in Dublin. But Olive Garden in Dublin. Yes,
he did review that, but he did know it was Olive Garden, but
it was it was surprisingly kind of dark. Yeah, even in modern day
there were still reminiscent of right, well, there's still a lot of there
is because it goes. It goes for generations. So you know, you
killed my dad or my great you know I mean, or my grandfather or
whatever. I mean, it's it's been a long time. That's why,
like Kevin will always go irish carbon. I was like, I can't drink
it. I can't call it that. I can't go which sounds ridiculous,
right because I I don't know anybody that was. I remember my grandfather talking
about it quite a bit, you know, No, horrible it was for
his mom and stuff. Who So I don't know. And that was where
like my family switched to being Protestant. My my immediate family, and my
grandfather would not talk to my mother for a year. It was like the
worst thing he could do. That was the worst. My grandmother thought we
were like sacrificing lambs and shit. Yeah, my mother, my mother,
my grandmother didn't talk for a year or two. Part of that was because
my mother joined the Baptist Church. Yeah yeah, but still one of the
best ocations. Like anybody that goes to Ireland loves it, loves it.
Yes, oh you gotta go. You got a fantastic Yeah, best place
on it. I think they're trying to do some things over there. My
mom could get dual citizenship, which then I can get dual citizenship. So
I'm trying to push for that. You could play in the Olympics. Yeah,
oh my god, sport. They'll find something for you that would be
amazing. As a fifty two year old man and now representing Ireland, Damien
and Bill, I was thinking, Bob Slid, what is the uh what
would be a good excuse? Though, Let's say I want to get out
of going to the Saint Patrick's state party because there could be another party.
Give me your your best get out you, I know, if anybody has
excuses fits well, there's only one. Now, what is that COVID.
COVID. Oh, that's a great one. I'm afraid of COVID. Then
you're going to show up on somebody's social media. Well, see, that's
the thing. And I'm starting to thinking, is the COVID thing a little
bullshit? Not not not COVID. I'm not saying COVID is bullshit, but
I'm not saying that because there are people who get very, very sick with
it. Still, I c DC is saying it's just the flu. Now,
Well, but I'm known people who've gotten a little Yeah, I know
people who've died. Yeah, well that yeah, I'd like to think that's
not happening. It's on Saturday. Yeah, it's on Saturday. You can
say I gotta get up and do a podcast, but no I can't because
I know I could Onday, I could I do do it on Sunday.
I do do a podcast on Sunday. M I'd love to do. You
have do you have, like, at any moment, your top five excuses
to get out of shit just in your mind? Because I think most of
the time now at our age, we could go. I just don't feel
like it. I mean, then that's like excuse enough. I don't turn
a lot of stuff down to tell you the truth. Okay, so you
know who does Danny. Danny won't do ship. Dude, I can't lie.
If I don't want to do something, I just don't do it.
I bet Beth can't come with me. I can't go. Are the parties?
No bedtime? The parties right after the parade stuff? So yeah,
the same day you can't hit. I mean those go on all night.
I I don't know. Yeah, they don't really actually about it's five o'clock,
they wind down, it starts drinking over, depends somewhere. Yeah,
once I got to plant my flag, I'm staying. You know it,
Kevin, I'm staying. Do you have excuses to get out of ship?
You know you got kids? The greatest excuse ever, dog dog. Yeah,
I don't want to. Yeah. Do you and your wife have like
a code ever at a party where shit's going bad and you just kind of
go uh noodles, garage doors open? I think I left the garage door
open. A lot of times will drive to parties separate because she knows that
you're gonna stay, or I'll leave and she'll stay with the kids. Oh,
I've been known to you've got Wally sometimes. Yeah, there's a summer
party on the fourth of July. I get there. We usually get there
around noon. We start drinking. I'm hammered by four o'clock. I've been
known to go home, take a two hour nap, come back, have
dinner, start drinking. Get it well, in Greece. You're from Greece,
Right, everybody's garage door is opening. That's not I told you about
my father. Right, he would leave parties early and everybody would always wonder
why why take a ship? Yeah, I can't go number two and other
people's door. I've done that as well, got home to take a ship.
I like a home game. Yeah, a home game is something I've
never left to take a ship. Vince never leaves to take a ship.
No, I can do that anyway. Yeah I could too. I couldn't
do it at a party. Bill's done it in mid air. I did,
but I don't have it where it seems to turtle or go away.
I've never had a moment where I'm like, God, damn, I gotta
go. It took everything I had to not I tried so hard not to
shipt your apartment that one night, because I knew I was gonna get ridiculed
for it. I was like, you did, but you did ship?
Yeah, and you gave me ship The next time I had Where was this?
The next time I had to go, I stopped at Wegmans. I'm
like, I'm not dealing this. Why oh fuck that? See? Now
here's the thing. Break your toilets. He just let loaded unloaded. When
was this during the podcas? Yeah, when we started doing the podcast,
we were doing it at my place. He walked into you left, Okay,
you left, and he got all kind of weird and all of a
sudden he disappears for a while. I told you, I got it.
I don't want to do it, but I gotta go. I gotta go.
And then and then you left, like immediately after, oh you you
were out. Well, I'm not gonna sit there. You surfed your ship
and smell right out. I'm not gonna go that way right out of there.
And I remember going, yeah, because I knew you were gonna be
a dick, and why would I be What is goddamn I have to do
with anything? Let me tell you something. And Vince. In college,
I was so proud we had in Dorset Hall. You had a bathroom in
your room. Yes. I used to take a ship and leave the door
to the shitter open and the door to the hallway open and see how far
I could get that scent to travel. That was a contest I had with
myself. And before the internet, Vince people would walk in and go goddamn
Brian, and I'd be yeah, I would. I would try to ship
as like if I knew I had a big bad this is gonna leave streaks
in the bowl. I know this is disgusting, ladies, I apologize,
but I'm just giving you the insights. It nineteen to twenty two year old
man's brain. I think I was twenty one twenty two. That's impressive.
And I used to do it. And I used to go all the way
all the way down the Olympics. Is that on your LinkedIn? Is that?
No? But I don't have a LinkedIn? I should get a LinkedIn?
You should get Yeah, should get LinkedIn. I don't know. Can
you do videos and things on LinkedIn? Now? Yeah? You can do.
Yeah, you can start doing much doing Facebook. Really, if there's
a backup roll of toilet paper at someone's house and of course, Now there's
dude wipes. Yeah, right, yeah, do you bring Do you have
dude wipes? I've used them, wonder dude, I don't. I'm wet
white. They're baby wipes for adults. Yeah, but I usually get Now,
let me tell you something right now, hang on a second. Those
fucking things, no matter what they say about flushing, you know, no,
I don't. I think they they hang up on the pipes and stuff,
and then it all you need is something. Let's say there's a screw
that they really hammered through this pipe right to join two pipes together. They
welded it, but they also did that. Now you get that that that
thing floating and it hangs up there and then it just stops other stuff.
But if it gets caught up, and in theory, it will decompose even
if it gets caught up. Well, I have used the Wegmans because I'm
cheap and they're like a dollar eighty nine. And I will say, your
ass does feel fresh. It's like a breath mint for your asshole. Should
go be day. It's a fantastic tagline. I just thought of that.
A breath mint for your asshole. That's a great one. Will you this
is brilliant stuff, brilliant Guinness. Well, yeah, dude wipes, Yeah,
dude wipes is the brand. Right. Have you ever been dad?
Uh? Yes, I have. My parents had a bidet and they're upstairs
of their of the house. Uh. I did not grow up in that.
It was the original one burned down when they put it in. They
had everything in there. They had Brazilian hardwoods, they had all kinds of
shit and they had a day upstairs. I had friends with a bdet.
Yeah, and it's installed. It's got like just a temperature, it's got
a blower. Well, you can buy it, Buddy swears by it.
Toilet that has like I think it's heated seats and a bedet all within the
toilet. I don't think you can buy the other day because yeah, it
puts them in for me. Yeah. They were ranging from ninety nine dollars.
There was one that was like fourteen hundred dollars. I'm like, oh,
I think you can go. What do you need a fourteen I think
you can have I think shipped for me and then white Vince Yes, correct
me if I'm wrong. Well, we're thinking to the same person. Yes,
five grand heat grand of the person we're thinking about. For the toilet,
I thought the toilet was five thousand dollars. I thought it was ten.
Oh, you might be right, Yes, what was a ten thousand
dollars toilet? Do that has a timer? The seat goes down, it
warms from what like? You could say, I get up and I dump
every day at six forty am. That thing's down, the seats up,
and it's warm, and I think it does it sanitize itself. It also
has the bidet. Yeah, it's and it has a wall control. Do
you have to stand for it when it plays the national anthem? To know
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I need to talk to somebody. I can't trust man, the cooks.
I'm trying to spoil the brow. He's out of my kitchen. I
can't feel that held my fro. That's all she look. I'm not feeling
that head no more. Dang, I think you're in the next band.
For this band or whatever's happening with your band. I don't know. I
know to the silence, I think you should listen. Could I like to
play the keys somebody? You know what? Very rarely. I don't think
I've ever heard of Van Marson tribute band. Man might be a market that's
opened for fifty five and older. It's weird what bands, what cover band
specific cover bands for one band of tribute bands make it and don't make it.
It's so strange. Yeah, he's tough to cover. He is tough
to cover. He's very unique. I loved Van Marson. I got introduced
to him, like early in my radio career, this guy Greg Gatine.
Greg liked stuff, some of the bluesier stuff that and songs like this,
Vince, you like this song right here? Here we go right here?
Why? Oh yeah? Underrated stone. Yeah. I always loved that bluesy,
gritty ship that they could. They can do it really well. That's
slide guitar too, it's all so sticky fingers. I think this is when
they had who's the nineteen year old kid that was in the band and he
came up and he was on the fuck is his name? Anyway? He
was eighteen or nineteen and he and it was after Brian Jones had passed,
and I think it might have they might have probably had Ronnie Wood in there,
but it was like it was another guitarist, young kid. And then
he decided he wanted to leave the band, and Keith's like, nobody leaves
his band unless they die, and uh, Mikes like, I don't let
him go and go, but he came and he played in Rochester and he
came up on W's the Show. And now he's like got to me in
his forties and he I think one of the requirements was an eight ball.
I think he needed it. Oh yeah, Oh, they fucked this kid
up. Jeez, fucked this kid. Uh oh wow. Yeah, heroin
and cocaine, the whole. But to come on the show he needed I
don't. I'm not saying. I think to do whatever show he was doing,
not to be on the no no, no no, not to be
on the radio show. But yeah, like in his rider though whatever.
Yeah, oh wow, that's a great song. You called it. It
was in the the Many Saints of Newark. Yeah. I think it was
in the Sopranos too. Mick Taylor, Mick Taylor. He was a young
kid when he joined the band. He is, he's still alive, but
he was in from sixty nine to seventy four. Maybe he wasn't on this
album now that Sticky Fingers was I might be wrong. Seventy what'd you say?
Seven seventy nine, seventy sixty nine to seventy four, which it might
have been. It might have been there because Andy Warhol did the cover.
Yes, And what amazed me good friends with Andy Warhol armand from the house
guitars. Oh is that? Yeah? I had no idea, but I
did a whole interview with him and they were tight, like friends you would
go hang out. Yeah. A museum that I've always wanted to go to
in Pittsburgh and never been Andy Warhol Museum really because he's from Pittsburgh. Yeah,
I didn't know that. And by the way, we went, Rachel
and I were in New York and went to the Museum of Sex, which
is absolutely fantastic. And so what do you see? Okay, so the
Museum of Sex, do they show you what early dildos? Yes? Yes,
there, I mean, it's it's legit. Do you think it's all
kitchy? Yeah? When you first hear of it, and there is a
kitchy part to it, but it's historical and photos and they go through the
history of brothels. Yeah, that's interesting. And it's very museum like for
three quarters of it. And and then they they do have a sex shot
and they get you into a red room and they just whip this and then
you go into the kitchen part and there's games and where is this. It's
in midtown Manhattan, So where what you said? Games? Games? Like
what? Like? They have a bounce house with giant boobs and they have
a hysterical like a gloryhole thing where you pull pull dicks and really, yeah,
but that's the last power, sir, the gloryholes. Yeah, other
children to play. There's a bar, sir. Could you not put that
in your mouth? I thought about not bringing COVID. I thought about not
bringing this, having a COVID outbreak at the end where the games are,
yeah, and you get you get tickets and bouchers for the gift shop.
There's a bar there. There's like a le bars. We can get the
gloryhole off first, and you get more tickets than anybody else, Like the
tickets shoot out of the head of the bigness. You are almost exactly correct.
Does it do? Yeah, it's a contest. Yeah, I would
think if you're saying games and you get tickets and then you cash it in
almost like a David Buster's a Chuck E Cheese or whatese exactly, that they
should do that at Chuck E Cheese. They should really add a gloryhole.
There's like giant boobs for dads. There's a number points you get for tickling
the balls. There's a makeout game, so you're you have to kiss for
a certain amount of time and then you get tickets. You're like a camera
to time you were talking. Oh, it's funny you say that. I'm
thinking that would be. There is an exhibit where there's a porno playing and
then it takes and then you can take a picture and it puts your face
in the porn in the porn. Oh, that's phenomenal, because that's one
what does it look weird like because it's just your face. It doesn't really
move, so now the whole body moves and you're just sitting there smiling super
imposed and it doesn't necessarily superimpose your photo on the same gender person. Oh,
that's awesome. Not that I did that, but I'm just saying I
saw other people your face. You gotta it's a fantastic museum. Yeah,
how much sixty nine dollars it should be? It was like forty five bucks.
Yeah, and it's a it's a fantastic musum. So when you go
through it and you're saying, fantastic museum, does it give you even like
now we talk about at least in the States and maybe globally, I'm not
exactly sure, but like testosterone levels down, sperm countdown, penisized, all
because of things in the environment and stuff. Do they show you anything like
over there there is a medical aspect. Yeah, that's what I mean.
And I know that that it sounds funny and it's jokey and it's every man's
fear of, you know, being underwhelming and right, that sort of thing.
But I would think that there'd be an interesting Yeah, there's there's some
of the medical stuff in there, whether it's like caveman carvings or the sleeves
that people used to wear as early condoms. Yeah, what were they did
they use? Like corn husk? I'm trying to think of something that like
sheepskin. Sheepskin for sure. Will they use I would assume almost like sausage
casing. That sounds disgusting, but I didn't read the interpretive it's as much
as I should have. But they look like they were solid material. Yeah,
so since it wasn't latext or anything like that, obviously for the early
stuff. But there were definitely receptacles for the mention of talk about the rhythm
method at all in there. No, Okay, I know that that's more
like a I think a Catholic. There was the Sting section in the corner
talking about the Sting. Sting is his own wing. But I mean it
was The historical section was just as you would imagine a museum in New York.
It was dark and there were kind of spotlights on stuff. Everybody was
quiet and looking through there and pondering, and it was it was get some
of the stuff. We can go baxt to the guy downtown. He's got
the cars. We put the sex stuff for the next day. I think
he's out of there, the car guy. But there was space. Yeah,
this is it is interestingly big crowd. Yeah, there were people in
there. I mean it's it's a legit museum. It's just not like,
oh, let's go have fun, and does anybody can you get a tour?
You know how like a lot of times museums even maybe there were definitely
staff there that pointed you in the right direction. Oh and I forgot.
There is a an immersive three sixty portion of it where you sit in chairs
that rock back and forth and you get sprayed with stuff. No, I
don't want to be sprayed with that. And you're you're kind of funneling through
what are you sprayed with parts of the body. I'm assuming it's water,
But what is your mind think it is? Well, you're you're going through
virtually different parts of the body. Yeah, and you're like, oh coaster,
so any part. So when you get to the vagina all wet,
if you're doing it right, if you're yes, yeah, yeah, wow,
that's interesting it is and then your seats are rocking back and forth and
shaking like a I wonder, you're do you know who created who created the
museum? I'm assuming almost like could it have been an obgyn or somebody clearly
that clearly there was consultation with people that know right about the history of sex,
So honestly, more serious no, sex therapy is something that and I
don't know when it became popular, but don't forget Doctor Ruth Wesheimer was on
the radio when I was a kid. Sure Sunday nights. I would be
up in my loft at like, I don't know, it's nine ten years
old. And I used to love to hear it and guys calling up,
going I can't get a direction, Oh my god, what is it?
Or you know, all these different things, and she would give these answers.
Do they talk about the history of sex therapy as to when it began
or who was there? Was there a Sigmund Freud of sex therapy or was
it Sigmund? It could have been. Some of the static exhibits went into
that in terms of devices, and you read though medicine, and I said,
I didn't read that much. That's interesting. How long were you in
there there? It was probably two hours. Do you feel at any point
is there like because we carry a lot of shame with sex in this country,
we do. There's there's stuff only And I was really brought to my
attention over the body when I lived next to people who were from Europe,
and you know, the daughter saying, mom, remember we're at a beach
in America because the tops would come off and something as simple as that,
and it's just breast and right. But boy, I mean think about the
top three seven and on the right to go topless in New York State and
that whole thing that we did, and you got the picture when we worked
in radio, and I just I wonder if there's even some shame for people
to not want to go or be seen going in there. Is it like
the you know what I mean, like going to the porn shop so to
speak? Well, and the gift shop was essentially a porn chop. I
mean they had they had all the toys and everything. But I didn't think
of that because the people next to me, I mean, there were It's
a giant city, right, you think of a multicultural city like New York,
and you're like, who are these people and what do they do?
And are they doctors? Lawyers? Next to me? Yes, but it
was packed. Well. I mean, I think being curious as a human
being and that sounds really interesting to me. But even from the all the
jokey side of stuff, aside masturbation devices throughout time early time, these things
that did it just there is a little bit of interest to that. Yeah,
it was fantastic, and I mean I recommend it to anybody. Did
you feel fulfilled when you left? I did? I did your girlfriend feel
fulfilledfish? We were all joking aside. We were like, this was,
this was great. We're so glad we went. And it wasn't just uh
like, there's a lot of CD ship in everything. Yes, there is,
and this wasn't one of them. Was when I was When I was
a kid, Times Square was the CD shit and I remember going down there
and you could buy playing cards and right in the window it was people having
sex on the like playing cards whatever. And I remember going to I think
that was the coolest thing in the world, trying to buy him and I
couldn't get them, but I wanted. I just saw myself sliding them through
the slats and everybody's locker up. You know, this card would fall out,
but they there was all kinds of shit in Times Square when I was
Oh yeah, yeah, no, this was I mean, there were this.
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking that we live in a world now
where marijuana is finally legal and you walk into Kevin has a Joke where you
walk into a Walmart parking lot and you could get a contact high. I
remember being in junior high because we went down to see the play Cats,
and this is I got in a lot of trouble because I bought a whoopee
cushion in Times Square before we went to the play. We get over to
we were up in a balcony. I waited till the lights went down and
it got really quiet, and I blew that motherfucker up and pigs. I
couldn't. I sat on it, and I remember the guy who was the
head of this club, it was called the Yorker Club. He came running
and I'm like, I mean made an It just echoed throughout the theater in
my becushion, like he didn't know who did. But you know, Times
Square, I remember watching there was like I saw these two guys passing a
joint back and forth as they're walking and you could smell it and everything,
and cop they walked right by it. But the cops did nothing. Nothing,
and they went, oh, okay, that makes sense, there's another
There's enough other shit here. But you know, I was like in seventh
or eighth grade and I kind of went, oh, there's enough other shit
going on that we don't need to stop this. This isn't that bad.
They weren't harming anybody, They weren't causing any problem. They were just passing
the joint back and forth. But you know, I grew up in a
world where they came in in fourth grade and burned marijuana to go. If
you smell can you imagine that if you smell this, come find an adults
and pass it. No, I mean he did, so you weren't.
Just this was the most evil thing he could do. And when I saw
a law enforcement I went, well, now, hang on a second,
this isn't that bad. Wow, that's that's pretty cool. I remember the
porno trading cards because when I lived with a bunch of dudes in Northern Virginia
after I graduated from college, we used to pray, play pranks on whoever
it was going on a date. And I knew my buddy was going on
a first date, so I put porno trading cards in the visor in the
passenger seat because I knew sh she paid down his date would all look in
the mirror. Now these were playing cards. Yeah, they were like you
know, trading cards like baseball or football. Oh, see I didn't have
trading. These were actual like jack of clubs. But on the other side
it was some guy getting a blowjup. Yeah, and it was similar.
But I knew that she'd pull it down before they went out to dinner to
look in the mirror, and they came fluttering down and I got yeah,
we ruined his date. It was awesome. I knew it would happen.
And that's the South. That's pretty much the South, right, it was
in northern Virginia. Well, yeah, I'll call it. I mean,
I'm gonna say, you know, it was below the Mason dis Yes,
but it is. But I still I go, there's a tolerance for that
that's lower in those parts in the world. See mind, if I took
this bandage off, would gross anybody out. It's just it's the stitches and
stuff. But the band aid's more gross than anything else. Is it like
leaking in? Stuff? Is leaking? Oh, it's got some spots if
you pass it around it. Oh dude, you're better off without the bandage.
Oh my god. No, it's not that bad right now, not
at all. It's right on the line. Yeah, it's right on the
line. Yeah, you did a nice job. It looks like you did
a shitty job shaving. I yes, it does, right, Yeah,
but I think I'm supposed to keep it cover. But I'm going if I
just put aqua For on this thing, you'll be fine. It's like a
shield. And I don't have to wear the stupid band aid. I have
to wear akera for on my no for my for my seatpap every night.
I'm not joking what they told me. You should wear aqua for on the
inside of your nose before you put the seat pap on. You want to
know why because when it loops it up? Yeah? Because yeah, because
when you're when you're like not using it, the inside of your nose drives
out and it hurts, it scars up. So you have to, like,
you know, keep it looped up for that stupid thing that doesn't help
my sleep about I'm not gonna. Yeah, I saw the commercials for it.
I don't let the government put anything in me. You don't have to
wear the apparatus, yeah, I know. No, they can track you.
They can track you on the seatpap when you're using it too. I'm
not joking. They can track you on you know, when you're using it.
They know how to know when you're sleeping. He knows when you're away.
They better start behaving. They can adjust how you're how much pressure you
have, they can, yeah, they Yeah, you have to be compliant.
What happened was after like two weeks people just stopped using these things.
All these machines cost like well they say they cost one thousand dollars, so
the insurance company stopped paying for it. So what happens is you have to
be in compliance so many days a month and using this thing for so many
hours or else the insurance for the insurance, you have to do it for
a year. Right, don't they bring don't they You have to bring it
into them and they check it every month or something. No, it's all
online now, it's all through Wi Fi. That's how they track you.
All. Right. Here we go hired and fired on the same day.
Yeah, I know, I know a guy. You did know a guy.
Of course I actually got him the job. He got fired because radio
No, no, this was in my current role. Yeah. Well,
here's the thing. We don't do background checks. We can't do that.
We could do reference we could do reference checks. We can't do background checks.
And so when he went to this. We had everything lined up,
and then he tells them, oh, by the way, I've been convicted
of and he never told they never told us what he was convicted for.
But the company said, yeah, sorry, we can't, we can't move
any further because I just want to be upfront with you. And they're like,
yeah, it doesn't matter how long ago it happened, we can't hire
you. And so I lost out and my boss lost out out a ton
of money because this guy just wasn't straightforward with us. He thought he could
just get the job and then then tell everybody what was going on. Uh,
Vince, you're familiar with Vero Beach. Sure, okay, I went
to college. Sound all right? It used to be the Dodgers spring training.
Now this might be this might be a little bit better than Danny's,
only because this guy had a job that they should have known. The guy's
name is Kai Stewart. He was arrested and fired on his first day on
the job. He Uh, he's being held in the county jail, and
according to he had repeatedly asked a female student in a local high school to
send him nude photographs. She came forward, prompting detectives to get a search
warrant for his phone. A search warrant the phone revealed sexually explicit pictures and
videos of underage girls. He had been hired by the Sheriff's department that day.
And then a girl comes forward and asks, I think he might have
been working at the school, like they put him on duty at the school.
Hired and fired same day. That's a you should have known. Yeah,
should have seen that coming right, yeah beforehand Indian River County. Yeah,
if you had asked me what stated occurred in it has just a Florida
vibe to it. Does not to be hired and fired in the same day.
That is interesting. In the sex Museum, do they give you a
whole bunch of outfits and things too. Do they show you sort of like
what was sexy in nineteen hundred or what like, you know, you show
some calf Yeah, that's what I mean. They show you there are outfits.
There are there's an advertising section of you know, racey ads that ran
for either booze or whatever. There's a there's a video section of some of
the more sexy ads that ran during the eighties with with some of the supermodels
and so it takes you through. I mean there's like little kind of you
feel like porn and like Ron Jeremy and things like that. There's a little
of that. Yeah, and the medical stuff it's stag films they had,
Yeah, I forget. There's I remember there's almost a circular area where you
can go into different cubbies for from the fifties all the way up to the
two thousands, and it shows you the all the different commercials that were considered
racy at those times, and you stand and watch them. I mean,
it's it's legit. It goes from advertising to medical to the CATCHI to everything.
I remember, like my aunt's next story is to watch soap operas all
on CBS after the news. It was just a block of soap operas,
right. And I remember when we were over at their house one day in
the summer, this one woman actress from a soap opera goes, is there
in the height of eight say no to sex? And did you say yes?
Carry a latex condom? And my cousin I start laughing. We have
no idea what really laughing about. Yeah, but they said sex. Yeah,
It's like they said, exactly, say once, say no to sex.
Yeah, as if it's a drug, like it's cocher Mila. But
if you say yes, use a condom, say no to Dick. There
was there was a whole I think maybe it was the eighties, there was
a whole Brookshields commercials. Yes, yes, and she was like fourteen or
something in those commercials. Yeah, exactly what they had, George Ashkah,
they really, yeah, they did. And incidentally, my other trip to
New York in December, when I went with Ruby, we ran into Brookshields
in the West Village walking her dog. She was ironic because then we saw
her in them. Did you say are those Jeorda Ash? I didn't,
but I said I did say nice dog. And then I looked up and
it was Brookshields and I was like, hey, how are you? And
then she walked right into her beautiful townhouse and she'd say anything to you.
Yeah, she said oh, thank you and walked right into her townhouse and
she I was like, Ruby, do you know who? And I didn't
even remember her name at it. I was like who is that? I
know who that is? And I was like, is it the chick who
dated Andrea Agacy? It was Brookshields. Yeah, they were there's a Hulu
something on brook. Yeah, it might have been a document rearis or a
document right, And they talked to the guy who did the Jordash commercial.
Might have been Jordan Ashroms. I don't know if that. What's the name
of the designer or not, I don't I don't remember, but he defends
like using her at fourteen. And you got see these ads get like when
we see things now, it's like, and that's where I question. Sometimes
we went, well, that shouldn't happened, but no one got hurt.
But it's still you're sexualizing a fourteen year old girl. I mean, as
you are doing that, it's an uncomfortable Those ads are ununcomfortable when you know
now, because I don't think anybody knew she was fourteen at the time.
It's hard to tell. But when you find out that she's a fourteen year
old girl, you go, what the fuck? What's going on here?
But even the fact that her mother was such a stage mom and wanted to
fame someone, do you allow that to happen? You know? And I
think her her parents were divorced and dad was not in and out of the
picture. I had a steady job, but I don't think it was around
her tremendously. She lived primarily with the mother. And that's why the museum
is brilliant, because you come out of it and you're like, Wow,
did you want to have sex after you left her? Possibly? I would
say that, you know, any day, any day ends, and why
buddy, that's any day that ends? And why for Vince is gonna be
getting marriedorried? But not during the eclipse. To be deterrible, to be
determined. Well, I kind of like this, open mind, open mind
for Kevin, for Danny, I'm no moran. We'll see you Monday.
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