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But let me ask you this done
in the meantime. You are in Hell,

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so who would be your roommates?
So if it's actually hell and the

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premises I'm there for purposes of eternal
torment, it would be Pat Robertson,

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Like, no questions asked, because
like I have one and have nothing in

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common with the man. But also
he's just he is he is the devil

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in Cardiate, like if the devil
is real, he exists as Pat Robertson

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did on Earth. So I don't
yeah that Pat Robertson probably would be my

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pick for this particular problem. Last
week we asked you are in Hell and

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who is your roommate? I was
excited to see what the answers of this

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one would be, and I think
there's some pretty good ones here. So

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let's read our top three answers from
last week. Number three is from mister

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Colby the Second, who says,
my roommate is Eddie van Halen and turn

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it up to eleven would be ten
times better than listening to hims all day

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and night in heaven, which is
true. I mean, like it seems

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like all the cool people do go
to Hell. I don't know, do

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you agree with that, Richard,
do you think that's yeah? More interested

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in having Steve I though, because
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Crossroad, which was all about the
devil someone selling the soul to the devil

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to become a great guitar player.
So I'd personally choose Steve I over Eddie

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van Halen. But great, you
know you always make deals with the devil?

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Can we make deals with God?
Is that a thing too? I

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don't know. Is there some sort
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don't know. That's for theologians to
decide. But number two comes from Diana

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Bender, who says, I am
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Oh, that would be really bad
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She'd probably be very like. She'd
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you did anything that she didn't like. You know, she'd probably be really

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mad at stuff. I don't know. It probably would be a fun time,

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especially if you were ill. She'd
just encourage you to embrace so for

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involved with them giving you a medicine. That's a good point. If she

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saw you burning, she's like,
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It's like a good thing, and
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that's not true. I need a
tile at all, at least if I'm

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burning, probably do bore, but
at least that number one comment that comes

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from R. C. Blazer,
who says, nobody tell God, but

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I am definitely afraid of Audrey Hepburn, my roommate, And now's like really

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great, like, oh no,
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like, yeah, that's pretty funny. Wrong answers only get the ball rolling

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here? For is Jamie? Why
is God hiding from us? Because if

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we ever find him, he got
some splaining to do. Yes, oh

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my goodness, yeah, he's I'll
have to ask our forgiveness. And I'll

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piggyback on that and say because he's
a big fan of Hide and Seek and

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wants to be the best, I
don't know, the very best, very

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best. So last week we asked
you wrong answers only, why is God

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hiding from us? And our top
three answers were pretty good. So in

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third place from this past week was
Jay ray Reddin says, don't predators always

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hide from their prey? Which this
is a great one seeing as kind of

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what we're what we're going to be
talking about in a little bit. But

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what are your thoughts on this one? Christy? I mean it hits.

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I appreciate a little bit of snark
early in the day, like at the

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beginning of the broadcast. I'm here
for it. And number two is Jason

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Katz that says God isn't hiding,
he just goes to a different universe in

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Canada, you wouldn't know him.
Solid work. I love this one.

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Your girlfriend in Canada that you right, she couldn't come. She's busy modeling.

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She could make it to this middle
school dance. Yeah, I promise

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she's absolutely real. Just she lives
in Canada and goes to a different school

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and all that. And in first
place, we have Scottish hear saying why

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is God hiding from us? He
owes Mary two thousand years and child support

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he holy ghosted her. There are
a multiple multitier joke, right like there

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are multiple puns in here. And
I love this. Any of the thoughts

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on this one only that this is
great work and I really appreciate everything that

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the audience puts together on these This
has been a really fun segment for the

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last several months, so this week's
prompt is what is an inappropriate thing to

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say at a religious funeral? Now? This is this is this is a

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spicy one. Yeah. I don't
even know. I don't even know if

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I have a good answer for this, but I think you had a really

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good one for this. What would
you say is an inappropriate thing? They

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had a religious funeral? He has
written, Oh, that's so bad,

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it's so bad. I don't know. I can't I can't be bad.

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I can't think of anyone for this. But we won't know what you guys

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think, so leave a comment below. Last week's question we asked was what

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is inappropriate to say at a religious
funeral? This was a hot question to

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ask. Was a little nervous about
some of the responses, but we have

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our top three responses for you here. Number three comes from our URL turner,

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who says, sorry, that's our
E turner. My contexts are not

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in right again, and I gotta
work with that. But anyway, it

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says inappropriate thing to say at a
religious funeral. I'm sure he's down below

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screaming up at us, which is
really I know old. That's an old

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George Carlin reference, is it George
Carlin. That sounds like George Carlin thing.

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Okay, all right, I'm knocking
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But you know what, maybe George
Carlin is screaming up at us,

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telling us we're stealing his jokes.
So regardless of that. Number two comes

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from Kirkin M who says, inappropriate
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are gathered here today on this joyous
occasion to celebrate the passing of the deceased.

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May we all join him soon?
Which is very funny. I don't

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I like that one. Number one
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the number three and number one comment
on Truth Wanted the other day. By

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the way, it said inappropriate thing
to say at a religious funeral. Let's

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give it three days and see if
it takes. Which is awesome, well,

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very good. These are great answers. These are better than I was

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very afraid of the answer to the
question last week, but we ended up

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getting some really good one for you. The prompt for next week is name

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a lesser known reason why God smites
people. So please answer your question below

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in the video comments section, and
next week we will reveal the top three

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answers. But before I move on, Emma, what do you think what

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is what will be a lesser known
reason why God smites people? Do you

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know any yeah? Oh it was
so many swiping tender in church, swiping,

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oh, swiping tender in church.
Just a good one, oh man.

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Yeah, but what if you're like
looking for your I know a very

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devout Christian man who met his wife
on tinder. Oh it's allowed, yeah,

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just not in church. Just not
in church. Okay, okay,

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that's fair. That's fair because that's
like, that's the holy time, you

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know what I mean. You don't
want to be having in pure thoughts?

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Well no, no, no,
no, no, you go wife hunting

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when church is over right, right
right, You've got to find your tinderrella

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outside of the Big Man's house.
The question was what are some of the

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lesser known reasons for God to smite
somebody? So our number three favorite answer

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is from Christopher Brazinski smiting shall happen
for putting ketchup on steak. I think

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that's fair. I think that's fair. Butt. How about you? Yeah,

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you know that is a crime against
humanity, putting ketchup on a state.

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But you know, one of our
other hosts, Katie Montgomery would say,

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probably even along the same lines as
putting Mayo on anything, which I

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wholeheartedly disagree with that. Yeah,
let's let's not get carried away with the

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smiting because Mayo is delicious. Absolutely, we are pro Mayo here today,

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and Katie can go back and watch
this later and tell us we're wrong in

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the comment section. Well, glad
to know we're on the same team.

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Are our number two favorite answer this
week came from Loki twenty two forty uh

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lesser known reason of God smites people
putting the toilet paper roll so it unrolls

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from the back. I agree with
this one. Yeah. I have never

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understood the toilet paper debate. It's
right up there for me with like pineapple

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on pizza, Like it's been it's
been discussed, it's been done. I

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don't understand why everybody's so upset about
You think it you don't care which way

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the toilet paper roll goes or are
you saying that there? Yeah, I

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feel like I can work it out. No, I can work it out

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one way or another. Like if
there is toilet paper presents, so long

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as it's not wadded up on the
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Yeah, okay, So, I
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because I think that there is an
objectively correct answer here, and it is

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so that the role opened towards you. Good to peak a little bit at

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your moral philosophy. I hope we
have some callers interested in challenging how you

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got to that answer. I mean, how do you know, Ben,

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Yeah, we all do some street
epistemology about my toilet paper preferences. That's

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coming next. Well, and our
favorite answer this week came from guidos Uh.

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He says that the best way,
or one lesser known way to be

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smited by God is just asking people
who made God. It invites a smiting

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because God hates it. When Christians
start to think this is this is true,

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this is absolutely true. Our prompt
for this week is write a slogan

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for Satan. Yeah, what do
you got? We're looking for best answers

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in the comments section. How about
for you from you? So if I

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was if I was Satan's campaign manager, the slogan would be the lesser of

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two evils. I mean, you
know, I think it pretty much right.

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You know, when when you look
at the records of the candidates.

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Yeah, let's raid go. Hey, Satan hasn't genocided anybody that I'm aware

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of. No, that goes a
long way, clean hands. Yeah,

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And last week we asked you to
write us logan for Satan, and we

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have three amazing answers here. So
in third place, our answer from Grace

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Gordon says, great slogan for Satan
is God sins, which I really I

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want to see maybe if this ended
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T shirts. I think that would
be absolutely hilarious. Yeah, it's nice

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and snoppy and short as well.
Will like that one. Yeah. Number

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two is from Belter glj. Their
slogan for Satan is murdered way fewer people

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than God, which it's funny and
also it's like it's like funny in a

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very true way that you're like,
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I also feel bad that I'm laughing
at that. And number one from Sydney

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Raptor slogan for Satan worship me or
go to Heaven, And that's you know,

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that's also funny kind of a true
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those? Yeah, I think that
last one's I think it's really funny because

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depending on how you picture heaven,
and of course different people, different believers

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picked to it in different ways.
But if you kind of take the theological

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representation that you're just going to be
praising God for eternity, I think I'd

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rather be sat at the barbecue downstairs, if I'm honest, rather than doing

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that, because that sounds really really
tedious and boring and forever. It's an

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exceptionally long long time. Well,
Ryan answers, only, when God looked

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down on his creation, he saw
it was blank. Okay, so that's

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the prompt for this week. Let
us know when Ryan answers, only,

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when God looked down on his creation, he saw it was blank. Leave

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your comments below. We'll pick the
top three and we'll read them for next

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week and it should be a good
time. But before I move on,

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Jamie, what do you think?
Well, I think that God looked down

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at his creation and saw that he
hadn't gone through enough testing. But if

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he threatened or at least bribed the
users enough, then they probably wouldn't complain.

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And last week we asked you,
God looked down on his creation and

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so it was blank. So the
top three answers were Number three, Rage

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of Heaven. When God looked down
on his creation, he said, oops,

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one, Ben, what do you
think of that? Oh, that's

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that's a great one. And you
know, if you've seen some of the

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shorts that I've been part of on
this channel, that's how I think God

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probably would respond to most of the
human body and other animals that he's created,

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because it's pretty messed up. Yeah, absolutely is. Number two is

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Jordan Moore Question of the Week.
God looked down on his creation, and

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so it was horney that. I
mean, not so much of my age,

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but certainly in many many cases you
younglings, Ben, I'm sure you're

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Horney all the time. Oh yeah, and people here know that I'm a

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trans guy, and so the I
can tell you testosterone does make a difference

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in how horny you are, so
thrown out out there, and yeah,

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I'm pretty sure that's why God had
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do with your body, because he
knows he made you to be horny,

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and then it's just like now you
can't do anything about it. Sorry.

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Number one was is it is brain
dead or maybe not be brainded? But

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that is their Monica. When God
looked down at his creation, he said

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the following seven point eight out of
ten too much water. Earlier, we've

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taken a few calls about that one
over the years, haven't we been?

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Yeah, Yeah, for sure.
Yeah. So this week we would like

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to know if you had your own
circle of hell, what would the punishment?

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So, sim if you had your
own circle of Hell, what what

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would go on there? Would it? Would it be fun? That's what

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I was thinking about this question,
And I was like, Okay, do

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they mean for you know, do
you mean for it to be like something

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that's actually like awful and torturous?
Or like what if I was the designer,

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what I would do? Because I
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be like just the biggest queer orgy
ever, like of all so all of

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us, you know, queer souls
like got sent to Hell. We would

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just be you know, fucking all
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of us. But the thing what
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definitely getting sent there is that they
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So so last week we asked,
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Hell, what would your punishment be
So these are awesome and I am excited.

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Number three, Chuck Gato says,
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my circle of heaven, you get
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is the same place, but you
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Honestly, I don't know about that. I think I would take being a

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marshmallow just by itself. Maybe not
the toasting. Number two we've got from

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Blake Walker. My circle of hell
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playing harps and singing praises to yahweh
for all eternity. Yeah, I agree

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with that. Yeah, that does
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finally, number one for last week, we've got Marcel Janssen's says version of

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hell where you actually have to read
the software user agreements you checked? Okay

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on now, that is diabolical,
Marcel, that is diabolical. I I

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yeah, If that is what hell
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might. I'm not an infinite in
hell. Yeah, right, Hey,

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some of those user agreements do feel
like their eternity, Like, how do

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you pack that much? It doesn't
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We're not gonna Here is this week's
question. If you haven't answered for it,

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comment below. It is what is
a little known reason God sends people

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to hell? So go ahead and
answer well in the comment section, not

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the live check comment section, and
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But before we do that, what
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reason? No? I don't claim
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but I know this one thing.
There is a special place in hell for

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people who say the words I could
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less. Yeah, you know that. That is, you know, a

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grammatical trope that I often fall into
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suplexes in the world for these people. Well, I mean, I don't.

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I don't know. If you want
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that today, you're more than welcome
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a bleeder. Yeah, yeah,
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When I'm thinking of this, I'm
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don't wash out, or people who
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then put it in the trash instead. And to be fair, again,

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that's something. Sometimes it's all but
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little thing. I think. You
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you, then the whole system doesn't
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what is a little known reason God
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polypockets. What is a little known
reason God sends people to hell? There's

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a special place in Hell for people
who right, you're an idiot? Why

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or you are in comment sections on
social media? Then what's your opinion on

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that one? I like that.
First of all, this person's name is

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poly Park, which is awesome.
And I like how they're commenting about specific

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places in Hell in which people should
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But like what they're what if,
like English is in their first language or

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something. You know, there has
to be there has to be some sort

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of tiered system there. That's all
I'm saying. You know, it's heered

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system. Indeed, I like that. Number two is Christine c blocking a

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parking space or scratching someone's car because
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shopping carts. Definitely a reason for
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like you, if you think about
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each other. A shopping cart is
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to you make maybe extra five ten
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That should be the arbiter by which
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if you put your shopping cart up. So I'm alright with that absolutely.

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Number one is averts a love,
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hell pouring milk in a ball and
then pouring this serial. I object to

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this, Okay, I say,
don't knock it until you try it.

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Okay, the cereal tastes different when
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do that every time. I'm just
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It's about the spice of life,
Richard. You got to mix things up

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every once in a while. It's
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put my cereal first. Maybe I'll
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to heule by it by doing the
But I need to know Ben's answers to

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this question, so complete the sentence. Ben, I know we aren't intelligently

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designed because and I have wagh too
many answers for this one So I'm going

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to pick one of my favorites,
and that is the human skull. So

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if we imagine God creating human and
just just imagine this thought process going on

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in his mind of you know,
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controls all their other organs, probably
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So I'm going to give them a
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this brain. So, okay,
we're going to put a giant cage of

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armor around this brain. Cool.
Great, sounds sounds like a great plant.

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So how does it stay in the
skull. Well, we're not going

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to hold the brain down with any
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other structures in the human body.
We're just gonna let it float freely in

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water and just hope it suspends properly. Okay, cool. So then what

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if somebody is moving too fast and
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moves around in the skull. No, No, that's fine, don't worry

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about it. So shouldn't we pad
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that when the if the brain hits
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No, No, I'm actually going
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it, so that if the brain
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spikes. Great plant, Absolutely,
great plant. And this is how we

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get concussions, everybody. Concussions are
God's fault. Last week we asked you

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complete the sentence I know we aren't
intelligently to because and now we're gonna show

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you our top three answers. So
number three from less than Lucid says,

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we know the human body isn't intelligently
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And that's true. We're like anxious
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a clear plastic bag full of vanilla
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That that Yeah, that's a good
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yeah, that's that's one reason that
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two other ones. We got our
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says we are not intelligently designed because
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pens off. So you know that's
that's true. I'm do we I mean,

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yes, I don't know. To
be honest, it's been a while

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since I do a lot of stuff
in the computer. I don't really,

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I don't really do that. So
that's that's that's, you know, I

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don't. I don't talk about pens
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so that's that's another way to think
about this. But renumber one answer

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comes from Seenalt, who says,
we know the human body is not intelligently

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designed because hang on, I'll finish
this post after I clean my glass.

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So yeah, there is that.
Yeah, I'm sure that does. I'm

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sure that does. I'm like having
contact issues right now too, so I

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might join you in the in the
blind department today, at least for one

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of my eyes, because I also
have very terrible vision. This week's prompt

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is going to be headline a Bible
story using Florida Man. I'm gonna be

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honest, this may be like one
of the top five best prompts we've done.

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We need really good answers from you
guys. Okay, so headline a

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story using Florida man in your comment
this week, and we might read it

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out for next week and pick the
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good headline for this prompt? A
Floridamon. A Floridamon in Exodus would be.

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I just had this image of God
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freeing everybody from slavery, getting them
out of Egypt, getting to the border

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of Egypt, and Florida man just
say no, we're going to build a

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wall. You can't come in.
You've got to stay in Egypt and remain

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slaves. Well, yeah, I
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thinking, like maybe the story of
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local buildings after hair growth or something
something like that. Last week's question of

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the Week was a headline a Bible
sorry, a headline made from a Bible

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story using Florida Man. In the
number three spot, we have Florida Man

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gets so high he hears a donkey
talk. It's a real Bible story,

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y'all. It's a real Bible story. And remember answers and Genesis has a

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whole page about how that donkey really
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And then number two, we've got
Florida Man after leaving Sodom and Gomorrah gets

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high on wife salts. Another real
Bible story, y'all. A woman's home

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was burning to the ground and she
looked at it and she got turned into

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a pillar of salt, and her
family couldn't even turn around to look at

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her and grieve, otherwise they might
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spice. And then we've got number
one headline, Florida man gets eaten by

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a whale, says he plans on
staying to avoid the Florida heat. We

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can understand that one. That one's
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