This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the Freak seven thirty five on the
nose, This is the down beat. It's Danny Bayless, Kevin Turner.
My name is Mike Siroy Sweet JJ Jackson. All right, who's this,
Ella Henderson? I think she wore like the voice or something. When you're
JJ has a game she plays on Wednesdays. She comes in here and asks
us for a letter. We each give two letters, and then it's kind
of like Ladies Day on Wednesday. Right, Yeah, all female return cuts,
all female return cuts with the letters that we provide her randomly. Yeah.
I don't think anyone ever knew that. Yeah, she won the X
Factor UK in twenty twelve. All right, Ella Henderson, we gave you
hard letters today, J gave an X and I think Danny gave it you.
That's limiting to potential return cuts. Maybe she'll play the Carrie Underwood Sunday
Night football theme. Hello Carrie. Anyone listen to that? Like at home?
I'm excited when I hear that song. I don't know the song bumps
me. Yeah, no, well, it gives me hype. Certainly if
it's Cowboys or Dolphins or something. You're hyped four then fine and has that
feeling. But back in the day man with a Monday night football, I
don't know the simplicity of it. I was just like, hell, yes,
and the two crappy animated helmets come and bunk each other in the middle
of the screen. That's all I really needed. Evolve. Yeah, we're
evolving the topic. But just the sentence I've been waiting all day for Sunday
night throws me off a little bit. Way night, Yeah, Sunday,
it seems like an odd sentence. Uh, join us Thursday night at the
Echo Lounge. It is the freaks first birthday party, and uh, it's
going on starting at ten am. I suppose Skins presentation is gonna be live
from the Echo Lounge. They speakeasy from two to six. If you show
up before six o'clock, that's a freebie. You're already in the building.
You are there all night long. It doesn't cost you a buck. If
you show up before six o'clock, it's it cost you nine dollars and seventy
one cents ninety seven to one. And uh, it's gonna be a party
all night long. Man, We're gonna We're gonna have some music. Oatmeal
Pizza is there playing there in Nirvana songs and if you haven't seen him yet,
they are incredible and uh and very good. I had some friends in
town a few weeks ago for Casha's surprise little birthday party and Christina played and
open Pizza Plate Saturday night, and they went like reluctantly, Oh cool,
let's go watch Mikey's girlfriend's band. I mean, they didn't know anything and
they were rocking. They're like, my god, why didn't you tell me
they were good? We're like, I told you, you just didn't listen.
OPI A pizza is incredible. The U, the Quaker City Nighthawks are
just nothing but cool and uh and brand New Funk is gonna be the sort
of the holding things together. So come by the Echo Lounch please, if
you're on the fence. It would mean a ton to us if we if
we had a real nice attendance of this thing and hang with our people.
So please, if you're thinking about it, make it work. Tell a
friend to bring a buddy, bring a lady friend to the Echo Lounge on
Thursday to celebrate the one year anniversary of this little thing staying alive. Fighting.
Hopefully we got many years to come. But we're gonna party on Thursday
night. I like news, and I like Kevin, and I like the
scuttle. But I've got some stuff involving food and drink that's always a big
hit. In a second, but first, we have a python on the
loose in Oklahoma, and I'm gonna let the Oklahoma News describe this for you.
J JF. You to mind cranking me out. This is about one
minute here. This python has gotten big over the last few months and it's
still on the loose. They feel like they've got a good idea where it's
at, but it's not done yet. Still on the loose. A python
in ok s ready problematic. Python slithering in a South Okac mobile home park
is actually thirteen feet long and has been there since June eating cats. Okay,
there's that getting started. It's fun to be looking for some reason.
Right at Danny as he busts up, he did it like if you were
if you were sipping, we would have got a spit take out right there.
His pacing, his alliteration, the delivery perfect because I was gass.
I was thinking of his alliteration as he was sitting at his little desk at
his Oka See news station, writing, what prolific python south slythering and slithering
south? And I'm like, oh, he got the and then he hits
you hard with a hard cat and he's eating cats. Play it again,
please? Yes? And by the way, this audio and the whole segment
bright to by Parker University problematic python slithering in a South okc mobile home park.
It's actually thirteen feet long and it has been there since June eating cats.
A snake was captured on camera in Burtwood last week. It was six
feet long in June. Now it's thirteen feet long. Okay, so June
to now four months, five months, don't even know. Four months,
yeah, three July, August, September, yeah, three or four months
whatever. It's doubles its size for the double. I don't believe that because
it's been eating cats. You're cats. You're a six foot python. You're
gonna get to thirteen feet in three months? Yeah, I don't believe it.
Okay, by the end of the year, this is gonna be eighteenth
Yeah. We will talk. Forty feet the size on my tree, your
tree is forty is better than eighty that you guessed. Come over, Come
over, I come over. Are you ready? The park located right next
to Bryant Elementary School, no gates stopping it from slithering over there? Okay,
it's by a school with no gates to stop it from slithering over there.
All right. I spoke with Trevor of Redbeard Wildlife Hired to get that
snake out. Trevor says, it's been surviving under one of the homes.
It just so happens. Half the cats in the neighborhood are missing. You're
half? Okay? Do we have a cat tracker like to know that we've
lost? Are missing? Okay? If a cat doesn't want you to touch
it, you'll never touch it. But snakes good? Are these snakes stealthy
and sneaky and slythery? Mike? Is that it? Yeah, that's part
of their They don't see the snake until they're right there's one snake. Cats
are hanging out on houses too, then, yes, yeah, yeah,
wild feral cats Okay. The population has decreased by fifty percent due to the
slithery python. Prolific python. Okay, well, first of all, farrel
though those wouldn't be tracked. Other pits. Yeah, okay, do let
your pet cat out, like to go to the bathroom, something like cat's
weird doors. No, I don't know that's true. No is he don't
mean cats. This is slithering in maybe eating a cat, going in the
next house, going in the kitty door. Yeah, it's possible if anyone
has a doggy door, definitely getting there. Imagine a giant python coming in
your doggy door and you look over there. I would lose it. That
would absolutely no. No, get out. No. Do we get to
hear from Redbird, the the Trevor Reptile Bounty Hunter, the best of the
best before you hear from Trevor from Redbeard Wildlife. I want you guys to
know that I both texted and emailed Trevor from Redbeard Wildlife last night. Nothing
I got nothing back. Damn Us tells me he's on the case. We're
gonna be able to put quite the size of animal and this opossums, rabbits
like you said that Trailer parks specifically, they were complaining about, you know,
all the cats coming up missing when you had an animal that large.
And I can imagine a cat put up one nasty fight. So when it's
been attacked that many times to that extent, it's not nice. The nice,
non aggressive pet snake is gone because it's so big they can't just pick
it up and take it. He set up a trap with a twenty four
hour life feet of the snake. He says, as soon as it heads
out and gets caught, he'll let us know. Well, what's the name
of the thing? Redbeard? Can we watch the twenty four hour life feet?
I was looking for it and didn't see it on his website. I'll
just tell you that, Travis at Redbeard Wildlife. I was looking for the
live stream because I would have had it up, you know, on one
of our TVs during the show. Yeah, but I didn't see that.
Okay, Red Beard Wildlife Control, we got their number. You want to
call him, just ask if there's any update that we can be up to
the second. I didn't text him last night? Did you mean give him
a call right now? Not on? You're are you gonna call your cell
phone right now? Let's take on he gonna answer because he's trying to try.
I think that's his cell phone number. Yeah, it's just one guy,
gotta be I don't know red Beard Wildlife could be a big conglomerate service
for moles, gophers, rodents. Just see Hi, is Trevor there?
Leave a message? Have you? Have you left him a voicemail yet no
invited him to the Echo Lounge Thursday. Welcome to Red Beards Wildlife's Solutions.
We are now text for all of your wildlife removal, animal damage repair text
active my ass I texted you last night. Yeah, he's on the case.
Kevioh. Yeah, you don't call Ace van Tero when he's in the
dolphin tank. Guess what update? Snake's fourteen feet now in the last five
minutes, I go get the thing. Oh you must drop Uh, well,
Danny and Julie who dropped this bomb last week? He checked text,
I don't believe this snake can grow? This felt Okay, so this is
happening cat, This is happening in a trailer park. Yeah, there's there's
pet cats just running around all over those things. Sure, yeah, for
sure. So this this is like a cat golden corral for mister Python.
Someone said, first of all, how do you know it's not alf dressed
as a python? Because I did think of the alf eating cat thing,
but I didn't say it that's good. Uh, so you would have got
an applause for me, dude, I'm a fan of alf So for check
nine, man, I'll help with trailer park cat etiquette. The cats are
indoor outdoor to keep all other pests away. Okay, so that makes a
lot of sense. They got a job to do, like red Beard does
a job to do. A two. My wife, my wife's dad knows
every stray cat in his neighborhood. Cat people are weird, man. If
you're yeah, if you're cat people, you know, you probably get to
know a little more, yeah than other people. To us, they're just
animals frolicking about. But if you're a real cat person, there's a cat
commune in my neighborhood. Yeah, you have one. I have a few
of them down these alleys and yeah, yeah, yes, in the alleys
because me and little Malcolm will go on this walk. We always go down
this alley because there's a neighbor that has a pet rabbit that is allowed to
roam free in their backyard and it's fun. So we'll, you know,
take that little take that route so Malki can hopefully play with the rabbit.
Yeah. But on the other end of the alley is a is a cat
commune, and it's probably like a dozen of them and they all live right
in this little area outside these folks houses or these folks house, and they'll
you'll see evidence of food that people will bring them and feed them, and
water and they leave a jug of water there so you can off their bowl
what they want them to urinate covers up the smell of meth. What are
you saying. I'm saying that it's common for meth houses. This isn't a
meth houses that dabble with the death. It's not a mate. They get
cats because the smell of the urine covers up the sulfur smell that comes in
with the meth. Kevin, you've something. I moved away from Knox City
to escape the world of myth. I don't currently live in the world of
myth. I'm closer to it. I'm just telling you you didn't mean it
doesn't exist. Look, there's meth in the city of Dallas. These are
just barrel stray cat that happened to have a little outdoor home. Yeah,
they whiz and cover up the smell of all of them. Not every cats
is symbolized signifying that a meth house is nearby. Where were they hiding meth?
You should have commune. You're ridiculous. You know I had fun the
last two days, and now I'm not having fun. Hey, oh,
yesterday when I went out to get my car yesterday morning in four point thirty
eight, whatever time it was, there was no possum in front of it,
and it appeared to have rabbis. There's often one of these stray cats
under my jeep when I leave in the mornings. M hmm. I think
the warmth and protection of a jeep. You gotta be careful because the little
bitty kiddies we'll crawl into your engine and sleep on the blades of your fan.
That's not your job to check that. I should. I'm not checking
the engine every day before I leave it four thirty. They'll be careful.
He's just gonna just turn it on like ye always would. What happens you
start your car? Butcher a kitten to do that. But if he's gonna
sit on a spinning blade, he doesn't know. He thinks it's just a
warm little cot. Let's move away from wildlife. Fine fastest total time by
car. The Fast Food Awards are out happens each year. Now, these
are not awards. Is as much as scientific study, okay, about who
has good service in the arena of fast food, fastest total time by car,
have a lot. Is this national or is this a certain state national?
National? National? Okay, because there might be something we don't even
have here. No, I would say we have all all these we have
here. Okay. So the fastest time from when you place short to when
you get it on average, fastest all time about car. And this is
why places if the line starts to stack up, they go, could you
pull ahead? Because they have a timer that's testing them for things. They're
trying to win their fast the award. Yeah, it's like a rating system
thing. It really is. It's their version of the PPM. I mean,
you would think that the fast food restaurant that has the most like ready
made stuff to go, I'm gonna go with McDonald's, wouldn't you. I'm
gonna go with Taco Bell because I don't think you need specific patties. Number
four, Taco Bell, Mickey D's. Number two Mickey D's for the third
straight year. Number two, You'll get a bed. They are efficient.
What is the McDonald it's got to be where their food is. What about
Chick fil A number one for the third straight year. They are fast.
Job. Never be intimidated by the long ass Chick fil A line that's down
the street. I always don don't because you will roll through that sob like
flash, they do the lord's work. Yeah, they're incredible. Just not
say day take that day off. I want it. Buildings. If you're
building a new Chick fil A, shouldn't you almost build it around whatever your
drive through system is? I mean, what percentage do they sell in how
in building versus drive through? It's got to be seventy five percent drive through
probably, Like build the thing geared to that four land. You can have
ramps. Did I the Chick fil A by my house? They're packed inside
all the time. You don't need you could have. We have one at
Kostalinda. And I'm going to tell you guys the story about Chick fil A.
The chicken robot. Oh, the AI robot. Yeah, there's an
AI chicken robot that if you dine in at Chick fil A. So I
took Malcolm and he wanted Chick fil A, and we went and we sat
down to eat, and the lady comes over and takes our order, and
five minutes later, here comes a little shelf on wheels, unmanned, and
it turns and faces us, and there's our bags of food. It went
right to your table, right to the table and handed us our bags of
food. No, no, no, we hadn't take them. And then
you push the button that says received, and then the robot just goes and
if there's somebody standing in its way, it just goes around them and then
goes back. Yeah, if there's a person walking, yes, this thing
goes around. Yes, it's like a driverless car. That's dumb, but
it's it's the Chick fil a Chicken robot, and it's there to serve you.
Awesome. We were there like an hour and a half. It's got
a play area. Place is badass. Got a burn ninety minutes with your
toddler. Number three was Wendy's. Number five was burgering. Now accuracy,
Who gets your order right? Nobody? Nobody ever. I'm gonna I'm gonna,
oh, I'm gonna go Chick fil A. Number one taking the crown
back. They had it in twenty twenty one, lost it in twenty twenty
two. Got it back in twenty twenty three. I mean McDonald's doesn't really
Number three. A lot of custom orders at McDonald's, so they're not gonna
screw anything. Number three they get it right most of the time. King
number two, I would throw Waterburger in, but they're no there. They
have so many options. Yeah. Uh, Wendy's number five. Okay,
number four's KFC. But the only reason we're doing this. Last year's champion
did not crack the top five this year. Oh one, Arby's. Oh
Arby's just slipping off? Are they so much? So? You may have
you may want to talk to a manager and explain to him controversies, some
things that might actually help your business if you would listen instead of being offended
and screaming and calling so lease food Quality winner again Chick fil A for the
third year in a row. That's amazing. KFC. Two Chick fil A
is great. There's snake Man on the phone. Yeah, yeah, two
on quality. Yeah, he's still there. We gotta a person who's about
cat cat pie situation. Let's go ahead and take a quick call from the
Glenn. Hello. What's your name? It's Colton. Hello, Colton.
We're calling from work. I worked a wilely but I'm from Rock City.
What do you do? I'm a parks worker. Okay, good, all
right? What do you got? So? I trained on the side.
I trained police and protections doc turning on the side. So the cat pee
thing, you're right with it, like covering up the odor of the met.
But there's another side of it. That burning met actually smells like cat
pe too. Like when they smoke the met, they'll smell like cat pee.
It. It's an easy way for like my confidence stuff that I trained
to like, you know, get probable cause and all that. And we're
finding met. People are looking for myths and all that. Yeah, you
know a lot about the production of Math. It seems not the production,
but find it? Did you switch sides? Were you anything? Okay?
All right? Can they find that python? I mean, if we got
enough time we could try it. You think this, You think Redbeard's on
the case. He may be. Yep, Thank you, Colton. We
appreciate your time. Colton. You coming Thursday. I'm gonna try too.
Don't say that that's what people say. They're not gonna do something. That's
what I always say. I'm a proudly call in the work Thursday. Okay,
dude, Colton's a baller. Be there, Colton. I got plenty
of sick time. I could use it. There you go, dude.
Yeah, dude, you're coming down with a little sin of stuff. I
can hear it. Gets sick with us, Colton, Yeah, gets sick
with the downbeat. All right, Calton, come say hey to us when
you can't walk up to us, Say hey, I'm Colton, the guy
that called in about the cat pee. I got you. I can't wait
to meet you tomorrow night at the Echo out love you, We love you,
Promise you'll be there. Doesn't love it. He's not going, no
going, no, Colton, nobody's going gratch him off the list. JJ
no, put him, add him back to the invite list going and actually
take his number down for as meth guy put a picture of him at the
front door. Oh yeah, JJ, he's not allowed to come. Uh.
That'll do it for now. That's it. That's good. We did
the news. Good job. Well, I'll let you know if we find
this Oklahoma City Python more than the Rangers later in the show as well.
Coming up next though, it's me. It's the No Wake Zone with your
friendly neighborhood Manatee. I went to Buffalo to watch the Miami Dolphins on the
road against the Buffalo Bills, and I have some stories, including some really
funny stuff that gets yelled at you when you're wearing the opposing team's gear at
a game in Buffalo. It can all be yours next on ninety seven one, The Free