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Oh yes, Hello, Hello,
thank you for tuning in. Welcome to

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Laura Kane after Dark. Hello,
pretty lady, really you look very pretty

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today? Do you like my outfit? I do. This is Eric Rimer,

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my co host. Hi. I'm
glad you said that because it has

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something to do with tonight. We
have producer Brian over there. Hi.

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Before Well, no, I think
we should do Okay, listen to the

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secret sound first. Okay, okay, we brought back the secret sound.

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If you guys have been a listener
of the podcast for a while, we

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used to do this and it was
really fun because you could to figure out

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what it is like if you want
to guess, and if you guess it

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correctly and we see it, you'll
win one hundred bucks. That's the prize.

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Wait real quick, since froun week
two, I feel like you should

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give a small hint as to what
room you recorded it in. No,

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not yet, not yet, because
we're going to see because when we did

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this last time, it was a
while before somebody. Yeah, we got

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to keep it alive and keep it
like moving, then get new sound in

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or something. Well, this is
only the second week, so what hit?

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Okay, maybe we should give like
one tiny, not the room it

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was recorded in. Okay, but
okay, I know what to say.

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We Eric and I did it together. Yeah you said that last Okay,

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Well that's this week's hint. Okay, we're going That narrows it down to

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two person and or one person things. Okay, we were inside. That

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narrows it down to hey anything,
second week, two hints already there you

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go. Let's play that secret sound. Can you turn it up a little

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bit? Yeah? Okay, okay, it's something you guys are doing too

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close to the phone to record it. It's all that because I'm sure Eric

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was doing it while you were holding
the phone. And Eric definitely bumped your

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phone, not necessarily my powers of
deduction. Why don't you zip your lip?

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I feel like he was rubbing two
things together. I don't know,

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long smooth motionsness against China. Oh
my god. Well that didn't take long,

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and that's something we can never take
back. Guess Guesses, Guesses,

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You can comment on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok luracane a d A, Gmail,

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on YouTube. If you guess it
correctly and we see it, we'll

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get in hold of you and you
get a hundred dollars and my girlfriend's in

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the house today, Maggie Lowe.
Yes, I may. She's actually spending

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the night here tonight because she uh, she just is, because she is

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having I spend the night. I
know, aud here, are you too?

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Going to be like running around in
lingerie later hopefully with like kitten heels

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and like hopefully we'll see, we'll
see. Laura got rid of her kids

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and took in all the strays she
could find. Oh my god, Maggie's

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no stray but no, but well, yes, anyway, it's a it's

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a it's a circus. It's a
circus in this in this place here.

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Uh first, wait, I have
gifts and I have something. What else

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do I have? Oh? Oh
okay, this kind of ties in with

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something that I'm going to show you. But I did something and oh my

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god, I got so many compliments
and I got accolades like you couldn't believe.

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And I felt bad about it,
and I'll tell you why and what

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I did. Oh boy, but
it was it was awesome. But at

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the same time, I feel like
a fraud again. Oh boy. But

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okay, so we have that.
Do you know what it is, Maggie?

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Oh boy? Oh no, watch
no that I'm not ever going to

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do again, but I'm glad I
did because we got to meet David Steele.

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But anyway, Okay, first we
need to talk about our new sponsor,

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who's not really new. They were
on last year during this time.

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It is the Skidaddle eighth annual five
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fun. I'm the MC And if
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the five k run walk takes place
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Bay. Enjoy the course. I
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we muchuld do. We had a
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It was great. And then afterwards
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face painting. It's just really fun. And again on the MC and there

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And Okay, so I try or
I want to do this every month,

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and I'm going to start doing it
every month, and I think we

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should call it instead of Laura's sixty
nine dollars Outfit of the Month, I

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think it should be called Laura's Cheapass
Outfit of the Month because this time it's

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cheap ass. We should not put
swear words online. Doesn't like swear words,

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okay, well cheapo cheepo cheapo sure, Okay. Anyway, so I

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wore this outfit which I will stand
up and show you to Manhattan restaurant with

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the girls the other night for Tad's
birthday. Yes, and a waiter under

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his breath, but kind of walked
by me and he said, that is

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a really nice dress. What that
didn't happen? I swear to God.

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And he was like, why would
I lie about that? I don't know.

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Well, because to prove that you
have a good fit. No,

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and he was like maybe twenty five. I was like, okay, I

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gotta go on on. So a
twenty five year old guy walked by and

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complimented me under his older women.
It was like, it's a really good

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dress. I believe it, and
you like you said, I looked really

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nice when I walked in. Okay, let me stand up and show you

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the whole thing. Okayeah, no, wonder he liked the dress. Dress,

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I had your legs bread and since
you can't see my whole body,

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I'll show you the shoes, which
are super co Oh you're gonna okay and

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stone really yeah, there we go, there we go. Okay, I'm

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just gonna keep my hand here.
Oh my god, I just flash everybody

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because we don't know. I think
you're fine. I think you're fine because

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we don't edit this. I think
you're fine. Wow, just put a

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big face of a beaver over it
if you see you know what, I

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don't even care. No, you
should care, because it'll get the channel

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taken down. I have underwear on. It's not like I'm like showing be

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Okay, it's fine. It's like
we could call this episode leave it to

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be. You can check beforehand if
you want to, Okay, okay,

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okay. So these are the shoes
that go with aren't those so cute?

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These woven little like platform shoes.
Okay? And then I was wearing the

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purse I had was an Eaves Laurent, this color of like a off white,

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and I had it going on.
And you know how much this entire

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outfit on, shoes, purse,
dress, It's on the website by the

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way, Yeah, so much salt
dollars, well close fifty six dollars.

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Because so I take it that Eve
Saint Laurent was Evie Saint Laurent. Yeah,

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that is from I bought it from
the same street I bought the watch

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from. Okay, Okay, so
it streets that canal Okay, that makes

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sense. Okay, So the dress
is from I don't like saying Temu,

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I don't feel it doesn't feel right
coming out of my mouth. But it's

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from Timu, Timu eleven dollars and
ninety nine cents. I wonder it constantly

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hikes up above your butt. Well, it's it's very cute. I bet

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that that waiter who said there was
nice dress. I bet you didn't realize,

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but your dress was like around your
waist or something, and he was

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like a nice dress. Suit,
it's nice. Stop it's not wearing any

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pants. The shoes were on clearance
at Walmart for fifteen dollars, so eleven

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ninety nine, fifteen dollars, and
then the purse I think was thirty,

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So I mean I had it going
on for fifty six dollars. I'm sorry,

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touch those shoes. Touch them.
Okay, I'm sorry, but mister,

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I'm never setting foot in a Walmart. What did you just say to

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me the other day? What did
you just declare to me the other day

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that I had to go there and
buy bins for my storage in it?

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And you actually no, he said
he did not have a bad time there.

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He actually enjoyed Target because I haven't
met Target, and it's so much

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cheaper. Walmart is great. Anyway, I'm with Eric on this one.

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You have huge feet. Well that
makes sense. What kind of shoes are

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those? Puma's? They're the Mercedes
Benz Oh Mercedes. Oh my god?

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Are those new? Yes? Where
did you get them at the outlet?

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I got them at Puma? Oh
okay, I was a pretty Okay,

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he's one up on me. But
anyway, that's my Laura's chief Ot outfit

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of the month. And you can
see if you want, there's links.

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I put a link to the dress
in the shoes if you want to buy

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them. Anyway, very cute.
It's very hard doing this with two men

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because I'm not getting any love.
But that's what I don't need to.

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I said, you look Fay,
you did, and thank you very much.

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Jeff, your show was mostly men. I know. Wait, okay,

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I would like you to Are you
going to talk about it in a

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minute? Okay? About my post
on Instagram? There's going to be a

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reunion. Oh wait? What?
Okay, I don't know if I'm supposed

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to talk about it. Who's hosting
it? Nobody? Well, it's I

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don't think I should talk about it
just yet. Okay, Okay, tell

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us after and forget I ever said. But just let me just put it

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this way. We're all going to
be together in August. Oh that that

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all of us. We're talking Jeff, Jared, Tommy, Randy, Emily

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and me. Okay, you know
what, I'm crashing this because I'm I

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got screwed over for the wedding.
Sorry, has been's only well he was

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kind of part of the show a
lot of the times. He was one

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of our best like callers, frequent
caller. I don't know if really counts

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as the cast. I'm crashing it. Okay. So first, this is

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a very big day for you.
I have many gifts for you. Oh

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my god. Two of the gifts
are from our friend Maggie. Okay,

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and they're wearable and we have to
wear them right now. Okay, I'm

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in. Are you sure in?
Okay, I'm going to pull them out

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right now. Whatever Maggie gets me, I love Okay, Okay, why

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why why is she saying that,
Maggie like this, here's your do you

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know? In my in my closet
because I have a walk in closet.

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I have these displayed on the wall, the one that we had from Yeah,

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he wears. These were all the
Pride, he goes to, Yeah,

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the zero zero. Here are the
sunglasses that go with them. This

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is just Elton John. Look though, this isn't even like a gay pride

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thing. This is Elton John.
This is this is fantastic. You do

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look good. Listen, and I
have mine. Oh my god, here

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is great. I have the world's
biggest head. You guys. Look,

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it's not fit fabulous communists. Look
at how high it sits on my head.

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I have a huge head. Oh
my god, no hat it.

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Oh my god, this is great. Now you know Ace hardware in Hillcrest.

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Yes, I can't even put on
the headphones. It's behind your head.

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Oh yeah, okay, so they
have so many cool, like cute,

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weird fun things. I found something
for you, oh boy, that

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I just had to get. Okay, please read what this little put him

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over the front. I just won't
put him on. I don't even want

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I put him over the lip.
Oh, over the lip, over the

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lip. There you go. God, you guys are like Nazi essays.

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But this is good. Oh my
gosh, it's great. Oh I'm not

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going to do it. There is
law can all right? This is for

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you. Please just read it.
Read it. Out loud before you read

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it to yourself. Just read it
out loud. If I say, let

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me check my calendar, you should
know I'm lying and just don't want to

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participate. I lost my calendar twenty
sixteen. He's the only human being on

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the planet that has a paper calendar. I do, and we cannot make

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any plans until he checks that paper
for calendar. I'm going to defend him

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because I think paper calendars are awesome, but not not the ones you hang

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on your wall. I like leather
bound calendar. That's what I have in

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my bag. Oh, and they're
awesome. I have never used mine because

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I don't know he is unable to
make a commitment without checking that paper calendar.

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I don't want to double book myself. Well, why don't you just

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put it on your phone? Because
I don't know how he's got that calendar

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and he's still is late to the
podcast. This is this is what I

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think, Oh my god, this
is the best thing. You don't want

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to do it ever. And then
I found this, which is I don't

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know where you're going to put it, but it needs to be displayed somewhere,

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okay, because YO gifted Oh my
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been lucky enough to to check it
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What can I say? I got
to give my man props here. Thank

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you. You're blessed for his kickstand
pretty much pretty much once you get to

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his age. It does prevent you
from rolling out of bed in the morning,

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oh my gosh. Well and then
when well always he doesn't wear underwear,

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and a lot of the times he
wears pants that are very, very

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sheer. So that's when you need
to be careful. Okay, shearer,

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I'm very wearing Amyse and the like. I mean when we had our v

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house event, you were wearing the
thinnest pants I'd ever seen on the man.

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Like the tightest pants. Yeah,
oh they were tight, but they

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weren't They weren't thin. They were
tight though, Yeah they were tight their

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pants were you see, they were
any tighter you would have seen, you

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would have it would have been like
spandex. Okay, So those are your

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gifts. You're welcome, You're thank
you, Maggie, my two girlfriends.

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Okay. So when I went to
Manhattan in this outfit that the twenty five

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year old commented on and complimenting me
on, thank you very much. It

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was Tad's birthday and his thirteenth anniversary
being the piano player at Manhattan. Well,

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he was entertaining everybody, and it's
a dinner place, so people are

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eating while he's playing the piano,
and then like the later it gets,

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the more people get up and dance
and stuff like that. Well nobody was

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really saying anything like, you know, happy birthday, this is you're here

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thirteen years da da da dah.
So I took it upon myself and like

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I need to get on the mic
and make a big deal about him,

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just to like, oh boy,
just to honor him because we go there

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a lot and we're become friends.
So I was like thinking that, yes,

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he's been on our show. And
I was trying to write out lyrics

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to the song fly Me to the
Moon about Tad, and I was just

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having such a hard time. And
then I remembered something I I did this

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thing. I had it ready.
I told him, Hey, I have

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something that I would like to read
to you, a poem. Is that

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okay if I take the mic after
you're done with this song? He said

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sure. I went up. I
read this poem pretty much standing ovation people

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were coming up to me after I
read it, like throughout the night,

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saying that was so amazing. I
can't even believe he wrote that you did

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such a great job. That what
a great tribute. Blah blah blah blah.

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Oh no, I didn't. I
just got went to my chat GBT

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app. Oh my god, it's
a poem that Is there a charge for

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that app? Or is it free? I think I don't know. Okay,

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So what I did was this,
I said, write a poem for

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Tat. He plays the piano,
he has curly hair, he has a

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tan, he plays any song.
He's really nice, like any just like

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little random, random, random random, be good because you hyped it up

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so much already. Oh I don't
where's my phone? Anyway? It spit

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out within seconds this poem that was
so well crafted. You know, your

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phone's on the ground next to you. Hold on. I don't know if

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I can pull it up. Yes, you can on the other side of

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the couch. Because I've done other
things since I it's still there. We're

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gonna have to assault and a natural
born killer or that. What's the movie?

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Basically? I know that's not cool
on YouTube. Okay, let me

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see if it's still here. But
like the people I was with were like,

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wow, you're that. It was
so good, you're so And of

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course I didn't tell anybody what am
I gonna do. I just accepted the

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uh the compliment everybody knows. Now
give you that. I want to give

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you that tip history. Okay,
here we go. Uh ah, okay,

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let's see. Okay, Harry go
ready. You know, just gave

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me a great idea. What we're
all gonna write tributes to each other using

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chat GBT. I love it.
I'm good. Okay, here we go.

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In Manhattan's Heart, Tad takes the
stage a maestrove piano, a singer

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with grace, his curly hair and
warm tan glow. He brings joy to

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all, a talent that shows his
worn out keys bear testament true to the

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countless hours he's played for me and
you. Yet he's not weary. His

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passion is still strong. Just beginning
his journey where dreams belong, he fills

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our souls with melodies sweet, we
love him, Dearly, our Heart skip

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a beat, songs of all eras. His voice does embrace. But tonight,

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let's spare him the piano Man's space. He doesn't like playing that song.

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Oh, I had to find that
out ahead of time. When he

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opens his mouth, we go wild. Our feet can't still. And still

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they danced like a child, tickling
the ivories, his fingers so fleet.

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He captivates us all a musical feat. So raise your glasses. Let the

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celebration begin to tad the musician.
The joy from within, cheers to his

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talent, his spirits so free.
We love him dearly now and for eternity

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that everybody, well, not according
to every single person that came up to

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me throughout the night. Now that
and I mean, come on it,

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spit it out within a seconds.
Oh, I believe in chat GPT's capabilities.

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But that's still nothing. I mean, that's isn't that I mean?

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But that it's uninspired? It is, Well, are you impressed a little

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bit? Would you have been impressed
if you would have seen me up there?

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Since? Yes, thinking that I
would have that, I wrote that

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I have literally I think I would
have been impressed to I would not have

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recommended you become probably given you a
lap dance. I think we should do

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your idea and put little facts.
All you have to do is put like

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a little little like tidbits of like, yeah, like what you look like,

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your characteristics and dah da da da
and it let's see what it spits

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out. Okay, we'll do that
next weeks. I'm gonna write you a

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poem right now. Oh see,
it'll okay, fine, whatever, that's

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great. My god, that is
the funny everything. Oh my god,

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that is hilarious. I know,
I know, I know. So okay,

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then I have a question. Yes, it's about well, don't okay,

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don't get all but hurt and like
yell at me again. Oh,

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it's about the upcoming wedding, which
is happening. He was thrown over for

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for Stacy. Thanks Stacy. Yeah, Charlie's getting married. When I'm Maggie,

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I'm crashing at I'm gonna get trashed
on the plane. I'm trying to

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trying to be heartfelt. Gotta throw
up right on her, my only son

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getting married, and this is what
happens. He can't get over it,

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and then I'm gonna veto everything.
I'm probably gonna kick the cake over,

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tip the table over, and that
the cake's on. So the wedding is

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very chill. It's it's not like
your traditional wedding and the theme is like

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garden party, like kind of floral. Great, then I'm going to bing

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a weed whacker and mow down all
the flowers. Now, look, I

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can't wear white because yo, we
don't do that at a white I can't

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wear black because you don't do that
a funeral. You can't wear red because

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that stands out too much in pictures. Right, I'm worried about like the

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if I pick a floral pattern,
it might be too busy. I'm stressing

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about what I'm going to wear to
this one. I would wear like a

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pastel, wear a spring color like
those like the really soft like yellow or

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a soft pink. Now what style? I'm the mother of the groom,

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but I don't want to be dowdy. How it depends on how formal wedding

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it is. It's not super it's
not like, oh my god, no,

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no, it's not formal. It's
not super formal. Does this mean

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we're gonna you know what, even
though you're throwing me over for Stacy,

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I will help you, will you? Yes? When is the wedding the

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twenty first, so we don't have
much time July? Yes, I know,

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I can't even wait. It's going
to be so great. But I

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you know, the goal is when
you're a woman and you're invited to somebody's

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wedding, you do not upstage to
the bride. Right, your media gonna

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You're gonna have to keep these at
a minimum. I know, I know

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I will do that. But can
I wear sleeves or can I wear just

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like no sleeves? Is that is
that inappropriate? Have you been to a

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wedding before. Yeah, well,
I'm just saying, like it's my son's

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wedding. I just want to make
sure that I'm appropriate, But I want

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to don't want to be dowdy mother. It's a summer wedding, so it's

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to be a little bit more casual, something airy and something like softas so

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below the knee. Yes, for
sure, you're overthinking it, but yeah,

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I am a mini skirt. I
just I just don't want to be

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something slowly, just something nice,
right, but not too loud as far

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as you could if it's something you
could wear the church. I don't church

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in sol, I know, but
still you get the idea. I will

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help you. Okay, this thing's
giving me the biggest headaches. Oh,

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by the way, I have a
poem for you. Okay, here we

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go. Okay, I want to
know what all right? No, I

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don't what do you mean that things
giving you a headache? I told you

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I have a huge head. It
doesn't fit. Oh my god, are

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you right? Yes, it's fine, okay, because you have a little

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perfect head. Excuse me? All
right, red spotlight, all right.

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In the realm of radio soft embrace, Laura came once failed her place on

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the waves of Jeff and Jair.
Her voice a melody, lighta's air.

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Yet when she penned her poems,
fair the words they hung in empty air

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for inspiration, spark, it seemed
had slipped away from Laura. Her verses

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flowed a steady stream, but lacked
the fervor, lacked the gleam of passions,

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fire, bright and bold. Her
story is told, but left us

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school. Laura, with your radiant
smile, your heart's so warm, your

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gracier style, May you find the
muse you seek to color words, to

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make them speak, for in the
silence, there's a song waiting for you

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all along. Okay, that part's
too compliment. What the hell did you

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put in there? That I that? I uh, I put a poem

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about someone and I'm not now.
I put write a poem Aboutlaura Kane,

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who used to be on the Jeff
and Jerry Show, about how her poetry

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is uninspired. Oh my god,
well whatever, you guys, whatever.

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I think that I had a brilliant
idea when I did that, and I

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just wanted to share, all right
in the meantime. You know what I've

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been doing a lot lately is grunting. What have you been grunting? When

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you get up and down? Honey? I know every single time I do

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anything, I don't advise getting old. Is that the one that Brian?

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Is that the one you use?
The green? The white one? It's

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this one right there? Yeah,
chat gbt, Okay, the world is

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a random news. Give me some
music while you guys are not paying attention

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to me. Hey, I've got
some good stuff here. I know you

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want to hear another one, Well, yes, go ahead. In the

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annals of radio a name we hear
Laura's came who whose fame once near On

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the Jeff and Show she did shine, But in her poetry there's little divine.

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She scribbles lines without a spark.
Her words fall flat, They miss

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the monk a poet's soul. She
cannot claim for her vessels, bring her

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only shame. Oh my god,
her mother for's limp. Her rhymes are

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poor, Her imagery lacks, her
themes a bore. She crass with the

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hands that know no art. Her
poetry has no art to do. I

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say, you really went down in
flames with chat GBT. I know,

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I'm actually impressed by how good.
Don't worry, mins gonna be really good.

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You better some nice facts about me. You're all going to be nice

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or put in some interesting things.
I don't know, whatever, do whatever

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you want. I don't care anymore. It's going to be probably horrible and

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mean. No, mine isn't okay? Good should be I know totally.

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Oh, the world's largest museum for
poop just opened in Williams, Arizona,

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near the Grand Canyon. Go or
what do they even have to show fossilized

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poop? And the museum is called
the Poosium Mine. Guess what road track?

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Oh God, so going to the
most expensive vintage toy ever has been

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sold at auction for five hundred and
twenty five thousand dollars, and he guesses

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as to what vintage toy it could
possibly be? The Ragged Doll anti doll

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that was in the Conjuring Museum.
Nope. Not even a hot wheel,

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Nope. An original Star Wars Boba
Fett. Yeah, action figure from nineteen

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seventy nine. Yep, it makes
it the most expensive vintage toy ever.

407
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.640
Yeah. Those things sell for a
fortune. And you know what, my

408
00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:22.720
brother has all of them. They
got to still be in the cases though,

409
00:31:23.480 --> 00:31:26.559
you mean, like the boxes,
original packaging. You want the big

410
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:30.480
money he has? Do you know
that case that has that It was like

411
00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:34.079
the face of Darth Vader. Yeah, he has that. Yeah, but

412
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.720
it's still and theyre probably were some
money. But if you want the if

413
00:31:37.720 --> 00:31:41.200
you want the big money, you
need the original packaging. What are you

414
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.079
sick of people trying to convince you
is great? Here are some things.

415
00:31:47.920 --> 00:31:52.559
Starting a business. People try to
convince you you should start a business,

416
00:31:52.559 --> 00:31:56.000
be your own boss. It's not
as great as I think. The problem

417
00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:00.799
is that people who think they're doing
that are not actually starting their own business.

418
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:04.319
Like they're not actually starting their own
business. Are you laughing? What's

419
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:09.559
going on? Why does she do
it? Why? Phones? I look

420
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:13.440
like no, I like this out. Just take that I'm wearing a home

421
00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.440
Take the phones off. Oh my
god, I think funny is happening.

422
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:19.960
I don't know why, you guys, I look like Mickey Mouse for a

423
00:32:20.000 --> 00:32:25.119
second. Maggie, you're disturbing the
entire program. Not funny is happening.

424
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.039
Well, we're not in the loop. I'm in the loop. It just

425
00:32:30.079 --> 00:32:35.160
like it's just I love Meggie's left
so much. Oh my god. Another

426
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:40.000
thing is running. Running is running
sucks? Running? Running sucks. Now.

427
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:45.279
I only run if someone's chasing every
time, then every slow. I

428
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:49.119
really really wish I loved it.
I want the runners high. I want

429
00:32:49.119 --> 00:32:52.279
to feel that you didn't. I
used to run every other day. Did

430
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.880
you enjoy it? No? I
hated it every second? Oh my god.

431
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:59.920
And I used to run with my
mom, who is you know,

432
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:04.480
misfitness? Yes, she loved it. Probably she would drag drag my ass

433
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:08.480
out there and run. Do you
do you like it or don't like it?

434
00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.160
When people say, oh my gosh, you have to watch this TV

435
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:14.839
show, it's the greatest thing in
the world. I love them when people

436
00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:16.599
do that, you do love it? Oh, speaking of oh, I

437
00:33:16.640 --> 00:33:22.720
got one too, Oh I am
Have you watched Owning Manhattan? No?

438
00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:25.519
I don't know what that is?
So good? Is it like selling Sunset.

439
00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:30.920
Yeah. And then I watched last
night the new Nicole Kidman Zach Efron

440
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.359
movie A family. Oh see,
I won't do that because it's wrong.

441
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:37.319
Calm it's I can't. It was
dumb. I didn't like it. We

442
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:43.039
need a we are going to have
a family outing to see long legs.

443
00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:45.319
You want to? I heard it's
fantastic, let's do it. Also,

444
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:50.000
I've got something. I just watched
Amazon Prime original show. It's been out

445
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:52.920
for a while now, but the
boys, Oh yeah, I heard lots

446
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:54.480
about it, and I was like, yeah, whatever, like you know,

447
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:58.559
I see that all the time and
the same same, And I watched

448
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:00.519
it and it's fucking fantastic. Stick. It is so good now. It

449
00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:06.119
is incredibly shocking though it is very
like gory and very it pushes it.

450
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.639
Is it like supernatural? Like oh, superpowers type of thing? Like I

451
00:34:08.679 --> 00:34:12.760
don't know, kind of, but
it's if like what if at one point

452
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.599
we had developed superheroes and then they
became bought out by a corporation and they

453
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:21.280
became pretty shitty people. It's it's
actually incredibly good. Wow. I saw

454
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:24.920
on Friday night A Quiet Place Day
one. Oh. I heard that was

455
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:30.920
phenomenal. It was fantastic. Really
was it better than the first? A

456
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:36.360
quiet place? Really is? Are
the same people in it? No,

457
00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:40.719
it's Sloopita Nango and I forget who
the guy was that was in it.

458
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:46.679
Dijmon Hinzu is in it, and
it's really scary. It was, but

459
00:34:46.719 --> 00:34:53.800
the backstory was really good. But
long Legs family outing Wait, I know,

460
00:34:57.119 --> 00:35:00.760
okay, No ka can be pretty
good. They there is this this

461
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:04.480
company that makes kombucha's. They're flavored
like sodas, and they're great. I

462
00:35:04.559 --> 00:35:07.000
have had some good ones, and
then I've had some that just tastes like

463
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.199
salty vinegar. I'm not supposed to. I think they have alcohol in them,

464
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:12.880
right, yeah, but like that
a little bit. It's like point

465
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:16.039
zero five percent. But still I
mean, yeah, noo noo for me?

466
00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:22.679
Uh ice baths, who's for you? Yeah? Hot yoga? I

467
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:27.920
used to I love doing hot I
used to things. I won't do it

468
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:30.559
though, Oh my god, you
feel so good when you're done. Yea

469
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:35.159
cruises, no, no, thank
you. You know what, if you're

470
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:37.599
cheap, they'll give them that they're
cheap. If you want vacation. Let

471
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:44.719
me just say I don't like kids. Oh I will never go on a

472
00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:51.360
cruise after watching the movie The Triangle
of Sadness. God, was not the

473
00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:55.760
worst thing ever for me. It
was traumatizing. You wouldn't want to ever

474
00:35:55.760 --> 00:36:00.599
go whale watching either. Oh I
won't go well watches people, I will

475
00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.639
not. I won't. That's why
I won't because I'm not afraid of me

476
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:07.280
beingstick. I just can't see people
puking off the side of the watching and

477
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.519
I think everybody around you, oh
my god, no, no, thank

478
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:14.400
you, no, thank you.
And then Ai is one of them too.

479
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:16.719
And then I have one Okay,
this one I'm interested to hear.

480
00:36:16.840 --> 00:36:21.159
I was gonna speaking. Oh no, go ahead, just remind me of

481
00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:24.400
the kid's story that I need to
tell you before. What's why I will

482
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:30.440
never have a kid? Okay,
just tell it right now? Why the

483
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:37.599
female anatomy. Wow, I had
somebody come in the other day with a

484
00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:44.360
kid. How old was the kid? Maybe? Six? Okay? With

485
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:47.960
you know, if you if I
went into more detail about what I did

486
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:54.880
for a living, giving a kid, this is like giving like a pyromaniac

487
00:36:55.440 --> 00:37:02.440
matches. They gave the kid chocolate
pudding and a spoon, and so the

488
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:06.440
kid comes in and okay, they
walk into my office. Nose all,

489
00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:10.320
oh, oh god, my eyes
started water. I was like, I

490
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:15.920
thought the kid had filled his diaper, like it smelled like just shit,

491
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:19.760
and I was like, oh my
god, and it was so strong,

492
00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:23.840
and I'm like, oh, so
we go. We're in the elevator going

493
00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:30.320
up, and the smell is just
so. Now there's four of us in

494
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.840
a contained space. You're talking about
the pudding smelled like goop. No,

495
00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:37.320
I didn't know what I thought this
whole time. The kid had filled his

496
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:42.559
diaper, okay, and a six
year old with a diaper, uh okay,

497
00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.639
I mean or five? I don't
I didn't know. But I don't

498
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:50.719
even know how long they have to
wear diapers. Who knows. I probably

499
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:52.079
have a kid that was fourteen and
still in diapers. I don't know.

500
00:37:52.559 --> 00:38:00.320
So I'm ready to gag because the
smell is so bad and we're all crammed

501
00:38:00.320 --> 00:38:04.039
in this elevator and I'm all,
oh, I'm gonna throw up. So

502
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:08.119
the kid starts like jumping up and
down. I'm like, don't jump up

503
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:14.800
and down like total militant. The
parents aren't doing anything, so I go,

504
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:17.039
don't jump up and down in the
elevator. And the dad goes why,

505
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:22.719
and I go because it'll show that
there's an earthquake, it's seismic,

506
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:25.320
so it'll it'll freeze the elevator.
So he's like, don't jump in the

507
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:30.000
elevator. So the kid stops,
looks at me, takes the spoon out

508
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:35.280
of the pudding, end goes yeah, and throws it on the floor of

509
00:38:35.320 --> 00:38:37.679
the elevator. So it's like white
marble on the elevator floors, and I'm

510
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:42.480
alloo, And the only thing I
thought of is I was like, I

511
00:38:42.599 --> 00:38:49.599
have Gucci pants on in that pudding
got on my pants or shoes. There's

512
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:52.360
gonna be three people in this elevator
that are not going to be breathing by

513
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:55.840
the time this sits the floor that
we're on. Now, this all happened

514
00:38:57.000 --> 00:39:02.159
in literally like a matter of seconds. So I look down and just the

515
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:05.679
way the spoon landed, it was
almost like the parting of the Red Sea.

516
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:12.079
So the chocolate pudding went on either
side of me of your Gucci pan

517
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.400
because then the kid dropped the whole
thing, so it took the spoon and

518
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:20.679
was like yeah, and I look. I just turn and look at the

519
00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:25.280
parents, and the mom completely unfazed. Like nothing happened. I just keep

520
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:30.119
looking at the dad, and the
dad's all yeah, I'll go back downstairs

521
00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:35.280
and clean that up. And I'm
all great. So we get into the

522
00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:38.760
place. The kid's running around touching
everything and I'm like, oh my god,

523
00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:45.320
your hands are full of pudding,
like, don't touch anything. And

524
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:49.800
the mom's like, sit right there. The kid sits on like a chair,

525
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:54.400
and the smell, I'm like it
was from the water bottle. So

526
00:39:54.440 --> 00:40:00.400
the mom's walking around and comes out
and I'm literally catches me going like this,

527
00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:05.800
and she goes, oh, yeah, sorry about the smell. It's

528
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:10.559
black pepper sulfur water. And I
look at her and I'm all why,

529
00:40:13.159 --> 00:40:17.400
like, why would you If I
even put that up to my I would

530
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:22.840
throw up. It smelled like rotten
eggs and poop. Did she give you

531
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:27.039
a reason as to why she was
drinking? But then we were all googling.

532
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:30.840
Yeah, I know, what's the
health benefit? You googled him,

533
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:37.000
what's the health benefit? You know
what. I loved having kids. I

534
00:40:37.039 --> 00:40:40.800
loved raising my kids. I loved
them. I loved every every single stage

535
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:45.599
of their lives. I would never
do it again. It was hard as

536
00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:49.000
hell. It's hard having a kid. None of my friends had braddy kids.

537
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.679
Oh yeah, my kids were never
bratty, but they were never bratty.

538
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:54.440
No, never, I would not
allow it. But I don't.

539
00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:58.679
I can't deal with other people's kids. See, braddy kids are the worst.

540
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:01.239
Yeah, my mom would have My
friends never would their kids get away

541
00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:05.960
with that. My kids never told
me to f you, called me a

542
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:07.840
bitch, said I hate you.
Never. They never did any of those

543
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:12.000
things because they knew, like,
actually, I have one of my sisters,

544
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:15.400
I forget what. But she asked
my mom. She was really little,

545
00:41:15.400 --> 00:41:16.760
like maybe six or seven. She
asked my mom she could do something.

546
00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:20.199
It was something like probably not safe
for a six year old to do,

547
00:41:20.559 --> 00:41:22.079
and my mom said, no,
you can't do that. She goes,

548
00:41:22.159 --> 00:41:23.559
I hate you, and my mom
said excuse me, and my sis

549
00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:31.360
just starts screaming and crying and running
because she knew something so bad. I

550
00:41:31.440 --> 00:41:37.159
want to know what you guys think
is the one word text that is the

551
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:43.159
worst to receive? Okay, one
word one word text? What is the

552
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:46.239
one word text that is the worst
to receive? Well? In what context

553
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:50.119
someone did to study? I don't
know. Is something I was just like,

554
00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:53.119
what what what is your guests,
it's not kay, and it's not

555
00:41:53.239 --> 00:42:02.320
okay by, it's not by,
And I think you probably texted this sty

556
00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:12.920
No, fine, you're on this
plane, you're on the you're on the

557
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:17.320
right track. Whatever. No,
oh that's a good one. It's sure

558
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:25.360
oh all the time. But you
it's hard to read into how you're saying

559
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.400
sure. That's what they're saying,
like like if you're like, do you

560
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:34.440
want to go have dinner tonight?
Sure? Like are you saying it like

561
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:38.760
sure? Sure? Like enthusiastically are
you saying like sure? Like I don't

562
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:44.480
even care. I would always use
like an exclamation point after yeah, this

563
00:42:44.599 --> 00:42:50.079
is like no punctuation, what's oh
yeah, I'm sure I've done that.

564
00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.639
I don't. I think that's I
think it's a little bit of a stretch

565
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:57.159
to find the pessimistic meaning on that
by like default. Well, anyway,

566
00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:00.280
that's what this story I think.
I think if you said ok versus sure,

567
00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:06.039
I think okay would be way worse. Like they said yep, wait

568
00:43:06.079 --> 00:43:12.280
wait sures on there, and then
what was the other one? Oh yep

569
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:15.760
with a period. That's also bad. Oh yeah, that's way worse.

570
00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:19.519
That's way worse. Yeah, or
great without an exclamation point. I say

571
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:22.440
great all the time. That's normal. That an exclamation who? Yes,

572
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:30.719
who did these studies institute of like
uselessness or pretty much it doesn't even say

573
00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:36.079
it's an article, some article anyway. That is my random news. And

574
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.719
you know what, that is a
show. We packed a lot into a

575
00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:45.320
show. I think you're welcome.
You look great, and I hope you

576
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:52.079
use that now in study or other
precious, you know, glorious calendar that

577
00:43:52.119 --> 00:43:59.400
you cannot be without or make plans
without looking at. That calendar drives me

578
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:02.599
crazy. It drives her. I
can't stand his calendar. He can't do

579
00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:06.559
anything, he can't plan anything,
he can't say yes to anything until each

580
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:09.719
exa and he always leaves it somewhere
where it's not accessible. It's with me

581
00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:15.559
tonight. Oh my god. Whatever. Phone calendars you literally have a calendar

582
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:19.079
on this back wall. I don't, but I also put everything in my

583
00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:22.679
phone to phone calendars are the worst. I have a work calendar and I

584
00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:34.159
hate it. Thank you, girlfriend, thank you, Oh my god,

585
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:37.039
see my girl right there, yeah, I know your girl who's not on

586
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:40.960
the mic. You can't even my
girl? Yeah right here, Yes,

587
00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:45.719
we love you Maggie. All right, well, thank you so much for

588
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:49.559
listening to you guys. Thank you. It was fun, fun week,

589
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:55.800
I hope. Oh happy fourth of
July. Oh, oh my gosh,

590
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:01.039
I'm I'm sure I'm going to have
some good stories. I work all week,

591
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:06.880
and I work tomorrow too. It's
so fun being feeling. Oh wow,

592
00:45:06.920 --> 00:45:10.239
you work tomorrow the fifth. Tomorrow's
not the fifth. Well, if

593
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:14.480
we're dropping this episode on the fourth
line, then it is the fifth and

594
00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:17.199
I worked on the fourth of July
two. But it's okay. I'm grateful.

595
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:21.840
That's good. Yes, are you
flying the helicopter on the fourth?

596
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.159
No, I don't know how.
I loved it. Yeah, that's a

597
00:45:24.320 --> 00:45:29.000
that's a dope ass job. I
would about that, dope dude. Okay,

598
00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:32.679
So I showed you the picture of
the dunes of Coronado that actually spell

599
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:36.440
at cornatdo beach, right. I
didn't know. I lived in Cornado for

600
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:39.159
five years and I never knew that. I never knew that either. From

601
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:43.519
the helicopter you can see it's this
Cornado a plaque. There's a plaque out

602
00:45:43.519 --> 00:45:47.000
by the dunes that say what they're
about. It is cool. I'll show

603
00:45:47.000 --> 00:45:51.079
you the picture I was born and
raised here. I have never right,

604
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:54.159
you guys are crazyh God, the
pilot the other day when I did this

605
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:57.920
by myself, So my first time, I did it alone and I was

606
00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:01.760
so nervous, and I over the
Delmar fire and I got close ups of

607
00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:06.880
the flames and I got close ups
of them dropping the water on the flames

608
00:46:06.880 --> 00:46:10.800
and getting the water out of the
ocean and oh yeah, oh yeah.

609
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.679
But he goes as we were going
back to base, which is Gillespie,

610
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:22.159
he goes on Mount Helix. There's
a house that's round, Yeah, that

611
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.719
spins. It's very famous. I
never knew and we flew over. It

612
00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:30.400
looks like a hockey put. It's
on one ball bearing, one ball bearing

613
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:35.480
Mount Helix. So yeah, I
know exactly the house you're talking about.

614
00:46:35.519 --> 00:46:37.920
Oh my god, it was so
cool on TV. It was designed by

615
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:40.119
a very famous architect. You actually
had to create a new system for keeping

616
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:45.000
pipes intact. While yeah it is
so it's just so cool the things you

617
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:50.239
could see from the helico. Have
you never been to East County before?

618
00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:52.880
I just remember I didn't know about
that. And did you know they built

619
00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:59.559
a roller skating rink kit the Dell. Yeah, yeah, there every no

620
00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:04.960
not skating roller skating. It's there
right now, it's temporary. Did you

621
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:08.280
know that some of the guys who
committed nine eleven had connections to Gillespie Field.

622
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:13.960
That's true? Wait? What?
Yeah? Right? Is this allegedly?

623
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:17.239
Were they taking flying classes there something? Oh so, or at least

624
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:21.320
at very least one of their instructors
who didn't know what they were planning or

625
00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:24.440
anything was was a Gillespie based instructor
or something? Wow? Well, okay,

626
00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:30.559
let's not crop all over is great? I'm just trying now bring it,

627
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:34.000
bring it down. I thought we
were just talking about fun facts.

628
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:39.679
Super Now it's not fun to me. It brings down the whole segment.

629
00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:45.199
No, it doesn't to me.
Now I'm sad. Now I feel bad.

630
00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:46.559
I feel horrible. It was it
was like twenty four years ago.

631
00:47:46.599 --> 00:47:50.480
Feel horrible twenty three. Don't feel
hard? What's going to make me feel

632
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:52.360
better? Ending this podcast? Okay, you want me to show you this?

633
00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:55.559
Can I see your pick? Well? Dude, all right, and

634
00:47:55.639 --> 00:48:00.480
the and the fucking show? Please? That would make me how much I

635
00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:04.199
love and the show. You guys
are about to get in trouble. Oh

636
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:07.079
come on, and we've done worse
than that. No, I don't know

637
00:48:07.119 --> 00:48:08.480
that. I feel like that crossed
the line. That seems weird. If

638
00:48:08.519 --> 00:48:12.880
that's gonna make mommy. That across
the line after him talking about like kicking

639
00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:15.920
me in the badge, Yeah,
that's different. When did I talk about

640
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:17.320
that on this show? You always
say that when you okay, when you

641
00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:20.760
say can I see your dick pick
please? I don't know that feels that

642
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:24.760
feels worse. Okay, and the
show and the show. I won't call

643
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:30.360
HR. That's me. Yeah,
we're not worried about HR not calling.

644
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:34.880
All right, we'll cut that out
along with my flashing everybody it's standing there.

645
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.400
Oh god. Anyway, thank you
for listening and watching you. We

646
00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:42.960
love you very much. Welcome Skidaddle
and to the podcast. Thank you so

647
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:46.000
much. And I can't wait to
EMC and the Hoya Cosmetic Surgery Center,

648
00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:52.079
my doctor Readler and Jay Wursler from
Capitol Worth Thy Money. Love your podcast,

649
00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:58.360
Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet bye bye