My goodness is right following this story obviously knocking all over all over all of
the other stories we had as leads this morning are gone. The container ship
that struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge, I'm assuming I'm assuming Francis Scott Key
is from Baltimore. Yes, why the bridge is named after him. And
also he was on a British prison ship when we are on a ship in
the Baltimore Harbor when with this, that's where he was inspired brit star spangled
banner, got it. A massive response is currently underway after a bridge collapse
in Baltimore, Maryland, one of the busiest bridges in America carrying some of
the container ships that dock there. Those things have to go out to the
rest of the country, so that's why that is key to the entire area.
Baltimore sixth largest port in the country, sixth largest port in the country.
Right now it is shut down, they think because they don't really know,
or maybe they do. Twenty people have been thrown into the water,
cars and all. If you haven't seen the video, you're gonna see it
by the end of the day. It is just overwhelming to watch. I
did a double take on it. The first time I saw it this morning
about about four forty five, I did a double take. What did I
just see? Wait a minute, and then what stogy? And by the
way, I didn't even you. Those container ships are so big. Yeah,
that that type of ship is known as a Panamax. It's the maximum
size that can fit through the Panama Canal. They're specifically built the way they
are. And here I go nerding out, but I mean they're designed and
they're big, huge container ships designed like that. They stack big connexes on
the deck lashed down, but they can. They're they're designed in a way
that they can fit through the Panama Canal. So the ship loses power at
least twice. I went back and watched the full five minute video. Loses
power at least twice, as it's a pro coaching the bridge, or doesn't
make pretend it's losing power just to take the bridge out. Oh yes,
no, no, there you go. So the if it was nefarious activity,
it would have happened at rush hour. Oh that would have been yeah,
cress, unless they were testing it out for another bridge. There you
go. I will say, as John said before we got onto the air,
that ship could not have hit a worse part of the bridge to make
it collapse. It was a direct hit on a pylon holding up one of
the spans, and it dropped everything inside of the on ramps into the water.
So I saw if you watch the full video, there are some people
that need to go play the lottery tonight because they are the luckiest people on
earth. They got off of the parts that dropped into the water and onto
the hard concrete parts exiting the bridge just time as it hit. How many
cars went in? Seven? The original report was seven. The report we
just did at the top of the out from ABC is saying as many as
twenty. They're using sonar to try to locate. I saw a bunch of
I saw at least seven in the videos that I've seen dropping into the brit
In water. The water temperature is close to forty seven degrees hyperthermia. That
is, that's cold. Do we know how deep that is that harbor?
Deep enough to have that ship go through? Yeah? Right at that point
it's it's dredged deep enough to get those big ships in and out. So
so scary stuff and anythink you know that what that does for? Why can't
why Why why does the ability to steer the ship stop with the electricity goes
out? Because you've got you should be able to steer it one way or
another. There is a way to do it, but it's such such labor
intensive, and you've got to get way down into the back of the ship
to actually manually work the rudder that it would They wouldn't have had time.
It seems like would be generators were the second that would kick off another generator
fire up so you could steer it. Yeah, sometimes steering is important when
you're They got a big barge, so between feet we'll keep you up on
everything that's happening. Again, one of the busiest bridges in America gets struck
by a gigantic You can't. You don't build these ships any bigger. Between
eleven and thirteen million cars go across I six ninety five on the Key Bridge
every year. All right, So a new audit places blame on JCPS Alpha
Route and JCPS for the transportation disaster. On the first day of school,
fifty nine percent of JCPS principles said they were not shown the bussing plan until
days before the school started. I think this is a this is a staffing
issue over at van hous something. There's enough people over there. I think
we need some more. Fat asses said they were very concerned when they saw
the plans. You sixty four percent said their concerns were not addressed. Dude.
Here's one of the things that I'm not encouraged about, which is the
report cited that one JCPS leader who stated they felt encouraged to use their cell
phone texting instead of district email because it was perceived that the texting was less
subject to open records requests. Yes, well, I'm shocked there. That's
something it was underhanded would be going down at JCPS. It was, But
now that that's out of the open the phones, maybe subpoenis uh okay.
So here, I don't understand why we haven't sued Alpha Route. They're still
using them, they haven't dropped them. They're in a a what was it
a three million dollar contract. Well, let's see, this is the way
JCPS goes. Usually, if something fails miserably, or if a teacher diddles
a child, there is a a pay increase and a promotion. You PS
offer to help with logistics. Here they did. They offered to help them
help them with a logistics plan to help better work the routes. I think
my third grade knees could do a better job. Tell you truth. Well,
here's the thing. You know, when they say, hey, stay
in your lane, they say that does all the time. Yeah, stay
in your lane? Uh stay in your lane? Well, uh, JCPS
is not a trucking logistics company, right, that's why they hired Alpha Route
to try to figure it out. They're not even an education company. Okay,
but let's focus. I how did we do it for all these decades
without Alpha Route? Because they they have the bus drivers are gone, so
now you got to figure it out what costs that? Okay, but you
still have to figure out the logistics of it. Okay. They are not
a trucking company, so they hired this company that the onus is on them.
Now. They should have been more warned or you turn it over to
the transportation superintendent whatever the man you say, I can't remember his name,
say, they're not a trucking company, but they do have a transportation department,
which they happen and they should have left there. I said, hey,
you figured it out. Instead of giving them the plan, they should
have said, hey, what do you think toy. It's only tax dollars,
spare no expense. Now, they do have a meeting tonight that will
be that they're going to vote on one of four plans for bus routes next
year. I bet you have armed guards there. I bet you they have
armed MPD there. The first, just to recap, the first plan cuts
one hundred routes next year and cuts out Magnet and traditional schools from bussing.
The only for the poor kids, the middle school the middle class kids will
be screwed. Yeah, the second class pace for everybody and everything. The
second option sets up transportation hubs for kids to get to their schools via bus
routes. The third option is do nothing, leave it like it is now.
And a fourth one that came into play last week still provides bussing for
the underprivileged kids. Uh, to the to the traditional and the Magnet schools.
That's what will happen. The one plan I did not like was the
fleet of white panel vans and drivers dressed as clowns. Well, no,
no, no, they didn't. You're you're joking. But they did have
a plan to whether we'll have smaller buses that they literally will have twelve to
fifteen person vans and have people. So then cook and reads can help.
That's what I'm saying. They could and and they so you can. You
don't have to have a CDL license, Yeah, not for that. You
would not have to have a CDL license to drive like you still have your
license. I dropped about ten years ago, and I wish you wouldn't have.
Yeah. I didn't want to pay the extra money to hang on to
it. Yeah, but I wish I had it as a safety net.
You'd be a cool bus drive especially now. No, I wouldn't drive a
bus, drive a truck. Sean, he did? He he did?
He come? Wow, what he's gonna have to change his mine. He's
gonna have to change his handle again from Diddy to something else. Okay,
did he do it? I don't understand. Oh yeah, that is a
five dollars hour. That's stived. You are bankrupt in our bad joke.
Jar, I'm a Sean. Uh uh damn. You can do it.
You could do it all right. So FBI and Homeland Security my ready net
right rated several of his homes in California and Florida. People are is pronounced
flow rider, dumb ass. Oh I'm sorry. Is he sure? How
many different names has he had? No? No, that's guy you said
in Florida. I was confusing him with the rapper Stop. Thanks Dwight,
thanks for starting off on the bank the money, and I take it out
all right. People are calling him the Epstein of the music industry. You
think that will end up being true? Uh? Here's what Here's all I
know is this came down yesterday and I saw it, and the first thing
I thought of was something you told me three weeks ago about a video that
had surfaced. Yes, let's go leave it right here. Yeah, I'm
not going to say anything with with biaber Bieber. Yes, yeah, yeah,
I told you off the break that there was a video and his head
was somewhere and then and then they realized what they were video and he turned
around and knocked the camera. Wasn't just a child at the time, Oh
yeah, yeah, that's yeah. Yeah. They look at sex trafficking and
two of his kids, two of his sons, are involved with it.
This thing. I wanted to put him in the same cell as R.
Kelly and R Kelly want him to pee on. Okay, So here takes
P Diddy to a whole new Okay, Okay, so here's where this story
could go. Right. So Epstein is a bunch of rich white dudes,
right, and then P Diddy will be it'll be a bunch of black wrappers,
right. I don't know, net will the net? Will the net
be? I mean, how Epstein? The net was wide, and it
should have been. It was everybody like there was a whole ton of rich
people. We know that because we've never seen the list. That's exactly right.
So we've ever seen lists exactly my point. So if they share all
the information with the P Diddy thing, Oh, the double standard, with
the double standards is what they'll say. They say, Hey, why is
it that though the rapper Guy's list is out, the Epstein list is not.
And if you're not, if you're not really really interested and why the
government is protecting pedophiles, you should be, you know, I mean,
but it's ridiculous. They shut down Epstein's island. Everybody knows what we're going.
They murder Epstein and then you know, nothing comes out of it.
You should be disturbed that our government is protecting pedophiles. I wonder why that
would be. Well, the system was protecting Sean Diddy Combs or was he
that powerful? I see, I were we asking a couple of years ago
on the show that it was like where is he? He's got bad Boy
records, he's got Sirok vodka, He's still I mean, he's still kind
of a major player. Is he on a plane? Okay? Social media
is showing his private jets in a Caribbean country that has no extra tradition.
Shocked coincidence, I think no. But is he on that plane or is
that just social media bs trying to remember the news p Dinny's ne worth oh
billion dollars north of a billion, eight hundred million day right on the nose,
eight hundred million dollars not anymore. Well, he's probably still got maybe
it was there like a Caribbean queen. Well eight hundred million. He probably
hid. He knew something was probably coming soon. Yeah, so he had
time to well there's always the banks in oh absolutely absolutely. Forbes just saying
he made ninety million alone in twenty twenty two. How much ninety million that'll
work, that'll work in one year? Yeah, that's almost that's almost a
uh change NBA contract. Uh So we will follow that story. It's unbelievable.
How many lead stories we have today. It's it's crazy. And then
we haven't even gotten to you know what. People are not handling these coaches
searches very well. I mean these I love all my broadcasting brothers and sisters.
They are not handling this Louisville coaching search very well. No they're not.
It's like they're stepping over each other to scream at each other to get
some sort of scoop on who the new coach is Jerry Tarkanian. Are we
having a seance? Oh? We are. I think tark is dead,
damn it. Yeah, but I take tark right now. I take tark
over at JCPS. Oh, dude, take another dollar out. How did
you get How did you get there so quickly? He's on it this morning?
Yeah, I don't know, dude. He must have gotten a new
prescription of the rev. All right, we're gonna have to put a limit
on his page. Now, okay, you're you are fifty cents on the
way out of the rest of the day. I'm sorry. I'll be like.
Dwight is a striper all coins. Dwight told me the joke of the
day before. But we have decided that is not gonna be airable, not
appropriate, not it was an FCC fine, but it was a good one.
Do we need do we need a celebrity jokester? You know what?
Yeah, let's do that. I had a backup. But if I think
I know where you're going, I would love to hear from you. Okay,
who do we have here? Oh? Okay, it's always good to
hear from Carl tells the best, tells the best jokes. Mm hmm right,
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few minutes. News Radio eight forty w h A s the theme to Mahogany.
Big Birthday Today for Diana Ross. Love this song where you go into
She's eighty. Do you know what is Mahogany is the color? Oh?
It was a nineteen seventy five who starred in Mahogany. Joe, You're So
Joanne James Woods, Joanne Joe, Mama Angel Daddy Mahogany the movie. I
don't know what it's about. It's been so long, Joanne. She stars
in it, Billy d Williams and a Ross. She was into seventy five.
Did you have a thing where she could tell your future or something?
You called Dion Warwick? That was miss Cleo. No, the Dion Warwick
had one of them. She was like the host is a slugline. Mahogany
Mahogany the woman everyone wants to be and every man wants to have. Oh
boy, oh my gosh, that's the whole package right there. That sucks.
Anthony Perkins is in it? Is that? That was Psycho, right,
Anthony Perkins? Yeah, huh. Norman Bates, Norman Bates, of
course, that's what you would go to. Nor it was a master.
What if he was like you know, they say master Winslow, that sene
when is the Bates family had a master? Take a wild Guess what the
tomato meter rotten Tomato says about Mahogany. What, oh twenty percent audience seventy
six percent? That's way, but oh yeah, well seventies. Baby.
That shower scene in Psycho is twofold one. You never showed a woman in
the shower in a regular movie. That was unheard of, and then killing
her while she's taking a shower was shocking to say the least. It scene
was so hot. A couple of weeks up to find thirteen million dollars in
their bank account. Imagine doing that, man, No, it's never happening
to me. Yeah. Richard and Jacqueline Warnick woke up to fund they were
extra dick Hornick, they had extra satisfication when they woke satisfication. I can't
even say it now, Susan. Susan since she heard it live and was
laughing. She was like, what was that word? The dumb ass satisfication?
I satification. Anyway, woke up last Wednesday de fined thirteen million dollars
in their bank account. But then they started even daydreaming what they would have
done with it. But pretty soon the bank caught up with it, and
their hearts sank when they rechecked their balance and look like that it had all
been returned to whoever. I want to just, couldn't you just transfer it
on that bitcoin where no white in track and then go to a country where
you can't get extradited from and take it there, because I mean here in
America, America, America, we have an organization called f DICK. And
what f DICK does is they make sure that all your money is insured.
So f dick one hundred thousand at a pop. Well, no, but
the bank they cover all of the bank's money. Doesn't FTICK do that?
So they would I think FTICK falls short on that. Oh well, okay,
well, I used to say, well, I wouldn't do that because
that could never come back right to see famis And now I'm like, okay,
right anywhere but here, no, exactly right, let's go. Let's
go doctor Whitney Jones. I was on the show. He's the show's official
butt doctor. Uh. And we were talking colonoscopies, yes, last week.
And by the way, go ahead, this is not a Joe get
your colonoscopy. Tony and I, David, we're gonna do it together.
We're doing it a couples. We're going side by side. Yeah, like
a spa da. Yeah. And it's okay, it doesn't hurt because they
numb at first. Stop please. So this is what are seven different things?
Seven different insects that have been found during a colonoscopy. Oh, come
on, where do you find this list? Dude? Insects. Uh,
they're capable of living and surviving in harsh climates and conditions, even inside your
colon. So let's look at seven different insects. So this is not gerbils,
then this is just bugs. Hey hey, Richard, good what you
have? Dable man? Mayor should numb the area first. But listen,
Richard, here, it's no good hood, you know, because you star.
Here is gonna numb it fish? M ah, here we go.
A fly, A fly was up there? An aunt. I can see
an aunt better than the uncle. Say you stole my joked. Us gonna
say he did the story just for the uncle joke, unless that to mention
waiting man, just my cousin. Uh, you're sick, bastard and a
cockroach. A ladybug. I think you got a ladybug up there. It's
good luck for your so you know pretty sure it is was really good for
you. A moth four two yeah, a bee and a yellow jacket one.
Now, okay, so these are things found in your colon, Yeah,
during a colonoscopy. Even more reason to get your colonoscopy? Are people
eating those things? I guess? So it seems like you would crutch it
up like in Mexico. I had a cricket brought shoot it. Ugh,
it's a chocolate covered No, uh huh, you could do a scorpion.
He was getting spiders. I'm drawing a lot of spider Man, all right,
anything else from stings up your butt? Uh? Not not until next
hour. Okay, I've got another list because we apparently have a quota.
Well, per hour. Yeah right, okay, one per hour, yes,
thank you. The City of Toronto is considering a rain tax on residents.
Not making this up great, I just said, now anywhere else is
better than here? Well, I don't know. The City of Toronto is
considering a rain tax on residents with larger properties because they have more water that
deflex into the sewers, so they would pay a higher tax on the rain
tax. Well it makes sense. So if you live in a high rise,
you probably don't have to do much of anything. Then, all right,
so do you never pray for rain or do you only get taxed when
it rains? That's the question I need to be It needs to be answered.
That's a good point. Right if it rains, you're like, oh,
it's to be money. Why did you just build a big can it
be over your property or a series of fans to blow the rain over in
your neighbor and get him taxed double. I used to get a little pissed
off when the kids were little and it rained at the beach because I knew
it costs me money because the beach is free. But when it rains on
your beach vacation, now you go into museums, money movies, money shopping,
money dads like this, or you could just go, you know what's
really fine, swimming in the rain? There you go, you know what,
just Dodds the lightning bolts. But they'll tax I guess if you let
them. They'll tax anything that's right, including rain. Thank you Canada,
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