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My goodness is right following this story
obviously knocking all over all over all of

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the other stories we had as leads
this morning are gone. The container ship

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that struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge, I'm assuming I'm assuming Francis Scott Key

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is from Baltimore. Yes, why
the bridge is named after him. And

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also he was on a British prison
ship when we are on a ship in

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the Baltimore Harbor when with this,
that's where he was inspired brit star spangled

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banner, got it. A massive
response is currently underway after a bridge collapse

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in Baltimore, Maryland, one of
the busiest bridges in America carrying some of

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the container ships that dock there.
Those things have to go out to the

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rest of the country, so that's
why that is key to the entire area.

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Baltimore sixth largest port in the country, sixth largest port in the country.

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Right now it is shut down,
they think because they don't really know,

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or maybe they do. Twenty people
have been thrown into the water,

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cars and all. If you haven't
seen the video, you're gonna see it

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by the end of the day.
It is just overwhelming to watch. I

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did a double take on it.
The first time I saw it this morning

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about about four forty five, I
did a double take. What did I

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just see? Wait a minute,
and then what stogy? And by the

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way, I didn't even you.
Those container ships are so big. Yeah,

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that that type of ship is known
as a Panamax. It's the maximum

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size that can fit through the Panama
Canal. They're specifically built the way they

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are. And here I go nerding
out, but I mean they're designed and

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they're big, huge container ships designed
like that. They stack big connexes on

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the deck lashed down, but they
can. They're they're designed in a way

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that they can fit through the Panama
Canal. So the ship loses power at

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least twice. I went back and
watched the full five minute video. Loses

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power at least twice, as it's
a pro coaching the bridge, or doesn't

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make pretend it's losing power just to
take the bridge out. Oh yes,

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no, no, there you go. So the if it was nefarious activity,

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it would have happened at rush hour. Oh that would have been yeah,

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cress, unless they were testing it
out for another bridge. There you

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go. I will say, as
John said before we got onto the air,

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that ship could not have hit a
worse part of the bridge to make

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it collapse. It was a direct
hit on a pylon holding up one of

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the spans, and it dropped everything
inside of the on ramps into the water.

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So I saw if you watch the
full video, there are some people

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that need to go play the lottery
tonight because they are the luckiest people on

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earth. They got off of the
parts that dropped into the water and onto

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the hard concrete parts exiting the bridge
just time as it hit. How many

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cars went in? Seven? The
original report was seven. The report we

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just did at the top of the
out from ABC is saying as many as

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twenty. They're using sonar to try
to locate. I saw a bunch of

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I saw at least seven in the
videos that I've seen dropping into the brit

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In water. The water temperature is
close to forty seven degrees hyperthermia. That

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is, that's cold. Do we
know how deep that is that harbor?

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Deep enough to have that ship go
through? Yeah? Right at that point

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it's it's dredged deep enough to get
those big ships in and out. So

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so scary stuff and anythink you know
that what that does for? Why can't

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why Why why does the ability to
steer the ship stop with the electricity goes

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out? Because you've got you should
be able to steer it one way or

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another. There is a way to
do it, but it's such such labor

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intensive, and you've got to get
way down into the back of the ship

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to actually manually work the rudder that
it would They wouldn't have had time.

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It seems like would be generators were
the second that would kick off another generator

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fire up so you could steer it. Yeah, sometimes steering is important when

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you're They got a big barge,
so between feet we'll keep you up on

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everything that's happening. Again, one
of the busiest bridges in America gets struck

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by a gigantic You can't. You
don't build these ships any bigger. Between

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eleven and thirteen million cars go across
I six ninety five on the Key Bridge

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every year. All right, So
a new audit places blame on JCPS Alpha

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Route and JCPS for the transportation disaster. On the first day of school,

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fifty nine percent of JCPS principles said
they were not shown the bussing plan until

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days before the school started. I
think this is a this is a staffing

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issue over at van hous something.
There's enough people over there. I think

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we need some more. Fat asses
said they were very concerned when they saw

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the plans. You sixty four percent
said their concerns were not addressed. Dude.

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Here's one of the things that I'm
not encouraged about, which is the

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report cited that one JCPS leader who
stated they felt encouraged to use their cell

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phone texting instead of district email because
it was perceived that the texting was less

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subject to open records requests. Yes, well, I'm shocked there. That's

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something it was underhanded would be going
down at JCPS. It was, But

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now that that's out of the open
the phones, maybe subpoenis uh okay.

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So here, I don't understand why
we haven't sued Alpha Route. They're still

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using them, they haven't dropped them. They're in a a what was it

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a three million dollar contract. Well, let's see, this is the way

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JCPS goes. Usually, if something
fails miserably, or if a teacher diddles

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a child, there is a a
pay increase and a promotion. You PS

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offer to help with logistics. Here
they did. They offered to help them

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help them with a logistics plan to
help better work the routes. I think

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my third grade knees could do a
better job. Tell you truth. Well,

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here's the thing. You know,
when they say, hey, stay

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in your lane, they say that
does all the time. Yeah, stay

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in your lane? Uh stay in
your lane? Well, uh, JCPS

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is not a trucking logistics company,
right, that's why they hired Alpha Route

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to try to figure it out.
They're not even an education company. Okay,

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but let's focus. I how did
we do it for all these decades

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without Alpha Route? Because they they
have the bus drivers are gone, so

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now you got to figure it out
what costs that? Okay, but you

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still have to figure out the logistics
of it. Okay. They are not

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a trucking company, so they hired
this company that the onus is on them.

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Now. They should have been more
warned or you turn it over to

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the transportation superintendent whatever the man you
say, I can't remember his name,

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say, they're not a trucking company, but they do have a transportation department,

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which they happen and they should have
left there. I said, hey,

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you figured it out. Instead of
giving them the plan, they should

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have said, hey, what do
you think toy. It's only tax dollars,

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spare no expense. Now, they
do have a meeting tonight that will

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be that they're going to vote on
one of four plans for bus routes next

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year. I bet you have armed
guards there. I bet you they have

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armed MPD there. The first,
just to recap, the first plan cuts

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one hundred routes next year and cuts
out Magnet and traditional schools from bussing.

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The only for the poor kids,
the middle school the middle class kids will

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be screwed. Yeah, the second
class pace for everybody and everything. The

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second option sets up transportation hubs for
kids to get to their schools via bus

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routes. The third option is do
nothing, leave it like it is now.

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And a fourth one that came into
play last week still provides bussing for

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the underprivileged kids. Uh, to
the to the traditional and the Magnet schools.

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That's what will happen. The one
plan I did not like was the

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fleet of white panel vans and drivers
dressed as clowns. Well, no,

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no, no, they didn't.
You're you're joking. But they did have

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a plan to whether we'll have smaller
buses that they literally will have twelve to

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fifteen person vans and have people.
So then cook and reads can help.

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That's what I'm saying. They could
and and they so you can. You

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don't have to have a CDL license, Yeah, not for that. You

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would not have to have a CDL
license to drive like you still have your

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license. I dropped about ten years
ago, and I wish you wouldn't have.

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Yeah. I didn't want to pay
the extra money to hang on to

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it. Yeah, but I wish
I had it as a safety net.

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You'd be a cool bus drive especially
now. No, I wouldn't drive a

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bus, drive a truck. Sean, he did? He he did?

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He come? Wow, what he's
gonna have to change his mine. He's

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gonna have to change his handle again
from Diddy to something else. Okay,

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did he do it? I don't
understand. Oh yeah, that is a

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five dollars hour. That's stived.
You are bankrupt in our bad joke.

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Jar, I'm a Sean. Uh
uh damn. You can do it.

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You could do it all right.
So FBI and Homeland Security my ready net

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right rated several of his homes in
California and Florida. People are is pronounced

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flow rider, dumb ass. Oh
I'm sorry. Is he sure? How

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many different names has he had?
No? No, that's guy you said

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in Florida. I was confusing him
with the rapper Stop. Thanks Dwight,

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thanks for starting off on the bank
the money, and I take it out

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all right. People are calling him
the Epstein of the music industry. You

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think that will end up being true? Uh? Here's what Here's all I

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know is this came down yesterday and
I saw it, and the first thing

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I thought of was something you told
me three weeks ago about a video that

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had surfaced. Yes, let's go
leave it right here. Yeah, I'm

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not going to say anything with with
biaber Bieber. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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I told you off the break that
there was a video and his head

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was somewhere and then and then they
realized what they were video and he turned

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around and knocked the camera. Wasn't
just a child at the time, Oh

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yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Yeah. They look at sex trafficking and

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two of his kids, two of
his sons, are involved with it.

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This thing. I wanted to put
him in the same cell as R.

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Kelly and R Kelly want him to
pee on. Okay, So here takes

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P Diddy to a whole new Okay, Okay, so here's where this story

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could go. Right. So Epstein
is a bunch of rich white dudes,

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right, and then P Diddy will
be it'll be a bunch of black wrappers,

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right. I don't know, net
will the net? Will the net

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be? I mean, how Epstein? The net was wide, and it

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should have been. It was everybody
like there was a whole ton of rich

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people. We know that because we've
never seen the list. That's exactly right.

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So we've ever seen lists exactly my
point. So if they share all

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the information with the P Diddy thing, Oh, the double standard, with

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the double standards is what they'll say. They say, Hey, why is

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it that though the rapper Guy's list
is out, the Epstein list is not.

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And if you're not, if you're
not really really interested and why the

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government is protecting pedophiles, you should
be, you know, I mean,

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but it's ridiculous. They shut down
Epstein's island. Everybody knows what we're going.

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They murder Epstein and then you know, nothing comes out of it.

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You should be disturbed that our government
is protecting pedophiles. I wonder why that

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would be. Well, the system
was protecting Sean Diddy Combs or was he

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that powerful? I see, I
were we asking a couple of years ago

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on the show that it was like
where is he? He's got bad Boy

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records, he's got Sirok vodka,
He's still I mean, he's still kind

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of a major player. Is he
on a plane? Okay? Social media

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is showing his private jets in a
Caribbean country that has no extra tradition.

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Shocked coincidence, I think no.
But is he on that plane or is

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that just social media bs trying to
remember the news p Dinny's ne worth oh

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billion dollars north of a billion,
eight hundred million day right on the nose,

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eight hundred million dollars not anymore.
Well, he's probably still got maybe

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it was there like a Caribbean queen. Well eight hundred million. He probably

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hid. He knew something was probably
coming soon. Yeah, so he had

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time to well there's always the banks
in oh absolutely absolutely. Forbes just saying

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he made ninety million alone in twenty
twenty two. How much ninety million that'll

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work, that'll work in one year? Yeah, that's almost that's almost a

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uh change NBA contract. Uh So
we will follow that story. It's unbelievable.

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How many lead stories we have today. It's it's crazy. And then

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we haven't even gotten to you know
what. People are not handling these coaches

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searches very well. I mean these
I love all my broadcasting brothers and sisters.

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They are not handling this Louisville coaching
search very well. No they're not.

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It's like they're stepping over each other
to scream at each other to get

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some sort of scoop on who the
new coach is Jerry Tarkanian. Are we

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having a seance? Oh? We
are. I think tark is dead,

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damn it. Yeah, but I
take tark right now. I take tark

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over at JCPS. Oh, dude, take another dollar out. How did

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you get How did you get there
so quickly? He's on it this morning?

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Yeah, I don't know, dude. He must have gotten a new

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prescription of the rev. All right, we're gonna have to put a limit

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on his page. Now, okay, you're you are fifty cents on the

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way out of the rest of the
day. I'm sorry. I'll be like.

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Dwight is a striper all coins.
Dwight told me the joke of the

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day before. But we have decided
that is not gonna be airable, not

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appropriate, not it was an FCC
fine, but it was a good one.

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Do we need do we need a
celebrity jokester? You know what?

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Yeah, let's do that. I
had a backup. But if I think

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I know where you're going, I
would love to hear from you. Okay,

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who do we have here? Oh? Okay, it's always good to

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hear from Carl tells the best,
tells the best jokes. Mm hmm right,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, that's good. Southern

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Comfort hot tub relaxing at night.
That's right, the baby listen, Southern

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Comfort hot tub. Time to get
out and started to join the yard.

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Start enjoying the beauty of outdoors with
your family. Let's do it in a

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Southern covered hot tub or a Southern
Comfort swim spot. How about that a

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few minutes. News Radio eight forty
w h A s the theme to Mahogany.

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Big Birthday Today for Diana Ross.
Love this song where you go into

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She's eighty. Do you know what
is Mahogany is the color? Oh?

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It was a nineteen seventy five who
starred in Mahogany. Joe, You're So

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Joanne James Woods, Joanne Joe,
Mama Angel Daddy Mahogany the movie. I

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don't know what it's about. It's
been so long, Joanne. She stars

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in it, Billy d Williams and
a Ross. She was into seventy five.

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Did you have a thing where she
could tell your future or something?

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You called Dion Warwick? That was
miss Cleo. No, the Dion Warwick

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had one of them. She was
like the host is a slugline. Mahogany

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Mahogany the woman everyone wants to be
and every man wants to have. Oh

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boy, oh my gosh, that's
the whole package right there. That sucks.

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Anthony Perkins is in it? Is
that? That was Psycho, right,

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Anthony Perkins? Yeah, huh.
Norman Bates, Norman Bates, of

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course, that's what you would go
to. Nor it was a master.

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What if he was like you know, they say master Winslow, that sene

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when is the Bates family had a
master? Take a wild Guess what the

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tomato meter rotten Tomato says about Mahogany. What, oh twenty percent audience seventy

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six percent? That's way, but
oh yeah, well seventies. Baby.

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That shower scene in Psycho is twofold
one. You never showed a woman in

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the shower in a regular movie.
That was unheard of, and then killing

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her while she's taking a shower was
shocking to say the least. It scene

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was so hot. A couple of
weeks up to find thirteen million dollars in

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their bank account. Imagine doing that, man, No, it's never happening

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to me. Yeah. Richard and
Jacqueline Warnick woke up to fund they were

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extra dick Hornick, they had extra
satisfication when they woke satisfication. I can't

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even say it now, Susan.
Susan since she heard it live and was

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laughing. She was like, what
was that word? The dumb ass satisfication?

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I satification. Anyway, woke up
last Wednesday de fined thirteen million dollars

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in their bank account. But then
they started even daydreaming what they would have

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done with it. But pretty soon
the bank caught up with it, and

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their hearts sank when they rechecked their
balance and look like that it had all

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been returned to whoever. I want
to just, couldn't you just transfer it

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on that bitcoin where no white in
track and then go to a country where

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you can't get extradited from and take
it there, because I mean here in

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America, America, America, we
have an organization called f DICK. And

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what f DICK does is they make
sure that all your money is insured.

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So f dick one hundred thousand at
a pop. Well, no, but

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the bank they cover all of the
bank's money. Doesn't FTICK do that?

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So they would I think FTICK falls
short on that. Oh well, okay,

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well, I used to say,
well, I wouldn't do that because

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that could never come back right to
see famis And now I'm like, okay,

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right anywhere but here, no,
exactly right, let's go. Let's

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go doctor Whitney Jones. I was
on the show. He's the show's official

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butt doctor. Uh. And we
were talking colonoscopies, yes, last week.

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And by the way, go ahead, this is not a Joe get

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your colonoscopy. Tony and I,
David, we're gonna do it together.

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We're doing it a couples. We're
going side by side. Yeah, like

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a spa da. Yeah. And
it's okay, it doesn't hurt because they

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numb at first. Stop please.
So this is what are seven different things?

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Seven different insects that have been found
during a colonoscopy. Oh, come

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on, where do you find this
list? Dude? Insects. Uh,

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they're capable of living and surviving in
harsh climates and conditions, even inside your

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colon. So let's look at seven
different insects. So this is not gerbils,

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then this is just bugs. Hey
hey, Richard, good what you

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have? Dable man? Mayor should
numb the area first. But listen,

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Richard, here, it's no good
hood, you know, because you star.

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Here is gonna numb it fish?
M ah, here we go.

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A fly, A fly was up
there? An aunt. I can see

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an aunt better than the uncle.
Say you stole my joked. Us gonna

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say he did the story just for
the uncle joke, unless that to mention

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waiting man, just my cousin.
Uh, you're sick, bastard and a

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cockroach. A ladybug. I think
you got a ladybug up there. It's

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good luck for your so you know
pretty sure it is was really good for

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you. A moth four two yeah, a bee and a yellow jacket one.

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Now, okay, so these are
things found in your colon, Yeah,

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during a colonoscopy. Even more reason
to get your colonoscopy? Are people

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eating those things? I guess?
So it seems like you would crutch it

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up like in Mexico. I had
a cricket brought shoot it. Ugh,

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it's a chocolate covered No, uh
huh, you could do a scorpion.

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He was getting spiders. I'm drawing
a lot of spider Man, all right,

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anything else from stings up your butt? Uh? Not not until next

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hour. Okay, I've got another
list because we apparently have a quota.

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Well, per hour. Yeah right, okay, one per hour, yes,

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thank you. The City of Toronto
is considering a rain tax on residents.

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Not making this up great, I
just said, now anywhere else is

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better than here? Well, I
don't know. The City of Toronto is

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considering a rain tax on residents with
larger properties because they have more water that

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deflex into the sewers, so they
would pay a higher tax on the rain

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tax. Well it makes sense.
So if you live in a high rise,

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you probably don't have to do much
of anything. Then, all right,

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so do you never pray for rain
or do you only get taxed when

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it rains? That's the question I
need to be It needs to be answered.

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That's a good point. Right if
it rains, you're like, oh,

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it's to be money. Why did
you just build a big can it

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be over your property or a series
of fans to blow the rain over in

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your neighbor and get him taxed double. I used to get a little pissed

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off when the kids were little and
it rained at the beach because I knew

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it costs me money because the beach
is free. But when it rains on

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your beach vacation, now you go
into museums, money movies, money shopping,

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money dads like this, or you
could just go, you know what's

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really fine, swimming in the rain? There you go, you know what,

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just Dodds the lightning bolts. But
they'll tax I guess if you let

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them. They'll tax anything that's right, including rain. Thank you Canada,

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that idea. We've got Tuesday's tool
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Yeah all right, yeah, usually
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coming up to the top of the
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