WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:16.559 Hey, look he me. There we go. Oh man, it's a 2 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:20.879 Meda Mario. Hey, it's me Chris fay Gun. Welcome to the snark 3 00:00:20.920 --> 00:00:29.640 Tank. Okay. You know what's funny about that, It's like that is 4 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:33.280 such an old reference that most people probably have no fucking idea what we're talking 5 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:36.439 about. Yeah. Yeah, most people that are fans him have no clue. 6 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:44.039 Mean probably that's probably true. Yeah, because comedy, what a fucking 7 00:00:44.200 --> 00:00:47.679 name, what a terrible person? Do you remember that he used to have 8 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:55.320 an intro that he would chlorophyne or chloroform a chicken, like drag them, 9 00:00:55.359 --> 00:01:00.200 like off the screen or something like no, I'm not. It was like 10 00:01:00.240 --> 00:01:03.680 some weird He had this like intro that he would like, I don't know, 11 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:07.640 maybe a girl would be dissing him, and then he would like put 12 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:08.799 the rag on them and then like drag them. And I was like, 13 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:15.680 yo, what is this his intro? It was his intro to his to 14 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:21.359 his videos, like him chloroforming. I swear, I hope I can still 15 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:26.599 find it. Let me see. Uh so, commyn just remember this right 16 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:29.840 now you might be able to find it. Baschel the Beach. Really, 17 00:01:29.920 --> 00:01:34.840 I really have no reco I have no recollection to this at all. What 18 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:38.519 would I put like Comedy Shorts game or rape intro, Yeah, like yeah, 19 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:42.879 something like that. It probably would be easier to find on Commy Shorts 20 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:49.760 game or intro. Let's see yeah yeah yeah. Then you're like, is 21 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:57.599 that is that real? I swear this is Can you put it? Can 22 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.120 you put it in the in the episode? Yeah? I dude, Hey 23 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:19.240 baby, my name's Comedy Shots Gamer. It's it's right at the beginning, 24 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:22.319 so I want to see it. Yeah, Like so I was just going 25 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.960 through I look, I looked for I looked for Degi chloroform and for some 26 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:29.599 reason, to show the image of his mom and dad, Degi is a 27 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:36.400 clone of his dad? Is just stay up his father? Like it's terrifying 28 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:39.080 people that not happened. Yeah, so this is real. This is like 29 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:44.240 totally real. If you just type in comedy Shorts Gamer intro. There's a 30 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:47.520 thing that was posted three years ago by Cass with forty six k views, 31 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:53.000 and uh, people are like and everybody's just talking about like yeah, like 32 00:02:53.039 --> 00:02:55.719 I can't believe this was the thing that Wow, the twenty tens were wild 33 00:02:55.800 --> 00:03:01.120 and shit, only remember this. I totally forgot about this I forgot about 34 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:06.479 it's got this pupp this weird rag doll puppet animation. Yeah, oh my 35 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:08.919 god, dude, I totally forgot. This is like a thing. Totally 36 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:16.319 forgot. This made easy. That is crazy. That that's fucking real that 37 00:03:16.479 --> 00:03:22.199 it was just that was just this dude's introduction for the whole time that he 38 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:28.719 was on YouTube for like ages. That's that's that's that's that's fire. That's 39 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:31.599 fire, that's the that's the correct that's how that is the only correct thing. 40 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.319 That is the way the world used to be. And it was better 41 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:38.520 than I mean, there are people it's so funny looking at like shit like 42 00:03:38.560 --> 00:03:42.599 that, or even just the way that even certain things that are happening now 43 00:03:42.599 --> 00:03:45.840 like Sneko going go into like basketball games and like children coming up to hand 44 00:03:45.879 --> 00:03:50.919 going like we hate women. Yeah yeah right and reacting like it's like and 45 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:53.719 I'm like, damn it, dude, it is so funny watching those videos 46 00:03:53.759 --> 00:04:00.199 because watching those videos right of of Sneako being confronted by his like really young 47 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.080 audience, it's like, this is what like back in like twenty fifteen, 48 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:09.199 this is what people thought we were doing. Yeah you know what I mean, 49 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:13.319 Yeah, like this this like this is reality for this person. But 50 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:17.079 it was just completely like how absolutely how people thought we were interacting with like 51 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:21.079 our audience, Like people genuinely probably thought that like at Vidcan, kids would 52 00:04:21.079 --> 00:04:24.839 come up to us me and like yeah fuck women. Yeah. Like it 53 00:04:24.959 --> 00:04:29.959 literally never happened. Not one time. Do I have any memory of of 54 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:35.480 somebody like in real life or anything coming up saying some misogynistic or misogynistic or 55 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:41.000 or homophobic or racist, nothing like that. It's literally literally not once. 56 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:43.959 And I said on the podcast, the only thing that was stupid that happened 57 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:48.720 was just us being kind of characterized or classified as heroic or something. Oh 58 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:58.079 ye, lame, lame that was There was one really weird uh. I 59 00:04:58.079 --> 00:05:00.000 don't know whose Fani was specifically. I'm sure he just knew like a handful 60 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.079 of us, but I remember we all went to breakfast and there was a 61 00:05:03.079 --> 00:05:08.720 bunch of people that were around, and then we started to uh I remember 62 00:05:08.720 --> 00:05:12.199 this, we might have been an eyehop or some shit or Chris, and 63 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:15.279 then like there were from the people that were there, something that weren't that 64 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:17.000 didn't know us was something that we're kind of around, and when we were 65 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:21.959 actually walking to VidCon. There was a handful of people that were still kind 66 00:05:21.959 --> 00:05:26.560 of trailing behind us. But there was this one sweaty, bearded guy. 67 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:30.720 He had a trucker hat on and he was like his his shirt was tucked 68 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:33.279 in and like he was just giant beard and sweaty, and I'm like, 69 00:05:33.360 --> 00:05:36.360 I are we are we gonna are we gonna get killed right now. I 70 00:05:36.360 --> 00:05:39.879 didn't know what was happening. It was just that one guy. It was 71 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:44.879 all, yeah, you probably blocked it out of your memory. Me there's 72 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:46.360 That was the only time where I was like, this guy is weird and 73 00:05:46.439 --> 00:05:53.480 we need to walk a little bit faster. But but barring that, we 74 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:58.560 were casted in such a weird it's so funny. It's just so funny watching 75 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:00.600 because I was like, this is this is really what people thought we were 76 00:06:00.600 --> 00:06:02.079 doing? Yeah, Like that was the first thing that came across my mind 77 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.480 when I saw that video, Sneako being like, this is this is genuinely 78 00:06:04.519 --> 00:06:11.480 what people said video was and he just like it's a good video of him 79 00:06:11.519 --> 00:06:15.360 just looking at the camera like shit. And that's the funny thing when you 80 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:18.720 look at I saw so I've seen I've been watching a lot of manosphere of 81 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:26.160 people cover Manosphere content. I watched a couple of Jay Aubrey's videos. Oh 82 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:30.839 yeah, the Pearly one was good. I watched the he did an Aiden 83 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:33.199 Ross one. Somebody did a sneak O one. I don't remember who it 84 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:36.560 was, but it might have been Turkey Tom. I don't remember. But 85 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:40.199 I'd just been watching a lot of these people and like how they started their 86 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:44.120 origins and then all of it. Obviously it's all a griffed but I liked 87 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:46.040 Sneakos was one of the most dumb. Oh. I was watching something. 88 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:50.319 It was from Fty signifier, and his was it was so authentic, where 89 00:06:50.360 --> 00:06:55.319 Sneako was just like, man, this shit is so easy. I used 90 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:59.000 to spend so much time editing videos. It would take like days, sometimes 91 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:02.319 weeks to edit shit, and now I make five ten times more money just 92 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:05.319 posting this dumb shit, Like why would I ever go back to that other 93 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:10.000 stuff? Just being very upfront about his grift, which I tell you I 94 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:15.000 respect the people that like or just forthcoming about it. Then the ones that 95 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:17.560 fucking lie like I do. Honestly, yes, I do. The fact 96 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:25.879 that he's on camera saying that yeah, for a long time I've been like 97 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:30.839 someone just told me yesterday. Yesterday someone just told me. I don't know 98 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:33.600 what the video is, but somebody I quote tweeted the guy. You know, 99 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:35.800 nothing against the guy. He just brought it to my attention saying, 100 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:41.399 hey, there's a videos of somebody accusing you as a grift or like I 101 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:44.879 can share it, and I didn't. I don't care to watch. I 102 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:48.319 don't give a shit. But the one thing that's so annoying is I would 103 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:54.879 understand if somebody accused me of grifting back in the day, maybe they thought, 104 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:58.279 oh, this guy is probably just saying some shit to get money, 105 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:00.759 because I know there was people that were Jason was that we're doing it. 106 00:08:01.240 --> 00:08:05.480 But what they're specifically talking about is videos that I made, maybe like six 107 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:09.120 to ten months ago or whatever, the last videos that I started making before 108 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:13.720 my all my sponsors were gone. Then I finally was like I'm free because 109 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.240 like I had, I had sponsor obligations where I'm like, I gotta keep 110 00:08:16.279 --> 00:08:18.120 making political videos even I don't want to because they're the only ones I get 111 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:24.399 views. But my views were still naturally declining because I wasn't I wasn't grifting. 112 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:28.160 I was people that were signed on to me right that were, you 113 00:08:28.199 --> 00:08:31.440 know, still into this anti woke shit or some people that are probably adjacent 114 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:35.519 to the manisphere, like I am shitting on them. Yeah, I don't 115 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:37.279 think people. I don't think people really appreciate how much money is in that 116 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:41.360 sphere man Like it's it's they don't. I don't think. I really don't 117 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:46.759 think people have even the slightest understanding. They don't. They don't. Yeah, 118 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:50.159 it's like you could just look at the stats, like it's not difficult 119 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:52.600 to see like where money is going. But you know, God, God 120 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:58.919 blessed Sneako. Yes for just admitting it's admitting I appreciate that sincerely because I've 121 00:09:00.000 --> 00:09:01.840 think that sometimes I think, like, oh my god, what am I 122 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:03.919 wasting my time fucking doing all this writing and editing for it. I could 123 00:09:03.960 --> 00:09:09.000 just record myself for ten minutes saying fuck women, fuck women, fuck women, 124 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:11.000 fuck women, and make like a million dollars, right, it's such 125 00:09:11.039 --> 00:09:16.000 a waste of time. Three chord song, Make a three chord song and 126 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:22.279 just say fuck women the entire time, and you will be on You'll be 127 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:26.200 on tim casts, you'll be on Fresh and Fit, You'll probably meet Andrew 128 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:31.679 Tad somehow, and I don't know if he's first got demonetized. I don't 129 00:09:31.679 --> 00:09:35.279 know if they're gone. I think they're gone. I think I saw them 130 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.519 on them. I saw them on Flagrant. I saw them on Flagrant. 131 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.399 I think they're still around. Which they got clowned on because Fresh and Fit 132 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:46.720 realized, which was stupid. No, you're demographic, right, The retards 133 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.519 like Manisphere content, so keep it in that spear. They went on a 134 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:54.840 normy podcast like Flagrant, and then they can't clowned on by their entire audience. 135 00:09:56.000 --> 00:10:00.200 Dude, Andrew Andrew Schultz told them straight up, I don't want to 136 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.399 release your guys podcast because it's got you guys look bad, Like I'm just 137 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:05.240 being real about it, and they were like, no, no, what 138 00:10:05.240 --> 00:10:07.679 are you talking about, Like they didn't realize. They were actually not self 139 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:13.320 aware that they that they're saying stupid shit to the rest of the normal population, 140 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:15.799 to Normy's. They didn't watch that is it is it out? Is 141 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.200 the podcast out? It's it's out unless they took it down again. It 142 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:24.080 should be out. The problem is they're saying the same ship that they always 143 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.840 say, like oh, fucking women belong to the kitchen and I shouldn't vote 144 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:28.559 all just dumb shit, you know, just the most dumb, cookie cutter 145 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:33.360 shit that makes a lot of money in that spear. But like the Andrew 146 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:37.320 Taids and all those people that just they like edgy frat boy comedy. They're 147 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:41.960 not fucking misogynists retards. They're just a little dumb, you know, like 148 00:10:41.039 --> 00:10:46.759 slightly dumb. Yeah, are slightly dumb? Yea, just the yeah. 149 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:50.200 I don't know, man, It's it's a whole it's a whole world out 150 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:54.399 there, but it's fun. Just some quick housekeeping. Oh shit, I 151 00:10:54.480 --> 00:10:56.559 just I do want to mention outside of the fact that like you know, 152 00:10:56.759 --> 00:11:00.200 you can. You can go over to Patrionic Conslash the Stark tank us. 153 00:11:00.279 --> 00:11:05.639 Give us all of your fucking money, every every every gime of your money. 154 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:09.840 You can support the show. You can support the show. Make eighteen 155 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:13.919 accounts and donate to the highest here with all of your accounts, and drain 156 00:11:13.960 --> 00:11:16.120 your bank accounts slowly while we siphon the life out of you. If you 157 00:11:16.159 --> 00:11:20.519 don't, I'm gonna find where you live. I'm gonna pour liquid leading your 158 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:26.519 shampoo, I'm gonna I'm gonna microwave. I don't, don't even know. 159 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:30.960 I'm gonna microwave ten forks in your apartment while you're gone, and then I'm 160 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.960 just gonna let nature take its course. So that's it. Considered this a 161 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:37.000 threat. I'm going over to patreon dot com slash the snark tank. Awesome, 162 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:43.919 I'm gonna hog tie your mom, and I'm gonna have alright, alright, 163 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:46.600 listen, listen, listen. Okay, but one thing, but one 164 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:52.320 thing I did want to mention. I've been posting some some clips from previous 165 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:56.080 episodes, just some highlight clips on on on, on my TikTok, my 166 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:58.639 instagram, my my Twitter account while we get our other social media channels up 167 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:03.000 and running, just to just to see how it would go over. And 168 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:07.679 turns out people like them. People are responding to them pretty well. I've 169 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:09.840 already seen like a couple of people on my TikTok being like, I didn't 170 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:13.960 even know you had a podcast that's working. Yeah, it's crazy, it's 171 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:16.639 it's insane. It's one hundred and seventy four episodes. We should have just 172 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:18.840 kept. We should have been I don't know why it took us this long, 173 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:24.519 but yeah, we're doing it. We got these clips out and I'm 174 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:30.120 glad that people seem to be liking them. There is uh, there's also 175 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:35.480 so yeah, so one of the oldest one. Recently, we have switched 176 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:39.960 to a brand new podcasting network. So as of now, for our content 177 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.399 when it's on our free feeds, it'll be having quite a bit of a 178 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:48.919 bit more ads. But those ads helping us give you as many episodes as 179 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:52.000 we have been lately, and we appreciate you guys watching them. You don't 180 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:54.639 have to, you know, but if we go to patreon dot com, 181 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:58.960 so it's just start tank, you have no ads, episodes. Yeah, 182 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.720 it is ad free. It is. It is ad free, and it's 183 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:09.840 early. Yeah percent of the time it's early, and you can get the 184 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:15.559 free so yeah, yeah, you just wanted to one extra. We just 185 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:20.320 wanted to. We wanted to mention that because it's possible that like that might 186 00:13:20.360 --> 00:13:24.159 be weird, like a jarring shift. We switched. We switched for a 187 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:28.279 number of behind the scenes for reasons that we won't get into. But you 188 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:31.440 know, the free feed is going to change a little bit, but the 189 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:33.320 patroon feed is going to remain the same. You're still gonna get ten of 190 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:37.039 episodes over there. I also want to I just want to like to piggy 191 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:39.279 back off of that, is that it is the quiet few more ads. 192 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:45.360 Two is also it's it's a default setting, so it's something we don't have 193 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:46.759 any control of it because I already kind of try to mess with it and 194 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:50.559 it was like no, no, and so I'm like, okay, fair 195 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:54.399 enough. The tradeoff really is that it is free, and then there is 196 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:58.440 for one dollar you can just get ad free and early. Right. That 197 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:03.360 is fucking sweet trade off in my opinion. And then one other thing for 198 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:07.320 the free pez free feeds the people that are listening right now on the free 199 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:11.679 The second episodes, the second weekly episodes are now going to go live on 200 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:15.039 Thursday, just to space it a little bit because it was we first did 201 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:16.080 money and Wednesday, but I'm like, this is a little bit too close. 202 00:14:16.440 --> 00:14:20.240 I think Monday and Wednesday just give people a little bit of a break 203 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:22.519 and then uh and then so it's not there not overwhelmed with content. So 204 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:26.679 that's pretty much it. Yeah, yeah, we're shifting the schedule around me. 205 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:30.120 It was a little bit sandwich in there. Yeah, so so now 206 00:14:30.159 --> 00:14:33.360 it should be we should be adjusting. There's obviously like a weird kind of 207 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:37.799 transitionary period where the schedule might be a little bit in flux, but that's 208 00:14:37.879 --> 00:14:41.360 ultimately the new schedule. So we appreciate your patients on all that stuff. 209 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:48.000 Uh and uh yeah, man, I figure another week they gives your money 210 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:52.480 or will kill you. There's no again. Once again, there's nothing. 211 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:56.440 There's nothing going on. I start. There's only one thing that I saw 212 00:14:56.600 --> 00:14:58.960 now that I think about it, it's that picture of Chris Christy looking like 213 00:15:00.919 --> 00:15:03.440 looking like I'm melted ice cream, got smug piece of shit at the same 214 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:07.799 type too. He's like like, it looks like he looks like he just 215 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:11.440 you know, he looks at the type of person that would just rip horrible 216 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.399 ass in front of a bunch of people and then just be so proud of 217 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:22.399 himself, like look what I'm happiest about it? Dude. It is. 218 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:26.960 It is so bizarre how unhealthy these people look like consistently. Yeah, and 219 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:31.279 that's and this is him like down like a hundred pounds or something. He 220 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.279 lost weight like that, dude, that motherfucker lost weight, and this is 221 00:15:33.320 --> 00:15:37.600 what he looks like, like melted ice cream. It's it's pretty bad. 222 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.759 I have no place to talk. I've been I've been gymming and eight and 223 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:43.759 healthier a lot. I mean ice cream today because like I got weak and 224 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:48.320 I needed something to give me a pick up because my body's been a good 225 00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:52.200 man. I'm just looking. Uh. Cheat mails are important, cheat meals 226 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:58.279 are important. You need something so you band back too hard. Yeah that's 227 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:03.039 true. Yeah, but it's he looks he looks silly, he looks silly. 228 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:04.840 He just it. It's it reminds me of that picture of what is 229 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:07.480 it? Oh my god, is it? Is it? Trump and Giuliani 230 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:12.720 also where they just look so fucked like they all they all looked so fucked. 231 00:16:14.120 --> 00:16:17.559 They all look so fucked. It's crazy that that that New York I 232 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:21.399 understand, but it's is different. Man, there's old, like fucking what's 233 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:25.039 his name, the Jeff Goldblum's old. Yeah, you know what I mean. 234 00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:30.759 But he was also a sex symbol before he was old. I understand 235 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.919 that's true. But Giuliani was a sex symbol in the ninety really was not 236 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:38.320 what the fucking he was. You don't remember, you don't remember that was 237 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.200 never really sex symbol, Chris, What do you think you don't remember? 238 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:44.919 You don't remember the y in the nineties where he was, he was referred 239 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:48.559 to as Rudy Gruliani because he made all the women fucking wet. Remember that 240 00:16:49.440 --> 00:16:55.720 I wouldn't love. I would love if our parents were present and you said, 241 00:16:55.799 --> 00:16:59.279 ruly Giuliani was a sex symbol, because I know both of our parents 242 00:16:59.320 --> 00:17:02.360 would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? He was the 243 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:08.599 man, he was missed a Rico and everybody was trying to fuck him. 244 00:17:08.640 --> 00:17:14.119 Everyone was trying to fuck him, like he really handled those Rico fucking cases 245 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:18.440 so good, baby, And he was like stopping is gonna be fucking sick, 246 00:17:18.519 --> 00:17:22.559 isn't it? Do you remember? Do you guys remember when Trump tried 247 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.599 to fuck him? Remember when he was when he was he was no, 248 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:27.920 he was literally he was dressed as a woman, and Trump tried to fuck 249 00:17:27.960 --> 00:17:32.440 him. You don't remember that. I'm not even I see Can I tell 250 00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:36.119 you something. I'm not even a hundred I'm not even one hundred percent lying 251 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:41.279 about this. Okay, So what does that mean? What is so he 252 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:45.519 you'll you'll see, you'll see on the channel. So he was so you're 253 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.480 saying that he was in drag for some reason, right right right? And 254 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:53.960 then was dragging getting on him look pretty good. Yeah, because he was 255 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:59.279 a fucking pussy. And then and then uh, and then and then it 256 00:17:59.319 --> 00:18:03.799 was Giulianti by the by the big clip and he didn't like it, had 257 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:08.200 it? Yeah? Yo, you know what I forgot about and we probably 258 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:12.680 didn't even discuss it on this show. Those fucking uh that those transcripts of 259 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:17.440 him talking about those tits. Did you do you remember? That's right? 260 00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:22.480 These are my tits, These are my you know, we didn't talk about 261 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:26.400 this at all. We gotta we forgot. We gotta pull up that transcript 262 00:18:26.400 --> 00:18:29.759 because that's the craziest shit. I'll find it right now. Yeah. And 263 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:32.400 then do you know, can you do what Giuliani really like? Can you? 264 00:18:32.440 --> 00:18:33.920 Can you do? I don't know how he sounds. I mean it's 265 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:38.400 very Italian New York, it's very He just kind of sounds like a guy 266 00:18:38.440 --> 00:18:42.000 to me, like he doesn't because I grew up in that place. He 267 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:48.319 doesn't sound enough to my ears. That's true. I'm imagining, so I 268 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:56.240 imagine. Yes, Yeah, first round that Rodolpho was Rudolph. I was 269 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:59.279 really stunned. I was way older than I should have been too, hause 270 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:03.480 I ever heard like Adolph and I'm like, oh, that's a fucking okay, 271 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:06.000 I see I see it. I found it. I found it. 272 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:11.319 I found it. It says says, if we look if we did cover 273 00:19:11.359 --> 00:19:12.720 this before, I apologize if we're doing if we're double dipping, But like, 274 00:19:12.720 --> 00:19:18.119 I don't remember not doing this bit at all, mister Giuliani. These 275 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:22.640 breasts belong to me. Nobody else can get near these, Okay. I 276 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:26.359 don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards. These are mine. 277 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:30.319 You got it, understand. I'm very fucking possessive. I've gone easy 278 00:19:30.359 --> 00:19:33.839 on you, dude. I'm trying to find the other. Oh it's only 279 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:37.079 one. Why would why would this article only have one of the part where 280 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:40.880 that's not even the best one? Yeah, Over and over, you just 281 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:42.960 keep saying over and over, like those are my tits, or like these 282 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:47.440 are my tits, those like give me my tits, give me my tips, 283 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:48.880 give me my tits, they're my tits. They're like, yo, 284 00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:53.359 dude, it really is, it really is. Oh, here's one the 285 00:19:53.440 --> 00:19:59.400 way the way natural selection works. Jewish men have small cocks because they can't 286 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.519 use them after they get married, whereas the Italian men use them all their 287 00:20:03.559 --> 00:20:08.799 lives so they get bigger. I just like, how how do you say? 288 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:12.200 How could you? In what world does that? Like? What is 289 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:15.920 this does? Is it pussy juice that makes your dick grow? Because how 290 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:21.400 does that work? Nope? See like if you use it with your hands, 291 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:23.119 then wouldn't it grow? So No, that's obviously not happening. When 292 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:27.000 you're beating off, your dick's not growing, you are. You're paying far 293 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:30.839 too much attention to anything that he is saying. I mean, come on, 294 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:34.039 I want to know how he thinks this is real though, Come here, 295 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:37.720 big tit, come here, big tits, come here, big tits. 296 00:20:37.920 --> 00:20:42.200 Your tits belong to me, Give them to me parentheses indiscernible. I 297 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:45.799 want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want 298 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:52.279 to claim my tits. These are my tits. Jesus Christ, dude, 299 00:20:52.720 --> 00:20:56.079 that's a real that's a verbatim quote from Ruly Giliani. God bless you know 300 00:20:56.839 --> 00:21:00.119 these, God bless. I just love that these these are the guys like, 301 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:02.400 these are the guys that are fucking of, that are on top of 302 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:07.160 their ship. They're the ones that selling fucking h Yeah that the second debate 303 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:11.759 happened. I'll watch a recap later, because I'm sure that's where the fucking 304 00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:18.319 Chris Christy, that new uh thing of him came from. So there's a 305 00:21:18.359 --> 00:21:19.880 new thing of him. Well, no, what we just discussed, like, 306 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:23.000 yeah, what kicked U off? So that's where that came from. 307 00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:27.880 That guy that that fucking that round dude who the elf vivic vivic rama swamming 308 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:33.720 or whatever? The have you guys, have you seen the videos circuling around 309 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:38.920 that he's just literally almost some of them is verbatim stealing Obama's campaign trail. 310 00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:41.839 Shit, Oh yeah, he totally is. Yeah, Like there's a video 311 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:45.880 side by side showing you that it's just being plagiarized. Shift around a little 312 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:48.039 bit, like oh, copy my homework, but just changing around a little 313 00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:51.960 bit. And then some stuff is just literally word for word. And it's 314 00:21:52.039 --> 00:21:53.880 like, come, yeah, I have not I have not paid attention. 315 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:56.839 I have not been paying attention to the GOP debates at all, because I 316 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.559 just I sincerely, yeah, because you're you're not insane, Like that's well, 317 00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:03.079 I just I don't know, man, you can watch it, but 318 00:22:04.519 --> 00:22:08.160 if something entertaining happens, I'll tune into like the entertaining clip. I'm not 319 00:22:08.200 --> 00:22:11.359 gonna see. The thing is Trump's not there, so how entertaining can it 320 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:14.799 be? Like fucking Chris Chrisky was trying to You're trying to be all like 321 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:18.160 smooth, like, oh, Donald Trump's ducking the debate, so we're gonna 322 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:22.079 all start calling you donald duck. And I was like, get the He 323 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:26.720 said that, yes, he said they literally literally said that, And I 324 00:22:26.799 --> 00:22:30.559 was like, well, that is so Chris Chris Christy said that, Yes, 325 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:36.599 yes, he should be killed. That is crazy. I can't believe. 326 00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:41.480 I can't believe that he thought that was a good fucking rosse. Yeah. 327 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.759 That's but that's what we're dealing with. Man, We're not dealing that's 328 00:22:44.759 --> 00:22:48.920 what. Head out of there. Get this man. At least Donald Trump 329 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:57.240 has flip things. Brother, oh brother, stay dude, honestly, yeah, 330 00:22:57.279 --> 00:23:00.920 for real, like, dude, Trump, I just want you know 331 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:03.319 what, it would be amazing for Trump. Yeah, I would. I 332 00:23:03.359 --> 00:23:06.880 would be his sincerely. I would be one of his biggest fans. If 333 00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:11.279 every election cycle he just came he came out, joined the debates, Uh, 334 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:15.319 did his little press conference where he got on stage and just like shit 335 00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.240 talked everybody and then dropped out of the race. You know, what I 336 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:23.480 mean, like every election, just every every four years is like a new 337 00:23:23.559 --> 00:23:27.400 stand up set for for for trumph, My god, this is perfect. 338 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:30.559 This would you would have everybody, so many people would be on your side 339 00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:33.559 if you did that, you know what. I feel like he probably would 340 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.400 have did that if he didn't have all these indictments, because I feel like 341 00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:40.160 the only reason he's really I feel like the only reason he's really going through 342 00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:42.680 the presidency now was like, oh fuck, the only way I can get 343 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:47.160 out of prison is becoming the president. Because I feel like he probably would 344 00:23:47.160 --> 00:23:48.960 have liked he would have teased forever. I think it would have teased for 345 00:23:48.960 --> 00:23:52.599 everybod he's gonna run, and never would have did it because he's just like, 346 00:23:52.640 --> 00:23:55.319 I don't need to run anymore. I'm already as famous as I'm ever 347 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.400 gonna be. These people are still gonna keep giving me money, millions of 348 00:23:57.400 --> 00:24:00.839 dollars from his from his fans, and never run, even before he even 349 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:06.119 had anounce that he was running. Crazy. But now that I'm gonna get 350 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:11.319 fucked, I don't think you fully appreciate how wild that premise is. Yeah, 351 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:18.480 the only way that I can avoid prison is if I become the president 352 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:22.160 President. It sounds like a stupid fucking show. It sounds like a dumb 353 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:26.039 It sounds like as literally Someds episode. Dude, it sounds like a fucking 354 00:24:26.119 --> 00:24:30.599 like like Disney ship, like that's so raven. It sounds like south Park. 355 00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:33.319 Yeah, until the Sunday were doing south Park. But it's real. 356 00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:37.720 It is a real and it's it's the stupid. Some polls are showing that 357 00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:42.680 he's pulling better than Biden, which is a little concerning. I'm it's a 358 00:24:42.680 --> 00:24:48.000 little it's a little concerning. It is because I I really, guys, 359 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:52.160 I say this and I don't even say this hyperbolically, because I have a 360 00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:56.599 I have a European wife, that there is a slight possibility that I might 361 00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:59.839 just we we already talked about, hey, maybe let's go move to fucking 362 00:25:00.039 --> 00:25:04.039 Paine because her being in a EU citizen, I can actually get over there 363 00:25:04.039 --> 00:25:07.799 easy and then fucking just chill. And then I think, after being there 364 00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:10.599 five years, I can be like a citizen or something. So but I 365 00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:14.079 think my thing is this right, that's right, like like I've always like 366 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:18.079 I've always wondered this, right, Yeah, why don't always go to Europe 367 00:25:18.519 --> 00:25:26.160 because they're barbarians there, Like why go to where those savages are? Like 368 00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:30.240 I did, like like in my real heart of her, like Americans suck, 369 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.400 we're insane, we're just sit crazy. Like the mental health problems in 370 00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:41.240 America is unbelievable. It's like to the point that it's they're savages who Europeans 371 00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:45.680 in general. Open a book, open open a book written by them, 372 00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:47.759 and it will be like, Yeah, for a period of time, we 373 00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:51.480 were wilding. We were shining in the street, setting each other on fire, 374 00:25:51.799 --> 00:25:53.640 trying to find a Jewish god in the middle of Europe. We were 375 00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:57.160 just doing a bunch of wild things. Is what year do you think this 376 00:25:57.359 --> 00:26:00.960 is, sir? But there's that's the blood that's in there, that's that's 377 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:08.640 in your just going on like a racist diet tribe right now, Like as 378 00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:17.640 you watch, I slowly get a freaking what you call him? That would 379 00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:21.400 rule? That was. Look, I don't know, man, I don't 380 00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:26.039 know what's gonna happen. I can't I can't abide by Chris Chrissy existing any 381 00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:33.759 further. So it's anymore he's gonna Chris chrispy Kreme is Look, I will 382 00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:41.200 give him one one thing only He's really the only nigga right now that will 383 00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:45.400 shit on Donald Trump. He's he's like the only one that's openly he already 384 00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.559 knows he ain't gonna wins. All he's trying to do is just you know, 385 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.839 maybe suck a few votes away from Trump, I guess, but like 386 00:26:52.440 --> 00:27:00.440 I respect that the clowns. Dude, we literally in a circus right now. 387 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:04.200 The fact that like the yeah, the front runner that's not even debating 388 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:08.039 because he knows he's already gonna be the nominee that has four indictments and he 389 00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:15.000 is obviously guilty. It's what sucks about it when what sucks about it really 390 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:18.079 like not even from a political standpoint, it's just like just objectively speaking, 391 00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:26.200 this is so boring, Like it's this, it's it's just the same shit 392 00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:29.920 again, you know, like we always complain or like there there's a big 393 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.640 point of contention in like media how like we're always like rehashing ideas and how 394 00:27:33.640 --> 00:27:36.960 it's like oh, man, you know, like oh, we're gonna reboot 395 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.359 fucking uh the Office, or like oh we're gonna remake fucking this game. 396 00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:47.920 Oh we're gonna reboot this movie trilogy or fucking whatever. It's like this, 397 00:27:48.119 --> 00:27:52.000 we're just rebooting politics. Now. It's just like, oh, Donald Trump, 398 00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:55.160 bring him back, because like in twenty sixteen, remember that, Yeah, 399 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:57.119 I remember that. It's like I'm just like, oh my god, 400 00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:03.559 Like that's so bland. And even if we had a new person who was 401 00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:08.960 like crazier, you know what I mean, almost did d DeSantis is not 402 00:28:08.960 --> 00:28:15.839 as crazy. He sucks, but he's not well Trump, Trump will say 403 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:19.440 wilder the sentence, will try to make more fucked up things happen. Yeah, 404 00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:23.039 well, I agree with the uh with the because the type of stuff 405 00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:27.960 that he's done, that you're Conian ship, that he's doing in Florida has 406 00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:33.240 kind but but at least you understand at least that's something else. I mean, 407 00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:40.279 that's something else. You know what I want want him? It's about 408 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:44.720 I would like you want Santis versus De Santis versus somebody else. I don't 409 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.000 think De Santis would win, and I would be happy with that. It'd 410 00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:52.640 be something fucking new. We he's he's been exposed as being he's he is 411 00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:56.119 on the spectrum. He is he broke the freaking meter of the spectrum. 412 00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.119 Like he's so just have you seen that? Mother? Sucker try to smile. 413 00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:04.640 He is the sheepy, sheepish. He is the most sheepish person I've 414 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:08.519 ever fucking seen in my life. That motherfucker is a sith bro. He 415 00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:14.920 is. He can He literally does not know how to smile. Like literally, 416 00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:18.240 he does not know. I saw that video of him struggling to smile. 417 00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:19.960 They're trying to smile on camera. That's the most popular one, but 418 00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:23.640 I mean there are if there, there's so many. Get the only way 419 00:29:23.640 --> 00:29:26.799 to get him the smile is a reccurding gaybele in front of him. Didn't 420 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:33.200 call him smile? Didn't he call his mommy? I remembering this, or 421 00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:37.920 did he call his wife his mommy? His mommy? He says my mommy, 422 00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.359 I mean my wife, And I'm like, yo, that's we gotta 423 00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:47.759 right now, we gotta move on. We gotta make that's a little sussybakaak 424 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:49.519 in this. You know, Yeah, that definitely called my teacher mommy before. 425 00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.119 I just wanted everybody to pull their dicks and tits out. Man, 426 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:56.680 Let's make this this shit interesting. That's I want to see. I want 427 00:29:56.720 --> 00:29:59.359 to see how bad the damage in the Pelosi shirt is. You know, 428 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:07.000 Let's see how like is it. I feel like that that time was it 429 00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:12.359 Time magazine or like the New Yorker magazine where there was like a political cartoon 430 00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:18.799 on the cover of like Diane Feinstein and uh Mitch McConnell and Trump and Biden 431 00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:22.799 and they were like in like a like a race, but they were all 432 00:30:22.839 --> 00:30:26.319 like geriatric and fucked up and they were like walking with walkers and stuff. 433 00:30:26.319 --> 00:30:30.319 No, somebody, I don't remember who the fuck it was was some I 434 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.960 think some democrators or something. Just some political figure who's like, it's actually, 435 00:30:33.359 --> 00:30:37.039 it's not okay to this is agism, and this is not okay to 436 00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:42.319 be to be insulting uh people in power, like this is like fuck you. 437 00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:45.920 I just replied, I reached, I retweeted it. I was like, 438 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:49.519 I was like, shut up, loser, and it like dude, 439 00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:53.519 it's so, why are you protecting old people who are fucking you over? 440 00:30:55.319 --> 00:31:00.599 Specifically, I feel like that's just like politics in general, respectable older It's 441 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:03.680 like, no, fuck old people. They're old. They should die. 442 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:07.920 No, No, I will respect elders. No, you're not politicians. 443 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:11.720 I respect elders that are respectable. That's it. Old die. They're taking 444 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.720 up our fucking ear. The babys have only made the world worst. I'm 445 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:18.920 sick at them, bro, you got sick at them. Old person is 446 00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.759 my grandmother. That's the only good one period, even she's pretty questionable these 447 00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:30.640 days, yea, and yeah she's seen now now. So like you got 448 00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.680 a roundhouse kick motherfuckers in the in the in the hip and they go down 449 00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:41.759 whatever's they go down once they're done. Some guys walking up to old people 450 00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:48.960 and slapping them on the hip. Bro, you got less than the year 451 00:31:48.079 --> 00:31:52.759 left? You remember that? Do you guys remember that that video? We'll 452 00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:55.359 move on after this, but do you do you remember do you guys wear 453 00:31:55.400 --> 00:31:59.839 that video of the that like it was like a crowd of police officers and 454 00:31:59.880 --> 00:32:01.960 they push that old man on the ground. Yeah. I think it was 455 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:10.839 during the pandemic and yeah, like dude, it's that fast, bro, 456 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:14.920 dude, I really it's I don't know, man, I don't. I 457 00:32:14.960 --> 00:32:16.799 never like getting super political on the on these episodes because it's just like I 458 00:32:16.839 --> 00:32:20.039 just I just want to make people laughing. Like fuck, I really that 459 00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:24.240 videos like that really make me just loathe police policeman, Like I fucking I 460 00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:29.519 don't get it. It makes it it makes it. It is so absurd 461 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.759 that thinking about it makes me laugh because it's like its just something like this 462 00:32:32.839 --> 00:32:37.880 shit, it just doesn't seem real with how fucking evil it is meant to 463 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.680 be real. I wanted to be a cop so badly when I got old, 464 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:43.720 when I was younger, because I felt like being a cop was the 465 00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:46.279 honorable thing. And then I grew up in New York and I had my 466 00:32:46.279 --> 00:32:47.920 first direction with a cop in New York, and I was like, Oh, 467 00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:53.200 these niggas sucked. They are terrible, terrible, terrible people. They're 468 00:32:53.559 --> 00:33:00.519 there, they're almost bullies. I almost joined the Academy the Miracle but County 469 00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:02.599 ad because I wanted to h It was this is in two thousand and eight 470 00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:06.640 when I was like, you know what this this You get paid a lot 471 00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:08.440 down here, blah blah blah blah blah. But then it was really it 472 00:33:08.480 --> 00:33:12.440 was really the reaction that I got from some people. The reaction that I 473 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.880 got from my mom was the one thing that really because I was thinking I 474 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:20.559 was this motherfucker that was just bouncing around doing a musician ship and like trying 475 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:22.519 to go on tour and all this stuff, and then so she was like 476 00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:25.359 Okay, this dude's not selling down and he's being an idiot. So I 477 00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:30.000 thought she would actually appreciate me trying to go into a real field. But 478 00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:34.079 then since I was like a cop thing, she was like her reactually was 479 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:37.759 kind of like, you can't come back. I won't go like fucking a 480 00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:39.720 cab. I was like, oh shit, and then like this, And 481 00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:43.039 then I was just thinking, like she didn't say that, but like her 482 00:33:43.079 --> 00:33:47.279 fucking her body language, mom my, mom a cab when you were a 483 00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:57.839 child, just like oh yeah yeah. But and then I was also there 484 00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:01.839 was there was also the nail on the head of the straw and the camel 485 00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:06.960 back. I can't speak right now. There was some lady got fired, 486 00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:09.880 some lady cop got fired. Yeah almost almost. Well, I'm actually I'm 487 00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:14.400 actually recovering from uh yo, you know why I was sucked up. We're 488 00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:19.800 recording. We're recording the these episodes a little bit behind schedule, but it 489 00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:22.280 doesn't matter. We're still gonna have a coment on time. Uh I didn't 490 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.840 know. I got lucky. I almost skipped a Dennis appointment at a six 491 00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:30.000 month follow up that I was gonna skip because I wasn't feeling good. And 492 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.039 I'm like, I don't fucking care, but I went, and I'm glad 493 00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:35.559 that I did because I've been feeling like shit and I had no idea why. 494 00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:39.480 Apparently U my wisdom teeth need to be pulled out. Already got one 495 00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:42.320 out, I need to get the other ones out. One of them is 496 00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:45.960 fucked up and like so much so that I don't I didn't feel it until. 497 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:49.000 I don't know if this has ever happened to you before. You didn't 498 00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:52.519 realize something until someone's explained something you, Like, I didn't realize that, 499 00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:58.159 like the hunger headaches were a thing until my step mom was like, yoh 500 00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.800 man, I have a hundred head like I'm so hunger as I'm starting to 501 00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:02.239 get a headache. And then when I was like, I never made that 502 00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:05.960 connection before. And now like, say, if I go, you know, 503 00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:07.079 most of the day without eating, I'll start getting a headche or something, 504 00:35:07.119 --> 00:35:09.079 and I'm like, you fucking bitch, Like I never would have probably 505 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:13.480 paid attention to that. Is that why my head always hurts? I mean, 506 00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:15.480 if you're like, it literally happened to me, I'm not sure if 507 00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:16.920 you're if you're making a joke or not, but no, I mean, 508 00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:21.639 I usually have like a hand I usually have a handful of honey out cheerio 509 00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:23.679 as a day. Yeah, if if, if you're if you're being genuine, 510 00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:28.119 I guarantee you that is the real reason, because that is you'll get 511 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.440 a headache from not eating your your fucking little sitting signals and attacking your brain. 512 00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:36.400 But see why my head hurts. This, this is why it just 513 00:35:36.480 --> 00:35:38.000 hurts. And I was I was a high schooler when this happened to me. 514 00:35:38.039 --> 00:35:39.559 And then I was kind of like, I wish I didn't know this 515 00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:43.519 knowledge because I didn't realize that before I just kind of did. I didn't 516 00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:46.079 make the connection because I wish I was I wish I was stupid. I 517 00:35:46.119 --> 00:35:47.960 wish I was stupider. For sure, I wish I was an aging a 518 00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:54.719 motherfucker. But so why I was saying that is I have an infection in 519 00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:59.960 my my wisdom tooth. Like it's like pretty bad, the dentist to but 520 00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:04.000 I didn't notice. I didn't really feel it until they started jabbing me. 521 00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:06.239 And now I actually feel the pain, and I was like, oh, 522 00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.039 that makes sense. I thought I was having sinus headaches and stuff. I've 523 00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:12.519 been all fucked up and feeling terrible. I've been feeling awful and I couldn't 524 00:36:12.519 --> 00:36:15.840 figure out why. I thought like it had to do with my stomach or 525 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:17.239 something was going on. I couldn't figure it out. Long story short, 526 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:23.079 I started taking some antibiotics and I feel so much better. It's laughable that 527 00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:28.039 because now that I've been treating it and so easy, I'm just I don't 528 00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.800 know why my tooth is that fucked up. Because in March they were like, 529 00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:32.599 all right, your teeth are pretty good. You just need to get 530 00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:36.239 this pulled out. And now they're like, yo, your tooth fucked. 531 00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:39.440 We need to put four hundred dollars worth of antibiotics in your mouth right now. 532 00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:43.760 And I was like, I should you? I should go to the 533 00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.599 den. It's been a like the pandemic. Really, the pandemic really fucked 534 00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:50.920 my perception of like when I should you know what? I maybe like the 535 00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:53.199 pandemic happened and then I was just like, ah, and I haven't been 536 00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:58.159 like since the pandemic. You go to the doctor, You go to the 537 00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:00.519 doctor for a check up. Four times a year. You go to a 538 00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:06.840 doctor since yeah, go go because you don't know times a year. Take 539 00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:09.960 it from me, I felt fine as far as I even asked Jojo. 540 00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:13.519 I was like, Yo, did you notice like my teeth being any worse 541 00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:16.199 off than they are, my breath fucking smelling like shit or anything? Because 542 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:19.960 I would imagine like if I have an affection, something should be off. 543 00:37:21.000 --> 00:37:23.159 I don't know. So I was actually really shocked, shocked by that, 544 00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:28.559 and but it also I guess maybe I should have whatever. I didn't make 545 00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:30.320 the connection because I've been feeling like shit. I've just been kind of turning. 546 00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:32.920 You know how when you go to work, you get professional, you 547 00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:35.920 turn it on. You're feeling like shit, but you're like, all right, 548 00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.559 I gotta turn it on. Exactly yesterday exactly couldn't do it. I 549 00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:42.440 tried, and I was fucking I was like, this is gonna be. 550 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:45.039 I'm gonna be like. We recorded an extram listeners, free feed listeners. 551 00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:50.679 We recorded an extra AMMO one time after a Sweeney got home from the gym, 552 00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:58.519 and this nigga was fucking falling asleep times just in bro, I don't 553 00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:02.960 up at seven and going to the gym. It's so brutal, and we 554 00:38:04.039 --> 00:38:07.400 always have to record right after. Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that, 555 00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:10.559 brother, because it sucks. I'm sorry, good good. Before the 556 00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:14.800 Creator Crash, I was I was doing two days because I wake up at 557 00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:16.920 seven every day to take Jojo to work, except for Fridays, I wake 558 00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:20.559 up at six, and so I would go to the gym right after I 559 00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:22.519 drop her off. So I'd go to the gym around like about eight, 560 00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:24.880 and then I would go when we when she would get off work. And 561 00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:28.840 so I was doing two days. It was fucking hard, but I was 562 00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.519 killing it until I got sick coming home from the Creator Flash, and then 563 00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:36.440 I just ruined my life. I want to do it. It's like a 564 00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.360 it's like a factory. I want to do two days, but I know 565 00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:43.400 the condition I would be in for that first like two weeks, you should 566 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.480 not be doing. I want to ask you something right now. Why do 567 00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:51.079 you not drink caffeine? I like why? I just don't. I've never 568 00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:53.000 I've never been something that really enjoys it. I don't like how I feel 569 00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:58.239 when I'm caffeinated. You don't like feeling awake. I feel jittery. I 570 00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:00.639 don't feel away. I just means you're taking too much caffeine, so you 571 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:04.639 take I don't like it. Man, I've never been a professor of it, 572 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.519 like I not even from tea or anything. It looks like I just 573 00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:09.320 that's like me, Like that's that's like mean, Like I don't like I 574 00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:14.800 don't like eating ten I don't like eating fifteen pounds of pizza because I don't 575 00:39:14.840 --> 00:39:17.679 like feeling heavy afterwards. It's like, you don't have to eat fifteen You 576 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:22.360 just I think exactly not need. My reaction to caffeine in general is fucking 577 00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:27.960 no way. Now. I drink one coffee and I just feel gross. 578 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:31.239 You don't don't drink I don't look I get my caffeine. I don't drink 579 00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:34.719 coffee. I mean I can. I like coffee, but I don't drink 580 00:39:34.719 --> 00:39:37.559 it for my form my energy. I do get it straight from the caffeine 581 00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:44.639 cow. Yeah yeah, I just like I'll be sucking his teeth. Yeah 582 00:39:44.800 --> 00:39:49.599 yeah. It's it's this gri It's just this gritty sand paper texture cow that 583 00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:53.559 you just milk the caffeine out of. Yeah. I really think you need 584 00:39:53.679 --> 00:39:58.400 some brother, especially now that you're you're you're getting back in your gym grind. 585 00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:02.360 Like I use just enough because I've had I've had heart issues for since 586 00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:07.039 twenty sixteen, even though it's kind of started like kind of fixed itself now. 587 00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:14.039 But because of that, I had to very I had to regulate my 588 00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:17.719 caffeine and take by I had to take it down a ton, and so 589 00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.159 it would just be just enough to stabilize myself. Never jitters, never too 590 00:40:22.280 --> 00:40:25.039 much or anything like that where my heart would go crazy. I'm not one. 591 00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:29.239 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not one to talk 592 00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:32.280 because I like I have, I get headaches when I don't have caffeine. 593 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.519 Sincere like you will get caffeine with draws about if you don't have enough caffeine 594 00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:42.400 after a while. But the thing is, that's like if you have if 595 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:47.119 you have caffeine regularly for you, you just need a little bit to stabilize 596 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:52.400 yourself. Man, like you're you're you're getting older, You're getting older. 597 00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.159 I'm just I'm dying. I'm just dying. He gives up, gives up 598 00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:59.519 immediately. He just I'm just dying. I know, it's fine. You 599 00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:02.880 shouldn't need a nap like after like a like a little gym sash for like 600 00:41:04.000 --> 00:41:07.800 fucking that's just you need to just take a little caffeine. That shit hurts 601 00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:09.639 Bro, a fucking a fucking hour and a half gym set where I go 602 00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:13.079 and I'm like, Bro, I'm gonna get I'm a knock out hour of 603 00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:17.880 lifting after hour lifting my body I'm stuck standing like I'm trying to flex and 604 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:22.400 I'm not. I'm just I'm just the position my body's in. And then 605 00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:23.880 I do a half an hour of cardio and my body's like, yo, 606 00:41:24.000 --> 00:41:28.400 dude, you gotta get in the house before you die. Somebody whole the 607 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:30.800 whole wrench to get in my house. Sit down, I sit on the 608 00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:35.320 bed. Do you and I tell Lily. If I don't wake up, 609 00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.800 I'm sorry. Do you go to the gym start? Do you go to 610 00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:42.239 the gym with people? Oh? Yeah, Oh yeah, cool, well 611 00:41:42.280 --> 00:41:45.840 that's good. Yeah. Do you take any recovery supplements? Yeah? Of 612 00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:50.719 course you go on with the mean Yeah, I mean going on every other 613 00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:53.599 day. I can't stand you. So you'll you'll take a recovery of supplements, 614 00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:58.320 but you won't just add a little caffeine, do it. You gotta 615 00:41:58.360 --> 00:42:00.480 recovery. You gotta get back what you lost, but you need to boost 616 00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.880 your Oh my god, like hands off, you lost, bro, you 617 00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:09.800 gotta He'll figure it out figure out eventually eventually when he falls asleep driving, 618 00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:15.519 Yeah, yeah, dude, that dude, that's fine, And I bet 619 00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:20.920 I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Everybody else in here what happens when 620 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:22.920 people fall asleep behind the wheel, Like, since they're all relaxed and shit, 621 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:27.239 they just actually, scientifically, scientifically, you're way better off if you 622 00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:37.199 fall asleep behind the wheel. Sears. When I worked at Sears in like 623 00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:42.320 twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, I fell asleep driving home. Oh my god, 624 00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:44.519 because it was like it was like Black Friday or something, and I 625 00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:46.360 was, I was I think I went there. I don't remember if it 626 00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.880 was Black Friday morning or Black Friday the day after. I don't remember. 627 00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:52.280 It was like it was a really busy weekend. I remember coming in. 628 00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:54.559 I would go in at six am and I would go I would stay there 629 00:42:54.599 --> 00:43:00.280 till like four, and then I went home, had like Thanksgiving inner, 630 00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:05.400 and then went back out for Black Friday. So like I would like six 631 00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:09.719 am to four, then I slept for like an hour eight food left at 632 00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:13.519 seven, and I got there at like eighth, and I was like, 633 00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.320 they're eight thirty to like four am. Do you remember those times? Man, 634 00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.760 remember working like a slave on Black Friday? Do you remember that ship 635 00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.280 Coals? I worked at Coals and that was my my only that was my 636 00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:30.440 only Black Friday experience because all my other jobs weren't like a relative to that. 637 00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:32.480 But I worked, and I worked in a mall on Black Friday. 638 00:43:32.599 --> 00:43:37.360 Worked and it was so bad Friday, and that's the only thing open because 639 00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:40.800 in the round and round on holiday time, they closed every other fast food 640 00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:45.320 story because you know they have souls. But Starbucks would be open. I 641 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.880 remember working my There was one time in Fishkill there were like thirty people that 642 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.920 came in. A party of like thirteen came in. Every We're just making 643 00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:54.719 drinks, making drinks. It would get bigger tips on those days, but 644 00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:58.480 those tips did not validate the fact that how hard we had to work on 645 00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.800 the days we should be prepenting on with our FAMI probably remember eating dinner. 646 00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:05.119 I remember, I remember I woke up. This is when I was like 647 00:44:05.679 --> 00:44:07.960 twenty one, So I was like because when my early twenties obviously go through 648 00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:10.280 the period of time you're not really talking to your family. I was hanging 649 00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:13.559 out with these guys, so I wasn't really around my family. Too often. 650 00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:15.800 I woke up, said I love your grandam, a good morning, 651 00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:20.920 happy happy Holidays, went to work, came back home and everyone was already 652 00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:24.239 done eating for Black Friday, for like for christas for our Thanksgiving eight and 653 00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:28.960 then went right back out to go shopping. I didn't see my family at 654 00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:30.519 all that weekend, and I'm just I looked back at those moments and I'm 655 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:35.760 like, dude, this is not how you're supposed to live. Dude. 656 00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:37.639 That was That was the thing that convinced me. That was the thing that 657 00:44:37.639 --> 00:44:39.079 convinced me to quit. I was like, dude, I'm not I'm not 658 00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.760 dying for seers, man, I'm not like hillway in hell am I dying 659 00:44:43.840 --> 00:44:46.599 on my way home falling asleep. I've never fallen asleep at the fucking wheel 660 00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:51.119 before, and not since, by the way, like, not since have 661 00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:53.800 I done that? Wild dude, like looking back at like going off because 662 00:44:53.840 --> 00:44:59.599 like, I personally don't go out on Black Friday anymore, because well, 663 00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:01.360 there's no I'm watching people agree with it. Well I don't. I don't 664 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:04.800 agree. I don't agree with the sentiment of it it existing. I don't, 665 00:45:05.199 --> 00:45:07.280 I totally. But even though I just never I never really everything is 666 00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:13.159 used. We used to you were going on. We didn't do anything like 667 00:45:13.199 --> 00:45:15.840 I I went out. I think twice in my entire life, I've definitely 668 00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:19.440 went out with more than one Black Friday with you, because there was one 669 00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.400 around the time of Destiny when PS four came out. You're with us that 670 00:45:22.559 --> 00:45:27.639 day? Yeah, with us? Another two Black Fridays. I'm saying like, 671 00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:30.079 I think I worked one Black Friday, and I think I went. 672 00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:34.599 I think in my entire life, I've been to maybe five Black Fridays, 673 00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:38.360 two like one when I was a kid, two in Fishkill, and I 674 00:45:38.400 --> 00:45:44.239 think maybe three here. I think, what's crazy? I don't remember what 675 00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:46.000 until I moved up state. So when I was in New York City and 676 00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:50.559 the Bronx, I didn't know what existed, no clue. And then I 677 00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:53.760 moved up state and in like the year of like twenty six of it, 678 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:59.639 I heard of it and I was like, oh okay, I hurt. 679 00:45:59.639 --> 00:46:02.159 People were drying, and I was like, holy shit, this is crazy. 680 00:46:02.199 --> 00:46:05.320 Because I lived right next to the walmarts. I was like, am 681 00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:07.519 I gonna go? And I went dead and have money yet because I was 682 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:09.280 like fucking sixteen, I don't really have money yet. But now, like 683 00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.159 I just don't go out those days. I like make sure I stay away 684 00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:15.920 from them. I do do a lot of shopping in that area of time, 685 00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.280 because pretty much Black Friday is at the start of the end of November, 686 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:22.559 end of November, the end of October is pretty much Black Friday. 687 00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:25.360 Now, yeah, well, what we would what we would do initially when 688 00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:29.679 we moved out here. It's like we specifically had chickens Giving on the day 689 00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:34.800 after Thanksgiving, what like our we had like a friends giving basically where we 690 00:46:34.880 --> 00:46:37.480 just instead of turkey, we just made all these chicken dishes and like mac 691 00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:40.639 and cheese and like a bunch of honestly, like just southern food. Basically 692 00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:44.039 the fact that you're not here except for me, I'd make Caribbean food, 693 00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:46.440 but I'm the only person everybody would make like yeah, but like yeah, 694 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:50.880 like I would make wings. Uh, there are some people who would make 695 00:46:50.880 --> 00:46:52.880 like mac and cheese and other stuff. And and we did it on Friday 696 00:46:52.920 --> 00:47:00.000 specifically so that we could just go on we could do Black Friday on thanks 697 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:02.440 Giving night and we could go and like we would just get our shopping done 698 00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:05.199 and we wouldn't miss out on anything. And we could still eat it. 699 00:47:05.199 --> 00:47:08.039 We've gotta figure out about this year already, because it's that's fast approaching. 700 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:10.960 In fact, we got time to figure that out. We do. We're 701 00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:15.119 probably gonna we're gonna rent somewhere this year, or probably not. I don't 702 00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:16.199 know. Whatever, We'll figure it out. It doesn't matter. Let's get 703 00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:19.119 this. We're gonna be down here. You're gonna be down here this this 704 00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:23.920 holiday. What I've I have no idea what's happening. I mean, I 705 00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:27.360 could tend to be down here so I could spend it with us, I 706 00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:30.079 could I. Yeah, we'll figure some shit out. Fucking we'll figure we'll 707 00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:36.639 figure everything out us damn. Alright, figure alright, relax, let's get 708 00:47:36.639 --> 00:47:42.079 into some questions already. Listen. Oh my god, my mom calls me 709 00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:45.599 the hard Are when she's mad. Wrote in says, hey, Malibu most 710 00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:52.360 wanted which Arthur, Which Arthur would win a royal rumble to deserve the name 711 00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:59.360 Arthur Spooner from King of Queens, Arthur Reid from PBS, or Arthur Morgan, 712 00:48:00.320 --> 00:48:02.840 uh from Arthur Weasley. I don't even who Arthur Weasley is, but 713 00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:10.800 I don't care about him. Arthur Morgan versus the ard Vark versus Jerry Stiller. 714 00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:19.960 The idea of seeing Arthur Morgan beat up Arthur Reid is so fucking funny 715 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:23.039 to me. The battle of the Arthur get out of my way, and 716 00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:35.880 he's like, no, I'm a knitter, dude, that's wild. I 717 00:48:35.920 --> 00:48:38.039 mean, he would win. Morgan would win. It would be well, 718 00:48:38.679 --> 00:48:46.519 I've seen, I've seen the little one beat up vegeta and what are you 719 00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:52.199 fucking talking about. I've seen I've seen some pretty weird shit and uh, 720 00:48:53.519 --> 00:48:59.880 and there's things out there where he like that little kid actually is pretty power. 721 00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:07.039 Arthur the ard Vark. Yeah, it's eating vegeta in combat. I've 722 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:09.639 seen. That's not Yeah, but that's not can't that's not real, Okay, 723 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.719 Arthur's imagination. It can't be cannon of all these Arthur's brawlings. So 724 00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:20.519 we kind of have to we can bid the rules a little bit, I 725 00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:23.320 guess, but we got you. I guess. It's a it's a good 726 00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:28.480 way. That is a good response. But in that case, I've seen 727 00:49:28.559 --> 00:49:30.440 Arthur Morgan do some crazy shit too. And do you ever see those those 728 00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:34.880 videos of him like throwing a kid into space? Nor in fact, I've 729 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:37.840 never seen Arthur do Grady. I've seen grad get done to Arthur. I've 730 00:49:37.840 --> 00:49:43.519 never seen him. I was trying to misrepresent them, hopefully, hopefully no 731 00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:45.559 one would have checked me. And it's true. I've seen videos of Arthur 732 00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:52.400 Morgan getting beat up by children by Jack. But it's a little night bro 733 00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:58.480 I actually, you know TikTok, I pretty much only subscribe to or follow. 734 00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:01.679 I follow p people that I know, and then the only other pages 735 00:50:01.719 --> 00:50:07.679 that I follow is red It's ALDR. Two mod pages. That's it, 736 00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:12.599 and it's usually some guy that's just one of them is not even mods. 737 00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.719 It's just one guy that's so good at just shooting everybody. Like they'll be 738 00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:20.559 like a gang of people who'll threaten them right, and then they'll be like 739 00:50:20.599 --> 00:50:22.400 and then they'll be I'm just kidding, and then they'll pull out a six 740 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:27.239 shooter and kill all of them like immediately. It's it's so impressive. It's 741 00:50:27.320 --> 00:50:30.599 so fucking impressive. It's like someone who's like really good at their aiming and 742 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:37.440 other mods of like pushing people really far or somehow people following you on roofs 743 00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:39.880 and then pushing them off and shit and like just doing it's just falling it's 744 00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:44.599 just pushing people off of shit. It's I don't know why, but somebody 745 00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:49.079 has a lot of pages like that. So I am absolutely floored by this 746 00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:54.920 question. I'm gonna send you, guys a tweet that that that signifies what 747 00:50:54.960 --> 00:51:00.000 this is about. So I'm about to read it, and I really uh 748 00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:04.119 so Ashlett Ashlett wrote in and she she says, hey, guys, I 749 00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:09.400 just had my name legally changed to Ashley combat Evolved. Jay. What name, 750 00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:14.079 first, middle, or last would you change yours to be? And 751 00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:20.400 she she she includes proof that she did it, and she fucking did nod 752 00:51:21.039 --> 00:51:27.039 her name is her name is Ashley Combat Evolved. No, which is way 753 00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:34.960 crazy, Ashley. That is so fucking cool, man, He No, 754 00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:37.840 it's not. That is awesome. Actually, actually, i'm happy for you. 755 00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:42.199 I'm glad your twice. I'm gotta drive with it. But let's talk, 756 00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:47.599 okay, combat not that's so that rules? That rules? That is 757 00:51:47.639 --> 00:51:51.840 so that is so cool. I can't even I can't even believe it. 758 00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:54.800 You know what's interesting, I've always thought about changing my name, but then 759 00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:58.800 I was the only person that I was thinking of. Oh maybe my mom 760 00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:00.519 would be really offended, because you know, my dad's a dirt doesn't matter. 761 00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.199 But like so just like, all right, my mom maybe she'll be 762 00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:06.400 mad or something. Or your names after your dad. I'm mad. I'm 763 00:52:06.440 --> 00:52:07.320 made after my dad. So it really doesn't matter at the end of the 764 00:52:07.400 --> 00:52:12.280 day, everybody. Yeah, well, typically unless the dad was a piece 765 00:52:12.320 --> 00:52:15.119 of trash and they gave the mom's name. Yes, that's usually what happens, 766 00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:16.880 like say, oh, dad sucks, and then we'll give him. 767 00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:21.039 We'll give the mom's name because I don't want your dad anywhere in your life 768 00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:23.480 or something. But you have I have my father's first name, but not 769 00:52:23.559 --> 00:52:28.320 his last name. Okay, but yeah, you have your dad's entire name, 770 00:52:28.400 --> 00:52:30.360 right, I just uh wait, who who are you asking me? 771 00:52:31.599 --> 00:52:34.920 I have his last I was a last name. I don't. I'm not 772 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:37.280 a there's no junior going on or nothing. Okay, no, no, 773 00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:39.199 no, no, no. My my dad's name is Mark, which that's 774 00:52:39.239 --> 00:52:45.559 what like, uh, it's it's so weird. My Marcus. Yeah, 775 00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:49.400 did you think about that? Did that cast your mind at all? When 776 00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:51.960 you were seeing that? You were like, wait a minute, it didn't 777 00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:53.480 nothing, No, that didn't because I actually have a I have an uncle 778 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.679 named Marcus, but he was he was he was disabled, so like it 779 00:52:57.800 --> 00:53:01.199 was he he didn't live. He didn't live super super long. This it's 780 00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:05.360 weird. My both of my uncles, they my my the last kids that 781 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:09.079 my grandma had. Just I don't know what happened. Like my uncle, 782 00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:15.199 nothing happen because my uncle Michael is arrested development And then my my Marcus, 783 00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:17.239 he just he didn't make it that long because he was he was, you 784 00:53:17.239 --> 00:53:20.239 know, he was disabled stuff like that. But I thought, I thought, 785 00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:22.320 I thought of Marcus. But the only thing that weirded me out was 786 00:53:24.079 --> 00:53:29.719 this was a weird coincidence. The number that I have, I think the 787 00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:31.760 number that I had prior to the one that I have now, the person 788 00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:37.679 was named Marcus that had it before. So it was a crazy coincidence that 789 00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:39.719 that Resci Peace Marcus thing happened. All of a sudden. I would get 790 00:53:39.760 --> 00:53:43.960 some text message of saying hey Marcus, and I thought it was somebody fucking 791 00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:45.639 with me. I thought it was maybe some type of troll that like docks 792 00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:49.119 me and got my info or some shit, and I'm like, what the 793 00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:52.159 fuck, like how who the fuck is this? And it just happened to 794 00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:54.159 be No, somebody named Marcus had the phone before. I'm like, how, 795 00:53:54.199 --> 00:53:57.599 what the fuck kind of coincidence is that? How does how does that 796 00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:01.400 even happen? But anyway, the world's small but also big, it is 797 00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:06.920 you actually have another example of that. I dropped my wallet one time and 798 00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:09.000 my old phone number was that I had business cards. When I was doing 799 00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:14.719 background acting, my business cards were in there. So the lady that found 800 00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:17.719 my wallet called that number. I didn't have that number anymore, but the 801 00:54:17.880 --> 00:54:25.760 number got transferred to my stepsister. My youngest stepsister somehow miraculously got that number 802 00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.800 at her new house, and so like she's like, hey, they called 803 00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:31.760 me, And I was like, how the fuck is that? Even that 804 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:36.360 makes no sense that some of the person that I know, out of the 805 00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:39.320 sixty thousand people that lived in my city, the person that I know that 806 00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:43.280 I lived with for most of my life, got that number. And I 807 00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:45.679 was just like, this is bullshit, this is this doesn't make any sense 808 00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:50.679 at all. Weird ship exactly, But anyway, I was, I was 809 00:54:50.760 --> 00:54:53.440 I want to change my name. I asked my mom about this. The 810 00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:55.519 weird thing was I thought she was gonna be like what the fuck, like, 811 00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:59.800 are you stupid? She like didn't really even say anything. I don't 812 00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:01.800 think it gives a fuck either way. She's like, yeah, whatever. 813 00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:04.639 I asked him, like, what do you think if I changed my name? 814 00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:07.400 Is something traditionally African? Like you know, Like I was like, 815 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:08.679 what if I like change my nam Kamaru or some shit, like how would 816 00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.920 you feel about that? And she was like whatever, And I was like 817 00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:14.360 what I thought she was gonna be like, no, you should be like 818 00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:17.119 proud of your shit, and she just seems like she doesn't give a fuck. 819 00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:23.320 It is it is kind of it is kind it's just strange, Like 820 00:55:23.360 --> 00:55:27.960 I get why, like it makes sense, but like it is kind of 821 00:55:28.000 --> 00:55:30.840 strange that you don't really have a say in your name. Yeah, you 822 00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.480 know what I mean. Like it makes sense. I understand why. I 823 00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:37.239 understand why that's a tradition. I understand why it happens that way, but 824 00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:42.280 it is it is bizarre that the way that you will be referred to until 825 00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:44.920 you die, it's not your choice. It's not your choice. I think 826 00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:47.519 you should I think it's I think moving forward. I honestly think like gen 827 00:55:47.679 --> 00:55:53.000 zing up and everything, it should be once they're old enough to understand, 828 00:55:53.159 --> 00:56:00.199 you like really understand like what how that process works and everything that you should 829 00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:01.679 be able to upgrade if you, if you, if you show choose, 830 00:56:02.119 --> 00:56:06.199 and if it's reasonable, like say if I was a parent and my kid 831 00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:07.840 was like I fucking hate my name, which there's a possibility because the names 832 00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:12.000 that I have, you know, the names that I that I like them, 833 00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:15.039 would like, they may not like them, and then so I feel 834 00:56:15.039 --> 00:56:17.679 like I want to change my name would be within reason. Your your name's 835 00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:21.760 not you can you get you can be. Your name's not gonna be Tracula. 836 00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:22.960 I'm just telling you that, like, your name's not gonna be like, 837 00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:25.960 your name's not gonna be dracular, Obamna or something, but like I'll 838 00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:34.199 consider something reasonable Obama. You have to address them like that too. Clean 839 00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:39.159 up your room like a regular sized name, because for years of my life 840 00:56:39.159 --> 00:56:44.119 I'd play like RPGs and then have seven characters and not six. I'm not 841 00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:45.400 eight, so I'd never be able to put my whole name. So how 842 00:56:45.440 --> 00:56:52.639 to put like Ben or Luke. You wouldn't just put king because king sounds 843 00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.719 it's pretentious. I'm really named King bro. I mean there's a lower names. 844 00:56:55.800 --> 00:57:01.840 It's a common name. I've actually known. I know three kings. 845 00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:07.239 Yeah, putting Jamison of that asuch, I guess I just putn't now I 846 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:14.400 just put Kingston without the oh, so it's Kingston Kingston. I don't know 847 00:57:14.400 --> 00:57:19.480 why you wouldn't embrace embrace King because that's just like King. It's like taking 848 00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:22.039 man like King. That's this the ship we at wearing a leopard and bask 849 00:57:22.920 --> 00:57:28.800 wonder if you no idea how much more i'd respect you if you fucking just 850 00:57:28.880 --> 00:57:31.599 started doing if you just decided to commit to the fact that you were just 851 00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:36.719 basically a part leopard to the point where you would to the point where people 852 00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:39.599 around you wouldn't be entirely sure. Dude. The fact that he roared and 853 00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:43.000 stuff. That's what got me. I was like, why is he roaring? 854 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:51.000 You have no idea how much got Sometimes when I like, it's okay, 855 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:53.760 tack and three. For example, sometimes when I when something because one 856 00:57:53.800 --> 00:57:57.239 way that he would win, he would do a thumbs down and he would 857 00:57:57.280 --> 00:58:00.679 make a specific roar. It would be like I would do that shit like 858 00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:10.559 I would just randomly fucking going. He'll he'll like when when he starts his 859 00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:15.760 chain combo to do that German suplex like it just he does two specific like 860 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:20.639 barking roars, like like I fucking have that shit memorized. Bro. I 861 00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:22.280 was obsessed with King when I was a kid. I want. I just 862 00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:31.360 didn't know what he was until he really not dude sincerely until this podcast. 863 00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:34.719 I think like there was some episode where he did it. I was pretty 864 00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:38.400 convinced that he was just part leopard, like sincerely, And what's crazy too, 865 00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:43.400 because I did I did play. I played Tech and two and I 866 00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:47.000 saw the scene of like in the beginning of Tech and two where like he 867 00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:52.440 throws the mask down and you don't see King's face and like like I think 868 00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:59.199 robot King or whatever armor King throws the leopard mask down and I saw that, 869 00:58:59.239 --> 00:59:01.840 but I was like, at he's just he's like walking up what was 870 00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:05.880 it was manterray he was walking without head and SpongeBob He's like, I don't 871 00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:12.199 I won't be needing this anymore without a head. I was just like, 872 00:59:12.760 --> 00:59:15.239 But to me, I remember thinking, it's so funny, like the connections 873 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:19.679 that my child brain made, like the logic of a child brain is so 874 00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:22.760 funny, because I remember being like, yeah, that's a mask in the 875 00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:28.239 cut scene, but like he roared, he roars too, convincing. It 876 00:59:28.599 --> 00:59:31.480 was like, that's the good point. It was just it would be like 877 00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:36.360 an actual beast sound like that's how those creatures sound on PBS. To me, 878 00:59:36.960 --> 00:59:39.599 that's funny though, in retrospect, in retrospect in tech and two especially, 879 00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:44.320 I bet that was just some fucking guy probably, you know, I 880 00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:45.800 bet it. I bet it wasn't even like a like a roar, like 881 00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:50.280 a like a royalty free like roar sound or anything. I bet it was 882 00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.440 just some guy in the microphone going so like really good, who's that guy? 883 00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:55.800 Uh? I don't know who he is, but you've probably seen the 884 00:59:55.800 --> 01:00:00.760 clip of this old dude that was acting like a zombie next to his wife 885 01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:06.119 or something. Yeah, that guy like that fucking guy. Dude forgot about 886 01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:09.519 that guy. That's an old click he was talking about. He's talking about 887 01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:22.920 the rabid dogs or something like they were going his wife's husband. So I'm 888 01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:25.519 thinking like somebody like him, like a voice actor like him, can probably 889 01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:31.039 do a really good leopard or whatever the fuck king is uh and and just 890 01:00:31.079 --> 01:00:36.480 make it sound convincing. Uh. Yeah. Like actually, Joe Rogan, 891 01:00:36.719 --> 01:00:40.679 I will say, I will compliment him on his animals skills. He's pretty 892 01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:45.480 fucking good. See that video of him, The video of dude, the 893 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:52.320 gorilla video of him is so fucking good. Dude, If you don't think, 894 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:55.719 if you don't think a chimp won't rip your face off and fuck your 895 01:00:55.719 --> 01:01:04.159 feet, you haven't been reading the literature. That's so was the next question. 896 01:01:04.840 --> 01:01:06.880 Yeah, let's go, let's move on. Well, first of all, 897 01:01:06.920 --> 01:01:10.760 congratulations, actually combat evolved. Yeah, Hi, high five dude, 898 01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:15.119 so our next five show better be there. I need the fucking high five 899 01:01:15.199 --> 01:01:17.960 you. That's yeah, that's amazing. We want you. You need one, 900 01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:22.719 not because you deserve one, but like way too tight and then you 901 01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:25.360 snapper dude. I don't know, man, I appreciate, I appreciate. 902 01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:32.360 I appreciate those who just don't have reverence for the things that we have been 903 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:35.760 taught to have reverence for. Like the reason I won't change my name, 904 01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:39.039 The reason I won't change my name is because I feel like I owe I 905 01:01:39.519 --> 01:01:42.920 owe my family to not change my name. You know what I mean, 906 01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:45.159 Like it's just like this weird feeling, like it's like I shouldn't change my 907 01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:47.039 last name. There's a lot of history there or whatever you like. My 908 01:01:47.119 --> 01:01:50.599 first name was chosen for a reason. It reminds me of my sister. 909 01:01:50.639 --> 01:01:52.199 And my middle name is my dad's name. I love my dad. I 910 01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:55.920 have no real reason that's enough to change my name that is but likely, 911 01:01:57.039 --> 01:01:59.079 but I would love to be able to do it. I would love. 912 01:01:59.119 --> 01:02:01.559 I would I'll put this way, I would love to want to change my 913 01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:06.320 name enough to do it. I would love. I would love that amount 914 01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:10.119 of O. Like whatever it's like, it doesn't bother me. I like 915 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:14.400 your name, Like your name is the shit. I think your name is 916 01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:17.480 badass and it's but I think it's a grass is greener thing because people tell 917 01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:21.840 me this ship all the time when I whenever I sign up for stuff or 918 01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:23.360 whatever, They're like, oh, your fucking name sounds like some movie star 919 01:02:23.440 --> 01:02:25.880 thing. I'm like, what the fuck you're talking about? But like I 920 01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:30.599 just whatever, it doesn't matter to me. Like to me it I don't 921 01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:34.119 have the same feelings that a lot of people do. It's not even anything 922 01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:37.519 against my family. I just he doesn't have feel the same feelings. I 923 01:02:37.519 --> 01:02:40.800 don't. I don't know. I just feel, yeah, that's what that's 924 01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:45.119 what I'm No. I just don't have like the same like that that sentimentality 925 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:49.559 over to me I'm just like, all right, this is what's just what's 926 01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:53.559 chosen for me, even the pilot Moniker, it's I don't feel even though 927 01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:57.039 like, oh, this is my wife's last name now, And that's another 928 01:02:57.079 --> 01:03:00.800 point where she really has no like women just lose their fucking ideas to become 929 01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:05.159 property. Like yeah, and the thing where I'm like it makes even more 930 01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:07.800 sense, so like let's just shake it up and do some weird shit, 931 01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:13.719 you know, like if you change that name to belong to anymore. Yeah, 932 01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:15.480 I wanted to, like, this is my wife and not just his 933 01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:20.239 wife. I was weird, weird thinking about the changing her last name to 934 01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:28.800 mix slut change and last name. What last name? I don't know, 935 01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:35.840 some dumb bitch Jamison. That is crazy. And how do you feel? 936 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:39.760 How would you feel? How would you feel if Lily didn't want to take 937 01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:45.000 your last name? Yeah right, she's wouldn't getting my money. I saw 938 01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:49.440 this thing going viral on Twitter. I saw this thing going viral on Twitter 939 01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:52.519 of of like some guy kind of chastising his girlfriend or something because he was 940 01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:57.119 like she she won't. They were on a podcast together too, so it 941 01:03:57.199 --> 01:04:00.280 might be completely fake. Yeah, it started. It started an interesting question 942 01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:02.639 where it's like she was like, yeah, I don't want to. I'll 943 01:04:02.679 --> 01:04:04.840 take your name, but I want my name as well, So like a 944 01:04:05.599 --> 01:04:10.559 situation, and he was he was like offended by that because he was like, 945 01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:14.239 why don't you want to take my name? And it's wild because I've 946 01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:16.599 never once thought about that at all, Like I've never once given a fuck 947 01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:21.159 about that entire concept. Uh huh. Like I'm getting married to somebody. 948 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:24.400 You can keep your fucking last You can keep your last name for all I 949 01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:28.280 care. Yeah, if I think, if I think your last name is 950 01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:33.400 fucking dope, I might take yours. Yeah, there's dude. If I 951 01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:36.559 got married and to some girl named like I don't know, like Veronica wolf 952 01:04:36.679 --> 01:04:40.239 Kill or something, it's like bro, yeah wolf and Stein, I'd be 953 01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:42.400 like, what's up? Let's go Yeah, like yo, what's up? 954 01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:46.400 How can how can we? How can we solve this? But what happened? 955 01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:48.000 Does this? Right? This is what happens, right, Chris, 956 01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:50.159 This happens odd people with a lot of people in this world. Right, 957 01:04:50.960 --> 01:05:00.239 You're not a misogynist, patriarchal asshole, right, that's of marriage? Yeah, 958 01:05:00.280 --> 01:05:01.639 yeah, of course every man ends up there. It's just we don't 959 01:05:01.639 --> 01:05:08.280 matter how much. There's always time we run. But the thing is that 960 01:05:08.639 --> 01:05:12.639 it is just you're a woman losing her identity and being acquired by you. 961 01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:16.000 It really is, That's what it is. Unfortunately, so what happens that 962 01:05:16.159 --> 01:05:19.280 for most of us were like, I don't really care, but people are 963 01:05:19.320 --> 01:05:26.400 like, no, it's tradition and you know why they none of this modernity 964 01:05:26.480 --> 01:05:29.719 shit. Yeah, I don't care. Like there's a usc fighter just got 965 01:05:29.760 --> 01:05:31.280 a bunch of shit. There's this Irish stude dame im Ian Gary. He 966 01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:36.840 married his Brazilian wife and so now his name is Ian Machado Gary or Machado 967 01:05:38.159 --> 01:05:42.400 Ian Machado Gary and away who that's it sounds cool. You know what I 968 01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:45.519 thought it was When I first heard Machado, I thought, is he's really 969 01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:46.840 into like a lot of martial arts and stuff. So I thought he was 970 01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:50.800 he had some I thought it was a nickname that was like some Japanese shit, 971 01:05:50.840 --> 01:05:55.119 because machadow almost sounds like a Japanese word to me. We're all like 972 01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:57.599 machido or something. I was like, I was like, oh, but 973 01:05:57.639 --> 01:06:00.559 then I learned it was it was his wife's last name, and I was 974 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:02.079 like, yeah, his name sounds cool now Ian Machado Gary, and then 975 01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:04.400 the other people are like, oh, what a cook. I was like, 976 01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:06.360 dude, that guy will beat the piss out of you, like, 977 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:10.639 shut the fuck up. Yeah, I don't. I don't get that man. 978 01:06:10.920 --> 01:06:14.239 If you if you're if your girl, if your girl has a cooler 979 01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:16.320 name, like, I don't see any I will say, like if if 980 01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:18.840 you have like a normal last name, like if your name is like Kingston 981 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:24.400 Jamison, right, and you married a girl named like Smith Kira, mixed 982 01:06:24.440 --> 01:06:27.840 slut like you know what I mean. It's like, you know, I 983 01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:32.639 don't know why you did that. That seems kind of seems like like or 984 01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:36.679 something, you know what I mean. Booty is a real a real last 985 01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:40.880 name, and which is lost not a real name? I want bad? 986 01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:44.360 No, No, I didn't say mixed slut. I said Booty, bad 987 01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:46.239 bitch, big boy, What do you think about that? Booty's a real 988 01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:48.760 name, like one of the I think one of the heads of xboxes and 989 01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:55.239 his name is Matt Booty. About when we're talking about him for a year, 990 01:06:55.360 --> 01:06:58.159 it was insane. People were making threats by him. There's so much 991 01:06:58.199 --> 01:07:02.039 of sexual threats and it's like Jesus it's not cool, but people are hardy 992 01:07:02.159 --> 01:07:10.320 broody. Anyway, Let's move on a new question, a new question. 993 01:07:10.440 --> 01:07:15.679 Yeah, uh, fuck me. When my cheeks divide, you'll be hoping. 994 01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:18.760 I'm a guy. Gather your boys and all hop inside wrote in I 995 01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:23.920 don't know. I don't know what. I don't notice that. He wrote 996 01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:27.800 in Hello snark taints, I'm a new subscriber with a fairly simple question, 997 01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:32.239 what's your dream car? I recently purchased a seventy four Chevy Nova and plan 998 01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:38.119 on using some fat American freedom in it, like it's an underdeveloped nation in 999 01:07:38.159 --> 01:07:43.440 the Middle East. Goblins. Absolutely enjoy the money you're taking for from this 1000 01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:45.960 project. You've been incredibly entertaining for years, and I'm happy to be a 1001 01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:47.920 supporter of the show. Hell yeah, dude, welcome a board. Thank 1002 01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:54.320 you. We enjoy your fucking American muscle. Baby. My gym car is 1003 01:07:54.360 --> 01:08:01.800 probably on like a like a bull guy. It was like, what is 1004 01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:08.199 your real as? What is your real answer? I don't think he has 1005 01:08:08.280 --> 01:08:11.920 one. I guess I don't care about Kingston doesn't drive, he doesn't know 1006 01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:15.599 how to drive. He's afraid of cars. I'm not afraid of cars. 1007 01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:18.479 He's afraid. You are afraid of car? Every time I every time I 1008 01:08:18.640 --> 01:08:21.680 drive, scream every time I drive, though, I think about what I 1009 01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:26.479 could do win with that car. It's really scary because I don't know if 1010 01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.640 that's the darkness of my mind being like, yo, I could flatten somebody 1011 01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:35.199 right now. And did you crash? Didn't you crash your girlfriend's dad's car? 1012 01:08:35.399 --> 01:08:44.079 Yes, that's awesome. When was this years ago episode? Come drives 1013 01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:47.640 with that? Wow? Are you serious? It's the first episode? Are 1014 01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:54.560 you are you joking? That's fucking crazy. Oh man, I gotta go, 1015 01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:59.359 no on my fucking vehicle. Let's say, what the fuck? I 1016 01:08:59.359 --> 01:09:09.359 don't know, funny, civilized, I get it, civilized, Bongo bongo 1017 01:09:09.439 --> 01:09:11.399 bongo. I don't want to leave the congo. Oh no, no, 1018 01:09:11.560 --> 01:09:15.359 no, no, no, get them. Lily. Lily was like, 1019 01:09:16.159 --> 01:09:21.640 I'm like, fucking like, right, man, just far Lily. She 1020 01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:28.600 fucking got off. She got it off her ports. I don't. I 1021 01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:30.960 don't have I don't have a dream car at all. Like I don't. 1022 01:09:31.000 --> 01:09:34.000 I just I don't. I don't care. There are cars that I come 1023 01:09:34.039 --> 01:09:35.960 across, there are cars that I come across that I'm like, that's a 1024 01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:40.640 pretty that's a beautiful car. Like I appreciate really nice looking cars. I'm 1025 01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:44.279 a big fan of the the old, like boxy looking cars specifically, like 1026 01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:47.279 there's something a bathroom that I like a lot esthetically speaking, Yeah, but 1027 01:09:47.399 --> 01:09:50.920 I don't. I wouldn't go out of my way to like a choir one 1028 01:09:51.119 --> 01:09:55.479 or like I'm totally like my Toyota Corolla is so perfect for me, Like 1029 01:09:55.479 --> 01:09:58.239 I don't, I don't care, Like I know it's like a basic fucking 1030 01:09:58.319 --> 01:10:00.199 car, yeah, but like it doesn't everything I needed to do. It's 1031 01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:04.279 like it works perfectly the parts for it or cheap because it's so fucking abundant, 1032 01:10:05.159 --> 01:10:08.800 I don't see a reason to have. Like I never understood the idea 1033 01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:14.920 of having like a really expensive, like show body car because it's like it's 1034 01:10:14.960 --> 01:10:16.279 just a target to me. Like whenever I see a nice car in public, 1035 01:10:17.000 --> 01:10:19.279 it's not even that like I want to do it, but like my 1036 01:10:19.399 --> 01:10:25.079 brain is like, scratch that fucking car, see it, Jesus Christ. 1037 01:10:25.600 --> 01:10:28.479 It really like sincere Like there's a voice in my brain it's like, scratched 1038 01:10:28.520 --> 01:10:30.840 this fucking car. Put take your keys out and scratch this car. And 1039 01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:33.399 I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do that, but I really like, 1040 01:10:33.479 --> 01:10:35.960 I feel it. See what you do is you put vinegar all over 1041 01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:39.720 the car and ruin the paint. Would you call me? Yeah? That's 1042 01:10:40.039 --> 01:10:44.039 yeah, yeah yeah. You put vis nigger on the car, on the 1043 01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:47.359 and then you scratch the paint. So that's how you get away with it. 1044 01:10:47.840 --> 01:10:50.720 See now you can cut it. Why do you get away with it 1045 01:10:51.079 --> 01:10:55.840 with vinegar? What is Well, it's because nobody's gonna like if you because 1046 01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:57.880 real quick, you just keep a little bit of vinegar in your pocket, 1047 01:10:58.000 --> 01:11:04.359 you know, you just get pocket. Yeah, and then he just he 1048 01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:10.720 just walked by this. See yeah, you know what my friend, uh, 1049 01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:13.760 we went to we went we were at a venue. We're at a 1050 01:11:13.800 --> 01:11:17.560 venue and this fucking idiot boxed me in and I couldn't get out of my 1051 01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:20.479 own so I had had my friend like guide me out. I was pissed, 1052 01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:25.319 and he took this upon himself because I had some talk about hot sauce 1053 01:11:25.359 --> 01:11:30.079 packets in my just my cup holder. And so as we were like pulling 1054 01:11:30.119 --> 01:11:31.479 out, I was good. He got back in the car, he grabbed 1055 01:11:31.560 --> 01:11:34.439 some of the hot sauce and then just poured it on the dude's car. 1056 01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:39.199 And I'm like bro, like bro, because like basically the vinegar and it's 1057 01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:41.520 gonna fucking it could suck up the paint. And I was like, like 1058 01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:45.760 he's that guy. Though, he's that guy. Like I feel like everybody 1059 01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:47.760 has one friend. They're like, why the fuck are my friends with this 1060 01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:53.079 dude? Like one of my friends, Like he just dude. I remember 1061 01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:56.119 Kingston was like that, like the first time we went out. It was 1062 01:11:56.159 --> 01:12:00.479 like after like a concert or something. It's like he he came into the 1063 01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:03.560 engine of another car because it double parked at us. It was like the 1064 01:12:03.600 --> 01:12:10.359 most insane thing. Every corked the oil capital it was crazy. It's the 1065 01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:15.279 most insane car busted it then left. That's it was so crazy. That's 1066 01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:17.159 what was crazy about it. He didn't even fuck it. He like he 1067 01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:21.960 just walked out of the car already hard, leaned over it and came into 1068 01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:28.039 the into the engine and then walked away. That's so impressive. You're scary. 1069 01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:30.039 It's so hard. You're just ready to go, just ready to go. 1070 01:12:31.159 --> 01:12:34.359 At a moment's notice, you bust. You're already, You're already at 1071 01:12:34.399 --> 01:12:39.119 the fucking climax already. I love that. I wish I could do that. 1072 01:12:39.439 --> 01:12:42.319 I wish I could do that. I like cars a little bit, 1073 01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:46.039 but I don't have anything fancy. I want just I missed my selic I 1074 01:12:46.159 --> 01:12:50.680 used to have a used to have a two thousand Toyota Selica that that they 1075 01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:55.520 stopped making Selka's in two thousand and six or seven or whatever, and it 1076 01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:57.439 pissed me off. Those are my favorite cars, So I would like to 1077 01:12:57.520 --> 01:12:59.840 just, you know, get on an old one and fix it up and 1078 01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:03.039 put a new engineer or something like that. And then I want a giant 1079 01:13:03.119 --> 01:13:08.039 car like I used to have a lifted Tahoe and I bought it off my 1080 01:13:08.279 --> 01:13:11.640 my my what I call my stepbrother, I guess because my steps was his 1081 01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:14.840 husband. I bought it off of him, and then it was too expensive 1082 01:13:14.880 --> 01:13:16.960 to run after a while because I changed jobs and I was way further. 1083 01:13:17.319 --> 01:13:25.960 Maybe a maybe maybe a crowned a cop Crown vic Yeah, you I would. 1084 01:13:26.840 --> 01:13:30.119 I would crash my car into you. I would like just the fact 1085 01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:38.760 that they're they're they're just this the the history of the Crown Victoria's. That's 1086 01:13:38.800 --> 01:13:42.159 disgusting. Like when I see regular people driving those, I'm like, you 1087 01:13:42.199 --> 01:13:44.640 should be a fucking shamed of yourself. You'd be ashamed of yourself. Bro, 1088 01:13:45.039 --> 01:13:48.199 what's you want to roll in? Huh what? I don't know this? 1089 01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:51.439 What's what's with him? What do you what do you mean that they're 1090 01:13:51.479 --> 01:13:55.560 the official police cruiser for like the longest time? Yeah, I know, 1091 01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:59.720 I want one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's like, it's 1092 01:13:59.760 --> 01:14:03.079 like, it's like it feels the same when people like, oh, you 1093 01:14:03.199 --> 01:14:08.039 know the iron cross, Well, it's always it's existed for before, it 1094 01:14:08.199 --> 01:14:11.479 was before it was a symbol of Nazism, and so I'm like, yeah, 1095 01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:14.680 but it's kind of tainted now, it's kind of tainted. It's a 1096 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:17.479 little it's a little It's like, dude, you're not in a place, 1097 01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:21.439 If you're not in a place where it's inside of an etching on somewhere, 1098 01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:28.880 don't use it like it isn't much older than than the modern world. I'm 1099 01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.680 all right, that's fine. Well, isn't it kind of like the thing 1100 01:14:30.720 --> 01:14:32.600 where it's like, do you remember back in the day where people are trying 1101 01:14:32.600 --> 01:14:36.199 to make the okay, where this was like a like a Nazi symbol or 1102 01:14:36.239 --> 01:14:40.319 something. Right, It's like that where it's like people are like, but 1103 01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:45.039 it's not a swap it's different though, No, h Hitler. It's so 1104 01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:48.000 like it's just like remember Michael Jordan trying to bring back the Hitler stash and 1105 01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:53.720 the Haynes commercial. It just it just doesn't work. It's ruined, unfortunately, 1106 01:14:53.800 --> 01:15:02.640 even though it's just a mustache. Yes. Speaking of speaking of Hitler's 1107 01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:06.960 Hitler and cars, let's go Mercedes. There was one car my dad had, 1108 01:15:08.039 --> 01:15:11.319 no, no, no, My dad had a Volkswagen, a nineteen 1109 01:15:11.479 --> 01:15:15.399 ninety two Volkswagen Jetta, which is like not a particularly nice looking car or 1110 01:15:15.399 --> 01:15:18.199 anything, but I really loved it a lot. It was like, really, 1111 01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:24.199 it's really boxy, and it looks like a fucking Nintendo Entertainment system. 1112 01:15:25.079 --> 01:15:26.960 And I think that's why I liked it. It's like it just looked like 1113 01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:30.840 it looked like a PS one that car, and I really like I was 1114 01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:34.960 going to inherit it. And then my my cousin Angeliz crashed it, god 1115 01:15:35.079 --> 01:15:40.560 damn and destroyed it. So like I never but I have an interesting thing 1116 01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:47.479 about Jetta when Ili Angelis, when I was, oh my god, what 1117 01:15:47.600 --> 01:15:55.319 do we know? It's a woman? Angelis? Uh. In two thousand 1118 01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:58.039 and eight, I was doing some hip hop projects. I was trying to 1119 01:15:58.319 --> 01:16:01.439 think of a name of like, I just alias, and I really liked 1120 01:16:01.880 --> 01:16:08.239 I was a big fan of The Vampire Savior, Dars Stalkers Ship and the 1121 01:16:08.319 --> 01:16:11.840 Final Boss and the third one. His name is Jetta, and I was 1122 01:16:11.960 --> 01:16:14.640 like, I'm gonna just do that. I don't know, I'm just gonna 1123 01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:17.279 pick Jett up. Cool whatever. Everyone that came across it, they're like, 1124 01:16:17.279 --> 01:16:19.319 what are you fucking car? I don't get it. And I was 1125 01:16:19.359 --> 01:16:21.760 just like, it's not even spelt the same. But it was just people 1126 01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:26.680 when they hear that word, and I was like, fuck, I changed 1127 01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:30.680 it immediately. I was like, never mind, Yeah, you got my 1128 01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:33.279 rap, my rap alias. When in two thousand and eight was bacon slanger 1129 01:16:33.680 --> 01:16:38.600 bacon that man, you should have kept that, bro, Yeah, man, 1130 01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:41.960 I would. I would slang bacon all over. Probably would you probably 1131 01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:48.159 would ended up on epic meal time or some Shita theneially. Yeah, oh 1132 01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:50.960 my god, I look at one morning all right, let's see, let's 1133 01:16:50.960 --> 01:17:02.319 see. Uh Capricorn capricious capricious imp wrote it in He wrote, hello, 1134 01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:08.159 shit shitter, bad bad hot takes and talking to a wall first time patron 1135 01:17:08.239 --> 01:17:13.039 an asker, I don't know whatever. I had to subscribe to get my 1136 01:17:13.119 --> 01:17:15.600 hands on these extra amos, and I have not been disappointed yet. Here's 1137 01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:19.840 my question. Other than Chris not knowing you can just throw the sleep potion 1138 01:17:19.920 --> 01:17:23.760 at the goblin in Baldiscate three to put it to sleep, there's been well 1139 01:17:23.760 --> 01:17:25.920 I tried that and it didn't work, so like maybe I did it wrong 1140 01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:29.600 or something, but I definitely did try that. Has there been any mechanics 1141 01:17:29.640 --> 01:17:31.399 in video games that you didn't know about at first that made you feel like 1142 01:17:31.479 --> 01:17:35.279 a thumb ass when you found out about them because they seemed obvious in hindsight 1143 01:17:35.560 --> 01:17:38.920 or just hidden mechanics that blew away. I have an immediate answer to this, 1144 01:17:39.079 --> 01:17:42.960 Yeah, an immediate answer to Shadow of the Colossus. Shadow of the 1145 01:17:42.960 --> 01:17:46.159 Colossus was my favorite game fucking forever. And I played that game for the 1146 01:17:46.199 --> 01:17:48.680 first time in like twenty twelve. That's a PS two game, and it 1147 01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:51.640 still impressed me in like twenty twelve, when the PS three was like, 1148 01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:55.479 well, like I was like a year or two away from the PS four, 1149 01:17:55.520 --> 01:17:58.279 so like it was old already by the time I played it for the 1150 01:17:58.319 --> 01:18:00.319 first time. It was like, oh man, I was so ammered with 1151 01:18:00.439 --> 01:18:02.880 that. I was like, this is fucking beautiful. The soundtrack slaps it's 1152 01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:06.239 it's so pretty, like, Wow, what a good physics engine. Wow, 1153 01:18:06.319 --> 01:18:10.840 these boss designs are so cool. And I beat the whole game. 1154 01:18:12.119 --> 01:18:15.920 And then I found out way later on that like, oh, did you 1155 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:18.520 like, did you kill the lizards? And I was like, what the 1156 01:18:18.560 --> 01:18:20.720 fuck are you talking about the lizards? I was like, oh, yeah, 1157 01:18:20.720 --> 01:18:24.439 if you kill there are little lizards that are running around the map. 1158 01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:27.039 Sometimes you can find them in trees or something, and if you kill them, 1159 01:18:27.399 --> 01:18:30.600 it increases your stamina, so you're not at base stammin at the whole 1160 01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:35.439 game. You beat it, and dude, I struggled so hard. There 1161 01:18:35.479 --> 01:18:38.399 were so many times where I was like, dude, I can't hold on 1162 01:18:38.520 --> 01:18:43.560 to these bosses long enough to do fucking anything to them. And dude, 1163 01:18:43.720 --> 01:18:46.920 years later, I think I played it three times also, by the way 1164 01:18:47.279 --> 01:18:50.319 I beat it, like, I beat that game three times before I even 1165 01:18:50.399 --> 01:18:53.720 realized that you could increase your stammin at all. And I was like, 1166 01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:58.680 I can't fucking believe this because so much easier. I like that. That 1167 01:18:58.920 --> 01:19:03.079 wasn't a thought like say you would maybe just google, like fuck, can 1168 01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:06.720 I increase my stamina? Like no, I just well because the rest of 1169 01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:09.479 the game was so simple, you know what I mean. It was like 1170 01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:13.319 it was like it's it's just you your horse and you're going around to different 1171 01:19:13.319 --> 01:19:16.000 bosses. There aren't even like there aren't even like smaller enemies in between them. 1172 01:19:16.039 --> 01:19:18.720 It's just a boss rush game basically, right, And so like I 1173 01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:21.199 figured, well, this is so I figured, oh, well, this 1174 01:19:21.359 --> 01:19:25.960 is a simple game. There's only one weapon, you have one horse, 1175 01:19:26.039 --> 01:19:29.319 you can't customize yourself at all. It's very it's a simple game. So 1176 01:19:29.439 --> 01:19:30.880 I didn't think that there was any way to upgrade at all. There's no 1177 01:19:31.000 --> 01:19:34.560 upgrade system, there's no upgrade tree. It doesn't tell you this. Yeah, 1178 01:19:34.760 --> 01:19:38.720 so I just assumed that, like, oh, they're going for like 1179 01:19:38.760 --> 01:19:41.199 a more retro kind of thing here, where it's just a little bit more 1180 01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:45.399 simple. And I was like, because why would I think first of all, 1181 01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:48.399 like why would I assume if I kill lizards? Yeah yeah, yeah, 1182 01:19:48.479 --> 01:19:50.880 my stamina would improve? Yeah, I mean not really. Uh yeah, 1183 01:19:51.399 --> 01:19:55.560 I don't want to see the connection too. So I guess I understand 1184 01:19:55.600 --> 01:19:57.840 that you're really right, but like, you know, should do it, 1185 01:19:57.920 --> 01:20:01.199 you know, Yeah, well whatever, Well, okay, so mine is 1186 01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.760 simple and it kind of blew my mind. It was got a War twenty 1187 01:20:04.800 --> 01:20:12.880 eighteen. Uh. I think somebody told me in chat or something where to 1188 01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:16.880 the shield break, you just double tap block like you you do a shield 1189 01:20:16.920 --> 01:20:20.560 bash and it breaks the person's defense. Where if they had like a shield 1190 01:20:20.720 --> 01:20:27.359 or the Valkyries had their wheel there, uh them shielded. I think literally 1191 01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:30.359 I was doing the Uh. I think I was doing the the what's her 1192 01:20:30.439 --> 01:20:33.279 name, the final the Valkyrie Queen. I think I was. I think 1193 01:20:33.319 --> 01:20:36.159 I was fighting her when I figured it out, when I think someone told 1194 01:20:36.199 --> 01:20:41.880 me or something, I didn't. All that shit shattered my brain because it 1195 01:20:42.039 --> 01:20:46.119 made fighting certain. There were certain enemies that I was like, these people 1196 01:20:46.159 --> 01:20:50.439 are so annoying to fight, and then no they're not. It's so easy. 1197 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:57.479 I was like, I can't believe this because I don't remember there being 1198 01:20:57.520 --> 01:21:00.680 a tutorial saying you can do that. I'm sure if you looked at the 1199 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:03.039 menu of the moves, I know who fucking does that. I just you 1200 01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:06.239 just do combos and then you know them. They just they just like there's 1201 01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:11.359 only so many combos in the fucking gay Honestly, Yeah, star Starfield has 1202 01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:13.800 it has a lot of that stuff where like the game just the game just 1203 01:21:13.920 --> 01:21:16.359 doesn't tell you a lot of a lot of things very cool, like it's 1204 01:21:16.439 --> 01:21:18.720 it's which is cool. Like I kind of like that because it's like it 1205 01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:21.239 leads to it's a it's a cool sense of discover It's like, oh, 1206 01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:26.600 that's cool. But at the same time, it's like bro eighty hours into 1207 01:21:26.640 --> 01:21:29.439 Starfield, I found out that there was a way to that. There was 1208 01:21:29.520 --> 01:21:33.760 a way to like alter the flight mode, so like it like usually in 1209 01:21:33.800 --> 01:21:38.039 certain like you're flying and it's like you know you're going forward because your propulsion 1210 01:21:38.119 --> 01:21:41.600 is pushing you forward. Yeah, if you hold like right bumper or something, 1211 01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:44.720 you can go like up and down and like left and right. You 1212 01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:46.760 know what I mean. Don't know the cover I had no fucking idea because 1213 01:21:46.760 --> 01:21:49.079 it didn't tell you that. Also, you needed like a skill to do 1214 01:21:49.199 --> 01:21:53.520 that. It was like behind a skill thing. So like I had no 1215 01:21:53.640 --> 01:21:55.680 fucking clue this whole time that I could have been doing that. I was 1216 01:21:55.760 --> 01:22:00.520 struggling so hard. I was like about so you know that you're so people 1217 01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:04.079 ending games, you know, wrote for a hordocan is a quartercycle forward and 1218 01:22:04.119 --> 01:22:08.039 then you do a docan that's not at all you're lying, okay, so 1219 01:22:08.239 --> 01:22:12.319 let me contin So if you do a quarter circle or then a hodcan, 1220 01:22:12.359 --> 01:22:15.840 then another quartercycle on square, that'll do a ultimate. I didn't know that 1221 01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:18.439 was how worked. I didn't know that I didn't have to do two of 1222 01:22:18.479 --> 01:22:21.039 them. Like, no, you can do quttercycle hodcan, then quartocycle again 1223 01:22:21.520 --> 01:22:24.760 and then use just punch on you'll you'll use like a show you can And 1224 01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:29.079 it's like, oh, I didn't which I knew? Wait, how did 1225 01:22:29.159 --> 01:22:35.199 you wait? Like whenever those bars like a bar was present, you didn't 1226 01:22:35.960 --> 01:22:39.399 like? Like what are we talking about here? Like, say, so 1227 01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:42.319 happened? Is? When when did you discover this level one? Right? 1228 01:22:42.399 --> 01:22:44.840 When did you? Right? I don't have found the town, like maybe 1229 01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:48.520 like three months ago. What do you mean you use a quarter circle once 1230 01:22:49.039 --> 01:22:54.640 and then a coutercycle again real quickly, it'll count as two quarter circles and 1231 01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:58.039 a button won't count, So use a ultra if you have the ultra to 1232 01:22:58.039 --> 01:23:02.399 square one. It's really weird. I don't know what the fuck you're talking 1233 01:23:02.439 --> 01:23:04.960 about, to be honest, really weird. Do you mean like only one? 1234 01:23:06.079 --> 01:23:10.960 Wait? Do you mean like say the way that they always were before? 1235 01:23:11.159 --> 01:23:14.399 I don't like isn't that how it always worked? I know when third 1236 01:23:14.439 --> 01:23:15.640 trick is like this, I don't really know about the older ones. So 1237 01:23:15.920 --> 01:23:20.399 if you use the hot dokein motion right with the analytic you pressed square, 1238 01:23:21.479 --> 01:23:29.720 you'll do a right make the same motion and twice you double it up. 1239 01:23:30.199 --> 01:23:34.880 Then you do it again, you'll do a hot doken said you're doing you're 1240 01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:39.479 doing your ultra. Yeah, like you mean, like you double it up 1241 01:23:39.520 --> 01:23:42.760 and that's how you like you would be like like you do have to do 1242 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:45.720 a hot doke in the middle of it. It counts the court accounts the 1243 01:23:46.039 --> 01:23:51.319 the analytic motion last, Like, so you mean like say to like set 1244 01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:56.720 up your basically what you're supposed to do a stagger people, so you can 1245 01:23:56.800 --> 01:23:59.720 do your fucking ultra. Just like, how do I explain? It's like 1246 01:24:00.079 --> 01:24:09.319 you're stay if you use another quarter circle and press circle again or square whatever 1247 01:24:09.319 --> 01:24:12.960 the punchment is again whenever you would use your ultra, because what happens is 1248 01:24:13.000 --> 01:24:16.159 the double quarter motion circle emotion. It's apparently a very weird emotion on like 1249 01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:19.960 the unlike heat in a moment. So they do they help you, like 1250 01:24:20.039 --> 01:24:24.880 store store inputs to be able to do it instead. Yeah, I thought, 1251 01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:28.359 I thought that was like the point of because sometimes, especially if you're 1252 01:24:28.359 --> 01:24:30.880 playing competitively, it's hard to trigger. It's hard to hit somebody with a 1253 01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:36.119 super because the most people will be anticipating it. So you have to stagger 1254 01:24:36.159 --> 01:24:39.079 them at some point, either while you're in the middle of a combo, 1255 01:24:39.199 --> 01:24:43.680 or if you were to throw a headocin and then you activate the the ultra 1256 01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:46.800 right behind it to hopefully you stagger them or something or something like that. 1257 01:24:46.920 --> 01:24:49.880 So I see what you're saying. So there's that tactic that you never you 1258 01:24:50.039 --> 01:24:53.199 just found out about it. About it, I feel I would do two 1259 01:24:53.239 --> 01:24:56.680 double quarter circles and then use the then press circle and I'd always fuck up. 1260 01:24:56.760 --> 01:25:00.159 I always fuck up for years. And I just, oh, so 1261 01:25:00.159 --> 01:25:02.560 a short cut. I see what you're saying. I see. I mean 1262 01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:06.479 there's you should just man, just watch fucking Diego or something. He fucking 1263 01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:13.039 just has like every tutorial that there is. Oh my god, Oh my 1264 01:25:13.199 --> 01:25:17.399 god, I'm gonna I'm gonna beat him off A seven gay sun Army couldn't 1265 01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:25.560 hold my sack high gang. Is there a gaming memory associated with a family 1266 01:25:25.600 --> 01:25:29.399 members I friend of yours that was too embarrassing to forget. I remember back 1267 01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:32.319 when The Wee Fit came out and it told my whole family that my mother 1268 01:25:32.479 --> 01:25:40.119 was morbidly obese, which is crazy. That's nothing. I don't know if 1269 01:25:40.119 --> 01:25:42.239 we have good answers to that, but I wanted to share that because it's 1270 01:25:42.279 --> 01:25:48.239 so though. Was it was it like that cabin I was like, yo 1271 01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:55.520 eight, so like it was two thousand and eighth, so she might have 1272 01:25:55.560 --> 01:25:58.319 been totally fine, because do you remember do you remember back then? We're 1273 01:25:58.359 --> 01:26:00.840 like, dude, I remember seeing Pep in magazines being like, you know, 1274 01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:04.119 Britney Spears is fat or whatever, and it's just like, yeah, 1275 01:26:04.279 --> 01:26:08.079 not even slightly, not even not even a little bit. Actually, yeah, 1276 01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:12.079 that show was pretty wild. Uh, Like cocaine chic was like the 1277 01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:15.159 style back then. It would be like emaciated, like fucking, what's this? 1278 01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:19.199 What's Oh my god? The friend of Paris Hilton and her friend Nicole 1279 01:26:19.279 --> 01:26:26.800 Richie Nicole Richie Hilton. Yeah, yeah that Yeah, he was fat. 1280 01:26:27.000 --> 01:26:30.479 I forgot about that guy. What the fuck is he doing? It's funny 1281 01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:34.880 about him. He's basically the precursor to a lot of like modern yeah, 1282 01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:41.920 like like Perez Hilton is probably like I don't think he influenced a lot of 1283 01:26:41.960 --> 01:26:44.720 things, but like a lot of people kind of ended up just becoming a 1284 01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:46.199 version of him, you know what I mean, Like how Keemstar is basically 1285 01:26:46.239 --> 01:26:49.439 Perez Hilton. I agree, yeah, yeah yeah, and TMZ T. 1286 01:26:50.119 --> 01:26:55.159 I feel like if there is a devil, like, it's just TMZ, 1287 01:26:55.359 --> 01:26:58.560 it's the guy that owns TMZ. That guy. That guy, Yeah, 1288 01:26:58.600 --> 01:27:01.119 there's that that fun guy. He always the guy who looks like he always 1289 01:27:01.159 --> 01:27:06.079 looks like Randall from Fucking Monsters, inc. To name. He's got like 1290 01:27:06.119 --> 01:27:09.079 a Randall face to me, like I don't know, I don't know, 1291 01:27:09.239 --> 01:27:15.199 he's he he's a salamander as his name. I remember he just like hearing 1292 01:27:15.279 --> 01:27:18.359 that he's a lawyer, because there would be like the it doesn't matter, 1293 01:27:18.479 --> 01:27:20.600 but yeah, that's he would just be holding a drink all the time. 1294 01:27:20.640 --> 01:27:24.279 I remember just seeing his fucking face and holding the drink. And then he 1295 01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:26.479 had this nigga with dreads that he'd work with, and I'm like, man, 1296 01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:30.239 brother, you doing Harvey Leavin that that that sounds right? And then 1297 01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:32.960 there's this Yeah, there's this black dude. I remember. I just remember 1298 01:27:33.039 --> 01:27:38.119 last time I saw him was when Kanye was on TMZ. Oh my god, 1299 01:27:38.159 --> 01:27:42.520 that he remember that ship and he was like, oh, he was 1300 01:27:42.640 --> 01:27:45.199 like, oh four hundred years, he over there for that long. It 1301 01:27:45.279 --> 01:27:53.199 sounds like a choice, and I'm like, that's that's so fucking I hate 1302 01:27:53.199 --> 01:27:58.119 it, I I man, but but it actually it is kind of telling. 1303 01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:01.720 It's telling them because like even though that seemed like a weird thing, 1304 01:28:01.880 --> 01:28:05.319 and then it looked what it led to, so it's kind of like it 1305 01:28:05.640 --> 01:28:12.000 did, it's somehow possibly got worse. But Okay, to answer the dude's 1306 01:28:12.079 --> 01:28:21.800 question, I know, I can only think about like rage quitting people rage 1307 01:28:21.880 --> 01:28:25.479 quitting, But that was always funny to me, Like it wasn't I wouldn't 1308 01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:28.199 say like embarrassing or anything. Whenever I would see people rage quit, I 1309 01:28:28.199 --> 01:28:30.520 always thought was the funniest fucking shit ever, Like people getting their asses whipped 1310 01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:33.000 too hard or whatever, and then they fucking like, you know, like 1311 01:28:33.159 --> 01:28:36.439 fucking throw a little fit and they're like, you're such a bitch, dude, 1312 01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:43.199 Like it's such a bit. So it's not explicitly, it's not explicitly 1313 01:28:43.279 --> 01:28:46.720 related to a game, but but it's it ties into Spider. Spider Man's 1314 01:28:46.720 --> 01:28:50.520 such a such a such a driving force in my life. So I have 1315 01:28:50.760 --> 01:28:55.199 one of my friends, Malik, who I've known for a very very long 1316 01:28:55.279 --> 01:28:59.600 time. I still talked to him every now and again, but we were 1317 01:28:59.640 --> 01:29:02.720 friends like I think third third grade to sixth grade because that's when we went 1318 01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:06.159 to school together. But he would come into my house and we would we 1319 01:29:06.199 --> 01:29:10.600 would play all sorts again like Wore the Monsters and Hunter of the Reckoning and 1320 01:29:10.680 --> 01:29:14.359 all sorts of stuff like that. And I remember he introduced me to Halo, 1321 01:29:14.399 --> 01:29:18.359 actually, but I but I remember specifically there was we were at my 1322 01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:21.960 house and we were playing Spider Man on the Xbox, the original Tody Buyer 1323 01:29:23.039 --> 01:29:25.880 game. And in that game you can play as the Green Goblin. There 1324 01:29:25.920 --> 01:29:28.359 was like a cheat code that you could do. I don't remember exactly what 1325 01:29:28.439 --> 01:29:30.800 it was, but you could play as like huh, I don't remember that, 1326 01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:33.960 but I played more two than one. Oh you don't remember, dude. 1327 01:29:34.000 --> 01:29:35.960 It was so cool. You could fly around on the glider and everything. 1328 01:29:35.960 --> 01:29:40.319 I think the story was like it was it was Harry in the Suit, 1329 01:29:41.079 --> 01:29:43.279 because I don't remember it was. It was really dumb, but you 1330 01:29:43.319 --> 01:29:45.800 got to play through the entire campaign as the Green Goblin on his glider. 1331 01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:49.880 And I remember there's this mission where you have to rescue Mary Jane and I 1332 01:29:50.319 --> 01:29:54.520 carry I like, and so it's the green Goblin carrying Mary Jane. And 1333 01:29:54.600 --> 01:29:58.520 I remember being like, oh, man, and you fly to the bridge 1334 01:29:58.600 --> 01:30:00.680 or whatever, the Washington Bridge is like, Yo, we're gonna fuck on 1335 01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:04.199 this bridge. I'm the green Goblin. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. We 1336 01:30:04.319 --> 01:30:09.760 were children, by the way, and Malik thought it was so funny that 1337 01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:13.720 he ran to my parents to tell them that I said it, and I 1338 01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:17.000 was it was so I was so fucking mad because I was like, don't 1339 01:30:17.239 --> 01:30:20.039 don't say this. We're friends. I don't even think. I don't even 1340 01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:23.159 think he intended to get me in trouble or anything. He just thought it 1341 01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:26.640 was genuinely, it was the funniest thing you'd ever heard in his fucking life. 1342 01:30:26.840 --> 01:30:30.920 So like that, how he would Is that the type of relationship he 1343 01:30:30.960 --> 01:30:33.039 had with his parents? You think, no, well, maybe I don't 1344 01:30:33.039 --> 01:30:35.439 know, maybe maybe they would make jokes about that stuff. But I was 1345 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:39.239 like, slightly, don't do that, because noble, what kid would run 1346 01:30:39.279 --> 01:30:42.600 to knowing that they shouldn't be saying shit like that. So I'm assuming he 1347 01:30:43.000 --> 01:30:45.359 I don't know, man, I don't know. I assume that his parents 1348 01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:47.880 probably they would share fucked up jokes like that, Yeah it's it's but so 1349 01:30:48.119 --> 01:30:50.319 so to get back at him, so to get so to get back at 1350 01:30:50.319 --> 01:30:53.520 it, because I I held on to that for so long because I got 1351 01:30:53.560 --> 01:30:56.359 in trouble for it too. It's like, oh man, this sucks so 1352 01:30:56.560 --> 01:30:59.520 like for a while, I somehow, I don't know how I did it, 1353 01:30:59.560 --> 01:31:01.479 but I couldn't vinced him, and I'd bring to something him every now 1354 01:31:01.479 --> 01:31:06.119 and again because it embarrassed him so much. I convinced him that my cousin 1355 01:31:06.720 --> 01:31:12.479 worked for a company that could build gliders, and I told him like, 1356 01:31:12.600 --> 01:31:15.039 yeah, dude, like you could get one, like I could. I 1357 01:31:15.079 --> 01:31:16.479 could put in a good word for you, and we could. We could. 1358 01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:18.720 We could both get gliders. We could fly around the city. And 1359 01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:24.239 he was like, whoa, that's crazy, and he like totally fucking believe. 1360 01:31:24.279 --> 01:31:28.760 I must have been like a really fucking good actor to other kids at 1361 01:31:28.960 --> 01:31:32.479 at that age because I was so good at this. But like for years, 1362 01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:34.960 by the way, this was, this went on for years. It's 1363 01:31:34.960 --> 01:31:38.760 like yeah, I would say stuff like yeah, I think it got I 1364 01:31:38.800 --> 01:31:41.880 don't know. There was like something in production. It was like some recall 1365 01:31:42.039 --> 01:31:44.039 or something, so like it's it's on its way, but it's taking a 1366 01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:45.600 lot longer. And he'd be like, oh man, I'm really excited about 1367 01:31:45.640 --> 01:31:53.640 it. Third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade. He 1368 01:31:53.840 --> 01:31:56.680 like continued to the point where it was like it was getting it was getting 1369 01:31:56.680 --> 01:32:00.279 to the point where it's like I could tell that he felt dumb for believing 1370 01:32:00.319 --> 01:32:02.840 it, but at the same time, I've never given him a reason to 1371 01:32:03.079 --> 01:32:09.199 doubt it. Yeah, and so he still had hope. And then years 1372 01:32:09.359 --> 01:32:12.000 later, I think when Destiny came out, because we that was the that 1373 01:32:12.119 --> 01:32:15.000 was the group that we did raids with. When I reconnected with them, 1374 01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:20.039 like he was like, hey, man, you remember remember when you promised 1375 01:32:20.079 --> 01:32:25.760 me that glider? And I was like yeah, man, And he's like, 1376 01:32:26.359 --> 01:32:29.800 I don't I know that was a lie. But like he's like, 1377 01:32:29.880 --> 01:32:31.039 I know that was a lie, but like, can you just tell me 1378 01:32:31.199 --> 01:32:36.760 so I can just tell me I said that I couldn't be free. I 1379 01:32:36.840 --> 01:32:42.119 was like, yeah, I swear it. I will. I almost feel 1380 01:32:42.119 --> 01:32:44.680 like my friends still fuck with me. I told you guys. The story 1381 01:32:45.359 --> 01:32:47.640 will play a hunch of the reckoning with my friend at New Year's eve and 1382 01:32:47.880 --> 01:32:50.880 like the controller, like the you don't have to have that. The it 1383 01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:55.199 would was it called the trip wire or whatever? Yeah, the whole thing. 1384 01:32:55.279 --> 01:32:57.800 It didn't like, the whole thing just shot out and hit him in 1385 01:32:57.800 --> 01:32:59.760 the chest. Did I tell you guys that? Yeah? You told yeah? 1386 01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:01.119 Yeah, yeah, Like and I said, he swears the God that 1387 01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:04.680 he had nothing to do with it. I feel like he's still fucking with 1388 01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:06.880 me. I do, because that was that was two thousand. That was 1389 01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:14.159 New Year's two thousand and four. I swear ever did with Kingston once where 1390 01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:15.720 I pretended, I pretended to be able to move shit with my mind and 1391 01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:19.000 I did it in like a really convincing way, and it bothered him really 1392 01:33:19.399 --> 01:33:25.960 eye and I was like stop, stop, yeah, do you remember what 1393 01:33:26.039 --> 01:33:28.560 I did? I don't remember how I did move across the table, but 1394 01:33:28.600 --> 01:33:30.760 I was like, what the fuck's happening? Oh? It was the water 1395 01:33:30.960 --> 01:33:34.840 like when when the when the condensation of the water like starts dripping under and 1396 01:33:34.880 --> 01:33:39.199 then like it starts to move. Was it like something like that or no, 1397 01:33:39.399 --> 01:33:42.439 I sincerely, I don't even remember what the trick was. I just 1398 01:33:42.640 --> 01:33:46.840 knew that it would convince him that I was that I knew how to move 1399 01:33:46.880 --> 01:33:50.680 ship with my mind, and so I did it in silence when I knew 1400 01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:59.319 he was watching. Man, I like dying. It's so late over here, 1401 01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:05.960 not dying out. Clean upusand well if you well, I guess, 1402 01:34:06.039 --> 01:34:10.479 I guess we've got to get going. Blame Sween. Sorry, guys, 1403 01:34:11.399 --> 01:34:14.520 what a bitch. He's a little pussy, has to clean his fucking apartment 1404 01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:17.239 every two minutes. Yeah, yeah, you just keep it. Why don't 1405 01:34:17.239 --> 01:34:20.760 you just not dirty it up? Don't you've seen my apartment, Chris? 1406 01:34:21.880 --> 01:34:26.600 And what do you clean? The same things we cleaned yesterday? Brain? 1407 01:34:30.039 --> 01:34:36.159 The same the same thing. I love, I love, I love you 1408 01:34:36.279 --> 01:34:40.000 got them mixed up, by the way. It's it's brain is the one 1409 01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:47.359 who says that, Yeah, yeah, the same thing again. Try to 1410 01:34:47.520 --> 01:34:51.239 kill everybody person in the world. Pinky. He's like, hey, your 1411 01:34:51.319 --> 01:35:00.079 brain, what what's good? I don't know, right, what did you 1412 01:35:00.279 --> 01:35:06.439 say that? Nigga? I wait, yeah, pick Picky And he's like, 1413 01:35:08.079 --> 01:35:12.960 yo, yo, yo, nigga, i'm orson, wells chill out, 1414 01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:16.840 chill the fuck out, bro, I'm yo, i'm orson, well, 1415 01:35:17.479 --> 01:35:25.000 chill out. He knows he hates that he would he would absolutely have 1416 01:35:25.119 --> 01:35:30.560 you. He talks about he talks about how much he thinks discrimination is objective, 1417 01:35:30.600 --> 01:35:35.560 like the like he's so anti there's nothing descript there's nothing discriminatory about saying 1418 01:35:35.560 --> 01:35:41.520 the N word, about calling someone the word. You're commercial. It draws 1419 01:35:41.560 --> 01:35:45.880 an assessment that wine commersaal he's like fucked up. He's like super drunk. 1420 01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:58.199 He's drunk Siskatchewan wine drinking. You can't feel dude, he's got dude. 1421 01:35:58.239 --> 01:36:00.479 I love Orson Wells. He's one of my favorite people. I think he 1422 01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:03.920 is the only person in like the older world that I respect a little bit. 1423 01:36:05.199 --> 01:36:08.359 Yeah. Man, it's gonna be a sad It's gonna be a sad 1424 01:36:08.399 --> 01:36:14.000 fucking day when he dies. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely a sad 1425 01:36:14.399 --> 01:36:19.119 day. Is he dead? You sure he's dead, but there's actually there 1426 01:36:19.239 --> 01:36:24.359 is a chance to be alive. He can be very God. Oh wow, 1427 01:36:24.439 --> 01:36:27.159 he died a long time. I imagine he did. But I was 1428 01:36:27.199 --> 01:36:30.640 like, you know what at this nineteen eighty five, really it sounds about 1429 01:36:30.720 --> 01:36:34.680 right. That doesn't seem right at all to me. I mean it was 1430 01:36:34.800 --> 01:36:39.720 fat, so you know, did they just have Wait a minute, No, 1431 01:36:40.079 --> 01:36:45.439 that can't be real. What do you mean because what when was when 1432 01:36:45.600 --> 01:36:48.880 was what? Oh, never mind, never mind when was what? No, 1433 01:36:49.000 --> 01:36:54.960 no, no, what what stupid thought? It was some dumb shit. 1434 01:36:56.039 --> 01:36:59.479 I just I So here's the thing. I genuinely believe that all the 1435 01:36:59.479 --> 01:37:02.720 people who were doing impressions of him were just everybody. Everybody did it, 1436 01:37:03.079 --> 01:37:08.199 dude, everybody did it so well, they did it so well, like 1437 01:37:08.319 --> 01:37:11.560 and everybody else sounded like it if anybody was trying to do like I don't 1438 01:37:11.560 --> 01:37:15.760 know, like ray Leota in like in like fucking what is it the god 1439 01:37:15.840 --> 01:37:19.399 pigeons or something like or what is it the god the god the good feathers 1440 01:37:19.520 --> 01:37:25.359 or something on an animaniac. Yeah, they all sounded like they were imitating 1441 01:37:25.439 --> 01:37:29.520 Joe Peshi and ray Leoda and and and and uh Jack Nicols, you know 1442 01:37:29.560 --> 01:37:30.800 what I mean, Like they all are not Jack Nicolas and Robert and Robert 1443 01:37:30.800 --> 01:37:34.920 and I know they all they all sounded like imitators. But for some reason, 1444 01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:38.359 like Brain, I was convinced that Brain was like worse and well, 1445 01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:43.680 it literally sounds like him. It's exactly is. It is fucking identical to 1446 01:37:43.720 --> 01:37:45.800 the point where it's jarring to find out that he died that long ago. 1447 01:37:46.039 --> 01:37:48.840 Oh well, that would have been class. That would have been cool. 1448 01:37:49.279 --> 01:37:51.520 I thought he at least did. I thought he died like maybe ten years 1449 01:37:51.600 --> 01:37:55.560 later, you know what I mean, he probably could mean you know, 1450 01:37:56.439 --> 01:38:00.840 obviously he was like he was not like if he's drunk out a while he's 1451 01:38:00.880 --> 01:38:03.199 working. You know that Nigga likes to drink. Yeah, that's true. 1452 01:38:03.439 --> 01:38:06.039 There's probably no way that we're gonna wrangle him to do pinky in the brain. 1453 01:38:08.600 --> 01:38:11.840 This fucking alcoholic showing up that gun. I have to voice this mouse 1454 01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:15.640 here bottles like falling over it, like sipping, seeping into the fucking audio. 1455 01:38:16.159 --> 01:38:19.840 So like he's talking, but you're like, fucking it's the it's the 1456 01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:26.039 greatest vocal performance you've ever heard. But it's glass shattering all around him in 1457 01:38:26.039 --> 01:38:28.960 the background. It's like, we can't fucking use, we can't use, 1458 01:38:29.960 --> 01:38:34.000 we can't edit around this. It's the eighties. It's so funny. He's 1459 01:38:34.039 --> 01:38:39.159 so fucking funny. Well, yeah, let's move on. Let's get out 1460 01:38:39.560 --> 01:38:47.000 one clean his Sweeney has to clean his little fucking gangrenous penis and fucking go 1461 01:38:47.279 --> 01:38:54.680 wipe the floor down with lysol and lemon pledge. Right, green, give 1462 01:38:54.680 --> 01:38:57.279 that you had gangy on your penis? That was so severe that it was 1463 01:38:57.680 --> 01:39:02.960 based. You could chromicky it. Oh my god, it's disgusting. You 1464 01:39:03.039 --> 01:39:11.000 can green screen. So it's like, well, you have to tie it 1465 01:39:11.039 --> 01:39:13.119 off though, so it doesn't reach any other part of your body. So 1466 01:39:13.199 --> 01:39:15.359 you just tie it off, and then the game and then the gang green 1467 01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:19.560 stays there and then you're good. You're good. That's all works, right, 1468 01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:25.279 Yeah, that's exactly. Oh yeah, that's exactly over all. Right, 1469 01:39:25.359 --> 01:39:28.600 let's uh all right, let's get on, let's get on out of 1470 01:39:28.680 --> 01:39:31.600 here, so so Sweeney can go and fucking lick all the crumbs off of 1471 01:39:31.640 --> 01:39:36.920 his floor. Yea, counts down, count count me down, three two 1472 01:39:38.800 --> 01:39:44.039 one. Obama, Lord of Drone strikes and listening to the Sweeney makes me 1473 01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:48.119 consider racism. Fuck face unstoppable. There goes my homo watch MS you blows 1474 01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:51.880 Keith David, But British twenty two episodes to go. I'm coming for y'all. 1475 01:39:53.279 --> 01:39:56.600 Fuck this gay, suck this gay, fuck this gay suck this gate. 1476 01:39:56.680 --> 01:40:00.439 Just give me your dick, uh good, jolly'll dipshit back from Birmingham, 1477 01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:06.359 Yanti the cock fierce your father came in his ass. I know you're 1478 01:40:06.439 --> 01:40:14.319 trying to defend him. But there's no question m oh Man NDC thirteen cipher 1479 01:40:14.399 --> 01:40:16.800 graph the unsc pillar of autism. Hey, welcome back. I remember that 1480 01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:20.479 name from a while back. Till I till I prolapse, I'm filling my 1481 01:40:20.560 --> 01:40:24.439 ass long as you drill into this day. I saw cocks, so you 1482 01:40:24.600 --> 01:40:28.520 never say I'm not feeling Uh, I don't know. I don't know what 1483 01:40:28.600 --> 01:40:31.039 the rest of it is because it cuts off the only starng tight Patren. 1484 01:40:31.159 --> 01:40:34.119 We were both justifiably and very probably shot killed, not just one with two 1485 01:40:34.119 --> 01:40:39.439 people because your dick, your dick is on my lips. Because your dick 1486 01:40:39.720 --> 01:40:42.479 is your dick is on my lip. I love sucking on guys. I 1487 01:40:42.520 --> 01:40:45.319 don't know what this is. You guys got to be more specific. Damn 1488 01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:48.279 you guys got you guys got to choose either stuff that's iconic in a way 1489 01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:54.960 that's like obviously like I almost feel like I don't know him, but close 1490 01:40:55.920 --> 01:41:00.239 comments it's looking might just give a little and that's it. That's it. 1491 01:41:00.279 --> 01:41:04.800 That's good. That's good. I don't know, uh, what's going on? 1492 01:41:05.399 --> 01:41:08.760 It just happened. Was the Red wedding happening? Yeah, it just 1493 01:41:08.840 --> 01:41:12.800 happen. It's happening right though. Okay, we actually okay, so we 1494 01:41:12.880 --> 01:41:15.760 didn't actually give context for this, but before we recorded, Tweeney was like, 1495 01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:18.479 Yeah, Lily's watching the Red Wedding for the first time ever right now 1496 01:41:18.800 --> 01:41:21.640 in the other room. So I assume it's occurring right now. Yeah, 1497 01:41:21.720 --> 01:41:24.880 right now it's occurring. I'm gonna go out there and be like, how 1498 01:41:24.960 --> 01:41:31.279 was He's gonna be like, I'm like, yeah, you know, it's 1499 01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:33.479 crazy. That's probably That's probably a big reason why I didn't watch Game of 1500 01:41:33.479 --> 01:41:36.439 Thrones either, because like everybody was talking about the Red Wedding, yeah, 1501 01:41:36.720 --> 01:41:42.479 to the point where like I just knew what happened. Yeah, it's still 1502 01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:45.319 entertaining, brother, I promise you. You know, it's still spoiler spoiler 1503 01:41:45.399 --> 01:41:49.680 for the books. In the books, Rob, the Rob knows he did 1504 01:41:49.800 --> 01:41:55.720 fuck shit, so he doesn't let his wife go to the wedding. I 1505 01:41:55.800 --> 01:41:59.920 mean, that's what I would do. Huh, That's what I would do. 1506 01:42:00.079 --> 01:42:01.239 I'd be like, Okay, if I'm gonna cross this nigga, I'm 1507 01:42:01.239 --> 01:42:04.399 gonna stay far away from this motherfucker now. So he didn't let the wife 1508 01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:09.880 go, so right now, and essos, there is little ned start. 1509 01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:15.760 The only other the only other true Born Start and the Wife over across the 1510 01:42:15.840 --> 01:42:23.359 Sea hilarious remembers that. I don't even though remembers that line. Probably probably 1511 01:42:23.720 --> 01:42:26.760 the book came over. I think he's on his deathbed, bro that shit 1512 01:42:26.920 --> 01:42:29.319 that next book. On his death bed. He's like he's moving around with 1513 01:42:29.479 --> 01:42:31.239 just that, like I don't know he has. It's too much hype for 1514 01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:35.239 that last last two books. Man, he got too much money. I'm 1515 01:42:35.279 --> 01:42:44.279 gonna go make Erldin ring her ag. He's doing everything but that crazy he's 1516 01:42:44.319 --> 01:42:46.640 doing the book. I bet, I bet he's gonna do like a He's 1517 01:42:46.680 --> 01:42:51.039 gonna like host like the next American idol or fucking whatever. You're just gonna 1518 01:42:51.079 --> 01:42:55.399 he's just gonna start doing George R. R. Martin and this is piped 1519 01:42:55.479 --> 01:43:02.319 My Ride. Yes, dude, he's just he just has at medieval hit 1520 01:43:02.439 --> 01:43:06.079 my Ride where he's like when we got rid of your fucking car and we 1521 01:43:06.199 --> 01:43:14.800 just it's just he replaces people's cars with horses. Yo, what's up? 1522 01:43:14.920 --> 01:43:18.199 Dog me? And George R. Barn got you a nice fucking Mustang? 1523 01:43:18.479 --> 01:43:25.760 Do you think must Yeah? No, what a literal Mustang's wild too and 1524 01:43:25.800 --> 01:43:30.720 it will kick you who wild? We just found this like on the border 1525 01:43:30.760 --> 01:43:41.880 of Mexico, dude, and they just planned loose in his house. He 1526 01:43:42.079 --> 01:43:45.880 just let a wild fucking stallion loosen some guy's house, kicking ship. He's 1527 01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:51.399 just inside and check out. Check out your fucking horse, check out to 1528 01:43:51.640 --> 01:43:56.680 ride. Move. That was sing one and that was yeah, moved that 1529 01:43:56.760 --> 01:44:00.079 bust. HiT's like ty Pennington, He's fucking he so so the first season, 1530 01:44:00.239 --> 01:44:03.840 the first season of uh, George Harmartin's pent my Ride, they just 1531 01:44:04.000 --> 01:44:06.560 left it. They just didn't know anything, right, Like, they just 1532 01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:12.399 let this horse loose. Season two they understand. So they just drunk the 1533 01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:16.000 horse and just like so it's just a sleeping fucking xanax up horse in the 1534 01:44:16.039 --> 01:44:19.680 middle of your living room. It's like checking out, man, check out 1535 01:44:19.680 --> 01:44:23.399 your new fucking ride. Yeah, they just hand you like a saddle. 1536 01:44:27.479 --> 01:44:33.520 It's got a bluetooth speaker dangling through its net. Big dog. It's just 1537 01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:38.159 like I just love like, I love the idea of hill exhibit like partnering 1538 01:44:38.239 --> 01:44:42.359 together. What would they talk about. I can't imagine the exhibited George Harmartin 1539 01:44:42.439 --> 01:44:46.159 having a conversation. Dude. He would be like, I like, I 1540 01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:48.359 don't know what George R. Martin sounds like, but I like, I 1541 01:44:48.439 --> 01:44:54.319 like what you did with the within Temptations. Yeah, yeah, he wouldn't 1542 01:44:54.319 --> 01:44:58.720 say that he would, Thanks Dog, Thanks, thanks Dog. I was 1543 01:44:58.800 --> 01:45:01.600 so busy pipping people's rides and fucking people over then I forgot to read your 1544 01:45:01.760 --> 01:45:10.399 stupid, shitty, fruity little book. Dude, do you know anything about 1545 01:45:10.439 --> 01:45:13.319 like the Pimp My Ride, like the like the stories. I know, 1546 01:45:13.520 --> 01:45:17.279 I watched that show religiously and and you know, like what happens after, 1547 01:45:17.600 --> 01:45:20.359 Yeah, you gotta pay those taxes, brother, dude, it's not even 1548 01:45:20.399 --> 01:45:24.319 they pay those taxes. They just rip the ship out of the car. 1549 01:45:24.680 --> 01:45:27.960 Oh so oh they didn't even give it to like dude if if dude. 1550 01:45:28.159 --> 01:45:30.760 So basically how it works is and and exhibit really had nothing to do with 1551 01:45:30.760 --> 01:45:33.560 the show at all. He was literally just like he was just spokesky. 1552 01:45:33.840 --> 01:45:36.640 I don't even think he ever went to any of those fucking sessions at all. 1553 01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:40.000 He just like recorded himself on like a vacant lot bey and like hey, 1554 01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:44.279 yo, let's be exhibit. Uh uh, I'm gonna pimp this ride. 1555 01:45:44.319 --> 01:45:47.119 And then other people pimp the ride. But like it was just like 1556 01:45:47.279 --> 01:45:51.800 they would take cars and they would put like aquariums and like PlayStations and like 1557 01:45:51.960 --> 01:45:57.000 fucking flat screen plasmas, and then they would record the episode and then they 1558 01:45:57.039 --> 01:46:00.439 would be like all right, and then they would take the PlayStations out, 1559 01:46:00.560 --> 01:46:03.920 they would take the aquariums out, and so you just left with a fucked 1560 01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:09.439 car with a with a new paint job that has like more miles on it. 1561 01:46:10.479 --> 01:46:13.880 It's fucking it's insane. That is so funny. I didn't actually didn't 1562 01:46:13.920 --> 01:46:18.880 know that. I didn't know that. You look back at that show and 1563 01:46:19.039 --> 01:46:24.439 just look at the practicality it makes, like why the fuck would you want 1564 01:46:24.479 --> 01:46:29.560 this? Like all of those cars were dumb as shit. It was like, 1565 01:46:29.640 --> 01:46:33.479 here's a here's the here's here's a fucking petting suit in the back of 1566 01:46:34.039 --> 01:46:40.279 the I know it's your birthday, dog. So we ripped out your engine 1567 01:46:40.319 --> 01:46:46.399 and we put a cake in it. We put a mini fridge where the 1568 01:46:46.720 --> 01:46:59.560 where the tires should be, and it's what the cars like. We put 1569 01:46:59.600 --> 01:47:03.079 a V twelve engine so it can get going. You know, it's kind 1570 01:47:03.079 --> 01:47:09.920 of hard to please us. Throw up, replace the steering wheel. We 1571 01:47:10.079 --> 01:47:14.920 replace all the brakes and steering wheels with with violin strings that you have to 1572 01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:20.720 pluck in a specific order to do certain functions. You gotta pressing that get 1573 01:47:20.840 --> 01:47:30.199 do the Ecord Vivaldi to get into the work. All right, let's let's 1574 01:47:30.239 --> 01:47:38.359 provide this will be the clip from this episode. Yeah yeah, tipped my 1575 01:47:38.680 --> 01:47:43.000 ride. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a little all right, all right, 1576 01:47:43.119 --> 01:47:47.359 let's go. Uh fucking uh, Adrian, get a glass. I 1577 01:47:47.439 --> 01:47:53.760 want to see it. Sweeney lick my Weenie. Probably the only and likely 1578 01:47:53.960 --> 01:47:58.760 last San Carlos Apache that listens to the snack tank. Buddy full of joy 1579 01:47:59.159 --> 01:48:03.239 sucking on fucking big boys, slurping on his meat, Gonna fuck a big 1580 01:48:03.399 --> 01:48:10.359 man. I'm gay, gay damn. Oh okay, I you know this 1581 01:48:10.479 --> 01:48:14.079 one, buddy, Okay, I know what it is. I figured it 1582 01:48:14.119 --> 01:48:17.960 out. I think I think it's buddy full of joy sucking big boys slurping 1583 01:48:18.000 --> 01:48:20.920 in on his meat, gonna fuck a big man. I'm gay. He 1584 01:48:21.039 --> 01:48:30.359 got he shot. Come on your face. Yeah, we will. We 1585 01:48:30.479 --> 01:48:33.399 will cock you. We will cock You's obvious. We will. We will 1586 01:48:33.520 --> 01:48:44.600 cocky. We were funny, we will fuck you. We lily dudes. 1587 01:48:45.279 --> 01:48:47.840 We should do it. We should we should do an we should do like 1588 01:48:47.880 --> 01:48:54.000 an acapella version where it's just the stops in the collapsing. That would actually 1589 01:48:54.039 --> 01:48:57.399 be really fun. That would be really fun, dude. We could do 1590 01:48:57.439 --> 01:48:59.520 it. We could if we do it, we could do it on our 1591 01:48:59.560 --> 01:49:03.079 live show. We could have everybody. We could have everybody like poly shit, 1592 01:49:03.479 --> 01:49:09.119 how man, We gotta we gotta work Okay, we gonna work that 1593 01:49:09.159 --> 01:49:11.319 out. We'll figure that out. We can do it. We'll absolutely do 1594 01:49:11.399 --> 01:49:15.159 it, all right. Uh damn, that's a good idea. The Mask 1595 01:49:15.319 --> 01:49:19.600 two starrying Paul Blartz, mall Coop in black face, help come in my 1596 01:49:19.720 --> 01:49:23.199 ass. You're drilling me, drilling me. All I want is your ooze 1597 01:49:23.199 --> 01:49:28.720 to kill Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for gays, tinfoil tyrant because I'm 1598 01:49:28.760 --> 01:49:30.640 a hex girl and I'm gonna put my come on you putting black face on 1599 01:49:30.680 --> 01:49:34.319 my light bulbs. Chris, where's part two of the Harvey Moon. Let's 1600 01:49:34.399 --> 01:49:39.600 play. I need to know what happens next. That is insane. That's 1601 01:49:39.680 --> 01:49:44.920 like twenty eleven, so you're definitely not getting a sequel. I thought that 1602 01:49:45.000 --> 01:49:47.359 video is private. That's insane. I think that a fucking Steve's house in 1603 01:49:47.439 --> 01:49:50.079 twenty eleven with Gabby and all sorts of like a bunch of other people, 1604 01:49:51.079 --> 01:49:57.159 Max Silhouette Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my peenie, bend my dick, 1605 01:49:57.199 --> 01:50:00.119 come into snatch things. I've got two cocks in hand by to make some 1606 01:50:00.199 --> 01:50:04.079 homo plans. Fat fat bottom girls. Uh, she'd piped it on my 1607 01:50:04.119 --> 01:50:08.359 pip up possum yo. Yes that's my real name. God, I gotta 1608 01:50:08.399 --> 01:50:11.159 cut my fucking hair. It's getting in my eyes, sucking me up. 1609 01:50:14.000 --> 01:50:18.800 Uh. But when I fuck you, I can cream so much harder than 1610 01:50:18.880 --> 01:50:24.560 before with my ass in the air. Give me your dick? Is that 1611 01:50:24.680 --> 01:50:28.960 it don't I don't know what that is. I feel like I should That's 1612 01:50:29.000 --> 01:50:32.439 one that I feel like I should recognize that that was a heaven so much 1613 01:50:32.439 --> 01:50:34.920 a harder than before with my ass, and I don't know whatever. Damn, 1614 01:50:34.960 --> 01:50:39.359 I don't feel I don't feel like trying to make a joke today. 1615 01:50:39.439 --> 01:50:42.640 Domination average clip energy, gag me or release me parasite. But you know 1616 01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:45.479 with my makes my time with cock. They should make pedos wear GoPros in 1617 01:50:45.520 --> 01:50:47.039 prison so you can see what happens to them. I think that would be 1618 01:50:47.119 --> 01:50:50.399 neat Star Coffee, Queith Gavid just one set, guys. I think there's 1619 01:50:50.439 --> 01:50:56.359 someone at my door TRANSFERM gremlin exposing people would lectose and tellers and ninety million 1620 01:50:56.439 --> 01:51:00.359 rodygens of ionizing radiation. You should not Vin Penn Angelic DM and all my 1621 01:51:00.399 --> 01:51:03.119 homies say I'm pretty fly for a gay guy. I mean, that's that's 1622 01:51:04.079 --> 01:51:12.279 not even It's just one word. I admire the laziness, Craig. It's 1623 01:51:12.319 --> 01:51:14.960 all the same, every line is the same. It should be at least 1624 01:51:15.000 --> 01:51:18.239 homos or something. Although no, no, it's every life. The only 1625 01:51:18.319 --> 01:51:26.279 difference is the word gay the rest of it. I don't think that's transformative 1626 01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:30.239 effort. It would be transformative, though, because who the fuck? Alright? 1627 01:51:30.279 --> 01:51:32.039 Fair enough, fair enough? That actually would be really funny, Actually 1628 01:51:32.039 --> 01:51:39.119 would be funny to post, yeah, a gay guy for a gay guy. 1629 01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:44.199 You know, it's kind of hard just to get along a gay Our 1630 01:51:44.279 --> 01:51:47.000 subject isn't cool. Buddy fakes it because he's gay. He may not have 1631 01:51:47.159 --> 01:51:50.920 a clue, he may not be gay, may not have gay, but 1632 01:51:51.079 --> 01:51:59.000 everything he lacks will he makes up in gay So come gay, so gay, 1633 01:52:00.239 --> 01:52:01.920 so stupid, Craig. The Canadian Billie Eilers be like, I'm the 1634 01:52:01.960 --> 01:52:05.600 come man. I'll fill you of I'll i'll I'm the come man. Fill 1635 01:52:05.640 --> 01:52:09.720 you full of come, blowed it up with come man, Oh so full 1636 01:52:09.720 --> 01:52:13.399 of come. It's your boy. Shawny d Uri lowing foot Yuri Lowenthal is 1637 01:52:13.479 --> 01:52:15.760 Mike Key, David Matt Walsh is a hero of our time, Sweet Baby 1638 01:52:15.800 --> 01:52:18.840 Gang for Life, Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey Indie Butterknife on YouTube. Sandman's 1639 01:52:18.840 --> 01:52:24.199 ass turning to glass from friction from friction burn after receiving one too many pussy 1640 01:52:24.279 --> 01:52:27.039 gasms three x O buying Gray Couns in twenty twenty end up shocking my ear 1641 01:52:27.079 --> 01:52:29.399 and seen to fuction shortly after the warrant. Take spires, slurping, stroking, 1642 01:52:29.439 --> 01:52:31.399 smoking, joking, emoticons going like this a morning outlet, Keep David, 1643 01:52:31.479 --> 01:52:34.640 Drip mh Return of the Drip, Keep David Voice Ramirez meet me up 1644 01:52:34.640 --> 01:52:38.079 the dumpster behind Burger Time and play with my nipples. Oh you won't you 1645 01:52:38.199 --> 01:52:41.800 blow me? My love for Johnny Cage is a measurable guy Abby behind closed 1646 01:52:41.960 --> 01:52:44.039 our rise against this a dick. I think we're missing it's in my ass. 1647 01:52:44.079 --> 01:52:47.800 It's almost jison. Something funny and topical. Gay bowser penis penus penus, 1648 01:52:47.800 --> 01:52:50.720 penus, penus, penus, penus, penus penus means Mario Luigian Donkey 1649 01:52:50.760 --> 01:52:57.760 Kong two, I'll suck their dicks. Tell my face turns Blues Grade Slate 1650 01:52:57.800 --> 01:53:04.039 five eighty three. Penis Penis, penis, penis, penisis pieces. I 1651 01:53:04.119 --> 01:53:10.479 did rush through it. I did rush through it a little bit with no 1652 01:53:10.640 --> 01:53:18.520 fucking I feel gay. Fuck you the PENI Brothers Emporium Realistic Cammy and Chenley 1653 01:53:18.560 --> 01:53:23.880 thigh shaped neck pillows, uh self that dude, Yeah, dude, something 1654 01:53:23.960 --> 01:53:29.680 with us dress? Yeah, yeah they made If they made Cammy, if 1655 01:53:29.720 --> 01:53:32.000 they made Cammy in her thigh flavored ice cream, I'd be I'd fucking die 1656 01:53:32.079 --> 01:53:39.119 from diabetes. Diabetes Cammy. They made Cammy have such a fucking ass on 1657 01:53:39.199 --> 01:53:43.800 her in this game, dude. They gave her a good fat pussy, 1658 01:53:43.840 --> 01:53:45.880 and I'm like, why they all right, whatever, I'm here for it. 1659 01:53:45.680 --> 01:53:50.560 I'm here for it. I am gonna neude mon yea, for sure, 1660 01:53:51.439 --> 01:53:54.640 I would lick. I would lick Cammy up and down til she's fucking 1661 01:53:54.680 --> 01:54:01.479 eroded. Man. Donk donker donc donkor said right once created it's so fu 1662 01:54:01.960 --> 01:54:04.920 you don't say shit like that. That's why it was like, oh man 1663 01:54:05.239 --> 01:54:10.079 grows, dude, I would I hate it too man. I'm not even 1664 01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:21.239 I'm I'm not even remotely kidding. She would be faded. Yeah, exactly 1665 01:54:21.319 --> 01:54:27.960 like acid wash man. I once created a hardcore Gandolf and Dumbledore fan fix 1666 01:54:28.039 --> 01:54:30.319 despite my middle school friend group. You gotta pay the trolls toll to get 1667 01:54:30.399 --> 01:54:33.319 into boys. Hold William Harrington help. When I use my ramrod to make 1668 01:54:33.359 --> 01:54:36.079 the slam jam, it causes a girth quake and her quefchapel. Tell him 1669 01:54:36.079 --> 01:54:43.039 Steve Dave Big scream boy, I mean lesbian Barry mccockner, John Strickland, 1670 01:54:43.119 --> 01:54:45.560 armored whole sex Fires of rubbing Cox mertain Marks eighteen eighty nine. She went 1671 01:54:45.800 --> 01:54:50.800 on my d til I goon, m oh my god, oh like when 1672 01:54:50.880 --> 01:54:56.760 Dagon I get it. Okay, so you're when cool. I almost missed 1673 01:54:56.800 --> 01:54:59.920 that the first charge of Keith David Gay Kansas be like carry on, Mike 1674 01:55:00.079 --> 01:55:12.840 k Lords, so perfect, perfect inside your bomb lay Yes, I ain't 1675 01:55:13.000 --> 01:55:24.199 buy no more. Let's blow guys. I watched Supernatural like all of the 1676 01:55:24.319 --> 01:55:28.800 series, So that song is like really really important to my heart because I 1677 01:55:28.840 --> 01:55:33.399 didn't know that's a very That song is like the that's like the Supernatural song. 1678 01:55:33.920 --> 01:55:38.680 If you watched the series. Really, I never would have know it 1679 01:55:39.039 --> 01:55:42.039 isn't the theme. I don't understand isn't the theme. But that's that's the 1680 01:55:42.159 --> 01:55:44.880 that's the brother's favorite song. Like, that's the song that they have like 1681 01:55:44.960 --> 01:55:46.479 the most connection with in the series. It's a good song, man. 1682 01:55:46.640 --> 01:55:49.199 I like it like it was a man. There was a period of time 1683 01:55:49.199 --> 01:55:53.640 where I was really sick of that song because it was kind of like they 1684 01:55:53.720 --> 01:55:55.960 went through this period of being overplayed a little bit. But like I've come 1685 01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:59.439 around on it. I like it a lot more than that, like the 1686 01:55:59.560 --> 01:56:01.279 first time. But I think Dust and the Wind is one of the best 1687 01:56:01.359 --> 01:56:05.840 fucking like acoustic songs that were written. That's the that'sn't the Wind is good, 1688 01:56:05.840 --> 01:56:10.560 but it's it's you know, it's it's a little it's a great one. 1689 01:56:13.119 --> 01:56:15.640 You guys are bitch ass niggas. That's why. It's just a little 1690 01:56:15.640 --> 01:56:19.680 it's just a little dainty. You know. It's a dainty. Yeah, 1691 01:56:19.760 --> 01:56:23.720 it's like really soft, and that's kind of the point of it. It's 1692 01:56:23.760 --> 01:56:31.680 a fucking song about death. Yeah, the disrespected that response. Yeah it's 1693 01:56:31.840 --> 01:56:38.239 supposed to be. Yeah, you fucking retarded, Yeah, you fucking knit. 1694 01:56:39.560 --> 01:56:41.319 Yeah, I mean, I get it. Yeah, it's it's just 1695 01:56:42.560 --> 01:56:48.439 put your fucking mouth. I prefer inside the fire. But I disturbed, 1696 01:56:53.119 --> 01:57:06.039 SA it killed yourselub you with bitch has Nigga's stitch. Now I gotta clean 1697 01:57:06.119 --> 01:57:11.279 you up. And I'm annoyed. I wonder if they gonna be like God 1698 01:57:11.520 --> 01:57:18.399 fucking damn, they cringe until they come comes first? Who comes first to 1699 01:57:18.479 --> 01:57:23.960 the cringe, and they all just sick. David David, David comes last. 1700 01:57:24.119 --> 01:57:28.760 For certain. It's just I frown even the whole time. I'm not 1701 01:57:28.880 --> 01:57:31.640 gonna come, but I do come. They're my guilty pleasure. Brother, 1702 01:57:31.720 --> 01:57:36.239 I'm my guilty pleasure. They got hilarious disturbed. It might be the only 1703 01:57:36.640 --> 01:57:42.520 like they might be the only band sincerely that I listened to in high school 1704 01:57:42.600 --> 01:57:46.399 that I just don't listen to anymore. Actually I don't know why either. 1705 01:57:46.520 --> 01:57:49.840 I don't know what separates them in that way, but like there's something about 1706 01:57:49.880 --> 01:57:54.560 it. They have something like I understand, I understand it, but they 1707 01:57:54.600 --> 01:57:58.079 do have some Like there's a song called Overburdened that I would challenge anybody to 1708 01:57:58.119 --> 01:58:00.479 listen to and be like, tell me that's not a good fucking song. 1709 01:58:00.000 --> 01:58:04.840 Something that's not a good song, like it's it's like, actually it's it's 1710 01:58:04.880 --> 01:58:08.960 not that. See, it's not that it's one of those songs that's not 1711 01:58:09.239 --> 01:58:12.760 that, you know what I mean. Like they have a new song that's 1712 01:58:12.840 --> 01:58:18.680 just this fucking corny she fucking killed herself and she's fucking gay that. I'm 1713 01:58:18.680 --> 01:58:25.560 like, this sucks, Disturbed, bro, It's there are so there's a 1714 01:58:25.680 --> 01:58:30.000 lot of a lot of it is, but there's also within it, there's 1715 01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:32.880 a lot they have, like there's some amazing songs. That's Look, I'm 1716 01:58:32.880 --> 01:58:35.560 not even and I'm not even totally agree even you know what I think you 1717 01:58:35.640 --> 01:58:39.039 know what I think it is. It's the songs that I think I liked 1718 01:58:39.960 --> 01:58:43.239 from Disturbed when I was younger. Yeah, I don't like anymore. I've 1719 01:58:43.279 --> 01:58:47.840 always self aware, Yeah that like the cringe. Like anytime I'm listening to 1720 01:58:47.960 --> 01:58:51.640 radio and I hear fucking uh down with the sickness, and I feel the 1721 01:58:51.680 --> 01:58:54.279 same way as I did when I was younger. I'm like, this is 1722 01:58:54.359 --> 01:58:58.239 not this is not the fucking this shouldn't be their number one single. This 1723 01:58:58.359 --> 01:59:13.479 is its like, it's not it's a corruptble. It sounds like a fucking 1724 01:59:13.560 --> 01:59:15.520 bad boon. Yeah, but I'm like, I'm not into that. When 1725 01:59:15.520 --> 01:59:23.319 they they have like guys listeners infer you're listening, go listen to over Burden. 1726 01:59:23.399 --> 01:59:25.720 I think it's like track number seven off at ten thousand and fist. 1727 01:59:26.279 --> 01:59:29.920 It starts off with the fucking badass bass into that will kind of remind you 1728 01:59:30.000 --> 01:59:33.279 of like of of Tool or something. It's just a it's just a good 1729 01:59:33.439 --> 01:59:38.159 ballad. It's good and it's like, oh wow, if disturb sounded like 1730 01:59:38.239 --> 01:59:41.760 this, maybe they would be less made fun of. But then they have, 1731 01:59:41.920 --> 01:59:45.319 like you said, the Devin dude, like it's it's not even it's 1732 01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:46.640 not even like I hate them, it's just like it's just some of them. 1733 01:59:46.840 --> 01:59:50.000 It just sounds so funny. They have a song called bad Man that 1734 01:59:50.039 --> 01:59:55.199 they released just like a few months ago. It's just as like bad Man's 1735 01:59:55.399 --> 01:59:58.199 just sad Man and the mad Man. And I'm like, come stop it, 1736 01:59:58.600 --> 02:00:01.119 stop doing that. It sounds like a bad eminem cipher bad Man. 1737 02:00:01.199 --> 02:00:03.920 I'm like, stop, why would you? Why do you think bad Man 1738 02:00:04.560 --> 02:00:10.039 it's a trash can, a trash bad man in a trash can wearing a 1739 02:00:10.159 --> 02:00:16.800 napkin. What if what if David Draymond listens to this podcast, and he's 1740 02:00:16.840 --> 02:00:20.079 all sad. Oh my god, I'm sorry he's all sad. I mean 1741 02:00:20.119 --> 02:00:25.760 he heard I told you we heard that gay cover look in this is the 1742 02:00:26.000 --> 02:00:28.399 look dark in this song? What's up? What's that? They don't sound 1743 02:00:28.560 --> 02:00:33.039 stupid? They sound pussy in this one they sound like pussy and this is 1744 02:00:33.319 --> 02:00:36.520 like pussies. I remember this song. And so there's not a player the 1745 02:00:36.640 --> 02:00:47.560 reb sake not doe. They sound like fucking They sound like wet badgers in 1746 02:00:47.640 --> 02:00:54.880 a song. Dude cuts it, cuts it cuts it. Uh, David 1747 02:00:54.960 --> 02:00:59.079 Draymond crying like a single single the hero, He's just he's just sitting on 1748 02:00:59.159 --> 02:01:03.800 his couch bawling. The smart take even makes fun of me man even reasonably 1749 02:01:04.000 --> 02:01:09.319 crying like he's fucking howling. He's like, I thought they liked me, 1750 02:01:10.479 --> 02:01:17.199 they liked me. If I ever bet about the first thing that I would 1751 02:01:17.279 --> 02:01:26.640 say to just trying to shake, you would kids like you would? You 1752 02:01:26.680 --> 02:01:29.960 would lock the handshake too, You would lock into a can't get away. 1753 02:01:35.239 --> 02:01:39.359 Do you think he has nightmares about like running into people who like grab his 1754 02:01:39.439 --> 02:01:43.119 arm and won't like go and screen his songs at him. I hope so 1755 02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:48.560 we won't wake some such a sad man, the bad Man, the dead 1756 02:01:48.600 --> 02:01:53.880 Man. The dude, stop if you just stopped doing that, because the 1757 02:01:54.039 --> 02:01:57.640 chorus and that song actually kind of bangs. It's actually a pretty cool chorus, 1758 02:01:57.720 --> 02:02:00.159 but it just sounds it sounds like sound like an eminem side it does. 1759 02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:09.159 It sounds like presto, presto presto. I'm you just out and it's 1760 02:02:09.399 --> 02:02:15.800 just a presto presto. I'm gonna molestou. I'm shooting up a pet Co 1761 02:02:15.000 --> 02:02:23.159 in Fresno with a telesto, a pet and Fresno. Yeah, that rules 1762 02:02:23.199 --> 02:02:27.800 that that it goes hard. It's like nothing West on the Day that the 1763 02:02:27.880 --> 02:02:30.720 Dead Rose. I don't know, man, it's fucking like I don't know 1764 02:02:30.600 --> 02:02:33.600 the Dead Roads. I don't know, man. It sounds insane. I 1765 02:02:33.680 --> 02:02:35.399 haven't heard that song. By the way, I don't know. I don't 1766 02:02:35.439 --> 02:02:39.760 know that that bad Man. Yeah, it's it's it's just the fact that 1767 02:02:39.800 --> 02:02:43.239 it's even called bad Man. It's like a grown, a grown ass adult 1768 02:02:43.359 --> 02:02:45.800 saying bad man like they're fucking five years old, Like is that a bad 1769 02:02:45.880 --> 02:02:50.760 man? Man? Is that vegeta grown ass? Like all you had to 1770 02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:54.840 do was just change the song, Like at least the name to mad Man 1771 02:02:54.960 --> 02:02:58.239 and it would sound more respectable. Dude, I wanted I wanted to get 1772 02:02:58.279 --> 02:03:00.279 that. Don't say what I wanted. I wanted that. I've wanted that 1773 02:03:00.479 --> 02:03:05.560 pink the bad Man's fire. Oh yeah, I wanted that shirt. I've 1774 02:03:05.600 --> 02:03:10.920 wanted that shirt for so fucking wrong. You're not wrong. That is a 1775 02:03:10.920 --> 02:03:15.239 good Jordan habit shirt. I would love that shirt. That is that is 1776 02:03:15.239 --> 02:03:17.319 actually why not? Why not just grab it right now? You know, 1777 02:03:17.479 --> 02:03:21.359 you know you can get it easily. You can afford me like close things 1778 02:03:21.760 --> 02:03:26.239 clothes. I know that shirt won't fit. They won't have your size. 1779 02:03:26.640 --> 02:03:28.560 Yea, they won't. They won't have my size. I would have to 1780 02:03:28.600 --> 02:03:30.159 get it like custom made, which is like a whole fucking thing. It's 1781 02:03:30.199 --> 02:03:33.640 pointless. Do you think you know I might have different interpretation? You think 1782 02:03:34.159 --> 02:03:38.680 that song is above Vegita. If it's not above gall have more respect for 1783 02:03:38.760 --> 02:03:42.359 him. Wait, it would make it would make it would make more sense. 1784 02:03:42.720 --> 02:03:50.279 Seven supposed to be ending that episode at the time ago you go, 1785 02:03:50.439 --> 02:03:54.159 like a half hour ago. Yeah, it happens. Man. The credits, 1786 02:03:54.399 --> 02:03:57.079 the credits have been low key fire. They have been that's true, 1787 02:03:57.199 --> 02:04:00.079 you know. All right, let's let's move on Church, carry on, 1788 02:04:00.319 --> 02:04:18.239 my gay little you you wait singing like that, Wow, you wait, 1789 02:04:19.680 --> 02:04:28.640 You're day day that way, you might have just created a new genre that 1790 02:04:28.720 --> 02:04:32.520 might make you fucking go viral. Yeah, you're like the proto Scott stap 1791 02:04:32.760 --> 02:04:39.159 to whatever next generation. You did it, you got it. You got 1792 02:04:40.000 --> 02:04:44.560 my friend with me a girl. Bro, I've been mimicking him. I've 1793 02:04:44.600 --> 02:04:50.880 been mimicking him for years. Bro. There is a video on Facebook of 1794 02:04:51.000 --> 02:04:57.000 me playing the guitar and singing that song as best as I can, like 1795 02:04:57.159 --> 02:05:04.000 like you have cerebral palsy or some shit or Bell's Pauls means sorry yeah, 1796 02:05:04.039 --> 02:05:16.279 but like he's like, it's it's hard to do the show the song. 1797 02:05:17.000 --> 02:05:25.079 Like that song a lot, but won't it's not the names. I don't 1798 02:05:25.079 --> 02:05:30.319 know what every time the song that's Irish by the Google Dolls, which does 1799 02:05:30.359 --> 02:05:32.640 not sound like that at all. First of all, you're doing like a 1800 02:05:32.760 --> 02:05:35.880 frog, like if a frog could sing, I don't know what sound that 1801 02:05:36.039 --> 02:05:41.880 is. You invented something new. If that's supposed to be an impression of 1802 02:05:41.960 --> 02:05:46.119 someone, it's not good. Yep. I wouldn't mind covering Irish. That'd 1803 02:05:46.159 --> 02:05:48.119 be dope. But like I love it. I love that song, and 1804 02:05:48.159 --> 02:05:53.199 ironically, I feel like everybody, even my friend that's specific strictly only in 1805 02:05:53.279 --> 02:05:57.680 the death metal likes that song. It's a good song. Yeah, I 1806 02:05:57.760 --> 02:06:00.000 gotta figure out how to make that song into my style. I don't know 1807 02:06:00.000 --> 02:06:04.600 how I'll do it, but whatever, Ye'll be trigging of the world. 1808 02:06:08.039 --> 02:06:10.960 Exit pants, enter ass, take my cum. We're off to bussy fucking 1809 02:06:11.039 --> 02:06:15.039 Land. I'm at ninety six gajon a game is in a editor in chief 1810 02:06:15.039 --> 02:06:16.479 of The Gaily Bugle Coffee spam RADI and had a fear that Thick is bicker 1811 02:06:16.479 --> 02:06:19.000 than his I'll ask him. 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