WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.919 --> 00:00:16.359 Tip dec Media. See all right, and welcome back to see you at 2 00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:21.000 the body Richta. I am one of your hosts. Joseph bet Castro joining 3 00:00:21.039 --> 00:00:27.320 me as always is the Czar, Aaron Frescas. Hello, and a little 4 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:36.200 zay chunuk Chris Chapman dah And just so everybody knows, that means little rabbit, 5 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:41.000 female rabbit or a little female rabbit or bunny. So you were buddy. 6 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:46.640 Today we're going to be continuing our coverage of Arnold's nineteen eighty eight action 7 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:51.920 buddy cop vehicle Red Heat. Yeah, and we're just gonna be getting into 8 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:55.119 the summary. And Chris, why don't go ahead and take it away? 9 00:00:56.039 --> 00:00:59.840 Sure, let's talk about this movie that. Yeah, let's get this over 10 00:00:59.880 --> 00:01:04.519 with. We open in a Russian bathhouse where lots of nude men and women 11 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:10.159 are working out and bathing. We see Arnold walking through, and I am 12 00:01:10.840 --> 00:01:15.680 immediately blown away by his acting here, as he doesn't even glance at all 13 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:19.879 these bros who desperately need a spotter or all this iron just begging to be 14 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:26.719 pumped. Anyway, he meets up with some other burly Russian dudes who put 15 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:30.239 a hot rock in his hand because they suspect that he's not one of them. 16 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:34.560 He takes the heat for a minute and then decides fuck it and punches 17 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:36.799 one of the dudes out of a window. What kind of heat was it? 18 00:01:37.079 --> 00:01:42.200 What kind of heat? Like a wormish pink sort of heat stone heat 19 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:48.760 scarlet? Yeah, like a rouge. That was also a spin Old Thorson 20 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:52.040 right, I'm pretty sure yeah, that was spin there. I think, 21 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:57.560 yeah, he's in this movie, but yes or whatever that guy was. 22 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:04.680 Yeah, that decidedly not Russian dude. Yeah, but a funny story. 23 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:08.280 Right before we went to record this, we were at a bar in the 24 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:12.879 Castro, which is the gay district here in San Francisco. Also, haven't 25 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:16.080 seen my last name, but there's a movie on and had Jerry Stiller in 26 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:20.000 it, and I was like asking a dude on there because he's like watching 27 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:22.439 it and laughing, like what is that? He's like, Oh, it's 28 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:28.560 like ritz. It's kind of based on this old bathhouse in New York that 29 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:31.599 Bette Miller got her start in. How old was the movie? That was 30 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:37.479 probably late seventies, early eighties. Okay, I've never seen him in anything 31 00:02:37.560 --> 00:02:42.639 before the nineties. I think, yeah, thinking about it, but yeah, 32 00:02:42.800 --> 00:02:46.560 I guess Bette Miller got started at this like bathhouse and he's like, 33 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.599 it was a gay bathhouse, and I was like, is there bathhouses that 34 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:53.680 aren't gay? And then he's like, well, you know, I don't 35 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:59.400 know, but the kind of AIDS crisis kind of ended the whole bathhouse thing. 36 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:02.400 I'm like, that's why I don't know about it. So, yeah, 37 00:03:02.400 --> 00:03:07.759 that wasn't actually part of my notes, but that just happened right before 38 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:14.520 I came in. But my one note is maybe if like gyms were like 39 00:03:14.520 --> 00:03:20.520 that more, I'd probably go more because like boobs and yeah, and Arnold 40 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:23.000 but yeah, yeah, do you guys think that it was an Arnold's contract 41 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:28.919 that he had the biggest taste during his opening scene? Definitely, absolutely, 42 00:03:29.680 --> 00:03:35.199 and the tightest buns. All right, let's see. Oh yeah, so 43 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:37.879 he punched the dude out of the window. From there, we get some 44 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:44.960 extremely straight naked snow wrestling and when when Arnold wins, he interrogates good Old 45 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:51.280 s fenn Thorson to find the location of one Victor ROSTA cut to Moscow as 46 00:03:51.280 --> 00:03:54.280 we get the credits and see that Arnold is a cop with him and his 47 00:03:54.319 --> 00:04:00.520 partner preparing for the operation to arrest Rosta a drug deal are bringing cocaine into 48 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:04.159 the Soviet Union. So two things about these opening credits. Number One, 49 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:08.759 I liked that the Russian looking font that they're using, I like it. 50 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:13.919 Two, I love how he's credited as Larry fishburn Yeah, that's great. 51 00:04:14.159 --> 00:04:19.639 So that was definitely a thing, like he was Larry Larry fishburn until I 52 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:25.240 don't know, well after this movie, but when he was like on Boys 53 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:28.360 in the Hood, but maybe I'm wrong, Yeah, when he was Cowboy 54 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.959 Curtis, he was Larry Fishburne, and yeah, Boys in the Hood for 55 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:40.040 sure, I'm guessing switch Over. So I actually have this on DVD and 56 00:04:40.639 --> 00:04:44.480 I literally never watched it, but I've had it from the point where this 57 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.360 DVD is. I mean, first of all, it's a DVD, so 58 00:04:46.439 --> 00:04:49.319 how fucking long have I had it? And two it's one of those where 59 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:54.920 it's like one side is white screen and one side is the screen. But 60 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:59.519 in the credits, so it was aft like if you look at the cast 61 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:02.639 and crew, Arnold, you know, it shows his movies and then the 62 00:05:02.720 --> 00:05:08.439 last one that shows is Batman and Robin so before turnin Air three and whatever 63 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:14.279 came after, and then also was an early DVD. Then yeah it is, 64 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:23.439 its name is Lawrence quote Larry Fishburn. And then one other thing on 65 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:28.000 the Rizzes album Bobby Digital. Method Man has a rhyme I think they came 66 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.120 out in ninety seven ninety eight. Method Man has a rhyme that says like, 67 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:36.199 I'm like Larry when the fishburns, I burn rubber. So that never 68 00:05:36.240 --> 00:05:41.079 made any sense to me until I learned that Laurence Fishburn us to be Larry 69 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:45.079 Fishburn. That's about all I gotten on that. I wonder if that DVD 70 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:48.000 came out even before the Matrix. I don't know. Nine, I don't 71 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:54.199 know. Well, yeah, because uh wait, when was I remember watching 72 00:05:54.920 --> 00:06:00.839 One of the first tvds I watched was Staving Private Ryan that what like ninety 73 00:06:00.879 --> 00:06:04.519 eight? I think, yeah, seven where Run? There was something before 74 00:06:04.560 --> 00:06:09.959 that I went that. I remember watching with your with your dad Chris at 75 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:13.120 an old Dale Deep But I was like, yeah, it looks fine. 76 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.120 I guess I don't know. It's it's really loud, is what it is. 77 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:19.199 Yeah, well that is just my dad's He just liked super loud. 78 00:06:19.279 --> 00:06:25.079 Yeah, same whatever. But so also with those those quick shots or sorry, 79 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:28.000 also with the credits we also get a few quick shots of some pretty 80 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:31.199 famous like Russian statues throughout the opening credits, including one statue near the end 81 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:34.600 of the credits stats of and I don't know much about Russian culture, but 82 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:39.959 I'm pretty sure it's like a statue of a famous philosopher and socialist icon Kenny 83 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:45.399 Rogers. It's either I couldn't tell if it was him or r J McCready 84 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:49.120 Kurt Russell's character from the Thing. But then I was like, oh, 85 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:50.800 if you put a if you put a cap on him, it could be 86 00:06:51.279 --> 00:06:56.079 Yukon Cornelius too, or like Rob Williams from when he's freed from Jumanji. 87 00:06:56.759 --> 00:07:00.439 I don't know either way one of those, which is like which one? 88 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:02.560 Which one? How could you not make a Moscow on the Hudson joke? 89 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:05.879 There? Come on Moscow in the Hudson. Yeah, that's another one out 90 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:10.879 there. How could you not make that? Because that's a reference? Yeah, 91 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:15.279 that's a Robin Williams movie. Everybody's seen, right, Yeah, definitely 92 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:17.600 not just me because there's boobs in it. Yeah, kidding, you name 93 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:23.879 this movie for people that don't know. I mean, but what's the name 94 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:28.439 of the moscow? Moscal on the Hudson. Yeah, Williams is a Russian 95 00:07:28.480 --> 00:07:30.879 guy in New York. All right, that's it. That's that's like the 96 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:35.360 whole movie that. Yeah, apparently it's Karl Marx. I've never heard button. 97 00:07:35.360 --> 00:07:39.839 I don't know. He's one of the Marx brothers, right, yes, 98 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.199 legend, that makes sense. Yeah, he's the fuck He plays the 99 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:46.920 straight man. He he he wants to give the comedy to everybody, you 100 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:51.040 know, equal equal comedy for everyone. He made sure that the jokes were 101 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:58.680 dispensed amongst Alder brothers exactly. Okay, I'm so glad you guys have jokes 102 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:01.920 for this, because I fucking I have a lot of jokes for this. 103 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:07.519 I'm glad it's either jokes or pointing out why it's bad. Yeah, all 104 00:08:07.639 --> 00:08:09.639 right, let's see. By the way, Joe, just to let you 105 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:13.240 you do, you only watched it once, right, correct? Okay, 106 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:18.680 I didn't mind it, Like Chris and I were talking before we started recording, 107 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:22.000 but I didn't mind it. The second time around was a fucking slog. 108 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:24.839 So the first time I was like, this movie wasn't too bad. 109 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.639 The second time I was like, oh my god, why is the scene 110 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:30.759 in here? Oh my god? Which one pointing out, which if I 111 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:33.559 was he, I'd be like, dude, the movie wasn't that bad until 112 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.360 you watch it a second time. Then you're like, you really don't want 113 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:39.080 to watch this movie a second time. God, yeah, taking the notes 114 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:43.960 was hard for me, all right. So uh from here, Arnold goes 115 00:08:43.960 --> 00:08:48.759 into a bar to arrest Rosta, but it quickly devolves into a shootout after 116 00:08:48.919 --> 00:08:58.559 Arnold insults Rosta's favorite amputee, which was awesome. Arnold's partner pursues Rosta while 117 00:08:58.639 --> 00:09:03.240 Arnold pursues Roasta's brother. Rostyle Victor is actor. His name his The actor's 118 00:09:03.320 --> 00:09:07.360 name is ed O Ross, who I've only ever seen play a Russian but 119 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:11.200 he's actually from Pittsburgh. Yes, my exact note. Yeah, it's funny. 120 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.559 He just his name is ed o' ross o Ross. I don't I'm 121 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:20.840 pretty sure it's not Russian, but he just definitely has a Russian look. 122 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:26.000 And another joke I have is like a fake leg full of cocaine in Soviet 123 00:09:26.080 --> 00:09:30.799 Russia. That's how you get leg up. I was trying. I was 124 00:09:30.799 --> 00:09:33.879 trying to make a yea yeah, I was trying to make those through the 125 00:09:33.879 --> 00:09:37.960 whole movie, and I was the only one. I have one of those. 126 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:45.440 I should have tried more, though, So Roasta's brother gets trapped between 127 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:48.960 Arnold and some cops and Arnold is forced to shoot him in self defense, 128 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:54.960 and then Arnold's partner gets the drop on Rosa, but Roasta kills him with 129 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:58.159 a spring loaded gun hidden up his sleeve, and Arnold's partner is great, 130 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:03.679 like his handcuffs would be a good idea, is like it apparently could you 131 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:09.679 possibly like incapable of maintaining any sort of inner dialogue? He's like a freeze, 132 00:10:09.159 --> 00:10:13.759 you are under wrist hmm, maybe I should bring out the handcuffs now, 133 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:16.320 and like you, I don't know. It was just weird, like 134 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:18.759 why did they include that line? There are several lines in this movie that 135 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:24.639 I find completely perplexing. It's it's like when you're playing a Singer single player 136 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.279 game. You know, I've been playing Terminator Resistance well at the moment because 137 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:33.799 my fingers don't work, But there's so much of that like hmm, like 138 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:39.039 you're you're out there trying to hide from like terminators and shit in a wasteland 139 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.320 and the dudes just say, hmm, I wonder if that's the place that 140 00:10:41.399 --> 00:10:45.039 Aaron's talking about. It's like, why are you saying that out aloud? 141 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:48.440 Like terminators can fucking hear you. But like it's a video game, you 142 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:52.639 gotta have like have an inner dialogue, and it's like the one advantage we 143 00:10:52.720 --> 00:10:56.279 have over these goddamn robots. But that you know, it's just video game 144 00:10:56.320 --> 00:11:01.039 logic. So but for some reason that applies to this guy where he's got 145 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:09.799 it all right. At his uh at his partner's funeral, Arnold finds out 146 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:16.720 that Roasta escaped to America. Now back in the good old USA, Rosta 147 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:20.639 meets with a lieutenant of somebody named Abdul Elijah as they work out a drug 148 00:11:20.679 --> 00:11:26.480 deal. Roasta gives him half of a torn one hundred dollars bill and they 149 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.960 plan to meet later to exchange a key to a locker full of money, 150 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:35.159 at which point they'll give Roasta the location of his purchase cocaine. I am 151 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:39.000 so tired from writing all of that, trying to like trying to simplify it, 152 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.919 but like not to simplify all the plot points is like so fucking hard. 153 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:46.000 Yeah, and then to later be like, god, damn it, 154 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:50.480 I don't even know why I bothered to do any of that. I do 155 00:11:50.559 --> 00:11:54.080 that with Lost Lost, So it's like, this is as simple as I 156 00:11:54.080 --> 00:12:01.120 can make it, and it's still is too long. Uh. Next we 157 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:07.399 see Jim Belushi ogling a prostitute as he his partner and cowboy Curtis, who 158 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:11.559 threatens to fire Belushi, get ready to bust a gang called the clean Heads, 159 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:16.159 which I'm now realizing kind of sounds like a slur, so I might 160 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:20.120 have to change that for the rest of my summer, all right. Anyway, 161 00:12:20.279 --> 00:12:24.840 it's because they have shaved heads. Yeah, totally, it just sounds 162 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.360 like a slur. So I'm saying, one of which turns out to be 163 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:31.200 the same guy that Roasta met with earlier. Like it's like, it's not 164 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:37.320 the actual gangs gang's name. Yeah, that's what I only said because Belushi 165 00:12:37.360 --> 00:12:43.159 makes plenty of racist comments throughout this, so it's like it's just like some 166 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.840 sort of race racist like thing that his character came up with. He's like, 167 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:50.080 because he's not clever, so it's like he's like, yeah, you 168 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:52.799 know, queen Heads. You're like, what is that? Anyway, it'll 169 00:12:52.840 --> 00:13:00.960 catch on. So the cops then bust into the gang member's apartment and arrest 170 00:13:01.000 --> 00:13:05.039 two guys, but Belushi finds a third guy with a shotgun and almost gets 171 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:09.080 everyone killed, but the shotgun guy runs. The cops split up, and 172 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:13.759 Belushi gets the drop on shotgun man as he is about to shoot the other 173 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:16.600 two cops. And I just want to point out that, like, I 174 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:22.200 don't know, Belushi blows that door open and doesn't warn anybody, and everybody 175 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:26.240 is right in the path of where bullets would come through if somebody was on 176 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:28.759 the other side of that door. So yeah, yeah, he's a terrible 177 00:13:28.799 --> 00:13:35.279 cop. But yeah, speaking of plat points where we're like questionab about that 178 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:41.200 stuff. I thought Larry Slash Lawrence Fishburne was like a member of the Nation 179 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:46.159 of Islam, Like he's got the glasses, you know, like the Malcolm 180 00:13:46.440 --> 00:13:48.240 glasses. He's not wearing a bow tie, but he's wearing a suit the 181 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:52.320 whole time. I honestly thought he was supposed to be a Nation of islawng 182 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:56.000 guy. And it's just like never brought between him and Abdulla Elijah. That's 183 00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:58.600 just like two different versions of Malcolm X. It seems like like, yeahah, 184 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:01.840 I don't know, I thought that was going to go somewhere, but 185 00:14:03.120 --> 00:14:07.159 I possibly gave this too much. Yeah, I thought he was going to 186 00:14:07.720 --> 00:14:09.879 like betray them in some way exactly. I thought either him or a pure 187 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:13.080 boiler was going to And then it just seems like we were supposed to hate 188 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:16.159 him because Jim Belushi doesn't like him, and I'm like, no, I 189 00:14:16.279 --> 00:14:24.679 dislike Jim Belushi more than fish. So yeah, loose cannon cops in the 190 00:14:24.720 --> 00:14:28.480 eighties are supposed to be like fun you know, but like uh, your 191 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:33.240 mel Gibson and like lethal weapon. I mean, if you look at it 192 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:39.279 objectively with you know, like as a citizen, like you're like, wow, 193 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:43.320 these guys are horrible, like but you know, like in a movie 194 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:46.360 sense, they're gonna be like, you know what, he's a little unorthodox, 195 00:14:46.440 --> 00:14:50.039 he's a bit of a loose cannon, but he gets the job done 196 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:54.320 because you know, they're like entertaining, but like Jim Belushi has none of 197 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:58.200 that, Like he's just so he doesn't get the job done a lot of 198 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:01.240 the time. Yeah, he sucks at it job like not just like getting 199 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:05.840 the job done, but also like going by a protocol. He tries to 200 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:07.639 be funny, but he's not. And there's nothing worse than that. My 201 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:13.759 friends can attest to for me, uh and like, I don't know, 202 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:18.559 he's cheap, probably I don't know. Yeah, no's we'll see later in 203 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:22.039 the movie. He just sucks in several points. Let's see, we see 204 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:28.279 Rosta waiting to meet the gang members, but they don't show, so he 205 00:15:28.320 --> 00:15:33.679 takes his key and leap. All right, So back in Russia, Arnold 206 00:15:33.720 --> 00:15:37.159 is informed that he is being sent to Chicago to bring home Rosta, who 207 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:41.639 was arrested for a minor crime, and that he's not to reveal any details 208 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:45.840 of the case to avoid embarrassment for the party. There's a lot of ego 209 00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:50.120 involved in this movie. Yeah, a lot of pointless politics. Yeah. 210 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:56.759 Belushi and his partner Gallagher pick up Arnold when he arrives in Chicago and give 211 00:15:56.840 --> 00:16:00.879 him a ride a long way, discovering that the Russian Arnold is not much 212 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:06.480 of a conversationalist, so he also introduces himself, so they like we This 213 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:11.240 was the first time I noticed is Arnold's name, which is Ivan Dankoh, 214 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:17.159 which just sounds like the name from like some pothead themed Rocky parody, like, 215 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:21.120 you know, like the antagonist who kills former hot boxing champion Apollo Weed 216 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:26.320 with only one hit just sounds like, Oh, I've ben Danko. I 217 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:29.399 was trying to think of more like Rocky lines. You will booze, that's 218 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:36.639 the only one I could think of. If he I must, if he 219 00:16:36.759 --> 00:16:42.840 fries, he fries. That's like I couldn't think of a of a name 220 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:45.080 for the parody though it was like Rocky nothing runs that. I was like 221 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:49.679 Toky. I was trying to figure out anything like Roy or Balboa. Yeah, 222 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:52.960 no, nothing. I spent way too long. Part of the reason 223 00:16:53.000 --> 00:17:00.399 again, why why I'm not completely prepared was spending too much time on jokes 224 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.840 like this stupid where I'm like spinning it over now Dicky Mickey, Yeah, 225 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:11.039 I don't know, Sparky beow blaze it. That's not bad. Yeah, 226 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:15.079 it's probably as close as you're gonna get. Yeah, but yeah, Ivon 227 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:22.640 Danko is the brother of famed San Francisco restaurant tour and chef Gary Danko' sound 228 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.799 really funny, but that's the only other Danko I know. So that's when 229 00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:30.759 he was driving, I noticed, like I never until I watched this movie, 230 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:33.279 I never realized how much a Russian accent sounds exactly like an Austrian accent. 231 00:17:37.119 --> 00:17:38.480 Yeah, me either. Yeah, he are pretty similar. It's crazy. 232 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:41.039 You just roll the rs in an accent and all of a sudden, 233 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:45.559 it's Russian. That's crazy. So Arnold requests to be taken to the CD 234 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:51.680 motel where Rosta was staying and asks for the same room. The next morning, 235 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:56.119 Arnold is taken to the police station to meet Chief Peter Boyle, and 236 00:17:56.200 --> 00:18:00.720 Belushi is assigned to escort Arnold until he leaves for the airport with his prisoner. 237 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:06.880 So uh. Frank Berone tells Arnold that it's just strange how the plot 238 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:11.119 jumps forward to Victor Rosta already having been arrested without bothering to show it, 239 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:15.200 because that's what the police chief or captain or whatever commander. I think. 240 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:19.079 But because both times I've watched this, I felt like I missed a scene. 241 00:18:19.359 --> 00:18:22.960 Yeah, and it just all happens off screen exactly. And I think 242 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:26.480 it was a choice between like for the writers, between like should we include 243 00:18:26.480 --> 00:18:32.480 the arrest scene or should we include Peter Boyle's fish tank speech? The right 244 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:37.400 choice they clearly, yeah, because again it's stuff that we're like, what, 245 00:18:38.960 --> 00:18:44.640 it's not funny, it's just something to fill time. I don't know, 246 00:18:44.839 --> 00:18:48.160 it's I think the tone of this movie is confused because they want it 247 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:49.759 to be funny, but then they also want it to be kind of grounded 248 00:18:51.000 --> 00:18:53.480 and like, I don't know, like I see a version of that where 249 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:59.200 the where the police chief is like way over stressed and way more like, 250 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:04.000 God, what's the movie mc bain in this department, we go buy the 251 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:10.680 book. I'm thinking of another, like a specific movie. I'm thinking of 252 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:15.200 a specific live action like spoof movie, like like the only one I could 253 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:19.720 think of was a Last Action Hero where it's the it's the yeah, I 254 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:22.480 think it's or he's just yelling, but he's like it ends up turning in 255 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:26.039 a gibberish when he's yelling at him. Yeah. Yeah. I think if 256 00:19:26.079 --> 00:19:26.839 you want it to be funny, you can go one of two ways. 257 00:19:26.839 --> 00:19:30.559 You can go Last Action Hero or you can go like so I married an 258 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:37.279 axe murderer, whether you're overly caring arcane, Yeah, well yeah that was 259 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:40.039 great because he's like when they introduce him, he's like pretending to be a 260 00:19:40.039 --> 00:19:45.720 hard ass and then he's like yeah, yeah. I was thinking of the 261 00:19:45.720 --> 00:19:48.839 coach in not another teen movie. I haven't seen. I have seen that, 262 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:53.039 but isn't the coach. He's just like he's like, get on the 263 00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:56.319 play, goddamn it. Godah, Like he just says and then gets pissed 264 00:19:56.319 --> 00:20:00.720 off at a player and he grabs him and he like like breaks his back 265 00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:07.359 over his knee and sit. Yeah. That's sort of like just yeah yeah, 266 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:08.640 But like I said, they're trying to keep this movie more realistic, 267 00:20:08.680 --> 00:20:11.920 so it just doesn't quite fit this weird thing that he's doing. Yeah, 268 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:17.079 but anyway, let's see. So Arnold goes to pick up Rosta and cuffs 269 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:22.480 himself to the prisoner. As Rosta's belongings are being sorted, Arnold questions him 270 00:20:22.519 --> 00:20:27.200 about the locker key that they that he has, but Roasta won't cooperate. 271 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:32.039 So I didn't really mind Jim Belushi's character and during the first watch, but 272 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:36.039 man, like he was pretty fucking insufferable. They're in the second one, 273 00:20:36.359 --> 00:20:41.079 which I realized right around this scene when Arnold has Belushi asks Victor what the 274 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:45.119 key is for and he does that kind of slow talking over nunciating each word. 275 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:48.160 Bullshit that assholes doue to people who speak a different language, HM, 276 00:20:48.759 --> 00:20:52.240 Because he's like, do you know where I'm like by the way. Do 277 00:20:52.279 --> 00:20:56.079 you guys have any idea if that's an American thing or is it something that 278 00:20:56.119 --> 00:21:00.279 like assholes in every country do, because I was just a thought that in 279 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:03.079 my head as I was watching this. I mean, I've only ever seen 280 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:06.680 American people movies and TV. But I don't know, I have no idea. 281 00:21:06.880 --> 00:21:10.960 Yeah, I mean, but with my Spanish, as somebody said, 282 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:15.319 stuff, not the over annunciation, but this slow stuff, it might help 283 00:21:15.359 --> 00:21:18.880 out. So I don't know, maybe assholes around or something, well like 284 00:21:18.079 --> 00:21:22.039 slower is good. It's just it's just the louder part that's probably not good. 285 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:26.960 That he's yelling in his face like very condescending. Yeah, the condescension, 286 00:21:27.000 --> 00:21:30.039 Yeah, that's probably not especially when they know he speaks English, like 287 00:21:32.359 --> 00:21:36.000 they're not stupid, like he he did pretend to stop speaking English, but 288 00:21:36.039 --> 00:21:37.519 when they first pulled him over, they said he was, you know, 289 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:41.480 speaking English. Yeah, I don't know. I mean we might have known 290 00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:44.240 that if they would have showed it, but whatever, Yeah, that's true. 291 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:47.119 I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. We might 292 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:49.119 talk about this later, but I feel like Belushi is giving a perfectly fine 293 00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:55.079 performance. I just wish they had written any of these characters as like likable 294 00:21:55.839 --> 00:22:00.000 or having any charisma exactly. You can't. You can't do that with Blue 295 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:03.839 She's character. If you're gonna have Arnold's character be the complete like complete straight 296 00:22:03.920 --> 00:22:07.559 man, like not a straight man like true lies straight man, because he 297 00:22:07.680 --> 00:22:15.119 basically is a straight man to h Arnold, but like complete, And it's 298 00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:18.640 if you're gonna have that, you need to have Belushi's character be charming as 299 00:22:18.759 --> 00:22:22.960 fuck. Yeah, Like I think they assumed that Belushi was the funny one, 300 00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:29.319 but it turns out Arnold is much funnier than Belushi. Yea, it's 301 00:22:29.400 --> 00:22:33.119 not like Blue. She had good jokes, but they also managed to, 302 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:40.440 like newter what makes Arnold great, which is just straight chrisma. I mean 303 00:22:40.799 --> 00:22:45.319 you have like obviously like Terminator, like the first one, he is not 304 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.640 charismatic in that, but he's scary as fuck and that was like the purpose 305 00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:52.759 of that. But basically movies leading up to this Rod Deel say whatever you 306 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.799 want to say about it, but you know, Predatory again, Running Man 307 00:22:57.000 --> 00:23:03.400 Commando, like he's just charismatic, fucking they just kind of eliminated that from 308 00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:07.240 him in this movie. But I was gonna say, like this movie is 309 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:12.039 probably more forgettable than Radial. At least rod Deal was like to me, 310 00:23:12.319 --> 00:23:15.000 I kept I didn't have to rewind so much with this movie. But anyway, 311 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:19.680 okay, Belushi is about to head back to the station when the gang 312 00:23:19.759 --> 00:23:26.599 members and Rosta's Russian friends show up disguised as security guards. They club Arnold, 313 00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:32.839 shoot Gallagher, and cut Roasta free. Roasta grabs the key from Arnold 314 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:37.960 and but then Arnold knocks it onto the floor and before anybody can grab it, 315 00:23:37.359 --> 00:23:41.480 Belushi comes back around the corner and starts shooting. He forces the criminals 316 00:23:41.519 --> 00:23:48.319 to flee, and Arnold crawls over and grabs the key before passing out from 317 00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:53.119 his like multiple concussions in the most dramatic way possible. Yeah, they spend 318 00:23:53.160 --> 00:23:56.200 a long time on him crawling on the floor, just like I thought. 319 00:23:56.240 --> 00:24:00.200 There's no one around him either, everyone's gone, he's there. I'm probably 320 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:04.839 by himself and like just trying to get to the key before he passes. 321 00:24:06.039 --> 00:24:07.920 Is that like reaching for a fumble or something. You know there's not going 322 00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:14.960 to be like dudes could try and jump on it, Like there's no one 323 00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:17.519 around him. It's just it was just weird because it was like, wait, 324 00:24:17.920 --> 00:24:19.359 there's no, that scenes over. Why are you spending so much time 325 00:24:19.400 --> 00:24:25.319 with this shot and so dramatically and then he immediately passes out, and I'm 326 00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.519 like, and so we're kind of expected to believe that he's going to keep 327 00:24:27.599 --> 00:24:33.039 his fist clenched through his unconsciousness, and we do for an entire day. 328 00:24:33.039 --> 00:24:36.440 I mean, he does, but like that doesn't make any sense, all 329 00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:41.319 right. We then go to the hospital where we find out Gallagher died. 330 00:24:41.640 --> 00:24:45.880 So you think they just replaced Gallagher with his brother and like no one really 331 00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:55.759 noticed they smashed Bugger's head like a watermelon or coming up in like a watermelon 332 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:59.640 or something like that. Anyway, that's be great if a watermelon was the 333 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:07.000 one that shot Gallagher. Watermelon revenge too, came back for revenge. The 334 00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:18.359 Russian's name was Volta Vulta Melon stupid. It's just we're hitting up all the 335 00:25:18.599 --> 00:25:26.200 and we got some Uhov Smirnoff Joe Gallagher things going on. We're hitting all 336 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.960 like we're gonna throw on some Dice Andrew Dice Clay later. I hope you 337 00:25:32.119 --> 00:25:37.200 like eighties Okay, not even probably gimmick. I hope you like ship that 338 00:25:37.279 --> 00:25:41.000 hasn't aged well because that's what this movie is. Definitely gimmicky. Ship. 339 00:25:41.079 --> 00:25:45.880 Oh, some Russian ambassadors come and question Arnold and then tell him he is 340 00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:48.240 to return to Russia in shame. He also still has that king in his 341 00:25:48.319 --> 00:25:52.119 hand. Yeah, he wakes up and he has the y. He wakes 342 00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:56.319 up, unclenches his fist for the first time in presumably twelve hours, and 343 00:25:56.440 --> 00:26:00.200 then he still has the key, which is great because he they got I'm 344 00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:04.759 undressed. Just see again. A scene I want to see is them trying 345 00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:07.279 to like, well, what his hand woke, stop unclinching, Like, 346 00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:11.000 just give it up. There's no way like this. This man is just 347 00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:15.039 too strong. You've seen the size of those cases. Arnold decides he is 348 00:26:15.119 --> 00:26:21.079 going to continue the investigation himself and go find Rosta. So at this point, 349 00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:26.839 Morpheus assigns Belushi to babysit Arnold while he investigates, and Chief Peter Boyle 350 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:32.119 lets Arnold investigate, but only because Arnold can break the rules and it technically 351 00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:36.599 won't be the Chief's fault. And that's a dumb plan to start. Like 352 00:26:36.680 --> 00:26:40.680 bluees Shey tells Arnold that he looks like gummy, I think just because it's 353 00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:44.079 the color of his yes, but unless they completely color graded the movie, 354 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:48.400 his suit looks blue to me, not green. I saw like the tealish 355 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:52.319 color, eh or. I was just thinking maybe Jim Belushi is actually colorblind 356 00:26:52.359 --> 00:26:55.440 and ad lib that that scene, but couldn't figure out why the Joe kept 357 00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:57.359 falling flat on set because no one had the hard to tell him that arnold 358 00:26:57.440 --> 00:27:00.279 suit was blue, So they just kept kind of like awkwardly laughing, like 359 00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:07.759 you're a good one, Jake. I I my knowledge of Gumby is pretty 360 00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:11.559 low. I thought he was called like I thought maybe Gumby was like considered 361 00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:15.079 giant in his world, you know, just Lo's like Gumby's friend, the 362 00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:19.599 little red guy, like you know, maybe Corse. Yeah, Oky. 363 00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:23.480 And then there's the Blockheads. I don't remember them. Well okay, so 364 00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:29.839 quick side note, very dumb story. Like so there's this old easy song. 365 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:33.119 It's like, well I'm easy. I got bitches galore. You might 366 00:27:33.160 --> 00:27:36.680 have a lot of bitches, but I got much more. Anyways, my 367 00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:40.119 brother and I were early on that song, and then our other little brother 368 00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:44.119 like was watching Gumby and then walking the thing and the Blockheads are the bad 369 00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:47.319 guys, and they're like, uh, they walk in and like, whoa 370 00:27:47.880 --> 00:27:53.519 computers galore? So we is so we always used to go like, well 371 00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:56.599 we're the blockheads. We got computers galore. You might have a lot of 372 00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:02.920 computers, but I got much more. That's my knowledge of Gumby. I 373 00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:07.680 thought maybe he was calling him Gumby because Gumby was just like a I mean, 374 00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.759 like, I mean, he's he's pretty fucking solid dude, like tall. 375 00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:12.559 Yeah, Like I just thought he was just like a gummy, was 376 00:28:12.680 --> 00:28:17.440 just like a giant in the claymation world that he found in the gummy world 377 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:18.880 that he lives in. That's what I thought he was trying to say. 378 00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:25.160 I didn't realize because his suit was allegedly green. I'm pretty sure that you're 379 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.079 kind of blowing my fucking night mind right now. Yeah, that or a 380 00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:36.839 gummy was actually Russian thought Gumby was a socialist. Not even Russian is a 381 00:28:36.920 --> 00:28:45.000 socialist. You mentioned Peter Boyle explaining or saying that what do you what do 382 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:48.839 you say that? Basically he said like Arnold can break the rules, but 383 00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:52.759 if anything goes wrong, it was like the department's fault. So so yeah, 384 00:28:52.880 --> 00:28:57.200 so first of all, they're back at the police station, so unless 385 00:28:57.200 --> 00:29:00.880 there's an eventual payoff, I don't remember. This is get another example of 386 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:03.240 a weird transition between scenes, because Arnold just told Belushi to take him to 387 00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:07.640 his hotel, but instead of doing that, we go to Blushi explained to 388 00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:11.400 Peter Boyle that they did that and then came to the station. Why he 389 00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:14.359 even include the line about Arnold wanted to go to the hotel just for the 390 00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:15.960 taxi joke, which was do I look like a text to you? Yes? 391 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:19.720 Like that's it. There's no other fucking reason to include that line. 392 00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:22.880 So can't you still have that line if he just takes them to the police 393 00:29:22.920 --> 00:29:26.839 station? Yes, exactly. It was just weird. And then is this 394 00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:30.519 when Laurence Fishburn's talking to him? Yeah, I mean I don't mention him 395 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:33.000 here, Okay, cool? So like he listened off the crimes, right, 396 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:37.359 uh? Yeah, Laurence Fishburn comes in and basically says, oh, 397 00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.480 we got some more information about Roasta and then so yeah, so Laurence Fishburn 398 00:29:41.559 --> 00:29:45.240 ends up reading off the list of crimes that Victor Rosta has wanted for and 399 00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:47.759 then crumples up a piece of paper and throw it just like throws it on 400 00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:51.599 the ground and Peter Boyle does not say a fucking wor his bosses exactly, 401 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:53.480 and you cannot tell me that. I was like, oh, maybe he 402 00:29:53.559 --> 00:29:56.279 threw it in the trash can, because if he did toss it into the 403 00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:59.799 trash can and he got it into the trash can, he would have done 404 00:29:59.799 --> 00:30:02.839 a slow celebratory like yes, like what you do when you make it in 405 00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:06.519 the trash can. Yeah, I mean this is pre Kobe, but like, 406 00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.599 you know, maybe you're like Dreuxler or some shit. I don't know. 407 00:30:11.160 --> 00:30:17.000 I don't know who's basketball player. Yeah, abdul Jabbard jabbar because he 408 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:22.839 is dressed like a fucking nation of Islam. So so okay. So Laurence 409 00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:26.440 Fishburne also asked Peter Boyle why, like Chris said, they would let Danko 410 00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:32.079 stay and find uh Rosta, and Boyle basically says that Danko's perfect because he'll 411 00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:33.359 get rid of Victor and if he screws up, it's not their problem. 412 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:37.960 It is basically what he says, right, Yeah, essentially I get that 413 00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:41.480 part. But then Larry Fish asks Belushi about Belushi, and Boyle tells him 414 00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:47.839 that Belushi is a good cop but basically a complete fuck up and quote departmentally 415 00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:49.839 speaking, I got no downsides here, and that I like I said, 416 00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:53.319 like you were saying, I don't fucking understand, because so is it that 417 00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:57.480 Peter Boyle wants to fire him and he knows that Belushi will fuck things up 418 00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:04.440 so he can fire him, or or if or does it mean like Belushi's 419 00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:10.799 an anchor therefore like Danko can't cause that much trouble because he's got Belushi on 420 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:14.319 his ass. Like I don't understand. I get means by that, I 421 00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:15.720 exactly like I kept for wanting him, like wait, what am I not 422 00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:22.640 getting here? Or that no matter what happens, it'll be Danko's fault because 423 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:26.519 Belushi is a quote unquote good copy. I mean we've seen it. He's 424 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.400 not, but he's a quoteunquote good cop. So like you know, like 425 00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.200 any bad things that happen, like as we see later with the broken finger 426 00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:37.799 scene, you know, like mm hmm, like you guys thing jammed in 427 00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:41.440 the door or like Danko did it or whatever Arnold did it. Like so 428 00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:48.160 maybe that I tend to read way too much into this stuff. I've had 429 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.400 several like rants about uh, you know the general theme of these movies when 430 00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:56.039 I'm fucking around, so I'm probably yeah, definitely reading too much into this. 431 00:31:56.240 --> 00:32:01.799 So just also speaking of payoffs, there's no payoff to this plot point, 432 00:32:02.000 --> 00:32:06.440 except that later in the movie, Peter Boyle goes I was wrong. 433 00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:10.160 Yeah, yes, that's essentially how this plot point, and there is actually 434 00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:13.640 a payoff. And then because I was like, there's no fucking like, 435 00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:16.839 but this movie was extremely hard to follow because I kept realizing it wasn't paying 436 00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.880 attention to what's going on. Like I told Chris, I kept having to 437 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:22.720 rewind it because I was like, wait, what did they just say? 438 00:32:22.960 --> 00:32:25.440 I mean, to be fair, like, uh, was there any point 439 00:32:25.519 --> 00:32:34.880 to vince Vega telling jewels about Royale with cheese? It was entertaining. That's 440 00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:39.559 entertaining though, Like the dialogue is compelling to where you're like, oh, 441 00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.119 yeah, that does that? Okay, that's kind of funny, like there 442 00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:46.880 there, that's that's like a flex to talk about pointless things and have it 443 00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:51.519 still be entertaining. Except this movie can't flex because it doesn't know how to. 444 00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:55.160 That's true. I guess we're mad flex saying when we talk about movies, 445 00:32:55.160 --> 00:33:00.200 because when they like there's examples of of them, like the parakeet thing 446 00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:04.599 that they end up talking about later. It's it just kind of the stuff 447 00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:09.680 it leads nowhere, which the parakeet thing has, I mean, at least 448 00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:13.960 for the alarm. It's no, no, I'm talking about when they're like, 449 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.279 is A like pretty much saying like what is that gay? Like later 450 00:33:16.440 --> 00:33:20.680 like it's just like, yeah, like the weird thing where he thinks it's 451 00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:24.559 implied that I don't know it, which is I get it. It's just 452 00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:30.400 not written correctly to where it would be funny, I guess, like or 453 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:35.519 funny enough to not get rid of. Yeah, exactly. Okay, So 454 00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:37.839 a few things. A. I just love playing Devil's advocates, so mostly 455 00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:44.319 should I say I don't believe it. But B it's a little bit of 456 00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:46.279 character building, you know. That's kind of when like, yeah, for 457 00:33:46.400 --> 00:33:52.319 sure opens up a little bit. But see, I'm wondering and we will 458 00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:57.480 have to possibly talk to a Russian. But speaking of guys who aren't Russian 459 00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:02.839 playing Russians, what's his fucking name? Mickey Rourke in Ironman two, he 460 00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.960 also plays a Russian and he's also really about his bird. So I'm wondering 461 00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:14.719 if, like if like birds are the dogs of Russia. I don't know. 462 00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:16.719 By the way, what's your what's your guys's time at as far as 463 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:20.800 the recording, Sorry, mine's at twenty two and we're doing pretty good on 464 00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.199 time. And then I was like, oh wait, no, it's not 465 00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:28.760 even close. That's a half hour off. So me, okay, okay, 466 00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:36.119 So at one hundred and fifty nine one bars, okay, go ahead, 467 00:34:36.119 --> 00:34:37.880 it's at a tempo of one hundred and twenty. Sorry. I meant 468 00:34:37.920 --> 00:34:42.159 to keep us. I meant to keep us Russian through this, but I 469 00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:46.639 know it wasn't gonna happen, all right, I mean, so v it, 470 00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:53.519 I get it is what it is. Damn. We should have saved 471 00:34:53.519 --> 00:35:00.280 that. All right, He's going and I can add him somewhere else. 472 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:07.280 I had that joke down somewhere. I was just like so. First in 473 00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:13.519 the investigation, Arnold and Vlushi go interrogate the same snitch who told them where 474 00:35:13.559 --> 00:35:17.960 to find the the drug dealing gang members. That's the pamp right, yeah, 475 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:23.199 okay. He tells them that abdul Elijah is running his whole operation from 476 00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:28.960 jail, so they head there to see if abdull Elijah will tell them where 477 00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.719 roast is Arnold's line of I don't want to touch his ass, I want 478 00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:35.320 to make him talk. See like you get every now and then you get 479 00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:37.559 like little glimpses of the Arnold character that we should be getting during this movie. 480 00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:42.519 Yes, absolutely, yeah, they they they they kind of took like 481 00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:47.119 the the basis of like Terminator, like from Terminator one, you know, 482 00:35:47.440 --> 00:35:52.159 where he like goes to things like fuck you ass whole and what we saw 483 00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:58.119 much like done much better in Terminator two, like especially when he's grabbing the 484 00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:01.400 guy by the hair and John like, no stamp. He's like, this 485 00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:05.599 does not help our mission, you know, that kind of dry, dead 486 00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:09.440 pan humor. They they took just a smidge of that and like did just 487 00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:14.519 a little bit of it with that. And there's later on when he's like 488 00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:16.519 are you shooting me? He's like, no, I am not shooting on 489 00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:22.239 you. So they're like if they would have amped that up like a little 490 00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:27.960 more, like maybe if they had somebody like actually funny write the script, 491 00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:30.280 like yeah, it could have been a lot better, or even just let 492 00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:34.920 him play it out a little bit more, let him get angry, like 493 00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:39.000 that's the one thing he doesn't even get angry in this movie, except for 494 00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:44.760 like one part at the very end where he's yeah, but like he is 495 00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:49.199 clearly super pissed off and it's super personal for him, but he is so 496 00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.519 emotionless to this entire thing, and yeah, it just doesn't play right. 497 00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:57.039 And also I'm going to start saying, uh, I swore on my balls, 498 00:36:57.199 --> 00:37:00.719 like that pimp Dead when he was when Arnold had his arm bound. 499 00:37:00.719 --> 00:37:02.079 He's like, I swear my balls. I'm like, oh man, that 500 00:37:02.199 --> 00:37:12.280 is good. That is good. So they go to uh jail. Arnold 501 00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:15.440 talks to Elijah, but Elijah won't give up Rosta. He does, however, 502 00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:20.719 promise to arrange a meeting between Arnold and Rosta so that something can be 503 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:24.719 worked out and he can get his money. Elijah is by far the most 504 00:37:24.800 --> 00:37:30.360 charismatic motherfucker in this movie. Oh absolutely easily the most entertaining scene. Yeah, 505 00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:35.119 and Arnold's like, put off your balls and put them in a jaw. 506 00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:37.760 He's like, yeah, you know, I have no need for that. 507 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:42.039 And he's like, I'm a holy man, what do I for testicles? 508 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:45.719 Yeah, and he's like I'll dig your eyes. He's like, ship, 509 00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:50.239 homie, I'm already blind. Yeah, he's the bads scene he picks 510 00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:52.199 up his glasses and his eyes are all fucking milky and ship. Yeah. 511 00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:58.719 Yeah, no, that was with Arnold and fucking Larry Fishburne. Like that 512 00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:01.519 guy with that little monologue he gave was probably the best like writing in the 513 00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:07.480 whole movie too. Yeah, definitely had the most charisma. Like I would 514 00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.599 almost I don't know, if you got to send your notes, I would 515 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:14.960 almost wonder if he wrote that monologue himself. I was thinking about that because 516 00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:17.599 it's very uh, all the all the writers are white guys. Yeah, 517 00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:22.559 if it was written by one of them, it was probably maybe help hopefully 518 00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.760 helped, I would assume, Yeah, God, I hope so yeah. 519 00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:31.400 I mean that's honestly, like with the sequel Red Don, which it doesn't 520 00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:36.000 even seem like relevant to this movie, I don't know, like I wanted 521 00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:39.239 to see, like the sequel to this one to be about Elijah or even 522 00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:44.320 like the third one read with like Bruce Willis and shit like that. I 523 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:46.119 don't know what that had to do with this either, but like I wanted 524 00:38:46.119 --> 00:38:52.119 to see, like what happened after misunderstanding that's actually a prequel because Red Red 525 00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:57.880 heat Red Don. That makes sense, But like even I don't know what 526 00:38:57.920 --> 00:38:59.719 they had to do with it, But I thought they would be like what 527 00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:02.000 happens when Arnold gets back to Russia? That would be like the sequel, 528 00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:05.840 but and say it's about a bunch of fucking kids in like Ohio or something. 529 00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:08.440 Gotta figure, right, I don't know. And movies are weird these 530 00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:15.400 days. Let's see. Oh, so next, Arnold and Belushi are on 531 00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:21.519 their way to go visit Gina Gershaan because she visited Rosta in prison, the 532 00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:25.559 actress. They're visiting actress Tina Gershon. Where we going next? We're going 533 00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:31.519 to go visit actress Tina Gershon. That's awesome, Okay, sorry, she 534 00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:37.360 was a thing in the late eighties. I had no idea. So they 535 00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.320 go visit her. They find out that she married Rosta so that he could 536 00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:45.280 get his travel visa, and then while he was in jail, she was 537 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:50.360 sent to his hotel room to grab his passport and the other half of that 538 00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:52.679 one hundred dollars bill from earlier that he needs for like the drug deal. 539 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:58.320 Did they already mention that he needs that for the drug deal? They did 540 00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:02.000 again, And that was in my little spiel earlier about trying to condense the 541 00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:07.440 entire plot down into like three sets, but basically, he tore one hundred 542 00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:09.480 dollars bill in half. He gave half to the one of the clean head 543 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:14.599 dudes, and they both need to present them to finish the drug deal. 544 00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:20.039 Arnold then decides that they're gonna stake out Gershan so that she can lead them 545 00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:25.719 to Roasta. Arnold mingles with the locals. Yeah. No, two things 546 00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:30.199 about this one. I don't know why in these movies, like just fucking 547 00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:37.000 randos want to just fuck with six foot two two and fifty pound, Yeah, 548 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.840 with the most square jowed individual that they've ever seen, like tree t 549 00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:44.880 man like Arnold, you know, just like hey, he's like the guy's 550 00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:46.880 like five eight, you know, one sixty, and he's like, I 551 00:40:47.000 --> 00:40:51.000 got a baseball bat. It's like, look at this fucking guy. Dude, 552 00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:52.800 you're gonna hit him with a baseball bat. You're gonna hurt your hand. 553 00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:57.840 You have like batting gloves, like and if everybody's played baseball and they 554 00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.440 like hit, you know, he hit the ball. That fucking hurts, 555 00:41:01.280 --> 00:41:06.320 Like I imagine that's what hitting Arnold's like. But also that he doesn't he 556 00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:09.280 shows no fear when the guy's threatening him, like no, no, hesit 557 00:41:09.519 --> 00:41:13.400 like nothing, like, Okay, this guy might be kind of crazy, 558 00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:16.239 but I'm invested in it. I might as well keep going, yeah, 559 00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:22.360 just because I want this parking spot. Like Also, they cut out to 560 00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.159 a slightly wider shot. There is so much room in front of him, 561 00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:29.039 behind that car on the curve for him. That's why he called him, 562 00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:30.719 That's why like labeled him. He just seems like a mugger, like I 563 00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:37.199 just mugging him, right, or he's just ship that's his that's his uh 564 00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:39.519 in front of his peace right. Yes, he says he lives up there, 565 00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.880 that that's his spot. He says, you either got to move, 566 00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:46.239 cough up fifty bucks, or I'm gonna smash your car. Yeah, so 567 00:41:46.360 --> 00:41:50.159 I guess he's just trying to shake him down. Yeah. But also, 568 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:52.719 okay, so if you're trying to shake somebody down, you'd be like, 569 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:55.719 hey, mother, all right, you're cool man like me, like this 570 00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:02.079 fucking person literally anybody else one type of that wearing a uniform like some sort 571 00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:07.840 of some sort of like military uniform. Yeah. Also, when they're sticking 572 00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:13.480 out, Jim Blushy talks about beating off a lot and that's so mature, 573 00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:17.039 like be a professional man, like you don't see you don't see us talking 574 00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:22.320 about that, and we're a comedy podcast, Like that's just so childish. 575 00:42:23.239 --> 00:42:27.519 It was also an odd choice to keep the bruise on Arnold's face for the 576 00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:31.119 rest of the film, like it is in such a distracting place. Yeah, 577 00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:34.400 I mean, it was just weird because usually, like any other movie, 578 00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:37.000 it would be on there or it wouldn't be as like prominent, and 579 00:42:37.119 --> 00:42:38.679 it kind of like it's weird because it kind of looks like like he was 580 00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:43.199 like kissed by a lipstick wearing giant or something like that. It's just like 581 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:46.000 this mark across his face. It looks like lipstick. Let's see. So 582 00:42:46.159 --> 00:42:51.000 Arnold mingles with the locals while Blue She grabs some food. When Gershan gets 583 00:42:51.039 --> 00:42:54.920 into a taxi, Arnold and Belushi follow At the expense of Belushi's reproductive health, 584 00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:00.280 he spills coffee on his balls. Roold sort of have like a quick 585 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:06.800 conversation about socialism, which basically ends with Arnold saying that China got rid of 586 00:43:06.840 --> 00:43:13.320 their drug dealers with a mass shooting them all mass public execution, and Belushi 587 00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.320 points out that the politicians would never go for it in America, and Arnold's 588 00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:22.559 like shoot them first. So it was just an interesting approach to the whole 589 00:43:22.599 --> 00:43:27.920 fish out of water trubs that they're doing because they still have his character misunderstanding 590 00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:32.480 like seemingly everyday situations. But usually when the foreign character reminisces about his home 591 00:43:32.559 --> 00:43:37.000 country, it isn't. It's because like he misses the food or his friends 592 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:40.119 and family, not the unregulated use of police brutality. So like he's like, 593 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:45.719 just really missed that way I can harass who if I wanted at home. 594 00:43:45.920 --> 00:43:49.920 I don't know. It reminded me of that old Yakov Smirnoff joke, 595 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:53.480 you know where he's like, in America, you film corrupt police, but 596 00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:58.039 in mother Russia, corrupt police film you being shot in back of head. 597 00:43:58.039 --> 00:44:01.440 Why family watches like you know that? Yea, you could turn a joke, 598 00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:06.639 jesus. Yeah, man, it was just the eighties. Everybody thought 599 00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:09.559 drug dealers deserve to die. Like that's just like it was. It's open 600 00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:14.960 and shutcase. I guess, fucking Reagan eighties. And I don't want to 601 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:17.280 get too deep into it, but the war on drugs is a fucking disaster, 602 00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:21.679 and yeah, you would do. You would do well to not pay 603 00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:24.320 attention to any of the politics in this movie because they fucking suck. Yeah. 604 00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:29.039 Yeah, and it's just like they are so without nuance. Its crazy. 605 00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:32.639 Yeah. And like Belushi's just like like casually like yeah, like police 606 00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:37.880 should be able to do that, and like drug dealers and drug he was 607 00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:39.840 like, I look, I would love to shoot a bunch of people in 608 00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:44.119 the back of my head, but the politicians won't go for it. Yeah, 609 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.039 and then shoot the politicians. Yeah, and like it's not just drug 610 00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:52.480 dealers, like drug users too, Like yeah, that's a fucking my god. 611 00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:57.119 Did you guys think that Belushi might have been kind of more liberal leaning 612 00:44:57.159 --> 00:44:59.920 before this movie? And he was like, you know what, you can 613 00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:01.599 making a good point here. I would agree with you, except like one 614 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:06.079 of the only things he's kind of liberal about as he loves weed. Oh 615 00:45:06.199 --> 00:45:09.679 does he like Yeah, he's he's super heavy into weed. One last thing 616 00:45:10.440 --> 00:45:15.480 yep, buck Ronald Reagan yep, rotten in hell piece of shit. Yes, 617 00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:21.039 definitely. Uh so uh. From this point, they follow the taxi 618 00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:24.960 into a parking garage where they are ambushed by heavily armed gang members. Arnold 619 00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:30.599 makes Blushi pocket The key then goes to talk to Rosa in private as a 620 00:45:30.679 --> 00:45:31.760 gun is held to Blue. She's head, you know what, I will 621 00:45:31.800 --> 00:45:37.000 say that Blue, she really nailed that racist cop stereotype. But if you're 622 00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:40.639 gonna have your character say something fucking blatantly racist, at least try to write 623 00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:45.920 some clever dialogue for it. Because like, I like his like pro basketball 624 00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:49.239 team, like I suppose like the pro basketball team thing, like, because 625 00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:50.960 that's what he says. He's like, Oh, we've got a pro basketball 626 00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:52.400 team coming at us, because it's like a bunch of like fucking black dudes 627 00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:55.119 that are like that are coming at them. It does sound like the type 628 00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:59.920 of ti dash joke that a racial insensitive cop would make. So like, 629 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:04.719 I guess that's going for authenticity. I don't know. It's just like I 630 00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:07.559 don't know it did. The character already was annoying me, and then I 631 00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:10.800 just like they just like start piling on to make him seem like a piece 632 00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:15.320 of ship. Yeah, And it wasn't like they were lined up. I 633 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.559 mean it's like, oh, he's a center, power forward, small force. 634 00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:22.880 Yeah, yeah, like they are. They weren't like all an incredibly 635 00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:29.480 tall. It was just it seemed like, yeah, just because they're because 636 00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.920 they're black. Yeah, yeah, it's just I don't know, like it's 637 00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:37.320 like a real life I would complain about the lazy writing, but if we 638 00:46:37.360 --> 00:46:42.719 stopped to complaine writing every time there's ladies writing, this podcast would never end. 639 00:46:43.599 --> 00:46:45.800 So so Arnold did give the key to Victor dur in their meeting. 640 00:46:46.119 --> 00:46:51.800 Nope, nope, no, didn't give him. Okay, so what any 641 00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:53.920 idea what the point of the little exchange between Arnold and Victor was, because 642 00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:59.960 that's my literal. Next note is that Arnold and Rosta now have a completely 643 00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:06.159 pointless conversation where Roasta tries to bribe Arnold, but Arnold of course refuses, 644 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:09.199 and then nothing happens. Yea, I was, honestly, I'm honestly asking 645 00:47:09.239 --> 00:47:12.360 me because I was looking forward to watching this movie before we watched it, 646 00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:15.320 and so I really wanted to, like, I wanted to like this movie, 647 00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:16.519 and I wanted it to be good as I'm going in there. But 648 00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:20.840 on my second watch, I just started noticing more and more scenes that could 649 00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:22.840 have been fucking cut. There was no like, I don't know, in 650 00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:28.119 what world you thought that cop was gonna go for bribe? Yeah, they've 651 00:47:28.119 --> 00:47:30.760 already made him seem like such like a hard ass let by the book, 652 00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:34.719 like, and what the fuck is Arnold's plan? Does Arnold think he's going 653 00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.519 to convince Rosta to turn himself in? Because I'm what the fuck are you? 654 00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:40.960 That's even dumber. I just didn't get the It was just like, 655 00:47:42.039 --> 00:47:47.199 okay, well that well, okay. So I think at that point it 656 00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:52.840 was they didn't have a choice. Victor wanted to talk to Arnold to try 657 00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:59.000 and corrupt him, and that was unsuccessful because Arnold is the consummate good guy. 658 00:47:59.559 --> 00:48:02.840 But the real problem with the scene is you're speaking English, like ninety 659 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:07.559 percent of the time Russian? True, Why the fuck are they talking English? 660 00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:09.119 He speaks a tiny bit of Russian at the very beginning, and then 661 00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:13.280 they switch over to English. They want to practice like they're in America, 662 00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:15.840 like they want to practice their English. That's true. And they know that 663 00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:19.920 the person. They know that the other person's not going to judge him for 664 00:48:20.079 --> 00:48:22.360 any mistakes that they make, because you know, they're like, oh, 665 00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.679 you're learning, you learn, No, keep going, you're learning, you 666 00:48:24.760 --> 00:48:29.199 know, very fair enough. True. As far as getting rid of stuff, 667 00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:31.760 I guess you can get rid of a whole chunk with Junker Sewan too. 668 00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:37.280 So yeah, well again, I'll say it later, but I don't 669 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.079 know why she's I mean, the movie's a little over a tight ninety, 670 00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:45.719 it's a tight one oh six. Yeah, they start cutting ship and it's 671 00:48:45.800 --> 00:48:50.320 like it's an episode of TV. So Arnold and a very pissed off Belushi 672 00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.679 go back to the hospital to talk to the Russian that Belushi shot, but 673 00:48:54.199 --> 00:48:59.719 right as they get there, the Russian is assassinated by another Russian dude, 674 00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:01.960 like a lady nurse. Okay, my only note here was I have no 675 00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:05.559 idea who the dude is that they're visiting the hospital, but I got it 676 00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:07.679 now, So like when I was watching Even the Sun and I was like, 677 00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:12.840 who is this dude? And yeah, okay anyway, and also the 678 00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:19.800 person who's driving Gina Gershaan was the Yeah it was it was a victor's assistant. 679 00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:23.519 Yeah. So Arnold and Belushi chase after the nurse. Belushi gets a 680 00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:28.960 clean shot, but then Gershan steps in the way for some reason, some 681 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:32.159 reason, for no fucking apparent reason, giving the nurse enough time to pull 682 00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:37.719 his gun and graze Belushi with a bullet. But then Arnold shows up and 683 00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:40.760 shoots the nurse through several panes of glass. And I like Blushy's line at 684 00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:45.440 the end when he's looking over the shot up nurse slash Victor's assistant because he's 685 00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:49.119 like, ah, what the hell he's a guy, but he sees it 686 00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.800 says it in such like a disappointed way, which was strange because I couldn't 687 00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:53.840 tell a few minute and like a, what the hell he's a guy? 688 00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:58.079 And I only like shooting women women sort of way or like or like, 689 00:49:58.280 --> 00:49:59.920 what the hell is a guy? And I hit on him. I better 690 00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.480 proposition to the next woman I see. So Danko doesn't come Gary, No, 691 00:50:04.079 --> 00:50:07.679 it's definitely the letter a lot like I mean, as much as i've 692 00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:13.599 ace Ventura, like going back and watching that, it's just like, oh, 693 00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:20.039 like that's so transphobic. I love the idea that the entire time they 694 00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:22.079 were chasing that nurse Belue, she was trying to like hide his heart on 695 00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:28.320 like just desperately, like, oh God, I hope nobody knows that I 696 00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:31.920 have a boner for this lady who's like yelling it or don't shoot her, 697 00:50:32.039 --> 00:50:37.840 don't shoot her. I have a chance, y'all kill the love of my 698 00:50:38.039 --> 00:50:45.000 life. I've never worked in the hospital. I've worked in healthcare in various 699 00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:49.519 other places, but I just can't imagine like a nurse walking into a place 700 00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:52.679 and then immediately trading a patient and it was just like yeah, whatever, 701 00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:55.840 like cool, like yeah, I inject them with stuff like yeah, like 702 00:50:55.960 --> 00:51:00.559 whatever. No, one's just like what the fuck is it? Chick like 703 00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:06.079 yeah, especially since he's probably the tallest nurse in the entire hospital. Looks 704 00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:07.920 like in the dark night when he led walking around the hospital and then he 705 00:51:08.719 --> 00:51:13.159 in his full makeup, but he's got the mask on and he walks into 706 00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:19.280 the room with uh fucking two facet and like Erica looks at him, but 707 00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:22.639 he doesn't recognize him until he pulls the mask down. Yeah, the way 708 00:51:22.719 --> 00:51:27.639 it's edited like, it's hilarious because it looks like he has no idea it's 709 00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:30.039 the joker. And then he pulls the mask off and he flips. That's 710 00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.559 like, oh my god, you he was like, whoa, how did 711 00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:37.119 you guys weren't paint on his face? Yeah, I mean, good thing 712 00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:39.559 he noticed the heavy eye makeup that he had on. Yeah, good thing 713 00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:44.679 fucking two faced and survived at COVID because he would have been like, oh 714 00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:45.840 my god, who are you. It's like, dude, I'm your wife. 715 00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:52.599 Like kick back, I'm just wearing a fucking mask face blindness. Yeah, 716 00:51:53.880 --> 00:51:58.239 it's like, well he was. He was the district attorney too, 717 00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:01.400 and he's just like the judge and everything, So who are you get on 718 00:52:01.559 --> 00:52:06.079 the car? It's like, dude, I'm the fucking judge, all right, 719 00:52:06.159 --> 00:52:07.920 and that's going to do it for part one of our Red Heat summary, 720 00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:10.360 stay tuned for part two, which will be out in just a couple 721 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:14.679 of days. 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