WEBVTT 1 00:00:31.640 --> 00:00:35.719 Hello, want to welcome to another episode of the Fuck Is This Podcast? 2 00:00:35.719 --> 00:00:40.679 Call again? Jeffres bizarre adventure. My brain, my brain. I just 3 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:45.079 woke up. I literally just got up. I was sleep at nine o'clock. 4 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:49.719 Yees, good morning, good morning. Was it a continuous sleep time 5 00:00:49.840 --> 00:00:54.520 or no? It was I was up every two hours? It was somehow 6 00:00:54.520 --> 00:00:58.320 I woke up feeling even worse than when I went to sleep. I get 7 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:02.920 the four a MS or I just wake up four am? Hey. Yeah. 8 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:06.159 If I wake up between five and seven, I'm cooked. I can't 9 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:11.319 I can't go back. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. We are 10 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:15.239 joined as always by John Okay, your firepatchbor to more. It's fantastic to 11 00:01:15.239 --> 00:01:19.359 be here, Thank you for being here. We're joined by the sleep Queen 12 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:26.799 Lucy. Hello, Hello, woke up this morning? Oh look looking extremely 13 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:32.439 extremely rested. In fairness, I'm actually really not because of the aforementioned tummy 14 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:36.319 troubles that he was talking to you guys about. Don't have dairy kids. 15 00:01:36.319 --> 00:01:42.560 It's not worth it in America. We're also joined by Jeff Backlaw. Hey, 16 00:01:44.280 --> 00:01:46.840 I'm doing great. Thanks for asking, Tam. It's a lovely day. 17 00:01:46.879 --> 00:01:49.879 It's a lovely podcast. Lovely to be around lovely friends. What's with 18 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:53.400 the attitude? Yeah, it's weird. That feels weird. You know, 19 00:01:53.480 --> 00:01:59.959 you've really painted yourself into a corner in life. When you're a genuine nice 20 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:07.280 these are met with disbelief. Friends. I just felt presonally that there was 21 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:12.719 perhaps a scornful undertone to the whole thing. Well, the podcast isn't over 22 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:16.599 yet, Bud, so we're just beginning. Who knows what lies before us? 23 00:02:17.199 --> 00:02:22.800 What lies before us is a manga artist house. Oh, John, 24 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:27.840 you about to say something. I can't remember if this is on the podcast, 25 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.439 but Discord last week. But this Chord has changed and you can now 26 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:35.800 have Discord like little emojis next to your name Mine, you guys see mine? 27 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.520 Can you guys see mine? No? We still we did this. 28 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:42.439 We can't see yours? Yeah, can you send a screenshot of what yours 29 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:45.879 is? Because I can only see I can see tam is chilling. Jeff 30 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:51.439 doesn't have one. I'm podcast in with a little microphone and you've got is 31 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:53.400 that a picture of your own face? It's a picture of my face? 32 00:02:53.439 --> 00:03:04.039 And the emotion is John, oh j I want to be well one day 33 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:13.280 when Ireland is allowed to be united with America because everyone wants that, I 34 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:19.759 don't know, come here and enjoy. Oh that's what you meant, Okay, 35 00:03:19.759 --> 00:03:22.280 I thought I thought you meant on like a national level. I did, 36 00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:25.280 but I also and I also mean like you need some kind of up 37 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:30.039 situation where a lot of balloons and you left Ireland and you kind of bring 38 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:31.080 it over, bring it over to the West Coast. I don't think the 39 00:03:31.080 --> 00:03:37.439 East Coast deserves Ireland. I think we have it what We're so much better 40 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:39.960 and you don't even get to claim a coast. Get out of here. 41 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:44.960 The problem with East Coast is everyone in the East Coast, especially New York, 42 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:49.080 claims or Boston claims the Irish. Everyone's like, I'm Irish, I'm 43 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:53.680 Irish. Everyone thinks I'm Irish. The most to me that you're not people 44 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:59.520 pretending to be Irish. Leave the Irish pretends to be Irish, so oh 45 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:03.680 my boy. Yeah, like when when I go to America and there people 46 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:08.159 are like where are you from, and I'm like, I'm just Smartland and 47 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:12.080 they're like I'm Irish, and it's like yeah, but I know a lot 48 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:15.000 of Irish people. So maybe that's why I just like, don't see the 49 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:20.959 LARPing as Irish, right, But I've got Irish friends, I mean all 50 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:24.879 my most A lot of my friends in New Jersey are like, you know, 51 00:04:25.000 --> 00:04:29.800 cops and firefighters. And guess what, they're all Irish from you know, 52 00:04:29.959 --> 00:04:32.279 we we did this, they're they're from. Jeff, you just did 53 00:04:32.399 --> 00:04:38.279 the thing that the rest of us are criticizing. I'm not this is not 54 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:41.759 me. I come back to Ireland all the time, and they don't. 55 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:44.160 They talk about they have family there. Still, I don't know what do 56 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:47.160 you want from me? Everyone from here is Italian or Irish. I don't 57 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:50.040 know what to tell you. That is what happened, That's how it netted 58 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:55.160 out. What part of from part of Italy? I don't know if I 59 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.079 don't know, wait so hang on what so what? You you're Italian? 60 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:05.120 Me? I don't know what do you I'm I'm I'm like a little Turkish, 61 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:13.879 a little Austrian and like. But also many generations did you learn this 62 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:17.399 from doing twenty three? And me? No? Learn this from family family 63 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:24.480 members by asking them before they died, okay, like right as they were 64 00:05:24.519 --> 00:05:30.279 dying, hold on, hold on my Turkish I've got I've got a family 65 00:05:30.319 --> 00:05:33.519 tree We've got family tree done. That's cool. Yeah, it goes by 66 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:39.480 to the sixteen hundreds, which is cool. Whoa see that doush. Yeah, 67 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:43.519 that Dutch on my dad's side. All Dutch, the Dutch. You 68 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:46.120 cool. I like the Dutch. Love. I'm a fan of the Dutch. 69 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.800 What can I say? Got some great food, got your own marshal 70 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:54.399 art, It's great. Yep, let's go to the manga artist house. 71 00:05:54.439 --> 00:06:00.680 Pot two begins with a under koachure going back to Rohan's house, Rohan being 72 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:05.000 the manga artist, and he is still if you forgot, currently under the 73 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:16.720 influence of Heaven's Door, and he's visiting. Thanks Axel. I was going 74 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:19.439 to say, just because because we mentioned Rohan here, I just want to 75 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:30.399 give a shout out to Burns Rest big man. He's there. He's visiting 76 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:36.399 Rohan rest in peace. Ko decides a Rohan rest in Peace is he sees 77 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:42.560 him finishing a drawing of a page, and he's very, very shocked at 78 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:46.439 how quickly Rohan rest in Peace claims he's going to do this. I'm still 79 00:06:46.439 --> 00:06:51.120 saying rest in peace now just too much so. Also the state too soon, 80 00:06:51.199 --> 00:06:59.319 too soon, And Rohan says that he's able to finish basically, or 81 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:02.480 the is should take a mangoca much longer than he's able to do it to 82 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:09.000 finish these pages. And he says it's because he's he's been inspired by Koichi's 83 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:14.040 life, which, if you forgot from last episode, he read by using 84 00:07:14.079 --> 00:07:17.680 his stand on Koichi and then opening him up like a book and ripping pages 85 00:07:17.720 --> 00:07:23.759 out. That's right, folks, that's exactly right. That's exactly what happened. 86 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:28.319 That feel good he was And he says like he lost like twenty kilograms 87 00:07:28.399 --> 00:07:30.560 or something, didn't He like every time he takes pages out of his book, 88 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:32.480 he loses weight. And I'm just like, hey, I've got some 89 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:36.839 I've got some lore. I'm not using. It's just animeo zampic is what 90 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:42.879 that is. It's just high high stock paper. So is it implied that 91 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:48.680 is it implied that this is like Rohan's stands or is it like he's just 92 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:56.319 really good at drawing mag Yeah, so I think his stand is intimately tied 93 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:01.680 to his mang his manga artistry. Suppose it shows itself in the way that 94 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:07.720 he can read people like books and literally turn their skin into pages. I 95 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:15.319 think that I can do And now now we're learning that he can like write 96 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:22.040 stories that change people's behaviors, and he can also like really just use a 97 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:26.319 fountain pen real efficiently and quickly, like really just no, kind of like 98 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:30.920 that's kind of my question is like is a nib master is but is the 99 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:33.639 nibbing is that a stand or is he just no? I think the manual 100 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:39.200 labor part of it is just him. Yeah, No, he doesn't have 101 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:43.679 like a green aura around it. Is that? Why? No? I 102 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.279 don't I would agree with that, yeah, kind of, but also like 103 00:08:46.360 --> 00:08:54.480 it doesn't. He specifically says he uses his stand to read people, and 104 00:08:54.519 --> 00:09:00.279 I don't think most other stands have like a secondary like passive boost on it 105 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:07.399 he uses. That's true. Chi like watches him draw and he's like two 106 00:09:07.399 --> 00:09:11.720 feet away from him, and he's just screaming at him. He's just like, 107 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:18.960 how are you doing this? You're so talented. I found out to 108 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:22.799 be a bit weird, a bit a bit of a weird way to compliment 109 00:09:22.840 --> 00:09:24.080 an artist, is what I mean. I mean, like, you know, 110 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:28.120 I've been to fighting game tournaments where you know, people are losing their 111 00:09:28.120 --> 00:09:31.639 minds with someone playing really well. Yeah, I guess that's fair, but 112 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:35.559 scream, I guess the solution there, Jeff would maybe like to just maybe 113 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:39.440 get out a little more and just kind of sort of, you know, 114 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:43.360 experience life and stuff like that. Okay, I'll make that a priority. 115 00:09:45.200 --> 00:09:50.159 Yeah. Good. So he's he's shocked at how quickly he's able to put 116 00:09:50.159 --> 00:09:56.399 this new chapter of A Mango together, and then realizes that he's using a 117 00:09:56.440 --> 00:10:03.080 stand to do it again. And Rohan is planning to just keep pulling from 118 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:09.320 Koichi to to fuel the inspiration behind his manga. Has basically become his muse 119 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:16.879 in a lot of ways. And then there's a doorbell ring and Koch goes 120 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:24.399 downstairs to to find out who's there, and it's Joski Onsu, and Koichi 121 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:30.080 is basically going to use this opportunity to ask for their help. When he 122 00:10:30.120 --> 00:10:35.919 tries to do that, we learned that there's Rohan has written in a safety 123 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:43.799 feature almost to ensure that Koichi is unable to warn them about him being in 124 00:10:43.919 --> 00:10:48.080 danger, which which means that they kind of he's very pleasant to them, 125 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:52.039 and they're very pleasant back, and then they part ways and they're like, 126 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:54.440 okay, we're just checking to make sure you're not in trouble. Well, 127 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:58.120 is like, I was just checking to make sure you're not with all girl, 128 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:01.159 which is kind of weird. Yeah, He's like we can't be having 129 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.879 that, you know. And then and then they're like okay, by I 130 00:11:03.919 --> 00:11:07.519 see you at school and then they leave, which is like one of those 131 00:11:09.120 --> 00:11:13.679 horror movie moments where it's like someone is almost close to saving the victim and 132 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:20.159 you're like, you're almost there, and then they befit this entire sequence. 133 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:22.960 I fucking love I think, yeah, so great, this whole thing's great 134 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:30.600 until one part like shoots the pen out of the ink and it just slashes 135 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:35.679 in the perfect shape. Great, what dear God, like just just insane. 136 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:41.960 I love it. Yeah, No, Rohan's awesome. I really so 137 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:46.200 good. And I love how like Cooch just goes downstairs to answer the door 138 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:48.600 and he's just like whatever, I'm just gonna sit up here in my study, 139 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:54.559 keep doing what I'm doing because I got you. No. I love 140 00:11:54.600 --> 00:12:01.120 that every time Kuchi's little face flaps open. Yeah, that that's not the 141 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:07.159 best, but yes it's gross. Coach Is goes back upstairs for the studio 142 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:09.960 and he's lamenting the fact that he's he tried to tell them that he was 143 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.679 he needed help but was unable to so he's not completely clear on what's going 144 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:20.600 on. And he's back in the studio. And then the at the window 145 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:28.519 above Rohan's drawing table his work work desk. Okay, who just appears. 146 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:33.840 He's like climbed up the side of the house and and appears and normal behavior 147 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:37.759 by the way, I'm just gonna climb up like hello. Yeah, just 148 00:12:37.799 --> 00:12:45.159 like a like the neighbor on a sitcom nineties move. Yeah, yeah, 149 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:50.120 Sam, you know, like from Clarissa, Yeah, trying, Yeah, 150 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:56.919 wed weird Clarissa, but we knew him more from a Sabrina after Yeah. 151 00:12:56.360 --> 00:13:01.600 Yeah, that was the big one. Yeah, that was so they noticed 152 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.279 that he was in trouble or realized he was in trouble because they noticed that 153 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:09.600 he had a cut on his hand and it was kind of not treated. 154 00:13:09.840 --> 00:13:13.679 Well, that's that's convenient. Yeah, we we noticed that too when he 155 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:16.639 went downstairs to visit him at the door, right, that was there? 156 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:22.919 Yeah, continuity, You mean you didn't notice that. I noticed the bow 157 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:26.519 and arrow, Jeff notice that the Yeah, yeah, me and Lucy had 158 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:31.960 regular conversations about we're keeping that pretty quiet. We were making we will make 159 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.759 it Reddit post to be like, Yo, she saw this bow and arrow. 160 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:37.679 I think this is going to be something big. Yo. I saw 161 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:43.720 half a frame of a bow and arrow interlaced. There's a separate discord server 162 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:50.159 for talking abouts. You don't notice. Oh shit, crow Brows, bring 163 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:58.159 it back, crow Rows. Yeah. So Rohan manages to transform Oksu into 164 00:13:58.200 --> 00:14:01.879 a book because he's like super far and then but he just kind of gets 165 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:09.120 the slinky treatment, doesn't he yea a very different book, slinky book. 166 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:13.799 I love that. I was like, why is Okay said just not a 167 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:16.919 book? He's just sort of like, you know, paper that's been rolled 168 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:20.799 up. Yeah, he's like a newspaper. I thought that was so funny. 169 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:26.240 I was like, what's happening. You're just a streamer, you know, 170 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:31.159 You're just like this like paper streamer. It was like a twitch streamer. 171 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:33.559 No, no, no, he just knows that he has no interest 172 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:37.039 in learning from Okay. It's like, I don't need it to be a 173 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:41.120 page book. Yeah, you're you're just the flyer. Yeah, you're just 174 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:48.440 the pamphlet. And then Rohan also draws attention to the fact that he knows 175 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:52.919 that Joe Skit is waiting behind the door to the room and he's like goading 176 00:14:54.000 --> 00:15:01.080 him. He talks to it, then turns his attention to suit and starts 177 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:09.519 doing this weird monologue about what Joska could do next to try and like psych 178 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:11.960 him out, and his whole thing is like, you could try this, 179 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:16.559 but then I would do this, So he's like he's he's goulding him, 180 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:22.000 but he's also like taking the piss out of him. And then joe Ski 181 00:15:22.200 --> 00:15:31.279 eventually decides to act when Rohan threatens to set on fire or make set himself 182 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:35.919 on fire, so Josk decides the only option is to just do a direct 183 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:41.559 attack, but do it with his eyes closed. Ye. The reasoning, 184 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:46.960 Yeah, the reasoning being if if he doesn't see the stand and Rohan, 185 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:52.919 he can't be impacted by it, So he's he's running around with his eyes 186 00:15:52.919 --> 00:16:03.600 closed towards Rohan, and Rohan uses Koichi's knowledge of Joski and taught him about 187 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:08.080 what else what his hair? Can We talk about this moment and how there's 188 00:16:08.120 --> 00:16:14.240 like a clock timer and how it just takes forever h and it's meant to 189 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:18.840 be like a split second. There's a couple of choices at the climax of 190 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:23.799 this where I'm just like, Okay, that's that's weird. What you expecting 191 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:30.480 a hair origin story. I was not expecting the hair origins. I know 192 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:33.679 I have a lot, I have a lot to say about the hair origin 193 00:16:33.759 --> 00:16:37.480 story, but I just want to make sure that we're there. I I 194 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:42.320 was talking. I was talking about the marathon to running across the marathon, 195 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:47.120 sprint across the room that seemed to take half an hour, and they try 196 00:16:47.159 --> 00:16:48.960 and make it out like it's two seconds, but then they stopped the two 197 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:52.679 second timer and it's still going. And then after the two seconds are up, 198 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:56.480 he's like, I gotta read something. I gotta read this, I 199 00:16:56.559 --> 00:17:00.960 gotta read something. Now is like, he's not the most athletic the same 200 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:07.039 now, Yeah, so we're not. The hair origin story is coming up. 201 00:17:07.079 --> 00:17:11.440 But at this point, he he's using the hair taking the piss out 202 00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:15.119 of his hair to try and make him open his eyes. And we've seen 203 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:18.920 in the past that jos It gets very upset when people take the piss out 204 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:25.559 of his hair. And the plan for Rohan backfires pretty badly because instead of 205 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:30.079 opening his eyes, Joska goes into that blind rage he goes into when people 206 00:17:30.119 --> 00:17:36.240 take the piss out of his hair, and he just starts destroying everything and 207 00:17:36.279 --> 00:17:42.480 he punches Rohan and knocks him into a bookshelf. I think it is behind 208 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:48.000 him. Yep, Okay, this is all really dumb. But that punched 209 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:52.680 through the paper. Oh yeah, that's cool. Yeah, but we're but 210 00:17:52.799 --> 00:18:00.680 you're right, we're in dumb town now. It's gmorial, right, well 211 00:18:00.720 --> 00:18:10.000 played Rohan asks after and beating up, He's like, you know, he's 212 00:18:10.599 --> 00:18:11.680 looking at his wounds and he's like, why you're so mad about this? 213 00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:18.759 Well, you have to be mad. And uh Koichi for some reason decides 214 00:18:18.799 --> 00:18:22.920 to tell the story about his hair, and do they explain why he knows 215 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:29.200 about this? This kind of like, yeah, I've heard things, and 216 00:18:29.240 --> 00:18:33.680 I'm adding my own flavor to the story. Yeah, but I feel like 217 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:37.319 we're also glossing a little bit over the fact that like the whole thing, 218 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:41.680 right with Rohan is is people like reading the comic, right, like reading 219 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:48.640 the manga. And then Jo's eyes obviously open up right at the end there, 220 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:52.079 and then there're just but he still lands the paunch, right, and 221 00:18:52.119 --> 00:18:59.519 then we're all just like he's so mad, I know, Yeah, it's 222 00:18:59.559 --> 00:19:03.359 just and now we've met the mayor of Dumtown. And now we've and now 223 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:07.920 we just did you just call me the mayor of dumbtown? Jeff, No, 224 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:11.279 you're not the mayor. Maybe a constituent, but you're not the mayor. 225 00:19:11.200 --> 00:19:15.119 Okay, anyway, it's really hurtful. Yeah, I would never I 226 00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:22.079 would never say something hurtful to you, Jeff. That's accept in the Crowbro 227 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:26.519 Slack. That's oh but yeah, but Jeff's never going to see that. 228 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:33.680 It's so mean. I hate that more than anything. So it's not like 229 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:38.119 it's not like it it's just for me time and Lucy, Like, it's 230 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:44.240 not about excluding you. If you wanted, you could come into the Crowbro 231 00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:48.240 Slack and we can just go make another one. It's on slack. It's 232 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:51.559 you know, it's a it's a it's a Twitter space, it's a discord 233 00:19:51.559 --> 00:19:53.000 group. It's it's just a little reddit. We have a little community. 234 00:19:53.200 --> 00:19:56.640 Actually, you know what, none of this is important. It's a multinational 235 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:03.799 company. Okay, feel better. It sounds like genuinely upset. No, 236 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:07.279 not upset. This is not me upset. I'm just you know, thinking 237 00:20:07.319 --> 00:20:11.839 about stuff, very red. I'm always red. What do you mean? 238 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:18.079 So when Josk was four years old. He got sick on the and he 239 00:20:18.160 --> 00:20:22.480 got sick, and then on the way to the hospital, his he and 240 00:20:22.559 --> 00:20:26.640 his mom who's driving him to the hospital gets stuck in a blizzard. So 241 00:20:27.240 --> 00:20:33.079 Joe k is on death story. It seems like and they can't get to 242 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:37.400 the hospital because of the blizzard. But as it seems like the all I 243 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:41.920 hope has lost a mysterious student with the pompadoor style hairstyle that we know, 244 00:20:42.319 --> 00:20:48.079 Joe Rocks rocks up and he looks like he's is at his ass beat, 245 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:51.759 he's been in a fight. He's like bleeding, he's not looking in good 246 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:55.720 shape. And he's like, I hope you push this car, just don't 247 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:57.680 stop once you get a little bit of traction, just go book it and 248 00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:03.319 don't you know, don't come back for me. So's he's martyring himself to 249 00:21:03.319 --> 00:21:07.279 get this woman and child to the to the hospital. That the implication that 250 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:10.960 this guy is going to die. I don't know if he's going to die, 251 00:21:11.079 --> 00:21:12.960 but it's just like, you know, he makes it seem like leave 252 00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:18.279 me out here in this blizzard, Yeah, save yourself. So that's jos 253 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:23.680 right, like he's been sent back in time by the world different, he's 254 00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:27.759 a different guy. Yeah, to save these if we call that a paradox, 255 00:21:29.119 --> 00:21:34.119 and we can't be having that too much sense. This show is air 256 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:38.920 tight when it comes to time travel problems and allegations and whatnot. We cannot 257 00:21:40.000 --> 00:21:45.279 be having Jo going back. Oh okay, I'm looking at John, but 258 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:52.279 John's mute himself. So John's hands to just not okay, talk okay, 259 00:21:52.599 --> 00:21:57.200 just don't don't say okay, but no, we we have I have to 260 00:21:57.279 --> 00:22:02.200 talk about this. The world will because the world's in because he remembers that 261 00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:10.000 the world at some time. Oh my god, the world this whole time, 262 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:15.880 the world. Okay, but like Joe gets sent back in time by 263 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:19.359 Joe Trow, there's something in the town. Because Jeff, did you watch 264 00:22:19.359 --> 00:22:22.960 the new intro? This new intro? I did. It's a good song. 265 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:27.720 I like that, it's real good. I didn't watch it the second 266 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:32.279 time because you know, time's money, but I watched it the first time 267 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:33.759 and it was good. It's a good song. Okay, Okay. Look, 268 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:40.279 here's the thing. So the thing you guys are wondering is what is 269 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:45.200 the explanation for this scene. There's so many weird specific details. Why does 270 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:49.720 the guy in it look exactly like Joe's? Why? Why does? Why 271 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:55.519 does it matter that it takes place at the exact time that the STARTUS Crusaders 272 00:22:55.519 --> 00:22:59.200 are fighting Deo in Egypt? They get so specific, They're just like, 273 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:04.559 remember the thing, remember all that? Anyway, So I am going to 274 00:23:04.599 --> 00:23:07.680 reveal what it means. I just okay, no, no, no, 275 00:23:07.720 --> 00:23:12.279 because it probably means nothing, right, No, no, no, no, 276 00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:15.240 no, no, Lucy, have you been paying attention? I feel 277 00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:18.240 like more often than that, John is guilty of ruining things for you and 278 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:22.440 I. I don't get I don't feel ruined, though, Oh I feel 279 00:23:22.519 --> 00:23:26.440 ruined by him? What did What did I do? Jeff? What I 280 00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:27.160 do? What I ruined? I don't know. I just want to say 281 00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:34.480 that's okay, okay, Jeff, just trust me here. I'm not doing 282 00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:41.400 no choice. I have no choice but to There is no further explanations for 283 00:23:41.599 --> 00:23:51.000 the entire Jojo I wouldn't want any other way. I was like, fuck, 284 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.920 it's either gonna be an amazing time travel thing and they send Joe's game 285 00:23:55.000 --> 00:23:57.559 back in time to save himself. But no, it means nothing. They 286 00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:03.960 they literally show you like a postcard from that season they're like, remember all 287 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:07.400 this shit. Remember I remember this when you were doing the podcast a couple 288 00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:11.960 of months ago, and all that was happening. That's this scene drives me 289 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:18.440 fucking insane. It is one of the most weird, weirdly specific things of 290 00:24:18.519 --> 00:24:23.640 Joe. We never receive another like hint of explanation as to what was going 291 00:24:23.680 --> 00:24:29.039 on there that guy. So for me, I first read this scene in 292 00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:36.759 like twenty fifteen, right, and I am formed. I'm sure other people 293 00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:41.079 had had this theory about what was happening, but I formed this big theory 294 00:24:41.160 --> 00:24:45.920 that had to do with the timeline of JoJo's across like multiple multiple different parts, 295 00:24:45.960 --> 00:24:51.480 and I could see that is just a time at the current part eight. 296 00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:57.000 I could see the stories intersecting. I could see after fucking twenty years 297 00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:03.240 a Raki had basically done this giant fucking plants and payoff. And I was 298 00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:07.400 it's gonna come. I can see what he's doing. I see the matrix. 299 00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.279 This is gonna be like one of the greatest, Like he planted this 300 00:25:11.319 --> 00:25:18.680 story seed twenty years ago and now he's gonna pay it off hard, finishes 301 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:23.920 fucking thing. And I was just like, are you are you serious? 302 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:29.640 Like I love this, are he obsessed with this energy? He m night 303 00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:33.920 shyamalan you. He basically he M night shamal on you. But like rather 304 00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:36.119 than the twist at the end, he just kind of turns around and goes, 305 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:38.160 yeah, no exactly. That's my point. My point is that like 306 00:25:38.319 --> 00:25:41.880 after sixth Sense, all of his twists were sort of like, you know, 307 00:25:42.039 --> 00:25:47.759 not great and the Visit's a good movie? The what the visit? 308 00:25:47.839 --> 00:25:51.720 The one where the parents the grandchildren visit, the oh no, no, 309 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:53.880 no don't, I don't know, well whatever you can, you can say 310 00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:56.079 what it is, but I Visit's a good movie. That's all. Apparently 311 00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.799 he's like maybe back and form, but like the joke being like he just 312 00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:03.440 was getting back at people who wronged him over the years and just that it's 313 00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:10.519 very underwhelming twist. That's deemply upsetting to hear that about Iraqi, But I'm 314 00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:15.400 glad to go okay, not only that in some of the side stories which 315 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:21.920 are not written by Iraqi, but our official JoJo's prodooks, I guess, 316 00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:25.559 I mean canon, what the folk does Kadon mean? In twenty twenty four, 317 00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:33.680 but he someone asks Tomaco his mom about this and She's like, no, 318 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:41.519 I don't remember any any boy. Oh cool. I like that a 319 00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:45.559 lot. And if you think that's leading to an interesting like plot revelation, 320 00:26:45.640 --> 00:26:48.359 now it's not. Nope, cool, great, Look I love all this. 321 00:26:48.680 --> 00:26:59.160 I genuinely like this because to me, it implies intention to be annoying, 322 00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:04.200 and I think that's cool. But intention to what ends like exactly to 323 00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.559 just piss people off. I think that's kind of funny. Oh well, 324 00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:11.000 mission complete. I love it. I love it. I love it. 325 00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:15.079 I just I don't know this bit, this bit, this bit's still like 326 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:22.640 yeah, it reaches inside me and just it just dishovels me in a way 327 00:27:22.680 --> 00:27:26.559 that I I'm not happy about. Well, John, how how often do 328 00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:30.839 I complain about stuff with this program? And I love it? I do 329 00:27:30.759 --> 00:27:37.440 famously, never complain famously never Like that is my bizarre adventure, is how 330 00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:41.160 much I complain about this? And I feel like you just have to live 331 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:44.000 with some stuff, and I'm glad that some of that exists inside you as 332 00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:45.559 well with this with this part of the show, because it's just okay, 333 00:27:45.599 --> 00:27:48.839 look, I'm talking to the to the hardcore Joji of people. Now think 334 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:56.160 about part eight and think about who stars in part eight and think about what 335 00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:00.720 that could mean. It doesn't make sense. Why didn't he Okay, make 336 00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:04.880 it makes sense, makes makes sense. This is the reason. Just imagine 337 00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:10.680 imagine someone watching, imagine someone watching like them build like a lego, a 338 00:28:10.720 --> 00:28:15.119 massive the world's most elaborate piece of lego for like twenty years, and they're 339 00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:18.079 just about to put the final piece into place, and they turn around just 340 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:22.519 go, no, I love it. Oh, that's awesome. This is 341 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:26.039 the reason why Joe s ke gets a very upset when people take the piss 342 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:32.279 out of his hair, because it represents this student that may or not may 343 00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:40.240 not be him from the future, saving him and his mom. So Rohan 344 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:45.799 hears this and is inspired by the story. Again, Rohan is just stealing 345 00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:51.200 everyone's ideas well. Ideas have to come from somewhere. Is it him? 346 00:28:51.240 --> 00:28:56.680 He's the James Summitton or the Jojo verse. It's pretty good, he demons. 347 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.519 He He decides that he's going to and straight his commitment to his work 348 00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:04.680 by writing it all down. So he's got his ass beat and he's still 349 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:10.599 writing down people's lives and details to use in in his stories. And as 350 00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:14.599 he's doing that, Joe Ski reappears and is like, I'm not done beating 351 00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:18.720 the ship out of you. So he carries on beating Rohan and then we 352 00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:26.759 get a little message that says a pink dark boy Rohan's manga is to be 353 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:32.119 put on a hiatus for personal matters. So they didn't kill him, No, 354 00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:37.759 No, our crew never kills anyone, right, So yeah, that's 355 00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:41.759 not true. They killed that that that gorilla ship, did they not? 356 00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:51.680 You mean the orangutan whatever? Also, like, how do they kill that 357 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.000 play badly as well? Yeah? They kill it? Yeah a lot. 358 00:29:56.440 --> 00:29:59.440 How do they like square the whole? Like all right, well, Rohan's 359 00:29:59.559 --> 00:30:03.200 stand is still a thing though, Like the stand is still there if they're 360 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:08.200 gonna let him live and just right, but also well clearly but free he 361 00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:15.319 didn't watch the bloody intro well enough because he's in that. Well you learned 362 00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:18.519 his lesson. Yeah, I feel like you beat someone up well enough if 363 00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:22.960 they're not going to misbehave, right, they're not gonna Yeah, a lot 364 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:32.839 of people in Moroa, yeah, I think especially, but also like it's 365 00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:36.160 a small enough town they're just going to be around and so that's why I 366 00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:38.599 like it. They're all in the thing, Like why is the baby and 367 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.559 why is the baby in? That's the little census with a lot of these 368 00:30:42.599 --> 00:30:48.599 fights is that, uh, they're waiting for Joe Joe Taro to get there 369 00:30:48.640 --> 00:30:52.519 and solve the problem right right now that Jotaro knows these people are threats, 370 00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.720 he's basically being like, if you fuck around again, I'm going to kill 371 00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:02.000 you right now. We we have to take a secon can to just sort 372 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:06.039 of unpack the end there where I think my my problem with the end of 373 00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:15.359 this two parter is like they tell this very interesting and detailed story about Pompadour 374 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:22.640 origins to disguise the fact, to disguise the fact that the way they defeat 375 00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:30.079 Rohannes. It's pretty stupid. It's pretty dumb, but it's wrong that he 376 00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:37.920 was blinded with rage therefore couldn't read the manga. Come on, read have 377 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:44.000 you ever been blinded with rage? I'm sure. Well, I just think 378 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.319 it's like a I just for me, It's like a bad out, that's 379 00:31:47.359 --> 00:31:52.200 all. It's not a great out. The story, the the hair origin 380 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:56.559 story is stronger than the out and well, clearly Jeff doesn't understand the ending. 381 00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:00.119 I will explain it to you off podcast because I don't want to just 382 00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:04.599 keep going over with Okay, that's fair. I'll wait for that. We 383 00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.319 can move on to rat cubes. How would you have ended it? Yeah? 384 00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:10.799 How would you? Damn? What kind of a fucking question is then? 385 00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.799 I mean, you just spent five minutes complaining about the ending. You 386 00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:17.160 go, all right, give me, give me, gimme a week, 387 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:22.039 and I'll come up with something you can get spot on Jeff Jeff's no, 388 00:32:22.200 --> 00:32:25.319 Lucy, let him. Let him next time. Jeff Jeff's bizarre adventure. 389 00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:29.960 Jeff is going to rewrite the ending of the road. I'm going to make 390 00:32:30.000 --> 00:32:34.240 a note. I'm gonna make a well, though this is not we can't 391 00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:37.880 do anything's on the table. We will let you go away and no, 392 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:38.480 we'll let you go way and do this. But I just want to say 393 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:42.559 that if you were in any kind of legitimate crisis, I need you to 394 00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:44.720 know that you can't just say, hey, yo, give me a week, 395 00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:47.359 I'll come back and figure this out. What kind of legitimate crisis is 396 00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:52.480 like writing a story like if you, if you? Jeff, even though 397 00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:58.799 he had to publish a chapter of this every week, but also he agreed 398 00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:01.039 to that cadence. That's not my problem. I'm talking about Joe Ska, 399 00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.400 who's like he's in that moment he has to figure out something to do, 400 00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:09.200 and he's just gonna run blinded by rage. Like he had a split second 401 00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:14.839 that took fifteen minutes. Got it. I know. I'm you used crazy 402 00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:17.599 Diamond to put all the ink back in the pens, right, And he's 403 00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.079 just like, oh you, I've undone the story. I'm looking at your 404 00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:27.960 page. Pop, don't do that shit, man, what's bad? For 405 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:31.400 sixty seconds? Shining Devin fixes things that are broken using a pen and having 406 00:33:31.400 --> 00:33:37.440 the income out doesn't mean it's broken. He deconstructed like him cree. I 407 00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:39.400 hate to say it. I don't. I don't hate that. Yeah, 408 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:43.759 its pretty shut up. No, don't don't give it this guys, love 409 00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:45.799 you guys, Lucy. We're gonna need it. Just embrace the chaos. 410 00:33:45.839 --> 00:33:50.359 We're gonna need a full like I want to see a script next week. 411 00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:53.240 Yeah, oh, I don't know how to write anime scripts. It's the 412 00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:57.440 same as writing and normal script learning here all right, I can I got 413 00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:04.799 a final draft that can fucking final on it, and we will, we 414 00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:12.920 will act out the scene. Yes, can I be Rohan fine, yeah, 415 00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:28.840 obviously, obviously I'll be Joe's then I guess next episode, Let's go 416 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:36.880 hunting. This is another normal episode in the We've Arrived, another another entry 417 00:34:36.880 --> 00:34:43.119 in the Let's Go series that seems to be happening in this part of Jojo 418 00:34:43.280 --> 00:34:50.039 for some reason, Uh Joe. Joe too basically hits up Joe's and like, 419 00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:55.679 I kill a rat and so what he's figured out is or learned is 420 00:34:55.800 --> 00:35:00.239 auto issue from a few episodes back. Confess that he used the bow and 421 00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:07.480 arrow to shoot a rat and the rat survived and legged it. Thus the 422 00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:13.079 rat has a stand. Now, that's that's real. But somehow Palpatine has 423 00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:17.599 returned. Somehow the rat has a stand energy. They show a frame of 424 00:35:17.639 --> 00:35:22.000 the rat with like a huge arrow through its tiny little bot. It's pretty 425 00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:30.239 great. It's pretty much to say the drip on Joe row this episode. 426 00:35:29.079 --> 00:35:36.039 Yeah, it looks literally and figuratively, he's he's a drippy boy. No 427 00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:45.559 oh no, a drippy boy challenges This entire episode is absolutely fucking beautiful. 428 00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:50.159 Like I think this is the beautiful as I think the drawings in this episode 429 00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:53.920 are incredible, Like I think this is. Up till this point, I 430 00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:59.079 would argue that this is the best JoJo's has ever looked in animate for him. 431 00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:07.000 Okay, I find like rats that are more capable than they should be 432 00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:12.320 to be quite scary, sure, splinter terrifying. Yeah. I mean, 433 00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.920 in pretty much every Souls game there's a giant rat and it's always the enemy 434 00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:21.159 that makes me like freak out the most because they're smart. Man, you 435 00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:22.960 know, yeah, it's just it shouldn't. Rats shouldn't be that big. 436 00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:27.559 Why they why are they so big? Do the thing where they can collapse 437 00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:34.159 their lungs to get through stuff. So rats can basically slide underdoors by just 438 00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.800 collapsing their ribcage. That's cool, It's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, 439 00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:42.440 I mean, look, one day they will rise up. We've been experimenting 440 00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.679 on them more than anyone. I feel like, you know, they got 441 00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:49.599 they got to be picking up something during those experiments, Like they're there, 442 00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.000 they're absorbents and knowledge. They have to be discussing it. At the meeting 443 00:36:53.280 --> 00:36:59.480 before the rat hunt begins. Yo, Toro shows Joe how he intends or 444 00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:04.880 they int and to kill this rat being the rat is probably very quick and 445 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:09.199 the method they use is they use a ball bearing and they enhance it using 446 00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:16.119 their stand and then flick it so it's a high speed projectile capable of destroying 447 00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:22.039 anything it connects with. They're shooting cans with it to practice. Joe's care 448 00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:30.559 is pretty confused and not super confident about doing this, and Joe too makes 449 00:37:30.559 --> 00:37:35.400 it worse by saying, if you do this and you don't hit the rat, 450 00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.480 if you don't kill the rat immediately, it's going to be very, 451 00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:42.239 very difficult because that rat will now know that we're trying to kill it and 452 00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:46.239 will probably stay a safe distance away from us, So not helping. Joe's 453 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.199 cares anxiety about using a ball bearing to kill a rat from a distance. 454 00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:57.559 Then they decided to go to this kind of it's like an irrigation canal, 455 00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:04.159 and that is where Joe Tara was told auto she shot the first rat, 456 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.760 and they decided to like have an investigation to do some CSI in the area 457 00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:15.320 to figure out what the what the rat do And it turns out the rat 458 00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:21.320 well, Joe Skid is walking around and Joe Tarras set up like a trap 459 00:38:21.719 --> 00:38:23.400 and cameras and he's like, this is one of those cameras that lets you 460 00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:29.840 see what's being recorded. Okay, and then they spread out to try and 461 00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:34.920 find the rat and Joe finds Jeff, I believe you have a problem. 462 00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:39.519 No, it's not not of it, buddy, It's okay. No, 463 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:45.440 like especially because the payoff never comes either with the camera right and never use 464 00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:47.960 that camera like they do. I mean they do look at footage later, 465 00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:53.639 but it's just sort of like what wait, wait, okay, we're like 466 00:38:53.679 --> 00:38:58.519 a radio shack now. No, it's like it's like the speed Wagon Foundation 467 00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:00.840 has a budget and if they don't hiss it, they don't get it next 468 00:39:00.920 --> 00:39:06.079 year. It's like they're their their their hs A right, Like, oh 469 00:39:06.199 --> 00:39:08.000 so well. I loved a little bit where he's like, why there cheese 470 00:39:08.119 --> 00:39:14.519 in these mouse traps? Yeah, it's Hippa. She's too fancy for us, 471 00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:17.360 Jesuys like Jesus is too good for them. We also skipped over my 472 00:39:17.440 --> 00:39:21.559 favorite line in the entire episode. We all know what that is. I'm 473 00:39:21.559 --> 00:39:29.840 no good with anything that involves balls. No, no, you're all podcast 474 00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:34.280 listener. They're all smiling, and none of them refuse to make a door 475 00:39:34.480 --> 00:39:39.239 laughters out. That's what's happening right now. They're I'm they're lucy just horror 476 00:39:40.079 --> 00:39:45.119 now that we're passing the immatur of this podcast. Oh my god. Yeah, 477 00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:49.159 I'm not sure. I'm sure. I'm sure the the the second graders 478 00:39:49.400 --> 00:39:52.400 in our audience are are gonna love that one. Jeff, Yeah, they 479 00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:57.599 will because it's funny. Okay, balls are always funny. Is that I 480 00:39:57.599 --> 00:40:01.000 don't make the rules? Make the rules? Huh that dealing behind you? 481 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:04.840 No, he's not here, Okay, he's in school. I just thought 482 00:40:06.880 --> 00:40:14.760 balls are funny. Sorry, I definitely. I just I just don't find 483 00:40:14.800 --> 00:40:17.039 for it's funny. I just I just never have and I never will. 484 00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.400 There's a man, there's a man who's never you know. I told a 485 00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.039 joke and then a really good fart, you know, and then like makes 486 00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.719 a joke funny. When we finally meet in person, I will show you 487 00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:36.159 some thoughts that are funny, I promise. No, honestly, do you 488 00:40:36.199 --> 00:40:42.039 want to tell the Airbnb story? You can? You can tell. So 489 00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:45.519 every year before E three, we all used to come over from the UK 490 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:50.239 team and we would all get in an Airbnb together and it was such a 491 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:53.840 it was such a great week if one would hang out. My bedroom in 492 00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:57.920 one one year was right next to the living room, and I went into 493 00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:00.480 my bedroom to like go to bed or get ready or something, and I 494 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.280 just this is a different part story. Oh no, I'll tell I'll tell 495 00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:10.000 my one. Yeah, I hear this enormous noise and I just text the 496 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:15.440 group chat like was that far I heard through the wall? It was tam 497 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:19.440 It was like I thought it was an earthquake. It's the loudest fart I've 498 00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:23.159 ever produced, and it shook the war. That's not funny. My favorite, 499 00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:29.719 My favorite is the one where we were again and it was the same 500 00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:34.800 ab B. It was the same Airbnb, and we were sat at the 501 00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:39.960 breakfast table. This person had, whoever owned the BnB, had put in 502 00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:45.280 a lot of effort into try and preserving it. The person who by this 503 00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:50.199 Airbnb had a fucking talk shop. Remember you had like micro transactions in his 504 00:41:50.280 --> 00:41:52.239 Airbnb, and one of them was like a burner phone you could buy, 505 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:57.840 yeah, anyway. But he was also like the kind of person that leaves 506 00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:01.559 the plastic on the remote, that kind of thing. So there's various like 507 00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:06.880 there's various like pieces of furniture that still have plastic on it and stuff. 508 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:09.519 And then we're sitting at the breakfast table. It's like me, Lucy, 509 00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:14.960 and I think, like Dave's walking around and stuff, and suddenly I hear 510 00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:20.159 the loudest fart I have ever heard come from right next to me. And 511 00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:24.079 I turned to look at Lucy, and she suddenly realized that she tried to 512 00:42:24.119 --> 00:42:30.400 do a quiet far but didn't realize that the chair cushion still had plastic on 513 00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:37.119 it, and it just the fart was the sound of it was amplified and 514 00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:43.480 it read okay, okay, that's pretty like. It was one of those 515 00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:47.199 thoughts where you could hear it in the furniture, like the table, if 516 00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:51.320 you had your hand on the table, you could like somehow hear it louder. 517 00:42:51.800 --> 00:42:53.480 And I just like looked at her, and she just looked at me 518 00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:59.559 and just moved on, just moved on. The floodgates were But that week, 519 00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:02.280 what could I say? Can I share something with the podcast? Yeah, 520 00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:07.320 you've never farted? No, of course I've heard of Jeff, I 521 00:43:07.440 --> 00:43:12.960 do at least, I do at least and of course, okay, look 522 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:19.000 the bodily function that I find really hilarious. And I feel like, I 523 00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:22.480 don't know how common this is. Sneeze. It's not sneeze. Seizing is 524 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:27.119 funny, but yeah, it's it's seizing to be kind of funny. Vomiting 525 00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:32.440 makes me laugh so much. What I don't know, we've throwing up a 526 00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:37.000 little, a little. It's just it's it's just a complete loss of dignity. 527 00:43:37.559 --> 00:43:40.280 I don't know what it is. But like I always remember one time 528 00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:45.440 I was walking, but I was like I was we were drinking really heavily, 529 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:49.000 as people do in their early twenties, and I was walking beside my 530 00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:52.639 friend and he was he was like talking, and next thing like he kind 531 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:57.440 of just tilts his head at like a forty five degree angle away from me, 532 00:43:57.800 --> 00:44:02.960 and a stream of vomit shoots and he looks back at me, keeps 533 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:07.119 talking, and I don't think I've ever left so much. I was like, 534 00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:12.760 what the fuck was that? And sometimes like I don't know, I 535 00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:16.239 don't know, I don't know, but I think I think fake vomited is 536 00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:22.920 very funny. Fake vomit, Yeah, like fake vomiting. Like there's this 537 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:28.039 sketch on this show where like there's this guy who just interview random, like 538 00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:31.840 eleven random people, and the second he puts their their the microphone in there 539 00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:37.039 in their face, they just throw up and it's just doing it over and 540 00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:39.800 over and over again. Just like I just I thought that was so funny 541 00:44:39.880 --> 00:44:45.440 because it's like very obviously fake puke, but but you like real puke very 542 00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:52.360 especially when people are like, Okay, okay, fine, I'm with you, 543 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:55.280 man, I think it's pretty good. I hate puking too, but 544 00:44:55.320 --> 00:45:00.199 that's pretty funny. Like sometimes sometimes, like you know, when someone's vomiting, 545 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:01.719 they're in a bad way and it's not a good thing, and I'm 546 00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:06.880 not like taking joy in their suffering, but I just think there's something I 547 00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:12.400 mean, maybe, but there's just something ridiculous about it. And like sometimes 548 00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.679 I'm in situations where someone's vomiting, Like we were, like, oh god, 549 00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:17.320 a couple of weeks ago, we were in a taxi getting going back 550 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:22.960 from somewhere and one of my dear friends started hurling her little guts out. 551 00:45:22.119 --> 00:45:28.400 Oh no, and I was just sitting there like everyone was lacking. Yeah, 552 00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:30.679 and like, you know, it was a bad situation because we were 553 00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:32.519 like out in the middle of nowhere the taxi drive, we're trying to hide 554 00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:37.800 from the taxi driver was happening. But I was just being like and she 555 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:42.719 kept vomiting, and a part of it was like this person is so small, 556 00:45:43.280 --> 00:45:46.199 but they keep producing more vomit. And I was just sitting there being 557 00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:52.960 like, I like that, that is funny. I'm with you there. 558 00:45:52.280 --> 00:46:00.280 Job back to the rat hunt, Ye, like a stinky area of grass 559 00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:05.239 nearby and there's like flies gathering there. So he goes to investigate and discovered 560 00:46:05.960 --> 00:46:12.920 discovers just like jellified rats. But the thing is is that I did wonder 561 00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:15.400 when they said it was going to be about rats. I was like, 562 00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:19.840 Oh, is there going to be a rat king in some capacity? And 563 00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:23.719 I guess we got one one better. We've got a cube. I could 564 00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:29.440 totally see a Raki reading an article about rat kings and being like, well, 565 00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:32.239 how do I make this? No, there is one very clear moment 566 00:46:32.360 --> 00:46:37.320 where you can tell the exact like tidbit, the piece of trivia he learned 567 00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:45.760 to that inspired this whole episode, and we'll get to it soon. So 568 00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:51.599 now that that makes them confident that the rat is in the grainish tunnel or 569 00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:57.800 nest is there, and decide they see nearby there's like an empty farm, 570 00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:00.280 dishevel looking farm. So I just had to go in the gate. And 571 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:04.719 they split up and Joe Taro goes into one room and Josa goes into the 572 00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:09.039 kitchen area and he's like looking around and then finds this room where there's like 573 00:47:09.079 --> 00:47:14.880 a fridge. Yeah, and it's the kitchen. Yeah, the kitchen area. 574 00:47:14.920 --> 00:47:16.480 Now it's like separated, isn't it. It's like a different part of 575 00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:22.840 the Like they found this room with a fridge. It's like those are usually 576 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:28.719 called kitchen, the kitchen room, the kitchen room. And uh, he 577 00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.199 sees the rat there and it's like half in half out of the fridge. 578 00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:35.400 The fridge door is open, and it looks like he's like nibbling away at 579 00:47:35.440 --> 00:47:39.199 something, and when it's also seemingly jacked. Yeah, like it's a jacked 580 00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:45.599 rat, you know, like muscular as hell. Joe Taro gets closer and 581 00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:51.079 then we see that the rat is eating an old man and woman that have 582 00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:55.119 been encased in that same weird flesh jelly, and he's like ripping stick seed. 583 00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:02.159 Yeah. It's gross. So on Netflix, it's it's censor Yeah, 584 00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:07.280 yeah, well so it is abhorrent, Like I think the Blu ray will 585 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:10.360 have the uncensored. Just show me a still of it? Can you show 586 00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:14.280 me a still of it? I would like that. Can you show them 587 00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:17.639 the let me, let me mute myself for a second. He's muted himself. 588 00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:22.440 That's how serious he is. He censored himself. The rat cube is 589 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:28.880 not censored. The rat cube remains uncensored. Looks like strawberry jello. Yeah, 590 00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:35.440 questions with the human people like a rat turene. The rat then reveals 591 00:48:35.559 --> 00:48:39.679 its stand, which is I think it's called rat. Oh what is it 592 00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:43.000 called? Because I've never seen it just looks like a little R two D 593 00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:46.119 two in the in the notes that I've grabbed from the Jojo wiki. Thank 594 00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:50.719 you're getting to the people that maintain that it's called rat with two te's. 595 00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:55.159 So I assume it's like rat tat tat. Yeah, And it's basically a 596 00:48:55.239 --> 00:49:02.360 drone that hovers about and it shoots a art that can melt pretty much anything 597 00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:08.159 it comes into contact with. Yeah, Joe gets in position and he uses 598 00:49:08.280 --> 00:49:17.360 his ball bearing method and flicks it at the rat and kills it basically pretty 599 00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:21.320 much. He injures it, injures it, and then yeah, it takes 600 00:49:21.320 --> 00:49:25.159 it out, and then jo Tara comes back to Joe and his Well, 601 00:49:25.159 --> 00:49:30.800 don't for I'm sorry, I'm sorry to interrupt. Don't forget the rat drone 602 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:34.920 does spit a dart out at Joe Ska, who defends it off with the 603 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:40.440 frying pan. Yeah. Oh there's two rats. Yes, there is a 604 00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:45.039 pair of I'm on the I'm on the the Jojo wiki. There's also a 605 00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:51.159 band called Rat, which I'm sure that's what I was looking for. I 606 00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:57.360 was like, do you have so Then Joe Tara reappears and one of his 607 00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:02.880 hands is just super melted. Not great. Yeah, so they called the 608 00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:09.760 Speedwagon Foundation and they confirmed that there are two rats, not one rat with 609 00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:15.519 this. This interrogations happened completely offscreen. Yeah so so and John just did 610 00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:21.840 send some gory photos stills if you will. Oh shit, okay, never 611 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:27.800 mind, I don't want to know what I why. That's fine. Hello, 612 00:50:28.039 --> 00:50:36.000 it's me, I'm back. I'm unmuted. If you have not seen 613 00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:44.840 the uncensored of these, they are fucking bad, immediately replied, he'll be 614 00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:46.440 fine, you know what. You know. What upsets me though, like 615 00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:51.719 I don't think this is worth censoring, Like why censor this in the cartoon? 616 00:50:51.760 --> 00:50:53.719 I don't get it. I don't know. Okay, so the first 617 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:57.039 one in the fridge, I don't I think it's fine. It's fine. 618 00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:02.880 I think the two of Jataro's havens are absolutely horrifying. If I notice, 619 00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:07.920 they don't censor the puss. They only censor the flesh, which I thought 620 00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:10.960 was interesting. That final one, the handle one that happened to me on 621 00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:16.280 my thumb. Okay, it's okay, okay, damn, what are we 622 00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:19.760 doing? Why are you doing this to me? Why are you saying that? 623 00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:23.599 Because you mean that happened to you. A carr a car door close 624 00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:30.599 on my thumb okay, and basically squished it and it ended up looking exactly 625 00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:37.760 like that that middle finger where it's like it was like weirdly pasture red and 626 00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:44.000 the nail was hanging on by a thread. Okay, I'm glad you're better. 627 00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:50.480 Anyways, so there's a second rat, and a speedwagon foundation confirms it, 628 00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:53.119 and so they get to tracking the second one and they go back about 629 00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:58.159 yeah, yeah, how many Yeah, because then he's like, okay, 630 00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:01.519 I actually shot two rats. Yeah. It's like, I like, we're 631 00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:06.679 positive of the number of rats over on that island that you're right that we're 632 00:52:06.719 --> 00:52:13.239 not at They probably through torture, confirmed that there's only two rats. Okay, 633 00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:16.079 Look, I love both these episodes. I think both these episodes are 634 00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:19.920 fantastic. Yeah, they're I think I think maybe Iraqi was just having a 635 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:22.880 bit of a sleepy some of the writing. But I feel like you've said 636 00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:27.519 that, Yeah. I feel like you have said that quite a few times, 637 00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:34.159 Lucy buddy. No, you've I mean from jet Yeah, because then 638 00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:40.079 you expect the truth, which Lucy is confirming. They carry such weight, 639 00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:43.880 you know. Thank you, guys. I think I think I think writing 640 00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:49.159 writing mind is really hard. I think so too. More respect for such 641 00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:53.079 a I think I just did in sixty seconds and everyone thought it was cool. 642 00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:57.960 I never said that. We'll see hang on ja. When did everyone 643 00:52:58.159 --> 00:53:00.760 say it was cool? It was like thirty years ago. You were there. 644 00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:06.239 I remember thinking, Okay, I'll toss the guy a bone. Okay, 645 00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:09.440 we are remembering. Do they if the ink falls off the pa, 646 00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:13.280 how does it come off the page? Jeff, it's not I don't even 647 00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:15.559 understand how that was. That's fair, that's fair. Yeah, I keep 648 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:19.440 going with her with their droppy hands. Let's suck droppy hands. They go 649 00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:22.320 back to the canal where the rat. Second rat was caught on tape. 650 00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:30.000 This rat is apparently very very smart. They called it a bug eating like 651 00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:35.880 it's got a cue air and ignored the traps, and it also has learned 652 00:53:35.920 --> 00:53:39.639 about the ball bearing method that they have got going on. Somehow they went 653 00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:44.400 to college, so they have to switch to bullets. They choose bullets, 654 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:47.639 but not like from a gun from their fingers still, so they just replace 655 00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:50.800 it and they're like, oh, because the bull bearing has a drop off, 656 00:53:50.800 --> 00:53:53.159 this has got seventy meters and so you gotta use it. And then 657 00:53:53.199 --> 00:53:57.559 Joe just goes like, oh, man, I was I was barely confident 658 00:53:57.599 --> 00:53:59.880 with the ball bearing. I don't know what I'm gonna I don't know if 659 00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:01.320 I'm capable of doing it over bullet. And then Jorr I was like, 660 00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:06.280 well, I guess you're shitty. I wouldn't you know, trust you with 661 00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:09.119 anything. If you think you suck then fair enough, and then just goes 662 00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:12.400 like, hold on, I didn't say that, let me do it. 663 00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:17.159 So so yeah, maybe they explained this and I didn't pick up on it. 664 00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:22.760 But like his hand's fine now, like no, that's that's why he 665 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:28.679 can't do it. No, but like they definitely show his hand perfectly fine 666 00:54:28.920 --> 00:54:34.280 because diamond can fix stuff too. Oh did did that? Is that what 667 00:54:34.320 --> 00:54:37.920 he did. He just did that for him. I know that sound likelication, 668 00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:39.719 but I also thought like he was, like, I can't do this 669 00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:43.840 alone. But he did happen in his pocket for a little bit too. 670 00:54:44.239 --> 00:54:47.599 Anyway, I was just watching that a little bit. They follow the tracks 671 00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:51.679 of this rat, and this is the exact moment where it's like, oh, 672 00:54:51.719 --> 00:54:53.639 this is why he wrote this episode, because they spend a lot of 673 00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:59.840 time talking about how some animals have a backtracking method where they walk, yeah, 674 00:55:00.000 --> 00:55:04.400 and walk backwards to cover their own tracks. So this whole rat thing 675 00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:08.400 is, this whole rat incident is purely from that piece of trivia. Yeah, 676 00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:13.000 he watched. He watched like a David Attenbrown was like, yeah, 677 00:55:13.320 --> 00:55:16.679 I mean they keep saying back tracks. It's so good too. It's like, 678 00:55:19.239 --> 00:55:22.159 so they follow the tracks and they realize that they eventually reached the end 679 00:55:22.239 --> 00:55:28.719 of it and they are in effectively a kill zone that the rat has lured 680 00:55:28.719 --> 00:55:32.519 them into. Joe Ski gets hit by a dart, but Star Platinum uses 681 00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:37.480 the world to quickly slow down time and Joek like knocks it out of him 682 00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:42.199 before any real damage can be done, which is pretty He says the poison 683 00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:49.360 like I did it fast enough. I just know the little bobbed penises like 684 00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:52.639 cats do. Is that why the dart is shaped like that? Maybe? 685 00:55:53.239 --> 00:55:59.599 Well you've opened up a whole other category to this episode cats. However, 686 00:55:59.719 --> 00:56:02.519 is it orphins cats? Was? I thought it was ducks? Ducks have 687 00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:07.719 the corkscrew? The corkscrew cats? Is the your cat's got? Oh? 688 00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:15.840 You my female cats? Yeah? So this this whole getting hit by, 689 00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:22.280 almost getting poisoned by or like melted by this dot helps them approximate where the 690 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.400 rat is. And Joe Torris says, I'll act as bait while you shoot 691 00:56:25.400 --> 00:56:30.840 the rat. This rat is basically set up behind a rock and as a 692 00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:38.440 master strategist like or something. It's got like a little weird helmet going on, 693 00:56:38.599 --> 00:56:45.639 and it's it's got like a turret that it's manning two grown ass men 694 00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:50.239 at war with a tiny rat. It is so awesome. Yeah, and 695 00:56:50.280 --> 00:56:52.760 I also love the like, I actually think this this scene kind of has 696 00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:58.920 something that's so cool about stand battles. It's like Guitaro can literally defeat a 697 00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:02.320 thousand year old vampire who has a time stopping ghost, but he gets his 698 00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:08.480 ass kicked by this rap. Yes, and and they just all like scream 699 00:57:08.639 --> 00:57:14.599 and talk about it in the open, like we're talking like this entire battle 700 00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:19.280 is like bullet and like pellet, you know, poison dart based, and 701 00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:22.679 Jodro is like, yo, did you did you shoot yet? Did you 702 00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:28.039 miss that? Like they are screaming at each other in broad daylight. Clears 703 00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:30.440 can be yep, but that's just how standbats work, and I love it. 704 00:57:31.119 --> 00:57:37.599 As Joski is gaining upon advancing on this rat, the rat pulls off 705 00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:44.119 a pretty sneaky move where fires the the dots but ricochets them off a rock 706 00:57:44.239 --> 00:57:50.840 to hit Joe's Ki, which is pretty smart, and Joe Toro basically begins 707 00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:55.320 to is it hit? And it hits? It hits Joe Toro and yeah, 708 00:57:55.360 --> 00:57:59.440 he gets shot a lot. Yeah, he begins to melt because he's 709 00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:01.360 using the well to quickly dodge, and he like dodges too. But then 710 00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:05.719 we'll get hit by a third or something like that. I think that little 711 00:58:05.719 --> 00:58:10.320 piece of animation or he does that really fucking awesome. So then the buggy 712 00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:19.360 and meanwhile jos is kind of getting into position and reflexively the rat turns looking 713 00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:27.719 at the danger and thus by turning increases his like visible surface area of his 714 00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:31.440 body, which means Josk now has a much bigger target, so he's less 715 00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:37.440 worried about missing and he uses crazy Diamond to flick the bullet and it goes 716 00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:42.559 straight through the rat and kills it. And the episode ends with Jogan, 717 00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:47.800 I guess you were reliable after all. I love this episode so nice. 718 00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:53.719 It's a folish episode, yes, and like Josk gets bonded little or at 719 00:58:53.800 --> 00:59:00.920 least understand each other a little better, sealed up real nice because it's except 720 00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:07.079 the old couple in the fridge. I'm sure he diamond diamond the crazy diamond 721 00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:09.320 then, and we didn't see that either. Didn't see that when that happened. 722 00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:20.280 But Joe Ski is Joe to Rose. Yeah okay, yeah, Thank 723 00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:27.239 you Joseph Uncle. Thank you everyone for listening to another episode of Jeff jess 724 00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:31.039 Bizarre Adventure. Each episode is more bizarre than the last. Thank you John 725 00:59:31.199 --> 00:59:36.400 for joining us as always. Oh my pleasure. Tom. I mean that 726 00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:38.719 sounded like you're like a guest or something, but you're You're just on this 727 00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:43.559 podcast, so I guess thank thank you for showing up because special guests for 728 00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:51.559 however many episodes. Thank you Lucy John. Where you're at and what you're 729 00:59:51.639 --> 00:59:55.280 up to? Oh? People can find me on over at Twitter TV for 730 00:59:55.280 --> 01:00:01.559 a s super effectual for his stream most Fridays streaming right now, I'm streaming 731 01:00:01.639 --> 01:00:07.199 Silent Hill Ascension. Oh boy. Yeah, what would you guys say if 732 01:00:07.199 --> 01:00:10.320 I told you there was a straight up orgy in that game orgy? Remember? 733 01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:15.920 Yep, I feel like I've played it. I don't remember it. 734 01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:21.440 I don't think you have. It's the interactive TV show that came last year 735 01:00:21.480 --> 01:00:24.760 and this year. Oh oh no, I did not wow a full orgy 736 01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:30.800 like like, uh no one of those. I'm not being like or like 737 01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:35.440 pretending that. No, all the characters are just like, we need to 738 01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:38.719 find dismissing child. So let's all fook each other very Stephen King Codd, 739 01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:44.840 Okay, Lucy, where you're what you're up to, Lucy James, Games, 740 01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:51.039 GameSpot, Giant Bomb, other places. Just just search me not a 741 01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:55.719 weird You can find me at Jeff Backeler. Everywhere that uh that that name 742 01:00:55.800 --> 01:01:00.960 works is where I am. You. You'll be chained to your desk coming 743 01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:05.679 up with your pages for next episode. I'm already done. I'm murady done. 744 01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:09.440 If you're listening to this and you are able to get to the LA 745 01:01:09.639 --> 01:01:15.320 area. On June ninth, we are having a live show, Giant Bomb 746 01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:20.840 Live Show at the Belwin Theater, so please do come. You can buy 747 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:24.000 tickets now, are on ticket Master. If you go to any other Giant 748 01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:29.199 Bomb social pages or any of our own social pages, you'll find a link 749 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:31.719 there to it somewhere, or you can just search on ticket Master for Giant 750 01:01:31.719 --> 01:01:36.440 Bomb and it will appear. We'd love to see you there. It's going 751 01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:38.599 to be a good show. We'll have live guests, it's going to be 752 01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:44.960 wacky. So yeah, if you're if you can buy a ticket and we 753 01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:54.360 will see you. Please do see you next week. Bye bye, Jeff. 754 01:01:54.400 --> 01:01:59.960 Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is hosted by timor Hussein, Lucy, James John Super 755 01:02:00.079 --> 01:02:04.320 for Ipatch, Wolfe Walsh, and me Jeff Backlar. Our post producer and 756 01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:07.679 editor is Jean Luke Zepke. Our logo is designed by Justin Vashon and Jesse 757 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:16.519 O'Brien. 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