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Life decisions. Okay, just briefly
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sheet. Her first husband, she
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Yeah, like pills, right,
Yeah. I don't know where he

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has now, it's probably dead.
Ups, he's on bumble. There's a

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lot of stuff, all of it's
good, a lot of its bad.

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TV. Joining us today is my
baby sister, Ruby Ran. I'm very

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excited for this, Pat. Why
are you holding your hands like that?

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Well, because I'm hearing a lot
of room noise. I know me too.

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Oh it's that microphone if your sister, it's a super mic that Ruby's

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on. Ruby, will you say
hi? Everybody? Hi? Everybody?

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Okay, So I am very much
looking forward to this because it's a show

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where me and Pat don't really need
to do anything. Um. Ruby is

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going to walk us through the entirety
of the developing pop culture phenomenon that hath

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pretty much been developed already, um
known as the scand of Dylan. Okay,

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so um this has been taking the
world by storm. The New York

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Times is reporting on it. The
New York Times, Actually, what were

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we watching the other night? Don't
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They have a scroll. They have
a scroll on their website dedicated to the

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scand of All. So what Ruby
is doing right now is UM. I

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don't know, it's a it's like
a what it's not um? What do

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you call it? Um? What
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in depth review of the history,
it's more of a recount. It's like

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when you do like a selfless it's
like a public good, like like a

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public works, public service. That's
that's exactly what it is. It's a

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public service for our fans to break
down this thing known as the scand of

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All. Now, let me set
this up. That was really good,

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Dylan pitch this to me. Now. I love Ruby, but I'm like,

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you know, if you're going to
come in here into the pat Cave

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and you're gonna be on THEE another
podcast network, you've got to bring something

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to the table. And I was
thinking, look, has the meat been

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picked over? I mean, everybody
including CNN is talking about yeah, what's

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her name? Rachel and scandal all? And I'm thinking, is there anything

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left to give new to the people? And in fact there is. You

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have You're gonna go through a history
of the show, right, Ruby,

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I am, and I would also
encourage the two of you. God,

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your mic sounds so weird. I
don't know why that mic sounds so weird.

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You're making me feel very and now
just speak into it. Yeah,

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I guess I would like you too
to ask questions because it's it is,

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it's the truth is stranger than fiction
in this instance, and it has been

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for like a decade, which you
know, where else can we say that?

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Well? So, so Pat and
I were discussing like is it worth

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having her on? Like we should
probably just not her on because she's ruined

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the show and stuff. How's that
coffee by the way, delicious? I

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don't think it's as strong as I
wanted it, but oh it's strong.

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What is that? A large iced
vanilla Americano dry with three fourths powder?

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Nice? Okay, So what we
landed on though, was that your quasi

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psychotic encyclopedic knowledge of this show would
provide new insights or old insights, but

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whatever they are, we're going to
gab, we're going to goof, and

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we're going to learn everything we can
possibly know about the scandal. All a

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couple questions. Yeah, because this
is going to be the barometer for how

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my understanding of how Psycho Ruby is
for the show, and that SD card

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only has forty three minutes on it, so may I call up? We

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should get into it. But I'm
just letting you know Ruby. Yeah,

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several of the cast members live in
a one mile radius of this studio.

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Right have you been buy their homes? Not since coming home but in my

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life? Yes, of course.
Okay, because Jackson, Um, don't

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Jackson? Yeah? Come on,
Jackson Brittany. Yeah, I thought you

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were gonna say Jackson as his full
name. They don't even live here.

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No, no, no, no, he is named he is a Mortal

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Kombat character. Right. Did you
know that Kristen lives one block from here?

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No? Oh, we're in her
cute house. They in her lovely,

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lovely house with character that's actually built
of wood. Yeah. If I

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had a good arm, I could
throw a rock from where we are and

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I could hit it well. And
Jackson Brittany used to live around for Mom,

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right they do they? Yeah,
of course they all kind of do.

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But yes, Arianna and Tom technically
live closest to Mom. Okay,

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cool, so um, so we're
in their backyard. This is the city

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of Angels. This but the question
was asked to see how Psycho Ruby was

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she knows where they live. Oh, that was the question. That's the

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second question before we get started.
Um, look, I've been watching the

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show. I've been in and out
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actually a little confession here. I
would tell my guy buddies watch Under Pump

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Rules and know the cast in the
episodes very well. Then go to a

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bar where there are lots of females
if you're you know, you're a single

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guy or whatnot, and start talking
to your other buddy about what happened on

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the last episode of vander Pump Rules. And if you you want to think,

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women don't listen when you're talking,
Yeah, it would pull women right

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in. Yeah, and they'll they'll
pull you, pull them in right away.

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And the women will be put at
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two gay men that they can talk
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going to get hit on it.
But that's when the batons. That's the

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track. Yeah, that's that little
fish deep in the ocean that has the

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little light that hangs off its forehead. Angler, Yeah, what's that light?

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Before you know, you're in his
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Yeah? Okay, So the scandal, I'll explain a breakdown of the developing

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pop culture phenomenon is a psychotic power
point that was created by you and your

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friends. You've done, I dare
I say, academic work on this.

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Yeah. I also want to clarify
that this was originally sent to me by

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one of my dearest friends, but
the power print personation in its original form

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was sent to her by her coworker, whose name I truly do not know

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because I've never met. But this
among many of your things on Reddit,

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and this specific template, yeah,
which is designed through Microsoft PowerPoint. Like,

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I didn't do it right, it
was just there. It was it

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asked for us to do. Hey, Ruby, I don't want to tell

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you how to do your business next
time. Just take full credit for you.

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Now you know what this is like. It's like a pre con like

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a preconstructed deck that comes out with
any new set of magicy gathering out of

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the box. That's competitive. But
what you can do is you can buy

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singles and kind of jack at the
fuck here you go? You know what

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I mean? Right, So let's
get into it. The card only has

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thirty five minutes five. Can you
hit like play on it because it's not

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, of
course what happens like how do you think?

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Oh okay yeah, no no no, no, no, Dylan,

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Dylan. It's just like what you
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okay, well how do you go? Okay? Got it? All right?

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So Ruby begin the scandal all explained
a breakdown culture phenomenon next life,

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Please thank you, that's the title
card. YEA very important a little history.

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LVP and Ken invested five hundred thousand
dollars into SIR in two thousand and

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five. So that's Lisa vander Pump, her husband Ken Todd. They move

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over here from Europe. Um they
think that the restaurants is a good,

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good idea, and lo and behold. She five years later, appears on

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills also known
as Rob Yeah. Everybody kind of loved

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her. I think just because she
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Now I can't explain their wealth.
I've always pondered that they live.

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They lived in the Beverly Hill estates
for a while. That is like Eddie

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Murphy lives there. That's you have
to have a bee in front of your

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portfolio to live there. As far
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explained their wealth was accumulated by owning
clubs and restaurants. Yeah, I don't

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know, restaurants eventually go down there. Villa Blanca there, which was before

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this is out of business. Sure, sure, it's just not. It's

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something you get into to have a
little fun and you make your money and

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then eventually the good looking people won't
show up anymore and you're done. That

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being said, I've never, even
when I was a good looking young man,

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never was got in through the doors
of sir lounge. I always got

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turned away. Wow. Really,
And I used to go there with hot

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dates too, Wow wow, never
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that's so sad. That's terrible.
Sorry, in a row, No,

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I'm so sorry that happened. Oh
my god, what a painful life experience.

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Yeah. The girl that I the
girl that I went on a date

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with that we went and had drinks
and dinner and then we were going to

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go there. Yeah. The fact
that we couldn't get in deemed me a

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loser. Yeah. Yeah, and
yeah she never she never returned to me

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again. Yeah, Okay, So
what's up next? Um? Okay,

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So then basically her staff, we're
sort of featured a little bit. They

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they liaised with real housewives with Beverly
Hills. Okay. Also the restaurants,

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Sir, Sexy Unique Restaurant is what
it stands for. They were all they

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were young, they were sucking and
fucking each other. So naturally, Andy

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brilliant Cohen said, let's do this
right, vander Primp Proles was born.

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Well, I don't want to tell
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Sina Shay was banging Brandy Grandville's husband, Okay, and I just want to

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but that happened before the show.
I understand, But I just want to

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just take the limitter off of you. And if he sasses you again or

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does anything like that again, please
feel free to quite literally have a blood

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feud out on this. This is
why I love brothers and sisters for sure.

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I love the relationship. I'm sorry, I just want to clarify it.

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You knew that already, yeah,
I know, but that that in

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terms of bloodshed that I like bloodshed
a little even more than Dylan. I

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love Bludge. Ruby is a vengeful
young woman. Again, I don't want

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to be disrespectful to Ruby's retelling of
the history of this. But it was

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the episode Beverly Hills Housewives in which
Lisa vander Pump said, why don't you

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go talk to Shena Sha. I
believe she was banging her husband, and

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that's when Brandy went over productive.
Is this productive? That's how the show

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started, Dick. I don't want
to be aggressive towards you. Okay.

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That was in season two And the
only reason that I know that is because

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I had to look it up because
I thought that that's what they did with

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Summer House and Vanderfump Rules. Remember
when they merged them together and they had

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that two hour and we were like, why is this episode of vander Rump

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Roules so long? And Stacey's Kyle
is blacked out into a hot tub,

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calling Stacy Steve jobs because high on
my face, I'll shut up from duting

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to whatever it was. And if
I'm wrong and everybody's screaming at me,

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don't say anything because my self esteem
can't handle it. I think you're right,

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and I think Garbage Tits is very
proud. Next slide next, next,

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next, Okay, early couples that
we must know Tom Sandoval Kristen Dowdy,

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Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney, Jason
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And they're just they were fired for
being racist, I believe, So they're

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not really that important the important watch
that again. They had a kind of

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an oh sorry tweets, no you
going okay? So they had an ancillary

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girl that worked at a figure on
the show that worked at the restaurant briefly

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who happened to be a black girl, and Facets and Kristin went on a

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podcast talking about how they'd actually made
a phone call I believe to nine one

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one, and I think it was
a joke that they were telling on a

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podcast. Bravo got wind that they
were basically calling a fake nine one one

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call on a black girl, and
they were thus terminated. Got it,

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got it, got it? And
what did Jack's do? He bored us.

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He was just dumb and a drunk
and a cheater. I believe that

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he was racist. Tweets that was
okay, got it, And we can

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say goodbye to Jack's because what Jack's
is doing now is he has been come

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fully kind of sewn into the couch
of domestic bliss. He is eating corn,

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he is eating potatoes, He's eating
a country fried steak, various different

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crock potted proteins, and he is
happy. Okay, next line, everything's

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brown. Tom and Kristen they were
together for a very long time, around

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five years. Everybody's cheating on everybody
eventually, and this was just a catastrophic,

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beautiful moment for us all. Kristen
admits that she had been fucking Jack's

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for a while, including a time
where Tom Standerville was asleep and he went

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down on her. Okay, he
was there, so that's them. Wow,

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So Tom has been cheated on before, Well, they've all cheated on

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each other when Tom has also cheated
on This is why I have a little

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issue with this drama, perceived drama. The whole show was built on friends

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fucking each other's partner, right,
and you're all offended by this. Now,

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this is where we're getting. We're
at a bit of a rubicon crossing

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here because we're experiencing the same thing
with Summerhouse, where it's like and vander

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Pump went through this. It's it's
growing pains a little bit when you realize

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that the og cast is phasing out
a little bit. They're getting older,

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they're getting more monogamous, they're getting
fatter, they're getting more boring. You

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have to bring in a new crop
of people. Now, the new crop

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of people could be absolutely horrible.
Nobody wants to see new people come into

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the challenge. You know, we
want to see Johnny Bananas go at it.

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You know what I mean. But
Johnny Bananas is he's puffy and he's

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um. All right, let's get
to the next line. Puffy. He

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is Tom Schwartz and Katie. Okay, they've been together since forever, they

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were an og couple. They got
married in twenty nineteen. I truly have

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lots kind of how many times he's
cheated on her. He there are very

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epic moments when one of which when
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on a patio and she said to
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so that she could like feel heard, and he said the problem is that

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I hate the sound of your voice. And I did a different time in

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Katie's life when she dyed her hair
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in public. Okay, well that's
right. I remember that Schwartz gets away

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with like kind of golden retriever.
Stupidity a lot. But Schwartz is a

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gross. He's gross right, next
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he is still deemed indearing. I
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I remember that scene. I was

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like, whoa, that's like physical
assaw, that is physical as so she's

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like on television you know. Now
she had admitted that even before they got

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married, um, that they weren't
having sex anymore. They were basically like

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friends on TV together, right,
Okay, yeah, you should probably uh

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right, not get married. What's
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other, which is babba? Well, I call my wife babu, so

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very similar. So I think I'm
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on it? I think it's fine. I just was wondering because you guys

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were saying that people should call each
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When did we say that? You
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no, no, excuse me.
Katie's just and again I don't want

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to speak ill of her, because
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divorced, but it took her a
while and she does. Still Katie's going

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through it right now. I don't
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new deck. She we watched was
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we watched or was that episode two
the other night that was I'm Sorry for

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four ye Um. She went up
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guy with tattoos and a mustache,
and it was one of the saddest things

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I've seen on reality television in a
while. It was not attractive. It

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was heartbreaking. No, it wasn't
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that the way she went about it, like Rachel's like hooking up with ol

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of her and La. LA's like
a scorned mother now all of a sudden,

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and Katie's just like, I can
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and he's like, all right,
yeah, that's fine. It's just

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like but by the way, yeah, this episode we might have some success.

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We might have to put another SD
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to break down. Shea shay,
Yeah, there's a lot of these individuals.

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I want to say one thing started
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of the things that I think is
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rolling into their late thirties at this
point. Sure now where I come from,

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which is a filthy, yucky town
in Massachusetts, Lemonster thirty seven,

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it was possible you could be a
grandparent, oh yeah, or dead.

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I don't know if it's the weather
there, but your pubs already turned gray.

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You lost your hair. This show, I think is for many people

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an outlet for feeling like you never
you're eternally Peter pat Yeah. Yeah.

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And because these people are older and
they're acting like they're in high school.

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Right. But why reality television and
shows like this are particularly damaging is that

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this is nothing that should be looked
on with any reverence whatsoever. What we're

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looking at are people who are trying
to fight off responsibility and the unflinching ruthlessness

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of time. Well some of them, and they're there, their lives are

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being ruined as a result of and
by the way, making amazingly bad life

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decisions. Okay, Sinache, just
briefly and then we'll get back into the

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slide sheet. Yea, her first
husband, she was a full on raging

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drug addict. Yeah, like pills
r Michael sche Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don't know where he is now. He's probably dead, he's on

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bumble oh he is, yeah,
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he produced that chart topping hit It's
as Good as Gold, which she sang

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at her wedding. Yes, she
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Now when you say chart topping,
you don't mean that. I think it

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might have charted. I don't know. It's horrible though, Okay, okay,

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So then she marries this new guy. Ye did she marry him in

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Yeah, okay, this guy has
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or acknowledged because the mother is a
bitch DVD dead beat dead but also even

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more so, and she might be
a bitch. But I believe that the

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reason that they are not together is
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Because yeah, and when he explained
it to Andy the reunion, he was

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like, no, like there's like
a phone call and like I hit a

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I don't think he actually had a
hit her, but everyone was like,

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that's that's not okay, bront And
but let's create with pro create with him.

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Sheina thought that was a good idea. I'm sure that's all gonna work

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out. Sorry, No, you're
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And you're right. Also, Shena
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even know what like a bratstall that
eternally twenty one. It's just shocking.

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going back to. She's in a
rock climbing gym with sixteen inch acrylics on

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that are different colors, and she
she's a I'm gonna make a disgusting confession.

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How do you even rock climb with
those? I'm at the airport.

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I'm flying out to Vegas for business, Dylan. I think I was meeting

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you out there. I'm with the
wife. We're in line security check.

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I'm obsessing on this girl. It's
in front of us. Okay, greatest,

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hottest little body, all done up
whatever, and I'm like, men

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do this. I'm sorry, we'll
be we sound like pigs. But you

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guys have your own little emotional stuff
that goes on in your mind. Ye.

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What that does is he often refers
to things within the feminine sphere is

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little um it's a microaggression. He's
working on it, um, but I

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don't want you to be triggered by
it. And you know that it's about

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him. It's not about you,
yea. I need to work pat.

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And that drink is not a weak
drink. It's dry, which means there's

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no water in it. So it's
just four shots of espresso and you just

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suck that thing. I'm feeling very
alive right now. Yeah, yeah,

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maybe we do need a new SD
card because this could be three and a

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half hours. I'm on the plane
and I'm still obsessing on this girl's ass

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that I was just staring at for
five minutes. The wife goes, hey,

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I didn't want to. I wasn't
sure if you knew this, but

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that you know, vander pumpro was. I'm like, yeah, that was

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she na shat in front of us. I've been obsessing her ass. There's

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she all right, I don't she
can't have it? Well no, so

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one of the so so she actually
Brock possibly abuser. Brock allegedly is a

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Yeah, is a jim. He's
a gym man. He works out.

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She's and she's very actually I will
say she I believe like after maybe she

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got divorced from Shay one on like
a kick of fitness and not eating sugar.

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And they went on a trip and
she's got a great right right hook

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because she took out Raquel's fucking face. Name is not Quel, I mean

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Rachel. We are dead naming her
proudly. Yeah, and we are dead

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naming her proudly. Next slide.
Okay, thank you, Okay. Season

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three is wild. Um Kristen starts
dating James. Things take a turn in

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season three. Yeah, ellipses,
sorry, thank you. He is deliciously

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arrogant. And I mean that it
is. It is delicious, how unbelievably

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arrogant he is. When he comes
on, um Arian and Tom officially start

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dating. Everybody thinks that they were
hooking up while Tom was with Kristen.

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They deny that at summer reunion.
I can't remember, they say that is

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not true. Katie cries a lot, Shorts cheats on her a lot.

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She says, proposed to me or
we're done? No more? Rings on

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strings? Was he gave her after
um they had been talking about marriage.

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He gave her a ring? Okay, on a on it was a necklace,

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it was a ring, but what
so? Yeah, hey, so

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um, just two guys out there
like you didn't know that. You shouldn't

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do that. Uh no, not
to do that. Now? Can we

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talk about James Kennedy really quickly got
that really condescending English accent. Yeah,

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yeah, very Uh. I don't
know, is it is it essex?

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I think it's more posh than that
is. Is essex not posh? I

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don't really know. I noticed you're
just sipping on that. My heart is

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pounding really fast. Frond. Should
I be scared? You shouldn't be scared.

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But you did ingest a lot of
caffeine at once. You said it's

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not it's essentially it's the Long Island
iced tea of caffeine. Jesus got four

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different alcohols in it. Yeah one
of those get you wasted, men or

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all four together? Right? Yeah, okay, sorry, But the good

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news is is you took an edible
and that will balance everything. Don't forget

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the I killed the bottle of champagne
before we start. It's so it's a

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Friday, it's it's a happy day. We're hanging and we're talking about this

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scandibal. Now. James Kennedy is
deliciously arrogant. Is quite a bit of

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a euphemism, I would say,
um, he is a rat face,

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annoying piece of shit, I mean, of course. And is there any

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single human being that likes James Kennedy? Me and Pat talk often that one

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of the keys to a good reality
television show is someone you hate. I

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feel like James Kennedy is a black
hole of hatred on this show. You

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couldn't be more correct. He He
calls women fat and asks if they're pregnant,

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specifically Katie, and oh no,
but yeah, not cool never ever,

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ever, can't do that if it's
Katie, I'm not gonna okay next

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wait, whoa Dylan? What?
Okay? Sorry, no, sorry,

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I'm sorry, you're right, okay, all right. I don't know how

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many seasons stupid shit happens between this. They eventually break up. Um,

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it's a pretty epic breakup scene comes
to her part James, yeah, um,

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Kristen and James, sorry, thank
you. Patrick. He spits on

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her door. M G. Yeah, it's disgusting. She's wearing a lightning

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bolt necklace, which will become relevant, Um, very relevant, very fun

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and oh wow, this is a
It's not who knows. It's probably just

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that she had the necklace. It
was a lightning bolt eight years ago,

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but now it's very relevant. It's
an icon. Okay um Also at Shinachet's

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wedding for a wedding where she wears
the crop top. Also she makes everybody

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m the just a fun note about
Sheinachet's wedding. She the wedding singer for

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her like entrance song starts too early, so she sings like I believe,

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like three fourths of the song or
the entire song. Who was a friend

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of hers by the way, And
Sina screaming at everybody, is like,

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I'm not I'm not walking down.
She started no sing it ag and then

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I believe she starts it again,
and then Gina walks out, my oh

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my god. Okay, okay,
so I love this. I have two

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questions. Sure you know how I'm
addicted to spoilis I can't ever really get

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glacially to the end of something.
I need to know what happens. So

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I'm very, very piqued by this
lightning bolt necklace. I do not understand

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the significance of it, and I
kind of want to just get there.

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Don't say word. Okay, okay. Number two, this is are these

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the duldrums of vander Pump rules,
Like how many good seasons of this show

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have there? Actually the first three
fire and then probably like one to six,

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like when Shena was getting married,
when Kristen and James were punching each

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other at weddings, like those were
good. When Lala gets introduced and everybody

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is like insecure because she goes swimming
with her top off like all the girls,

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which she jumps in Like what there's
an episode of Naked and Afraid where

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um, a guy jumps into a
pool and he's like a cowboy and he's

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been biped by all these different animals. Do you remember I think we were

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watching that. Anyways, he jumps
in this cesspool and he gets some type

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of a mubic dysentery. That's kind
of what the body of water looked like

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that La La jumped into a little
bit when she took her flat button boobs

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out. Yes, yes, you're
correct, and everybody, like Katie and

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everyone I know this show. I'm
curious to hear your thoughts on Laala can

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even if we go along just a
personal conversation not on Mike, because I

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I think you are who you sleep
with Randall is a scumbag, and I

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know now she says things like I
would wake up in the middle of the

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night and I'd be like, I
don't know who this person is next to

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me, and I just know that
he's bad or whatever. It's like,

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now you knew, and uh,
let's talk about La La really quickly.

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Toxic toxic female. I think,
shoxic female. We may have a lot

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of little batties may turning their batties
bad. La Lala has become a patron

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saint of the scandal all because of
Send It to Daryl and all of the

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flaming. So we're very grateful for
La La. But again I mentioned it.

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This scorned mother thing is absolutely laughable. The fact that she can even

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be on television pretending like she is
a committed wife and mother of ocean is

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just beyond me. What are your
thoughts on Lawa can't please Ruse? I

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had no. I agree. I
think that although we do things in our

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twenties that we grow up to regret. I think I don't. I don't

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think any one that I know was
saying things like I don't know, I

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don't you just you shouldn't be sucking
the dick of married men to get a

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range rover. And if you are, then you shouldn't be surprised when that

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guy by someone else you in seven
years and just I have no the and

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then go on TV and cry because
you consider yourself really smart, but you

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don't know how you got here.
Yeah right, well I do, like

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everybody does. We watched you get
here, We watched right behind you,

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and we said don't go here,
La, La Yeah, said yeah,

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I know. I James Kennedy referred
to him as the fat man. We

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were all the angel on LA's shoulder. Okay, yes we were, well,

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00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:14,680
said Ruby, moving on, thank
you. Anyways, um Arion and

405
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,680
Tom are pretty chill, like nothing
really happens with them. They move in

406
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,240
together into their into their two million
dollar farmhouse, which she remortgages so that

407
00:27:22,279 --> 00:27:26,240
he can play with his bars.
Andy Cohen recently asked Lisa vander Pump if

408
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,359
she knew because a while ago,
I guess. Lisa was like, make

409
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,559
sure that when you do that that
you're protected so that if anything happens with

410
00:27:32,559 --> 00:27:34,960
the bars and stuff, that you
won't lose your shit. And she was

411
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,599
like, I hope she did that. And Andy was like, do you

412
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:40,759
think she did, and we there's
no wait wait wait, I don't understand.

413
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:42,279
He's taking money out on the house. She owns half the house.

414
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:45,319
If the bar goes down or something
goes down, that's her money too.

415
00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:49,440
They can go down, are honest? Yeah? Did I recap that right?

416
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,000
Yeah? So when you say unless
I don't understand Holmes, no,

417
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,920
no, no, this is my
bad because there's a bullet point where it

418
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:03,440
says she remortgages their home so he
can play in his bars. And honestly,

419
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:07,640
and this is on me, I
thought of I was confused about bars.

420
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:12,920
I thought, is are they exercise
bars? Are they monkey bars?

421
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,519
And then you guys started talking about
finances and equity, and I was really

422
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:22,960
thrown and lost. But now I
understand that that thought pattern was really silly

423
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:26,799
because we know that kind of all
is in bars, Tom and Sandy's or

424
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:33,559
Sandy and Schwartz is whatever. Next
bulletin point, Yeah, sure, go

425
00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:40,519
ahead. Schwartz and Katie get married. He loses their marriage license at least

426
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:44,759
once, I do believe twice and
like nothing whatever. He just keeps cheating

427
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,240
on her. She cries a lot. They like talk about having kids,

428
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,920
but they're like and it becomes this
weird ongoing joke. And I don't know,

429
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:55,559
you two are married to speak about
on TV even not your wife,

430
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:59,680
just your partner about like the amount
of times that you have sex when it's

431
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,440
like a very like we have sux
like once a month. That's which is

432
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,240
why that is so disrespectful to do
to your fucking life? Is that not

433
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:11,359
weird? But they're on TV,
right, that's the only interesting part of

434
00:29:11,359 --> 00:29:14,079
their lives. No, you're right, so, but I always thought it

435
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:15,559
was really sad watching them too,
because you could see how miserable they were,

436
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:18,599
and it was very clear. I
call them TV marriages or TV babies.

437
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:23,559
They clearly are doing this and they're
staying together because they're stronger together,

438
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,079
or at least they thought that for
a while to keep those contracts with Bravo

439
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,920
coming in, you know what I
mean totally So yeah, I mean I

440
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:37,279
don't, I don't know. I
think, Yeah, saying once a month

441
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:41,880
is a little intrusive. It's once
a week and you're complaining about it,

442
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,960
then you should shut up. But
anyways, next slide, Yeah, sure,

443
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:53,039
why not? Okay, here we
go. We have gotten through a

444
00:29:53,279 --> 00:30:00,319
lovely thirty minutes and we have not
even mentioned the bambiid bitch known as Rachel,

445
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,920
but here she is here. She
is, um, all right,

446
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,440
who the fuck is Rachel? Not
Raquel? I don't even know how to

447
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:14,039
pronounce her last name, Levis Levis
sorry, former pageant girl. You know

448
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:15,480
what it is? You know what
the white noise is. It's rain?

449
00:30:17,359 --> 00:30:22,319
Is it the rain? Yeah?
Oh that's nice. Oh that's so cute.

450
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:25,880
Okay, I thought it was the
heater. No, it's the rain.

451
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,720
Okay, keep going. Sorry.
Sure, um. She when we

452
00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:33,039
first met her, she was very
shy. She was super soft spoken,

453
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:37,839
like just dumb for lack of a
better word, I put vapid there.

454
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,000
But yeah, yeah, she got
like very a lot of votes for like

455
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:45,480
helping him when he was just being
super drunk and abuse Kennedy. Yeah,

456
00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:48,960
yeah, sorry. James was quite
wild at this point when they were dating,

457
00:30:49,079 --> 00:30:55,640
drinking a ton was sending her very
very awful abusive text messages, cheating

458
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,240
on her a lot, but she
was just kind of like, no,

459
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:02,119
he's not. And there's a very
epic moment between La La and Raquel when

460
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,440
Lalla screaming at her and she goes, Raquel, you cannot be that dumb

461
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,559
and she goes, I'm not dumb, law law Yeah, and she says

462
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:15,119
it all dumb. Yeah, it
may I interject, I think she may

463
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,079
be. People can be dumb,
but they can also be very savvy if

464
00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:19,880
they have my for sure, a
goal in mind. Now, Dylan,

465
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,559
I don't know if you knew this, but Rachel, not Raquel, came

466
00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:27,920
on as a fan. She reached
out to DJ James Kennedy and that's how

467
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,920
she got on the show as a
groupie that was hot and he started dating

468
00:31:33,079 --> 00:31:37,200
and then, forgive me, I
believe the move if she'll see if she's

469
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,960
scan of all, was a social
climbing move. Well, well, we'll

470
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,160
get there. But I do want
to UM kind of shine a light on

471
00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:49,200
something that Rubs and I have talked
about a lot with Cease, which is

472
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:55,559
the eyebrow treatment that Rachel seems to
be addicted to. Um, can you

473
00:31:55,599 --> 00:32:00,000
speak on this trend within um?
Of course, lacle fashion. We saw

474
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:04,519
this first ironically with our other Rachel
from the Bachelorette, when Rachel and Gabby

475
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:07,880
were together and asked ourselves, why
do you spend so much time brushing up

476
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:13,720
the middle part of your eyebrows?
And then probably drawing more on with pencils.

477
00:32:13,839 --> 00:32:16,119
Yeah, and I know that,
you know, I'm not a trendy

478
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,720
person. I don't know trends.
I don't know of them. Yeah,

479
00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:22,799
I know that this is like a
thing people are doing now, right,

480
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,400
right, right, But why yeah, please? You know, well,

481
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,079
all of it is to attract others, right, attracts. It is an

482
00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:36,599
evolutionary component. I am actually attracted
to it. I was not attracted to

483
00:32:36,599 --> 00:32:39,240
the trend where women twelve years ago
we're shaving their eyebrows off and drawing them

484
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,119
on with a sharpie. I famously
told the story where I had one night

485
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,720
stand, woke up the next morning, I was sweating my elbow, rubbed

486
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:50,559
this girl's forehead. I rubbed her
eyebrow right off her face. And I

487
00:32:50,559 --> 00:32:53,400
don't know if that was so much
a trend, as it was just a

488
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:58,880
kind of way to have eyebrows.
If you didn't, it seems to be

489
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:02,480
more of a trend. And I'm
confused why you find it attractive, because

490
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:07,960
it's this strange kind of brushstroke plateau
that you get in the middle of your

491
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,559
eyebrows that don't really make any citizen
brings attention to the eyes. I find

492
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:15,759
it attractive. I don't know.
Well, we have to move on.

493
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:19,559
She is a bambid bitch and we
have to get to the next lot.

494
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,000
But so so they when they like
we. So when James was dating her,

495
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:24,319
he was a quote unquote sober.
I don't, I don't. He

496
00:33:24,359 --> 00:33:28,960
was smoking weed and ship but he
was not California Yeah, blacking out and

497
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:32,759
sending her abuse of text messages anymore. California sober is five drinks a week,

498
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:37,720
as much weed as you want to
smoke, and some pills zan X

499
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,039
when you need to get on a
flight, and ambient when you really need

500
00:33:40,079 --> 00:33:43,640
to get to bed. Yeah,
and then you drink when it's fun.

501
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,359
Yeah, Yes, five drinks a
week. They can be one night or

502
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,319
they can be ones, you know, every night. But you know you

503
00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:53,039
can't come test that, spend your
five how you want. Yeah, exactly,

504
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:57,599
It's like it works if you work. It's like points exactly. Yeah,

505
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,680
it Patrick's such a good point.
It works if you work. I

506
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:05,279
love that. Do I need to
get to the next st No, Dylan,

507
00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,199
you don't. She does things.
I want you to understand her fully.

508
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,559
So she throws like puppy parties for
her dog, and then she says

509
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,920
she. There was a moment I
believe when it was their engagement party maybe

510
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,199
where she had like a full crying
mental breakdown to James because she was like,

511
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,000
I can't give a speech in public, like I can't, and you

512
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:27,159
know, I'm very bad social anxiety, very very bad cor Yeah. Well,

513
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:30,679
it's shocking to know that I'm fairly
decent at public speaking, given what

514
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:37,360
happened at your bat mitzvah. Very
is my first um brush with public humiliation.

515
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,519
I think, wow, was that
like ten years ago? You still

516
00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:42,440
hold on on that? That was
really nice of you, because that would

517
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,599
make me twenty three. But no, pack a lot longer than longer.

518
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,480
So I have held onto it or
even longer, but I've ever come in

519
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:53,000
and I've kind of used it as
a soap stone to sharpen my other stone

520
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:58,239
stone. Yep, okay, next
time, I agree. Oh wait,

521
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,960
no, I'm sorry really quickly.
So that picture of her on the reunion,

522
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:07,800
yes, and as someone like I
don't like attention, like it don't

523
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:13,039
don't look at me, it screams
right right, definitely right. Yeah,

524
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:17,960
you know what she looks like.
She looks like like an early stage RPG

525
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:24,039
boss in like a really Japanese game
that like we don't get you know,

526
00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:29,440
but she's not like that formidable,
Like she's just there to teach you the

527
00:35:29,519 --> 00:35:35,119
next kind of section of buttons and
cold, right. You know, she's

528
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:38,159
not anything that overpowered or anything,
but she does look like quite a bit

529
00:35:38,159 --> 00:35:45,159
of an attention horror. Okay,
let's move on. Last Friday, everything

530
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,880
changed, Okay, just truly forever. So we get all these announcements.

531
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,639
Tom and Ariana call equits. They
were together for almost ten years. Um,

532
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,360
rumors start to swirl. He's been
cheating with co star gross Gross Rachel

533
00:35:55,599 --> 00:36:00,280
unpronounceable last name. Yeah, I
mean the rain is really coming down.

534
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:05,280
It's lovely. I mean the rain
is really coming down. It is an

535
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,079
atmospheric river. How long have we
been going? Thirty five minutes? Okay,

536
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:13,239
that's perfect. How much left on
the car do you think? Eight

537
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,519
minutes? Perfect? I'll put a
new one in if we need it.

538
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:20,320
Okay, Okay, exciting, Okay, So last Friday everything changed forever.

539
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,920
Okay, so it's only been a
week. Wow, now this is the

540
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,960
first I'm hearing this. They had
announced they were breaking out prior to the

541
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,440
news breaking that he's a cheating son
of a bitch. Absolutely nafta, Oh

542
00:36:30,559 --> 00:36:31,199
no, no, no, no, okay, okay, So this is

543
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:36,559
what we know now. Rachel and
Tom have been sleeping together for over seven

544
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:39,079
months. Wow. The lightning bolt
necklaces? Are you ready? Oh wow?

545
00:36:39,639 --> 00:36:44,800
They have been wearing these matching lightning
bolt necklaces because they can't say I

546
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,480
love you to each other, so
they've just been wearing them allegedly to symbolize

547
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,840
the love for each other. This
is they can't share with others. This

548
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,920
is the canary in the coal mines
singing after he's killed a bunch of people.

549
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:58,559
He wants to get caught. And
I don't know that expression, which

550
00:36:58,639 --> 00:37:01,400
is why I struggled with it so
much. But this is just a brazen,

551
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,599
stupid thing to do. I would
leave my phone out when I was

552
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:07,159
a cheating, cheating son of a
bitch, when Ashley, I'd leave it

553
00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:10,360
out. I was actively hooking up
with other people. You're in the call

554
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,840
mine, You're a little canary.
You're gone. I killed people, I'm

555
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:17,199
cheating. I wanted to be caught. Yeah, exactly. So ironically you

556
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,679
mentioned that, because how he or
how are you on? Have found out?

557
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,599
So we have heard was that,
um his phone I guess like fell

558
00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:30,039
out of his pocket or something at
one of his cover band shows because on

559
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:31,960
the extras, which Raquel, by
the way, has gone to like every

560
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,519
one of those shows and dead name
moving forward. Sorry, oh my god?

561
00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:39,760
Fuck? Can you edit out no
Buck Dylan leave it in as a

562
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,800
reminder, right, you cannot make
that? Right? You're right, Yeah,

563
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,679
you're right. I'm so sorry to
everybody except for her. Um,

564
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:51,599
Rachel and him have been he was
her for Halloween. Just gross, oh

565
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:58,719
my, yucky stuff. I do
think it's worth mentioning that Rachel was pretty

566
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,719
cozy with Arianna, so it's like
having your worst enemy. That is gonna

567
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:07,480
understatement of the century, ribs,
please correct, like a very very very

568
00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:10,119
good friends after they broke she broke
up with James and called off their engagement.

569
00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:14,320
Like Tom and Ariana were sort of
like big sister figures to her.

570
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,559
Same with Shinachet, a Zusa loving
loving Shinachet, who is Ariana's best friend

571
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:21,280
from even before the show. Did
you say as Zusa loving? Of course

572
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,039
I did. Is he's a Pacific
University, let's go oh she went to

573
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:30,119
Azusa Pacific Hunt. Yeah, by
the Miller Distillery over there, and yeah,

574
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:34,760
is that a Passadena Arcadia? It's
like past Arcadia. It's like when

575
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,239
you're coming back from Vegas you see
that and you're like, oh, we're

576
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,039
almost home, and then it's like, now you're another out of traffic for

577
00:38:39,079 --> 00:38:45,480
another hour. A cruel bitch.
That brewery is okay, Azusa proud.

578
00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:47,360
Oh yeah. So anyways, but
so they were very very close, so

579
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:53,760
she and this season watching her together
is just rough. They allegedly were doing

580
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:58,840
this stuff while Ariana was out of
town and she had left La to go

581
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,440
back to Florida to spend time with
her family after her grandma passed away recently.

582
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,599
Supposedly that's when that was going on
the current season right now, as

583
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:12,239
you saw, Rachel's been like openly
telling Katie and Katie's mother that she thinks

584
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,639
that Schwartz is cute and asking him
if he wants to make out right right

585
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,480
right? Yeah, And it's just
weird, and everybody was like, this

586
00:39:17,559 --> 00:39:22,920
is very not cool, and you
you should know that that's not okay and

587
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,559
no one should have to explain that
to you. But for some reason,

588
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:30,039
people were like, Rachel, don't
do that, Like what I don't know,

589
00:39:30,199 --> 00:39:35,159
so she has. Everyone is kind
of confused about that. But apparently

590
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:37,559
this has just been a ruse the
entire time because and there's no way that

591
00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:40,239
Schwartz didn't know. I'm sorry,
now I agree with that. Now,

592
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,800
hey, don't apologize for that.
Okay, now I forgive me. So

593
00:39:46,199 --> 00:39:51,079
they when it says they wanted to
tell Arianna several times, we're referring to

594
00:39:51,159 --> 00:39:55,440
Rachel and Scanda all who released that
statement of that admission. How do we

595
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:59,280
know that information that they thought that
they wanted to do that. I think

596
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,920
that this is from several sources online
that like their friends have spoken cheer reporters.

597
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,320
No one has named this, and
nobody, neither of them have come

598
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,400
forward and said like we want to
walk hand in hand together. Radio Andy

599
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:14,199
was talking or Andy Cohen's radio show. He was discussing that like there's no

600
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,519
way that they can come out of
this and not be like a couple of

601
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:22,280
sorts, and that like people are
really speculating that they apparently are very in

602
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,480
love and whatever. So I think, yeah, let me tell you something.

603
00:40:24,559 --> 00:40:30,480
Any relationship that comes out of cheater
cheaters never works out because it's it

604
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:35,000
starts off on a bad foundation in
this podcaster's opinion. Yeah, yeah,

605
00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:38,159
yeah, I've had examples of that
in my life. And here's what you

606
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:43,840
are. Here's what I'm puzzled by. Why keep the relationship going with Arianna?

607
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,679
Again? This coming from a performer, cheating, lying bastard. Sure,

608
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:51,239
I did not want to be with
my girlfriend anymore, and this in

609
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:55,920
a very immaturely and manipulative way.
This is how I ended the relationship when

610
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,280
I should have just been honest and
said, look, this isn't working out.

611
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,480
Let's go a ways. Tom's on
TV. They're public figures, people

612
00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:07,000
see them. He obviously is either
a cheat or cheater just having fun having

613
00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:10,960
sex or well, think about this, Tom can't have sex with a fan

614
00:41:12,159 --> 00:41:16,159
behind Arianna's back. Okay, this
is why married people find each other and

615
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:21,079
cheat on each other, because they're
mutual assured destructions. Right, right,

616
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,360
So no one's come out of the
woodwork yet as far as fans saying,

617
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,119
well, I slept with him at
the Tampa, Florida Shell Right, So

618
00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:31,039
it's obvious that this might have been
his only little cheating outlet wanted some strange

619
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:36,719
was that girl in Miami? We'll
talk about her? Oh really? Yeah,

620
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,880
Okay, okay, next line.
Um. Yeah, So they've issued

621
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,159
some also though, Patrick, just
to touch on that, one of the

622
00:41:43,199 --> 00:41:45,599
reasons that has been cited that he
apparently did not and their relationship was because

623
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:49,920
he just she was so depressed because
of all the things that were happening that

624
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,960
he was just like, this is
going to make her more depressed. So

625
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,719
I don't want to make her even
more depressed scan of all, yeah,

626
00:41:54,960 --> 00:42:00,920
banging her friend. Ye. Anyways, so they issued some apology. Rachel's

627
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,079
is on the left stand. Abo
had to issue two now. The first

628
00:42:05,079 --> 00:42:07,880
one was to protect his restaurant Yelp
reviews. Yeah, yeah, Now,

629
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:15,039
this this is an iconic formatting.
This is a formatting of text and sentiment

630
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:22,039
that we will look back on and
either meme or laugh at. But the

631
00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:30,559
amount of these posts, what with
the culture of canceling and public accountability that

632
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:35,400
we're in right now, I love
that these apologies come out as often as

633
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:40,360
they do, and they are always
if they are black and or white with

634
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:46,599
a handle and a view profile above
them, of course meaningless unproductive and not

635
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,960
fixing the situation in any way,
shape or form. I was going to

636
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:53,039
say this, when you say fixed, Dylan and I thought quite a bit,

637
00:42:53,119 --> 00:42:57,800
probably more than I Probably America right
now is spent a little too much

638
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:04,320
time on this cheated on his girlfriend. Yeah, a lot of cheating happens.

639
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,360
Yeah, Tom doesn't know anybody in
apology, but Arianna, right,

640
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:13,000
the rest of us can go fuck
ourselves, right right, great point,

641
00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:15,960
great point. But people are outraged. People are outraged, People are outraged,

642
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:20,880
and ribs. Why are people so
outraged? Was Arianna a fan favorite?

643
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:27,280
Well? Because one Ariana had like
very cool girl energy. She's by

644
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,239
far the most normal. I will
say, she does have sort of that

645
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,400
like you can hear her saying I
don't have a lot of girlfriends. I

646
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,599
have a lot of guy friends,
which just we don't like those people.

647
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,880
But my wife doesn't red flag you
should you should have girlfriends. Yeah that's

648
00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:45,559
whatever. But yes, she was
a fan favorite, especially compared to SEC

649
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:50,440
doesn't have a lot of girlfriends.
Ceci is one of my favorite people,

650
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,519
so I don't give a shit what
she has. So um she passed,

651
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:57,920
yeah, um, oh well it's
not it's not that. But I think

652
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,039
that the reason that people are outraged
is because we are we are all Ariana.

653
00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:07,840
We feel as though we've been watching
this with you for a decade and

654
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,280
if you the sense of betrayal that
I feel. Yeah, yeah, knowing

655
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,119
them not at all? Right?
Right? Right is too large? Yeah.

656
00:44:16,639 --> 00:44:21,719
I have been sleep deprived for a
week because we talked about it.

657
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:27,440
You're nuts. Yeah, you drive
by people's homes that you don't know all

658
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,199
the time, Patrick, Yes,
yeah, No that I only really did

659
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:30,920
once, just to be like,
oh, yeah, here we went to

660
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,360
the Reet's house, didn't we Yes, we did, Yes, we did.

661
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,679
And again you I don't sew tacky
horrible and think God, nobody would

662
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,760
hurt. But there was only a
matter of time before home. It's like

663
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:52,079
that home is like come in,
take take Peka's watches. Take Peka's watches.

664
00:44:52,199 --> 00:44:55,280
Take were they disappointed when Peak took
all the watches to London to sell

665
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,480
them? Yeah? All those watches? Oh is that what he did?

666
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,440
I think? So, yeah,
Pique is a he's an interesting character.

667
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,840
Yeah, but we're not here to
talk about Rahab, We're here to talk

668
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:15,920
about Vandy. So um, the
text that was seen was a masturbatory video.

669
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:21,320
Correct, Rachel was rubbing her vagina
or something like that. Explicit material.

670
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:25,159
Explicit material. So Ariana was like, oh, Wow, this is

671
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,599
big, not her vagina, just
that this is a thing that's going on.

672
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:35,840
So the apologies have been issued,
and then hey, some advice for

673
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:38,400
scan of all. Hey, dude, if you're going to be this brazen

674
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,719
with your cheating, perhaps he was
trying to get caught. Get a second

675
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,760
phone. Man, it's dude,
I am hiding under the wheelwell of your

676
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:50,480
car. They make magnets where you
can actually hide a little box underneath the

677
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,360
wheelwell of your car. Put your
backup phone in there. If you're going

678
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:59,320
to cheat, God, if you're
going to cheat, you have to recognize

679
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:04,840
that it is one of the worst
decisions you can make in your entire life.

680
00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:12,599
It is for momentary dopamine hits.
It's to pop. It's you just

681
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,880
need to pop, and everybody needs
to pop. I get it. Do

682
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:20,039
it in the shower. But if
you're going to go about it, you

683
00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:23,159
really have to be careful because it
will destroy your entire life. We've talked

684
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:28,079
about it before. The dad with
all the money who now lives in a

685
00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:30,960
nice apartment in Santa Monica and it's
six thousand dollars a month, but he's

686
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:37,599
taking his kids up in an elevator
that's not the life that he had and

687
00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:40,519
he wasn't popping. But at least
they were in bel air. At least

688
00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:44,800
they were doing Hanukka as a family, right, you know what I mean?

689
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:49,800
Do we know a guy who has
moved to Nevada? Now, no

690
00:46:50,159 --> 00:46:54,599
infidelity there, just different stuff.
Um next line, no poor guy either

691
00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:58,360
way. Also, just to go
back, although I look at the eyebrows,

692
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,920
you know, well, well,
well okay, she wants you to

693
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,719
focus on the black eye done,
but they were going out. It's just

694
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,880
cheating, is first of all,
the magnetic phone thing. That's just really

695
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:15,480
scary. Cheating is too hard for
too many people, and too many people

696
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:19,719
are too dumb to cheat. If
you're going to cheat, you have to

697
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,960
be locked down. Yeah, you
know, it's just it's fucking It's ridiculous

698
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:28,920
how sloppy these people are. I
mean that the lightning bolt necklace thing is

699
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,920
so nuts to me, right nuts
to me. That's like, I can't

700
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,119
get into these people's heads. But
there's something way worse going on, and

701
00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:39,239
we need to talk about as we
close this out. We need to talk

702
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:49,000
about I don't want to be perceived
as like misogynistic putting the onus on Rachel.

703
00:47:49,079 --> 00:47:52,760
I'm not putting the onus on Rachel, but but Tom's reasoning for doing

704
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:58,880
this is very easy to understand for
me and Pat. He's a guy.

705
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,199
He wanted to pop. Sure,
Rachel, I feel like again she just

706
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:08,039
wants to pop too, But now
she wants she wants fame. There's something

707
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:15,000
a little bit more going on.
Okay, question if you are if you're

708
00:48:15,079 --> 00:48:20,719
cheating on someone, can you what
does it say when you can then beat

709
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,119
for both parties? And again I
had nobody is more guilty or whatever.

710
00:48:23,159 --> 00:48:28,719
They're both sucked up. Yeah,
can you spend intimate time with this person

711
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,000
like they're your best friend? You
compartmentalize it and you also yeah, and

712
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:37,920
also you can and I did this. You can also in your head,

713
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:44,159
uh, legitimize it based on you
blame the partner. So I my ex

714
00:48:44,159 --> 00:48:49,239
I hated her mother, the girlfriend, the dad. My girlfriend was very

715
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,679
judgy, very controlling, could be
belittling, and just those three things.

716
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,760
Yeah, those are all relationships.
I would be like, you know what,

717
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,920
I don't need to feel bad about
this. So we all we all

718
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,880
legitimize horrible behavior in our minds that
I can get genuinely a bad, bad

719
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:08,760
don't, but whatever, I understand
that doing it in Rachel's position is fucking

720
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:13,880
sociopathic. These people have been nothing
but kind to you. This girl has

721
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,840
been nothing but a wonderful, welcoming
person into this group when other people were

722
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:22,239
pretty not welcoming to you. Right
right right, And this is and I

723
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,119
just and her stupid statement talked about
how she needs to take time for her

724
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:30,920
mental health and talk about her addiction
to feeling loved. Yeah that woa.

725
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:34,840
Yeah, here's a question. Who
fucking gives a fuck? Yeah, go

726
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:38,760
see a therapist. I guess what
adds to it is that. I mean,

727
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:44,079
you take one look at Tom Sandoval
and you go, well, gay

728
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:49,119
man. But if not gay man, obvious scumbag. I mean, look

729
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:52,239
at him. He's wearing pearls,
and he's still wearing vans, and he's

730
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,360
forty but he's forty. Right.
I have to ask you, what is

731
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:59,400
the appeal of Tom Sandoval to you? None? Okay? Great? Ever?

732
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,000
None? Yeah? Like I kid
you not. I would prefer to

733
00:50:04,159 --> 00:50:08,159
be married to Tom Schwartz than to
ever touch Tom Sandoval. Okay, she's

734
00:50:08,159 --> 00:50:12,559
got her head screwed on, right, So other fun updates? Oh well,

735
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:17,760
but but just getting back to Rachel. The Bambie is a perfect word

736
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:25,639
for her. It's just very,
very creepy that she could be so meek

737
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:32,719
and needing help and be this destructive. We saw it an episode four,

738
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:39,400
infamous Episode four that I keep coming
back to. The wanton disregard for Lala's

739
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:46,280
claim over Garcel's oldest Oliver, was
an insight into I think Rachel despises other

740
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:52,760
women. I think that there's obviously
that is born of the horrors of the

741
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:57,360
pageant industry. We talked about this
many many times, but I do think

742
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,760
that she hates other women and has
no remorse for them and is why she

743
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,639
did this. Anyways, other fun
updates, Yeah, so I don't disagree

744
00:51:05,679 --> 00:51:07,840
with any of that. So other
fun updates. What's been going on?

745
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,199
She Anda Schet received so when Arianna
saw the message, she allegedly texted it

746
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:15,159
to Rachel and said, you're dead
to me the video and then she Nachet

747
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:22,360
was with Rachel watched what happens right
after that had filmed sadly after God if

748
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,239
it had been before, Oh wow, right insane? Um, So she

749
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:30,960
hunt her in face and I guess
so Rachel issued her training order. She

750
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:36,719
went to the gym Arianna McDonald's.
Everybody was going to her house and she

751
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:44,440
was just receiving outpours. Obviously,
Rachel sent apparently legal letters to everybody saying

752
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,079
that like all the California porn laws, I guess to Tom, especially saying

753
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:54,239
that it's like a two consenting state
because allegedly he was recording their FaceTime and

754
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,719
she didn't have consent. And then
a bunch of people from high school allegedly

755
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,800
came out. These guys were like, no, she she used to send

756
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,119
his videos of herself masturbating all the
time. So okay, oh wow,

757
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:07,239
it got okay. Yeah. So
Rachel has been increasingly concerning on the seasons

758
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,840
of Interpump Rules, warns other women
in the scenes from next week about how

759
00:52:12,119 --> 00:52:15,239
they should watch their men and not
bring her around them, and then her

760
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:21,320
despicable behavior with Oliver m Tom and
Arianna hilariously still have to live together in

761
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:27,239
that house apparently while this allies and
their union is in about two weeks.

762
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,760
I just rated probably piece of television
for Bravo in a long time. In

763
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,320
two weeks, yeah, probably so. By the way, the cast,

764
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,719
several cast members said, I ain't
showing up yeah, I feel like that's

765
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:42,000
not going to work. It's a
dumb move. Yeah, I who said

766
00:52:42,039 --> 00:52:45,039
they weren't going to show? I
think Sandoval said that, Yeah he did.

767
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,239
He said he's not going to film
and again I think he will fu

768
00:52:47,519 --> 00:52:53,239
you what a oh my god,
what a bit because they already filmed,

769
00:52:54,039 --> 00:52:59,559
like they resumed filming already, like
immediately last week. So I guess supposedly

770
00:52:59,639 --> 00:53:01,320
you can't have been picked back up. Yeah, like they ended the season,

771
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,159
they wrapped, this happened, they
kept filming, or they resumed filming

772
00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:08,280
again, and then they filmed a
scene with Sandoval and Arianna at their house.

773
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:13,199
Whoa, and that's happened. So
like I don't know if it's after

774
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,360
that that he's well, see he
can control that scene though right to he

775
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:20,199
can't control Andy asking him a tough
questions. Okay, okay, so um,

776
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:25,360
you're right. I don't know.
Okay, So the reunion doesn't need

777
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,800
to film in two weeks. We
can give it some time if we're not

778
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,199
going to get the whole cast and
crew together, because Sandoval needs to be

779
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,480
there, Sheina needs to be there, Rachel needs to be there, and

780
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:39,679
Ariana needs to be there, Dresden
doesn't need You mentioned that she allegedly took

781
00:53:39,679 --> 00:53:44,239
a shot at Rachel's face. You
said that I saw, Okay, So

782
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:47,559
that's what I'm concerned about. Is
the restraining order going to be an issue

783
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:52,480
with Sheena and Rachel being on the
DAIS together? So Andy, Yeah,

784
00:53:52,519 --> 00:53:54,679
Andy said that either he would do
a sit down with both of them um

785
00:53:55,039 --> 00:53:59,280
separately, or that they would zoom
in. But also I think that everybody,

786
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,239
Yeah, it'd be great to hear
from Shena, But respectfully, the

787
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:04,079
only thing she really has to add
is, yeah, Okay, I punched

788
00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:07,119
her in the facebo I didn't.
Nobody cares. Rachel needs to be Can

789
00:54:07,159 --> 00:54:09,199
I do a semi book end on
this. I'm not sure how much you

790
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:15,840
wanted to wrap this up, Rubies, but everyone was that a plural Yeah

791
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:22,519
called her the rubies. Everyone on
this cast benefits from this inccluding yeah,

792
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:28,119
sand of all scandival because very much
like oh yeah, Erica Jane baby,

793
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:31,199
we are two and a half years
beyond her being the worst human being on

794
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:36,599
planet Earth to now being kind of
welcomed back. And dare I say what

795
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,639
her and that husband and her might
have been up to was far worse than

796
00:54:39,679 --> 00:54:44,280
someone cheating. You know, they
ripped off people that got burned alive in

797
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,800
an aeroplane crash, you know what
I mean. And I think that also

798
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:52,280
gives credence to why this has so
widely been obsessed over, because like Erica

799
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:57,440
Jane jen Shaw, they were those
were like horrible things and talking about it

800
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,480
in any type of funny ways pretty
fucked up because people like people died,

801
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:05,639
people see like they got ripped off. Yeah, horrible ship that Kristen used

802
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:09,159
to be really hot. I found
her attractive, but uh people said she

803
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:15,559
had bad breath. Okay, so
thank you for your time. M Rubes.

804
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:17,840
We have a couple things here,
if you could just run through them.

805
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,559
We have. Let's begin with Jack's
never in a million years, I

806
00:55:21,679 --> 00:55:22,679
just like, I mean, never
in a million years did he think that

807
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:27,760
this was going to happen, because
he was brutalized for cheating on that,

808
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,920
like everybody has said. I read
on Facebook yesterday. I think that someone

809
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said, everyone that's like obsessing over
this, Oh, a cheater cheated on

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00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:40,599
someone that he cheated with, you
need to go touch grass. And I

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felt like that person was Jack's burner
account or what No just like, don't

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00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:52,079
belittle it like that. Yeah,
yeah, don't do that. Yeah that's

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wrong. That's This is a seminal
moment across the line. So we have

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we have LVP saying stupid, stupid
boy. Who is she saying that too?

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Just I don't even know. Now
we have Rachel asking James if he

816
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is faithful, and then her what
I wanted to highlight here was a pretty

817
00:56:09,519 --> 00:56:15,320
nasty moment from Arianna, who's but
most of the time a pretty sweet person.

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Yeah, she says, I'm smarter
than you, I'm pretty goer than

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you. Get the fuck over it. Who did she say that too?

820
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,760
I honestly don't even know. I
want to say Stasi or Kristen. She

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used to be like pretty bullied by
them because she was like the bartender at

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the bar. Patrick made a good
point. So when this like always like

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a baby, Lisa vander Pump had
three staple places. Philiblanca is where you

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00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,840
take your wife, Sir is where
you take your mistress, and Pump is

825
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:43,880
where you take your boyfriend. Her
staff was kind of like spread out around

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00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,079
different places, and Ariana and Tom
were the like the back bartenders at one

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of the places, and they started
working together. I don't know if it

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was the same restaurant or a different
one, but yeah, everybody speculated that

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00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:58,199
he was hooking up with Arianna while
he was dating Kristen. Kristen also got

830
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,760
fired. She was one of the
only chasm Is to ever be like legitimately

831
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:06,199
fire from sir as a waitress.
Um, there's an iconic moment where her

832
00:57:06,199 --> 00:57:08,280
manager, Diana is asking her to
leave the property and she's smoking and she

833
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,440
says fuck off Diana or like shut
the fuck up. Oh yeah, yeah,

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00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,239
and it's just like it's great.
And then that's Stasie hitting her in

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00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:19,039
the face after she says that she
cheated on her with her on Jack's Oh

836
00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:21,199
got it, got it, got
it. It's like a real hit there.

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00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,639
Yeah, yeah, that was big. That was really really big.

838
00:57:22,679 --> 00:57:27,280
Well. Um yeah, Sandoval also
punched Jack's in the face and was like,

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00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,880
yeah, I just they didn't have
on the beach. I think they

840
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,159
went out for a walk on the
beach and then uh, and then I

841
00:57:31,159 --> 00:57:35,519
think Jack's punched him in the face
too. So the brawl, do we

842
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:40,079
or do we feel satiated? Do
we feel like we have a good grasp

843
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,679
on this? Yeah? How do
how do I do. I think you

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00:57:43,679 --> 00:57:46,360
guys did very well well. We
think you did great and we can't thank

845
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:51,880
you enough for coming in and illuminating
the scand of all showing us the INDs,

846
00:57:52,119 --> 00:57:54,639
the outs and the in betweens.
Um. I think that our fans

847
00:57:54,679 --> 00:57:59,119
are very very appreciative because we could
not have done this without you. We

848
00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:02,360
watched too much television to be concerned
with this, so um, we were

849
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:07,800
not abreast of all of the little
intricacies. Intricacies, yes, exactly,

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00:58:08,079 --> 00:58:14,039
So Rubs, where can people find
you? Um? Wait, what's the

851
00:58:14,079 --> 00:58:16,519
name of your podcast? Yeah?
Um? Ruby, do you want to

852
00:58:16,679 --> 00:58:21,840
plug TikTok? No? Okay,
I want to say this you as an

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00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,920
audience, a little baddies. This
was a little little gift for you guys.

854
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:29,360
Oh, this is territory we normally
don't approach or cover. So let

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00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:34,400
us know what you thought about Ruby
being on the show. Be nice and

856
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,639
and we'll have her back and we'll
have her back on This was lightlifting for

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00:58:37,719 --> 00:58:39,519
Dylan and yeah, absolutely a lot
of fun. We don't do any work.

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00:58:39,519 --> 00:58:45,000
We just kind of pick our spots. Anyways, Thanks Ruby for joining

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00:58:45,239 --> 00:58:50,159
us, Love you very much.
Comment comment comment, We'll see you guys.

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00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,559
Later, I'm Dylan saying goodbye.
Pat say goodbye, Rubies say goodbye.

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There's a lot of stuff. It's
good. Jim cracked a lot of

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00:59:02,199 --> 00:59:05,840
it. Bad TV.