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Christ, he can't save us. No, no, no, he can't.
He can't. I mean, besides that, and everybody going to hell.
For like, within not even a twenty four hour period, my phone
was blowing up and I didn't even know what these memes were about yet.
Yeah, and then all of a sudden you find out that about this submarine
thing right for the Titanic, and it was like and they just kept getting
better and better, oh absolutely and better. Yeah, and they escalated so
fast. So it's it didn't surprise me how quick the memes came out.
It surprised me how fast they escalated ou, Yeah, to like the point
of no return, yeah, with your soul just being gone. Yeah,
and some of them that were so subtle, Like there was one that I
really liked that was it said, uh, Titanic's death. Titanic Deaths by
year, Yeah, which was nineteen twelve with this large spike and then flatline
and then twenty twenty three a little blip just like it's subtle. And then
another one was like google how many people died in the Titanic, and then
it had a number and then crossed out and then added five to it.
Like the other one that was it was the picture. It was the picture
of all of the people on the Titanic. Uh huh. And then it
said people from the submarine submarine waking up tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't even care. Like it's like people are like, oh,
it's so sad. I'm like no, not really, no, Like they
knew it was it wasn't safe. They should have known. They were told
by multiple people, professional people that it wasn't safe to do that. There's
there's a video out there of like a test run a week or two before
and it says it says stuff about how there's leaks on the ship and it
says how it's not safe and there's creaking. And there was reports that the
guy had jimmy rigged some stuff together from like Bass Pro Shop yep, parts
like Harbor Freight, Yeah, Harbor Frate type shit. It was run by
a fucking PlayStation four controller, not even PlayStation five knockoff. Was it even
a PlayStation four? No, it was look or like a PlayStation two.
It was a knockoff controller. Get fucked. Like we here here on Dad's
on day quote, we even have upgraded equipment. That's true, that's true.
I mean it took us three years to figure out one piece, but
yeah, we got it. Well that's just laziness on all accounts. Yeah,
no, because I put an effort. I was just stupid. I
will say though, like I would feel I feel a little bit more bad
if they did end up finding it and they all fucking suffocated in there.
Yeah, Like that would suck. Like imagine that. Imagine being stuck in
there and you're like running out of air, right, and you just you
gotta like look at people as you fucking suffocate. Yeah, right, or
like like so it imploded, right, like let's say instantaneous. But let's
say there was one little fucking portion that was pocketed and you just happened to
get stuck in that pocket. So now you're sitting in that pocket thousands of
feet deep. Yeah, with maybe five minutes, ten minutes worth of air.
Yeah, and you are looking at everyone else that was on that ship,
just squished like a fucking pancake, oozing down the walls like paint.
Yeah, that'd be kind of cool, I guess. I mean that'd be
cool for a second. Yeah, yeah, until you realized fuck yeah,
and then you know you'd fall asleep. I mean because suffocation. You don't
you don't really feel suffocation from what they say anyway, no one really knows.
I guess, right, I don't know, I guess. I mean,
do you remember you remember when you were a kid, like like teenager,
did you ever play the game where like you'd stand up against the wall
and your buddy would like hold your like push up against your neck to like
cut off your blood supply so you pass out. I didn't play that with
my buddy, but I tried that with a couple of girlfriends. Yeah.
Okay, it's kind of like that, right, It's just all of a
sudden, you just like but I mean, like you could die from that.
Oh absolutely, you know we used to. There was a retarded there
was a funny story. Uh my buddy, my buddy Gabe, he would
he would always pretend pass out and so like whenever we would do that,
he would like just ironically like fall forward onto a bed like where everybody else
like you drop like a sack of potatoes, right, he would like fall
gracefully into a bed like it was never a problem. So one time I
was waiting and I had wound up a pillow as tight as I could behind
my back, and the second he was falling forward, I just wrenched right
across his face just dropped him, just dropped, and you know his eyes
were closed. Yeah, yeah, so it hurt. Oh yeah, because
he's limp oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh by the way, this is
one yeah, yeah, Dad's on dig what one fifty two? I'm known
im do. Yeah, So there's that. How was weak? It was
pretty good? Yeah. My wife had asked me the other day, uh,
how how I got so much candy? And I told her I always
have a few twigs up my sleeve. Mm, so where's that? Other
than that, a week was good works work, and then uh, the
wife had her appointment on Thursday to go over all the blood work she had
to do for like genetic testing and stuff to make sure like everything's fine and
everything's good. And we also got to find out the sex of the baby.
Nice, So she had them put it in an envelope so we could
look whenever later whenever, which would be like that night, because I knew
she couldn't wait, so which I think I was gonna tell you on the
golf course today, but I chose. I was like, I know we're
doing this, so I'll save it. But yeah, so we're having another
girl, so sweet. Yeah, then will be up soon. Yeah,
yeah, you guys have anything in mind yet? Yeah, we do have
a name in mind. She's so she's been reading this book for like a
year and it's a year and a half. It's a massive book because it's
like a six book set in one. So she falls asleep when she's reading
her book, right, it's like on five pages maybe one oh five.
Yeah, I mean she's slow. So yeah, that's why she works from
home. Shouldn't that be modern as much? Anyway, her mom read this
book before she was born, and it's about like the only way I think
I could explain this is it sounds kind of like the Crudes, but in
book form, like it's supposed to be like people like cave people kind of
a thing, kind of a development. Yeah, story, Yeah, yea,
and there's a name in there that she really likes. Let me guess,
yeah with the middle name. Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah.
Other than that, yeah, my son, he's like full fledged working and
he enjoys it. So now you know he has his own like card and
so his money. Funny story about that too. He he told me the
other day he was like two parterre here one he goes. I had door
Dash, said my first time was free, so I ordered it, but
it never showed up. And I was like, well, did you put
in your card information? And he was like no, because it said it
was free. I said, it's free delivery. The food's not free.
The delivery is for you for your first time. He's like, oh that
makes sense. So he's all bummed out because it never showed up, right,
I'm like, hey, you didn't pay for anything. You never whatever.
Anyway, so I helped him set up door dash so he could,
you know, have the app and put his card on there. So then
he he door dashed the next day at work and I said, oh,
would you get and he said dairy queen. I said, oh, dairy
queen, okay, whatever, Like I'm like, what did you get?
He was like chicken strips and fries whatever, and he was like, I
was going to get five guys. But he was like, I saw the
cost of the burger, and I was like, I didn't want to spend
that kind of money. And I was like, yeah, no, shit,
huh yep, yeah yeah yeah. So he was like, I mean,
he goes that the cost of just the burger was almost how much my
whole order was from dairy Queen, with the delivery and the tip. Yeah,
And I was like, yeah, it's expensive. It gets fucking expensive.
Yeah, I imagine feeding four fucking people. Speaking of that, I
yesterday last night, we were hungry, Me and the producer were hungry,
and I was like, look, I don't feel like cooking, but sushi
sounds great. Let's order sakura. And normally, like normally, when we
order soakura for five or six people, then it ends up being like a
buck twenty five ish give or take from there, it's a little expensive,
Yeah, no it is, but for five people, it's kind of what
you would expect because my kids now eat like normal humans, they don't eat
like tiny humans. Yeah. So well, I go through and I make
the order and I don't think anything of it and the girls like it's one
thirty six, and I was like, it's just you and the producer for
two people. It's like one hundred and thirty six. What yeah, excuse
me, what happened to the price? And then I looked down and I
was like, well, I guess I kind of did order like a lot.
Like I ordered three rolls, a bunch of sushimi. Like I ordered
a little more than we normally would for the two of us three rolls.
Right, there's probably fifty bucks bring it? Yeah, bingoing with prices now,
So here's the kicker of the story. Though I get there, Keep
in mind, people I ordered it on the phone. For me to go
pick it up, all I have to do is walk through the door,
turn to my left, give my card to the machine, take my card
out, take my food, and I move on. Right. The girl
was upset because I didn't give her a tip. All she did was put
my food in a bag and then turn around and hand it to me.
That is no different than a fast food restaurant. I would not give anyone
from McDonald's, five Guys, Wendy's, Burger King, any of those a
tip. Ever. Yeah, I just wouldn't. It's not a sit down
restaurant. So I felt no different doing what I did to this girl.
She looked down at the receipt and had the audacity to be like with a
little sigh, And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, did I
forget an extra zero? And I just chocked my food and fucking walked away.
I was pissed, dude, I was. I was pissed. Yeah,
no, I get it. It's like, you know, a tip
is for a service, and if I'm picking up my own food, you
made my food because typically tipping in normal school of thought, you're not tipping
because of a chef. Correct, You're tipping because of the server. Correct.
You're not a server. You're a cashier who's giving me my food.
And that's it. Yep. And you didn't even give it to me,
right because I said no utensils or extras, and you still packed the bag
with utensils and extras that I didn't want in my home. And now I
have to feel guilty for throwing away those things, or feel guilty for keeping
them in a drawer for two fucking years and then arguing about using them two
years later. Because the there's an expiration data on it. I'll tip.
I'll tip local, like a local place. Like we had vetos tonight,
right, so we had pizza, salad and wings. I always forget about,
but so so we called in the order. We went and picked up
our groceries from from the store, and then we headed over there to pick
up our food and I tip them because they're a local place and the service,
Like the food's good, the service is good, and it's it's just
local. It's different. I don't it's not fast food. Yeah, I
don't care about fast food. I'm not tipping you you know. And it's
like that that's the ship that bothers me when places like like you said,
five Guys does that. In and Out doesn't do that. Nope, Culver
doesn't do that. But it's like there's all these things. Things will pop
up, like when you're paying, like do you want to leave a tip?
No? No, No, I don't. Typically like the places i'll
leave a tip is local places. You know, it's like or if it's
like you know, like high school kids and stuff like that, because because
I've been there exactly, you know, I've been there. I've been there
where Like I worked at a a second job when I worked in Vage.
It was this place called Tariocy Madness, and this company ordered and it's kind
of along the same lines, right, this company ordered like one hundred and
sixty dollars worth of food. It's a big order, right, It was
a big order. And they came in and they picked it up, and
they're regulars that come there, and they the lady signed for it and left
no tip and in that case. See, so it's like, but it's
kind of the same thing you're saying. You know, all they did was
come and pick it up. We've made the food and bagged it and that
was it. But we're also you know, we weren't really like we had
tables and chairs, but it wasn't really a sit down restaurant, but being
more of a local style at the time, it wasn't such a big chain
yet in Vegas. There was only two stores and so it was more of
a local thing. Not everybody knew about it, and so it was like
everybody tipped. And so it's just like when you have that big of an
order and it was like during the middle of like rush food hour, and
you have to put that order together and then you come in and you leave
nothing like that. So I get that side of it. But but in
the same regard, there's places it's like like, if I do a Chili's
pickup order, tip you. They literally handed you the food, you put
it in a bag. I came in and picked it up. Bingo,
you didn't do anything. You didn't even most of it with Chilis too,
like I don't even let them bring it to my car. I go I
inside. But speaking of tips, though, so another part of my week
was I got this text message from Cassie. She's like, Hey, your
daughter's been drawn pictures. She's been on this really cool kick. I want
to show it to you, And I was gonna wait to show you tonight.
Uh now, but you already know where this is going. I did.
For those that don't, if you're part of our Patreon subscribers, you
could be in the discord right now and you could see the wonderful artwork that
my daughter has actually produced. My daughter decided she wanted to draw frogs.
She drew stripper frogs with thongs and titty tassels on a stripper pole. And
I'm not gonna either. Actually, pretty decent for a twelve year ol like,
it's not bad. There there's some there's some detail there that is and
the strip of pole at the end of it is a mushroom like it kind
of looks like it is a mushroom. Yeah, it does, It absolutely
does. And I'm not sure where she got the inspiration from, but it's
fucking phenomenal and I love it and I'm here for it, and I'm gonna
encourage more more photos. I'm absolutely going to That's all there is to it.
She's an artist and I'm not gonna back down from it. And then
you should. The other the other fun thing that happened is we went to
the pool with kids and Lily overcame her fear and she jumped off the diving
board into the deep end. How bad was it? It was fucking phenomenal,
It was so The first the first one was it was easy, it
was cool, it was simple. She jumped in both feet, hit hit
the water first. Nothing crazy about the third one in she started getting a
little more brave, sure, and that's when she slipped and belly flopped and
face first flap, you know, and it was just you could hear the
smack on the water and but she didn't back down. She came up,
laughing and went right to the ladder, got up and did it again.
You know. It was yeah, it was fun. It was fun.
Yeah. But she did ask me a question about peeing in the pool,
which I thought was kind of funny. She's like, Dad, how many
times have you peed in the pool? I was like today, Yeah,
you know, but I actually, you know, hey, if if you're
Russian outside of the bathroom, what are you inside the bathroom? European?
Mmm? This kind of goes along with pool. What do you call a
Frenchman wearing sandals Philip flop? Mmm? I like it. I like it.
I like it. Oh man, So I got a question, Okay,
I got a question for you. This is a genuine question for you.
Do you like a real I do like riddles. I knew the answer
to that already. I don't know why I actually asked the question. I
knew you like riddles. You like riddles and history? I do like both,
Yes, I do. There was a time that I used to have
riddles stored in my memory because there's people at work like they're just fun yeah
right, and then it's just like because they're brain teasers. And the problem
is it's like when you're reading them, you're like, oh, yeah,
okay, I could get that right, But then when somebody asks you,
it's like you go brain dead. Yep, you go brain dead on some
of the easiest ones too, which is fucking crazy. Like one of my
favorite ones is this. If you're you're in a you have a boat sitting
on water, and there's a rope ladder going into the water. Okay,
okay, mm hmm, the tide rises, there's two rungs of the ladder
in the water, five rungs rings, whatever rungs total right, steps,
we'll call them steps. Right, the tide rises every half hour, after
two hours, how many more rungs are going to be in the water.
Oh it's easy, purple, exactly. And I love watching people sit there
and start counting on their finger and the answer is none, because as the
tide rises, so does the bows b But they sit there and start counting.
Yeah, absolutely, I got one. So I'm more of a I'm
more of like a riddle in a different style, right, So like like
this one here. Poor people have me, rich people need me, and
if you eat me, you die nothing. Bingo. Yeah, that's a
good one. Yeah. Yeah, I like riddles like that, like I.
And it's weird too because when I was a kid, I used to
I used to have them like on the ready constantly. Those in magic tricks
like card tricks. I used to fucking love card tricks too. Oh yeah,
love card tricks. Yeah. I always like watching David Blaine like do
Street Magic because card tricks are just fun because it's it's very quick slide of
eye. It's not really that it's really magic, but it's so good when
when you know what you're doing, it's good. What about if your uncle's
sister is not your aunt, then who is she to you? Your grandma?
Your mom? Sounds like, yeah, I went one step. I
thought we were in Alabama? Okay, here we go. What had a
what has a head and a tail? But nobody the coin? Ye took
me a second. I'm like, what what type of building contains the most
stories? A library? Yes, yes, that's ironic for me to get.
Yeah right, I'm stepped in. I've stepped no spell library? Can
I tag in Jake? Yeah? Yeah, all right, here we go.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen? The future?
There you go? Yeah, that's a that's an oldie. That's a
uh. A plane crashed on the border of Spain and Portugal. Where were
the survivors buried? There's no survivors. You don't burry survivors. Yeah,
we're not giving a pause for any of our listeners to actually answer any of
these. Oh, it's true, spitting them out. We're so smart,
that's true. Whoops. Yeah, Whereas there might be people listening that also
do a podcast and are like, oh, they're cutting out the pause.
No, we're all right. What goes up but never comes down? Oh
I don't remember this one? Your age? Yeah? Yeah, also,
my duke, the more of them you take, the more of them you
leave behind. What are they? Calm down, Calm down. I can't
answer this because I can't think. I can't think of a politically correct answer.
The only answer I can think of we would have to be about Okay,
footsteps is the answer. Footsteps? Okay, footsteps people. I'll tell
you my answer after the podcast is over all. Right, Forwards, I'm
heavy backwards, I'm not what am I? Forwards? I'm heavy backwards,
I'm not what am I? I don't know A ton a ton Okay,
I knew i'd get you with a spelling one because you wouldn't think it was
a spelling one coming from me. That's the last one I got. What
goes all around the world that stays in the corner. Again, I don't
know a stamp a stamp? Okay, how about let me give you a
different one that you can't get racist about. Hold on, how do you
know that Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune are about to get married
because there's rings around them? Yeah? They all have rings. There you
go. You can't put your rings in a fucking question. Yeah, you
get. I almost said it. I almost said it correctly. I'm like,
no, I'm saying it the right way. I'm saying. Is there
there was one on here I wanted to get. Well, while you're looking
that up, do you want to hear about the new word I invented?
Uh? Sure, plagiarism? I like that. That's a good one.
That's a good one. Uh that's it should open with that? Where's this
one? God damn it? You know I I also I don't get why
Marvel doesn't use the Hulk for more advertisements. Yeah, he's basically just one
big banner like that. Oh man, you know why it's so cheap to
throw a party at a haunted house because nobody eats anything. No, because
because the ghosts will bring all the booze. Oh I like it. I
like that. I like that. I gotta look up. So the other
thing we were gonna do is history facts, like crazy history facts. And
I had some safe somewhere, but I can't remember where they. Oh,
I got mine, and there's one specifically I want to I definitely want to
get to. Mine are simplistic, nothing, nothing too graz like. Here,
I'll go with this one. There were female gladiators in ancient Rome.
A female gladiator was called a gladiatrix. They were extremely rare, unlike their
male counterparts, but they did exist. Oh shit, that's kind of crazy.
Do you know between nineteen thirteen and nineteen fifteen it was legal to male
babies. Do you know? That's also when the Titanic sunk. I think
that was nineteen twelve, damn it. Oh. From nineteen twelve to nineteen
forty eight, the Olympic Games held competitions in the fine arts. Medals were
given for literature, architecture, sculpting, painting, and music. Obviously,
the art created was required to be Olympic themed. Ooh hmm, Olympic themed.
Huh that's interesting, I guess uh m oh shit. There was an
There was an Elite eight. There was an ancient elite Greek military that consisted
of one hundred and fifty pairs of gay male lovers. They went undefeated in
war for years. Yeah, because they're right trying to drive everybody's dad.
Cause you imagine look at that butthole, one hundred and fifty gay just ripped,
shredded dudes running at you about I always surrendered white flag. We're coming
for your ball. Yay. Could you imagine I'm carrying wooden dildos instead of
swords, just big giant woulden fucking dildos, Just one hundred and fifty of
them running right at you, dude. That would be fantastic. Uh.
Napoleon Bonaparte was once attacked by a horde of bunnies. He had requested that
a rabbit hunt be arranged for himself and his men. When the rabbits were
released from their cages, the bunnies charged from towards Bonaparte and his men in
an unstoppable onslaught bunnies. Yeah, bunnies. Jesus. Do you know pineapples
in the eighteenth century used to be rented as a symbol of wealth and power.
People would rent them just for a single night to show off fellow partygoers.
Pineapples no certain size? May yeah, pineapples. Do you know that
they stick pineapples up Hitler's ass in Hell? Yeah? Absolutely? Okay.
Ketchup was sold in the eighteen thirties as medicine. In eighteen thirty four,
it was sold as a cure for an upset stomach by an Ohio physician named
John Cook. It wasn't popularized as a condiment until the late nineteenth century.
Really, that's kind of interesting. The last official Civil War widow, Hello,
Viola died in twenty twenty. Say that again, The last official Civil
War widow died in twenty twenty. No way, Hm, that's impossible.
How why why would it be impossible? Did you say the sivil the Civil
War, the silver the silver Civil God? Damn it? So she was
yeah, one hundred and fucking sixty years old. I can look up the
exact agent. He's probably World War two, you dumbass, in the Civil
Wars? What Erna said? Did you know Abraham Lincoln is in the Wrestling
Hall of Fame. The six four president had only one loss among his around
three hundred contests. He earned a reputation for this in New Salem, Illinois
as an elite fighter. Here last Oh that was a veteran hold on.
Sorry whoop. See Helen Fiola Jackson, America's last known Civil War widow,
has died at the age of one oh one. So this person married this
person really late, then, must have. I don't know. I'm not
reading any farther than that, Jesus. So okay, yeah, okay.
Did you know George washed a bit? What's a super hot today? George
Washington opened a whiskey distillery after his presidency. After his term, Washington opened
a whiskey distillery. By seventeen ninety nine, Washington's distillery was the largest in
the country, producing eleven thousand gallons of unaged whiskey. Wow, eleven thousand
gallons. It's a lot for them. Then, yeah, now they probably
do that in a couple hours. Yeah, in all honesty, did you
know that that his wife just died in twenty twenty? Did you know that
ancient Rome was eight times more densely populated than the modern New York then like
New York today, eight times more densely populated. Really, yeah, that
puts into perspective how many people actually lived in ancient Rome. Yeah, it's
wild, Like, yeah, that's kind of crazy. During the Salem witch
trials, the accused witches weren't actually burned at the stake. Majority were jailed,
some were hanged, but none of the two thousand people accused ever got
burned alive. Huh, that's kind of crazy. Do you know that the
so the plague, the plague was actually carried by like rat or lice and
fleas and things. Yeah, and those were those were mostly carried by rats,
and so back when the plague was around, people who had cats didn't
have mice problems. People who didn't have mice problems didn't catch the plague.
And that's where the whole witch hunt kind of really originated. Interesting is actually
because people and what what type of people mostly keep cats? Women? Yeah,
so yeah, that's kind of interesting. That's not one that I had,
but that's one that I knew interest a haad. I just kind of
thought that that was h Did you know that a tug of war used to
be an Olympic sport. It was part of the Olympics schedule between nineteen hundred
and nineteen twenty and occurred at five different Summer Olympic Games. The nation to
win the most medals was Britain with five, and then the US with three.
Huh. I got a question. Are you playing tug of war with
your wife when she's given you a blowjob? Because technically she's on one end,
you're on the other, and I mean she's trying to get it out.
I mean, I guess you're trying to get it out too, But
do you shoot like it? Like? You know? It makes sense because
because because okay, so there's there's a in tug of war, you're trying
to pull across midline, right, so you are because you want to force
your cockai road. So yeah, technically right, okay, sure, all
right? So the Austrian army once mistakenly attacked and fought against themselves during the
Battle of Kurrasabi's confusion led to hundreds of casualties. Could you imagine being that
stupid? Wow? The most famous serial killer was a Hungarian countess Elizabeth can't
pronounce that X said she was accused of torturing and killing over six hundred and
fifty young women, most of them were between the ages of ten and fourteen.
Holy shit, never even heard of her. Yeah that sucks. You
know. Diarrhea was so widespread and common in the nineteenth century that people would
develop opium habits because opium makes you constipated. Hmm, shit you not.
What was the pineapple thing you said earlier? That pineapple that used to be
purchased as a sign of wealth and power. Yeah, okay, like people
would rattis of symbol. Yeah, they would rent them for the night.
Okay, yeah, okay, you want to do a couple more? Do
you got any more? Yeah? I got a couple more. I got
one that I want to end on because it's for you. Did you know
that ice pops were actually accidentally invented by a kid. Yeah, yeah,
well that was kind of cool too. Uh. Four alarm clocks and way
before smartphone alarms, there were people called knocker uppers who would literally knock on
people's windows to wake them up in time for work up until the late Up
until the nineteen seventies, knocker uppers used a long stick, soft hammers,
rattles, or even pea shooters to reach their client's windows. Huh, how
have I never heard of that? Did you say this? Like? So,
when when Julius Caesar became the Emperor of Rome at just twenty four years
old, he made his horse a senator. Did you say I have not
said that? No? Yeah, so ancient Rome had a senator and it
was a horse. For thirty years, Canada and Denmark have been playfully fighting
for control of a time the island near Greenland called Hans Island. Once in
a while, when officials from each country visit, they leave a bottle of
their country's liquor as a power move. Wow. Wow, So I just
looked. I just looked up the amount of deaths for the Black Plague because
I was actually interested in what it was. Take a wild guess. Six
million, not even close, way higher, seventy five million, seventy five
million, seventy five million, it's a lot. That is a massive amount.
Yeah. What's crazy is that there were seventy five million people around it
that fucking time. Think about that for a minute. Huh. If we
have grown exponentially for years, right, and we're only at two point some
or no, what are we at? We're at one billion for the world
or something like that, something like a lot for there to be seventy five
million deaths and there's still to be a shitload of people around I think.
I think in the United States there's somewhere around like three hundred and forty million.
Yeah, so seventy five. If seventy five million people died in the
US right now, yeah, it would be a lot. Would be a
large chunk, large chunk. Yeah, that's a third, a large chunk.
No, a quarter, it's a quarter. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
it's a lot. That's a lot of fucking people. Yeah, it's
a lot of fucking people. I had one here, the Three Musketeers candy
bar was named for its flavors. Well that sucks, But why the Musketeers.
Oh because it came in a three pack featuring different flavors vanilla, chocolate,
and strawberry. That makes sense, motherfucker. That makes sense, because
I want to say, when I was a kid, I had one that
was strawberry. Yeah, but I don't now they're all playing shitty. Remember
that is that one of those Mandela effects? It might be stay tuned where
you I have another, Abraham Lincoln, I have two more. This is
my second to last one. Abraham Lincoln was also a licensed bartender. In
eighteen thirty three, the sixteenth President, opened up a bar called Barry and
Lincoln with his friend William F. Barry in New Salem, Illinois. The
shop was eventually closed when Barry, a raging alcoholic, consumed most of the
shops supply. Wow, all right, give us your last one, close
out. I don't have anymore. Okay, let me get to it.
You may know them as a bunch of heroes that broke box office records box
office records with their movies, but the Avengers was also a group of Jewish
assassins who hunted Nazi war criminals after World War Two. They poisoned two two
hundred and eighty three German prisoners of war. Damn straight fuck. Yeah.
So six million in two thousand and eighty three. Yeah close, Oh my
goodness, gracious, so close. Ship. Yeah. So do you have
anything else? Not really, not really. I'm excited for I'm excited for
the upcoming week. Yeah. You got a lot coming up? Yeah,
a lot coming out, camping trip on a lake. Uh. There's a
guy that I work with who his parents own this, like you know,
bitch and fucking house on a lake and uh some property up there with boat
and ship like that, and it's like this, it's this, I don't
know what you would call it. It's not like a country club, but
it's your You don't you have to I guess I don't know. I don't
know how to describe it. My brain's not working right now. But you
have you have to have had the family. Your family has had to have
owned the land by this lake for like years now, for generations in order
for you to actually be part of this community. Right, So it's kind
of a little cultish, but his parents are very well to do, and
they invited us to come up and hang out with the kids on the lake
for a couple of days the weekend before the fourth of July. So I'm
really excited to do that and kind of see what that's about. And then
one thing that they're gonna do when we're there is they're going to do this
community barbecue. And like I used to do these as a kid, and
I remember back East, we used to have these community barbecues where you would
pay like fifteen bucks ahead and there would be a shitload of food being cooked
there's games like it's effectively this like little mini carnival that you go to.
Yeah, we don't do that here in Kingman. We're fucking idiots. Now
that makes sense. Community barbecues that like runs in your gene pool. Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah, so you know, so that's gonna be fun to
kind of introduce that to the kids. And then I spent a couple extra
bucks today and bought an inner tube for behind their boat because they only have
a wakeboard. They don't have a tube, and the kids can't really wakeboard,
so I just bought a tube that'll give that'll be a nice core memory
for the kids. I'm excited to take a video. I would get Grayson
launched. Don't worry. I'm mean launch don't worry. It's a two person
inner tube. So I'll be on there with all the kids while while we're
going and uh so when he gets you know, eat it off, I'll
just let go and fall off with him so I can save them. Yeah
that's good stuff. So all right, well that'll be good. That'll be
exciting. Yeah, for sure. I'm always excited for the Fourth of July.
So I like fireworks. You want to as Okay, So Dad's on
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just pulled out a knife. If you want me to, you don't have
to click it there. I can click it on here. That's fine,
that's fine. Yeah, because its super loud through there. So yeah,
it's super loud. Yeah. Didn't you hear the elevator music prior? Yeah,
that was super loud. There's no way I could talk through that.
Uh. Anyway, Dad's on deck episode one fifty two. We'll catch you
next week. Piece out later. So dom I kept trying to make jokes
about the ocean Gate sub okay, but under pressure, I just couldn't get
the structure of the joke to fit. It. Just it wouldn't it wouldn't
stay. So instead, rich people usually claim they start from the bottom.
I didn't know that the bottom was actually twelve thousand, five hundred feet deep,
but that's again