All right, here we go with a Dave and Jenny version of the Minnesota
Goodbye You ready, Jenny, all right, let's find out what's going on
here. We got a bunch of emails, so thank you very much.
We really appreciate it when we say, hey, we need emails and you
come through for us. So thank you very much. Dave, yesterday you
were talking about when you were in Texas you went to check out a place
that in the past where there was a mass shooting. This was on the
air, not on the Minnesota Goodbye. I don't think. But I went
to the Texas clock Tower and in nineteen sixty six, mentally deranged former Marine
sniper climbed up to the top of the clock tower like thirty stories up and
randomly killed as many people as he could. He killed fifteen people, mostly
young college students, and then injured thirty one more. And I read a
book about it, had heard about it for years and years, and I
thought, okay, well, let's go see it. Is that morbid?
And most people said no, they said, okay, we're fascinated by Jack
the Ripper. People will go see Jack the Ripper sites Charles manson Side and
other like you know, we'll go look at the nine to eleven towers,
the World Trade Center towers site, and it is it is a natural I
think curiosity. And people kind of vindicated me and said, yeah, it's
not really that weird. Yeah, we did a pull on Instagram too,
Oh would it says yeah, it said? Twenty four percent said yes,
it is weird. About seventy six percent said no, it is not weird.
Okay, good people are on your side on this one. I was
worried that I was turning into some sort of a psycho. Will you let
me know? Will you let me know if I turn into a psycho,
I will let you know. Have I done anything before that? Make careful
because if you're turning into a psycho, I can't have that any kind of
like psychotic breaks come at me. If I'm the one revealing that you might
be a psycho, you know what I mean. I'm like trying to look
out for myself in that moment. So you know, if you get older,
if you go day, thank you, thank you. As you do
get older, that somebody told me a long time ago. They said,
you either get worse or you get better. You get either, like really
mild mannered and laid back like my dad. As he got older he became
just very chill. Yeah. But when he was younger, he was very
intense and made us work a lot. He wasn't scary or anything, but
he was definitely had a big personality. But when he got older, he's
like very chill. Yeah. It's like, oh, you want to go
to Golden Corral? Sounds good to me because old people love Golden Corral.
Anyway, they say, were you were in Texas? You want to check
out a place that there was a mass shooting. That reminds me of an
episode of a true crime podcast about a guy who took his girlfriend to a
restaurant that a mass shooting happened at. He was so interested in those kind
of events he ended up doing the same thing. Also, he ended up
doing the same thing. Oh wow, not saying that you'll become one just
an FYI the good news. His mass murder doesn't appeal to me at all.
I'd rather take a nap. I mean, seriously, not my thing.
We've also discussed on the show about how you and Susan have had the
discussion of like, I will never kill you, just so you know,
we totally did yep. And I know it's like Andrew and I. I
don't know that we've had that kind of discussion before, but we haven't had
discussions about like neither of us think that there's like psychotic parts of our brain
that would make a snap at any point, you know what I mean.
Yeah, I mean if I didn't kill Julie, then I don't think I'll
kill anybody. And we've kind of like jokingly, but you and I talked
about this. Susan and I will be watching forty eight Hours Mystery or Dateline
Mystery whatever, and it's usually about a wife that kills her husband or a
husband that kills his wife. And I've told her, I said, just
so you know, I will never kill you, and she's like, well,
I hope not. And I'm like, no, I just want to
let you know you don't never have to worry about that. Yeah, And
so we talked about whether you would have that discussion with your partner and we
did. And next one, Hello, favorite people. This email is geared
toward Dave. I wrote it last week, but I'm sending it now.
This some Night's song, Dave, Thank you so much for this beautiful creation.
I've heard it many, many times, and every single time I laugh
out lab from the podcast to the Minnesota Goodbye. I've heard it twice in
the past few days. Continue to belly laugh. It never gets old.
Also, Dave has a sweatshirt that says kat wb University or Dave Ryan University
or something like that, and I love it. I'm the girl who bought
one of his sweatshirts from him, literally off his back, for one hundred
dollars, and it's one of my most prized possessions. Do you remember this
story? No, I don't think I've ever heard that. One years ago,
somebody who worked on our show, like twenty five years ago made me
a shirt that said like Dave Ryan in the morning and had like a record
on it and maybe a microphone like embroidered into the chest on the shirt.
And she saw me wearing it, she says, I want that, and
she's only like twenty five years old. And I said, how much will
you pay for it? She said one hundred dollars. I said sold.
So she says that's one of her most prized possessions. Dave, you'd ever
like to make another deal, I'm in the market for another Dave Ryan sweatshirt.
Love y'all and thanks for being part of my day. From Kylie.
Kylie, I'm going to find that shirt. I think it says KDWB University
and I will reach out so because I've got so many sweatshirts, so many
hoodies, so many T shirts Dave Ryan and Jenny in the Mornings Zoo,
I wanted to send an email and say congratulations Day for winning his award.
Stately listeners. Appreciate the hard work you and the rest of the peeps put
into the show every day to give us the best show possible. Also,
I'm a loyal listener to your show. However, a loyal listener to the
Morning Show podcast put on by Carla, Marie and Anthony out of Seattle.
I've been following them since they were on the other big morning show who must
not be named. While listening to their Twitch live stream today, I mentioned
her name in the chat and they proceeded to talk about their interactions with you,
and I got great joy out of hearing about my two favorite morning shows
colliding in one world. That is all. Hope you have a great week
from Kindra. Yeah. I saw them at the Morning Show conference and they're
just the sweetest people. They're just very nice, and I don't know them
well, but I admire them for what they've done. If I got a
little backstory on them, they were on a big station in New York and
then I think they got fired and they were doing they were kind of like
very like assistant to assistant producer, okay show Okay. They started their own
podcast, and then iHeart picked them up as like a morning show based off
of them doing this podcast. I was very successful on their showing. Okay.
So then they went out to Seattle and did a morning show out there.
I think they got moved around a little bit out there before they were
let go at one point. But now they do their own show, just
not part of iHeart or any company as far as I know. Is it
just on Twitch. It's just on Twitch. It's like their own no shit.
Yeah, I admire that so much because one thing that I've never figured
out and I really want to is to how to take our show from not
just the radio, not just iHeartRadio, not just this podcast, but to
do a video like either every morning or every couple of mornings or whatever,
I don't know, with different cameras, so you're over here, Drake is
over here, whatever, and then we take calls and that type of thing.
I don't know how hard it is to do. I know nothing about
it. I don't know a ton about that stuff either. I remember Carler,
Marie, and Anthony We're on a panel last year at the same conference
we're talking about. We were all there last year. It was very interesting.
It was the first I'd ever heard of like people taking a morning show
becoming I think they just do like an hour show every day, like a
consistent hour through like it's a podcast, but they still play games on it.
They have guests on it and stuff like that. They have, as
far as I know, Twitches like super interactive, like that person just said
they mentioned your name and then they brought it up so you can see the
comments. So they're consistently interacting with the comments with people on Twitch. So
it's a much more I mean, we interact with people. We have texting
systems, we have phone calls, we have the talkback feature. Yeah,
but Twitch is like so like on it with seeing messages and interacting and sending
like emojis and stuff like that. I just looked them up right now and
they're not. I didn't know this. They are not on a radio station.
They're only on Twitch and YouTube, and it says Carl, Marie and
Anthony are best friends who've been doing radio podcasts and live events for ten years.
Catch us on Twitch and find us on YouTube. I admire that so
much, the innovation of somebody like who figures out a way to do it
without a radio signal. So wow, that's cool. Good for you,
guys, and thank you for writing. In next one, Jenny David Drake,
I'm listening to the podcast while I'm packed for my vacation, and after
hearing a couple of topics saw in a row, I had to write down,
sit down, and write to you guys immediately. Number One embarrassing coworker
moment. I went on a work trip with co workers who, let's say,
is the polar opposite of me. She is much more buttoned up where
I have some quirky edges zero judgment, but we do not live the same
lives. While driving, we decided to turn on some music. I attached
my cell phone via bluetooth and it popped into the last playlist I've been playing.
After returning from a trip with my husband the playlist shroom's playlist emoji,
and all with a mushroom emoji. Judge me or not, I have no
regrets. But as soon as I saw that scroll across the screen, I
quickly jumped and changed it. But it had been up on the screen long
enough for her to have noticed. Not as crazy as explosive Holes, explosive
loads for Dirty Hoes, or the pooping Boss, but enough to make my
little hippie heart flutter. She never said a word, Thank god. This
is based on this story yesterday on The Show, where a woman wrote in
said she was driving to a lunch meeting with her boss and some clients.
On the way there, her boss is driving, it's a woman boss,
by the way, and she had bluetoothed her phone and on the screen on
the dashboard it showed the latest video she was watching, which was called Explosive
Loads for Dirty Hoes, which is extremely vulgar and intriguing because you want to
know how explosive are these lass I was thinking how dirty or the hose?
My question was, is that what she's always watching or does she have a
little bit of a variety, I mean, not king shaming, like whatever
you like. You like, you know whatever. Yeah, exactly, as
long as it's legal. But yeah, I was my first question, Dave,
you're disgusting. Well, you want to know how big are the loads?
They're explode Jenny. They're explosive, they're explosive. What they're explosive?
Are you going to title this explosive loads for dirty hose? I thought I
had a title already, but I find it change it. I find it
really intriguing because I'm a guy, and I think that my cliche and my
sexism rears its head when I think that women like romantic porn. I know
women like porn, but not all of them do. But I know I've
had some girlfriends who will watch porn, but they don't like ones that are
like that vulgar. Yeah. I don't really want to get into it,
so let's move on. Dave's interest in the clock tower is the topic next
one. Dave, There's nothing wrong with some morbid curiosity. We are human.
It might not pique everybody's interest, but it is fully human nature to
be curious about things that are maybe less than savory. It's usually because it's
hard for us to wrap our heads around the event having happened in the first
place. I've always been interested in these type of things, in true crime
and such, and I usually get the same reaction you got. My husband
jokes that I'm a psychopath, and I swear I'm not. I can't even
kill flies anyway, Keep on keeping on, Yo, no tango el papel,
me amigo. I think that means that we don't have any any any
paper coffee filters. I don't know. Well, this came up on vacation
because we had a coffee maker in our room and we were out of coffee
filters. So I found the housekeepers in the hallway and I said, uh,
Hi, we're out of coffee filters and she said coffee. I said
yes, she said regular or decaf, and she was I think Spanish was
her first language, and so I pulled out my elementary school English and I
said, no, el papel, which means paper, and she's like ah,
and she knew that I was talking about paper filters, and I was
very delighted with myself. Can I tell you? So? I watched dogs
off of an app here and there, and I we do like meeting grids
with dogs ahead of time sometimes and these dogs that I in my yesterday,
I was reading Andrew the profile because he wasn't there when they came over,
and I'm reading it and it goes, you know, if they don't listen
to your commands, if you want to just like speak to them in Spanish,
sometimes they'll listen better if you speak to them in Spanish. And I
was like, the owner told you that, it's like in their instructions on
the app because and he's just like, we gotta learn Spanish for these dogs
now. And I think it'll be fine. They seem well behaved enough that
we don't have to speak to them in Spanish. But I started laughing.
Isn't that funny that if you're like, if they don't understand English, and
you're like sit, sit, sit, and they've never heard the words sit
before, that's funny. Let's see. Let's go to the next one.
All right, this is an interesting one from Nicole. I was just thinking.
I was listening to the podcast this morning, Monday the fourteenth, at
work, just letting you know. The volume has improved from a few weeks
ago, but I still have to crank it most of the way up instead
of all the way up. Now a new thing I noticed this past week
and especially after Mondays, is that one person is really loud while the other
person is quiet and sounds soft and far away. Last week, Jenny was
loud, and for this morning day was loud and Jenny was quiet your mic,
then, because I was on your mic last week. It's got to
be. Because I'm looking at the waveform right now on our computers i'm recording
this. My waveform peaks at about halfway up the computer screen. Yeah,
yours peaks at about twenty five or twenty percent up the computer screen. Yeah,
yeah, it's weird. I don't know. It's like when we look
at the volume set of where it is for our mics were equally on the
same volumes. Yeah, across the board equal somewhere deep inside the control board.
There's got to be something that we can do to boost your volume up
a little bit because it is definitely softer than mine. And you know,
like I said, we try to give you the best experience that we can
give you as you listen to the podcast. So thank you very much.
Next one, Dave, you're preaching to the choir when you brought up the
topic that senior photos or a waste of money. I did my senior photos
with my aunt using her nicer camera. They turned out just as good as
everybody who spent hundreds of dollars on theirs. Also, it was way more
fun and now a memory I had with my aunt, who is no longer
with us. We also skimped on wasting money on wedding photos and we brought
my cousin a program to edit photos on her computer and she took photos for
us. We bought it. For now, this story doesn't in the same
because it turns out she lost the memory card from before wedding photos, so
we don't have those, But we still have a ton of photos from the
wedding which show how fun our day was. The only downfall is not having
formal photos with grandparents on the day. So I will admit being cheap on
photography has its downfalls. But also I really don't feel like I'm missing out
since I do have photos from the day, just not specific ones. Shout
out to the photographers out there, I am positive I won't take away your
business because some people really like photo shoots and having professional photos taken. This
is just not something I'm willing to spend A bunch of money on cheers from
Sidney. Thank you Sidney again. Yeah, I don't want to take money
away from photographers because that is a hard business to break into and a hard
business to be among the like the ones who actually make a living at it.
Yeah. I think a lot of photographers do it part time and a
few make a living. So yeah, use a photographer. You know what,
I will say this about senior pictures. How many times does a kid
graduate? One time? So go spend six hundred dollars under senior pictures.
But you know, I will tell you this one. If you don't have
the money, that's a good way to save it. And that is it
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morning When we open up the email box and we see a bunch of emails
that are all say Minnesota goodbye, we just get so happy. So send
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