In the year two thousand seven fourteen, a new squad of Opera Davis was
chosen by the College of Illusion. These fools promptly went on to frustrate their
DM at every opportunity. Today, still working together because really, who else
would work with them? They survive as adventurers of fortune. If you have
a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find
them, maybe you can hire the Second Breakfast Club. Tony Kinney as Eddie
Falzoni, Jess Owen as a deer a Glow, Michael Cole as Urag and
Jesse Wicks as Bill Crilliance, Nico Rodriguez as your DM. Welcome back to
the continuing tales of a Fool's Quest. Is that cane? Yep? I'm
gonna pick that up and investigate it. See if I know anything weird about
it? Wonderful, Thank you for picking that up and investigating. As you
pick it up, the skeleton's eyes flare to light and the two double doors
slam behind you. The creature says, in a very deep old man voice,
you cannot leave now. I want to have such wonders to show.
One lamprey like tentacles thrust out from the ground shadow and form. The windows
themselves all tint to black so that no sunlight can come in, and the
room goes completely dark. There are, before the room completely fades out,
probably at least three tentacles for each of you that you could tell. We're
shooting up from the floor and we all roll initiative. Don't forget Valley.
Oh yeah, I got a five, A five, seven, seven,
nine, okay, all right, and Valley got a five? So wait,
is there a plus to anything? Sorry, I'm new here, you're
dexterity seven seven Okay. The back guy's got a tend though, So lamprey
like tentacles strike out at all of them, and we're just gonna go around
the table to see who gets hit by them as the room fades to black
and lights go out and you guys can't see anything without any light. So
first attack, I'm just gonna go from left to right. Hits a dera
and that is a hit for maximum damage. So I'm gonna do the damage
from one tentacle, and then just plus one and plus one for the additional
tentacles for the bonus add rule, so eight damage to Adira. The second
ones go to attack, who rag but they miss him as he can feel
there those weird spirit vibes, that feeling coming toward him. He's able to
navigate and dodge out of the way. But poor Bill is not so fortunate.
As you take five points of damage, Bill, as these lamprey like
tentacle shadow tentacles slam into you and also Eddie. You take a few hits,
but you have the ability to strike back because they got a seven and
they did minimum damage of only three points of damage or out four points of
damage to you D six plus one, so four points of damage to you.
Oh my god in a critical miss for them hitting Valley. So Valley
nice. She's doing great. So I don't currently have a weapon, But
would I be able to cast a spell to strike back? I would actually
holding a crossboy, No, I am. I would say you could probably
punch a kick. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna just punch then.
Okay, No, I'm not. No, it goes right through the shadows.
Oh that's a three swing, all right? Cool, and I believe
nine was Bill. All Right, Bill, you're up. I'm going to
uh start frantically smashing my symbols together. Just there, there's time blow sparks.
I'm gonna cry a little and just give the little give the two D
four to damage, all right, two D four to damage nine nine.
Okay, so you draw the attention of these things. Seems likely. I'm
gonna be pretty fucking bright. It's gonna be real, right ones. You
guys are gonna be blink ages. They've already hit me. So it's game
automatic, game on two people got seven's right? Guess me and you run?
All right, So which one of you want to go first? Between
the two off? I let you go. Okay, all right, you're
up a deer. He's waiting for the light. So yeah, I'm going
to rage all right, time to glow, and I am going to nine
to hit wow for six points of damage to whatever. Just to me.
You were at the two D fours or two, yes, and that kills
one of the tentacles immediately. Oh yeah, plus that was actually seven points
of damage because I got my rage, yet he still kills it. So
yeah, you inflame yourself with your axe and you swipe right through one and
just face swing ye first sent to nothing else? Uh right? You now
have light. Everybody has like your ad is pissed and we saw you get
hit. Also, yes, in the dark was going dark? Was going
dark? Okay, so everything was fake. You got that anybody got hit
unless everybody screamed out. But I'm sure, I'm sure we all yelled when
it went black. I screamed before I got hit. Will screamed like a
little bit. Everybody screamed when the lights went out. They screamed like a
school girl. Okay, I'm just gonna go do a hack and slash with
the of my sphear. Then, okay, the tentacles are near me.
What eight? All right, so it gets a chance to hit you back,
and it does, but only one of them does for three points of
damage, which doesn't get past your armor. So never mind. Well it's
taken a big VET two for me and it survived somehow. No, that's
not gonna do it. That's a plus one from strength. But they've got
more than two. I believe that takes us over to Eddie. Did you
get a four or five? Yeah? Five? Okay, so you'll go
before Valley. All right, I'm going to Is the skeleton still in the
throne? No? Uh yeah, skeleton still on the throne. Yep.
I didn't like stand up or something. No, he just spoke and I'm
still right by the throne. Yep, I'm grabbing the crown off it.
Okay, So anything happened, Nope, damn it. Way to go,
Eddie, damn it, Martin. We're not here to fight you. We've
got Fraser outside. He's worried about you. We just calmed down a little
bit. That's what That's what I'm gonna do. Pretty sure it's Martin.
Pretty sure that Eric cokers Martin. Very intuitive. But now you have a
crown in your inventory. Yeah, yeah, all hail king Eddie. Yeah,
I don't know if i'd put it on. I'm not gonna put it
on. Valley drops an illusion of Bill right in front of Bill again to
try and help him out, because that's her go to right out the gate,
and she's like, here you go, Bill, try not to get
hit anymore. I heard you scream. Turn Look the hair is all wrong
and I'm on solid too inches tall. It grows like a half inch better,
the same, all right, and then back to a round of tentacles.
Oh and the skeleton after you took that helmet off, starts reaching toward
the cuffs the bottles, but it's like all shambly and like wobbling. The
bones are having a hard time sticking together, like falling apart and coming back
together with shadow magic. As it reaches forward the two bottles that are on
the table in between the thrones, it turns over and it is the tentacles.
So we're going to do another round, and first a dera, No,
we're not a this time it misses a derae. Tentacles are all like
you're on fire and they are moving away from you. They're headed toward one
of your companions the other chase Ooo rag that is a hit, but you
get to hit one back and it is going to hit you for eight points
of damage. Two. Okay, I'm gonna say that's the one that you
hit the first time, and that one disappears because they have four points of
health and higher low, mister Bill high. It is so the other three
tentacles are not fooled yet by the visage, and they are going to also
for eight points of damage. That's more points of damage, is eddie,
you are safe? Hey? As you went for the king and they're all
like whoa, we don't want to get too close to the throne. So
they kind of back away, and let's see a valley is still safe with
a five, So they are. She's just so short and these tentacles are
so big that she's just like down and Weaven and Ninja in and it is
back to building. It's not very good at dodging everything. I am going
to reassure myself that I am doing just fine. I am great, and
also give myself a couple of defour damage. I guess you're gas letting yourself.
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay,
i'm okay, i'm ok i'm okay, i'm okay, I'm okay,
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm not that's correct damage.
I didn't hurt at all. You're a big strung man. I'm okay,
big strong boy. That's a fourteen my modifier, soir? Oh wow?
Okay? Uh to heal for sixteen points? Holy shit? Dang, I
am in fact fucking fine. It clings really hard. I thought I was
fucking you guys up for a second ere but then Bill comes out of nowhere.
Oh I wasn't five hit points. Now I'm back at eight. All
right after Bill, it takes it back over to a dera. Do I
just have one near Mary? Or you have two next to you? Still?
And there's three of them? Oh shit, I guess I should have
been looking at that. Let's slash at these guys again. Takes eight points
to hit. Alright, it's like pick one of them gets to hay you
back. I just have the D ten damage right, because I don't have
the two D four anymore? Right? Or is that ongoing? Nope,
it's just the one time m that is three points of damage for it.
It's only three only did you add one for your barbarian rage? Sorry?
Thank god? All right, so it disappears, but as it disappears,
it splashes against you with this tentacle and sharp pointy spikes pop out of the
tentacles and slash into you four eight points of damage. Bro, No,
that was maximum damage and rag yep. Okay, I'm gonna go combat mode
and shape shift into the large cat form again. Okay, all right,
so that's three moves that you'll be able to take advantage of and go for
pack and slash the tentacles. Okay, eight all right, so you'll be
able to hit one and I'll hit you back. It will not hit you
back. That's eight God damn too. Jesus, well, it's down to
half tentacle. Hell all my damage rolls. I rolled a one and a
one and another one hits the tackle. Combats supposed to be faster than this.
But you go at your own pace. Rag, all right, it
is over to Eddie Stern kidding. All right, I'm gonna kick the shit
out of the skeleton. All right, there you go there, I'm gonna
miss the skeleton, okay, all right, all right, all right,
So you got to kick at it, and it yanks its hand back away
from the table and you miss it all together. But it took the motion
away from the getting the bottles on the table, and it starts to stand
on its turn like it's going to attack you, and it it swings and
it misses because it's still a shambling skeleton corpse, and it's pretty brand new
of being a skeleton. But it's Valley's Stern. After that, King and
Valley oh man, she creates a second image, one of Adira. It
doesn't create any light like yours does, like any real light, but it
uses your light to create a second image. Right around you, and hopefully
the creatures will attack that instead of you. Hmm. Now back to the
tentacles. So Adeira is down, the only one tentacle near her high or
low? Hello, high it is? They attack you and they hit,
but you get to hit them back for a maximum damage of seven this time
because there was only one left, so they it's like twenty left for me
before I'm dead. You you, you pip for ten points of damage.
It goes away and there are no more tentacles near you. The three narrow
near Ua that is an eleven to hit, so there's only two next to
you now because he finally killed one, all right, so the two of
them minimum damage of only three points of damage to you, reg and your
armor absorbs the blows from the tentacles. Nice job, And it is over
to Eddie, Eddie High or low or wait no Bill, I'm sorry Bill
Higher low it is. So the tentacles all swarm the illusion that Valley has
made for you and it poofs away to nothing. But you took no damage
that time. Now Eddie, you don't have an illusion, so they're just
going to try and attack you, and they are successful with an eleven so
all three of them hit you four seven points of damage as they smack into
you for hitting their new king who's wearing the king queens. I just tried
with it. Yeah, well they didn't have eyeballs to see. And we
are back to the top of your order with Bill. I'm gonna healing,
speak some words of encouragement to Adra. She needs it. Very nice to
take care of the rest. We'd all appreciate it. That's what you're doing.
Great. So I'm walked and loaded thirteen with my modif ire again,
all right, and I'm also gonna give you the two D four damage with
the healing that is eleven points fucking a nice. You're see, You're fine,
you barely got touched. I'm not gonna go all the way because that
was I'm not pulling out on all. That's a bartic gaslighting. Hey,
I am so excited. I don't know if any one of you guys saw
that, but her weight would put the wrong fucking wait was wild. You're
up all right? So I've never used it before. But if I understand
this correctly, if I yell out to all these tentacles to get all their
attention on me using my water. Are you waiting for my role completely draw
them all to me? Yep, it's a giant taunt. Yeah, so
I'm gonna scream out to these fuckers because I'm tired than picking on my friends.
What are you waiting for? Okay? I got an eleven on the
die plus my modifier fourteen. Hell yeah, so they are all gonna shift
from those targets and come. That mean I take two points of damage?
Is that what that says? What it says on a ten plus? They
treat you as the most obvious threat to be dealt with, and you and
ignore your companions take two plus damage ongoing against them. No, so you
take two against them to additional damage from so every time you wait, No,
let's take two against damage to them. Yeah yeah, not from them.
Against them, they get extra damage that completely would defeat the purpose of
the skill. Yeah. All right, well that was my turn, though
I've got all their attention on me. Yeah, oh, barbarians not in
this book. It's only on the on the one thing. Okay, all
right? So yeah, you taunted all of the tentacle, which is how
many left? There's like there was eight two Pluster's Valley, there's two on
Rag three, on Valley three on Eddie, three on Bill eleven. So
they're all looking at me. Edie some scrolls. That's my turn. Got
magic weapons? Can I toss on the crossbow? Yeah? You could.
You could toss them the crossbow. I'll let that be a part of the
movement, because he didn't move it all. Eddie. You could just have
the staff I picked up. Give me a cane, the new king.
So I'm keeping the crossbow. Cat catch the crossbow with one hand, the
cane in the other. Put the crown on my head to uses the crossbow
to hear the cane to cock the cross over one. Some army of darknesship
get some alright here? Good bad, I'm the one with the gun.
Okay. So the shadowy things are converging on de yep, they're all about
to start moving away from you. So I am going to I will if
you want to do a rake maneuver and hit up to three of them,
I will count that as one of your moves. Sure, because I mean,
giant cat creatures typically have rake abilities. Plus he's only gonna do one
damage fell up them anyway, right, You tend to hit hits. Yeah?
So yeah, six all right, so six on one of them,
you're gonna hit three of them. So roll three times seven to the next
one. Yep for the last one. So you spread through three of them.
Turns out if you wanted to do damage, you just needed to be
a cat. And yeah, you shred through three of them, and that's
one of your three. It over to Eddie, all right, putting the
crown on the baby. Kay. And then so I currently have the cane
and the crossbow, a crossbow loaded. Yeah it was loaded one through loaded,
yeah through your loaded weapon caught it by the trigger. I'm in a
valley at it, okay, seven, seven, and so that'll use up
an AMML. I mean it only had the one in it, so yeah,
yeah, I've got the other five yeah yeah, then yeah, so
it's one cross right now, you can flow it at him as a last
image because my D four plus yeah, yep, your D four plus the
D four from the bonus five damage five damage. So one of them boofs
away and weird is that the king? Oh? Okay? So he doesn't
poof away, but an arrow hits him right in the head. He sits
back down on the chair and his bones all wobble a little bit because he's
still tenuous. You know, shadow Magic is trying to hold him together,
but he's very new to this being a skeleton thing. So yeah, so
he sits back down five damage. Oh it's pretty happy. Hit. Can
I spout lore about shadow magic real quick? Yeah? Is that a specific
school of magic or is that just this is just like a shadowy spell that
it's not a specific school of magic. It doesn't happen to be an illusion.
It is not an illusion though. Nope, that's all I really want.
Well, you're good, okay, and um no no, no no.
Oh. The King's turn, so he just got shot. He's going
to try and stand up and attack you, and he does not. He
stands well, he stands up, but he's like wobbling and holding his place
still so he doesn't fall down. Someone stole his Kane. Someone and the
Valley is going to put up another Oh yeah, and she's got a ten
to do it, another illusion of this time she's gonna put up Eddie because
you look like you're struggling for a second. And then it is the bad
guy's turn. So we are down to minus three for the ones that you
just killed. So eight different guys that are all going to attack a dera.
So can I jump my turn and do a protect maneuver in the initiative,
like do a defensive maneuver? Yeah, against eight tentacles? Well to
intercede in the in the middle, Okay, what would that look like?
Well, since I just raked through three of them, maybe it made an
opening in the formation. Okay, And I can just follow through with my
movement and slide in between the rest of them that are converging on a dera
so that maybe they would attack me instead of her or divided attention maybe okay?
And so well, actually protect has a yeah, defend has a thing.
So you roll two D six plus your constitution on a ten plus you
hold three on a seventh through nine, hold one, and as long as
you stay in defense, you can either redirect an attack from the thing you
defend to your self, have the attacks effect or damage, open up the
attacker to another ally to give that ally plus one going forward, and deal
damage to the attacker equal to your level. M M. So I can
do that for as many creatures as I have hold right, because each time
I use one of those options that uses a hold that's eight. So you
get one hold plus con that nine one hold, you can deal five points
of damage and you can poof one. Well, I have to wait for
it to attack, right that's coming to attack. All eight of them are
coming to attacker right now. So if you chose to deal the damage that
that one's taken out right now, yep, I'll so I'll go ahead and
deal the damage to that one. Okay, So that will take it down
to seven. They did roll a ten to hit, so that is a
hit. As long as it's not eight points for all of them, I
should be Okay. No, it's not. That's not how multiple attackers work.
It's luckily clos one for each edition. Yeah, so I'm going to
subtract the one that just died, so there's really only seven, so thirteen
points of damn it? Oh, I have one. I have one left.
Oh is this my dying breath? No, when you hit zero,
it goes the dying breath. But we are real close. I'm trying to
kill we are really why are you trying to hurt me? You taunted that,
I know I did. I say, everybody, Oh, let's take
it back over to Bill. Wait and then my Derek walking around all the
panicles very nonchalantly playing my symbols and just acting like there's nothing to worry about,
giving Addie the ouys, nodding my head vigorously. Fix it. It's
a fuck cat. He's telling me to fix it. That's a twelve.
I rolled it. Do I roll again, and I rolled a twelve though,
like naturally, Do I roll again to see if it's a critical?
Yeah, yep. Uh, the second one is in eleven with my modifier.
No, so it's gotta be a natural eleven or twelve. But you
give max health back to her, so you don't even have to roll it.
What's your max roll for your health? Sixteen sixteen? So sixteen health
back to Adira's and you get two D four damage and two D four damage
again. So I have two of those because he just gave that to me
the last round and I haven't gone. It doesn't stack, Oh it doesn't.
I didn't realize you still had it. I forgot so yeah, yeah,
because she taunted on her last turn and she didn't that's the case,
then I can give her. Uh. If somebody assists you with a with
a you get a plus two instead of a plus one. Okay, all
right, it's coming in, but okay, go cool cool, al right,
well that's gonna go back over now to Adra or Oak, whoever goes
first me. All right, I don't know how many I'm allowed to hit.
Is there like a move for a barbaria? No, not really,
it's just a cleave attack. Really, I mean it might be a move
that she just hasn't picked up yet. I'm pulling it up to look real
quick. Hold on, I had to restore so many hip points. Yeah,
and I'm I've restored sixteen to myself once, sixteen to a deer.
I got a three to hit anyway, so I missed like thirteen to it
the other time. Oh yeah, you give me thirteen and sixteen and I
just keep It's been amazing just taking all these hit points. When you getting
hit, it's still scary, like plus minus plus minus you're great, You're
terrible, You're great, You're terrible. Yep. I would have had the
heal orag too, except for every time it gets hit. He doesn't hits
always for the amount of damage he has the armor wore. Yeah, it's
I rolled, Yeah, I rolled the three to hit. So uh,
that's a critical miss. So roll again. Oh no, that one's the
six okay, so oh yeah, with my strength, that would have been
six. Anyway, I didn't have that on my roll. Yeah, the
natural role is what makes it a critical hit or miss. So all right,
so you uh yeah, you totally missed all seven of these remaining things.
Somehow your ax splits right down in between them. I'm a little woozy,
My AIM's a little off. Yeah, the health going down, health
coming up. It's been a roller coaster, been a roller coaster, he
says. I'm fine, but I don't feel fine. I'm gonna take another
use another move for another rake. Okay, so hey, all right,
so one of them is gonna get an attack back at you, but yeah,
go for it, hey, car rolls. And one of them hits
you for two dish absolute minimum, six, three and four. Okay,
So the six and the four both die, but the three dozen he's still
hanging on with one little hit point for his little shallowy body. And that
takes us down to five guys, one of them only having one hit point
left. That are is a bad guys, yep, And that takes us
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let's get back to the fun, all right. So now I'm standing there
with an empty crossbow and n Acain n acaine. So I'm gonna say him
hard and catch and toss the crossbow at him, and then I'm gonna just
grab on that cane and swing it like a ball bat. All right.
Yeah he Cannedy Kennedy, CANNEDY Cannedy Kennedy. So to strike outs, you
toss it. I love it. Yeah, he tells the gospel and then
he smacked the crossbow. Luckily it's a magic weapon so it doesn't he's playing
brace, but it just goes flying right by. Martin's said, uh of
the skeletons heads and he's like, yeah, it was me, all right,
and he's going to try and attack you, and he does. So
he finally gets up. Did you just admit that this was Martin? I
did excellently. Finally gets up and it's Eddie for minimum damage of two points
as he grabs onto you with his skeletal hands and you feel frost start to
come onto your body. But then he's like, damn it, I don't
know how my powers work. As the Scots in there, I wear that
trench coat anyway, you know, yeah, it's not just for it looks
keeps me warm. So two points of damage was the minimum that it did
to you. And it is now over to Valley's cern, and Valley is
going to create another illusory image for let me see, we got one for
Addy, now one for a Era. We're gonna create one for oreg all
right, and high or low from a dera low blow. It is so
these other eight or seven go chasing after after your message, your your mind,
double yep, your clone, and they all strike and they just rip
it to shreds. It is a gory mess of them ripping this lusion to
stress. I love it, I'm like ya, And that takes us back
to you bills turn. I'm gonna I'm gonna run over and try and clang
the birdman on the head. Okay, clap him with your symbols. Oh
wow, with my with my negative one to strength. That's a nine okay,
a nine hits. But he's gonna be able to get a chance to
hit you back, and he does not because he's like really confused about why
he's not freezing Eddie. Okay, So my damaged dies a d look and
I still have by two D four, six, six and five eleven.
Okay, all right, so he's still up. Guys are magical, all
right, and it is over to a dera all right. How many do
I have? There's like five of them now still yep, and one of
them has one hit point all right, eight to hit or whatever's closest to
me, all right, because a chance to hit you back, it does
not five points of damage. It was still ripping apart your illusion. Five
points of that damage as that tentacle disappears into nothingness, and o rag,
there are four left now, okay. I had three moves yep, so
you got one left. So I'll use my last move to rake for another
rake. That's eleven. Oh yeah, nice, that'll do it. Six
three, so six, three and six we'll say the three hit the one
with one hit point left, so that takes it down to one tentacle left
and we are over to bill alrighty god, damn it. Sorry, since
that was my last move, I revert back to my normal yep. Yep,
he changed back. I'm swinging again with that damn cane. Okay,
that's eight. That's an eight to hit and eight hits he gets a chance
to hit you back though, and he does. What's happening one really,
so he's holding out of your arm, which gives you leverage to hit him
with that cane, so you whack him for one hit point, which right
there, and he finally gets the freezing power to activate on his hand as
these grips holding on to you, and hits you for six points of damage
in return. And it is his turn now and he's like godly got the
freezer of work and hits you again for only three points hit back, No,
for only three points of damage, and it is now Valley certain and
she's going to take her crossbow and shoot and hit with a ten MVP.
I was trying not to make her, but now for four points of damage.
So that last technical poofs away into nothing, and the only thing that's
left as we come back to Bill's turn is this Martin King skeleton, Martin
Krane, Martin Kidd Skellum. Martin, You're looking great. I've never seen
anybody wheel the King so efficiently, and you look particularly proving today. It's
the crown you pull it off. Well, that's at nine, so it
gets a chance to hit you back I'm not hitting him, I'm encouraging,
encouraging hit you back. You're fine. Do I get to hit him in
You're heeled for eight points and now you have a bonus to de four to
damage. It doesn't like being all right? Oh ship, I don't know
what's the bad that happens with the nine you draw attention or or actually have
armor now too, By the way, I have three arm now, I
didn't use my two? Do you my last? Yeah? Last time I
took our cane as long as I haven't worked for your magic reverberates to other
targets, affecting them as well. How much did you heal them? Oh?
Yeah, tell me more? We sure did, didn't we? We
sure? He'll did skeleton that. All of a sudden his bones start tightening
up as the shadow magic sets into place, so fake knee falls off years
make me gets pushed out as he grows. It flies across the room in
fairness that you barely heard him anyways, it's probably finn okay, and we
are back to a deer. However, encouraging you three, I don't know.
Yeah, you threw it on the floor, h am, I like
close to? I mean you can get to him fast. You guys are
all relatively close to each other, so I can move to him and hit
him. Yep, all right, this dude needs to stop being animated.
And that's a ten kit. Oh my god, there it is every time,
Tony. It's usually at the beginning of this session. Oh god,
yeah, okay, I'm sorry you hit? What hit him? I got
a ten okay that hits up to hit him and I didn't use my t
D four on two D four on my last hit. Can I use that
now? Yeah? Okay, because I forgot that's two of those is ghost
four points of oh my yeah, goodness, two ones, so that's five
points of damage because your barbarian rage. But yeah, I always forget that
because it's that didn't even eclipse. What what? Bill just healed him?
For your turns. You're no longer a cat thing. So I will try
to make a pin cushion out of the king and throw my spear. Okay,
well one of them is one? All right? Yes, that's a
four. Oh no, all right, so you throw the spear, my
god, with a four, Eddie higher love, Hi, it's low.
I'm much damage do you do to Eddie? Three? Three points? Of
damage is the spears slams into your side. This is the first time that
choosing high has disappointed me in my entire life. My bad, all right,
he said, three points of damage. Yep, but your armor absorbs
it. You're our cane armor, and Eddie, it's your turn sor right,
batter up. I was a little discombobulated after coming out of my This
is six six rolled. I've rolled sixes so many times tonight, I think
I've rolled on different dice every time. You know, it's not even the
dice case. So this time you go to chuck him, but he like
has got that frozen. You grip on your arm, and your arm hurt
so much. Plus you were concentrating on the spear that just had that.
Your your cane goes flying out of your hand. It doesn't break or anything,
but it clinks to the ground as it slides away. I just got
you that. I'll pick it back up, and I guess, oh,
yeah, I guess it's his turn, isn't it. Oh he does hit
you with his freezing attack, but you get to hit him back, all
right, he's gonna punch it. I guess I'm not gonna kicking No,
I'm not I'm gonna roll five. He rolled five damage to you with this
freezing, He's like controlled still and valley Valley, Valley's gonna shoot across a
man got a twelve, I guess that should another twelve? One more,
see one more, one more. Yeah, that's a nice all right.
Well that's not only max damage but double damage. So she does eight points
of damage, which is enough to kill him. So she finally shoots him
and hits him right in a skull, right where you had shot him once
already. And uh, it splits your first bowlt in twain and his head
split at the same time, and his skull just falls to the ground.
And you guys have survived what has been one cluster fuck of a combat.
That it was a rough one. There's a lot of back and forth.
Okay, I go pick up my spear, it's on my pick up your
gain, Yeah, pick up the thing, yeah, all the stuff.
Yeah. Also the two bottles of liquid appeared to be the only thing in
this room of notes. Yeah. Blood probably that that that skeleton was trying
to get him. That's why I started trying to kick him. I bet
it was blood. I bet you it was. I hear there's been a
lot of talk about blood magic, so likely that's what that's there for.
He was really a vampirell you definitely feel that the what is in those two
bottles has something to do with what was drawing you here, something to do
with what was in the hallway too, those same important I don't know why.
I think they might help us in the You know they stafford with like
cork. Yep, all right, I'll pull one of the corks out and
just give it a snip, then tell what it is. The one closer
to the queen's share, the one closer to the king's share kings. That
one smells like blood, all right, and I'm gonna pass that on the
bill. Well, that one's blood. I'm gonna do the same with the
second one. The second one is a fine red wine. Put the cork
back in and pass. I'm gonna hold out of them. This one's wine.
Well you say it. I can't be trusted with the wine. I
want the wine. Fine, take the wine. Take the wine. You
can't be trusted with the wine, It's probably fair. This concludes this episode
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