1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:04,040 No, seriously he did, did he? Yeah? Really? Yeah? 2 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:07,919 It started with an explosion six million years ago? Yeah yeah, yeah, 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:14,199 six billion years ago, No, six million, six million years ago, 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:19,120 big bang bang, right, and then we had the dinosaurs and then Jesus 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:23,120 I think, and now we have airwon. So it's really cool the way 6 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:46,960 that we're going. All right, So let's get it to hi along. 7 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:53,119 I'm to another brand spang new episode of an end another Blowdeck podcast. Welcome 8 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,679 board, my name is still and sidled up next to one Patrick Kicky. 9 00:00:56,039 --> 00:01:03,359 Permission to come aboard granted. Listen. We love our job. We love 10 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:11,719 you hearing it now, we love you. But we're ready. We're ready. 11 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:17,319 We're ready for it to not be a show anymore. We're ready for 12 00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:22,439 it to not be a season anymore. But I'm getting ahead of myself. 13 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:27,879 Sure. We have very important public service announcements. Tonight Tuesday, we're doing 14 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:33,920 a live happy hour a little zoom get together for the twelve dollars tier members 15 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,920 at Patreon dot com Slash another podcast Network. If you'd like to join us 16 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:41,560 there, go to Patreon dot com, Slash Another Podcast Network and sign up 17 00:01:42,159 --> 00:01:46,159 for that tier and we'll see you guys on Zoom. We're very much looking 18 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:51,439 forward to it, and that Flight of the Phoenix tier is still there if 19 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:57,000 you would like to pay thirty five to fifty thousand dollars Patrick will Well, 20 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,319 Patrick and I. It's not just gonna be you. It's not a solo 21 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:05,359 thing, but we will fuck each other on camera, and we just haven't 22 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:12,039 plugged that in a while, and it shows our integrity because the podcast has 23 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,960 grown, We're we don't need the money like that, so we should bump 24 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:19,319 the price up. But we're not going to be Corey Feldman, right, 25 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:23,680 We're not going to give you a price for us fucking on camera and then 26 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:29,439 just change it. You know that's not gonna happen. Vander Pump is coming. 27 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:34,240 Vander Pump is coming. New season of Below Deck, new season which 28 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,759 I've watched the first episode. Really was it sexy? It's good. Wow. 29 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:46,439 Also, we were on Reality Craig Nope, yeah, Reality Craik Cray, 30 00:02:46,599 --> 00:02:51,800 Reality Craig Cray, and we had the Reality Gaze on over at bad 31 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:58,680 TV. So check those episodes out at bad TV, podcast, Instagram, 32 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,879 socials, all that stuff. Let's get into the finale of the show and 33 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:07,199 I'm at Dylan Pete Ren on Instagram and you are at Patrick Kickey five hundred, 34 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:12,479 four hundred and ninety nine other Patrick kickeys. Yeah, it's a little 35 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,400 low. Actually, yeah, I thought there'd be more. All Right, 36 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:19,240 I'm gonna get into it. Can I go first? Go ahead? I 37 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,879 shouldn't go first. I've been talking too much. Let me go. The 38 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,879 episode was titled Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. I don't know if you know 39 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,319 this, Dylan, because you're a young person, but I know the title 40 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:34,759 lifted from a film from the fifties. It depicted a white woman bringing home 41 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,599 her black fiance to meet her race his parents. And we just did a 42 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:44,479 remake of it with Jonah Hill and it was extremely anti semitic. Oh wow, 43 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,560 was it by the same title? No, it was like something else. 44 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:53,199 But like Eddie Murphy was like a devout Lewis ferricn followers like that's cool, 45 00:03:54,520 --> 00:04:00,360 Louis druy Dreyfuss did a good job like talking about like that. Oh, 46 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,680 because I was going to say with that title, I doubt that crackstaff 47 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:10,120 over at Bravo TV and that production team were aware that there was a film 48 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,120 by the same name of this title. Guess Who's coming to dinner? But 49 00:04:13,199 --> 00:04:17,360 if they did, nailed it kind of not really though, yeah I was. 50 00:04:17,639 --> 00:04:21,120 I was, Oh, you're being pacisive? Yes, yeah. The 51 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:26,519 titling at Bravo listen, we love Bravo. Bravo is firing on all cylinders. 52 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:30,360 The Housewives are so good below decks, so good, the titles. 53 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:35,360 I mean, we just can do so much better. We can do so 54 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:39,040 much better. You wouldn't jog a forty yard dash, right, No, 55 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,920 you're trying to dash? Okay, all right, we begin the episode. 56 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,399 I'm still in my thoughts enough, Yeah, with a three minute recap of 57 00:04:46,439 --> 00:04:49,839 the season, now, Noll. Normally I'd hate this, but I was 58 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:55,639 happy they did it because I needed confirmation of what I thought, which is 59 00:04:55,680 --> 00:05:01,040 that nothing happened this season, and so I got that going for me. 60 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:08,319 Finally, Victor, the final primary of the last charter is the nicest human 61 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:11,279 being ever, Victor. We need more of you out there, So if 62 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:17,160 I ever need my brain worked on, I will be calling you forty knots 63 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:25,000 okay. The three minute indra package to kick off the episode, the first 64 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,879 like thirty seconds of it, we're all Natalia stuff and I listen, I 65 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,519 know that Natalia was on the show. I know that Natalia was a big 66 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:36,319 part of this season, but we're going to get into all of the Natalia 67 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,240 coming to dinner, like, guess who's coming to guests? Come? You're 68 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,839 really telling me to guess? Okay, missbe with the bullshit. We know 69 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,519 the episode should be you know who's coming to dinner? Great? See right? 70 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,399 You should work in that office. Dell. Oh my god. I 71 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:54,279 would have said, listen to that man. He knows what he's doing. 72 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:58,439 He can title an episode. He can title on motherfucking episode. But what 73 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:04,680 was Natalia doing? Was she in a hotel room or an airbnb or in 74 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:12,040 a street corner just waiting, like what why are you still in this place? 75 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,360 Still on the Showill we know this because we've seen it a few times. 76 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:18,079 People need to leave for mental health reasons. This is an unhealthy environment. 77 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:23,279 It's a pressure cook. Natalia got it and went and slept in a 78 00:06:23,319 --> 00:06:25,800 hotel for a week, and she said, I want back in. Yeah, 79 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:28,560 she couldn't get back in, so she said, I'll just text people 80 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:32,639 constantly, constantly. I'm so sick of Cairns, man, I'm so sick 81 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:36,360 of text bubbles. Period. I don't think a movie's ever done it well. 82 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:40,240 And you know the blood Deck, you have to have the chirons, 83 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:43,120 but these specific chirns, they just really got my goat because I didn't want 84 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,319 to tell you to come back because she wasn't on the show anymore. And 85 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:49,399 it's like, what this isn't Vietnam. There are rules, okay, so 86 00:06:49,519 --> 00:06:57,079 two pots overall, good season, four pots. So we kicked things off 87 00:06:57,319 --> 00:07:04,079 with just the rumpiest little grumpmeister. I assume you're referring to Jeff. Yeah, 88 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,959 what do you do? I didn't get you hired at no, no, 89 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:09,480 no, I'm fine now, Dylan. The charter, guests and the 90 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:13,920 vessel are still in the dock at this point, and Sandy pulls her team 91 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:18,720 together and she says, I want you to be with the guests at all 92 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:25,360 times, like they're kindergarteners. Jeff, don't pick your nose, Jeff, 93 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:30,680 stop eating it. It was like that. It's like, stay on top 94 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,120 of them. I'd say, leave them alone, right, one hundred percent, 95 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:40,800 leave them alone. And it's like this day in Porto Fino is it's 96 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:44,839 lovely, right, but it is like, thank you for paying so much 97 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:47,279 money, We're going to take you to a restaurant where you have to pay 98 00:07:47,279 --> 00:07:51,399 for lunch, and won't that be a lovely day? I guess who's coming 99 00:07:51,439 --> 00:07:57,519 to dinner. It's an Italia. The day kicks off, though with another 100 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,879 one of these, like, obviously, Jeff is the King poopy Pant, 101 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:07,199 right, he is the leader of the Court of poopy Pants. But this 102 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,560 woman, I don't know if it was Stephanie or if it was another one. 103 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,480 She keeps asking the same fucking question, and it's driving me nuts. 104 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:20,839 And it's also preempted with I'm not challenging you, but I think you're lying 105 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:26,000 to us because the sea's out there look completely fine, Like how many times 106 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,480 are you gonna ask you? Okay question? I like that, okay, 107 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:31,440 okay. So this is when they're on their way. They're in the vans, 108 00:08:31,559 --> 00:08:35,360 right, And then I think this is when Toomey looks out and she's 109 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:39,720 like, hey, look, guys, you see there's no yachts out there? 110 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,399 Right? Yeah? You know what that means. Other people's vacations suck 111 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,879 too, right, right, just like yours, right, because yours sucks. 112 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:52,120 Yours absolutely sucks. Now I want to say this. Toomey really took 113 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,919 this as a challenge because she's got Jeff here right. She's like, I 114 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,600 need to get on trip Advisor and I need to find the number four rated 115 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:03,279 restaurant in Port A Female exactly. And it was quite an uphill battle because 116 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:05,679 again we have Jeff here right, you know, guests paying full price to 117 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,000 never leave the dock. But to me can prevail, I thought at this 118 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:13,559 point in the show, because at some point in her life, her mother 119 00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:16,639 told her that her dad was dead two minutes before dance recital. So if 120 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,039 you can do that, the world is your oyster. It's amazing what that 121 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:26,200 trauma can do to your your kind of your grit, right, So like 122 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:31,960 you don't necessarily realize that it's like rocket fuel for obstacles, and it's a 123 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,279 sad way to acquire said rocket fuel. But you know, Toomey's a cool 124 00:09:37,919 --> 00:09:41,320 cucumber and equalizers said to speak, and it's because of that awful thing her 125 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,759 mom did to her, which she was in yours hop before. Sometimes we 126 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:50,159 turned bad things into the positive. Dell. Now Luca manure grows flowers. 127 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:56,200 That's right, right, No, wow, that's so beautiful. Absolutely well, 128 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,879 Luca tells us. The challenge this season has been managing different personalities, 129 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,159 namely a lunatic named maxim Man who's deep descent into madness is so grim that 130 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,679 even subtitles don't help him. Oh yeah, I still clue. He's like 131 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,200 the Colonel Kurts of this show. And I do think that, you know, 132 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,519 we spoke to Lily that episode is going to come later in the week. 133 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,360 She said that it was difficult to get in touch with him. And 134 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:22,840 I think that it's because he's in the Philippines, deep in the jungle, 135 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:28,679 and he has some kind of harem around him, you know, and they 136 00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:33,320 worship him, and there are fucking bodies hanging everywhere, and then there's a 137 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,360 fucking cow moving away, and yeah, be concerned about your life. That 138 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:39,720 cow is not going to make it out. So Jeff and Stephanie are still 139 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:46,840 at each other's throat. Miserable human beings. Miserable dude, these two. 140 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:56,519 It's like, Okay, somebody's cheated, or somebody is about to cheat. 141 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:03,879 Tennis instructors regardless, were we are on a crash course, head on collision 142 00:11:03,919 --> 00:11:09,960 with a what do you call him, relationship counselors, relationship therapists, or 143 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:15,519 a divorce Now the counselor may come before the divorce, but I still think 144 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:16,840 that we might be headed there. Well, you know, I hate to 145 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:20,559 see that, especially when children are involved. Yeah, I will say this 146 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:24,320 with me. This marriage can work because Jeff works those long hours, sure, 147 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:28,720 you know, working on someone's brain and whatnot. She gets her little 148 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,919 girl time or you know, she's got a career of her own, but 149 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,679 she doesn't need to deal with Jeff. Right. Yeah, if something is 150 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,799 going to be caddy and loveless, at least he is not there to remind 151 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:43,200 her of the nature of it that often. Have you ever thought this, 152 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,679 Dan, now that you guys are gonna be fine, You guys are gonna 153 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,399 be fine. You'll be fine. He works nice, he's got a Yeah, 154 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,279 I've thought about this. I love my wife and I love spending time 155 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,120 with her, but I have, through the years of dating various people, 156 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,000 I always thought, you know, I'd love to date someone that had to 157 00:11:56,039 --> 00:12:00,639 work at night so I could watch my own TV show, you know, 158 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,519 because that's the only time I really care about my own time. Yeah. 159 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:05,720 It's not good though, No, no, no, no, that's not 160 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:16,000 good. You know, with us being kind of cismeles just boring old cismeles. 161 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,360 I think we need our wives more than anything, and especially at night. 162 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:22,519 I've been sick lately. I've been on the couch, put out, 163 00:12:22,879 --> 00:12:28,600 put out. I have been doom scrolling. I have been eating peanut butter 164 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:33,919 and jelly sandwiches, idle hands of the Devil's Playground. Just she's just one 165 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,879 floor up, and I have complete freedom to become an absolute pig, you 166 00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:41,200 know, you know, I was doom scrolling the other night and I saw 167 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:46,000 a video of someone pov. It was a person on a jet ski and 168 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:54,399 it was that AI voice and he said SpongeBob. Once asked Patrick, what 169 00:12:54,480 --> 00:13:00,240 if? What if I break your trust? And Patrick says, it's my 170 00:13:00,399 --> 00:13:05,519 choice to trust you, it's your choice to betray that trust. Again, 171 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,440 it's a guy on a jet ski with an AI, black guy who hangs 172 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:20,879 around white people too much voice quoting SpongeBob. And I'm watching it. And 173 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:24,320 if that's not the most depressing thing you've ever heard in your life, I 174 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:28,600 don't know what is. But that's why you need, you know. Thank 175 00:13:28,639 --> 00:13:31,759 God for my wife. Now, speaking of relationships, Dylan, Jessica and 176 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:37,240 Luca, that that romance. Jess tells us if Luca wanted to date, 177 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:41,320 she might be up for it. And then when the producers asked Luca the 178 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:48,759 same question, he says, Jessica whom because he doesn't care about her? 179 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,200 No, because he's good looking. He doesn't have a care in the world. 180 00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,799 He has people and they'll forgive you. Want to know why, because 181 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:58,240 you're so good looking. They can't believe they even had a shot with you. 182 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:03,000 So sad it is good looking. People get to skip lines, they 183 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,360 get to get their drinks first at the bar. People are nicer to them 184 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:11,919 in general. They give you smiles when you walk into a room. Now 185 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,679 I walk into goddamn room. People will avoid contact with you. I think 186 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:20,039 it is very, very very important to not be too hot. No, 187 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,639 you have to be I think it's very important to be solid. Seven. 188 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:30,320 It's you learn more about life. Life is true to you, right, 189 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,679 because when you are fuck boy and you have the butterfly tattoo, eventually that 190 00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:41,639 in the face will sag and you'll be poopy pants because you were accustomed to 191 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:48,000 a life of just you know, die an icy in pleasure, right, 192 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:52,360 and now it you know you can't cut the line. You try to cut 193 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,960 the line, people go wiping the line. Get back there. Yeah, 194 00:14:56,039 --> 00:15:00,480 hey, sir, excuse me, sir, Yeah, you just in front 195 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,039 of us. I've been waiting here for two minutes. Order of martini, 196 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:07,519 right right, And this is a line in this hypothetical to order of martine. 197 00:15:09,799 --> 00:15:11,600 The best martinis are the ones you have to wait in line for. 198 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,519 Okay, so, Lillian max are They are given a very very important job. 199 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:22,960 They are told to go off and set up a party, which will 200 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:31,039 be the single saving grace of this entire cluster fuck of a charter. Let's 201 00:15:31,039 --> 00:15:35,960 see how they did well. Guests head out to that phone party. Guest 202 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,720 points out, so we're gonna be sitting in foaming a container, which I 203 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:46,600 was asking myself the same questions upon arriving at said phone party. Stephanie, 204 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:50,600 who is Jeff's wife. She's usually pretty nice, you know, she says, 205 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,320 and I quote, this is terrible. There are inflatables half inflated in 206 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,720 the pool. Phone machine. Looks like what I would perceive an elephant's cock 207 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:02,480 looks right before it's about to you know it did it looked like, oh, 208 00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:04,120 right before it's about to die. Yeah, It's like you know how 209 00:16:04,159 --> 00:16:08,559 your fluids Drainaudia uh huh, yeah, yeah, it's the elephant goes down 210 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:14,279 and it just goes Yeah, the blood pools and little stuff spots kind of 211 00:16:14,279 --> 00:16:17,559 thing. Yeah, No, it did remind me of a cock though, 212 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,399 that thing not being like spitting out, you know what it reminded me of. 213 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:26,919 There's a some kind of funny like live leak video of perhaps hippo bottamus 214 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:32,240 or something going to the bathroom and its tail spins around and then all the 215 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:36,879 people are like, oh wow, this is a trip we'll never forget because 216 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,759 all this like schaeological fo skinny little wiggly tail. Yeah it is l They 217 00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:45,559 are bloodthirsty animals. Oh yeah, they kill more humans than great white trucks 218 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,000 now delt just by a long shot. The inflatables are half inflated. The 219 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:55,919 phone machine sucks. How do you turn those frowns into smilestill listerine cocktail? 220 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,080 You serve them blue smurf coum shots. Right right, Yeah, this is 221 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,440 a great party. It's also worth mentioning that beach club look like the zombie 222 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,440 Apocalypse hit it three weeks earlier. Yeah, there's no one there by that 223 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:14,200 single person and there's blood everywhere. It's like, what the fuck happened? 224 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:21,240 Well, rewind people were overcome by some kind of fungus or neurotoxin and they 225 00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:27,279 started ripping each other's orcans out. And there's just one random person who had 226 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,960 enough pride in their job to attempt to clean it up. That's why it 227 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,839 looks as good as it does. Looked great, by the way. Also 228 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,440 the scene of where they end up later on at night, so obviously they 229 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:44,880 rented that place out. Jessica tells the hater of an eaters. She says 230 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,880 about Luca. She says, she thinks she likes Luca more than she should. 231 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:52,000 Correction, you like Luca more than he likes you because he doesn't know 232 00:17:52,039 --> 00:17:56,680 who you are. And I don't need to say this, but like to 233 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,400 the seven guys out there listening, and I don't want to come off as 234 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,079 a peg. But like, Haley is like the hot she's like the most 235 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,119 underratedly so oh my god, Haley's so hot, you know, but she's 236 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:11,720 so she hates ant eaters and she's like not on the show, so you 237 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:14,480 know she hates hand eaters. You know, you know, because I paid 238 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:18,279 one hundred and thirty's just whip it up. It's election season. So like, 239 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,319 let's like we're gonna be hearing a lot more from him. You know, 240 00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:26,839 we also have Haley. We got a lot of haters. I've heard 241 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:30,880 from people she doesn't like it, eaters and aren't happy about it. Now, 242 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,799 a lot of eaters that aren't happy. It's truly the same thing for 243 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:37,720 this country. Yeah, and that is such a like the a I did 244 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:41,000 such a good job with Trump there because they got the you know, the 245 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,240 you know, impressions, impressions, impressions, right, so hit him with 246 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:51,480 the same message. So there are that he says, the hand eaters are 247 00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:53,240 not happy about it, and there are a lot of hand eaters out there 248 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:59,839 who aren't happy about it, right, And that's just that's just a silver 249 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:03,880 devil right there, you know, a great orator, you know what I 250 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,599 mean. I got here, I said, this is massive, and it's 251 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:11,279 just it's a I walked in. It's just so massive, this this place. 252 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,279 Yeah, So to me, I wanted to get your thoughts on this. 253 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,759 I feel like you would have something to say. She gets there, 254 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:25,240 the party looks like World War ze, right, and she says, quite 255 00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:30,880 literally, I don't I don't care. I just I do not care, 256 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:37,559 and that's like I think she knows the getting fucked on that tip anyway, 257 00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:40,920 the boat didn't leave the dock. Yeah, yeah, right, but at 258 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,039 least you know, we've been shitting on Kyle all season. But let's give 259 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:49,279 him his flowers. Well, he does something that Max apparently didn't do. 260 00:19:51,279 --> 00:19:55,720 Read the instructions. I don't know if you knew this, but in order 261 00:19:55,799 --> 00:20:02,440 to create foam you need soap. So yeah, but when you're like failing 262 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:06,039 this categorically, it can you be pretty stressful, don't you think? Oh? 263 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:11,680 Absolutely? And do you know what could help tremendously with I actually do 264 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:17,119 that's stress? Yeah? Tell them microdose, micro dose space. Look to 265 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:18,319 me, no, I was going to reach for it. Oh okay, 266 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:22,799 I was going to say, Look, if you're to me and you're throwing 267 00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:26,279 a foam party and it ends up looking like no foam and it's just a 268 00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:30,920 disaster and you are stressed. Unlike Toomey, you could use a little microdose 269 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,519 in your life, Dell. Not only could it help with stress, it 270 00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:38,039 can help with creative boosts. So you could be there doing the thing bad 271 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:42,160 and then you could take that. You could be relieved of the stress, 272 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,119 and then you could also be like, I think I know how to fix 273 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,640 this fall the instructions. It's the kind of creative boasts that you need. 274 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:52,440 Pat and I have been taking it mainly for sleep. 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But again that's 284 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:37,640 micro does dot com and code bad tv. All right, Back to the 285 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,079 show. Back to the show. All right, so I guess, uh 286 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,319 the phone party is uh it comes together kind of. Jeff still has a 287 00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:48,079 puss on his face because oh absolutely yeah yeah yeah, and then uh you 288 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,680 get to night time. We get to nighttime, and then we we get 289 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,680 to dinner, Dell, I'm really curious about your thoughts on this, because 290 00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:59,599 Jeff continues to be miserable, absolute poopy pants King of the poopy Pants. 291 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,039 And and before we get there, we have to take a look at this 292 00:22:03,079 --> 00:22:08,440 table scape, right because it's absolutely incredible. You know, It's like it's 293 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:15,440 like if a drunk irishman took cocaine and set up a table that's what this 294 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,440 would look like. The napkins are bow tyes. Yeah, that's cool, 295 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,440 it's quite beautiful. Sorry, Jess, just Jess had a tough night tonight. 296 00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:26,160 And and I listen, I don't I don't blame her for it. 297 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:29,279 You know, she's made up with a fourteen year old. Well that's wrong, 298 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,799 you know, and everybody knows that's wrong, including you, Stephen Hawking. 299 00:22:34,799 --> 00:22:37,559 Oh, crumpled up like that. Shame on you. Who would have 300 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:41,279 known? He was a freaky, freakyek. Now. I got a question 301 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,519 if if the universe really started with a big bang, maybe he was just 302 00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:48,160 like, maybe he was just trying to get pussy. Yeah he was, 303 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,079 like he was he was thinking of a good gang bang. And then he's 304 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:56,200 a you know, Patrick, big bang. Well, Patrick, I think 305 00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:00,839 I don't think that he's the one that came up with big bang. No, 306 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,680 seriously, he did, did he? Yeah? Really yeah. It 307 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,960 started with an explosion six million years ago yeaheah yeah, six billion years ago, 308 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:15,119 No, six million, six million years ago, big bang bang, 309 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:19,400 right, and then we had the dinosaurs and then Jesus, I think, 310 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,680 and now we have airwhon. So it's really cool the way that we're going. 311 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:33,319 All right, so let's get let's get to the dinner. Oh yeah, 312 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,039 yeah, but first I'll go back one more time because of that unbelievably 313 00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:41,880 beautiful tablescape and all of the kind of praise that she got for it. 314 00:23:41,279 --> 00:23:45,119 The producer says Jess if she could be a leader now, and she says 315 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:51,799 categorically no, and and that's a bummer. And I would say to Jess 316 00:23:51,799 --> 00:23:57,960 that she undervalues herself in this regard because she had Lily walking around like a 317 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:03,319 schnauzer on her leash. She did immediately, right, So you can be 318 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,000 a leader. All right, So dinner is served. Who the fuck knows 319 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:11,880 what was served? Genuinely, I mean there's lots of red meat. We've 320 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,839 got it was surf and turf obviously, right, Because there's no way to 321 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:22,880 satiate a bummed out group of charter guests quicker than surfan turf. And that's 322 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,480 exactly what Sam wise through them. There was Ahi, there was lobster, 323 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,920 there was steak, and there was mister poopy pants. Now, Jeff and 324 00:24:32,039 --> 00:24:36,359 Stephanie continued to fight quite a bit more, and you know, it's just 325 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:41,480 it's who is that woman that testified at the Johnny Depp amber Heard trial. 326 00:24:41,799 --> 00:24:47,200 She's a famous couple's counselor Oh, I have no clue. Oh yeah, 327 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,319 there's like there's like some like you say it was a toxic relationship. She 328 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,519 said, well, she said, amber Heard's got fucking bipolar disorder. Oh 329 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,799 Jesus, you know, and that who was paying for that expert witness? 330 00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,559 Yeah, I wondered, wow, well, you know the that's the thing. 331 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,440 Amber's lawyer came out and that bowl cut and whatnot, and she was 332 00:25:03,519 --> 00:25:07,480 like, uh, did you like get hired over drinks at Johnny Depp's house? 333 00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:11,920 And she's like, no, don't see how that's relevant. But also, 334 00:25:11,799 --> 00:25:15,160 uh yeah, duh, you can have a fucking that. You know, 335 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,759 that guy around the corner in the rain wielding a bat, Yeah, 336 00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:22,559 he couldn't talk to Amber, you could hire him. Yeah, He's like, 337 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,440 you have what I have? I can see it, you know, 338 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:29,920 Uh, join me in this shopping cart. So it's very sad what's going 339 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,279 on with homeless, big very sad. I think we're going to turn it 340 00:25:33,319 --> 00:25:37,839 around, though. You need to big time. Were to talk about Luca. 341 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,319 Everybody get behind k baths, everybody get behind her. Okay, I 342 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,640 got to solve this. Listeners around the world. Yeah, absolutely, all 343 00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:47,920 right, Luca knows that NAT's coming, and because he didn't invite her to 344 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,480 join, you know, for that last night out, he's got a little 345 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:56,279 thing called a plausible deniability in his corner. Oh hey, oh not what 346 00:25:56,319 --> 00:25:59,200 are you doing here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's amazing 347 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:03,559 what overcomp it and people think is going to get them out of whatever, 348 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,880 you know, racket they're setting up, and then ultimately it will have not 349 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,519 worked because you'd have to be delusional in thinking that that could give you get 350 00:26:11,559 --> 00:26:15,720 you off'scover free. But then the benefit is that they just don't care. 351 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,359 So you needed not come up with a reason at all, no alibi needed, 352 00:26:19,519 --> 00:26:23,440 just slaughter. So we get to the next day. I was gonna 353 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,920 say, can we get to Kyle, Because Kyle's interesting. Did you see 354 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,119 him make the kind of the truest thing that he ever has ever said on 355 00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,319 the show? Gossiping is at the core of him. Yeah, that's right, 356 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,359 he says an eye quote. I will not stop gasping, gossiping. 357 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,119 I'm not gonna do him do it, do it, do it? No, 358 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,519 I can't do it. Justice, I will not stop gossiping. No, 359 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:45,119 it's who I am. It's at my core. And I was thinking, 360 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,720 this is like what Jeffrey Dahmer when he was in the you know, 361 00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:49,519 the Dayton Circuit. He'd tell his date, Hey, I'm going to eat 362 00:26:49,519 --> 00:26:55,960 you alive tonight. Yeah he's being honest. Yeah yeah, And listen, 363 00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:02,079 Like I would say that it's probably better to identify as a bloodthirsty maniac because 364 00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:06,599 at least that's unique. But identifying yourself as a gossip I mean, listen, 365 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,359 Kyle, we all gossip. There's got to be more to you than 366 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,640 just a gossip Like that can't be at the core of you, right, 367 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:17,680 So if it's if it's choose something else, or you know, start slaughtering 368 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,799 people and throwing them and that's that, Like, just choose something else. 369 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,440 You know what I mean, you know, I generally when we finish out 370 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,599 a season, I've come around to people that I've talked massive shit about. 371 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:30,160 Yeah, I still haven't come around to Kyle. I have. I think 372 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:36,160 Kyle had a great redemptive episode this episode. Now, if he is on 373 00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:40,680 another season, I mean, we'll hate him all over again, right right, 374 00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:45,880 because that's you know, he's gossipy at his core. I I am 375 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,799 a little lost in my head because the marijuana. I feel like I've just 376 00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:53,039 been spouting nonsense time at all. Okay, it is the next morning, 377 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,759 next one guest depart. Victor is so goddamn nice. I don't know why 378 00:27:56,759 --> 00:28:00,559 you hang out with that, that miserable out of a bitch and dark cloud 379 00:28:00,599 --> 00:28:07,000 and incarnate fucking ditch. Jeff, Jesus fucking Christ, you are who you 380 00:28:07,079 --> 00:28:08,559 hang with, dude. I love how we showed that picture when they were 381 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:12,920 in Port A Fina. Everyone is smiling for a picture and Jeff is intentionally 382 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,960 being miserable. You know, there's a little thing called photoshop. We can 383 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:21,720 edit your ass out of that photo, Jeff, Well, photoshop is not 384 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,240 very intuitive. It's a little tricky to just kind of get the basic controls 385 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:33,000 down so maybe another app or something I don't I don't really know. Maybe 386 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,559 chuck it into Dolly, you know. It's like chut Chip's like make the 387 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:41,759 poopy pants smile and then they put like this weird distorted AI kind of smile 388 00:28:41,839 --> 00:28:45,359 on him. Oh and then it looks like better. I don't feel like 389 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,640 you need to have Jeff in the picture a race. I'm like he didn't 390 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,599 exist, all right. Luca proceeds to have a pretty racy text exchange with 391 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,440 Natalia about like yet naked it and why not? And Luca, I have 392 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,720 to tell you this, I like it despite you being a pig of a 393 00:29:00,759 --> 00:29:03,960 younger, better looking patty. But this shorter though, That's right, I 394 00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:07,720 had that one on you. Yeah, this will you hurt in her feelings, 395 00:29:07,759 --> 00:29:10,759 This Jessica girl, it will be the second biggest tragedy in her life, 396 00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:15,359 next to her not liking someone on her cheer squad. Her Sea rat 397 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,400 history is a little soft, in my opinion, very soft. Yeah, 398 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,640 but no, Luca is sending out the pussy flares and it's really like, 399 00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:29,119 what a little fiend this guy? You know? And and and to me 400 00:29:29,279 --> 00:29:34,279 says, here strikes the scorpio mm hm and you know, we all saw 401 00:29:34,599 --> 00:29:41,559 that movie with Ryan Gosling and bad guy mel Brooks or Albert Brooks. It's 402 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,200 the It's happens. And I'm not calling Jessica a frog. I'm not saying 403 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,480 that, but the fable is that the frog crosses the river and then the 404 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,240 scorpion. Oh he has a scorpion, right, He's like, do you 405 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,480 see this butterfly tattoo? Like, I just I fuck bitches. Yeah, 406 00:29:57,599 --> 00:30:02,839 that's what I do. You should have. Yeah, what a nasty way 407 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,680 to talk. Absolute God. So Max and Lily do something stupid and then 408 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,960 we get to the final tip of the season. Well, I was gonna 409 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,599 say, Lara returned, right, and she's there for three seconds before Kyle 410 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,119 gives her the four to one one on you know, everything that's going on 411 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,079 with the boat, and of course Jessica hears, oh, I for got 412 00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:26,920 sorry he's talking about well, okay, so that sorry. I think that 413 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:32,839 we're sorry. I think that we now know that's before the tip and that's 414 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:37,720 my bad. I'm so sorry. So anyway, so Kyle talks about basically 415 00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:42,519 Luca being a pig, and of course Jessica, here's because the sea rats 416 00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:47,039 never learned these quarters are too tight to be trafficking in gossip. They'll never 417 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,240 learn. And then Kyle let's cat out of the bag and then we head 418 00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:55,640 to the tip meeting. Yeah, and it was amazing Jess. Like seeing 419 00:30:55,759 --> 00:31:00,319 Jess put her foot down is like a really empowering thing to see they put 420 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:06,680 her foot and it's like it's like really cool to see her like have had 421 00:31:06,839 --> 00:31:11,160 enough. Oh of course he drove her to her breaking point. She made 422 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,920 out with two fourteen year olds. Yeah, they high fived after they made 423 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:19,200 out with her totally, and then like, yeah, like we're like we 424 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,079 went on ma cagion guys, we like got like a three point seven this 425 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:25,839 semester. Like it's not a big deal. And then Jess is like what 426 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,119 and they make out. But let's also not forget poor Jas, you know. 427 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,319 I mean she fucks Luca at the I mean it's just coming. I 428 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:36,039 mean, listen, look, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. We've 429 00:31:36,079 --> 00:31:38,799 all all been there. We're attracted to bad behavior. This tip meeting. 430 00:31:38,839 --> 00:31:44,240 This went sideways for me. Absolutely. Sandy begins by saying she's happy that 431 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:49,400 everyone is here that she started with this season. Am I missing something? 432 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,480 But Natalia's not there. She quit. She started the season, and there 433 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:56,720 was a guy who stole another guy's identity. He's definitely not there. What 434 00:31:56,759 --> 00:32:00,440 the fuck is she talking about? And Lily wasn't there from the start exactly, 435 00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:06,279 Yeah, Sandy, and I don't know when Max came in. Max 436 00:32:06,319 --> 00:32:08,000 came in at some point. I think I think he was there from the 437 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,920 beginning. No, no, no, no, no he was. He 438 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:16,000 came in late because Jian had stolen that guy's identity. And then he was 439 00:32:16,119 --> 00:32:21,000 like, listen, I'm really sorry about like not having my license, but 440 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:22,799 my friend just died. And they were like, oh my god, that's 441 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:29,680 so sad you are. The police are here, but yeah, that is 442 00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:31,960 you should run. That is horrible to hear. I'm so sorry. Well 443 00:32:32,039 --> 00:32:37,440 all right, well anyway, fifteen grand and then they say that the each 444 00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:40,400 crew member got fourteen grand. This felt like a half a year to me. 445 00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:45,960 I mean, it felt like an eternity, not worth it. But 446 00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:49,839 you know, Laura, she disagrees with old Patty. She's going to use 447 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,440 the money to bang some bitches. Yeah, she's going to Monica, dude. 448 00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:55,759 And I believe in her. She's a classy lady. So Jess slugs 449 00:32:55,799 --> 00:33:02,759 down a massive Dixie cup of tequila and we hit the town with astronauts Sandy. 450 00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:07,640 Now I want to say this about Sandy. Yeah, she spared us 451 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,759 the usual because she's having dinner with the Sea rats. She spared us with 452 00:33:09,799 --> 00:33:15,000 the Hey, let's go around the table and talk about what's great about the 453 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,240 person to your right. Yeah, Rose and Thorn, she did not do 454 00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:21,759 that. And she eats her Greek salad and she gets the fuck out of 455 00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:25,559 it. My Rose of the season was just learning so much about this industry, 456 00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:31,359 and my Thorn was Kyle, You're a fucking piece of shit, okay, 457 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:37,680 And then everybody's like, dinner really went sily. My god. So 458 00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:40,599 Luca gets a text from one of his girlfriends and Jess calls him a fuck 459 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:47,599 boy and then announce the brazenness of Luca to text Natalia right next to Jess. 460 00:33:49,279 --> 00:33:52,400 I mean, it's just here stings the scorpion. I mean, it's 461 00:33:52,400 --> 00:34:01,119 just unbelievable. And just lastly, Toomey notes that Jess is not drunk, 462 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:09,599 She's past drunk and on her way to just like a balder dash kind of 463 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:15,599 hair fucked up drunk in front of somebody who has like a forty year chip, 464 00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:17,679 even though she does value him. I'm glad you mentioned that, kidding 465 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:24,639 that, I'm kidding that though she's California sober. Yeah, why didn't anybody? 466 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,440 Maybe they did and we just didn't see it. In editing, when 467 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,880 you see someone getting this fucked out, you don't sit on the sideline, 468 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,280 especially at being a girl. Yeah, you're like, all right, I 469 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,760 know what you're doing here, and you gotta stop, right, you gotta 470 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,760 stop. This is bad. Instead, they just let it, They let 471 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:49,280 it roll, and we get two, the info that Natalia is coming finally 472 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:57,480 hitting the table. Boy, the anxiety flows from Kyle's eyes. Well, 473 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,519 it's because he's triggered, Dylan. Yeah, you know. Yeah, no 474 00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:05,639 one told him she was coming for once. It's something he's not used to, 475 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,519 which is someone asked you not to tell someone something, and they all 476 00:35:08,559 --> 00:35:13,119 did that. They didn't talk about an Italian coming. Yea, they kept 477 00:35:13,159 --> 00:35:17,000 a secret. Kyle's confused by that. I think he spoke to turmb Raider 478 00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:22,360 in Afrikaans about how betrayed he felt by he did, which, Kyle, 479 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,880 do not come after the only person that has had your back and speaks Afrikaans 480 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,559 Okay, yeah, that is a really valuable ally. And also, Kyle, 481 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:35,199 the other thing, Uh, don't ever wear that outfit out again. 482 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,679 You look like you were headed to basketball practice. You're a gay guy, 483 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,480 you're supposed to be the tready one. Well no, no, no, 484 00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:44,400 But what you don't know is that I think that's back. I think like 485 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:52,000 formal, so formal third grade basketball attire is like what it's made to come 486 00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:55,360 back. Yeah yeah, yeah, oh all right. Well so like dressed 487 00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,400 like you were going to practice and then just change the fabrics and the color 488 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:06,440 and then wear big shoes, I think, yeah, and then just spitting 489 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,719 people's mouths. See, I thought he looked ridiculous, But what do I 490 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:14,880 know? Right, So Natalia arrives, big, big surprise, and she 491 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:22,880 is zeroed in on Luca. This is she'd also send a text earlier we 492 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:27,199 didn't touch on. She said tell something like, oh, tell your girlfriend 493 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,880 that her services are no longer. Nah. Now that was Come on, 494 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,079 Natalia, that's a little out of line. Come on, Natalia, that's 495 00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:38,639 a little out of line. This whole thing is like I hope for you 496 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:45,639 know that I don't want anybody to suffer outside of bloodthirsty corporatists. Okay, 497 00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:49,800 you know me, that's right, right. I want Natalia and Kyle to 498 00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:54,280 do better, and we can all do better, obviously, But Natalia coming 499 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:59,880 back to this nightclub latching onto Lucas straight out of the gate is just the 500 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:05,760 thing that it's so she must have been so out of body and so anxious, 501 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,519 and it's such an act and it just gives me the KBI weaby gbs. 502 00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:14,039 Can I point out something that we don't talk about because we don't want 503 00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:15,880 to break the fourth wall? We're watching a show as they serve it up 504 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:21,800 to us. Natalia technically could have said I really want to hook up with 505 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,960 you and hang out. Why not do it after charter season? But she 506 00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:30,400 needed to show up this final night, right, So weird, so weird 507 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:36,719 the way she came in. So just like by the way, you know 508 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:42,559 who was really disappointed by this hook up? Jack Max? He lost all 509 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,559 respect so much. God, I wish we got to We had a great 510 00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:49,320 interview with Lily, but I didn't get to ask her this question, the 511 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,559 fact that you're hooking up with a dude and the Frenchman said, Hey, 512 00:37:52,679 --> 00:37:58,360 Lily, I'm going to need to make out with Oh my god, shame 513 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,840 on us. How what an oversight because I just watched the episode. God 514 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,800 damn, that's such a bummer on us part. But she was confused by 515 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,440 it. But I think it's because she the libations that she didn't fully take 516 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:15,800 it in and understand that he was telling her I need to exact revenge on 517 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:22,840 Luca by making out with Jess with Luca being nowhere around. Didn't see it, 518 00:38:22,079 --> 00:38:25,199 didn't see it if he did, wouldn't care, didn't care. He 519 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:30,960 is in the bowels of the boat, wet, wiping his cock and getting 520 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,679 ready to have sex with the person that you are using to exact revenge on 521 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,519 it. It's just like, Hey, you're doing it in front of Lily, 522 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:45,360 who has just tried to wrestle a rocky shore who is in a tattered 523 00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:52,840 Listen, that outfit is fleek as fuck, right, But when that outfit 524 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:57,719 gets black out, that outfit can be sad fast. Oh yes, you 525 00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,480 know. I mean she is rat fucked well Lily, but also Jess. 526 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:04,599 I mean she was running through that club at some point after she called Natalia 527 00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:07,480 bitch like a caribou, like a bad Bumny. Lions are definitely gonna catch 528 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,559 because she's like hobbling. It's just sad when you see yeah, yeah, 529 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,039 yeah, it's not good. Don't do that. It's not good. So 530 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:20,400 Natalia and Kyle finally chat. He gives her a final apology and this is 531 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,880 the end resolve for now until they fight again on social media and blocking. 532 00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,159 Right, So that's what thirty two year olds do to each other. Luca, 533 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:36,480 this little skank. He in a very patronizing I kind of like a 534 00:39:36,519 --> 00:39:38,880 little god, you know, being able to see into the future and the 535 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:45,880 actuality of things. Says, come on, enough with this. Okay, 536 00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:49,400 Natalia is gone. We're back on the boat. Come on, come to 537 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:53,719 sleep, okay, and good on Laura and Kyle to go in there and 538 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:59,599 intervene. And I love tomb Raiders so much. In this moment, she 539 00:39:59,639 --> 00:40:05,039 loves Luca. Okay, he's like a brother to her. But they're so 540 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,960 close, and she has such a good just tendrils she can call him out. 541 00:40:09,079 --> 00:40:13,280 She has these tendrils of wholeness that are just coming out of her. 542 00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:16,079 She's good with Luca, so she can look at Jess directly in front of 543 00:40:16,159 --> 00:40:21,480 him and go, what are you doing? He's an absolute pig. You 544 00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:24,440 want to sleep with him. Scorpion strike, he's striking, get out of 545 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:30,280 here. She is Lady Justice in that moment. I so respected that absolutely. 546 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,239 But she does not listen. And then we get to the next morning, 547 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:36,800 and this is delightful for me because I hadn't seen this done in a 548 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:50,239 while. Do you remember how Tomy woke everybody up? No? Okay, 549 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,199 all right, okay, hang on a second, hang on, I get 550 00:40:55,079 --> 00:40:59,639 no, no, no, okay. She begins waking everyone up with smashing 551 00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,440 pans with each other. Okay, very much? Is that from Bad Girls? 552 00:41:02,559 --> 00:41:07,760 That's from Bad Girls? Okay, all right, I just worry. 553 00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:16,039 Okay, I know, I know what you're thinking. And it's not it's 554 00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:24,559 not an equivalency thing. It's I you know, Okay, it's like it's 555 00:41:24,679 --> 00:41:30,039 I've seen people woking up in the morning. I'm Bad Girls Club like that 556 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:35,079 on two separate reality TV shows. Okay, Bad Girls Club. In Below 557 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:39,719 Deck, episode sixty okay, season eight, all right, Sandy also wanders 558 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:45,079 her way down there, and it's like, listen, we might roll over 559 00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:49,440 and do this again. Now is not the right time for you to come 560 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,519 down here, Okay, give us a little time to wash the smut off 561 00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:59,280 of our bodies. The booze will not be washed off because there is an 562 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,039 engine that is pumping it out of our pores. Will not be done until 563 00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,800 probably a week. But we have our good byes, and I always hate 564 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:13,239 the goodbyes, but I appreciate it as a someone who has to make write 565 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,800 notes on the show. Yeah, because they're absolutely there's nothing to say about 566 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,280 them. They're just hugs, nothing to say. They're the one thing I 567 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,920 The redemptive moment from Kyle was him going up and thanking Sandy for giving him 568 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:29,639 another chance in a really like earnest way. I think that he thanked her 569 00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:34,400 for helping him see some stuff and supporting him, and he should be thanking 570 00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:39,440 her to me. Okay, first season, I think that she's gonna learn 571 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:45,639 a lot from this. Luca so excited for him to be a bosa. 572 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,519 Yeah, but I wouldn't let him near any females that I know, because 573 00:42:50,079 --> 00:42:53,440 three minutes off the boat he's texting in Italian one hundred percent, but there 574 00:42:53,519 --> 00:42:58,400 is okay, So don't let him near any of your girls, right mister 575 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:04,760 Steeio girl, but bring him back his boats and bravo, do not dare 576 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:08,440 let him get in a relationship. Dude, he cannot be, although maybe 577 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,039 he can be. He doesn't care about people, you know, it just 578 00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:15,840 holes. They're just holes. Getting the iTunes ready for don't We want to 579 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,519 thank everybody for listening to us this season. I'm going to oh, okay, 580 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,719 okay, getting the iTunes ready to reviews, leave five stars? And 581 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,920 how many knots would you give this season? Right? Let us know and 582 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:31,840 also join us Patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. We're doing the 583 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,119 Happy Hour today Tuesday at five o'clock if you hear this, we'd love to 584 00:43:36,119 --> 00:43:42,159 see you. Lots more content coming there, and now we just want to 585 00:43:42,159 --> 00:43:45,360 say the front from the bottom of our hearts. We love you guys. 586 00:43:45,519 --> 00:43:49,480 We love you guys. Hey, don't forgive me to digress for one second. 587 00:43:50,119 --> 00:43:55,320 Love is blind? Oh Season five drops Valentine's Day? Oh my god, 588 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,440 So dyl are we going to give him a couple free ones before we 589 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,599 put up? I don't think we'll do that many, but listen, we 590 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:05,719 love you guys so much, so much, and like the show is like 591 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,480 growing, and it's like really cool that it is that way, and like 592 00:44:08,559 --> 00:44:14,320 we're we're doing this and and like we we can only do it because of 593 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,599 you, guys. So tell your friends, tell your family below deck Og 594 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:22,079 is around the corner. We're super excited to see you guys for that. 595 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,519 We're excited to talk to Phrase again, our buddy Phrase. That's gonna be 596 00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:29,039 a fun season. God, if Fraser does anything wrong and we have to 597 00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:32,039 tell him, you know, you fucking you know, Oh my gosh, 598 00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:36,760 what we're gonna that's gonna be a machine gun right back. But we love 599 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,679 Phrase. We're excited for the new season. Have a good rest of your 600 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:43,519 week, have a good, happy new year, have a good rest of 601 00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:45,559 your year. You know, well, I mean we're gonna see it tomorrow 602 00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:49,079 or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we'll see soon. I'm 603 00:44:49,119 --> 00:45:01,440 doing Say good bye, Pat, Say goodbye. Where do in? It 604 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:16,639 is thett Faction dist