WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.160 --> 00:00:11.720 Hello, Hello, welcome back to another ninety Day Fiance recap. Let's talk 2 00:00:11.759 --> 00:00:18.280 about the Last Resort because this show was I hate that I'm even saying this, 3 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:23.239 but this show was actually good. I know I didn't want to like 4 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:27.559 it, but it was so good. We've never had this kind of show 5 00:00:27.600 --> 00:00:34.240 before where couples are actually getting help for the problems in their relationship. So 6 00:00:34.280 --> 00:00:39.000 first I want to talk about my initial thoughts before starting the episode. Now, 7 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:42.719 I personally was looking forward to the show because I was a huge fan 8 00:00:42.799 --> 00:00:47.960 of Marriage boot Camp and this is essentially the ninety de fiance version of Marriage 9 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:52.119 boot Camp, and the fact that there were going to be actual licensed therapists 10 00:00:52.240 --> 00:00:56.320 on the show put a very interesting spin on it for me. It wasn't 11 00:00:56.320 --> 00:01:00.600 just going to be a bunch of different couples acting like trash at a resort 12 00:01:00.759 --> 00:01:04.879 and the camera crew was just going to film them doing whatever they want. 13 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:10.159 This was going to be legit or I don't know, kind of legit. 14 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:15.640 This was going to be somewhat legit because there were going to be licensed professionals 15 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:19.319 and they were going to be doing like relationship challenges and opening up and facing 16 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:23.840 all their problems. That stuff I really dig Oh my god, my phone 17 00:01:23.840 --> 00:01:26.439 just went off. Sorry. Now, in terms of the cast members and 18 00:01:26.480 --> 00:01:30.480 the couples, I was looking forward to two couples in particular. The first 19 00:01:30.480 --> 00:01:34.879 couple was Aswelo and Klanni, and the second was Molly and Kelly. We 20 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.760 all knew their marriages ended, but we didn't have any of the details, 21 00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:42.879 and they never came back on the show. Well obviously, so they're broken 22 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:48.159 up, but I was super curious as to what happened. We saw Kolani 23 00:01:48.239 --> 00:01:52.560 and Aswelo for so many seasons, their families were all involved. There was 24 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:57.359 so much drama, and regarding Molly, we hated Louise, and then when 25 00:01:57.359 --> 00:02:00.560 she introduced Kelly, we loved him for her, but then their season. 26 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:04.920 They only did one season on the Single Life, and then there was so 27 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:08.240 much drama off the show, And for those reasons, I was really looking 28 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:12.639 forward to these two couples now, Angela and Michael. I think we can 29 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:20.159 all agree that Angela sucks Major Musty Harry Saggy Donkey balls right. Her motto 30 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:24.159 is I Am an American, the Land of the Free. I hate that 31 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:29.439 she keeps coming back. She's so aggressive and she's so violent. I really 32 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:34.639 can't stand it, but Matt Sharpe keeps bringing our back for some fricking reason, 33 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:38.360 so she must be excellent for ratings. Now, if she and Michael 34 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:43.439 don't officially get divorced by the end of the retreat, then I'm pretty sure 35 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:49.039 they're both in it together and they're just staying together for the TLC paycheck. 36 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:52.360 I mean, why the hell not. I'd do that too. I'd stay 37 00:02:52.400 --> 00:02:54.639 with an X if the money was good enough. Is Michael getting any of 38 00:02:54.639 --> 00:02:59.280 the money, by the way, because I don't think the production or the 39 00:02:59.280 --> 00:03:04.520 company can legally pay Michael. How's something along those lines, So they pay 40 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:07.919 the American. Speaking of Michael, he's not even at the retreat physically. 41 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:13.599 He's connected through an iPad. I know, it's so ridiculous at this point, 42 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:16.919 I think Michael's just a prop and the show just really wanted Angelo, 43 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:21.400 so Michael had to come because this is a couple's retreat. Big Ed and 44 00:03:21.599 --> 00:03:25.319 Liz I love that Yard calls him small ed, so I'm gonna jump on 45 00:03:25.360 --> 00:03:30.719 that train. We're gonna call him small ed and for short Smed. Now 46 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:36.560 he's another person everybody hates, but I'm not gonna lie. He does provide 47 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:42.000 some level of entertainment value, unlike Angela, so I can personally deal with 48 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:45.120 it. The last we saw of Ed and Liz was at the tell all 49 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:49.680 where he was being surprise, surprise, a total fart back to her. 50 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.919 They broke up for the thirteenth or fourteenth time. They got back together again. 51 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:59.280 They're still engaged and no wedding plans yet. Ed looks like his usual 52 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:03.919 self, but is oh girl? She looks sad again. Remember during the 53 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:09.439 last tell all when she and Edward temporarily broken up, she got her glow 54 00:04:09.520 --> 00:04:15.120 back, like the girl was thriving. The girl was glowing. But now 55 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:18.240 that she's back with smet again, I mean, this can't be a coincidence. 56 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:23.879 She's looking sad. The last couple on the show is Jovi and Yara. 57 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:28.000 Now, I personally never really cared for them. I didn't hate them, 58 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:30.920 I didn't love them. They were just like whatever. But I think 59 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:35.279 they might be the most realistic couple. They're on the show for their relatability 60 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:39.439 factor. Like I'm sure a lot of people watching them from homes see their 61 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:44.279 problems and say, oh, my partner and I have that same exact issue, 62 00:04:44.560 --> 00:04:46.839 you know. Plus I do like how Yar is not afraid of Angela. 63 00:04:47.199 --> 00:04:49.959 I feel like she might be the only one. Now. I don't 64 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:55.800 blame them either for being scared, because she will throw down. She might 65 00:04:55.920 --> 00:05:00.839 look a day away from ninety nine, but Homegirl could probably beat your ass. 66 00:05:00.879 --> 00:05:03.439 So those were my initial thoughts going into the show. Now let's get 67 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:09.639 into the very first episode. The couples are on their way to the resort. 68 00:05:10.199 --> 00:05:13.439 They don't know who the other couples are, and they're all like, 69 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:17.839 kind of excited and nervous. And Colanne and a Swallow are especially nervous about 70 00:05:17.879 --> 00:05:23.800 having to air all their dirty laundry out because for a while, their lives 71 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:27.360 were private and now they're going to have to expose all of that to the 72 00:05:27.399 --> 00:05:31.480 whole entire world. I was surprised to see their two sons, like they're 73 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:34.360 very little, and I'm thinking, how the hell are they going to do 74 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:41.519 this with two kids here? But her sister, but Collini came to watch 75 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:46.079 them. Their names are so similar, Klanni Collini. Okay, so Collini 76 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:48.920 came to watch them. Some of you might be wondering, why is Collini 77 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:53.040 at the resort to watch her kids when she could have just watched them at 78 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:58.079 home. Well, hello, they're at a resort. It's a free vacation. 79 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:00.759 I would much rather be sit in front of the ocean in a nice, 80 00:06:00.839 --> 00:06:04.560 free hotel room. You know what I'm saying. Wow, I was 81 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:10.519 just talking into the mic for like twenty minutes and I realized the mic wasn't 82 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:14.279 recording. Oh god, no, I have to think about where I was. 83 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:17.879 So Molly and Kelly arrive in separate cars. They did not travel together, 84 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:23.959 so things seem to be already pretty bad for them. They're obviously already 85 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:28.959 broken up. So why did they come to the retreat. I'm assuming that 86 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.959 one paycheck to free vacation, although if you hate your ex, I don't 87 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:35.360 think you would accept the free vacation. But who knows your friends are there, 88 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:39.399 so I don't know. Depends on how big the money is, you 89 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:43.120 know. I'm guessing they came to the retreat to kind of figure out, 90 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:46.959 not like if they can get back together. I think things are done. 91 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:50.600 Molly seems like she freaking hates him and cannot stand him, whereas Kelly looks 92 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:57.879 like he's broken and super depressed. I feel like Molly maybe came for a 93 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:03.240 paycheck and Kelly came to figure out what went wrong. Jovi and Yara, 94 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:08.319 they just seem to bicker a lot. I don't think they have any explosive 95 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:13.120 fights like Smet and Liz do, but they sure argue a ton like a 96 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:15.879 lot. They bigger, bigger, bigger. Apparently they both have secrets that 97 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:19.480 they haven't told each other, and it's going to be revealed on the show. 98 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:21.720 Now, how much am I going to believe in this? Like? 99 00:07:21.800 --> 00:07:26.720 Do they make something up for the drama? I don't know. It depends 100 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:30.240 on the secret. Oh, but we do know that Jovi really wants another 101 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:34.040 child and Yara does not, not yet at least because Jovi travels so much 102 00:07:34.040 --> 00:07:38.519 for her work. So she's going to be left alone for half of the 103 00:07:38.600 --> 00:07:42.519 year when Jovi's away, and she's going to be stuck with two kids, 104 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:47.319 not just one. Two. Angela aka Ariana Grande from Wish Now she arrives 105 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:53.639 and immediately starts harassing the men who work at the resort. Hey, Shaq, 106 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:58.279 shababe, are you married? Angela's at the retreat because she can no 107 00:07:58.319 --> 00:08:03.000 longer trust Michael now that she found out he cheated online with another woman and 108 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:05.680 sent her money. Blah, blah blah, and she wants a genuine apology 109 00:08:05.759 --> 00:08:11.319 from him. She wants him to cry, and if she feels like he's 110 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:15.240 not really truly remorseful, then she's going to serve him divorce papers by the 111 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.800 end of the retreat. She actually printed them out and brought them there. 112 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:24.480 She's in her room unpacking all her stuff. She puts her suitcase on the 113 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:31.120 bed. If you don't understand why, that's absolutely disgusting. Do not worry. 114 00:08:31.439 --> 00:08:33.440 I used to be you, but now you're going to be reformed. 115 00:08:35.080 --> 00:08:41.799 Never ever put your nasty ass, dirty, gross luggage on your bed. 116 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:46.159 Thank you, Ed end Liz. Liz is scared that Smedbull cheat on her. 117 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:50.559 I mean, if he does, who cares, Like, move on 118 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:52.759 and do better. Ed wants her to trust him, But like, dude, 119 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:56.080 you were on a dating app, you reached out to your ex girlfriend 120 00:08:56.159 --> 00:09:00.519 Rose, and yeah, lied about it. He can't help himself, but 121 00:09:00.559 --> 00:09:05.080 to be around other women, it's just a confidence booster for him. I 122 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:09.200 guess his insecurities of possibly Liz leaving him, Like I don't, who the 123 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:13.960 fuck knows she's never leaving. Okay, let's just be real. We all 124 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:18.240 know this. Liz is never going to leave. He probably knows that and 125 00:09:18.440 --> 00:09:22.080 that is why he does whatever the fuck he wants. Now, it's time 126 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:24.879 for all the couples to meet and to start their first mini therapy session. 127 00:09:26.519 --> 00:09:30.240 Yay. So they all go to the pool. They see who's there. 128 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:33.679 Everyone's so excited. Oh my god, can't believe you're here. Blah blah 129 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:37.360 blah. They're all shocked that Molly's alone. They're like, where's Kelly, 130 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:43.240 and she goes, He's here somewhere. So then Kelly arrives and he looks 131 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:48.240 so dejected and sad. He says he and Molly haven't been talking, and 132 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:52.480 they just became more and more distant. There was a lot of drama. 133 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:56.600 Now I don't know all the little details, but it also involved Olivia, 134 00:09:56.720 --> 00:10:03.240 Molly's daughter. Allegedly they got into a heated argument at Molly's store and he 135 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:05.960 choked her against the wall. Now, he denied it, and as far 136 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:11.440 as I know, there was no security footage or CCTV footage that showed him 137 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:16.840 choking her. Then I believe he posted screenshots of his text messages with Olivia 138 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:22.039 where Olivia called him the N word, And then I know Olivia got arrested 139 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:26.159 because she got into a physical altercation with her mom, Molly at their house. 140 00:10:26.399 --> 00:10:31.399 And then I also heard that Olivia got arrested. I'm not sure if 141 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:35.120 it was just once or maybe twice for fetin al. Now, remember Cynthia 142 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:39.759 Molly's BFF, and we loved them together, especially on the Pillow Talk. 143 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:43.120 They were so funny. Well, they are no longer friends. They stopped 144 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:48.039 being friends. However, Cynthia and Kelly remain friends. So that's all I 145 00:10:48.080 --> 00:10:52.600 know. There are three therapists on the show, and I'm glad they brought 146 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:58.720 on actual professionals to help these dumbsterfire relationships. Now, they all grab a 147 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:03.440 seat and everyone is sitting next to their couple or whoever they came on the 148 00:11:03.519 --> 00:11:07.919 retreat with, except for Molly and Kelly. She chose to sit elsewhere. 149 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:11.200 Now, the therapists noticed this right away and they make them sit next to 150 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:16.360 each other. They quickly touch on Kelly and Molly, so basically TLDR long 151 00:11:16.399 --> 00:11:20.399 story short, Kelly left everything in New York to move to Georgia to be 152 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:24.039 with Molly, and according to Molly, he didn't do anything or help her 153 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:28.360 with anything once he got there, and she got super frustrated. Kelly feels 154 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:31.960 like as soon as he got there, she started ordering him around and telling 155 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:37.000 him what to do. Now, Kelly retired from the NYPD, and that 156 00:11:37.080 --> 00:11:41.879 bothered Molly. One of the reasons why she was super attracted to him was 157 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:46.399 because he had a quote powerful job. She also complained that right after he 158 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:50.919 retired, he just sat on the couch to watch reality TV all day, 159 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:54.720 And I was personally offended by that, because what's wrong with that? She 160 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.799 could have sat down with him and enjoyed some reality TV, but no, 161 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:01.519 she wanted him to do this and this and that and that, and he 162 00:12:01.759 --> 00:12:05.399 wanted to relax, and she just wasn't happy with it. Now, they 163 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:13.440 end the first episode with the most shocking information. I feel like the scene 164 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:16.960 was so insane, like it was the gift that kept on giving, and 165 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.039 I was shook. I think everyone was shook. We were just like, 166 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:26.000 what the fuck? My jaw kept dropping and it kept getting whider and wider 167 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:31.679 the more Auswelou and Klannie were talking. So let's get into it. So 168 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:37.559 we all know that Asweloo is a giant man child and Klanni has been Klanni, 169 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.919 right Collini, Okay, that's her sister. So we all know that 170 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:48.440 Klanni's been having a lot of issues with Aswelo because he was essentially the third 171 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:52.679 son that she never wanted. One morning, he FaceTime Collini and his tongue 172 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:56.320 was super super white, and he asked her if she knew what that was, 173 00:12:56.600 --> 00:13:01.399 and Klanni looked at it and she was like, it looks like a 174 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:05.200 yeast infection, a gay thrush. So basically, he either kissed someone in 175 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:09.360 the mouth or in the puss. When he got home, she demanded to 176 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:13.360 know the truth, and so he confessed. He said he was at a 177 00:13:13.399 --> 00:13:18.360 bar a woman offered him a blowy and he accepted. Now, I don't 178 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:22.879 really know if that meant he kissed her and then she ended up giving him 179 00:13:22.919 --> 00:13:28.799 a blowy, or if he reciprocated and returned the favor and got the white 180 00:13:28.879 --> 00:13:31.879 tongue. I don't know. Didn't make it clear, or maybe I missed 181 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:37.399 it. Klawnie was furious. She was so hurt and so pissed she probably 182 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:41.799 wanted to murder him. And to make it up to her, he told 183 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:45.080 her that she could have a hall pass and to choose any guy to make 184 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:48.559 out with, and he wouldn't be upset, and apparently he only said that 185 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:52.200 because he thought there was no way in hell she would actually take it. 186 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:56.200 Well, guess what, motherfucker, she took the Hall pass, and a 187 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:01.600 Swallow felt so betrayed and so hurt. The Klannie explains why she took the 188 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:05.840 Hall pass. Listen, I get it. She was so over it. 189 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:09.840 She's been hurt so many times, over and over and over and over again, 190 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:13.159 so she finally said, fuck it, I'm going to do what I 191 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.639 want. I don't know how you move past that. I feel like there's 192 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:22.159 way too much hurt and betrayal. I'm glad they're being super transparent. That's 193 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:26.879 got to be so tough. Klannie decides to pump up the transparency and then 194 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:30.360 tell us a group that not only did she kiss her hall pass, but 195 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:35.720 things escalated to second base, then third base, then a home run. 196 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:41.679 A Swallow starts to cry. He can't believe they went all the way. 197 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:46.240 I don't even know if I can believe his tears, because apparently he uses 198 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:50.120 his tears to manipulate her. Oh and Colanne and her Hall Pass, they're 199 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:56.639 still texting, they're communicating. Apparently she's developed real feelings for him, so 200 00:14:56.720 --> 00:15:00.559 the mini therapy session ends, all the couples go back to their hotel room. 201 00:15:00.679 --> 00:15:03.639 A Swello wants to know okay, he has more questions for Klannie, 202 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:07.919 and I'm thinking, okay, he wants to know, like, I don't 203 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:11.759 know, just freaking I thought he was going to ask pretty much anything other 204 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:15.919 than what he actually asked. Okay. He wanted to know if her hall 205 00:15:16.039 --> 00:15:20.840 pass was better in bed than him. Who the this is where his mind 206 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:24.200 is at. Klanni was like, you know what a swallow. You're very 207 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:28.799 selfish in bed and everything is about you. Everything revolves around you. You 208 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:33.879 want everything done to you, and you just think about you. That's all 209 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:37.720 just like how you are in every other facet of your life. I saw 210 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:43.720 their relationship on TV and he is the definition of weaponized and confidence. Well, 211 00:15:43.799 --> 00:15:46.519 he can't believe this. He's like, but I'm very giving and I 212 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:50.600 thought I've been satisfying you the whole time. And she's like, no, 213 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:54.720 not really, not really at all. Well that's it for the recap for 214 00:15:54.720 --> 00:16:00.120 the first episode of ninety Day, The Last Resort. Let me know your 215 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:02.960 thoughts in the comments. What did you guys think? Did you watch it 216 00:16:03.159 --> 00:16:06.279 or do you not have access to the show. I'd love to hear your 217 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:08.960 thoughts. Leave them in the comments, and I will talk to you guys 218 00:16:10.279 --> 00:16:29.440 in the next one. Bye.