1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,240 And but also why waste an opportunity to throw someone under the bus. Yeah, 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:11,320 it's Kyla and Toomey branded him under delivering Dave. Yeah, theaters and 3 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:22,120 theaters, they say, she hates that theaters. Robot Trump is the stuff 4 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:48,439 of fucking nightmares. The normal one is great. Yeah. Yeah, welcome 5 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:53,520 aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylanum 6 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,320 settled up next to one Patrick Kickey. Gay to be here, Permission to 7 00:00:56,359 --> 00:01:00,159 come aboard granted? Go Blue, Big Blue is in the house. To 8 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,599 Ruby ran, what's up, bitch? What's up? But Hi, Dylan, 9 00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:11,760 Dylan, you can't say that word twenty twenty four. No, it's 10 00:01:11,799 --> 00:01:15,239 like a it's she's she's my bitch, She's my bitch. Although I did 11 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:18,159 that to our mom the other day and she had the same reaction. She 12 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:23,400 was like, you mean your mother? Yeah, but like it was friendly 13 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:29,000 yep. So speaking of mom, she was a wolverine And Michigan's playing right 14 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:34,840 now. Our hearts go out to the creepy, creepy coach John Harbaugh and 15 00:01:34,879 --> 00:01:38,040 the rest of the gang. What's it's halftime? What's the score? Sixty 16 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:41,640 four to sixty eight? You don't like college football. I hate college football. 17 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:46,200 Yeah that's Okayfore, also go Huskies if that's your team. Oh yeah, 18 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,719 that's your time too, because we're not we're not dying on this hell, 19 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,439 and we're here to talk about below deck Nott, not college football where 20 00:01:53,599 --> 00:01:57,000 children get CTE for the price of free. Yeah, you never have to 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,159 work again after thirty two, and then you call yourself at fifty six, 22 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:07,120 what a ride? Whoa? But also you might not you might not get 23 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,159 to the big leagues, in which case you have to teach pe and then 24 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:14,639 you don't. You have to work for a very long time. And well 25 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,439 no, still only till fifty six. Okay, So everybody, Happy New 26 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:23,319 Year. Everybody, happy New Year. I hope your resolutions are intact. 27 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:28,639 We've got another five days before the first fault lines, I think, and 28 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:30,599 all that mess. Twenty twenty four is going to be a great year. 29 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:40,360 Project Bluebeam is coming. We talked about it earlier today, so that's good. 30 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:45,520 That's scary. And for those who don't know what I'm talking about, 31 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,560 it doesn't matter. Just don't look it up and completely ignore that I said 32 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:53,960 anything about it, because it is fantasy. Right. But what isn't is 33 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:58,000 below deck. I had no idea, Dylan, Yeah, that when you 34 00:02:58,039 --> 00:03:00,360 step away from below deck a season, below deck for a couple of days, 35 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:05,680 things happen. Like I completely forgot who that Lily person was on the 36 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:08,520 boat. Oh, didn't know her name for I still. I mean, 37 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:13,120 it's okay to forget. You told me her name, and now I know 38 00:03:13,199 --> 00:03:15,919 it, But but I did forget it. You know another thing that I 39 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:20,319 forgot anteater Hater is not on the boat, and I didn't realize that for 40 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,759 the longest time. Right, Yeah, Well that's because there's a contagion on 41 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:31,840 this killing it's getting everybody sick. It's like a contagion. Yeah, it's 42 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:38,240 like a contagion. It's a great movie. Yeah, it's a good movie. 43 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,400 It's a good movie. And nobody should brame, uh, blame pangolins 44 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:46,599 for any of this anymore. No, we ate them. Pangolins are just 45 00:03:46,639 --> 00:03:52,520 the most adorable little pokemons that you could ever dream up. And stop eating 46 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,280 them. I think it's a shame that people consume them. I think it's 47 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:59,919 a shame that people blame them for the crimes that Bill Gates committed. Right, 48 00:04:00,919 --> 00:04:03,879 Okay, so we have to get into Below Deck. Happy New Year, 49 00:04:04,039 --> 00:04:09,599 twenty twenties. It's that decade and we're that podcast. What are we 50 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:12,159 here to do? We're here to talk about Below Deck. And what I 51 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:17,800 thought of the episode was this bad, no good comeback like this and you're 52 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:24,000 good. Pins and Needles, wondering what that happened with that cliffhanger right before 53 00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:27,920 chriss Yeah, Oh the Frenchman throwing a tantrum about being hungry. Oh, 54 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:30,519 I cannot wait to shit on the mime tonight. Well, I hate to 55 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,959 be a dick, but zero people were left on pins and Needles. John. 56 00:04:33,079 --> 00:04:35,639 I was wondering how this was going to pan out. Listen, dude, 57 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:41,759 I'm a little concerned that we are barreling towards the ts Eliot kind of 58 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,319 whimper here, and they need to pick it up a little bit. Listen. 59 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:49,519 I don't ever need to see inn Italia again, but right now I'm 60 00:04:49,639 --> 00:04:54,639 kind of waiting for her to come back, yes, just so that something 61 00:04:55,360 --> 00:05:04,519 can happen happen. I'm gonna get the episode twelve plus four times two knots, 62 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,839 and that's because I didn't think it was very good. And do I 63 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:13,519 know what number that is? It would be forty eight. I think I 64 00:05:13,639 --> 00:05:15,480 know it. It's forty eight, and that's why we gave it that, 65 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:21,680 because it's not that good. And so excuse my dear in Sally, Pat, 66 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,519 go ahead, well, Dylan, you don't want to give it some 67 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,959 extra knots because of Sandy stepping on Luca's dick. I mean, this was 68 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,560 a major misstep. She's been working with Sea Rats for a number of years. 69 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,079 She should know better. She should know they're constantly throwing into each other, 70 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:40,759 oh tossing feelings develop. How callous of her to speak of Luca's girlfriend 71 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,600 in front of other Sea Rats. Do you think she knew? Pat? 72 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,959 God, you never know what Captain Sandy these days. I want him. 73 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:55,360 No, I'm gonna happen to your sentence. I was gonna say, I 74 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,040 want his opinion because he's his take on Sandy is so complicated in dynamic. 75 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,600 Well, I said it was cal so I'm going to say that. No, 76 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,720 she gave it no mind. She spoke openly thinking it would be funny. 77 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,800 Yea, And yeah she made it for a real I delivered the pots 78 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:14,639 already. But can I quickly say that one of the markers of us heading 79 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,439 towards that whimper. Is Sandy regressing into timeshare. There are so many things 80 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:24,800 this episode where it's like, what is going on? Why aren't we talking 81 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,079 to Toddler at the front of the boat about fruit and pasta. We've got 82 00:06:28,079 --> 00:06:30,759 a fucking job to do here, Sandy. It's two buddy, buddy. 83 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:40,120 This is one big, happy family of ground squirrels and sea rats and no 84 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:46,360 though right, sorry, go ahead. I thought it was a horrible episode, 85 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,240 but mainly it was a horrible episode because as I was watching it, 86 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:54,560 I went down a spiral Toomey's kind of turning into a Trump esque character where 87 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,399 she's finding names for people. Oh I think she was like Lily the Loser. 88 00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:02,399 Anyway, we'll get into it, alliterate it and call them gay. 89 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:05,800 Right. So I went to because AI's like, you know, one of 90 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:10,319 those new things we're all using. So I typed in, Hey, I 91 00:07:10,399 --> 00:07:13,519 wanted her to sound like to me, to sound like Trump, you know. 92 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,040 So I found an AI think I paid one hundred and thirty dollars for 93 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,800 it so I could type anything in and it would sound like Trump. It 94 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,920 sounds nothing like Trump, Oh my god. So I had to hit them 95 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:26,319 back and say I want my money back, and oh, they said, 96 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,600 no, you'll see U. I said them a screenshot it said best Trump 97 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,360 voice ever. And then I said, here's the screenshot, and she said, 98 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,120 if you look a little closer, right under there, it says we 99 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:38,600 don't actually do a Trump voice here. I said, well, I'll see 100 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:42,120 you in court, dear. I want to hear this horrible Trump voice. 101 00:07:42,199 --> 00:07:50,560 Yeah, I'm so confused. Sorry, I I don't know. We got 102 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,839 a lot of haters. I've heard from people. She doesn't like it eaters, 103 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,000 and the eaters aren't happy about it. A lot of an eaters that 104 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:01,000 aren't happy. It's truly a sad thing for the see. So I typed 105 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,959 that in and that was going to be too me because she's naming people like 106 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,399 our former president. Can I tell you something? Yeah, it was pretty 107 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:11,360 good. Really. I think it was the writing I wrote it. Yeah, 108 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:20,480 it just sounds like yeah, and she hates senators. Yeah, I 109 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:26,480 wish that is crazy that they're going to be our master's anteaters. Uh huh 110 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:33,519 yeah, scary unlikely, but yeah, we can see it. Oh, 111 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:37,320 anyway, forty pots man, do I well on aps? I don't know 112 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,600 if I've done the task rabbit tail. Have I told the task rabbit tail? 113 00:08:41,679 --> 00:08:45,320 Oh, my god, have I We would all know. How do 114 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,559 I have task rabbit? I've never looked it up, and yet it's one 115 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,279 of the things that says that I look up or something. I have an 116 00:08:52,279 --> 00:08:58,360 epic support thread with task rabbit. I mean, you want to talk about 117 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:03,679 Dilly dilling. I can't tell you the time that I have spent on this 118 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:09,159 boord threat. I looked up their quarterly revenues. Yeah, that was a 119 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:15,799 little difficult to find, and then calculated percentages of what they would not refund 120 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:16,759 me, and I said, when you do the math, it really is 121 00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:24,200 pathetic how you're behaving. Yeah, yeah, so oh sorry, Oh that's 122 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:31,080 okay. Yeah, it wasn't good. I don't like seeing Ladda potentially have 123 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:35,279 to be sick. I don't like seeing anybody have to leave the boat. 124 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,120 I forgot Kyle was on the boat until he emerged. And then they said 125 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:43,159 I would know that laugh anywhere. Yeah, we all would, and we 126 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:48,600 are all bummed. But loved seeing them get such a big tip. I 127 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,279 thought that that was actually like a really that was a really good way to 128 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,799 come back for the guests. Everything else was shit, Natalia, better bring 129 00:09:54,879 --> 00:10:00,440 some spice and I would give it. Yeah, forty four about you, 130 00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:03,519 We are back. I forgot that the last time we left off, we 131 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:09,200 were dealing with the Frenchman doing some insane routine about no food for me and 132 00:10:09,279 --> 00:10:15,600 whatnot. No. Sandy asks that he comes back to the bridge after storming 133 00:10:15,639 --> 00:10:20,440 out and refusing to admit to his boss that he lied to her, and 134 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:26,799 he refuses. Did I did I say that? Did I say that he 135 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:31,480 refuses to come back up after she asks and then he came Did I say 136 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:33,960 refuse twice? Yeah? Okay, I had a feeling. Yeah, it 137 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:41,120 was like a phantom alarm going off in the back of me. So Sandy 138 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,159 walks out to the nose or the tail or whatever part of the vessel it 139 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:52,080 is, and she rubs this nutbag's shoulders, like, and I'm sorry to 140 00:10:52,159 --> 00:10:58,240 sound like a boomer here, but it's like we're in preschool. She's like, 141 00:10:58,679 --> 00:11:01,399 it's okay that you only had fruit. I know that you need more 142 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:05,320 than your fruit. Firstly, shut the fuck up and eat the pasta. 143 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:11,840 It will digest fine. This lotus temple thing you have going on with your 144 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:20,039 body is a privileged delusion that has no room aboard this vessel. Okay. 145 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:26,440 Mostly people who work on the seas they eat tinned rotten fish and drink light 146 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:31,200 beer and smoke. Okay, and they do a much better job than you, 147 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:37,519 so please. And also don't throw a fit about the food like you're 148 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:43,080 in pre school. Yeah, no, you are speaking of preschool. I 149 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,919 felt for Sandy, although she gets exactly what she deserves. I don't know 150 00:11:46,919 --> 00:11:50,200 how old Sandy is or how long she's been this person. I think it's 151 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:54,279 been at least thirty years of being a captain of these vessels. Yeah. 152 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,440 The fact that she still has to walk out on the bow of a boat 153 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:03,200 and put her hand on someone's shoulder who is an adult and talk to them 154 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:07,240 like a preschooler to get them back down to you know the way. Yeah. 155 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,600 Yeah, I felt for her because I at a certain age, you 156 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,120 don't want to deal with that bullshit. Yeah, Rubes just pulled up the 157 00:12:15,159 --> 00:12:20,480 googs and she is fifty eight and her work currently is saying, you know, 158 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:24,279 need ghost, stump stomp, bam bam, We're going to take care 159 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:28,480 of you. Have nap, then we get food for you. Then we 160 00:12:31,879 --> 00:12:37,440 I mean the existential spiral. She must be in right now. She is 161 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:43,000 a camp counselor to full grown, homesick, difficult campers. Yeah, so 162 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:48,720 Kyle catches up with his faves, he does not tell them that he has 163 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:52,000 been a bit of a duplicitous snake buries the lead on that. Yeah, 164 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,840 but he said he's had a tough, tough season, you know, to 165 00:12:56,919 --> 00:13:01,039 be fair to him, it would make for awkward conversation if he divulged all 166 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,600 of his transgressions. True, you know that's true. The gays would be 167 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:09,320 like, I think I think you should go rest because it's been fifteen minutes 168 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:13,240 of you talking at us and crying. But before that, Billy primary, 169 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:18,399 Billy back channels that chef Jack's not doing what he's supposed to be doing with 170 00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:24,200 especially with those steaks. Yeah, they're mad about the beef. They are 171 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:31,120 mad about the beef. You know. Rubes is a vegetarian, not quite 172 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,320 the Sutton kind of vegetarian, but she does indulge every once in a while. 173 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,759 We went to go see a film yesterday. She had a hot dog 174 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:43,120 net nuts. Well, I'll tell you this, I'm never gonna eat a 175 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:46,720 hot talk again. Oh ever, cool, I'll never eat a hot talg 176 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:52,360 again, that's amazing. I mistakenly went to Dodger Stadium at the seventh inning. 177 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,120 I thought I was probably there at the third inning. I ordered a 178 00:13:54,200 --> 00:14:00,360 Dodger dog, you know, go figure to Meat mass Produced. Gave me 179 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,200 food poisoning for two days, nearly killed me. It's like having one of 180 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:07,440 those wafers at communion. You know, you have to do it. That's 181 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:11,960 true, right, But those wafers don't make you ship blood, and Dodger 182 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,080 dogs do. And people think, oh, that's probably hyperbolic. It is, 183 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:22,279 it's not. However, if you have about one hot dog one point 184 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,399 five to two point five hot dogs a year, no blood, you're just 185 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,799 enjoyment. Yeah, no, words are the wise. Just never have a 186 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,000 Dodger dog in the ninth heating. Okay, it's technically probably about twelve hours 187 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,919 old. Oh the steams got to it. I don't know too much. 188 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,639 At the bottom of the pile, steam has got I knew there was something 189 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:46,600 squashy about it when I ate it. Oh god right right, yeah. 190 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,600 No, we went to go see that Holocaust movie yesterday. Ruby had a 191 00:14:50,679 --> 00:14:54,440 hot dog, which one don't of interest. Oh I was wondering about that, 192 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,399 you know, I told my wife and we were watching The Golden Globes 193 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,200 last night. I'm like, I think Dylan and Ruby saw this. Yea 194 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,559 yeah. I was shaking my head because I thought you were going to say 195 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,559 we should watch this. You shouldn't, you shouldn't. Oh, don't like 196 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,919 it? All right? So this is why you guys got to listen to 197 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,600 PMC. It's you know, the next tier up on Patreon. We're going 198 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:15,559 to go through the Golden Globes. Did Joe Coy really ruin the Golden Globes? 199 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,720 We'll discuss it. No. Taylor Swift and her bitchy countenance steady, 200 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:24,000 he loved Taylor there, Yeah, we love She's so good, so amazing. 201 00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:26,200 It's more powerful than black rock Dylan. Yeah yeah, so shut up 202 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:31,200 and be shut up and dance to her music. That just makes you want 203 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,600 to move. I just wanted to clarify zone of interest. Fantastic movie. 204 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:39,120 I just think that if Patrick were to suggest to Sure that they unwind to 205 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:45,919 a subtitled German film about the Holocaust, she would say no and waiting for 206 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:50,679 a version of film about the Holocaust from the Germans perspective, You're welcome, 207 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:54,480 Oh, you're you're sarcastic about that, And that's fine, it's great. 208 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:58,960 But it is a marvelous movie. Now it's the second time I've seen it. 209 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:06,879 I got way too high and felt throughout most of the film. I 210 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,879 don't need to see this again. It's a little bit too painful, but 211 00:16:11,279 --> 00:16:15,279 we recommend everybody go watch it. And after put on an episode of Below 212 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:21,639 Deck to cheer you up. Meanwhile, meanwhile, there are so many meanwhile, 213 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:26,919 this fucking episode. Okay, so my goodness to me notices that after 214 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:32,600 Captain Sandy had that chat with Lily, something just clicked in her quote unquote 215 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,639 little brain. Little brain to me, has learned that you need to just 216 00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:45,559 give people time. And did we chant former President Donald Trump to talk about? 217 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:52,279 So she called theaters, she called uh, Lily, little brain Lily, 218 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,679 and then she called Kyle, demanding Kyle. And then of course she 219 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,600 came up with the name for Haley she called she called her Hailey the hater. 220 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:07,319 Ye, we got a lot of eaters. I've heard from people. 221 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:15,839 She doesn't like it, eaters for this country. You believe I paid one 222 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,160 hundred and thirty seven dollars. I wish she would have put it on the 223 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:23,160 company card. Because I am completely fine with that expense and completely worth it. 224 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:32,000 I want to dedicate this to all then teeters. She's crooked, all 225 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,920 right, Maxie baby gets his food, he asks to be left alone. 226 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:40,359 I believe while he eats the food. This guy is a baby. He's 227 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:49,839 he's The world is filled with communities and nodes of psychosis for lots of different 228 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:56,920 freaks. Right, We've got nudiest colonies and whatnot for fat men with little 229 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,279 penises, and they're very supportive wives to go hang out with one another. 230 00:18:00,599 --> 00:18:06,319 And I don't know what kind of community Max needs to be a part of, 231 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:11,519 but he does not need to be walking around in polite society because he's 232 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:18,559 just too baby. He's just too yogi baby, you know, I mean, 233 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:22,039 did he say that he well, he admitted that he was a little 234 00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:25,960 bit angry, but now he's so happy. He'll just he's just happy to 235 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,279 watch some cat videos on YouTube or something to that. I loved him stumbling 236 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:34,720 upon the epiphany too, that hungry and angry were similar phonetically, as though 237 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:38,119 he's not heard of the term angry. You know, I mean, he's 238 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,720 French, but still, well, you have x dot com, right, 239 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:49,079 So Luca has been hitting up Katie Flood, She's been hitting up him. 240 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:52,559 She's been blown up, blowing up his phone, as the kids saying, 241 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:59,400 you know, it's so funny speaking of Goblue, the quarterback for the Michigan 242 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,799 Wolverines, as a butterfly tattoo and what Harry Styles did and to no fault 243 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:11,759 of his Harry is an icon. I wonder what it's a generational thing, 244 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:15,799 del not to this podcast. I mean, the album's post one d weren't 245 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:23,480 fantastic or anything, but Harry is an icon. M wait another, can 246 00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:27,319 you anut of solid five more years output with him? I think before we're 247 00:19:27,319 --> 00:19:30,200 going to start throwing that word around, this is well, I'll say, 248 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:38,880 super comfortably. If Taylor Swift is an icon, Harry is an icon, 249 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,759 really comfortably. So I'm sitting so comfortable, speaking so quietly. It's a 250 00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:52,400 democracy in here. Takes several seats, okay, But what that butterfly tattoo 251 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:59,920 has done is it's found purchase in the epidermis of fuck boys, and it's 252 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:04,279 just it's this calling card of fuck boy. Now, the pearl necklace, 253 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,279 the butterfly tattoo. Luca is, I mean, he's a he's a cute 254 00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:11,119 little guy. He's a great kill. He is a fuck boy. Yeah 255 00:20:11,319 --> 00:20:18,240 you know he is. So we uh we move on to Sandy being a 256 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:22,640 little gossip girl. Oh do you mind if I catch one thing before? 257 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:27,480 What was pretty little liars? Would she sign off a A? Well? 258 00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:37,039 Yeah? Uh, Sandy's pretty little Kyle at this point Uh in the episode 259 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:42,000 is exhausted, so Todd, but he's able to muster enough energy to let 260 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:48,480 to me know that the guests are not happy with Cheffy. Yeah. I 261 00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:52,240 suppose this was a correct move. Uh, he had to let you know 262 00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:56,319 his chiefs too know that the guests weren't happy about that goddamn steak. And 263 00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:00,839 but also why waste an opportunity to throw someone on to the bus? Yeah 264 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:12,440 it's Kyla and Toomy branded him under delivering Dave theaters and theaters. They say 265 00:21:12,519 --> 00:21:22,480 she hates the theaters. Robot Trump is the stuff of fucking nightmares. The 266 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:30,240 normal one is great? Yeah, yeah, fuck yeah? So we are 267 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:34,160 getting ready? Is this where she goes down and says it I don't think 268 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:38,079 all right? So this is Uh we learned that Katie Flood is important and 269 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,599 Sandy thinks Luca's got a crush on her but denies it. And he's got 270 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,359 a he's got a secret. After all, he's hooking up with Jessica, 271 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:48,359 you know. But that Sandy, you know, commits that to memory. 272 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,039 She'll use that later on for god reason. 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Lucas 319 00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:33,680 being a complete dick. Lara's not feeling that well, but she's such a 320 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:38,680 tough customer that she goes on the castle Max Max is being a deck or 321 00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:41,799 Luca. Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. Forgive me, 322 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,319 I apologize. Max is being a little weasel. He won't get out of 323 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,920 his bed, he wants to sleep more, so that leaves Laura the only 324 00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:56,319 choice to go on this excursion. Okay, so forgive me for the grumpuses. 325 00:25:56,839 --> 00:26:02,680 Forgive me for them. My back is broken and I'm a camel. 326 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:07,079 I don't like Max anymore. I'm fucking sick of it. I am fucking 327 00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:18,720 tired of your boll Tony Robbins, fucking Hannah Tattoo bullshit. I'm just tired 328 00:26:18,759 --> 00:26:21,640 of it. You got a job to do. You should have left the 329 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,880 boat when your dick couldn't get hard, because that meant your chakras were not 330 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,960 in line, and you don't even know what a chakra is. He had 331 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,640 a very bad showing this entire episode. A lot of it was like, 332 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,880 I know, we're making fun of him for being a I want more fruit, 333 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,519 no fruit, bam bam, for a fit. He genuinely stump stomp 334 00:26:37,559 --> 00:26:40,680 bam BAM's and he's too old to stomp stomp bam bam. And the job 335 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:45,400 that you're in, Yeah, you don't get to sleep sometimes, right, 336 00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:48,680 you have to get up? And how old is too old to stomp stomp 337 00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:53,839 bam bam? Probably, Like I want to say, hen, what we're 338 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,039 all differing. I think I'm in the middle of you guys, though, 339 00:26:56,079 --> 00:27:00,559 So let's go with like ten or eleven, fine, but definitely not thirty 340 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,359 one. Yeah, right, that's too old to stumps some So poor Jess, 341 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:10,519 Poor poor Jess, Poor Jess. Yeah. Oh oh, did Sandy 342 00:27:10,599 --> 00:27:11,880 step on his dick yet? I don't think that's happened yet. No. 343 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,839 Oh okay, no, we're about to get there. Okay. So before 344 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,559 the excursion, though, Lily does something and I know you' excursion. I 345 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:23,160 know you guys probably forgotten about this, but Lily does something that's very annoying. 346 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,960 She walks in while all the charter guests are waiting to board the vessel 347 00:27:29,079 --> 00:27:32,279 to go to the castle, says, if you guys seen in Glorious Bastards, 348 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,279 we can play a game like that where everybody gets fucking killed. So 349 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:41,160 cool. You could clearly tell with the body language that the charter guests hated 350 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,759 this. Yep. Ah, it didn't play well at all. Yep. 351 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,519 I felt bad for them because they were forced to be polite on their vacation. 352 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,000 Yep. The last thing you want to do when you're on vacation is 353 00:27:55,359 --> 00:28:00,160 have to be polite for on someone else's behalf. So thank you for this 354 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:07,559 out watching these moments. For someone like myself, this would be a reason 355 00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,640 to leave the boat or to tip you four percent. I would never do 356 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:18,079 that ever in my life. But what you have just described is so unbelievably 357 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,160 taxing and agonizing. I would rather be forced to do a workout on the 358 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:25,880 boat than do this than liaise in a polite way. It's this is why 359 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,240 I'm here for you to be no and some people have it. Some people 360 00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:34,759 don't. Luca getting toys playing with people and bad bad sound bad bad, 361 00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:40,400 Kyle. They like they can do it, Lily, stop it, stop 362 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,839 it. Yeah, So thank you for pointing that out. I felt bad 363 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,839 for them. I think, you know, old Patty's pretty nice, and 364 00:28:47,319 --> 00:28:49,240 I do a lot of uncomfortable things. I think I could have mustered up 365 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:55,400 a nice way to say, we don't want to do this. No, 366 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:59,039 but it's so it's so great the way that you put it. Like when 367 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:06,279 you're in an environment where you're being served, for the onus to be put 368 00:29:06,319 --> 00:29:11,559 on you to make the situation palatable, it's just awful. You know. 369 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:18,559 It's table side magicians at Tera Sushi, it's stand up comedians who are bombing 370 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,640 and saying that you guys have sticks up your ass. You know. It's 371 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,799 just that kind of thing where it's like, go so far away? Can 372 00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:30,079 I tell you sorry this digression? I'll keep this under ten seconds. Twenty 373 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,480 years ago, I worked for Brian Adams, the songwriter, famous hit maker 374 00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:38,480 or whatever. And it's just me and him in the studio and he wants 375 00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:41,920 to bang a model who's going to be showing up, who he's pretending to 376 00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:45,960 he's going to write a song with her evangelista. And I go, hey, 377 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:51,640 Brian, what can I do for you? Can I get you anything? 378 00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,880 And he turns around and he looks at me and he goes sound in 379 00:29:55,039 --> 00:29:59,440 my headphones. He was being a complete dick, but I appreciated that he 380 00:29:59,519 --> 00:30:03,400 didn't feel like he needed to give me the politeness. That was such a 381 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,799 terrible story. I hated that story. I thought it proved the point that 382 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,400 I did, and I thought that was such. You're here to do a 383 00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,839 job. I don't need to be nice to you or not. I have 384 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:18,200 a model showing up in ten minutes gets sound in my headphones, you little 385 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,480 idiot. All right, So Jazz, poor Jazz, is falling in love 386 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:26,880 with Luca. He has the mark of the butterfly. Do not fall in 387 00:30:27,039 --> 00:30:33,839 love with the man that has those wings aboard his tricep or chest or whatever. 388 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 We get to a little meeting in the bridge, and this is where 389 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:45,920 Timeshare walks in and is just chewing the cud with her best friends. You 390 00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:51,720 know, girl time. She's just like, look at you, cutie pants? 391 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,400 Who's that texting you? He's spitting over there? Does he look spitting? 392 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,079 Wow? Can keep putting a p in that? He's so? He's 393 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:08,000 so in love over there? He's smitten. Yeah, it does not really? 394 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,160 Okay, so there are no consequences to this really at all, because 395 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,920 he's too good looking. Still, Yeah, he's too good good looking, 396 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:22,880 and Jess is too ann yep, right, so but this is why she 397 00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:26,640 dates the FuG leies typically. She admitted that she normally dates, you know, 398 00:31:26,799 --> 00:31:30,359 guys that are not attractive because they stick around. Yeah, and we 399 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:36,119 all know who coined the phrase you're only as good as your options. Dear. 400 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Tom, Like, that's right, 401 00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:45,160 and you don't think that. Not early two thousands radio jockey tomkis not at 402 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,440 all thinks that, not at all. Who wants to live in that world? 403 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:52,319 Dear, My wife finds out that I don't know what's his face that 404 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,559 owns Amazon just dumped his girlfriend. He wants to date my wife. Yeah. 405 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,359 I don't want to think that. My wife would go, hey, 406 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:04,559 uh I'm not coming home this year. Yeah, because she's dating Jeff Bezos. 407 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,079 You have kids, so she can't do that. She'd probably take them 408 00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:12,359 with her. Oh yeah, well that's not legal, big fucking yeah. 409 00:32:12,839 --> 00:32:15,920 Also, Jeff doesn't want kids around him. It wouldn't work out. And 410 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,400 I know you love your kids, but I mean that sounds like a sweet 411 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,799 you know. And yeah, they'll be safe, Oh my god, they'll 412 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,720 be careful, you know, what. I just looked up on the googs. 413 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,359 I said, what sound do anteaters make? Because I wanted to know, 414 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,559 like, if you assemble that you were like and teeters. And I 415 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:35,240 was like, like, I imagined it would be like a bunch of them 416 00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:39,880 walking very slowly, completely in silence. No, they make bellowing noises. 417 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:45,680 Apparently, Oh yeah, did you know that? Of course I knew that. 418 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:50,839 I know everything about ant eaters, including that they do not actually consume 419 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,720 the flesh of the termites and ants they eat. They take their souls and 420 00:32:52,799 --> 00:33:00,000 they poop out the ghosts, which we're calling the shells of the bugs. 421 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:07,680 Okay, we talked about it a couple episodes. Yeah, theaters. They 422 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:13,680 are not psychically immune enough to know that there's something really wrong. They just 423 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:20,599 have a faint idea that themselves are not whole. No, do you have 424 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,240 the bellow? I'm trying to get the bellow, but get the bellow, 425 00:33:23,319 --> 00:33:28,759 Get the bellow. They also make cute little sounds with their whippy little tongues. 426 00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:37,279 Jesus Christ, you know, so under delivering. Dave He's gay, 427 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:45,400 says the boat needs a bit of drama. It's getting boring, and that 428 00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:49,160 word is spelled b O r I n G, not b O R e 429 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,200 y. But it's getting a little bory and here here, here, here 430 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,200 now if you don't mind, uh sorry, just jump back to the Luca 431 00:33:59,519 --> 00:34:04,839 Jessica debacle for a second. Luca, if you found let's hear what they're 432 00:34:04,839 --> 00:34:09,400 selling. This is fucking I don't play the bellow. Sorry, don't play 433 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,320 the bellow. If this rules us, all we will we will die. 434 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,320 This sounds like that you've seen the Braille on NBC. It's in the final 435 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:23,880 season. That's what they sound like. Great television. Okay, no, 436 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:34,119 no, no, okay, everybody run and theaters. We got a lot 437 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:39,239 of haters I've heard from aren't happy about it. A lot of eaters that 438 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:45,679 aren't happy. It's truly the sad thing for this country. Okay, okay, 439 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,559 I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again. You two are gone 440 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,920 fired. We got it, Okay. All Luca needs to do here if 441 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,920 he is a nice person. I don't think Luca is a nice person. 442 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,079 I get it. You're a fuck boy. Part of being a fuck boy, 443 00:34:57,199 --> 00:34:59,920 in the definition of fuck boys, you don't care about other people's feeling. 444 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:06,280 I would be like I've hooked up with Jessica. I feel bad and 445 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,559 I would just go, hey, I'm sorry, that was Sandy just getting 446 00:35:09,599 --> 00:35:14,519 it wrong. Katie Flood's a friend she dated. He does this later on, 447 00:35:15,119 --> 00:35:19,960 but I feel like to keep someone held hostage emotionally a little bit is 448 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,960 a dick move. And my agree buoied also like I get it so a 449 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,320 little bit because on the contrary, like what is he supposed to do? 450 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,360 Be like Sandy, it's not. I'm not smitten Sandy, not really, 451 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,920 but also like, yeah, fucking well, just be like just that's not 452 00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:37,800 She's like, I don't you know, just would have probably still cool at 453 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:42,559 Lesbo. I'm I'm not Smith. I love how Sandy didn't pick up our 454 00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:46,440 body language. Yeah, it's so interesting. The term fuck boy, it's 455 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:53,119 a euphemism for sex addict. Well, and what do we know about addicts 456 00:35:54,039 --> 00:35:58,239 if they're in the throes of it and really in like the Seventh to Night 457 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:04,679 Ring, Yeah, they don't. They don't view people as people, people 458 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,239 like ants. All right, So we're moving on, and we're moving on. 459 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:15,400 We get c red history with Coyote Ugly Lata while making Spicy Margarita's. 460 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:21,800 If you've not seen that film, don't, but Coyote ugly. It is 461 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:29,079 one of the funnier things I've seen in some time. Maria Bello is just 462 00:36:30,599 --> 00:36:34,639 she owns the ludicrous in that movie. That movie I saw in the movie 463 00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:42,119 theater. Any Piper Piper something that was our starring role, Remember Piper, 464 00:36:43,519 --> 00:36:47,880 Yeah, but it's not Piper Posy No no, but they get on that's 465 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,360 bars yes and dance. I like how they taught us how they fake that 466 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,800 they're getting drunk to you. Yeah, Now that's funny and it's cool because 467 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,679 the love interest in the movie is a guy who was going to go along 468 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,239 with the ruse that he was a manager so that he could fuck her and 469 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,599 then never talk to her. She falls in love with that kind So yeah, 470 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:13,480 really really crazy movie about female empowerment and whatnot. Theaters just like Barbie. 471 00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:19,320 Yeah, Joe cooy, I want to get to lunch, which is 472 00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:22,519 boring. Uh, Luca and Max, No, I don't, Luca, 473 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:30,559 we should say La took her top off shots. So Luca and Max exactly, 474 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:38,679 and men are dumb. Luca and Max come to a head and more 475 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,440 Hay is getting thrown on me and I can't get up. Well. Max 476 00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:46,760 lied about being willing to go to that castle. Yeah, he absolutely said 477 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:52,679 no that I don't like liars. Yeah, he lied. And then he 478 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:58,719 said something. You know, Luca was was talking about how he's a pussy 479 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:01,159 and I don't agree with that kind of language, but you know, he 480 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,679 was saying stuff like, you know, you can't digest pasta, and you 481 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,000 got it doesn't matter about the food. We need to work, and Max 482 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:19,599 the kooky Frenchman says this is physics. Yeah, well he knows this is 483 00:38:20,679 --> 00:38:28,320 physics. And he also says with irony that you couldn't find if you had 484 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,599 a flashlight and a search team. I don't want him speaking to me like 485 00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:37,239 a child. Boom boom stump stump, boom boom. Luca makes a good 486 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,480 point. I think it's during this time where he says, I am his 487 00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:45,199 boss, so if I ask him to do something, he needs to fucking 488 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,320 do it. And it's really just that, that's really just that's it. 489 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,800 Bam bam stump stomp, very simple. Tonight, we are dining in the 490 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,519 dark. This is the dumbest fucking thing that human beings maybe have ever come 491 00:38:55,599 --> 00:39:00,880 up with. Airwon as a grosser is a close second, but this is 492 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,599 just unbelievably, Die, I was pretty sure you were going to have that 493 00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,599 opinion on this. This is absolutely stupid, it's lame, it's doesn't make 494 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:14,960 sense. It actually diminishes the dining. I think I'm not even making this 495 00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:20,400 class this. Oh fuck, it's broken. Fuck your drinks in your meal. 496 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:25,280 This might be a snl skitch, but it might be ooskitch, it 497 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:30,280 might be real life. I think there was a restaurant called Opaque that was 498 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,920 real. So that was real. It was in Sherman Oaks, it was 499 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:39,400 across from Laser Tag Peep and it was eating in the dark to the tune 500 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:45,920 of one hundred and fifty dollars ahead. I mean, just no longer believable, 501 00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:49,880 no longer in business, if you can believe it or not. That's 502 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,559 kind of At what point do you think they blindfold you in the meal? 503 00:39:53,079 --> 00:39:57,880 I'm not sure, but it's it's amazing they're coming up with that business idea, 504 00:39:58,159 --> 00:40:02,840 and you know it's the number one rule of business obviously to make money 505 00:40:04,039 --> 00:40:07,639 for the lizard people that sit at the round table every quarter, but also 506 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:14,239 retention, right, so coming up with businesses that have negative retention, in 507 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,599 fact, people may leave before they pay and never come back. Probably not 508 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,840 a good business idea bad bad So Jack is looking forward to it because they 509 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,760 can't see. I would say to Jack, Jack, they can take the 510 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,119 masks off and see that you have not plated dishes in any way, shape 511 00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:36,440 or form. But whatever. The only thing that could save this, and 512 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,719 this is just me trying to problem solve, is how about the way that 513 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:44,880 the portions were cut in. Perhaps there's like little forks already stuck in the 514 00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:49,960 samplers treat it more like a sampler menu than you can put Yeah, but 515 00:40:50,079 --> 00:40:52,639 that's just me. Uh yeah, okay, you're right. Yeah. So 516 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:58,159 Kyle is still down and Toomey is going to have to communicate with that. 517 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:05,760 There are lots of to me is she's growing. I feel like she's gonna 518 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,000 be better in the future. But right now, what is going on with 519 00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:19,000 the interior with Toomey, Jess and other is boring. It's just the talking 520 00:41:19,079 --> 00:41:22,320 heads about Toomey with the communication and the guests that she likes. We get 521 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,679 it. You wrestled with five brothers growing up. We get it. You 522 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:30,400 like crazy guests. That's what you feed off of. Take a drink every 523 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,679 time, and I'm tired of it. First course is oysters with mignonette. 524 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:39,320 Not a great blind first texture in the mouth. I don't think, prebuably 525 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:44,599 the worst possible thing you could put in your mouth blindly. Then we've got 526 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:54,239 yellowtail with saffron sauce, and that is so what that is, right, 527 00:41:54,880 --> 00:42:00,920 is that's a hard cooked piece of whitefish with sauce on top of it. 528 00:42:01,639 --> 00:42:07,239 There's nothing else on the plate, not even a two thousand and four micro 529 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:13,880 green, just heart cooked white fish with a bunch of sauce and they stabbed 530 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,639 at it. What does it taste like? Saffron is the I don't know 531 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,320 the anatomy of flowers as well as i'd like, but it's the you know, 532 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,320 the little it's like little strippy Georgia O'Keefe. Yeah, like a little 533 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:30,840 strippies in there, you know, and they're very expensive to farm. Oh 534 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:36,119 good, Yeah, that's why Afghani children. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, 535 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,119 yeah, put it on my fish. So Sandy is continuing to be 536 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:50,159 sho hey, hey, she goes, what are you guys doing. It's 537 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,559 like it's like an opaque kind of thing we're doing here, and they tell 538 00:42:54,599 --> 00:42:58,679 you, you know, we're because you know how you talk louder when you 539 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:07,239 can't see we're eating everything without our eyes. Oh you really can't see it, 540 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,119 king, Yeah, taking these back to my place. Learned how to 541 00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:16,599 play guitar without a sense of smell. We are going, she says to 542 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:22,639 them, I'm going to take this back to my place. Now, I 543 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:28,639 know within the homosexual community, we're a little bit more open with our sexuality. 544 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,360 Right. Well, I shouldn't say we like I'm a part of that 545 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,519 community because that's like I mean, Kyle, take your head off for that, 546 00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:39,519 and deservedly so. But I understand why because it was such a taboo 547 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,440 for such a long time. Now let's be proud of it, and you 548 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:50,199 should be. But with the whole captain of the vessel people sitting down in 549 00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,639 blindfolds, maybe let's not talk about how you and the wife are gonna choke 550 00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:57,880 each other, you know, with sleeping masks on. Right, that's probably 551 00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:01,760 just having a hard poked whitefish. Right now, it's just not the time. 552 00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:07,480 Um, So steak is up next. It's just thin slices of steak 553 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:14,039 in sauce again, and we round things out with up air a stewed pair 554 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:22,440 and under delivering Dave's strikes again, and he's just he's the best. He's 555 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,840 the same wise gamgee of this boat. But this meal was absolutely ridiculous. 556 00:44:29,519 --> 00:44:31,199 I think he he phoned it in when he knew that he could, and 557 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,320 he needed to because he's been working his hats off, all right, So 558 00:44:36,199 --> 00:44:43,440 the plating is was just thrown over the road. So Jess is fired up. 559 00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:46,719 Now Jess is Jess is not and she is Sasha Fierce, and she 560 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:52,000 is going to make fuck boy pay. Oh break screech reverse one eighty turned 561 00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:55,320 back to Dick right right now. I do want to point out, after 562 00:44:55,480 --> 00:45:01,360 Sandy came back for a second drive by, did she end it by saying, 563 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:06,639 don't hate the player, hate the game. I believe that was a 564 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,760 quote. Well that's what she was told about the mess that she'd made. 565 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:13,000 Oh okay, but I don't think that applies here at all. That doesn't 566 00:45:13,039 --> 00:45:19,039 make any sense. You know. That's an aphorism that I don't really use 567 00:45:19,199 --> 00:45:22,320 properly. It's one of those things where I think about saying it, then 568 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,119 I'm not really sure if it applies, so I back away, Well, 569 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:29,119 think about hypothetical. When would it apply? Yeah, not a sport, 570 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,360 right, because don't hate the player, hate the game. I don't know. 571 00:45:32,559 --> 00:45:36,719 When I own that tour business, there was twenty different companies all doing 572 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,920 the same bullshit. If some company just said, hey, I just put 573 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:43,960 a big billboard that said we're the number one rated tour company, and I 574 00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:47,119 started getting all the business that day, I could feasibly say to your competitors 575 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:51,159 when they said, what's what this bullshit? Say, hey, we're all 576 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,719 a bunch of scoundrels down here. Yeah. Don't hate the player, hate 577 00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:58,039 the game. Oh, I got a good one. So you're in the 578 00:45:58,119 --> 00:46:00,880 trenches of World War One, right, someone stabs you in the throat with 579 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,400 a bayonet. Yep. You're gargling and crying for your mother, yep, 580 00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:09,079 and you say, how could you do this? Right? Another good example. 581 00:46:09,159 --> 00:46:13,559 The opposition says, don't hate the player, hate the game. Right, 582 00:46:14,519 --> 00:46:20,920 That would be correct, correctly used. Then the guy with the sword 583 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,039 through his stories like you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 584 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:30,480 thanks for those examples, you guys. Oh look, we'll tell your mom 585 00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:35,199 you love her. Yeah. I just died by choking on my own blood. 586 00:46:37,199 --> 00:46:44,480 Horrifying stuff happen, so bad, so bad, so sick. Puppy 587 00:46:44,559 --> 00:46:52,920 Luca texts Natalia I miss you. And this is where okay, so let's 588 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:58,719 do this, right, let's do this. So Luca's cute little butterfly boy, 589 00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:08,559 right, and he's also this, which is a fuck bottom feeding cuddlefish 590 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:13,639 kind of sex addict. Right and and and these are the depths that you 591 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,719 go to when you are this kind of person. Now, he's young, 592 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:23,119 he's hot, he's a sea rat. He only has so much time to 593 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:30,079 do this because you get to sixty and your c you get to forty, 594 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,960 well sure, but you know they can still rip and tear into their fifties. 595 00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,519 Right, You get up in age and your CV is only c stuff 596 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:44,320 and that's not appealing to literally anybody. Yep. There are certain animals that 597 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:49,159 I think can understand that that's not even cool. Probably in Teeters would be 598 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,400 like, that's all you. You were just out there the whole time and 599 00:47:53,519 --> 00:48:00,320 they bellow and they go go away. So Luca has to kind of behave 600 00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:02,440 like this, although he doesn't, and I wish that he wouldn't, but 601 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:13,280 I don't know. It's just sad because lucas been such a go get general 602 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,960 likability about him as well, but that's also just because he's very attractive. 603 00:48:17,199 --> 00:48:20,840 You know, like if he did this stuff and he looked like Max, 604 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:28,480 we wouldn't think. God, this is his only kind of behavior where he's 605 00:48:28,559 --> 00:48:31,159 being kind of a scumback. He doesn't like back channel or lie or do 606 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:37,320 other things that see rats typically. But this is deceitful back channeling, deceitful 607 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:42,440 behavior. So there's a note I have. Can you imagine letting being a 608 00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:45,559 part of a fun show. Okay, this is it? All right, 609 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,880 this got it? Okay, here we go, Bello, bellow, get 610 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,039 ready for this. So the guests need a snack. Oh yeah, this 611 00:48:53,199 --> 00:49:00,159 is guacamole. This is guacamole Gate. All the president's men went in and 612 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:06,559 they just they taped the whole place, right, and what they overheard was 613 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:14,400 cute little fifth grade lily taking preschool little boy into the kitchen and flirting for 614 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:20,199 forty five minutes while making Guacamly, that's not a lime, that's a lemon. 615 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:28,280 Oh. So they eventually bring the snack up to them, a food 616 00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,000 that should take no less than two minutes and thirty seconds to make, and 617 00:49:31,559 --> 00:49:34,960 the guests, while they do, give them a little bit of shit, 618 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,119 leave and say don't kiss each other or something. And I was just wondering. 619 00:49:42,639 --> 00:49:49,480 Imagine being on a show, being part of this gossipy, fun, 620 00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:54,679 young hot stuff papering over the cracks of a forty five minute guacamole bowl. 621 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,079 I don't give a fuck, but there are cameras on you, irrelevant oceanic 622 00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:07,519 drunks. Get me the fucking guacamole so much faster. It's not cute. 623 00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:14,000 I would walk down after probably realistically, if you're turning to minute, say 624 00:50:14,119 --> 00:50:17,039 fifteen, and just say one, scrap it, never mind. Whatever you 625 00:50:17,159 --> 00:50:20,320 have in your hands right now, give it to me. She's like, 626 00:50:20,639 --> 00:50:22,519 oh, it's just her opinions and on you fucking give it to me right 627 00:50:22,599 --> 00:50:27,039 now, put it in my mouth. That's absurd. Yeah, too long, 628 00:50:27,199 --> 00:50:30,760 Yeah, it's too long. I'm always practical about this stuff. I'm 629 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:35,800 trying to, like find life hacks for sea rat sea rats. Why doesn't 630 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,679 the chef before he goes to bag go like, all right, I've prepped 631 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,400 a pizza in here. I'm trying to do a bad chef jack a pizza 632 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,280 some fucking nachos that you need to heat up just to have something for the 633 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,880 charter guests. Yeah, it's great, full, can uh fucken pizza? 634 00:50:52,199 --> 00:50:54,719 That was good, right, Yeah, that was really good. Pats was 635 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:59,159 better. But so next morning. Next morning, Latta is not doing well 636 00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:00,960 and I completely for God that Haley was gone in this moment, but she 637 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,519 is still a part of the show. Dylan, forgive me. It's also 638 00:51:04,679 --> 00:51:09,360 worth mentioning that Luca and Jess were able to get beyond their little issues and 639 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:15,199 they've squashed the beef and they shove tongues down each other. Not quite yet, 640 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,239 but they will get there. So Jess is saying that she's going to 641 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:25,960 be present and after the charter they'll be done, which is sorry, did 642 00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:30,199 you did you not think that? That? What? I thought that you 643 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:35,280 knew that? But maybe not. No. She arrives at this which is 644 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,480 the correct approach to Luca. But they're going to be going to the Amalfi 645 00:51:38,599 --> 00:51:42,440 Coast or something, can I think? So Kyle is up just in time 646 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:45,639 to say goodbye to the guests, perfect time. I don't know what the 647 00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,719 fuck Max is talking about with his iPhone and shit, he says something about 648 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:57,280 his I can't Jess and Luca have a chat? She says, can you 649 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:02,039 meet me in the Captain's office? Odd? Inappropriate game of workplace clue, 650 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:14,159 right? He after they mend things, says, imagine if I was texting 651 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:21,920 Natalia with a little boris and Natasha kind of wink ew butterfly Boy, that 652 00:52:22,119 --> 00:52:24,639 is just I didn't catch that he did that. That's peak butterfly Boy. 653 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,840 That is peak butterfly boy. So a lot of feels like a bag of 654 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:34,239 dicks. And the guests depart, but not before they leave. Thirty two 655 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:40,159 thousand dollars, so nice, that is I know we have goldfish memory with 656 00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:45,000 these tips, but that is Tiger Wood's Michael Jackson what Michael Jordan goat kind 657 00:52:45,039 --> 00:52:47,760 of tip. And you could say that Michael Jackson was a goat too, 658 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,440 but he you fucked well, was he? He fucked it up? Yeah, 659 00:52:52,599 --> 00:52:54,639 he sure did. He messed it up a little bit. They should 660 00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:59,360 have left so much less and it still would have been too much. It 661 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:05,519 took them forty nine minutes to make you smashed Corey Ender filled bowl of food 662 00:53:05,639 --> 00:53:09,719 that they themselves said they would neat. Yeah, thirty two thousand dollars, 663 00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:19,280 thank you. They're going to be back next season. Sandy's Sandy's haying is 664 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,440 has reached kind of a critical mass here for me. She goes upstairs after 665 00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:28,519 calling a tip meeting in a certain hour. Not a single sea rat is 666 00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:32,920 in the salon ready to go, not one, and she says, with 667 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:39,559 a ribbing little tone, I'm gonna take all this and go shopping. Oh 668 00:53:39,679 --> 00:53:45,000 so funny. What is going on? I mean, I'm not saying that 669 00:53:45,079 --> 00:53:46,840 we need Lee to hand out plane tickets or anything like that, but I 670 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:50,719 mean, what the fuck is this? We have a meeting, let's all 671 00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:52,320 be here, or at least one of you be here. Yeah, right, 672 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:58,679 okay, So we get ready for a night out. Max naturally is 673 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,719 not going to head out. Kyle naturally is right as rain talking about Rihanna 674 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:08,079 bitch, and is ready to go out. Jess at the dinner table is 675 00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:15,960 starting to It makes me sad that she mounted that defense of her self worth 676 00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:22,079 and now she's leaning against Luca in a white tablecloth restaurant, saying I don't 677 00:54:22,159 --> 00:54:32,119 want to be calm, I just and and don't don't fall for butterfly boys, 678 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:37,079 and Max and his fucking robe don't care. And we head to the 679 00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:42,920 bar that they frequent. These bartenders when they see these sea rats coming in 680 00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,679 must be the happiest fucking campers. Yep, They're like, what was your 681 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:50,719 chap thirty two thousand, and they all tell one another, we're gonna make 682 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,159 fourteen thousand dollars tonight. Yeah, And then they do. And then they 683 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,920 do. Although this is a very tame night as sea rat nights out. 684 00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:04,119 They drink, they take selfies, drama free, not that fun, and 685 00:55:04,199 --> 00:55:06,360 we end up back on the boat. We end up back on the boat 686 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:14,159 in more Max being scum. Well, okay, I understand that if somebody 687 00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:19,599 comes back and your physics is off, you don't want them breathing in your 688 00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:23,400 face with cigarettes and booze. The problem is the entire country that he hails 689 00:55:23,679 --> 00:55:30,039 from smells like that. Everyone smells of a wet rind cheese and cigarettes and 690 00:55:30,199 --> 00:55:35,400 fucking chartruse, so you should be used to it by now. Okay, 691 00:55:35,519 --> 00:55:38,079 Well, he doesn't feel his physics are not the best physics they've been, 692 00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:43,760 and he doesn't want he wants less cheese, So I think it's fair. 693 00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:45,519 Lily, go down, Lily, go down, Go down, Lily. 694 00:55:45,639 --> 00:55:52,039 Next day we end with is Haley going to come back? And is Laura 695 00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:54,800 in fact turning into a zombie before our we hit her off the goddamn boat. 696 00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,360 Sorry, sorry, sorry, We'll find out next week's spoiler alert, 697 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,440 Laura is a zombie and yes, Hayley is coming back, and we knew 698 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,719 those two things and below deck always does this, but we know how many 699 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,360 episodes do we have left of this? Get better? Bravo, We love 700 00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,639 you very much. 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