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All right, here we go with
the Friday Minnesota Goodbye. We're gonna reflect

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back to something that kind of interesting
here that we've been talking about on the

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show a couple of times, and
basically it is Chicago and Fallon hate Chicago.

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She said Chicago should be replaced by
a giant gravel pit. I didn't

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say that, if you go back
and listen to podcast, but I did

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say, pretty sure popular opinion.
I just don't get Chicago. It does

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nothing for me. And I said, I kind of get it, but

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I've never gone there just to visit. Really. I've always gone there for

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a show or a concert or whatever. And then I was there a year

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ago exactly for a radio convention and
we did take a Saturday and we said,

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let's go down to Navy Pier.
Navy Pier sucked. Navy Pier was

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a bunch of kind of like closed
up shops and ice cream stands. I

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think we bought have gone the same
day you did. And we did the

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carousel and that was it, and
I was like, cool, Yeah,

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it's glad. And we walked miles
to get here for this. Yeah and

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so and so we said, hey, tell us what we're wrong about and

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so we're getting some emails here.
This one says can this as she says,

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good morning, morning show. I'm
writing in to respond to Fallon's comment

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about Chicago. Was born raised in
Gumi, Illinois, which is forty five

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minutes south of Chicago. I don't
know how you say it. I can

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totally validate what Fallon is saying.
However, I don't have much experience in

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Chicago as an adult because I moved
to Minnesota at eighteen. I would recommend

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adding other towns experiences to your Chicago
trip next time you come down. I

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do recommend Gumy Oh, Gurney,
hold on Gurney, Okay. It looked

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like an eminence an R Gurney.
Okay, since we have six flags Great

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America. Way better than Valley Fair
in my opinion. Hey hey, hey,

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hey hey, you watch that?
And just a smidgemore northwest of Gurney

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is Lake Geneva, where I live
now. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's

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a small tourist town, Laketown,
but still pretty in fun for a day

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or two away. As always thinks
we're being an awesome group of people from

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Candice. Okay. So, in
other words, to make a Chicago.

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Visit more enjoyable. Don't go to
Chicago. That's I got out of that

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perfect another one. Let's see,
I want to keep Chicago in the theme

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here. Okay, some insight on
visiting Chicago from Allison. I've lived here

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eight years originally from Minnesota. Yes, there are more than five things to

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do. Get out of Get out
of the loop, core downtown areas.

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Spending your entire trip there is the
equivalent of going to New York City and

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not leaving Times Square. Chicago has
tons of neighborhoods, each with their own

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flare, food vibe. Go up
the Lake Shore. There are beautiful beaches

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for miles north and south. There
are so many parks. Just get out

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of downtown. Chicago is a big
city to live in. Chicago or New

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York City is a big city to
visit. Walk The neighborhoods of Chicago pop

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into shops and restaurants in the summer. There is a street fest with music

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and food every weekend in one of
the neighborhoods, Garfield Park Conservatory. It

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is incredible and so many breweries.
I could go on, but cut the

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slanders, Smiley face, more of
the stories. Get out of the Loop

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downtown, you'll see what Chicago really
has to offer. Okay, I'll be

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honest with you. Strolling through neighborhoods
and going into a shop is not really

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worth a six hour drive to me. Yeah, and I got breweries here

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in Minneapolis. Everywhere there's a freaking
brewery and they're awesome and I love it.

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Yeah, I'm trying to think,
Like, obviously I like food,

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but there's only so much you can
eat, so I'm sure every neighborhood has

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their food flare. But like,
okay, like Door County, for instance,

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why would I think Door County is
better than Chicago. Well, endless

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hiking trails, you can go kayaking, powder, all kinds of water activities.

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You can take a ferry to an
island for a day. They do

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have there. There was a day
we did like cute shopping and shops,

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But I don't want to do that
every day, Like I would do one

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day of shopping for sure. Like
if I'm in like a big city,

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Yeah, I know that's not your
thing though, Well I mean I'm not.

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I'm not really a shopper. Like
if I go to Breckon Ridge,

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Colorado, for example, there's a
big main street of shopping, and it's

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souvenirs and cool like wine glasses that
say brecon Ridge and coats that say brecon

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Ridge and candle that say breckon Ridge
and soap that's made in Colorado. You

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know that'll take me an hour,
you know what I mean. I'm not

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a big shopper. Really, I'd
rather go to Best buyer them all.

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But thank you a listen. I
appreciate that one. And let's see what

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else we get here. I want
to make sure I'm reading ones that are

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for the Minnesota. Goodbye, Okay, here we go, Hello, Dave,

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Fallon, Jenny and Drake. I'll
try to keep this short and sweet.

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I've been thinking about writing you guys
for a long time, recently had

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my sign to do it. First
of all, though I listen to you

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guys every day, usually throughout the
day on the podcast, through the good

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and bad times, your guys voices
have been there for me and sometimes been

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the one thing that could get me
out of bed for the day. Knowing

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I'll get to catch up on the
show and smile and laugh along with you.

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I know I'm not alone when I
say your show means the world to

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me, and I appreciate you guys
more than I can put into words.

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I never ever want to take that
for granted. I never want to read

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something like that or hear something like
that and then just move on, because

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that means so much to me.
And that is what one of the reasons

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I got into radios, because radio
meant the same thing to me when I

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was a kid with the radio was
always playing shout out to k v O

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R in Colorado Springs k Triples and
Colorado Springs KYS and in Colorado Springs because

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Z ninety three in Colorado Springs.
As those radio stations were what they were,

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the background, the soundtrack of my
life basically, So I get it.

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DJ's were a big thing back then, but they were more like,

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you know, they'd tell a little
joke, yeah, and they'd give the

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temperature in the forecast, and they
would introduce the music or whatever. But

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we're different kind of a radio show, and it's more like you know,

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fallon samorrhoids, that type of thing, you know what I mean. We're

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more about you're human, we're human, and we talked about the things we

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have in common. So I will
never take it for granted that you appreciate

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us. Okay, now onto I'm
writing in today. I've noticed the past

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few weeks Dave randomly has said the
name Helen on the show multiple times.

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I have. My grandma's name was
Helen. Here's an interesting thing. This

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is Dave not reading a letter.
My grandma's name was also Helen, and

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so when I say grandma Helen,
I think that's where it comes from.

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Okay, Helen Wheeler was my grandma, and there's some commonalities here. She

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grew up on a farm in Montana
during the Great Depression. This is back

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to the email now. Was pulled
out of eighth grade to help earn money

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for the family. So during the
Depression they didn't have any money, so

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she had to probably go sell peaches
in you know, like I don't know,

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Bozeman or something like that. She
married my grandpa when he came home

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from serving in the army durned World
War Two, and together they raised twelve

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amazing children. Helen event eventually earned
her ged at the age of forty nine,

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during a year she did not have
a child graduating, so she could

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have her own graduation year. She
also earned the Honorable Montana Mother of the

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Year award. But she surely didn't
need the title to prove how amazing she

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was. She was an avid pekuckle
player and passed her love of the game

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down to many of her kids and
grandkids. So every year I hear you

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guys mentioned pinuckle, every time I
hear you guys mentioned pe knuckle on the

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show, usually wondering what it is, because we do, We're like,

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how do you play pinuckle? That
sounds fun, Maybe we should learn it.

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It brings a huge smile to my
face. She was my best friend

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and I miss her greatly. I
took hearing her name multiple times as my

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calling to write to you guys and
all show share a bit of her life

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and keep her memory alive. I
love that. And what's funny is my

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grandma Helen also lived in Montana,
but she was not born there. She

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was born in Kansas in eighteen eighty
nine and went to Montana. We think

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in a wagon. Okay, we're
not positive. Maybe part way by train,

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but at least part of the way
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that's a good story to tell anyone. Yeah, I believe our loved ones

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send us messages once in a while
to let us know they are okay,

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and hearing Dave say something along the
lines of Helen was letting loose, Oh,

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Helen was letting loose in loss of
Vegas made my heart so happy.

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Ha ha. Sincerely, p one
listener, Beth, Beth, I'm really

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glad that it touched your heart,
and I understand that you want to keep

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Helen's memory alive. And I had
great admiration for my grandma too, because

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she was you know, I don't
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remember her until she was probly seventy
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older. But she was always very
sweet and she loved to play scrabble or

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she called it, no, it
was spilling spell. There was a name

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called spilling spell where you shook up
a bunch of lettercubes and you pour them

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out on a TV tray and then
spell words with him with a timer.

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And she would say, do you
want to spill a spell? And I

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thought it was very sweet that an
old lady was probably really tired, took

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time for a lot of grandkids because
there were a lot of us. So

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thanks for bringing back that memory and
I appreciate that. All right, this

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is about sties because I have a
stye in my eye. Do you just

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see my eye patch that I wore
in this morning? Oh I didn't see

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it. Yeah, you put it
in the microwave. A listener recommended this

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to me, is little la beads
in there. You put it in the

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microwave for fifteen seconds. You put
it on your eye. And Susan was

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making fun of me last night for
looking like a pirate. Well, I

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mean, you know, some would
argue pirate looks cool. I know you've

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gotten five thousand emails about sties.
My boyfriend gets them constantly. And eye

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doctor told them to wash with a
warm washcloth and baby body wash because it's

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tear free, works like a charm. Okay, I haven't done that.

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I don't rarely. You know,
I got so many at home remedies I

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got. There was somebody who said
it. They wrote yesterday. They're very

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charming. They said, I'm Mexican, so of course we have some sort

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of home remedy for it. And
it was something like I don't remember what

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it was, but it was definitely
something that was unique. Yeah, probably

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to that culture, probably, And
I don't remember what it was. But

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the cookie who listens to our show
said phillis shot glass with warm salty water.

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Put it over your eye and open
your eye and look into it and

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roll your eye around in blink.
And I didn't tried that one, but

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basically warm compress on the eyes.
Warm saltwater fixes a lot of things.

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Now, you got an endorsement with
the Hemorrhoid Preparation H people because you had

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hemorrhoids and you am it paid off
for you. I did. So maybe

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somehow, like um, I can
get the the thermal thermal on mask people

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or I patch people to hear this
and maybe they'll give me an endorsement for

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having a stop being a victim of
Styes, yeah, I will say preparation

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H is more of a household name
than what you just read, so that

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I think you're right. Somebody use
hash Do you gotta take a picture of

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yourself, put it on Instagram,
put hashtag stye and then they'll fight.

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That's how literally how the person.
But I'm not young and cute either.

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I mean you you're you're the You're
the good face of preparation age. Thank

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you. I'm not young and cute. It's like exactly, yeah, so

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probably something that happened like Jenny would
come into with a sty and all of

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a sudden, the thermal on people
would be like, oh God, let's

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get her, like she's young and
cute, and I'm like, hey,

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background with swallowed eyes a year,
let's see. That is kind of more

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for the morning show. And so
there's really not a whole lot left.

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Um. I will only say,
let's talk about what we're doing this weekend.

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Um, it is Friday right now
as we record this, it's Friday.

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We love our weekends just like you
love your weekends. And I have

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no plans this afternoon. I'm going
to the gym or at eleven. Somebody

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told me yesterday I looked a lot
thinner, which I appreciate. You.

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Yeah, And actually you know what
I will I notice the yesterday your belly.

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You know one thing I was going
to tell you when you wear T

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shirts, it makes you look thinner
than when you wear button up shirts because

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your button up shirts are too big. They are yea and they so they

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like the make it your stomach look
bigger than it actually is. I was

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going to tell you that yesterday and
forgot too, because I think we went

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to talk. That's where I lose
it. First, I think in my

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bellies, in my face, and
then Susan because she's insecure and she is

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worried that young college women will now
be attracted to me, which, no,

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not well, I'll put the mask
on so they want to. But

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so she said last night, she
said, you don't want to get too

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skinny, because then your face SAgs
and you look gone. And I said

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to myself, she's trying to keep
the college girls away. Yes, she

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is. God, it's so hard
to be I was gonna tell you a

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little story, but it's it's a
story for another time. What are you

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doing this weekend? The girls are
coming over, so Ava three, Evelyn

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one coming over tomorrow afternoon. So
that is our plan from about four o'clock

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until about noon or two on Sunday. The girls need constant attention. It's

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not a bad thing. But you
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girls there. What are you doing
we I don't think we have anything today,

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And I'm honestly so happy. I've
been so busy. I looked at

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my calendar to make plans with a
friend and I only had one weekend night

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open for the rest of the summer
one and it was one night. So

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I am doing nothing and it's going
to be glorious. Tomorrow we have a

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barbecue thing for Jake's stepdad at their
his mom's house, and then Sunday I

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have a little playdate for all of
with a friend. Okay. Yeah,

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and Jake's going Sunday to the Three
thing. Oh he is going is okay?

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That's very cool. Yeah, the
three of them. I mean,

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if you're into Gulf, that is
a big, huge tournament this weekend,

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So have fun with that. Thank
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couple of minutes, So thank you
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