One on one point three kde w B with Fallon and Cult and everything's frozen
by Just in case, I thought I can either acknowledge that no music is
playing and throw you under our busket just break our radio station. Yeah,
because oh there we go and access granted again. He just wanted his moment
need acknowledgement. Yeah, okay, sorry, low Wayne, lollipop our apology,
how bad? Yeah, now we learned a lesson anyone listening who.
It has become a favorite, a favorite every single day. I actually told
the sales rep and our building, I go, hey, quick Trip got
a great shout out on our show this week. And he goes, oh
really why, And I go because I did a topic anybody listening to has
IBS. And a woman tells and he said, the post bathrooms are a
quick trip, and he's like, yeah, so if you are stopping somewhere
and you're like, I could stop at that this gay station with the arable
restroom or this one with the cleanest one ever, Yeah, that's hot,
praise too, Quick Trip. We're going to do anyone listening Who with different
topics that we're not doing IBS today, just the heads up, but we'll
do what we come back on katiew B baby one on one point three kd
WB with Fallon in cult. Anyone listening who we got a couple of topics.
Anybody who has hooked up in an ice shanty? I want to hear
from you. Anybody who has a terrible neighbor, or anybody listening who has
a regrettable tattoo? Can I ask a serious question? Yes, do people
in the Twin Cities call it ice shanty? Because you wrote that, I've
never heard anyone say shanty. I've heard ice house and an ice house.
I'm gonna I don't know. I'm from Michigan. House that sits on the
lake when it's frozen. I'll talking about you go ice fishing. Yeah,
and it's a little ice shanty. I think it's an ice house. Really,
I've never heard anyone call it an ice shanty. That's really fancy.
I was gonna say they're kind of small to be considered a house, but
they're probably bigger than my actual house in Saint Louis Park. So, oh
God, you always try to find a way to get people to feel bad
for you. Well, anyone listening who has hoops up in an ice house?
Or has a terrible neighbor or a regrettable tattoo. Do you fit into
any of those? Bro I was gonna say, have I owned up in
an ice shanty? I have two. I've had terrible neighbors. Yeah,
And I have a hand praying pizza tattoo on my thighs. So that's probably
where I don't thigh high up on the inner thigh. I can show you
if you want me in here. You want me to say my pants are
tell me the no? What well? I I'm wearing like compression shorts,
but I didn't where's it located? I could dig my pants off and I
have your name on my booty, yeah from Steve O. But that's the
thing. What yeah me? This isn't my thing to call. And this
is for other people, all right. So anyone listening who has hooked up
in an ice shanty, has a terrible neighbor or a regrettable tattoo, call
sixty five one nine eight nine k d w B. This is the one
on one point three Katy w B with Fallon and called anyone listening who has
hooked up in an ice shanty, which I call it an ice house.
I don't it like an ice mansion. Is that it sounds like has a
terrible neighbor or a regrettable tattoo. At sixty five one nine eight nine,
Katie W. B Rose, what you got? Hey, it's not an
ice shandy, it's an ice shack, sense I got whatever. I'm from
Michigan. Well that's why I'm from Wisconsin. Yeah, this shack over I
have. Yeah, I have a crazy neighbor. She sold six of my
garbage cans and takes takes her brings my cats into her house or like I've
caught her my ring camera going into my house. What it's second my cat?
Let's rewind the garbage cans. Did you do you have six garbage cans
at a time where she's collectively over the years just taken one at a time.
Oh no, this wasn't years, This was like within three weeks.
So why is she taking your garbage can? Yeah? I have no idea.
So two of them went missing. I figured guys thought they were old
whatever, So we bought two new ones, and then the next week those
disappeared. I called the garbage company and I'm like, I don't know if
you guys do my garbage cans whatever, but they're gone, so they gave
me another one. It's like the big five hundred dollars one, and then
then the following week's that one disappeared. Those are one of those things where
like you need a garbage can too, So it's so annoying. Well and
I'm just like, okay, I am not going crazy. This is absolutely
nuts. What did she say when you confronted her? I just asked her,
can't buy garbage cans? And she's like, oh, the barrels out
on the road. I'm like, the garbage can, cool neighbor. Yeah,
oh no, she said that she was taking them because she needed to
clean it stuff out of her garage. All right, so she is a
murder, yeah she's. And also, get your own cat. Cats are
easy. You can find cats everywhere. Oh yeah, she like, I
said, she's been in my house checking on my cat. But it's just
like, what are you doing? I mean, I guess the good news
is when you go on vacation, you have someone to watch your animals.
She might rename one of them like spark Plug and try to keep it for
her own, but oh my gosh, Rose, you tolerate a lot.
Thank you for the call I Katie WB So what is the bad tattoo?
Yeah? So I have a really bad tattoo. I was a little messed
up one night and decided to let one of my friends tattoo me, and
so she tattooed the word heart, which what I thought at the time was
over my heart, but it's actually on the wrong side, sonning. That
is such a drunk person tattoo. Do you have to explain it every time?
Or no? Yeah, for the most part, and it's right where
it can be showings like if I were any sense, so everybody can see
it and it's just absolutely terrible. So then I have to go into detail
about how I got it, And have you thought about adding on to it,
like different words or an arrow pointing over to the right area. I
have thought about adding an arrow and appointment for next week, So hopefully either
an arrow or like saying or something us know. If you do, will
you please dm us a picture? Oh for sure? Okay, amazing it's
balin and cult on Instagram. Please dm us a picture. I wish you
the best with your tattoo update. Thank you so much. All right,
So Beyonce has been releasing a lot of photos she has a new album coming
out and guess who is talking crap? Erica Badu. She made a post
Yeah everyone knows Erica, right, Okay, so she's like no, and
then Beyonce's publicist just clapped, will cover it in the pop Culture Minute.
It's the pop culture Minute was sellon and cult on one On one point three
d w B. Beyonce posted a photo. She's been posting a bunch of
new photos to promote her album, and in the photo she has braids.
Well air Kabado apparently was not a fan of that, and she made it
clear that she felt like it was copycat action, so she dropped a little
shade on her. And then immediately Beyonce's longtime publicist entered the chat and responded
to her wasted no time posting a full blown scrapbook of Beyonce wearing the braided
hairstyle throughout her entire career, dating back to her childhood, and just basically
posted it was like, oh, she slays, she slays now then always,
and then put a hashtag of the new album coming out and that was
enough of a clapback that didn't acknowledge Erica's shade, But yeah, it was
rude. You can't really trademark a hairstyle, right, I don't know.
I guess some people could. You didn't trademarkt legally probably, but obviously there
are artists who are absolutely known for hairstyle. So she thinks she's jumping on
me because I guess the weekend when he had that hair back in the day.
Yeah, that'd probably be like his signature. Look, yeah, I
think Justin Bieber when he first came out, had a very hit that like
bowl cut. It was a very just behind you should every day I have
to like shake my head every minutes. Oh that's so yeah, that's a
youthing. And then you would even use the curling iron to do a little
flare on the side. Yeah, listen, I'm out here completely judging you.
And I went through an entire phase during my hardcore phase where I took
a whole section underneath my hair at the bottom and dyed it bleach blonde and
it was like black on top. So I don't know why I'm out here
judging you. Absolutely speaking of Justin Bieber, though, we do have Justin
Bieber Dance Night at the Varsity. Tickets we're gonna be given away on the
fifties throughout the show, So I just wanted to give you a heads up
on that. And as I always say, dance night for Justin Bieber,
the Varsity has to be better than his concerts because I concerts he has the
best music. So I know the dance party will be killer. But the
concerts. Two of the last one went to, yeah, this what a
great song? What about this one? Okay, first of all, I
can see why you're not mixing at this dance party. No One Yummy is
like his most embarrassing song he ever released. No one liked it except for
the two people out of text and be like, oh I love it selling
sunsets. Christine Quinn, her husband has been arrested for a second time.
Obviously she has now like a restraining order and he showed up back at their
house yesterday. We announced that he there was He was arrested for an assault
and it was on their child. They say that he threw glass across the
room at the kid. He was like two years old. Kid, yeah
took it. And so anyway, I'm sure we'll get all the details of
something. Way he was arrested, they let him out and then he came
back back to the house even though he has down they have a restraining order
against him coming because of the violence. You gotta use some of that money
for some securities. Absolutely, that is your pop culture minute. It's brought
to you by Ovo Lasik and Lenz. Find him at ovoi dot com.
We're gonna come back and like I said in a fifty after, we'll have
those just mieber dance party tickets. So if something happened that involves Jake's momie,
don't do my ocles mom my mother in law that I love dearly.
Yeah, we got BoNT in the studio too, because Vonn just never sleeps
at all. Ever, go home. No, I've been here since the
morning show. I have been here since five twenty seven this morning. Why
did no one else gets here that early? While were you here? There's
a blanket in the next studio. There's a blanket and a pillow, and
that, I'm gonna be honest with you, like some dirty laundry in the
corners. Nuts. So we were invited fleance centers. Attacks vaunted me both
and she's like, Hey, it's Jake's mom's birthday, so you should come,
which sounds a little weird, but at the same time, we're all
kind of like family, so you know, it's not as weird as you
would think. So I'm like, I was over at Falence House for a
dinner. The first night I got here. I didn't bring anything. I
felt terrible coming empty handed, considering you gave me champagne and your trash to
throw away, and you made dinner was very nice. I didn't want to
mention that part, so I was like, Okay, I need to look
good, so I'm gonna get Jake's mom some flowers. You did it sometimes.
You had the beautiful hydrangs. If it had been the summer, I
would have assumed you clipped them from your neighbor's bush and didn't buy them.
But since it's winter, I knew you actually purchased those high rangers. I
went to Trader Joe's in Minntana. Options Yeah. So anyways, I show
up with this vase and it's nice, and I leave it there and I
come home and my wife was getting back to town in a couple of days,
so I got her flowers as well. The only thing is, I
guess I didn't realize that was the only vase we have for flowers. Wait
a minute, you gifted my mother in law your actual personal vase, the
only vase we have in the house. That's how family we all are here.
You know, you can just give someone flowers in the actual arrangement.
You don't have to have it weird. It's almost like an incomplete gifts.
It's actually not sure. You got to clip these and put them in the
base and give them. Walk have vases around their house for that. Also
likes tend to like moms and like like just older households they want to have
just random I am a youth, Thank you very much. I have plenty
of oas point. Oh yeah, so you feel you seem like somebody who
crafts her own boss. You seem like someone who steals your wife's only voss
and gives it to someone else. That did happen? She comes home and
there's a bunch of roses sitting there in a blender bottle, and she was
like I like like, she was like, you always have the right intention
with the wrong move right, Like you always are trying to do the right
thing, but it just ends horribly. So how did she wrecked? Her?
Saying? Yeah, I actually cave that mom? She was like,
why wouldn't you give her the blender bottle? Why would me the blender bottle?
I have so many vases I'm about to donate. I don't even know
if the donation places take them. Do you want one? He needs one?
Now? Yeah? You please? I mean I don't. I don't
feel like Jake's Muhamma and I are on that where I could ask for the
vase back, and that feels weird in itself. That's very weird. So
do you feel comfortable asking for the vase back? Yeah? No, one,
okay, you shouldn't. That's a bizarre thing to ask, knowing at
all. But if you are going to donate some of those vauses, please
tapperware dishes, Yes, return to owner. Yes, Can I have the
face I gave you? Flowers in after you see her like put them like,
hang them up, be like, oh yeah, I need that back
just on the way out. I just use this for transports next time I
go over to your house for a party or something. Oh, by the
way, can I get that back? Please? Oh my god, she
listens, She's probably gonna hear this and feel bad and give it to you.
Don't how to feel bad. It's all good. It was. It's
not like it was the only base I had. What's your name, Linda?
Shout, shout out, Linda. Okay, first of all, I
don't like how you said that. One wait a minute, one more time,
shut out, Linda, just hit on my mother in law. You
know that was an extra long hug on the way out. I know you.
Good. Good, No, we're moving on. We're gonna come back
with Justin Bieber Dance Night at Varsity Theater. Ticket Okay, you re all
right. If you don't have plans this weekend, we're gonna hook you up
right now. We have a pair of tickets to see the our guys,
tickets to I shouldn't say see THEE because Justin Bieber is not going to be
there. I don't want to give you all no no, but it doesn't
matter. Sot gonna be epic because Justin Bieber has such fun music, and
it's the Justin Bieber Dance Night at Varsity Theater. And you always say that
his music is what you know people come for. Anyways, it's not the
performance. Well, I'm sure some believers would argue that, but the music
is like this song is so good, it's the Justin Bieber Dance Line at
Varsity Theater this Saturday. You want to go? Just be Colored? Ten
six, five, one, nine eight nine. Katie w B. Really
cult loves this song so much. It's okay. It just doesn't have the
toes curling part in there, which is probably two yeah, the most,
the biggest egg outside for sure. All right, it's one of one point
three Katie w B. We have tickets and they're really cool. It's tickets
to see or go to the Justin Bieber Dance Night at the Varsity Theaters this
Saturdays. We're hooking up with tickets for Saturday night. You now have plans,
which is pretty exciting. So what is your name? Oh? This
is Kayla? Hi, Hi, Kayla? Were you calling to win the
Justin Bieber Dance Night at Varsity Theater tickets? I was calling. I didn't
expect to win. Well guess what, you didn't. I'm just kidding.
You did. What a jerk. I feel so guilty. I can hear
it. You were so broken in your voice. You absolutely did. Have
you not won anything from us before I did? Actually, I just went
to Girls Night at Cowboy Jack. You know that means you can't win.
We're done with that bit. You won the ticket. Congratulations, thank you,
You're welcome. Jammy Wow Wow Wow, Salin and Cult one on one
point three kd w B. One of our favorite games you play is the
Jings games, where we try to say the same word at the same time.
Right, Yeah, we have a category and we're going to see if
our thought patterns today. We'll see how what we do when we come back.
You can play along with us on KATWB. Are you talking about one
on one point three KTWB with Ballin and Cult the Jing's game. Usually we're
great at this. Don't oh first sell us. We've gotten it correct a
few times. Is it okay? Serious question? Because you know me decently
well at this point, Defin, that's well, do you answer the question?
I just say, doesn't bother you how quickly we can come up with
the same words, like we're how quickly our brains are on the same that
I know how you'll think, Oh, oh, do you care how loud
my voice cut? Yeah, that's why that guy texted and about how annoying
my voice is. That was the best thing ever. Don't take it personally,
Okay, let's explain what's going on. Really quick behind the scenes.
Sometimes most texts are nice. Sometimes you get a mean one and they come
to everybody. Mostly I'm kidding, but this and said, I'm so happy
I don't have to deal with balans, obnoxious voice, and self righteous attitude
in the morning's anymore. Jacass by sympathy, and I wrote rude Hello,
Well, and then I said, I said, let's call him because I
want to. We want I want to try to like win him over.
I want this person to like me. We were going to win. I
don't know if he's listening, but like we were gonna. Yeah, we
just want to see if we can gain a listener. Like what can we
do if I called and I go, hey, we called, you want
to win you over? He goes, oops, totally miss the call.
But then he says, don't take it personally, random eye with an opinion
whom you'll never meet and has no idea who you are on the radio.
Personally, I don't think it. Personally said I have an obnoxious voice with
this self right just attitude, and you feel bad for your husband. That's
as personal was personal. But anyway, it's great. I've gotten good because
when I first started working here, something like that. I was cried and
spiral, but now I'm like, honestly, it's funny. I will hear
my voice back and I agree at times like you're right. I don't know
what to tell you, but I can't quit. I can't muy for my
husband that you feel sympathy before if he needs money for his I don't know
happiness. Okay, here we go. We try to say the same word
on the on the count of three at the same time. Yes, let's
start off with rodeo rodeo? Okay? Did you I mean you just came
from Texas. I'm sure you went to a rodeo or two? Some words
pop up? Okay one two three, but one two three, clas cowboy
hat Okay. I was never gonna say cowboy yt Okay, I said,
wow, you said cowboy hat one two three poucks O one two three courts
okay one two three secondary one two three horns he said, stamp standing stopping
the stampede. Okay, gotcha, stampede and horns one two three, one
two three brocken what broken? Okay? One two three bones? We want
you really do read me? Is that what's happening? I'm so self conscious
now and I can guide you to where you need to be tooirst. Of
all, how dare you all right? What's the nice category? Okay,
we have to do this within twenty seconds. I'm not in you. You
don't look like you went to college. That's what you just said, not
me. Did you go to college? I did for two weeks. I
dropped out weeks yep. Still faning the student loans for two weeks? Yep.
Okay. Wow, that got awkward one two three three, one two
three Why one two three, one two three scusiology one two three, one
two three crawl up one two three Stone already said bone. You're gonna repeat
it until I say it. You know what we got the first time around.
No, let's chalk it up to win. One two three flip tail
you did not get. First of all, even if you had gone to
college for four years, you wouldn't have gotten tail bones. Oh, I
see what you said. Wait just registered Okay, I got you. Wait
where are we we're at? College? Is a flip top? You said
tail? Okay, I don't know what you meant by tail ready one two
three? Don't right? You should have stuck on the first time one two
three beard, Nope, nope, okay one two three shoutover mm hmm,
I know, okay, one two three taco bellt. I was gonna say,
Okay, that's it, that's it, thanks for listening. So anyways,
that guy was probably right, the one that texted us with annoying voice,
but just grouped me into it as well. And feel bad for my
wife. You were taking it personally. You were telling me the most sad
story ever. Are you gonna mention that what's trending? Now? I'm not
that's not it. No, did you bring that up on the radio?
You told me I don't know. Oh my god, you you got to
read the room. Sorry, We're gonna come back with trending. I actually
have really great trending stories coming up. First of all, this isn't great.
There's a big concert that just got canceled and it's like two days away
from the concert. We're going to cover that. Also, if you're a
big fan of Stanley's there's an update. Oh finally, and for all my
short kings out there, there is a promotion going on to celebrate you.
I am married to a short king. We're going to cover all that when
we come back. And trending on kd WB selling music Today's Trending with Felon
and Cold on one on one point three kd WB. This is crazy.
I mean, we were giving away tickets in a social media contest. But
I just saw that Bad Bunny and this is the headline from Star Tribune.
Bad Bunny's poor selling concert Saturday night in Minneapolis has been canceled. It was
like two days before the show. I'm gonna number guests. We had a
lot of like people. Everybody was trying to get tickets tickets. Well apparently
everyone was trying to win the tickets and they weren't buying the tickets. They
say, they say. Ticket buyers were sent alerts Thursday morning offering refunds to
his target center date. I thought it was so crazy because Bad Bunny has
such a huge following. That's got a hurt. Yeah what happened? Like
there's no love for him here on the Twin Cities. It's so interesting,
not trying to hate him, just saying Summer Stanley's if you are a big
Stanley cup thing, I have an off brand one over here that I was
given for free. Yeah, the mean girls, mean girls. It was
movie promo stuff, and I will drink out of it, even though you
know, I hear rumors that there's like lead right in Stanley cuffs out.
I can't imagine what's in the off brand one that I'm muzzling down. But
just when you thought the Stanley cup buying friends, he was over here come
the summer Stanley's. Stanley and Target have partnered on the Sunshine Vibes collection is
what it's called. The Colorful Cups are available at select Target stores March twenty
fourth, and much on the Target website on the twenty seventh, So that's
three days away in stores. Remember last time, I don't know the answer
to that. I can try to click on this Lincoln see if it tells
me. But the last time they launched was like that special edition like Starbucks
one. Yeah, it was like the pink one, wasn't it huh?
And it was k addic. I'm looking to see you. I remember somebody
jumped over the counter at Starbucks and stole like thirty of them. Yeah,
I think they were closed lined before they got out here we go currently listed
at forty five dollars on the Target website, though prices could vary in store.
The all day slim bottles are thirty, the twenty ounce ice flow thirty.
Okay, I face my advertisement. I would not No, I'm not
buying that forty dollars. No. Well, now you know what, maybe
this is the genius in the marketing because I think Stanley like's so expensive.
Ever be reselling that forty five actually sounds cheap for the Stanley. Now yeah,
that's I mean, okay, I guess so you're right. That's if
you get your hands on one. Duncan wants to sell you short. So
they're rolling out a short king spring Apparently that's like a trending thing, short
king. And someone says it was a short king. I was like,
just a short guy. It's called him, Hey you go, you short
king King an effort to make some extra cash by proving smallest beautiful. If
you haven't been watching, I guess it says it's gaining traction for guys.
And if you're wondering how short is short, they're saying five foot eight and
under. It's a short king. That's so rude. Whatever rude. But
they released an ad like average listen. They release it ad this is actually
funny in which a large and medium coffee, put a crown on a short
King coffee and report refer to the short King as Mellord because it's their season
if you want, and you got to hurry and the promotion ends March twenty
six. Can we take a random poll, by the way, on the
text line like what is short too? Because five A? I mean I
Jake would absolutely fall into the short King category. Then my husband five three
nine two one? Can you text really quick like what is short too?
Because I'm six to two, so it doesn't matter to me, but I
feel like five A that's still yeah, got some height on you? Agree?
I agree? Think it's a little rude, all right, jump into
the cupboard and that's short if you got to jump to get a stop because
I am five to two. You are turning on me right now. I
did it actually, like a couple of minutes ago when you were standing up,
yeah, I was like, is the studio on a slant? Or
are you that short? That is enough? That is enough? I can
never reach the top shelf at a grocery. Your trending is brought to you
by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. You can find them at MPSMN dot com. Beyonce,
Texas. Hold on on, Katie w B. Vaughn Just Vaughn is
walking around without shoes on. He went to walk in his sock fell off
and I said, how loose are your socks? That's so weird? Going
on went flying. Okay, we're gonna do the after school pop Quiz and
ignore what just happened. That's your chance to win these Justin Bieber Dance Night
at the Varsity Theater tickets, and we asked you middle school level trivia questions.
Two people compete, the first one to get to right when. That's
how it works, and you can call to play at six, five,
one, nine, eight nine. Katie w B gets some new socks.
Voto at the school Pop Quiz on KD w B with Balon and Colts and
also Michelle and Minneapolis and Joe and Coon Rapids because this every single day,
we usually a pretty cool prize. And today it's tickets to the Justin Bieber
Dance Night at the Varsity Theater coming up this Saturday. We're going to ask
you middle school level trivia questions. You chime in with your name if you
know the answer, and the first to two wins. Are you ready yeah,
all right. Question number one, which big cat is the largest big
cat? Michelle, Yes, Michelle, uh, Jake ware No, not
a jaguire, Joe, Joe. Do you have a guest? Yes,
Joe Lion. No so close though it is a tiger, all right.
Question number two? What type of fish is nemo? Yes? Yes,
Joe, all right, here we go. Question number three. What is
the group of stars called that form an imaginary picture in the sky when you
see like Big Dipper and Orion's Belt? What are those called? All right?
The answer is a constellation? All right? Here we go. From
which country did the statue of Liberty come from? Yes, Joe that I'm
so sorry, Michelle, thank you for playing. Joe. You're gonna go
to the Justin Bieber Dance Party night at Varsity Theater this Saturday. You're so
welcome. My mom revealed something to me I did not ask for. I
think people at a certain age start just sharing TMI because they're like, I
got to tell someone. We'll talk about it when we come back on.
Katie w B Got goat show this Shiver, Shiver, Spellin and Colts on
one on one point three. Katie w B. I grew up with a
mom who like literally would go to the bathroom anytime she had a toot.
Okay, so she is a very the secretive woman. Is this why you've
been so nervous about sharing this story? It's not about tooting. I'm just
trying to give you like I'm trying to set you up to explain it.
But you've been nervous about talking about I don't even know what the story is.
I've only been nervous about it because I don't want her to listen and
get mad at me and never share anything with me ever again. But if
it's something like this, I'm okay with her never sharing it. So as
she's gotten older and she says it's about her mom. As my mamma's gotten
older, she overshares like personal things with my mom and mom my mom's like
I didn't ask, like when the last time you went to the bathroom?
Is why do you offer that up to me? Because I think that you
get to a certain point where you overshare. That is where I'm very different
from my mom. I have always overshared. You're that peace, So I
can't imagine will I go the opposite when I'm older. I don't know,
So my mom goes, we're just sitting. It was complete silence. It's
just me and her in the living room. And she goes, ah,
finally trim my toenails out of nowhere? What out of nowhere? And she
goes, you wouldn't believe it. And I go what and she goes,
they were two inches long? Oh wait, so how only is she cutting?
She's measuring? And what was the reason? Let me explain. I
go okay, and I go, I bet that feels better. Shows No,
actually, my feet feel tender. I said, okay, it's been
a minute since you've seen some daylight. Now. In my mom's defense,
she has thumb issues. She can't she literally can't physically push the fingernail clippers
down. It really hurts her hands. She's horrible arthritis and stuff. So
I'm not making fun of that. She usually goes in and she'll have someone
else cut them, and I've said to her, wait, I'll cut them
for you if you really need me to, Like, that's not what I
want to do with my time. But if give your mom's cut your toenails
a million times. So wait, but there is okay. It is very
different when you're a baby, but for some reason, my picture is still
doing it like a New Year elementary years. No, but I don't know,
and I get it because I think that's kind of how life goes,
right you your parent takes care of you when you're little, and if you're
lucky, they take care of you when you're little. I mean, I
know a bad parents. And then as they get older, you were you
switch it up, you help take care of them. But I was just
like, something is unnecessary, Like you didn't have to tell me they'd gotten
to two inches? How were you fitting in your shoes? At least she
didn't just pull them out, those dogs out start clipping like while you were
sitting there. Fair. Fair, But she can't do that. First of
all, she's not bendy like that anymore. She could, and then she
could make you feel bad that she can't do it. And then you're like,
I guess that would be my mom's move, because she'll be like,
oh, yeah, my tires are really unsafe. I hope I don't slide
off the road in the winter. I'm like, are you asking you to
buy tires in the most oh my random way? She'll always be like,
no, I would not like and then she leaves it like she was asking
you to buy her winter tires. I'm like, yeah, for sure.
So anyway, I just think maybe this isn't like something we're going to talk
about necessarily. But if your parent is like mine, where like they hit
a certain age and they just started sharing, it got like two comfortable sharing
things with you. What did they share? Six or five? Three nine
two one KDWB one. You can text in we are to come back,
We're to do normal or nope on kd WB Stalin and colts on one on
one point three KDWB. I'm really happy to know that so many parents are
over sharing with their kids. My mom calls me on a daily basis.
This text says and talks about how often she goes number two. She has
no filter. Why this one called and gave me their colonoscopy prep details?
I did not ask for. This one said our dads got drunk and they
told us about their post divorce hookups at a bonfire. We were mortified.
No, when I was in middle wait, I can't read that one.
Okay, yes I did. When I was in middle school, high school
whatever. My mom was making cool losh for dinner. I was sitting at
the table watching TV. She looks at me, and so I said,
I ever tell you you were conceived and a hot up to your mind?
You? How dare you take a hot tub away from that kid anytime they
see a hot and you're like, oh, stirring it? Did I ever
tell you if you were conceived in a hot tub? Why did that gulash?
Remind ever make that mom? Remember nauseous? Am I right? Stab
on it? I'm gonna work on more funs, babe. Thanks. I
don't know what I'm calling you babe lately. I'm gonna stop because I hate
it. No, it's your thing, It's cool. No, we're gonna
come back and do normal or Nope. I have teased for a while one
of the grossest normal or notes I've ever seen in my life. Someone in
this room doesn't think it's like abnormal. I do. We're gonna do it
when we come back on Katie w C. Two of us doesn't one to
Katie w B. All right, let's just get into the worst one I've
ever seen. Yeah, you've been hyping this up for days because I have
never seen anything like this before. There have been gross normal or notes,
and then there is this one. Okay, here we go normal or no.
A guy I am dating admitted to me something he does in public bathrooms
that left me horrified. If he does a number two and it leaves a
mark in the bowl, he will clean with a toilet brush so that there
are no marks in the bowl for the next person. Fair play, I
do that too. First of all, usually pubble bathrooms don't have a brush,
so that seems questionable. Anyway. Yeah, this is where things shift,
guys, This is where things shift. However, if there is no
brush available, but someone knows what I'm going to say, because they're like,
yeah, I've done it, he will wrap his hand in toilet roll
and wipe the marks away with his hand. That means he is going he's
mummifying his hand. He is then dipping his hand into the wet bowl where
he had just done his stuff. He is cleaning it off, removing the
toilet paper from his hand, touching the door ankle, and going to fingers
crossed wash his hands hopefully, she says, or he says, I guess,
I don't know. I find the idea of this horrifying. Just think
of the germs it will it will never be enough. Toilet roll to protect
your hand, but he insists it's good etiquette, normal or nope. I
said nope, But another person in this room between me and Colt said normal.
Okay, your self, this is a nope. In a public setting,
hold on, pa, say you're in and out? Who cares?
Just how to say? Out of mind? What setting is this? Okay?
In a private setting, explain it. If you're staying the night at
somebody's house, it's the weekend. What monster doesn't have a toilet brush in
their bathroom? Let me get to the point, okay, Because you go
and you're like, oh, no, okay, this happens to people.
They should have a ten thousand dollars toilet that does pre missing, and this
want to be an issue what they don't. And then you're looking around the
cupboard and you look onto the sink and you're like, one animal doesn't have
a plunger or a brush in the spare bathroom. So then you don't want
to go out there and say you need it because that's embarrassing, right,
So what do you do? Well, we know what you do. You
mummify the hand. Oh god, I'm glad I put that like coin that
term Now, first of all, there's a whole process. What is that
to mammifying your hand? No serious question? Do what do you do?
Because you're going to have to clean it with the fingertip pressure. But usually
when you're mammifying, it's going around the hand with me. Yeah, you
guys, the guys, okay, let's all be adults here, the guys
being a child. All right, you don't just dip your hand in the
toilet like it's a pool. Go on, you gotta flush and then it's
down, and then you quickly then ditch wash hands for days. You have
done this so many times it was a process. How many times if you
came to my house for dinner, how many times do you immediately have to
go at someone else's house? Well, this is like when you're younger in
your twenties and you're like staying in the week like Halloween weekend or something.
You're in your twenties, you're currently right when your younger twenties, or just
start traveling with a travel sized brush. I guess that's maybe if you have
a house you have people over, just keep the stuff Amazon twelve bucks,
just keep in the bathrooms. I am not gonna judge you to your face,
so just text in if you agree with cults or is a filth track?
One Katie W. B One, what a bizarre? Normal or note?
Normal or note? I feel like I'm a criminal every time I leave
a store empty handed or anytime I use an ATM. The anxiety, despite
in a sense, is real. When I leave a store without buying something,
I literally look around like they're gonna think I stole something. Yeah there's
a criminal. A couple of seconds, you think the alarm is gonna go
off, no reason it would go off, like I hope it doesn't go
off right right panic. Yet I went to a grocery store the other day
and I was like, I don't I don't see like what I was looking
for. I was like, I gotta go to the next door, and
I you have to in there. You have to walk through the lanes where
you would check out. So then it makes you feel extra trash. You're
like, no, no, I'm good. I just didn't gotta there's nothing
in my pockets to swear, don't hurt me. Normal or note. Having
a book to read on kindle, audiobook and paperback at the same time.
I think that's normal. If you're a smart person, but my brain could
never be managing all those at once. Yeah, nobody's doing that all at
the same time. Here are the text we've received so far. This person
said they're just a bare hander. Okay. This one said touch, then
extra toilet paper and let it sink a little, then flush again. This
one says so gross, I think I need to sing the alphabet two times
instead of once after hearing this, yeah, do you get it for washing?
Did you see the alphabet to make sure they're clean? I understand?
And this FSF no, just flush multiple times? Is that doing it for
you? Okay? And here you go. I'm sorry. I'm the only
honest person. What do you want? You want to come? You want?
You are a liar. This one says, chili, I've done it.
What's chili mean? They know? Not even gonna question it. You
got my back. You gotta be ninja quick though, wall it's flushing?
Who is that? That's what's up? A phone number? I just said
three three nine as literally, we won't judge you and just kick off this
person's phone number four. That doesn't count. Colt. I literally want to
vomit. You're so disgusting Hey, this is I agree with Colt. I've
done it in a private setting too, watching quickly clean the bowl at least
so I could say, great, that I'm going to do is lie to
you and leave your toilet dirty. Normal normal for nope on KD W B
normal or nope. Needing to get every scrap of toilet paper off the roll.
My husband will leave the last few squares that are glued to the role,
but I have to get them off the best I can, mostly because
I don't want to waste them, but also it's satisfying to feel it off
and have a clean roll to recycle. Am I crazy? Does anyone else
do this? Is normal? Oh? Never mind, You're not crazy.
Normal. I'll take you one step further for being gone. Yeah, I
have been in a situation where there is no toilet paper on the roll and
I'm not going to drip dry, and I've taken the cardboard, pressed it
upon myself and then thrown it away to at least I've done that before,
and like in a pinch, now we're being honest. I appreciate that.
Yeah. I got to stop admitting sort things though, like normal or no
vacuum in the carpet every day just for the satisfaction of the lines. Now,
oh yeah, that's weird. That's a nope. That's for someone who's
super clean, and I love that for you. That's something my roommate would
do. It wasn't even for the clean though, it was just for the
lines. Yeah. I don't have like the kind of carpet and rug.
I guess that shows lines. Yeah, I guess I do that with the
I like mowing because I had the lines in the grass. That's how I
know I'm old. I used to mow and Jake was like, you can't
mow anymore. It looks so bad. What what even was your plan here?
And I was like, I'm doing like a big square and it gets
smaller as I go in. He's like that was great. And then I'd
stop and go up a hill and then to the right. He was like,
he's like, stop, like this is so emparaisy so much. He's
like, you are not. I was like, that's fine, almost like
I did it on purpose. I wouldn't have to anymore normal or No.
I can't stand cold bottled water room temp only, but if you add a
flavor packet, I love it. Cold yeah, I like ambient water.
Who ambient? What's ambient water? Ambient's it's the it's just ambient. Yeah,
just room temperature. That's it. A minute, what I have never
in my entire life heard someone called room temp water ambient? Is it pompus?
Hold on? I mean, I've heard of ambiance in an ambient like
setting, but I've never known I'm probably saying this wrong. Hold on,
another word for room temperature. Okay, he's googling it. Someone's got a
text, Max. It's not coming up ambient ambient. It's not like kind
of like a mood of vibe. It's not an ambien. Okay, we're
gonna walk He didn't find the evidence. I'm gonna walk away from that.
No. I do know some people that won't drink water at all unless there's
like a flavor packet in it, though, And I guess that's that's always
interesting to me, But I get it. I don't yeah, normal or
note. I'm so disturbed by what you said, and you can't even focus.
I can tell you're not listening anymore because you're trying to prove that you
were right. I don't know. We can move on, No, we
can't normal or nope, turning all your clothes inside out before putting them on,
just to make sure there's no hair sticking on the inside from the static
of the dryer. I have long hair and always fine hair on the inside
of my sleeves. Nope, No, I don't think so. Nope.
That's a big note. It does suck if you're a girl, and you'll
just feel like a big old wad of like a like a rat hair,
and you're like, what I'm from, so weird and you just strip it
off, you toss it. I get I guess. I have two daughters
and my wife, so it's just all over the all over my clothes.
Tepid Is that the word you were thinking of? No, tapid water?
Nope. Someone said ambient temperature is room temp, which means you're right.
I've never heard of that. Someone said, holt, you're right. You
sound like wait no, they said, you sound like a scientist. This
is a validation and acceptance feels like I said, whoa, I've never heard
of it. That doesn't mean I'm wrong. Oh, this is a great
feeling. Why just acceptance, I'm just joking. But why do you say
that you aren't a scientist. Well, why don't you say room dance?
Well, I saw it on a filtered water thing one time and I was
like, you know what, that actually makes me sound educated and articulate.
Let's use that. But the one person questioning it makes you doubt yourself so
much? Can you say? That? Tell us a lot about who I
am as a person? One question? One weird. Look, I'm like,
all we don't have to do that. Is that idea dumb? That
idea is dumb? Yeah? Right, yeah, let's move on. Okay,
all right, Well that's normal or nope? Someone said, Palin,
did you do the normal? Or nope? That haunts you? Yeah?
And if you missed it, check out the podcast. We would love for
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come back and do the Unbelievable story of the day, the new way kids
are getting high. According to a teacher, it's coming up. It's the
unbelievable story of the day one kt WB Wow, overwhelming amount of people knew
that ambiyont ambient, ambient, ambient. I know it's you're right, basically,
I was saying ambionce, but it's ambient for your actual use of the
word for room tamp water. Everyone knew it but me. But here's the
thing. You gotta keep learning, baby, I learned something new today from
you. Colt. I took the l and you're gonna move on. I
didn't, okay, I mean I just said. All i'd said was what
does that mean? And then you doubted yourself. I didn't say you're wrong.
I had never heard that before, never ask a question again. I'm
thinking, hell, apparently all right, this is crazy. They remember when
it was like putting vodka and tampon's kind of thing. It's allegedly how people
were like getting drunk. And there's always like some new rumor. I don't
know if it's I don't even know if kids actually tried, or if it's
like a rumor where parents are freaking out for no reason. But a TikToker
is claiming her teacher is a friend says that kids nowadays are doing this and
getting high off of it. Well, a couple of kids had these little
bottles of nutmeg in their bags. What do you have nutmeg for? And
they were like, oh, culinary class. So then they're at lunch and
she's talking to the culinary teacher and she was like, what are you guys
making that needs that much nutmeg? And the culinary teacher said, what are
you talking about? We're not making anything with nutmeg. Well, the resource
officer over hurt them and he was like, you remember what, students.
The resource officer goes in the classroom, looks on their backpacks and finds little
jersey nutmeg. They're all suspended because these flipping teenagers have figured out that you
can use nutmeg to get high. I don't know how how, but apparently
you can, and that is that is interesting. We announced, by the
way, today a pretty epic lineup for our iHeart Radio Music Awards, and
we're gonna come back and talk about that a little bit in the pop Culture
Minute. And also one of the polls logan or what's the other one?
I get them confused? Yeah, they're they're concerned, and they're getting like
security around them for a very serious reason, which will cover in the pop
Culture Minute. I mean it's the Pop Culture Minute with Felon and cult on
one on one point three kd w B. Hey, it has dropped the
new trailer for the Beetlejuice movie. It's like, I was like, I'm
gonna be honest, I wasn't like huge into the original Beetlejuice. But it
looks great, like a great cast. It has like the original, Like
why no, no writer, and I don't know why I'm blanking on the
actual guy who plays Keaton, Michael Keaton Beatle Juice. Catherine O'Hara is in
it, and Jenna Ortega. It looks good. It looks like sometimes when
they do a remake, it's like disappointment, but this this looks like it's
going to be set a standard. Well, it's not a remake, it's
an extension. No, because the same people are back. Why know a
writer and Michael Keaton are going to play there? No, Nope, I
guess I don't think so. I don't know why they'd have the same actors
and as their previous characters. So yeah, okay, well that's awkward.
So we announced that the I Heeart Radio Awards are coming, and we do
this every year, and they be like such great artists there. First of
all, they said Justin Timberlake is going to perform, and I know a
lot of people are really excited about that. He has the new album coming
out. But also two big awards are given out and one is going to
Queen Bee Beyonce, And here's a little clip of that. Oh you're talking
about her Innovator. Yeah, she's gonna get Okay, don't miss Beyonce accepting
the Innovatoral Award at our twenty twenty four iHeartRadio Music Awards. Watch Monday,
April first, at seven on Fox nine and listen on the free iHeartRadio app
What's Up on Beyonce one on one point three KDWB. And they also have
like they're doing another like an Icon Award is going to share. So a
lot of huge artists are going to be there and that'll be a really cool
thing to check out. So I just wanted to bring that to your attention
coming up on April first. I'll you mentioned this earlier, but the Bad
Bunny concert has been canceled and that's like two days away. They said tickets
weren't selling well, and so everyone got an email basically saying you're going to
get a refund. Don't worry. It's gonna be humbling for him because he
sells out a lot of places, don't know what, just to have to
cancel it would be like, oh oh yeah, not fun selling Sunset.
Christine Quinn. She is looking for extra protection against her husband because he was
arrested for basically assaulting their child, it seems, and then obviously they put
a restraining order and he showed up at their house again, and then guess
what, he was arrested for a second time. So she wants extra security.
They say that, and I don't follow the logan Jake Paul's of the
world. I don't care logan Paul. They say, Jake's still concerned over
I guess Floyd Mayweather made a threat, so they're using twenty four hour security
to this day over it because he threatened to kill Jake Paul. That's been
like years, and he said he's still taking that remarked really seriously and has
twenty four hour security. Yeah, you're right now that I was twenty twenty
one when he said that. But I guess he's genuinely still worriedird I mean
Mayweather, I mean I guess I might be the original short King. Is
he the original short King? I don't know. Probably I would think Little
Richard might be the original short King, but I don't know if that's true
either. That is your pop culture Minute. It's brought to you by Ovo
Lacing and Lenz. Find them at ovoi dot com. We do have those
Justin Bieber Dance Night tickets at the Varsity Theater coming up Saturday. We'll get
you those when we come back. No good one on one point thirty K
D W B. We have you know, plans for you this weekend.
If you don't have any Saturday night, you can go check out the Justin
Bieberg Dance Night at Varsity Theater and it's gonna be a lot of fun.
Like this one is like a oh oh my couples out there if you're single,
find a partner and just like slow dancing. And then there's that one
person who doesn't have anybody and it's us all sat in the corner. No,
then it's a group of friends and they do like a circle and it's
beautiful, lovely. But you're gonna get a pair of tickets to this if
you are collar ten right now, six five one nine eight nine k d
w B. If we're looking for Collar ten, it should be pretty good.
This is new music by the way, Yeah, Joe from Stranger Things.
It's spelled DJO though it's very confusing, but it's just Joe. But
it's Steve from Stranger Things, right KATIEWB one on one point three KATIEWB with
Falon and Cults. So last week we actually skipped this the throwback throat out,
and the reason we did is because we were in the midst of the
Love is Blind instudio experiment. It's been one week since that happened. Crazy,
so many people asked and we didn't deliver for the video of the moment
our Love is Blind contest and saw each other for the first time. So
for a throwback Thursday post to day, if you owe a Falon and Cult
on Instagram Stories, I posted it so you can see the first time they
saw each other and you can read do you feel like they were feeling each
other once they saw each other? And we have an update as well,
a link to the podcast where they actually went on a date yep, and
Richard tells you everything that went down, yes, exactly. So those are
things you can check out fallon and cult on Instagram. But we're gonna come
back and do throwback throat on. We each pick a throwback song. You
decide which when we play on KATIEWB, Yeah, yeah, are you thinking
about what? It's a throwback, pro down throw, throwback, thrown take
you back to the old school, kd W B Cult, I both pick
a throwback song and you decide the one we play here is cult song this
week. You would not believe you ten million old fellows. I took an
Uber one time. It was like thirty minutes in the entire time, the
Uber driver was playing this song on repeat, some repeat forty minutes and I
was drop So I was like really feeling it. We're like, is it
just me because I'm drunk, Like for thirty straight? That's not a loop,
right this that did not happen to me with this song. I have
a fun fact about this song. This song was written for Hillary Duff.
She turned it down and it worked out really well for this artist, Charlie
XCX. I love that song. H I had no idea. Yeah.
You can vote on the one you want to hear right now first to three
votes wins at six five, one nine eight nine, Katie w B.
After we do that, we also have your secret of the week, and
this one involves I think some sinning because it involves church is a little questionable.
We'll do it all. When we come back on, Katie w B
sings what it's a throwback throw down, throw down, throwback throw down,
take you back to the old school, kat w B. We each picked
the throwback song and we'll play one based on your votes. This is cult
throwback song this week. You will not believe you if you had a million
Firefly. I had to do it, Fellows. Okay, it's like such
a weird statement. I had to want to do it here. I had
to do it. Yeah, you got us Alstony and my throwback choice could
not. They tried to stop me. I try to sabitaze you as much
as possible so I can tell me first of three votes, whens, we
play the full song. Alli, who you voting for? I'm voting for
you, fell Ali Alie. Have a beautiful weekend. Thank you so much.
Bye bye. Hey Katie w B. Hey, I want to vote
for Cold and Firefly. Yeah, what I'm talking about? What's your name?
Tony? Tony? Much love is hi? Kati w B. Who's
this? This is Brittany, Brittany, who you're voting for? I'm voting
for? Oh my god, Brittany profiled you. Brittany. He's like,
already know she's voting for you. I was like, this is Foulin's demographic.
That was rude right there, like a nice woman, Brittany. Oh,
Brittany, I am so sorry. You sound like you have a lovely
boye. Okay, well good because I really wasn't. But thank you,
Brittany. Katie w B. Who you're voting for? Bomap? Oh my
god, it's an even tie. What's your name, Stephanie, Stephanie?
Guess what? No one else is calling Stephanie. I don't know who's going
to break this tie. This is this is the most awkward moment ever.
That's too bad. Not your problem play boom clop. But that was the
last one. That's true. I do like that. Yeah, I do
think that's fair. Thank you so much for the call. We appreciate it.
We got another one. Hey, Katie w B. Oh my god,
you're so what's your name? Your mom? All right? Your mom
calling from Saint Louis Park. It seems like looks like boom Clap takes you
today? Cool? Thank you? All right, that's your sound to call
right now. We're taking collar ten at sixty five one nine eight nine Katie
w B for tickets to the Justin Bieber Dance Night at Varsity Theater. It's
this Saturday. It's gonna be awesome against sixty five one nine eight nine kd
WB. You're not going to believe this. It's the secret Story of the
Week with Allen and Cold on one of one free kt w B. All
right, Blake, you are ready to go with your secret, so whenever
you're ready to share with us what you've been keeping inside. Hey guys,
Yeah, so my wife and I just moved to Minneapolis a few months ago,
and being away from where we grew up, we have no support system
for our family or anything like that, and like money has been really really
tight. So to meet new people, we've been going to church, okay,
yeah, And after a few weekends we realized after we dropped the kids
off at the youth church down the hall, we could sneak out of the
church and go grab coffee across the street. I mean, yeah, I
mean, I know it sounds really bad. But it's like the only hour
a week my wife and I like get to have like a little moment together
almost like like a little mini dates. But can you like see the church?
Like how far is this coffee place? It's around the corner and so
like we can't see that, Like if we were to come out of the
coffee shop, we would be able to see the church, but we can't
see it from like inside of that. I ask how old your kids are,
because if they're babies, I would worry about doing that because babies cried
and they like, well do you in the church and say like no,
no, they're seven and nine. Oh okay, unless they like break something,
you're probably fine. I know people who do something kind of similar at
like the gym, because they'll have like kids plays out as they drop their
kids off, but usually don't leave the actual facility. They able to go
to the cafeteria and they'll just show up to Lifetime and then go downtown to
Keys Exactly. I think I get it, And honestly, kind of a
smart play by you guys. You figured out how to cheat the system at
church. I guess you want to be like with them anyways, could you'd
be listening to the sermon. Are you able to uh like sleep at night
and knowing that God knows what you're doing? Are you confessing your sins after
each of these moments? Well? See, it's really cool because this church,
what they do is because they want to be able to reach a larger
audience, they actually like stream all of the sermons so when we get home,
we can actually like listen to it almost like a podcast. Yeah right,
we're not like skipping the sermon. We're skipping like the physical sermon and
letting the kids go to youth group and taking that as an opportunity to go
get coffee together. And then we we make sure we like actually hear the
message later. Okay, I was going to ask how many times have you
actually listened to the message later, but it sounds like you have. Yeah,
we do. And sometimes we'll use it as talking points because sometimes they
will use the actual sermon and like they'll use the youth group as like kind
of like a more kid friendly version of the sermon that they're going to do,
and so we'll listen to it with the kids so we can be like,
hey, you remember this thing that you learned that you were talking to
us about well, this is what it is and more detail and so it's
a can you can you can admit you put it on two speed. It's
like an The hands are like a duvestet, very hand just sew me awesome.
Well, Blake, thank you for sharing your secret of the week.
I felt this was like a confessional moment because it was related. So happy
to be here for you and welcome to the Twin Cities. By the way,
thank you, I appreciate it. Don't miss Beyonce accepting the Innovatial Award
at our twenty twenty four iHeartRadio Music Awards. Watch Monday, April first,
at seven on Fox nine and listen on the free iHeart Radio app. What's
Up on Beyonce one on one point three, Oh, Today's Trending with Felon
and Colt on one on one point three kat w b it determined. Earlier,
Colt asked what height makes a short king that's a man who is short,
and a lot of people said anything under six foot, which I thought
was a little aggressive because I've never looked at a man maybe some five to
two, but I've never looked at like a guy who's like five ten five
out of the Milo short King, Like ever six foot is that's pretty tall?
I mean I'm six two. Well, the actual book says you are
flexing. You've literally bought it. You're highly twelve times today and honestly I
applied you were like, oh I thought the room was slanted because you're so
sure falling, like what happening? That was rude. But also being tall,
there's nothing. People just ask you to, like get stuff for you
or for them, and then you're just sad for you want't you a dunk
of basketball? Leave me aloud? Don't you sound like if you're short,
you're not really missing out? Okay, I literally cannot grab cereal on the
top and taller people because we're taller, we're lazy in other every aspect.
Okay, Like Jake is gonna incredible like everything, Like he can dance,
he's got a beard for days, he's got muscles because he actually is trying.
When you're tall, you're just like I'm tall. I'm okay, it's
so we'll let us slide. All people are so sick of you being their
representation right now. They say that the average guy is under five foot eight
and that's what makes him a Short King. But this is making me laugh
because Duncan is doing this whole Short King like promotion right now. So their
ad says in which large and medium coffees that those those two put a crown
on a Short King coffee, referring to the Short King as mallured because it's
their season. There's a promotion going on through March twenty six. Yeah,
it's apparently Short King Spring. WHOA do you need a discount on the airline?
I don't know, I don't know. Also, if you are a
big fan of the Stanley Cubs, remember they did that launch at targets like
for Starbucks and then they sold out immediately. They're launching their summer Stanley's.
They've partnered with Target. They're called Sunshine Vibes Collection and they're available at Target
stores March twenty fourth and on the Target website the twenty seventh. I think
the most expensive one was like forty five, but cheap compared to Stanley's on
eBay. I guess I can be honest with you have never remotely researched as
Stanley on eBay, but I will believe you. Other big news, the
Bad Bunny concert Saturday was canceled and they say it's just due to poor ticket
sales, which is just, I don't know, very interesting, and I
wanted to throw this out there. They're throwing a air Lingus flights between Minneapolis
Saint Paul to Dublin will begin on April twenty ninth. Have you ever been
to Ireland? I have not, but maybe I can go. There's like
a short king credit and somebody out there and wants to give it their short
cam. Keep on spring perfect. Uh, that is your trending. It's
brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Can find them at MPSMN dot com.
And congrats to Katie who won our Justin bee bird tickets on katiewb on
one week. I think I know you a little bit. I know who
you are, okay, but talent colts, Oh yeah, sorry, one
to one point three Katie wu a balon and colds. I would like to
get you to know you a little bit more through blanks. Okay, you
have to finish the blank. Okay. So you knew you were a little
trashy when I realized that other people did not eat every single meal on a
paper plate on one of those paper plate holders. I did my entire life
growing up, I never had a meal not on a paper plate other than
like at restaurants. Yeah, and I thought that was so normal. I
went to college dinner. One had dishes. I was like, oh,
what is this, Like I've seen dishes and used them, but I was
like, I get the convenience. My mom had those little wicker paper plate
holders we ate every meal on. At least she classed it up a little
bit with the whigs. Yes, yes, yes, what about you?
Wait? What about you? Oh? Probably when I realized that everybody else's
house didn't have carpeting from the fifties. Okay, you know what I mean.
You walk in it's like all brown and curly and yeah, yes,
yeah. Never thought I would throw up in blank but I did. Well.
For me, it was the bathtub when I was in it. I
oh wait, so you were soaking in the bathtub. So I have only
once in my entire life gotten so sick that I couldn't control it like I've
always I've never noticed people who just like puked on a wall, Like,
how could you not go to a toilet? This one time it was the
first time I drank after having olive, and I had Margarita's at a karaoke
bar, which that makes no sense. Why would I have Margarita's and I
had red Velvet Cake And I know that because Yeah, it just hit me
and I couldn't control it was awful. Yeah, btal Mine was at a
bowling alley like the Lane. Yeah, but I was only nineteen at the
time. Oh god. And we figured out how well underage drinking. We
figured out the hack that you the twenty one year old orders it and then
they just leave the picture on the table and they don't even think about it
and then you start drinking. That's what state were you in when that was
happening, this Wisconsin? Ye, that makes sense. Yeah, there are
no rules there. I didn't plan on spending a lot of money until I
purchased Blamee a Little Robot, a litter box for my cat. I always
bought like the cheap ones from like Walmart, and then I got the little
Robot, which is life changing, but it is so crazy expensive. It's
better last for that cat's life, is all I'm saying. And anything ever
happens to it's probably me stealing it. Because one one three kdewb with Fallon
and Colt. My sister has been visiting for the past couple of days.
How's that It's good? I love my sister and it's only two days.
But she left today. Oh no, I am so happy, Like I
do you know what I mean? Like because I was like, like my
own space, but it was only two days. I don't care. It's
just like I love my own space, and so when people visit, I
just feel like I can't do anything as soon as you do, I have
to entertain them. So like I go to work all day and then I
come home and I can't even relax, which is not true. She would
not care. But I know what you're I understand what you're say because as
soon as you're like bye and everybody's like sad, and then you shut the
door, you're like, yes, we are back in business. That my
bra is off before the door is closed. She's you have a time to
where it hits the floor as soon as it shuts, which is hilarious,
acting like I wore a brog because my sister was there, Like that matters,
But you know what I'm saying, Like just an example, I know
what you're saying, so I probably shouldn't invite myself over for dinner at all
to night and tonight I'm hungry. No, go to your own house.
I'm on that budget trying to save all right, I feel that Vat is
uh, he's going to be in really close to his show because he's been
doing the morning show filling in. So he's sleeping right now. Actually is
he? Actually? I saw me as a hello. It's my job to
wake him up after we leave. Okay, so kick the door a couple
of times and then we're going to head out. But you have a great
evening. Thanks for hanging out with us, and thanks for listenings. Katiewb.