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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one, The freak Mike Us Morning

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News coming up in thirty minutes.
Dinghu's out this week. He's got a

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whole wallet full of vacation days and
he's spending him one day at a time.

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And good on him. We missed
the dinger, but we love him

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all right. P In fact,
send your rest in piece messages too at

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bad Karate movie on Twitter, you
know, in other places. Just tell

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him to peace. No, actually, let's just let's not do any bits

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on that. Tell him you love
him, You love him, and it's

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better when he's here and it is. Tell tell him, don't tell him

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how unlistenable it is without him,
though. We can't have him get in

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a big head no or any other
person seeing it and thinking that that's a

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real thing. Just tell him you
love him, Tell him you love him.

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Holt tell him you love him.
I haven't seen it much, but

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it is weird throughout the years to
see the word unlistenable, which is only

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yeah? Is that only around here? Is that only like a radio?

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Maybe termble like to jump all the
way to unlistenable? Thinks if you try,

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it's so bad. I physically,
Yeah, I cannot listen to it.

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I don't think I have anything in
my life it's unlistenable. No,

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I think I'll give something a shot, no matter what music that you kind

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of hate, I'm like, all
right, it's not my thing. I

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did hate audio porn. I find
that to be audio porn. Yeah,

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where they're telling a story, it's
like, get to it. Okay.

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These are the things I've never experienced
that I've just heard from other parties.

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Also some stuff at nine o'clock.
I I've created something as Oh, I

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really, I do this every year
on whatever show I'm working on, and

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uh, it is a way for
the listeners to vote on something that will

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happen next week. We'll talk about
that for a second at nine o'clock,

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plus a couple other things and the
world. Maybe catch you up on the

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Saturday Night Live bet update mikey Oh, good, little points action maybe.

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But for now, we should take
a look at our Ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions

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from last week. We did this
on Wednesday ahead of the Cowboys and commandas

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scorching Hot predictions. It's a big
gap in time, much like the gap

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between Scorching Out Predictions and the music
that starts for this bed. We did

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it Wednesday and now it's Monday.
You sent yours in. I did,

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and I was slandered by you two. And I don't like that all you

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said they weren't hot. I had
some hot stuff. Who said that the

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show was it Danny or me?
I thought it was both. I felt

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like it was Danny, and Danny
went on a thing like that I want

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to win or something. I don't
care. Is that just giving you the

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full point for the Ryan Blaney thing? And gee? Thanks? But yes,

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thank you? Like why was that
even under discussion? I called Ryan

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Blaney at the f and Charlotte Hornet
or Charlotte Bobcats game. We update that

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I thought I thought it Charlotte Carolina
Panthers game, not the Bobcats Carolina Panthers

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game. Yes you did, and
I didn't think it was worthy of airtime.

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I think it's an automatic full point. Okay, good, I agree.

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Okay, So I'm at six,
Danny's at three, you're at two,

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The listeners are at point five.
Yeah, well I have a track.

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I have a yours. Let's do
yours first, since you were gone?

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How many points do you have on
your MIC? I have six.

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Danny has three, You have two
listeners? Have point? Did you just

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say that? Don't worry about that
as I was throwing something ahead of this.

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Okay, I have some audio here, Here we go. This is

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Mikey on Wednesday. Hello friends,
Hi JJ, Hi Danny, Hi KT,

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Hello fans. Kat. I'm gonna
give review last week's Ryan Blaney's situation,

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and I trust you'll do the right
thing. Prediction number one, Bones,

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there will be a special team's touchdown
in this game. This will happen

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in this game. No special teams
luck, but you know you don't see

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that happening often a lot of special
team I've been saying for a long time,

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special team suchdowns are rare to ever
see it, I know, which

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makes that one the mildest of the
three. Still good, but incorrect.

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Also incorrect. I did leave it
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if you'll know, Yeah, said
Bones. But that doesn't I would have

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argued that it became very evident early
in the afternoon that the Commanders weren't going

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to score much. Sam how First
of all, I don't like how he

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wears his pads. He tucks the
sleeves under to show big arm. Yeah,

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big gun dude, wear sleeves.
Don't do the Baker Mayfield. You

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look like a gooby. Did you
notice he in his still photos he has

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like he has tom Yorke eye.
He does have some like crazy so I

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squinner. His left eye is like
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he doesn't have that. It's nuts, but in his image the imaging that

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they do. Actually, I watched
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a lot and scattered him, you
know, back when I did draft stuff,

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and I dinged him to the sixth
round because of his eyes. Yeah,

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I was like, not on my
team. Was he near the lead

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of passing yards in the NFL though, I mean he's all right, yeah,

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because the garbage time statistics. I
think. Also, I have a

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big theory that you can never win
with an ugly quarterback, Like, shut

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up, Siri. We can do
hot, hot quarterback with big diers,

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but if you have an ugly quarterback, no chance. And this is why

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guys like Justin Herbert It's just never
gonna happen. You're saying Justin Herbert's ugly.

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Yeah, No, becauesn't herbts not
ugly. I'm very good at telling

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if dudes are good looking or not
good looking. Okay, and here's a

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shocker, Trevor Lawrence not good looking, not good looking. He'll never win

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a super Bowl. He's fooling you
with the hair. But he has a

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boat face. He has the face
of a boat or an Easter Island statue,

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like Peyton Manning one one and no
one's gonna get sit here and tell

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you Peyton Manning or Eli Manning are
hot. But I will tell you Peyton

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Manning, Eli Manning when they get
dulled up or not ugly guys a huge

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forehead, but they're not ugly,
they're not repulsive. Okay, but you're

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saying Justin Herbert is no. Justin
Herbert's better looking than both of the Manning

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bro Eli keeps the dump like.
He just keeps the dumb look on his

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face constantly. Yeah yeah, but
change the look on your face, you

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know how, Like he can have
resting bitch face. He just has a

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resting dumb face. He kind of
does. His face is what his face

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is though. His face like,
it doesn't change whether he's telling the joke,

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whether he's it's the same. All
right, I'm putting you to work

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tomorrow. Top ten hottest quarterbacks in
the NFL. Okay, and top ten

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ugliest and three Uggos, Yeah,
three uggos, top ten hottest three Uggos,

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Yeah, only three. It's terribly
mean. What but who's like a

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but ugly never gonna win a super
Bowl type right now? I mean,

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I feel like everyone's got a chance. Besides Herbert, didn't Joe Flacco win

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Superiot? You're you're saying Flaco's handsome
guy's got does have a massive library.

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He's just a hairy man. You're
you're you're an idiot. If you're putting

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Justin Herbert in the bottom three or
five ugliest quarterbacks in the NFL, that's

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four. No, he's a good
looking dude, and maybe what he had

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a little acne or scar, like
a little bit of that, and we're

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not going to dig him for that. Kevin, I'm sure not join the

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club, right, I've got some
too. My homes is not your classic

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hottie. But he's not an ugly
guy. No, he's not agree you

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know, but Jalen hurts, he's
kind of ugly. Oh shoes too busy

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writing number one, Jalen hurts the
NFL's She compiles her list, Bryce Young's

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good looking. C J. Stroud's
fine looking guy. I will admit that

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since JJ admitted her infatuation with the
beauty of Jalen Hurt, I don't understand

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I last night he was on the
bench and I was like, damn,

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that is man. You just sweated
for hours and it's raining, and somehow

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he looks perfectly like he could literally
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he just looks always ready. Yeah, he's a good looking dude. Kirk

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Cousins isn't ugly. He's got a
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Burrows hot. I don't know about
Kenny Pickett off the top of behead of

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the Steelers. I mean his fine
Stafford is normal. Normal, Normal gets

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you where you need to go.
My thing wasn't on the ugliness, And

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I love this. I think that's
actually a very interesting theory. Who's the

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ugly quarterback winner getting Super Bowl history? Maybe Brad Johnson or Trent Dilfer.

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Yeah, yeah, Brad Johnson.
Yeah, those are two never won one,

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and that's proof that defense championships sometimes, right, just sometimes. But

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is Brady one a bunch of them? M hm? You know, Roethlisberger's

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pretty ugly. Yep, I mean
that's a he looks like a bump on

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a log. Yeah, I don't
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third of each day on the toilet. He really does. I hope he

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does, honestly. It's number two, preach number two. Hey, get

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out of here. Multiple protesters will
run out on the field collectively and stop

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play at some point, probably the
war, possibly oil, perhaps the dangers

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of hot air ballooning. Perhaps there
are some protesters at North Park. Oh

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that buzz is too loud and too
harsh for these hot predictions when you're wrong.

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They staged a die in at North
Park. Yeah uh but yeah,

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no, your boy, I thought
you knew it. I said a forty

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one million viewers, This is it. That was the time. Get your

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message across, get your ass out
there, get your signs up peacefully,

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peacefully, of course, don't blow
anything up. No God, no,

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no, but sorry, no dice, he has a good try man.

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Thanks pretty sure. I'm a three
vavoom. A glorious halftime Dolly parton wardrobe

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malfunction will not happen, but a
surprise appearance by her goddaughter Miley Cyrus will.

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I thought that was very possible.
I thought Miley might come out and

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help. I thought that was I
thought that was happening. Yeah, and

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we'll get to Dolly talk. I
don't know when, probably five minutes.

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But when I saw her in front
of the Star with the whole the star,

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I'm like, well, clearly someone's
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course I thought it was Miley.
You're gonna do flowers in a fine Well,

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no luck. There more on that
than five. Here's Danny Bayless.

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Tony Romo makes me moist. Tony
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Crazy Ray and Chief Z while referring
to the commanders accidentally by their former nickname,

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much to the discomfort of Nancy.
Oh all right, I didn't hear

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him, slip up, I didn't
hear. I think Romo might have been

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drinking during the game yesterday Bills and
Eagles. Yep, when he called for

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a fake punt, no, a
fake field goal on fourth and seventh to

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the Eagles and they would run steff
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I was like, oh, it's
a slip up. It could happen to

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anyone, But dude, you you
make more than anyone else at this you

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have to perform. So I'm like, I don't I'm not that hard on

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him. And I know some people
don't give a crap at all who the

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announcers are. I do care a
little bit. When you took the value

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of that job, raised it by
about one hundred and fifty percent, okay,

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and then everyone else started citing twenty
million dollar deals to do that job.

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No, I like when I know
it's Romo, because I know it's

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gonna drive me insane. Yeah,
and I wonder I think people not from

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around here still think, oh no, he's one of the best. He

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was getting destroyed online yesterday by a
national audience. I think people will have

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turned on him as because he's gotten
worse at it, and that's on him.

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Yes, he doesn't care, he
does not do it. I won't

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care if I was him either.
But as people who often begin sentences and

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don't know where they're headed, we
have a higher success rate of landing that

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helicopter than Tony Romo does because he
never lands it. You can tell when

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he starts a sentence and he's gonna
just to sort this out live, and

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he never does. He almost never
does, and he gets trails off or

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makes a noise or says the wizard
is gonna wizardly. Well. The thing

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is about that too, is radio
is a harder job than TV. Well,

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for in terms of talent, because
well, no, no, you

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have to be more talented to do
radio than on air TV. Agree.

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I believe that some say the hardest
job in the history of the world.

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It's been up there with the roofers. Yeah, and construction and coal miners

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too, get turned. I saw
that list come out there the day I

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don't know comes out the end of
every year. It's where I saw it.

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The thing that Tony has a problem
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you hear the Red Zone channel freak
out yesterday with the alarm go off.

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I don't want to play it on
the air because you're not supposed to play

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alarms on the air. You know, you can get fine for that,

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So I'm not even gonna play it. But he's going for the first time

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in my twenty years career, the
fire alarm is going off, and I'm

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like, it's happened seven times this
year at my station. Yeah, I

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deal with that crap all the time. You don't read zone man, at

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least someone frantically runs in and gives
Scott Scott whatever his name is, what

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is it, Scott got Hanson's got
Hanson? An update? Hey, it's

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an alarm going off. This is
fine here. The alarm just goes off

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and no one comes and tells us
anything. Yeah, we just have to

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casually assume that this terrible alarm is
nothing. Yeah, and it's our service

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to the metroples and all of our
listeners out there for us to stay on

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the third flour of a burning building
if that were to be the case.

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It's their service. That's why our
job is harder. That's where we're comedy

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first responders. Oh for one,
for Danny huh yep, Julie fears to

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pickle. Number two, Jim Nance
will notice something peculiar going on on the

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commander's sidelines. Upon further investigation,
he and Romo will conclude that the items

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that keep falling out of ron rivera
his pant legs are in fact pickles.

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Okay, someone wrote his predictions a
minute before the segment he started, But

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I tell you what they are.
In fact, it is a tradition almost

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that there is at least one food
prediction from one of us each week,

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and if there ever was a game
for it, it would be the game

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where Dak gets Turkey out of the
Salvation Army bucket. Yeah. I don't

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know if you had a Salvation Army
bucket related prediction coming up. I don't.

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I don't remember either. We'll find
out. But pickles falling out of

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his pant legs, I mean,
that's a hell of a brave prediction.

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That was a very bold one.
And you know what, before you play

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this last one, I just want
to say, because he's not here,

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I guess I just love Danny's voice. Yeah, everything he delivers is just

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so someone pay him to do your
Snickers commercials or whatever, like some big

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national thing. Pay that man.
The cadence is so good, Yes,

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And he can hit a bunch of
different registers. He can do all sorts

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of tricks. You have a list
of his characters, Oh my god,

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so long, so many characters.
I mean, I wouldn't even have time

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to read them all, but I
will, Angus Klott, No, that's

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Downbeat, Heaven, Cleveland, Brown, Darth Vader, Popeye, Bill Clinton,

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Rodney, Dangerfield, Carmela sent Prano, Lois Griffin, Pillsbury, dough

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Boy Scooby Doo, Barnie Rubble Trayvon
Diggs, and Kermit the Frog His fake

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Trayvon Diggs will be coming back in
a few weeks. Just listen to prediction

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three and just listen to this voice, all right, number three? Got

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a hope sows listening. Commander's quarterback
Sam Howell will get his legs snapped and

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have to leave the game on a
medical vehicle, but someone forgot to charge

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the battery on the golf cart instead, he will head to the locker room

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on a turn of the century umbrella
plane from the origins of flight music?

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Did you hear that live? Did
you miss that? Is this your first

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time hearing that? No? I
did he Again, I was either dude

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about the board of the plane or
whatever I was trying to listen in.

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Yes, I did hear that.
That's a man broadcasting to one. That

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is, although if we don't generally
predict the injury around me, no,

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I don't like to do that.
But had that happened ever, you know

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a point would be awarded there.
Yeah, absolutely, But yeah they charged

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the golf cart too. We saw
that moving around with no injury on it.

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Just here's mine to active. Prediction
one here John Madden. Players of

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the game will be Dak Prescott,
Ceedee Lamb, and Micah Parsons, and

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one of them will choke a little
after taking too big of a bible on

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the Traducan It was not there was
Dak and Deron Bland. I believe they

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went with which was the right call
there after Deron's record setting day. Uh,

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here's the metif for me? What
if I called you a wanker?

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Prediction two. After a bad series
on the field, Commander's quarterback Sam Howe

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will be caught on TV on the
bench rubbing lotion on his hands, making

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the national TV audience go, what's
he about to do? Didn't see that

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personally, didn't see that. But
it wouldn't be family friendly and you wouldn't

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want to see that. Who was
it, Sam how Sam how rubbing lotion

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on his hands? That's after a
bad series? Yeah, you know,

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almost never see the lotion application to
the hands. Not a lot of lotion

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in football over the years. Not
a lot. No, no, because

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it's not a substance that has tacked
to it. Yeah you need that,

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Yeah, come on, let's go. Prediction three. Many people think Dolly's

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only going to play some tunes from
her new rock album, but she will

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play a classic or two, including
her hit song here You Come Again.

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And during one of the courses,
the camera will cut to Jerry Jones in

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his suite making the O face.
I did say she will play a classic

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or two, Yeah, And she
played two classics as she opened up with

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Joelene and then went into nine to
five No. And then Dolly went with

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count a weird medley of We Are
the Champions and then We Will Rock You,

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which you can hear on her new
album rock Star. Were you shocked

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to see her at a Dallas Cowboy's
cheerleader uniform? Yes? Were you shocked

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to see her holding on to the
star the whole time? Yes? Brother

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Cash and I were trying to decode
what was going on here and again Phase

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one was oh my god, Miley
Cyrus about to pop out of that hole

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in the star, because what's it
doing there? Yeah? And then it

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was just it was very weird because
things went wrong, not because of anything

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else. I thought she looked great. You thought things went wrong live during

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the Yes, Okay, yes they
did. I mean I notice that watching

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it, but I was you know
in a crowded room watching it. She

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was supposed to come out of the
Star, Kay, did they? I've

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been looking for articles in this.
I haven't found one yet about somebody behind

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the scenes explaining what happened. But
it's quite clear they'll never say it.

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Yeah, but it's she might say
it like, hey, things were haywire.

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It started late number one. There
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started, and then they started it, And she's kind of awkwardly standing in

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front of the stage. If that
stage was not used for anyone else throughout

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the rest of the show, and
there was a hole in the middle of

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it, it kind of makes you
think that's where she was supposed to come

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out from and be revealed in her
cheerleading outfit with a shining, flashing star.

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Who the hell else was gonna be
on it? She wasn't supposed to

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awkwardly saunter in front of the stage. So I'm guessing they were in the

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damn Star. And they're like,
we can't get the Pulley system to work.

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It's not working. Delay, here's
another two minutes, three minutes.

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What should we do? Just we
gotta make chicken salad out of chicken you

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know what, get in front of
the stage and we'll just do the plan

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from there, which also leads me
to think, because of the late start,

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we didn't we cut out a song
or something. Yeah, we had

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to it, which gave us the
awkward dual Queen ender. It had a

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weird ending to it too, you
know. Now, we did think,

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is Brian May gonna come out of
the star wailing on his guitar if we

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want to do a queen thing?
That seems odd. I mean, Brian

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May's a legend, but I don't
know if that's the crowds like, oh

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my god, that's Brian May of
Queen. I thought because she was holding

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onto that star that they just realized
we can't put her up there. She's

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got to hold onto something because the
way she was holding onto it. So

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I didn't think she would like really
sing, you know much. She didn't.

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It was all lipstyacked, right,
But when I saw her holding on

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to it, it's when it hit
me like they probably shouldn't never ran her

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out there. Like I'm not saying
like as like the selection process sounds great.

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Let's get Dolly parton Texas legend,
well, you know, American legend.

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Whatever, We'll get her out there. It'll be good. She mean

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the cowboys uniform. Oh, and
then two days before it, you're like,

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she can't stand on that thing.
I don't think no, no,

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no no. I think she probably
had heels on or some hot shoe and

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then suddenly she's walking around on grass
because it was a mouth it was a

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malfunction. What else explains that entire
stage behind her with a hole in the

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middle that did serve no purpose in
the performance? That makes sense, that

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could be broken, and I think
it was broken. I think it just

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couldn't. The rising mechanism didn't work, and they're like, I don't know,

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get in front of the stage and
we'll do it. Yeah, that's

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it. Imagine her with with flares
going off and a flashing star being raised

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out of their dresses, f and
cheerleader. That's the pop they were looking

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for. So between the late start, the awkward ending of the set list,

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and her awkward positioning, none of
the three of which are on Dolly

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Parton, it led to a little
bit of awkwardness. And I think she

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had high heels on and was walking
around grass. I think Detective Dick Shale

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has solved the case plus. Yeah, quite open and you know what,

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just present something to me and I
will crack it wide open. Did you

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watch Packers and Lions at eleven?
Yeah? Did you see the Jack Harlowe

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halftime show? Uh? It was
on, but I wasn't really watching.

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It was the most half ass halftime
show I've ever seen of anything. They

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got a sheet, they got a
big white bed sheet and laid it on

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the ground and then put a drum
set on there, and then he did

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his songs and it was just the
most awkward energy and it was dark and

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there was no set or flare or
anything to it. Who was the guy

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behind him? It was so like
two minutes really like I guess he was

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his hype man, but he wasn't
hype and he was mouthing the word it

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was. It was all weird for
as wrong as we now thought energy.

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I think the Dolly Wit thing went
it was. It dunked onto the Jack

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Harlow performance by about a thousand.
I don't even think it was Maybe awkward,

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yes, but I don't think it
was bad at all. I really

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liked the Dolly thought that was great. I thought she looked awesome. And

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the fact that you're gonna wear that? And how about when she was doing

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the queen lyric of I've made mistakes, I've made a few, she glanced

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down at her outfit and shrugged.
It pretty funny, Like that's funny.

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She knows, she knows what she's
doing. I didn't like that she was

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holding onto the It made me feel
bad. Do you have dreams about her,

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Mike heat No, I didn't not
have a Lily Tomlin. I only

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have room for one member of the
nine to five movie cast in my heart,

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and that's Lily Tomlin, not the
one most had picked, no,

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readily available in most nine to five
drafts. I didn't notice her holding the

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stage regularly. Yes, she was
old. I had to, but it

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made me. I am tired,
you know. But either way, in

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the NFL is buzzing though, because
I saw what they were going to put

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a little more effort into the other
Thanksgiving shows on Thanksgiving next year, Like

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they were like, no, this
is something we work, we want to

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do this for all three games night
Game two on Thanksgiving. The Cowboys have

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already been doing it, just Charlotte
wanted to do it, you know.

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Yeah, but yeah, it was
interesting, Yeah, it was cool.

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It had everyone talking. I'll tell
you what everyone talking at Thanksgiving too,

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Dolly Oh wow, I mean it
was from that alone. You scored where

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you guys shocked that at the outfit
when you saw it, Yes, I

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was. I didn't think you would
be coming out like that. I immediately

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googled how old is Dolly Parker?
I know what, seventy seven? Yeah,

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I think we all did that.
I was like, wow, how

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she gave seventy seven? Oh yeah, we googled it. We googled it,

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like Kevin just said. I was
like, well, great, it

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was shocking. It was just like, wow, I thought it was came

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out there, okay, yeah,
No, she didn't look No, she

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looked great, she looked bad.
I just I was very shocked. I

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thought the ending was weird that I
thought we were gonna get a lot of

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rock melodies too from her album.
I'm glad we did get Joeyne in ninety

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five. That's cool, but uh, okay, well move on. Coming

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up next Mikey's Morning News So Much, So very much, including Miriam Webster,

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has announced it the word of the
Year. Oh Miriam, it can

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all be yours next. On ninety
seven, won the Free