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tonight. Something that was just released
this morning, I guess, or the

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information was released this morning is the
site of Super Bowl. The next super

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Bowl that they've announced is going to
be at SOFI in LA, and I

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believe that will be the twenty twenty
seven super Bowl. Yeah to two and

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five years there. Yeah, two
and five years there, which does not

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bode well for that thing ever coming
back to Arlington, and that's got to

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drive Jerry a little bit crazy.
Now we had one here. I believe

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the stadium was either one year old
or two years old. Three years old.

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I think it's twenty eleven. It
was a twenty ten season, so

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twenty Yeah, i've been it's third
year because I think it opened in eight.

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Okay, maybe it's O nine it
opened. What was that was that

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Green Bay? That was Green Bay
and it was Steelers. Yeah, it

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was Mike McCarthy. Yeah. And
if everybody, I'm sure everybody that was

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here at that time remembers, we
get one super Bowl in Arlington and hell

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freezes over. There's some watermarked photos
from the up in the sweets at that

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game that are pretty interesting if you
want to see Harvey Weinstein and Bill Clinton

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and George W. Bush and Alex
Rodriguez and Cameron Diez and Ashton Kutcher and

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then Jerry all in the same sweet
area. What an unlikely group or a

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likely group and Joe just came on
there. It's a lot of Harvey Weinstein.

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But I don't think that this area
is ever going to recover from the

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fact that we were awarded a Super
Bowl and something happened that was out of

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our control, and that was that
the entire Metroplex iced over. The worst

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ice storm that we have had that
I can remember. And I remember driving

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to media day that day where we
were on I thirty driving about I don't

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know, twelve to fifteen miles an
hour. It took us around an hour

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and a half to drive from downtown
Dallas to go get tape, yeah,

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you know, player interviews on media
day. And it was horrible. It

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was absolutely horrible. This this whole
city was just frozen, and we have

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the Super Bowl then we're not ready
for it, haven't recovered from it,

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have not recovered from it. So
that's gonna put Jerry at what eighty five?

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So if I have twenty twenty seven
or twenty twenty eight or whatever was

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the next time five more years,
he'd be eighty five or eighty six years

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old. I mean, mate,
he needs he needs to get one in

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twenty eight, twenty thirty. Yeah, because you know, just be realistic.

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I mean, which it's you know, he's he's eighty one. So

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like Jerry looks the same as he
did five years ago. To me,

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yeah, it looks the same.
He's got access to the finest in medical

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care and yeah, health regimens and
all that stuff. I don't know if

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Johnny Walker Blue is part of the
US mandated health regime for Jerry, but

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uh, yeah, I don't know. I'm I'm actually kind of surprised that

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the NFL hasn't allowed the Super Bowl
to come back here. I think they're

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just like, man, that was
such a bad experience, and they've got

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so many other places that have offered
up brand new stadiums. Atlanta, Minnesota,

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in Minnesota, go one went.
Did you go to Minnesota? No,

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I've never been to a Super Bowl
trip one that happened here. So

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we went and we were trapped in
the mall all week long. Yeah,

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because it was zero degrees outside the
difference is it's supposed to be expected there

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and number two cities in the North
that do have that type of inclement weather

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regularly are equipped to handle it,
and Dallas was not. We don't have

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the machinery, we don't have the
infrastructure to handle that. And I understand

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why it's just not cost effective for
the upkeep and maintenance for all of those

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things for an event that may happen
once every seven or eight years. But

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I just don't think the NFL is
willing to risk it. And it's a

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damn shame because that stadium should have
had two, you know, two total

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by now, but it looks like
it's gonna happen anytime soon either, much

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to the sugar inn of your dunes. All right, let's get this started.

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You need to get this thing under
way. Kevin. It's time to

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put your little sweet buns on the
hot seat, because you, sir,

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have been conducting performance reviews for the
iHeart Cluster, and your focus this week

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has been on personnel of the freak, namely the on air staff. And

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let's see, we've gone through myself. We did Bit and Skin, we

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did Jeff and Julie, and I
think we're going to do Mikey tomorrow.

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But today it's time to put the
host in the audience seat because we're going

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to look at some stuff that you
did this year and we're going to see

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if it is good enough to pass
muster with corporate. I hope it does,

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because I really like working with you, dude. I've had the most

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fun I've had in radio working with
you and Mikey since we started this thing

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in July, and I really would
like to see you come back next year.

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But it's all going to be contingent
upon how Corporate receives the following examples

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that we're going to send to them
that are going to represent your full body

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of work of twenty twenty three.
So if you're ready, Okay, yeah,

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I'm ready. Okay, I'm nervous, all right. Number One,

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live spots are a very very important
part of what we do. We are

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very closely connected to our clients,
Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen and I, I

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mean, I go back with those
guys when I execute a live spot for

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them, I am prepared. I
make sure that I've had a drink of

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water, so I don't you know, cough or or have any kind of

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interruption, and I execute those live
spots, I mean with a lot of

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integrity and flaw Sleep. I agree, and I think those are things that

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you know, the company looks at
because look, they spend money. That's

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what pays our salaries or our our
clients. And I think it's important to

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take those things seriously. Kevin,
I want to make sure that you take

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these things seriously. I don't know
if you did in this particular. Rodney

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Anderson live spot. Let's listen.
How you doing today, Rodney, I'm

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doing good. K Good morning everyone, and good morning to you. K

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let me Memorial Day weekend, yes, sir, Now, obviously a big

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weekend on the housing front, and
a lot of our listeners might be out

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looking for a new home. Maybe
they're out looking for their first home.

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What are you seeing out there on
the real estate market? That was just

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from today, Do not breathe.
I was wondering what you guys are living

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at during the live stocks. I
wouldn't pay attention Rody was talking. He's

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completely ran out of enough air,
probably in what do you sing out there

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on the real estate market looking for
a new home. Maybe they're out looking

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for their first home. What do
you sing out there on the real estate

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market. Well one, well,
what do you sing out there on the

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real estate market? I sounded up
what Jason Whitten sounds like normally at the

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end seem like I might have been
touching myself first home? What do you

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sing out there on the real So
what happened there is Yes, we we

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uh, we did have video surveillance
footage and Kevin was in fact touching himself

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during a Rodney Anderson live spot.
I had just taken my first wig of

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sardine in town, so I was
like, oh, constipated, do you

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need to make a poo poop?
I hope that Kevin, if you are

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allowed to come to iHeart in twenty
twenty four, that you start taking your

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live spots and namely our clients a
little more seriously and not try to touch

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yourself. Something I can over the
holidays, I'm really gonna practice, think

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about and get right with God and
with our advertisement. Y start practicing not

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touching yourself during live spots. Kevin, you know, we do a lot

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of characters. We do a lot
of impressions. Some of us are really

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good in him. I've got a
list of characters that, oh my gosh,

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you go down the list and it's
like, is it them? Is

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it Danny? Who knows? He's
so good? Kevin? I think you

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need to work on your impressions.
Oh no, okay, Dolly Parton is

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in town for the ACM Awards.
She's co hosting with Garth Brooks. But

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also, if you remember, Dolly
part was inducted into the Rock and Roll

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Hall of Fame last year. When
she was nominated, was like, I

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don't want nothing to do with this
because I don't know. I just feel

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like it's disrespectful to rock and roll
music. Yeah, she's sounding more like

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Cosby just then than Dolly Partk.
I don't know what that voice was.

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I'm sorry. Okay, at least
you can recognize what just happened to apologize

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for it. Stay away from Dolly
parton impressions moving forward, especially seeing what

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kind of shape she's in after the
halftime show. She's got to hang on

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to something. And let me let
me give you an example of what a

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better Dolly Parton would be. Okay, well, ask me, I'm Dolly

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Parton. Asked me a question,
Hey, Dolly, how did you feel

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about your halftime performing? Wow?
Well, this was bringing good jab jab

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on the one didn't have to lean
against the rail in the bit, and

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then I slipped on the pudding.
Pop. If you're gonna do Dolly,

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do it correctly, do it right. Yeah, you're right, Kevin.

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I was I think I was more
doing you doing Dolly. I was going

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for it when she was nominated,
was like, I don't want nothing to

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do with this. Let's go to
the next clip. Kevin. Oh,

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I simply wrote down here, heaven, stop scaring the metroplex. Let's let

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JJ attempt beds for the six o'clock
segment until we find one that we really

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loved. I want like this kind
of vibe. So when people wake up

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and they hear our voices, maybe
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K E G. L the freak
that this somehow lulls them back to sleep,

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and then they get in trouble.
Yes, let's do it. Let's

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get the lose their homes and they
can't turn the channel if they fall asleep.

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Okay, that's on at is next
level too, TSL times slept listening,

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stop it. There's probably been multiple
studies done on what a morning show

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should is it? Should it be
wake up, get up and go,

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or should it be I'm sure that
is what it should be. Right,

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Probably this is a gentle good morning
that won't work here in this town.

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Probably not. Let's get loud,
go. Kevin looks funny when he yells,

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Kevin, we're still trying to figure
out how we're gonna handle that first

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segment. We are we gonna come
in here and beat open up, Pyata.

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I don't know what the right thing
to do is is do you gently

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wake up with your audience or do
you scare scare them to bowel movement like

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you tried to do just then.
I don't know if that's the right one

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so far. Kevin, I'm sensing
this review is not going in your favor.

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Let's see if you can pull it
out with some comedy. Kevin,

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I've always thought you were a really
funny guy. Your jokes are great.

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Let's see how how some of this
humor stacks up for what I Heeart's looking

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for. That was Mike Siroy is
the detective of the station. This is

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my theory early on, is that
they were calling out the nova all day

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long and that it's good in here
because it's a death leopard. Now in

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other news. No, no,
no, no, no, you need

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to sit and soak that in for
a little while. Everybody be quiet.

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Let Kevin sit with what he just
said. You need to go to time

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out and think about what you said. Do you need to make a poo

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poo? I do now? Nova, Nova? Do you need to make

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a poo poo? Do you need
to make a poo poo? I'm out

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of love? You know what I'm
saying. I can't hear. Okay,

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okay, oldest animal at the Houston
Zoo. Okay, now he is a

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radiated tortoise and he Jack Hamberd misspickle
like that. That's what the article says.

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What it's said, Show me where
it says Jack hammered. Why don't

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have the article pulled up right now? He's kind of a beast. He's

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ninety, she's fifty three. You
couldn't get anybody younger and better looking.

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How shocked is she though? Like
she thought she was safe dating an old

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man. She's like, I'm not
gonna have any kids. I'm old,

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i don't want any more kids.
She's like, just like right, we

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don't have to get a babysitter.
Yeah, And all of a sudden,

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she's preggers, probably not even have
to worry about doing that anymore because of

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reptile dysfunction and kind of so they
so they had three kids. Now that

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your best. Today's Manatee Appreciation Day. The manatee is the ugliest animal and

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planet Earth. So I just want
to get that out there, Hay.

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So there was a manatee at the
Dallas World Aquarium, right, and his

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name was Hugh Okay. And he
came up to the window and he smiled,

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and this little four year old just
put their hand up and they kind

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of touched hands, and my faith
in humanity had been restored. I appreciate

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it all of my awards. You're
not going to win awards for that.

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I liked it. Kevin, Keep
it up, keep up the good work.

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That's how you save a performance review. You were spiraling to the pits

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of hell, and you pulled it
out with three dad jokes, all involving

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wildlife because animals are funny. They
are funny, and so are you.

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Kevin Turner, You're doing great now
filed the corporate Kevin going, you know

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what, he's got something. Well, they might change their mind after this,

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because it's not a good idea to
get up and leave your microphone just

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so you can do a bit Kevin
Well, and don't forget the cartoon when

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we were a kid. When I
was a kid, Captain Caveman, he's

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a spas. When he would go
into crime fighting mode, he'd start spinning

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around like a Tasmanian devil and he'd
go Captain clave Man. Yeah, he

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would announce his presence by screaming his
own name. Right. I kind of

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want to try this just to see
though, hold on, can you'll give

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me a second? Sure, take
your time. I think he gets weird

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as the week goes on. Earlier
Weder he just said that, and then

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he just laughed. Did you just
fall asleep standing up? That's awesome,

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okay, Evin to announce your presence
with your own name, Are you okay?

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Did you crash for like two seconds
while you were walking? I've seen

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it happening when you were standing up, though, It's like he got shot

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in the side. That was what
of y'all's first time seeing me stroke out?

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Probably? Yeah, when you were
standing up, I was nervous for

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you. I thought you're gonna fall
over and hit your head on the commode.

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It is a funny bit to announce
your presence by screaming out your own

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name. Kevin, So, Kevin. One thing that does bode well for

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you is you're an incredible game show
host, and the amount of effort and

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work you put into free Fall is
extraordinary. I do think that we need

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some better games for free Fall three, which will be coming up in February.

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Let's listen. I had a game
in my head cut hot Pursuit,

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but we're not gonna do that.
And that's where it's just a game of

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tag that right time to go to
break tag. Whoever's it at twenty six

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call the hot person for the last
hour twenty four minutes on the whole floor

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or in studio, doesn't matter,
whoever's it. I mean, if you're

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it, doesn't matter. Just running
through the Korean consolate like as many times

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as you get hey, I'm connected
there, I can get us in.

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Oh my god, that's the best
way to decide free Fall three. I

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think you're Hot Pursuit. Yep,
yep, yep. Let's see. Let's

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go to this one. Whatever equity
you built in the middle of this performance

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review, I don't know how else
to put this. Kevin please, please

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try to do better next year.
I think you and Mikey are the stars

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here. Police got a call that
there was a guy who had been captured

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on surveillance cameras near a horse barn
with his genitals exposed, standing on a

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bucket. Thirty nine year old Jack
Blank was standing near two horses and he's

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out there punching the munchkin. What
oh wait to himself? Yeah, is

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that illegal? The horse is like, is that what you won'll be doing

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when Jesus comes back? Would that
okay? When Jesus comes back, of

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all the debaucherous crap that goes on
in this world at any given microsecond,

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is that the last thing you'd want
to be there. There's maybe a guy

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on his computer, and there's a
dude cheating on his wife in a hotel

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room. But then he comes down
to this this stable and sees Jack Blank

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balancing himself with shake leg on a
bucket. Well, fruit of the looms

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at his angle. Yeah, well, Secretariat is his material name means no,

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there's a there's a tear in his
eyes. He's good God. I

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think Jesus just floats back up in
the sky and says, you know what,

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I quit. Jesus glances at his
phone and meanders back to heaven.

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Not now, what a great story
that was, Kevin. You're a good

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reporter, so it's gonna work in
your favor, and you came up with

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this idea. And who doesn't love
the downbeat singing pumpkin? Okay? What's

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your favorite star Burst? Little Boy? You said green? There's no green?

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Are you stupid? Boy? What's
your favorite star Burst? Little Boy?

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It does? It's mad? Yah? You don't get one because your

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costume stinks? What's your costume?
I guess I don't get the reference.

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Bitch? What the hef? That's
fun? Can you imagine the fun one?

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If Bob Pittman, the CEO of
iHeartRadio, it's like, you know

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from that ninety seven to one the freak.

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I want to see what those guys
are up to. And they played

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him the downbeat singing pumpkins songs?
Would we still have jobs for the Christmas

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tree toppers? Huh? I think
I think our audience liked them. I

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know I do too, But I
don't think people that work above us really

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know what we do or why we
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what we do or why we do
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singing chocolate boxes. We'd older it's
opening up. Open up your box of

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chocolate and it sings to you.
Yeah, whenever you remove a piece of

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candy from the heart shaped box,
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Uh, I've already got one written. It's called eat me, you

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fat slut. I guess, I
guess I have to eat it now.

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I mean the box said, so
it's slow. You got chewing up.

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You're still gotta think of peeling it, little h fats this piece of chocolate

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called me. Oh man, oh
boy, well I'm ready for that two

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much from today, February fourteenth,
Get ready. We need to get those

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created and ordered so we get them
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will be much lower than the tree
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we're not going to break the bank. It's just pieces of chocolate. It's

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