Who what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite baby
Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sip
the modern day perspective, Damn Son, back at it again and back at
it again. We're out here at Studio seven, and y'all know, I
got my co host seven the Dog with me, so if he happens to
pop up and say what's up, you know, just ignore him, all
right? So listen. Before we go any further, I just want to
say, if you are in the Philadelphia area and you did not make it
to the Sip your Heart Out Live show, baby, you missed out all
right, because it was all of that. And when I say all that,
I don't mean just all that all right, I mean all that in
a bag of chips. Okay? Is that old? Is that old?
I sound old when I say that? Listen, long story Shore. We
had a good, good, good good show, all right. Shout out
to each Thank you so much for holding it down with me. Shout out
to a leird and Line. Shout out to NIGHTI, my league instand,
we trust, my girl, Chanelle Unique kim Shot, everybody. Thank y'all
so much for making this night happen and I can't wait for the footage to
come out because it was knucking futs. Okay, So now that that's over,
right, So the last episode I released, I was talking to you
guys about this rapper who I was. I don't want to put air quotes
on it, I apologized. I feel like air quotes. It's like you're
now a little derogatory if we're watching on YouTube. I put air quotes on
it, and I'm gonna take the air quotes off. So the last time
we were here, I was talking about the rapper that I was talking to,
right, and how I had to apologize because he had made me notice
that I was reacting and moving from a place of trauma. Long story short,
he texted me something and I thought it said something else, but in
all actuality, like I said, I was just reacting from all the place
of trauma. Okay, so let me catch you all up right, So
long stories right, No, he hasn't been back to the Philadelphi area.
I haven't seen him since, right, but we've been talking, communicating X
Y and Z. Right. So one day we're talking, you know,
enjoying the conversation, and he sends me yeah, I like her a lot,
but I'm probably end up cutting her off. Y'all. Hold on,
because I want to make sure that I read it right. He says,
yeah, uh, I end up liking her. She's hella cool and funny,
and I fuck with her, so I'm probably end up cutting her off,
y'all. Y'all, y'all. Right. So I'm getting my makeup ready
because you know, I'm doing promo for the live show, so I'm not
I'm looking at it and then I stopped, and I keep looking at it
cause I'm like, this man sent a text to the wrong person. Right,
He sent a text to the wrong person. Now, this is not
like unheard of for him, because he had already explained to me that he
was listening to one of my previous episodes. And he texts me, oh,
you like girls. That's crazy. I never would have got that from
you. He didn't send that text to me. He sent it to one
of the new producers he was working with. Right. So he sends it
to him and he's like, oh, my bad, I'm gonna to send
that to my girlfriend. She just came out, and I ain't know what
to say to him. And I'm like, that was so dumb. Why
not just tell the truth. He was like, I don't know. I
wasn't thinking too it. All right, whatever, So it's not uncommon for
him to send a text to the wrong person. That's what I'm saying,
right, So long story shure, we're going back to He sends me She's
cool, she's funny, but I'm probably end up cutting her off. Y'all.
Yeah, yeah, I don't say nothing Like I said. I'm getting
my makeup on because I'm about to shoot the video. I'm looking at my
phone. Next thing I know, it says unsent message. Now, y'all
already know I sent a text right back, like, already seen it,
big dog, I already seen it. I already seen it. Don't try
to play me, and I want you to know I already seen it,
right, So here you go. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch. That's just how we talk in
a group chat. I swear like blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like,
listen, I didn't see the whole message. The only thing I got
was i'ma probably end up cutting her off. And I'm like, yo,
I'm not operating from trauma this time. I know for a fact that's what
the fuck I saw, like period. Right. So he's like, you
know, i'll tell you what I said. I'll sing you a group the
screenshot. He was like, listen, that's just how we talk in the
group chat. I'll sing you a screenshot of what I put in a group
chat. It was just a mistake, right, So I want y'all to
ask yourselves, what would you do? Like you didn't seen somebody that you're
talking to text you meaning a text somebody else. I'm end up cutting this
bitch off right now. Like I said, I didn't see the whole text
message, right. So he sends me the actual message and it says,
this bitch is Hella, cool and funny and I fuck with her too much,
so I'm might probably end up cutting her off before I fall for her,
laughing my ass off. That was the message, right now, here's
my whole thing. Hey was like real in a tenzi, and this is
how you can tell who was raised right, right, this is how you
can tell who was raised right. He's all in a tenzi because he's like,
yo, I would never call you a bitch. That's just how I
talking to her group chat and I'm like, Bro, I don't even give
a fuck that you called me a bitch, Like, I really don't care.
I'm not one of those women who get triggered by the word bitch.
I'm not her. Like, if you call me a bitch, I don't
care. Like my grandmother has called me way worse. I just want to
say that, so you calling me a bitch doesn't get under my skin.
It doesn't make me feel any type of way, Like I understand why that
is a trigger for some women, but it's just not for me. Like,
Bro, do you know my grandmother calls me a moon face hussy?
Yeah? Yeah, you haven't been called a moon face hussy? Okay,
you haven't been told that your hair looks like the back of a sheep's ass,
have you sheep's ass? My hair looks like the back of a sheep's
ass, all right, So there are certain things that don't trigger me and
don't get under my skin because my nigga, I've heard worse. Right,
So he's like all in a tissy, like, you know what, who
are you laughing at a moon face bitch? Why would shot google? What
a move face? Bitch looked like, why my long story short, I'm
like, it's really the cheek bones, so real fast, if you google
moon face bitch, it's really the cheek bones because I have really high cheek
bones, and like my face lines curve out the cheek bones, and I
really look like I have like two butterballs on my face. So the moon
face bitch is actually accurate. I know that. I know that, I
know it's accurate. Whatever, I don't care, but yeah, a long
story short, y'all. Being called a bitch doesn't sugar me, right.
So he's texting me pack to back to back to back, but I'm not
paying attention because you already said that's not what you said. So I'm,
you know, doing my makeup. I'm not paying attention, right, So
I go back to my phone. It's like seven messages from him, and
he's like, I felt bad because I said bitch because we just talked like
that. Please don't dump me. We play like that though, don't don't
don't take it seriously. So he's like, I'm having anxiety. I need
you to fucking answer me right now, right. So I'm like, yo,
like I was doing my makeup, I'm not ignoring you, like,
you know, I was just about to do a video, right, So
once again, he sends me what he has in a group chat, and
I'm like, yo, it's like, no need to I preventilate, Like,
I know for a fact I saw what I saw, but I also
acknowledged that I didn't see the whole text. Like if that's what you said,
cool, I'm not really triggered by it. But long story short,
the so I can continues and then he sends me screenshots of what his group
chat, like puts in said group chat about the conversation and do you know
what the number one takeaway was shot? What do you think the number one
takeaway was? Really? Like? No, the number one takeaway was you
fucking wan bitches? That were Batman draws, because if you listen to the
last episode, you know I wasn't really like planning to link up. So
when we had our cuddle date, I had Badman draws on, Like,
I don't care if it was a Batman throng, I don't care if fuck
y'all. So long story short, we are cool now, We're not really
as involved as we were, but yeah, that's just what it is.
And I just wanted to give you all that funny update because long story short,
me and this nigga be miscommunicating like a motherfucker, like a motherfuck like
huh. I was like, yo, next time, just text one person
at a time, Like you are not able to multitask. That's not that's
not that's not good for you, Like you can't do it. Like people
have to know the strengths and the weaknesses, and your weakness is you don't
know how to text multiple people. You don't know how to multitask. That's
what it is. You just don't know how to Bless your heart, you
don't know how to multitask. Right, So, speaking of multitasks, Showny
on the mic says, cuddle date, is this really a thing? Nine
minutes into it? My thumb and your butt, queen, Well, how
to fuck shit? How do we get here? All right? So,
for me personally, cuddle dates is definitely a thing. I love me a
good cuddle date, and I don't care what nobody gotta say about it.
I don't care if you call me immature. Okay, I don't care what
you gotta say. Baby, pull out the sheets and the covers, cause
I'm down for a good cuddle date, all right, Like, and I
feel like everybody always think that cuddle dates have to lead to sex, Like,
no, baby, Sometimes leading my cuddle date just leads to us fallen
asleep watching whatever born that shit we didn't put on Netflix? Like it's fine.
A cuddle date doesn't always have to lead to sex, Like can we
say that? Can we say that here on the pod today? A cuddle
date doesn't always have to lead to sex. I'm gonna say it. I'm
gonna stamp that right here, Like a cuddle date to me doesn't always have
to lead to sex. Like I'm down for some Netflix and chill with no
chill, if you get what I meant, Like we're just watching Netflix?
Is that weird of me? Like I'm down for a little bit, Like
you don't just Netflix and this type of chill. That's it, That's all
I mean. Like sometimes I just want you to put on a boring ass
movie and just slide up behind me, okay, and we're gonna cuddle.
Heat on my back, meat on my crack. Okay, we just go
and cuddle. That's it. Like what y'all know about nap dates? What's
up with it? Because at the end of the day. It doesn't always
have to lead the sex like that. That's me on mine. So people
who in the live saying cap cap cap cap, I well excuse me if
y'all can't control y'all danglings. Okay, for me, I don't always have
to have sex when I have my Netflix and chill dates, like when I
have my my nepdates, my my hangouts like no, it's it's not it
for me. I talked about this a little bit before, and I just
wanted to reiterate before the month was out. If for some reason you may
have missed it, September is take a man on a date, muff and
I'm gonna say it again. Okay, If for some reason you may have
missed it, September is take a man on a date month. And ladies,
this is your motherfucking time, all right. You'll be talking all day,
independent bitch, independent woman. I got my own blay blah blay.
Oh, you ain't gonna talk to me any type of way. I got
Disney, Netflix, a air fryer, and a such and such. I
know y'all seen this shit. I know y'all seen this shit. I know
y'all seen this shit the same women. Hear me out. Hear me out,
ladies, y'all be real hype on al Gore's Internet talking about Oh I
got Disney, Netflix, Hulu, a air fryer. You ain't fnna talk
to me any type of way. Okay, Sis, keep that same energy.
Take one of these things out on a date. Oh you're quiet?
You're quiet? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Like? Can
we keep the same energy please? September, it's take a man on a
date month. What we be doing on? What's up? What's up?
Right? I feel like respectfully right. Every woman has a list of men
who she may be entertaining, various levels of entertaining. Right, one of
them men you probably like, and even if you don't, you like more
than the rest of them. Take the one you like the most out on
a date this month in September. Okay, whatever you like. We're talking
acts, throwing mini golf, okay, bowling, drinks, food, anything.
I challenge all the ladies out here, take one of these men out
on a date. Okay. We'll be talking all this independent ship, what
we got, how were moving, how we carrying out, how we're holding
it. Now it's time to show it. What's up? What's up?
False man? Quite says a woman advocating to take a man on a date
is different, but cute. I'm not advocating for a woman to take a
man on a date, right. I feel like, when ever it's uh
uh, National Siblings Day, whenever it's a National Girlfriend's Day, whenever it's
uh, I don't know, y'all fucking zodiac seasons, we'd be real hype
on the Internet. We'd be real hype on internet. Valentine's Day, we'd
be so hype on the internet. Right, Valentine's Day, we so hype
on the internet. All I'm saying is, why can't we have this same
energy for take a man on a day? Mouth? That's all. That's
all I'm saying. We'd be real hype for National Siblings Day, national Girlfriend
Day, whatever zodiac sound we're celebrating. Why can't we have the same energy
for take a man on a day? Mouth? I'm I'm just asking.
I want that same energy and not on no pick me shit. I just
want us to really carry it the way we're saying we'd be carrying it.
That's it, and that's all right. So long story short, in my
mind, right. My original plan was I'm gonna take one man on a
date every week, right, because it needs some niggas like who aren't monogamous
and who are just dating, who be taking people on dates like every week.
So I'm like, fuck it, like I can do that shit.
And then I got sick. I call it whatever the fuck is going around,
And I'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about. Something is going around,
whether it be COVID, respiratory infections, whatever the fuck is going on.
I don't know. I had that shit like a week before the show,
so through my time frame off a little bit. I haven't taken a
man on a date thus far, but I have brought multiple men drinks,
So does that count. I haven't taken a man on a date yet,
but I have taken I have granted multiple men drinks, and I feel like
that's that's just the same energy. Right. If I send send niggas drinks
like, oh, I like you, what he drinking? Give it to
him? That counts. Right. If I'm out with somebody and I'm like,
yo, what you drinking? Yeah, add that's to my tab,
that counts right, Like, but I also want to say that doesn't mean
I'm not going to like, I fully plan on taking a man out on
a date this weekend, next week and the week after. So I still
have three not the four that I wanted, but I still will be taking
three minute on dates. So we'll see how this goes. Where you'd be
doing this this cap? No, it's not cap Okay. I went to
the Victoria Money concert and board a nigga a drink. Okay. I was
at you, me and R and B in Philly, and I bought two
niggas a drink, all right, So it's just when I be outside.
When I be outside, listen, I'm gonna tell y'all I'm I'm a big
trick, don't I'm not ashamed i'd be tricking. I've been tricking since Tricken
men stricken. Though I don't know what I'm gonna say. Whatever, that's
it and that's all. See dazz two eight just bought a badge. Thank
you so much, baby, I appreciate you for the sport. Yes,
so let's get right back into it. I ain't gonna hold yo. I'm
in her sweating like a horn church. I lied, I'm not sweating.
I'm not sweating It's just that I have my natural hair out and it is
failing me. When y'all see these clips come out, you absolutely well know
what I'm talking about. Thank you, Jay Mac the insurance man. What
type of insurance you got going on? I also want to say, if
you did not have a chance to submit your question and the prompts earlier,
you can click the question mark and the live button and put your questions in
there. We're gonna be answering questions in a little bit. Okay, So
now the number one question that has been on my mind for the past week,
and I'm saying, as I want y'all to understand the number one question
that has been on my mind for the past week and sink or y'all going
on tour, what I need to know if I need to pay my rent
or not? Okay, because let me tell you something. If you think
I'm not selling my firstborn son for some InSync tickets, you got another thing.
Motherfucking come in, let me tell you something else, all right.
If you have never called your cousins over and practice all the dance moves to
at least three in sync videos in the living room, don't be in a
way trying to buy tickets. This ain't for y'all. This ain't for y'all.
Okay, this is for the niggas. Strictly for the niggas. Okay,
the real niggas. All right, let me take out something. I
know that they're saying that they're they're not gonna do anything. It's just for
the song that they release, for the soundtrack patrols. I don't give fuck.
I don't give fuck. All right, whatever they got going on,
I don't care if they're releasing a new coffee being at Starbucks. All right,
If you have never stayed up late at night with your cousin's practicing choreography,
you don't need to be buying tickets to nothing. This ain't for y'all.
This for us, This for us. Okay. It's crazy because growing
up I was definitely an InSync stand, right. I like Backstreet Boys,
they were cool, but I absolutely was an in sync stand And when I
say instinct stand in sync stand, I mean like growing up, I had
the little marionettes from the No Strings Attached tour. I had all adults,
Okay, I knew all the court. I still know all the choreography from
the No Strings attached tour, all right, Like any video that comes on,
I don't care where I am or what I got on. You out
your mind if you think I ain't gonna hit that shit, okay, And
I mean that all right. And the way that people were acting over Beyonce
tickets respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, I ain't gonna lie. Depending on how
much these things cost, I might pull out my booleio respectfully, like I
already told my son, like, Babe, you might have to go live
with another family for a little bit because Mommy might have to sell you so
I can get these tickets. Why I'm gonna get you back. You're gonna
come back home. You're gonna come back home eventually. I'm just saying,
like do I need to pay my rent this month? Or or in saying,
finally gonna drop these tickets for whatever y'all doing. Okay, let me
know. That's all I'm saying. Let me know. I remember when I
was in like, uh, I don't remember what great I am. But
they released their celebrity album and I told my mom like, oh my god,
so all I want, right, pictures on the wall, everything right,
So all I want? So the CD comes out because back then there
were CDs. M right, CD comes out and I come home from school
and she's like, I couldn't get it, baby, Why couldn't you get
it? Mom? And she was like, I kept going on all the
stores and I asked for the Celebrate album. I said, what did you
say? I asked all the people in the stores for the Celebrate album.
I said, bitch, the name of an album is Celebrity. That's probably
why you can't find it. And I'm like, did you tell them who
it was? Well? No, I just thought they would. No.
Okay, that's probably one of the first fights. Maybe my mother had one
of the first fights me and my mother had. Yeah, long story short.
If y'all see me on only fans, or if y'all see me out
to eat with an older gentleman who's driving a really nice car, mind your
business and sing just dropped tickets, that's it. And that's all period,
okay, And I want none of y'all to judging me, all right when
I show up, I just can't even dance for y'all. That's it.
That's it, all right, thank you, thank you. Next thing,
being an adult is trash, that's it. That's the only Caveata got.
Being an adult is trash. Being an adult is trash for multiple reasons.
One of them is that once you reach a certain point, you can't you
can't ignore people's feelings, like you have to have the emotional intelligence to say,
hey, I understand where you're coming from. I may not agree with
it, but I understand where you're coming from. Another thing that being an
adult comes with is you gotta realize when you may not be moving the same
way society is. And the reason I say that is because I don't know
about y'all. And please don't judge me if you don't agree, because this
is a safe space, right, It's a safe space. Okay, So
I don't know about y'all. But like when people die, I unfollowed them.
Oh shit, oh shit, I say, not had to id to.
I don't know about y'all. I'm saying it. Shot is sucking me
up, y'all. I don't know about y'all. But like when people are
unlived, I unfollowed them, and I say un alive because the internet be
fucking chopping every fucking thing, taking everything down, so I had to switch
it to unlived. But I don't know because My whole thing is I thought
I thought, I thought you follow people for the content they're gonna put out.
They're not putting out any content. I'm just saying. I'm just saying,
their dada playing no longer works. Okay, Heaven don't have that connection,
all right, And that's if they're going to heaven. But that's a
conversation for another day. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, am I
the only one? Like let me know? And and I don't mean like,
oh, people I may know, or people who I just was following
just to follow, Like I'm talking about people who go to my church.
I'm talking to people I grow up with, Like respectfully, Once you pass,
I am going to unfollow you. How okay? Now shots in the
background talking about that's sucked up? Right? Why is that fucked up?
They're not gonna post anything. But here's another thing, right, So probably
like once every four once every four months, I go through my followers list,
and if you haven't posted anything in three months, I unfollow you.
Shot you don't count, and you know you don't count. Okay, I'm
gonna be real with you. If you pass, I'm gonna follow you.
I'm gonna go to your funeral and I'm gonna post all the bombas's pictures we
have together, and then I'm gonna follow you. I'm just saying, hold
on, let me take one with alive. Thank you, just about bread.
You are the weakest link. Goodbye? How am I the weakest link?
I'm still posting these niggas passed? It's not like, why am I?
The outfit says like dead at two forty three, unfollowed at two forty
three. No, okay, So what I will say is I don't follow
you after the funeral. I got paid my respects first, but after that,
especially if like no one in your family is like keeping the page up.
If someone in your family is keeping the page up, you know,
maybe posting some you know, unreleased work or whatever. The case may be
okay, cool, but if anybody posting it on, I'll follow you.
Let's be real, get out your feelings, get out your feelings. I
am following you for content, and if you're no longer posting content, why
do I have to be following you. I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
oh my god, I think that's fair. I think that's real.
Fair Celestial Soulbrie Sunrise says, no, you're not. I meant the people
who pass. Okay, good, So I'm happy that we're all on the
same page. Down, all right, great, Next thing I wanna talk
about. You know what, Another part of being an adult is trash.
Right. That's that's what this segment is called. Being an adult is trash.
Right, Another thing I want to discuss. Every time I save for
a rainy day, it starts raining that motherfucking day. What being an adult
is trash? Okay, let's just start there. Being an adult is trash.
One of the reasons being an adult is trash. It is because every
time I say for a rainy day, it starts raining that motherfucking day.
Who who is controlling Harpo? Y'all know about Harpo? Y'all know about Harpo.
That's the weather machine. Google it conspiracy Okay? Every time, yo,
Like it really be getting under my skin because it's like, how do
the universe be knowing? Like how do the universe be know when I got
a little bit to change in my pocket? Who's telling who the fuck is
snitching? Who is snitching to the universe? Like fuck the rats for the
feds. We need to find out who is snitching to the universe, because
maybe somebody is telling somebody isself every time I get a few coins in my
purse, in my pocket book, all right downpourse? How? How?
What is happening? Right? What is happening? Like? I don't know
what part of adulthood this is, but I feel like, you know,
some things they just don't teach you growing up about being an adult. Taxes,
okay, being aware of other people's feelings, Emotional intelligence another thing that
they don't teach you about being an adult. As soon as you save money
for a rainy day, it's gonna start raining that motherfucking day. That's it.
And that's all. Like, that's one of the things they need to
put in at least eleventh grade. They need to put that at least in
eleventh grade. Put that right up there with fucking physics one. I don't
know they'll do most people that I went to a mentally gifted school, so
we had physics one in like eleventh grade. I don't know what's what's what's
a what's a normal eleventh grade class? It is what's y'all call mentally gifted?
Well, at school, we don't call it a smart school. It
was. It was a mentally gifted school. You know, fuck you,
fuck you and fuck you all right up. And credit scores, yes,
at that end, another thing they need to put in there, and credit
scores. I ain't gonna hold you. Nobody in my family talk about taught
me about credit or like financial planning at all, Like I had to learn
that shit on a cuff, and god damn, your girl barely made it
out alive, barely made it out alive, like got allie Golli My last
segment on why being an adult is trash, right, Being an adult is
trash because when you finally realize you're worth, everything becomes so much harder.
Being an adult is trash because like, I'm sick of knowing my worth,
Like I want my gutst right. And the worst part about that is,
because I know my worth, I've now eliminated anyone who could fucking start my
guts right. So I was thinking, like we should have some type of
system set up like uber meats, and it's just men who come drop off
dangling and then they go about day and we gonna called it uber meats,
right, And then I was like, girl, I already got that.
It's called tender. Long story short, know your if it's born, I
want my gut start. And yeah, that's that's probably one of the bigger
things that I am struggling with trying to be an adult. Uh yeah,
first world problems for sure, But I think that regardless, we have to
acknowledge the fact that I'm trying to be a better person. Okay, do
I get points for trying? Do I get points for trying? Outfits said?
We're Dash? Okay, Uber, this is good. Uber meets whore
Dash. Okay, any of the above. These are all great things.
But yeah, huh, someone said, dick hub. These are great,
keep him coming, these are absolute, these are great. Okay, Uber
meets whore Dash, dick Hub. I subscribed in these services. They all
sound like prominent establishments. Okay in the meantime until I only tip if I
like the tip who who who? Come on? Somebody listen? Uh,
these are all great establishments, but until they come to fruit fruitition, you
can always just check out tender. All right. So now we're gonna start
our edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is when I read
questions that you guys send in, and I put a prompt up whenever I
record on my show days. And if you're question or your story or your
scenario happens to be a little longer than what fits in the prompt, you
can always see in me. Or you can email inquiries at stormyp dot com
and get your stories in there. And I love to hear from you guys.
All right, So someone said to me on the Live right good questions
on Alive right. So the first one, would you marry someone with numerous
wives and well off? The most important point of that statement is end well
off right. I'm not against polygamy. I'm not against polygamory, right.
I just want to make sure everyone here has the funds to participate in what
we're trying to do, right. I don't want no like person. A
lot of times when we talk about pulling me, especially right, it's like,
oh, and I can have all the wives or the bitch set up
on or we're in an open relationship, and it's like, bro, I'm
just not in than any of that if you can't afford it, right,
I'm fine with us being a family. And I'm watching some of your wife's
kids and they're walking my son to the bus stop and we have separate homes,
or we might be in the same home. I'm fine all that as
long as my husband can afford it. Right. If you can't afford it,
mind your fucking business, all right, I agree mentally, physically,
financially, and emotionally. Right, that is a great point. Yeah,
we'll always talk about polygamy, but we don't talk about people who want it
but don't meet the requirements. Right. If you cannot agree to or participate
in polygamy financially, physically, mentally, or emotionally, mind your fucking business.
This ain't for y'all. This ain't for you. You'll know you ain't
got enough dick for more than one woman. You know your wallet ain't big
enough for more than enough woman. You know you still don't have the emotional
intelligence to take care of one woman, let alone multiple. Mind your business.
This ain't for you, a big dol, This ain't for you.
Like, mind your business like I don't understand that. I don't understand why
y'are always in grown folks business. It's not for you. It's not for
you. So the next question, have you ever dated a big guy before?
Y'all be thinking i'd be joking. A big guy is on my bucket
list. I know, I know, I know y'all gonna think I'm playing
right, but a big guy is really on my bucket list. Right.
The only reason that I'm hesitant, and I said this before, the only
reason I really be hesitant is because I don't know the rules. I don't
know what she supposed to do, Like, okay, don't laugh, don't
laugh, like when we have in sex, like where I put his stomach,
like do I move it out the way? Like? Do I put
it on me? Like? And then like when I'm giving head, is
sit on my forehead? Like what happens? I'm not trying to be funny,
yo, I'm serious. I genuinely don't know what to do when I
have sex because I'm cautious. Because I'm cautious, I want to be respectful
of him. And then like my whole thing is like when I'm having sex
with like regular size guys, you know I feel on them, right,
slide my fingers like is it okay for me to like lick my finger and
slide it in one of the increases? What's the rules? What's the rules?
And that's why, like it's not that I wouldn't. I just don't
know the rules, Like can I swipe decreases the fucking tip drill? Put
my credit card out and just swipe decreases? What are the rules? And
then like y'all know, one of my fantasies are like one of the things
on my bucket list is I want to be like fucking fed, like food
food, though not no fruit and shit like that. No, No,
I mean like fucking triple chocolate cake, lamb chops like food food. Right,
if I bring food into the bedroom, he gonna think I'm trying to
play him, Like what's the rules? Like when I bite into my lollipop
lamb chop, can I put in his mouth afterwards? Like what are the
rules? So that's why I don't know. That's why it's not just go
watching nuttie Professor, cause that was old. That was old? What if
the ha? So someone said, what about the Mile High Club? I'm
I'm not a member of the Mile High Club. But it's not that I
wouldn't. My problem is I've never understood what takes place when we both walk
back to the bathroom like with and my whole thing is y'all be spicing a
mile high club like it's comfortable. Let's start here. Can we stop spicing
sex that isn't comfortable? Number one? The Mile High club? This bathroom
is smaller than my closet. I can't get jiggy with this ship. Yeah,
like, what is this? What is it? And honestly, I
can't even properly wash my hands afterwards because they don't even always have like sloping
water. Sometimes it's hand sanitizer. I hate it right? Number two?
Can shower sex? Boy? Shower sex is not comfortable? One more time?
Shower sex is not comfortable. It's not Why are we acting like this
is a fucking admirable thing? Every time I try to have shower sex,
I look like Jane from Tarzan, just pushing my arms up against the wall
and getting hit with the water. All right, that's it. I don't
like it. I hate it. Can we stop spicing it? Shower sex
is ass It's not comfortable. It's not comfortable at all. Yes, I'm
not even clean, I'm just ashy like and I probably didn't even not like.
I hate it here. I hate it here. I hate it here.
Those are the two things I want us to stop spicing immediately. What's
something else that people try to make seem like old was bomb sex? But
it's not someone's okay, my bad, y'all. I got allergies. Fuck,
y'all, I thought this was a safe space. Excuse me, right,
excuse me. Celestial Sulbery summarize said, install them handlebars and get them
none slip mates, sex in the mirrors. Fire hold on, can let
me just drink? Somebody drink real fast? Wait? Wait, wait,
oh my god. Another thing. We have to stop spicing sex on the
beach. I don't care how good of a drink this shit is. The
act is trash. Okay, the act is trash, all right. And
any woman who was willing to continuously have sex on the beach, you don't
care about yourself because I don't care what you're doing. It's no way you're
not getting sand in your vagina. It's no way. It's no way.
When I go to the beach, I have seen in every crevice of every
belonging that I break. You want me to believe that you're not getting sand
in your vagina? The tiler on the fucking saying it ain't helping that much,
baby, it's not. Let's be real, it's not. I get
it's a great exfoliant. It is. It's a great exfoliant, but I
just I don't want to do it. Can we stop hyping sex? That
is it? Good sex? Now? On the flip side of that,
I want to get into some sex that's underrated? Can we do that real
fast? I'm sorry. I know we're doing an edible portion, but I
really just won't get this out. Sex in the mirror is top tier?
Who who? Who? Sex in the mirror is top tier. I'm not
gonna hold y'all. I'm not gonna hold y'all. Like the thought of,
oh sorry, yeah, I'm gonna moist this chair up for you real fast.
I'm get it. I'm gonna get it steam cleaned for you, the
thought of and I like, it's not just the sex though, it's for
me, it's the four play too, right. I like the idea of
like we staying in there and you're like smacking my ass in the mirror,
right, or you like choking me in the mirror, but I can see
it like over my shoulder, like you know what I mean? Like sex
in the mirror, I feel like it's underrated, underrated for sure, because
I'm like, damn bitch, you throwing that throwing that shit back? Okay,
Okay, Like when I have sex in the mirror, it's like I
have someone else in the room hyping me up, Damn bitch. Okay,
arn't Like, Yeah, when I have sex in the mirror, it's like
someone else is in the room hyping me up. Damn. Okay, Oh,
let him know. You're buy my raised. Oh what's up? I
like that. I don't know, maybe it's just name, but I like
it. I like it whatever. Whatever. Okay, y'all distracted me.
Let me get back to these damn questions. You're looking on my nerves.
Shout how much time we got, love, so I can figure out how
many questions we're going to do ten minutes. Okay, great, we can
do like two more. Ah. Okay, this is a crazy one.
I wrot listen one down earlier. I stopped seeing your girl because she cut
me with her rough heel during sex. Should I tell her? I just
wanna read that question one one more time, okay, because I don't know
if y'all caught it. This man says to me, I stopped having excuse
me, I stopped seeing a girl because she cut me with her rough heel
during sex. Should I tell her? I don't think you should tell her
unless she asks, what did you think? It was? No, No,
her fucking crusty hill. No, just just against y'all. Was wondering.
Her feets were at a ninety degree angle. It was sharp, okay,
Like, I don't think you should tell her unless she asks, Hey,
is there something I did wrong? Because some people do go to you
for validation, like is there anything I could have done? Differently? Like
are we cool? Like blah blah blah. Some people don't know they got
to diabetes feet Okay, some people don't know. Some people don't know they
are fucking two levels away from losing a pinky. They don't know. They
don't know. So I don't blame her for that, all right. You
might not know what your levels are, okay, shout out to you,
m But you know what, I'm a clown. I'm not a clown,
So I agree I'm a clown. Soon as she would have hit me with
them sharp ass heels, I would have just like Peter Griffin. She'd have
been mad at me, mad at me, big mad, big mad.
But like when she'd be like, oh, my god, what's the way
are you doing it? I would have told her and they're like, yo,
your heels crusty the ship respectfully, respectfully. But I feel like if
you are having sex with who you are supposed to be having sex with,
you have a good report where you can tell her like damn big not decrust
the ass feet. Like if you can't tell your girl that or the person
you're having sex with that, maybe you shouldn't be having sex with her because
we should have like this good report. I feel like that level of intimacy,
respect you know, commoderie should be a part of having sex. And
that's why a lot of y'all don't be a good experience when you're having sex.
To me, to me, to me, if the boxes everybody loves
Bam says, if the boxes fired, just take her to get that petty
and keep it moving. But if the box ain't hitting this emoji, uh,
if you're listening to audio, you you couldn't hear, but it was
the grimace emoji like that. Listen, some somebody please uh fim fet PHL
says, pay for a peticure, Sir, I don't know you know what
I mean. I don't know you don't have a mic, so we can't
hear your Oh my god. Okay, so Set said, when y'all come
to the live shows, don't say the same thing that everybody else says.
I'm gonna say, speak your truth, but for the sake of the show,
if it's possible, make sure it's not a truth that someone else has
already spoken. To make the show a little bit more, make the show
run a little bit more smoothly. If that is the thing. Listen,
y'all, we got some things coming up. Uh, We're gonna make an
announcement next week. We got something popping in October, and we got something
popping in November. And I really want to see you guys. I really
want to say thank you to everybody who showed up to the show last week.
It was amazing to me. I feel like it is the best show
that I've had thus far. Shout out to each Shout out to Laren Lionel,
Shout out to shots Chanelle, my DJ, DJ and Stand We Trust.
Shout out to everybody who was a part of it. Naimi Lee,
thank you World Cafe Live for hosting us. It was a great event.
I have no complaints and it was, and it was amazing. Shout out
to my man Gerald at World Cafe Live. I hope you're listening. Gerald
gotta be about sixty two and he'd be rocking with me. Jerald, be
right. Every time I come in the road cafe out, He's like,
baby, I knew that was you. What mister mister Gerald, is that
nigga? Y'all? Oh my god, listen man uh like, always follow
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