WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:09.679 Who what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite baby 2 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:14.359 Mama, Stormy P. And this is another episode of Chocolate Chip and Sip 3 00:00:14.640 --> 00:00:19.399 the modern day perspective, Damn Son, back at it again and back at 4 00:00:19.440 --> 00:00:22.480 it again. We're out here at Studio seven, and y'all know, I 5 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:25.480 got my co host seven the Dog with me, so if he happens to 6 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:28.440 pop up and say what's up, you know, just ignore him, all 7 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:31.679 right? So listen. Before we go any further, I just want to 8 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:35.719 say, if you are in the Philadelphia area and you did not make it 9 00:00:35.759 --> 00:00:39.200 to the Sip your Heart Out Live show, baby, you missed out all 10 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:41.840 right, because it was all of that. And when I say all that, 11 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.520 I don't mean just all that all right, I mean all that in 12 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:48.039 a bag of chips. Okay? Is that old? Is that old? 13 00:00:48.359 --> 00:00:52.840 I sound old when I say that? Listen, long story Shore. We 14 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:55.759 had a good, good, good good show, all right. Shout out 15 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:57.880 to each Thank you so much for holding it down with me. Shout out 16 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.920 to a leird and Line. Shout out to NIGHTI, my league instand, 17 00:01:00.960 --> 00:01:07.000 we trust, my girl, Chanelle Unique kim Shot, everybody. Thank y'all 18 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:10.079 so much for making this night happen and I can't wait for the footage to 19 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:14.319 come out because it was knucking futs. Okay, So now that that's over, 20 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:19.680 right, So the last episode I released, I was talking to you 21 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:23.680 guys about this rapper who I was. I don't want to put air quotes 22 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:25.920 on it, I apologized. I feel like air quotes. It's like you're 23 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:29.560 now a little derogatory if we're watching on YouTube. I put air quotes on 24 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:32.400 it, and I'm gonna take the air quotes off. So the last time 25 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:34.000 we were here, I was talking about the rapper that I was talking to, 26 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:41.920 right, and how I had to apologize because he had made me notice 27 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:47.760 that I was reacting and moving from a place of trauma. Long story short, 28 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:52.400 he texted me something and I thought it said something else, but in 29 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:56.400 all actuality, like I said, I was just reacting from all the place 30 00:01:56.439 --> 00:02:00.519 of trauma. Okay, so let me catch you all up right, So 31 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:04.239 long stories right, No, he hasn't been back to the Philadelphi area. 32 00:02:04.239 --> 00:02:07.159 I haven't seen him since, right, but we've been talking, communicating X 33 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:10.960 Y and Z. Right. So one day we're talking, you know, 34 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:20.280 enjoying the conversation, and he sends me yeah, I like her a lot, 35 00:02:21.439 --> 00:02:34.639 but I'm probably end up cutting her off. Y'all. Hold on, 36 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:38.840 because I want to make sure that I read it right. He says, 37 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:45.439 yeah, uh, I end up liking her. She's hella cool and funny, 38 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.520 and I fuck with her, so I'm probably end up cutting her off, 39 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:55.319 y'all. Y'all, y'all. Right. So I'm getting my makeup ready 40 00:02:55.319 --> 00:02:59.520 because you know, I'm doing promo for the live show, so I'm not 41 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:04.439 I'm looking at it and then I stopped, and I keep looking at it 42 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:08.080 cause I'm like, this man sent a text to the wrong person. Right, 43 00:03:08.520 --> 00:03:13.400 He sent a text to the wrong person. Now, this is not 44 00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:19.039 like unheard of for him, because he had already explained to me that he 45 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:22.400 was listening to one of my previous episodes. And he texts me, oh, 46 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.719 you like girls. That's crazy. I never would have got that from 47 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:28.759 you. He didn't send that text to me. He sent it to one 48 00:03:28.759 --> 00:03:31.439 of the new producers he was working with. Right. So he sends it 49 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:37.879 to him and he's like, oh, my bad, I'm gonna to send 50 00:03:37.879 --> 00:03:39.400 that to my girlfriend. She just came out, and I ain't know what 51 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:42.439 to say to him. And I'm like, that was so dumb. Why 52 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:43.879 not just tell the truth. He was like, I don't know. I 53 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:46.680 wasn't thinking too it. All right, whatever, So it's not uncommon for 54 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:47.960 him to send a text to the wrong person. That's what I'm saying, 55 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:53.560 right, So long story shure, we're going back to He sends me She's 56 00:03:53.599 --> 00:03:59.560 cool, she's funny, but I'm probably end up cutting her off. Y'all. 57 00:04:00.680 --> 00:04:03.319 Yeah, yeah, I don't say nothing Like I said. I'm getting 58 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:06.319 my makeup on because I'm about to shoot the video. I'm looking at my 59 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:15.120 phone. Next thing I know, it says unsent message. Now, y'all 60 00:04:15.160 --> 00:04:19.759 already know I sent a text right back, like, already seen it, 61 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:27.839 big dog, I already seen it. I already seen it. Don't try 62 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.639 to play me, and I want you to know I already seen it, 63 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:34.480 right, So here you go. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 64 00:04:34.759 --> 00:04:38.800 I didn't mean to call you a bitch. That's just how we talk in 65 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:42.680 a group chat. I swear like blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, 66 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:46.120 listen, I didn't see the whole message. The only thing I got 67 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:49.439 was i'ma probably end up cutting her off. And I'm like, yo, 68 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:54.319 I'm not operating from trauma this time. I know for a fact that's what 69 00:04:54.360 --> 00:04:58.839 the fuck I saw, like period. Right. So he's like, you 70 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:00.240 know, i'll tell you what I said. I'll sing you a group the 71 00:05:00.600 --> 00:05:03.439 screenshot. He was like, listen, that's just how we talk in the 72 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:06.720 group chat. I'll sing you a screenshot of what I put in a group 73 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:11.560 chat. It was just a mistake, right, So I want y'all to 74 00:05:11.600 --> 00:05:15.000 ask yourselves, what would you do? Like you didn't seen somebody that you're 75 00:05:15.000 --> 00:05:20.199 talking to text you meaning a text somebody else. I'm end up cutting this 76 00:05:20.240 --> 00:05:25.160 bitch off right now. Like I said, I didn't see the whole text 77 00:05:25.240 --> 00:05:30.399 message, right. So he sends me the actual message and it says, 78 00:05:30.439 --> 00:05:33.480 this bitch is Hella, cool and funny and I fuck with her too much, 79 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:36.240 so I'm might probably end up cutting her off before I fall for her, 80 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:41.680 laughing my ass off. That was the message, right now, here's 81 00:05:41.720 --> 00:05:44.680 my whole thing. Hey was like real in a tenzi, and this is 82 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:46.879 how you can tell who was raised right, right, this is how you 83 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:51.439 can tell who was raised right. He's all in a tenzi because he's like, 84 00:05:51.519 --> 00:05:54.480 yo, I would never call you a bitch. That's just how I 85 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:56.639 talking to her group chat and I'm like, Bro, I don't even give 86 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:59.120 a fuck that you called me a bitch, Like, I really don't care. 87 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:01.240 I'm not one of those women who get triggered by the word bitch. 88 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:04.560 I'm not her. Like, if you call me a bitch, I don't 89 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:08.439 care. Like my grandmother has called me way worse. I just want to 90 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:11.279 say that, so you calling me a bitch doesn't get under my skin. 91 00:06:11.319 --> 00:06:14.279 It doesn't make me feel any type of way, Like I understand why that 92 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:15.759 is a trigger for some women, but it's just not for me. Like, 93 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:23.040 Bro, do you know my grandmother calls me a moon face hussy? 94 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:28.680 Yeah? Yeah, you haven't been called a moon face hussy? Okay, 95 00:06:28.800 --> 00:06:31.680 you haven't been told that your hair looks like the back of a sheep's ass, 96 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:38.879 have you sheep's ass? My hair looks like the back of a sheep's 97 00:06:38.879 --> 00:06:43.839 ass, all right, So there are certain things that don't trigger me and 98 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:47.360 don't get under my skin because my nigga, I've heard worse. Right, 99 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:51.519 So he's like all in a tissy, like, you know what, who 100 00:06:51.600 --> 00:06:56.879 are you laughing at a moon face bitch? Why would shot google? What 101 00:06:56.959 --> 00:07:01.120 a move face? Bitch looked like, why my long story short, I'm 102 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:08.120 like, it's really the cheek bones, so real fast, if you google 103 00:07:08.199 --> 00:07:15.560 moon face bitch, it's really the cheek bones because I have really high cheek 104 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.800 bones, and like my face lines curve out the cheek bones, and I 105 00:07:18.839 --> 00:07:23.680 really look like I have like two butterballs on my face. So the moon 106 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:27.639 face bitch is actually accurate. I know that. I know that, I 107 00:07:27.639 --> 00:07:31.079 know it's accurate. Whatever, I don't care, but yeah, a long 108 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:36.079 story short, y'all. Being called a bitch doesn't sugar me, right. 109 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:43.480 So he's texting me pack to back to back to back, but I'm not 110 00:07:43.519 --> 00:07:46.600 paying attention because you already said that's not what you said. So I'm, 111 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:49.839 you know, doing my makeup. I'm not paying attention, right, So 112 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:54.639 I go back to my phone. It's like seven messages from him, and 113 00:07:54.680 --> 00:07:59.199 he's like, I felt bad because I said bitch because we just talked like 114 00:07:59.279 --> 00:08:03.680 that. Please don't dump me. We play like that though, don't don't 115 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:07.399 don't take it seriously. So he's like, I'm having anxiety. I need 116 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:11.360 you to fucking answer me right now, right. So I'm like, yo, 117 00:08:11.480 --> 00:08:13.920 like I was doing my makeup, I'm not ignoring you, like, 118 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:16.240 you know, I was just about to do a video, right, So 119 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.439 once again, he sends me what he has in a group chat, and 120 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:22.519 I'm like, yo, it's like, no need to I preventilate, Like, 121 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.360 I know for a fact I saw what I saw, but I also 122 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:26.480 acknowledged that I didn't see the whole text. Like if that's what you said, 123 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:31.000 cool, I'm not really triggered by it. But long story short, 124 00:08:31.039 --> 00:08:35.799 the so I can continues and then he sends me screenshots of what his group 125 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:41.360 chat, like puts in said group chat about the conversation and do you know 126 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:45.840 what the number one takeaway was shot? What do you think the number one 127 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:50.039 takeaway was? Really? Like? No, the number one takeaway was you 128 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:58.080 fucking wan bitches? That were Batman draws, because if you listen to the 129 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:03.480 last episode, you know I wasn't really like planning to link up. So 130 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:07.240 when we had our cuddle date, I had Badman draws on, Like, 131 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:09.320 I don't care if it was a Batman throng, I don't care if fuck 132 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:13.799 y'all. So long story short, we are cool now, We're not really 133 00:09:13.960 --> 00:09:20.440 as involved as we were, but yeah, that's just what it is. 134 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:22.440 And I just wanted to give you all that funny update because long story short, 135 00:09:22.879 --> 00:09:28.519 me and this nigga be miscommunicating like a motherfucker, like a motherfuck like 136 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:31.759 huh. I was like, yo, next time, just text one person 137 00:09:31.759 --> 00:09:35.480 at a time, Like you are not able to multitask. That's not that's 138 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:37.440 not that's not good for you, Like you can't do it. Like people 139 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:41.519 have to know the strengths and the weaknesses, and your weakness is you don't 140 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:43.120 know how to text multiple people. You don't know how to multitask. That's 141 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.240 what it is. You just don't know how to Bless your heart, you 142 00:09:46.320 --> 00:09:54.240 don't know how to multitask. Right, So, speaking of multitasks, Showny 143 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:58.720 on the mic says, cuddle date, is this really a thing? Nine 144 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:01.320 minutes into it? My thumb and your butt, queen, Well, how 145 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:05.679 to fuck shit? How do we get here? All right? So, 146 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:11.240 for me personally, cuddle dates is definitely a thing. I love me a 147 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:13.440 good cuddle date, and I don't care what nobody gotta say about it. 148 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:16.120 I don't care if you call me immature. Okay, I don't care what 149 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:18.360 you gotta say. Baby, pull out the sheets and the covers, cause 150 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.039 I'm down for a good cuddle date, all right, Like, and I 151 00:10:22.080 --> 00:10:26.600 feel like everybody always think that cuddle dates have to lead to sex, Like, 152 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:30.600 no, baby, Sometimes leading my cuddle date just leads to us fallen 153 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.679 asleep watching whatever born that shit we didn't put on Netflix? Like it's fine. 154 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:37.440 A cuddle date doesn't always have to lead to sex, Like can we 155 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:41.440 say that? Can we say that here on the pod today? A cuddle 156 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:45.360 date doesn't always have to lead to sex. I'm gonna say it. I'm 157 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:48.000 gonna stamp that right here, Like a cuddle date to me doesn't always have 158 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:52.120 to lead to sex. Like I'm down for some Netflix and chill with no 159 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:56.440 chill, if you get what I meant, Like we're just watching Netflix? 160 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:58.759 Is that weird of me? Like I'm down for a little bit, Like 161 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:05.080 you don't just Netflix and this type of chill. That's it, That's all 162 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:09.120 I mean. Like sometimes I just want you to put on a boring ass 163 00:11:09.159 --> 00:11:13.559 movie and just slide up behind me, okay, and we're gonna cuddle. 164 00:11:13.039 --> 00:11:18.279 Heat on my back, meat on my crack. Okay, we just go 165 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:22.360 and cuddle. That's it. Like what y'all know about nap dates? What's 166 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:24.639 up with it? Because at the end of the day. It doesn't always 167 00:11:24.639 --> 00:11:28.320 have to lead the sex like that. That's me on mine. So people 168 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:33.679 who in the live saying cap cap cap cap, I well excuse me if 169 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:39.639 y'all can't control y'all danglings. Okay, for me, I don't always have 170 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:41.200 to have sex when I have my Netflix and chill dates, like when I 171 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:45.519 have my my nepdates, my my hangouts like no, it's it's not it 172 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:50.120 for me. I talked about this a little bit before, and I just 173 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:54.720 wanted to reiterate before the month was out. If for some reason you may 174 00:11:54.799 --> 00:12:00.279 have missed it, September is take a man on a date, muff and 175 00:12:00.279 --> 00:12:03.559 I'm gonna say it again. Okay, If for some reason you may have 176 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:07.360 missed it, September is take a man on a date month. And ladies, 177 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:11.279 this is your motherfucking time, all right. You'll be talking all day, 178 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:16.679 independent bitch, independent woman. I got my own blay blah blay. 179 00:12:16.559 --> 00:12:20.200 Oh, you ain't gonna talk to me any type of way. I got 180 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:24.840 Disney, Netflix, a air fryer, and a such and such. I 181 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.000 know y'all seen this shit. I know y'all seen this shit. I know 182 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.600 y'all seen this shit the same women. Hear me out. Hear me out, 183 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:37.039 ladies, y'all be real hype on al Gore's Internet talking about Oh I 184 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:41.919 got Disney, Netflix, Hulu, a air fryer. You ain't fnna talk 185 00:12:41.960 --> 00:12:46.519 to me any type of way. Okay, Sis, keep that same energy. 186 00:12:46.759 --> 00:12:48.799 Take one of these things out on a date. Oh you're quiet? 187 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:54.320 You're quiet? Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Like? Can 188 00:12:54.360 --> 00:12:58.519 we keep the same energy please? September, it's take a man on a 189 00:12:58.600 --> 00:13:01.200 date month. What we be doing on? What's up? What's up? 190 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:09.120 Right? I feel like respectfully right. Every woman has a list of men 191 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:15.440 who she may be entertaining, various levels of entertaining. Right, one of 192 00:13:15.519 --> 00:13:18.879 them men you probably like, and even if you don't, you like more 193 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.399 than the rest of them. Take the one you like the most out on 194 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:26.399 a date this month in September. Okay, whatever you like. We're talking 195 00:13:26.519 --> 00:13:31.399 acts, throwing mini golf, okay, bowling, drinks, food, anything. 196 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.320 I challenge all the ladies out here, take one of these men out 197 00:13:35.360 --> 00:13:39.399 on a date. Okay. We'll be talking all this independent ship, what 198 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:41.879 we got, how were moving, how we carrying out, how we're holding 199 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:45.840 it. Now it's time to show it. What's up? What's up? 200 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:52.600 False man? Quite says a woman advocating to take a man on a date 201 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.720 is different, but cute. I'm not advocating for a woman to take a 202 00:13:56.759 --> 00:14:01.039 man on a date, right. I feel like, when ever it's uh 203 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:09.120 uh, National Siblings Day, whenever it's a National Girlfriend's Day, whenever it's 204 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:15.559 uh, I don't know, y'all fucking zodiac seasons, we'd be real hype 205 00:14:15.559 --> 00:14:20.960 on the Internet. We'd be real hype on internet. Valentine's Day, we'd 206 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:24.080 be so hype on the internet. Right, Valentine's Day, we so hype 207 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:28.559 on the internet. All I'm saying is, why can't we have this same 208 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:33.120 energy for take a man on a day? Mouth? That's all. That's 209 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:37.720 all I'm saying. We'd be real hype for National Siblings Day, national Girlfriend 210 00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:43.120 Day, whatever zodiac sound we're celebrating. Why can't we have the same energy 211 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:46.879 for take a man on a day? Mouth? I'm I'm just asking. 212 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:52.480 I want that same energy and not on no pick me shit. I just 213 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:54.720 want us to really carry it the way we're saying we'd be carrying it. 214 00:14:56.159 --> 00:15:00.080 That's it, and that's all right. So long story short, in my 215 00:15:00.159 --> 00:15:05.000 mind, right. My original plan was I'm gonna take one man on a 216 00:15:05.080 --> 00:15:09.000 date every week, right, because it needs some niggas like who aren't monogamous 217 00:15:09.200 --> 00:15:13.159 and who are just dating, who be taking people on dates like every week. 218 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:15.279 So I'm like, fuck it, like I can do that shit. 219 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:18.840 And then I got sick. I call it whatever the fuck is going around, 220 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:22.600 And I'm sure y'all know what I'm talking about. Something is going around, 221 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:26.159 whether it be COVID, respiratory infections, whatever the fuck is going on. 222 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:28.519 I don't know. I had that shit like a week before the show, 223 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:35.759 so through my time frame off a little bit. I haven't taken a 224 00:15:35.759 --> 00:15:39.679 man on a date thus far, but I have brought multiple men drinks, 225 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:46.600 So does that count. I haven't taken a man on a date yet, 226 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:50.759 but I have taken I have granted multiple men drinks, and I feel like 227 00:15:50.799 --> 00:15:54.639 that's that's just the same energy. Right. If I send send niggas drinks 228 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:58.200 like, oh, I like you, what he drinking? Give it to 229 00:15:58.279 --> 00:16:00.080 him? That counts. Right. If I'm out with somebody and I'm like, 230 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:03.559 yo, what you drinking? Yeah, add that's to my tab, 231 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:07.919 that counts right, Like, but I also want to say that doesn't mean 232 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:14.759 I'm not going to like, I fully plan on taking a man out on 233 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:18.600 a date this weekend, next week and the week after. So I still 234 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:23.120 have three not the four that I wanted, but I still will be taking 235 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:27.200 three minute on dates. So we'll see how this goes. Where you'd be 236 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:30.720 doing this this cap? No, it's not cap Okay. I went to 237 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:34.720 the Victoria Money concert and board a nigga a drink. Okay. I was 238 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:37.159 at you, me and R and B in Philly, and I bought two 239 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:41.600 niggas a drink, all right, So it's just when I be outside. 240 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:42.960 When I be outside, listen, I'm gonna tell y'all I'm I'm a big 241 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:48.360 trick, don't I'm not ashamed i'd be tricking. I've been tricking since Tricken 242 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:52.600 men stricken. Though I don't know what I'm gonna say. Whatever, that's 243 00:16:52.639 --> 00:16:56.919 it and that's all. See dazz two eight just bought a badge. Thank 244 00:16:56.919 --> 00:17:00.399 you so much, baby, I appreciate you for the sport. Yes, 245 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.639 so let's get right back into it. I ain't gonna hold yo. I'm 246 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:07.119 in her sweating like a horn church. I lied, I'm not sweating. 247 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:11.440 I'm not sweating It's just that I have my natural hair out and it is 248 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:18.279 failing me. When y'all see these clips come out, you absolutely well know 249 00:17:18.279 --> 00:17:22.279 what I'm talking about. Thank you, Jay Mac the insurance man. What 250 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:25.599 type of insurance you got going on? I also want to say, if 251 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:29.039 you did not have a chance to submit your question and the prompts earlier, 252 00:17:29.359 --> 00:17:32.960 you can click the question mark and the live button and put your questions in 253 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:37.000 there. We're gonna be answering questions in a little bit. Okay, So 254 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:42.400 now the number one question that has been on my mind for the past week, 255 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:48.079 and I'm saying, as I want y'all to understand the number one question 256 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:52.640 that has been on my mind for the past week and sink or y'all going 257 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:56.799 on tour, what I need to know if I need to pay my rent 258 00:17:56.880 --> 00:18:00.720 or not? Okay, because let me tell you something. If you think 259 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:06.039 I'm not selling my firstborn son for some InSync tickets, you got another thing. 260 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:07.440 Motherfucking come in, let me tell you something else, all right. 261 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:15.279 If you have never called your cousins over and practice all the dance moves to 262 00:18:15.359 --> 00:18:18.000 at least three in sync videos in the living room, don't be in a 263 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:22.960 way trying to buy tickets. This ain't for y'all. This ain't for y'all. 264 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:26.000 Okay, this is for the niggas. Strictly for the niggas. Okay, 265 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:33.960 the real niggas. All right, let me take out something. I 266 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:37.640 know that they're saying that they're they're not gonna do anything. It's just for 267 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:41.599 the song that they release, for the soundtrack patrols. I don't give fuck. 268 00:18:41.680 --> 00:18:45.279 I don't give fuck. All right, whatever they got going on, 269 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:49.119 I don't care if they're releasing a new coffee being at Starbucks. All right, 270 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:56.599 If you have never stayed up late at night with your cousin's practicing choreography, 271 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:59.799 you don't need to be buying tickets to nothing. This ain't for y'all. 272 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:03.960 This for us, This for us. Okay. It's crazy because growing 273 00:19:04.039 --> 00:19:07.559 up I was definitely an InSync stand, right. I like Backstreet Boys, 274 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:12.400 they were cool, but I absolutely was an in sync stand And when I 275 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:18.160 say instinct stand in sync stand, I mean like growing up, I had 276 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:22.119 the little marionettes from the No Strings Attached tour. I had all adults, 277 00:19:22.160 --> 00:19:25.440 Okay, I knew all the court. I still know all the choreography from 278 00:19:25.440 --> 00:19:29.640 the No Strings attached tour, all right, Like any video that comes on, 279 00:19:29.799 --> 00:19:32.279 I don't care where I am or what I got on. You out 280 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:36.920 your mind if you think I ain't gonna hit that shit, okay, And 281 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:42.079 I mean that all right. And the way that people were acting over Beyonce 282 00:19:42.279 --> 00:19:55.519 tickets respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, I ain't gonna lie. Depending on how 283 00:19:55.599 --> 00:20:00.200 much these things cost, I might pull out my booleio respectfully, like I 284 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:03.640 already told my son, like, Babe, you might have to go live 285 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:06.119 with another family for a little bit because Mommy might have to sell you so 286 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:11.000 I can get these tickets. Why I'm gonna get you back. You're gonna 287 00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:15.359 come back home. You're gonna come back home eventually. I'm just saying, 288 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:21.400 like do I need to pay my rent this month? Or or in saying, 289 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:23.880 finally gonna drop these tickets for whatever y'all doing. Okay, let me 290 00:20:23.960 --> 00:20:29.599 know. That's all I'm saying. Let me know. I remember when I 291 00:20:29.680 --> 00:20:32.640 was in like, uh, I don't remember what great I am. But 292 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:36.119 they released their celebrity album and I told my mom like, oh my god, 293 00:20:36.319 --> 00:20:41.519 so all I want, right, pictures on the wall, everything right, 294 00:20:41.599 --> 00:20:45.119 So all I want? So the CD comes out because back then there 295 00:20:45.160 --> 00:20:49.680 were CDs. M right, CD comes out and I come home from school 296 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:53.519 and she's like, I couldn't get it, baby, Why couldn't you get 297 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:56.759 it? Mom? And she was like, I kept going on all the 298 00:20:56.799 --> 00:21:00.640 stores and I asked for the Celebrate album. I said, what did you 299 00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:07.599 say? I asked all the people in the stores for the Celebrate album. 300 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:11.319 I said, bitch, the name of an album is Celebrity. That's probably 301 00:21:11.359 --> 00:21:14.799 why you can't find it. And I'm like, did you tell them who 302 00:21:14.880 --> 00:21:15.720 it was? Well? No, I just thought they would. No. 303 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:22.400 Okay, that's probably one of the first fights. Maybe my mother had one 304 00:21:22.440 --> 00:21:26.640 of the first fights me and my mother had. Yeah, long story short. 305 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:30.240 If y'all see me on only fans, or if y'all see me out 306 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:34.480 to eat with an older gentleman who's driving a really nice car, mind your 307 00:21:34.599 --> 00:21:42.839 business and sing just dropped tickets, that's it. And that's all period, 308 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:47.480 okay, And I want none of y'all to judging me, all right when 309 00:21:47.480 --> 00:21:49.359 I show up, I just can't even dance for y'all. That's it. 310 00:21:52.960 --> 00:22:00.519 That's it, all right, thank you, thank you. Next thing, 311 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:07.880 being an adult is trash, that's it. That's the only Caveata got. 312 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:14.160 Being an adult is trash. Being an adult is trash for multiple reasons. 313 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:18.880 One of them is that once you reach a certain point, you can't you 314 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:25.599 can't ignore people's feelings, like you have to have the emotional intelligence to say, 315 00:22:25.640 --> 00:22:27.440 hey, I understand where you're coming from. I may not agree with 316 00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:32.839 it, but I understand where you're coming from. Another thing that being an 317 00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:37.960 adult comes with is you gotta realize when you may not be moving the same 318 00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:45.839 way society is. And the reason I say that is because I don't know 319 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:51.079 about y'all. And please don't judge me if you don't agree, because this 320 00:22:51.200 --> 00:22:55.720 is a safe space, right, It's a safe space. Okay, So 321 00:22:55.960 --> 00:23:03.200 I don't know about y'all. But like when people die, I unfollowed them. 322 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:11.920 Oh shit, oh shit, I say, not had to id to. 323 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:18.599 I don't know about y'all. I'm saying it. Shot is sucking me 324 00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:22.559 up, y'all. I don't know about y'all. But like when people are 325 00:23:22.640 --> 00:23:30.720 unlived, I unfollowed them, and I say un alive because the internet be 326 00:23:30.759 --> 00:23:34.880 fucking chopping every fucking thing, taking everything down, so I had to switch 327 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:40.359 it to unlived. But I don't know because My whole thing is I thought 328 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:49.119 I thought, I thought you follow people for the content they're gonna put out. 329 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:56.160 They're not putting out any content. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, 330 00:23:56.480 --> 00:24:00.480 their dada playing no longer works. Okay, Heaven don't have that connection, 331 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:03.119 all right, And that's if they're going to heaven. But that's a 332 00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:11.480 conversation for another day. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, am I 333 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:15.519 the only one? Like let me know? And and I don't mean like, 334 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:18.359 oh, people I may know, or people who I just was following 335 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:22.519 just to follow, Like I'm talking about people who go to my church. 336 00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:26.200 I'm talking to people I grow up with, Like respectfully, Once you pass, 337 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:32.079 I am going to unfollow you. How okay? Now shots in the 338 00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.920 background talking about that's sucked up? Right? Why is that fucked up? 339 00:24:36.519 --> 00:24:42.079 They're not gonna post anything. But here's another thing, right, So probably 340 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:48.079 like once every four once every four months, I go through my followers list, 341 00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:53.119 and if you haven't posted anything in three months, I unfollow you. 342 00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:57.440 Shot you don't count, and you know you don't count. Okay, I'm 343 00:24:57.440 --> 00:25:00.920 gonna be real with you. If you pass, I'm gonna follow you. 344 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:07.200 I'm gonna go to your funeral and I'm gonna post all the bombas's pictures we 345 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:15.599 have together, and then I'm gonna follow you. I'm just saying, hold 346 00:25:15.599 --> 00:25:19.640 on, let me take one with alive. Thank you, just about bread. 347 00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:25.759 You are the weakest link. Goodbye? How am I the weakest link? 348 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:30.319 I'm still posting these niggas passed? It's not like, why am I? 349 00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:37.119 The outfit says like dead at two forty three, unfollowed at two forty 350 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:41.559 three. No, okay, So what I will say is I don't follow 351 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:47.240 you after the funeral. I got paid my respects first, but after that, 352 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:51.319 especially if like no one in your family is like keeping the page up. 353 00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:52.559 If someone in your family is keeping the page up, you know, 354 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:56.680 maybe posting some you know, unreleased work or whatever. The case may be 355 00:25:56.759 --> 00:26:02.599 okay, cool, but if anybody posting it on, I'll follow you. 356 00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:06.279 Let's be real, get out your feelings, get out your feelings. I 357 00:26:06.319 --> 00:26:10.359 am following you for content, and if you're no longer posting content, why 358 00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:18.559 do I have to be following you. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, 359 00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:22.559 oh my god, I think that's fair. I think that's real. 360 00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:27.599 Fair Celestial Soulbrie Sunrise says, no, you're not. I meant the people 361 00:26:27.599 --> 00:26:33.480 who pass. Okay, good, So I'm happy that we're all on the 362 00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:36.759 same page. Down, all right, great, Next thing I wanna talk 363 00:26:36.799 --> 00:26:40.559 about. You know what, Another part of being an adult is trash. 364 00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:42.759 Right. That's that's what this segment is called. Being an adult is trash. 365 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:48.440 Right, Another thing I want to discuss. Every time I save for 366 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:56.039 a rainy day, it starts raining that motherfucking day. What being an adult 367 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:00.279 is trash? Okay, let's just start there. Being an adult is trash. 368 00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.680 One of the reasons being an adult is trash. It is because every 369 00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:08.720 time I say for a rainy day, it starts raining that motherfucking day. 370 00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:15.799 Who who is controlling Harpo? Y'all know about Harpo? Y'all know about Harpo. 371 00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:21.559 That's the weather machine. Google it conspiracy Okay? Every time, yo, 372 00:27:21.599 --> 00:27:25.400 Like it really be getting under my skin because it's like, how do 373 00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:27.440 the universe be knowing? Like how do the universe be know when I got 374 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:30.920 a little bit to change in my pocket? Who's telling who the fuck is 375 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:36.559 snitching? Who is snitching to the universe? Like fuck the rats for the 376 00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:40.200 feds. We need to find out who is snitching to the universe, because 377 00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:44.680 maybe somebody is telling somebody isself every time I get a few coins in my 378 00:27:44.880 --> 00:27:52.880 purse, in my pocket book, all right downpourse? How? How? 379 00:27:52.279 --> 00:27:57.000 What is happening? Right? What is happening? Like? I don't know 380 00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:03.119 what part of adulthood this is, but I feel like, you know, 381 00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:07.640 some things they just don't teach you growing up about being an adult. Taxes, 382 00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:15.480 okay, being aware of other people's feelings, Emotional intelligence another thing that 383 00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:18.839 they don't teach you about being an adult. As soon as you save money 384 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.559 for a rainy day, it's gonna start raining that motherfucking day. That's it. 385 00:28:22.599 --> 00:28:25.640 And that's all. Like, that's one of the things they need to 386 00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:30.000 put in at least eleventh grade. They need to put that at least in 387 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.920 eleventh grade. Put that right up there with fucking physics one. I don't 388 00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:37.119 know they'll do most people that I went to a mentally gifted school, so 389 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:41.640 we had physics one in like eleventh grade. I don't know what's what's what's 390 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:48.039 a what's a normal eleventh grade class? It is what's y'all call mentally gifted? 391 00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:52.279 Well, at school, we don't call it a smart school. It 392 00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:56.160 was. It was a mentally gifted school. You know, fuck you, 393 00:28:56.799 --> 00:29:03.640 fuck you and fuck you all right up. And credit scores, yes, 394 00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:07.559 at that end, another thing they need to put in there, and credit 395 00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:14.039 scores. I ain't gonna hold you. Nobody in my family talk about taught 396 00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:18.839 me about credit or like financial planning at all, Like I had to learn 397 00:29:18.880 --> 00:29:22.519 that shit on a cuff, and god damn, your girl barely made it 398 00:29:22.519 --> 00:29:32.599 out alive, barely made it out alive, like got allie Golli My last 399 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:38.880 segment on why being an adult is trash, right, Being an adult is 400 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:47.039 trash because when you finally realize you're worth, everything becomes so much harder. 401 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:52.079 Being an adult is trash because like, I'm sick of knowing my worth, 402 00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:56.079 Like I want my gutst right. And the worst part about that is, 403 00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:00.240 because I know my worth, I've now eliminated anyone who could fucking start my 404 00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:04.839 guts right. So I was thinking, like we should have some type of 405 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:12.079 system set up like uber meats, and it's just men who come drop off 406 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:18.200 dangling and then they go about day and we gonna called it uber meats, 407 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:21.799 right, And then I was like, girl, I already got that. 408 00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:29.599 It's called tender. Long story short, know your if it's born, I 409 00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:37.799 want my gut start. And yeah, that's that's probably one of the bigger 410 00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:44.279 things that I am struggling with trying to be an adult. Uh yeah, 411 00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:48.319 first world problems for sure, But I think that regardless, we have to 412 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.920 acknowledge the fact that I'm trying to be a better person. Okay, do 413 00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:59.400 I get points for trying? Do I get points for trying? Outfits said? 414 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:04.039 We're Dash? Okay, Uber, this is good. Uber meets whore 415 00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:08.400 Dash. Okay, any of the above. These are all great things. 416 00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:15.160 But yeah, huh, someone said, dick hub. These are great, 417 00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.480 keep him coming, these are absolute, these are great. Okay, Uber 418 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:25.599 meets whore Dash, dick Hub. I subscribed in these services. They all 419 00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:32.759 sound like prominent establishments. Okay in the meantime until I only tip if I 420 00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:41.359 like the tip who who who? Come on? Somebody listen? Uh, 421 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:45.440 these are all great establishments, but until they come to fruit fruitition, you 422 00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:49.519 can always just check out tender. All right. So now we're gonna start 423 00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:52.839 our edible portion of the show. So the edible portion is when I read 424 00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:56.680 questions that you guys send in, and I put a prompt up whenever I 425 00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:01.400 record on my show days. And if you're question or your story or your 426 00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:06.119 scenario happens to be a little longer than what fits in the prompt, you 427 00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.920 can always see in me. Or you can email inquiries at stormyp dot com 428 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:13.799 and get your stories in there. And I love to hear from you guys. 429 00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:21.119 All right, So someone said to me on the Live right good questions 430 00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:24.200 on Alive right. So the first one, would you marry someone with numerous 431 00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:30.759 wives and well off? The most important point of that statement is end well 432 00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:37.400 off right. I'm not against polygamy. I'm not against polygamory, right. 433 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:42.960 I just want to make sure everyone here has the funds to participate in what 434 00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:47.160 we're trying to do, right. I don't want no like person. A 435 00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:52.279 lot of times when we talk about pulling me, especially right, it's like, 436 00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:55.240 oh, and I can have all the wives or the bitch set up 437 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:59.480 on or we're in an open relationship, and it's like, bro, I'm 438 00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.359 just not in than any of that if you can't afford it, right, 439 00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:07.119 I'm fine with us being a family. And I'm watching some of your wife's 440 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:10.799 kids and they're walking my son to the bus stop and we have separate homes, 441 00:33:10.880 --> 00:33:14.759 or we might be in the same home. I'm fine all that as 442 00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:19.279 long as my husband can afford it. Right. If you can't afford it, 443 00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:24.680 mind your fucking business, all right, I agree mentally, physically, 444 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:30.200 financially, and emotionally. Right, that is a great point. Yeah, 445 00:33:30.319 --> 00:33:32.960 we'll always talk about polygamy, but we don't talk about people who want it 446 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.079 but don't meet the requirements. Right. If you cannot agree to or participate 447 00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:45.519 in polygamy financially, physically, mentally, or emotionally, mind your fucking business. 448 00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:49.440 This ain't for y'all. This ain't for you. You'll know you ain't 449 00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:52.880 got enough dick for more than one woman. You know your wallet ain't big 450 00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:55.240 enough for more than enough woman. You know you still don't have the emotional 451 00:33:55.279 --> 00:34:02.240 intelligence to take care of one woman, let alone multiple. Mind your business. 452 00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.000 This ain't for you, a big dol, This ain't for you. 453 00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:12.079 Like, mind your business like I don't understand that. I don't understand why 454 00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:15.039 y'are always in grown folks business. It's not for you. It's not for 455 00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:22.039 you. So the next question, have you ever dated a big guy before? 456 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.079 Y'all be thinking i'd be joking. A big guy is on my bucket 457 00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:31.000 list. I know, I know, I know y'all gonna think I'm playing 458 00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.519 right, but a big guy is really on my bucket list. Right. 459 00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:38.159 The only reason that I'm hesitant, and I said this before, the only 460 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:42.920 reason I really be hesitant is because I don't know the rules. I don't 461 00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.840 know what she supposed to do, Like, okay, don't laugh, don't 462 00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:51.280 laugh, like when we have in sex, like where I put his stomach, 463 00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:57.880 like do I move it out the way? Like? Do I put 464 00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:00.960 it on me? Like? And then like when I'm giving head, is 465 00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:05.760 sit on my forehead? Like what happens? I'm not trying to be funny, 466 00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:09.440 yo, I'm serious. I genuinely don't know what to do when I 467 00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:17.639 have sex because I'm cautious. Because I'm cautious, I want to be respectful 468 00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:22.559 of him. And then like my whole thing is like when I'm having sex 469 00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:28.920 with like regular size guys, you know I feel on them, right, 470 00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:34.280 slide my fingers like is it okay for me to like lick my finger and 471 00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:39.880 slide it in one of the increases? What's the rules? What's the rules? 472 00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:45.719 And that's why, like it's not that I wouldn't. I just don't 473 00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:50.519 know the rules, Like can I swipe decreases the fucking tip drill? Put 474 00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:53.599 my credit card out and just swipe decreases? What are the rules? And 475 00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:57.079 then like y'all know, one of my fantasies are like one of the things 476 00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.920 on my bucket list is I want to be like fucking fed, like food 477 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.320 food, though not no fruit and shit like that. No, No, 478 00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:07.159 I mean like fucking triple chocolate cake, lamb chops like food food. Right, 479 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.440 if I bring food into the bedroom, he gonna think I'm trying to 480 00:36:10.440 --> 00:36:15.960 play him, Like what's the rules? Like when I bite into my lollipop 481 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:20.440 lamb chop, can I put in his mouth afterwards? Like what are the 482 00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:28.239 rules? So that's why I don't know. That's why it's not just go 483 00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:31.159 watching nuttie Professor, cause that was old. That was old? What if 484 00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:38.960 the ha? So someone said, what about the Mile High Club? I'm 485 00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:42.599 I'm not a member of the Mile High Club. But it's not that I 486 00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:47.360 wouldn't. My problem is I've never understood what takes place when we both walk 487 00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:52.639 back to the bathroom like with and my whole thing is y'all be spicing a 488 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:58.679 mile high club like it's comfortable. Let's start here. Can we stop spicing 489 00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:04.239 sex that isn't comfortable? Number one? The Mile High club? This bathroom 490 00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:09.039 is smaller than my closet. I can't get jiggy with this ship. Yeah, 491 00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:13.559 like, what is this? What is it? And honestly, I 492 00:37:13.599 --> 00:37:16.360 can't even properly wash my hands afterwards because they don't even always have like sloping 493 00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:21.039 water. Sometimes it's hand sanitizer. I hate it right? Number two? 494 00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:29.719 Can shower sex? Boy? Shower sex is not comfortable? One more time? 495 00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:35.880 Shower sex is not comfortable. It's not Why are we acting like this 496 00:37:36.039 --> 00:37:39.280 is a fucking admirable thing? Every time I try to have shower sex, 497 00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:43.880 I look like Jane from Tarzan, just pushing my arms up against the wall 498 00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.199 and getting hit with the water. All right, that's it. I don't 499 00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:50.639 like it. I hate it. Can we stop spicing it? Shower sex 500 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:57.719 is ass It's not comfortable. It's not comfortable at all. Yes, I'm 501 00:37:57.760 --> 00:38:00.599 not even clean, I'm just ashy like and I probably didn't even not like. 502 00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:04.840 I hate it here. I hate it here. I hate it here. 503 00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.559 Those are the two things I want us to stop spicing immediately. What's 504 00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:10.119 something else that people try to make seem like old was bomb sex? But 505 00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:17.440 it's not someone's okay, my bad, y'all. I got allergies. Fuck, 506 00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:22.440 y'all, I thought this was a safe space. Excuse me, right, 507 00:38:22.800 --> 00:38:32.320 excuse me. Celestial Sulbery summarize said, install them handlebars and get them 508 00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:42.280 none slip mates, sex in the mirrors. Fire hold on, can let 509 00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:45.280 me just drink? Somebody drink real fast? Wait? Wait, wait, 510 00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:49.920 oh my god. Another thing. We have to stop spicing sex on the 511 00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.880 beach. I don't care how good of a drink this shit is. The 512 00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:59.280 act is trash. Okay, the act is trash, all right. And 513 00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:01.679 any woman who was willing to continuously have sex on the beach, you don't 514 00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:05.639 care about yourself because I don't care what you're doing. It's no way you're 515 00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:09.119 not getting sand in your vagina. It's no way. It's no way. 516 00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:13.519 When I go to the beach, I have seen in every crevice of every 517 00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.920 belonging that I break. You want me to believe that you're not getting sand 518 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:20.400 in your vagina? The tiler on the fucking saying it ain't helping that much, 519 00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:22.440 baby, it's not. Let's be real, it's not. I get 520 00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:27.559 it's a great exfoliant. It is. It's a great exfoliant, but I 521 00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.599 just I don't want to do it. Can we stop hyping sex? That 522 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:31.960 is it? Good sex? Now? On the flip side of that, 523 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.599 I want to get into some sex that's underrated? Can we do that real 524 00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:38.760 fast? I'm sorry. I know we're doing an edible portion, but I 525 00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:44.400 really just won't get this out. Sex in the mirror is top tier? 526 00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:52.960 Who who? Who? Sex in the mirror is top tier. I'm not 527 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:59.119 gonna hold y'all. I'm not gonna hold y'all. Like the thought of, 528 00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:04.400 oh sorry, yeah, I'm gonna moist this chair up for you real fast. 529 00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:08.480 I'm get it. I'm gonna get it steam cleaned for you, the 530 00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:13.760 thought of and I like, it's not just the sex though, it's for 531 00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.280 me, it's the four play too, right. I like the idea of 532 00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:20.559 like we staying in there and you're like smacking my ass in the mirror, 533 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.960 right, or you like choking me in the mirror, but I can see 534 00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:29.119 it like over my shoulder, like you know what I mean? Like sex 535 00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:32.960 in the mirror, I feel like it's underrated, underrated for sure, because 536 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:38.320 I'm like, damn bitch, you throwing that throwing that shit back? Okay, 537 00:40:38.880 --> 00:40:44.119 Okay, Like when I have sex in the mirror, it's like I 538 00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:49.280 have someone else in the room hyping me up, Damn bitch. Okay, 539 00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.000 arn't Like, Yeah, when I have sex in the mirror, it's like 540 00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:58.480 someone else is in the room hyping me up. Damn. Okay, Oh, 541 00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:01.599 let him know. You're buy my raised. Oh what's up? I 542 00:41:01.679 --> 00:41:04.920 like that. I don't know, maybe it's just name, but I like 543 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:09.000 it. I like it whatever. Whatever. Okay, y'all distracted me. 544 00:41:09.079 --> 00:41:12.880 Let me get back to these damn questions. You're looking on my nerves. 545 00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:16.400 Shout how much time we got, love, so I can figure out how 546 00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:19.639 many questions we're going to do ten minutes. Okay, great, we can 547 00:41:19.639 --> 00:41:28.440 do like two more. Ah. Okay, this is a crazy one. 548 00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:34.039 I wrot listen one down earlier. I stopped seeing your girl because she cut 549 00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:42.639 me with her rough heel during sex. Should I tell her? I just 550 00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:50.079 wanna read that question one one more time, okay, because I don't know 551 00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:54.599 if y'all caught it. This man says to me, I stopped having excuse 552 00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:58.960 me, I stopped seeing a girl because she cut me with her rough heel 553 00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:05.320 during sex. Should I tell her? I don't think you should tell her 554 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:13.719 unless she asks, what did you think? It was? No, No, 555 00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.880 her fucking crusty hill. No, just just against y'all. Was wondering. 556 00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:23.239 Her feets were at a ninety degree angle. It was sharp, okay, 557 00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:29.719 Like, I don't think you should tell her unless she asks, Hey, 558 00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:31.159 is there something I did wrong? Because some people do go to you 559 00:42:31.239 --> 00:42:34.800 for validation, like is there anything I could have done? Differently? Like 560 00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:37.760 are we cool? Like blah blah blah. Some people don't know they got 561 00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:43.440 to diabetes feet Okay, some people don't know. Some people don't know they 562 00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:47.320 are fucking two levels away from losing a pinky. They don't know. They 563 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:51.760 don't know. So I don't blame her for that, all right. You 564 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:55.480 might not know what your levels are, okay, shout out to you, 565 00:42:57.840 --> 00:43:02.599 m But you know what, I'm a clown. I'm not a clown, 566 00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:08.119 So I agree I'm a clown. Soon as she would have hit me with 567 00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:19.480 them sharp ass heels, I would have just like Peter Griffin. She'd have 568 00:43:19.480 --> 00:43:24.280 been mad at me, mad at me, big mad, big mad. 569 00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:27.599 But like when she'd be like, oh, my god, what's the way 570 00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:29.639 are you doing it? I would have told her and they're like, yo, 571 00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:35.920 your heels crusty the ship respectfully, respectfully. But I feel like if 572 00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:37.760 you are having sex with who you are supposed to be having sex with, 573 00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:42.199 you have a good report where you can tell her like damn big not decrust 574 00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:45.320 the ass feet. Like if you can't tell your girl that or the person 575 00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:50.039 you're having sex with that, maybe you shouldn't be having sex with her because 576 00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.440 we should have like this good report. I feel like that level of intimacy, 577 00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:58.119 respect you know, commoderie should be a part of having sex. And 578 00:43:58.159 --> 00:44:00.480 that's why a lot of y'all don't be a good experience when you're having sex. 579 00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:07.960 To me, to me, to me, if the boxes everybody loves 580 00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:12.760 Bam says, if the boxes fired, just take her to get that petty 581 00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:19.519 and keep it moving. But if the box ain't hitting this emoji, uh, 582 00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:21.800 if you're listening to audio, you you couldn't hear, but it was 583 00:44:21.840 --> 00:44:30.840 the grimace emoji like that. Listen, some somebody please uh fim fet PHL 584 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:37.039 says, pay for a peticure, Sir, I don't know you know what 585 00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:42.159 I mean. I don't know you don't have a mic, so we can't 586 00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:47.719 hear your Oh my god. Okay, so Set said, when y'all come 587 00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:52.079 to the live shows, don't say the same thing that everybody else says. 588 00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:58.280 I'm gonna say, speak your truth, but for the sake of the show, 589 00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:04.320 if it's possible, make sure it's not a truth that someone else has 590 00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:09.559 already spoken. To make the show a little bit more, make the show 591 00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:15.239 run a little bit more smoothly. If that is the thing. Listen, 592 00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:19.519 y'all, we got some things coming up. Uh, We're gonna make an 593 00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:22.360 announcement next week. We got something popping in October, and we got something 594 00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:25.159 popping in November. And I really want to see you guys. I really 595 00:45:25.159 --> 00:45:29.840 want to say thank you to everybody who showed up to the show last week. 596 00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:32.559 It was amazing to me. I feel like it is the best show 597 00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:37.320 that I've had thus far. Shout out to each Shout out to Laren Lionel, 598 00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:40.760 Shout out to shots Chanelle, my DJ, DJ and Stand We Trust. 599 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:44.599 Shout out to everybody who was a part of it. Naimi Lee, 600 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.000 thank you World Cafe Live for hosting us. It was a great event. 601 00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:52.079 I have no complaints and it was, and it was amazing. Shout out 602 00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.800 to my man Gerald at World Cafe Live. I hope you're listening. Gerald 603 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:59.679 gotta be about sixty two and he'd be rocking with me. Jerald, be 604 00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:01.199 right. Every time I come in the road cafe out, He's like, 605 00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:15.960 baby, I knew that was you. What mister mister Gerald, is that 606 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:22.599 nigga? Y'all? Oh my god, listen man uh like, always follow 607 00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:25.079 me on the gram at Stummy p P e A at Chocolate Chip and sent 608 00:46:25.599 --> 00:46:30.800 And if you don't remember anything else, please remember September is taking men on 609 00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:32.960 the date month and we want y'all to keep that energy. Ladies. I 610 00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:43.320 love y'all, and I see you next week. Piece savings. 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