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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the many bed stilt Corn is alive
and kicking comun over here. I'll hit

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but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying.

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This brother up breaking on the forty
yard. This brother, come on ship

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Ben. I hope I didn't kiss
off. Jesus you call that a penalty's

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number one? That was number one. It's the La clippers boot. Shut

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up. You're just taking it for
a people. I would get it pregnant.

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They just called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss

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me off? All right? Are
you in the shower now? Totally in

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the show. He's not a coach, can give me James stupid, You're

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a super idiot for get so fu
up tight over clearly when we shut y'all,

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we're coming, got it? Hi, everybody, Welcome to Punch Drunk.

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This is our famous Casper episode.
He's been begging us to do the

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goddamn draft live, and we're doing
it. Sam isn't here because he's in

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a meeting right now and then he's
going to join but he is drafting,

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but he'll join in in about a
half hour once draft starts. Now,

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we were supposed to do an auction
and seam through a fit fit. I

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don't want to. I don't want
to do it. I'm gonna just not

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be in a league. What's a
point and having a punch drink league.

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If I can punch dunk's not even
gonna be in it because you have to

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have it your way. So fine, we're doing a snake draft for Sam.

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But let me tell it wasn't even
a fit by the way. He

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was just so passive aggressive about it. He was like, are you good?

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When's the fantasy draft? And I
told him he should have told us

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because we could have rescheduled so he
could have been here instead of in his

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meeting. But I told him several
times and then he goes, are we

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doing the same kind of draft as
last year? And I was like,

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yeah, everybody really liked it.
He goes, oh, yeah, I'm

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probably just gonna do another league this
year. Now he was late, and

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then he showed up and he didn't
even know what kind of draft we were

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doing. So it was a bit
on him to just show up and think

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he can just click the next available
player. Now I had the comedy store

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within the drafts one minute comedy store
draft in uh was today as well?

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How'd I go? It was great? It was good. Now my favorite

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way to draft is everybody falls out
right, just out through the pouch kind.

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Everybody's there together. You got the
big sticker thing. You're not just

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looking at a list, and it
just automatically crosses it off for you.

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Everybody together. You have food,
you have beers, you you know,

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and you got the stick dream is
not in here. I'm gonna text curream

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really quickly, go for it.
Go for it. Then you got stickers.

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And now same hasn't been in the
Comedy store League about four years or

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so, but every year this Sam
had the same move. He never knew

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he was gonna pick. He doesn't
know shit. So he would go up

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and he would get grab all the
stickers, all the running backs, the

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five pages of running back stickers,
and he would just keep saying, where

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is my guy? I can't find
my guy, and he would look through

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all the stickers. Now that what
he's really doing is trying to find a

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name that sparks him up. That's
a guy right there. He look going

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up there with knowing his pick and
we're about the draft about to start with

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five seconds away. Who has first
pick? By the way, that Champa

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Bay of course. Okay, so
that guy's had so much luck in this

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league. I felt like he's had
the first pick every other year. Who

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did he take? He's had,
he's had the he's had the first pick

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about as often as we've done this
draft special. Who did he take?

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Let's see, I'm going be Jean
Robinson first pick? Are you really?

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I already did? It's done?
Deal done? Wow? Who did a

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Ligny stick? Hold on? I
gotta expand it here? I had you

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covering it up to wait, who's
that? Oh he took McCaffrey. Oh,

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McCaffrey. See his injuries worry me. So Sam would go up there

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and he go, who's Where's who's
my guy? Gosh? Where I can't

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find? And he would look and
there's like a three minute limit. I'm

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not shipping at five six minutes.
He's up there looking for his ship,

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and everyone starts screaming at him,
yelling at him, yelling at him.

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Then he puts down the five things
of running backs and grabs the six pages

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of receivers, and we're like,
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Where's my guy? And it's so
funny because people spend so much time

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thinking about fantasy you know, researching
rafts and magazines. Well, magazines aren't

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as much as a Do you think
he even read an article about fantasy football

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at all? Not unless it was
some sort of spinoff article to NBA,

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like, you won't believe this,
This is this is Sam's research. He

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saw an article that said, you
won't believe he just went James. He

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just went to auto pick. He
just went to auto pick. It auto

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picked, and it picked Eckler,
who I was gonna take Sam. Yeah,

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yeah, so he's actually not even
draft right. Well he joined right

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after that and then put it on
an auto pick. But that's why you

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want to do this, because auto
pick is generally gonna be the smartest thing

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to do. Well, no,
he's back off. He is on auto

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pick. Wow, yeah, okay, so he yeah, but it prevents

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you, you know, my my
one of my seventy year old so annoying,

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one of my seventy year old lesbian
mothers. And who's beer money?

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Beer Money's on autopick? Who is
that? Sorry? I'm set me her

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a fantasy team. Hey, look
at his team. I go, fuck

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you hat a fucking good good draft? By where to go? I had

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the computer just did the whole fucking
thing for me. We didn't really know

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who is Daniel Raum. Somebody's auto
picking. Yeah, he's the one guy

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that's auto picking other than the one
we know. You know why, Well,

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maybe as obligations people do I undertand
people telling us. We asked everybody.

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You know, everybody's knowing what this
draft date was for a month.

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We could have moved it. We
would have moved it. We've moved it

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a half hour to accommodate Sam,
who then had a meeting at that exact

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time. But that's where that's where
he gets you, accommodates you by being

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able to slide into the fucking auto
pick. But that's the only article he

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ever read I would imagine about fantasy. Hey, you won't believe what Lebron

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James Fantasy Football's first pick was.
These are the fucking Lebron. I gotta

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the best basketball players in the NFL
today. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. That's sad Sam gets in
the NFL that way. You won't

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believe that this wide receiver can do
a three sixty dunk. Oh shit,

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I had to take Tyreek Hill.
I've got him in all three leagues.

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I mean, I just got him
in. He was my first pick in

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the Comedy Store league. But I
like him. I like him, but

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I just don't like having the same
guy a cross three leagues because I feel

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like if he gets hurt or something, I'm sunk in every league. Well

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I had. It doesn't get easier
to root for a team six pick at

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the Commies. That's what I have
here. I look at the and it's

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a snake draft, and I look
at the thing. Who's got pick number

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five? Tianna, And I go, well, there goes Bijean Robinson.

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Sure as shit, that was her
first pick. Then she texts me,

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were you gonna take him with pick
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I was, absolutely I was.
And I saw your fucking tits right

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in front of me, and I
go, god, damn it. There

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that goes. I've been fucking sick, Johnny. I thought I had fucking

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COVID or something. Oh my girl, my girl just got it today.

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She just test deposit. We're in
Carolina. Oh wow, that's that's probably

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nothing up there. That's probably fine, that's probably still the first wave of

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COVID's worry about her her flying.
You know, we're gonna have to fly

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back when you when do you fly
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might be in the middle of it. I don't. I mean, I

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feel like you fly. You got
two seats now, you know you can

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fuck real relax, polish. I
don't want Cowboy, but I feel like,

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I mean, he's the obvious guy
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I'm taking I just don't don't love
him either. Here this is interesting.

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This is from Dove Climb and he
just tweeted this. The NFL journalist he

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says. According to ESPN, Broncos
coach Sean Payton told Russell Wilson that to

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salvage his career he needed to focus
on less. Quote Russell inc. Will

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you stop effing stop? Will you
stop kissing all the babies? Peyton said,

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you're not running for public office though. That was interesting, so he

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really got into Russell Wilson. I
bet it, I bet it helps.

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That's Russell Wilson needed to hear some
home truth. You know, I guess

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I'm on the Garrett Wilson trained again. I got this guy in a lot

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of leagues. I got a lot
of Jets this year. And it's the

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Jets because I believe they just fall
into your lap and you go, yeah,

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they have a lot of guys.
I've felt the same way about drafts,

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Like they keep coming up in drafts
and I'm like, oh, am,

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I gonna take Garrett Wilson And here
comes old to Begain. She's packing

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it back around. You know what, let's get fucking funk you with it.

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Are you gonna take Cooper Cup here? No, I'm worried injury.

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Yeah, I'm worried about him too. I have him my own league.

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I'm kind of worried. I'm gonna
go super funky. Go Patrick Mahomes right

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here. Oh, I like it. I never had. I mean,

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it's a long time until I pick
again. And this might be the first

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time in my life I've read Patrick
Mahomes. I think I had him last

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year and he kind of screwed me
out a little bit. How he had

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like sixty touchdowns. Ah No,
it was maybe two years. One of

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the years where he kind of he
missed a week or something and it really

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messed me up for the playoffs.
I can't remember. It might have been

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two years ago. All right,
she's face mart that's still same, dude.

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I think I'm gonna take cup Man
even with the injury thing. I

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mean, it's such he's a first
round pick. If he's healthy, he's

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five pick. Yeah, if he's
healthy. So I'm just gonna take the

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risk here. I got him in
another league. Sometimes you have to say

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what I played like? I played
golf today. I played like shit,

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Johnnie, Yeah, a little,
a little sick. What did you shoot

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again? What was it? Ninety
four? Those today? There's a scorecard

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I showed you was from that.
Oh oh okay, it must have been.

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I was flying. I didn't notice
until today. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, that was Monday. My
dad just played animals. But yeah,

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and a fucking crazy heat wave.
It was like ninety three, but it

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was like ninety percent humidity. It
was like playing in a fucking women convection

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of it. I mean, the
heat was just coming from down and top.

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I know exactly what you mean.
It's that feeling of like sometimes when

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it's hot and the wind blows,
it cools you off, and then sometimes

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the wind blows and it's just like
hotter somehow it was that kind of day.

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Yeah, exactly, there was.
That's like the desert heat. You

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know, the humidity can be one
thing, but then when you get the

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desert heat. We were the Vegas
heat where it's like one hundred fifteen,

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you know, and then the wimbows
and you just like burn. Yeah,

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Vegas heat is something to Are you
going to skank Fest? No, no,

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we're not. I think sam is
sure, Sammy is? I mean

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I don't think he weren't. Yeah, yeah, he's he wasn't gonna go

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and then he is. Now I
can't remember something like that. Uh okay,

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boy, I'm getting the same I'm
gonna have the same team and then

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like three different laies because I'm about
to take Stevens. And again Romandre Stevens

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has happening. It's so funny.
They just keep coming to me, these

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guys. I like him too,
Romandre Stevens. I feel like he's kind

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of slept on because he was so
good last year. Well you know,

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it's just it's just the whole.
If he wasn't New England, you know,

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it would he'd be a no brainer. Like second round guy. I

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think, gosh, the guy when
it is gone makes me nervous that New

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England picked up God, I was
Who's that is that? Brenton biddlecum Calvin?

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Really? Yeah, he took Calvin. Really, that was my next

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fucking kick. That's the first time
that's happened to me. Well, I

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don't believe in boy, this is
a real party we got going on over

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here. I can't believe Sam Auto
drafted. I mean, I could have

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had Eckler. If he hadn't,
he was gonna pick somebody else. Oh,

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I did it again, and I'm
back on the Breeze Hall. I

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got Breeze Hall, and uh,
they have so many running backs. Breeze

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Hall looked great though in those in
the on He's such a good player.

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But you've got some of those other
guys they have, maybe not Carter so

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much, but definitely definitely Cook.
Right, he's going too. Now,

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let's see Burrow Cooper are the default
top three guys in Watson, you got

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Hopkins, you could take interesting.
This draft is fine. By the time

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Sam gets here, it's gonna be
over. I think that's his total game

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plan. You took Mary Cooper.
I like that. Yeah, you know,

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I haven't really been paying attention written
It took Joe burrow By Weeks Justin

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Fields just went off the board.
That's curious. I don't know about that.

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Curious. A lot of people are
staying away from DeAndre Hopkins. What

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do you think about DeAndre Hopkins,
Johnny, I'd like to see him play

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there first, you know what I
mean. It's always like, let's see

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how it works out the team chemistry
and everything, And I mean, is

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he old finally? Guys been hurt
a lot, Yeah, you know as

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soon as those were Man, it's
over a lot. A lot of question

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marks with that motherfucker. Sam's on
a clock here. Let's see how long

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it takes for him to make a
pick. He's got twenty seconds left.

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He's got an auto pick either.
No, he's not. He came back

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somehow because you probably busted his balls
about it. Yeah, I sent him

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a text. You saw it,
Yeah, on our three. Yeah,

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but he's still going down is five
four? Did he what he does?

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He's so windocids if you got to
pick him in one second? Did he

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go? He did? He got? Oh, he was searching for Waller

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probably probably. Yeah. See my
my system wants me to take DJ Moore

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here. Oh, I like DJ
Moore I haven't got him in the league

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yet. I just don't trust the
guy throwing him the ball could take Miles

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Sanders. He's also highly rated by
my formula. Uh let's see my formula

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calculations Getty Formula Vintage Football. Uh, let me see. Damn it really

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likes DJ Moore. Huh oh,
I feel like Chicken tonight, Like Chicken

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tonight, I'm gonna take Miles Sanders
him another leage. I want him again.

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Give me Miles Sanders right now done. Another guy like is Jerry Judy.

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I don't want to do too much
table talk here, but someone's got

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to catch those balls from fucking Sean
Payton. And I don't even call in

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quarterback. I didn't even call Russell
Wilson in a quarterback of Denver. Yet

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I now call our quarterback Sean Payton
because it's updated him to straighten that fucking

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shit out there. What do you
need to know? How do you feel

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about do you think Russell Wilson has
another round in him? It's yes or

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no, we found out this year, or it's gonna be like it's either

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oh wow, he was in a
terrible situation and pits just went off the

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boardom I was just gonna he just
put him in my queue. Who took

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out pits? Probably Allegny because that's
a Charros in charge. Whoever that is

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charros in charge of our day?
And did you just watch that? You

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know you're two young charge. It
was a consyndication when I was a kid.

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But I know there was some hot
pussy on that show really well,

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Nicole, a young Nicole Eggert before
she was on Baywatch. Yeah, I

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didn't really watch baywatching you cuckoo for
cocoa puffs, but she was hot on

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Charles and Charts like I caught like
late Baywatch after Pam Anderson was already off.

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I was never end of the Baywatch
thing. I'm either, I mean,

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except for the obvious reason I would
like flip through there and see it

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sometimes wasn't on there toward the end. She was right, I think,

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So you wouldn't say you were looking
at hasshows dong, weren't you? You

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got it, buddy, you got
it? You know I was, And

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I know I'm fucking we're waiting on
Kareem to pick yet back to back picks.

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That's always fun. I kind of
like picking at the end of the

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first round. Uh, because you
get two picks right back to back.

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Those advantages to every which way.
Uh huh, totally yeah. But anyway,

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so I like the I think the
best way to draft is everybody gets

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together in person. So hard to
got drafts impossible to do. It's really

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hard to coordinate. And the older
you get in life and people that have

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kids and people have families, and
it gets really hard to do. But

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that is the best drafting experience.
The second one I think is an auction

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draft. If you have to do
it online. I think it's an auction

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draft. It's fun, it's fair, and everybody it's not just left the

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chance. You can't auto draft on
that fucking right. I'm back up again.

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DJ Moore still on the board.
I think I'm gonna take him here.

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I got him in my queue.
Let's go with DJ Moore right now.

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I think now is the time where
I gotta strike. You gotta strike

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now. You've been waiting to strike
this whole time. See that's here waiting.

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Well it is, but and especially
too long to strike. Jason,

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you should have struck in the first
round. That's that's your mistake. I'll

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give you that free advice. For
next year. Well here then here comes

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the big strike because it's is this
strike one or strike two? Or did

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you just strike out? Oh?
I just said all run because they call

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it American football. Yeah, you're
stupid, idiot, So you gotta get

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a kicker. If that's you got
one guy that touches the ball with a

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foot, you gotta get the fucking
yellow legged death. You're stupid dummy,

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young Way Coup. He just took
coup. Stupid dummy. For those of

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you who don't know football, young
Way Cou is a kicker. Kicker until

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the last two rounds. I would
say, unless you got to lock in

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your guy and you gotta strike bucking
your guy. Yeah, dude, I

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didn't want anybody else to get this
fucking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I mean I can understand why you
didn't, But Johnny won't think there

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was much risk of that. We're
in three leagues together. You're you're the

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guy that I'm in the most leagues
with this year. Three leagues together.

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Yeah, that's right. We're in
this league. We're in the Flyer League

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and they were in the Hillbelly League. Yeah. I might be in three

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leagues with my buddy Jay Rogers too. I know he's in this one.

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He's in the fly are in I'm
in fourteen leagues. No, I'm in

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four. I'm in four. I
mean you're I'm in the flyover league as

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you call it, my league,
my buddy's league at home, I mean

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your hillbilly goat fucking league, your
guys is league at home, comedy store

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and punch trunks. I'm in four. I am gonna take Justin Herbert right

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here. I tried to do four
leagues one time. Too difficult. It's

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a lot, Yeah, it's too
difficult. He Justin Herbert was a little

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slow for me last year in one
of my leagues. But I'm gonna take

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him here. Let's see it.
Let's see it. Justin's two schools of

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thought. I still need a tight
end in a flex Well, I got

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my kicker. The tight end value
though, Dude, tight ends value so

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easy to get, especially like twelve. I mean there's fucking thirty two tight

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ends. There's twelve starters in a
fantasy league you can get if you don't

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get who's like a Kelsey, which
I mean, worry about him now with

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a knaything who knows Kelsey Kittle?
You know you're looking at Frews like Andrews

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uh and then yeah, Hawkinstein or
whatever. That Waller maybe he's okay Waller

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Pitts. There's about eight and if
you don't get one of those six five

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or six? Wait wait on weight
on tight Rand, Yeah, up on

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the things guy? What's his name
in Philly? Is he still there?

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That guy's always around? Like late? What the hell's that guy's name of

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Philly? You know I'm talking about
he might No, no, no,

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no, I ain't talking about yeah, white guy, yeah, white guy.

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Yeah, always open. But you're
like, how's this fucking guy always

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so open? Uh? Oh he
must have he must not be on the

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team anymore. Where did you think
he went to Arizona? Yeah? I

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think you're right. I'm gonna get
this guy getting to her name. God,

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I gotta I'm not the same fucking
team. No, No, that's

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arts that went to Arizona. What
what's the guy's name? I was thinking

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of zach Ertz. Yeah, that's
when I was thinking. What's the other

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guy though? The guy that kind
of replaced him in Philly? Oh?

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Oh got it? Yeah Dallas guy, right, yeah, Dallas. Yeah,

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it'd be good. He's still in
Yeah, he said Taylor the ship

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with Taylor? Do you did you
even draft the guy for Indian Yeah?

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I don't go. I don't know, man, I mean where do you

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just let him, you know,
be a free agent and when he signed

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somewhere? Do you just hope you're
the first guy to get him? Yeah?

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I don't. I did change the
waiver roles a little bit this year,

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so it's easier for us to add
guys. Oh, I'm on the

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clock here, all right, he's
got four weeks, right. I was

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trying to get you talking during your
pick, Johnny, tell me your biggest

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fears in life? Nice? Try
get me the show weakness. Uh?

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Let me. I'm just gonna google
some Uh let's see, what's some Jonathan

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twenty five seconds? How much googling
can you be doing? Oh I'm fast,

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brother, I'm a fast googler,
famously pretty fast Google advice on Jonathan

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Taylor. Let's see, this is
from Bleacher Reports, So some random assle

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d M. What do we like
here? I think I'm gonna go with

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David Montgomers. I'm taking David Montgomery, the comedian from Austin. I like

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Montgomery. Oh, look who it
is? Sam Tripoli is joining us,

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and then just a big F on
the screen for some reason. What does

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that mean? F six pm meeting
host is connecting to audio. He's trying

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to draft and join the zoom at
the same time. That's what that's happening.

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That's like landing a plane, which
I'm positive I could do after watching

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so many air disasters episodes. We
like a airliner, like a proper Yeah,

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any kind of any kind of any
kind of airplane. No, you

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couldn't. I mean those little proper
planes. What we're going on? Man?

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No, those things they almost land
themselves. They almost land themselves.

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There's too many buttons. You gotta
put the flaps down, slats down.

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Jonathan Taylor, Okay, somebody just
took him any town. I couldn't land

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an airplane better than anybody else on
this show. Why am I on auto

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pick? You know why you're on
auto pick? I'm picking? Got some

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bullshit? R You auto picked your
first pick of the draft, picked your

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first pick. Shut up. We've
known what this date was for a full

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month, and somehow you are off
the first pick of the draft, and

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we changed the rules of the draft
just to get you to appear, and

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you didn't even here first pick.
I'm here. If you had done an

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option draft like we wanted, you
wouldn't have missed your first pick because it's

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auction. I am here, I
am here. You're here now, and

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you're here now. Boom boom.
No, guys, as you can see,

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my name is, says six pm
meeting host. That's my AA meeting

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I was on. Yeah, well
we knew what your six pm meeting is.

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Always at six pm, always on
Tuesday. So you could have told

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us a month ago, and every
day, every day that you could have

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told us a month I missed one
of the thick I just the first.

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Yeah, so what I like the
most important one? You like Austin or

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you're gonna take him? The Chargers
running okay? Yeah, yeah I was.

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I was looking forward to taking him. I was like, this could

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be great. What's your favorite what's
your favorite trait of Austin? Next question,

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It's just he's a He's put his
nose to the ground and grind kind

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of back to the ground. That's
an creative running style. Yeah, just

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goes to the work. Brom savorite
running backs doing coke on the field,

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just running on the down. That's
the fifty yard line man. That's not

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going to work a loan. Just
do goes to work, Bro goes to

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work. Britain is on the clock
here, Bill's Mafia, Fantasy Genius,

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Fantasy girl. That's far. I
haven't really liked my team, and I

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know it's just I have the same
team as I haven't like three my two

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other leagues. So that's gross,
dude, Why would you do that?

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I didn't do it a purpec.
Those are the guys that came up ting

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about the guild justin Kirk too.
It was also on both of my other

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teams. Imagine anyone giving a fuck. Well, that's what we're here to

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talk about, Sam is fantasy football. If you didn't care about that,

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maybe you should have bailed on this
podcast years ago, because that's what we

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talk about sports to Hey, bro, it is not to you not love

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sports, Sam, I love sports. When you even fucking no, Bro,

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how I just get the point where
I'm just like, let them pick

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for me. I don't even know
half these people. Now you get to

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that, dude, we were taught
we had the Comedy Store draft this morning

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or this afternoon, and uh Ingram
and then and Tianna and everybody was talking

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about how when you used to go
to the board and you would just have

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all the stickers and you would have
all the running back stickers. You're like,

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where's my guy? I can't where
is he where? For like three

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minutes, and then you would put
those down and you would grab the receivers

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and we're like, wait a minute, you were looking for a running back

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for the last six minutes. Yeah, now you're starting over. You're gonna

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miss me, bro, You're gonna
miss were on the picks? What's that?

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Was there a timer on the picks
in that league? Or could you?

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Yeah? Everyone's like, just try
to get your pick in and under

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fifteen minutes if you could, for
the love of Christ, and no one

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ever really did, for the love
of God. Who's in that league?

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Kindy shirt? Yeah? Uh Ingram
Toby, he's good. Matt knows,

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how is mad knows? He seems
fine. Tiana me uh Ren is easy,

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really, Hunter, Josh Martin Ren
is easy. He dealed on our

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fantasy league. The asshole. He
doesn't seem good. Why he started one?

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No, he started a league with
his boys, and he's like,

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I'm at my limited leagues, which
I bet, I mean how many leagues

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is too many? Sam? For
you, we were just talking about this

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for you, got on three three
is too many? Or three is the

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maximum? Three is the maximal.
I agree with you. Four or more

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is too many? Three is the
maximal. Johnny's on the clock. Let's

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see what he fucks up with here, Antonio Gibson, he's kind I like

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the thing. At this point.
I'm just staying here just so you guys

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stopped. Did you see did you
see you're doing the podcast so we won't

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complain. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, basically, Oh that's great

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that that makes us all feel.
That's nice of you. No, I'm

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not through the podcast. I'm staying
in the fantasy. I'm I'm picking the

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fantasy because so you guys stop fucking
you guys, don't bitch. I'm on

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all cruck because I'm just don't know
who I'm picking at correct that might actually

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draft better than auto correct. You're
auto crack boom. You just start typing

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a name and then it's like there
we go, boom. Gosh. No,

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I don't know. I know I
actually have to christ you see that

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the Redskins are or the commanders.
Forgive me h The new owners are getting

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00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,119
a lot of crap for referring to
them as the Redskins every now and then,

405
00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:08,880
like people are losing by who I
mean, you know, just by

406
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:15,960
by people nobody cares about of course. Yeah, but it's the the natives

407
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,279
like the team. Some of the
natives do, and some of the natives

408
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:26,160
don't like anything, like anything of
the Redskins. I will go just so

409
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,440
you know, redskin is not referenced
to Native Americans. It's actually referenced to

410
00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:36,319
Vikings and the red is their son. Tim Well, they say it's not

411
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:41,079
even that. They say it's an
ancient root ceremony that the Indians did,

412
00:29:41,319 --> 00:29:44,960
like with roots or something and put
it on their skin. I don't know.

413
00:29:45,519 --> 00:29:52,880
Yeah, and then they went to
war. Who goods go your your

414
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:56,200
your mind correct. It just takes
the thread from here and just connects it

415
00:29:56,319 --> 00:30:00,960
over there. That's interesting, dude. There's so much I wanted to talk

416
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,880
about, but I can't remember any
of it. Well, I know what

417
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,039
I want to talk about. What
about the excitement of the Colorado Buffalos.

418
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,519
What a what a great game that
was, dude. I love Dion.

419
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:22,599
This is the most Dion shit ever. It's it's just what he does.

420
00:30:22,359 --> 00:30:26,920
A great way to kick off college
football too, all of it. It's

421
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,319
great. Florida State back. I
think that's great. I want all the

422
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:36,319
old classics to be back, you
know, Florida Florida State back. Florida

423
00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:40,119
State looked like Florida State. Yeah, it looked like the old Charlie Ward

424
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,680
days. Gimmicky fast break offense and
the mean defense. That was a fun

425
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:48,680
game too. Florida State's gonna be
good. But I think they're gonna be

426
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:57,240
Uh. It's just crazy to me
that that Nebraska, that Clemson, these

427
00:30:57,319 --> 00:31:02,440
guys don't have quarterbacks. It's just
crazy to me. It just seems like

428
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:07,319
there's more and more great quarterbacks than
ever. It's just I don't know,

429
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,480
man, I just think like it's
just crazy out. Clemson just has fallen

430
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:18,200
off a cliff. It's just crazy
to me. Look, tell me one

431
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:30,880
team, one team that has multiple
starters in the NFL. There's only one.

432
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,880
Our team, Alabama, NC State. I think they have Russell Wilson

433
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,359
and uh yeah, but he wants
to Wisconsin. That's where he got his

434
00:31:38,799 --> 00:31:41,559
shine. Wait, I mean he
was good, he was no, he

435
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,680
was great at NC State. He
just transferred because they kind of pissed him

436
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,480
off. But who else do they
have? Brisette, Jakobe process he's starting

437
00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:56,440
rights? Is he not starting?
Man? No? Now? Is it

438
00:31:56,599 --> 00:32:06,640
so Sam how Is? They said
that for Sam Howe's what starting for beyond

439
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:12,599
one D two hundred and fifty seven
percent? One huh Because it's funny.

440
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,920
ESPN just predicted that he would be
benched in favor of Jakobe percent by week

441
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:24,079
seven, So possibly in week seven
you will see. But Alabama and Clemson

442
00:32:24,119 --> 00:32:30,279
are the two teams that come to
mind to have starter quarterbacks multiple Yeah,

443
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:32,039
I mean North Carolina next year is
gonna because it's gonna be Sam how and

444
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:37,319
Drake May next year. Yeah,
I mean that's just some crazy shit,

445
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:39,799
right. Oh, and I mean
Trubisky if he ever gets luckys might dies

446
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,759
or has a stroke or something,
you could play. So that would be

447
00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:50,559
three North Carolina guys that are possible. So if somebody dies, yeah,

448
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,799
who else are? You're right?
Yeah, it's not, there's no like.

449
00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:59,039
So the whole point that Clemson kankie
quarterbacks is nuts to me. It's

450
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,519
just nuts to me. Why wouldn't
you want to go play with that guy?

451
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:06,880
Taking gay Davis here Gay Davis.
Yeah, Gay Davis. Right,

452
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,519
that's right. Yeah, I can't
believe you're taking Gay Davis. Oh,

453
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:15,720
you can't believe that he's taking Gay
Davis. This guy, did you?

454
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,960
Girlfriend's got fucking she's pregnant, and
he's gonna make her walk home. He's

455
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,839
not even gonna let in her fly
because he's worried about that. Pretty pretty

456
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:27,519
cool. She has eights, she
has eights. I'm afraid well, blown

457
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,880
aids. How many boosters did she
get? Johnny everyone that was required by

458
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,839
her work? I can tell you
that, which was a lot. Okay,

459
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:43,039
she probably she probably, I mean
she she's probably had three shots maybe

460
00:33:43,119 --> 00:33:50,000
something like that. She kind of
realized that it was a racket. There

461
00:33:50,039 --> 00:33:57,119
are really slim pickings here at the
old auto. Dude, I have so

462
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,880
many, so badly, I have
so many running backs. I'm the opposite.

463
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,039
I'm stack at receiver, but I
got nothing here. Well, maybe

464
00:34:05,039 --> 00:34:07,400
we can make a trade. We
may have to, hear buddy, Why

465
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:13,280
don't you guys work it out?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we come

466
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:21,519
on. We went different real quick. So the World Basket, the US

467
00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:25,480
team lost, I think the Lithuania
they got lit up on like rebounds.

468
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,119
So they got no rebounders. But
my question is that I don't think why

469
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:37,679
why is Carl Anthony Towns on the
the Dominican Republic, Like why is he

470
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,400
on our team? Like I don't
understand that at all. I mean,

471
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,519
I think it's because he wasn't They
didn't want him when he was choosing who

472
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:50,559
to represent. Well, I think
that's just ridiculous. Why wouldn't you want

473
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:55,800
a guy who's got a finesse game
which fits the international game. Yeah,

474
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,840
I mean those things just all get
down to, like when the guys ready

475
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,119
to play international, but it also
has to go down to Gilbert Arenas was

476
00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:08,199
talking about this bro re surprisingly really
good at analysis. Gilbert Arenas Like,

477
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:10,000
I didn't know he was that kind
of guy, but I'd like this list.

478
00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:15,079
Well, he's so smart, like
like his show is really smart,

479
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:19,159
how let's put together, and he's
all about chaos, like he had Patrick

480
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,519
Beverly and Sean mccant's screaming at each
other. It's it's the most entertaining shit

481
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:30,000
ever. It's the most entertaining shit. But they were he was talking about

482
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:35,360
how like this team is heavy.
I think Adidas, Like a lot of

483
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:40,920
the players are Adidas huh, right, isn't that crazy? Yeah, I

484
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,719
mean it is. Adidas has made
a really hard, strong push, especially

485
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,760
at the amateur level, or you
know, like before they get to college,

486
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:53,480
to kind of get Adidas on the
illness teams. So I'm not surprised.

487
00:35:53,559 --> 00:35:59,880
But how are we feeling about DJ
Shark? He hasn't been shark,

488
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:06,639
DJ Shark. I got adam feeling
that. I'll throw that right in your

489
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:08,639
face. Is that a feeling?
Jersey you're wearing Johnny because I just he

490
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:16,519
just got the guy I wanted.
I bought you. Even Jake Delone doesn't

491
00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:21,679
still have a Jake Delone jersey.
Well, I'm a loyal I will not

492
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,239
draft that guy. You fucking dude. He was my quarterback in high school.

493
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,559
Man, I love Jake Delane.
What do you mean he was your

494
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,840
He was your guy got my team
in high school and he was a good

495
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,519
player. He was our first real
guy that like had a winning instinct.

496
00:36:35,599 --> 00:36:39,039
I think right there, you know, Carry Collins could have been that guy,

497
00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:45,079
but he was a drunk, so
too bad. Hey hey, hey,

498
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:50,440
we resemble that statement. What I
did that? I got you?

499
00:36:50,679 --> 00:36:58,199
I got you, Faddy. I
understand once I have four picks left.

500
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,760
Okay, baby, only four picks
left. Man, this thing is flying

501
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:06,360
for me. I don't know,
but you might have fight. Can I

502
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:12,480
leave? No, you can't leave. Why. I don't know anybody I'm

503
00:37:12,679 --> 00:37:15,239
drafting right now? Any of these
players drafting people? You don't know who

504
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:20,159
Kirk Cousins is or Daniel Jones.
I don't want Kirk Cousin. He could

505
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:27,000
suck a fat one. You don't
know who Darnell Except for basketball, this

506
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:31,880
is Sam in every draft. Yeah. I only do two lead two sports.

507
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,840
You don't do baseball? No,
why would I know? You got

508
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,480
fantasy I don't know. I don't
know. If you haven't, haven't if

509
00:37:39,519 --> 00:37:45,039
you got fantasy baseball and fantasy basketball. So fantasy basketball and fantasy football is

510
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:54,679
the only thing you do. Yees? Yeah yeah, Yeah. How's data

511
00:37:54,800 --> 00:38:00,840
doing? Dana's doing great? How
was your birthday? Just text her with

512
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,880
her for a little bit on her
birthday? Dude, big news. Mom

513
00:38:04,039 --> 00:38:09,320
is finally coming out. Oh your
mom's coming out. Yeah, it's a

514
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:14,480
tree. She's tren My mom came
him out like fucking thirty years ago.

515
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:19,800
So welcome to the fucking family.
Broye mom coming out. Diake it out.

516
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,880
My mom, my mom, My
mom has not been in LA for

517
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:30,440
years, and oh she's coming out
to La Los Angeles. You fucking fucks,

518
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:38,400
that's way less hotter. It's less
hot please. Yeah. So she's

519
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:44,000
come out and we're very excited because
the first time she could be able to

520
00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:52,440
hear grandkids. Because she's afraid of
everything, my mom refuses to leave the

521
00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:54,559
house. There's nothing wrong with that, being a little afraid of everything.

522
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:02,840
I said, afraid of COVID,
black people, Hispanics naturally, the hat

523
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,199
trick. I call that the hat
trick. I'm gonna take. Daniel Jones

524
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:13,639
is my backup. And if she's
afraid of COVID, Hispanics and fucking Mexican

525
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:22,320
food, you should be going the
other way. Yeah, rude, rude,

526
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:28,800
Oh my god, that that noises
me right, Fuck me, dude.

527
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,039
I feel like Oma has put some
kibis if you count, like Kyler

528
00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:37,840
Murray right and Murray Oh yeah right, Kyler Murray, Jane Hurts, Jail

529
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:45,480
and Baker Mayfield. So that's three
starters. I didn't even count Jalen Hurts

530
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:49,039
because they he was at Alabama too. Yeah, I mean, but I

531
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:52,760
think it's fair to count both that's
but either way, it's Murray and Mayfield

532
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:59,599
who's hanging on by his fingers.
So, so we're listening to so we're

533
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:05,440
listening of Fox Sports Radio because I'm
crazy like that, right, And they

534
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:12,119
were talking about the inner discussion at
the fucking Rams is we're gonna be so

535
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,559
bad this year. They're purposely tanking
it for the kid at USC and they

536
00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:24,880
are a race to the bottom with
with with the the the Arizona Cardinals.

537
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,960
Wouldn't that be great if that's going
to be ended up? And wouldn't it

538
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,280
be great if he ended up in
LA though? That would be fantastic.

539
00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:37,079
Oh, that's what they want.
That's what everybody wants, because they really

540
00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:40,719
want is they got it. It
would be even funnier for me personally if

541
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,159
they got the second pick and then
they ended up having to take Drake may

542
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:49,800
and he ended up so funny.
I would love that. I love that.

543
00:40:50,119 --> 00:40:52,159
He's the best quarterback I've ever seen
in person, for sure. Drake

544
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:57,280
may is like in college. Sorry, like and I saw Deshaun Watson in

545
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,840
college and at the time I thought
he was the best quarterback I'd ever seen

546
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:04,320
in person. Actual, Yeah that
too, that too, But I wasn't

547
00:41:04,559 --> 00:41:08,440
speaking on that, but yes,
but he's he's he's like to me.

548
00:41:08,639 --> 00:41:10,440
You know, you hear all these
weird comps for him, But to me,

549
00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:15,639
he's like Eli Manning and what I
didn't want to draft that guy?

550
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,400
What the fuck? May is like
Eli Manning and that he can put the

551
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,480
ball when he was in college anywhere
he wants to on the field, nobody's

552
00:41:23,519 --> 00:41:27,800
dead, there's no receiver this album
play. But he can run a little

553
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,320
bit. That's the big difference.
I would say, let's am I gonna

554
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,679
take my kicker here? No,
I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait to

555
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,159
take I'm just gonna be honest with
you. I didn't take that, and

556
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,360
I want to fight with everybody.
I think this is some bullshit. You're

557
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,559
gonna you didn't take what? What
do you mean you took too long?

558
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,559
Is what you're saying to put in
you. I'm sure, yeah, you're

559
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:51,880
right, Sam, I'm sure the
computer just had a weird glitch that robbed

560
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:57,440
you. Doesn't like me? Was
it was it Tim Apple? Maybe that

561
00:41:57,639 --> 00:42:02,199
robbed you of your pick? Whoa
bro wall wall wall? Not cool?

562
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,800
Why do you get three quarterbacks on
this in this league? What do you

563
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,920
mean you have three quarterbacks? No, it says like roster limits two out

564
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,039
of three. Oh no, those
are the maximum that you can get all

565
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,679
I'm right out the limit for running
backs? You got six running backs?

566
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:29,320
Bro, you're not all right buddy? Wait, I mean we have three

567
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,840
that you can start. I have
a flex. I got Miles Sanders and

568
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,440
flex, and then two starts and
I need to back up for three.

569
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:37,880
Give them to me. That's some
that's that's a little bit of bullshit.

570
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:45,480
Six five, I have six backs. It says in the bottom left dune

571
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:47,519
to dump baby farts, mump bump
a bump a bump baby. I gotta

572
00:42:47,559 --> 00:42:51,639
do it on my I gotta do
it on my phone. And it's different.

573
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,800
Oh I'm sorry, Jays. Whatever, Bro, dude, I'm gonna

574
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:01,559
go to two class. I'm going
to wrestle my nights. Yeah. Really,

575
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:06,360
still time is a class, Dude. If I get I have,

576
00:43:06,599 --> 00:43:08,599
if I get one more stripe,
I get to go to fundamentals class.

577
00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:15,079
I mean I get it to go
to use. I'm so excited where I

578
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:17,880
get choked up by young guys who've
been doing it for fucking ever. I

579
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:24,920
guess who's about to get the Jets
defense, Give me some sacks. That's

580
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:35,679
aggressive, baby whoa aggressive? So
so aggressive? So aggressive? So so

581
00:43:36,119 --> 00:43:46,039
aggressive? Baby farst bump bump,
big scare for the Chiefs on with Kelsey,

582
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:50,159
seems like he's okay. Man,
can you imagine if he if that

583
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:55,159
need keeps him out any any amount
of times? So they're having problems,

584
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,960
dude, So aren't the fucking right? I mean, dude, I do

585
00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:04,840
not see the coach of the Raiders, what's his face making it out of

586
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:08,719
this season? He seems like a
piece of shit. I saw that their

587
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:15,719
defensive end was ripping Jones. Yeah, ripping the team. I mean this

588
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,639
guy, nobody likes him. Tough
week for your teams, I know with

589
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:24,480
Urias kidding, uh going going back
in the Josh mc daniels can suck a

590
00:44:24,599 --> 00:44:34,119
fat one orders. Why this game
is nuts? This baseball game, by

591
00:44:34,119 --> 00:44:38,199
the way, this Cub's Jackets game
is insane. What's the score? It's

592
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:45,199
now seven six Cubs. Okay,
it was four to three when we started

593
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:52,000
this podcast. Cubs were losing,
then it was six four Cubs were live,

594
00:44:52,159 --> 00:44:54,679
and now it's seven six. Cubs
have won like fifteen of the last

595
00:44:54,719 --> 00:45:04,280
seventeen games. Can you fucking believe
this year? That's gone too, that's

596
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:14,000
gone. That's three run dollar right
there? Would you just say three run

597
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,679
dollar? This game's over. This
game's over, now, make that fucking

598
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,079
whenever it's sixteen in their last eighteen
Did you guys see the Instagram thing that

599
00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:27,679
he posted the guy for the Raiders
Jones? He goes, fuck it,

600
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,239
I don't want to play for the
Raiders if that's my head coach or GM.

601
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:35,679
I want Patrick Graham Ivy League,
and then he says the N word.

602
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:40,960
Uh. Can you imagine being a
which which one? Which inWORD?

603
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Yeah? Well Graham, they're you
know, they're defensive coordinator, that guy,

604
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:53,719
oh that one. But imagine being
a guy who's in the second year

605
00:45:53,880 --> 00:46:00,480
of a fifty one million dollar free
agent contract that you signed and losing your

606
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:06,320
mind on the people who are paying
you, essentially on social media. You

607
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,639
guys, watch a Yeah I haven't
started the second one yet. How so

608
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,719
good already? It makes you makes
you kind of pissed at Magic a little

609
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,840
better, makes a little bit.
Yeah, that's what That's why I just

610
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,840
thought of that, because of Jones
kind of why would it make you,

611
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,320
well, I've only gotten taps.
So we're at the part now where Magic

612
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:30,000
demands a trade if they don't fire
west Head. Okay, And it makes

613
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:34,039
him seem kind of like a child
for that a little bit. I mean,

614
00:46:34,119 --> 00:46:37,159
really, he's a modern athlete.
It's like Lebron James before. Right.

615
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,559
Yeah, he was definitely the beginning
of it. Yeah, and Kareem's

616
00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:45,360
always just seems above it, you
know, kind of smarter than everybody.

617
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,679
He realized when like when Magic gets
that lifetime contract, you know, twenty

618
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,599
five mil, twenty five years,
He's like, oh, I see what

619
00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:54,239
you did. You just gave him
what's gonna be an average salary in like

620
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,920
five years, and in ten years, it's gonna be a total rip off.

621
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,760
That's what the Braves have done.
Their whole team has signed for five

622
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:06,239
to ten years and it's already a
value. Ronald Kuon is making like mid

623
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,159
tier salary for being the best player
in baseball and he signed for another seven

624
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,679
years. Yeah there, dude,
he's he's gotta be like, what the

625
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,360
fuck? Bro? He doesn't care
that. These Latin guys don't care,

626
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,639
man, They're just they won't take. Yeah, you gotta get those guys.

627
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,639
That's why, you know, if
I was a scout of any sport,

628
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:28,079
I'm going deep in into fucking like
rainforests a fucking Peru, and shit,

629
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,719
I'm looking for people that are like, dude, I just saw you

630
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:37,480
tackle a fucking bore and take it
down with your bare hands. How would

631
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:45,199
you like fifty apples to come to
America and play in the NFL? Fifty

632
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,400
apples, he says, you,
Gosh, I would do that for anything,

633
00:47:47,559 --> 00:47:52,880
sir. Well, come on,
I mean I would just if I

634
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:55,639
was scouting, I wouldn't even be
looking at the sports. I would go

635
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:01,199
where these people are. Fucking so
fucked guy tried to slice the head off

636
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:04,559
the mascot. But other than that, he's a great ballplayer. You know,

637
00:48:04,679 --> 00:48:07,920
he just gets a little his wild
instincts come out every now and then.

638
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,199
But yeah, the guy you're fucking
catchers over there eating his shoe,

639
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:14,000
what the fuck's going and go?
Hey man, wait till you see this

640
00:48:14,079 --> 00:48:22,480
guy swinging a bat and at a
bargain basement price. Mind you you want

641
00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:29,039
some of that play in the I'm
telling you the NBA's five years away from

642
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:36,360
one hundred million dollars a year player. I'm telling you sure, sure,

643
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,599
all right, guys, I gotta
go, what are you doing? Well,

644
00:48:37,639 --> 00:48:40,920
you haven't even been here thirty minutes? What are we doing regular episodes?

645
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:45,480
Are you serious? Yeah? This
is typical Samper. I mean he

646
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:50,760
pops in during a fantasy draft to
talk fantasy football draft, talk a little

647
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:57,320
quick NBA bitch about the draft,
and then he's out. Did you see

648
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,519
this Travis Hunter kid for Colorado?
Yeah? Yeah, I watched that game.

649
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:09,440
Yeah, one hundred and ten snaps
in one hundred degree heat, an

650
00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:15,719
interception, three pass breaks, up
breakups like five tackles, and eleven catches

651
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:21,360
for one hundred and twenty yards,
and he dropped a fifty yard touchdown that

652
00:49:21,519 --> 00:49:24,119
just bounced on the ground. When
he landed on the ground, the ball

653
00:49:24,199 --> 00:49:30,599
kind of jostled. He could have
two hundred yards and a touchdown. Colorado

654
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:32,840
just seems cool. Now that's a
weird thing about because Colorado was not.

655
00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:36,840
Yeah, you were texting me during
the game. I've forgot that. We

656
00:49:37,079 --> 00:49:39,840
watched it. Dion just makes makes
all that gear and stuff. It just

657
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:45,559
looks cool. Now, you got
to say he did it even if he's

658
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:50,880
already matched their wind total last year
and everybody was saying he couldn't do it.

659
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:55,199
Everybody's saying, is no way you
can get rid of an entire football

660
00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:04,400
program. Bring in sixty five news
scholarship players only return three starters? Is

661
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,000
that number? One? Sixty five? Is that the number? Really something

662
00:50:07,079 --> 00:50:10,559
like that? Look it up?
Look it up. It's something. It's

663
00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:16,719
above fifty. But I believe it
was an NCAA record only returning three starters.

664
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,480
Well, you literally couldn't have done
it, like what five years ago.

665
00:50:21,639 --> 00:50:23,199
I mean now without the portal,
you couldn't have done it at all.

666
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:28,480
It's it's a five year fun team
has eighty six new players from all

667
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:32,400
over. That's not just scholarship players, but total, eighty six new players.

668
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:37,480
Eighty six new players. I don't
know if about scholars but eighty six

669
00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:40,599
totals. Because it's insane, that's
unheard, and it's all because of I

670
00:50:40,679 --> 00:50:46,000
mean, no other coach could have
done that in football. It's maybe maybe

671
00:50:46,039 --> 00:50:49,400
if Saban was like I don't want
to be in Alabama, I want to

672
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,199
go to Kent Stake or something,
maybe he could have I don't know.

673
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:58,239
Did you listen to his speeches?
You listen to him publicly speak, you

674
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:04,760
listen to him talk to these kids
it's a it's inspiring, Like I get

675
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,360
fucking little juice stuff. Imagine if
Don was your neighbor and he's mowing his

676
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,079
lawn. You're mowing your lawn and
you stop, you go, hey mon,

677
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,960
and how's it going, And then
he just gives you one of his

678
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:20,440
speeches and you go, fucking I'm
gonna kick today's ass. Just from talking

679
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:23,679
to my fucking neighbor with eight toes, I did text you. It kind

680
00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:28,039
of breaks my heart to see him
limping around the sidelines. So the guy

681
00:51:28,079 --> 00:51:31,239
who's the the most ballerina like NFL
player we've ever had, I mean,

682
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:35,800
just bletic, the way you've been
lightning lightning and shoes, he was.

683
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:38,239
He was just just light on his
feet. I mean, the lightest guy

684
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:42,639
on his feet and ever in NFL
history. Probably the way he would dance

685
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:49,639
and move in and out. Well, his feet are lighter now that I

686
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,239
dude almost lost his fucking They were
talking about having to take his whole fucking

687
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,840
foot. Yeah, they took like
a chunk of his calf out, and

688
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,639
then a few of his toes then
too, like an unseparate operation. Just

689
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:05,119
yep, I mean, I guess
it's blood clots. I don't know.

690
00:52:05,159 --> 00:52:08,880
I mean, black is biggest,
are more susceptible to clotting than than white

691
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:13,239
people, the non non blacks.
I don't know what the I do believe

692
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,320
that is true. I was going
to accuse you of being racist right there.

693
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:19,159
No. I read a story about
it in one of the things that's

694
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,960
right, like ESPN or something,
saying that it's kind of shining a light

695
00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:29,559
on the the black proclivity for clotting
and sickle cell as well. I think,

696
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:34,480
yeah, yeah, it's only African
American specific when I think all Africans

697
00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:37,079
maybe, but I know African American
for sure. I don't know if that's

698
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,159
no. I think you're right.
African African thing, yeah, African,

699
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,960
Cambodian, you know, African England, England or English? What do they

700
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,440
call them another place? That's black
people? In other places just black.

701
00:52:49,519 --> 00:52:53,679
I can't just call them black,
probably African Canadians. I wonder why they

702
00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:58,239
got to specify. I means you're
here, you're black. I can't just

703
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:02,800
be I don't say white American,
I don't say that Caucasian American. You

704
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,199
know what it is, I mean, you know, it really is.

705
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,880
It's that they wanted a name that
wasn't the name they were being called.

706
00:53:07,119 --> 00:53:09,920
Everybody gets one, you know,
who's got a beef in this country?

707
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:17,320
Native Americans? Yeah, I guess
that's right. I mean yeah, because

708
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,760
every every it was like, well
white, and then we had a bad

709
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:27,639
name for every other person and they
were our fault. It's our fault.

710
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,679
We've done this again, We've done
It's interesting though, because like if you

711
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,639
look at newspapers and stuff, they
still use the term black. We were

712
00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:36,880
always told never to use African American. That's not the style. The style

713
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,960
is still to say black. But
in in more, what would you say,

714
00:53:40,039 --> 00:53:46,440
like behavioral sciences circles and you know, humanity circles, they still say

715
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:52,360
African American. But I just don't
say anything. I just I don't say

716
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,880
anything anymore. Yeah, why would
you talk to him? Oh I'm sorry,

717
00:53:57,079 --> 00:53:59,400
I was confused. No, I
mean I don't. I just don't

718
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,320
even say why. I just don't. It's just there. Pointing is so

719
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,440
bad now and you can't say or
do anything. I just go on.

720
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:09,679
So if you guys, so,
let's say you're walking down the street and

721
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:15,679
describe this guy. I go new
he's a man and he had a red

722
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,679
shirt on. The guy came up
to you with a gun. He up

723
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:22,920
ahead, took your wallet. Yep, you're in the face pissed on.

724
00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:25,679
You ran off and you know you
had your mouth up and like drinking it

725
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:30,559
and you're really loving it taking it
all down yeah. Later and they're like,

726
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,400
listen, looks like you had a
real party here on the sidewalk.

727
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:37,880
Who did it? Describe? Describe
the guy? Describe the guy? I

728
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:45,559
go, first off, man,
uh, red shirt, delicious piss.

729
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,920
Hey, if you find a guy, if you want me to just knock

730
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:54,840
down like six or seven different pisses, I will remember. What would you

731
00:54:54,880 --> 00:55:01,000
say, like any any identifying features
of maybe his his body, his skin,

732
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:07,280
even I don't know about six foot
one. Okay, curly hair.

733
00:55:07,639 --> 00:55:09,400
Not quite what I asked, but
okay, the hair does come out of

734
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:15,039
the skin. That's interesting, curly
hair. Monster dick. Oh, oh,

735
00:55:15,159 --> 00:55:16,880
I got it. Okay, we're
good. We got you what I

736
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,599
mean. And I got out of
that without even having to say anything.

737
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,400
Smart smart, But but you know, if I go, oh he was

738
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,800
a black, oh, you know
you're being racist. He said he had

739
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,199
a delicious piss, so you got
to start. He just let them narrow

740
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:38,920
themselves down. You know, it's
like I put, I'll talk you into

741
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:45,079
a corner, and then I hand
you a paint brush. Sam says he's

742
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:47,360
too tired. I'm sorry. I
would love to do it another day.

743
00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:51,920
He would not love it to do
another day. We've asked him for fucking

744
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,880
five days to do a fucking podcast
and he's always said he can't. He's

745
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:59,880
doing too many. He thought about
quitting something, but he's he's doing too

746
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:05,360
and he's got like eight legitimately eight
podcasts. Well I think that he's oh,

747
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:14,719
but quit this one. Have we
everybody's quit this? We are the

748
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:20,920
only ones left. Yeah, it's
why why did you go back to Carolina?

749
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,320
Are you out there? It was
just day. We had a week

750
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,039
off, so I or you know, a few days off, and Danielle

751
00:56:25,079 --> 00:56:30,199
wanted to go back because we,
uh, we have a new dog here,

752
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:34,360
a little puppy that she wanted to
see and stuff. So and she

753
00:56:34,519 --> 00:56:37,360
got COVID, like literally the second
day we were here, she popped for

754
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:42,239
COVID. She really, she's not
too bad. It's just the cold sent

755
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,519
on a little achy. But it's
just started today. We just found out

756
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:47,440
today. So I don't know where
it goes from here? Does she feel

757
00:56:47,559 --> 00:56:51,079
did she feel good enough to suck
some dick still? Or is she?

758
00:56:51,519 --> 00:56:55,079
No? Not quite unfortunately, Yeah, you gotta get her. I've tried.

759
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,400
I've tried. Maybe I'll give it. Should I give it a crack?

760
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,519
See if I could fucking uh?
Will it reach from Indianna? Maybe?

761
00:57:01,639 --> 00:57:06,840
Maybe? I mean, just oh
yeah, speaking of that, that

762
00:57:07,199 --> 00:57:08,360
just maybe we could just all line
up. You know how they did that

763
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,719
thing? Uh? I don't know
why you went in receiver gloves. Wait,

764
00:57:13,159 --> 00:57:15,960
that's a murder glove. I was
maybe we could all remember they did

765
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,599
hands across America in the seven Yes, I participated we could all just line

766
00:57:20,679 --> 00:57:24,840
up and and and bring your your
wiener over to North Carolina, just passing

767
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,280
on like a giant sub sub sandwich. Was that not in the seventies?

768
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,079
I thought that was in like Madmen
and like the sixties or whatever. Remember

769
00:57:31,119 --> 00:57:36,239
in Madmen they talked about hands across
America. That might have been something different,

770
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,159
But now that wasn't like that was
like we are the world time.

771
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,079
That was like eighties, Oh the
eighties? Okay, did you really do

772
00:57:42,199 --> 00:57:45,199
that? So can you explain to
me? So what everybody just goes outside

773
00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:46,760
and the hold hands. What's the
deal with that? Yep? And it

774
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,000
started on one part and then it
just went all the way across. I

775
00:57:51,039 --> 00:57:57,039
don't know if they ever made it, but I do have a very famous

776
00:57:57,079 --> 00:58:01,280
and not famous, but famous in
my community because I think it was the

777
00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:05,559
community of people that were early survivors
of AIDS. Is that what this is?

778
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:12,119
That's exactly what it is. That
I was holding hands with my dog

779
00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:16,119
at the times like this big Wiener
dog is a very funny photo. He's

780
00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:19,760
a Wiener dog that's big, or
he's a dog with a big Wiener.

781
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:22,559
We got to clarify here, it's
important. M He didn't have a big

782
00:58:22,639 --> 00:58:24,960
Wiener that I remember, but he
was like a big, long, hot

783
00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:34,360
dog dog. But I do remember
that there would be very long stretches of

784
00:58:34,559 --> 00:58:39,880
like places remote places like desert or
fucking going through the woods and ship you

785
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:44,199
know where they would have they cheated
and they would have these big, long

786
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:49,599
like ropes. And that's what it
says. Here's a person. It says.

787
00:58:49,639 --> 00:58:52,760
Hands Across America was a public fundraising
event held on Sunday, May twenty

788
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:58,400
fifth, nineteen eighty six. So
okay, you tiny, little fella.

789
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:06,000
I was thirty. I was I
was months old when five to six point

790
00:59:06,079 --> 00:59:10,440
five million people held hands for fifteen
minutes in an attempt to form a continuous

791
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:15,719
human chain across the contiguous United States. The attempt to have a complete line

792
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:21,920
of people across the country failed,
although the number of participants would have been

793
00:59:22,079 --> 00:59:25,559
sufficient to succeed if they had been
spread out over the full length of the

794
00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:30,199
planned course. The various gaps in
the line between participants were filled using ribbons,

795
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:36,400
rope, or banners. Many participants
donated ten dollars each to reserve their

796
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,639
place in line. The proceeds were
donated to local charities to fight hunger and

797
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:45,159
homelessness and help those in poverty.
So who's screwed up here? It seems

798
00:59:45,159 --> 00:59:47,679
like a bunch of celebrities were involved, including Chewbacca, the Wookie, Michael

799
00:59:47,719 --> 00:59:52,719
J. Fox, David Copperfield,
Michael Jackson. Maybe David Copperfield made a

800
00:59:52,719 --> 00:59:57,480
bunch of disappear could have been.
I saw him in Vegas, by the

801
00:59:57,559 --> 01:00:00,440
way, and it was the laziest
show. I mean, he was so

802
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:05,199
clearly just going through the motions at
this point. He would you could tell

803
01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:07,320
he'd just memorize the whole thing's like
and next I'm gonna walk over here at

804
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,840
the stage and I'm gonna do this
thing and pull this out of here and

805
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:14,719
then then disappear and whammy, and
here we're gonna go to take me back

806
01:00:14,719 --> 01:00:16,719
to nineteen eight. I mean,
just flying through it as fast as he

807
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:21,280
possibly could, NonStop like that.
That's gotta be because you think, oh,

808
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,760
man, if I could get a
residency in Vegas, you live in

809
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:29,119
one place, you work every fucking
oh, it would be great, you

810
01:00:29,199 --> 01:00:32,119
know. Five and and I bet
you just want to There's a great joke

811
01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:37,360
on The Simpsons where they go to
like this amusement park and the adults at

812
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:43,480
the amusement park go to this like
adult themed thing at like fucking whatever land

813
01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:47,079
they were at Itchen Scratchy World or
whatever. Fuck. And Marge and Home

814
01:00:47,119 --> 01:00:52,719
are going in this place, this
restaurant where it's New Year's Eve every hour

815
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:57,880
on the hour, and they're dancing
and they're everyone's drinking champagne and they're dancing.

816
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:01,679
They go three, two, one, Happy New Year. Everyone's going

817
01:01:01,719 --> 01:01:06,280
Happy New Year. And the waiter
comes behind he just looks dejected, and

818
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,360
Marche goes, oh, it must
be so nice having New Year's Eve every

819
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,599
hour, every time you go to
work, and he goes, somebody killed

820
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:20,880
me. He does this guy does
fifteen shows per week, six six nights

821
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:25,199
per week. He has a show
fifteen shows a week. But once it's

822
01:01:25,239 --> 01:01:30,079
on autopilot. Oh, he is
on autopilot. Let me tell you.

823
01:01:30,679 --> 01:01:34,719
I mean he's got a Once he's
on autopilot, it reminds me of that

824
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,719
Hicks joke where he gets on stage
and he's probably working five hours a day.

825
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:42,159
Yeah, yeah, probably that's right. It reminds me of that Hicks

826
01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:44,960
show where he gets on stage.
He goes, let me plow through this

827
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:49,719
ship one more time. And that's
the exact energy that David Copperfield has when

828
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:54,280
he takes the stage and David Copperfield
Theater. My favorite story. There's a

829
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:59,360
story about him. He got mugged
one time and he did an illusion to

830
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,480
make the abert think that he didn't
have any money in his wallet when it's

831
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,400
actually carrying like thousands of dollars.
He did some kind of sleight of hand

832
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,440
thing that like flipped the wallet inside
out. I made it look like he

833
01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:13,400
didn't have any money, like cool
man. That's a real practical use for

834
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,480
magic. I mean, if you're
going to be a magician, you might

835
01:02:15,559 --> 01:02:21,239
as well use that shit on to
save the day. Did you like doing

836
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,360
Did you try magic when youre a
kid? I always like to try that.

837
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,800
I only had I had one go
to trick right, make my dick

838
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:37,519
disappear. I didn't. There were
guys who were way more into it.

839
01:02:37,079 --> 01:02:42,880
But I always have found it interesting, Like I like to watch people do

840
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:46,440
shit. I feel like everybody who
has any interesting comedy also had some kind

841
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:51,239
of or most people as some passing
at least interest in magic. There's a

842
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,880
lot of because it's set up,
it's misdirection, and it's all stand up

843
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,679
really is is hey, look over
here, and then you get them from

844
01:02:57,719 --> 01:03:00,000
the other side where they didn't see
it coming. So I think a lot

845
01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:06,719
of comics have a mind to deconstruct
things like that and I go, okay,

846
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,000
I see what you're trying to show
me here, What do you really

847
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:14,280
not? You know what I mean? You kind of what reverse engineering jokes

848
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,119
is very easy for comics to do. Like someone will set something up,

849
01:03:16,119 --> 01:03:19,880
I go, I know where this
to go, and I'll laugh at you.

850
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,000
Know. That's why I always say
this is a comedian laughing, that's

851
01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:28,039
funny, that's fucking I was fucking
it's so funny. You say that,

852
01:03:28,079 --> 01:03:30,559
because I get I get craped for
that. They That's one of the things

853
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:35,480
I say. I say all the
time on tinfoil or broken simulation. I

854
01:03:35,559 --> 01:03:38,679
say, oh, that's so funny, and they hate And I do mean

855
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:42,079
it like that, Yeah, I
do too, but I just doesn't.

856
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,079
But you really got to surprise me
to make me laugh like really hard,

857
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:46,559
or it's got to be something that's
really just like working. It's because the

858
01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:50,400
years being around you guys just kind
of like blowing my over ring, you

859
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,920
know what I mean. Yeah,
that's good, that is funny, you

860
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,920
know yeah, And it was the
best. Really, the best thing I

861
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:00,280
could say is that I'm almost jealous
of that, you know what I mean,

862
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,760
Like that's I feel like that's almost
the best thing I could say about.

863
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,320
Like I get that feeling sometimes like
oh, oh this is a comic

864
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:12,159
laughing really hard at another comic.
God damn, this's fuck good, God

865
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:16,840
damn it. Fuck. That's like
the best compliment is Fuck, that's fucking

866
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,079
funny, you know what I mean. You just be like in the bucket

867
01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:21,719
tea to the back of the store
and someone will have a fucking really and

868
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:27,960
you'll see everybody lean back like fun, Okay, fuck, that's great,

869
01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:32,000
fucking good. I'm trying to find
out why this hands across America thing failed,

870
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,440
and it's just let's see, Well, can you first of all,

871
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:42,920
imagine this That thing was put together
fifteen years before the Internet existed. Yeah,

872
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:45,519
they could have done it with the
internet probably, So you're trying to

873
01:04:45,559 --> 01:04:53,599
put together a big thing with like
newspaper and radio announcements and shit. You

874
01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:58,000
know. Yeah, in order to
allow the maximum number of people to participate,

875
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:01,559
The path linked major cities and meandered
back and forth within the cities.

876
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,679
There were sections of sections of the
line would like six to ten people deep

877
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:12,639
in the line. So I guess
ours was just people keep spread even had

878
01:05:13,119 --> 01:05:16,639
we were at this part where they
had like ribbons and ship Yeah, because

879
01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:21,000
you're you're where where where were you? Then? Right freeway running right towards

880
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:26,199
Chicago going and right out of the
city running right towards it. Okay,

881
01:05:26,239 --> 01:05:29,519
So how did you I mean,
like on the freeway, how'd you get

882
01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,239
there? Like? How did you
know where to go? Is did someone

883
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,119
like say, okay, now you
gotta go to like mile mark or three

884
01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:39,599
or whatever. Yeah, everybody would
just be like every it was just like

885
01:05:39,719 --> 01:05:43,360
whatever. So you had like it
was like a freeway, just walk to

886
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,360
an empty spot. No, there
was like a freeway that ran right through.

887
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:50,159
So you would just go to the
point where you're where you live though,

888
01:05:50,239 --> 01:05:56,440
How did you end up? Yeah, it's pretty close, probably fifteen

889
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,559
minute drive maybe to where the closest
place was where you could get into the

890
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:08,360
line. You would see pictures.
You would see pictures of h I mean,

891
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,639
it was like a to do something
to do. You know, you're

892
01:06:10,679 --> 01:06:14,159
fourteen, and every fucking junior high
school kids like, oh, I'm gonna

893
01:06:14,159 --> 01:06:16,159
go pok. You know, I
mean, everybody in the whole fucking town's

894
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:20,599
doing it. But you would still
you would see pictures in the paper of

895
01:06:20,679 --> 01:06:24,679
like yeah, like you're saying,
like across the Golden Gate Bridge there's like

896
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:27,960
one hundred and fifty thousand people.
I go, why was there one guy

897
01:06:28,119 --> 01:06:30,960
forty yards away from me holding a
string with me? And there's a fucking

898
01:06:31,079 --> 01:06:36,119
half of San Francisco's on one bridge. That's funny, you know what I

899
01:06:36,199 --> 01:06:40,440
mean, Like spread it out a
little bit. If it was just person,

900
01:06:40,559 --> 01:06:43,360
the person, the person the person. You probably could have everyone could

901
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,559
have just held hands. Oh,
Jeanie Dust and Jay Moore finally got married.

902
01:06:46,679 --> 01:06:49,360
Huh. I saw that, this
lucky prick, you know, and

903
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:56,039
I just saw her being interviewed.
They were interviewing her about she might be

904
01:06:56,159 --> 01:07:00,480
the number one mills of mills because
of the money, right, I mean,

905
01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:02,800
she looks good, but the money
is he looks good, but yeah,

906
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:09,280
the money and just to be able
to fucking ball like that, I

907
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:13,159
mean to be able to fucking be
Oh yeah, ethnically, you know,

908
01:07:14,159 --> 01:07:21,840
married into the Laker dynasty. Dude, how what does she got she's got

909
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:27,159
to be. I think she's sixty. Bro, Let's see if she's in

910
01:07:27,239 --> 01:07:30,440
the sixties, she's the hot at
sixty one. Yeah, she's hot at

911
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,559
fuck then okay, I'm gonna say
it. Yeah if she was, if

912
01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:38,679
she was if she was forty five, you're like, she looks pretty fucking

913
01:07:38,719 --> 01:07:41,480
good. She slimmed too, she's
slimmering I thought she was. Yes,

914
01:07:41,559 --> 01:07:45,199
she looks great, she looks good. Good for both of them, I

915
01:07:45,239 --> 01:07:49,119
guess. So she's what twelve years
older than me? Eleven years old than

916
01:07:49,119 --> 01:07:51,280
me? Can you miss you?
You missed your shot, brother, you

917
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:57,320
should have left La could have been
you. O God, can you imagine?

918
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,000
Oh she's sweet. She's instagram something
from Winning Time. Let me see

919
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:04,280
what that is. Well, they
didn't interview with her about it, and

920
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:09,440
she had a very honest answer about
it, and that led me down a

921
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:13,280
little rabbit hole of hers. So
then she well, all the stuff in

922
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,199
her is apparently fantasy, like she
had nothing to do with the Lakers during

923
01:08:15,279 --> 01:08:20,199
this period. Let me see.
She said that they on Winning Time,

924
01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:24,840
they had the thing that she finds
mostness down. She goes, it's very

925
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:28,880
accurate. Actually, a lot of
it is extremely accurate. A lot of

926
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,239
it is you know, gussied up
for you know, story, you know,

927
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:36,399
for her dialogue and story and that
kind of ship. This is what

928
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:42,840
she said on Winning like this is
when kind of when doctor Buss and I

929
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,760
call him Doctor Buss, when Doctor
Buss and Magic kind of team, you

930
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:49,800
know, agree to kind of cooperate, you know, in the future.

931
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:54,560
And she goes, it's clear my
thoughts on the show. To see the

932
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:59,239
real story, watch the Lakers docuseriies
coming to Hulu later this year. Meanwhile,

933
01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:01,800
someone sent me the clip and asked
if it was accurate. It is

934
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:06,479
when a star player and owner a
line winning happens. So there you go

935
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:13,279
by the way her magic magic are
producing that. But that was that was

936
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:15,640
a year ago, she said,
that is that not out yet? I

937
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:19,520
think it's I think I think it
kind of came and went because they were

938
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:26,640
just about they were trying to do
it. Catch on to the fucking uh

939
01:09:27,039 --> 01:09:30,239
what was Jordan's documentary? That just
everybody loves Winning Time, right, not

940
01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:36,199
Winning Time show me nuts. Yeah, it's it's been replaced in my mind.

941
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:41,640
Ye last dance, right, last
yep yep. So then everybody's like,

942
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,560
oh, I gotta do one of
we gotta do one of those about

943
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:45,079
the Lakers. We've got to do
one of those about Tom Brady. We

944
01:09:45,119 --> 01:09:48,119
got to do one of those about
fuck it, you know. And that's

945
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:54,199
that's what their's one was. And
it wasn't as kind of did you watch

946
01:09:54,279 --> 01:09:58,159
the Lads? I haven't seen it, but boring I thought find it boring,

947
01:09:58,279 --> 01:10:01,119
but boring really awesome, man,
a little bit, I mean compared

948
01:10:01,159 --> 01:10:04,800
to the Winning Time, which is
so fun, but oh, dude,

949
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,760
Winning Times, dude, Jerry West. I love that actor first of all

950
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:12,159
the place, and like Jeremy Clark. I think his name is and uh

951
01:10:12,920 --> 01:10:16,159
is that his name? No,
that's true. Uh. She said that

952
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:27,319
the thing that she found most nostalgic
and almost touching about Winning Times about Winning

953
01:10:27,359 --> 01:10:33,159
Time was the hair and makeup and
cotton wardrobe, I mean wardrobe. They

954
01:10:33,319 --> 01:10:40,239
got the actual real clothes that Jerry
Buss used to wear all the time.

955
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:44,000
Well, dude, he's I mean, he looks it's so, she goes,

956
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:51,720
literally, I'm watching him play my
dad while he's wearing the actual clothes.

957
01:10:53,159 --> 01:10:57,600
Did not the clothes that look like
him, his actual real clothes from

958
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:03,199
back then. Really remember that shirt. I remember that his his old stylist

959
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:05,840
is who they hooked up with,
and she had a ton of that shit.

960
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:09,600
That's great, but she goes,
I'm like, oh my god,

961
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,840
I haven't seen that shirt in fucking
thirty one years. And they're so aggressive

962
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,479
with the style of that show too. You know, it's very stylistic,

963
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:19,640
the way they cut on dialogue and
stuff. It's it's really interesting. I

964
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:24,199
like how they switched between video and
film two sometimes when they want to emphasize,

965
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:26,920
like, you know, make you
feel like you're in the moment,

966
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,039
you know, kind of I saw
kind of a making of and on the

967
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:34,479
basketball action and you know when like
Magic's coming down the core and does spin

968
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:40,159
moving quick passing on that. The
camera guys are on rollerblades and they're really

969
01:11:40,239 --> 01:11:43,239
rolling up and down the courts so
it doesn't jostle or move or anything.

970
01:11:43,359 --> 01:11:47,159
But and they don't have to use
tracks. That guy that plays Kareem too,

971
01:11:47,319 --> 01:11:49,960
is really almost seven feet he's like
six ten, six to eleven or

972
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:53,399
something. He's the guy that plays
Magic. Isn't credible, I mean,

973
01:11:54,079 --> 01:11:59,159
sounds like him, he looks like
him. He's all the guys that but

974
01:11:59,239 --> 01:12:02,039
it's hard to face that size and
that they found an actor that looks like

975
01:12:02,199 --> 01:12:08,039
Kareem even a little bit. Is
that tall and is good at acting?

976
01:12:08,319 --> 01:12:12,239
Is crazy and it's all And the
guy that plays Bird is good too.

977
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,680
Oh there. The cast is amazing. Yeah, the cast is I mean

978
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:21,359
everybody's But the real key, the
key to a game like that, to

979
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:26,319
a show like that, any sports
show, is you can't fit. You

980
01:12:26,359 --> 01:12:29,720
can't fake the sports. If you
got a guy that just clearly can't play

981
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:31,640
ball, I don't care if he
looks cut it out, I don't care

982
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:36,239
if he looks like Kareem it,
you lose it. And that's why that

983
01:12:36,399 --> 01:12:42,560
show was so good. On Friday
Night Lights, the high school football show

984
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:46,520
that, yeah, Michael B.
Jordan was on and Taylor started that show

985
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:53,800
and he did a great job with
those football clips and games that they were

986
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:59,439
fucking really playing real football, they
were really hitting, they could really throw.

987
01:13:00,119 --> 01:13:02,720
Was such a good show, fantastic
show. Actually during the pandemic,

988
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:06,960
I gave that a rewatch. Yeah, I showed it to Danielle and so

989
01:13:08,119 --> 01:13:10,359
she could rewatch it, and I
watched some of it with her when she

990
01:13:10,439 --> 01:13:14,800
was rewatching. It's fantastic, fantastic. And because it's a good it's a

991
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:19,520
good boyfriend, girlfriend or significant other. Yeah, because there's something for both

992
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,319
both halves. I think there's a
little bit of like a little nine oh

993
01:13:23,359 --> 01:13:27,399
two win O soap opera kind of
action, and then there's also good sports

994
01:13:27,439 --> 01:13:32,239
and good fucking I actually would recommend
that show. That wouldn't you've seen Friday

995
01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:34,239
and at Nights just thought what you're
doing? Yeah, go check it out.

996
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:39,359
It's the show is better than the
movie. Oh yeah, I totally

997
01:13:39,359 --> 01:13:42,479
agree. Yeah, I think the
cast for the show is better than the

998
01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:45,880
cast for the movie even and that's
I mean there's some really heavy hitters in

999
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:49,439
that movie, but everybody from that
show became a star. Oh yeah,

1000
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:53,039
yeah, Connie Britton, who is
just gorgeous. I mean, she's the

1001
01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:57,800
best. They're dogs for not to
be smoking on too. Yeah, for

1002
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:01,520
sure. That's what's weird about show
like that is that if you catch that

1003
01:14:01,640 --> 01:14:08,239
show late and you know the daughters
like in college, and she's like twenty

1004
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:11,199
two, twenty three, whatever,
you go, Dann, this fucking girls

1005
01:14:11,239 --> 01:14:13,560
hot. Did you go back and
pick it up? Yeah, I'm gonna

1006
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:16,640
start watching this series from the beginning
and she's like thirteen and you go,

1007
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:21,119
oh my gosh, I know,
I know, but you're like, well,

1008
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:27,159
no, no, no, she's
a fucking growing But you ever see

1009
01:14:27,199 --> 01:14:30,079
do you ever do that, like
see a celebrity crush. Either you're like,

1010
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:31,960
oh man, it feels good.
Girls so hot, and then you

1011
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:35,119
see like a picture of when she's
like a child or a younger person.

1012
01:14:35,199 --> 01:14:41,239
You God, for sure, I
saw you know who I saw like last

1013
01:14:41,359 --> 01:14:44,840
two years ago is the girl who
plays science as Stark, And then I

1014
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:48,119
remember thinking about how young she was
when that show started. But she saw

1015
01:14:48,199 --> 01:14:50,920
her and yeah, I saw her
walking around. Yeah, it's like getting

1016
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:55,520
out walking out of a gym or
yoga or something like that. She Oh,

1017
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,199
she's beautiful. She had she was
like all blonde now or she was

1018
01:14:58,239 --> 01:15:01,279
at the time, and like yoga
pants on a white T shirt like a

1019
01:15:01,319 --> 01:15:04,000
wife beater kind of situation. And
I was like, oh, there's sounds

1020
01:15:04,039 --> 01:15:08,119
of stark wow. And she was, you know, she started that show

1021
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:13,239
at like thirteen or something. Fourteen
you knew. I saw walking around Hollywood

1022
01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:15,920
to another one where I was like, oh, man, I'd love to

1023
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,760
give me a piece of it,
like and hot as fuck in person,

1024
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:24,399
like hotter than you would think.
Hand to god, mister f T.

1025
01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:30,640
Fuck dude. I was like,
whoa bro. You could tell he was

1026
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,800
a star, you could tell him. You got me so good, dude.

1027
01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:38,399
I really thought you were I thought
you were so serious too, And

1028
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,880
you just got me with the left
hook there. I didn't see it.

1029
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,319
I was waiting for the straight right
and you caught me with the hook.

1030
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,760
I was like, what's the dumbest
thing? I like, who would not

1031
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:48,199
who would you see it? You
would be like God, Now, I

1032
01:15:48,319 --> 01:15:51,640
absolutely do not feel like fucking as
a fifty eight year old mister T with

1033
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,640
all this Jewel. Oh he wishes. But I tell you who was hot

1034
01:15:56,319 --> 01:15:59,560
too. The hottest people I saw
in person where I was like, whoa

1035
01:16:00,319 --> 01:16:06,560
Alope Cruz Okay and movies and all
this. I doesn't really even give a

1036
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:10,319
damn. She was never like somebody
I was like, oh my gosh,

1037
01:16:10,319 --> 01:16:13,560
she's get it. Yeah. I
saw her in a coffee shop, just

1038
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:16,640
sitting there. The light just hits
her different, you know what I mean.

1039
01:16:16,760 --> 01:16:19,760
You could tell she was start.
She had a T shirt and jeans

1040
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:24,199
on. She was just having coffee
in the afternoon or something. Who else

1041
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:28,600
who couldn't stopped looking at her?
Jennifer Lefett, Oh yeah, I mean

1042
01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:32,399
that doesn't surprise me. So I
a kitchen mine is. I was in

1043
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:38,119
London visiting my family and they had
the premiere for Charlie's Angels. There was

1044
01:16:38,159 --> 01:16:41,520
a long time ago, and you
would think like that cast. You're like,

1045
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,159
oh, it's gonna be like Cameron
Diaz or something. It was Lucy

1046
01:16:44,279 --> 01:16:49,560
Lou Dude, so hot bet for
her? What really? What's your beef?

1047
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:55,439
Yeah that she's Asian? No,
No, no, she her and

1048
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,079
I just love Bill Murray and her
and Bill Murray got into it and she

1049
01:16:58,199 --> 01:17:00,600
was still am under the bus so
hard that they all did they all they

1050
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:04,920
all destroyed Bill Murray, all those
women on that. It's weird. Yeah,

1051
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:09,720
but dude, she was just gorgeous. I mean, no ship.

1052
01:17:10,279 --> 01:17:13,199
Yeah, dude, it surprised me. Yeah, I was. You would

1053
01:17:13,239 --> 01:17:15,439
think of that cast, you'd be
like, oh, it's Drew barrymore or

1054
01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:21,239
Cameron Diaz. But Lucy, I
bet Drew Barrymorey would be fun to fucking

1055
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:25,239
uh date. But I bet you
have to talk a lot. But there's

1056
01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:29,159
a lot. Did you see that
last year where she's got the show now

1057
01:17:29,199 --> 01:17:31,000
where she just I don't know if
it's still on the air, but she

1058
01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:35,840
had to talk yeah, and and
and she kind of just has like talk

1059
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:39,159
there with them kind of. I
mean they just talked to each others,

1060
01:17:39,199 --> 01:17:42,800
like her ex boyfriend had Tom Green
on there, Yeah, and just get

1061
01:17:43,199 --> 01:17:45,680
work through it with him. It
was pretty entertaining. I have to say,

1062
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:50,199
yeah, I didn't see that.
If something, I have seen episodes

1063
01:17:50,199 --> 01:17:57,399
of this shit. We got here
a coastlore let eleven to seven this games,

1064
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:00,960
Oh, another win for the cume, Johnny, You're gonna make the

1065
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:04,960
playoffs right now. They got a
three game lead in the wild Card,

1066
01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:12,279
and they're maybe three games behind Milwaukee
for the division, so they could they

1067
01:18:12,279 --> 01:18:15,640
could catch Milwaukee. They took two
out of three from I can tell you

1068
01:18:15,680 --> 01:18:19,680
who they ain't catching. Yeah,
but we might come to town and fucking

1069
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:28,680
rattle your cage. Let's see what
your undifferential is. Let's see, let's

1070
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:32,720
look at these probably pretty decent.
The Cubs run differential is plus ninety two.

1071
01:18:33,199 --> 01:18:38,079
The Braves is plus two hundred and
thirty five. Yeah, but I

1072
01:18:38,119 --> 01:18:42,439
mean, so what that's still pretty
good though. You're right, it's like

1073
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:47,119
fourth in the National League, third
in National League. But it wasn't even

1074
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:51,840
supposed to even remotely be where they
are right now. The Braves have scored

1075
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:58,000
almost two hundred runs more than the
Cubs. Yeah, but wait till we

1076
01:18:58,079 --> 01:19:01,640
come to town. I mean you, we would come to the Braves pretty

1077
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,880
quickly. Everybody would have to come
to the Atlanta Yeah, because they But

1078
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:10,760
I'm seeing if we come kicking out
of the fucking wild card race, you

1079
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:15,720
would be we would be probably first
up. It's yeah, oh no,

1080
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,119
you guys, I think we would
get the worst one, right, so

1081
01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:20,319
that wouldn't be Yeah, no,
you guys are a second wild card.

1082
01:19:20,359 --> 01:19:26,680
Okay, yeah, fun Philly.
I don't want any part of Philly though

1083
01:19:27,079 --> 01:19:30,000
after last year. It's got so
hot last year. That's the thing with

1084
01:19:30,119 --> 01:19:32,479
the baseball, man, those short
series. I don't think anybody can beat

1085
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:35,560
the Braves in a seven game series, but a five game series, anything

1086
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:41,439
can happen. Anything. It's weird
because it's not like like in basketball,

1087
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:44,239
you just don't get those kinds of
upsets. It's so rare. But in

1088
01:19:44,319 --> 01:19:45,960
baseball it can happen. Man,
you get a picture as a bad night,

1089
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:49,960
you know, it's a little food
poisoning or something. Series is over.

1090
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:55,800
The whole season comes down to that. Oh yeah, hey what about

1091
01:19:55,880 --> 01:20:00,439
fucking h Marguerite, Dville, Guy
Diet, Oh Jimmy, yeah, rest

1092
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:03,119
in peace. I was never in
I never really liked his music. He's

1093
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:06,800
very popular where I'm from down here, But you are you in that music?

1094
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,199
I just don't. It doesn't think
no, But I you know,

1095
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:15,720
it's one of those things where like
I have like really close friends that love

1096
01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:17,319
him. Yeah, me too,
Yeah, we all so you're kind of

1097
01:20:17,359 --> 01:20:20,359
like, okay, sure, sorry, sorry. It's more of a lifestyle

1098
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:23,520
thing. So it's not really about
the music, is it. It's more

1099
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:26,600
of like Noah, it's like Florida. It's very you know what it reminds

1100
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:33,479
me of is uh the Dude.
Yeah, that's totally right. What's that

1101
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:38,079
movie? Yeah, it's it's uh
oh, the Big Lebowski. Yeah.

1102
01:20:38,119 --> 01:20:43,960
Big Lebowski's kind of like I'm gonna
yeah exactly, I'm not gonna wear shoes.

1103
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,600
I'm gonna get drunk at eleven am
and you know what, fucking let

1104
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:50,920
it go, man, that's what
it reminds me of. That kind of

1105
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:57,880
a sucking person. Everybody knows a
guy like that. What are you doing

1106
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,720
for your girlfriend? And fucking maker
feel okay? Right now, she's sick,

1107
01:21:01,199 --> 01:21:04,840
she's already staying at the in laws. She probably got her sleeping in

1108
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:09,359
a stack of hay and sometimes she's
sleeping in the bed. And I'm gonna

1109
01:21:09,359 --> 01:21:15,039
sleep in a recliner here in my
old room. Mask up, go cuddle

1110
01:21:15,119 --> 01:21:17,840
that bitch, I mean, mask
up going there again. She's all about

1111
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,560
she's very ant, all about,
like because she doesn't want my mom to

1112
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:24,439
get sick. You know, my
mom's had like some clot, blood clots

1113
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:28,000
things. True. Yeah, when
my mommy gets sick, So she's afraid

1114
01:21:28,079 --> 01:21:31,920
of mask up going there. Have
her fucking brush her teeth with your dick

1115
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:36,680
and then fucking kick it. Get
the fuck out of there. It's then

1116
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:41,479
she feels close and connected to you, and then you get your fucking pull

1117
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,359
smoked. I was waiting for her
to go to sleep to try that.

1118
01:21:44,439 --> 01:21:47,439
Actually, once she falls asleep,
I'm gonna sneak in there, give her,

1119
01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:50,640
give her one. Oh man,
I just had this terrible cough.

1120
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:54,439
I'm glad it wasn't COVID. I
you know, I'm mad. I would

1121
01:21:54,479 --> 01:21:56,760
have been if it was COVID.
Oh, you might have had the fluid

1122
01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:58,920
because it's so funny. I feel
so bad for her. Two weeks ago,

1123
01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,000
she had this thing where she had
this cough, just the cough though,

1124
01:22:01,399 --> 01:22:04,000
like down in her lungs, and
that was what I got. Yeah,

1125
01:22:04,079 --> 01:22:06,640
it's a flu. It's a flu
going around apparently. How long did

1126
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:12,000
that last? I've had it for
It lasted a while a while. I've

1127
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,920
had it for the better part of
nine years. Now. Well that's that's

1128
01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,840
a little too long. I'm not
shipping you though. I've had it since

1129
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:25,119
otter day. Maybe. Yeah,
she had it for a week or more.

1130
01:22:25,199 --> 01:22:27,680
She had it for a week or
morning. It was just like deep

1131
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:30,479
like dry cough where she wasn't getting
anything out of it, you know,

1132
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:38,000
just like a yeah, And then
fucking I was finding fine. I have

1133
01:22:38,279 --> 01:22:43,479
two days I kind of found a
little bit fine, and then Sunday golfed

1134
01:22:45,319 --> 01:22:48,680
and then fucking got half fucking hammered
in the smoking pot and drinking and chain

1135
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:54,359
smoking, and it re just reset
it. I woke up Monday and feeling

1136
01:22:54,399 --> 01:22:58,239
like shit again, went too hard. Yeah, and she took like three

1137
01:22:58,399 --> 01:23:00,399
or four COVID test during that whole
thing. It wasn't COVID. I took

1138
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:05,319
one yesterday because I was playing with
the old guy old timers today, and

1139
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:11,680
last thing I want to do is
get fucking off one of them golf with

1140
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:14,920
twelve fucking eighty five year old.
You can take out your whole golf group.

1141
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:17,840
I know, dude, that's my
that's my only fucking income, right,

1142
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:23,399
there's my fucking dollars seventy five a
week. That's all I need.

1143
01:23:23,479 --> 01:23:27,520
Those guys to still have a long
time hold on fellas. And it's too

1144
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:30,720
later for them to start getting new
friends or dropping like flies, these guys.

1145
01:23:32,399 --> 01:23:38,399
But yeah, so fucking that's gotta
be what I've had. This guy

1146
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:43,760
damn call forever days. Yeah,
she had it too. It was very

1147
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:46,560
strange. Well, that must mean
I'm getting COVID next and then I'm gonna

1148
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,439
be sucking your dead. I don't. I did read about this thing called

1149
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,800
pre COVID where people get sick and
then a week like a little bit,

1150
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:57,720
and then a week later they test
negative, and then a week later they

1151
01:23:57,720 --> 01:23:59,840
test positive. But I don't think
it's like that. I don't. I

1152
01:24:00,079 --> 01:24:02,560
think that's maybe it's like your immune
you get sick, your immune systems vulnerable,

1153
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:06,119
and then you're susceptible that maybe.
I don't know, who knows.

1154
01:24:06,159 --> 01:24:10,479
I don't think they know anything about
this COVID honestly. I think they're making

1155
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,439
up a lot of it. I
mean, I just don't it's so I

1156
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,359
really think it was made in the
lab, honestly. That's starting up.

1157
01:24:18,199 --> 01:24:20,560
Yeah, and I and I think
because of that, it's just got some

1158
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:28,840
things that are we just haven't seen
in viruses before. The way it's evolving,

1159
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:33,840
I don't know anyway getting a conspiracy
land there with that, well,

1160
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:38,520
but I mean they've all practically admitted
it. Yeah, it's funny they did,

1161
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,800
and now they're trying to walk it
back a little bit though, saying

1162
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:44,399
like, oh, actually, we're
not so sure. I don't know.

1163
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,760
Did you see that weird red moon
for the past couple of nights and beautiful?

1164
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:50,119
Yeah, super cool? Yeah,
low on the sky. I guess

1165
01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:53,399
it's because it's low on the horizon. Is that what that is? And

1166
01:24:53,520 --> 01:24:58,000
it gets a lot of the atmosphere. Yeah, it's called like, there's

1167
01:24:58,119 --> 01:25:01,319
name for it. I'll think of
it like the venus or something, Venus

1168
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:06,399
zone or something. There's a term
for when it's wait, I think it's

1169
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:13,560
venus, Venus zone or something where
it's low in the atmosphere. So in

1170
01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,600
venus is that is that? That's
a That's the studio album by Colombian American

1171
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:23,319
singer Calli Ucas. It was released
in twenty twenty three, marks third Good

1172
01:25:23,359 --> 01:25:29,000
Bless You. But yeah, when
it's so it's low like that, you're

1173
01:25:29,159 --> 01:25:33,079
looking straight through it, so you're
seeing much more atmosphere to it, and

1174
01:25:33,159 --> 01:25:36,000
it makes it look gigantic. It's
almost like if you put like a glass

1175
01:25:36,079 --> 01:25:42,600
over something and you almost magnifies it
kind of. Yeah, well that's the

1176
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:45,520
thing where it makes it seem bigger, right, Yeah, yeah, and

1177
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,880
that zone it's I think it's called
the Venus something like the Venus zone,

1178
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:55,479
because Venus is always so low in
that sky, so it's when it's in

1179
01:25:55,520 --> 01:26:00,960
that kind of fucking neck of the
woods. But I forget I was I

1180
01:26:00,079 --> 01:26:03,199
sent you that. I think a
couple I sent you that that like a

1181
01:26:03,239 --> 01:26:06,960
few weeks back where they had a
I thought I saw upho but and then

1182
01:26:08,079 --> 01:26:10,239
I was like, we got a
Google like if there are any launches or

1183
01:26:10,239 --> 01:26:13,359
anything, and there was a Starlink
launch. Oh yeah, yeah, it

1184
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:15,279
looked so wild. And this guy
we were just driving down the tin and

1185
01:26:15,359 --> 01:26:18,840
I was like, what is that? And it was it looked like a

1186
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:24,760
comment, but like really low in
the atmosphere, crazy crazy looking. It

1187
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:30,039
does something to your when you see
something that you know you've never seen and

1188
01:26:30,119 --> 01:26:32,479
you don't really know what it is, and you think that it could be

1189
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:36,520
something crazy. There's a feeling inside
of you that it's hard to explain that

1190
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:41,359
you don't ever have that feeling,
I know exactly, like if you saw

1191
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:45,119
like a like imagine like the Indians
and they first saw like those clipper ships

1192
01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:50,439
coming into the fucking see and they
must have been like what the and they

1193
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:54,800
just stood there looking at this thing. Until they got hit with cannonballs.

1194
01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:59,159
They were just like, what the
look at this fucking ship? What did

1195
01:26:59,399 --> 01:27:00,960
what do you what do you see? What are you looking at right there?

1196
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,159
Do you see what I'm seeing?
Well, there's some theories that like

1197
01:27:03,399 --> 01:27:08,039
some of the or maybe it's not
even a theory. I think some of

1198
01:27:08,079 --> 01:27:15,479
them recorded like seeing these boats first
as is like snakes, like large snakes

1199
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:17,039
that were coming in because they couldn't, you know, they just had no

1200
01:27:17,319 --> 01:27:24,279
conceptualization of like, oh boat with
sales and stuff. They called them like

1201
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:28,680
say flying snakes or some crazy shit
like that. I can't but they didn't.

1202
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,560
They just had no And then the
theory part of it is that they

1203
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:38,359
thought that they might have even been
technically invisible to the Indians, like because

1204
01:27:38,399 --> 01:27:43,000
they couldn't they can't have just cut
no context for it. Yeah, which

1205
01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:45,359
I don't know about that, but
well, I said, when I was

1206
01:27:45,479 --> 01:27:48,640
in up in the mountains in Colorado, they had that fucking you know,

1207
01:27:48,760 --> 01:27:53,720
the star link, actual starlink where
it just looks like a bunch of fucking

1208
01:27:56,319 --> 01:28:00,279
that ship and it was so I
was so high in the mountains, also

1209
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:03,880
very high in the mountains, and
high in the mountains and it was like

1210
01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:06,520
fucking one in the morning, no
one else else sitting out there, and

1211
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:12,760
I was just sitting out there,
fucking sipping a tequila, fucking middle of

1212
01:28:12,840 --> 01:28:15,239
the night, nobody else, everybody
I love in the desert to du nothing

1213
01:28:15,359 --> 01:28:19,319
came zipping around, and I had
no fucking clue what it was. I

1214
01:28:19,359 --> 01:28:23,760
didn't even think about it being the
star like I thought it was. First

1215
01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:27,600
I thought it was the fucking gummies
that I thought, I'm like, and

1216
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:30,760
then I thought, I'm blinking my
eyes, like what this shit am I

1217
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,359
looking at? And it looked like
it was so low because we were so

1218
01:28:34,039 --> 01:28:39,279
shit, we were like two,
We're like fucking what. I think our

1219
01:28:39,359 --> 01:28:41,920
cabin was seven eight thousand feet,
so we were a mile and a half

1220
01:28:42,279 --> 01:28:45,760
up into the mountains, so everything
looked so slow, low, and that

1221
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:48,880
thing just came and it just looked
like a bunch of minus signs minus minus

1222
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:56,840
minus minus minus, And I thought, what the shit, it's clearly not

1223
01:28:56,960 --> 01:29:00,079
a comment. It's clearly not a
I thought it was maybe the space station

1224
01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:03,399
something. Was it when they were
first putting them out, or was it

1225
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:06,640
just them on there. It's just
them flying by, just on their orbit,

1226
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:10,520
just damn man, there's a lot
of them, right, There's a

1227
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:16,680
whole lot of them. It was
a gigantic, long chain of so cool

1228
01:29:16,760 --> 01:29:23,039
what looked like just minus science.
You know, the little kids when they

1229
01:29:23,079 --> 01:29:27,079
have that like their their paper.
The little kids ride like first graders ride

1230
01:29:27,159 --> 01:29:30,800
on and the lines real big,
and then they got those money. Yeah

1231
01:29:30,079 --> 01:29:33,439
that it looked like the sky was
like that. It was just a straight

1232
01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:38,079
line of those dashes. So cool, and you're like, what in the

1233
01:29:38,279 --> 01:29:42,840
ship is that? And then are
all who grew up in this town we

1234
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,720
were in, But he grew up
just south of this town. He knew

1235
01:29:45,800 --> 01:29:49,119
right away. He goes, oh
yeah, that's the fucking starlink or whatever.

1236
01:29:49,159 --> 01:29:53,960
The Oh shit, dude, I
didn't know. It's supposed to be

1237
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:56,439
out where it is dark, isn't
that? I love going to like Joshua

1238
01:29:56,479 --> 01:29:59,239
Tree around there playing in your town
and you can just say nothing stuff,

1239
01:29:59,279 --> 01:30:03,239
that's amazing. There's nothing. There's
literally no lights, and we had no

1240
01:30:03,359 --> 01:30:08,760
neighbors. There was no natural neighbors. Incredible, So if I just turned

1241
01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:12,720
all the lights out, it's just
see your hand in front of your face

1242
01:30:12,840 --> 01:30:14,880
right now? Oh yeah, you
trually can't. I mean it was so.

1243
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:17,000
I mean, the stars were so
bright you could practice. I bought

1244
01:30:17,039 --> 01:30:19,479
a pair of binoculars just for that, for going out in the desert and

1245
01:30:20,079 --> 01:30:24,159
looking at Jupiter. Dude, When
when you're in the dark like that,

1246
01:30:24,359 --> 01:30:29,439
it's just oh, it's a it's
a mind altering experience. And when you're

1247
01:30:29,479 --> 01:30:33,239
way out there like that, when
there's saturn pollution get going, you can

1248
01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:39,039
you can completely with your naked eye
tell the different between the planet and the

1249
01:30:39,119 --> 01:30:43,800
star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just a different it's a different.

1250
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:45,279
Yeah, I mean what it used
to be, like what the Indian

1251
01:30:45,319 --> 01:30:48,319
saw when I looked up. Really, it's it's just so hard to get

1252
01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,760
far enough out now to see that. But I a would say that there

1253
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:56,960
should be a and I'm sure other
countries, frecking there's so much better than

1254
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,680
America I have have this. What
kind of country are you talking about?

1255
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:05,319
Better? I mean small better for
this, like smaller, not like fucking

1256
01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:09,920
you know, I can't remember who
I was talking about, Hi, when

1257
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:13,279
Casper might have been right in Casper
it is Casper is a special episode.

1258
01:31:14,119 --> 01:31:17,479
He was like, my entire country
has like three million people. I go

1259
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:23,800
Los Angeles has fourteen millions. You
know what I mean this fucking four that

1260
01:31:24,159 --> 01:31:29,600
this country is so big that it's
hard to get ship done. It's hard

1261
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:32,039
to get three hundred and fifty million
people to agree on one fucking thing.

1262
01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:35,239
You think it's hard to get just
your wife to decide where to go to

1263
01:31:35,359 --> 01:31:40,600
dinner, it's three hundred and fifty
fucking million people that are all at each

1264
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:44,319
other's throats. That's the argument of
the national divorce. Yeah, what would

1265
01:31:44,359 --> 01:31:51,920
be cool would be just like a
fucking holiday where like one night from fucking

1266
01:31:54,039 --> 01:32:00,359
eleven pm to three am, no
light pollution the whole fucking country. You'd

1267
01:32:00,399 --> 01:32:04,439
never get people to do that,
of course, not absolutely, you could

1268
01:32:04,479 --> 01:32:10,399
not. I prefaced this with the
country. You know, other countries are

1269
01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:14,960
better for this ship. But that
would be cool. There are dark parks.

1270
01:32:15,640 --> 01:32:18,319
There's dark parks like yeah, there's
places out beyond Joshua Tree and like

1271
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:21,760
deeper in the desert that are that
are supposed to be some of the darkest

1272
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:26,399
places in North America that you can
go. I know, there's a map,

1273
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:28,680
like a dark map you can look
at and see where all the dark

1274
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,359
places are. It's really cool.
And there are a couple out there.

1275
01:32:30,399 --> 01:32:34,239
There's some parking lot in a National
park. It's out past Joshua Tree that

1276
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:43,760
is supposed to be like really super
dark but cool dark here like two,

1277
01:32:45,079 --> 01:32:49,359
Yeah, it's pretty dark. That's
a bull ball, Ye, bull ball

1278
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:54,640
dark motherfucker too. That motherfucker is
black as fuck. But it would be

1279
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:59,119
so cool to be in like New
York City or Chicago or Los Angeles or

1280
01:32:59,239 --> 01:33:02,600
one of these places. Is that
is just decimated with light pollution. I

1281
01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:06,560
mean, can you imagine being in
fucking downtown Chicago and the nights guy just

1282
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:13,600
looks like it did fucking three hundred
years ago instead of just so right?

1283
01:33:14,359 --> 01:33:16,479
I mean you should should I don't
know. I think it would be fucking

1284
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:20,399
badass. Did you see these uh? Did you see these people stuck at

1285
01:33:20,439 --> 01:33:25,760
Burning Man? How funny was that? I saw Chris Rock take a fucking

1286
01:33:26,039 --> 01:33:29,520
uber or a truck. Chris Rock
jumped in somebody's truck and then like for

1287
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:35,039
taking self, He's like I gave
Chris and looking up, he literally took

1288
01:33:35,119 --> 01:33:40,159
a ride from a stranger and was
in the back of his pickup truck like

1289
01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:44,960
one of your fucking hillbilly fucking cousins. So funny. I've kind of wanted

1290
01:33:45,039 --> 01:33:47,880
would you let one of your fucking
hill jack cousins or one of your fucking

1291
01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:53,039
dipshit buddies out there? Would you
let them come in here and get there

1292
01:33:53,399 --> 01:33:59,199
dick suck by your sick girlfriend or
is that not just you don't do that?

1293
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:02,560
Video shows Diplow and Chris Rock escaping
blow. It was Diplow and Chris

1294
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,920
Rock yep. I was trying to
think who it was. Oh yeah,

1295
01:34:08,159 --> 01:34:10,560
they let me hear else. Let
me see riding in the back of like

1296
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:17,199
a fucking King of the Hill,
fucking back of a fucking flatbed truck.

1297
01:34:19,079 --> 01:34:25,119
Chris rockin Knicks jacket on, and
he looks cold. Chris Rock always looked

1298
01:34:25,119 --> 01:34:28,239
at He was really bizarrely scared of
what was going to happen. He thought

1299
01:34:28,239 --> 01:34:30,920
there was going to be can and
a day later. Yeah, you know,

1300
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:32,479
I didn't know people were gonna run
on our campus steal our stuff.

1301
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,640
He had his New York Knicks check
it on it. We just just got

1302
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:39,880
up with us and started walking.
And we walked about three hours in the

1303
01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:42,000
mud, and some kid recognized me
on the road and said, hey,

1304
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,800
I'll give you a ride for the
next two miles, and we gladly took

1305
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,199
it, and then we found some
hippies in the street that had a sprinter

1306
01:34:46,279 --> 01:34:49,760
van and we said, hey,
we'll give you a thousand dollars and we'll

1307
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:53,640
thevenmo you if you take us to
the airport. And we had some beers

1308
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:55,439
and we just got in the back
of the car and we just drove for

1309
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:58,439
three hours and listened to some like
Neil Young. Somehow I made the flight

1310
01:34:58,479 --> 01:35:01,239
and I made the show. I
have no idea how, but then you

1311
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:08,239
see it had a great time.
Wow, it's funny. Yeah, but

1312
01:35:08,359 --> 01:35:11,600
mostly everyone got stuck there because of
the rain. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

1313
01:35:11,600 --> 01:35:16,920
it was muddy. Have you ever
been Bernie Man? No. I

1314
01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:21,159
would love to, but it's uh, I don't know if it's what would

1315
01:35:21,159 --> 01:35:26,880
you say, Uh? If I
feel like that's a certain type of person,

1316
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:30,079
then I'm not and it's a person
who doesn't mind getting dirty. I

1317
01:35:30,159 --> 01:35:33,560
would have to. I would have
to have the budget to get a full

1318
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:39,319
on RV with like like a shower
and a bed, you know, like

1319
01:35:39,399 --> 01:35:42,600
a big, big ass RV with
a you'd have to go glamping. You'd

1320
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,720
have to go glamp. That's the
only way I could do that. Yeah,

1321
01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:47,880
getting one in my shoes like,
I can't handle dirt in my shoes

1322
01:35:48,199 --> 01:35:51,119
at all. If my feet are
dirty and I have to put a sock

1323
01:35:51,199 --> 01:35:57,840
on, that drives me. That
gives me the Willie's hate that I would

1324
01:35:57,960 --> 01:36:00,159
you'd have to go go amping and
kind of observe it all, but you

1325
01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:04,199
don't want to get your hands dirty. Exactly. I go as an observer.

1326
01:36:04,399 --> 01:36:10,359
That's exactly. That's how I feel
about Taylor Swift concert. Yeah,

1327
01:36:11,079 --> 01:36:15,880
like it does look it looks like
a crazy experience to see that many I

1328
01:36:16,000 --> 01:36:20,159
didn't know that they were that many
thirteen year old girls in the world.

1329
01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:27,359
Let the loan in one city or
one stadium. It's it is a sight

1330
01:36:27,439 --> 01:36:31,479
to behold all these videos of the
Taylor Swift And I have never heard a

1331
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:40,840
person come back from that show and
say, all right, you know,

1332
01:36:41,039 --> 01:36:46,119
I could have done without it.
Every person is just gobsmacked by the whole

1333
01:36:46,159 --> 01:36:53,880
thing. But I just I'm at
an age finally where I don't have it

1334
01:36:54,119 --> 01:37:01,079
in me to be around a hundred
thousand screaming thirteen year olds for four hours.

1335
01:37:02,399 --> 01:37:04,760
It would be a cool thing to
see. It would be a cool

1336
01:37:05,279 --> 01:37:09,479
human thing to be in the middle
of and see all that and the production

1337
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:16,560
value looks incredible, but it would
wear on me pretty quickly, you know

1338
01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:20,520
what I mean. That's why I
think that I wouldn't waste that. Also,

1339
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:23,319
it would be I mean, if
someone gave me a ticket, I

1340
01:37:23,359 --> 01:37:26,319
would go, well, I would
never pay for that, and it's expensive,

1341
01:37:26,399 --> 01:37:28,399
and I probably would be like,
hey, you know, maybe maybe

1342
01:37:28,439 --> 01:37:30,760
we'll you know, let's go there
for the beginning, you know, and

1343
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:35,600
then maybe we'll fucking uh you know, we'll see how we'll see how long

1344
01:37:36,840 --> 01:37:41,119
how much we want to get out
of here, knowing it is a four

1345
01:37:41,159 --> 01:37:43,640
hour show, We'll see how long
this lasts. Like I would kind of

1346
01:37:43,640 --> 01:37:46,199
like to see this Aerosmith farewell toward
just because that was my first concert and

1347
01:37:46,239 --> 01:37:49,079
I kind of grew up with Aerosmith. I like them, but I have

1348
01:37:49,159 --> 01:37:53,399
the ticket. I'm not going to
spend three hundred dollars to see Aerosmith,

1349
01:37:55,399 --> 01:37:58,199
of course not. But I mean
Black Crows are opening for him to do

1350
01:37:58,319 --> 01:38:01,399
that's a good show. It's a
good ye. And that's who that was

1351
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:06,640
their first big band that took them
on the road. Oh really, that

1352
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:11,520
must be why they're they're coming out
with them. Yeah, I remember there

1353
01:38:12,920 --> 01:38:16,560
still whatever is shaking money Maker.
Is that their first album, like Crows?

1354
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:19,439
I think so? Yeah, Yeah, I think they might have one.

1355
01:38:20,399 --> 01:38:26,119
They went on tour with Aerosmith for
that album. I mean, they

1356
01:38:26,159 --> 01:38:28,840
had their own little tour, but
their first big tour was Carol Smith.

1357
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:33,279
Yeah, Shaking money Makers the first
album. Yeah, that was about nineteen

1358
01:38:33,399 --> 01:38:38,520
ninety there. What year was that? That's ninety ninety yep, So that's

1359
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:44,199
when they went because that was my
junior year of high school. Everybody went

1360
01:38:44,239 --> 01:38:49,039
to that concert that summer, Errol
Smith and Crows. That was the big

1361
01:38:49,159 --> 01:38:54,319
summer concert. I think the first
album of theirs that I had was the

1362
01:38:54,359 --> 01:39:00,119
one that came out after that.
Now you so the Harmaty Companion. I

1363
01:39:00,199 --> 01:39:03,640
think that's my favorite Curls album.
Yeah, that's probably their biggest album,

1364
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:09,880
right, Remedy on It, that's
the big one. It's one of That

1365
01:39:10,000 --> 01:39:15,119
song was so huge. Both of
those albums are pretty fucking huge. Their

1366
01:39:15,119 --> 01:39:19,399
first three albums. All right,
Johnny, I'm gonna go get out of

1367
01:39:19,399 --> 01:39:23,640
here, watch the rest of it
comes. One game's over there, you

1368
01:39:23,720 --> 01:39:29,000
go. You gotta get on this. Uh? Have you watched the what

1369
01:39:29,159 --> 01:39:31,720
We Meet? You and Jeff Dani's
were text about earlier, though, Okay,

1370
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:34,680
I watched it with her. The
Resort the Resort one. I watched

1371
01:39:34,680 --> 01:39:38,399
the first episode. The first episode
I thought was boring, but it was

1372
01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:41,439
all set up, you know,
like like the first one is a nothing.

1373
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:46,039
There's there's four episodes now and they
increasingly get better and weirder. Talking

1374
01:39:46,039 --> 01:39:53,159
about Nave, I really hate that
Southern woman that's on there with a black

1375
01:39:53,199 --> 01:39:56,039
guy, the one from Georgia.
She treats him like shit. Yeah,

1376
01:39:56,159 --> 01:39:59,359
yeah, I just don't like her. She annoys me. And it really

1377
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:03,199
is a all star cast of everybody
that I've hated from that show for the

1378
01:40:03,319 --> 01:40:08,239
most part, and they really Yeah, no neck ed guy. I just

1379
01:40:08,359 --> 01:40:13,520
want to have you noticed that she's
starting to look He's brought her down to

1380
01:40:13,640 --> 01:40:15,840
his level. She's starting to look
more like him and be shaped more like

1381
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:19,279
him. She's kind of getting this
round sort of shape to her face and

1382
01:40:19,359 --> 01:40:23,880
her body. Yeah, he's shaped
like a potato, like a mister pots

1383
01:40:24,159 --> 01:40:26,920
looking like a missus potato head.
Slowly, I don't get well, I

1384
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:30,920
don't even see. He's way out
of his league, Like he's as out

1385
01:40:30,960 --> 01:40:33,359
of his league as anybody has ever
been. And that's saying more about him.

1386
01:40:33,399 --> 01:40:38,079
I don't understand it. I'm saying
way more about him as I mean.

1387
01:40:38,199 --> 01:40:42,199
So they're all that's his therapy island
ship for all these failed relationships that

1388
01:40:42,319 --> 01:40:46,279
just wanting to drink of about feeling
and this big fat fuck edd He had

1389
01:40:46,319 --> 01:40:49,960
no knack ed. He's been pretty
famous everybody who he is. But so

1390
01:40:50,359 --> 01:40:55,760
they but they gets his this new
episode that me and Jeff are talking about,

1391
01:40:56,840 --> 01:40:59,439
they are at this fucking uh yeah, that's all you guys are texting.

1392
01:40:59,439 --> 01:41:03,079
I've been dealing with this on the
couples counseling bullshit and they're the sex

1393
01:41:03,159 --> 01:41:08,840
counsel That was this new episode I
hadn't seen yet. And how's Michael doing

1394
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:11,199
on there? She flipped on him
yet or is it? Is he still?

1395
01:41:11,239 --> 01:41:14,920
Because it seemed like what I have
seen so far, Angela has been

1396
01:41:15,039 --> 01:41:17,079
more like, oh, maybe my
relationship is not so bad. No,

1397
01:41:17,239 --> 01:41:23,359
she's unhinged. And by the way, the key to every reality show is

1398
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:28,319
Okay, whatever you gotta do,
you gotta do pumping the booze, pumping

1399
01:41:28,479 --> 01:41:33,760
the booze. And dude, they
have two really really good fights when everybody's

1400
01:41:33,760 --> 01:41:39,600
super drunk because they just let them
all be around each other and they and

1401
01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:45,000
she's behind all of them, and
she's she's so bristly, you know,

1402
01:41:45,079 --> 01:41:46,920
I mean, she's she's she bristles
that anything. I mean, she gets

1403
01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:50,000
she's prickly. That's what I meant
to say. Anything pisses her off.

1404
01:41:50,479 --> 01:41:57,920
But this new one is she gets
this fucking like it's a vibrator and it

1405
01:41:58,000 --> 01:42:03,000
kind of looks like a shape like
a would I say, like a bracelet,

1406
01:42:03,359 --> 01:42:06,560
like or like a watch. It's
she like this, but it doesn't

1407
01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:12,359
hinge. I know exactly what you're
talking about. And then so you're supposed

1408
01:42:12,359 --> 01:42:17,560
to put this thing like around your
pussy and then your partner has it if

1409
01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:21,359
you want. There's plenty of places
you could put it. And your partner

1410
01:42:21,560 --> 01:42:25,439
has an app on his mode.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I

1411
01:42:25,479 --> 01:42:29,000
know a by this thing and this
motherfucker is an Africa and he is working

1412
01:42:29,079 --> 01:42:34,439
these controls and dude, they're showing
it. It's really disturbing because she's like

1413
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:41,720
a fucking gross sixty five year old
and she she looks. This tells you

1414
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:46,560
how unattractive she is. She looks
a thousand percent better than she did in

1415
01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:51,800
the first season, and she's still
like a two garbage. She's a garbage

1416
01:42:51,840 --> 01:43:00,439
person and and she's just trash.
She's trash and she but I don't Yeah,

1417
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:06,840
you gotta see that part. But
the fucking uh, they're all together,

1418
01:43:08,000 --> 01:43:10,960
everyone's at a desk, all of
them at the same time, doing

1419
01:43:11,079 --> 01:43:15,520
a group therapy with his sex lady
and I want you guys to do this

1420
01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:21,359
morning, and that Liz girls had
that fat, fucking big head. Well

1421
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:29,199
you can't. He can't eat her
out like for long because he gets winded.

1422
01:43:30,520 --> 01:43:35,159
And everybody else on the show started
laughing when she said that he gets

1423
01:43:35,199 --> 01:43:40,079
winded every time he tries to go
down on her. She goes, well,

1424
01:43:40,119 --> 01:43:41,960
I did, I did. I
did just have a you know,

1425
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:45,279
surgery, and I'm trying to get
back in shape a few weeks ago.

1426
01:43:45,359 --> 01:43:47,720
She goes, that was many months
ago. It was weeks ago. It

1427
01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:55,640
was like five months ago. Talking
about people on that show having trouble performing,

1428
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:59,560
because that's the same with the guy
in Panama. You know, he's

1429
01:44:00,279 --> 01:44:03,000
and then that a swailer guy is
so sorry. He's the dumbest guy on

1430
01:44:03,079 --> 01:44:05,720
the planet. He's like it talks
like a baby. He talks like a

1431
01:44:05,800 --> 01:44:12,000
baby. So they go, okay, listen, this is anonymous, give

1432
01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:14,479
me the best of the bist.
Oh that's right, I forgot about that.

1433
01:44:15,079 --> 01:44:17,279
This anonymous you guys, So I'm
gonna pass around this bucket. There's

1434
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:21,960
some bunch of pens and all the
papers is the exact same size. Everybody's

1435
01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:29,039
write down any question you have about
sex or sexuality or anything. So this

1436
01:44:29,159 --> 01:44:32,279
is basically so this will be you
know, nobody will because there's like eight

1437
01:44:32,439 --> 01:44:35,840
eight people. Nobody will fucking know
who it is. So this way,

1438
01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:45,000
you guys, all counsel comes back. Okay, puts her hand in the

1439
01:44:45,039 --> 01:44:46,960
bucket. There's a bunch of questions. Okay, here's one. There's the

1440
01:44:47,039 --> 01:44:53,119
first one. It says, how
do I make dick my dick big?

1441
01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:57,840
And it's all like stupid eight year
old shit that only he would say how?

1442
01:44:58,239 --> 01:45:01,920
And how how may I make myself
last longer? And what can I

1443
01:45:02,039 --> 01:45:06,880
do so Lani will stop seeing this? Another guy, you know, he

1444
01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:13,800
he just gives it away his too. No, that last part was bullshit.

1445
01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:17,439
But the two things he asks is
how can I make my dick big?

1446
01:45:18,239 --> 01:45:25,479
And uh, how can I make
it so I last longer? I

1447
01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:29,039
mean, it's the only one that
talks like a fucking four year old and

1448
01:45:29,239 --> 01:45:31,720
literally everybody turned and looked. Everybody
turned around looked at him. They do

1449
01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:38,279
it was his ship's due. He
is fucking so stupid. He's so dumb.

1450
01:45:38,600 --> 01:45:41,880
All right, watch that ship,
guys. Thank you for what a

1451
01:45:41,960 --> 01:45:45,399
boring episode this was, and thank
you to Sam Tripoli once again making Fantasy

1452
01:45:45,439 --> 01:45:50,239
Football special guest appearance by Sam as
fun as it possibly possibly could be.

1453
01:45:50,399 --> 01:45:56,880
This was especially for you, Casper, who has sent me about four messages

1454
01:45:57,039 --> 01:46:02,520
begging me and congratulations. He banged
one of the fucking sisters again in the

1455
01:46:02,640 --> 01:46:06,720
exact same way she pops over to
He get this fuck island that he lives

1456
01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:14,760
on. He was in some fucking
Danish fuck island. Well it's happening now

1457
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:16,920
because there's only what twenty people living
in the whole country. So I and

1458
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:20,239
they gotta take a fairy here.
This is his move. They take a

1459
01:46:20,359 --> 01:46:28,119
ferry over to fuck island and then
they get fucking all schnockered with some booze

1460
01:46:28,760 --> 01:46:33,239
knock down because she gets all schnockered. I don't even think he. I

1461
01:46:33,279 --> 01:46:38,159
don't think he drinks right, maybe
he. I think she just was doing

1462
01:46:38,239 --> 01:46:41,199
the So they take the ferry.
Now, you can't take the ferry back

1463
01:46:41,199 --> 01:46:45,439
because you're too drunk and you miss
the ferry and then it's fuck a clock.

1464
01:46:46,600 --> 01:46:49,079
But they make the moves on him. I think they just have this

1465
01:46:49,199 --> 01:46:54,439
little island. They go, I
gotta get it. I'm too stressed.

1466
01:46:54,520 --> 01:46:59,119
I gotta jump on the ferry and
go. Fuck Once you made it all

1467
01:46:59,159 --> 01:47:01,319
the way there, you're like,
I mean, I came this far,

1468
01:47:02,479 --> 01:47:11,800
I'm not not do it. Get
COVID and not suck a dick. I've

1469
01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:14,079
never been in San Francisco. I
went this past week to go see the

1470
01:47:14,119 --> 01:47:16,000
Braves play, and I know you
were there. I didn't know you've never

1471
01:47:16,159 --> 01:47:18,479
been. No, I never been. Yeah. I saw wes Are playing

1472
01:47:18,520 --> 01:47:24,279
Berkeley because the reason I went,
Weezer was playing the day we left in

1473
01:47:24,600 --> 01:47:27,680
LA for this trip. They were
playing in LA and I really want to

1474
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:29,479
go that, so I went to
see them in Berkeley, and I just

1475
01:47:29,520 --> 01:47:31,119
worked out that the Braves were up
there too, and I saw them two

1476
01:47:31,159 --> 01:47:35,119
games in that park at a beautiful
park oracle. Yeah. You know what,

1477
01:47:35,239 --> 01:47:39,239
though, it's not the over there
by the by the Bay side or

1478
01:47:39,279 --> 01:47:41,800
where you are. Yeah, on
the base base. Yeah, on the

1479
01:47:41,840 --> 01:47:44,680
Bay side. Yeah. Well,
I was more like downtown area. But

1480
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:46,359
yeah, on the Bay side.
But it was when I move in your

1481
01:47:46,439 --> 01:47:50,000
seats were you in the outfield?
Oh oh no, no by the seats,

1482
01:47:50,079 --> 01:47:53,479
No, I had great seats.
Yeah, yeah, I was.

1483
01:47:54,239 --> 01:47:57,640
In fact, I was in the
first row at the end of the dugout,

1484
01:47:57,720 --> 01:48:00,800
like literally, I saw a picture
of your s. They were the

1485
01:48:00,840 --> 01:48:02,520
best seats I've ever had for our
baseball game ever, by far. The

1486
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:06,800
first night I had third row,
like on the on the I just waited

1487
01:48:06,840 --> 01:48:11,840
the last minute to buy them first
row or third row sorry, on the

1488
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:15,479
other side on the home side,
which but the second. For a Braves

1489
01:48:15,520 --> 01:48:16,560
fan, it was the best thing
you could. You could see them all

1490
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:19,640
celebrate the Homers when they came in. It was just oh, it was

1491
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:25,479
a treat. And it was all
the stuff I've heard about San Francisco,

1492
01:48:25,560 --> 01:48:28,520
I can say that I saw none
of it. None of the rivers of

1493
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,880
crap flowing in the streets. No, you know, homeless mentalists like stabbing

1494
01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:35,319
people, none of that stuff.
Oakland I did, Like my citizen was

1495
01:48:35,319 --> 01:48:39,079
blown up the whole time I was
in Oakland with like car jackings and stuff.

1496
01:48:39,439 --> 01:48:42,159
But once I got to the other
side of the Bay Bridge, it

1497
01:48:42,319 --> 01:48:46,199
was beautiful. That's all I can
say. I like San Francisco. It's

1498
01:48:46,199 --> 01:48:48,920
just so fucking expensive. Oh it
was so cool too, man, the

1499
01:48:49,239 --> 01:48:53,920
weather like because it was like ninety
when I left LA and I got there

1500
01:48:54,159 --> 01:48:57,359
sixty five degrees. I didn't know. That was the first seven year ago

1501
01:48:57,560 --> 01:48:59,720
I've never been. Yeah, no, she has. She had to work.

1502
01:49:00,279 --> 01:49:02,600
It was a baseball she didn't care
about baseball, right right, right,

1503
01:49:03,079 --> 01:49:06,159
Yeah, San Francisco is great.
That punched on me and Sam.

1504
01:49:06,920 --> 01:49:12,159
I will say Berkeley though, like
us letting cal Berkeley in the ACC is

1505
01:49:12,319 --> 01:49:16,000
ridiculous. That football stadium is a
dump. They should That's not an ACC

1506
01:49:16,119 --> 01:49:20,279
football stadium. It's a it's just
a flat. And I heard three different

1507
01:49:20,319 --> 01:49:24,800
groups of guys saying, like,
boy, I hope the ACC lets us

1508
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:30,000
in and any I mean it was
it's good getting rid of the NC Double

1509
01:49:30,039 --> 01:49:34,119
A and we have like maybe regional
one mega conference with three regions. I

1510
01:49:34,159 --> 01:49:39,399
think it's what we're headed for.
Possibly probably they're they're there are high school

1511
01:49:39,439 --> 01:49:45,159
football stadiums in Texas that are nicer
than that state. Oh yeah, yeah,

1512
01:49:45,279 --> 01:49:47,920
I mean it's it just looks like
it has some charm because it's it's

1513
01:49:47,960 --> 01:49:51,600
clearly from a different era. You
know, it's all like kind of crumbling

1514
01:49:51,720 --> 01:49:57,720
stone like facade, but no,
it's it's a dump. Yeah anyway,

1515
01:49:59,239 --> 01:50:02,159
all right brother, all right,
guys, thanks for listening. Everybody.

1516
01:50:02,239 --> 01:50:08,520
Good luck in your fantasy football?
Uh? Ever's this? You finished second

1517
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:13,039
behind me? Bo? Well?
I uh, that's what your girlfriend says.

1518
01:50:14,439 --> 01:50:18,680
I love you guys. Suck it, Johnny sock Hi? Why what

1519
01:50:18,800 --> 01:50:32,000
did they say? Every Girl's my
girlfriend, Every girl's my girlfriend? Every

1520
01:50:32,199 --> 01:50:36,800
good? It disturbed me. How
much Sam love this song? Yeah?

1521
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:48,600
It was like, yeah special needs? What do I say? Doby Stock

1522
01:50:49,439 --> 01:51:00,279
leather Brock, you are kids.
We're supporting now if you are. If

1523
01:51:00,319 --> 01:51:08,520
you're a drunk puncher, wow,
buy if you want to find this uh

1524
01:51:08,920 --> 01:51:14,119
and buy it to keep with me
high. Let's get busy. As the

1525
01:51:14,199 --> 01:51:21,760
name of the album, Girls My
Girlfriend, every Girl's My girl, just

1526
01:51:21,880 --> 01:51:27,159
gonna I'm gonna make I'm gonna put
this a vote. Should this be the

1527
01:51:27,239 --> 01:51:29,279
new punch drunk? Uh? Themes