This is the downbeat. I'm ninety seven one, the freak with the buzz
too, like that. You know the Rangers won in Arizona is going to
be quick. MAVs last playoff series win was against the Suns in Arizona.
Cowboys last Super Bowl win super Bowl thirty in Arizona, Jesus the sight of
many massacres, Kevin. Some people believe there is no Arizona. That's really
really true. Some people will believe that. They believe a lot of things
though that you might find yourself to agree with or did not agree with.
How's everybody's fuel tanks? Okay about fool half full? Kevio. We have
take a shot on the Rangers championship commissioner wheel victory or defeat and Katie land
On at once, but he's done four shots hit me off again. Then
now of SoCoRo tequila, I mean it's quite good. It is good.
It's not good when you mixed with a mister goodbar. I learned and all
mister Goodbar is is a Hershey bar with some peanuts, and you know it's
Spanish peanuts too. Does that mean with the little red shell? Is it?
I like a nice mister Goodbar. Yeah, it's fine. They have
the peanut in there, so good. Now I have the mister good bar.
It's great, a Hrshey's bar with peanuts essentially, right, Yes,
that's all. That's all. Anything else right that have recycled mister Goodbar's in
there. No, it's not a cat. Okay, just making sure you
know. I did yesterday when I was trying to kill two or three hours
before the game started, I went to my bathroom yuck, and I did
the I did the ten year purge of my like on my cabinets, everything.
I took everything out, cleaned it all throughout, so much stuff that
was expired. I think two thousand and nine was the oldest expiration date.
I saw, well, what do you have in there? That is a
shelf flight? Okay? Medication, yeah, pills, medication. I needed
to kill. So that killed like an hour and a half. And you
know what, I am like happy every time I walk into my bathroom.
Now I opened the cabinan. It's just later that night and then this morning,
and it's a good adult feeling. Yes, when you do stuff like
that, I have to do it in my closet. I have to do
it in my kitchen, the junk drawers and all that crap. But I
did it in my bathroom, and I feel pretty damn good about it.
I'm excited to go home and look at my bathroom. It's the best way
to tackle those projects. Just be one small one that takes about an hour
and a half at a time. The only problem is by the time you
get them all done, then the one you did the first is need of
attention again. So it's like it's like spring cleaning whack a mole. Why
do I feel like, since we've been guzzling champagne since six am, we're
all going to go home and look at our bathroom for a little bit.
It's like that's a part of the equation today, doesn't it. But those
cabinets were packed full yesterday, chock full, and now there's almost nothing in
them. It's incredible. They're almost both just empty. Do you feel like
you want to restock on some things to make it look like you're important with
a nice, full medicine cabinet. No, I don't need to feel important.
I'm happy I did something good for myself. When the Rangers of Texas
did something good for all of us, they in the World Series just yesterday,
twenty twenty three World Series champion Texas Rangers. I have I'm told im,
I have one caller. Okay, I also have one talk bag that
is very good. I don't know how much money our buddy Derek got because
we had a company, Mattress Mac. We had a couple of textures.
They just sent twenty bucks. Just sent eleven dollars for the cause, just
sent it. Pays to Listensay, listen, you could get lucky and it
could be your day. It wouldn't range your money. Yeah, maybe we'll
do some maths money going forward. Yeah, what do you have a caller?
Yea, let's do the caller first and talking about Yeah it's a she
right, not that it matters. Is this Derek's wife? No? Who's
this? My name is Cassandra and I had texted in earlier about why I
thought the Rangers won. Okay, tell us Well, in August, my
dad had fallen ill and my sister called and I went out to California to
be with him at his bedside. And the last I got out there on
August fifteenth, and that was the last night the Rangers won a game before
they started tanking for a while, and so I told my dad how good
they were doing, and then they weren't. And then when they made it
to the playoffs, I just thought, you know, if they win,
they did it for my dad. Ah and he I mean he did he
succumb to his illness. Yeah, yeah, he did. He gave the
sight of his life until he couldn't. Well, I'm sorry, that's awful
to hear that part, but you're not alone in that. We have multiple
texts. One of them was really nice about someone who actually brought some of
their dads ashes to the watch party yesterday. And man, I think it's
baseball. I mean, all sports have a little bit of it, but
there ain't nothing like baseball and dads and grandfathers and grandma whatever that kind of
has that nostalgic vibe to it. So that's really sweet to hear. And
you know what, I'm with you. I will credit your old man and
your relationship to fueling the Rangers to victory. Absolutely well, said Mikey.
Tell you what, do you have a venmo? Kevin Turner will send you
some money. I do, of course she does. Come on, Kevin,
for this sweet young lady, A worm she lost her father. The
least you could do. See this beautiful woman seventy one dollars, send her
seventy one dollar. Is her father's life not worth seventy one dollars? No,
it's it's worth it to me. All right. What's your Venmo,
young lady? I believe it's sure shot Vinos Berys. Okay, does it
go by email? No? You have a ven user at something as your
Venmo user name sake some aretimes? Good? I believe it would be m
z C A S S what m z m z c A S S m
Z Are you sure? I don't really do Venmo that often, but hey,
let me know what's in my app? Good job make good money because
I don't worry about it if you make She's like, I'm a surgeon,
not quiet. I could use seventy one bucks for gas any day. I'm
a venture capitalist. But yeah, shoot me that seventy one caveo. Yes,
do you take Italian lira as lira? Like one hundred thousand? One
hundred thousand? Explained to me what that is? What not? Now?
No? They do? What was mc C A S T A S S
C or t C like Cassandra Cassandra okay, m z y ss MS.
All right, keep your eye on your phone. You're about to have seventy
one dollars directly directly sent from Kevin f What f Nell did? What are
you doing? I'm giving him money, Danny something no one else has had
the balls to do today, I saying, Bob Seeger. Yeah, I
had a mister goodbar and did a shot of sequorrel. We're all doing our
part. I think we're all even, doesn't it all? Seventy dollars?
Ranger money to year, Cassandranger money, Kevin way to go, Kevin's going
to be in the doghouse. Hey, it's own. Thanks for listening.
Congrat's on the Ranger Wines. That's a very sweet tie in with your old
man for real. Yeah, thank you, thank you so much. You're
welcome. Thanks for hanging with us. Who else wants Kevin's money? Two
one four seven, eight seven one nine seven one. We're only gonna do
five more winners this hour. I'm gonna have to shadow and after we get
off work every day I beg for money at the corner of Lemon. Lemon,
that's funny, No, Lemon, you're a good here's a talk back
that that got me. That got me going a little bit. Hey boys,
loving the show this morning. The vibe is awesome. Wanted to share
some the video heard last night, and if you've already heard it, you
can tell me to shut up. But the Rays, Orioles, Astros,
and Diamondbacks all put together spells road and who's undefeated on the freaking road during
the playoffs in the World Series Your World Series, Texas Rangers. Love that
heard that Rays are, Orioles, Astros, Diamondbacks Road. All right,
I don't get it. Oh Rays, Orioles, Astros, Diamondbacks, Uh
huh, spell road are, but actually they spell Rais Orioles ass just coming
backs. Yeah, the one that's like we all know when you're like,
you know, I'm not gonna has eleven letters. And that's why nine to
eleven And that's what I think the MAVs need to do to be serious contenders
this year. Yeah, that's it's Kevin's wallet and that's why I think the
Cowboys offense is really staffed out of it. You guys, Ben Skinner here,
you guys want some money, and that's why I think we should really
talk about this abortion thing. Okay, you guys aren't here a minute too
soon. We need to get certain somebody off the off the air. We
did get me off the air fifteen years ago. I've been needing to be
off the air for a long ass time. It's not for lack of people
trying. Kevin, Yeah, you don't have to sell me. One time,
our program Grector texted us during the show and said get him off.
One time he texted me on a Saturday morning and said, you're swearing your
words. Are you drunk? And I said, no, I have a
very very terminal disease. You don't have to use the word very extra dead.
He responded with, could you talk about the Redskins name change more?
I said, right after we get to this Pete Rose situation, and I
would say rest in peace to Bobby Knight. Feels like he's kind of a
jerk. Yeah, he was definitely a jerk. But you know, well,
if people die, you're just supposed to, like no matter what,
like not just celebrate. I guess the accomplishments that they've had, is it
true? Arlington I SD canceled school for the parade, Yes, sir,
because of the Bobby Night passing. Yes, Yes, Arlington. So whatever
you want about Bobby Knight, and I'm gonna go on record right now when
I die, I don't want people saying I want people saying about what a
dick I was. Not all the good stuff I did. Let's just be
honest about it. Bobby I was a douche. I'm glad he's dead.
Oh, I'm glad he's man. Why not I'm saying. I'm saying what
everybody else is thinking. He was a dick. He was not a douche
whatever. He was a douche dick straight. That is such a such a
problem. The Night family just moved to the metro Flexea tuning in. Well,
I don't worry about them too much. They know they're all thinking it.
Yeah, I think that family is Roy Orbison did nothing wrong and they
all listen. We'd like to apologize for Danny and Kevin's gonna send seventy one
dollars to the family of Bobby and I I'm not in this difficult time.
Everyone thought he was cool because he one time said, oh bury me face
downs. All my critics can kiss you're dead. None of your critics are
going to kiss your ass when you're buried. Doesn't even mind. You don't
think that's a hard line, but is not up over the ground. He
doesn't even make sense. Like, make it make sense, dude. Yeah.
And if you're gonna say funeral, that may open cask funeral, put
me face down so you can kiss my ass. Yeah. If you're gonna
say something like that, be like Chris Christofferson, not Bobby Knight. Yes,
you big tomato. Yeah. I like what Kevin just suggests. I've
never thought about the idea of an open cask funeral. That's great, dude,
whiskey of flowing barrel open? He is is he look at him?
He's he hates all of those Hold on, guys, let's go to the
free hotline. Julio bar bones on the line. When do you get to
sleep this off? Sleep? What about halfway home? What is I don't
sleep ever? For Kevin kill You're all jacked up, aren't you? Well?
Jacked up? On mountain? Dude, Chip, I'm coming you look
a spider monkey. I was like, Bose, spider monkeys are freaks.
Why did you go with turn the page? It's such a beating, It's
the worst. It's one of the worst songs of all time. Right,
Yeah, dude, you could have rocked out still the same and everybody would
have been happy. They could have done background vocals Love against the Wind too,
That's one of my favorite. We spend the wheel one more time.
I have a feeling that will land on Camakazi COREO. Should Ben and Skin
take a spin? Yeah? You guys want to take to take a spin?
I'm just uh getting a text from Kevin Rymer, who's just finding out
about Rangers victories. Is amazing. Always the right field adventure. Let's say
this is both Ben and Skin and spinning. Hey, take a talk back
candy basket? All right, you have to eat old sugar Steeves candy that
he brought in. That was a mild one. But no, it's spinning
again, you know ptice. No, that's good. Oh I'm gonna eat
this heath. Oh my god, this is delicious. Guys, radio is
there? Fake it? Your audience can see through it when you fake it?
Are you a heap guy? I like him? Dude, you might
want to kick it with WIFEI again. Oh, Ranger money money, but
it's gonna landed on Ranger money. They have to give a listener seventy one
dollar. How fun. That's not bad, and you can split it.
If anyone on Earth can figure out what's half of seventy one is, it's
thirty fifty according to most scientists, although some will contest that all right,
we've been seventy one bucks. Yeah, all Venmo freaking Jesus, you guys
don't know how Vinmo works. Yeah, it must be a lot, I
understand, but ben Venmo me a new car last week, a badass of
hell. Yeah, where are the keys? I don't get it, but
I accepted to my account. Now give some of it to Cassandra and Derek
Earlier. At the end of your show, it feels like y'all are running
up a greasy hill seeing of every show that is true the momentum. Have
you heard your show? Yeah, it's usually worth staring at Cavanaugh and he's
off Mike and groups is wearing a bunny suit. Ryaner's wandering around off Mike.
I have not seen Julie before two o'clock ever. Ever, she wouldn't
pick up her phone this morning. Julie, I don't do mixes in her
contract. It was weird. Yeah, God, that's a big one.
Yeah, Jillie, he has partying all day. I mean not getting a
hammerd I suppose like we are, but Ranger party. Yeah, we've got
some special guests. Many of them are asleep and haven't confirmed whether whether or
not they'll be on with us, but you're still going to try. And
uh, we might be getting John Smoltz on the show, which is kind
of a big deal. So that's a huge deal considering that he needed this
series to go longer after the lowest World series ratings. He was like,
I'm pulling for the Diamondback. Jesus. Yeah, that'll get America on board.
The Diamondbacks coming back. Guys, no one thought the Diamondbacks we're gonna
get back in this thing. America's dialed in and everyone's complining about John Smoltz.
The problem is the play by play announcer is a mime. Well,
he has had it in for Joe Davis. I'm just saying, get some
sun, go outdoors. He was in Arizona for like four days. Man,
he stayed indoors the whole time. Listen, because this is such a
big day. I just want to throw this out there. Why don't you
guys stick around for another hour overtime? Kevin, Yeah, overtime, stick
around for an hour or two the overtime, the wheel Man. It'll just
be one less hour and loose staret for the two of you. It's how
long he has to stay. It has thirty minutes, one hour. Oh,
Danny gets to go home. I get to go on a date with
Candy Basket. No, no, no, no, that says Carol Baskin.
Kevin made it funny, dude, your eyes are off. Did you
just make a lizard king joke? Or whatever that show was, Lion King,
Lizard King? Listener? Did you guys hear the new Beatles song?
That's bad small talk? What time do you guys play the Beatles song?
We're on the enerm My guy, you said it to multiple people. You
said, did you guys hear the new Beatles song? I think I said,
did you use guys? All right? I think we're playing it at
eleven thirty five? Okay, and you're reviewing my cousin Benny A Lamb.
We're doing that at twelve twenty time. Stamp it right. When he started
getting drunk, he told the joke and he almost went down to the ground
like they did the shutter and then sighed and then hunched over the arm rest
of his chair. It's a debilitating disease, Mike, I know, and
that's why I was alerting that when you stay for the next hour, they
should keep an eye on it. That's why I told him that I got
to post these podcasts. Dude, what we have a meeting? Zach said,
we don't have to meet today because the Rangers one to meet. No.
No, he just sent me a mind bullet message. You don't get
him to mind bullets. Oh bah, Overhead's money? Did you really that's
smart thinking? Yes, I had a feeling. We think you're going to
go a certain way, Mike, you're gonna get later, maybe we could
get a game of Are you currently banned? Are you now? How does
that impact your decision? Answer the question? It's like soliciting prostitute? I
am currently based? Okay? Then yeah, it's like Ben over the passenger
seat window and Mikey's jeep with his asshole sticking up in the air and his
seven inch heels. How much Ranger place? Then with me? How much
Ranger money to buy some call of duty? I got Venmo. You know
who got too much Ranger money? A rod? Okay, that's right.
Yeah, we're very much done. That was about his fun of the shows
I've ever done. For real, it's great. We drank a lot of
champagne, a lot of tequila shots, ate a lot of gave money away
directly out of Kevin's wallet to others. That was fun as hell. In
the name of the g damn twenty twenty three World Series Champs. Boys,
Thank you to Michael who venmoed me one dollar. Making it right. I
mean all right, Ben's gonna have the party continuing, and I can't wait
for some speakeasy this afternoon with Ryan celebrating his lifelong goal of the Rangers winning
it all. We'll be listening, boys, Love your nuts, love you.
I'm not doing it shots