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I was just telling Jenny, I
said let's start the Minnesota Goodbye and said

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let's get started, baby, And
that to me is like so not me.

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I do it out of fun whatever. But I was running with a

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woman from the Katie but to Be
Running club. Her name is Shannon.

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She listens to the show, and
we stopped and played cribbage and we're running

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a couple of weeks ago over an
excels here and we're talking and I kept

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calling her babe, and I'm like, well, here's what I think,

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babe, or what are you doing
babe? And I said, I'm sorry

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I called you babe. I said, I don't know why I called you

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babe. I don't know her,
and even if I did, it's not

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I call Susan babe maybe, but
it's just kind of slipped out. And

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I did it again a couple of
more times, and I'm like, I'm

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sorry, I don't mean to call
you babe. What the fuck, Jenny?

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I don't know. I mean,
I think if you use it ever,

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sometimes you just start saying it.
Because I do the same thing to

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my girlfriends now, because I call
Andrew babe a lot, and then I

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will like talk to my girlfriends and
I was like, Babe, it's gonna

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be fine, like and then I'd
be like, what, No, that's

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not what I meant to say in
this moment, Like I just called my

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girlfriend babe, Like, that's not
something I normally say. I don't know

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where it comes from, but okay, all right, let's get started.

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For the emails on the Minnesota goodbye, and the first one says, I

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was watching a few seventy three question
interviews with Vogue, and I want to

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try a shortened version with you guys. Okay, now, she gives me

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fifteen questions, some we probably will
not get to, So let's start with

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this one. Given the chance of
an all expense paid trip, where would

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you go to and why? I
would go to Fiji That's where I would

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go. I'd probably go to the
Amalfi Coast because I hear it's expense what

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coast the Amalfi Coast. I believe
it's off of Grease. I could be

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wrong, it might be Italy,
but I'm pretty sure that's Grease and it's

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beautiful and expensive, and so if
it's all expenses paid, take me there.

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Okay. What is one thing in
the past you would go back and

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change. Oh, how long have
you got? I would say, But

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in all honesty, I would have
I love my job here at Katie would

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you be? But I think I
could have done so much more if I'd

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insisted that the show would be syndicated. And because I think there are shows

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that are not as good as our
show, and I really believe in our

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show that are syndicated, and I
hear all the time it's like, why

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are you guys not syndicated? I
live in Xtown and they are syndicated,

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so why aren't you? So it's
it's my fault because I could have,

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like, you know, been more
firm. They'd always say like, yeah,

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you know what maybe one day,
yeah, yeah, yeah. But

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then they wouldn't because the theory with
some people in our building at the time

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was well, if you're syndicated and
you're doing a show in Charlotte or you're

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doing a show in Savannah, then
you you're not gonna you're gonna lose your

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touch with people here in Minnesota.
And I should have said fuck you.

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And so that's one thing. What
about what about you? I would say,

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just like if it's not one particular
thing, but I would just say,

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working on my confidence in my twenties
because I feel like I'd be further

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in life if I had been more
confident, not like in looks or anything

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like that, but in like my
career actually, because I think maybe I've

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told you this before, Dave,
but as an intern, I was so

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shy on this show, like I
just kind of minded my business, did

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what I wanted to do because I
was like intimidated, and I had like

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bit ideas and they were probably absolute
garbage, but I was intimidated and not

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confident enough to come and pitch them
to you guys. And then I would,

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like later down the row when I
wasn't an intern anymore, see other

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interns pitch ideas, and I was
like, why did I do that?

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Why did I? Like? Why
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understandable because it is a little bit
you know, we forget sometimes like Fallon

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and I And now you're at that
point too, where people are maybe a

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little bit intimidated at they're new and
radio when they come in and just like

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if you're like the new person at
Target, or you're the new person at

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Medtronic and you're in with the person
who's been there successfully for ten years.

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It's a little bit intimidated, but
I think you do just fine. You

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don't seem lacking confidence to me at
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I mean at this point in life, yes, but in my twenties

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and probably my teenage years definitely did
not have as much What three celebrities would

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you want to be friends with?
Tina Fey for sure, because I think

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she's very funny, Kristen Wig because
I think she's very funny. She's kind

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of quiet, because she came in
one time to promote Bridesmaids and she wouldn't

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speak. She had to have one
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the speaking, and Jason sidekis Oh
good choices. I would go Jennifer Lawrence

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just because she seems fun and funny. Probably Seth Rogan, also very funny,

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and then just because I like to
look at him, Orlando bloom Day.

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What is the best celebrity encounter you've
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head, I would say Will Smith. Back when everybody loved Will Smith,

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he was just you could tell why
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called I learned something from Will Smith, and that is he used my name.

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Yeah, because a lot of us, we meet somebody, we immediately

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forget their name. And I'm like, so, what happened with the movie

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Wild Wild West? Because it was
a bomb? And he's like, well,

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Dave, you know, and he
had a funny answer, Well,

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Dave, here's what a Dave Dave? And I learned something from Will Smith

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that people love that you used their
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my best celebrity encounter. What about
yours? Well, funny enough, it's

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who your son Carson's about to go
work with Louve because at one Star party,

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I went and did the meet and
greet and I'll never forget he told

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me. He was like, wow, I just like love your energy.

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And we had a very short conversation, but he was just so genuine and

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friendly and I'll just never forget that. All right, What about your worst

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celebrity encounter? I would say I've
never really had a bad one ever.

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I think Joan Rivers was a B
word when I interviewed her because I wasn't

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very good at it. I was
new in radio. Maybe it was twenty

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five, and she's like, I
guess I asked a series of dumb questions

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and she's like, this is the
interview and I'll never forget that, Like,

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this is the interview. And it
wasn't her being rude, it was

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just her being impatient with a rookie
rookie interviewer. Yeah, I feel like

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I haven't met enough people to say
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when Kesha came to jingle Ball one
year, her security was so tight that

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like you barely even got to like
do anything for like you could go in

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and get a picture with her,
even though that's what a meet and great

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is. But that wasn't Cash's fault. It was just like what she was

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going through in life, so her
security was very tight for her. All

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Right, those are really good.
Let's do one more. And this is

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a hard one. If you had
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world, what would it be.
Wow, Well, you've got everything from

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the environment to hunger to war,
racism. What would you fix? I

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mean, they are all very important. If I was going to throw something

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at one thing, I'd probably say, let's stop wars first and then work

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from there. Yeah, because I
think I mean war is just I mean

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it is we know what war is. People, Young people usually go out

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and risk their lives and many of
them don't come home. And having a

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son who is twenty two years old, I can't even imagine at twenty two

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years old, Carson, you going
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the Marines or whatever and being in
a war and not coming home. So

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war is like, we know what
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I would say, let's start with
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other important things. Yeah, I
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pick, because of course I want
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know it's like I feel like that
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and sickness, and because like it, just I've luckily never experienced anyone being

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taken from me too early because of
cancer. So I'll probably go with that.

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Good choice, all right, Moving
on to the next one. This

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is in response to an email you
got the other day about the throwback bits

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on the Minnesota Goodbye. Something was
mentioned about a leave it to Beaver bit

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and a broken window. I have
listened to all of the Minnesota Goodbye episodes,

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some more than once. Shout out, Jeanette, thank you. I

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figured I could take some time to
find this episode the listener was talking about,

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I'm currently on a road trip with
my dad to Colorado, Grand Canyon,

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Phoenix in Dallas. So I assigned
myself some homework of finding the episode

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they were talking about. I couldn't
find the episode about the broken window,

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but Dave did a bit on the
episode Wards Baseball. Ward was the father

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on Leave It to Beaver. So
I included the date and title, so

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anybody can go back and listen to
this audio gold and maybe Dave you can

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save it somewhere. I've also included
the dart Lick episode because why not love

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you guys, thanks for keeping me
and my dad entertained. I love that

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on our long road trip. So
they give the dates of both episodes.

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The Dartlick episode where we introduced the
term dart Lick, which is going to

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be on a state fair T shirt
this year at Katie WB. It actually

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is it is. Yeah, I
remember the last winter I made up I'm

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taking your kids to school and dart
Lick shirts. And I didn't do it

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to make money because it's not a
money making thing. Yeah, it was

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to basically promote the morning show because
I wanted people to wear around a dart

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Lick shirt or and I'm taking your
kids to school shirt and have people go,

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oh wow, I get that shirt. That's cool, that's funny.

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That's a dart Lick shirt. And
high End management said you can't do that,

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you can't sell things that are unauthorized, and blah blah blah, and

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I was like, I'm not trying
to get away with anything hinky. Just

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like I paid for the Dave Ryan
gave me Crabs billboards, just like I

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paid for the uniforms for my band, just like I paid for the drumheads

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for my band. Just like I
paid four thousand dollars for Angela to consult

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the show. I am doing it
not for personal gain I did. I

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made those shirts too, because we
should have merch. You know, some

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radio stations have water bottles, some
radio stations have hats, and we didn't

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have anything, so so I had
a basement full of them, and they

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said you can sell them at the
fairs. So there's a very limited supply

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of dart Lik shirts. March twenty
third, twenty twenty. Thank you,

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by the way, Jeannette, that
is a very flattering and fun email that

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you are such a listener of the
Minnesota Goodbye Joyce writes in and says,

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this week you'd read on the air
too. On the show Thursday, you

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were talking about Monopoly and asking with
the boardwalk in your city would be.

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I live in Blaine, and I
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the National Sports Center. Funny enough, I actually have the Blaine Opoly,

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which is Monopoly but based on the
city of Blaine. I found that at

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Walmart three years ago in the Blaine
Opoly board, the thing in the boardwalk

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spot is actually downtown Blaine. This
makes no sense to me because I don't

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even know what would be considered downtown
Blaine, and I've lived here in my

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whole life. I've attached a picture
for you to see, so let me

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scroll down. It looks like,
yeah, I gotta turn my head sideways

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here, Downtown Blaine would be boardwalk, park places, city Hall. Oh,

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I gotta squint a little bit,
Lakeside Commons, Beach, Blaine Wetland

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Sanctuary. Then it's all the way
upside TPC, Twin Cities. Oh,

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that's a that's probably a big one. Blaine High School, Centennial High School,

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Johnsonville Library. Say, we did
a fun bit yesterday about you know,

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what would be the wardwalk in your
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Chanhassan, probably Paisley Park or the
Dinner Theater or the Arboretum. And you're

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in Saint Louis Park and you said, well, I said, the Space

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Needles Studio, because it's big,
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Park. It's true, all right. We got one from Chow. We

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were talking about drinking milk the other
day and he informs us via email.

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Humans are the only species that drinks
milk from another animal. Milk and made

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for babies to stop at a certain
age. Cow's milk is made for baby

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calves and not for human consumption.
I stopped drinking milk while in my teens.

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The only time I have milk is
with cereal, and that's only once

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in a long time. Plus when
I do have it, I opt for

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oat or soy milk. Oat milk
does taste close to real milk. Yeah,

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I'm not I don't dislike milk.
I just don't drink milk same.

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I put it in my coffee on
like on Saturday and Sunday mornings. I

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have a it's called the cafe barista, and it makes delicious lattes. And

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I use real milk. That's the
only time I drink milk. What about

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you ever drink milk? No?
I mean I always have almond milk because

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I put that in my smoothies every
morning. So that's usually the only kind

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of milk I drink nowadays. And
I don't ever I have cereal in the

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house because that's the type of food
that I cannot stop myself when I when

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I start, one bowls, not
enough. I had three bowls later.

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I was like, all right,
that was good. I have a friend

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who's she's like you. She's tall
ish, probably taller. She might be

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like five to eleven, and she's
very athletic. But she I wouldn't say

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struggles with eating. She might say
that I don't know, but she's one

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of these people who's always trying to
lose those last five pounds. And she

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said, I ate an entire box
of cinnamon toast crunch, and I'm like,

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really, She's like, yeah,
I just ate, sat down and

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ate the entire box. I'm like, I couldn't do that. I don't

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love cereal that much, and I
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bowls at the most. Yeah,
I mean, I just I grew up

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like my high school years when my
parents got divorced. My dad did not

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feed us healthy food, and so
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little bit when we were at dad's
house. And so that's where I kind

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of got addicted to cereal and I'd
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I kind of cut that out by
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I just like became addicted to it
almost we Susan made this really cute little

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recipe in a tiny little muffin tin
where the muffins are about the size of

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Reese's cups a little bit like I
don't know about size of a fifty cent

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piece, and she lined it with
Graham cracker crust on the bottom. Then

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she put in chocolate, then a
marshmallow, so it's a s'more cup yep.

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And they were so good. Alison
was going crazy over him. That's

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my daughter last night, and she's
like, Dad, you gotta try one.

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So I had one. I'm like, yeah, it's really good.

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She's like, how can you have
just one? I said, I don't

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really crave sweets. And I also
don't want to load up on They're probably

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like one hundred and ten calories each. Probably do one load up on it?

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So all right, last one,
Sarah says, good morning. I'm

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on a flight, so right now
she is, She writes this, she

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is a flight. I'm gonna lose
my shit, and rather than snap on

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every single person around me, I'm
gonna vent to you guys via email and

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hope that it helps. I'm trying
to see when she wrote this yesterday about

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five o'clock. I often fly in
throughout Midwest for work, so short flights,

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mostly one and a half to two
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flight do these two old women in
front of me insist on reclining their chair

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immediately cause and it causes the tall
man in the middle next to me to

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have no choice but to have his
legs now on my side, which is

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the window side and the aisle side, so he's you know, they call

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it man spreading. Speaking of tallman
in the middle, why do tallman always

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sit in the middle. Pay it
a little extra pick your seat so you

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don't always end up in the middle. My final issue, as I'm convinced

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the man behind me, is detaching
and reattaching the trade table because he keeps

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poking, hitting and bumping my chair
so damn much. I feel claustrophobic as

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right now, even for an airplane. I hope that felt good, Sarah.

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Yeah, I'm not sure if anybody
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Thanks for listening to my rant.
I love the show. I'm now

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going to eat my gummy worms and
trying to distract myself enough for the last

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forty five minutes to not snap on
the people around me. Wish me luck,

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good luck. I hope it worked
out well. I don't really have

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problems on flights, Yeah, I
really don't. I think the biggest problem

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I had, like a couple of
weeks ago, was somebody was I think,

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playing Blackjack on the screen behind me
and Tapa tap tap poke, poke

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poke, and I finally turned around. They're like, oh sorry, I

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mean I didn't have say anything.
They knew why I was turning around.

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Any problems on flights, well,
I haven't had problems. I have been

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in the situation where I've been in
the window seat and the guy in the

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middle was man spreading so aggressively.
I was like just touching the window,

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like the entire time with my life
because he was man spreading, but like

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it was one of the cheaper airlines
that doesn't have as much space. I'm

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not going to call him out,
like it's kind of what you expect on

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certain airlines, I think. But
I also will say that I think that

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those people just don't realize it,
because my boyfriend does it sometimes and I

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will grab his legs and be like, hey, your man's breading into that

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girl's spot, like put them together, you know. Like, I just

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think that they don't realize it a
lot of times, or they genuinely don't

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have the space because their legs are
so long. I would compare it to

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the people who cruise in the left
lane on Highway seven. They're not trying

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to be a jerk. They're just
off in their own world. They're not

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even thinking about it. The one
that really and now that you mentioned that

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man spreading, the last couple of
flights, I've set next to a guy

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and it's summer and I'll feel his
hairy, bristly arm hair tickling my arm,

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and it is the most disgusting,
way too intimate of a feeling to

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feel a stranger man's arm hair tickling
my arm right, and so I actually

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elbowed him. I like, like
I sort of aggressively elbowed him, like,

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get your arm off my arm.
Yeah, and I let him have

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the arm rest, but he was
over on my side. I was leaning

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toward the window because I was on
the window side. Yeah, but okay,

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that's it. Thank you, Sarah. Thank you for the emails,

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and we are always looking for more
because they definitely make the Minnesota Goodbye a

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lot more interesting when you email,
So you got something on your mind,

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you want to bring up something that
we haven't brought up, or something you're

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like, hey, you talked about
this a few weeks ago, or you

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brought this up on your show,
or my sister was talking about this and

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it was interesting. Give us your
idea to talk about on the show.

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We would appreciate that. Send it
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