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down the Free hot Line. Is a

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man by the name of Trey Smoke. Trey Smoke of Crowley saw the story

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of the Fourth Star Telegram yesterday and
shot him a text and he is missing

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something. This something exotic. Let's
go ahead and bring him on now.

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Hello on the Free Hotline. Hello
Tray Smoke, how are you man?

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Good morning? All right, So
here's the deal. I'm gonna set this

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up, and you correct me if
there's anything I'm missing. You have a

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monitor lizard by the name of Dino. You go to the store, get

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some groceries. You're putting the groceries
in the house. And when Dino's in

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the cage, is the cage in
your car at the time that you're putting

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the groceries up? On Friday?
No, So, So I was actually

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at the house I share with my
mother and she had come home with the

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groceries. I live in the house. I had the front door open,

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and I had him in a kennel
out front catching some sun. You know,

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he's recently outgrowing his his enclosure.
And you know, I'm I'm sitting

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on a bunch of equipment and getting
ready to upgrade them. And she came

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home with some groceries and we brought
him in. The door got shut for

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like for just a couple of moments, and and he went missing. And

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he's a big fella, you know, he's probably about two foot two and

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a half. And I don't see
how he could have got out of his

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cage. But you know, reptiles
are notoriously sneaky. So I mean,

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there's a good chance that he got
out, but I mean I'm not so

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sure somebody didn't, didn't come by
and snatched him. So the cage was

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still there and open, was still
there? No, it was locked up?

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Wait? Wait, how the hell
would he get out when you found

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the cage and he was gone?
The cage was just sitting there, still

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open or locked? It was locked? Okay, then unless he's real,

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real smart and locked it back.
It seems to me like the only way

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that he could have gotten out of
somebody swiped him, right, Yeah,

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yeah, I mean that's that's what
I'm thinking. Man. I mean,

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he's a cool looking animal, and
you know, yeah, I'm heartbroken about

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the whole thing. Man. You
know, I've had him for about a

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year. I raised him up,
you know, since he was a little

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guy, you know, and in
this past year, you know, he's

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gotten pretty big on me. And
maybe said that. I just recently drove

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out the man still to pick up
a five hundred gallon aquarium to to turn

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into a ba very important and I
man, I've got waterfall kits and in

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uh water filters and all the things
man. Okay, So if somebody,

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if somebody actually did swipe your monitor, what do they need to know?

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I mean that somebody that's maybe not
necessarily equipped to to, you know,

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take proper care of this animal.
What are they missing here? You know,

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he's not like you're running the muck
monitor, if that's in fact even

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makes any sense. Man, I
mean he's he's a tropical lizard. So

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I mean to keep an animal like
this, I mean, you really got

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to be set up for it.
You know, he's not built for this

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climate. You know, he needs
a lot of humidity, you know,

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misters fogers, you know, a
lot of heating lamps, you know,

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and a lot of space. You
know, they're they're a water monitor,

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so I mean they need like a
swimming area. Uh. And uh,

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you know they like to use the
restaurant in the water. So I mean,

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you know, I'm basically you know, cleaning up, cleaning up his

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enclosure daily and uh and he's got
a he's got a healthy appetite, man.

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I mean he's probably eating about two
to three feet of mice a day,

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you know, as well as like
two buyer roaches and and uh,

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you know that it gets expensive.
You know. So, I mean,

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if somebody that has him, you
know, they're they're not prepared to feed

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this guy and to house him.
I mean, it's just a bridge,

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my heart. Whatever situation he's in
right now, it's not good. You

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know, whether he's he's roaming around
on this cold weather or you know he's

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in some hood rats backed up getting
the clock coroaches from behind the toilet,

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you know. I mean, he's
he's his prospects aren't good now. You

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know, Well when I when I
found him, he was uh uh,

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he was at Russell's feed over in
Saginaw, and they were sitting on him

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for a couple of months, and
you know, I poked my head there

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multiple times, you know, inquiring
about him. They were asking about four

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hundred and fifty dollars for him.
I was able to talk him down to

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about three seventy five, you know, after they had him for about three

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four months. And you know,
I probably got ahold of them. I've

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always wanted one of these animals,
and I've done a lot of research on

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proper husbandry and how to how to
take care of them, and and you

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know, I'm set up for it. I always said, you know,

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it's not. It's not cheap keeping
one of these animals. And you know,

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I'm kicking myself in the in the
butt, man, because I feel

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like I dropped the ball by letting
them out of my sight, you know,

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and you know, just it sucks. Yeah, it's it's interesting because

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Kevin mentioned this story, and I'm
like, all right, that's interesting at

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least. But I kind of forgot
how heartbroken you as the you know,

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owner of a pet, you know, would be in this scenario. I

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was, I apply it to a
dog. Are you an owner of other

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pets? Any other exotics? Man? I've actually got a beer head dragon.

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He was a rescue, you know, and when I got him,

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he was a pretty bad shape,
you know. You know. The reason

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I had him out side is a
lot of people don't realize that even if

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you do have you know, the
recommended amount of lighting in their cage,

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it's still not adequate for a reptile
there. They're still not giving the proper

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amount the us the rays that they
even you know, the best top of

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the line lighting can provide, you
know. So I mean that's why I

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had him out there. You know. I worked four days a week,

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ten hour days and on my days
off, I do my best to try

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to get him outside so that he
could get some sunshine. And you know,

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this is the first time that I
pulled this kennel out and did it

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this way. And you know,
I said, I let him out of

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my sight for maybe ten minutes and
all that. That was all she wrote.

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Hey, so this is tray smoke
from Crowley and there's a big story

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about him in the Star Telegram because
he has a monitor lizard that has gone

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missing. Now it's a rough it's
a rough neck monitor, a rough neck

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monitor. Sorry, how much would
you say, Dino? Ways you said

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he's two and a half long,
but how much do you think he weighs?

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You know, not a dunch man. Maybe two pounds too. Since

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run for radio, because I can't
you know, link the article and shovel

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on for radio, can you quickly
just describe what he looks like in case

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there is someone listening who comes across
my happenstance comes across Dino. Okay,

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Yeah, I mean, like I
said, he's about to maybe two and

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a half foot long. He's a
dark green, kind of brownish color.

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You know. The type of monitory
is the reason they call him a rost

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neck monitors because you know, he's
got like a almost like a football basketball

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texture like around his neck area.
And you know, it's kind kind of

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a fun fact. Man, this
is actually the species of monitory that that

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you know, I've read that they
modeled velociraptor off the Jurassic Park. So,

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I mean, he's got a lot
of similar characteristics from what the what

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the raptors on the Drastic Park movies
look like. You know, it's kind

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of that color, the eyes are
a lot similar, and he looks like

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a dinosaur. Man, is it
valuable? I know you said you paid

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three hundred bucks, give or take. But like, as he grows and

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it's bigger, Like, why would
somebody? I would think almost anyone who

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would see something as exotic as as
little dino here would stay the hell away

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from it because they don't know if
they have their hand bit off. I

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mean, would someone know that there's
value? Yeah, I mean, I

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mean possibly, you know, I
mean they're they're they're actually a very gentle

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lizard, you know. I mean, they're they're not aggressive at all.

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They're there, they don't bite,
you know, he he does get kind

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of worked up and the whole his
statue. But you know, they're not

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an aggressive breed animal, you know, and and monitors are are actually one

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of the most intelligent lizards that there
are. You know, they're they're very

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inquisitive. They they like to check
out their environments. And you know,

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and and if you raise them from
a from a young a young animal,

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you know, the imprint onto you. You know that they become familiar with

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you, and you basically become a
tournament fixture in their environment. And you

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know, I mean, in some
cases, believe it just come to you,

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recognize you. It's kind of makes
me think that, you know,

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this was done by somebody. Look, if I walk across see a two

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and a half three foot lizard in
a cage, I'm not messing with it.

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To me, this reeks of Are
there any other fellow herpetologists in the

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Krowley area that might be considered suspects? You know, man, I I

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don't know. You know, I
posted all over my Krawi Facebook page,

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and I actually did have a couple
of people show up over here to help

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me look for him, and you
know, and one of them was a

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reptile enthusiast. You know. The
gentleman told me. The actually helps the

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animal control over here whenever they have
problems with snakes. And you know,

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so I don't know, you know, I mean, I don't want to

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go a point fingers at anybody,
man, but I mean possibly, I

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mean he's a cool animal, you
know, and I'm sure there's a lot

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of them in the area. So
I mean, I'm hoping somebody hears this

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and and notice that somebody has something
that they didn't before and possibly puts the

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board out. I can get my
animal back, all right, Tray,

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were here were pulling for you.
Come on, Crowley, let's help find

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this thing and we'll offer a pair
of Dave Matthews tickets to anyone's whose information

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leads to the safe return of Dino
the Roughneck monitor Lizard. I've actually,

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you know, put on my Facebook
page as well. Man, I'm going

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to basically pay for the lizard again, you know, before I go and

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replace him. So, I mean, if if somebody has and man,

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I've got a three hundred dollars reward, okay available From the emotion and your

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voice, it sounds to me like
Dino is irreplaceable. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, absolutely, you know,
I've I've raised this animal for about a

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year now. I've you know,
I feel like I kicked him out of

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a bad situation. He was in
a small display case at the at the

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feed store, you know, so, I mean it was like the perfect

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scenario for me to take on this
animal. You know, I didn't go

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and order him off of some uh
you know right, yeahs atic animal supplier

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offline, you know what I mean? Yeah, all right, Well three

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hundred bucks and honestly, I'll speak
for Kevin. He just won a thousand

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dollars at Chalktaw and he'd like to
add two hundred to that to make it

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five hundred even. Oh wow,
So thank you Kevin, you guys man,

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thank you. Hell yeah, Trey, no problem, I mean,

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thank Kevin for real good to have
you on, man. I wish you

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the best. That is a that's
tough, that's true. I feel bad,

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man. If I lost Simon there, I will not rest. There's

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no amount of money, nothing.
Trey, you have my number if you

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if you have any updates on this
jute, will you please text me and

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let me know so we can report
on the show man. Thank you guys

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for reaching out and let me use
all this platform to get my story out.

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Absolutely there he goes. There goes
tray smoke from Crowley. Missing Dino,

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the rough Neck monitor lizard. If
you see Dino, just go out,

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yelled Dino. He always asked,
would he respond to his name?

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Yeah, I don't. You missed
your chance now, but that's sweet of

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you, Kevin Fover. Well,
okay, we have birth days and budget

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in about seven minutes, I have
a dishwasher or an ovin. I would

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like to hear a celebrity given money
to strangers. I'd like to hear them.

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Now you're getting a lizard. Here's
birthdays on this day. Today's Feb

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twelve twelve. He's gonna think the
birthday of Derek. Now you're going to

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get a number. You can tell
him you misspoke days. I'll donate to

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charity. Why are you talking about
anything other than birthdays? Right now,

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say the name of a celebrity and
say it now. Derek Claveley's twenty right,

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see twenty years old. That was
Josh Young's twenty six. Derek Glavey

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was born in oh four. Yeah
born, He was a tiny probably a

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gigantic nine eleven. Happened three years
before he was three years prior Josh Young

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was born in nineteeny eight. Okay, well he was. That means he

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was three years old. One of
these two is atale? All right,

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so two big ones. Mike Posner's
thirty six. Who's that? It's a

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musician. Yeah, I've heard the
one song. Christina Ricci forty four,

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Black Snake Moan. Okay, is
she American Beauty two? No? No,

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that's a Savina so Mira Servino.
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mina souvari. I don't know.
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like soup fle mina soup fle Gucci
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Josh, that's Llewellyn Moss. Also
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community and Thanos and Danos. John
Michael Higgins is sixty one. It's Gary

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on the kick drum. Come,
Come, Come, Come, it's Gary,

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well come. Why wouldn't you have
the song if you're gonna announce that

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dude's birthday? I forgot it his
birthday. Arsenio Hall sixty eight. I'm

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doing it. I'm pumping. I'll
pump it for us, wild stuff,

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Carcinio McDonald. Let's raise the roof
seventy two, Michael McDonald, new Seahawks

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head coach and former member of the
Doobie Brothers. Michael McDonald's seventy two,

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Daniel Mike What Judy Bloom's eighty six
Judy Bloom Tales of sixth Grade Nothing?

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Superfudge, Yeah, a great author
who I told you Cash had the word

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ass circled. And then in the
inside cover of Superfudge you could find a

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page number written, read that page
number, thumb to that page and see

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the word ass circled and then laugh. God, my kid just drops the

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F bomb. He's not even three. Simpler time, your kid also thinks

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anyone who's wearing red with a mustache's
caveo. No, he thinks that Mario

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is Kevio because my friend Kevio dressed
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game and that was his first introduction. He's gonna see Cavio about six weeks

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away from uh his third birthday.
Right. I wonder who he in its

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dream? Who he would want to
show up to his birthday? I'm in

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I wonder what would it truly make
Malcolm's birthday special if you dressed up like

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Cookie Monster and Kevio dressed up like
Kevio, his brain would explode. All

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right, I have an Oscar the
Grouch Onesie Mike, if you know that,

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work a cookie monster. It's a
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Osky talkbacks from the iHeartRadio app the
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way, brought to you by Alamo
Drafthouse Cinema saw a lot of good movie

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trailers last night during the ads,
including my favorite Deadpool three. But I

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don't want to leave out the trailer
for Twisters. And you were right.

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It's two twisters. He came to
the twins and they're gonnaform and make one

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big tornado to the west. What
did you just say, because there's an

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F five to the east. Because
they look at him and they're both coming

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together. Twins. Yes, that's
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will be worse. Okay, twister, Okay, geez, you know some

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of us out there. No,
it's awesome. Look you know better.

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You know what a real twister can
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was eight. Okay, we'll watch
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oh my god, this watch it
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made us stay inside and watch Tiger
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it was great. No, it
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saying. He's in the bare cage. Do more birthdays. Twister came out

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eight years before Derek Lively was even
born. Other birthdays, seriously, Yeah,

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hello, KT, it's me the
backyard lizard. That man kidnapped me,

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KT, but I escaped. I'm
coming back to your backyard, KT,

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to avenge my father's death. What's
all he wanted was a heat lamp.

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This goes back You guys may not
be aware, No doubt you guys

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probably didn't listen to much of the
old Speakeasy in the morning. I know

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he's still too early. I loved
it. But it goes back to those

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days when I had a lizard in
my backyard was making an appearance rather often,

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and he was getting closer to the
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it's moving a couch into my house. But I had to go through the

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back because I couldn't get into the
front. Bad house. I didn't have

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to worry about that bad house.
But the backyard lizard will often pop on

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how big was the backyard lizard at
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You know it wasn't fellas, don't
mind the show. It's not too bad.

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I just wanted to point out that
Nance uh Nance says that Tom Brady

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only won five Super Bowls. That
it's a seven there, buddy, Tom

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Brady won seven Super Bowls. Mister
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gonna go ahead and throw that in
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You have to don't mind the show. I had a good tag. Oh

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yeah, I Mad Loves Truck stop
on twenty in Dallas, and I just

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found his lizard. She's walking around
knocking on everybody's door. Hey, uh

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oh, look that's a lot loser. Oh k, you suck, thank

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you. We do kind of fail
of these animal rescues. Every time Croake

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cover is still on the loose.
That call the big snake in Oklahoma,

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you failed there. My job is
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the snake. We got the snake. My job is not to lead the

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rescue. My job is to raise
awareness. That call was hang on.

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That call was the best. The
guys called in set up a very telegraphed

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joke, gave the punchline yeah,
as if it weren't obvious enough, and

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then tells Kat that he sucks.
You suck. That was awesome. Man.

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You're asking the lizard guy to describe
his lizard in case somebody were out

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and sees it. How about it's
a two foot lizard. We don't have

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those in Texas. If you see
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for. That's a good point.
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slightly off. Okay, will you
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You know? Yeah, Kevin punted
up two hundred bucks to find this

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lizard man. What did you do? Leave we talk? Yeah, I

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had not give him two hundred dollars. He's not going to get that.

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He might I give it to Last
night's game was entertaining. I love that

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it went down to the wire,
and while I appreciated Tony's singing performance,

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I was disappointed that he didn't give
his patented color commentation of oh hell yeah,

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Jim Cocaine. Yeah, catch his
signature catch for us, they can

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cross the end zone. Well,
okay, last night during the game,

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my wife turned to me asked me, what the term is when the football

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hits both goalposts, and at that
moment I could not have been more happier

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to proclaim what a double doger was
in front of my super Bowl party.

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Oh it's a double dogger, honey, he laughs. Glad you asked.

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I was just looking at him.
Weird, nice one. Cowboys fans still

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have something to mildly celebrate this morning. We still have a super Bowl title

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more recent than the forty nine ers. Let's go yeah year thirty years for

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the forty nine ers. That is
odd, that is dope. Well,

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thank you guys for fun with you
guys. I think you two did awesome.

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I think you spread awareness of the
show on a very popular local podcast

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that's also national, and you also
offered insight in the flavor of a super

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Bowl watching party. Thank you.
Kevin and I didn't do that. We

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were chicken. I think you guys
really did good to Dan. I appreciate

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it. We'll be better tomorrow.
Get ready for Wednesday at eight everyone the

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downbeat singing boxes of Choplin, We'll
be coming at you and other stuff.

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Maps play tonight. We'll have a
lot of fun Tomorrow morning at six am

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is always every segment that we do
will be podcasted right after the show for

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j J. Jackson, for Mike's
Roy and Danny Baylist. I'm Kevin.

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We'll see tomorrow morning at six am. Then it's good shows next. I

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love you, Ah and as