You want to switch over to D and D watch my one counter rise drastic
up to the fucking moon. I'm surprised his mic could even handle that anyway,
literal crying all right, Yeah, thanks for reminding me that I'm inadequate
in my dice game. This is why Ben and Jerry's at midnight. All
right? If I suffer a heart attack and die, I bequeath all my
ship to the catfish. You understand, Funeral him straight out to the catfish.
Should we bury him? Noah? He he wants it all to go
to the catfish. Just throw him in the water. It'll get him.
Those things eat anything. All right. I'm in a difficult position right now
because I have to ask a question to which I already know the answer,
and I don't want the answer to pee what it is? Strong armed me
once? Why not ask you? Stop? Okay, so socks while crafting
the raft, would you rather suffer a complication or pay a doom to buy
it off that complication? Daddy, I have to be on this raft,
you fucker. I hate this make things so complicated, the problem is that
I've already given my grand literally on my hands and knees speech for you to
give me doom once and I don't have that in me right now for a
crafting a rapt circumstances. The good news is I cannot think of a narrative
reason for October to accidentally slather the entire bottom of the raft in catfish bait.
Interesting. The other good news is that a slow leak in the raft
doesn't make sense because snidely slathered the entire bottom in flex seal. Yeah,
excellent, so socks during the raft making process. I'm gonna go out on
a limb and blame this on Call because I feel like it. Excellent.
Call is like holding one of the logs while you lash it down and the
grip slips and the blogs crashed together and it crashes down your hand. You
sprain your wrists. Perfect until you get a few days rest in some place
safe. The difficulty of all of your tests that would require both hands is
going to be increased by one step. Oh good, So what is this
another treated wound that I've got? Essentially? Nope, Nope, it's not
a yeah, that's it's just a complication here. I always thinking we're going
to move the biological nuclear clock one step close at at midnight it's only ten
o'clock. It straights of four wounds down. No, No, you don't
get wounds on a complication. You can get temporary penalty switches. What this
kind of what just happened, it's entirely calls faults. He got, Yeah,
distracted by some alchemy or something. I don't know. You know when
when cats air into space and it's because their brain is resting. Is that
we're calling it? Cole stares into It's like a thing that Samarians do,
Like normally they just stare into like war. But cole stares into alchemy.
And that's just what happened. He was thinking about what happens when you add
phosphorus to like honey or some dumb shit like that. And and my my
wrist got injured for it. Yep, yep, he dropped, He dropped
the log and it slammed down on your wrist. And yeah, I like
how it's me that caused this, on his role. See if that's the
complication of you spent a fortune point aud of difficulty zero tests. But karma
will come back eventually on that. It's we can all blame an awful lot
of things, but at the end of the day. Sometimes it's all up
to the decisions you make. I hate that ship. No, I'm never
responsible for the you kidding me? Wow? I never made a wrong choice
in my life. Oh no, me first saying it was on the hero
you made with It was all me. You made one wrong choice, Jordan,
or should say Ricardo? You crossed Ladrone. You know, debatably Ladrone
crossing me is gonna be the last mistake she ever makes it a miserable life.
Well, technically, she's made an awful lot of mistakes while you've been
at swamp hell, out there fucking up wherever she wants. This is a
lot of future dated revenge and getting out of the fucking hell valley is important.
There is nobody out there to check her. She could make as many
mistakes as she wants while you are in the swamp. She's just out there
living her best life, fucking them all over town where we are right now
at seven o five pm in the swamp. I do got to hold that
admitted, right It's there's a level of freeness that I will have to admit
to. I think there's extra as in the words swamp swamp. Uh great,
Okay, So Corey I would like to ask, just collectively, how
much chafing in the under under everywhere we really don't are we are experiencing all
the things you got out of the water that has an eighth of an inch
of green shit on top of it. Love it. It's been worse.
That's all you need to know about that. Words conditions improving, Bob Chafe
Chief. I've gotten a lot of my looks and not thinking about how uncomfortable
Ricardo is that all times in the four posterity. Remember all you dozens of
listeners at home that none of these people have shoes. Wait, I've been
actively not thinking about how I don't have shoes and Ricardo does not have shoes.
Her shoes a thing we can even address in this situation. I mean,
your feet are bound with ape leather. Yeah, that is literally it
being addressed. We have the most callous souls at this point. It's bad
dude walking around like the whole lass earth. You know, I am,
But I gotta tell you something about the shoes I normally wear. They're normally
not a slab of ape leather with rope shoved through them. It's not rope,
it's not rope. It's definitely like plant fibers. Let's not. Let's
me real here. We don't have rope is plant fibers. It's fine,
that's fair. That's fair. But it's like boom bag rope. But it's
not like good ass lager. Please call it out your crafting skills on calling
out materials. That's fine. I haven't had time to weave all the fucking
play of fibers into a strong ass. That's good. Whatever, dogs,
you've been occupied elsewhere, you get back to the back to the pony and
marches and start saying that ship, we'll have a different conversation. But right
now, grish we ever end up back in the thorns, we should make
thorn rope to bring this back around. You guys have just been talking mad
shit while you're making the raft because there's nothing else to do here in the
spomp. Yeah, that's fair except stare into the water and dread. There's
a pole with which you can push the raft when you are in shallow waters,
but otherwise you're gonna have to use crudely made paddles. That's fine.
Who doesn't love some cruely made paddles. You want to get out of the
swamp, or you want to live on this island until you die and the
next person has to put would this be a sailing test to move the raft?
I'm having flashbacks to when I explicitly told one of you not to take
this skill. Well, it's because because my homeland skill has sailing. But
when I read it is sea tests made in your homelands, waters are reduced
by one which has been Yeah, yeah, you were not a swamp born
child. No, I am nut. Luckily for you, maneuvering this crude
raft in relatively calm waters is only ever going to be a difficulty one test.
It would be difficulty zero if you had proper ores or like a mini
sail. It is late in the evening by the time you are finished,
completely done with the raft, and I imagine Phaedra has rapped octomers wrist.
I've really hurts of this fucked swamp. I know part of me wants to
move now, but I know if something bad happens, we do not want
to be in the water and we can't see. Can I implore you to
give us an evening so maybe I could cook some of these ingredients into more
useful components. No, that's what I was saying is we should probably do
this tomorrow at this point. If you want to use the evening to cook
up some stuff, now's the time to do it. Yeah, we're doing
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