1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:14,759 Made a decision. I'll face sunny Sue on. I hadasion my n to 2 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:21,640 reach. Let's up everybody, it's a for crying out loud. And now 3 00:00:21,839 --> 00:00:27,559 girl Stephanie's back in studio. I'm back. I missed everybody. We missed 4 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,879 you too. Can I just say right off the top that we have the 5 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:38,920 best audience, yes, best community, because I can't. I'm like clumped 6 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:43,200 at how many people have been saying nice things about my book, I know, 7 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:48,159 and reading it and downloading it and like I would not have a career. 8 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:54,119 I know that so supportive. Everybody saw you on The Drew Show on 9 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:59,799 Friday with LB, which was great. It was you did awesome. She 10 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:04,040 was so wonderful with you. She seems so like down to earth and kind 11 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:11,280 and relatable, and you came across so like funny, relatable but like interesting 12 00:01:11,599 --> 00:01:15,719 the stories you told like it was just a great segment. And I'll tell 13 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,040 you guys, the real, the real deal, Okay. And your outfit 14 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:25,799 was banging. Those boots were knocking. Everybody loved your He's so funny because 15 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,200 just like now, but people can't see us, but uh my, they 16 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:34,200 were. The jumpsuit was kind of short, right, you know, so 17 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,439 I felt like, oh my god, my legs are showing. Do you 18 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,000 ever have those thoughts in your head? I was like, I didn't shave, 19 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,439 and I don't know how close. I'm sure the camera wasn't like closing 20 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:48,840 in on my shins, right, but I had that thought of like, 21 00:01:49,159 --> 00:01:52,079 oh, I didn't know, so I kept pulling it down and then I 22 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,879 was like, Okay, this is awkward. I'm like, keep adjusting my 23 00:01:55,359 --> 00:01:59,239 pants and getting distracted and then petting the dog. I know that a lot 24 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:06,200 was happening. You're like, her dog's name is Douglas. That's so cute. 25 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,800 It's really sweet and super calm. I love that she just has a 26 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,639 dog chilling with it. I know, I know. And they make a 27 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,639 big thing, like when they sent me a thing ahead of time and they're 28 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,039 like, are you are you okay with dogs? Like are you allergic? 29 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:23,840 I don't know what. Obviously I'm not, but I'm trying to imagine what 30 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:28,400 would happen if I said, yeah, I can her dog not be there? 31 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,360 I feel like, bitch, how about you not be there? Like? 32 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:35,919 Who takes that chance? I guess I guess big celebrities. I'd be 33 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,639 like, I don't really not comfortable. I don't want dog hair. Well 34 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:44,080 maybe people are allergic to dogs, but I just feel like nobody at my 35 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,560 level is gonna go, yeah, he will not have her dog there. 36 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,439 That'd be helpful. Yeah, I just imagine them going, You're not worth 37 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:59,000 it. So if we are given the choice between you or the dog, 38 00:02:59,599 --> 00:03:02,520 Douglas is going to be on the show. We're giving the segment to Douglas. 39 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:07,039 Yeah. Well, let us say, speaking of people, let's say 40 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:13,560 hi to them. Ashley's chic and she's back so chic and a share bear. 41 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,159 Ye do a hershey bar? Do you want a hershey bar? Yeah? 42 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:23,919 I do. Kelly ooh, Ladie Da and Amy's a cunt and Katie 43 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:30,360 Murphy's rolling on e still yep. Not Anna faris Aaron? Who is Nikki? 44 00:03:30,479 --> 00:03:37,080 Call your girls? Leslie with the coughing and the other Leslie who's a 45 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,919 costing people coughing and coughing in the costing. Yeah, Jacob is so growlly. 46 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,560 I love Jacob. He sent me a really sweet email. I love 47 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:50,520 him. Rita rocks the Basinette with Elizabeth Williamson's kids and probably a lot of 48 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,560 people's kids. I don't know what she's doing a big it's a king size, 49 00:03:53,639 --> 00:03:59,639 yes, California king A Fina, we love your dancing, and Polly, 50 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,520 we love you your pancakes and Valerie, Bubba Fenwick and Katerina check that 51 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:08,879 Moler and uh, Gabby and Missy you left them in New York? Did 52 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:12,159 you know that? I saw them in Times Square? And I have a 53 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:15,120 story about that. Okay, yeah, they were dressed up as characters. 54 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:20,600 Really yeah, uh, and that was troubling, and e Shan Vashpeg then 55 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,360 and Rebecca lu When is so cute and she lives in Hawaii now, oh 56 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:30,199 helloha, Kelly Brandt's not your aunt, and Alicia Escalante and Leslie, oh 57 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,720 we already sent her in. Sarah Stefano and Aaron's a dirty Sanchez and Jennifer 58 00:04:34,759 --> 00:04:39,720 get up and Sandra's not easy being green and Christa you make me want a 59 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:45,680 stroup and Stephanie's a stinker. Yeah, so tell us all right, like 60 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,560 how okay? So first of all, and she'll never listen to this, 61 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:57,480 but my daughter elb so fucking moody the whole time, so she never went 62 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,920 through a real teenage. You know how, I'm always ragging on how close 63 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:05,759 ilbe and I are and you know, she tells me everything and not so 64 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:10,399 much on our trip to Really yeah, I was expecting. I was expecting 65 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:15,040 like girl time, girls are man teenagers. They can flip on a dime 66 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,399 on you. Right, It's like, wait, I thought we were cool 67 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:21,600 yesterday. I thought we were friends. I thought we were friends. And 68 00:05:21,639 --> 00:05:25,279 then the next thing, you know, it's like they're like, get out 69 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:28,199 of my room. I'm tired, I don't want to talk. I'm on 70 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,519 the phone. You know. It's like, all right, you relax, 71 00:05:30,639 --> 00:05:33,680 bitch. Oh yeah. Sometimes I'll be will be. I'll think she's either 72 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:40,079 maybe talking to Sadie Xander. She's like being super upbeat and yelling about something 73 00:05:40,079 --> 00:05:42,240 in the and I'll come in on the kitchen like, oh I want to 74 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,439 and she'll be like I'm on the phone. Like she'll give me that like 75 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,040 I'm on the phone, right, I'm like, right, all right, 76 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:55,480 well you're also in my house and I'm sorry that phone exactly exactly. This 77 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:59,759 bitch got so spoiled. In New York, we went to a show like 78 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,160 I know, you know, I'm couching this in a complaint. We had 79 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:06,319 an amazing time. It was just it was my first time really experiencing teenage 80 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:11,279 moodiness and she's nineteen. Yeah, and she just there was a lot of 81 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:16,079 on her AirPods, oh yeah, tuning me out. So we'd be in 82 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,360 the hotel room and I'm thinking, you know when you go on a trip 83 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:23,399 and you're with your friend and you're like, you get back to the hotel 84 00:06:23,439 --> 00:06:26,399 and then you want to debrief, like talk about stuff. No, Albe 85 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:30,240 did not want to debreeth Now, she was probably debriefing, but text with 86 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:33,959 her friends, right with you. No, not with me. And if 87 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:38,920 I tried to like talk to her, she'd give me like take one like 88 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,839 she'd give me the take one out and kind of go like you're bothering her, 89 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,519 yes, Linette. And on the plane too, oh yeah, and 90 00:06:46,519 --> 00:06:49,279 I'm playing forget it. Did not want to deal with it at all. 91 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:55,279 Yeah I can. I I'm going to tell you the kind of little argument 92 00:06:55,319 --> 00:06:59,680 that we that we got into on the way home. I realize I'm already 93 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:03,360 just complaining and I don't really want to do that. But so we were 94 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:09,560 on the plane. We've had a great week except for the parts where she 95 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,959 just wasn't really talking to me, and I have to go, hey, 96 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,720 do you want to talk about it is something bothering you, like right, 97 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:20,000 no, fine, right, okay, uh. And then We're on the 98 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:24,079 plane on the way home, and I'm having this like weird thing with my 99 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:28,399 AirPods where I don't know if this has ever happened to you. It's a 100 00:07:28,439 --> 00:07:33,000 really crazy story. Buckle up, but air pods charged up, but then 101 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,160 all of a sudden they just said zero percent, like they were out all 102 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:41,160 the time. We're so over it. Yes, in fact, I almost 103 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,560 bought her like a couple of days ago, but I said, eh, 104 00:07:45,079 --> 00:07:48,439 because sometimes it works. I have the thing on the charger all night and 105 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:54,519 then you put them in and it's like like the one goes like, yeah, 106 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,160 is dead. And then now I gotta listen out to one side of 107 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,319 the year and you feel a little lapsided that way, right, you got 108 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:03,639 an earache and the other ear right right. Yeah, it throws me off. 109 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:07,000 Well, what generation of AirPods do you have? Good question? Mine 110 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:11,480 are not AirPod pros. Oh well, I just I don't know if mine 111 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,759 are pros. But I have like the first generation ones, and that one 112 00:08:13,879 --> 00:08:18,079 happens so often I just expect it now. Yeah, So I don't know 113 00:08:18,079 --> 00:08:20,199 if they happen with the newer models. I don't have the newer model, 114 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:24,000 and I don't have the ros either. But I don't like the pros either 115 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:28,000 because they're too big and clunky and they just fall out of my ear But 116 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:31,360 I think I have like maybe the second generation. What generations are there, 117 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:35,919 that's a good question. I would imagine they're on at least three. Okay, 118 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,600 yeah, I have an early gen. I'm on an earlier one too, 119 00:08:37,639 --> 00:08:41,720 And my kids all got the pros. Remember when I was trying to 120 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,320 figure out something to get them like two years ago for Christmas, and I 121 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,240 got them the pros, even though in my mind, I'm like, the 122 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:52,679 first one's work just fine. Yeah, But like I'm still on an on 123 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,519 an iPhone ten, like I'm getting a new one. But it's like I'm 124 00:08:54,519 --> 00:08:58,559 always like, right, if it's not it's not broken, right, why 125 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,039 it's fine? Well, but it is now broken the earbuds. But like, 126 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,000 here's the thing. I think it's like with the iPhone because when you 127 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,120 you always have to keep up, upgrade, up grade, Right, It's 128 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:13,360 the same thing with the ear pods. Right, So mostly they work fine, 129 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,159 but I'm on the plane and they go do they do the So I'm 130 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,679 like, that's so weird. So then I was like, I've only been 131 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:22,440 using them for like two hours. So I put them back in the case 132 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:26,399 and check and it says they're at like sixty five seventy percent. So I 133 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:30,240 say to Elbie, like, I got this big, crazy story to share. 134 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:35,639 I'm like, Elbe and she takes her ear. Yeah. She looks 135 00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:39,080 at me and I said, so, it's so weird with my air pods. 136 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,120 And I tell her the story and she just looks at me like I'm 137 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,000 something on the bottom of her shoe, and she goes, I don't know 138 00:09:46,039 --> 00:09:50,960 what to tell you. Yeah, And I'm like, what, I wasn't 139 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:56,000 expecting it sounds hard, Yes, that sounds hard. I too have been 140 00:09:56,039 --> 00:10:01,360 thirsty with That's what was the movie? Was that from with Whatdy Harrelson. 141 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:09,519 It's like he Got Game maybe or the movie where he's bat there playing basketball 142 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,039 with that white man can't jump, Yeah, white man can't jump. He's 143 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,559 got a girlfriend and she's telling him something and he's trying to fix it and 144 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,679 she's like, just say, I too have been thirsty. John and I 145 00:10:18,759 --> 00:10:22,279 do that to each other a lot. If I tell him something that he's 146 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,200 just like, I too have been thirsty. That's cute. That's all I 147 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,879 was wanting from her, just like yeah, oh that's you know what, 148 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,440 or oh my god, that's happened to me. It's so frustrating. No, 149 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,759 she's just like, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, 150 00:10:35,759 --> 00:10:39,399 And I'm like, you don't have to tell me anything, bitch, like 151 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,240 forget it, go back, okay. So then later towards the very end 152 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:48,600 of the flight, she's got a complaint about her AirPods, but she has 153 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,559 a lot of nerves. She's just like, so weird, my AirPods did 154 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,000 a weird thing. And I said, well, I'm going to tell you 155 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,840 what you told me when I tried to share an air pod story with you 156 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,480 don't know what to tell you. And then I tried to do it real 157 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:03,519 bitchy and then like look away to show her if that's how she acted. 158 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,000 It didn't have quite the effect, didn't stick, Like she just got no, 159 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,759 she just got more irritated, like how did I get hurt? You 160 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:15,799 know, because she'd forgotten about our earlier exchange or didn't notice that it hurt 161 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:20,919 my feelings. Yeah, but you know, it's that thing where and I 162 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,480 know Albie has some social anxiety, so she likes to talk real quiet in 163 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:30,399 a restaurant. But I always feel kind of stupid, like I'm being embarrassing, 164 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,919 do you know what I mean? Like like, oh, I'm doing 165 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:37,159 something, and then in my mind, I'm having this internal dialogue like I'm 166 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,000 not that uncool, like I'm here to be on the freaking Drew Barrymore Show. 167 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,519 What do you want from? Like somebody thinks I'm cool? People? 168 00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:48,440 Yeah, yeah, they flew me here and then I flew you here? 169 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,679 So how am I that? And how am I embarrassing you that badly all 170 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,240 the time? How do you seem so uncomfortable like I'm going to do or 171 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:58,919 say the wrong thing? Just because they're teenagers, that's what they're They're wired 172 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:03,840 that way, especially with the teenage girl and their mom. Sonny's different, 173 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:09,159 Like Sonny just doesn't. He's totally cool with me, like fine, same 174 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,679 with Xander, right, but also same with Sadie. And they're sixteen. 175 00:12:11,759 --> 00:12:18,120 Yeah, and they like Xander thinks I'm hilarious and he loves like Xander loves 176 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:22,000 to do stuff that's silly or that is embarrassing or he loves to do like 177 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,759 bits with people, or have a dry sense of humor, or talk to 178 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:31,240 strangers. He thinks it's so fun and hilarious. Right right, everybody personality 179 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:37,600 is different. So what so what else? 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What area 205 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:37,279 were you staying in the city, Midtown Manhattan. So we wanted to go 206 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:41,440 to this restaurant called Wagamama, which there's one in London. Then John and 207 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:45,320 I went two years ago, and then John took Sadie and Xander when he 208 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:50,039 went last spring. So elbe and I wanted to go there. My mom 209 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080 and brother used to go there all the time when they first moved to England. 210 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,039 They don't live in London, they live in you know, kind of 211 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,240 the country. But and you said that name, I was like, Oh, 212 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:00,399 they used to go to that place all the time. Really, so 213 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:05,279 maybe it's an English restaurant. I think it is, but it's well, 214 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,200 it's like a noodle place. It's a ramen thing, so it's not like 215 00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:16,440 Shepherd's fire Love. They love loves and noodles. That's Elvi's favorite food is 216 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:22,639 ramen. She loves it. So the one in London is like all kind 217 00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:28,519 of computerized, like a little robot your table, and it's really cool. 218 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,519 The one in New York is just like a normal like a chinchin like a 219 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:35,919 Chinese restaurant kind of. But anyway, it happened to be literally one block 220 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,879 from our hotel and we've been planning to go, so we went to dinner 221 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:46,120 there. Now it's like only like eight o'clock, so really like five o'clock 222 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:50,759 our time. But we're tired. But isn't that a weird But we don't 223 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,639 want to waste We're like, this is our first night in New York, 224 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,279 But what are we going to do? Go clubbing? Like, you know, 225 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,440 it's a Monday night too, so we're like, you know what, 226 00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:03,360 let's go for a walk at least, even though it's freezing cold. So 227 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:10,440 we walked to Times Square and Elbie was in heaven like she was. She 228 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,240 hasn't been to New York since she was eight, right, so this she's 229 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,799 like our first time. It felt like her first time, and she was 230 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:22,399 loving it. And of course constant like Instagram stories or whatever whatever the kids 231 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:29,159 do, tiktoking, snap grahams, snap gramming, snapping, texting, facetiming, 232 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:33,200 like a lot's going on that does not include me. Yes. The 233 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,679 only time it include you, though, is when they hand the phone to 234 00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,720 you and go, can you take a picture? Are you too? Back 235 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:41,679 up a little bit, go from a hop hut, go down low, 236 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,399 go get my profile now, let me look, let me check it. 237 00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:48,639 Do it again? Yes, yeah, that's what they do. And what's 238 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:52,120 the one that's like, what's the point they wanted? Two point oh? 239 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,159 Yeah, don't do it on a zero? Do it regular? No? 240 00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:56,759 No, no, it's too close. Yeah, do it a point five? 241 00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:02,120 Yeah. And in fact, somebody lay oh, my publicist. That 242 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:06,480 sounds very fraggy. But the publicist for my book who was with us and 243 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:10,440 Drew Barrymore took is young. She's only like twenty seven, right. She 244 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:14,319 took some pictures and immediately handed him on Elbie's phone, was like I took 245 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,400 him in point five or whatever else, and Alb's like, oh, cool, 246 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,960 cool, you know, like they all know this. I don't even 247 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,160 know what that means. I've never even heard of this before. You know, 248 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:26,039 on your phone, like you can zoom in and zoom out it says 249 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:27,720 point zero five and then you could go, yeah, I didn't know that 250 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:32,200 that was a thing. I know. That's how all the kids. Yes, 251 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:33,680 I guess, so it has to be a certain yeah. Yeah, 252 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,000 And if you don't do it that way, it's not cool, right, 253 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,880 Like it's wrong, yeah, you know. And LB will be like, 254 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,359 mom, can you put it in point five like as the funk? And 255 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,440 then I have to be like, I don't I don't know what that is. 256 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:48,000 How do you even find that? She's like, it's right here on 257 00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:51,000 the phone. You just go, you just go, and I'm not even 258 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,519 looking. I'm just like, okay, whatever, you do it, and 259 00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:56,480 I'll take the picture yeah, and then yes, and then she has to 260 00:17:56,519 --> 00:18:00,039 look at them right right and go not this one, not this one, 261 00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:06,000 and then she spends so much time figuring out what pictures are going to be 262 00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:10,279 part of it. Yeah. So anyway she's doing that, and then we 263 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:15,319 come back to the room and I'm tired because I'm old and I've been traveling 264 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,880 all day and not up early, and also you know, I have like 265 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:23,160 travel anxiety, so there's a lot of and I'm with her, so I 266 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,319 want to make sure. I'm constantly like, do I still do have my 267 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:30,039 boarding passes? Are they still in my Apple wallet? Do I have my 268 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:33,319 this? Do I have my phone? Where's my wallet? Every frickin hour, 269 00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:36,920 I'm like, I lost my wallet. My wallet's gone. And then 270 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,160 I'm like, oh, here it is because it's black. I'm carrying like 271 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:45,119 a black purse backpack and the wallet's black, so it's camouflage. Yes, 272 00:18:45,319 --> 00:18:48,559 yeah, in my purse. So I have to feel around like a blind 273 00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:51,039 person and I'm like, wait, that feels like a wallet, and then 274 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:55,279 I pull it out and I'm like, that's my phone. Because I'm constantly 275 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,640 like if I lose my wallet, totally fucked, like I'll never You're never 276 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:03,559 getting home. No, I have that thing, and I'm constantly catastrophizing and 277 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:07,400 then going, Okay, what's worst case scenario. I made John sit with 278 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:11,759 me and go, Okay, worst case scenario, lose my wallet and lose 279 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:15,839 my phone. Now what And he's like, Okay, you'll use LB's phone, 280 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,400 you'll call me or you'll call Like I'm like, what if I don't 281 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,240 have an I D how am I going to get home? I'm never going 282 00:19:21,319 --> 00:19:25,160 to get home. And then he'll go, well, they have contingencies for 283 00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:27,680 stuff, like like, it'll work. Happens. You're not the only first 284 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:32,279 person to travel that loses there, right, Yeah, but I feel like 285 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,160 I know, yeah, it's happened to me. You left your wallet in 286 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,680 a strip club or your person. I'll never forget that my credit card and 287 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:45,599 a strip club. I left my purse, my purse, Yeah, because 288 00:19:45,599 --> 00:19:49,039 I had a backpack and I had like a like a like travel purse at 289 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:56,400 security. Yes, that one time that I got I never I never got 290 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,559 it back. I got home. Well, but it was when I was 291 00:19:59,559 --> 00:20:03,759 coming back from So it was when I was returning back to LA on the 292 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:07,519 way like leaving New York going through security because I'm not used to that little 293 00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:11,119 purse. I just took off, got my backpack and my back and then 294 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:14,599 left and then realized when I got on the plane, oh shit, I 295 00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:17,680 don't have my purse. I left it at security on the plane to New 296 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:21,720 York, on the way home from from New York okay, coming home, 297 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,160 Okay, so then your your home, you're landed. And I left it 298 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,359 in New York at security, yes, and never to be found again. 299 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,720 And it was a cute purse from Zara. But anyway, but did it 300 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:33,720 have your phone? It didn't have anything important in it. It had my 301 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:41,960 ID, my credit cards, yeah, but not your phone. Yeah. 302 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,200 My phone was in my pocket of my jacket. Yeah yeah, okay, 303 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,000 and then you had to just go to the DMV and had to get another 304 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:52,839 driver's license. I had to cancel my credit cards. I think my keys 305 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:56,119 were in it, and that was about it. My favorite lip gloss maybe 306 00:20:56,119 --> 00:21:00,880 that was about it. Yeah, I know, night, I know, 307 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:07,119 night. Yeah. So I'm constantly checking for everything. So anyway, we 308 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:11,799 go back to the hotel, and that that's where I started got the first 309 00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:17,079 dose of being completely tuned out. Like I thought we'd I guess in Elvie's 310 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,799 mind. To be fair, she was like, I talked to you all 311 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,440 day, like we were on a plane together, even though in my mind, 312 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,880 I'm like, but we didn't really talk on the plane, which I 313 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,160 thought we were saving up all our conversation for when we got to New York, 314 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,759 because you know, you're on a plane, there's somebody sitting next to 315 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:34,000 you. I get it inside voices, you know. But I thought we 316 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:38,839 would talk have girl time. No, not so much. So then second 317 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:45,640 morning I went to I had Okay, so pretty early I had to go 318 00:21:45,759 --> 00:21:52,400 hair and makeup ready to do this interview for CBS Saturday Morning News, which 319 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:56,279 if you watch it, maybe there'll be a little b roll of what's happening 320 00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:02,599 right now. Yeah, no sound. But so it was happening at a 321 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:07,920 house out in like New York, outside of the city, like forty minutes 322 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:12,319 outside of the city, in the snow. So we drove to this house. 323 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,799 So Elbie had an option, she could have stayed back at the hotel, 324 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,720 but it was very quick. I mean it was the very first morning. 325 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:22,559 So I think she was like, I'll just come. I don't want 326 00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:26,799 to just be at the hotel by myself right at that point. So she 327 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:33,720 came and then it wasn't a great situation because it was the house was really 328 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:37,640 cold. It was just some random person's house who was renting it, you 329 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,519 know, for locations, so it was cold. There was a very small 330 00:22:41,599 --> 00:22:45,240 crew. It was all men, so it was just like a camera sound, 331 00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:51,240 the director, the anchor, all guys. So no like hair and 332 00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:55,640 makeup or like proper snacks like it was, you know, we hadn't really 333 00:22:55,680 --> 00:23:00,319 eaten, so we do that, and so that's where she was like having 334 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:03,519 starting to already have none of it. Like after the interview, I go 335 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:07,759 over. She's sitting in a corner wearing her puffer coat, making it very 336 00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:11,720 obvious that this is not a good time for her, which I was like, 337 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,319 well, wasn't really supposed to be a good time for you. It 338 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:19,319 was me doing some press for my book. But I feel bad because you 339 00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:23,599 know, yeh, hethile pleaser my daughter. I want her to be having 340 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,920 fun. So I'm just like, We're going to have a great rest of 341 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:33,240 the day. Spoiler alert. We did not, but now it was because 342 00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,799 Wednesday was really fun. That was Drew Barrymore. We went to go see 343 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:42,160 six the musical we did. She went shopping by herself. So so now 344 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,200 it's Tuesday and I'm like trying to promise her a good time. We'll go 345 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:48,440 get a good dinner, like it'll be great. So we get back to 346 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,079 the hotel, we chill for a little bit, we go and we have 347 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,720 like an early dinner. Basically we have this great at this great Ramen place. 348 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:03,720 It's like literally two doors down from our hotel is this highly rated, 349 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,759 delicious ramen place and it's her favorite food. So we got a great meal 350 00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:11,559 and then we were like, well, let's go do something. Yeah, 351 00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,960 but she's nineteen, and also we're kind of tired and we have a big 352 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:18,839 day the next day. And also snowing. If it was springtime in New 353 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,000 York, you could like walk, right, that's the thing to do is 354 00:24:22,079 --> 00:24:25,599 just to walk around, right, and you know, stop for coffee or 355 00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:29,359 tea or whatever, you know, just snacks, slice of pizza, right, 356 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,799 but not cold. It was snowing, yeah, and it was like 357 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,799 really snowing, right, isn't that when the cold that blizard like came into 358 00:24:37,839 --> 00:24:41,799 Buffalo. Oh yeah covered the stadium. That No, that was that was 359 00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:47,160 the next day. Oh okay, that was the day we left, apparently 360 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:51,759 schools got shut down and flights got canceled. No, we missed that. 361 00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,640 We had a little bit of snow flury. It wasn't that bad, okay, 362 00:24:55,279 --> 00:24:59,599 but so we we She wanted to go to the Harry Potter store, 363 00:24:59,839 --> 00:25:03,839 so we uber to the Harry Potter Store, and then we walked to the 364 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,359 Strand Bookstore, which is kind of a famous It's like a big bookstore. 365 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,200 It was fun. She bought a tote bag, you know. I mean 366 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:15,240 I was starting to already feel like I'm not showing her the New York, 367 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,839 you know. But then I was like, okay, but tomorrow is going 368 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,200 to be a great day. And it was. So we go back to 369 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:27,440 the hotel and we're like, it seems so wasted. It's only like nine 370 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:32,319 o'clock at night now. So we went to the hotel, our hotel restaurant 371 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:36,119 bar, which was supposed to be playing live music, but once by the 372 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,640 time we got there, they were they had just wrapped up, and uh, 373 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:44,480 it was yeah, and this is where she was starting to get into 374 00:25:44,519 --> 00:25:49,519 a really bad mood. So yeah, so she was just were you guys 375 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:53,640 like watching movies in the hotel or anything like that. No, No, 376 00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:59,359 I watched a movie on my phone. I believe she watched TikTok on her 377 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,039 phone. This squirrel is addicted to TikTok. I think all of them are. 378 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,599 Yeah, yeah, I don't, I mean yeah she and she even 379 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,880 said she's like, I'm addicted to it, Like I don't. I have 380 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,039 to be able to watch it on the plane. I don't know what I'll 381 00:26:12,079 --> 00:26:15,799 do if I count. But was she able to watch it on the plane? 382 00:26:15,839 --> 00:26:19,440 Yeah, we had internet on the plane. But anyway, it was 383 00:26:19,519 --> 00:26:22,400 fine. It was a it was a fun night. By the next morning 384 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:26,240 she was in a better mood. And that was the Drew Morning night. 385 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:33,119 So I will tell you about the Drew Show. It was really really fun. 386 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:40,079 I cannot wait. So we get there and they had hair and makeup. 387 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,759 I had come camera ready, but like the hair and makeup people helped 388 00:26:42,799 --> 00:26:47,119 me. And then the hair lady, I was like, can you fix 389 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:52,079 my hair? So New York the weather is very very dry, very very 390 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:56,880 dry in America, and my hair was horrible, like it just was static 391 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,079 electricity and fly away. So I go in and I said, hey, 392 00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:03,440 is there any way you can like fix my hair a little bit? And 393 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:10,920 She's like, yeah, do you use conditioner? Of course I use conditioner. 394 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:15,119 What kind of a question is that? Obviously I use Like it was 395 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,640 felt so kind of meane. I said, yeah, of course I use 396 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,200 conditioner, and she goes, but do you use leaven conditioner? And I 397 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,599 said, well no, not normally because it in LA that would make my 398 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,839 hair greasy, Like I don't I don't need that in LA. She's like, 399 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,240 hmm, well your hair is very static, staticky and it's very fly 400 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:38,519 away. Wow, okay, well can you put some hairspray in it? 401 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:45,400 Like I do you solve that or you fly away? So she fixed my 402 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,400 hair. Also, there was the big am I going to wear my glasses? 403 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,599 Yeah? So the kids Sadie and Xander were like, mom, were 404 00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:56,039 are your glasses? You're going to be more comfortable because you know I see 405 00:27:56,079 --> 00:28:00,480 double without glasses. I'm trying to get surgery to fix that. But in 406 00:28:00,559 --> 00:28:06,480 the meantime I can't see without my glasses. I can't wear contacts because I 407 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:11,119 have double vision, but I should. You know, Elb is going to 408 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,519 be more honest. She's like, you got to lose the glasses. So 409 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:18,559 I was like, okay, So I brought contacts to wear. I'm like, 410 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,680 okay, here's what I'll be able to focus on. If I'm sitting 411 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,640 next to Drew Barrymore, I'll totally be able to focus on her just fine. 412 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:30,480 But if I look out into the audience, it's going to be yeah. 413 00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:34,160 So Elvie's like, yeah, suffer. So I was like, okay, 414 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,200 so I'm all ready. And then right before I went out, because 415 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,519 I couldn't read even I couldn't. I can't see my hands with my contact 416 00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:45,960 lenses. Wow. So I put in my contacts and I go out there, 417 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:52,160 and Drew was so nice. And then they said, the first time 418 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,319 you met her was when you came out or did she know she couldn't, 419 00:28:55,319 --> 00:29:00,480 because so she was. She They taped two shows in a row two half 420 00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:03,519 hours, so the first one was with Clive Owen, so she I was 421 00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:07,200 watching on the monitor. She was doing the interview with Clive. As soon 422 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,640 as that show wrapped, they brought me backstage. But they told me that 423 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,000 she was really excited to meet me and that she was reading my book and 424 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:19,400 that she'd They were like, oh, she just can't wait for this interview, 425 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,960 and she feels like nobody's had such a close parallel to her story, 426 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,519 and like, I know it's so hard to be like a child star, 427 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:32,960 and like when I was starring in ET and then like started drinking at thirteen, 428 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:37,839 you know, my story it's so similar to hers. I was like, 429 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:41,480 she's an A list celebrity, how are our stories? But I guess 430 00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:45,039 she kind of like no. I you know, felt like the way she 431 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:51,960 drank was very similar, not having like a low bottom, but having people 432 00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:56,920 say stuff for being the one that accidentally gets drunk when she doesn't mean to. 433 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:03,240 And so she started by her introduction for anybody who saw it was super 434 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:07,680 effusive, like she was just like, I love this book and this person's 435 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,799 story is so much like mine. And then when I came out, so 436 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:17,640 I had had a very in depth pre interview, here's what you're gonna get 437 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:22,440 asked, kind of try to memorize this, like really in my email, 438 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,759 it was like, then she's going to ask you this, then here's what 439 00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:26,319 you said, or here's what's in your book, or here's what was in 440 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:33,119 your interview. I do kind of know better than to really try to memorize 441 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:34,519 it, because I know that you have to be ready for things to be 442 00:30:34,599 --> 00:30:38,400 different. But when I tell you that, she just threw away like that 443 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:44,599 has nothing to do. What the fuck? It was fine, but it 444 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:48,920 was her like what she felt like. I don't think she looked at the 445 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,559 teleprompter, so I was like, okay, Like right from the jump she 446 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,039 asked me something totally different. So I was like, okay, here we 447 00:30:56,079 --> 00:31:00,599 go, like let's roll and it was fun, like yeah, it was. 448 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,119 It was great. It was better than fine. It seems like she 449 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,359 was really interested and she's just kind of more natural. I think, like 450 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,240 when I've been on the Today Show, it's very very structured, Like you 451 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,079 they asked, they don't they're not interested, they have not read your book, 452 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,039 they don't care. So they're just doing a segment. They do a 453 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:25,480 million segments. They're probably doing ten segments in every show. They're just like 454 00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:30,319 reading the teleprompter and then you answer the question. You're selling your book. 455 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,519 They're asking you like, so, what what made you decide to write this 456 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:37,119 book? And then you have to sell your book. The beautiful thing was 457 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,759 that Drew was selling the book. Yes, so she's telling her story a 458 00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:47,920 little bit and sharing stuff with me, And then it wasn't so much as 459 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:51,720 an interview as it felt like a conversation and I really appreciated that, Like 460 00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:56,400 I appreciated that we were just like talking totally. Yeah, and then she 461 00:31:56,519 --> 00:32:00,000 was so cute with Elb. So Elbe had known ahead of time that they're 462 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:01,839 going to go to her, and she had a question and she answered the 463 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:08,200 question, and they cut out a lot of I thought funny moments because she 464 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:15,319 was asking me. She was telling me that her ex husband's parents and family 465 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,400 were not big drinkers, and I was like, yeah, same with John. 466 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:22,680 They're all normal. And then we were like so annoying. We're both 467 00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:24,839 like, it's so annoying, They're all normal. And then we were talking 468 00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:30,759 about I thought I saw that online because I went to I didn't see the 469 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,359 actual airing of it. I went I did on YouTube, and then there 470 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,680 was a link to the website. Went to the website and clicked on all 471 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,640 the clips, and I thought there was a moment, Well, there was 472 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:44,000 a moment where she talked about her ex husband and I talked about John and 473 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:46,759 how I thought John was an alcoholic or thought he he had a drinking problem. 474 00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:51,079 That turns out he doesn't. And then I was like so disappointing, 475 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,480 and that was a similar moment. Maybe that's why they cut the other thing 476 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:58,960 out. But then there was a moment where she was saying about her grandfather 477 00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:02,119 was like a raging alcohe and I was saying that my father. She was, 478 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,559 I think, talking about her father and I was talking about my father. 479 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,920 And then we were saying, oh, like they were just raging alcoholics, 480 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,680 and I go, oh, yeah, my father was like a total 481 00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:14,720 pill addict. And then we were like, oh my god. I mean, 482 00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:17,920 there was some funny, lighter moments. It was a little the piece 483 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,160 felt a little serious, but whatever, it was great. It's great. 484 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:27,240 Everybody was super happy with it. Then I went to lunch with my book 485 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,119 publisher. Yeah, wait, should we take a quick break, and then 486 00:33:30,359 --> 00:33:34,839 because I want to hear yes, and then I'll have more for you. 487 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,400 Hey, let's talk about microdose microdosing. This is all the rage, yes 488 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:44,920 right now, Kaylin. You love to microdose? Yeah, I especially at 489 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,279 the end of the day, after like a long hard day work. I 490 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:51,519 like to just relax, lay in bed a little microdose gummy. It really 491 00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:55,720 takes the edge off. Microdose gummies deliver perfect entry level doses of THC that 492 00:33:55,799 --> 00:34:00,039 help you feel just the right amount of good. Yes, I did the 493 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:02,680 same. I do the same thing Kaylin does, like I like to take 494 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,079 it at the end of the day and it does it actually helps me sleep 495 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:13,239 really well. Yeah. John really likes these Loomy Lab microdose gummies and he 496 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,760 says they help him work and just kind of relieves that background anxiety, that 497 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,559 critical voice that he gets in his head when he's working, and it just 498 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:28,239 kind of helps him like focus and relaxing, you know. So it's great 499 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:34,360 for creativity. Yes, yes, working after working out exactly. So get 500 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:38,320 thirty percent off your first order plus free shipping today at microdose dot com promo 501 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:44,960 code f cool. It's available nationwide. That's microdose dot Com promo code f 502 00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:50,559 cool for thirty percent off and free shipping microdose dot Com promo code fcol. 503 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:57,840 Okay, So where was I? Okay? So I so after the show 504 00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,519 went to lunch with my with the head of my gallery books. Oh, 505 00:35:01,639 --> 00:35:05,000 I just wanted to say, it looked like they gave you a goodie bag. 506 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,960 Which, yeah, you're like, oh, you're gonna get a good 507 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,599 bagg you went, No, I don't think they do that. And the 508 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:15,679 robe I got it was so unexpected. It was. I was like, 509 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,599 it had my name on it, and it was a tope bag from the 510 00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:23,719 jew Berry Moore Show. And this really soft of just a gray It wasn't 511 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,760 a hoodie, but it was a gray like crew neck sweatshirt. It says 512 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,719 the Drew Show. Oh cute. I know, it's really really cute. 513 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:36,000 And then she has a makeup company. Oh so I got like a little 514 00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,559 like a like a prime makeup primer and like a little I don't know, 515 00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:43,320 it's like a little scribble pen that you can use for like your lips or 516 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,280 you know. It's cute. I know. I felt very spoiled. Yeah, 517 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:53,719 so I went to lunch with my boss basically and who had some fun 518 00:35:53,840 --> 00:36:00,199 Britney Spears stories because they published Britney Spears, my company did. Yeah, 519 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:07,239 so that was that was very interesting and let's see. Okay, So then 520 00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:10,559 I had to get myself to this podcast. Have you heard of the podcast 521 00:36:10,639 --> 00:36:19,679 called The Last Day? Stephanie Whittle's wax. She she it's this big podcast 522 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,719 and she lost her brother to a drug overdose and he was a writer, 523 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:31,119 like a like a comedy writer and anyway, so she interviewed me. So 524 00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:36,239 I had to go to this studio. Meanwhile, Elbe did not come to 525 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,400 lunch. She went and went shopping by herself and had a lovely time. 526 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:45,639 I got plenty of Elbie time facetiming her friends. Apparently while she was shopping, 527 00:36:45,679 --> 00:36:49,960 she had a really good time. So you would think she would have 528 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,840 been super happy to see me. Yeah, herds. The end of the 529 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:57,679 day, I go do the podcast is a couple hours there, so we're 530 00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,800 apart for like five hours, and then I caller right after the podcast that 531 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,559 I'm like, okay, so it's six o'clock. The show starts at seven. 532 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,920 I'm a little the uber is going to take a thirty minutes to get 533 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:15,880 to either the hotel or the theater the way the way it's situated, right, 534 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,400 So I was like, why don't just uber to the theater and I'll 535 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,679 meet you there, and so uh so she was a little bit like, 536 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,960 oh, okay, meet you at the theater. But we met at the 537 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:32,119 theater. We saw six. It was phenomenal. Loved it. I think 538 00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:36,239 it was definitely the high point of her trip. Really. Yeah, she 539 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:44,280 absolutely about it. It's the wives of Henry the Eighth, different wives and 540 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,960 they all their stories. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 541 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:52,480 the six wives. What two of them were beheaded, one of them died, 542 00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:59,320 oh, and one of them survived. It's it's but it's funny. 543 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:04,239 Yeah, it's very funny, and it's really good songs. It was great. 544 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,079 It was really great. It was fun highlight and it was it's only 545 00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:13,159 ninety minutes now, intermission, it flies by. So we did that. 546 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,599 Then we went back to our hotel. Then we were like, okay, 547 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:21,239 we're hungry, so we walked and it was for a reason called it was 548 00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:27,239 like ten degrees, but we walked to a pizza place for dinner, and 549 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,320 then we came home, went back to our room. Then the next day 550 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,920 we're like, okay, we have I purposely had us fly out a little 551 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:37,239 later in the afternoon so we could have a little time in the morning. 552 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:45,719 So we went to lunch and then we walked to Times Square to see it 553 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,039 during the daytime. So you know Times Square, there's all these like characters, 554 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:54,000 right, There's like a big King Kong, like somebody dresses up in 555 00:38:54,039 --> 00:39:00,360 a big gorilla suit. There's like these different characters. Shit. Yeah, 556 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:06,199 we're walking by and I'm trying to keep Elbe from posing for any pictures because 557 00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:10,679 they charge you yah, right, it's like Hollywood and Vine exactly, Hollywood 558 00:39:10,679 --> 00:39:16,800 and Highland. Yes, the yeah, oh my god. So I know 559 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,480 better than to do that, even though I've not really been in that situation, 560 00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:25,679 but it's just not you don't. So Elbe one of the characters like 561 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,159 pulls her in and like to pose for a picture, and I was like, 562 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:35,440 oh no. So Elbie's like oh okay, Like, well, what 563 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,920 are you supposed to do if somebody pulls you in? Hould her in, 564 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,679 like with arm around her and like come on, and they're gesturing to me, 565 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,960 take take a picture, take a picture. So then another character gets 566 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:52,119 in there. It's like I can't even it's hard to explain it unless you've 567 00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:55,000 unless you've felt this. It's like they're all in cohoots with each other, 568 00:39:55,239 --> 00:40:00,360 right, They're all like and it's like they smell blood. It's like a 569 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,280 yeah, like you have a cut and you're in the water and one shark 570 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,920 is like oh and then the other sharks come over and they're like, oh 571 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:12,280 meal time. Right, So like four other characters are appear out of nowhere. 572 00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:15,880 They're all posing with her. Then one of the other characters grabs her 573 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,000 phone and is taking a picture, and then Elbie's like, mom, get 574 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,639 in the pic, Get in the picture. What's their endgame? Are they 575 00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:27,320 dividing up my box? Like well, do you have to like hey each 576 00:40:27,519 --> 00:40:31,840 one or so here's what happened. Yeah, So I'm like I just so 577 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:35,880 I go dig in my wallet and I've got a five dollar bill and I 578 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,119 go to hand five dollars and the guy's like oh uh uh, and he 579 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:44,679 hands me this. They have like a laminated card that says it's twenty dollars. 580 00:40:45,519 --> 00:40:49,320 So now my life flashes before my eyes, right, like a lot 581 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,960 of scenarios. Now, all this trip has been building to this, Like 582 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,199 I already embarrassed my daughter, right, Like the last thing she wants is 583 00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:01,239 a scene. Is like me getting in an argument right with somebody. But 584 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:06,239 on the other hand, I'm like, twenty dollars, go fuck yourself, 585 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,840 you know, That's what's in my head. But I'm like, I have 586 00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:14,760 and there's a twenty dollars bill which is supposed to be for the driver who's 587 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,880 going to take us to the airport. Like I'm saving that twenty dollars bill 588 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:22,119 or tip. But I'm like I have this Sophie's choice going on in my 589 00:41:22,199 --> 00:41:28,039 head, like really do I have a fight with the guy. So I'm 590 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:31,199 like, fine, So I give the guy twenty dollars and I'm like, 591 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,079 come on, Ilbe, Yeah, And then the other guy is like, 592 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:38,159 wait a minute, what about I need five dollars? And I go, 593 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:43,519 I literally go, go fuck yourself. I go, that guy just got 594 00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:45,679 twenty dollars. I go, you guys can divide it up. And then 595 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:50,039 I move with Elbe and we walk away, and then Elbie goes, oh, 596 00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,440 I didn't know it costs money to do that, And I go, 597 00:41:52,559 --> 00:41:54,519 what do you think they're out there for their health, for either enjoying themsel 598 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,679 you think every morning that guy's like, you know what I want to do 599 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,400 today? Dress up in a giant monkey suit and go hang around Times Square 600 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,639 on the freezing car. Well, that's what they do. It's all about 601 00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,880 money. It's all tips that. So they're making a great living. They're 602 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:13,320 making more money than I am. And then Elbie goes, well, well 603 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,840 why did you pay? Why did you give him twenty dollars? Because now 604 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,159 I'm complaining right now, like I had to give the guy twenty dollars. 605 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:20,480 She goes, well, why did you give him twenty dollars, I said, 606 00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:23,639 because if I didn't, he would have been following me down the street. 607 00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:28,039 Like listen, do I know for a fact that he was going to 608 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,480 harass me if I refuse to give him twenty dollars? No, I don't 609 00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:34,519 know that. But that was a chance I wasn't willing to take now. 610 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,119 And also, what are you supposed to do, like, I'll give me 611 00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,880 like two bucks back, like change or you know what I mean? Or 612 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:45,000 I don't know, and it's tad twenty bucks. I could have just given 613 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:46,599 him the fun. Well that's the thing. It's like, Well, the 614 00:42:46,679 --> 00:42:51,880 twenty dollars that he wrote that he's telling people at costs is kind of arbitrary 615 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,000 when you consider that I didn't sign up for that. I didn't say hey, 616 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,480 can you take a picture here? He pulled her in and made us 617 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,000 take pictures. I guess I could have been like, no Elbie, we're 618 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:06,239 not taking a picture with them. Yeah, but also it seems we like 619 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,480 it's not like he showed it to me first and was like, just so 620 00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:10,760 you know, we're going to take some pictures with your kid, and it's 621 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,039 going to be twenty bucks. Is that cool? Yeah? No, they 622 00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:16,559 don't do that. They just go twenty dollars, twenty dollars. So I 623 00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:21,199 was like, well, Ilbe, I said, knowing you, I said, 624 00:43:21,199 --> 00:43:23,800 you would have been really upset if I started arguing with the guy and 625 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:29,480 like had us had to run away, like you would have never forgiven me 626 00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:31,039 for that. And she was like, oh, well, I don't know. 627 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,639 I mean, she's like, ill, no, next I go next 628 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,880 time, skirt away from them because they're trying to do that. And they're 629 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,679 also harassing you to take these bus tours. Oh right, you're going to 630 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:49,280 say the bus tours come on. They're like in your face with these flyers. 631 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,679 Yes, yeah, like n Italian I went to. We were by 632 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:58,039 almost by where you take the Staten Island ferry across the thing, and they're 633 00:43:58,199 --> 00:44:00,960 like doing break dancing and they're dan and I was like, oh, look 634 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,800 at these let's watch them. She goes, no, no, no, 635 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:07,719 keep walking keep yeah. Hell, she knows, she knows. And I'm 636 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,159 like, but she's like, no, no, no, no, they're 637 00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:12,599 gonna rope you into doing this star site. You know this the tour this 638 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,440 site, or at least pay them money or the money I make yicontract hat 639 00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:19,519 right, I gotta like keep walking. Keep it was yeah, it was 640 00:44:19,559 --> 00:44:23,239 that and the tour thing all in the same area, right. She just 641 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:27,800 got like just keep just get tunnel vision and keep walking. Mom. I 642 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,400 was like, oh all right, oh I know, I know, yeah 643 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:35,119 it happened. Yeah yeah, well Albie didn't know better. So she's all 644 00:44:35,199 --> 00:44:38,119 like, yeah, yeah, I'm taking a picture for the GRAM. I 645 00:44:38,119 --> 00:44:44,679 can't wait to snap this. The monkeys all my friends are gonna love this 646 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,079 on my story, you know. And by the way, I never even 647 00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:51,480 got those pictures, so, like, I paid twenty dollars for nothing, 648 00:44:51,519 --> 00:44:54,159 for nothing you never see That's the other thing with teenage girls, Like you'll 649 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:58,800 take like a selfie with the two of you out to dinner, you send 650 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,679 it to me. Yeah, yeah, okay, never ever to be seen 651 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:05,079 again. Yeah I want that picture. I wanted to take it with us 652 00:45:05,159 --> 00:45:08,639 because she's always like, I'll take the picture, you know, and yeah, 653 00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:13,119 you never get you never never never see it. I always get that 654 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,559 or I get oh yeah yeah, tesll sent it to testas took pictures, 655 00:45:15,559 --> 00:45:22,880 still send you yeah never right right never. So yeah, So then we 656 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,079 went and we got on our flight home, and so we're in the airport 657 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,480 and we're going through security and the Newark we flew in and out of Newark. 658 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,679 It's a calmer airport. Everybody was like, don't fly through JFK, 659 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,960 so we took their advice. Everything is very like new fangled. So we're 660 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,480 going we go through airport security and you put all your stuff in like the 661 00:45:45,519 --> 00:45:52,400 little plastic trays and apparently my boot. So you take off your shoes. 662 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:58,639 I'm wearing like little like ug rip off not real ugs but Target brand, 663 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:04,079 yeah, ugs, thirty dollars rugs, and one of them fell off the 664 00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:07,159 thing. So I'm waiting, you know, you're waiting for your stuff. 665 00:46:07,159 --> 00:46:10,599 You go through the X ray machine and I'm waiting for my stuff and I 666 00:46:10,639 --> 00:46:15,280 see one boot, one loan boot on the on the like belt thing, 667 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,639 you know, and I was like, oh uh, where's my other boot? 668 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,880 So then I swear to god, they were at I'm almost scared to 669 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:27,760 talk about it because this is how fucking serious they take everything, Like I'm 670 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,679 like, oh, where's my other boot? Well, apparently if something falls 671 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:36,519 out of the thing, it's like a huge deal, like then they have 672 00:46:36,599 --> 00:46:39,239 to double check it as if I plotted that, like right, but if 673 00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,480 it's not in a tray for some reason. They're like, nope, now 674 00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:47,440 my suitcase got flagged. So god, They're like, oh, what goes 675 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:51,840 with this loan boot? So now the boot. I don't know how a 676 00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,320 boot got hurt, Like it wasn't trying to jump out of the tray, 677 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:59,559 Like what do you think is hiding in there? It still went through the 678 00:46:59,679 --> 00:47:04,360 X ray machine, it just wasn't in a plastic tray, do you know 679 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,719 what I'm saying. So I've got like my coat, boots, and like 680 00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:15,360 my purse, my backpack in one tray and then my suitcase is by itself. 681 00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:22,239 Okay, so one of the boots jumps all out ship and now it's 682 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,320 the biggest emergency, Like I get pulled aside. But now I've got so 683 00:47:25,639 --> 00:47:29,920 but out comes the other boot. Like so I got my backpack and my 684 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,800 coat and one boot and now nobody is paying any nobody is like saying anything, 685 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,760 but my suitcase is sitting by itself and no boot. Like so now 686 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:46,360 I have to flag someone down, and you know how approachable in airport security, 687 00:47:47,159 --> 00:47:51,159 I can't wait to help me. They're just like, oh, what's 688 00:47:51,199 --> 00:47:52,920 going on? How can I be of service to you. No, They're 689 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:58,760 completely ignoring me, and Elbie's like what's going on and I'm like, well, 690 00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:04,000 I don't know, and nobody interested. And the suitcase is on the 691 00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:07,639 other side. I can't get to it because they pulled it aside. But 692 00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:10,320 they're in no rush now to figure out what the problem is or get me 693 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,320 my boot back. And I saw somebody put it somewhere, so I'm like, 694 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,159 okay, do you not think that boot belongs to somebody? Like what 695 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,000 I know? Like, you know, somebody has one boot right now, 696 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,880 And I'm trying not to get mad, but I was like, excuse me. 697 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:37,320 I'm like, hey, uh, I have one boot like my other 698 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:44,880 boot. Somebody took it, so then this lady could not have been reminded 699 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,920 me of Lbie like in the hotel the night before. It's just like, 700 00:48:47,559 --> 00:48:52,199 excuse like she might as well have taken one earpod off to just be like 701 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:58,079 your bothering, like what raw? And they move so slow off they throw 702 00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,639 things to the side the right time, and it's like, bitch, we're 703 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:05,440 at an airport. This you don't think I got a plane to catch. 704 00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:07,239 This is where I'm anti union. I'm sorry, this is where I drawn 705 00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:14,800 the line. Yeah, you guys are too comfortable, no competition. Yeah. 706 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:19,239 So finally I'm like, hi, uh, you took my boot and 707 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,760 I only have one and my suitcase is over there. So she's like, 708 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:27,159 yeah, we had to run it through again, and I go, well, 709 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,920 okay, but it's not coming out, so are you sure it's like 710 00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:31,719 being run through again? And also why do you have to run it through? 711 00:49:32,199 --> 00:49:35,760 So I'm trying not to argue, but I'm like, okay, but 712 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,199 it did come out the other end of the X ray machine like it did 713 00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:44,440 get looked at, and she's like, ma'am when something falls out, and 714 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,599 then she's like, if if you're not going to put your stuff where it's 715 00:49:46,599 --> 00:49:51,480 not going to fall out, that's what happens. Oh, now you're getting 716 00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:54,760 shame because yeah, you get boot shame, pack shame. So then I'm 717 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:59,719 waiting and waiting and waiting. Finally the other boot comes out and I'm like, 718 00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:02,840 okay, in a tray, in its own little tray, you know, 719 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:06,800 with a bomb in it. Oh, I can make that joke. 720 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:12,440 Now you yet that there bomb bomb bomb, bom bomb, No bomb in 721 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,280 my boot. So I put my boot on, but I'm like okay, 722 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,800 but like also my I'm gonna need my suitcase, which is being held hostage 723 00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:23,800 a case of a bomb scare with my fucking ug my non ug my thirty 724 00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:29,480 dollars ug. So then the lady is acting like it is so ruining her 725 00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:31,480 day to have to look in my suitcase and now they have to open my 726 00:50:31,519 --> 00:50:37,440 suitcase their christ. So then she opens my suitcase and there's a face. 727 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,360 Okay, it's like a I can't explain what this is, but it's a 728 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,119 face. It's something you wash your face with. It is not liquid, 729 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,000 okay, it's like the consistency. It's like a little bit looser than like 730 00:50:47,039 --> 00:50:52,039 toothpaste, like a cream, like a cream. It's a cream cleanser okay. 731 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,920 And she's like she opens it up, but she looks through my stuff 732 00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,039 and then she pulls out the cleanser and she goes, yeah, you can't 733 00:50:59,039 --> 00:51:02,599 have this. And meanwhile it went through security, no problem. Well as 734 00:51:02,639 --> 00:51:07,199 you are, oh yeah, from LA to New York, nobody's worried about 735 00:51:07,199 --> 00:51:09,440 my cream closure. And she's like, yeah, this got flagged. And 736 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,679 in my mind I'm like, no, my boot got flagged that you were 737 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,800 not. Now you're just trying to find shit to confiscate, you know. 738 00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,639 So she's like I said, I said, but that's not it's not a 739 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:24,639 liquid. It's like a yeah, it's like a cream. And she's like 740 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:30,599 nothing over four ounces, and I said of a solid, like, because 741 00:51:31,039 --> 00:51:36,159 right, I have like moisture, I had other stuff, but whatever, 742 00:51:36,199 --> 00:51:38,159 I'm not going to say. So I was like, okay, throw it 743 00:51:38,199 --> 00:51:40,920 out. That's the worst. She's like, And then I'm trying to make 744 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,840 a little joke with her. I was like, you can have it. 745 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,280 It's really good stuff. Got it in my fab fit thumb box, you 746 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,559 know, only used it like once. She was like, that's not what 747 00:51:51,599 --> 00:51:53,719 we do. It's gonna get thrown out. I'm like, all right, 748 00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:58,239 I'll take the stick out of here. I got LB. On the one 749 00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:00,400 hand, nobody can tolerate me and jokes. I'm like, I was just 750 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:07,320 on the Drew Barrymore Show, assholes, I'm really important, did you know? 751 00:52:08,199 --> 00:52:13,039 Don't you know? I think I am so now I'm all shamed. 752 00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:15,199 And then we finally yes, and then we flew home and then Lbe gave 753 00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:22,079 me shit about my AirPod story and uh, yeah, thats my trip. 754 00:52:22,199 --> 00:52:27,880 That's awesome. That the whole I love it. Who everybody was so excited 755 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,360 to hear how your trip went. Yeah, everybody was so so nice. 756 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,360 Yeah, now you guys got some behind the scenes. That's it's awesome. 757 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,800 Yeah. And if you've missed ILB, won't listen to this episode. Yeah, 758 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:43,039 that's yeah, it's I'll post a link. I guess I posted a 759 00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:45,000 link just to like the first segment and not the whole show. But I'll 760 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,000 post a link to the whole the whole episode. I have it. I 761 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,960 put a link up on the fcol podcast Facebook group two where it's one of 762 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,400 the clips on YouTube. But then you go to our website which is in 763 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,840 the post and you can see all the clips there. Yeah. Yeah, 764 00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:05,719 so that was it was like super super fun and I'm gonna be on I 765 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:10,559 have an interview that is in Shondaland. Oh website Shondaland that came out today. 766 00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,199 Oh there's still stuff happening. Yeah, it's core. It's great. 767 00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:20,079 And just thank you everybody who's bought my book and support. I'm enjoying it. 768 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,320 I'm really enjoying it. It's so good. It's so good, and 769 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:29,280 it's so funny, and like you know, not for nothing, but like 770 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,159 I sat with you for many, many years now, and I thought, 771 00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:35,400 man, I probably know all these stories. No, I don't. Like, 772 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:37,800 there's a lot of stuff I didn't know. That's what people are saying 773 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,760 that. A lot of people from fcol were saying that they felt like they 774 00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,920 were gonna it was all gonna be stuff they know. No, there's a 775 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,199 lot of interesting stuff, Like, well, I don't want to ruin it. 776 00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,920 But you know, yeah, it's really good and it's so relatable and 777 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,639 it's funny and you I listen, I'm listening to it on audible. Oh, 778 00:53:53,679 --> 00:53:58,519 and the way you are narrating it is really good, Like it's not 779 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:04,599 stuffy and not overact like sometimes people overact or try too hard. It's not 780 00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:08,159 like that at all. Like you're very you're very comfortable. I mean, 781 00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:12,800 I know you're good. Some people not even comfortable reading their own books. 782 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,559 But you are very funny. I felt because it always I felt very stiff 783 00:54:16,639 --> 00:54:20,280 at the beginning, but then I would loosen up by the end. So 784 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,280 hopefully they then they would make me go back and start at the beginning of 785 00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,239 the chapter again so that I could get a little looser. Right, Yeah, 786 00:54:25,519 --> 00:54:29,400 but they are like sticklers about like you got to read exactly what you 787 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,960 wrote and sometimes you're like, ohh that could change. But anyway, let's 788 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:38,000 do a shout out to our our friends The Family Skeptical, which is a 789 00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:45,480 podcast about raising kids without religion, so check it out. And also Wilman 790 00:54:45,599 --> 00:54:50,159 Frida, Palm Springs and Palm Desert great place. They have delicious food. 791 00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:53,719 We love them. Basic Becky can make you a T shirt, make you 792 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,800 a mousepad. Yeah, I've ordered a lot of her stuff over the years, 793 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,800 and you and find her at just basic Becky dot com or Basic Becky 794 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:09,159 on Facebook. Uh Maren has a sugar Skull on the island of Kawhi and 795 00:55:09,199 --> 00:55:13,079 if you're vacationing there, check them out. Or you can like and follow 796 00:55:13,119 --> 00:55:20,920 their Instagram page at sugar Skull eight oh eight and uh oh. Christine Black 797 00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:25,280 from Storybook World Travel you can find her on Facebook or Instagram Storybook World Travel. 798 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,639 Everybody's always like, who's the travel agent you? I know it's Christine 799 00:55:29,679 --> 00:55:35,360 Black. And also Adam Lerner. He's a car broker. He's helped so 800 00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:42,360 many help people. Robin just met him. The others like my friends had 801 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,079 a little uh watch party for Drew and Robin was there and she I was 802 00:55:45,079 --> 00:55:50,159 like, it's Adam from Adam's Got a Car, Adam's Got a Car dot 803 00:55:50,199 --> 00:55:53,320 com or three one oh nine nine eight seven zero four eight. Anyway, 804 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,840 Thanks everybody, Thanks Kaylin. Thanks, you're a parent. Now, don't 805 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:02,679 have it up you had, let in't go