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Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look

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he's hey. I was just been
very by my whole life, and she

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tried to hide it for a long
time, and everybody was like, we

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know you're gay. Bro, like
stop yeah, like quit quit fucking playing

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with like we know you like guys
too, because fucking dudes. Like also

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like we know you girls, we
know you, we know you're a homo

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sex. We we know you're a
homo sex. I was a little weird

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about it when I was younger,
because you know, I was stupid.

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And then I was like, dude, you're just so what. Yeah,

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I never care because my mom she's
my mom's bye. I've known that for

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like forever. And then uh,
expect well mainly because she's like, oh,

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we're gonna go live with my friend
and like I'm a kid, and

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I'm like, yeah, I already
knew. I was already old enough to

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know that, like friends don't do
that. And then I was like although

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enough to be like, okay,
whatever, I don't care. And then

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we started going to w NBA games
all the time, and I was like,

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oh, I know what's going on. You're mad gay? I know

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what's going on. Here. Man, I've always been viscerally opposed to that

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myself. Man, I respect I
respect that. I I don't, but

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like, I just saw that on
fucking uh who was it? I think

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it was that Nick we're gonna talk
about We're gonna talk about im. I

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saw people saying about that guy,
like because one of his biggest fans is

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like trans or at least in the
LGBTQ community, and they're like, hey,

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I've your biggest sub and Tier three
and all this ship and they're like,

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this sucks that you're such a fucking
you know, bigot. And then

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people are like they ended up saying
why can't you disrespect people's beliefs? And

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then other people jumped on that person
were like, why can't you respect his

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beliefs were talked about the last time
that he came up. I man,

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Yeah, welcome to the Star Thank
podcast. Guys podcast. It's a it

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is, it is a day.
It is. It is a day which

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will live in a doctor. Disrespect
was fired from his Uh so let me

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let me wrap, let me read
before we go. So we talk about

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something a little more lighthearted, and
it really pound into it. No,

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we already got into it all right
hearted. What's lighthearted? Because I was

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I was gonna talk about people being
terrible out of their tree and how I

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have every single except for the Black
the Black God Night whatever his name is.

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The first we'll get into that,
like we are, come on,

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let's get the people what they want. Fuck it all right, this doctor

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disrespect was banned on Twitch and and
what was it? Was it like twenty

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twenty or twenty one? It was
way before that. I remember that.

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I know that he got busted for
the cheating thing. The cheating scandal happened

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in twenty That was funny seventeen that
they caught him cheating and Cotton show when

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he he like he just went on
stream and like admitted it or not in

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character. Yeah, you can see
his eyes, no wig, he has

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a hat on and he's like,
I've been unfaithful. Yeah, he was

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crying, and I was just like, you're a bitch. Like like the

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whole idea, the whole idea of
I can't stand people that now it felt

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genuine, but the whole thing is, like my thing is you cry behind

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the scenes, get it out,
deal with it. Tell your audience that,

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hey, guys, I'm sorry.
Whatever happened. You know, I've

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been in situations where I've never cheated, but I've been in situations where like

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my heart was broken and I just
let them know what's going on. And

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now I'm not on like I'm emotional
record, Like I hate that. I

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hate it. I hate it.
I hate it. I hate I can't

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be emotional on camera. Actually,
I think that's a good thing. Sociopathy.

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I think it's just like I think
it's a good thing. I can't

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be like, I can't I can't
cry, like if someone like immediately there's

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a camera and I'm crying, I
stopped crying and my tears go back and

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I start saying slurs. I'm like, yeah, so I don't know what.

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I don't exactly know the situation because
I just didn't care about this guy.

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Like this guy was like a big
streamer kind of he was a call

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Diddy guy, right, like that
was like his it was first it was

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PUBG. He was a big quote
guy, fucking cesspool of a fucking video

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game. And then you hate pub
g G game for years. Dude,

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I just think it really fucking sucks, and I think people have gasolt.

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I think people who like that game
have gasoled themselves into thinking that it's a

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good game. I heard it over
Fortnite, to be honest, but I'd

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like so much more. But I
became indifferent though. Yeah, it was

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at a certain point. That's uh, the reason why I didn't fuck with

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PUBG. It was like thirty bucks, and I'm like, it's not to

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me. It wasn't worth it.
It was it was. It was so

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clearly unfinished. It wasn't worth like
thirty bucks, and I was like,

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oh, I like, I like
the shitty vibe of it a bit.

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I like it was euro You don't
even reminded me of those euro jank games.

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Yeah you ever played those where there's
like that there's something here. But

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it's like, this is so jank
and fucked. I felt like none of

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the guns work, Like I would
shoot people and then it would just wouldn't

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hit him. I'm like, what
is going on? Did they design this

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right? PUBG was the where the
infamous PETI Pie breached, of course,

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So that's what I mean, like
the game, the game people were culture.

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That's a dungeon in my D and
D campaign. I'm being dead serious.

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You got to get through the bridge. If you say the n word,

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you get advantage for the whole entire
session. Does anybody ever do it?

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I want Lily to do it.
I want to be Lily. Lily,

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you can save the whole party if
you say one thing like I don't

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want to do everybody. Everybody level
nine, they work from level one.

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Die. You always make me throw
to say the end. She said it

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twice though, still twice. I
want to get her twice and within your

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entire relationship. She never she never
said it you directed to somebody. She's

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only read it and then mistakenly repeated
it. Well, I mean, how

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often is it direct someone? How
do you mistakenly repeat it? She read

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something that said it not thinking she
was just reading things like twitch chat or

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something. Sometimes that happens to me, like sometimes I'll like read like a

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big message in the middle of twitsch
chat, and then like halfway through I'll

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realize that like then worth six times, and you're like, oh yeah,

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yeah, after the sixth one,
oh shit, my bad. After the

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seventeenth one, I'm like, five
minutes later, oh my bad, I

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said the end. Guys streams off
one time I said it on your stream

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by mistake, And I don't know
why. I said it, What do

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you mean? I said, like
easy N word? And you were like,

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why did you say that? And
I was like, why did you

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say my bad? Did you use
was it hard? R? Yes?

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And I was like probably why did
you say? Like why did you say

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that? And I was like,
I don't know why I said that?

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No, why did you say that? We won't? I won't. I

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already did it. I didn't partake. I didn't partake. It's gonna go

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still, not technically about that.
It's just an impression of a fella anyway,

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Doctor disrespect, doctor dick in check. I don't know. Doctor Disrespect

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got banned from Twitch a while ago, at twenty seventeen, twenty whatever a

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while ago, and nobody really knew
the reason why. It was just kind

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of big mystery. People were joking
about it. I think I saw like

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a clip of the Twitch CEO on
like some random person and stream kind of

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joking about it. Everybody's like the
guy asked him like, oh, why

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was doctor disrespect man? He was
like, oh, well, you see,

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aliens took control of his body and
we had to save the humanity by

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banning m or cute yeah, cute, yeah, yeah, very cute,

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very cute way to talk about it. But so everybody's been curious about why

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this is, why this is?
And it recently came out that a Twitch

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I think it was like an ex
twitch employee, So yeah, an x

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twitch employee. Yeah, on Twitter. And here's the thing about that fucking

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and I think why there was so
much discourse was because of this guy being

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kind of a weasel. Yeah,
he's a scumbag all He's a fucking weasel.

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Where he came out and finally dropped
the information like here it is,

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this is what happened. He was
texting a minor and whisper, you know,

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twitches on the twitches whispers, which, by the way, I don't

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know why they even why would you
call your DM's service whisper whispers. It's

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like it's so inherently it is actual. He's so inherently creep creepy that I

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have actually straight up never used twitches
d ms for that reason. I don't

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have never been a one I've never
sent. I received answer, I received

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a code from from a game.
Somebody sent me a game. That's all

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I remember from Whisper, And I
thought because somebody sent me bitcoin at some

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point and I'm like, oh my
god, I can't find it. I

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thought it was Whisper. It wasn't
that. And I've been you might be

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fucking loaded, dude, bitcoin.
Even if it was a few To be

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honest, this was a while ago, like this was like twenty sixteen.

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I think it was a good amount
away. I can't find time out,

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time out. I can't get timeout. It wasn't like i'd be a millionaire,

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but I probably have like probably a
cool six figures time out there.

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Yeah, why the fuck are you
here? Instead of searching for that fucking

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bitcoin, I already did it.
No, here's the thing. Oh no,

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you didn't. I'll help you search
if you give me a small fright,

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here will help you scour. Listen, listen, listen. When I

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saw bitcoin hit like above thirty thirty
k, I looked everywhere. Here's the

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problem. Since bitcoin wasn't ship all
them years ago, I didn't give a

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fuck. And I'm pretty sure I
just because I every once in a while

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every few years. I should do
it more often. But every few years

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I empty all of my Yahoo inbox
and I don't have like and I was

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like, oh no, there was
probably like a couple of bitcoin five bitcoin

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in there or something, and I'm
like, fuck, hey, it's way

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worse. There's people. There's a
guy yet it has that's on his computer.

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It's on it's like old a computer
and it he doesn't remember how to

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get into it and he has like
he's literally thousands of bit. Well,

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that would drive me insane. I
think I think I would be babbling.

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Would I wouldn't be speaking. I
would turned into brainiact and put my hands

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in the computer and activated. I
have to doesn't make it work. I

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would be like I'd be talking like
rip a rou from fucking Crash Bandicoot the

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the rest of my life, just
giggling up a storm. But anyway,

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how did we so that guy?
Well, uh, I don't know,

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I have no idea about whatever,
but yeah, so the guy whisper whisper

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we were talking about whispered terrible terrible
name for a service. Yeah really just

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weird. Uh. But so apparently
like doctor disrespect was sending inappropriate messages?

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Were they exchanging inappropriate messages with a
minor through the Twitch whispers service? Yeah?

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Just crazy. And this employee,
this ex Twitch employee, came out

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about it like on like a random
Friday Night out of nowhere. He's been

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feeling himself here it is, case
closes here it is. But he was

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also kind of like there were people
were searching his Twitter history saw that like

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he was. He was using it
as like a way to kind of get

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attention for his band, where it's
like, hey, come to the show

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and I might I might tell you
why he got why he got banned or

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whatever. Sell out the pre sell
tickets, and then I'll let you know

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the reason why he got banned,
which is pretty However, I don't know.

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I could see myself making that joke. To be honest with you.

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Well, it's the problem is since
he since it turns out he actually knew

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that. Yeah, it's like I
guess he really he looked up because he

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would take he would actually be withholding
the information. Yeah, yeah, totally.

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I guess before because when I saw
that and why there was other discourse

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of people thinking, I don't believe
this motherfucker, which I understood why they

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didn't believe him, because he was
just willy nilly, just abusing that information

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in a in a in a in
a gainful way, and so there's people

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like, fuck this guy, this
probably isn't real. Let's wait for shit

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to come out. But then the
way that doctor disrespect was behaving dude immediately

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like it was I see the video
of him finding out. Oh yeah,

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the music, Yeah that was we'll
get to that. Yeah, that's that

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is a poetic moment. If ever, that's magical. It is magical.

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But I don't, Oh my fucking
god. I just the way he talked

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about it to me was immediately I
was like, oh, this guy did

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it, And it was so transparently
obvious that anybody who didn't see that I

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have to genuinely question. I have
to genuinely be like, how do you

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not? And you're like, oh, we gotta wait for evidence. It's

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like I understand that from like a
legal perspective for sure. Yeah, like

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and is until proven guilty. But
bro, the way that he was like

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he was fond of the guy who
reported on it. Yeah, and he

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was like, listen, I know
it's a hot topic, but no wrongdoing

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was acknowledged. I was paid out, And I was like, that is

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not good. And if people were
asking you, like did you sexivide her?

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Are you just like, no wrongdoing
was acknowledged, And I'm like that

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is he did it. I'm like, say no. The fact if you

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can't say no, no you did
it. Yeah, pup no. The

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fact that you know there's it's weird
for a couple of reasons. Number one,

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A good politician just lies, right
right, A good politician just lies.

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They don't even do the lawyer speak
like, they just say no.

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I like Trump was like, I
never said I never said lock locker up,

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like literally in it like in Hillary, I never said lock her up.

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There's like a million I love him, dude, I love when he

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was like he was. He lied
about everything. He lied about literally everything.

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But he lied about the fucking giving
a girl the money. Then he

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verbally say, didn't lie about it. He lied about the six then said,

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oh I didn't tell them to go. He lied about fucking what was

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the other thing he did withholding the
fucking fole You should have give him back?

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Yes, every social And then they
were like you did that, and

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people are like, no, he
didn't. It's like, bro, it's

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right there, No, it was
a I He's like, what is him?

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He's like, I was the name
of the guy. The fucking bigs

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like the aliens are like aliens are
fucking the toad. That's something that's that's

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amazing. I like that. But
he's like him, well, he's like

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he's lied so much that he doesn't
even know he's lying anymore. It's just

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like I'm just well, I just
feel helped him. Why wouldn't you?

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Why would at this point he's leaned
into it to him when he's like,

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yeah, you know, he knows
he has he's got like the biggest non

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religious cult in the world, and
so he can just whatever he says is

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gospel. That's a great place to
be in. And the fuck up thing

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is doctor disrespect is in that position
because there's people, even after the lawyer

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speaks, still trying to give him
the benefit of the doubt. So if

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he would have just leaned into the
tactical politician of like I did nothing,

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No, I didn't sex anyone,
nothing happened, Like if you had just

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been straight up denied, like nothing
happened. Fuck you dude. Whoever that

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guy was like, keep your fucking
mouth, get into the doctor disrespect uh

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persona and be like fuck you do, fuck you bro. Whatever I'm gonna

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fucking you know, I'm gonna do
sixty no scopie or whatever. It was

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no sex thing. He was just
like really venting to a kid, like

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nothing. So it was just on
Drake first of all. He would say

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that that's kind of thing. It's
like people were people were like doing really

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jumping over themselves trying to figure out
how to justify this. They were like,

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well, maybe he didn't know the
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that would that would kind of be
a massive part of the puzzle, wouldn't

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it. It's like, yeah,
it would be. It would be such

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a massive part of the puzzle that
you think he would say I would say

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it. He would say that if
I were him and that actually happened to

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me and I was talking to somebody
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underaged, and like I didn't I
genuinely didn't know, and I stopped it,

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I would say I didn't fucking know. Yeah, I don't think that.

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You know how many people are catfished. That happens a lot, probably

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that's a real so like why the
fuck if that was the truth. He

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would have said that maybe if Caviston
didn't do anything wrong and they go to

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court and like they get like prosecuted
and they're like, I didn't know I

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watched the whole video of it was
so it was the saddest thing ever.

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Was a young black man in Florida. He was genuinely talking to this woman,

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this girl who was like she lied
about age. She was fifteen,

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and she said she was like eighteen
or nineteen, right, he was like

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about nineteen. She looked way older
than she did. Sure he suck with

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her. He was like officer.
He was like like like, well,

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judge, I didn't know. And
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You're like sorry in Florida. I
was gonna say, Florida, young

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black men in Florida, if the
only thing you can get in trouble,

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no matter what, even if he
didn't know, is if you have like

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pictures, because no matter what,
it's still like not good to happen.

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But the point, kid, yeah, seven years for no for literally for

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just being that's Florida. He's black. Okay, get we get point.

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The point is, what was that
story so sad? Uh? He did

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it? Yeah? Like and it's
and it's so it was so readily and

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immediately obvious to anybody with even the
slightest if you've if you have one point

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in perception you you saw this immediately. Anyone that's not a megafan of his,

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Yeah, anyone that's not like because
it was pretty obvious, even even

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people, some people that I even
respect, I was like, oh,

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it's weird, Like you're completely not
reading what he's saying. The quartering with

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there's of course he did. I
didn't see anything, but of course he

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of course he would, so this
all so we're skipping ahead a little bit.

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Like all this comes out, there's
a huge discourse. What the fuck

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is going on? He comes out, he makes these like weird like legalese

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statements where he's like, you know, no wrongdoing was acknowledged with crazy bass,

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it's insane. Uh. And another
day passes, right, and he

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gets kicked off his he gets kicked
from his company because his company did an

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internal investigation. And here's the thing
about that. Right, people were like,

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they did not jump on the bandwagon. They actually wait, they assumed

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that he was in his and then
made the They took the necessary steps once

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they figured out that there was truth
to some of this. Yea, right,

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and they were like, well,
we're gonna get rid of you.

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And here's the thing about that game. In that studio like twelve Am or

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like in that society whatever it is, that game without doctor disrespect is purposeless.

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So their decision to cut ties with
him speaks volumes. That is like

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a megaloued thing. And I understand
that some people get fired from companies for

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like very very note for very few
for like no reason. That is not

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the case with something like this.
Yeah, that game hinges on his involvement.

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Literally, it's marketed around him.
He founded the studio. It's all

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about him. So if he and
everyone there thought that this game has a

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better shot at succeeding without my involvement
at this company than it does with me

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at this company knowing what's about to
come out, that is beyond damning.

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That's proof. That's that's straight up
proof. Like I don't know what to

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tell people, like they didn't they
they assumed he was innocent, which I

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think is the right thing to do. Like you you can't just like go

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off of basis allegations. And by
the way, if there was nothing ever

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found, he would still be at
that studio. If there was nothing there,

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he would still be there because because
the prevailing wisdom at a studio like

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well, we need this guy for
our game to succeed and he's not guilty,

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so fucking whatever. There's rumors about
so much, who cares, it's

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it blew my mind the way people
were acting to this. And then you

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know, there's that clip that Sweeney
was talking about where he found out live

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on stream, presumably that he got
like axed, and it's like right after

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he beat like one of the elder
ring bosses, Bail Bay Bail, I

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don't know whatever, but it was
right after one of those, and then

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he's like, this is how we
run shit. And then he looks over

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his phone and he's just silent,
and then that ominous music music. It's

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so fucking defeat, Like defeat is
like, yeah, this is how we

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do things over here, and he's
just it's crazy, and they just staring

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off and I'm like, I saw
that a few days ago, like two

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I think two days ago or something, well before I went to bed,

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and uh, I was I kind
of I hate that you can't see likes

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anymore because there's I want I want
people. I wanted people to see that

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like that. I'm like, yeah, being ahead of the curve, like

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I'm like, of course, this
motherfucker's guilty like, here's this. I

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like, like, basically I was
this banking shit. Yeah I said it.

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I said, like I said,
based on how this dude is talking

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about this my personal opinion, he
definitely did that ship. Yeah. People

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were all up in, like what
are you talking about? There's no evidences,

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Like, I know, there's no
evidence, like what but you can

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observe. I don't know, man, it looks bad. It looks bad

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people people walks and talks like a
duck sometimes, you know, more often

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than not, if you can't say
I didn't sex a minor, you,

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if you can't just say that you
did it, I mean, isn't sorry,

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isn't this like a a testament to
how fucked we are? Like when

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you think of the Internet, the
Internet's ability, we just show cognitive like,

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dude, it sends the Internet a
number one more interaction, right,

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So this is there is no shade
to my girlfriend. I love you all

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my heart, Lily. Lily was
a very big fan of David Brick.

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David Brick right, yeah, from
a long time before before because I was

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a fan of his box for a
little bit, right and I was like,

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oh, this guy's kind of just
kind of boring. Whatever the ship

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came about him, right, Lily, he was he did often give people

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stuff and all that stuff. He
fucking almost killed buddy, he almost killed

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his from the fucking four club.
Whatever. He almost I mean, I

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guess whatever. I mean, just
gross negligence and and and the the most

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negligence. And then the girl getting
like sexually assaulted him kind of pushing for

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that to happen. They're kind of
like, not him pushing to happen,

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but he kind of like he facilitated, heated it that people in his group.

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There was some guy named Dirty Dan, I think Dom whatever. Dirty

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kind of facilitated some fun ship happened, right, And I was like,

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look, this guy's kind of an
asshole, but for her perception of him,

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he's always been a nice guy.
And I was like, honey,

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he kind of sucks. Yeah,
he kind of sucks. And what happened

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is then just start a rolling now
him just being a constantly a cunt,

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a dick had a dick, had
a dick at over and over again.

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Yeah. And I was like,
Lily, that's what happened. She was

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like not and even even things like
no that I'm sitting back and I'm watching

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it, happen. He's like,
yes, this guy's kind of terrible.

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That's what happens. You know,
you get like you like fens of couples

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explained when through a tail spend of
being a huge cunt, I'd be like,

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wait, guys, there's probably a
reason let's talk about this. I

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don't I care about I'm grown up
to attachment to that character. I understand.

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I I personally I don't have that. I don't I don't have that.

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My thing is there is just from
watching stuff like I got interested in

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watching a lot of uh, the
Serial murderer Ship, the documentaries. I'm

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just the psychological and how people are
capable of doing crazy shit like that.

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And then when you think about most
of them, the I'm pretty much almost

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all of them, they had a
normal wife of them, and so you

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just don't know what some people are
capable or what they're doing behind closed doors,

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and so I always leave. I'm
like, I give everybody the benefit

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of the doubt. But once something
fucked up comes out about something, I'm

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like, that sucks. I'm not
like it's not true, oh to me,

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I'm like that that sucks because capable
of doing anything. Really, it's

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more For me, I hope that
didn't happen, of course, that's that's

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the here's the thing for me.
It's like I think anybody, a lot

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of people are capable of bad things. I also think people are capable of

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lying, And so here's the thing. It's like, that's kind of thing.

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It's like, all right, all
right, well, what it really

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is an Okham's Razor type situation?
Right, you have an ex Twitch employee

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who maybe he could be in the
know, but like there's a chance he

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might not be in the know about
this kind of thing, and he might

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be using this bullshit to sell tickets. If I didn't know and I worked

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at Twitch, I would probably make
stupid jokes like that. So like,

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okay, maybe, but then he
comes out with like an actual accusation.

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It's like, hmm, okay,
well, okay, Okham's Razor time.

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Why the fuck would a struggling this
dude who's trying to sell tickets to his

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band, ex employee of Twitch,
clearly not made of money, Why the

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fuck would he just say something like
that knowing if it's false, he's gonna

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get sued into oblivion? Why would
you say that? Now? People are

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stupid, so it's like, okay, there's a fifty to fifty with that.

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That was my position. That's a
kind of a wild thing to say

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with no reason, and then another
person kind of comes up to corroborate.

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It's like hmm, okay, well
still, you know, people hate all

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sorts of people for no good reason, and people make up shit all the

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time. Okay, we'll see.
And then his response that was when I

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was on board. His response tell
you fucking everything. That was when I

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was on board, Like when I
was because to me, the I didn't

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trust the person because of their actions, Trier of these ticket thing because there's

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a lot of insane people that do
things and they throw their lives away for

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the dumbest shit, for cloud and
all this stuff. So that I'm saying,

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yeah, so I was still you
know, if I was using Aukham's

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razor before that, I was still
like, I don't know about this guy.

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I'm neutral. I was still at
me personally. I was still neutral

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at the point until Doctor Disrespect came
out and responded to that guy, and

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I was just like, oh,
it was so like, like what did

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I respond with Mike armantrout Ermit Trout
Like he was just like, look like

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the reply of them just looking because
I'm like I had Patrick Patrick saying we

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were we were? What the is
this? At that point, it's like,

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bro, this is what annoys me. Like I said, like,

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this is society and how we get
such shitty politicians and how we keep getting

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the same fucking assholes voted in that
are bought and paid for because people just

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believe what people fucking say, even
when they're being so shitty and vague about

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things, you know, the politician
lawyers speak. They just still listen to

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his post too, where he came
out and admit and admitted it basically he

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was. When he started, I
was like, listen, man, I'm

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gonna no filters. He let's read
this. Yeah, it's such a crazy

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fucking tweet because it's just this long
essay and he says, no filter,

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man, I'm gonna give you,
give it to you straight up. I've

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always been straight. And then it's
just full of legal ease. And then

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he edited it. Did you see
the edit? Three times? Did you

407
00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:27.200
see it? Did you see the
edit? So so he wrote he wrote,

408
00:26:27.440 --> 00:26:30.119
uh, were there? Just skip
to the part where he admits the

409
00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:34.880
thing where he's like were there messages
with a with a with a minor individual

410
00:26:36.160 --> 00:26:41.720
or an individual minor? It said, so the part that he hold on

411
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:45.000
so right here, so where it
starts off because it's long as it's fucking

412
00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:48.599
long and winded. You know why
though, right it's it's so like what

413
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:52.200
no I'm saying. It's like it's
it starts with this long preamble. So

414
00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:55.039
like the first thing you see is
at I you know, the admission.

415
00:26:56.680 --> 00:27:00.000
It's it's crazy. Let's cut to
the bullshit the law enforced and foremost so

416
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:03.000
like to apologize, blah blah blah
the shit. It's like, Okay,

417
00:27:03.079 --> 00:27:07.359
apologizing fucking years after it happened is
already bullshit. If you're apologetic, you

418
00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:10.759
would apologize right away, you know, like him apologizing to his wife probably

419
00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:12.920
behind the scenes when he was first
unfaithful. Yeah, but let's see the

420
00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:18.000
reason why he edited this fucking thing. Because where it says, were there

421
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:22.559
were there twitch whisper messages with an
individual back in twenty seventeen, that's what

422
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:27.599
it said, an individual minor?
And then he switched it and was like,

423
00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:32.680
oh that sounds bad. Yeah,
he edited minor out. Yeah,

424
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:36.440
And then when people are like we
can see you, you can see the

425
00:27:36.480 --> 00:27:40.000
prior message. It just puts a
new one on top. So then he

426
00:27:40.079 --> 00:27:42.720
just reverted back to it because he's
like, I've already exposed it. So

427
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:47.880
yeah, individual with an individual minor
back between seventeen the answer is yes,

428
00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:52.599
So were there real intentions behind these
messages? The answer is absolutely not,

429
00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:57.599
which is obviously fucking bullshit. Well
that's a common line on Chris Hansen's show,

430
00:27:57.799 --> 00:28:00.759
and this is the weird thing.
But say, but here's the thing

431
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:06.039
where you immediately completely contradicts himself when
he says were their intentions behind it?

432
00:28:06.079 --> 00:28:08.559
He says absolutely not. And then
the next thing he says is these were

433
00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:12.680
casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned
too much in the direction of being inappropriate.

434
00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:15.759
That's the next thing he says,
all filters, by the way,

435
00:28:17.079 --> 00:28:18.480
these are all filters. These are
all filters to soften the blow of what

436
00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.519
he said. But it's just like, do say, were there any like

437
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:27.119
intentions and then say it leaned into
inappropriate conversations? At some point I'm like,

438
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:32.079
then, what is the intent,
pussy, Like, what is thet

439
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:37.079
he meant? There were no intentions
to like like what he means like I

440
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:38.960
wasn't gonna fuck her, but I
swear I was like, that's now.

441
00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.160
I didn't mean I was just gonna
get nudes from her or something, because

442
00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:45.319
it's obvious. Somebody said, and
I don't remember who it was, if

443
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:48.759
it was somebody that was associated with
Twitch or someone who was just like putting

444
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:55.440
things together, like I think Twitch
intervened before things got weird. And the

445
00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:59.720
thing, this, this whole situation
was so fucking embarrassing that they swept another

446
00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:06.359
rug because Twitch is protecting a potential
predator by not fucking coming out and saying

447
00:29:06.440 --> 00:29:11.359
we asked doctor disrespect because he was
fucking messaging some fucking miners. Yeah,

448
00:29:11.400 --> 00:29:15.920
and the responsible it's fucking And so
they paid him out to make this all

449
00:29:15.960 --> 00:29:18.000
go away. Yeah, they paid
out his contract so they could just get

450
00:29:18.119 --> 00:29:22.200
rid of him and not have to
deal with legal repercussions from breaking the contract.

451
00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:26.359
It's basically how I look at it. And then there was like listen,

452
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:27.599
go do whatever it is you do
elsewhere. We don't want to be

453
00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:32.000
associated with you. We don't want
the headline Twitch pedophile or like twit you

454
00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:33.440
know what I mean, Like,
yeah, famous Twitch, the streamer talks

455
00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:37.240
to miners like, that's bad for
our platform because they're a global business and

456
00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:38.759
they don't don't need that shit.
They can care less about. People were

457
00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:42.279
like I just couldn't believe how many
people were like, well, so you're

458
00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:52.160
saying so you're saying that twitch Amazon
and dozens of employees hid nasty information and

459
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:59.599
swept under the rug. I'm like, where have you been? I fucked.

460
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:03.240
I couldn't believe that ship. What
are you talking about? Are you?

461
00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:07.720
Oh? Yeah, do you know
what Boeing is? Are you stupid?

462
00:30:08.359 --> 00:30:12.440
Stupid? People think everyone missing.
Remember that guy was like, yo,

463
00:30:12.720 --> 00:30:15.960
if I killed myself, I didn't
kill my you would never do something

464
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:22.279
like I thought we were past this
when Jeffrey Epstein, I fucking couldn't believe

465
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:26.519
that. It was crazy. But
the Boeing one was even wild because he

466
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:32.200
literally, he literally said, honey, if I end up dead, I

467
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:36.200
did not kill myself. Yeah,
there's I mean. And then a week

468
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:41.079
and a half later he was dead
and a lot of I saw, so

469
00:30:41.119 --> 00:30:45.559
I went down a rabbit hole of
there's this really controversial YouTuber back in the

470
00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:48.880
day. I always forget his fucking
name that it has to there's like Buddha

471
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:52.640
in it or something. He was
making these many documentaries and it turns out

472
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.279
Buddha, right, that's it,
that's it. He he got into the

473
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:00.880
right somehow he got inspired by Like
he's one of those people that started off

474
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:03.200
neutral and then he went down that
actual pipeline. Because I haven't met that

475
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:06.839
many people that actually did that.
You hear it all the time. Yeah,

476
00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:10.680
But that was somebody who like was
making content and somehow it was like

477
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:14.319
black writard, spinter guy mix a
lot of sense and then started like making

478
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:18.960
the Jewish Question documentaries. But then
something else happened to him, like he

479
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:22.640
went into an insane asylum or something. They got fifty and fifty and they

480
00:31:22.799 --> 00:31:25.160
that he destroyed his hard drive.
So who knows what was on his hard

481
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:30.279
drive. So but why I bring
him up is because before that happened,

482
00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:33.440
before the insane stuff, he was
on one of those offshoot websites. It

483
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:37.440
wasn't on YouTube anymore. Uhh yeah, bit shoot something like that, and

484
00:31:37.480 --> 00:31:42.599
he had these documentaries exposing pedophiles and
like elite pedophiles, and I was like,

485
00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:45.839
I love these documentaries because a lot
of times they're just insane and there's

486
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:49.640
like nothing connecting anything and I like, these people are fucking hilarious, but

487
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:52.920
this ship. Some of the shit
that he showed actually kind of fucked me

488
00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:56.759
a little bit. I had to
like talk to people invent where I was

489
00:31:56.839 --> 00:32:00.480
like, Okay, I saw some
footage. I don't know if I can

490
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:04.839
justify it as like what was this? Like I saw these little girls that

491
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:10.119
were in like a like servant like
Toga's little little and it was like cell

492
00:32:10.160 --> 00:32:14.119
phone foot is like exposing what's happening
behind the scenes. And I was like,

493
00:32:14.200 --> 00:32:15.599
is what movie would this be?
Is this a movie? What movie

494
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:20.160
would this be? With these little
girls? He showed shit. He also

495
00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:22.240
said Tom Hanks is a big patafile
was hilarious. That that was like I've

496
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:27.039
heard that a lot. That shit
was crazy. The connected dots was actually

497
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.160
kind of kind of crazy, but
I can't collaborate that. Yeah, but

498
00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:32.960
I saw things in there what I'm
saying and bringing up where you said,

499
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:36.559
oh, if they do something to
me, I didn't kill myself. A

500
00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:43.680
guy was like, I am completely
fine and if anything happens like and then

501
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:47.640
I think it was in the same
week he jumped off a passage of the

502
00:32:47.759 --> 00:32:52.039
freeway and I was like, I
jumped into an intersection. I was like,

503
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:57.279
bro, this is and you said
when Epstein often all because it's like

504
00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.279
this shit's real, there's part of
it because you want to be like this

505
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:04.839
is all fake bullshit. But then
when we all experienced Epstein together, it

506
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.440
made me think about that footage I
saw. I was like, bro,

507
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:10.799
there's some weird ship going on,
and extrapolate that to something like Twitch trying

508
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:16.359
to sweep a scan onto the rock
Like this in comparison, it's like child's

509
00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:22.400
play. It's not the of course, but dude, it really is like

510
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:27.720
of the things that I have seen
companies do or know that companies. Dude,

511
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:34.400
even like governments, Like this is
really like mine, like no pun

512
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:39.200
intended minor ship. It really is
like the lowest I swear to you.

513
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:47.640
I'm not trying. You're hot,
you know NBA used to hit the second

514
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:53.400
side. You're like, you know, I'm hot, but I'm too too

515
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:59.359
old for the doc unfortunately. I
think No, man, I just couldn't

516
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:00.920
believe people were to like and people
were talking about like it's just like,

517
00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:04.200
well that's so unbelievably why would Twitch
do that? And it's just like,

518
00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:06.440
dude, I don't I don't know
what I don't want to tell you.

519
00:34:06.640 --> 00:34:08.079
I really honestly like, I don't
know what to tell a person like that

520
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:12.519
because it I don't know. I
don't know how you have a phone,

521
00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:21.159
ken type, understand how words make
sentences, and not understand that corporations do

522
00:34:21.400 --> 00:34:27.960
shady illegal ship all the fucking time. If a company is making billions of

523
00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.679
dollars, they're not doing good ship. It's it's but if you if you

524
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:35.800
are making millions of dollars, you
are unfortunately, by the nature, if

525
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:38.719
you're making that much journey if you
get hundreds of millions, that you start

526
00:34:39.679 --> 00:34:44.239
even millions. If you're making millions, you are. If not, if

527
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.840
you've made a million dollars or you've
made give me like the company or individually

528
00:34:49.360 --> 00:34:52.519
period. I feel like, if
you're making millions of dollars, unfortunately are

529
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:57.000
very likely involved in some I'm not
a good practice. To me, it's

530
00:34:57.000 --> 00:35:00.039
a little bit of a stretch because
entertainer, there's a lot of people I

531
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:01.119
can make a lot of money.
The problem is the use of the problem

532
00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:04.599
is like it's like even when people
bring up Hassan, they're like, oh,

533
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:07.800
look at this rich socialists. I'm
like they've never listened to Hassan speak,

534
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:10.519
like one time, they'll just see
like him raging or saying dumb shit,

535
00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:15.000
because that's the entertaining stuff. Clip
him. He streams for a million

536
00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:17.559
hours a day, he's gonna say
some stupid shit because who the fuck wouldn't

537
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:22.960
whose brain wouldn't be fried for stream
for fucking eight hours. So but when

538
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:24.639
he talks about he's like, bro, I just want rich fucking people to

539
00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:28.840
pay their goddamn taxes. And he's
like, it's not that you can't be

540
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.119
rich, pay your fucking taxes,
so then we can build infrastructure so we

541
00:35:32.119 --> 00:35:36.599
can have better education. All these
people do things like we were just talking.

542
00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:39.199
I was just talking about the art
industry recently, where you'll have these

543
00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:43.719
bogus fucking people that think their art's
good. You know, those joels,

544
00:35:43.760 --> 00:35:46.400
they'll do a squiggly line and they'll
sell for like thirty thousand, and like,

545
00:35:46.480 --> 00:35:51.760
the reason why that shit got popped
up is because people that are rich

546
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.480
will invest in these people buy their
shit, donate it to some fucking museum

547
00:35:55.559 --> 00:35:59.800
or something, and then tax write
it off. So they'll buy millions of

548
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:04.239
dollars worth of art, donate it
and then the millions that they made will

549
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.280
offset and they didn't pay any fucking
tax. Or they buy it, they

550
00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:09.760
kill them. It becomes with a
bunch of money and set like that's real

551
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:14.400
also too, people think that's insane. Happened? What are you talking about?

552
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.519
Because people's artists think skyrocket as soon
as they die, that's right.

553
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:22.719
Oh, like it's skyrockets. But
that has that been a document? Is

554
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:24.679
there? Like in documents? I
feel like it has to be real.

555
00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:30.000
That makes sense to me. But
like you buy it, you buy it

556
00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:37.920
and the little shoot a hand and
then right in the fucking face and you're

557
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:42.679
like, wow, this British this
forty five thousand dollars apportra it is now

558
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:50.760
worth three million, walk out with
it. Everybody him is quiet arts gallery,

559
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.599
just like bro. I fucking hate
the art. I love art.

560
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:58.159
I hate the industry so much.
I used to uh, my ex girlfriend

561
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:02.360
in twenty twelve, her best friend
and her dad was like a prominent artist

562
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:06.519
in the area. So I would
go to his exposed every once in a

563
00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:09.800
while. And the people in there, the people in there, and and

564
00:37:09.920 --> 00:37:15.639
one fascinating people, the people that
is a shut up for Because my grandmother

565
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:20.360
was a doctor so be, knowing
that she knew a lot of wealthier people

566
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:22.239
in the city. Yeah, so
I would go to fucking operas and when

567
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:24.599
I was no, I shouldn't have
been there. Obviously I should not have

568
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:27.280
been. I was a little ass
kid, of course not, but I

569
00:37:27.360 --> 00:37:30.840
was hurt. I'm a Negro,
shouldn't be Neither were my grandmother. Of

570
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:35.280
course it's a half breathe. But
I was like, go to and the

571
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.320
people that were at these things were
so stuck up and not cool, and

572
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.719
my grandmother'd be like, kingsould just
sit down and like I know this person

573
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.840
through some random ship like the NAACP
or like random organizations, and like I

574
00:37:45.880 --> 00:37:50.199
would be like, these people are
so not fun. And then they bring

575
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.920
their kids, and their kids would
not be fun, and I'm just like,

576
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:54.440
dang, I hate this. Dan. You guys weren't like kids like

577
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:58.679
you weren't in it together, like
this sucks, and no bonding they they

578
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:00.960
were infected to was the best when
you were a kid, because they didn't

579
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:05.079
just like you gang up with all
the other kids and be like this event

580
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:08.199
fucking sucks. Let's destroy this.
That was my favorite. Honestly, I

581
00:38:08.199 --> 00:38:12.400
think like like when I think about
like spond memories from really was like that

582
00:38:12.760 --> 00:38:15.880
when you were stuck with other kids
in a situation that you just didn't want

583
00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:19.159
to be in, and you would
like leave, You would like meander off

584
00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.239
in like a in like a pack
to go to like shoot bay Blades and

585
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:29.280
the fucking for me in private school
and like weird names up and I was

586
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:31.079
just like you live in a bronx, I live on a grand concourse.

587
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:42.280
Yeah, it's the weirdest mixes is
private schools in fucked areas that existed.

588
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.239
That's where I was. I was. I was in Catholic school for like

589
00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:49.639
the until like I think fifth grade, and it was the weirdest, the

590
00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:54.119
weirdest ship because it was a run
down Gatholic school and it was like you,

591
00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:58.400
I think it's abandoned now I think
I've been. I've been thinking about

592
00:38:58.400 --> 00:39:04.159
going back back home to shoot it. And that's because it's like a castle.

593
00:39:04.280 --> 00:39:07.719
It's like, are the school that
I went to looks like Hogwarts almost,

594
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:13.960
but like if it was like the
fourth of the size skill no budget

595
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:16.559
at all. One of my friends
goes to the school she's in, she's

596
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:21.199
in Glasgow. She goes to the
school that oh that they use that they

597
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:24.360
use for Hogwarts. It's a real
place. Yeah, this is a college.

598
00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:27.960
I actually always thought it was just
like fucking I don't even know.

599
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:30.639
I never thought it like I would
assume that if I thought about it,

600
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:32.440
that oh, this is like a
set or something, you know, you

601
00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:37.079
know the castle on the Hudson there's
a castle on the Hudson River, like,

602
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:39.199
like the fucking it might not be
a It was definitely like some sort

603
00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:42.880
of war should happened there, but
it was a castle in Hudson. It

604
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:45.119
was like a like a like a
like a garrison, like pretty much,

605
00:39:45.239 --> 00:39:49.840
yeah like that. And I was
just like, this place is so shitty.

606
00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:53.760
Who lived? What lived here?
What? There's fucking game boys here?

607
00:39:55.400 --> 00:40:00.760
Where's the like? How can I
watch my poor this place? There's

608
00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:07.119
there's not a single digimon to be
seen. Me just tearing the place up

609
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:14.159
like a fucking dragon. I'm looking
for some sort of and looking for some

610
00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:20.039
sort of Japanese media to quelt me. And I'm barreling through that place.

611
00:40:20.199 --> 00:40:22.840
I jump, and I go straight
through the fro the top four to to

612
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:30.679
the bottom like a meteorite. At
this place is absolutely gay, And I

613
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.480
lost the little walls, like,
Oh, it's so funny now I think

614
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.280
about it. I remember going to
school, we would pass this building that

615
00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:38.519
was clearly abandoned, and I didn't
think anything of it. I was like,

616
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:43.400
oh, I guess some buildings are
abandoned. That's okay, I guess

617
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.719
not supposed to happen. I know, even back then, like now,

618
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:49.719
it's like now, there's a lot
of abandoned buildings, but back then it

619
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:52.199
was kind of at least like in
the areas that like my parents would willingly

620
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:57.840
take me towards. Didn't see that
a lot like going you never saw those

621
00:40:58.000 --> 00:41:00.480
never really. It was in yank
was even that far from where I live.

622
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:04.199
They didn't pay attention to him.
Maybe look up. Look up for

623
00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:07.519
the people at home. Look up
Saint Dennis Catholic School, which also,

624
00:41:07.559 --> 00:41:08.719
by the way, I didn't believe
there was a Saint Dennis. That seems

625
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:14.719
insane. Yeaht Denise saw maybe,
but it wasn't They would call it Saint

626
00:41:14.800 --> 00:41:20.719
Dennis. Yeah, even the weirdest
Catholic school ever Broight. If you look

627
00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:22.440
it up, it looks crazy like
the building was insane. It's like it's

628
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:28.559
abandoned. Chris, I really wonder
how much. It would be probably a

629
00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:31.199
little more, probably a little more. It probably be a lot since it's

630
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:36.760
a castle. It really it really
looks insane, uh New York property probably

631
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:38.679
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be. It's gonna rundown kind of party onngres.

632
00:41:38.679 --> 00:41:42.760
But like it's still it's a castle. Still still like they're gonna buy

633
00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:45.559
that ship up and then eventually,
like somebody basically was gonna happen if you

634
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:50.440
bought it and if you didn't immediately
sell it to somebody who wanted to gentrify

635
00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:52.760
the area, they would shoot you
in the face. Yeah, but it's

636
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:54.679
not it's not good to have tell
you what somebody in our audience, in

637
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:59.639
our homeless audience, buy that building
and uh send me the deed in r

638
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:02.760
PO. But the idea, the
idea of having a castle was crazy.

639
00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:06.639
I feel like if I had a
castle, the person out to become immediately

640
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:07.679
is not a good person. I
would tear it down and put a shakeshack

641
00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:12.679
there. I was immediately, I
would immediately start invading other places, like

642
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:15.960
in a nerea take over buildings,
just wait just for the castle. Yeah,

643
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:17.960
Like I'm gonna invade the rest of
his place. What do you.

644
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:21.679
I'm taking over it, but it's
still It's just that you're still you though

645
00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:22.960
I know. But I was like, I can get warriors, I can,

646
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:25.599
I can? I can. You
think you would be emboldened by the

647
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.360
fact that you now and I don't
deserve power at all because I would change.

648
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:35.599
I've been too nice for too long. I mean that is that is

649
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:37.639
that? Is that real? Isn't
that? I don't think that's how it

650
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:42.159
works. I feel like people always
say, because you know, people do

651
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:46.039
say money changes you, but I
think it's just an amplifier of your your

652
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:51.519
more repressed tendency. Yeah, I
think that it's I mean, there's a

653
00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:53.679
game that we've been talking about recently
and I've been playing recently. But they

654
00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:59.039
say that about the the the leader
of the of the gang. They say

655
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:04.840
that about like, oh yeah,
I know what you're talking about. But

656
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:07.840
like they say, like, oh
no, I think this is what he's

657
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.400
just becoming who we who he truly
is. I do think money can.

658
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:15.079
The issue is if you're unsure of
yourself. I think money can. If

659
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.880
you have not figured out who you
are yet and then you get an influx

660
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:21.800
of money, I think that will
fuck you and I will put you down

661
00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:24.039
like many different passes you're probably not
supposed to. Yeah, if you that's

662
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:27.719
true, like if you don't have
like a because I feel like most people

663
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:32.639
already have their moral compass set in
stone by the time they're like fucking in

664
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:35.880
high school or something. Yeah,
I feel like not. But I feel

665
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:37.920
like your early twenties you figure out
who you are. I defintely disagree with

666
00:43:37.960 --> 00:43:42.639
that. I think you figure out
certainly. I think your morals there's a

667
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:45.599
piece of stuff, Like you're way
too old to be figuring out your moral

668
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:49.960
compass by the time you figure out. I think you figure out your pieces

669
00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:52.960
because for me, like I've always
been relatively mean, you know, same

670
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.880
with Chris Don't just for years.
It always been us for the most part.

671
00:43:54.920 --> 00:43:59.679
But as you live and you experience
more, but itself like move on

672
00:43:59.719 --> 00:44:04.119
your own, figure out your ask
you something, because I'm not talking about

673
00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:07.440
you establishing yourself as just like a
person on this earth, your moral compass,

674
00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:12.519
like think about what you believed in
as let's just say the most part,

675
00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:15.239
it's it's all still the same,
probably all relatively still exactly what I

676
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:19.760
mean. But I feel like I
think it's just like your humor and and

677
00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.800
your morals. By the time you're
pretty much you have hair on your nuts,

678
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:28.159
you kind of more or less you're
gonna you stay relatively that I agree

679
00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.400
relatively yeah, you know, because
I feel like the person you build.

680
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:35.840
But I feel like, what did
you what do you drastically not believe in

681
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:39.159
anymore that you believe in women's rights, But like I'm really against that shit

682
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:42.719
now. But like before I was
like, oh yeah, my Grandma's awesome.

683
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:47.719
Look I think I would say,
like I I think there are certain

684
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:52.039
things that people go through that will
that will test those things. Though no,

685
00:44:52.079 --> 00:44:53.679
you're right, I was gonna say, even to counter my own argument

686
00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:59.840
is say a renounced racist, like
say, so there's something that you can

687
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.519
experience, something like Derek Vineyard in
American history X going to prison, getting

688
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:07.000
his ass fucked, and then experiencing
that, Like why are my racist is

689
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:09.079
stupid? You know, like people
can have like life changing events. I

690
00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:13.039
don't want to have any changes like
that. You change, like like like

691
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.440
you want to get specifically want to
get ass for it's a little late,

692
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:22.519
but but I want to experience something
people like I want to huge change of

693
00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:25.320
perspective. But I thought that my
perspectives are pretty decent. Yeah, age

694
00:45:25.400 --> 00:45:30.039
one, it might be like a
really bad like the people that like go

695
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:35.079
through I was on the left and
and I and I became a very considered

696
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:37.760
person. It's like, what could
do that to me? Yeah? Yeah,

697
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:38.480
I think we could do that.
I think a lot of people who

698
00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:42.519
say that because like I think,
I remember I didn't know who they were.

699
00:45:42.599 --> 00:45:45.199
Well, they also don't know what
that mean. Like when I was

700
00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:49.159
like a kid, I thought like
I thought I was a Republican because my

701
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:52.039
dad was. And that's just kind
of what you know what I mean,

702
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:53.960
I think that's not really like if
I really think back to like where my

703
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:59.199
morals were always, it was never
like a right they were never right way

704
00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:02.199
at all. I think of back
when I was younger and I was around

705
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:07.400
a lot of people that were Caribbean
Hispanic also that had like homophobic tendencies,

706
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.480
and I emilated that because I was
like, oh, I thought it was

707
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:13.079
bad, you know. I thought, like the reason why people don't like

708
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:15.000
this, you bad boy, you
know. And I and I think back

709
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:20.480
on that and I'm like, why
did I think that was bad? I

710
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.280
was like, they can't help it. Well, for me, sopif then

711
00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:27.000
what's the problem with so even like
when I was younger, right, like

712
00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:30.599
I had a gay friend, Like
even before I was didn't I did?

713
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:32.119
I had one gay friend only whyever
only one? Ever? One? I

714
00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:37.400
found it were but I had one
gay friend. And when I figured,

715
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:38.559
like when he really confessed to me
that he was home sexual, I knew

716
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:44.159
for years obviously this kid is probably
gay. You pushed you pushed him,

717
00:46:46.840 --> 00:46:51.320
They pushed them, kissed him hard. I was like, you're still sure

718
00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:57.599
and walked away. Can you kiss
the gad of someone like you? He's

719
00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:01.960
gay? He's a liar? My
gunnars? Did it weird? Imagine kissing

720
00:47:01.960 --> 00:47:05.320
someone so hard and awkwardly, like
they don't want to be gay anymore,

721
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:10.360
Like it was such a bad experience
for them, the way you like just

722
00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:16.440
no fantasticy like you can't. It's
almost like the ability to read the room

723
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:22.719
failing spectacularly, but with your hands
somehow like roll you're touching all the wrong

724
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:24.719
places. You roll a slide of
hands, check and you fuck up and

725
00:47:24.760 --> 00:47:30.719
you end up punching the lock instead
of trying to pick. But yeah,

726
00:47:31.239 --> 00:47:34.440
when I really thought about it,
I was just like, this is there's

727
00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:37.880
nothing wrong with this because I figured
out, like the said, understanding plights

728
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:42.199
of people, and I was like, why does anyone hit anyone for anything?

729
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.639
Really? It's all really stupid.
Let's see. I remember when I

730
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:51.000
was, when I was, I
used to not be racist, and then

731
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:55.119
and then so I mean really and
and then and then I lived with Thingston

732
00:47:55.320 --> 00:48:00.519
and then oh nice sick and now
I'm still not racist. I feel like

733
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:06.119
that was a weird story to tell
them that that was what was the point

734
00:48:06.119 --> 00:48:09.320
of that was a it's like that
mit Headburd's like, I used to what

735
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:12.280
is that? I used to do
drugs? I used to but I still

736
00:48:12.320 --> 00:48:15.840
do but I used to do But
yeah, I don't know, man,

737
00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:19.199
what were you? What were we
even talking about? We just went all

738
00:48:20.159 --> 00:48:27.159
something, doctor Dickens. Let's talk
about man. Oh I love that guy's

739
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:30.679
man who Nick merts? My boy. I don't know anything about this,

740
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:34.519
don't know anything about this. I
don't know anything about him other than just

741
00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:39.599
his neck looks hilarious. No,
you mean it's not neck. He's like

742
00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:44.320
he's head and shoulders. Man,
he's brock. He got brock on him.

743
00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:45.639
But he's like, you know,
like he's like his traps are like

744
00:48:45.880 --> 00:48:49.840
connect to his ears. Like it's
like, fucking, it's very strange.

745
00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:57.079
It's very strange. It looks like
but but he's just he's just like every

746
00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:00.400
everybody else has figured out the grift. They figured out that if you just

747
00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:07.239
say bigoted stuff coming from the from
the right, you're gonna increase your your

748
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:10.320
money. I don't these people are
gonna throw money. Because where was he

749
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:14.960
with these comments before? Yeah,
he probably wasn't looking. He probably was

750
00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:16.599
looking at it. He probably I
don't think he's smart enough to know that

751
00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:19.440
that's what he's doing there. I
think he's just kind of I think I

752
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.199
think he's just an idiot. So
you think he's just absorbing the talking points

753
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:25.039
and like just saying it. I
think he believes what he thinks. He

754
00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:29.559
doesn't strike me as he doesn't strike
me as somebody who's like like a quartering,

755
00:49:29.639 --> 00:49:30.840
you know what I mean, or
like U. I heard about him

756
00:49:30.840 --> 00:49:34.199
before, back when I used to
actually watch Fortnite Ninja like that. He

757
00:49:34.239 --> 00:49:37.559
would played for Ninja every now and
then, and he was just the fucking

758
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:39.239
he was the guy that just streamed
as well. So you think he got

759
00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:45.199
like inspired and he actually believes it
happens sepid rabbit hole. He might have

760
00:49:45.239 --> 00:49:47.239
met a girl that had some sort
of views, went down a dumb rabbit

761
00:49:47.280 --> 00:49:51.480
hole. No playing everything on some
No no no, no, no,

762
00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:52.239
no, no, no, no, not not. It's not only her.

763
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.880
It might not be a woman either. It might just be like it

764
00:49:54.960 --> 00:49:59.519
is her fault. Probably it might
not be a woman's fault. It might

765
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:01.119
be like he wasn't this one of
his family member or something like that wherever

766
00:50:01.159 --> 00:50:04.360
he's from, because you no,
it wasn't. It was definitely it was

767
00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:07.199
definitely internet content. Oh no,
it was something. It was something that

768
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:08.480
was it. We don't know where
it was. It was. Then he

769
00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:15.679
went down that hole of like recently
maybe yeah, probably, I haven't heard

770
00:50:15.719 --> 00:50:19.039
of this guy until a year ago. I've never heard of this guy.

771
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:21.320
I think. I think that's just
me, though. I think those people

772
00:50:21.320 --> 00:50:23.440
probably feel more comfortable now, you
know what I mean, because there is

773
00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:29.079
this large kind of advice. I
guess this is the reason why I'm saying

774
00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:31.559
this is because all of those people
on the that were typically center right,

775
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:37.239
they didn't care about trans people right, They didn't care about it until the

776
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:38.920
people that they watch and listen to
and only, you know, get their

777
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:43.880
cues from started talking about them because
they were the new scapegoat. And so

778
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.480
when I hear him say like trans
people aren't real and we got to protect

779
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:50.400
our kids, I'm like, Nigga, ten years ago, or even five

780
00:50:50.480 --> 00:50:52.480
years ago, you weren't saying it
like that. You didn't believe it like

781
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:54.719
that. It is not a genuine
fucking belief. Now. He may believe

782
00:50:54.719 --> 00:51:00.280
it now, but I would say
that he only like he whoever, Matt

783
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:05.159
Walsh a tempole, you know,
like he watches that ship. And so

784
00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:07.880
you see, this is the new
talking points. And then in another five

785
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.000
years, they're not gonna believe that
anymore because it is just a completely irrational

786
00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:14.400
thought. Right, it's not real. I don't know. I think they

787
00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:15.320
still will. I think I think
they don't think they will. I think

788
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:19.599
they will because I think they will
because it is such a specifically like it

789
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.559
is. It's like a how do
you even how do you describe it?

790
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:29.480
It's it's something that it's so stupid
already that to continue to ingratiate yourself in

791
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:32.000
that environment will only make you stupider, it will. I really do think

792
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:35.239
that there's certain people who are just
too far gone. They're like, you're

793
00:51:35.280 --> 00:51:37.280
you can't be help. No,
you're right, you can't you can't be

794
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:40.679
You're right about I really, I
really, I heavily disagree, but I

795
00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:45.840
think it need you. I think
the effort to put into it is just

796
00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:50.719
so much effort. That is like, dude, just fucking go go play

797
00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:53.119
Hopscotch and traffic, you know,
like fuck it, because it's just like

798
00:51:53.199 --> 00:51:57.400
ice too much. It was it
was the gays first, you know,

799
00:51:58.119 --> 00:51:59.920
That's what I mean. There was
the blacks, and it was the gay

800
00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:04.639
and now it's the trans people.
It's just like a trail. Even when

801
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:07.840
it comes to their talking points,
like they can't even and this is what

802
00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.440
I mean by they're not gonna believe
in five years from now because they only

803
00:52:10.480 --> 00:52:15.159
believe what is hot and what the
pun is that they listened to. Do

804
00:52:15.199 --> 00:52:17.039
you think do you think Trens is
gonna eventually fall off? Though? I

805
00:52:17.079 --> 00:52:22.679
think I think I would assume based
on how history's gone, eventually they're gonna

806
00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:27.960
they're not gonna care about it anymore, in the same way we already saw

807
00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:31.079
the experiment happen so bud Light,
right, even though they they're so self

808
00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:37.480
they're so unaware of themselves, where
if it wasn't for them, nobody would

809
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:40.760
have heard of Dylan mulvaney, Like, do you know who Dylan mulvaney is?

810
00:52:42.679 --> 00:52:45.719
Till Dylan mlvaney was the person that
had her hurt fucking uh face on

811
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:51.400
a bud Light can and it was
advertised on her fucking Instagram. Never heard

812
00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:53.440
of never? Yeah, yeah,
she's trans, So I never would have

813
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.920
heard of her. Didn't give a
solitary fuck. I still don't. But

814
00:52:57.960 --> 00:53:00.159
then some of those freaks that were
probably jerking off to her founder and thought,

815
00:53:00.320 --> 00:53:04.000
this is gonna be good content.
This is gonna be good content.

816
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:07.960
Let's bring this up Alison. All
these people start freaking out. Fucking kid

817
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:13.880
Rock started getting this machine gun and
shooting bud Light hands and ship until bud

818
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:16.639
Light got sponsored by the UFC again, and Dana White was like, hey,

819
00:53:16.679 --> 00:53:22.559
guys, could you knock all the
ship off? Guess what they stopped?

820
00:53:22.079 --> 00:53:27.119
Guess what? Fucking fucking kid Rock
is like, ah, okay,

821
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.079
whatever, you learn your lesson,
you're good. They have no morals,

822
00:53:30.199 --> 00:53:32.000
they don't give a fuck about anything. They hop on these trends. So

823
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:37.079
right now, unfortunately they're hating trans
people. There's hundreds of anti trans bills,

824
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:39.000
which will in five years from now, they'll stop riding those fucking bill

825
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:43.599
because they don't actually give a fuck, and so they will give a fuck

826
00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:50.000
about whatever they're told to give a
fuck up the next thing. So they're

827
00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:52.679
running out of things, so they're
gonna cycle again. But I don't know

828
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:54.480
what it's gonna be the next bid. It might be black people again,

829
00:53:55.480 --> 00:54:00.199
because like it was, it was, it was Black Lives Matter for it's

830
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:02.000
it's too hard. I think it's
too hard. I feel like I don't

831
00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:05.760
know. I feel like it'll go
back to racism. I think, yeah,

832
00:54:05.840 --> 00:54:08.639
yeah, I that's what I think. There's I feel like racism is

833
00:54:08.679 --> 00:54:13.960
so played out though, especially like
anti black that's so played out because because

834
00:54:13.960 --> 00:54:15.039
it's just like no. But here's
the thing. It's like the al we

835
00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:19.920
have an elon Musk Twitter now,
and so the algorithm, like dude,

836
00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:22.719
I can't even tell you how many
times I'll be sprolling through and I'll just

837
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:25.639
see like just some random It'll be
just like I saw a video of some

838
00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:31.519
guy at a church hitting a priest
in the head and taking his Bible.

839
00:54:31.519 --> 00:54:36.360
And of course it's just some shirtless
black guy in like a church, and

840
00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:38.960
it's just like I know where this
is going. I know where these videos

841
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:45.320
are. I know, I really
cannot think of because the right banks so

842
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:49.920
heavily on the the token niggas,
you know, like they they use that

843
00:54:50.079 --> 00:54:52.519
right. They don't care either.
They don't care. They're making a lot

844
00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:54.239
of money. Can we talk,
by the way, anti, but like,

845
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:59.280
hold on, we have to.
It's garbage and those people in the

846
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:07.039
group, like they're all relatively idiotic
people. Did you see that new uh

847
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:15.360
that Twitter animated show I can show? So there's a new there's a show

848
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:19.039
called I think the New Norm or
something, and it's like a Twitter It's

849
00:55:19.039 --> 00:55:22.719
a it's a sitcom for Twitter.
It's like a sitcom made on x.

850
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.039
Yeah. Twitter's trying to be like, oh an all like a platform.

851
00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:30.599
Yeah yeah, And so it's it
is. I want everybody to look this

852
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:37.440
up because it is truly it is
so bad. I thought it was like

853
00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:40.400
I thought I thought it was a
satire of like them like themselves it should

854
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:45.960
be, but it really is just
genuine, authentic like conservative comedy in a

855
00:55:45.000 --> 00:55:50.719
way that is like really like incredibly
poorly done. And I was making fun

856
00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:53.880
of it a little bit, and
I didn't even realize that Dave Rubin's on

857
00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:57.400
it. Yeah, I heard the
voice. I didn't hear it at all.

858
00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:00.599
I pretty much stopped. I forgot
what to say, and I was

859
00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:06.159
like, I'm he has good,
I'm Dave terrible, I'm Dave Ruben.

860
00:56:06.880 --> 00:56:12.440
I don't ship. I'm a fucking
fraud. I married somebody with my first

861
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:21.039
name because I'm a psycho crazy day
ship. And then you adopt kids,

862
00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:23.039
you do the surrogate thing or whatever, and then your bass is like,

863
00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:28.599
you fucking queer, you're stealing those
kids from women. I saw that.

864
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:30.360
I saw that in the replies to
it, where it's just like they're they're

865
00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:35.199
sodomites playing playing dress up, and
I'm just like, yo, I mean,

866
00:56:35.360 --> 00:56:37.840
god, bless you guys. You're
catering to that ship, Brad.

867
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.719
Do you have that imagine? But
that's how like you You're drifting so hard

868
00:56:40.719 --> 00:56:44.199
on the paint that you're like,
that's fine. That ship was so funny

869
00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:45.880
though, Like I was watching that
and I was I really couldn't believe how

870
00:56:46.559 --> 00:56:51.159
how poorly written and poorly acted it
was. Can I give a little sample

871
00:56:51.159 --> 00:56:52.840
into the mic? Oh yeah,
yeah, no, go ahead, please

872
00:56:52.880 --> 00:56:55.760
please let me. It's got that
that that auto tune country song at the

873
00:56:55.800 --> 00:57:08.000
beginning too is crazy. Wait,
what's there? Progress? It's the new

874
00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:17.280
norm, the new norm. I'm
the old norm. I want normal beer.

875
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:27.360
It's really bad fault. I got
house arrest. You're the one who

876
00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:31.840
threatened the school board the last Oh
I forgot about that washing my daughter.

877
00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:37.840
That girls are at girls and men
are at men. Sometimes they're neither or

878
00:57:37.880 --> 00:57:46.079
both, or furry and dressed like
dogs. Ow Janis' I can't believe then

879
00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:52.320
that's the thing. We can't watch
the whole thing. Dave rubens them and

880
00:57:53.440 --> 00:57:58.039
yeah, so dude, it's actually
this is one of my pronouns. And

881
00:57:58.079 --> 00:58:01.519
I'm like, I can't believe this
is real. I just tweet all get

882
00:58:01.519 --> 00:58:07.440
this dog shit off my fucking timeline. I dude, I just want just

883
00:58:07.519 --> 00:58:13.480
make things funny, Just make things
fun like the thing like Red Letter Media

884
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:15.559
actually had like a fucking great video
where they were like making fun of all

885
00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:21.079
like the cornering types and shit and
about like Star Wars the act. I

886
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:23.360
was just watching that last night.
It's a great video. They remained like

887
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:27.960
probably like the one of the few
people and I think it's because they're from

888
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.800
the old Internet. Also, I
think it's because they're from like two thousand

889
00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:32.760
and five, like and before.
Because really, when you if you really

890
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:38.679
think about it, none of those
people really went politically insane. No,

891
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:42.920
you know what I mean, like
smash if anything, they left, Yeah,

892
00:58:42.960 --> 00:58:45.119
if anything, they left. Like
most of the people who were popular

893
00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:47.599
back then are just like like angry
video game nerdes chilling, you know,

894
00:58:49.320 --> 00:58:52.480
like Doug Walker's chilling. Like they're
not doing they're not jumping. I really

895
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.599
think it's like there's this weird section
of time where people just well, you

896
00:58:55.679 --> 00:59:00.880
know what it is. Those people
were talented, that's true, they actually

897
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:04.559
like there was you can tell,
especially like even when we were doing our

898
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:07.840
ship, you can tell where the
people who had some talent and then the

899
00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:10.079
people that saw, oh if I
just say x y Z, I will

900
00:59:10.079 --> 00:59:15.360
get I will get views. You
could tell. That's why some of you

901
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:21.159
guys took that whole curve to the
uh went over there. They went hard

902
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.280
on the other side. Because it's
funny because some of you guys the ideas

903
00:59:23.320 --> 00:59:30.119
that like some of the guys you
were chilling with were like like went nuts

904
00:59:30.199 --> 00:59:34.559
and it was like what the fuck
is it is a fact, Like I

905
00:59:34.559 --> 00:59:37.519
I'm too lazy to ever make a
documentary, but I would love a good

906
00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:44.519
perspective on the whole that anti sj
W because like I would like to,

907
00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:45.880
I would like to do that.
I think that would be cool if called

908
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:49.280
the interview everybody too. Yeah,
yeah, that's what I'm saying because I

909
00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:52.199
was there, Like I know,
what's like, what was up? Yeah,

910
00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:53.360
you can talk about all you can
talk about all this stuff. I

911
00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:55.199
love. I wonder if they would
do it, though, Like I wonder

912
00:59:55.199 --> 00:59:58.519
if they would even I think a
lot of people. I think there's a

913
00:59:58.559 --> 01:00:02.559
lot of people that love the camera
that I that that that I'm actually I

914
01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:07.320
forget about that because I'm so I
think I see this just so far away

915
01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:10.920
from like a Hollywood type of thing, but that there's people like Actually,

916
01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:15.159
it's funny. A lot of the
most prominent people on the right were aspired

917
01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:17.079
to be in Hollywood and they figured
out this was their best way. They

918
01:00:19.000 --> 01:00:20.960
this is all they can do.
Yeah, they had to create their own

919
01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:24.599
separate alley. Yeah, like Daily
Wire. Plus all these people were writers

920
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:29.000
and they try to be they were
fucking they were actors. That guy Michael

921
01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:31.559
Knowles was like played like a gay
dude and now he like it. I

922
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:36.480
hate gay people. And Shapiro trying
to write scripts and Shapiro was a nepple

923
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:42.559
baby that actually hurt his mom is
the the the owner of some type of

924
01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:46.639
production TV production company and still still
couldn't get this motherfucker in the industry.

925
01:00:46.679 --> 01:00:50.000
That's how much he sucked. I
hate that more than anything. Like the

926
01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.760
people who are on that side who
pretend to be like working class people or

927
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:54.199
like pretending like I pulled myself up. It's like, bro, you're fucking

928
01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:58.280
you come from so much money,
so much money. Fucking Tucker Carlson,

929
01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:00.360
all those people, they have so
much fucking money, and it shows you

930
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:05.519
how shitty they are. Right,
because people who because there's a lot of

931
01:01:05.519 --> 01:01:08.960
talent, like it's there's no there's
no secret reelights say. People that are

932
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:13.960
more creative, they're more open minded, so they it's usually they don't fall

933
01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.920
into conservative politics because why would you
Usually are more trying to be more open

934
01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:21.239
minded. And a lot of those
people don't just have a bunch of money

935
01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:23.679
at their expense, so it's hard
to break into the industry. And it's

936
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:29.360
always baffling when I see people that
have an un infinite money at the disposal

937
01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:32.800
and they still suck. It's like, damn, dude, like you have

938
01:01:32.880 --> 01:01:36.360
all the money I could. I
couldn't imagine that idea. It's like I

939
01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.920
don't know, Like, like what
could I do if somebody gave me a

940
01:01:38.960 --> 01:01:42.519
small loan of a million dollars?
If someone gave me that, I'd be

941
01:01:42.559 --> 01:01:45.199
like, yo, I'm an empire. I will have an empire in a

942
01:01:45.280 --> 01:01:47.920
year, because that is a lot
of money to do a lot of shit

943
01:01:49.039 --> 01:01:52.199
with. And but I feel like
I would just be like and I'm out,

944
01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:54.800
You're like I just beat off every
day. Nah. I feel like

945
01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:58.199
I don't know what I would do. I would I would continue to podcast,

946
01:01:58.199 --> 01:02:00.000
for sure. I would definitely put
a lot of money into the podcast,

947
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:01.639
put a huge mind that I just
do. Like I would just have

948
01:02:01.840 --> 01:02:09.079
a real well, either like decorate
this thing into where it's like prestigious or

949
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:14.480
just go into an actual space like
where I don't I don't know what I

950
01:02:14.480 --> 01:02:16.360
would because I don't know, man, I can't the idea of being like,

951
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:22.639
I don't know the idea of conservatism
is just my nature so alien to

952
01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:28.480
my mind. It's traditionalism is so
stupid. Well, people don't like that.

953
01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:30.880
That's the thing. Like, I
understand that people get upset about that

954
01:02:30.920 --> 01:02:31.719
because you know, they're like,
oh, I'm conservative, how dare you?

955
01:02:31.719 --> 01:02:35.199
And I'm like, hey, I'm
just being like honest, and I'm

956
01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:37.880
not even trying to hate on because
I know people that are conservative, like

957
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:40.639
my family. There's a lot of
black conservatism, and I love them.

958
01:02:40.679 --> 01:02:45.440
They're cool, but it's just a
tradition, is just nothing. It's based

959
01:02:45.480 --> 01:02:46.719
off of nothing. They're like,
oh, it's old, and I'm like,

960
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:50.119
that's not a good reason. That
is not with that's not logical,

961
01:02:50.199 --> 01:02:52.639
and I talk to you, there's
I think there's beneficial parts of tradition,

962
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:57.000
right, I think there's things that
there's things, there's things that are benefits

963
01:02:57.159 --> 01:02:59.679
if it makes sense, yeah,
you know, yes, that's the aspect

964
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:01.199
those that's what I mean. It
has to be. But if once logic

965
01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:05.880
enters it a lot of tradition,
it doesn't make sense. So it's like

966
01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:07.679
why are we still doing this?
No? No, I understand, right,

967
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:09.559
because that tradition, Like I appreciate
the traditions that come from my cultural

968
01:03:09.559 --> 01:03:13.480
ones, right, that's part of
my tradition. Yeah, but there are

969
01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:17.480
things that could be done better,
and why are they not done better?

970
01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:20.719
But see, but that's exactly what
is and you know what that is,

971
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:22.880
and it's just a dirty word to
them, a progressivism, because the whole

972
01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:28.400
idea of just living is progressing.
That is literally every aspect of your life,

973
01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:32.239
getting older, growing up, getting
further in life, you're progressing.

974
01:03:32.480 --> 01:03:38.119
So the idea of conserving or stagnating
is foreign to the human experience. So

975
01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:42.599
it's a weird thing to try to
hold on to something when you're supposed to

976
01:03:42.639 --> 01:03:46.039
go forward. What doesn't make sense
as a human That's the problem where it's

977
01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:50.840
like being a human being is we
need to just go forward. We need

978
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:54.760
to figure things tradition. It's like
and it's like, for what was better,

979
01:03:54.840 --> 01:03:59.840
sir, before we had good plumbing, before fucking black people and women

980
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:02.079
have rights? What are you saying? It's like, yes, exactly,

981
01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:04.800
So I mean to be real,
some people are saying that the only thing

982
01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:08.960
that I would say go backwards is
but it's not really going backwards. It's

983
01:04:09.000 --> 01:04:15.000
just reinstalling the type of the tax
how much we tax the rich Back in

984
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:18.400
post World War two, when we
were in the golden years and when we

985
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:23.119
had the most growth in our economy, and that was where you know,

986
01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:25.880
after posts Reagan, that's where Reagan's
like, nah, I got you rich

987
01:04:25.920 --> 01:04:30.119
people, and and and people that
are rich understand that. That's why they're

988
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:32.639
all going for Trump now. People
that you would never even would ever step

989
01:04:32.639 --> 01:04:35.280
anywhere near him. They're like,
I want to preserve my money. I

990
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:39.239
want to keep I want to maximize, even though they have infinite money already.

991
01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:45.679
It is a hoarding game. It's
the it's the one sickness that we

992
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:48.960
allow, right because you can imagine
if you're hoarding rats in your garage like

993
01:04:49.039 --> 01:04:53.239
you have, like your your garage
is full of rats, people would be

994
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:57.320
like, what a fucking psychopath?
Why not? But why not? Why

995
01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:02.440
not own every single rat in the
That'd be so crazy, Like what do

996
01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:06.039
you? What do you? What
are you dealing? Rats? I got

997
01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:12.480
rats, bro? But then like
you meant, I got like literally,

998
01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:15.119
I got I got them all that. Actually, first of all, I

999
01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:16.719
do would be a hero if he
if he collected all the rats. But

1000
01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:19.880
what I'm saying is if you take
that same apartment right or that same garage

1001
01:05:20.159 --> 01:05:25.119
and filled it with money, he
would be as dope instead of being like,

1002
01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:29.000
yo, you're just hoarding money.
You're crazy. I think I think

1003
01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.599
wealth is a disease. I think
it is. It's hoarding. The the

1004
01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:41.320
the the fixation of wealth in this
country has gotten so wildly un unstable and

1005
01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:48.199
outrageous, the fixation of the need, the need, the need for uh

1006
01:05:48.519 --> 01:05:53.960
ample richness, not the amount of
wealth to be able to live comfortably and

1007
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:58.599
exist in a way that is not
detrimental to other people. Because yeah,

1008
01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:00.280
at a certain point, when you
get some of the money, you are

1009
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:03.039
preventing others from getting money. When
you get a bunch of money and instead

1010
01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:05.920
of putting it back into the country, you send it to an offshore account.

1011
01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:10.199
It's to accumulate instead of putting it
back into the country. That's the

1012
01:06:10.239 --> 01:06:13.920
bigs to help better the rest of
the country. That money goes missing,

1013
01:06:14.000 --> 01:06:17.400
that money is no longer and the
ecosystem of the of economicism of the country,

1014
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:21.079
so where money is going, We're
like, oh, money's this money

1015
01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:25.519
is missing? How do we fix
them? And they keep taking the money

1016
01:06:25.519 --> 01:06:29.199
for us to fit the bill of
everything. And it's so like also the

1017
01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:32.280
way we give money other countries at
times. Look, I am not an

1018
01:06:32.280 --> 01:06:36.800
anti other country person. I'm I'm
a I'm a foreign descent, literally,

1019
01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:41.519
I it is the nature of who
I am as a person. You know,

1020
01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:44.239
I think, I think I know
what you're saying, but I think

1021
01:06:44.280 --> 01:06:46.039
we should be in the same way
where it's like, you don't expect a

1022
01:06:46.119 --> 01:06:49.559
poor even though we do this,
we shouldn't expect poor people to help out

1023
01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:54.639
poorer people, right, because that's
what ends up happening. A lot.

1024
01:06:54.639 --> 01:06:57.440
A lot of people have to gang
up and give a dollar or two even

1025
01:06:57.480 --> 01:07:00.719
though they're like struggling themselves, to
like help somebody else out. So it's

1026
01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.320
like, well, can we fix
some of the major problems first, we

1027
01:07:02.360 --> 01:07:04.760
could, That's the thing. No, no, no, no, exactly,

1028
01:07:04.800 --> 01:07:06.760
you take your steps first, right, you don't. You don't feed

1029
01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:10.000
your neighbors, so you've make sure
you're and your family are not what I'm

1030
01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:12.599
saying that that that I agree with
that, but like, don't cut off

1031
01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:15.239
all the countries if we can help
them. Obviously, that's fucking propos Like

1032
01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:18.480
closing our borders to people that need
asylum, that's fucking crazy. Yeah,

1033
01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:26.800
yeah, yeah, but we we
need to figure out a way to be

1034
01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:28.920
honest with you. I want it
over. I want I want nothing to

1035
01:07:28.960 --> 01:07:30.599
do with the rest of the world. I think, I think we need

1036
01:07:30.599 --> 01:07:33.280
the need and then go back out
there. I feel like a lot of

1037
01:07:33.280 --> 01:07:38.119
our issues are are centered around the
fact that we're just too globally reliant on

1038
01:07:38.199 --> 01:07:40.360
everything, you know what I mean. We're relying on China for everything.

1039
01:07:40.360 --> 01:07:44.920
We're relying on like other countries for
oil. Why well, why are we

1040
01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.559
doing that. We're only doing these
things because it's how it's been, because

1041
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:51.199
transactional people are just trying to hoard
more wealth. We already should be we

1042
01:07:51.199 --> 01:07:55.599
should already be off of fossil fuels. We would only we would be if

1043
01:07:55.599 --> 01:08:00.599
it wasn't for oil tycoon right,
literally, like the advancement into achnology to

1044
01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:02.280
get off fossil fuels has been around
since the late seventies. Yeah, I

1045
01:08:02.280 --> 01:08:04.519
mean, we can have late seventies
that ships, but we should well,

1046
01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:13.559
well we should well nuke clear nu
yeah, I mean, well yeah,

1047
01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:15.560
and then think of like this,
if we were even using that by the

1048
01:08:15.640 --> 01:08:19.000
time now, if we would actually
went into it, the ship we'd have

1049
01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:23.399
would be insane. You know,
we would actually have like insane ship.

1050
01:08:23.479 --> 01:08:27.479
We would we would we would have
like we would have uh, mister Handy's

1051
01:08:27.920 --> 01:08:30.760
from fallout. Yeah, we would
have them flowing around right now. We

1052
01:08:30.920 --> 01:08:32.720
just actually gave a ship. But
we know people here nuclear and they're like,

1053
01:08:32.800 --> 01:08:39.000
no, no, that was that
was the propaganda, right, that

1054
01:08:39.159 --> 01:08:42.600
was the oil industry. That's propaganda. I don't get it. It's fucking

1055
01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:45.720
crazy. If it goes bad,
it goes very bad. But they'd say

1056
01:08:45.720 --> 01:08:46.840
the same thing as like a plane
though, right, yeah, exactly,

1057
01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:50.640
it's exactly. Well. The thing
too is it's like it makes me feel

1058
01:08:50.640 --> 01:08:57.399
like people aren't even aware of how
crazy just the mundane realities of their existence

1059
01:08:57.399 --> 01:09:03.279
are. Like electric You are surrounded
by ship that if if if any electrical

1060
01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:08.119
thing goes wrong in your in your
building, that ship's in flames. Dude,

1061
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:12.479
let's fire. Those ships are wild. Fires are crazy, scary,

1062
01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:16.119
and we're surrounded by electricity all the
fucking time, literally insane. We have

1063
01:09:16.199 --> 01:09:20.279
cars, cars, You understand what
a fucking car? Car is a metal

1064
01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:26.680
horse that goes very fast and can't
explode. In the computer, in fact,

1065
01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:31.319
is exploding. It's basically all the
time combustions like it's we we it's

1066
01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:35.279
as we are so scary. Technology
is all fucking If you really like boil

1067
01:09:35.279 --> 01:09:40.279
everything down to like what it is. Everything's terrible crazy. Thinking of the

1068
01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:45.119
idea of fucking we have cell phones
that we do all of our commerce on

1069
01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:48.199
the idea of someone taking the information
is terrifying as well. It's people,

1070
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:51.319
it's it's this is where I get
to the point where I'm like, dude,

1071
01:09:53.399 --> 01:09:56.600
I need to gain immense amount of
I need to be the homelander of

1072
01:09:56.600 --> 01:10:00.000
the universe. You need to I
just I know I'm not the smartest,

1073
01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.159
right I know I'm not the smartest. I know I don't know everything right

1074
01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:06.840
again, but I feel like I'm
done. I'm done asking you know,

1075
01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:12.399
I'm not to the point where you're
ready to take I'm like, all right,

1076
01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:14.840
dude, we should move on to
Yeah, you should move on questions

1077
01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:17.560
that hilarious. Dude. I'm gonna
I'm gonna I'm gonna figure it out,

1078
01:10:17.560 --> 01:10:21.279
bro, and I'm gonna be like, look, guys, I'm sorry,

1079
01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:24.880
but we're doing this. Somebody's no, we're not. I who up to

1080
01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:28.119
them and I just slapped their head
off. He was dropped from from the

1081
01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:30.880
forty nine ers or whatever, which
I didn't even realize he had anything to

1082
01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:35.399
do with that doctor disrespect he was. He was like an owner of it

1083
01:10:35.479 --> 01:10:39.760
or I don't know, I got
I needed a try off or some sort

1084
01:10:39.800 --> 01:10:42.880
of tryout bullshit or something like that. He was like a collab with them

1085
01:10:42.960 --> 01:10:45.000
or something and they dropped or like
he was like, I don't know,

1086
01:10:45.479 --> 01:10:46.439
oh he did. I didn't know. I didn't hear about that. I

1087
01:10:46.439 --> 01:10:49.119
don't care about what is it?
Hockey? Yeah? I don't know.

1088
01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:54.800
Football? Football, the right one
or the wrong one? Is the wrong

1089
01:10:54.840 --> 01:10:57.600
one? It's the hours one,
not the not to this one. The

1090
01:10:57.640 --> 01:11:00.760
football. I'm had a gun,
wait hours, but not this one.

1091
01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:03.239
Yeah, what do you mean?
You expanded? It's football? Is the

1092
01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:06.680
kick one? Do you know?
I understand? There's a cricket game on

1093
01:11:06.399 --> 01:11:12.399
on on Steam Cricket twenty four,
Like about crickets, Like like, yeah,

1094
01:11:12.520 --> 01:11:15.640
it's crickets playing cricket, playing the
game cricket. Does they play cricket

1095
01:11:15.640 --> 01:11:20.359
before? No? What what am
I gay? WHOA okay? Only gay

1096
01:11:20.399 --> 01:11:24.840
people play cricket? Famous Jamaicans can't
be gay and they play cricket. It's

1097
01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:31.000
impossible. I can't be gay homosexual
Jamaican. What is cricket? It's playing

1098
01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:39.319
cricket is like baseball. But uh
but gay, but like more barbaric.

1099
01:11:39.520 --> 01:11:44.680
Technically, it's like less evolved baseball, but it's the people like baseball with

1100
01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:48.720
tackling. It's with stupid deard crickets
ballots and you kind of hit underhand,

1101
01:11:48.760 --> 01:11:55.039
and then people catch the fucking stone
cricket fucking ball with their bare hands.

1102
01:11:55.239 --> 01:11:58.479
And if that man slaps you,
he'll dig into your back and take some

1103
01:11:58.520 --> 01:12:00.279
of it with you. It's fucking
in. It's a terrible game. I'll

1104
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:03.439
just tell you that. It's not. There's a lot of you gotta hit

1105
01:12:03.439 --> 01:12:08.199
it through like a fucking you gotta
hit it through like some little fucking croquet

1106
01:12:08.239 --> 01:12:12.960
thing. It's it's like croquet and
baseball. Baby, I don't like the

1107
01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:15.479
I don't like there's certain there are
certain sports that remind me of like,

1108
01:12:16.479 --> 01:12:20.119
Okay, so you know you have
like Islam, you have Christianity of Judaism,

1109
01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:26.399
and you got baseball, football,
basketball, and then you have like

1110
01:12:27.760 --> 01:12:31.800
Jehovah's witness. Yeah, but it's
like shoots. Yeah, that's like to

1111
01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:36.800
me, what like lacrosse and and
cricket. Lacrosse has always bothered me?

1112
01:12:38.199 --> 01:12:44.800
What the fuck is that that gross
things bothered me? Is that the lacrosse

1113
01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:49.159
players always magnanimous. Cunts bothered me. Evercross Avenue was absolute swat. You

1114
01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:56.520
know the Native Americans, I don't
know what I mean. The Natives they

1115
01:12:56.560 --> 01:13:00.000
started a lacrosse they actually invented the
game. And then the white ground,

1116
01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:02.840
Uh, the white stole it.
You grab among your people. Look at

1117
01:13:02.880 --> 01:13:06.640
you, guys, date, you
made another dumb thing like ones with dark

1118
01:13:06.680 --> 01:13:14.840
skinned fucking hate. Everything we've done
is now justified because you've made Yeah,

1119
01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:18.199
I agree. Anyway, let's get
on some questions. I'm kidding. I

1120
01:13:18.239 --> 01:13:21.840
love y'all. Fyi, it's been
almost a year and Mama Jay is still

1121
01:13:21.840 --> 01:13:28.000
missing. Right in says greetings.
Is there anything you fear you might not

1122
01:13:28.039 --> 01:13:30.479
be able to do anymore as you
get much older? I fear myself.

1123
01:13:30.720 --> 01:13:33.159
I myself hear that I might not
be able to play video games like I

1124
01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:35.960
used to, arthritis, slow reaction
time, et cetera, or give up

1125
01:13:35.960 --> 01:13:41.520
on food I love, but my
stomach is can no longer handle. Uh,

1126
01:13:41.840 --> 01:13:44.399
have a good one. Oh,
don't evening already started from me?

1127
01:13:44.439 --> 01:13:46.079
It started a little while ago,
do you think so? Uh? Yeah,

1128
01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:48.920
I'm smarter now, but I'm not
as I don't got the twitch the

1129
01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:55.760
twitch anymore. Yeah, I haven't
played like a like ranked or like like

1130
01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:59.159
genuine like competitive first person shooters in
a while. Suse, I've been on

1131
01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:00.800
like a single player kick. I'm
smarter like my like my brain. I

1132
01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:04.479
can facilitate strategies better, like even
just like set up. But like I

1133
01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:08.279
can't. You gotta get your gun
out real quick and blow. Somebody said

1134
01:14:08.279 --> 01:14:10.119
off, I can't do that shit
no more, bro, I can't even

1135
01:14:10.159 --> 01:14:13.199
do it red Dead and that shit
does it for you. I wonder if

1136
01:14:13.239 --> 01:14:15.760
I could do it, like,
I don't know, I have to imagine

1137
01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:17.439
that my skills have deteriorated, Like
I'm definitely no way, no way,

1138
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:21.439
I'm near. There's no shot.
I am as good at Halo today as

1139
01:14:21.479 --> 01:14:25.520
I used to be even like five
years ago. You know, shot even

1140
01:14:25.560 --> 01:14:28.239
to at the gym, dude,
I was en. I've been like trying

1141
01:14:28.239 --> 01:14:31.159
to get myself in a healthier shape
because this in general, to live longer.

1142
01:14:31.439 --> 01:14:35.399
And I've been doing like backwards backwards
backwards treadmotion. They get my legs

1143
01:14:35.560 --> 01:14:41.000
just for your legs like backwards.
It's hurt. It fucking hurts. I

1144
01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:43.520
didn't know why. I don't know. I was like I've walked backwards before

1145
01:14:43.560 --> 01:14:45.479
and it didn't fucking burn. But
for some reason, that shit hurt like

1146
01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:48.199
fucking hell. And I've been doing
like this this shit they get myself better

1147
01:14:48.239 --> 01:14:51.319
shap because I started feeling the third
a week or two ago. So like

1148
01:14:51.399 --> 01:14:56.520
I'm doing it and I'm like,
bro, can I really run? Still?

1149
01:14:57.279 --> 01:15:00.680
Have you? When was the last
time you ran? Wild? Yeah?

1150
01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:02.960
That's the weird Dan, But it's
also not like not but sprinted.

1151
01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:08.159
I can jog, can you sprint? But when's the last time you fucking

1152
01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:14.720
I don't remember the maximum speaking last
maybe like three four years ago, like

1153
01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:19.439
maybe like forty five pounds less forty
five fifty pounds average. I think most

1154
01:15:19.479 --> 01:15:24.079
people have zero reason to sprint,
so they don't because you don't. Because

1155
01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:26.960
dude, my friends, I sprint
for no reason. My my, my

1156
01:15:27.000 --> 01:15:30.000
cousin made a serious question. He
was like, when is the list?

1157
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:32.039
I asked somebody over twenty five,
like for the last time they sprinted,

1158
01:15:32.680 --> 01:15:35.880
like they needed to sprint? Yeah, you know, you have no reason

1159
01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:39.960
to spread unless you're running for your
life. Why are you sing? Why

1160
01:15:39.960 --> 01:15:43.079
am I doing that? In my
in the lovely town I live in right

1161
01:15:43.119 --> 01:15:48.319
now? Was like, I remember
at like I think it was, yeah,

1162
01:15:48.359 --> 01:15:53.680
my cousin's my cousin's graduation party.
It was like a family thing,

1163
01:15:53.680 --> 01:15:56.079
and like all the kids were like
playing. They were like harassing everybody,

1164
01:15:56.520 --> 01:15:57.720
like Chris, go play with the
kids. And I was like, I

1165
01:15:57.760 --> 01:16:00.560
don't want to play with the kids. I got what am I gonna?

1166
01:16:00.159 --> 01:16:03.640
There's nothing I can't do that.
Also, I'm tired, and they're like,

1167
01:16:03.680 --> 01:16:04.880
no, dude, play tag with
them. And I was like,

1168
01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:08.680
all right, I find and so
I went over and entertained and entertained them.

1169
01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:11.399
I was playing tag with them,
and so I was sprinting like crazy,

1170
01:16:11.640 --> 01:16:14.079
and that was like a couple of
months ago. But also I just

1171
01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:18.319
like generally, like sometimes I will
walk to like downtown Burbank and then I

1172
01:16:18.319 --> 01:16:23.600
will walk back, and at a
certain point I just kind of start running

1173
01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:27.359
just because like I probably should.
What are you running from? I'm just

1174
01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:29.760
running because like because it's just like, oh, what are you running from?

1175
01:16:29.760 --> 01:16:32.640
Though, Like what are you running
from? Yeah? Do you get

1176
01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:35.760
scared? Oft like running now?
They've been watching me walk this long.

1177
01:16:36.239 --> 01:16:41.119
No, something just kind of kicks
in where I'm like I'm outside. I

1178
01:16:41.119 --> 01:16:44.960
have a very sedentary existence, as
like a content creator, editor, podcast

1179
01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:46.000
person. I don't really get out
much. I don't really go to the

1180
01:16:46.079 --> 01:16:50.840
gym really anymore. I might as
well do this because I'm out and can

1181
01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:54.079
as opposed to like if I'm in
my room, like I'm not gonna go

1182
01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:57.000
out to do it. I'm already
here outside. That's what I'm I'm just

1183
01:16:57.159 --> 01:17:00.680
trying to like, that's me is
like staying mobile. What's the problem,

1184
01:17:00.760 --> 01:17:03.439
right, because the sedimentary life we
live is just on that walk I do.

1185
01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:06.239
I do. I'm I'm doing that
all the time. I walk in

1186
01:17:06.239 --> 01:17:08.960
the morning before I wait, I
wake up walking in the morning to a

1187
01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:11.600
shower real quick. I go to
the gym like two days a week.

1188
01:17:11.640 --> 01:17:15.079
I want to. You can't count
walking to take a shower, No,

1189
01:17:15.119 --> 01:17:16.840
I huh No, I go for
like I walk down. I walk all

1190
01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:20.640
the way down to the town Now. I don't walk to the shower,

1191
01:17:20.640 --> 01:17:23.279
and I'm like, god, I
was a good walk. I don't walk

1192
01:17:23.279 --> 01:17:27.159
out of my bedroom and then walk
into the room. I like I walk

1193
01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:29.520
to the town center. I like
I walk back. I usually like I

1194
01:17:29.560 --> 01:17:31.600
do like I do a bunch of
kettlebush. Because my main focus is that

1195
01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:33.880
I think my back is gotten weak
because I have so much weight on my

1196
01:17:33.880 --> 01:17:39.760
stomach. Yeah, So what I
do is I yeah, I yes.

1197
01:17:39.880 --> 01:17:41.960
So so what I do is I
do like a lot of back as I

1198
01:17:41.960 --> 01:17:44.960
do, like I'm doing like deadlifts, kettlebell stuff, just get my back

1199
01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:45.800
stronger before I even go to work
out, you know. I I do

1200
01:17:45.920 --> 01:17:48.520
that like something pre things every day
and then like I work out to I

1201
01:17:48.520 --> 01:17:50.520
say, I want to get the
feet on today, but like fucking waking

1202
01:17:50.560 --> 01:17:54.199
up early and go even though gym
is right next to me. Waking up

1203
01:17:54.279 --> 01:17:58.119
early and then going to the gym, I drain myself for the early parts

1204
01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:00.000
of the day and I'm just kind
of fucking sap. Well. You also

1205
01:18:00.239 --> 01:18:04.079
don't use caffeine, which is insane
to me. I don't. I don't

1206
01:18:04.159 --> 01:18:06.359
like it, man, I don't
like how it makes you feel. You

1207
01:18:06.399 --> 01:18:09.880
don't. You don't have to use
it to make you feel bad. I

1208
01:18:10.000 --> 01:18:12.640
use it to level me out,
for me, for me, when I

1209
01:18:12.840 --> 01:18:15.000
ust caffeine, right, uh huh. You know in video games, you

1210
01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:18.199
get like the uh you get the
like infinite borro stamina, and it's like

1211
01:18:18.239 --> 01:18:21.800
burning. That's how I feel.
I feel like that's fire in my veins.

1212
01:18:21.960 --> 01:18:25.920
I feel like that is psychological.
Oh, it has to be,

1213
01:18:27.560 --> 01:18:30.359
but that's not how well granted ADHD
kind of like I've heard that like if

1214
01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:33.600
you have ADHD, caffeine really doesn't
do anything to you. So I've never

1215
01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:36.319
really noticed an effet from caffeine at
all. For me, it's like I

1216
01:18:36.319 --> 01:18:40.880
feel like I have energy that's not
mine and I feel gross. I think

1217
01:18:40.920 --> 01:18:44.640
if you, if you do three
hundred milligrams, you'll notice something, oh,

1218
01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.039
you probably like I mean from like
a cup of coffee that like,

1219
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:48.920
yeah, some people will have a
cup of coffee and they'll feel like ooh,

1220
01:18:49.359 --> 01:18:53.720
I'm like I don't, I can't. I pos people. I think

1221
01:18:53.760 --> 01:18:56.600
that I also feel like that's psychological
as well, because face is fine if

1222
01:18:56.640 --> 01:19:00.079
you if you consistently just have a
cup of coffee that I am not a

1223
01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:01.800
caffeine is not gonna do anything.
You're gonna used to it immediately. So

1224
01:19:01.840 --> 01:19:04.439
it's just like a ritual thing to
make you feel better that there's this coffee

1225
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:11.159
or so literally, yeah, you
can get caffeine headache, you know.

1226
01:19:11.279 --> 01:19:13.239
Yeah, that's the thing. If
you get the withdraws, then you'll know

1227
01:19:13.239 --> 01:19:15.399
you're addicted. Like say, oh, if you go like two days without

1228
01:19:15.399 --> 01:19:17.119
having a cup of coffee, and
if you start getting a fucking headache.

1229
01:19:18.840 --> 01:19:24.560
I've seen people not get their coffee
and they start acting different. Yeah.

1230
01:19:24.600 --> 01:19:26.960
Then I'm like, yo, we
turn I'm Alex, and they don't get

1231
01:19:26.960 --> 01:19:30.720
there, give me my fucking coffee. Yeah, Like I don't. I

1232
01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:33.439
don't have a I don't drink enough
caffeine to do it. I still don't

1233
01:19:33.479 --> 01:19:39.399
because even though like this this injury
drink has three hundred milligrams, I sip

1234
01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:42.880
on it slowly, so all it
is is just for me to sustain.

1235
01:19:43.439 --> 01:19:46.039
It's just like people, because people
will pound their coffee, they pound their

1236
01:19:46.159 --> 01:19:49.680
energy drinks and they get wired and
then they fucking get all like fucked up

1237
01:19:49.720 --> 01:19:55.399
afterwards. The only benefit of pounding
it is the focus. You enter a

1238
01:19:55.479 --> 01:19:59.039
state of that's kind of scary,
where like, uh, it would probably

1239
01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:02.520
be the state of like you're starving
and you need to focus on like getting

1240
01:20:02.520 --> 01:20:06.239
food, and then you'll get in
this new state that is like hyper focus.

1241
01:20:06.560 --> 01:20:11.960
There's a weird hype of focus section
it's because you like it's time to

1242
01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:18.560
hunt. Essentially, it's a weird
feeling because I'll even have like, say,

1243
01:20:18.600 --> 01:20:21.800
for example, I get lazy like
I'm on t R T and I

1244
01:20:21.920 --> 01:20:28.960
just you're good, You're good,
You're you're getting fucked up. You can

1245
01:20:29.039 --> 01:20:30.720
fuck up. It's like it's like, well, the answer to the question

1246
01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:34.000
is like, dude, I wonder
about my hands. You what about your

1247
01:20:35.640 --> 01:20:39.720
more fire in there? Man?
The fire is gone from my fucking gamer

1248
01:20:39.760 --> 01:20:41.960
side. I can't even play fighting
games like that anymore. Man. I

1249
01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:44.479
think, well, fighting games are
more like thumb oriented. So I'm kind

1250
01:20:44.479 --> 01:20:46.479
of okay with that because I don't
really use my thumb really for video games

1251
01:20:46.479 --> 01:20:50.640
really outside of you know, the
joysticks. It's like it's really like the

1252
01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:57.199
oh God, I gotta fucking see
somebody about that. We also like probably

1253
01:20:57.399 --> 01:21:00.960
figured something out to where you're if
you're if you're not fit, your shit's

1254
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:02.119
not feeling good. Yeah, I
don't know. I think we got to

1255
01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:06.239
figure something out like to not but
it should be fine. Yeah I probably

1256
01:21:06.279 --> 01:21:10.079
should go to the doctor. But
yeah, maybe let them cut you losing

1257
01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:13.640
your shut up fucking retighten it.
And so that is Yeah, that's the

1258
01:21:14.159 --> 01:21:15.920
one thing I'm not too worried about. Like I think we're there's this awkward

1259
01:21:15.960 --> 01:21:19.920
state where I think we're gonna be
the last we're the We're gonna be the

1260
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:24.079
last generation that's gonna have to worry
about stuff like this because, uh,

1261
01:21:24.319 --> 01:21:27.720
the the technology that's gonna be available
by the time we're old, I think

1262
01:21:27.760 --> 01:21:30.840
it's gonna basically make us like godly, Yeah, but we will be too

1263
01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:33.520
late for that. Yeah, maybe
not. I don't know. I think

1264
01:21:33.560 --> 01:21:36.840
like, like as I think by
the time we're like actually old, well

1265
01:21:38.000 --> 01:21:40.640
we'll be able to experience all of
it. It's like old people experiencing like

1266
01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:44.880
fucking smartphones and ship don't get it
just kind of late. But like as

1267
01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:46.920
we're going through our fifties and ship, we're not gonna get the best stuff,

1268
01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:49.840
Like there's gonna be By the time
we're like in our fifties, there's

1269
01:21:49.840 --> 01:21:55.279
probably gonna be a cancer vaccine,
and then cancer is gonna be will productively

1270
01:21:55.399 --> 01:21:58.560
nothing. We'll probably have like really
reliable like robot press, you know what

1271
01:21:58.600 --> 01:22:00.279
I mean. Like I feel like
by the time we're like very old,

1272
01:22:00.439 --> 01:22:04.039
we'll probably be able to reliably replace
limbs with like limbs that are probably way

1273
01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:08.399
better than the ones to be replaced. But you know, I don't think

1274
01:22:08.520 --> 01:22:11.359
we're not gonna have like that stem
cell stuff that like makes your hand better.

1275
01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:15.000
We're probably we're probably gonna have like
universal medicines. I feel like that's

1276
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:16.920
what we're gonna probably be able to
see in our lifetime, a universal medicines

1277
01:22:16.960 --> 01:22:20.199
like oh this will work for your
like this will work, Oh you probably,

1278
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:24.960
I mean like something that like that's
just like it fixes like everything.

1279
01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:28.600
If your medicines that like you don't
have to worry about your blood typing,

1280
01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:30.479
like your things like that will like
this will be able to help you period

1281
01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:34.119
about blood type of medicines something somethings
like that, you have to worry about

1282
01:22:34.119 --> 01:22:38.760
your blood type. I take every
pill that I have once in like one

1283
01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:42.960
big do you like, crush them
all up together, and then I put

1284
01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:47.359
it, shake it up and just
drink that and then fall asleep. I

1285
01:22:47.399 --> 01:22:53.199
take one time all one moultri in
one swig and niquill. Mmm. I

1286
01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:55.359
like that. I take. I
go into a gas station and I buy

1287
01:22:55.399 --> 01:22:58.159
one of every rhino pill. I
take it and I go home and I

1288
01:22:58.239 --> 01:23:00.359
fucking hump my floor until there's all
on it. Yeah, I what I

1289
01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:04.560
do. I do the similar thing, but I uh, that's one of

1290
01:23:04.600 --> 01:23:13.000
the craziest things. I fight the
boner. I keep it down. That's

1291
01:23:13.000 --> 01:23:16.119
where you that that's when you know. That's when you know you've ascended.

1292
01:23:16.840 --> 01:23:21.720
That's when you know you've descended.
When you when you have extreme self control,

1293
01:23:23.159 --> 01:23:27.079
You've take I've taken a thirty pack
of Sea alice, I've taken a

1294
01:23:27.079 --> 01:23:30.640
thirty pack of the Viagral whatever it
extends. And you make your dick not

1295
01:23:30.880 --> 01:23:34.800
and I make it go bend.
I grow up, pussy. Dude.

1296
01:23:38.079 --> 01:23:45.560
He's holding on to like a medical
fucking thing, and it's like, dude,

1297
01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:58.079
I hate that. That's gonna be
so terrible to listen to so much

1298
01:23:58.920 --> 01:24:06.640
stimulation, and he's just fighting it. Stop. Let's move on to the

1299
01:24:06.680 --> 01:24:13.119
next question from the genie who lives
in pee Wee Herman's loub bottle they wrote

1300
01:24:13.159 --> 01:24:15.439
in He says, Hey, you
three, who's the king of suicide?

1301
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:21.520
Whoa the king of suicide? Keep
up the labs? Did you see?

1302
01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:26.239
By the way, I can't well, I guess I can't believe that we

1303
01:24:26.239 --> 01:24:28.640
didn't talk about This is not really
that big of a story, but the

1304
01:24:28.960 --> 01:24:33.479
Taylor Swift thing with so Dave Grohl
went on stage. I don't know what

1305
01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:35.600
was it. He was like at
some stage and he was talking about like

1306
01:24:35.920 --> 01:24:39.960
he's like, I don't want the
wrath of Taylor Swift. But what was

1307
01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:42.479
it that he said? He was
just saying something like, this is this

1308
01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:45.680
is the errors tour. This is
not not like the errors. This is

1309
01:24:45.680 --> 01:24:47.960
the errors tour, you know,
because we we make mistakes here, you

1310
01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:51.640
know, because we play live and
like you know, yeah, it's a

1311
01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:56.000
cheeky little yeah. He was kind
of like, well, they were just

1312
01:24:56.039 --> 01:25:00.760
I don't know people Tailor Swift fans
are freaks. Swifties go home. It's

1313
01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:06.239
because her fan base is young women. They are the best fans to acquire.

1314
01:25:06.399 --> 01:25:10.640
They are the best fans, their
most die hard. They will they

1315
01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:14.880
will ignore fun ship, they will
ignore ship, and they will defend you

1316
01:25:14.960 --> 01:25:17.720
all the time. That is why
young women are the best. Bro.

1317
01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:24.039
It's young women, young girl,
young women. Girls and old men are

1318
01:25:24.079 --> 01:25:28.760
the most. Like old don't like
like like past fifties, past fifties,

1319
01:25:28.960 --> 01:25:31.920
ye about or die because they got
money, they got the income. They'll

1320
01:25:31.920 --> 01:25:38.319
be like, oh my eight Ben
Shapiro shirts. Why they take with their

1321
01:25:38.359 --> 01:25:41.000
fucking shades and the hat in the
truck. Yeah, in the in the

1322
01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:45.159
driver's seat always, that is always. He worked hard for it. That

1323
01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:47.520
his dad bought that. His dad
gave him his first job at the club.

1324
01:25:47.560 --> 01:25:55.319
The country club that he fucking does
that owns they were plantations. But

1325
01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:59.680
now the country that's true. The
country clubs. Have you ever been to

1326
01:25:59.680 --> 01:26:01.520
a country? Of course? What
do you mean? Of course that's a

1327
01:26:01.520 --> 01:26:03.840
weird thing to say. Of course. Yeah, I've never knew a country

1328
01:26:03.840 --> 01:26:06.159
clubs. I mean, I'm horrible. I've absolutely never been a coach.

1329
01:26:06.319 --> 01:26:10.159
I think I've driven past them.
I've been to like two. They're terrible

1330
01:26:10.199 --> 01:26:13.960
experiences. Yeah, look that the
idea of me stepping foot in one is

1331
01:26:13.960 --> 01:26:16.680
so foreign to the turrets would pop
up, they probably, I'm sure they

1332
01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:19.680
would. They were like, you
don't have a uniform, and I was

1333
01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:25.880
like, I want to go home
and arrest you. Immediately, I was.

1334
01:26:26.000 --> 01:26:30.399
I went with the thought I was
help. Yeah, yeah, I

1335
01:26:30.560 --> 01:26:32.039
was excuse me, boy, I
don't know, I've never been to one

1336
01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:36.880
of the discussed me black blah boy. I thought you were implying that,

1337
01:26:36.960 --> 01:26:42.600
like the members have like a like
a cult. Maybe I don't know.

1338
01:26:43.560 --> 01:26:45.760
One of my ex girlfriends, her
dad used to go to one and he

1339
01:26:45.800 --> 01:26:47.840
brought me to a good guy,
really actually nice dude, but he just

1340
01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:50.319
you know, he was rich,
so he kind of just brought me there,

1341
01:26:50.840 --> 01:26:54.439
and then my grandmother went to one
for some other random reasons. She

1342
01:26:54.520 --> 01:26:55.920
was like, you're coming with me, and I was like, can you

1343
01:26:55.920 --> 01:26:58.880
please bring Eric and she was like, nope, you're coming. I was

1344
01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:01.119
like, wow, I was being
dragged along to things like that. That

1345
01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:03.920
was my whole life growing up.
You know how many times went to Yankee

1346
01:27:03.960 --> 01:27:09.079
Stadium over over Yankee Stadium to do
show on my grandmother because other ones just

1347
01:27:09.079 --> 01:27:12.000
worn and one around and she was
like, eh, that was there,

1348
01:27:12.039 --> 01:27:14.399
Come with me. And I'm like, Grandma, I want to play Catch

1349
01:27:14.439 --> 01:27:18.760
Byron and she's like so honestly,
so, I'm very jealous of kids today,

1350
01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:21.319
and in the sense of just like
even just like something like the switch

1351
01:27:21.359 --> 01:27:25.000
of the steam deck. Dude,
oh my god. Well we had our

1352
01:27:25.039 --> 01:27:28.199
game boys. Yeah, but I
mean come on, they were they were

1353
01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:30.520
they were at them. They were
adequate for us at the time. If

1354
01:27:30.520 --> 01:27:33.520
we had that back then, you
know, dude, even at the time

1355
01:27:33.560 --> 01:27:36.840
we'd be lost, we would have
we would have our parents would have tried

1356
01:27:36.840 --> 01:27:40.239
to get us up and it wouldn't
have worked. Can I say something.

1357
01:27:40.279 --> 01:27:42.920
I would have tried to snap us
out we would be like I can't get

1358
01:27:42.920 --> 01:27:47.640
out, I'm inside. This might
this might be probably like a kind of

1359
01:27:47.680 --> 01:27:53.960
controversial statement, but I kind of
don't think there is this. Like if

1360
01:27:53.960 --> 01:27:57.840
I had to name like top one
hundred games of all time, none of

1361
01:27:57.840 --> 01:28:00.720
them would be game Boy or game
Boy Advanced Games at all. I think

1362
01:28:00.760 --> 01:28:03.800
that's your opinion, right, Well, I think it's wrong. I'm saying

1363
01:28:03.800 --> 01:28:05.760
it. I think it's very wrong. I think it's very wrong. But

1364
01:28:05.800 --> 01:28:10.359
you're not your opinion because even at
the time, I remember feeling like this

1365
01:28:10.439 --> 01:28:13.960
feels like a fucking mystic game and
watch in comparison to the ship that I've

1366
01:28:13.960 --> 01:28:16.800
gotten in my room, like it
was why did I engage with this?

1367
01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:19.880
But there for different experience, you
know, you're there for like people like

1368
01:28:19.920 --> 01:28:24.279
a lot of people like that played
Pokemon probably Pokemon games. What Pokemon was

1369
01:28:24.319 --> 01:28:28.479
that that was like the only exception
Pokemonfusion and stuff like that. People would

1370
01:28:28.479 --> 01:28:31.680
say like, uh, I think
the way I just actually just bought that

1371
01:28:31.720 --> 01:28:35.279
again because I found the switch.
Yeah no, no, no, the

1372
01:28:35.439 --> 01:28:40.960
I have a D s Light oh
uh, and so I Switch remakes really

1373
01:28:41.000 --> 01:28:43.640
good at it's a great game,
but D s Light is such a small

1374
01:28:43.640 --> 01:28:47.640
consoles like me is holding that console
makes me scared because my hand is much

1375
01:28:47.680 --> 01:28:50.079
bigger than its kind of nice to
like put my penis in like you know,

1376
01:28:50.159 --> 01:28:54.520
like and kind of folded over.
Yes, yeah, and that yeah,

1377
01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:58.239
would get really hard. It's like
what's gonna give first? And then

1378
01:28:58.279 --> 01:29:09.119
you close You're like you're like duck
and you're like a ship. I fucking

1379
01:29:09.159 --> 01:29:11.640
played too much again. It looked
I want to go to a doctor.

1380
01:29:11.680 --> 01:29:15.039
What am I gonna tell my girl
my flat cock again? Again? Again?

1381
01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:18.840
You did it again? So you
got it out? Well, yeah,

1382
01:29:18.920 --> 01:29:23.840
but I flatted my cock multiple times. I've got I flattened my cock

1383
01:29:23.920 --> 01:29:26.479
multiple times a day, thank you. What I do is I put my

1384
01:29:26.479 --> 01:29:28.640
hardcock on the ironing board, right, and then I put the iron that

1385
01:29:28.720 --> 01:29:30.159
I start stacking things on the iron. I like that and see what it

1386
01:29:30.199 --> 01:29:33.800
gives. First, that's hugelysed the
ironing board. But sometimes it's my cock.

1387
01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:39.239
Do you turn on the iron?
Of course? Of course? What

1388
01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:42.760
do you mean? What do you
meant? Me? Let me ask you

1389
01:29:42.760 --> 01:29:46.920
this, Let me ask you this
is so the your favorite games on the

1390
01:29:46.920 --> 01:29:51.840
game Boy Advanced in Game Boy that's
not the best place to play them,

1391
01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:59.680
isn't like if you could play those
on a switch or something. Oh dude,

1392
01:30:00.159 --> 01:30:02.079
Pokemon heartglowing the switch, that'd be
amazing, right, because it would

1393
01:30:02.079 --> 01:30:05.720
be way better. Sure, yeah, but like but we still had the

1394
01:30:05.760 --> 01:30:09.880
vast majority of games, even when
they made like I remember remember the game

1395
01:30:10.800 --> 01:30:16.960
like the good game, like like
Spider Man Too game. I played that

1396
01:30:16.960 --> 01:30:19.920
game and I remember liking it,
and then I remember I came back to

1397
01:30:19.960 --> 01:30:24.000
it years later. I was like
this, I mean, it's technically impressive,

1398
01:30:24.039 --> 01:30:27.760
I guess, but like this,
it is not. I remember,

1399
01:30:27.840 --> 01:30:30.520
I remember, I remember the swinging
it because there was like a mini game

1400
01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:32.840
in that game, specifically where you
would like swing through the city in three

1401
01:30:32.920 --> 01:30:42.399
D and it look everybody at home, look up Spider Man game Boy Advanced

1402
01:30:42.479 --> 01:30:48.600
Game and just scroll through until you
see a baffling image. It is the

1403
01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:51.560
most I don't I'm pretty sure I
made it through that game completely by chance,

1404
01:30:51.560 --> 01:30:54.239
because I don't. I don't know
if I was doing that right at

1405
01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:56.680
all. Yeah, it's obviously.
You know. There was like that Norman

1406
01:30:56.720 --> 01:31:00.800
Osbourne that we used to make fun
of Marvel Nemesis on the fucking game Boy

1407
01:31:00.840 --> 01:31:03.520
Advance. Oh my god, I
can't even imagine that I think I think

1408
01:31:03.520 --> 01:31:08.399
it was on it probably was.
They ported game that wasn't a weird time

1409
01:31:08.640 --> 01:31:15.479
Imperfect was on a game Boy was
that was perfectect That was the game Boy

1410
01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:17.239
Advance freaking what's it called? The
other one, the other Marvel game,

1411
01:31:18.279 --> 01:31:21.960
I don't know whatever it was on
the end Gage. Also, like there

1412
01:31:23.039 --> 01:31:26.199
was there's so many there were so
many ports of the same game that were

1413
01:31:26.279 --> 01:31:29.239
not the same. Like today we
have like you know, Breath of the

1414
01:31:29.239 --> 01:31:31.319
Wild on we You and Breath of
the Wild on Breath on you know switch,

1415
01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:34.680
but they're the same game, Like
it's the same video game, like

1416
01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:38.359
fundamentally, like it just kind of
looks a little bit worse for sure,

1417
01:31:38.720 --> 01:31:42.439
and the resolution is lower. That's
it. And that's modern day ports.

1418
01:31:42.439 --> 01:31:45.520
But like in like two thousand and
three, two thousand and four, you

1419
01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:48.399
had like the Xbox and PS two
versions of Spider Man two. Then you

1420
01:31:48.439 --> 01:31:53.399
had the PC version of Spider Man
two, which was a different game entirely

1421
01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:56.960
from a different studio. And then
you had the PSP version of Spider Man

1422
01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:00.199
two, which was a reskin of
Spider Man one, or for the PSP,

1423
01:32:00.319 --> 01:32:04.279
I mean, which was a recent
of Spider Man one. Made them

1424
01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:09.039
make sense. In Spider Man two, it's that's fun. There were and

1425
01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:11.399
there was one for the engage that
I'm pretty sure it was just like a

1426
01:32:11.439 --> 01:32:16.039
mobile phone game. There were so
many versions of It's just because I'm wild.

1427
01:32:16.079 --> 01:32:19.119
Right now, I'm playing Force Awakens
right, and I'm like, I'm

1428
01:32:19.159 --> 01:32:21.920
playing Force Wickins two right, And
I played the PSB version of it.

1429
01:32:23.239 --> 01:32:26.600
You play the PSP. How was
that? Oh? Dog shit, dog

1430
01:32:26.640 --> 01:32:29.720
shit? After I moved, I
lost my PS two, so I didn't

1431
01:32:29.720 --> 01:32:31.680
have a ps so I have my
PSB. That's so I like, I

1432
01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:34.319
only had a ps My cousin had
a three sixty, but if I played

1433
01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:38.520
it, he beat my ass.
Still played it. Yeah, but then

1434
01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:42.520
I also had, uh what a
gross way to experience that. Oh dude,

1435
01:32:42.520 --> 01:32:45.119
it's terrible. It's horrible. But
then like just the way video games

1436
01:32:45.119 --> 01:32:48.840
would be where you're like now like
you like, I can play this real

1437
01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:53.840
ass whole. I can play Elden
Ring on my theme deck, I can

1438
01:32:53.880 --> 01:32:56.039
go outside him play anywhere. I
can play balls in. It seems like

1439
01:32:56.079 --> 01:32:58.800
it might not be optimal, but
he still can't play it. But I

1440
01:32:58.880 --> 01:33:02.640
can't believe how well Ring runs on
a Steam deck better than it should,

1441
01:33:02.640 --> 01:33:05.880
but not as good as it would
on PC. Way better. But I've

1442
01:33:05.880 --> 01:33:10.560
played it like I'm a real list
of sixty. No, but it's not.

1443
01:33:10.840 --> 01:33:15.159
No, it's weird, like I'm
really anal about that stuff, like

1444
01:33:15.159 --> 01:33:18.680
like the uh the uh frame rates
Like I can't. It's really difficult for

1445
01:33:18.720 --> 01:33:21.520
me to play anything at thirty.
But like playing Eleanory on a steam Deck

1446
01:33:21.560 --> 01:33:25.640
at thirty feels way better than it
should. Is that it's thirty on their

1447
01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:28.359
really Yeah, I mean it must
be. I stream it for my PC

1448
01:33:28.479 --> 01:33:30.840
two sometimes, so it's like it's
usually like when I do it from home,

1449
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:35.079
it's like sixty. I haven't read
on PC at all. On steam

1450
01:33:35.079 --> 01:33:38.760
Deck seemed like I usually like I
use it for like that's a pretty much

1451
01:33:38.760 --> 01:33:41.560
another switch I just used anything,
Like I can't get on a switch on

1452
01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:45.640
a steam Deck. I have no, I can't justify buying one steam Deck.

1453
01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:49.000
Yeah, it is really expensive.
And if you can't, if it's

1454
01:33:49.000 --> 01:33:51.079
not a gift, don't get it. That's what I mean, Like it's

1455
01:33:51.079 --> 01:33:54.119
not a gift if it was gifted
me. It was the same thing with

1456
01:33:54.159 --> 01:33:57.159
sw Like I bought a switch when
it first came out, but I sold

1457
01:33:57.199 --> 01:34:00.760
it because it was another thing where
I'm like, I can't. I am

1458
01:34:00.840 --> 01:34:03.880
not a handheld gamer, like I
haven't been in a very long time.

1459
01:34:04.279 --> 01:34:10.520
Okay, here's the thing about that. Yeah, I believe that you think

1460
01:34:10.600 --> 01:34:13.960
that because I felt that way too. I felt like almost almost for the

1461
01:34:14.000 --> 01:34:15.840
most I think really, the PSP
was the only handheld console that I really

1462
01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:19.159
really loved, and that was because
I was getting like when that came out,

1463
01:34:19.239 --> 01:34:23.960
you were getting like PS two Xbox
quality shit on it. Like that's

1464
01:34:24.039 --> 01:34:28.279
kind of insane if you really think
about it. But like the Vita,

1465
01:34:28.439 --> 01:34:33.560
eh, the switch, nothing really
on here. The Steam Deck is crazy

1466
01:34:33.560 --> 01:34:35.720
to the point where like I didn't
buy my Steam Deck. It was gifted

1467
01:34:35.920 --> 01:34:41.079
by a fan, thank you if
you're still listening, but like that's crazy.

1468
01:34:41.199 --> 01:34:43.319
It was insane deck. Yeah,
well they were like, I have

1469
01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:45.840
an extra one from from some bullshit. I was like, absolutely, send

1470
01:34:45.840 --> 01:34:49.720
that to me, because like,
why the fun would I turned So I'm

1471
01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:54.159
the only nigga that'sn't gotten one gifted
me. But here's here's the thing about

1472
01:34:54.199 --> 01:34:56.720
that. I would have I would
have never I would have I would have

1473
01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:59.920
never bought it. Yeah, before
I had it, it's going now the

1474
01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:03.319
if I if I dropped my Steam
deck and it exploded. I would buy

1475
01:35:03.359 --> 01:35:08.359
another one that. Yeah, cry, I would cry because all that what

1476
01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:11.119
changes is like on the switch.
What's on the switch that you would play?

1477
01:35:12.039 --> 01:35:14.439
Yeah, I hear what you're saying, you know what I mean?

1478
01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:23.239
Like there's like there's hardcore like for
real. That was like like like like

1479
01:35:23.279 --> 01:35:26.439
the trailer comes up, he jumps
out of his seat, runs out the

1480
01:35:26.520 --> 01:35:30.399
room, watches it like sitting down
like on his stomach with his hands and

1481
01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:33.479
his legs like women back and forth, and he's like, oh my god,

1482
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:38.119
that game my bad guys. I
just completely invalidated his taste in like

1483
01:35:38.159 --> 01:35:42.279
a second, like I sniped his
taste immediately. He's like, oh my

1484
01:35:42.279 --> 01:35:45.680
god, he just my bad guys. So it makes a difference. I

1485
01:35:45.720 --> 01:35:47.960
hear what you're saying, because you're
absolutely right about that. Like imagine your

1486
01:35:48.039 --> 01:35:51.039
entire library on Steam, but you
can play it in bed as you go

1487
01:35:51.079 --> 01:35:54.720
to sleep. You. Yeah,
that's the that's the ship that really look

1488
01:35:54.800 --> 01:35:59.560
for me. I hacked mine,
right and I like so so pretty much.

1489
01:35:59.600 --> 01:36:01.039
Right now, I have files from
s n e. S. Game

1490
01:36:01.039 --> 01:36:06.000
Boy Advance PSP plays everything on there
up to PS three games. Yeah,

1491
01:36:06.920 --> 01:36:13.560
that's absolutely insane because they all run
better than they ever ran on anything else.

1492
01:36:13.840 --> 01:36:16.119
Yeah, and it's wild. I
was playing. What game was I

1493
01:36:16.119 --> 01:36:19.800
playing? Recently? I was playing
Crisis three on it and I was like,

1494
01:36:20.119 --> 01:36:23.960
what the fuck is going on?
Dude? I was Chrisis. I

1495
01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.760
can't remember I played. I played
the multiplayer beta for Crisis. The game

1496
01:36:26.800 --> 01:36:29.199
is stupid. It's a dumb ass
fucking game. It's a dumb game.

1497
01:36:29.640 --> 01:36:32.680
But like I remember, there were
showcasing like a bow and arrow mostly,

1498
01:36:32.720 --> 01:36:38.760
and I was like, cool.
It turned me off. I'm being honest,

1499
01:36:38.760 --> 01:36:41.359
because I was like, I'm this
sweet nano tech thing and I have

1500
01:36:41.399 --> 01:36:45.720
a fucking bone bone arrow that blew
up. It just it just sounds so

1501
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:49.800
like I'm going backwards. I'm sorry, I'm sure I get that. I

1502
01:36:50.039 --> 01:36:54.079
like, like I was playing,
I was playing like Pokemon fire Red on

1503
01:36:54.119 --> 01:36:57.279
air and I'm like, this is
crazy. Yeah, Like what else have

1504
01:36:57.319 --> 01:36:59.159
I played? I've played? Uh? Well, The thing to me was

1505
01:36:59.199 --> 01:37:00.600
just like even just something like Eldon
is the fact that you could play something

1506
01:37:00.640 --> 01:37:04.000
like that, like and when you
stream it from your PC, if you

1507
01:37:04.159 --> 01:37:06.560
if you have a good Internet connection, and and you're not that far from

1508
01:37:06.560 --> 01:37:13.039
your round each in so you're just
getting sixty frames like four k basically on

1509
01:37:13.119 --> 01:37:15.840
the screen, and it runs fucking
flawlessly, and you're like, this is

1510
01:37:16.199 --> 01:37:19.840
like and your entire scene with Library
and that's look. I don't know.

1511
01:37:20.239 --> 01:37:24.039
I definitely, definitely I would say
it costs too much. I would have

1512
01:37:24.079 --> 01:37:26.920
to I would say wait, I
would say, wait, here's the thing.

1513
01:37:27.119 --> 01:37:30.239
If you're ever going to so y'all
got yours gifted, who's gonna step

1514
01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:35.279
up and gift me one? Honestly, y'all got somebody's got somebody's got to

1515
01:37:35.319 --> 01:37:40.399
get me and then I'll I'll send
you some weird ship back, some weird

1516
01:37:40.920 --> 01:37:47.640
just we'll discuss the terms. But
Derek I on Twitch whispers yeah yeah,

1517
01:37:47.680 --> 01:37:50.840
yeah, yeah yeah, contact me
on Twitch. But my Twitch account that

1518
01:37:50.880 --> 01:37:54.359
I haven't I can't even remember the
last time I've logged into it. You

1519
01:37:54.399 --> 01:37:57.800
have the pass anymore? I'm sure
I would have to reset it because I

1520
01:37:57.840 --> 01:38:02.239
don't remember. Ao hit me up
with a whisper the whisper at me,

1521
01:38:03.119 --> 01:38:06.880
whisper at me. You see,
that is weird. That's like Locals,

1522
01:38:06.880 --> 01:38:11.720
that fucking app that I think Dave
Ruben started. It was like like it's

1523
01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:15.600
called locals. Yeah, there's like
one of those, because you know they're

1524
01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:17.359
all like, oh Twitter is gay. Everything sucks like I'm gay too,

1525
01:38:17.399 --> 01:38:20.760
so I gotta leave. And then
he was like gay too, so I

1526
01:38:20.800 --> 01:38:26.159
gotta get out of here. So
he was like, I'm gonna stored one

1527
01:38:26.279 --> 01:38:30.640
thing called locals and then I was
like, is that a fox site because

1528
01:38:30.640 --> 01:38:32.319
that's what it sounds. That sounds
like every time you bring up date room.

1529
01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:35.239
And I can't help but remember the
picture of you on this fucking show

1530
01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:43.239
and like, how not like you
that picture looks because there was like,

1531
01:38:43.239 --> 01:38:48.039
like, oh I saw that,
look like that. I piece of ship.

1532
01:38:48.720 --> 01:38:53.600
Use that as the thumbnail. The
photo of me on that show looks

1533
01:38:53.680 --> 01:38:56.960
very very different, like you look
like Ellen DeGeneres. You don't even look

1534
01:38:56.960 --> 01:39:00.920
like yourself. It looked like my
hair is looks it was with me.

1535
01:39:01.399 --> 01:39:06.439
My hair is my hair is blonde
that and it's like, I'm I'm so

1536
01:39:06.640 --> 01:39:12.680
thin. It's weird. I remember
I remember seeing that ship and being like,

1537
01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:15.960
I live next I live in the
same house as him. He doesn't

1538
01:39:15.960 --> 01:39:19.159
look like that. He looks sick. Do you remember well when we went

1539
01:39:19.159 --> 01:39:21.199
on I don't know if they did
this with you. They put they put

1540
01:39:21.239 --> 01:39:25.399
you in the makeup room. I
didn't do makeup. They put they forced

1541
01:39:25.399 --> 01:39:28.119
me to make They put a shiny
thing on me. Right. I was

1542
01:39:28.279 --> 01:39:30.119
lost because I was like, I
was like, I was like, hey

1543
01:39:30.119 --> 01:39:33.319
man, like I I'm I already
look smooth enough, like I'm fucking in

1544
01:39:33.399 --> 01:39:39.920
my late twenties I think at that
time, and I look like a kid

1545
01:39:39.960 --> 01:39:42.960
already, Like I basically I don't
need to look smoother, like we're just

1546
01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:45.800
gonna put this shimmery thing and it's
still. It made me look like a

1547
01:39:45.840 --> 01:39:47.760
fucking baby. They put some shiny
shit on me, and I'm like,

1548
01:39:47.960 --> 01:39:54.000
do you not understand that I look
like I'm fucking eighteen already. I don't

1549
01:39:54.039 --> 01:39:58.520
need anything to make me look younger. That that is my favorite image of

1550
01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:01.800
you. Guy. I have a
lot of myself, but one of you.

1551
01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:04.800
It was like Poggers and I'm like, yeah, I can't fuck it.

1552
01:40:04.960 --> 01:40:08.199
And I was like, well there's
the Yeah, there's nothing to do

1553
01:40:08.239 --> 01:40:13.000
about that. They selected it,
and yeah, at what moment, where

1554
01:40:13.039 --> 01:40:14.920
is your face? Like That's what
I'm trying to forget, Like what like

1555
01:40:15.079 --> 01:40:16.600
when was that? And when I
was like, oh, like I don't

1556
01:40:16.600 --> 01:40:23.640
know, dude, real quick,
Chris I got a in my recommended there

1557
01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:27.520
was a I completely forgot this guy
exist. Do you remember who Uncle Adams

1558
01:40:27.560 --> 01:40:30.920
is? Yeah? Yeah, I
forgot. So I saw a thumbnail that

1559
01:40:30.960 --> 01:40:34.680
showed you and Fantano and I was
like, what the fuck? And I

1560
01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:38.520
was like, I literally completely forgot
about that. I was like, what

1561
01:40:38.560 --> 01:40:40.960
the fuck is this? Like?
It just showed up in my and I

1562
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:45.319
clicked on it, and then they
featured that his like there were it was

1563
01:40:45.319 --> 01:40:46.800
going through his whole era, and
then it featured because I was like,

1564
01:40:47.039 --> 01:40:50.239
when is he I'm gaming and I'm
like, I'll put this on the background.

1565
01:40:50.279 --> 01:40:53.039
I'm like, when is this gonna
get to because you guys are in

1566
01:40:53.039 --> 01:40:55.039
the thumbnail, so I'm thinking you're
gonna be a big part of it.

1567
01:40:55.119 --> 01:40:56.960
I was like, when is it
gonna get to them? And then it

1568
01:40:57.000 --> 01:40:59.680
turns out yeah, I was like, oh when he got really upset when

1569
01:40:59.680 --> 01:41:03.680
you guys critiking, it was funny
and it's made me think, like,

1570
01:41:03.760 --> 01:41:09.279
you know, like you you look
you know Frontannel for the video. I

1571
01:41:09.319 --> 01:41:11.319
remember that you went over and you
did like a video with him. You

1572
01:41:11.319 --> 01:41:14.119
got you guys did cunt a bunch
of times, right, I don't remember.

1573
01:41:14.439 --> 01:41:17.079
It was like well that was for
that is the plan. Yeah,

1574
01:41:17.239 --> 01:41:21.000
that channel that it had that I'm
so sad that all that stuff's gone because

1575
01:41:21.159 --> 01:41:24.680
a lot of it was really good. There was some cool stuff on there.

1576
01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:27.439
But yeah, we did like a
remake. He had like an editor

1577
01:41:27.439 --> 01:41:30.000
who was like a YouTube poop kind
of guy, and he just like made

1578
01:41:30.000 --> 01:41:33.119
this crazy editor of me saying count
a million times. I had it saved

1579
01:41:33.199 --> 01:41:36.039
for a while, but then it's
it's on. It might be at my

1580
01:41:36.079 --> 01:41:40.479
computer in New York. Actually,
that's why I definitely have that video of

1581
01:41:40.600 --> 01:41:44.399
this old school fantannel because it was
He's a I think he is a very

1582
01:41:44.439 --> 01:41:46.439
funny, fucking he still has the
same sense of humor. You'll still see

1583
01:41:46.439 --> 01:41:50.479
it in spurts, but because of
that fader thing. The fader thing.

1584
01:41:50.560 --> 01:41:53.399
Yeah, he's just he's like,
I can't do this shit. I just

1585
01:41:53.399 --> 01:41:56.119
want to be careful. Yeah yeah, I don't know. Yeah it sucks,

1586
01:41:56.159 --> 01:42:01.359
but I mean his fucking Fantano channel
is. I mean it's biggest music

1587
01:42:01.399 --> 01:42:04.199
channel probably on the platform. Like, yes, there's the needle Drop where

1588
01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:09.159
he releases the interviews, but then
he has the Fantano of this his personal

1589
01:42:09.239 --> 01:42:13.319
channel, which it he I think
he well, he they upload just as

1590
01:42:13.319 --> 01:42:17.000
frequently, but that it's it's it's
cool to see that channel doing pretty much

1591
01:42:17.000 --> 01:42:21.199
as as well as the Needle Drop
technically better because there's a lot of the

1592
01:42:21.239 --> 01:42:25.479
reviews that just go by the wayside, but then there's the big reviews,

1593
01:42:25.520 --> 01:42:30.119
like every single time there is not
good, I'm watching it immediately. Anytime

1594
01:42:30.119 --> 01:42:31.319
you see not good, I don't
even care what the artist is, I'm

1595
01:42:31.359 --> 01:42:38.680
immediately Yeah, I'm I miss I
missed that. The era was like,

1596
01:42:38.720 --> 01:42:41.279
look, I don't I don't love
that at a time because the fact that

1597
01:42:41.279 --> 01:42:45.640
at a time was very like consentious. Yeah, there was a lot of

1598
01:42:45.800 --> 01:42:49.079
arguments going on, a lot of
like a lot of miscommunication that led to

1599
01:42:49.159 --> 01:42:54.880
like really just dumb shit happening.
But I feel like that era of time,

1600
01:42:55.079 --> 01:43:00.359
I feel like content was more genuinely
more fun, like everybody was having

1601
01:43:00.479 --> 01:43:03.119
well, it was also just more
genuine I think I think people were actually

1602
01:43:03.159 --> 01:43:06.079
making what they wanted to make and
they could because the algorithm kind of permitted

1603
01:43:06.119 --> 01:43:11.000
everything, and so because that led
to some crazy getting through the well,

1604
01:43:11.159 --> 01:43:13.920
yeah, but even the crazy shit
that went through wasn't it still wasn't like

1605
01:43:14.000 --> 01:43:16.239
lively, it wasn't like Twitter.
It wasn't it wasn't like in cities,

1606
01:43:16.239 --> 01:43:20.239
but it was like the fucking fuck
Caircake and like that don't wrong. That

1607
01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:23.880
era was great. The hair cake
is great. There was great. I

1608
01:43:24.600 --> 01:43:28.960
argue, there's really nothing offensive about
the hair cake all nothing. Literally it's

1609
01:43:29.000 --> 01:43:31.479
modern. It was like funny,
it was contemporary. Jackass really is what

1610
01:43:31.520 --> 01:43:36.119
it was. And so like,
yeah, I think what happened was the

1611
01:43:36.199 --> 01:43:41.560
ad apocalypse happened, and what ultimately
what happens, like you could get away

1612
01:43:41.560 --> 01:43:44.640
with a lot on YouTube and it
was like very very open, and so

1613
01:43:44.760 --> 01:43:48.479
because of that, anybody who had
talent and had something that they cared about

1614
01:43:48.600 --> 01:43:54.479
could potentially, like if they could
make things entertaining, they could succeed doing

1615
01:43:54.520 --> 01:43:57.039
whatever it is that they had a
specific interest in. So you had a

1616
01:43:57.079 --> 01:44:00.000
lot of people who were into very
very niche things doing like very very interesting

1617
01:44:00.000 --> 01:44:04.279
and a lot of interesting stuff.
And then what happened was the apocalypse happened,

1618
01:44:04.680 --> 01:44:08.960
and suddenly there was like a very
strict line. Yeah, and so

1619
01:44:09.000 --> 01:44:12.880
what happened was just like Okay,
well now I can really only do this

1620
01:44:12.880 --> 01:44:16.039
this and this where the fuck do
I go? And you could see it

1621
01:44:16.079 --> 01:44:21.000
with like political people who were previously
a little bit more you know, even

1622
01:44:21.079 --> 01:44:25.000
keeled and a little bit more like
rational, where it's just like, well,

1623
01:44:25.039 --> 01:44:29.279
fuck, I'm losing a lot of
revenue here, how do I make

1624
01:44:29.319 --> 01:44:33.079
up for that? Oh? I
got a pander? Yeah, because if

1625
01:44:33.119 --> 01:44:35.640
I pander, then I get a
lot of merch. I get a lot

1626
01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:42.279
of people thinking I'm like a warrior, a lot of like zelich zealous support.

1627
01:44:42.479 --> 01:44:44.520
Yeah, because that's what you need
to supplant that. Like if you

1628
01:44:44.560 --> 01:44:48.399
couldn't get like the algorithmic bump or
even just like the basic ad sense revenue

1629
01:44:48.399 --> 01:44:51.640
that you would have normally got,
you have to supplement that with like audience

1630
01:44:51.640 --> 01:44:55.800
support. And how do you get
audience support. You pander to them,

1631
01:44:55.960 --> 01:45:00.760
and you you, you, you
hit that nail in their brains that makes

1632
01:45:00.920 --> 01:45:06.279
this is willing to stand up for
what I believe in exclusively I care about

1633
01:45:06.319 --> 01:45:10.279
you. Yeah, And I swear
to god this is not just like a

1634
01:45:10.319 --> 01:45:14.079
rewriting of history. Very few,
if anybody, was like that. There

1635
01:45:14.159 --> 01:45:15.920
was very little of that going on
on the platform, and the people who

1636
01:45:15.960 --> 01:45:19.439
were doing that were people who were
like on like networks and stuff. It

1637
01:45:19.479 --> 01:45:23.640
was like MTV or like and then
suddenly, like all the individuals started doing

1638
01:45:23.640 --> 01:45:26.680
that because like they needed it.
All their ad rev went away, and

1639
01:45:26.680 --> 01:45:28.600
so it's like, well, we
gotta sell March. How do we sell

1640
01:45:28.640 --> 01:45:32.199
March? It makes me sad,
It sucks. Peterie sucked everything up.

1641
01:45:33.479 --> 01:45:43.479
Well, I think those motherfuckers.
Yeah, that was actually a really big

1642
01:45:43.479 --> 01:45:45.479
blow that that a lot of people
forget because it was the Pautipie thing,

1643
01:45:45.520 --> 01:45:50.600
the ad apocalypse, and then there
was Sargon because Sargon got kicked off Patreon.

1644
01:45:50.680 --> 01:45:54.239
Yeah, but that was more of
like insular snow. But what I

1645
01:45:54.279 --> 01:45:58.600
mean by that there was a lot
of people that left, prominent people that

1646
01:45:58.680 --> 01:46:01.840
left Patreon because of that. They
went to subscribe star and other fucking things,

1647
01:46:02.479 --> 01:46:08.119
and that made what I mean is
people had no revenue anymore. There

1648
01:46:08.159 --> 01:46:11.640
was ad Apocalypse, and then there
was a lot of people's patreons went down

1649
01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:15.640
drastically where they were only so they
were only that was their only bag,

1650
01:46:15.000 --> 01:46:17.680
and they're like, what the fuck
do I do now? And cause like,

1651
01:46:17.760 --> 01:46:20.720
even me, the reason why I
didn't panic was because I had enough

1652
01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:24.239
sponsors at the time to where I'm
like, oh, that sucks. A

1653
01:46:24.720 --> 01:46:28.199
loss of significant amount of my Patreon, like a significant portion. I only

1654
01:46:28.279 --> 01:46:30.920
have a fraction of people left and
like all subscrib all support you in subscribe

1655
01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:33.760
star and I went on but it
was fucking stupid, and like I was

1656
01:46:33.800 --> 01:46:36.079
like, I guess, and at
a certain point I just deleted it.

1657
01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:41.239
But anyway, long story short,
that was you know, just I guess

1658
01:46:41.279 --> 01:46:44.760
piggybacking off your point. I think
I think that's truly what happened. I

1659
01:46:44.760 --> 01:46:46.520
think people just saw it like,
well, we need money, Yeah,

1660
01:46:46.560 --> 01:46:51.039
soanks Bridge, what's the easiest way
to do that. Yeah, you just

1661
01:46:51.159 --> 01:46:55.840
kind of just pander, yeah,
drift. Everything's that bridge is fault.

1662
01:46:56.039 --> 01:47:00.439
Everything is that. I guess that
Bridge's fault. You could trace back every

1663
01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:01.760
terrible thing that has ever happened in
the world to that break. It was

1664
01:47:01.800 --> 01:47:04.680
that Bridge's fault. But it was
also it was uh, it was old

1665
01:47:04.760 --> 01:47:09.880
media, uh being jealous, being
like being like completely out of day.

1666
01:47:09.880 --> 01:47:15.119
They're so fucking doing hit pieces on
like so Wall Street Journal and then like

1667
01:47:15.279 --> 01:47:18.520
Fader, Front Fantana, like these
people being fucking assholes and just because like,

1668
01:47:18.560 --> 01:47:21.640
oh, they're not making as much
money anyfore, because they're fucking they're

1669
01:47:21.720 --> 01:47:26.399
archaic essentially, and they had to
like, let's take these people down a

1670
01:47:26.439 --> 01:47:29.479
peg. Like, you guys are
fucking why not just fucking get in with

1671
01:47:29.520 --> 01:47:32.239
the times, bitch. It was
it was so like this crazy Jesus,

1672
01:47:32.319 --> 01:47:36.039
like really, like, oh,
television's failing and new paper aren't working,

1673
01:47:36.279 --> 01:47:40.399
let's screw them over. We have
we we know more people. Bunch of

1674
01:47:41.279 --> 01:47:44.239
nobody didn't even work, really,
it didn't. It just made it just

1675
01:47:44.359 --> 01:47:47.880
made what they perceived to be their
enemy like fifty times stronger and way worse.

1676
01:47:48.159 --> 01:47:50.159
Also, like if they left it, if they left it alone,

1677
01:47:50.600 --> 01:47:55.479
they still wouldn't have lasted, but
you would have had a way better Internet

1678
01:47:55.720 --> 01:47:58.319
as a result of it. And
they all their fucking fault. They harmed

1679
01:47:58.439 --> 01:48:01.159
all the small people because obviously,
no matter what Pauty piles, Pauty Pie

1680
01:48:01.239 --> 01:48:04.880
was already fine. He could have
retired already at that point, so fucking

1681
01:48:04.920 --> 01:48:09.520
with his money didn't even mean anything. We're like, you didn't and in

1682
01:48:09.560 --> 01:48:13.399
fact didn't mean anything, of course
did it. He still is the one,

1683
01:48:13.479 --> 01:48:15.800
is the most popular. He still
was able to fuck off and go

1684
01:48:15.800 --> 01:48:19.680
to Japanga's just in Japan, just
just being a dad in Japan. I'm

1685
01:48:19.680 --> 01:48:23.880
like, secretly he's like he's one
of the people terrorizing Japan because you know

1686
01:48:24.000 --> 01:48:26.880
you've been hearing about them to their
tourists. They're like, tourists are really

1687
01:48:26.880 --> 01:48:30.840
fucking Japan. It's it's him going
up on it and doing a kimono.

1688
01:48:30.920 --> 01:48:35.680
Dan doesn't breaking them over his knee. Just cracking over his d is insane.

1689
01:48:36.079 --> 01:48:43.560
You just insinuate by going to Japan
breaking the backs of Komodo dragons,

1690
01:48:43.640 --> 01:48:51.359
Komodo dancers, dragon kimono. Dad
does not komodo. That's crazy that the

1691
01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:57.439
image, the image in my mind
was him in Japan. Are there even

1692
01:48:57.520 --> 01:49:01.159
Komodo dragons? I don't think.
I think they're from like Southeast specific islands.

1693
01:49:01.159 --> 01:49:10.640
I don't know exactly what's their like
like that weird like snarl like and

1694
01:49:10.760 --> 01:49:18.039
it's just he he picks him out
o them over his leg and he lifts

1695
01:49:18.039 --> 01:49:21.399
it with no effort like it's trying
to get away, but it's not moving.

1696
01:49:21.399 --> 01:49:27.319
They're afraid of him, like that's
he's he's doing it as Beautie Pie

1697
01:49:27.359 --> 01:49:30.920
and that's his like that's his uh, his super villain name. They bite

1698
01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:35.159
him and they sucks it out and
bites them back and kills them and it's

1699
01:49:35.199 --> 01:49:45.279
like Jesus Beau. It's it's like
effortless. He just grabs one and just

1700
01:49:45.600 --> 01:49:50.159
that's crazy. That's crazy to think
about his demographic, that intro of his

1701
01:49:50.560 --> 01:49:54.960
like, think about like how interesting
I was where he started. He knew

1702
01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:59.560
he was catering the fucking kids.
So Pere is like, no, no

1703
01:49:59.560 --> 01:50:02.720
selfish, backing adult whatever, find
that amusing, You'd be fucking you'd be

1704
01:50:02.840 --> 01:50:09.359
you would be fucking ummys No,
I would say, you'd be fucking who

1705
01:50:09.439 --> 01:50:15.319
enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog and and and
uh and kids enjoyed that intro because when

1706
01:50:15.319 --> 01:50:18.359
I saw that, I was like, fuck's that? You know? That

1707
01:50:19.079 --> 01:50:21.399
was like my first thought. I
was like, fuck's that? It was

1708
01:50:21.399 --> 01:50:27.600
probably like twenty thirteen, twelve or
something, and I was like, yeah,

1709
01:50:27.079 --> 01:50:30.159
it actually him and uh cast on
those people inspired me. I That's

1710
01:50:30.199 --> 01:50:34.479
how I started my channel because my
thing was like, you know, I

1711
01:50:34.560 --> 01:50:40.239
was like, I have way more
charisma than these assholes. They're just laughing

1712
01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:44.680
and reacting. They're not doing anything
like the they basically like say Cass I

1713
01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:47.319
loved his FIFA compilations because he was
just like he's laughing, but he's just

1714
01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:49.960
laughing. And I was like,
I was like I could fucking do that.

1715
01:50:50.600 --> 01:50:55.239
I was like but then and then
I got pulled into the uh you

1716
01:50:55.279 --> 01:51:00.119
know, I started seeing the you
know, the the beginning of the it

1717
01:51:00.720 --> 01:51:03.079
started getting weird. I was like, why is this in gaming? Literally

1718
01:51:03.199 --> 01:51:08.680
I was I was one of the
people real I actually read articles. You

1719
01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:10.920
know, there's a lot of people
that like to pretend like, oh,

1720
01:51:11.039 --> 01:51:14.079
they were like what some happen keep
going okay. There was a lot of

1721
01:51:14.079 --> 01:51:15.840
people pretending they're like Earth's in journal, like they didn't give a fun about

1722
01:51:15.840 --> 01:51:20.239
none of that ship. I actually
would read articles at my job at New

1723
01:51:20.239 --> 01:51:24.560
Egg. So you would go on
like a Polygon, Games, Radar Rock,

1724
01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:27.079
paper Shop and Katacu. You've gone
all these articles and you would read

1725
01:51:27.119 --> 01:51:29.560
the ship and I started to notice. I'm like, this is weird.

1726
01:51:30.000 --> 01:51:32.199
Why are they talking about fucking straight
white people and all that? It was

1727
01:51:32.239 --> 01:51:35.479
weird. I was like I saw
it happening in real time. Everything is

1728
01:51:35.479 --> 01:51:39.840
a sight white man's fault. Everything, every single thing is a white man.

1729
01:51:40.000 --> 01:51:44.560
I don't I don't disagree, but
I was just like, hey,

1730
01:51:44.560 --> 01:51:46.439
this is weird. I'm I'm these
aren't op eds. That was the thing

1731
01:51:46.439 --> 01:51:48.039
that was like weird to me.
I was like, this is like,

1732
01:51:48.079 --> 01:51:50.960
why am I hearing this like as
if it's an opinion piece, when it's

1733
01:51:50.960 --> 01:51:57.479
a you got a oh swapping,
Yeah, there's no, there's not an

1734
01:51:57.479 --> 01:52:00.600
outlet free for that, and it's
about okay. I was like, I

1735
01:52:00.640 --> 01:52:06.159
didn't know what's happening. I was
like scared for a second, Like for

1736
01:52:06.239 --> 01:52:13.279
me personally, I uh, I
never I never respected queer people, black

1737
01:52:13.319 --> 01:52:19.640
people, white people, brown people, children, women, animals, the

1738
01:52:19.680 --> 01:52:25.399
fucking the gods of the universe.
I just never respect anything, nothing alive.

1739
01:52:25.640 --> 01:52:30.560
And I'm I'm glad everyone eventually wilts
and dies like a flower because they

1740
01:52:30.600 --> 01:52:35.119
deserve it. I'm gonna make it
my life's goal to make everybody's day worse.

1741
01:52:35.399 --> 01:52:41.159
Always facts, and no one can
stop me. I actually agree with

1742
01:52:41.199 --> 01:52:44.479
that. You know, I was
just talking. I was just talking to

1743
01:52:44.600 --> 01:52:46.159
Jojo yesterday. I was like,
you know what, dude, world just

1744
01:52:46.159 --> 01:52:48.960
needs to implode. I was like, world just needs to implode, Like,

1745
01:52:48.960 --> 01:52:51.840
you know, we're at the point
where, you know, everything we

1746
01:52:51.840 --> 01:52:55.960
were just talking about the doctor disrespect
and how like we can't believe that these

1747
01:52:56.000 --> 01:52:59.199
people were I don't think we're I
don't think we're nuclear yet. I think

1748
01:52:59.359 --> 01:53:01.600
I think very much. Do we
have to go? I think very much,

1749
01:53:01.640 --> 01:53:05.199
so that could happen. I think
we can go nuclear if we wanted

1750
01:53:05.199 --> 01:53:08.640
to. I just mean, like
things need to get much worse before they

1751
01:53:08.640 --> 01:53:11.640
get better, is what I mean. And I just feel like we're at

1752
01:53:11.640 --> 01:53:14.760
this point where I'm like, dude, we can't. We're at a point

1753
01:53:14.760 --> 01:53:17.960
where things need to get so bad
to where people start realizing like, oh

1754
01:53:19.159 --> 01:53:24.760
yeah, like we we've we've been
had nothing like no one, you know

1755
01:53:24.760 --> 01:53:27.000
what I mean. I think what's
gonna happen is this, right, Yeah,

1756
01:53:27.000 --> 01:53:30.479
we're gonna we're gonna go ten more
years, right, ten more years,

1757
01:53:30.479 --> 01:53:33.640
no teme a year, ten more
years, ten years, really bad,

1758
01:53:34.039 --> 01:53:39.159
really really bad natural disaster. I
don't want to do that's gonna cause

1759
01:53:39.159 --> 01:53:42.560
it's gonna be a horrible natural disaster, like some shit that's like Jane,

1760
01:53:42.560 --> 01:53:45.279
you can't even laugh at Look,
man, look this is what I want.

1761
01:53:45.279 --> 01:53:46.319
This is what I want. I
want Trump to win. I want

1762
01:53:46.319 --> 01:53:50.479
Trump so he and then he's literally
gonna send people to rob everyone, like

1763
01:53:50.479 --> 01:53:55.399
physically, he's gonna actually have people
go into their pockets and rob everyone,

1764
01:53:55.439 --> 01:53:59.720
so everyone literally has no money and
so finally society collapses and then we can

1765
01:53:59.760 --> 01:54:00.800
figure you're out there like, Oh, these niggas have been robbing us the

1766
01:54:00.920 --> 01:54:03.880
entire time, but it took them
physically to rob them to understand. Well,

1767
01:54:03.880 --> 01:54:05.760
you know what, I think the
biggest prob the biggest hurdle to that

1768
01:54:05.840 --> 01:54:11.680
is, yeah, uh, all
of our money isn't real anymore. Well

1769
01:54:11.840 --> 01:54:14.720
you know what I mean, Like
in the has been real for a long

1770
01:54:14.800 --> 01:54:20.079
time, though not in our lifetime. Yeah, but like in this in

1771
01:54:20.119 --> 01:54:29.600
the same way, like since paper, you understand you could you could in

1772
01:54:29.640 --> 01:54:34.000
like the early like eighteen hundreds just
rob a bank. Right, you can't

1773
01:54:34.520 --> 01:54:40.920
do that anyway, even even like
beyond just the security aspect of it.

1774
01:54:41.399 --> 01:54:45.159
They don't. There's nothing there,
dude, they don't got anything there.

1775
01:54:45.199 --> 01:54:47.760
It's all fucking it's all fucking fake. You're right, So so basically,

1776
01:54:47.800 --> 01:54:51.560
what's so okay? I'll let me
step take a step back. Trump wins,

1777
01:54:53.319 --> 01:54:58.399
and then he hires the biggest nerves
to hacking at every single person's bank

1778
01:54:58.399 --> 01:55:01.039
account. You're a nerd, work
for me, every nerd. Hey,

1779
01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:04.880
nerd, come here, I'm gonna
hack the entire nerd. I can't I

1780
01:55:04.920 --> 01:55:08.359
can't wait until everybody said we're gonna
eat the rich, and I go and

1781
01:55:08.399 --> 01:55:13.039
I grab Nates Pelosi and opened my
mouth and it starts inhaling, and I

1782
01:55:13.159 --> 01:55:15.680
just swallow her little. That's what
I mean. So we get to a

1783
01:55:15.680 --> 01:55:19.760
point where like my second favorite N
word nerd. I love it, second

1784
01:55:19.760 --> 01:55:23.520
favorite, not better than the original. You know it is so good.

1785
01:55:23.600 --> 01:55:26.199
Let's just make it happen. Let's
let's speed it up already. I don't

1786
01:55:26.239 --> 01:55:30.119
want this. Like like let's say, for example, if if Joe bidden,

1787
01:55:30.560 --> 01:55:35.079
if Joe bidden, didn't Joe but
Joe, if Joe Butden actually out

1788
01:55:35.119 --> 01:55:40.960
of nowhere, like he just announces
that he's actually running, like I'm running

1789
01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:45.399
for president right now. Actually he
takes off his mask, Joe Joe Joe

1790
01:55:45.399 --> 01:55:48.399
Biden takes off the mask like it
was me. There was me the entire

1791
01:55:48.439 --> 01:55:50.600
time, is Joe Budden. I'd
be like, oh, that actually kind

1792
01:55:50.600 --> 01:55:53.880
of makes sense. Why things now? You know how I think it would

1793
01:55:53.880 --> 01:55:57.600
happen. I think it would be
everybody voted, but like they they all

1794
01:55:57.640 --> 01:56:00.439
spelled Joe Biden's name. Oh on, actually it was on accident and it's

1795
01:56:00.439 --> 01:56:03.399
illegal. You know that, you
gotta do it. What happens if like

1796
01:56:03.439 --> 01:56:08.239
a random person wins, like like
like let's say, like then he wins

1797
01:56:08.279 --> 01:56:11.840
like it's like and the winner is
Kingston Jamison. I'm like, huh,

1798
01:56:11.880 --> 01:56:15.319
if you somehow want if you somehow
won it would it would I mean,

1799
01:56:15.359 --> 01:56:17.039
you would still win. You could
just not do it. I would be

1800
01:56:17.119 --> 01:56:21.199
so stressed out. I would be
so stressed still because they'd find me instantly

1801
01:56:21.239 --> 01:56:26.840
and I'd be like random right now, the issue is no random persons obviously

1802
01:56:26.880 --> 01:56:30.319
hypothetical. It was like, no, no random person could win. I

1803
01:56:30.439 --> 01:56:32.680
think you have to what if you
get one hundred percent of the vote,

1804
01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:38.640
so they give like one present one
hundred percent of the vote. Said about

1805
01:56:38.680 --> 01:56:42.319
Trump, it was one of those
things like this is such a silly what

1806
01:56:42.319 --> 01:56:44.760
what university are we in? Why
are we talking? Why are we even

1807
01:56:45.000 --> 01:56:47.399
like the forty nine state landslide?
Why are we entertaining this as if it's

1808
01:56:47.439 --> 01:56:51.720
a reality and he's not a fucking
isn't comedy podcast? Isn't the Debate today?

1809
01:56:53.239 --> 01:56:58.119
It's Thursday? Oh yeah right,
Oh that's cool. Yeah I can

1810
01:56:58.319 --> 01:57:02.399
with the with the guy that uh
that's a convicted how many forty something time

1811
01:57:02.439 --> 01:57:08.600
fell in thirty something? Oh sorry, sorry my bad, Yeah, not

1812
01:57:08.920 --> 01:57:15.079
forty but thirty something thirty some accounts. But look man, That's why I'm

1813
01:57:15.119 --> 01:57:16.199
at the point Whe'm like, just
let it happen. I feel like what

1814
01:57:16.199 --> 01:57:18.399
would have been much better? And
then we'll move I will do questions,

1815
01:57:18.439 --> 01:57:26.000
right, Uh? Is Trump one
twenty twenty? Society collapses faster so we

1816
01:57:26.000 --> 01:57:29.399
can get back to like being more
unified where we were before. Yeah,

1817
01:57:29.399 --> 01:57:31.560
it would have been better. Like
that's kind of how think it's over.

1818
01:57:31.720 --> 01:57:35.359
Well. I feel like the biggest
problem would have been done because like they

1819
01:57:35.359 --> 01:57:40.479
don't really have anybody as as charismatic
as he as him or like as interesting,

1820
01:57:40.560 --> 01:57:43.119
so like they just wouldn't have had
any They still don't, by the

1821
01:57:43.119 --> 01:57:45.439
way, they still they still clearly
don't. They thought it was DeSantis and

1822
01:57:45.880 --> 01:57:48.479
we saw how that work. Yeah, obviously not to say fact. Bro,

1823
01:57:49.600 --> 01:57:53.880
Yeah, bro, did you see
what uh that fucking blonde bitch what

1824
01:57:53.960 --> 01:57:56.640
was her name? Uh? Oh
my god, I can't remember her name

1825
01:57:56.680 --> 01:58:00.199
right now, but she's like that
prominent fucking white hose with Wednesday. Yeah

1826
01:58:00.359 --> 01:58:03.039
yeah, Gwen State. Do you
see what Gwinn Stacy said about Vivec.

1827
01:58:06.119 --> 01:58:09.920
I can't remember the hick's name right
now. I can't believe and culture I

1828
01:58:09.920 --> 01:58:15.119
think I'm pretty sure it was an
culture but anyway, so she was like

1829
01:58:15.199 --> 01:58:18.079
talking they had like a podcast together, and she was like, yeah,

1830
01:58:18.119 --> 01:58:20.439
you know you're cool and all,
but I couldn't vote for you because you're

1831
01:58:20.520 --> 01:58:25.760
brown. She said that. She
literally was just it was brazen racism.

1832
01:58:25.800 --> 01:58:30.600
It was like and then and then
that's what a lot of people were respecting.

1833
01:58:30.840 --> 01:58:31.680
And then he went on that,
uh, do you have you heard

1834
01:58:31.760 --> 01:58:34.760
that Patrick Beck David. He has
this podcast, He has this thing called

1835
01:58:34.840 --> 01:58:39.199
Value Tayment. He was a multi
level marketer and now he just has sex

1836
01:58:39.239 --> 01:58:42.159
with like Joe Rogan and all those
people. Is he that white guy that?

1837
01:58:42.520 --> 01:58:45.239
No, he's like he's like middle
Eastern O. No, okay,

1838
01:58:45.239 --> 01:58:47.880
Well, anyways, this fucking guy
who uh he made his money through MLMs

1839
01:58:47.920 --> 01:58:51.439
and then now he has a podcast
called Value Tament or some bullshit and his

1840
01:58:51.520 --> 01:58:57.720
names that is such an MLM word
val and his name is this guy's like

1841
01:58:57.720 --> 01:59:00.079
middle Eastern as fu is an accident, but his name is Patrick bet David

1842
01:59:02.000 --> 01:59:08.560
of Value Tainment, and so Vivek
Vivek went on his uh his podcast,

1843
01:59:09.840 --> 01:59:15.760
and the entire time this Patrick bet
David and his crew were basically laughing and

1844
01:59:15.800 --> 01:59:20.079
making jokes about like, oh,
like about the situation that clearly she's racist

1845
01:59:20.079 --> 01:59:25.319
a ship and this Vivec is such
a cuck that he didn't want to like,

1846
01:59:25.479 --> 01:59:27.479
uh, you know, upset the
powers that be, Like he just

1847
01:59:27.520 --> 01:59:30.079
wanted to take and swallow the racism. He's like, no, I think

1848
01:59:30.079 --> 01:59:33.079
what she meant. What she was
actually saying was that my parents aren't enough

1849
01:59:33.119 --> 01:59:38.479
generations to be considered truly American.
And they were laughing at him in his

1850
01:59:38.600 --> 01:59:43.880
face. They they ignored what Vivec
was saying. And we're still just harping

1851
01:59:43.920 --> 01:59:47.760
on the she's racist a ship thing
because obviously and Vivek wouldn't acknowledge it.

1852
01:59:48.199 --> 01:59:51.159
He went on and I was like, you are such a fucking politician that

1853
01:59:51.239 --> 01:59:59.199
you can't even see is such?
He is such astounding pussy. He's such

1854
01:59:59.199 --> 02:00:02.680
a bit dude. When he was
on Flagrant, I was watching it,

1855
02:00:02.760 --> 02:00:06.960
He's such. I can't believe you
watched that. I watched it because I

1856
02:00:08.039 --> 02:00:11.359
was just like, this nigga is
so unlikable. Why would he be on?

1857
02:00:12.039 --> 02:00:16.000
Because those fucking guys sold out.
They had RFK Junior as well.

1858
02:00:16.560 --> 02:00:19.479
They sold out. They sold The
only one as in a cell is the

1859
02:00:19.520 --> 02:00:24.159
black guy. Literally, everyone else
is a com he'll push back. But

1860
02:00:24.199 --> 02:00:28.840
I'm being honest at this point,
I would. But the thing is that

1861
02:00:29.399 --> 02:00:31.279
hearing hearing. I mean, he's
probably good money for doing very little.

1862
02:00:31.479 --> 02:00:35.920
No. No, absolutely, absolutely, their lives, their lives changed entirely.

1863
02:00:36.079 --> 02:00:40.920
No. But I was also,
there's only I have my sellout.

1864
02:00:41.000 --> 02:00:45.239
Nature has limits. If I was
already there, I'm not going I think

1865
02:00:45.279 --> 02:00:47.479
so, yeah, I couldn't.
I couldn't start something to sell. But

1866
02:00:47.479 --> 02:00:49.439
if I was in the middle of
something and I'm like, so, I

1867
02:00:49.640 --> 02:00:55.159
don't believe you, we started like
like if I was trying to think of

1868
02:00:55.159 --> 02:00:57.680
a I was trying to think of
a real example of it's like inertial,

1869
02:00:57.760 --> 02:00:59.439
you know what I mean. I'm
just like, I'm already on this train.

1870
02:00:59.479 --> 02:01:03.000
What am I gonna think? You
believe that until until your sellout nature

1871
02:01:03.439 --> 02:01:06.800
greets you in the face and you'd
be like, fuck, I can do

1872
02:01:06.840 --> 02:01:12.079
this. Would you have would you
have h Ian Miles Chong on here?

1873
02:01:12.119 --> 02:01:15.359
But we couldn't shit on him,
you know what I mean, Like,

1874
02:01:15.359 --> 02:01:16.399
we couldn't shut on him. We
had to take him seriously. Would you

1875
02:01:16.520 --> 02:01:18.760
would you just sit there and be
like, yeah, that's I'll do that.

1876
02:01:19.279 --> 02:01:25.279
I think I might. I would
I would have. I would have

1877
02:01:25.359 --> 02:01:28.640
I would have Ian Myles Schong on
this show to do that. But like

1878
02:01:28.680 --> 02:01:30.119
that's what I mean to take him, because I think that would be funnier

1879
02:01:30.159 --> 02:01:34.199
than even just because like, let's
really really let's think about this. Let's

1880
02:01:34.239 --> 02:01:38.880
have emails sitting there and let's well, we'll talk to him straight face and

1881
02:01:38.960 --> 02:01:42.000
ask him his real opinions about things, and they'd be like that's interesting,

1882
02:01:42.880 --> 02:01:45.960
Like WHOA, I never thought of
it that way. I also don't like

1883
02:01:46.039 --> 02:01:51.359
dogs, you know, I couldn't. I couldn't be not Could you imagine

1884
02:01:51.359 --> 02:01:56.520
me talking to him? Yes,
I just I don't. I think I

1885
02:01:56.560 --> 02:01:58.920
would die if I had to be
nice to him. I'd be like I

1886
02:01:59.000 --> 02:02:00.760
hate you. Yeah, I don't
know how to do that. Like I

1887
02:02:00.880 --> 02:02:09.039
just keep bringing well because he I
can't believe that I didn't know, because

1888
02:02:09.039 --> 02:02:12.520
I don't think I knew. I
don't think I knew Kiwi at the time.

1889
02:02:12.920 --> 02:02:17.119
Is this something that she would be
comfortable? Noosed, it was just

1890
02:02:17.239 --> 02:02:25.359
long story short. Uh, Miles
Chung try to get Andy Worski killed like

1891
02:02:25.439 --> 02:02:30.279
he bragged about it. Yeah,
the the what is it called? The

1892
02:02:30.399 --> 02:02:34.439
voice messages? The messages on on
Instagram, He bragged about it and all

1893
02:02:34.479 --> 02:02:39.640
of his stupid fucking fans don't know
this, and then look at I know

1894
02:02:39.680 --> 02:02:44.840
I mentioned this on Yeah I almost
killed. Yeah, this is dog dead

1895
02:02:44.920 --> 02:02:48.800
right now. I'm pretty I'm pretty
epic. Yeah, I'm cond just I'm

1896
02:02:48.840 --> 02:02:54.760
cond Just dumb body sounds all.
I like to imagine he's just so like

1897
02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:59.800
he recently because somebody tagged I was
talking about him and then so much tired,

1898
02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:01.199
like he was a fan of ours
though, so he wasn't like trying

1899
02:03:01.199 --> 02:03:03.520
to tell But I still and I
know I mentioned this on one of the

1900
02:03:03.560 --> 02:03:05.960
other podcasts. I'm like, don't
please, don't tag these people. Just

1901
02:03:06.359 --> 02:03:09.840
you know, you can share these
clips, but just don't tag the people

1902
02:03:09.840 --> 02:03:13.359
that they're about. Don't do that. So again, just reiterating the mole

1903
02:03:13.439 --> 02:03:15.399
song came out and he said like
something and he said he was in Japan

1904
02:03:15.800 --> 02:03:18.560
and he said that like we're fucking
idiots, and I didn't respond because I

1905
02:03:18.600 --> 02:03:21.159
just thought it was funny. I
didn't back what I was saying. I

1906
02:03:21.199 --> 02:03:28.840
think that like here in REVEC does
be a cuck being like Republicans rebranded Obama.

1907
02:03:29.279 --> 02:03:31.199
That's all he is. He's just
the Republicans rebranded Brown Obama, he's

1908
02:03:31.239 --> 02:03:35.159
the he's the Yeah. And the
thing is, though you that's what you

1909
02:03:35.239 --> 02:03:39.000
have to to play the game.
If you are Brown, you have to

1910
02:03:39.039 --> 02:03:42.000
play that game and you have to
be That's why I think Ann Coulter whatever

1911
02:03:42.039 --> 02:03:45.039
fuck that bitch's name is, it
was refreshing for her to just straight up

1912
02:03:45.079 --> 02:03:47.159
say it that, like you're you're
Indian. I'm not gonna vote for you.

1913
02:03:47.159 --> 02:03:51.520
You're fucking Indian. And it's like
he's American, he was born here,

1914
02:03:53.039 --> 02:03:56.560
and that's not good enough for her. And it's clearly not about it

1915
02:03:56.600 --> 02:04:00.600
being generational, because if it was, then Native Americans would have the biggest

1916
02:04:00.600 --> 02:04:03.359
claim in her opinion, but clearly
they don't. We don't talk about that.

1917
02:04:03.439 --> 02:04:06.560
Joey. Yeah, clearly it's not
about it. So Vivic knows this,

1918
02:04:06.800 --> 02:04:13.920
but he's trying to. He's politicking, he's disrespecting. It's such cockery.

1919
02:04:14.119 --> 02:04:19.479
It's such seeing not not. I
don't think inherently conservative politics have to

1920
02:04:19.520 --> 02:04:25.680
be uh yeah, kremlin, the
gremlin. H let's go, we should,

1921
02:04:25.680 --> 02:04:28.680
we should wrote in let's get one
or two more out of these,

1922
02:04:28.800 --> 02:04:33.319
let's let's do. You're greeting snarkies, what's what's something you've lost more than

1923
02:04:33.399 --> 02:04:36.840
once, or something you lost that
was replaced. I had a Rocket Power

1924
02:04:36.880 --> 02:04:41.119
game for PS two as a kid, lost it somehow, put it on

1925
02:04:41.159 --> 02:04:43.920
my Christmas list, and then got
it again that following Christmas. Then after

1926
02:04:43.960 --> 02:04:45.800
growing up in movie houses, I
lost it again. You got to take

1927
02:04:45.800 --> 02:04:48.960
better care of your ship, man. I have like three examples. Actually,

1928
02:04:50.239 --> 02:04:54.000
so and I have. I have
the cases. So one of them

1929
02:04:54.079 --> 02:04:59.319
was this uh is the slip knot
DVD called Disaster Pieces. For some reason,

1930
02:04:59.399 --> 02:05:01.840
I kept losing, so I bought
it three times to account for the

1931
02:05:01.840 --> 02:05:06.880
fact that you knew that you would
lose it. Yeah, you already knew.

1932
02:05:06.920 --> 02:05:10.000
You were like, yeah, let
me get three I'm gonna lose this,

1933
02:05:11.600 --> 02:05:14.640
counter tap it. Let me get
these. That's crazy, that's crazy.

1934
02:05:14.640 --> 02:05:16.760
No, No, I just kept
buying them. Mega Man Legends was

1935
02:05:16.760 --> 02:05:20.600
one of them. I kept losing
that fucking game, and then so and

1936
02:05:20.640 --> 02:05:24.800
then Marvel Superheroes vers Street Fighter.
Now, this one was really important to

1937
02:05:24.800 --> 02:05:28.239
me because it was first stolen from
me, and I might have mentioned this

1938
02:05:28.279 --> 02:05:30.159
on the podcast where I used to
go to the Boys and Girls club up

1939
02:05:30.159 --> 02:05:33.319
the street for me and there was
the teen Center. I wasn't a teen

1940
02:05:33.399 --> 02:05:36.199
yet, so I wasn't allowed in
there except for I had bomb ass games,

1941
02:05:36.600 --> 02:05:40.520
so they made an exception for me. And so so one of those

1942
02:05:40.560 --> 02:05:44.840
fucking teeners, knowing I'm a little
punk, we were done playing Marvels Supers

1943
02:05:44.920 --> 02:05:46.239
A street Fighter. They took it
out and I was like, hey,

1944
02:05:46.279 --> 02:05:53.039
who has my disc silence? And
I was like, bro, I'm ten,

1945
02:05:53.079 --> 02:05:57.279
I can't do anything. What am
I gonna get getting fucking beaten to

1946
02:05:57.359 --> 02:06:00.319
death by these or win? No? No, no shot find the biggest

1947
02:06:00.319 --> 02:06:06.319
sk like I'm sorry, sir,
and just totally no. But yeah.

1948
02:06:06.359 --> 02:06:12.079
So I bought that game at least
twice or three times, I don't know,

1949
02:06:12.640 --> 02:06:15.319
and uh, Meganmat Legends that and
then the DVD, so I have

1950
02:06:16.079 --> 02:06:21.159
replaced that multiple times. And I
just found my Mega Maat Legends and my

1951
02:06:21.159 --> 02:06:25.720
mother super Fighter, so I have
them. They're they're here, They're good.

1952
02:06:26.159 --> 02:06:28.640
I don't have a PS one right
now, which is kind of funny,

1953
02:06:29.119 --> 02:06:30.520
so I'm kind of like, oh, well what do I do with

1954
02:06:30.560 --> 02:06:35.920
these? One again? Bro?
I'm going to I'm going to you're fucking

1955
02:06:36.039 --> 02:06:41.119
gay as in homosexual road in He
says, hey, there, my good

1956
02:06:41.119 --> 02:06:43.119
little minor. I don't have an
answer to that question, By the way,

1957
02:06:43.319 --> 02:06:46.239
I can't think of anything that I've
lost virginity, and I go to

1958
02:06:46.319 --> 02:06:48.960
cod can be going again, and
then I fucking yeah, it's good.

1959
02:06:49.920 --> 02:06:56.039
That's a good answer. I remember. I remember in Catholic school, like

1960
02:06:56.239 --> 02:06:59.479
every week we'd have to go to
confession, and like there were weeks where

1961
02:06:59.560 --> 02:07:02.199
just I didn't I didn't have anything
to say, so I just made ship

1962
02:07:02.319 --> 02:07:10.560
up. And then the next week
I would confess about lying. That's too

1963
02:07:10.600 --> 02:07:15.000
self aware to be even in that
situation. I was like eight, But

1964
02:07:15.079 --> 02:07:16.960
that's still to way too off aware
to even be doing that. Yeah,

1965
02:07:17.520 --> 02:07:20.760
like, why are you Christian at
that moment? If you're like, I'm

1966
02:07:20.840 --> 02:07:24.920
just here lying so I can fucking
confess that I lied. You know,

1967
02:07:25.600 --> 02:07:29.199
was a very actually fast forward.
I'm actually not gay. I lied.

1968
02:07:29.680 --> 02:07:33.479
You're like, oh, that's good
because we were gonna fry you. I

1969
02:07:33.560 --> 02:07:39.319
lied about lying I'm gay. And
then the next week interesting the gay but

1970
02:07:39.399 --> 02:07:43.840
you are a sociopath. You're not
gay. You're just absolutely insane, And

1971
02:07:43.840 --> 02:07:46.960
it's like, ooh, you're lucky
because I was gonna fuck you raw hard.

1972
02:07:47.119 --> 02:07:53.800
He says that through that great start, he starts against the you hear

1973
02:07:53.840 --> 02:07:57.159
it like breaking it. You're like
cracks in the one and you're like,

1974
02:07:59.119 --> 02:08:01.479
have you ever been in a Yeah, I've been there one. Yeah,

1975
02:08:01.479 --> 02:08:07.560
I went my Catholic cousins. Terrible
time great or like you can barely see

1976
02:08:07.560 --> 02:08:11.760
the other rarely that's just creepy.
It is very I've only seen always tell

1977
02:08:11.840 --> 02:08:16.520
me like just eight hell marys.
What is actually I've never even I've never

1978
02:08:16.560 --> 02:08:22.000
bothered help. It's like, hail
Mary, full of grace something something I'm

1979
02:08:22.000 --> 02:08:24.680
not roight. Yeah, it's well, no, it's it's a prayer.

1980
02:08:24.479 --> 02:08:30.600
Hail Mary. She's got gray full
of taste. It's terrible a little bit,

1981
02:08:30.640 --> 02:08:33.960
but like also it was hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord

1982
02:08:35.039 --> 02:08:39.159
is with the blessed art Thou among
women, give us our host, our

1983
02:08:39.239 --> 02:08:45.960
daily bread. Was it Mary,
full of grace? Big old booty for

1984
02:08:46.640 --> 02:08:54.520
my face, booty in my face, booty in my face until until she

1985
02:08:54.960 --> 02:08:56.640
died? You know that's already way, you know that's already a thing,

1986
02:08:56.720 --> 02:09:00.880
right, what there's no chance that
that's the first time I said into space.

1987
02:09:01.279 --> 02:09:05.039
So hail Mary, pull of grace. Oh I was right, what

1988
02:09:05.079 --> 02:09:07.119
Hail Mary, full of grace?
The Lord is with thee blessed are that

1989
02:09:07.199 --> 02:09:09.239
among women, and blessed is the
fruit of thy womb. I never believe

1990
02:09:11.000 --> 02:09:20.960
they've changed it. They've they've made
it changed Mary. They added women ship

1991
02:09:20.960 --> 02:09:26.920
and the hail Man. Why are
they talking about women during Hail Mary?

1992
02:09:26.039 --> 02:09:31.960
A woman? That is? How? How on point is that though?

1993
02:09:31.640 --> 02:09:37.159
How like for real? That is
a perfect thing because it's like, man,

1994
02:09:37.199 --> 02:09:43.439
they made X men wal all right, all right, man, that

1995
02:09:43.560 --> 02:09:46.000
hurts me to hear. Dude,
this is is not the Hail Mary that

1996
02:09:48.039 --> 02:09:52.359
X man is shut. That's what
I'm like, Dude. These niggas don't

1997
02:09:52.359 --> 02:09:56.439
know anything about anything. They don't
they don't have a really, it's like

1998
02:09:56.520 --> 02:09:58.880
saying we talked about moral compasses a
little while ago. They don't have a

1999
02:10:00.000 --> 02:10:03.760
anything. It's just nothing they don't
have. They don't stand for it.

2000
02:10:03.039 --> 02:10:07.720
They're like they're like the they're like
the main character is roaming around looking for

2001
02:10:07.800 --> 02:10:11.880
problems to get into, looking the
start problem. That is a very good

2002
02:10:11.920 --> 02:10:18.079
analogy, the idea they're not bothering
you. You pulled up to where they

2003
02:10:18.079 --> 02:10:20.560
are and they're like, Oh,
this nigga's gonna kill me. I gotta

2004
02:10:20.720 --> 02:10:24.560
fight back. He will kill me. I saw what he did the mogue.

2005
02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:30.159
I saw who he did, the
margot, the tree Sentinel starting staff.

2006
02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:33.760
How people are like, oh right, he didn't. People were bitching

2007
02:10:33.760 --> 02:10:37.159
about, yeah you know what that's
that will be the extra animal whatever.

2008
02:10:37.199 --> 02:10:43.319
Okay, no, yeah, we
watched Shadow the ash Tree. So I

2009
02:10:43.359 --> 02:10:46.920
was mixing. I was mixing up
the Hail Mary and the Lord's prayer.

2010
02:10:48.479 --> 02:10:52.560
I know the Lord's prayer that Father
Neaven hollow to be thy name, that

2011
02:10:52.640 --> 02:10:56.119
Kingdom comes, I will be done
on earth because they are daily bread.

2012
02:10:56.119 --> 02:11:05.720
I forgive us a trust. Give
those you're finking your day. You've got

2013
02:11:05.760 --> 02:11:11.880
about the deliverus from evil and evil
apart delivery. Amen, room, Amen,

2014
02:11:13.039 --> 02:11:24.000
froom, front footmen room, Christ
bro. I'm even on that team.

2015
02:11:24.960 --> 02:11:28.640
Probably lost the last religious Why are
you're still here? Dog? Go

2016
02:11:28.640 --> 02:11:33.159
go bring your son to get molested? Okay, waiting, hold on,

2017
02:11:33.159 --> 02:11:35.840
hold on something, something's wrong with
this. How did the lords prayer?

2018
02:11:35.880 --> 02:11:43.520
And do you remember what was the
last thing? The previous line? And

2019
02:11:43.600 --> 02:11:46.760
ever? For Thine is the Kingdom, the power and gloy for I'm in

2020
02:11:46.119 --> 02:11:50.439
he was right. I don't remember
this part of it. For Kingdom,

2021
02:11:50.479 --> 02:11:52.039
the power and glory are yours now
forever. I don't remember. For thine

2022
02:11:52.079 --> 02:11:56.359
is the kingdom us for us?
I remember our Catholic Church would always be

2023
02:11:56.439 --> 02:12:00.720
lead us to deliver us from evil. Amen is where it that's ends.

2024
02:12:00.760 --> 02:12:03.800
But that's not how it ends for
Thinus. The kingdom supposed to be yeah,

2025
02:12:05.000 --> 02:12:07.760
Jesus in fact, but that might
be black. So it might be

2026
02:12:07.800 --> 02:12:11.399
black. Best question the last one. This is a quick one. Happy

2027
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:18.399
Happy, Happy nation, Happy nation
tune and hom ation. Living in a

2028
02:12:18.399 --> 02:12:20.680
hom nation where people understand the dream
of sucking man rode in. That's a

2029
02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:24.119
lot. I don't even I hope
that's not in the credits. Let's go

2030
02:12:26.880 --> 02:12:30.800
says hey, old people, why
did the PSP fail? It's weird to

2031
02:12:30.840 --> 02:12:33.960
think about, considering the modern success
of Nintendo Switch and even the DS,

2032
02:12:33.039 --> 02:12:37.000
which came out close to the PSP. The PSP did not fail. Actually,

2033
02:12:37.000 --> 02:12:41.880
why did Dick fail? The PSP
did very well. The PSP sold

2034
02:12:41.920 --> 02:12:45.079
like on part with the three sixty, which is crazy really Yeah, actually

2035
02:12:45.079 --> 02:12:46.159
I think it's like eighty million something. Hold on, let me let me

2036
02:12:46.199 --> 02:12:52.439
look it up. I know it's
definitely top ten the PSP uh world Well,

2037
02:12:52.520 --> 02:12:56.640
well see that's the thing worldwide.
Yeah, sales all time, like

2038
02:12:56.720 --> 02:13:01.520
because Hispanics. Yeah, p S
was over eighty million units? What was

2039
02:13:01.560 --> 02:13:05.039
the Xbox? Like he's thinking,
he's thinking as an American, this person

2040
02:13:05.840 --> 02:13:11.520
he's thinking because like he didn't grow
up with his friends being all in grossed

2041
02:13:11.560 --> 02:13:13.720
in PSPs, probably thinking that they
failed. But like, yeah, so

2042
02:13:13.760 --> 02:13:18.680
the Xbox three sixty, keep this
in mind, eighty four million units,

2043
02:13:20.319 --> 02:13:24.439
that's not about it. The PSP
eighty million units. So the PSP didn't

2044
02:13:24.439 --> 02:13:26.600
fail. It just like wasn't It
wasn't kept up. I really feel like

2045
02:13:26.600 --> 02:13:30.560
the Via the Vida fucked everything up. They fucked everything up with the Vita.

2046
02:13:30.640 --> 02:13:33.199
It just wasn't as cool of a
machine. The marketing for it was

2047
02:13:33.239 --> 02:13:35.359
fucked. The look of it was
fucked. The UI was dumb. Uh,

2048
02:13:35.560 --> 02:13:39.720
they didn't have anything on it was
horrible. It's the bubbles, dude,

2049
02:13:41.039 --> 02:13:43.279
horrible. It's so it feels like
a Fisher Price toy, and the

2050
02:13:43.319 --> 02:13:46.479
PSP felt like a supercomputer. So
it's like they just completely botched it.

2051
02:13:46.640 --> 02:13:50.600
And also they had that thing where
they were making their own like you couldn't

2052
02:13:50.640 --> 02:13:58.199
just buy were good. So you
knocked the camera, I think I did.

2053
02:13:58.520 --> 02:14:03.359
You must have that. I just
watched it sway away from Derek,

2054
02:14:03.479 --> 02:14:07.560
Oh, oh yeah, I'm completely
what how does this happen? I wasn't

2055
02:14:07.600 --> 02:14:09.800
even I was trying to be like, wait, what happened? How do

2056
02:14:09.840 --> 02:14:11.119
I even? I don't even know
how I move this move the thing.

2057
02:14:11.640 --> 02:14:16.239
Just I don't know how you did
that twist it a little little less,

2058
02:14:16.560 --> 02:14:20.800
all right? Yeah, I didn't
even I tapped like the I was looking

2059
02:14:20.840 --> 02:14:24.920
over there, so I just saw
like us. It must have been the

2060
02:14:24.920 --> 02:14:30.159
force of the the the cable it
might have because like it might have just

2061
02:14:30.279 --> 02:14:33.479
gave. And I was just like
I touched my foot, touched my bag,

2062
02:14:33.560 --> 02:14:35.399
and then you were like you kidding, And I was like, huh

2063
02:14:37.279 --> 02:14:41.279
my apologies, uh no, actually
fun you guys? Yeah, no,

2064
02:14:41.319 --> 02:14:46.760
I agree, yeah whatever, But
yeah, I don't know the PSV they

2065
02:14:46.760 --> 02:14:50.319
did that thing where like you couldn't
buy normal SD cards for it. Remember

2066
02:14:50.359 --> 02:14:56.479
that you couldn't have like the micro
sds you had to get a proprietary sony.

2067
02:14:56.520 --> 02:15:00.960
Would you that that completely fucked it. I think they were nervous because

2068
02:15:00.960 --> 02:15:03.880
the PSP was very hackable and so
that they were like, oh, yeah,

2069
02:15:03.920 --> 02:15:05.279
we fucked, Oh we fucked on
that. Yeah. Yeah, So

2070
02:15:05.359 --> 02:15:09.640
like I think they wanted to just
like get rid of that by like having

2071
02:15:09.640 --> 02:15:11.319
as much control over it as possible. But they fucked themselves because they had

2072
02:15:11.359 --> 02:15:15.319
like they were like, I think
the cheapest one was like fifty bucks or

2073
02:15:15.359 --> 02:15:18.680
something, which is just like no
one's no one's doing that. The more

2074
02:15:18.720 --> 02:15:24.239
expensive than the normal, you know, like you stumbling the hacking that ship,

2075
02:15:24.600 --> 02:15:26.119
say, you'd be like, oh, how did I get here?

2076
02:15:26.159 --> 02:15:31.840
Where the where? Now it's a
computer on it. My stupid ass figured

2077
02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:35.680
that shit out quick, and uh, yeah, I'm gonna download way too

2078
02:15:35.760 --> 02:15:39.119
much porn on here, way too
much. Anyway. I hope that clarified.

2079
02:15:39.199 --> 02:15:41.439
Yeah, I saw that, and
so I see that misconception often.

2080
02:15:41.760 --> 02:15:46.159
But it's like it's it's not true. The just the PlayStation. The PlayStation

2081
02:15:46.920 --> 02:15:50.119
handheld scene failed because of the Vita, but I think I think the PSP

2082
02:15:50.199 --> 02:15:54.560
was actually great. I can't.
Also, you can't dictate the scene of

2083
02:15:54.720 --> 02:16:03.520
portables compared to Nintendo. It's not
the same different Nintendo has. They just

2084
02:16:03.560 --> 02:16:07.279
have it in a neuro grid block. The only reason the Steam Decks succeed

2085
02:16:07.399 --> 02:16:11.479
is because of involving Steam. Well, well, if it was any other

2086
02:16:11.600 --> 02:16:13.960
sphere, it would not have gotten
what it is. Well, the other

2087
02:16:13.960 --> 02:16:18.760
thing it is the other handheld pieces
are doing really well too, like we

2088
02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:22.680
are seeing like a boom in that
space. The rg ally is apparently really

2089
02:16:22.760 --> 02:16:26.000
really really fucking good. There's like
another one too, but I don't remember

2090
02:16:26.000 --> 02:16:28.239
who makes it. I've only heard
about the steam Deck. Really, I

2091
02:16:28.239 --> 02:16:31.000
looked at the Ally, looks fucking
sick. What does it do? I

2092
02:16:31.040 --> 02:16:35.040
mean it it does the It's does
the same that. It just runs things

2093
02:16:35.040 --> 02:16:37.440
better. It also has like game
that has game pass on it, so

2094
02:16:37.440 --> 02:16:39.719
you can like do game pass through
it, which is fucking crazy. It

2095
02:16:39.799 --> 02:16:43.680
runs a sea Deck does, yeah, but it's also like a lot more

2096
02:16:43.760 --> 02:16:48.399
new so that's like that makes sense. But that space is growing for sure.

2097
02:16:50.600 --> 02:16:52.799
But I think the seam Deck is
like the seam Deck appeals to people

2098
02:16:52.799 --> 02:16:54.840
because it's got their entire library on
it. That's true, Like, oh,

2099
02:16:54.840 --> 02:16:58.079
I can buy this machine. I
don't have to buy any games for

2100
02:16:58.200 --> 02:17:00.879
it, or if I do buy
game for it, I get it on

2101
02:17:00.920 --> 02:17:03.319
two different plants. It's like to
buy anywhere kind of thing. Yeah,

2102
02:17:03.319 --> 02:17:07.319
where it's like that's a really enticing
thing for sure. I don't know.

2103
02:17:07.319 --> 02:17:09.520
I gotta utilize my team deck,
Moore. I got to play more games

2104
02:17:09.520 --> 02:17:11.959
that I can really you because I
don't even in my PC, I'm not

2105
02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:15.200
utilizing it. Well, I feel
like I have it, and I don't

2106
02:17:15.200 --> 02:17:16.479
know why you spend that much money
on a PC that you don't play.

2107
02:17:16.200 --> 02:17:20.399
I played Destly on it now,
like I've made effort to start playing Destiny

2108
02:17:20.440 --> 02:17:22.399
on it now. But even like
that is not even pushing it. It's

2109
02:17:22.399 --> 02:17:26.840
not even like exactly. I'm like, what like what I I what?

2110
02:17:26.719 --> 02:17:28.399
What? What can I play?
It's a really like dang, I could

2111
02:17:28.479 --> 02:17:31.520
use this nothing. I'm like,
nothing like that exists. Yet by the

2112
02:17:31.559 --> 02:17:35.399
time it exists, if you don't
be old, try Dragon's Dogma too,

2113
02:17:35.440 --> 02:17:39.280
I get or I guess that was
even shirt that doesn't fucking dude, I'm

2114
02:17:39.319 --> 02:17:45.360
on Ultra settings with Balder's Gate three
like I am. The game is not

2115
02:17:45.799 --> 02:17:50.680
It makes a sound when it turns
out and then it stops. That's crazy.

2116
02:17:50.799 --> 02:17:56.239
Yeah, I don't know. No, my ship thirty sixty it hustles.

2117
02:17:56.799 --> 02:18:00.639
You can hear it. You're like, oh, I on the Ultra

2118
02:18:00.680 --> 02:18:03.159
settings and Cyberpunk, and it was
like, all right, let's go.

2119
02:18:03.639 --> 02:18:07.040
Let's like, let's go. Sounds
like a car cars out of your house.

2120
02:18:07.959 --> 02:18:11.600
Cyberpunk's gorgeous. I love that fucking
game so much. I feel like

2121
02:18:11.680 --> 02:18:18.159
Cyberpunk is such a unique story of
a video game, like it should be

2122
02:18:18.159 --> 02:18:22.639
talked. Thought they should make documentaries
about Cyberpunk and how much like people fucking

2123
02:18:22.719 --> 02:18:26.360
change their opinions of it because it's
insane. I love that game. Yeah,

2124
02:18:28.120 --> 02:18:31.959
I liked it immediately too. My
favorite part is one of the black

2125
02:18:31.000 --> 02:18:37.159
guy dies. Me too. That's
crazy, it's crazy. It's really my

2126
02:18:37.200 --> 02:18:39.799
new part though, Like it's only
a few minutes, but like, I

2127
02:18:39.879 --> 02:18:41.319
really like it a lot. I
replayed that part a lot actually, yeah,

2128
02:18:41.399 --> 02:18:48.200
like like at least eighty five times. It's like a scene in Fable

2129
02:18:48.280 --> 02:18:52.680
like that. I keep coming back
to you. Oh man, I gotta

2130
02:18:52.719 --> 02:18:56.079
record that and put post it so
I have it forever. Anyway, we're

2131
02:18:56.120 --> 02:18:58.040
gonna read our. We're gonna get
the fuck out of here. We're gonna

2132
02:18:58.040 --> 02:19:03.000
read our. Twenty five dollars patrons, now count me down, three two

2133
02:19:03.520 --> 02:19:09.440
one. Just call up this hotline, twink, and I'll suck your dingling.

2134
02:19:09.559 --> 02:19:18.040
Uh, Miles Powers, I can
hear Miles Powers are closer to closer

2135
02:19:18.079 --> 02:19:20.840
to infamous than Spider Man. Well
no, it's literally both checks. Well

2136
02:19:20.920 --> 02:19:24.799
yeah, actually that's kind of true. Yeah, No, he is.

2137
02:19:24.920 --> 02:19:28.959
He has more of Yeah, I
guess so that's both both. Yeah,

2138
02:19:30.040 --> 02:19:35.440
but the fact it's it's he he's
lesser of. He's lesser similar to both

2139
02:19:35.959 --> 02:19:43.159
because he has the other. I
don't think that makes sense. I think

2140
02:19:43.239 --> 02:19:45.959
I think you thought it made sense
what you were saying. It made sense.

2141
02:19:46.040 --> 02:19:48.280
So here's the thing. If you're
Spider Man but you have electric powers,

2142
02:19:48.719 --> 02:19:52.799
you're not very similar to infamous the
infamous guy at all because you have

2143
02:19:52.799 --> 02:19:56.239
spider powers. No, you are
because you have but you have spider powers.

2144
02:19:56.280 --> 02:20:01.600
You're similar to both of them.
What do you mean? Cole's not

2145
02:20:01.639 --> 02:20:03.280
somewhat to Spider Man, but he's
similar to He's not similar to Peter,

2146
02:20:03.399 --> 02:20:07.159
but he's similar to Miles is similar
to Peter. So my similar to both

2147
02:20:07.200 --> 02:20:16.079
of them. That's not that works. Who's Peter Weller Wellington? Peter Wellington,

2148
02:20:16.280 --> 02:20:18.559
Peter Wellington, Peter just made up
a fake guy. No, he's

2149
02:20:18.600 --> 02:20:26.639
a real man. Well, I'm
sure, but yes, technically I'm trying

2150
02:20:26.440 --> 02:20:30.639
Facebook searcher Peter Wellington and find at
least three people. Did he invent the

2151
02:20:30.680 --> 02:20:41.639
beef Wellington? No? That was
actually uh, his name is Beef my

2152
02:20:41.719 --> 02:20:46.079
name is Beef Thompson, and I'm
the creator of beef. Period. What

2153
02:20:46.159 --> 02:20:50.719
do they call it beef? Uh? It's it's it's how other languages refer

2154
02:20:50.799 --> 02:20:56.559
to cows basically, just like I
can't Latin or Germanic. I can't remember

2155
02:20:56.559 --> 02:20:58.079
exactly which ones. It might even
be other ones, but I know that

2156
02:20:58.120 --> 02:21:03.399
beef is just how you refer to
cows. And that's just like, well

2157
02:21:03.399 --> 02:21:05.600
that makes sense because beef, it's
still beef, is how you no no

2158
02:21:07.360 --> 02:21:09.719
thought I thought I was thought to
side when I was like, is what's

2159
02:21:09.760 --> 02:21:15.920
wrong? Because cow in Spanish is
what? Again? I have no recollection.

2160
02:21:16.040 --> 02:21:18.840
I knew for like a day.
I know that fact, though.

2161
02:21:18.840 --> 02:21:22.479
That's like, that's like a thing
like other other the way that we say

2162
02:21:22.520 --> 02:21:24.959
the way that we so for example, the way that we talk about fish,

2163
02:21:26.120 --> 02:21:28.360
right, how we talk about like
fish's fish meat is fish like there's

2164
02:21:28.360 --> 02:21:31.120
no like, there's no term for
it. That's kind of the same way

2165
02:21:31.120 --> 02:21:35.440
that other other languages and other other
cultures talk about beef and cows, and

2166
02:21:35.479 --> 02:21:39.760
so we just kind of adopted that. But well we still have a different

2167
02:21:39.799 --> 02:21:43.920
name. Let's start with I think
it starts with H. I don't know

2168
02:21:46.440 --> 02:21:54.479
No, it's not. What's count
of Spanish? Yeah, stupid even that's

2169
02:21:54.479 --> 02:21:58.680
like, you know what I mean, Cows aren't bulls technically. I mean,

2170
02:21:58.799 --> 02:22:03.239
I think Toto's bulling Spanish? Right, what sounds about right? I

2171
02:22:03.239 --> 02:22:07.840
think it was bulling Spanish? Right, whatever, I don't care, we're

2172
02:22:07.239 --> 02:22:09.079
not. It was probably fucking like, look at this fucking idiot, and

2173
02:22:09.200 --> 02:22:13.760
she's about to show up right now, she shows up Jane Nick twenty seven.

2174
02:22:13.959 --> 02:22:18.319
Nancy Pelosi's tits are blotting out the
sun live action Street Fighter movie starring

2175
02:22:18.360 --> 02:22:24.520
Alison Brie as a Kuma, and
she's somehow actually really good. Vaughan of

2176
02:22:24.559 --> 02:22:30.840
the Dead. I saw, I
saw a street Fighter movie where like Cammy's

2177
02:22:30.840 --> 02:22:35.719
fighting naked like a movie, like
an animated movie. You mean, no,

2178
02:22:35.319 --> 02:22:41.000
Cammy, And it's really like I
when I watched it way too many

2179
02:22:41.000 --> 02:22:43.319
times, my book markedin for sure, but like just in case, wait,

2180
02:22:43.399 --> 02:22:48.479
why have I wait? Wait wait
wait? I think I looked into

2181
02:22:48.479 --> 02:22:50.680
it because I studied it very intensely, and I think, what it is.

2182
02:22:50.719 --> 02:22:56.440
It's like somebody fan there's it's it's
a real movie, but somebody fanned

2183
02:22:56.760 --> 02:23:01.200
because Cammy is already ostensibly naked.
They just kind of redid the frames to

2184
02:23:01.799 --> 02:23:09.280
edit her into just being naked.
Yes, it looks very convincing because I

2185
02:23:09.280 --> 02:23:11.959
was watching it and it's it's so
weird because it's a char where she lands

2186
02:23:13.239 --> 02:23:20.159
and there's like an upshot of her
ass and then just scored like she lands

2187
02:23:20.159 --> 02:23:24.239
and squirts. Basically, I'm like, this can't be real. Squirts land,

2188
02:23:26.479 --> 02:23:28.319
But the Source movie is real.
The Source movie is real. Is

2189
02:23:28.360 --> 02:23:31.719
it when she killed a politician?
No, she's fighting, she's fighting somebody

2190
02:23:31.760 --> 02:23:35.000
that she's fighting someone, because it's
not She better too, because she doesn't

2191
02:23:35.000 --> 02:23:39.920
actually have a fighting scene in that
she kills the politican. Just she kills,

2192
02:23:39.959 --> 02:23:43.120
but she didn't have a fighting fights. She fights in four right doesn't

2193
02:23:43.159 --> 02:23:48.639
she fight in four? Probably?
Or no, you're getting annoyed? No,

2194
02:23:48.719 --> 02:23:52.600
because four four is when they go
to find Ken's wife, right,

2195
02:23:52.360 --> 02:23:58.159
and it's Chunley's soaker. They get
on the boat and then Ree's on there

2196
02:23:58.200 --> 02:24:01.120
as well, and then Ken is
beating the funk out a regular people and

2197
02:24:01.120 --> 02:24:05.040
it's like, can these are normal
individuals and you can't be hitting them like

2198
02:24:05.079 --> 02:24:09.680
this? It's on videos, of
course, it is a real movie.

2199
02:24:09.760 --> 02:24:13.639
Based on what I saw the original
version of it. I don't know why.

2200
02:24:13.680 --> 02:24:15.600
I just don't remember when she fights. I could be wrong, though,

2201
02:24:15.639 --> 02:24:22.239
but I don't remember when she fights
some lady with like sulass viper that

2202
02:24:22.319 --> 02:24:26.760
sounds like viper. That's viper?
Is she there? Like, oh,

2203
02:24:26.799 --> 02:24:33.719
this is the Alpha movie? Yeah
it is that really well, is so

2204
02:24:33.799 --> 02:24:39.920
distracted, but like we can't show
this on screen obviously, like it's real.

2205
02:24:41.040 --> 02:24:43.440
She's just fucking naked. It's just
alpha. It's an Alpha movie.

2206
02:24:45.040 --> 02:24:48.040
But she was an Alpha sheugh Viper
and Alpha well at least, like,

2207
02:24:48.399 --> 02:24:52.399
uh, because that the the the
what do you call it? The because

2208
02:24:52.399 --> 02:24:58.719
I don't think that's four even though
bro, yo, damn, but isn't

2209
02:24:58.719 --> 02:25:01.799
that like what that's well done?
That's really like that's like I saw that's

2210
02:25:01.840 --> 02:25:09.040
cool, said it to me.
That's cool shot imaging. So wait,

2211
02:25:09.000 --> 02:25:16.479
come on, I don't remember them
fighting? All right? This is absolutely

2212
02:25:16.559 --> 02:25:22.639
ridiculous. It's it's super what Yeah, that's a shot. There's like two

2213
02:25:22.680 --> 02:25:33.479
versions of it. Squirts, bro, It's insane, dude, people,

2214
02:25:33.040 --> 02:25:37.239
how do they do it? It's
really what it's super is out of pocket

2215
02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:41.159
and make a mistake. I watched
it a lot, but like I was

2216
02:25:41.200 --> 02:25:46.159
just like, is this real dude. If I was if I was fifteen,

2217
02:25:46.280 --> 02:25:50.719
now, dog, I would have
been a fucking creepy problem. I'm

2218
02:25:50.719 --> 02:25:54.920
pretty sure I would have had spines
on my fucking on my spinal cor would

2219
02:25:54.959 --> 02:25:56.719
have had spikes. I would have
had a tail that I grew. I

2220
02:25:56.719 --> 02:26:03.840
would have been fucking elizard mcgolder.
We can fable how like you transforms evil

2221
02:26:03.840 --> 02:26:05.600
ship. It would have been a
creach I would have had. I would

2222
02:26:05.639 --> 02:26:13.959
have been all right, Vaughan of
the Dead, uh Spiro, that memory

2223
02:26:13.040 --> 02:26:16.040
just got flashbang back into me.
Check it out. Make sure to check

2224
02:26:16.079 --> 02:26:20.840
out the Alpha movie because the way
that Uhru was drawn in that where I'm

2225
02:26:20.879 --> 02:26:24.399
like, that's Alpha big. It's
when he's well, it's actually when he's

2226
02:26:24.440 --> 02:26:28.159
really smooth. He's like he looks
pretty like he's still big, but he

2227
02:26:28.159 --> 02:26:31.399
looks pretty in Alpha like well,
the way that he's drawn in like the

2228
02:26:31.440 --> 02:26:35.479
Alpha series, he looks like not
as rugged, you know, really Okay,

2229
02:26:35.680 --> 02:26:41.079
Spiro two ripped Tights Revenge Vaughan into
dead rounded Asian. I like Menderman.

2230
02:26:41.280 --> 02:26:45.799
The I Like Mendermann joke was stolen
from a real actual AI search result

2231
02:26:46.120 --> 02:26:50.159
is their gay Slenderman character Gerard uh
phatic Baldwin, star of thirty Cocks.

2232
02:26:50.280 --> 02:26:54.200
No, it happened Dutch and the
snark tank went gay. It went gay

2233
02:26:54.280 --> 02:26:56.079
Dutch. We did it, Yeah, we did it. We did it

2234
02:26:56.079 --> 02:27:01.440
though, because we have to do
this right. Yeah, no, no,

2235
02:27:01.639 --> 02:27:05.639
what did you do that? That's
not enough. Over the over oes

2236
02:27:07.600 --> 02:27:13.959
making an entire outfit out of swings
foreskin, you can u big. He

2237
02:27:15.040 --> 02:27:18.040
went to the blacks. Oh my
god, I'm an idiot. You went

2238
02:27:18.239 --> 02:27:22.479
back to confused. I was like, wait a minute, is the camera

2239
02:27:22.559 --> 02:27:26.200
out? And then I realized what
we should we should do again. We

2240
02:27:26.239 --> 02:27:31.639
should end every every episode like the
Sopranos. It's the black somebody to show

2241
02:27:31.719 --> 02:27:39.680
up and like show up and then
you're on him. Still though I shouldn't

2242
02:27:39.680 --> 02:27:43.399
be it. It's on three camera
three, which is nothing. Yeah huh,

2243
02:27:45.120 --> 02:27:48.760
all right, there we go aries
destroy Israel in my life is yours

2244
02:27:48.760 --> 02:27:54.440
big elephant convincing you tusks are real, big elephant, big element a big

2245
02:27:54.479 --> 02:27:58.159
elephant. I love that big everything. It's it's the joke that keeps on

2246
02:27:58.200 --> 02:28:05.719
giving doctor doctor diss providing cheap med
med consultations for youths. I saw somebody

2247
02:28:05.719 --> 02:28:15.799
say doctor doctor more like pediatrician,
stupid soupid it's me, It's me,

2248
02:28:15.959 --> 02:28:20.040
pediatrician disrespect pediatricians just rolls off the
top. Yeah, it's pretty close.

2249
02:28:20.520 --> 02:28:26.000
I hate this planet. Dude,
Uh Death pooped in a sack called poop

2250
02:28:26.000 --> 02:28:28.799
sack. Fuck my chungus life Jack
the world's fastest Maori. The w r

2251
02:28:28.879 --> 02:28:33.200
C is always and has uh has
always been better than f one. Fight

2252
02:28:33.280 --> 02:28:37.360
me look up. Her look up
has been hotel on Amazon Prime. Keith

2253
02:28:37.399 --> 02:28:41.959
David voices and alcoholic cat demon and
sings a song to a femboy gay spider.

2254
02:28:41.000 --> 02:28:43.799
I know this, we know this, we know the creator, we

2255
02:28:43.840 --> 02:28:48.319
know everything about there is Keith David. Yeah, we know everything. I

2256
02:28:48.319 --> 02:28:54.079
haven't seen Hiven in a while,
though, Big Meaty stinks. Andy the

2257
02:28:54.079 --> 02:28:56.159
man whose handies are now eightier but
not as Dandy. You're fucking gay is

2258
02:28:56.200 --> 02:29:01.479
in homosexual Nice try nice hard,
Charles Lakirk, you dumbass, Heath Smoker

2259
02:29:01.600 --> 02:29:07.680
gigs, I'm creating gas Natcho,
Leebray's secret son retarded. Kirk is gay,

2260
02:29:07.840 --> 02:29:11.239
Roberts gay, Lars is gay,
but the gay is is James.

2261
02:29:13.719 --> 02:29:16.920
I'm Christopher and I want king and
stinky farts. I'm I am the gay

2262
02:29:16.959 --> 02:29:22.520
Man. I am the ball crust
the Beatles. That's so dumb is that

2263
02:29:22.559 --> 02:29:31.440
the Walrus Jesus Christ, the Chosen
Come. One of my lectures got cocked

2264
02:29:31.440 --> 02:29:35.840
by the leading of the Pixies.
Ben Shapiro moans when he when the when

2265
02:29:35.840 --> 02:29:39.159
his finger goes through the toilet paper, mister pants. Did you hear about

2266
02:29:39.159 --> 02:29:41.959
the crazy TikToker who said the N
word and then got fired and tried to

2267
02:29:41.000 --> 02:29:43.680
be a right wing grifter and failed
at that? I saw that. Yeah,

2268
02:29:43.879 --> 02:29:48.159
yeah, it's pretty wild. Yeah, it's so easy. It's so

2269
02:29:48.239 --> 02:29:50.159
easy to just like even get in
that position. And then she failed still

2270
02:29:50.200 --> 02:29:54.159
because I think, like, isn't
her like a husband, like mixed or

2271
02:29:54.159 --> 02:29:58.120
something. There was something happening where
people started being like, oh, fucking

2272
02:29:58.239 --> 02:30:03.440
mud shark, and I was like, damn, what shark is? Carazy?

2273
02:30:03.600 --> 02:30:07.600
Excuse me? I forgot to talk
about that movie that was you Burning

2274
02:30:07.799 --> 02:30:13.479
Coal and like, yeah, that's
the type of imagine imagine being imagine that,

2275
02:30:13.639 --> 02:30:16.520
like, imagine that for real.
It's an X Men type. It's

2276
02:30:16.520 --> 02:30:18.239
some X Men level ship where it's
just like that's why people are like they

2277
02:30:18.239 --> 02:30:22.360
wouldn't do it to the X Men. It's like yeah, they would black

2278
02:30:22.440 --> 02:30:37.399
people brokeing. Mute tigger, What
the that is TRUEX crazy lately tigger,

2279
02:30:37.760 --> 02:30:46.120
mute tigger, the idea, the
idea that I love that. I love

2280
02:30:46.159 --> 02:30:48.040
that in the comics with someone's racist
over, Wolverine is like, I'll should

2281
02:30:48.040 --> 02:30:50.799
have killed you, Like, don't
funk with me. I'm like, you,

2282
02:30:50.000 --> 02:30:54.440
actually, they'll kill you. He's
like, you're lucky my friends are

2283
02:30:54.440 --> 02:30:56.719
here and they are not killing people
people, because I would have murdered you

2284
02:30:56.799 --> 02:31:00.680
right now. And I'm like,
I love that. I eat with a

2285
02:31:00.680 --> 02:31:09.639
biban. Get out of here,
yummy. Imagine that puts are shuffling towards

2286
02:31:09.680 --> 02:31:13.440
you really fast, terrifying. Don't
piss me Off'm putting the babon. Get

2287
02:31:13.440 --> 02:31:22.639
my baby. It says big boys
like that, like like big boy,

2288
02:31:22.360 --> 02:31:37.200
or who's hungry something dumb shoes hungry. This guy is really and he's just

2289
02:31:37.399 --> 02:31:41.360
casually eating like a bear. When
bears like eat their prey, They're just

2290
02:31:41.399 --> 02:31:45.799
like boom, dude. The way
they slam the mid section. They just

2291
02:31:45.879 --> 02:31:48.959
start pulling all the fucking spaghetti looking
organs out of them. And I'm like,

2292
02:31:50.159 --> 02:31:54.399
oh my god. The animals is
like the bears just like it's just

2293
02:31:54.440 --> 02:31:58.600
holding them down. This creature is
using all of the tower. It's like

2294
02:31:58.639 --> 02:32:01.280
it's all it's like it's using it's
all right now where it's all right.

2295
02:32:01.280 --> 02:32:05.360
We're trying to burn everything. And
then the bears is like no, no,

2296
02:32:05.360 --> 02:32:15.399
no, you want somebody just scooping. Scooping things to death is crazy

2297
02:32:15.879 --> 02:32:20.920
and it's what they like. It
really is like when polar Bears hit wars

2298
02:32:20.959 --> 02:32:28.360
and kill him instantly. Boom.
They punched too, they get they always

2299
02:32:28.440 --> 02:32:33.280
hit crates for some reason. Boom, yum, hey son, come here,

2300
02:32:33.280 --> 02:32:37.440
and the baby's like, yeah,
I'm gonna play polar bear. Polar

2301
02:32:37.479 --> 02:32:45.000
Bears, Drew, Dude. They
do like holy damage. They do physical

2302
02:32:45.079 --> 02:32:48.159
damage. Like it's like you can't
resist it. It's no resistance on you.

2303
02:32:48.159 --> 02:32:56.360
You'll just take damage. It's slash, piercing and strike. It's everything

2304
02:32:56.559 --> 02:33:01.120
you like. You hit with the
sword so hard that the blunt force kills

2305
02:33:01.200 --> 02:33:07.680
you, like so that means upon
immediate con that immediate contact, you die.

2306
02:33:07.280 --> 02:33:16.159
The slices through that hurts. You're
a club sword. It's a club.

2307
02:33:16.520 --> 02:33:20.040
It's a it's a it's a paddle
pretty much like something. Somehow,

2308
02:33:20.239 --> 02:33:24.079
it defies a lot of physics where
it's like lumpy but also extremely sharp.

2309
02:33:24.479 --> 02:33:28.600
How does that work? Like you
like you make a circle sharp? You

2310
02:33:33.719 --> 02:33:39.600
like just completely rounded rounded. I'm
almost imagining, almost imagining it would have

2311
02:33:39.639 --> 02:33:43.079
to be like almost like a p
S one texture kind of thing, you

2312
02:33:43.079 --> 02:33:48.680
know what I mean, where it's
just like polygon polygon. It's so poly

2313
02:33:48.760 --> 02:33:52.920
gone till it's round. But it's
real sharp. It's real sharp. So

2314
02:33:54.079 --> 02:33:58.079
if you hit someone so hard to
be a sharp sphere, I feel like

2315
02:33:58.079 --> 02:34:03.040
you can't have a sharp speed,
understand, Like I feel like there must

2316
02:34:03.079 --> 02:34:05.200
be I feel like someone's fucked around
till they figured that out. Yeah,

2317
02:34:05.399 --> 02:34:09.680
it'll exp like it'll explode your head
if it hits you hard enough, but

2318
02:34:09.719 --> 02:34:16.280
it'll also explode into into cut pieces
like so like your head explodes, but

2319
02:34:16.600 --> 02:34:22.120
it's also cut at the same time. It's slashed. Yeah, it's slash

2320
02:34:22.239 --> 02:34:26.040
sharp, so completely in pale.
It's an impaling slash. The images I'm

2321
02:34:26.040 --> 02:34:35.680
getting crazy, You're freaking it's just
a spear with spikes on it, Like

2322
02:34:37.000 --> 02:34:41.600
it's just a mace, I'm getting
Yeah, it's just mails and stuff like

2323
02:34:41.840 --> 02:34:46.639
flails and fucking morning stars and ship
Baller of the First Sin Spumba fetter is

2324
02:34:46.680 --> 02:34:50.000
a guy with down syndrome in a
three piece suit and a briefcase of loose

2325
02:34:50.079 --> 02:34:54.760
jelly beans and skittles. That's sounds
like the coolest guy ever. Really.

2326
02:34:56.159 --> 02:35:01.120
Hang uh yeah, jolly old dipship, the Jesus versus my Judas. Judas

2327
02:35:03.319 --> 02:35:09.079
Jesus, you imagine Bivity was at
play, would write a bivity if there's

2328
02:35:09.079 --> 02:35:13.840
a margin, Jesus Marjorn Jesus would
be fucking dire up. That would be

2329
02:35:13.879 --> 02:35:18.159
a dire situation for all of us? May I load dripping splatter ciphergraph masturbating

2330
02:35:18.840 --> 02:35:24.280
till I come puss? All right? Okay, no, don't say that.

2331
02:35:24.360 --> 02:35:30.479
I'm not a Frankenstiger. Bro and
marv'st con fighting collection, New Gears

2332
02:35:30.520 --> 02:35:33.399
of War and Sparking Zero. We
are so fucking back. Yep. Yeah,

2333
02:35:33.479 --> 02:35:35.680
they're bringing back all the old ship, all the ship that we grew

2334
02:35:35.719 --> 02:35:37.959
up on. They're bringing it back. I won't be playing Sparking zero,

2335
02:35:39.000 --> 02:35:41.239
but ye want that. Yeah,
I'm playing. I can't. I can't

2336
02:35:41.319 --> 02:35:45.280
justify it. Did you did you
see a new thing for the show today

2337
02:35:45.319 --> 02:35:48.760
or got how wild it looks cool? I could google that, I could

2338
02:35:48.760 --> 02:35:50.280
look back and watch they're not gonna
play it for real, Well, why

2339
02:35:50.319 --> 02:35:54.440
would I play it? What is
the purpose of a single player dragon bo

2340
02:35:54.840 --> 02:35:58.120
I've seen this story a million times. I get it. Go go's cool.

2341
02:35:58.360 --> 02:36:01.200
I get it. Chris, Chris, you can still do battles with

2342
02:36:01.200 --> 02:36:05.760
people. I didn't even understand.
It's only one stage in the high box

2343
02:36:05.760 --> 02:36:09.479
time chamber. You can still do
you can still play. I'm Kingston.

2344
02:36:09.559 --> 02:36:13.600
I'm not going to buy a game
to do local play on one textureless map.

2345
02:36:13.760 --> 02:36:16.399
That's insane. That's the whole point
of That's the only reason that I

2346
02:36:16.399 --> 02:36:18.040
was excited for that game in the
first I'll still do it, Like,

2347
02:36:18.079 --> 02:36:20.719
I have to play that game.
I have to. I have to.

2348
02:36:20.879 --> 02:36:24.239
Why huh? Because I love Dragon
Ball Man. Did you play Cakarot No,

2349
02:36:24.440 --> 02:36:28.079
That's what I'm saying. Because it
didn't have it didn't have the controls.

2350
02:36:28.239 --> 02:36:33.600
Well, I don't know. Here's
why. Here's why. Because it's

2351
02:36:33.600 --> 02:36:37.600
a fucking single player Dragon Ball Z
game. That's true, that's why it

2352
02:36:37.760 --> 02:36:43.000
controlled like ship also, but also
I'm just like I'm i I Fighters Z

2353
02:36:43.120 --> 02:36:48.719
was good enough for me. Fighters
being amazing, I'm good. I am

2354
02:36:48.079 --> 02:36:52.239
sad as I'm going You're not going
back, because what you're getting isn't what

2355
02:36:52.280 --> 02:36:54.520
you got. There is no back. You're going to somewhere new that pretending

2356
02:36:54.559 --> 02:36:56.760
to be back to me. Trust
me, they're gonna put They're gonna put

2357
02:36:56.799 --> 02:36:58.959
more. Well, you know what, when they do that, I'll come.

2358
02:37:00.639 --> 02:37:05.079
I'll go when when they add in
local co op or local like split

2359
02:37:05.079 --> 02:37:07.000
screen PvP, then I'll jump in. That's right now. It's like,

2360
02:37:07.040 --> 02:37:11.479
literally, it is literally the only
reason that I was looking forward to down

2361
02:37:11.559 --> 02:37:15.600
to playing that game in the first
time, that game bron playing my hands

2362
02:37:15.600 --> 02:37:18.360
bleed. I'm gonna play that ship. I'm get bored as I'm gonna get

2363
02:37:18.360 --> 02:37:20.559
good at and I'm gonna play online. I'm gonna get fucked up real bad.

2364
02:37:20.719 --> 02:37:24.799
I'm gonna stop playing online. And
then I'm like, hey, Christ,

2365
02:37:24.799 --> 02:37:26.680
you want to come over and just
play hot by some tram and you're

2366
02:37:26.680 --> 02:37:28.120
gonna be like yeah, I'm like
I don't want to. You're gonna play

2367
02:37:28.120 --> 02:37:30.799
it, and I'm like, all
right, this is actually really fun.

2368
02:37:31.239 --> 02:37:33.959
We'll see and it'll be like three
hours all about the house playing it at

2369
02:37:33.959 --> 02:37:37.760
the same stage over and over again, having a blast. Everybody transformed,

2370
02:37:37.799 --> 02:37:39.920
being like, oh man, that's
so cool. These stuff this combo for

2371
02:37:41.000 --> 02:37:43.719
when I was like, oh wow, yeah this whirlwind punch. Yeah,

2372
02:37:43.719 --> 02:37:45.920
and I'm totally like, yeah,
this is awesome. Yeah, I'm totally

2373
02:37:45.920 --> 02:37:48.399
fine having that experience at somebody else's
house. I don't need to own that.

2374
02:37:48.239 --> 02:37:54.840
I would love to own it if
it was truly a ten kaychi game,

2375
02:37:54.840 --> 02:37:56.600
but it's it's clearly like compromising a
way that I can't justify, So

2376
02:37:56.760 --> 02:38:01.879
I'll I'll play it at other people's
houses. Look at that fucking empty room

2377
02:38:01.159 --> 02:38:09.639
every single fight, and get incredibly
bored immediately. Probably I really due.

2378
02:38:09.639 --> 02:38:11.879
They're gonna They're gonna have to there's
gonna be too much outroad people. You

2379
02:38:11.920 --> 02:38:16.079
guys gotta understand why, Like why
why is it not just like the Danger

2380
02:38:16.159 --> 02:38:18.040
Room. I don't know. I
don't know. I don't there's no good

2381
02:38:18.040 --> 02:38:20.600
reason why. There's there's no good
reason why. But I don't get it

2382
02:38:20.639 --> 02:38:26.440
anyway. See Hunter bis Uh rebsmancking
tires in the mind. I'm a mod

2383
02:38:26.479 --> 02:38:31.680
the fuck out of that game.
Bro, Derek, you're gonna mod Dragon

2384
02:38:31.680 --> 02:38:35.239
Ball. I'll get it for both. See how Modern Fighters he is?

2385
02:38:35.280 --> 02:38:41.799
Man? Yeah, have you seen
the Black Mister Bley? I can't.

2386
02:38:43.200 --> 02:38:46.200
I had a glassy squirting yelled,
christ Will yelled down streaming those mic.

2387
02:38:46.319 --> 02:38:50.799
I saw that, and I never
laughed that hard amount. I laughed so

2388
02:38:50.959 --> 02:38:54.879
hard that the outlines of my vision
were turning white because I was about to

2389
02:38:54.920 --> 02:38:58.360
pass out. Eli Frost Martian manfucker, I gotta go see that. Martian,

2390
02:39:00.479 --> 02:39:07.280
is that Justice League? That's great. That's a great one. I've

2391
02:39:07.319 --> 02:39:09.280
never thought about that even as a
kid. Yeah, that's the best one

2392
02:39:09.319 --> 02:39:11.959
that I've heard, I think in
a while. The best new one.

2393
02:39:13.719 --> 02:39:22.799
Martian man fuckers awesome dudes is an
alien who fox Man? Yo, dude,

2394
02:39:22.920 --> 02:39:26.360
I saw this ship and I almost
died. That is amazing. Look

2395
02:39:26.399 --> 02:39:30.680
at that. That is amazing.
Come on, it's not gonna focus not

2396
02:39:30.680 --> 02:39:35.159
focusing on an asshole team. That
is crazy. Dude that's in the game

2397
02:39:35.239 --> 02:39:39.920
is so you know. And they
put the audio fouls as an ape dog

2398
02:39:41.079 --> 02:39:45.360
no, no, you know,
And I was like, this is so

2399
02:39:45.639 --> 02:39:50.120
funny. I'm gonna throw up.
Is it ape? Are you serious?

2400
02:39:50.680 --> 02:39:52.479
Having going wild? That's what I
was crazy. They love it. They

2401
02:39:52.479 --> 02:39:58.799
went and recorded fucking They went all
the way to Compton to get those comeouts.

2402
02:39:58.799 --> 02:40:09.600
Man. They went When the dude, when the dude fucked the guy

2403
02:40:09.840 --> 02:40:15.479
and then comes in his eye.
That's a more gay. That's a more

2404
02:40:15.600 --> 02:40:20.879
gay. When you feel in your
soul need to toss salad bo, that's

2405
02:40:20.920 --> 02:40:24.840
some more. It doesn't work.
It doesn't work exactly. That last part

2406
02:40:24.879 --> 02:40:28.200
is the opposite, in fact,
en coming coming. I don't know.

2407
02:40:31.280 --> 02:40:33.600
That was pretty well, it was
good. This is good. The first

2408
02:40:33.600 --> 02:40:37.079
one was good enough, though you
you shouldn't have continued, man, Dean

2409
02:40:37.120 --> 02:40:39.879
Martins the goat man, greedy.
I don't care what you guys say.

2410
02:40:39.920 --> 02:40:43.920
Man, Dean Martin's the goat song
with think one of those types. Yeah,

2411
02:40:45.120 --> 02:40:48.559
like a ble. Dean Martin's a
pizza just a it's a it's a

2412
02:40:48.840 --> 02:40:50.719
it's a specialty pizza. Also a
guy. You know, No, you

2413
02:40:50.719 --> 02:40:54.040
go, you go, you go
to a pizza spidy, you go,

2414
02:40:54.159 --> 02:41:00.440
Hey, I'm going to get a
Martin. Dean Martin sang. He's saying,

2415
02:41:00.440 --> 02:41:05.479
that's more. He's saying sway.
He's saying, did he think sway?

2416
02:41:05.559 --> 02:41:11.840
Actually, when the inwards in the
start to swing, when swing,

2417
02:41:16.159 --> 02:41:18.520
you must go to the bodega system. Oopsie grew tid. I guess I'm

2418
02:41:18.520 --> 02:41:22.079
a woman now wrongfully exonerated. I
fed up because I almost said the hard

2419
02:41:22.200 --> 02:41:26.840
R. I was like, well, the Negroes really start to swing run

2420
02:41:26.959 --> 02:41:37.200
away. They steal everything wrongfully exonerated
Donald Trump, purping on Don's play a

2421
02:41:37.200 --> 02:41:39.719
frenchman, ate a playe Google and
discuss Maxilowette, Keep your dick, keep

2422
02:41:41.079 --> 02:41:43.200
keep your dick inside, keep your
dick inside, keep you the inside my

2423
02:41:43.239 --> 02:41:46.879
asshole, keep your dick inside,
Keep yourself alive, she piped on My

2424
02:41:46.920 --> 02:41:52.479
pippupossum doctor disrespect her showers with minors, allegedly, Uh, we can't do

2425
02:41:52.520 --> 02:41:56.280
this, we can't do this.
Why are you trying to start? Oh

2426
02:41:56.440 --> 02:41:58.200
by the way, by the way, I'm not trying to look, I'm

2427
02:41:58.239 --> 02:42:05.000
not I'm not saying anything. Yeah, but twenty seventeen, doctor disrespect comes

2428
02:42:05.040 --> 02:42:13.680
out and he says I've been unfaithful, I've cheated. Stop. And twenty

2429
02:42:13.799 --> 02:42:20.719
seventeen is apparently where these messages are
from. I actually with this minor h

2430
02:42:20.840 --> 02:42:26.280
I think there's like there's an alleged
potential that, like I think people were

2431
02:42:26.280 --> 02:42:28.159
saying that, like the messages were
about arranging a meete up a twitch con.

2432
02:42:28.520 --> 02:42:33.600
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying
anything. Say like, I'm not

2433
02:42:33.680 --> 02:42:39.239
saying stopped. It intervened and the
reason why it got so fucking awkward and

2434
02:42:39.239 --> 02:42:41.079
they're like, oh, let's just
sweep this on the rug. This is

2435
02:42:41.120 --> 02:42:46.120
too crazy. I actually totally I
pieced that together myself that I was like,

2436
02:42:46.239 --> 02:42:48.719
probably talking about the same person.
Yeah, I look, I don't

2437
02:42:48.760 --> 02:42:54.559
know, but uh, however,
it is is possible. It is It's

2438
02:42:54.680 --> 02:43:00.239
very possible that it's the same person. But also a cheater probably was like

2439
02:43:00.319 --> 02:43:03.479
slanging. He was probably slaying dick
everywhere he was. Probably he was probably

2440
02:43:03.639 --> 02:43:09.360
going ham hard in the paint.
Because I imagine I think they work things

2441
02:43:09.399 --> 02:43:11.200
out. I mean, if you
know, because you think about a lot

2442
02:43:11.239 --> 02:43:16.520
of women those situations, they're like, uh, I'm wealthy, I'll figure

2443
02:43:16.520 --> 02:43:22.520
it out. Kind of a thing. I wonder. I'm rich, I

2444
02:43:22.200 --> 02:43:26.440
do wonder though, I'll just che
him back. The thing about the thing

2445
02:43:26.479 --> 02:43:31.680
about that is like cheating's pretty bad, right, yeah, but like I

2446
02:43:31.760 --> 02:43:35.159
don't, well no, because here's
the thing. It's like, people work

2447
02:43:35.200 --> 02:43:39.000
through a lot, Yeah they do. This is something though, I don't

2448
02:43:39.040 --> 02:43:41.959
know, do you work through like
this. There's a lot of people that

2449
02:43:43.079 --> 02:43:46.719
work through. This to me feels
way worse than infidelity. To me,

2450
02:43:46.920 --> 02:43:50.120
it's I mean, it's infidelity,
but just at a at the probably max

2451
02:43:50.280 --> 02:43:52.639
level, it is the most not
good. It's it's the worst, like,

2452
02:43:52.719 --> 02:43:56.840
oh, you have a wife that
I'm assuming his wife's probably pretty and

2453
02:43:56.920 --> 02:43:58.719
ship I me, yeah, probably, I'm sure he married up. And

2454
02:43:58.760 --> 02:44:03.840
then it's like that little girl right
there, Yeah, I prefer you over

2455
02:44:05.239 --> 02:44:07.760
because like you got to think about
that, like God, like why would

2456
02:44:07.760 --> 02:44:09.639
you Like I think about like,
say, my wife's been gone for a

2457
02:44:09.719 --> 02:44:13.840
month and a half, and like
I'm just like, oh, yeah,

2458
02:44:15.600 --> 02:44:18.280
yeah I got rid of her.
She you can't You're not going to find

2459
02:44:18.280 --> 02:44:22.000
her body. But like, ok
I have a question when you're done.

2460
02:44:22.040 --> 02:44:24.479
I have a question when you're done. Okay, But I was just I'm

2461
02:44:24.479 --> 02:44:28.200
just saying love story short. I'm
just like I don't there is no desire

2462
02:44:28.239 --> 02:44:33.040
for me where I'm like, let
me find some dumb bitch that knows like

2463
02:44:33.399 --> 02:44:35.200
that could teach me about skibbity and
all this shit. Yeah, like that's

2464
02:44:35.319 --> 02:44:41.280
like I don't want my Like I'm
I don't want that, brother, I

2465
02:44:41.360 --> 02:44:48.479
don't. It's just not like I
don't get it that the I imagine being

2466
02:44:48.600 --> 02:44:52.959
supremely annoyed by spending five minuteses like
if I was spending five minutes when I

2467
02:44:52.000 --> 02:44:56.280
would hang out with my cousin the
ship that she would talk about like I

2468
02:44:56.520 --> 02:45:00.799
made my ears want to bleed because
I just had no interest in it,

2469
02:45:01.079 --> 02:45:03.840
like in like her, the stuff
she was talking about, and then the

2470
02:45:05.000 --> 02:45:07.360
music she was listening to. And
I'm like, I have a theory,

2471
02:45:07.440 --> 02:45:09.600
No, I have a theory about
this. Yeah. I don't know how

2472
02:45:09.639 --> 02:45:13.559
true this is, but I have
this feeling that, like I think a

2473
02:45:13.639 --> 02:45:18.079
lot of these things happen because when
people when guys, especially who feel like

2474
02:45:18.079 --> 02:45:20.840
maybe they've been like short change,
right, or like they've been like maybe

2475
02:45:20.879 --> 02:45:26.159
in high school they weren't like super
sought after, right, And so they

2476
02:45:26.200 --> 02:45:28.959
get older and maybe they even have
like a six maybe they end up meeting

2477
02:45:30.000 --> 02:45:31.559
people like later on, like in
their twenties or whatever, and then they

2478
02:45:31.639 --> 02:45:39.040
settle down, they have a family. But then like a seventeen year old

2479
02:45:39.879 --> 02:45:43.000
high school person, right, yeah, shows interest in them, and then

2480
02:45:43.040 --> 02:45:46.239
that like oh, this is like
validating you know what I mean, or

2481
02:45:46.319 --> 02:45:50.079
like this this this is like yeah, I'm owed this, but you know

2482
02:45:50.120 --> 02:45:52.879
what I mean. Yeah, I
don't know how true that is. It's

2483
02:45:52.879 --> 02:45:56.920
the only way that I can even
remotely understand or like get into the headspace

2484
02:45:56.000 --> 02:45:58.639
of like, is that, yeah, this is like what I mess down

2485
02:46:00.079 --> 02:46:01.840
that sounds like it could be broken
down to being right. It must be

2486
02:46:03.000 --> 02:46:05.040
like I there's no like, what
this is what I must have missed out

2487
02:46:05.120 --> 02:46:11.120
on. The thing that's weird about
because I kind of agree with that because

2488
02:46:11.479 --> 02:46:15.399
when you're at his level, obviously
we're trying to logic this, which is

2489
02:46:15.520 --> 02:46:16.719
like who knows if there's even any
lie, right, if there's any logic,

2490
02:46:16.760 --> 02:46:18.360
because when you're at his love,
because you just might just be a

2491
02:46:18.399 --> 02:46:22.040
perpot. It's like young girls.
But it's like, yeah, but you

2492
02:46:22.079 --> 02:46:24.559
would think that when you're at that
level. It's kind of like the why

2493
02:46:24.600 --> 02:46:28.639
you didn't understand the rock stars that
would go after the young'uns because I'm like,

2494
02:46:28.639 --> 02:46:31.280
when you're at that level of fame, you can get anyone. Yeah,

2495
02:46:31.440 --> 02:46:33.840
So at that point, it's like
you're kind of going out of your

2496
02:46:33.879 --> 02:46:37.959
way. Like Stephen Tyler of Aerosmith
was writing in his journal about smashing some

2497
02:46:37.040 --> 02:46:41.159
sixteen year old I'm like, dude, you can smash anyone. You're Steven

2498
02:46:41.239 --> 02:46:43.079
Tyler of one of the biggest bands
on Earth, So you're kind of going

2499
02:46:43.120 --> 02:46:46.399
out of your way. The thing
too It's like even if you're like like

2500
02:46:46.479 --> 02:46:50.040
a forty five year old rocker,
it's like, what's wrong with Like is

2501
02:46:50.159 --> 02:46:54.479
twenty five not hot? Also,
like what is that like? So that's

2502
02:46:54.520 --> 02:46:58.879
what confuses me. It's just like
because fucker, because the thing to be

2503
02:47:00.120 --> 02:47:03.479
looking for fucking eighty five and up
bro, eighty five and up bro.

2504
02:47:03.760 --> 02:47:07.920
That I honestly I think I would
throw up. I mean, that's I'm

2505
02:47:07.959 --> 02:47:11.680
trying to fuck her to the end. I'm trying to bring her over that

2506
02:47:11.840 --> 02:47:16.920
canyon. Bro, my dick,
My dick's a killer thinking about because the

2507
02:47:16.959 --> 02:47:18.920
thing, because the thing to me
is just like when I think about like

2508
02:47:20.799 --> 02:47:24.840
be like, came this is really
fucking insane, fucking demon shut up,

2509
02:47:24.879 --> 02:47:28.200
Yeah, of course, because the
thing to me is like I can't as

2510
02:47:28.280 --> 02:47:31.879
of right now, like I just
can't imagine that I'll ever be so like

2511
02:47:31.920 --> 02:47:35.920
I can't imagine that I'm gonna be
like fifty years old and I'm not going

2512
02:47:35.959 --> 02:47:37.959
to think like a twenty seven year
old woman is attractive, you know what

2513
02:47:37.000 --> 02:47:41.799
I mean? If she's attractive,
that's just like they're just objectively like that's

2514
02:47:41.840 --> 02:47:46.159
like a that's like an you know
what I mean, Look, man,

2515
02:47:46.200 --> 02:47:48.840
I don't see anything. My wife
right now is oh shit, you gonna

2516
02:47:48.840 --> 02:47:52.760
be mad. I think she's twenty
eight, twenty nine. I think she's

2517
02:47:52.799 --> 02:47:54.920
twenty nine. No, she's gonna
be twenty nine. She's twenty eight,

2518
02:47:56.280 --> 02:48:00.799
right, are sure? So anyway, my point being, there is no

2519
02:48:00.959 --> 02:48:03.520
point, there's no part of me
that's like she was a little younger,

2520
02:48:03.680 --> 02:48:07.840
like ye, she gets a little
warning like the so weird literally nothing in

2521
02:48:09.000 --> 02:48:13.319
my like uh, like I imagine
she would probably have to be in her

2522
02:48:13.639 --> 02:48:16.120
forties to where I start like,
oh, I can see the crows,

2523
02:48:16.319 --> 02:48:18.600
and you know you can start,
but when the crows start coming out of

2524
02:48:18.600 --> 02:48:24.399
their eyes, you know, when
you know they turned into fucking actual crows

2525
02:48:24.840 --> 02:48:30.840
like women. And I still and
I still think like women at that age

2526
02:48:30.920 --> 02:48:35.959
or because like I'm watching them,
I'm rewatching the boys and who's the the

2527
02:48:35.079 --> 02:48:39.079
lesbian that play? That's like she's
like, wonder woman may like you fucking

2528
02:48:39.239 --> 02:48:43.959
bombed very Yeah, she's fucking older, but I'm like, I would fucking

2529
02:48:43.079 --> 02:48:46.799
go to town right now. I
could fun her till she would die with

2530
02:48:46.920 --> 02:48:50.479
her powers. I'm sure. I'm
sure, I am sure of it.

2531
02:48:52.680 --> 02:48:54.000
What's that? What's that? She's
like that's enough, and I'm like,

2532
02:48:54.159 --> 02:49:00.799
I have so much bigger left.
I feel about what's what's her name from?

2533
02:49:01.799 --> 02:49:05.719
Better call saul Kim. She's like
fifty something. Oh, she's like

2534
02:49:05.799 --> 02:49:07.280
older. I had no idea.
I was like, what the hell you

2535
02:49:07.360 --> 02:49:11.479
can get? It's oh, she's
great for age, that's incredible. For

2536
02:49:11.600 --> 02:49:18.239
fifty something, that's wild great,
like maybe me and my love for nia

2537
02:49:18.319 --> 02:49:22.520
long, I would I would sacrifice
all of it. I would go Kyle

2538
02:49:22.680 --> 02:49:26.040
kay, and I'd use the whole
life and I'd be like Lily, I'm

2539
02:49:26.079 --> 02:49:33.959
sorry, and I'd fly away.
But I'd like, but now imagine being

2540
02:49:33.319 --> 02:49:39.479
goodbye. But now imagine being someone
who's just like I don't understand. That's

2541
02:49:39.639 --> 02:49:43.559
it's it's strange, like what happened
to you? Like what happened to you?

2542
02:49:43.719 --> 02:49:46.200
For I feel it's it's the same. It's like the reverse of like

2543
02:49:46.280 --> 02:49:50.600
the girls now that are like in
their twenties getting botox. I'm like,

2544
02:49:50.639 --> 02:49:52.200
what happened to you? How the
fuck do you need? Both talks at

2545
02:49:52.239 --> 02:49:54.440
twenty? You don't need it,
That's the whole point. It's like,

2546
02:49:54.520 --> 02:49:56.520
you don't need it. If you
are listening to him, you know you

2547
02:49:56.680 --> 02:50:00.840
do need it. Look into the
mirror right now, and tell you tell

2548
02:50:00.840 --> 02:50:03.639
me when the straight face you're happy
with it. Whoever, whoever, whoever's

2549
02:50:03.680 --> 02:50:05.920
really listening to this right whoever's that
really like paying it to what I'm saying

2550
02:50:07.000 --> 02:50:09.920
right now? You need it?
You need it. You know who I'm

2551
02:50:09.920 --> 02:50:15.520
talking to right now? Twitch that
camera, Jessica, fix yourself. No,

2552
02:50:16.000 --> 02:50:20.799
we probably we probably that's too common
of it. I should have said,

2553
02:50:20.879 --> 02:50:31.120
like, Mod, you mean mogd
Is there anyone? So many mods

2554
02:50:31.120 --> 02:50:33.840
are left on this earth? That's
a real name. That was a name

2555
02:50:33.879 --> 02:50:39.200
for a woman, is an old
And then there's mod was the was the

2556
02:50:39.319 --> 02:50:43.680
thing? There's the mod is Like, what do you mean Rod and Todd?

2557
02:50:45.239 --> 02:50:48.520
Ned's a wife, Ned Flanders's wife? Mod. Oh yeah, it's

2558
02:50:48.559 --> 02:50:50.520
a real name. What is that
name? Short? It's like Gertrude and

2559
02:50:50.680 --> 02:51:01.079
Gretchen and like Dingless or whatever the
they had names, you might as well

2560
02:51:01.079 --> 02:51:07.000
if you're gonna name somebody Gretchen and
Gertrude and Grunkling and fucking grunchy. I

2561
02:51:07.040 --> 02:51:15.559
don't know what grunchy, grunchy,
grunkling record and grungle like my name Grongle,

2562
02:51:15.959 --> 02:51:18.680
Grongle. I feel like grungle is
the name of like some sort of

2563
02:51:18.799 --> 02:51:22.200
earthy gnomish man with a big nose
comes out of the ground. He's like,

2564
02:51:22.200 --> 02:51:26.559
hey, I'm Grungle, and he
digs back, he burrows back into

2565
02:51:26.639 --> 02:51:31.079
the floor. Grungles. The name
of a chimps dog. That's just a

2566
02:51:31.280 --> 02:51:37.520
fucking terrible name. Could you imagine
that there's chips dog like you know how,

2567
02:51:37.600 --> 02:51:43.399
like you know humans have dogs,
You're not humans have dogs? You

2568
02:51:43.479 --> 02:51:46.159
know humans have dogs? We have
dogs, right, I don't know how

2569
02:51:48.200 --> 02:51:50.959
that chimps had a version of dogs, like they were like as far back

2570
02:51:52.000 --> 02:51:58.239
on the evolutionary chain for as different
from us in the same way from us

2571
02:51:58.399 --> 02:52:01.079
that the dogs aren't the right.
So it's like, what would that beast?

2572
02:52:01.319 --> 02:52:05.319
Me? What would that creature?
Would be tiny, small, but

2573
02:52:05.399 --> 02:52:09.040
it'd be way more savage than any
dog could be. It would be like

2574
02:52:09.120 --> 02:52:13.079
a jack. I guess it looks
It looked like a war beast. I

2575
02:52:13.159 --> 02:52:16.200
think from destiny you make a ferret
of some kind of feeling like like some

2576
02:52:16.360 --> 02:52:24.319
weird looking fair with like a big
job with a fucking maw and toss pretty

2577
02:52:24.399 --> 02:52:35.639
much like what other horrible, awful, awful woman names you know what name

2578
02:52:35.680 --> 02:52:37.760
I like, but people don't like
too much. I really like the name

2579
02:52:37.799 --> 02:52:43.399
Broomhilda. I don't know why I
don't like it. Super German like Hilda

2580
02:52:43.159 --> 02:52:46.920
is not bad. I guess the
ship out of take that broom ship out

2581
02:52:46.959 --> 02:52:54.079
of there? Like it's why that
they that's the or broom or Broom is

2582
02:52:54.120 --> 02:53:01.399
my daughters named after her future she's
good at that's crazy, Beverly, what

2583
02:53:01.600 --> 02:53:09.680
the fun is that? I'm actually
it? It says, Bely. No,

2584
02:53:09.200 --> 02:53:16.239
that is not real. That's gotta
be a type of no. I'm

2585
02:53:16.239 --> 02:53:20.680
not gonna birth. That's a that's
like birth is not a real name.

2586
02:53:20.239 --> 02:53:24.479
Be fat if your name is,
there's no births. There's big Bertha that

2587
02:53:24.639 --> 02:53:31.680
is just deep. She's big,
big, big, she's she's obese on

2588
02:53:31.920 --> 02:53:35.840
only half of her body like her
like she has the upper body of alignments.

2589
02:53:37.159 --> 02:53:41.559
That's it half the side like it's
like if it's like if two face,

2590
02:53:41.920 --> 02:53:54.840
but like his other face is fat. One side is gune and skinny

2591
02:53:54.959 --> 02:54:01.079
like a fucking Auschwitz kid, and
the other size is row punned vampire from

2592
02:54:01.159 --> 02:54:03.520
blade that they found in a freaking
house that they kept trying to light on

2593
02:54:03.680 --> 02:54:07.719
it. It's like that dude,
what do you call him? What is

2594
02:54:07.760 --> 02:54:13.159
he called out if he's like,
he's too fast, can't be too he's

2595
02:54:13.239 --> 02:54:16.239
too fast. I was thinking of
that kind of fat. It doesn't make

2596
02:54:16.319 --> 02:54:22.040
sense. He's like, yeah,
what the hell what you would call?

2597
02:54:24.600 --> 02:54:28.079
What? I don't know. I
can't I'm trying. I'm trying. Combinator.

2598
02:54:30.120 --> 02:54:33.959
Fucking Brendan Fraser's the whale on the
other side was Harvey Dent and then

2599
02:54:35.040 --> 02:54:43.959
Harvey Dents and then Harvey Dent.
Harvey Dents so much that I need to

2600
02:54:45.040 --> 02:54:50.159
be Oh my god, I need
that drug. Guys. Oh Harvey Dents

2601
02:54:50.319 --> 02:54:52.760
right, please, homeless people,
please get get get it done, Get

2602
02:54:52.799 --> 02:54:56.440
it done. Harvey Dents is fun. If you squeeze the weight back through

2603
02:54:56.520 --> 02:55:00.600
me, be a regular note person. It's like it's like the balloons.

2604
02:55:00.799 --> 02:55:03.959
He could like he could squitch into
the other side of him. He could

2605
02:55:05.000 --> 02:55:07.040
do like powered up hits. When
he's like Mario, what he does,

2606
02:55:07.120 --> 02:55:11.239
He's like one arm and he throws. It's like Popeye when he eats the

2607
02:55:11.239 --> 02:55:18.959
Spanish and you could see it is
disgusting. But that was really discussed.

2608
02:55:18.520 --> 02:55:22.079
He would eat spoonfuls of Spanish and
then beat people up on the street.

2609
02:55:22.600 --> 02:55:24.360
You know, he would he would
fight gods. He would go he beat

2610
02:55:24.360 --> 02:55:28.239
the funk out of God Jesus,
and that was the hero that was their

2611
02:55:28.479 --> 02:55:35.120
their hero. Like in the twenties
and thirties they manifested the people born in

2612
02:55:35.159 --> 02:55:37.319
the early nineteen hundreds, manifested this
guy because we were like, we need

2613
02:55:37.440 --> 02:55:41.120
hope, we need we need somebody
to believe in, and so they invented

2614
02:55:41.280 --> 02:55:46.120
fucking Popeye the sailor man. Always
yeah, he's definitely racist. But of

2615
02:55:46.159 --> 02:55:48.760
course, what's the name of the
guy eate the burgers and he's like Druggle,

2616
02:55:50.760 --> 02:55:56.920
Whimpydruggle really like like Winston or something. Really his name was Whimpy.

2617
02:55:56.920 --> 02:56:00.719
I think I think it was Wimpy
or Winston. I don't with burgers,

2618
02:56:00.760 --> 02:56:03.719
but I'm too bad because I don't
know why I even didn't beat the funk

2619
02:56:03.719 --> 02:56:07.920
out him, because you would say, oh, gladly pay you for wait,

2620
02:56:07.760 --> 02:56:13.000
gladly pay you Tuesday for today,
and it's like, shup, be

2621
02:56:13.159 --> 02:56:16.319
stupid pussy. And once you just
beat him until he died, I would

2622
02:56:16.319 --> 02:56:18.799
just grab him by his shoulder real
heart, and I'd be like, if

2623
02:56:18.840 --> 02:56:24.280
you come back, I'm gonna kill
you. Don't come back. So there's

2624
02:56:24.559 --> 02:56:31.200
like, please don't there's Alice the
goon. I've never that's amazing. I'm

2625
02:56:31.319 --> 02:56:37.399
j Wellington. Wimpy, wimpy,
Yeah, j well it is j Wellington.

2626
02:56:37.680 --> 02:56:39.440
That's right, that's the guy everythinking. That's right, Peter Peter,

2627
02:56:39.680 --> 02:56:45.920
that's Peter Wellington's son. Full circle. Oh my god, she picked on

2628
02:56:46.040 --> 02:56:48.799
my pivot. What were doing?
Where we again? Don't come back sucking

2629
02:56:48.840 --> 02:56:52.719
three hours again? Essentially, damn
it, this just finished. Let's finish

2630
02:56:52.760 --> 02:57:03.639
it. Whimpy seriously, Well,
she's sucking a fuck out of him,

2631
02:57:03.680 --> 02:57:07.959
bro, play like a dragon infinite
wealthe bitches insisting that Brian was a stand

2632
02:57:07.040 --> 02:57:11.479
up guy. Looking out my window
so much looking at my window, biting

2633
02:57:11.520 --> 02:57:13.760
my lip while the door dasher delivers
my order. He's not safe. Just

2634
02:57:13.840 --> 02:57:18.040
the hard R star coffee, rip
the digital who can now I'm getting molested

2635
02:57:18.079 --> 02:57:24.159
on the set of Embryonni Sheldon in
the song Jaded Drake said Jora Smith was

2636
02:57:24.239 --> 02:57:26.840
old enough, but she's still a
baby. She was about twenty one and

2637
02:57:26.920 --> 02:57:33.239
he was about thirty two. Yep, that's how it goes. My son

2638
02:57:33.319 --> 02:57:35.280
froze to death in the waste of
Ohio. BI going home was to pay

2639
02:57:35.319 --> 02:57:39.600
you Fox. This is his memorial
rip John transferm gremlin exposing people with like

2640
02:57:39.639 --> 02:57:45.239
doze tongs in ninety million rodgers and
fanizing radiation. You strag the Canadian do

2641
02:57:45.920 --> 02:57:48.920
do you goon? Son? Do
you goon to me? Goon to me?

2642
02:57:50.479 --> 02:57:54.680
Do you goon to me? Do
you sounds like he sounds like a

2643
02:57:54.840 --> 02:58:01.840
dog is trapped in his esopagis.
It's so crazy? Are you do you

2644
02:58:03.520 --> 02:58:09.440
mebout no where? I'm hanging out
with a couple of queers. But he

2645
02:58:09.520 --> 02:58:13.559
says, oh weird. It's like
he's speaking, It's like he's speaking real

2646
02:58:13.680 --> 02:58:22.440
time in slow motion. The fact
that he somehow deduces that they're both they're

2647
02:58:22.479 --> 02:58:26.360
Bothy. I've been examining that,
like I like, seriously, I'm like,

2648
02:58:26.399 --> 02:58:30.520
okay, did he examining He's setting
it because like Jack skelling in the

2649
02:58:30.600 --> 02:58:37.440
in the fucking in the tower Christmas
stuff, something's up with I can't figure

2650
02:58:37.479 --> 02:58:41.760
it out nobody because he's like,
okay, did he think he was gay

2651
02:58:41.799 --> 02:58:45.239
the whole time? And then he
just thought like or did? And I

2652
02:58:45.319 --> 02:58:46.079
was like, wait, that doesn't
make an sense because you wouldn't hang out

2653
02:58:46.079 --> 02:58:48.239
with Michael he thought he was gay
the whole time because he's already obsessed.

2654
02:58:50.399 --> 02:58:54.559
So basically what happened is he thought
Micah is projecting, like every accusation is

2655
02:58:54.639 --> 02:58:58.399
confession. He was like, oh, he's clearly gay because he's putting it

2656
02:58:58.520 --> 02:59:03.440
so hard on Arthur though, well
he just he's like, all right,

2657
02:59:03.760 --> 02:59:07.000
no, he's he is gay.
He must be gay because anybody that was

2658
02:59:07.040 --> 02:59:09.200
going to back this heart must be
gay. But also Micah must be gay

2659
02:59:09.280 --> 02:59:13.479
because he's he cares so much about
he's outing other people. So it's like

2660
02:59:13.799 --> 02:59:18.879
the twist is that Dutch doesn't care. He just doesn't like, yeah,

2661
02:59:20.559 --> 02:59:24.600
we failed. We did after we
were gonna do it. Do you.

2662
02:59:28.840 --> 02:59:31.200
I've never thought it'd be so home
home again. I find a way to

2663
02:59:31.200 --> 02:59:35.760
find a way, hung Sheldon,
Dracula flow. I trample her pussy underfoot

2664
02:59:35.040 --> 02:59:41.200
like a stampede of bison through the
Wyoming countryside. Gather to watch three x

2665
02:59:41.319 --> 02:59:46.120
Oh my god, chill, that's
a little so much three x O watching

2666
02:59:46.159 --> 02:59:50.239
Chris's perfect precision post birth circumcision.
Yeah, it's true, fell right on

2667
02:59:50.280 --> 02:59:56.200
the blade. They didn't help me
swing it. He'll too, he'll Oh

2668
02:59:56.239 --> 03:00:07.719
my god, shwing remember that fuck
song? Shwing? Why the fuck did

2669
03:00:07.760 --> 03:00:11.239
you remember that? Because he did
the fucking sound of the Blade. I

2670
03:00:11.319 --> 03:00:13.360
watched that video wait soo many times. You know what you're talking about.

2671
03:00:13.639 --> 03:00:18.440
You might have heard it if you
saw the movie Knocked Up. I've never

2672
03:00:18.479 --> 03:00:24.680
seen films George Lucas Firington RPG at
the Good Year, but I have seen

2673
03:00:24.719 --> 03:00:28.200
that movie. I don't remember that
scene though you're in the club. They're

2674
03:00:28.239 --> 03:00:31.040
in the club getting tipsy. There's
only that one. There's and then there's

2675
03:00:31.079 --> 03:00:35.239
like, oh ship, suck my
dick and busting my ass. And you

2676
03:00:35.319 --> 03:00:41.120
know, I only listened to Catholic
hymns and shaboozy thank you. You know

2677
03:00:41.200 --> 03:00:43.559
when you know when Ranala turned into
the moon and then she comes crashing now,

2678
03:00:43.559 --> 03:00:46.000
which I could do that right now. He's turned into a moon,

2679
03:00:50.440 --> 03:00:52.399
blow up the whole room. Yeah, I don't remember that episode of fucking

2680
03:00:52.520 --> 03:00:56.799
Fraser where Niles gives birth and it's
like a full like you see his pussy,

2681
03:00:58.239 --> 03:01:05.440
you see you see his little his
little fucking his little urethra because they're

2682
03:01:05.440 --> 03:01:11.760
black. That is the final podcast. That is a laugh. That is

2683
03:01:11.959 --> 03:01:18.200
how the podcast ends. That would
be so good as dark take that.

2684
03:01:18.000 --> 03:01:26.879
After that we could together. We
don't even finish the names ends abroply three

2685
03:01:26.000 --> 03:01:28.040
x so oh Yeah, George Lucas
firing on every year of the Good Year

2686
03:01:28.040 --> 03:01:33.200
Blimp because it rhymes woke is so
twenty thirty, twenty twenty three. It's

2687
03:01:33.200 --> 03:01:35.879
all about d I now, slurp
and stroke and smoking joking Emoicon's going like

2688
03:01:35.120 --> 03:01:39.319
dripping mate checking if Derek started one
piece yet Uh cheers themes He's not gonna

2689
03:01:39.319 --> 03:01:43.559
start Cheers theme song. Sometimes you
want to go where everybody knows you're gay,

2690
03:01:43.920 --> 03:01:50.200
but I'm bum American outlaw A Winslow
the cream corn Kid Blinkers did nine

2691
03:01:50.200 --> 03:01:54.000
to eleven Obi, Won't you blow
Me? Kremlin to Greblin Lord Bartholom you

2692
03:01:54.040 --> 03:01:58.280
handjob in ventor vanil Sex, I'm
gonna steal your bones. Constipation so powerful

2693
03:01:58.319 --> 03:02:01.399
it made a neutron star. Come
Come, Come, Come, Come Come

2694
03:02:01.440 --> 03:02:03.879
Come, Are you ready? Shadow
Man? Thanks Derek for putting me on

2695
03:02:03.959 --> 03:02:07.799
to death The punk band Happy Nation
Tune hom Nation Living in Homo Nation where

2696
03:02:07.799 --> 03:02:11.319
people understand the dream of sucking man
Waste Lay five eighty three, A sad

2697
03:02:11.399 --> 03:02:16.399
guy from Michigan. The Peppini Brothers
moderating the Great Space Swen loses points for

2698
03:02:16.479 --> 03:02:20.360
not knowing the term spear. Uh, Don Donkerson, listen to hit My

2699
03:02:20.399 --> 03:02:24.079
Spot by your pretty hands down the
best original gay songs. Uh, one

2700
03:02:24.079 --> 03:02:26.559
of the one of the best original
gay songs I've ever heard. You Gotta

2701
03:02:26.600 --> 03:02:30.200
Pay the Troll sold the end the
boys whole gage six Solid. Snake tweeting

2702
03:02:30.239 --> 03:02:33.120
about how the woke mob took over
the military because he can't say slurs anymore.

2703
03:02:35.799 --> 03:02:41.639
We can't say faggot no more.
Man who I hate this. I

2704
03:02:41.680 --> 03:02:48.959
hate these woke liptards. This libtards
are taking over us. They're making they're

2705
03:02:48.200 --> 03:02:58.360
they're making our kids trans I think
I Shadow Moses was fine. Methinks Shadow

2706
03:02:58.399 --> 03:03:03.559
Moses wasn't gay, so it was
fine. I shouldn't have stopped them.

2707
03:03:05.360 --> 03:03:09.159
They could have had a we could
have had a day free world. Could

2708
03:03:09.200 --> 03:03:13.319
you imagine that we're gonna kill gay
people? And then Snake's like, you

2709
03:03:13.440 --> 03:03:22.799
have a point. I shouldn't have
stopped Asholot. He's gargling, I should

2710
03:03:22.840 --> 03:03:39.319
have man, Snake, Snake stove. Olot's gone woke. No, it's

2711
03:03:39.360 --> 03:03:48.399
like the colonel. He's like snake
Lot's gone robe. Oh no, that's

2712
03:03:48.479 --> 03:03:56.000
the worst possible outcome. What's he
up to now? Our sources indicate that

2713
03:03:56.079 --> 03:04:05.600
he's he's trans and ship and ship
and s and ship. That's stone cold

2714
03:04:05.719 --> 03:04:18.680
face and ship. Jesus Christ,
What's how can we stop that world?

2715
03:04:20.479 --> 03:04:26.159
We've sent a strike team. He's
literally removers while he's biting his own business

2716
03:04:26.239 --> 03:04:31.959
in his house. He's not even
trans. He's just he's just like embraced.

2717
03:04:31.159 --> 03:04:35.840
You know what it is. He
started dancing. He just wanted to

2718
03:04:35.879 --> 03:04:37.600
learn how to dance because he's more
comfortable with his masculator. He learned how

2719
03:04:37.639 --> 03:04:41.399
to sew. He fucked up his
pants. We just learned how to sew.

2720
03:04:41.479 --> 03:04:45.600
He looks it looks like the woke
mob is taking control of revolvers.

2721
03:04:46.360 --> 03:04:50.639
No, what's he doing. He
looks like he's learning to sew like a

2722
03:04:50.760 --> 03:04:56.959
queer. His boy. Look,
his boy is wearing a dress and it's

2723
03:04:56.040 --> 03:05:01.280
like his son is just wearing a
kilt. Like the they're fucking their Scottish

2724
03:05:01.319 --> 03:05:03.000
heritage and his son. He's like, yeah, that's it's like his son.

2725
03:05:03.879 --> 03:05:07.120
Like yeah, today you had to
like bring in son about a heritage.

2726
03:05:07.440 --> 03:05:09.440
Someone's gonna bring it. He's like, yeah, that that seems fine.

2727
03:05:09.479 --> 03:05:11.920
Just make sure you're packed a pair
of pants, you know, and

2728
03:05:11.079 --> 03:05:20.680
like like he's at him and murdering
snake. Yeah, asked you to take

2729
03:05:20.799 --> 03:05:24.559
lethal force if necessary, and it
will be necessary because it is in fact

2730
03:05:24.639 --> 03:05:31.719
required. Prob I'm so excited.
I'm way ahead of you. In fact

2731
03:05:33.600 --> 03:05:37.719
inbound. I'm inbound under his under
his house. The idea of snake crawling

2732
03:05:37.879 --> 03:05:41.120
under his house. He's been there. He's been there for two weeks.

2733
03:05:43.520 --> 03:05:48.159
He's living next to a raccoon and
an ant pill. It's all over him,

2734
03:05:50.079 --> 03:05:52.360
carling in this one his eyes,
and this ant on his brain,

2735
03:05:52.639 --> 03:06:00.680
actually on the inside of his crawling
through his ears for days. He Scott

2736
03:06:00.799 --> 03:06:03.280
answered, his brain. He's like. I've mapped out his entire daily routine.

2737
03:06:05.520 --> 03:06:09.040
At approximately nine am, he always
takes a monster ship. I placed

2738
03:06:09.239 --> 03:06:18.719
four under his plumbing, kills the
toilet, He kills everybody in a wild

2739
03:06:18.879 --> 03:06:26.719
explosion. When he flushes, his
entire property will be gone. He flushes

2740
03:06:26.799 --> 03:06:33.319
and it's actually a mini hydrogen bomb, and he kills. He wants to

2741
03:06:33.559 --> 03:06:37.120
get it. It's the perfect moment. Gets in the boss. He doesn't

2742
03:06:37.200 --> 03:06:41.040
die like a regulars. He goes. I frames He's like, he goes,

2743
03:06:41.120 --> 03:06:45.360
he goes, he goes, he
goes. I've placed it in the

2744
03:06:45.440 --> 03:06:48.360
toilet. If he wants to flush
his life away, I'll help him.

2745
03:06:52.959 --> 03:06:56.600
Idea of him putting on the box
at the perfect moment. Is he just

2746
03:06:58.079 --> 03:07:03.799
he's got the I frames, the
shock wave goes straight through him. Well

2747
03:07:03.840 --> 03:07:09.000
done, snake. There's one less
member of the woke mob. It's been

2748
03:07:09.000 --> 03:07:13.920
a pleasure. What's his name,
Vulcan Raven? With Raven, he's like

2749
03:07:13.360 --> 03:07:18.159
Vulcan Raven's been saying some things about
black lives matter. I doesn't he understand

2750
03:07:18.159 --> 03:07:28.559
that's wrong. All lives matter,
lives matter. He eats snakes and hides

2751
03:07:28.639 --> 03:07:33.680
in the dirt. He goes ill. It's a flack lives matter. I

2752
03:07:33.840 --> 03:07:39.680
just realized I'm half Asian. Gross
blows. Oh my god, do it?

2753
03:07:39.879 --> 03:07:45.200
We have to stop because this will, this will go on. This

2754
03:07:45.360 --> 03:07:48.760
is an amazing one though. I
love this. I just realized that I'm

2755
03:07:48.799 --> 03:07:54.280
half Asian gay. My joy is
all doubtful means. I don't believe you

2756
03:07:54.959 --> 03:08:00.920
that's a terrorist organization. You weren't
born that way. He's joking like Candice

2757
03:08:00.959 --> 03:08:05.319
Owen's documentary, Right, I can't. Can't you believe that? Okay?

2758
03:08:05.399 --> 03:08:11.600
Sure, and you were born fat
too, Sure, big deal? You

2759
03:08:11.799 --> 03:08:16.760
sound real dumb, right, now
I only come to never mind. We

2760
03:08:16.840 --> 03:08:24.639
gotta give goe sounds made up to
me. That's stupid. How would you

2761
03:08:24.719 --> 03:08:28.920
make a holiday? My friend,
my friend Nick Marx is ride. They

2762
03:08:28.920 --> 03:08:35.680
should leave the kids alone making they're
making the kids trance. Yeah, we

2763
03:08:35.760 --> 03:08:39.639
can't. Musical chairs with the chairs
are lady boys with fat cocks? Give

2764
03:08:39.719 --> 03:08:43.239
me, come give me, give
me that which I give me. Come

2765
03:08:43.360 --> 03:08:48.600
give me scene and give me that
which I be needed. It's pretty good

2766
03:08:48.120 --> 03:08:54.120
that the bars bars. I was
gonna ask this question before story. So,

2767
03:08:54.079 --> 03:08:58.479
if you're in a straight relationship,
right, God, if you cheat

2768
03:08:58.600 --> 03:09:01.159
on your house with a gay person, that doesn't count though, right,

2769
03:09:03.040 --> 03:09:05.760
because that's gay cheating. That's not
straight cheating, that's gay. That's gay

2770
03:09:05.840 --> 03:09:11.120
cheating. Right? Can I tell
you something? I kind of I don't

2771
03:09:11.200 --> 03:09:15.280
agree, but I agree more than
I more than I think I should.

2772
03:09:16.040 --> 03:09:18.120
Here's like if my girlfriend cheats.
If my girlfriend were to cheat on me

2773
03:09:18.200 --> 03:09:22.959
with a woman, I would still
be hurt, but it would be significantly

2774
03:09:22.000 --> 03:09:24.959
less paid, feel way less bad. Yeah, because I'd be like,

2775
03:09:24.000 --> 03:09:26.799
oh, well, you were just
hiding something, and it's like, okay,

2776
03:09:26.840 --> 03:09:30.840
that hurts. But like every girl, every girl that if every girl

2777
03:09:30.879 --> 03:09:35.159
would be shattered to death if their
boyfriend cheated on them with a dude,

2778
03:09:35.559 --> 03:09:37.840
Well do you think? So?
Here's the thing. I know Lily would

2779
03:09:37.000 --> 03:09:43.719
cry. So I think jojounderstands that, like how uninterested I am and men

2780
03:09:43.920 --> 03:09:48.680
that if that's somewhere were to happen. I think her first thought would be

2781
03:09:48.799 --> 03:09:54.319
kind of humor, like wait,
you fuck the dude? Like she'd laugh

2782
03:09:54.440 --> 03:09:58.559
at first until she understands you think
the dude. I think like she,

2783
03:09:58.079 --> 03:10:03.000
I feel like she would have a
hard time even understanding how that happened,

2784
03:10:03.040 --> 03:10:07.520
like because it is such a I
have shown not in a like eighty ao,

2785
03:10:07.719 --> 03:10:11.879
there is not a spec of me
showing that like maybe you know,

2786
03:10:11.040 --> 03:10:13.360
like like it would happen to where
it's like, oh I fucked it,

2787
03:10:13.440 --> 03:10:16.479
dude. I think it would take
her a while to even like first believe

2788
03:10:16.559 --> 03:10:20.920
me, and then she'd be like
how how like it would be? It

2789
03:10:20.959 --> 03:10:26.360
would take a while before it's sunk
in the like head to truth like you've

2790
03:10:26.399 --> 03:10:30.200
been oh so what you did cheat? Like it would be a while before

2791
03:10:30.200 --> 03:10:33.840
she was like you did cheat?
Why did you? Like? I think,

2792
03:10:33.959 --> 03:10:37.639
like I feel like it would take
a while before she would be like

2793
03:10:37.799 --> 03:10:41.799
upset because it's so seems so unseerious
and me just plowing some bitch where she'd

2794
03:10:41.799 --> 03:10:46.280
be like, well, I know
you really love pussy, so what the

2795
03:10:46.399 --> 03:10:54.079
fuck? Bro? You know,
Like, yeah, anyway, I've asked

2796
03:10:54.079 --> 03:10:56.920
her. I've asked her about that. All right, let's go. Yeah,

2797
03:10:56.559 --> 03:11:01.079
me Fishy speaking incantations to the pussy, all that spirit box, Freezer,

2798
03:11:01.120 --> 03:11:03.319
calling black sayins the N word.
I'll carpet momb the Gaza strip for

2799
03:11:03.319 --> 03:11:05.959
recorder. John Strickland, my partner, snapped the legs off my Chris rag

2800
03:11:05.079 --> 03:11:09.079
on YouTube and then proceeded to tear
my legs off and self Defense Marks eighteen

2801
03:11:09.120 --> 03:11:13.799
eighty nine, the hit Massive Don
Gay song Girls Make Me hurle Uh.

2802
03:11:16.000 --> 03:11:18.520
The first TURCHI Key David. The
new format makes it easier to jack off

2803
03:11:18.520 --> 03:11:20.879
to this shit. Second Key David
featuring being better than the first to Key

2804
03:11:20.959 --> 03:11:26.079
David, pre Roz poop Cock Richard
Blake eight nine six Eminem scrambling to write

2805
03:11:26.159 --> 03:11:30.440
something after Jason Alexander left him f
y I it's been almost a year since

2806
03:11:30.440 --> 03:11:33.000
Mama JF. Almost a year.
Mama JF is still missing Chris trying to

2807
03:11:33.040 --> 03:11:39.760
read like Papa Papapa. I'm Alex. I'm I'm Alex a s Scorsese's Hulk.

2808
03:11:41.799 --> 03:11:43.559
Yeah. Yeah, after they kill
Frankie Munez from so much abuse,

2809
03:11:43.719 --> 03:11:46.680
it'll be like it will be like
an Edward Norton Mark Ruffalo thing where he's

2810
03:11:46.760 --> 03:11:52.719
like they just don't acknowledge that,
like I'm Alex is replacing Frankie Munis that

2811
03:11:52.159 --> 03:11:58.600
he died, alask Motherfield Tracks,
Texas, State of Salad, Young Sheldon

2812
03:11:58.639 --> 03:12:03.760
shot fifteen times during drive by.
Sue Hulk took on my ass hair as

2813
03:12:03.799 --> 03:12:07.239
Nikky Ziggy, ghost of Mama JF
Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Hugger,

2814
03:12:07.280 --> 03:12:09.200
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromancer, I got consent, Ethery and

2815
03:12:09.239 --> 03:12:20.799
Brogerian Punter and Naphram doctor disrespect thinking
the team's name was sixty Minors and rounding

2816
03:12:20.840 --> 03:12:24.799
out our list, rounding on our
list as always King Uh. Shout out

2817
03:12:24.799 --> 03:12:28.559
to man, shout out to I
just want to say, has been a

2818
03:12:28.760 --> 03:12:31.079
long time supporter. Yeah, yeah, shout out to he's a little support

2819
03:12:31.159 --> 03:12:35.239
right now, Yeah, Groco support
to Sue Hulk if you can't publicly,

2820
03:12:35.600 --> 03:12:37.040
yeah, yeah, so you want
to talk about it on the show,

2821
03:12:39.120 --> 03:12:41.719
saying, like you know, showing
a little sure some love. Yeah,

2822
03:12:41.840 --> 03:12:45.079
you love your sue. We should
have best bud. Yeah, and uh,

2823
03:12:46.239 --> 03:12:52.399
that'll be I don't know. It's
not cheating though, it's not.

2824
03:12:52.639 --> 03:12:54.520
It's just like it's my gay,
it's my gay life, drag king story,

2825
03:12:54.760 --> 03:13:03.959
cheating, that's fine gay. He
starts convulsing and goes a rabbit is

2826
03:13:05.040 --> 03:13:09.159
the biggest, biggest ever. So
what's his motivation? Like? So when

2827
03:13:09.280 --> 03:13:13.040
with everybody else like solid is uh
what are what are there? Are?

2828
03:13:13.120 --> 03:13:18.799
They like seethingly, we have to
go. That is liquid. I feel

2829
03:13:18.840 --> 03:13:24.920
like liquid. He does seem like
I'm queer. What seems queer? All

2830
03:13:24.959 --> 03:13:26.559
right, bye guys, Bye bye
bye