Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look
he's hey. I was just been very by my whole life, and she
tried to hide it for a long time, and everybody was like, we
know you're gay. Bro, like stop yeah, like quit quit fucking playing
with like we know you like guys too, because fucking dudes. Like also
like we know you girls, we know you, we know you're a homo
sex. We we know you're a homo sex. I was a little weird
about it when I was younger, because you know, I was stupid.
And then I was like, dude, you're just so what. Yeah,
I never care because my mom she's my mom's bye. I've known that for
like forever. And then uh, expect well mainly because she's like, oh,
we're gonna go live with my friend and like I'm a kid, and
I'm like, yeah, I already knew. I was already old enough to
know that, like friends don't do that. And then I was like although
enough to be like, okay, whatever, I don't care. And then
we started going to w NBA games all the time, and I was like,
oh, I know what's going on. You're mad gay? I know
what's going on. Here. Man, I've always been viscerally opposed to that
myself. Man, I respect I respect that. I I don't, but
like, I just saw that on fucking uh who was it? I think
it was that Nick we're gonna talk about We're gonna talk about im. I
saw people saying about that guy, like because one of his biggest fans is
like trans or at least in the LGBTQ community, and they're like, hey,
I've your biggest sub and Tier three and all this ship and they're like,
this sucks that you're such a fucking you know, bigot. And then
people are like they ended up saying why can't you disrespect people's beliefs? And
then other people jumped on that person were like, why can't you respect his
beliefs were talked about the last time that he came up. I man,
Yeah, welcome to the Star Thank podcast. Guys podcast. It's a it
is, it is a day. It is. It is a day which
will live in a doctor. Disrespect was fired from his Uh so let me
let me wrap, let me read before we go. So we talk about
something a little more lighthearted, and it really pound into it. No,
we already got into it all right hearted. What's lighthearted? Because I was
I was gonna talk about people being terrible out of their tree and how I
have every single except for the Black the Black God Night whatever his name is.
The first we'll get into that, like we are, come on,
let's get the people what they want. Fuck it all right, this doctor
disrespect was banned on Twitch and and what was it? Was it like twenty
twenty or twenty one? It was way before that. I remember that.
I know that he got busted for the cheating thing. The cheating scandal happened
in twenty That was funny seventeen that they caught him cheating and Cotton show when
he he like he just went on stream and like admitted it or not in
character. Yeah, you can see his eyes, no wig, he has
a hat on and he's like, I've been unfaithful. Yeah, he was
crying, and I was just like, you're a bitch. Like like the
whole idea, the whole idea of I can't stand people that now it felt
genuine, but the whole thing is, like my thing is you cry behind
the scenes, get it out, deal with it. Tell your audience that,
hey, guys, I'm sorry. Whatever happened. You know, I've
been in situations where I've never cheated, but I've been in situations where like
my heart was broken and I just let them know what's going on. And
now I'm not on like I'm emotional record, Like I hate that. I
hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate I can't
be emotional on camera. Actually, I think that's a good thing. Sociopathy.
I think it's just like I think it's a good thing. I can't
be like, I can't I can't cry, like if someone like immediately there's
a camera and I'm crying, I stopped crying and my tears go back and
I start saying slurs. I'm like, yeah, so I don't know what.
I don't exactly know the situation because I just didn't care about this guy.
Like this guy was like a big streamer kind of he was a call
Diddy guy, right, like that was like his it was first it was
PUBG. He was a big quote guy, fucking cesspool of a fucking video
game. And then you hate pub g G game for years. Dude,
I just think it really fucking sucks, and I think people have gasolt.
I think people who like that game have gasoled themselves into thinking that it's a
good game. I heard it over Fortnite, to be honest, but I'd
like so much more. But I became indifferent though. Yeah, it was
at a certain point. That's uh, the reason why I didn't fuck with
PUBG. It was like thirty bucks, and I'm like, it's not to
me. It wasn't worth it. It was it was. It was so
clearly unfinished. It wasn't worth like thirty bucks, and I was like,
oh, I like, I like the shitty vibe of it a bit.
I like it was euro You don't even reminded me of those euro jank games.
Yeah you ever played those where there's like that there's something here. But
it's like, this is so jank and fucked. I felt like none of
the guns work, Like I would shoot people and then it would just wouldn't
hit him. I'm like, what is going on? Did they design this
right? PUBG was the where the infamous PETI Pie breached, of course,
So that's what I mean, like the game, the game people were culture.
That's a dungeon in my D and D campaign. I'm being dead serious.
You got to get through the bridge. If you say the n word,
you get advantage for the whole entire session. Does anybody ever do it?
I want Lily to do it. I want to be Lily. Lily,
you can save the whole party if you say one thing like I don't
want to do everybody. Everybody level nine, they work from level one.
Die. You always make me throw to say the end. She said it
twice though, still twice. I want to get her twice and within your
entire relationship. She never she never said it you directed to somebody. She's
only read it and then mistakenly repeated it. Well, I mean, how
often is it direct someone? How do you mistakenly repeat it? She read
something that said it not thinking she was just reading things like twitch chat or
something. Sometimes that happens to me, like sometimes I'll like read like a
big message in the middle of twitsch chat, and then like halfway through I'll
realize that like then worth six times, and you're like, oh yeah,
yeah, after the sixth one, oh shit, my bad. After the
seventeenth one, I'm like, five minutes later, oh my bad, I
said the end. Guys streams off one time I said it on your stream
by mistake, And I don't know why. I said it, What do
you mean? I said, like easy N word? And you were like,
why did you say that? And I was like, why did you
say my bad? Did you use was it hard? R? Yes?
And I was like probably why did you say? Like why did you say
that? And I was like, I don't know why I said that?
No, why did you say that? We won't? I won't. I
already did it. I didn't partake. I didn't partake. It's gonna go
still, not technically about that. It's just an impression of a fella anyway,
Doctor disrespect, doctor dick in check. I don't know. Doctor Disrespect
got banned from Twitch a while ago, at twenty seventeen, twenty whatever a
while ago, and nobody really knew the reason why. It was just kind
of big mystery. People were joking about it. I think I saw like
a clip of the Twitch CEO on like some random person and stream kind of
joking about it. Everybody's like the guy asked him like, oh, why
was doctor disrespect man? He was like, oh, well, you see,
aliens took control of his body and we had to save the humanity by
banning m or cute yeah, cute, yeah, yeah, very cute,
very cute way to talk about it. But so everybody's been curious about why
this is, why this is? And it recently came out that a Twitch
I think it was like an ex twitch employee, So yeah, an x
twitch employee. Yeah, on Twitter. And here's the thing about that fucking
and I think why there was so much discourse was because of this guy being
kind of a weasel. Yeah, he's a scumbag all He's a fucking weasel.
Where he came out and finally dropped the information like here it is,
this is what happened. He was texting a minor and whisper, you know,
twitches on the twitches whispers, which, by the way, I don't
know why they even why would you call your DM's service whisper whispers. It's
like it's so inherently it is actual. He's so inherently creep creepy that I
have actually straight up never used twitches d ms for that reason. I don't
have never been a one I've never sent. I received answer, I received
a code from from a game. Somebody sent me a game. That's all
I remember from Whisper, And I thought because somebody sent me bitcoin at some
point and I'm like, oh my god, I can't find it. I
thought it was Whisper. It wasn't that. And I've been you might be
fucking loaded, dude, bitcoin. Even if it was a few To be
honest, this was a while ago, like this was like twenty sixteen.
I think it was a good amount away. I can't find time out,
time out. I can't get timeout. It wasn't like i'd be a millionaire,
but I probably have like probably a cool six figures time out there.
Yeah, why the fuck are you here? Instead of searching for that fucking
bitcoin, I already did it. No, here's the thing. Oh no,
you didn't. I'll help you search if you give me a small fright,
here will help you scour. Listen, listen, listen. When I
saw bitcoin hit like above thirty thirty k, I looked everywhere. Here's the
problem. Since bitcoin wasn't ship all them years ago, I didn't give a
fuck. And I'm pretty sure I just because I every once in a while
every few years. I should do it more often. But every few years
I empty all of my Yahoo inbox and I don't have like and I was
like, oh no, there was probably like a couple of bitcoin five bitcoin
in there or something, and I'm like, fuck, hey, it's way
worse. There's people. There's a guy yet it has that's on his computer.
It's on it's like old a computer and it he doesn't remember how to
get into it and he has like he's literally thousands of bit. Well,
that would drive me insane. I think I think I would be babbling.
Would I wouldn't be speaking. I would turned into brainiact and put my hands
in the computer and activated. I have to doesn't make it work. I
would be like I'd be talking like rip a rou from fucking Crash Bandicoot the
the rest of my life, just giggling up a storm. But anyway,
how did we so that guy? Well, uh, I don't know,
I have no idea about whatever, but yeah, so the guy whisper whisper
we were talking about whispered terrible terrible name for a service. Yeah really just
weird. Uh. But so apparently like doctor disrespect was sending inappropriate messages?
Were they exchanging inappropriate messages with a minor through the Twitch whispers service? Yeah?
Just crazy. And this employee, this ex Twitch employee, came out
about it like on like a random Friday Night out of nowhere. He's been
feeling himself here it is, case closes here it is. But he was
also kind of like there were people were searching his Twitter history saw that like
he was. He was using it as like a way to kind of get
attention for his band, where it's like, hey, come to the show
and I might I might tell you why he got why he got banned or
whatever. Sell out the pre sell tickets, and then I'll let you know
the reason why he got banned, which is pretty However, I don't know.
I could see myself making that joke. To be honest with you.
Well, it's the problem is since he since it turns out he actually knew
that. Yeah, it's like I guess he really he looked up because he
would take he would actually be withholding the information. Yeah, yeah, totally.
I guess before because when I saw that and why there was other discourse
of people thinking, I don't believe this motherfucker, which I understood why they
didn't believe him, because he was just willy nilly, just abusing that information
in a in a in a in a gainful way, and so there's people
like, fuck this guy, this probably isn't real. Let's wait for shit
to come out. But then the way that doctor disrespect was behaving dude immediately
like it was I see the video of him finding out. Oh yeah,
the music, Yeah that was we'll get to that. Yeah, that's that
is a poetic moment. If ever, that's magical. It is magical.
But I don't, Oh my fucking god. I just the way he talked
about it to me was immediately I was like, oh, this guy did
it, And it was so transparently obvious that anybody who didn't see that I
have to genuinely question. I have to genuinely be like, how do you
not? And you're like, oh, we gotta wait for evidence. It's
like I understand that from like a legal perspective for sure. Yeah, like
and is until proven guilty. But bro, the way that he was like
he was fond of the guy who reported on it. Yeah, and he
was like, listen, I know it's a hot topic, but no wrongdoing
was acknowledged. I was paid out, And I was like, that is
not good. And if people were asking you, like did you sexivide her?
Are you just like, no wrongdoing was acknowledged, And I'm like that
is he did it. I'm like, say no. The fact if you
can't say no, no you did it. Yeah, pup no. The
fact that you know there's it's weird for a couple of reasons. Number one,
A good politician just lies, right right, A good politician just lies.
They don't even do the lawyer speak like, they just say no.
I like Trump was like, I never said I never said lock locker up,
like literally in it like in Hillary, I never said lock her up.
There's like a million I love him, dude, I love when he
was like he was. He lied about everything. He lied about literally everything.
But he lied about the fucking giving a girl the money. Then he
verbally say, didn't lie about it. He lied about the six then said,
oh I didn't tell them to go. He lied about fucking what was
the other thing he did withholding the fucking fole You should have give him back?
Yes, every social And then they were like you did that, and
people are like, no, he didn't. It's like, bro, it's
right there, No, it was a I He's like, what is him?
He's like, I was the name of the guy. The fucking bigs
like the aliens are like aliens are fucking the toad. That's something that's that's
amazing. I like that. But he's like him, well, he's like
he's lied so much that he doesn't even know he's lying anymore. It's just
like I'm just well, I just feel helped him. Why wouldn't you?
Why would at this point he's leaned into it to him when he's like,
yeah, you know, he knows he has he's got like the biggest non
religious cult in the world, and so he can just whatever he says is
gospel. That's a great place to be in. And the fuck up thing
is doctor disrespect is in that position because there's people, even after the lawyer
speaks, still trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. So if
he would have just leaned into the tactical politician of like I did nothing,
No, I didn't sex anyone, nothing happened, Like if you had just
been straight up denied, like nothing happened. Fuck you dude. Whoever that
guy was like, keep your fucking mouth, get into the doctor disrespect uh
persona and be like fuck you do, fuck you bro. Whatever I'm gonna
fucking you know, I'm gonna do sixty no scopie or whatever. It was
no sex thing. He was just like really venting to a kid, like
nothing. So it was just on Drake first of all. He would say
that that's kind of thing. It's like people were people were like doing really
jumping over themselves trying to figure out how to justify this. They were like,
well, maybe he didn't know the age of the person, and and
that would that would kind of be a massive part of the puzzle, wouldn't
it. It's like, yeah, it would be. It would be such
a massive part of the puzzle that you think he would say I would say
it. He would say that if I were him and that actually happened to
me and I was talking to somebody and it turned out that they were like
underaged, and like I didn't I genuinely didn't know, and I stopped it,
I would say I didn't fucking know. Yeah, I don't think that.
You know how many people are catfished. That happens a lot, probably
that's a real so like why the fuck if that was the truth. He
would have said that maybe if Caviston didn't do anything wrong and they go to
court and like they get like prosecuted and they're like, I didn't know I
watched the whole video of it was so it was the saddest thing ever.
Was a young black man in Florida. He was genuinely talking to this woman,
this girl who was like she lied about age. She was fifteen,
and she said she was like eighteen or nineteen, right, he was like
about nineteen. She looked way older than she did. Sure he suck with
her. He was like officer. He was like like like, well,
judge, I didn't know. And then she admitted I lied on my age.
You're like sorry in Florida. I was gonna say, Florida, young
black men in Florida, if the only thing you can get in trouble,
no matter what, even if he didn't know, is if you have like
pictures, because no matter what, it's still like not good to happen.
But the point, kid, yeah, seven years for no for literally for
just being that's Florida. He's black. Okay, get we get point.
The point is, what was that story so sad? Uh? He did
it? Yeah? Like and it's and it's so it was so readily and
immediately obvious to anybody with even the slightest if you've if you have one point
in perception you you saw this immediately. Anyone that's not a megafan of his,
Yeah, anyone that's not like because it was pretty obvious, even even
people, some people that I even respect, I was like, oh,
it's weird, Like you're completely not reading what he's saying. The quartering with
there's of course he did. I didn't see anything, but of course he
of course he would, so this all so we're skipping ahead a little bit.
Like all this comes out, there's a huge discourse. What the fuck
is going on? He comes out, he makes these like weird like legalese
statements where he's like, you know, no wrongdoing was acknowledged with crazy bass,
it's insane. Uh. And another day passes, right, and he
gets kicked off his he gets kicked from his company because his company did an
internal investigation. And here's the thing about that. Right, people were like,
they did not jump on the bandwagon. They actually wait, they assumed
that he was in his and then made the They took the necessary steps once
they figured out that there was truth to some of this. Yea, right,
and they were like, well, we're gonna get rid of you.
And here's the thing about that game. In that studio like twelve Am or
like in that society whatever it is, that game without doctor disrespect is purposeless.
So their decision to cut ties with him speaks volumes. That is like
a megaloued thing. And I understand that some people get fired from companies for
like very very note for very few for like no reason. That is not
the case with something like this. Yeah, that game hinges on his involvement.
Literally, it's marketed around him. He founded the studio. It's all
about him. So if he and everyone there thought that this game has a
better shot at succeeding without my involvement at this company than it does with me
at this company knowing what's about to come out, that is beyond damning.
That's proof. That's that's straight up proof. Like I don't know what to
tell people, like they didn't they they assumed he was innocent, which I
think is the right thing to do. Like you you can't just like go
off of basis allegations. And by the way, if there was nothing ever
found, he would still be at that studio. If there was nothing there,
he would still be there because because the prevailing wisdom at a studio like
well, we need this guy for our game to succeed and he's not guilty,
so fucking whatever. There's rumors about so much, who cares, it's
it blew my mind the way people were acting to this. And then you
know, there's that clip that Sweeney was talking about where he found out live
on stream, presumably that he got like axed, and it's like right after
he beat like one of the elder ring bosses, Bail Bay Bail, I
don't know whatever, but it was right after one of those, and then
he's like, this is how we run shit. And then he looks over
his phone and he's just silent, and then that ominous music music. It's
so fucking defeat, Like defeat is like, yeah, this is how we
do things over here, and he's just it's crazy, and they just staring
off and I'm like, I saw that a few days ago, like two
I think two days ago or something, well before I went to bed,
and uh, I was I kind of I hate that you can't see likes
anymore because there's I want I want people. I wanted people to see that
like that. I'm like, yeah, being ahead of the curve, like
I'm like, of course, this motherfucker's guilty like, here's this. I
like, like, basically I was this banking shit. Yeah I said it.
I said, like I said, based on how this dude is talking
about this my personal opinion, he definitely did that ship. Yeah. People
were all up in, like what are you talking about? There's no evidences,
Like, I know, there's no evidence, like what but you can
observe. I don't know, man, it looks bad. It looks bad
people people walks and talks like a duck sometimes, you know, more often
than not, if you can't say I didn't sex a minor, you,
if you can't just say that you did it, I mean, isn't sorry,
isn't this like a a testament to how fucked we are? Like when
you think of the Internet, the Internet's ability, we just show cognitive like,
dude, it sends the Internet a number one more interaction, right,
So this is there is no shade to my girlfriend. I love you all
my heart, Lily. Lily was a very big fan of David Brick.
David Brick right, yeah, from a long time before before because I was
a fan of his box for a little bit, right and I was like,
oh, this guy's kind of just kind of boring. Whatever the ship
came about him, right, Lily, he was he did often give people
stuff and all that stuff. He fucking almost killed buddy, he almost killed
his from the fucking four club. Whatever. He almost I mean, I
guess whatever. I mean, just gross negligence and and and the the most
negligence. And then the girl getting like sexually assaulted him kind of pushing for
that to happen. They're kind of like, not him pushing to happen,
but he kind of like he facilitated, heated it that people in his group.
There was some guy named Dirty Dan, I think Dom whatever. Dirty
kind of facilitated some fun ship happened, right, And I was like,
look, this guy's kind of an asshole, but for her perception of him,
he's always been a nice guy. And I was like, honey,
he kind of sucks. Yeah, he kind of sucks. And what happened
is then just start a rolling now him just being a constantly a cunt,
a dick had a dick, had a dick at over and over again.
Yeah. And I was like, Lily, that's what happened. She was
like not and even even things like no that I'm sitting back and I'm watching
it, happen. He's like, yes, this guy's kind of terrible.
That's what happens. You know, you get like you like fens of couples
explained when through a tail spend of being a huge cunt, I'd be like,
wait, guys, there's probably a reason let's talk about this. I
don't I care about I'm grown up to attachment to that character. I understand.
I I personally I don't have that. I don't I don't have that.
My thing is there is just from watching stuff like I got interested in
watching a lot of uh, the Serial murderer Ship, the documentaries. I'm
just the psychological and how people are capable of doing crazy shit like that.
And then when you think about most of them, the I'm pretty much almost
all of them, they had a normal wife of them, and so you
just don't know what some people are capable or what they're doing behind closed doors,
and so I always leave. I'm like, I give everybody the benefit
of the doubt. But once something fucked up comes out about something, I'm
like, that sucks. I'm not like it's not true, oh to me,
I'm like that that sucks because capable of doing anything. Really, it's
more For me, I hope that didn't happen, of course, that's that's
the here's the thing for me. It's like I think anybody, a lot
of people are capable of bad things. I also think people are capable of
lying, And so here's the thing. It's like, that's kind of thing.
It's like, all right, all right, well, what it really
is an Okham's Razor type situation? Right, you have an ex Twitch employee
who maybe he could be in the know, but like there's a chance he
might not be in the know about this kind of thing, and he might
be using this bullshit to sell tickets. If I didn't know and I worked
at Twitch, I would probably make stupid jokes like that. So like,
okay, maybe, but then he comes out with like an actual accusation.
It's like, hmm, okay, well, okay, Okham's Razor time.
Why the fuck would a struggling this dude who's trying to sell tickets to his
band, ex employee of Twitch, clearly not made of money, Why the
fuck would he just say something like that knowing if it's false, he's gonna
get sued into oblivion? Why would you say that? Now? People are
stupid, so it's like, okay, there's a fifty to fifty with that.
That was my position. That's a kind of a wild thing to say
with no reason, and then another person kind of comes up to corroborate.
It's like hmm, okay, well still, you know, people hate all
sorts of people for no good reason, and people make up shit all the
time. Okay, we'll see. And then his response that was when I
was on board. His response tell you fucking everything. That was when I
was on board, Like when I was because to me, the I didn't
trust the person because of their actions, Trier of these ticket thing because there's
a lot of insane people that do things and they throw their lives away for
the dumbest shit, for cloud and all this stuff. So that I'm saying,
yeah, so I was still you know, if I was using Aukham's
razor before that, I was still like, I don't know about this guy.
I'm neutral. I was still at me personally. I was still neutral
at the point until Doctor Disrespect came out and responded to that guy, and
I was just like, oh, it was so like, like what did
I respond with Mike armantrout Ermit Trout Like he was just like, look like
the reply of them just looking because I'm like I had Patrick Patrick saying we
were we were? What the is this? At that point, it's like,
bro, this is what annoys me. Like I said, like,
this is society and how we get such shitty politicians and how we keep getting
the same fucking assholes voted in that are bought and paid for because people just
believe what people fucking say, even when they're being so shitty and vague about
things, you know, the politician lawyers speak. They just still listen to
his post too, where he came out and admit and admitted it basically he
was. When he started, I was like, listen, man, I'm
gonna no filters. He let's read this. Yeah, it's such a crazy
fucking tweet because it's just this long essay and he says, no filter,
man, I'm gonna give you, give it to you straight up. I've
always been straight. And then it's just full of legal ease. And then
he edited it. Did you see the edit? Three times? Did you
see it? Did you see the edit? So so he wrote he wrote,
uh, were there? Just skip to the part where he admits the
thing where he's like were there messages with a with a with a minor individual
or an individual minor? It said, so the part that he hold on
so right here, so where it starts off because it's long as it's fucking
long and winded. You know why though, right it's it's so like what
no I'm saying. It's like it's it starts with this long preamble. So
like the first thing you see is at I you know, the admission.
It's it's crazy. Let's cut to the bullshit the law enforced and foremost so
like to apologize, blah blah blah the shit. It's like, Okay,
apologizing fucking years after it happened is already bullshit. If you're apologetic, you
would apologize right away, you know, like him apologizing to his wife probably
behind the scenes when he was first unfaithful. Yeah, but let's see the
reason why he edited this fucking thing. Because where it says, were there
were there twitch whisper messages with an individual back in twenty seventeen, that's what
it said, an individual minor? And then he switched it and was like,
oh that sounds bad. Yeah, he edited minor out. Yeah,
And then when people are like we can see you, you can see the
prior message. It just puts a new one on top. So then he
just reverted back to it because he's like, I've already exposed it. So
yeah, individual with an individual minor back between seventeen the answer is yes,
So were there real intentions behind these messages? The answer is absolutely not,
which is obviously fucking bullshit. Well that's a common line on Chris Hansen's show,
and this is the weird thing. But say, but here's the thing
where you immediately completely contradicts himself when he says were their intentions behind it?
He says absolutely not. And then the next thing he says is these were
casual, mutual conversations that sometimes leaned too much in the direction of being inappropriate.
That's the next thing he says, all filters, by the way,
these are all filters. These are all filters to soften the blow of what
he said. But it's just like, do say, were there any like
intentions and then say it leaned into inappropriate conversations? At some point I'm like,
then, what is the intent, pussy, Like, what is thet
he meant? There were no intentions to like like what he means like I
wasn't gonna fuck her, but I swear I was like, that's now.
I didn't mean I was just gonna get nudes from her or something, because
it's obvious. Somebody said, and I don't remember who it was, if
it was somebody that was associated with Twitch or someone who was just like putting
things together, like I think Twitch intervened before things got weird. And the
thing, this, this whole situation was so fucking embarrassing that they swept another
rug because Twitch is protecting a potential predator by not fucking coming out and saying
we asked doctor disrespect because he was fucking messaging some fucking miners. Yeah,
and the responsible it's fucking And so they paid him out to make this all
go away. Yeah, they paid out his contract so they could just get
rid of him and not have to deal with legal repercussions from breaking the contract.
It's basically how I look at it. And then there was like listen,
go do whatever it is you do elsewhere. We don't want to be
associated with you. We don't want the headline Twitch pedophile or like twit you
know what I mean, Like, yeah, famous Twitch, the streamer talks
to miners like, that's bad for our platform because they're a global business and
they don't don't need that shit. They can care less about. People were
like I just couldn't believe how many people were like, well, so you're
saying so you're saying that twitch Amazon and dozens of employees hid nasty information and
swept under the rug. I'm like, where have you been? I fucked.
I couldn't believe that ship. What are you talking about? Are you?
Oh? Yeah, do you know what Boeing is? Are you stupid?
Stupid? People think everyone missing. Remember that guy was like, yo,
if I killed myself, I didn't kill my you would never do something
like I thought we were past this when Jeffrey Epstein, I fucking couldn't believe
that. It was crazy. But the Boeing one was even wild because he
literally, he literally said, honey, if I end up dead, I
did not kill myself. Yeah, there's I mean. And then a week
and a half later he was dead and a lot of I saw, so
I went down a rabbit hole of there's this really controversial YouTuber back in the
day. I always forget his fucking name that it has to there's like Buddha
in it or something. He was making these many documentaries and it turns out
Buddha, right, that's it, that's it. He he got into the
right somehow he got inspired by Like he's one of those people that started off
neutral and then he went down that actual pipeline. Because I haven't met that
many people that actually did that. You hear it all the time. Yeah,
But that was somebody who like was making content and somehow it was like
black writard, spinter guy mix a lot of sense and then started like making
the Jewish Question documentaries. But then something else happened to him, like he
went into an insane asylum or something. They got fifty and fifty and they
that he destroyed his hard drive. So who knows what was on his hard
drive. So but why I bring him up is because before that happened,
before the insane stuff, he was on one of those offshoot websites. It
wasn't on YouTube anymore. Uhh yeah, bit shoot something like that, and
he had these documentaries exposing pedophiles and like elite pedophiles, and I was like,
I love these documentaries because a lot of times they're just insane and there's
like nothing connecting anything and I like, these people are fucking hilarious, but
this ship. Some of the shit that he showed actually kind of fucked me
a little bit. I had to like talk to people invent where I was
like, Okay, I saw some footage. I don't know if I can
justify it as like what was this? Like I saw these little girls that
were in like a like servant like Toga's little little and it was like cell
phone foot is like exposing what's happening behind the scenes. And I was like,
is what movie would this be? Is this a movie? What movie
would this be? With these little girls? He showed shit. He also
said Tom Hanks is a big patafile was hilarious. That that was like I've
heard that a lot. That shit was crazy. The connected dots was actually
kind of kind of crazy, but I can't collaborate that. Yeah, but
I saw things in there what I'm saying and bringing up where you said,
oh, if they do something to me, I didn't kill myself. A
guy was like, I am completely fine and if anything happens like and then
I think it was in the same week he jumped off a passage of the
freeway and I was like, I jumped into an intersection. I was like,
bro, this is and you said when Epstein often all because it's like
this shit's real, there's part of it because you want to be like this
is all fake bullshit. But then when we all experienced Epstein together, it
made me think about that footage I saw. I was like, bro,
there's some weird ship going on, and extrapolate that to something like Twitch trying
to sweep a scan onto the rock Like this in comparison, it's like child's
play. It's not the of course, but dude, it really is like
of the things that I have seen companies do or know that companies. Dude,
even like governments, Like this is really like mine, like no pun
intended minor ship. It really is like the lowest I swear to you.
I'm not trying. You're hot, you know NBA used to hit the second
side. You're like, you know, I'm hot, but I'm too too
old for the doc unfortunately. I think No, man, I just couldn't
believe people were to like and people were talking about like it's just like,
well that's so unbelievably why would Twitch do that? And it's just like,
dude, I don't I don't know what I don't want to tell you.
I really honestly like, I don't know what to tell a person like that
because it I don't know. I don't know how you have a phone,
ken type, understand how words make sentences, and not understand that corporations do
shady illegal ship all the fucking time. If a company is making billions of
dollars, they're not doing good ship. It's it's but if you if you
are making millions of dollars, you are unfortunately, by the nature, if
you're making that much journey if you get hundreds of millions, that you start
even millions. If you're making millions, you are. If not, if
you've made a million dollars or you've made give me like the company or individually
period. I feel like, if you're making millions of dollars, unfortunately are
very likely involved in some I'm not a good practice. To me, it's
a little bit of a stretch because entertainer, there's a lot of people I
can make a lot of money. The problem is the use of the problem
is like it's like even when people bring up Hassan, they're like, oh,
look at this rich socialists. I'm like they've never listened to Hassan speak,
like one time, they'll just see like him raging or saying dumb shit,
because that's the entertaining stuff. Clip him. He streams for a million
hours a day, he's gonna say some stupid shit because who the fuck wouldn't
whose brain wouldn't be fried for stream for fucking eight hours. So but when
he talks about he's like, bro, I just want rich fucking people to
pay their goddamn taxes. And he's like, it's not that you can't be
rich, pay your fucking taxes, so then we can build infrastructure so we
can have better education. All these people do things like we were just talking.
I was just talking about the art industry recently, where you'll have these
bogus fucking people that think their art's good. You know, those joels,
they'll do a squiggly line and they'll sell for like thirty thousand, and like,
the reason why that shit got popped up is because people that are rich
will invest in these people buy their shit, donate it to some fucking museum
or something, and then tax write it off. So they'll buy millions of
dollars worth of art, donate it and then the millions that they made will
offset and they didn't pay any fucking tax. Or they buy it, they
kill them. It becomes with a bunch of money and set like that's real
also too, people think that's insane. Happened? What are you talking about?
Because people's artists think skyrocket as soon as they die, that's right.
Oh, like it's skyrockets. But that has that been a document? Is
there? Like in documents? I feel like it has to be real.
That makes sense to me. But like you buy it, you buy it
and the little shoot a hand and then right in the fucking face and you're
like, wow, this British this forty five thousand dollars apportra it is now
worth three million, walk out with it. Everybody him is quiet arts gallery,
just like bro. I fucking hate the art. I love art.
I hate the industry so much. I used to uh, my ex girlfriend
in twenty twelve, her best friend and her dad was like a prominent artist
in the area. So I would go to his exposed every once in a
while. And the people in there, the people in there, and and
one fascinating people, the people that is a shut up for Because my grandmother
was a doctor so be, knowing that she knew a lot of wealthier people
in the city. Yeah, so I would go to fucking operas and when
I was no, I shouldn't have been there. Obviously I should not have
been. I was a little ass kid, of course not, but I
was hurt. I'm a Negro, shouldn't be Neither were my grandmother. Of
course it's a half breathe. But I was like, go to and the
people that were at these things were so stuck up and not cool, and
my grandmother'd be like, kingsould just sit down and like I know this person
through some random ship like the NAACP or like random organizations, and like I
would be like, these people are so not fun. And then they bring
their kids, and their kids would not be fun, and I'm just like,
dang, I hate this. Dan. You guys weren't like kids like
you weren't in it together, like this sucks, and no bonding they they
were infected to was the best when you were a kid, because they didn't
just like you gang up with all the other kids and be like this event
fucking sucks. Let's destroy this. That was my favorite. Honestly, I
think like like when I think about like spond memories from really was like that
when you were stuck with other kids in a situation that you just didn't want
to be in, and you would like leave, You would like meander off
in like a in like a pack to go to like shoot bay Blades and
the fucking for me in private school and like weird names up and I was
just like you live in a bronx, I live on a grand concourse.
Yeah, it's the weirdest mixes is private schools in fucked areas that existed.
That's where I was. I was. I was in Catholic school for like
the until like I think fifth grade, and it was the weirdest, the
weirdest ship because it was a run down Gatholic school and it was like you,
I think it's abandoned now I think I've been. I've been thinking about
going back back home to shoot it. And that's because it's like a castle.
It's like, are the school that I went to looks like Hogwarts almost,
but like if it was like the fourth of the size skill no budget
at all. One of my friends goes to the school she's in, she's
in Glasgow. She goes to the school that oh that they use that they
use for Hogwarts. It's a real place. Yeah, this is a college.
I actually always thought it was just like fucking I don't even know.
I never thought it like I would assume that if I thought about it,
that oh, this is like a set or something, you know, you
know the castle on the Hudson there's a castle on the Hudson River, like,
like the fucking it might not be a It was definitely like some sort
of war should happened there, but it was a castle in Hudson. It
was like a like a like a like a garrison, like pretty much,
yeah like that. And I was just like, this place is so shitty.
Who lived? What lived here? What? There's fucking game boys here?
Where's the like? How can I watch my poor this place? There's
there's not a single digimon to be seen. Me just tearing the place up
like a fucking dragon. I'm looking for some sort of and looking for some
sort of Japanese media to quelt me. And I'm barreling through that place.
I jump, and I go straight through the fro the top four to to
the bottom like a meteorite. At this place is absolutely gay, And I
lost the little walls, like, Oh, it's so funny now I think
about it. I remember going to school, we would pass this building that
was clearly abandoned, and I didn't think anything of it. I was like,
oh, I guess some buildings are abandoned. That's okay, I guess
not supposed to happen. I know, even back then, like now,
it's like now, there's a lot of abandoned buildings, but back then it
was kind of at least like in the areas that like my parents would willingly
take me towards. Didn't see that a lot like going you never saw those
never really. It was in yank was even that far from where I live.
They didn't pay attention to him. Maybe look up. Look up for
the people at home. Look up Saint Dennis Catholic School, which also,
by the way, I didn't believe there was a Saint Dennis. That seems
insane. Yeaht Denise saw maybe, but it wasn't They would call it Saint
Dennis. Yeah, even the weirdest Catholic school ever Broight. If you look
it up, it looks crazy like the building was insane. It's like it's
abandoned. Chris, I really wonder how much. It would be probably a
little more, probably a little more. It probably be a lot since it's
a castle. It really it really looks insane, uh New York property probably
Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be. It's gonna rundown kind of party onngres.
But like it's still it's a castle. Still still like they're gonna buy
that ship up and then eventually, like somebody basically was gonna happen if you
bought it and if you didn't immediately sell it to somebody who wanted to gentrify
the area, they would shoot you in the face. Yeah, but it's
not it's not good to have tell you what somebody in our audience, in
our homeless audience, buy that building and uh send me the deed in r
PO. But the idea, the idea of having a castle was crazy.
I feel like if I had a castle, the person out to become immediately
is not a good person. I would tear it down and put a shakeshack
there. I was immediately, I would immediately start invading other places, like
in a nerea take over buildings, just wait just for the castle. Yeah,
Like I'm gonna invade the rest of his place. What do you.
I'm taking over it, but it's still It's just that you're still you though
I know. But I was like, I can get warriors, I can,
I can? I can. You think you would be emboldened by the
fact that you now and I don't deserve power at all because I would change.
I've been too nice for too long. I mean that is that is
that? Is that real? Isn't that? I don't think that's how it
works. I feel like people always say, because you know, people do
say money changes you, but I think it's just an amplifier of your your
more repressed tendency. Yeah, I think that it's I mean, there's a
game that we've been talking about recently and I've been playing recently. But they
say that about the the the leader of the of the gang. They say
that about like, oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. But
like they say, like, oh no, I think this is what he's
just becoming who we who he truly is. I do think money can.
The issue is if you're unsure of yourself. I think money can. If
you have not figured out who you are yet and then you get an influx
of money, I think that will fuck you and I will put you down
like many different passes you're probably not supposed to. Yeah, if you that's
true, like if you don't have like a because I feel like most people
already have their moral compass set in stone by the time they're like fucking in
high school or something. Yeah, I feel like not. But I feel
like your early twenties you figure out who you are. I defintely disagree with
that. I think you figure out certainly. I think your morals there's a
piece of stuff, Like you're way too old to be figuring out your moral
compass by the time you figure out. I think you figure out your pieces
because for me, like I've always been relatively mean, you know, same
with Chris Don't just for years. It always been us for the most part.
But as you live and you experience more, but itself like move on
your own, figure out your ask you something, because I'm not talking about
you establishing yourself as just like a person on this earth, your moral compass,
like think about what you believed in as let's just say the most part,
it's it's all still the same, probably all relatively still exactly what I
mean. But I feel like I think it's just like your humor and and
your morals. By the time you're pretty much you have hair on your nuts,
you kind of more or less you're gonna you stay relatively that I agree
relatively yeah, you know, because I feel like the person you build.
But I feel like, what did you what do you drastically not believe in
anymore that you believe in women's rights, But like I'm really against that shit
now. But like before I was like, oh yeah, my Grandma's awesome.
Look I think I would say, like I I think there are certain
things that people go through that will that will test those things. Though no,
you're right, I was gonna say, even to counter my own argument
is say a renounced racist, like say, so there's something that you can
experience, something like Derek Vineyard in American history X going to prison, getting
his ass fucked, and then experiencing that, Like why are my racist is
stupid? You know, like people can have like life changing events. I
don't want to have any changes like that. You change, like like like
you want to get specifically want to get ass for it's a little late,
but but I want to experience something people like I want to huge change of
perspective. But I thought that my perspectives are pretty decent. Yeah, age
one, it might be like a really bad like the people that like go
through I was on the left and and I and I became a very considered
person. It's like, what could do that to me? Yeah? Yeah,
I think we could do that. I think a lot of people who
say that because like I think, I remember I didn't know who they were.
Well, they also don't know what that mean. Like when I was
like a kid, I thought like I thought I was a Republican because my
dad was. And that's just kind of what you know what I mean,
I think that's not really like if I really think back to like where my
morals were always, it was never like a right they were never right way
at all. I think of back when I was younger and I was around
a lot of people that were Caribbean Hispanic also that had like homophobic tendencies,
and I emilated that because I was like, oh, I thought it was
bad, you know. I thought, like the reason why people don't like
this, you bad boy, you know. And I and I think back
on that and I'm like, why did I think that was bad? I
was like, they can't help it. Well, for me, sopif then
what's the problem with so even like when I was younger, right, like
I had a gay friend, Like even before I was didn't I did?
I had one gay friend only whyever only one? Ever? One? I
found it were but I had one gay friend. And when I figured,
like when he really confessed to me that he was home sexual, I knew
for years obviously this kid is probably gay. You pushed you pushed him,
They pushed them, kissed him hard. I was like, you're still sure
and walked away. Can you kiss the gad of someone like you? He's
gay? He's a liar? My gunnars? Did it weird? Imagine kissing
someone so hard and awkwardly, like they don't want to be gay anymore,
Like it was such a bad experience for them, the way you like just
no fantasticy like you can't. It's almost like the ability to read the room
failing spectacularly, but with your hands somehow like roll you're touching all the wrong
places. You roll a slide of hands, check and you fuck up and
you end up punching the lock instead of trying to pick. But yeah,
when I really thought about it, I was just like, this is there's
nothing wrong with this because I figured out, like the said, understanding plights
of people, and I was like, why does anyone hit anyone for anything?
Really? It's all really stupid. Let's see. I remember when I
was, when I was, I used to not be racist, and then
and then so I mean really and and then and then I lived with Thingston
and then oh nice sick and now I'm still not racist. I feel like
that was a weird story to tell them that that was what was the point
of that was a it's like that mit Headburd's like, I used to what
is that? I used to do drugs? I used to but I still
do but I used to do But yeah, I don't know, man,
what were you? What were we even talking about? We just went all
something, doctor Dickens. Let's talk about man. Oh I love that guy's
man who Nick merts? My boy. I don't know anything about this,
don't know anything about this. I don't know anything about him other than just
his neck looks hilarious. No, you mean it's not neck. He's like
he's head and shoulders. Man, he's brock. He got brock on him.
But he's like, you know, like he's like his traps are like
connect to his ears. Like it's like, fucking, it's very strange.
It's very strange. It looks like but but he's just he's just like every
everybody else has figured out the grift. They figured out that if you just
say bigoted stuff coming from the from the right, you're gonna increase your your
money. I don't these people are gonna throw money. Because where was he
with these comments before? Yeah, he probably wasn't looking. He probably was
looking at it. He probably I don't think he's smart enough to know that
that's what he's doing there. I think he's just kind of I think I
think he's just an idiot. So you think he's just absorbing the talking points
and like just saying it. I think he believes what he thinks. He
doesn't strike me as he doesn't strike me as somebody who's like like a quartering,
you know what I mean, or like U. I heard about him
before, back when I used to actually watch Fortnite Ninja like that. He
would played for Ninja every now and then, and he was just the fucking
he was the guy that just streamed as well. So you think he got
like inspired and he actually believes it happens sepid rabbit hole. He might have
met a girl that had some sort of views, went down a dumb rabbit
hole. No playing everything on some No no no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, not not. It's not only her.
It might not be a woman either. It might just be like it
is her fault. Probably it might not be a woman's fault. It might
be like he wasn't this one of his family member or something like that wherever
he's from, because you no, it wasn't. It was definitely it was
definitely internet content. Oh no, it was something. It was something that
was it. We don't know where it was. It was. Then he
went down that hole of like recently maybe yeah, probably, I haven't heard
of this guy until a year ago. I've never heard of this guy.
I think. I think that's just me, though. I think those people
probably feel more comfortable now, you know what I mean, because there is
this large kind of advice. I guess this is the reason why I'm saying
this is because all of those people on the that were typically center right,
they didn't care about trans people right, They didn't care about it until the
people that they watch and listen to and only, you know, get their
cues from started talking about them because they were the new scapegoat. And so
when I hear him say like trans people aren't real and we got to protect
our kids, I'm like, Nigga, ten years ago, or even five
years ago, you weren't saying it like that. You didn't believe it like
that. It is not a genuine fucking belief. Now. He may believe
it now, but I would say that he only like he whoever, Matt
Walsh a tempole, you know, like he watches that ship. And so
you see, this is the new talking points. And then in another five
years, they're not gonna believe that anymore because it is just a completely irrational
thought. Right, it's not real. I don't know. I think they
still will. I think I think they don't think they will. I think
they will because I think they will because it is such a specifically like it
is. It's like a how do you even how do you describe it?
It's it's something that it's so stupid already that to continue to ingratiate yourself in
that environment will only make you stupider, it will. I really do think
that there's certain people who are just too far gone. They're like, you're
you can't be help. No, you're right, you can't you can't be
You're right about I really, I really, I heavily disagree, but I
think it need you. I think the effort to put into it is just
so much effort. That is like, dude, just fucking go go play
Hopscotch and traffic, you know, like fuck it, because it's just like
ice too much. It was it was the gays first, you know,
That's what I mean. There was the blacks, and it was the gay
and now it's the trans people. It's just like a trail. Even when
it comes to their talking points, like they can't even and this is what
I mean by they're not gonna believe in five years from now because they only
believe what is hot and what the pun is that they listened to. Do
you think do you think Trens is gonna eventually fall off? Though? I
think I think I would assume based on how history's gone, eventually they're gonna
they're not gonna care about it anymore, in the same way we already saw
the experiment happen so bud Light, right, even though they they're so self
they're so unaware of themselves, where if it wasn't for them, nobody would
have heard of Dylan mulvaney, Like, do you know who Dylan mulvaney is?
Till Dylan mlvaney was the person that had her hurt fucking uh face on
a bud Light can and it was advertised on her fucking Instagram. Never heard
of never? Yeah, yeah, she's trans, So I never would have
heard of her. Didn't give a solitary fuck. I still don't. But
then some of those freaks that were probably jerking off to her founder and thought,
this is gonna be good content. This is gonna be good content.
Let's bring this up Alison. All these people start freaking out. Fucking kid
Rock started getting this machine gun and shooting bud Light hands and ship until bud
Light got sponsored by the UFC again, and Dana White was like, hey,
guys, could you knock all the ship off? Guess what they stopped?
Guess what? Fucking fucking kid Rock is like, ah, okay,
whatever, you learn your lesson, you're good. They have no morals,
they don't give a fuck about anything. They hop on these trends. So
right now, unfortunately they're hating trans people. There's hundreds of anti trans bills,
which will in five years from now, they'll stop riding those fucking bill
because they don't actually give a fuck, and so they will give a fuck
about whatever they're told to give a fuck up the next thing. So they're
running out of things, so they're gonna cycle again. But I don't know
what it's gonna be the next bid. It might be black people again,
because like it was, it was, it was Black Lives Matter for it's
it's too hard. I think it's too hard. I feel like I don't
know. I feel like it'll go back to racism. I think, yeah,
yeah, I that's what I think. There's I feel like racism is
so played out though, especially like anti black that's so played out because because
it's just like no. But here's the thing. It's like the al we
have an elon Musk Twitter now, and so the algorithm, like dude,
I can't even tell you how many times I'll be sprolling through and I'll just
see like just some random It'll be just like I saw a video of some
guy at a church hitting a priest in the head and taking his Bible.
And of course it's just some shirtless black guy in like a church, and
it's just like I know where this is going. I know where these videos
are. I know, I really cannot think of because the right banks so
heavily on the the token niggas, you know, like they they use that
right. They don't care either. They don't care. They're making a lot
of money. Can we talk, by the way, anti, but like,
hold on, we have to. It's garbage and those people in the
group, like they're all relatively idiotic people. Did you see that new uh
that Twitter animated show I can show? So there's a new there's a show
called I think the New Norm or something, and it's like a Twitter It's
a it's a sitcom for Twitter. It's like a sitcom made on x.
Yeah. Twitter's trying to be like, oh an all like a platform.
Yeah yeah, And so it's it is. I want everybody to look this
up because it is truly it is so bad. I thought it was like
I thought I thought it was a satire of like them like themselves it should
be, but it really is just genuine, authentic like conservative comedy in a
way that is like really like incredibly poorly done. And I was making fun
of it a little bit, and I didn't even realize that Dave Rubin's on
it. Yeah, I heard the voice. I didn't hear it at all.
I pretty much stopped. I forgot what to say, and I was
like, I'm he has good, I'm Dave terrible, I'm Dave Ruben.
I don't ship. I'm a fucking fraud. I married somebody with my first
name because I'm a psycho crazy day ship. And then you adopt kids,
you do the surrogate thing or whatever, and then your bass is like,
you fucking queer, you're stealing those kids from women. I saw that.
I saw that in the replies to it, where it's just like they're they're
sodomites playing playing dress up, and I'm just like, yo, I mean,
god, bless you guys. You're catering to that ship, Brad.
Do you have that imagine? But that's how like you You're drifting so hard
on the paint that you're like, that's fine. That ship was so funny
though, Like I was watching that and I was I really couldn't believe how
how poorly written and poorly acted it was. Can I give a little sample
into the mic? Oh yeah, yeah, no, go ahead, please
please let me. It's got that that that auto tune country song at the
beginning too is crazy. Wait, what's there? Progress? It's the new
norm, the new norm. I'm the old norm. I want normal beer.
It's really bad fault. I got house arrest. You're the one who
threatened the school board the last Oh I forgot about that washing my daughter.
That girls are at girls and men are at men. Sometimes they're neither or
both, or furry and dressed like dogs. Ow Janis' I can't believe then
that's the thing. We can't watch the whole thing. Dave rubens them and
yeah, so dude, it's actually this is one of my pronouns. And
I'm like, I can't believe this is real. I just tweet all get
this dog shit off my fucking timeline. I dude, I just want just
make things funny, Just make things fun like the thing like Red Letter Media
actually had like a fucking great video where they were like making fun of all
like the cornering types and shit and about like Star Wars the act. I
was just watching that last night. It's a great video. They remained like
probably like the one of the few people and I think it's because they're from
the old Internet. Also, I think it's because they're from like two thousand
and five, like and before. Because really, when you if you really
think about it, none of those people really went politically insane. No,
you know what I mean, like smash if anything, they left, Yeah,
if anything, they left. Like most of the people who were popular
back then are just like like angry video game nerdes chilling, you know,
like Doug Walker's chilling. Like they're not doing they're not jumping. I really
think it's like there's this weird section of time where people just well, you
know what it is. Those people were talented, that's true, they actually
like there was you can tell, especially like even when we were doing our
ship, you can tell where the people who had some talent and then the
people that saw, oh if I just say x y Z, I will
get I will get views. You could tell. That's why some of you
guys took that whole curve to the uh went over there. They went hard
on the other side. Because it's funny because some of you guys the ideas
that like some of the guys you were chilling with were like like went nuts
and it was like what the fuck is it is a fact, Like I
I'm too lazy to ever make a documentary, but I would love a good
perspective on the whole that anti sj W because like I would like to,
I would like to do that. I think that would be cool if called
the interview everybody too. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying because I
was there, Like I know, what's like, what was up? Yeah,
you can talk about all you can talk about all this stuff. I
love. I wonder if they would do it, though, Like I wonder
if they would even I think a lot of people. I think there's a
lot of people that love the camera that I that that that I'm actually I
forget about that because I'm so I think I see this just so far away
from like a Hollywood type of thing, but that there's people like Actually,
it's funny. A lot of the most prominent people on the right were aspired
to be in Hollywood and they figured out this was their best way. They
this is all they can do. Yeah, they had to create their own
separate alley. Yeah, like Daily Wire. Plus all these people were writers
and they try to be they were fucking they were actors. That guy Michael
Knowles was like played like a gay dude and now he like it. I
hate gay people. And Shapiro trying to write scripts and Shapiro was a nepple
baby that actually hurt his mom is the the the owner of some type of
production TV production company and still still couldn't get this motherfucker in the industry.
That's how much he sucked. I hate that more than anything. Like the
people who are on that side who pretend to be like working class people or
like pretending like I pulled myself up. It's like, bro, you're fucking
you come from so much money, so much money. Fucking Tucker Carlson,
all those people, they have so much fucking money, and it shows you
how shitty they are. Right, because people who because there's a lot of
talent, like it's there's no there's no secret reelights say. People that are
more creative, they're more open minded, so they it's usually they don't fall
into conservative politics because why would you Usually are more trying to be more open
minded. And a lot of those people don't just have a bunch of money
at their expense, so it's hard to break into the industry. And it's
always baffling when I see people that have an un infinite money at the disposal
and they still suck. It's like, damn, dude, like you have
all the money I could. I couldn't imagine that idea. It's like I
don't know, Like, like what could I do if somebody gave me a
small loan of a million dollars? If someone gave me that, I'd be
like, yo, I'm an empire. I will have an empire in a
year, because that is a lot of money to do a lot of shit
with. And but I feel like I would just be like and I'm out,
You're like I just beat off every day. Nah. I feel like
I don't know what I would do. I would I would continue to podcast,
for sure. I would definitely put a lot of money into the podcast,
put a huge mind that I just do. Like I would just have
a real well, either like decorate this thing into where it's like prestigious or
just go into an actual space like where I don't I don't know what I
would because I don't know, man, I can't the idea of being like,
I don't know the idea of conservatism is just my nature so alien to
my mind. It's traditionalism is so stupid. Well, people don't like that.
That's the thing. Like, I understand that people get upset about that
because you know, they're like, oh, I'm conservative, how dare you?
And I'm like, hey, I'm just being like honest, and I'm
not even trying to hate on because I know people that are conservative, like
my family. There's a lot of black conservatism, and I love them.
They're cool, but it's just a tradition, is just nothing. It's based
off of nothing. They're like, oh, it's old, and I'm like,
that's not a good reason. That is not with that's not logical,
and I talk to you, there's I think there's beneficial parts of tradition,
right, I think there's things that there's things, there's things that are benefits
if it makes sense, yeah, you know, yes, that's the aspect
those that's what I mean. It has to be. But if once logic
enters it a lot of tradition, it doesn't make sense. So it's like
why are we still doing this? No? No, I understand, right,
because that tradition, Like I appreciate the traditions that come from my cultural
ones, right, that's part of my tradition. Yeah, but there are
things that could be done better, and why are they not done better?
But see, but that's exactly what is and you know what that is,
and it's just a dirty word to them, a progressivism, because the whole
idea of just living is progressing. That is literally every aspect of your life,
getting older, growing up, getting further in life, you're progressing.
So the idea of conserving or stagnating is foreign to the human experience. So
it's a weird thing to try to hold on to something when you're supposed to
go forward. What doesn't make sense as a human That's the problem where it's
like being a human being is we need to just go forward. We need
to figure things tradition. It's like and it's like, for what was better,
sir, before we had good plumbing, before fucking black people and women
have rights? What are you saying? It's like, yes, exactly,
So I mean to be real, some people are saying that the only thing
that I would say go backwards is but it's not really going backwards. It's
just reinstalling the type of the tax how much we tax the rich Back in
post World War two, when we were in the golden years and when we
had the most growth in our economy, and that was where you know,
after posts Reagan, that's where Reagan's like, nah, I got you rich
people, and and and people that are rich understand that. That's why they're
all going for Trump now. People that you would never even would ever step
anywhere near him. They're like, I want to preserve my money. I
want to keep I want to maximize, even though they have infinite money already.
It is a hoarding game. It's the it's the one sickness that we
allow, right because you can imagine if you're hoarding rats in your garage like
you have, like your your garage is full of rats, people would be
like, what a fucking psychopath? Why not? But why not? Why
not own every single rat in the That'd be so crazy, Like what do
you? What do you? What are you dealing? Rats? I got
rats, bro? But then like you meant, I got like literally,
I got I got them all that. Actually, first of all, I
do would be a hero if he if he collected all the rats. But
what I'm saying is if you take that same apartment right or that same garage
and filled it with money, he would be as dope instead of being like,
yo, you're just hoarding money. You're crazy. I think I think
wealth is a disease. I think it is. It's hoarding. The the
the the fixation of wealth in this country has gotten so wildly un unstable and
outrageous, the fixation of the need, the need, the need for uh
ample richness, not the amount of wealth to be able to live comfortably and
exist in a way that is not detrimental to other people. Because yeah,
at a certain point, when you get some of the money, you are
preventing others from getting money. When you get a bunch of money and instead
of putting it back into the country, you send it to an offshore account.
It's to accumulate instead of putting it back into the country. That's the
bigs to help better the rest of the country. That money goes missing,
that money is no longer and the ecosystem of the of economicism of the country,
so where money is going, We're like, oh, money's this money
is missing? How do we fix them? And they keep taking the money
for us to fit the bill of everything. And it's so like also the
way we give money other countries at times. Look, I am not an
anti other country person. I'm I'm a I'm a foreign descent, literally,
I it is the nature of who I am as a person. You know,
I think, I think I know what you're saying, but I think
we should be in the same way where it's like, you don't expect a
poor even though we do this, we shouldn't expect poor people to help out
poorer people, right, because that's what ends up happening. A lot.
A lot of people have to gang up and give a dollar or two even
though they're like struggling themselves, to like help somebody else out. So it's
like, well, can we fix some of the major problems first, we
could, That's the thing. No, no, no, no, exactly,
you take your steps first, right, you don't. You don't feed
your neighbors, so you've make sure you're and your family are not what I'm
saying that that that I agree with that, but like, don't cut off
all the countries if we can help them. Obviously, that's fucking propos Like
closing our borders to people that need asylum, that's fucking crazy. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, but we we need to figure out a way to be
honest with you. I want it over. I want I want nothing to
do with the rest of the world. I think, I think we need
the need and then go back out there. I feel like a lot of
our issues are are centered around the fact that we're just too globally reliant on
everything, you know what I mean. We're relying on China for everything.
We're relying on like other countries for oil. Why well, why are we
doing that. We're only doing these things because it's how it's been, because
transactional people are just trying to hoard more wealth. We already should be we
should already be off of fossil fuels. We would only we would be if
it wasn't for oil tycoon right, literally, like the advancement into achnology to
get off fossil fuels has been around since the late seventies. Yeah, I
mean, we can have late seventies that ships, but we should well,
well we should well nuke clear nu yeah, I mean, well yeah,
and then think of like this, if we were even using that by the
time now, if we would actually went into it, the ship we'd have
would be insane. You know, we would actually have like insane ship.
We would we would we would have like we would have uh, mister Handy's
from fallout. Yeah, we would have them flowing around right now. We
just actually gave a ship. But we know people here nuclear and they're like,
no, no, that was that was the propaganda, right, that
was the oil industry. That's propaganda. I don't get it. It's fucking
crazy. If it goes bad, it goes very bad. But they'd say
the same thing as like a plane though, right, yeah, exactly,
it's exactly. Well. The thing too is it's like it makes me feel
like people aren't even aware of how crazy just the mundane realities of their existence
are. Like electric You are surrounded by ship that if if if any electrical
thing goes wrong in your in your building, that ship's in flames. Dude,
let's fire. Those ships are wild. Fires are crazy, scary,
and we're surrounded by electricity all the fucking time, literally insane. We have
cars, cars, You understand what a fucking car? Car is a metal
horse that goes very fast and can't explode. In the computer, in fact,
is exploding. It's basically all the time combustions like it's we we it's
as we are so scary. Technology is all fucking If you really like boil
everything down to like what it is. Everything's terrible crazy. Thinking of the
idea of fucking we have cell phones that we do all of our commerce on
the idea of someone taking the information is terrifying as well. It's people,
it's it's this is where I get to the point where I'm like, dude,
I need to gain immense amount of I need to be the homelander of
the universe. You need to I just I know I'm not the smartest,
right I know I'm not the smartest. I know I don't know everything right
again, but I feel like I'm done. I'm done asking you know,
I'm not to the point where you're ready to take I'm like, all right,
dude, we should move on to Yeah, you should move on questions
that hilarious. Dude. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna figure it out,
bro, and I'm gonna be like, look, guys, I'm sorry,
but we're doing this. Somebody's no, we're not. I who up to
them and I just slapped their head off. He was dropped from from the
forty nine ers or whatever, which I didn't even realize he had anything to
do with that doctor disrespect he was. He was like an owner of it
or I don't know, I got I needed a try off or some sort
of tryout bullshit or something like that. He was like a collab with them
or something and they dropped or like he was like, I don't know,
oh he did. I didn't know. I didn't hear about that. I
don't care about what is it? Hockey? Yeah? I don't know.
Football? Football, the right one or the wrong one? Is the wrong
one? It's the hours one, not the not to this one. The
football. I'm had a gun, wait hours, but not this one.
Yeah, what do you mean? You expanded? It's football? Is the
kick one? Do you know? I understand? There's a cricket game on
on on Steam Cricket twenty four, Like about crickets, Like like, yeah,
it's crickets playing cricket, playing the game cricket. Does they play cricket
before? No? What what am I gay? WHOA okay? Only gay
people play cricket? Famous Jamaicans can't be gay and they play cricket. It's
impossible. I can't be gay homosexual Jamaican. What is cricket? It's playing
cricket is like baseball. But uh but gay, but like more barbaric.
Technically, it's like less evolved baseball, but it's the people like baseball with
tackling. It's with stupid deard crickets ballots and you kind of hit underhand,
and then people catch the fucking stone cricket fucking ball with their bare hands.
And if that man slaps you, he'll dig into your back and take some
of it with you. It's fucking in. It's a terrible game. I'll
just tell you that. It's not. There's a lot of you gotta hit
it through like a fucking you gotta hit it through like some little fucking croquet
thing. It's it's like croquet and baseball. Baby, I don't like the
I don't like there's certain there are certain sports that remind me of like,
Okay, so you know you have like Islam, you have Christianity of Judaism,
and you got baseball, football, basketball, and then you have like
Jehovah's witness. Yeah, but it's like shoots. Yeah, that's like to
me, what like lacrosse and and cricket. Lacrosse has always bothered me?
What the fuck is that that gross things bothered me? Is that the lacrosse
players always magnanimous. Cunts bothered me. Evercross Avenue was absolute swat. You
know the Native Americans, I don't know what I mean. The Natives they
started a lacrosse they actually invented the game. And then the white ground,
Uh, the white stole it. You grab among your people. Look at
you, guys, date, you made another dumb thing like ones with dark
skinned fucking hate. Everything we've done is now justified because you've made Yeah,
I agree. Anyway, let's get on some questions. I'm kidding. I
love y'all. Fyi, it's been almost a year and Mama Jay is still
missing. Right in says greetings. Is there anything you fear you might not
be able to do anymore as you get much older? I fear myself.
I myself hear that I might not be able to play video games like I
used to, arthritis, slow reaction time, et cetera, or give up
on food I love, but my stomach is can no longer handle. Uh,
have a good one. Oh, don't evening already started from me?
It started a little while ago, do you think so? Uh? Yeah,
I'm smarter now, but I'm not as I don't got the twitch the
twitch anymore. Yeah, I haven't played like a like ranked or like like
genuine like competitive first person shooters in a while. Suse, I've been on
like a single player kick. I'm smarter like my like my brain. I
can facilitate strategies better, like even just like set up. But like I
can't. You gotta get your gun out real quick and blow. Somebody said
off, I can't do that shit no more, bro, I can't even
do it red Dead and that shit does it for you. I wonder if
I could do it, like, I don't know, I have to imagine
that my skills have deteriorated, Like I'm definitely no way, no way,
I'm near. There's no shot. I am as good at Halo today as
I used to be even like five years ago. You know, shot even
to at the gym, dude, I was en. I've been like trying
to get myself in a healthier shape because this in general, to live longer.
And I've been doing like backwards backwards backwards treadmotion. They get my legs
just for your legs like backwards. It's hurt. It fucking hurts. I
didn't know why. I don't know. I was like I've walked backwards before
and it didn't fucking burn. But for some reason, that shit hurt like
fucking hell. And I've been doing like this this shit they get myself better
shap because I started feeling the third a week or two ago. So like
I'm doing it and I'm like, bro, can I really run? Still?
Have you? When was the last time you ran? Wild? Yeah?
That's the weird Dan, But it's also not like not but sprinted.
I can jog, can you sprint? But when's the last time you fucking
I don't remember the maximum speaking last maybe like three four years ago, like
maybe like forty five pounds less forty five fifty pounds average. I think most
people have zero reason to sprint, so they don't because you don't. Because
dude, my friends, I sprint for no reason. My my, my
cousin made a serious question. He was like, when is the list?
I asked somebody over twenty five, like for the last time they sprinted,
like they needed to sprint? Yeah, you know, you have no reason
to spread unless you're running for your life. Why are you sing? Why
am I doing that? In my in the lovely town I live in right
now? Was like, I remember at like I think it was, yeah,
my cousin's my cousin's graduation party. It was like a family thing,
and like all the kids were like playing. They were like harassing everybody,
like Chris, go play with the kids. And I was like, I
don't want to play with the kids. I got what am I gonna?
There's nothing I can't do that. Also, I'm tired, and they're like,
no, dude, play tag with them. And I was like,
all right, I find and so I went over and entertained and entertained them.
I was playing tag with them, and so I was sprinting like crazy,
and that was like a couple of months ago. But also I just
like generally, like sometimes I will walk to like downtown Burbank and then I
will walk back, and at a certain point I just kind of start running
just because like I probably should. What are you running from? I'm just
running because like because it's just like, oh, what are you running from?
Though, Like what are you running from? Yeah? Do you get
scared? Oft like running now? They've been watching me walk this long.
No, something just kind of kicks in where I'm like I'm outside. I
have a very sedentary existence, as like a content creator, editor, podcast
person. I don't really get out much. I don't really go to the
gym really anymore. I might as well do this because I'm out and can
as opposed to like if I'm in my room, like I'm not gonna go
out to do it. I'm already here outside. That's what I'm I'm just
trying to like, that's me is like staying mobile. What's the problem,
right, because the sedimentary life we live is just on that walk I do.
I do. I'm I'm doing that all the time. I walk in
the morning before I wait, I wake up walking in the morning to a
shower real quick. I go to the gym like two days a week.
I want to. You can't count walking to take a shower, No,
I huh No, I go for like I walk down. I walk all
the way down to the town Now. I don't walk to the shower,
and I'm like, god, I was a good walk. I don't walk
out of my bedroom and then walk into the room. I like I walk
to the town center. I like I walk back. I usually like I
do like I do a bunch of kettlebush. Because my main focus is that
I think my back is gotten weak because I have so much weight on my
stomach. Yeah, So what I do is I yeah, I yes.
So so what I do is I do like a lot of back as I
do, like I'm doing like deadlifts, kettlebell stuff, just get my back
stronger before I even go to work out, you know. I I do
that like something pre things every day and then like I work out to I
say, I want to get the feet on today, but like fucking waking
up early and go even though gym is right next to me. Waking up
early and then going to the gym, I drain myself for the early parts
of the day and I'm just kind of fucking sap. Well. You also
don't use caffeine, which is insane to me. I don't. I don't
like it, man, I don't like how it makes you feel. You
don't. You don't have to use it to make you feel bad. I
use it to level me out, for me, for me, when I
ust caffeine, right, uh huh. You know in video games, you
get like the uh you get the like infinite borro stamina, and it's like
burning. That's how I feel. I feel like that's fire in my veins.
I feel like that is psychological. Oh, it has to be,
but that's not how well granted ADHD kind of like I've heard that like if
you have ADHD, caffeine really doesn't do anything to you. So I've never
really noticed an effet from caffeine at all. For me, it's like I
feel like I have energy that's not mine and I feel gross. I think
if you, if you do three hundred milligrams, you'll notice something, oh,
you probably like I mean from like a cup of coffee that like,
yeah, some people will have a cup of coffee and they'll feel like ooh,
I'm like I don't, I can't. I pos people. I think
that I also feel like that's psychological as well, because face is fine if
you if you consistently just have a cup of coffee that I am not a
caffeine is not gonna do anything. You're gonna used to it immediately. So
it's just like a ritual thing to make you feel better that there's this coffee
or so literally, yeah, you can get caffeine headache, you know.
Yeah, that's the thing. If you get the withdraws, then you'll know
you're addicted. Like say, oh, if you go like two days without
having a cup of coffee, and if you start getting a fucking headache.
I've seen people not get their coffee and they start acting different. Yeah.
Then I'm like, yo, we turn I'm Alex, and they don't get
there, give me my fucking coffee. Yeah, Like I don't. I
don't have a I don't drink enough caffeine to do it. I still don't
because even though like this this injury drink has three hundred milligrams, I sip
on it slowly, so all it is is just for me to sustain.
It's just like people, because people will pound their coffee, they pound their
energy drinks and they get wired and then they fucking get all like fucked up
afterwards. The only benefit of pounding it is the focus. You enter a
state of that's kind of scary, where like, uh, it would probably
be the state of like you're starving and you need to focus on like getting
food, and then you'll get in this new state that is like hyper focus.
There's a weird hype of focus section it's because you like it's time to
hunt. Essentially, it's a weird feeling because I'll even have like, say,
for example, I get lazy like I'm on t R T and I
just you're good, You're good, You're you're getting fucked up. You can
fuck up. It's like it's like, well, the answer to the question
is like, dude, I wonder about my hands. You what about your
more fire in there? Man? The fire is gone from my fucking gamer
side. I can't even play fighting games like that anymore. Man. I
think, well, fighting games are more like thumb oriented. So I'm kind
of okay with that because I don't really use my thumb really for video games
really outside of you know, the joysticks. It's like it's really like the
oh God, I gotta fucking see somebody about that. We also like probably
figured something out to where you're if you're if you're not fit, your shit's
not feeling good. Yeah, I don't know. I think we got to
figure something out like to not but it should be fine. Yeah I probably
should go to the doctor. But yeah, maybe let them cut you losing
your shut up fucking retighten it. And so that is Yeah, that's the
one thing I'm not too worried about. Like I think we're there's this awkward
state where I think we're gonna be the last we're the We're gonna be the
last generation that's gonna have to worry about stuff like this because, uh,
the the technology that's gonna be available by the time we're old, I think
it's gonna basically make us like godly, Yeah, but we will be too
late for that. Yeah, maybe not. I don't know. I think
like, like as I think by the time we're like actually old, well
we'll be able to experience all of it. It's like old people experiencing like
fucking smartphones and ship don't get it just kind of late. But like as
we're going through our fifties and ship, we're not gonna get the best stuff,
Like there's gonna be By the time we're like in our fifties, there's
probably gonna be a cancer vaccine, and then cancer is gonna be will productively
nothing. We'll probably have like really reliable like robot press, you know what
I mean. Like I feel like by the time we're like very old,
we'll probably be able to reliably replace limbs with like limbs that are probably way
better than the ones to be replaced. But you know, I don't think
we're not gonna have like that stem cell stuff that like makes your hand better.
We're probably we're probably gonna have like universal medicines. I feel like that's
what we're gonna probably be able to see in our lifetime, a universal medicines
like oh this will work for your like this will work, Oh you probably,
I mean like something that like that's just like it fixes like everything.
If your medicines that like you don't have to worry about your blood typing,
like your things like that will like this will be able to help you period
about blood type of medicines something somethings like that, you have to worry about
your blood type. I take every pill that I have once in like one
big do you like, crush them all up together, and then I put
it, shake it up and just drink that and then fall asleep. I
take one time all one moultri in one swig and niquill. Mmm. I
like that. I take. I go into a gas station and I buy
one of every rhino pill. I take it and I go home and I
fucking hump my floor until there's all on it. Yeah, I what I
do. I do the similar thing, but I uh, that's one of
the craziest things. I fight the boner. I keep it down. That's
where you that that's when you know. That's when you know you've ascended.
That's when you know you've descended. When you when you have extreme self control,
You've take I've taken a thirty pack of Sea alice, I've taken a
thirty pack of the Viagral whatever it extends. And you make your dick not
and I make it go bend. I grow up, pussy. Dude.
He's holding on to like a medical fucking thing, and it's like, dude,
I hate that. That's gonna be so terrible to listen to so much
stimulation, and he's just fighting it. Stop. Let's move on to the
next question from the genie who lives in pee Wee Herman's loub bottle they wrote
in He says, Hey, you three, who's the king of suicide?
Whoa the king of suicide? Keep up the labs? Did you see?
By the way, I can't well, I guess I can't believe that we
didn't talk about This is not really that big of a story, but the
Taylor Swift thing with so Dave Grohl went on stage. I don't know what
was it. He was like at some stage and he was talking about like
he's like, I don't want the wrath of Taylor Swift. But what was
it that he said? He was just saying something like, this is this
is the errors tour. This is not not like the errors. This is
the errors tour, you know, because we we make mistakes here, you
know, because we play live and like you know, yeah, it's a
cheeky little yeah. He was kind of like, well, they were just
I don't know people Tailor Swift fans are freaks. Swifties go home. It's
because her fan base is young women. They are the best fans to acquire.
They are the best fans, their most die hard. They will they
will ignore fun ship, they will ignore ship, and they will defend you
all the time. That is why young women are the best. Bro.
It's young women, young girl, young women. Girls and old men are
the most. Like old don't like like like past fifties, past fifties,
ye about or die because they got money, they got the income. They'll
be like, oh my eight Ben Shapiro shirts. Why they take with their
fucking shades and the hat in the truck. Yeah, in the in the
driver's seat always, that is always. He worked hard for it. That
his dad bought that. His dad gave him his first job at the club.
The country club that he fucking does that owns they were plantations. But
now the country that's true. The country clubs. Have you ever been to
a country? Of course? What do you mean? Of course that's a
weird thing to say. Of course. Yeah, I've never knew a country
clubs. I mean, I'm horrible. I've absolutely never been a coach.
I think I've driven past them. I've been to like two. They're terrible
experiences. Yeah, look that the idea of me stepping foot in one is
so foreign to the turrets would pop up, they probably, I'm sure they
would. They were like, you don't have a uniform, and I was
like, I want to go home and arrest you. Immediately, I was.
I went with the thought I was help. Yeah, yeah, I
was excuse me, boy, I don't know, I've never been to one
of the discussed me black blah boy. I thought you were implying that,
like the members have like a like a cult. Maybe I don't know.
One of my ex girlfriends, her dad used to go to one and he
brought me to a good guy, really actually nice dude, but he just
you know, he was rich, so he kind of just brought me there,
and then my grandmother went to one for some other random reasons. She
was like, you're coming with me, and I was like, can you
please bring Eric and she was like, nope, you're coming. I was
like, wow, I was being dragged along to things like that. That
was my whole life growing up. You know how many times went to Yankee
Stadium over over Yankee Stadium to do show on my grandmother because other ones just
worn and one around and she was like, eh, that was there,
Come with me. And I'm like, Grandma, I want to play Catch
Byron and she's like so honestly, so, I'm very jealous of kids today,
and in the sense of just like even just like something like the switch
of the steam deck. Dude, oh my god. Well we had our
game boys. Yeah, but I mean come on, they were they were
they were at them. They were adequate for us at the time. If
we had that back then, you know, dude, even at the time
we'd be lost, we would have we would have our parents would have tried
to get us up and it wouldn't have worked. Can I say something.
I would have tried to snap us out we would be like I can't get
out, I'm inside. This might this might be probably like a kind of
controversial statement, but I kind of don't think there is this. Like if
I had to name like top one hundred games of all time, none of
them would be game Boy or game Boy Advanced Games at all. I think
that's your opinion, right, Well, I think it's wrong. I'm saying
it. I think it's very wrong. I think it's very wrong. But
you're not your opinion because even at the time, I remember feeling like this
feels like a fucking mystic game and watch in comparison to the ship that I've
gotten in my room, like it was why did I engage with this?
But there for different experience, you know, you're there for like people like
a lot of people like that played Pokemon probably Pokemon games. What Pokemon was
that that was like the only exception Pokemonfusion and stuff like that. People would
say like, uh, I think the way I just actually just bought that
again because I found the switch. Yeah no, no, no, the
I have a D s Light oh uh, and so I Switch remakes really
good at it's a great game, but D s Light is such a small
consoles like me is holding that console makes me scared because my hand is much
bigger than its kind of nice to like put my penis in like you know,
like and kind of folded over. Yes, yeah, and that yeah,
would get really hard. It's like what's gonna give first? And then
you close You're like you're like duck and you're like a ship. I fucking
played too much again. It looked I want to go to a doctor.
What am I gonna tell my girl my flat cock again? Again? Again?
You did it again? So you got it out? Well, yeah,
but I flatted my cock multiple times. I've got I flattened my cock
multiple times a day, thank you. What I do is I put my
hardcock on the ironing board, right, and then I put the iron that
I start stacking things on the iron. I like that and see what it
gives. First, that's hugelysed the ironing board. But sometimes it's my cock.
Do you turn on the iron? Of course? Of course? What
do you mean? What do you meant? Me? Let me ask you
this, Let me ask you this is so the your favorite games on the
game Boy Advanced in Game Boy that's not the best place to play them,
isn't like if you could play those on a switch or something. Oh dude,
Pokemon heartglowing the switch, that'd be amazing, right, because it would
be way better. Sure, yeah, but like but we still had the
vast majority of games, even when they made like I remember remember the game
like the good game, like like Spider Man Too game. I played that
game and I remember liking it, and then I remember I came back to
it years later. I was like this, I mean, it's technically impressive,
I guess, but like this, it is not. I remember,
I remember, I remember the swinging it because there was like a mini game
in that game, specifically where you would like swing through the city in three
D and it look everybody at home, look up Spider Man game Boy Advanced
Game and just scroll through until you see a baffling image. It is the
most I don't I'm pretty sure I made it through that game completely by chance,
because I don't. I don't know if I was doing that right at
all. Yeah, it's obviously. You know. There was like that Norman
Osbourne that we used to make fun of Marvel Nemesis on the fucking game Boy
Advance. Oh my god, I can't even imagine that I think I think
it was on it probably was. They ported game that wasn't a weird time
Imperfect was on a game Boy was that was perfectect That was the game Boy
Advance freaking what's it called? The other one, the other Marvel game,
I don't know whatever it was on the end Gage. Also, like there
was there's so many there were so many ports of the same game that were
not the same. Like today we have like you know, Breath of the
Wild on we You and Breath of the Wild on Breath on you know switch,
but they're the same game, Like it's the same video game, like
fundamentally, like it just kind of looks a little bit worse for sure,
and the resolution is lower. That's it. And that's modern day ports.
But like in like two thousand and three, two thousand and four, you
had like the Xbox and PS two versions of Spider Man two. Then you
had the PC version of Spider Man two, which was a different game entirely
from a different studio. And then you had the PSP version of Spider Man
two, which was a reskin of Spider Man one, or for the PSP,
I mean, which was a recent of Spider Man one. Made them
make sense. In Spider Man two, it's that's fun. There were and
there was one for the engage that I'm pretty sure it was just like a
mobile phone game. There were so many versions of It's just because I'm wild.
Right now, I'm playing Force Awakens right, and I'm like, I'm
playing Force Wickins two right, And I played the PSB version of it.
You play the PSP. How was that? Oh? Dog shit, dog
shit? After I moved, I lost my PS two, so I didn't
have a ps so I have my PSB. That's so I like, I
only had a ps My cousin had a three sixty, but if I played
it, he beat my ass. Still played it. Yeah, but then
I also had, uh what a gross way to experience that. Oh dude,
it's terrible. It's horrible. But then like just the way video games
would be where you're like now like you like, I can play this real
ass whole. I can play Elden Ring on my theme deck, I can
go outside him play anywhere. I can play balls in. It seems like
it might not be optimal, but he still can't play it. But I
can't believe how well Ring runs on a Steam deck better than it should,
but not as good as it would on PC. Way better. But I've
played it like I'm a real list of sixty. No, but it's not.
No, it's weird, like I'm really anal about that stuff, like
like the uh the uh frame rates Like I can't. It's really difficult for
me to play anything at thirty. But like playing Eleanory on a steam Deck
at thirty feels way better than it should. Is that it's thirty on their
really Yeah, I mean it must be. I stream it for my PC
two sometimes, so it's like it's usually like when I do it from home,
it's like sixty. I haven't read on PC at all. On steam
Deck seemed like I usually like I use it for like that's a pretty much
another switch I just used anything, Like I can't get on a switch on
a steam Deck. I have no, I can't justify buying one steam Deck.
Yeah, it is really expensive. And if you can't, if it's
not a gift, don't get it. That's what I mean, Like it's
not a gift if it was gifted me. It was the same thing with
sw Like I bought a switch when it first came out, but I sold
it because it was another thing where I'm like, I can't. I am
not a handheld gamer, like I haven't been in a very long time.
Okay, here's the thing about that. Yeah, I believe that you think
that because I felt that way too. I felt like almost almost for the
most I think really, the PSP was the only handheld console that I really
really loved, and that was because I was getting like when that came out,
you were getting like PS two Xbox quality shit on it. Like that's
kind of insane if you really think about it. But like the Vita,
eh, the switch, nothing really on here. The Steam Deck is crazy
to the point where like I didn't buy my Steam Deck. It was gifted
by a fan, thank you if you're still listening, but like that's crazy.
It was insane deck. Yeah, well they were like, I have
an extra one from from some bullshit. I was like, absolutely, send
that to me, because like, why the fun would I turned So I'm
the only nigga that'sn't gotten one gifted me. But here's here's the thing about
that. I would have I would have never I would have I would have
never bought it. Yeah, before I had it, it's going now the
if I if I dropped my Steam deck and it exploded. I would buy
another one that. Yeah, cry, I would cry because all that what
changes is like on the switch. What's on the switch that you would play?
Yeah, I hear what you're saying, you know what I mean?
Like there's like there's hardcore like for real. That was like like like like
the trailer comes up, he jumps out of his seat, runs out the
room, watches it like sitting down like on his stomach with his hands and
his legs like women back and forth, and he's like, oh my god,
that game my bad guys. I just completely invalidated his taste in like
a second, like I sniped his taste immediately. He's like, oh my
god, he just my bad guys. So it makes a difference. I
hear what you're saying, because you're absolutely right about that. Like imagine your
entire library on Steam, but you can play it in bed as you go
to sleep. You. Yeah, that's the that's the ship that really look
for me. I hacked mine, right and I like so so pretty much.
Right now, I have files from s n e. S. Game
Boy Advance PSP plays everything on there up to PS three games. Yeah,
that's absolutely insane because they all run better than they ever ran on anything else.
Yeah, and it's wild. I was playing. What game was I
playing? Recently? I was playing Crisis three on it and I was like,
what the fuck is going on? Dude? I was Chrisis. I
can't remember I played. I played the multiplayer beta for Crisis. The game
is stupid. It's a dumb ass fucking game. It's a dumb game.
But like I remember, there were showcasing like a bow and arrow mostly,
and I was like, cool. It turned me off. I'm being honest,
because I was like, I'm this sweet nano tech thing and I have
a fucking bone bone arrow that blew up. It just it just sounds so
like I'm going backwards. I'm sorry, I'm sure I get that. I
like, like I was playing, I was playing like Pokemon fire Red on
air and I'm like, this is crazy. Yeah, Like what else have
I played? I've played? Uh? Well, The thing to me was
just like even just something like Eldon is the fact that you could play something
like that, like and when you stream it from your PC, if you
if you have a good Internet connection, and and you're not that far from
your round each in so you're just getting sixty frames like four k basically on
the screen, and it runs fucking flawlessly, and you're like, this is
like and your entire scene with Library and that's look. I don't know.
I definitely, definitely I would say it costs too much. I would have
to I would say wait, I would say, wait, here's the thing.
If you're ever going to so y'all got yours gifted, who's gonna step
up and gift me one? Honestly, y'all got somebody's got somebody's got to
get me and then I'll I'll send you some weird ship back, some weird
just we'll discuss the terms. But Derek I on Twitch whispers yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah yeah, contact me on Twitch. But my Twitch account that
I haven't I can't even remember the last time I've logged into it. You
have the pass anymore? I'm sure I would have to reset it because I
don't remember. Ao hit me up with a whisper the whisper at me,
whisper at me. You see, that is weird. That's like Locals,
that fucking app that I think Dave Ruben started. It was like like it's
called locals. Yeah, there's like one of those, because you know they're
all like, oh Twitter is gay. Everything sucks like I'm gay too,
so I gotta leave. And then he was like gay too, so I
gotta get out of here. So he was like, I'm gonna stored one
thing called locals and then I was like, is that a fox site because
that's what it sounds. That sounds like every time you bring up date room.
And I can't help but remember the picture of you on this fucking show
and like, how not like you that picture looks because there was like,
like, oh I saw that, look like that. I piece of ship.
Use that as the thumbnail. The photo of me on that show looks
very very different, like you look like Ellen DeGeneres. You don't even look
like yourself. It looked like my hair is looks it was with me.
My hair is my hair is blonde that and it's like, I'm I'm so
thin. It's weird. I remember I remember seeing that ship and being like,
I live next I live in the same house as him. He doesn't
look like that. He looks sick. Do you remember well when we went
on I don't know if they did this with you. They put they put
you in the makeup room. I didn't do makeup. They put they forced
me to make They put a shiny thing on me. Right. I was
lost because I was like, I was like, I was like, hey
man, like I I'm I already look smooth enough, like I'm fucking in
my late twenties I think at that time, and I look like a kid
already, Like I basically I don't need to look smoother, like we're just
gonna put this shimmery thing and it's still. It made me look like a
fucking baby. They put some shiny shit on me, and I'm like,
do you not understand that I look like I'm fucking eighteen already. I don't
need anything to make me look younger. That that is my favorite image of
you. Guy. I have a lot of myself, but one of you.
It was like Poggers and I'm like, yeah, I can't fuck it.
And I was like, well there's the Yeah, there's nothing to do
about that. They selected it, and yeah, at what moment, where
is your face? Like That's what I'm trying to forget, Like what like
when was that? And when I was like, oh, like I don't
know, dude, real quick, Chris I got a in my recommended there
was a I completely forgot this guy exist. Do you remember who Uncle Adams
is? Yeah? Yeah, I forgot. So I saw a thumbnail that
showed you and Fantano and I was like, what the fuck? And I
was like, I literally completely forgot about that. I was like, what
the fuck is this? Like? It just showed up in my and I
clicked on it, and then they featured that his like there were it was
going through his whole era, and then it featured because I was like,
when is he I'm gaming and I'm like, I'll put this on the background.
I'm like, when is this gonna get to because you guys are in
the thumbnail, so I'm thinking you're gonna be a big part of it.
I was like, when is it gonna get to them? And then it
turns out yeah, I was like, oh when he got really upset when
you guys critiking, it was funny and it's made me think, like,
you know, like you you look you know Frontannel for the video. I
remember that you went over and you did like a video with him. You
got you guys did cunt a bunch of times, right, I don't remember.
It was like well that was for that is the plan. Yeah,
that channel that it had that I'm so sad that all that stuff's gone because
a lot of it was really good. There was some cool stuff on there.
But yeah, we did like a remake. He had like an editor
who was like a YouTube poop kind of guy, and he just like made
this crazy editor of me saying count a million times. I had it saved
for a while, but then it's it's on. It might be at my
computer in New York. Actually, that's why I definitely have that video of
this old school fantannel because it was He's a I think he is a very
funny, fucking he still has the same sense of humor. You'll still see
it in spurts, but because of that fader thing. The fader thing.
Yeah, he's just he's like, I can't do this shit. I just
want to be careful. Yeah yeah, I don't know. Yeah it sucks,
but I mean his fucking Fantano channel is. I mean it's biggest music
channel probably on the platform. Like, yes, there's the needle Drop where
he releases the interviews, but then he has the Fantano of this his personal
channel, which it he I think he well, he they upload just as
frequently, but that it's it's it's cool to see that channel doing pretty much
as as well as the Needle Drop technically better because there's a lot of the
reviews that just go by the wayside, but then there's the big reviews,
like every single time there is not good, I'm watching it immediately. Anytime
you see not good, I don't even care what the artist is, I'm
immediately Yeah, I'm I miss I missed that. The era was like,
look, I don't I don't love that at a time because the fact that
at a time was very like consentious. Yeah, there was a lot of
arguments going on, a lot of like a lot of miscommunication that led to
like really just dumb shit happening. But I feel like that era of time,
I feel like content was more genuinely more fun, like everybody was having
well, it was also just more genuine I think I think people were actually
making what they wanted to make and they could because the algorithm kind of permitted
everything, and so because that led to some crazy getting through the well,
yeah, but even the crazy shit that went through wasn't it still wasn't like
lively, it wasn't like Twitter. It wasn't it wasn't like in cities,
but it was like the fucking fuck Caircake and like that don't wrong. That
era was great. The hair cake is great. There was great. I
argue, there's really nothing offensive about the hair cake all nothing. Literally it's
modern. It was like funny, it was contemporary. Jackass really is what
it was. And so like, yeah, I think what happened was the
ad apocalypse happened, and what ultimately what happens, like you could get away
with a lot on YouTube and it was like very very open, and so
because of that, anybody who had talent and had something that they cared about
could potentially, like if they could make things entertaining, they could succeed doing
whatever it is that they had a specific interest in. So you had a
lot of people who were into very very niche things doing like very very interesting
and a lot of interesting stuff. And then what happened was the apocalypse happened,
and suddenly there was like a very strict line. Yeah, and so
what happened was just like Okay, well now I can really only do this
this and this where the fuck do I go? And you could see it
with like political people who were previously a little bit more you know, even
keeled and a little bit more like rational, where it's just like, well,
fuck, I'm losing a lot of revenue here, how do I make
up for that? Oh? I got a pander? Yeah, because if
I pander, then I get a lot of merch. I get a lot
of people thinking I'm like a warrior, a lot of like zelich zealous support.
Yeah, because that's what you need to supplant that. Like if you
couldn't get like the algorithmic bump or even just like the basic ad sense revenue
that you would have normally got, you have to supplement that with like audience
support. And how do you get audience support. You pander to them,
and you you, you, you hit that nail in their brains that makes
this is willing to stand up for what I believe in exclusively I care about
you. Yeah, And I swear to god this is not just like a
rewriting of history. Very few, if anybody, was like that. There
was very little of that going on on the platform, and the people who
were doing that were people who were like on like networks and stuff. It
was like MTV or like and then suddenly, like all the individuals started doing
that because like they needed it. All their ad rev went away, and
so it's like, well, we gotta sell March. How do we sell
March? It makes me sad, It sucks. Peterie sucked everything up.
Well, I think those motherfuckers. Yeah, that was actually a really big
blow that that a lot of people forget because it was the Pautipie thing,
the ad apocalypse, and then there was Sargon because Sargon got kicked off Patreon.
Yeah, but that was more of like insular snow. But what I
mean by that there was a lot of people that left, prominent people that
left Patreon because of that. They went to subscribe star and other fucking things,
and that made what I mean is people had no revenue anymore. There
was ad Apocalypse, and then there was a lot of people's patreons went down
drastically where they were only so they were only that was their only bag,
and they're like, what the fuck do I do now? And cause like,
even me, the reason why I didn't panic was because I had enough
sponsors at the time to where I'm like, oh, that sucks. A
loss of significant amount of my Patreon, like a significant portion. I only
have a fraction of people left and like all subscrib all support you in subscribe
star and I went on but it was fucking stupid, and like I was
like, I guess, and at a certain point I just deleted it.
But anyway, long story short, that was you know, just I guess
piggybacking off your point. I think I think that's truly what happened. I
think people just saw it like, well, we need money, Yeah,
soanks Bridge, what's the easiest way to do that. Yeah, you just
kind of just pander, yeah, drift. Everything's that bridge is fault.
Everything is that. I guess that Bridge's fault. You could trace back every
terrible thing that has ever happened in the world to that break. It was
that Bridge's fault. But it was also it was uh, it was old
media, uh being jealous, being like being like completely out of day.
They're so fucking doing hit pieces on like so Wall Street Journal and then like
Fader, Front Fantana, like these people being fucking assholes and just because like,
oh, they're not making as much money anyfore, because they're fucking they're
archaic essentially, and they had to like, let's take these people down a
peg. Like, you guys are fucking why not just fucking get in with
the times, bitch. It was it was so like this crazy Jesus,
like really, like, oh, television's failing and new paper aren't working,
let's screw them over. We have we we know more people. Bunch of
nobody didn't even work, really, it didn't. It just made it just
made what they perceived to be their enemy like fifty times stronger and way worse.
Also, like if they left it, if they left it alone,
they still wouldn't have lasted, but you would have had a way better Internet
as a result of it. And they all their fucking fault. They harmed
all the small people because obviously, no matter what Pauty piles, Pauty Pie
was already fine. He could have retired already at that point, so fucking
with his money didn't even mean anything. We're like, you didn't and in
fact didn't mean anything, of course did it. He still is the one,
is the most popular. He still was able to fuck off and go
to Japanga's just in Japan, just just being a dad in Japan. I'm
like, secretly he's like he's one of the people terrorizing Japan because you know
you've been hearing about them to their tourists. They're like, tourists are really
fucking Japan. It's it's him going up on it and doing a kimono.
Dan doesn't breaking them over his knee. Just cracking over his d is insane.
You just insinuate by going to Japan breaking the backs of Komodo dragons,
Komodo dancers, dragon kimono. Dad does not komodo. That's crazy that the
image, the image in my mind was him in Japan. Are there even
Komodo dragons? I don't think. I think they're from like Southeast specific islands.
I don't know exactly what's their like like that weird like snarl like and
it's just he he picks him out o them over his leg and he lifts
it with no effort like it's trying to get away, but it's not moving.
They're afraid of him, like that's he's he's doing it as Beautie Pie
and that's his like that's his uh, his super villain name. They bite
him and they sucks it out and bites them back and kills them and it's
like Jesus Beau. It's it's like effortless. He just grabs one and just
that's crazy. That's crazy to think about his demographic, that intro of his
like, think about like how interesting I was where he started. He knew
he was catering the fucking kids. So Pere is like, no, no
selfish, backing adult whatever, find that amusing, You'd be fucking you'd be
you would be fucking ummys No, I would say, you'd be fucking who
enjoy Sonic the Hedgehog and and and uh and kids enjoyed that intro because when
I saw that, I was like, fuck's that? You know? That
was like my first thought. I was like, fuck's that? It was
probably like twenty thirteen, twelve or something, and I was like, yeah,
it actually him and uh cast on those people inspired me. I That's
how I started my channel because my thing was like, you know, I
was like, I have way more charisma than these assholes. They're just laughing
and reacting. They're not doing anything like the they basically like say Cass I
loved his FIFA compilations because he was just like he's laughing, but he's just
laughing. And I was like, I was like I could fucking do that.
I was like but then and then I got pulled into the uh you
know, I started seeing the you know, the the beginning of the it
started getting weird. I was like, why is this in gaming? Literally
I was I was one of the people real I actually read articles. You
know, there's a lot of people that like to pretend like, oh,
they were like what some happen keep going okay. There was a lot of
people pretending they're like Earth's in journal, like they didn't give a fun about
none of that ship. I actually would read articles at my job at New
Egg. So you would go on like a Polygon, Games, Radar Rock,
paper Shop and Katacu. You've gone all these articles and you would read
the ship and I started to notice. I'm like, this is weird.
Why are they talking about fucking straight white people and all that? It was
weird. I was like I saw it happening in real time. Everything is
a sight white man's fault. Everything, every single thing is a white man.
I don't I don't disagree, but I was just like, hey,
this is weird. I'm I'm these aren't op eds. That was the thing
that was like weird to me. I was like, this is like,
why am I hearing this like as if it's an opinion piece, when it's
a you got a oh swapping, Yeah, there's no, there's not an
outlet free for that, and it's about okay. I was like, I
didn't know what's happening. I was like scared for a second, Like for
me personally, I uh, I never I never respected queer people, black
people, white people, brown people, children, women, animals, the
fucking the gods of the universe. I just never respect anything, nothing alive.
And I'm I'm glad everyone eventually wilts and dies like a flower because they
deserve it. I'm gonna make it my life's goal to make everybody's day worse.
Always facts, and no one can stop me. I actually agree with
that. You know, I was just talking. I was just talking to
Jojo yesterday. I was like, you know what, dude, world just
needs to implode. I was like, world just needs to implode, Like,
you know, we're at the point where, you know, everything we
were just talking about the doctor disrespect and how like we can't believe that these
people were I don't think we're I don't think we're nuclear yet. I think
I think very much. Do we have to go? I think very much,
so that could happen. I think we can go nuclear if we wanted
to. I just mean, like things need to get much worse before they
get better, is what I mean. And I just feel like we're at
this point where I'm like, dude, we can't. We're at a point
where things need to get so bad to where people start realizing like, oh
yeah, like we we've we've been had nothing like no one, you know
what I mean. I think what's gonna happen is this, right, Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna go ten more years, right, ten more years,
no teme a year, ten more years, ten years, really bad,
really really bad natural disaster. I don't want to do that's gonna cause
it's gonna be a horrible natural disaster, like some shit that's like Jane,
you can't even laugh at Look, man, look this is what I want.
This is what I want. I want Trump to win. I want
Trump so he and then he's literally gonna send people to rob everyone, like
physically, he's gonna actually have people go into their pockets and rob everyone,
so everyone literally has no money and so finally society collapses and then we can
figure you're out there like, Oh, these niggas have been robbing us the
entire time, but it took them physically to rob them to understand. Well,
you know what, I think the biggest prob the biggest hurdle to that
is, yeah, uh, all of our money isn't real anymore. Well
you know what I mean, Like in the has been real for a long
time, though not in our lifetime. Yeah, but like in this in
the same way, like since paper, you understand you could you could in
like the early like eighteen hundreds just rob a bank. Right, you can't
do that anyway, even even like beyond just the security aspect of it.
They don't. There's nothing there, dude, they don't got anything there.
It's all fucking it's all fucking fake. You're right, So so basically,
what's so okay? I'll let me step take a step back. Trump wins,
and then he hires the biggest nerves to hacking at every single person's bank
account. You're a nerd, work for me, every nerd. Hey,
nerd, come here, I'm gonna hack the entire nerd. I can't I
can't wait until everybody said we're gonna eat the rich, and I go and
I grab Nates Pelosi and opened my mouth and it starts inhaling, and I
just swallow her little. That's what I mean. So we get to a
point where like my second favorite N word nerd. I love it, second
favorite, not better than the original. You know it is so good.
Let's just make it happen. Let's let's speed it up already. I don't
want this. Like like let's say, for example, if if Joe bidden,
if Joe bidden, didn't Joe but Joe, if Joe Butden actually out
of nowhere, like he just announces that he's actually running, like I'm running
for president right now. Actually he takes off his mask, Joe Joe Joe
Biden takes off the mask like it was me. There was me the entire
time, is Joe Budden. I'd be like, oh, that actually kind
of makes sense. Why things now? You know how I think it would
happen. I think it would be everybody voted, but like they they all
spelled Joe Biden's name. Oh on, actually it was on accident and it's
illegal. You know that, you gotta do it. What happens if like
a random person wins, like like like let's say, like then he wins
like it's like and the winner is Kingston Jamison. I'm like, huh,
if you somehow want if you somehow won it would it would I mean,
you would still win. You could just not do it. I would be
so stressed out. I would be so stressed still because they'd find me instantly
and I'd be like random right now, the issue is no random persons obviously
hypothetical. It was like, no, no random person could win. I
think you have to what if you get one hundred percent of the vote,
so they give like one present one hundred percent of the vote. Said about
Trump, it was one of those things like this is such a silly what
what university are we in? Why are we talking? Why are we even
like the forty nine state landslide? Why are we entertaining this as if it's
a reality and he's not a fucking isn't comedy podcast? Isn't the Debate today?
It's Thursday? Oh yeah right, Oh that's cool. Yeah I can
with the with the guy that uh that's a convicted how many forty something time
fell in thirty something? Oh sorry, sorry my bad, Yeah, not
forty but thirty something thirty some accounts. But look man, That's why I'm
at the point Whe'm like, just let it happen. I feel like what
would have been much better? And then we'll move I will do questions,
right, Uh? Is Trump one twenty twenty? Society collapses faster so we
can get back to like being more unified where we were before. Yeah,
it would have been better. Like that's kind of how think it's over.
Well. I feel like the biggest problem would have been done because like they
don't really have anybody as as charismatic as he as him or like as interesting,
so like they just wouldn't have had any They still don't, by the
way, they still they still clearly don't. They thought it was DeSantis and
we saw how that work. Yeah, obviously not to say fact. Bro,
Yeah, bro, did you see what uh that fucking blonde bitch what
was her name? Uh? Oh my god, I can't remember her name
right now, but she's like that prominent fucking white hose with Wednesday. Yeah
yeah, Gwen State. Do you see what Gwinn Stacy said about Vivec.
I can't remember the hick's name right now. I can't believe and culture I
think I'm pretty sure it was an culture but anyway, so she was like
talking they had like a podcast together, and she was like, yeah,
you know you're cool and all, but I couldn't vote for you because you're
brown. She said that. She literally was just it was brazen racism.
It was like and then and then that's what a lot of people were respecting.
And then he went on that, uh, do you have you heard
that Patrick Beck David. He has this podcast, He has this thing called
Value Tayment. He was a multi level marketer and now he just has sex
with like Joe Rogan and all those people. Is he that white guy that?
No, he's like he's like middle Eastern O. No, okay,
Well, anyways, this fucking guy who uh he made his money through MLMs
and then now he has a podcast called Value Tament or some bullshit and his
names that is such an MLM word val and his name is this guy's like
middle Eastern as fu is an accident, but his name is Patrick bet David
of Value Tainment, and so Vivek Vivek went on his uh his podcast,
and the entire time this Patrick bet David and his crew were basically laughing and
making jokes about like, oh, like about the situation that clearly she's racist
a ship and this Vivec is such a cuck that he didn't want to like,
uh, you know, upset the powers that be, Like he just
wanted to take and swallow the racism. He's like, no, I think
what she meant. What she was actually saying was that my parents aren't enough
generations to be considered truly American. And they were laughing at him in his
face. They they ignored what Vivec was saying. And we're still just harping
on the she's racist a ship thing because obviously and Vivek wouldn't acknowledge it.
He went on and I was like, you are such a fucking politician that
you can't even see is such? He is such astounding pussy. He's such
a bit dude. When he was on Flagrant, I was watching it,
He's such. I can't believe you watched that. I watched it because I
was just like, this nigga is so unlikable. Why would he be on?
Because those fucking guys sold out. They had RFK Junior as well.
They sold out. They sold The only one as in a cell is the
black guy. Literally, everyone else is a com he'll push back. But
I'm being honest at this point, I would. But the thing is that
hearing hearing. I mean, he's probably good money for doing very little.
No. No, absolutely, absolutely, their lives, their lives changed entirely.
No. But I was also, there's only I have my sellout.
Nature has limits. If I was already there, I'm not going I think
so, yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't start something to sell. But
if I was in the middle of something and I'm like, so, I
don't believe you, we started like like if I was trying to think of
a I was trying to think of a real example of it's like inertial,
you know what I mean. I'm just like, I'm already on this train.
What am I gonna think? You believe that until until your sellout nature
greets you in the face and you'd be like, fuck, I can do
this. Would you have would you have h Ian Miles Chong on here?
But we couldn't shit on him, you know what I mean, Like,
we couldn't shut on him. We had to take him seriously. Would you
would you just sit there and be like, yeah, that's I'll do that.
I think I might. I would I would have. I would have
I would have Ian Myles Schong on this show to do that. But like
that's what I mean to take him, because I think that would be funnier
than even just because like, let's really really let's think about this. Let's
have emails sitting there and let's well, we'll talk to him straight face and
ask him his real opinions about things, and they'd be like that's interesting,
Like WHOA, I never thought of it that way. I also don't like
dogs, you know, I couldn't. I couldn't be not Could you imagine
me talking to him? Yes, I just I don't. I think I
would die if I had to be nice to him. I'd be like I
hate you. Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Like I
just keep bringing well because he I can't believe that I didn't know, because
I don't think I knew. I don't think I knew Kiwi at the time.
Is this something that she would be comfortable? Noosed, it was just
long story short. Uh, Miles Chung try to get Andy Worski killed like
he bragged about it. Yeah, the the what is it called? The
voice messages? The messages on on Instagram, He bragged about it and all
of his stupid fucking fans don't know this, and then look at I know
I mentioned this on Yeah I almost killed. Yeah, this is dog dead
right now. I'm pretty I'm pretty epic. Yeah, I'm cond just I'm
cond Just dumb body sounds all. I like to imagine he's just so like
he recently because somebody tagged I was talking about him and then so much tired,
like he was a fan of ours though, so he wasn't like trying
to tell But I still and I know I mentioned this on one of the
other podcasts. I'm like, don't please, don't tag these people. Just
you know, you can share these clips, but just don't tag the people
that they're about. Don't do that. So again, just reiterating the mole
song came out and he said like something and he said he was in Japan
and he said that like we're fucking idiots, and I didn't respond because I
just thought it was funny. I didn't back what I was saying. I
think that like here in REVEC does be a cuck being like Republicans rebranded Obama.
That's all he is. He's just the Republicans rebranded Brown Obama, he's
the he's the Yeah. And the thing is, though you that's what you
have to to play the game. If you are Brown, you have to
play that game and you have to be That's why I think Ann Coulter whatever
fuck that bitch's name is, it was refreshing for her to just straight up
say it that, like you're you're Indian. I'm not gonna vote for you.
You're fucking Indian. And it's like he's American, he was born here,
and that's not good enough for her. And it's clearly not about it
being generational, because if it was, then Native Americans would have the biggest
claim in her opinion, but clearly they don't. We don't talk about that.
Joey. Yeah, clearly it's not about it. So Vivic knows this,
but he's trying to. He's politicking, he's disrespecting. It's such cockery.
It's such seeing not not. I don't think inherently conservative politics have to
be uh yeah, kremlin, the gremlin. H let's go, we should,
we should wrote in let's get one or two more out of these,
let's let's do. You're greeting snarkies, what's what's something you've lost more than
once, or something you lost that was replaced. I had a Rocket Power
game for PS two as a kid, lost it somehow, put it on
my Christmas list, and then got it again that following Christmas. Then after
growing up in movie houses, I lost it again. You got to take
better care of your ship, man. I have like three examples. Actually,
so and I have. I have the cases. So one of them
was this uh is the slip knot DVD called Disaster Pieces. For some reason,
I kept losing, so I bought it three times to account for the
fact that you knew that you would lose it. Yeah, you already knew.
You were like, yeah, let me get three I'm gonna lose this,
counter tap it. Let me get these. That's crazy, that's crazy.
No, No, I just kept buying them. Mega Man Legends was
one of them. I kept losing that fucking game, and then so and
then Marvel Superheroes vers Street Fighter. Now, this one was really important to
me because it was first stolen from me, and I might have mentioned this
on the podcast where I used to go to the Boys and Girls club up
the street for me and there was the teen Center. I wasn't a teen
yet, so I wasn't allowed in there except for I had bomb ass games,
so they made an exception for me. And so so one of those
fucking teeners, knowing I'm a little punk, we were done playing Marvels Supers
A street Fighter. They took it out and I was like, hey,
who has my disc silence? And I was like, bro, I'm ten,
I can't do anything. What am I gonna get getting fucking beaten to
death by these or win? No? No, no shot find the biggest
sk like I'm sorry, sir, and just totally no. But yeah.
So I bought that game at least twice or three times, I don't know,
and uh, Meganmat Legends that and then the DVD, so I have
replaced that multiple times. And I just found my Mega Maat Legends and my
mother super Fighter, so I have them. They're they're here, They're good.
I don't have a PS one right now, which is kind of funny,
so I'm kind of like, oh, well what do I do with
these? One again? Bro? I'm going to I'm going to you're fucking
gay as in homosexual road in He says, hey, there, my good
little minor. I don't have an answer to that question, By the way,
I can't think of anything that I've lost virginity, and I go to
cod can be going again, and then I fucking yeah, it's good.
That's a good answer. I remember. I remember in Catholic school, like
every week we'd have to go to confession, and like there were weeks where
just I didn't I didn't have anything to say, so I just made ship
up. And then the next week I would confess about lying. That's too
self aware to be even in that situation. I was like eight, But
that's still to way too off aware to even be doing that. Yeah,
like, why are you Christian at that moment? If you're like, I'm
just here lying so I can fucking confess that I lied. You know,
was a very actually fast forward. I'm actually not gay. I lied.
You're like, oh, that's good because we were gonna fry you. I
lied about lying I'm gay. And then the next week interesting the gay but
you are a sociopath. You're not gay. You're just absolutely insane, And
it's like, ooh, you're lucky because I was gonna fuck you raw hard.
He says that through that great start, he starts against the you hear
it like breaking it. You're like cracks in the one and you're like,
have you ever been in a Yeah, I've been there one. Yeah,
I went my Catholic cousins. Terrible time great or like you can barely see
the other rarely that's just creepy. It is very I've only seen always tell
me like just eight hell marys. What is actually I've never even I've never
bothered help. It's like, hail Mary, full of grace something something I'm
not roight. Yeah, it's well, no, it's it's a prayer.
Hail Mary. She's got gray full of taste. It's terrible a little bit,
but like also it was hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord
is with the blessed art Thou among women, give us our host, our
daily bread. Was it Mary, full of grace? Big old booty for
my face, booty in my face, booty in my face until until she
died? You know that's already way, you know that's already a thing,
right, what there's no chance that that's the first time I said into space.
So hail Mary, pull of grace. Oh I was right, what
Hail Mary, full of grace? The Lord is with thee blessed are that
among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb. I never believe
they've changed it. They've they've made it changed Mary. They added women ship
and the hail Man. Why are they talking about women during Hail Mary?
A woman? That is? How? How on point is that though?
How like for real? That is a perfect thing because it's like, man,
they made X men wal all right, all right, man, that
hurts me to hear. Dude, this is is not the Hail Mary that
X man is shut. That's what I'm like, Dude. These niggas don't
know anything about anything. They don't they don't have a really, it's like
saying we talked about moral compasses a little while ago. They don't have a
anything. It's just nothing they don't have. They don't stand for it.
They're like they're like the they're like the main character is roaming around looking for
problems to get into, looking the start problem. That is a very good
analogy, the idea they're not bothering you. You pulled up to where they
are and they're like, Oh, this nigga's gonna kill me. I gotta
fight back. He will kill me. I saw what he did the mogue.
I saw who he did, the margot, the tree Sentinel starting staff.
How people are like, oh right, he didn't. People were bitching
about, yeah you know what that's that will be the extra animal whatever.
Okay, no, yeah, we watched Shadow the ash Tree. So I
was mixing. I was mixing up the Hail Mary and the Lord's prayer.
I know the Lord's prayer that Father Neaven hollow to be thy name, that
Kingdom comes, I will be done on earth because they are daily bread.
I forgive us a trust. Give those you're finking your day. You've got
about the deliverus from evil and evil apart delivery. Amen, room, Amen,
froom, front footmen room, Christ bro. I'm even on that team.
Probably lost the last religious Why are you're still here? Dog? Go
go bring your son to get molested? Okay, waiting, hold on,
hold on something, something's wrong with this. How did the lords prayer?
And do you remember what was the last thing? The previous line? And
ever? For Thine is the Kingdom, the power and gloy for I'm in
he was right. I don't remember this part of it. For Kingdom,
the power and glory are yours now forever. I don't remember. For thine
is the kingdom us for us? I remember our Catholic Church would always be
lead us to deliver us from evil. Amen is where it that's ends.
But that's not how it ends for Thinus. The kingdom supposed to be yeah,
Jesus in fact, but that might be black. So it might be
black. Best question the last one. This is a quick one. Happy
Happy, Happy nation, Happy nation tune and hom ation. Living in a
hom nation where people understand the dream of sucking man rode in. That's a
lot. I don't even I hope that's not in the credits. Let's go
says hey, old people, why did the PSP fail? It's weird to
think about, considering the modern success of Nintendo Switch and even the DS,
which came out close to the PSP. The PSP did not fail. Actually,
why did Dick fail? The PSP did very well. The PSP sold
like on part with the three sixty, which is crazy really Yeah, actually
I think it's like eighty million something. Hold on, let me let me
look it up. I know it's definitely top ten the PSP uh world Well,
well see that's the thing worldwide. Yeah, sales all time, like
because Hispanics. Yeah, p S was over eighty million units? What was
the Xbox? Like he's thinking, he's thinking as an American, this person
he's thinking because like he didn't grow up with his friends being all in grossed
in PSPs, probably thinking that they failed. But like, yeah, so
the Xbox three sixty, keep this in mind, eighty four million units,
that's not about it. The PSP eighty million units. So the PSP didn't
fail. It just like wasn't It wasn't kept up. I really feel like
the Via the Vida fucked everything up. They fucked everything up with the Vita.
It just wasn't as cool of a machine. The marketing for it was
fucked. The look of it was fucked. The UI was dumb. Uh,
they didn't have anything on it was horrible. It's the bubbles, dude,
horrible. It's so it feels like a Fisher Price toy, and the
PSP felt like a supercomputer. So it's like they just completely botched it.
And also they had that thing where they were making their own like you couldn't
just buy were good. So you knocked the camera, I think I did.
You must have that. I just watched it sway away from Derek,
Oh, oh yeah, I'm completely what how does this happen? I wasn't
even I was trying to be like, wait, what happened? How do
I even? I don't even know how I move this move the thing.
Just I don't know how you did that twist it a little little less,
all right? Yeah, I didn't even I tapped like the I was looking
over there, so I just saw like us. It must have been the
force of the the the cable it might have because like it might have just
gave. And I was just like I touched my foot, touched my bag,
and then you were like you kidding, And I was like, huh
my apologies, uh no, actually fun you guys? Yeah, no,
I agree, yeah whatever, But yeah, I don't know the PSV they
did that thing where like you couldn't buy normal SD cards for it. Remember
that you couldn't have like the micro sds you had to get a proprietary sony.
Would you that that completely fucked it. I think they were nervous because
the PSP was very hackable and so that they were like, oh, yeah,
we fucked, Oh we fucked on that. Yeah. Yeah, So
like I think they wanted to just like get rid of that by like having
as much control over it as possible. But they fucked themselves because they had
like they were like, I think the cheapest one was like fifty bucks or
something, which is just like no one's no one's doing that. The more
expensive than the normal, you know, like you stumbling the hacking that ship,
say, you'd be like, oh, how did I get here?
Where the where? Now it's a computer on it. My stupid ass figured
that shit out quick, and uh, yeah, I'm gonna download way too
much porn on here, way too much. Anyway. I hope that clarified.
Yeah, I saw that, and so I see that misconception often.
But it's like it's it's not true. The just the PlayStation. The PlayStation
handheld scene failed because of the Vita, but I think I think the PSP
was actually great. I can't. Also, you can't dictate the scene of
portables compared to Nintendo. It's not the same different Nintendo has. They just
have it in a neuro grid block. The only reason the Steam Decks succeed
is because of involving Steam. Well, well, if it was any other
sphere, it would not have gotten what it is. Well, the other
thing it is the other handheld pieces are doing really well too, like we
are seeing like a boom in that space. The rg ally is apparently really
really really fucking good. There's like another one too, but I don't remember
who makes it. I've only heard about the steam Deck. Really, I
looked at the Ally, looks fucking sick. What does it do? I
mean it it does the It's does the same that. It just runs things
better. It also has like game that has game pass on it, so
you can like do game pass through it, which is fucking crazy. It
runs a sea Deck does, yeah, but it's also like a lot more
new so that's like that makes sense. But that space is growing for sure.
But I think the seam Deck is like the seam Deck appeals to people
because it's got their entire library on it. That's true, Like, oh,
I can buy this machine. I don't have to buy any games for
it, or if I do buy game for it, I get it on
two different plants. It's like to buy anywhere kind of thing. Yeah,
where it's like that's a really enticing thing for sure. I don't know.
I gotta utilize my team deck, Moore. I got to play more games
that I can really you because I don't even in my PC, I'm not
utilizing it. Well, I feel like I have it, and I don't
know why you spend that much money on a PC that you don't play.
I played Destly on it now, like I've made effort to start playing Destiny
on it now. But even like that is not even pushing it. It's
not even like exactly. I'm like, what like what I I what?
What? What can I play? It's a really like dang, I could
use this nothing. I'm like, nothing like that exists. Yet by the
time it exists, if you don't be old, try Dragon's Dogma too,
I get or I guess that was even shirt that doesn't fucking dude, I'm
on Ultra settings with Balder's Gate three like I am. The game is not
It makes a sound when it turns out and then it stops. That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know. No, my ship thirty sixty it hustles.
You can hear it. You're like, oh, I on the Ultra
settings and Cyberpunk, and it was like, all right, let's go.
Let's like, let's go. Sounds like a car cars out of your house.
Cyberpunk's gorgeous. I love that fucking game so much. I feel like
Cyberpunk is such a unique story of a video game, like it should be
talked. Thought they should make documentaries about Cyberpunk and how much like people fucking
change their opinions of it because it's insane. I love that game. Yeah,
I liked it immediately too. My favorite part is one of the black
guy dies. Me too. That's crazy, it's crazy. It's really my
new part though, Like it's only a few minutes, but like, I
really like it a lot. I replayed that part a lot actually, yeah,
like like at least eighty five times. It's like a scene in Fable
like that. I keep coming back to you. Oh man, I gotta
record that and put post it so I have it forever. Anyway, we're
gonna read our. We're gonna get the fuck out of here. We're gonna
read our. Twenty five dollars patrons, now count me down, three two
one. Just call up this hotline, twink, and I'll suck your dingling.
Uh, Miles Powers, I can hear Miles Powers are closer to closer
to infamous than Spider Man. Well no, it's literally both checks. Well
yeah, actually that's kind of true. Yeah, No, he is.
He has more of Yeah, I guess so that's both both. Yeah,
but the fact it's it's he he's lesser of. He's lesser similar to both
because he has the other. I don't think that makes sense. I think
I think you thought it made sense what you were saying. It made sense.
So here's the thing. If you're Spider Man but you have electric powers,
you're not very similar to infamous the infamous guy at all because you have
spider powers. No, you are because you have but you have spider powers.
You're similar to both of them. What do you mean? Cole's not
somewhat to Spider Man, but he's similar to He's not similar to Peter,
but he's similar to Miles is similar to Peter. So my similar to both
of them. That's not that works. Who's Peter Weller Wellington? Peter Wellington,
Peter Wellington, Peter just made up a fake guy. No, he's
a real man. Well, I'm sure, but yes, technically I'm trying
Facebook searcher Peter Wellington and find at least three people. Did he invent the
beef Wellington? No? That was actually uh, his name is Beef my
name is Beef Thompson, and I'm the creator of beef. Period. What
do they call it beef? Uh? It's it's it's how other languages refer
to cows basically, just like I can't Latin or Germanic. I can't remember
exactly which ones. It might even be other ones, but I know that
beef is just how you refer to cows. And that's just like, well
that makes sense because beef, it's still beef, is how you no no
thought I thought I was thought to side when I was like, is what's
wrong? Because cow in Spanish is what? Again? I have no recollection.
I knew for like a day. I know that fact, though.
That's like, that's like a thing like other other the way that we say
the way that we so for example, the way that we talk about fish,
right, how we talk about like fish's fish meat is fish like there's
no like, there's no term for it. That's kind of the same way
that other other languages and other other cultures talk about beef and cows, and
so we just kind of adopted that. But well we still have a different
name. Let's start with I think it starts with H. I don't know
No, it's not. What's count of Spanish? Yeah, stupid even that's
like, you know what I mean, Cows aren't bulls technically. I mean,
I think Toto's bulling Spanish? Right, what sounds about right? I
think it was bulling Spanish? Right, whatever, I don't care, we're
not. It was probably fucking like, look at this fucking idiot, and
she's about to show up right now, she shows up Jane Nick twenty seven.
Nancy Pelosi's tits are blotting out the sun live action Street Fighter movie starring
Alison Brie as a Kuma, and she's somehow actually really good. Vaughan of
the Dead. I saw, I saw a street Fighter movie where like Cammy's
fighting naked like a movie, like an animated movie. You mean, no,
Cammy, And it's really like I when I watched it way too many
times, my book markedin for sure, but like just in case, wait,
why have I wait? Wait wait wait? I think I looked into
it because I studied it very intensely, and I think, what it is.
It's like somebody fan there's it's it's a real movie, but somebody fanned
because Cammy is already ostensibly naked. They just kind of redid the frames to
edit her into just being naked. Yes, it looks very convincing because I
was watching it and it's it's so weird because it's a char where she lands
and there's like an upshot of her ass and then just scored like she lands
and squirts. Basically, I'm like, this can't be real. Squirts land,
But the Source movie is real. The Source movie is real. Is
it when she killed a politician? No, she's fighting, she's fighting somebody
that she's fighting someone, because it's not She better too, because she doesn't
actually have a fighting scene in that she kills the politican. Just she kills,
but she didn't have a fighting fights. She fights in four right doesn't
she fight in four? Probably? Or no, you're getting annoyed? No,
because four four is when they go to find Ken's wife, right,
and it's Chunley's soaker. They get on the boat and then Ree's on there
as well, and then Ken is beating the funk out a regular people and
it's like, can these are normal individuals and you can't be hitting them like
this? It's on videos, of course, it is a real movie.
Based on what I saw the original version of it. I don't know why.
I just don't remember when she fights. I could be wrong, though,
but I don't remember when she fights some lady with like sulass viper that
sounds like viper. That's viper? Is she there? Like, oh,
this is the Alpha movie? Yeah it is that really well, is so
distracted, but like we can't show this on screen obviously, like it's real.
She's just fucking naked. It's just alpha. It's an Alpha movie.
But she was an Alpha sheugh Viper and Alpha well at least, like,
uh, because that the the the what do you call it? The because
I don't think that's four even though bro, yo, damn, but isn't
that like what that's well done? That's really like that's like I saw that's
cool, said it to me. That's cool shot imaging. So wait,
come on, I don't remember them fighting? All right? This is absolutely
ridiculous. It's it's super what Yeah, that's a shot. There's like two
versions of it. Squirts, bro, It's insane, dude, people,
how do they do it? It's really what it's super is out of pocket
and make a mistake. I watched it a lot, but like I was
just like, is this real dude. If I was if I was fifteen,
now, dog, I would have been a fucking creepy problem. I'm
pretty sure I would have had spines on my fucking on my spinal cor would
have had spikes. I would have had a tail that I grew. I
would have been fucking elizard mcgolder. We can fable how like you transforms evil
ship. It would have been a creach I would have had. I would
have been all right, Vaughan of the Dead, uh Spiro, that memory
just got flashbang back into me. Check it out. Make sure to check
out the Alpha movie because the way that Uhru was drawn in that where I'm
like, that's Alpha big. It's when he's well, it's actually when he's
really smooth. He's like he looks pretty like he's still big, but he
looks pretty in Alpha like well, the way that he's drawn in like the
Alpha series, he looks like not as rugged, you know, really Okay,
Spiro two ripped Tights Revenge Vaughan into dead rounded Asian. I like Menderman.
The I Like Mendermann joke was stolen from a real actual AI search result
is their gay Slenderman character Gerard uh phatic Baldwin, star of thirty Cocks.
No, it happened Dutch and the snark tank went gay. It went gay
Dutch. We did it, Yeah, we did it. We did it
though, because we have to do this right. Yeah, no, no,
what did you do that? That's not enough. Over the over oes
making an entire outfit out of swings foreskin, you can u big. He
went to the blacks. Oh my god, I'm an idiot. You went
back to confused. I was like, wait a minute, is the camera
out? And then I realized what we should we should do again. We
should end every every episode like the Sopranos. It's the black somebody to show
up and like show up and then you're on him. Still though I shouldn't
be it. It's on three camera three, which is nothing. Yeah huh,
all right, there we go aries destroy Israel in my life is yours
big elephant convincing you tusks are real, big elephant, big element a big
elephant. I love that big everything. It's it's the joke that keeps on
giving doctor doctor diss providing cheap med med consultations for youths. I saw somebody
say doctor doctor more like pediatrician, stupid soupid it's me, It's me,
pediatrician disrespect pediatricians just rolls off the top. Yeah, it's pretty close.
I hate this planet. Dude, Uh Death pooped in a sack called poop
sack. Fuck my chungus life Jack the world's fastest Maori. The w r
C is always and has uh has always been better than f one. Fight
me look up. Her look up has been hotel on Amazon Prime. Keith
David voices and alcoholic cat demon and sings a song to a femboy gay spider.
I know this, we know this, we know the creator, we
know everything about there is Keith David. Yeah, we know everything. I
haven't seen Hiven in a while, though, Big Meaty stinks. Andy the
man whose handies are now eightier but not as Dandy. You're fucking gay is
in homosexual Nice try nice hard, Charles Lakirk, you dumbass, Heath Smoker
gigs, I'm creating gas Natcho, Leebray's secret son retarded. Kirk is gay,
Roberts gay, Lars is gay, but the gay is is James.
I'm Christopher and I want king and stinky farts. I'm I am the gay
Man. I am the ball crust the Beatles. That's so dumb is that
the Walrus Jesus Christ, the Chosen Come. One of my lectures got cocked
by the leading of the Pixies. Ben Shapiro moans when he when the when
his finger goes through the toilet paper, mister pants. Did you hear about
the crazy TikToker who said the N word and then got fired and tried to
be a right wing grifter and failed at that? I saw that. Yeah,
yeah, it's pretty wild. Yeah, it's so easy. It's so
easy to just like even get in that position. And then she failed still
because I think, like, isn't her like a husband, like mixed or
something. There was something happening where people started being like, oh, fucking
mud shark, and I was like, damn, what shark is? Carazy?
Excuse me? I forgot to talk about that movie that was you Burning
Coal and like, yeah, that's the type of imagine imagine being imagine that,
like, imagine that for real. It's an X Men type. It's
some X Men level ship where it's just like that's why people are like they
wouldn't do it to the X Men. It's like yeah, they would black
people brokeing. Mute tigger, What the that is TRUEX crazy lately tigger,
mute tigger, the idea, the idea that I love that. I love
that in the comics with someone's racist over, Wolverine is like, I'll should
have killed you, Like, don't funk with me. I'm like, you,
actually, they'll kill you. He's like, you're lucky my friends are
here and they are not killing people people, because I would have murdered you
right now. And I'm like, I love that. I eat with a
biban. Get out of here, yummy. Imagine that puts are shuffling towards
you really fast, terrifying. Don't piss me Off'm putting the babon. Get
my baby. It says big boys like that, like like big boy,
or who's hungry something dumb shoes hungry. This guy is really and he's just
casually eating like a bear. When bears like eat their prey, They're just
like boom, dude. The way they slam the mid section. They just
start pulling all the fucking spaghetti looking organs out of them. And I'm like,
oh my god. The animals is like the bears just like it's just
holding them down. This creature is using all of the tower. It's like
it's all it's like it's using it's all right now where it's all right.
We're trying to burn everything. And then the bears is like no, no,
no, you want somebody just scooping. Scooping things to death is crazy
and it's what they like. It really is like when polar Bears hit wars
and kill him instantly. Boom. They punched too, they get they always
hit crates for some reason. Boom, yum, hey son, come here,
and the baby's like, yeah, I'm gonna play polar bear. Polar
Bears, Drew, Dude. They do like holy damage. They do physical
damage. Like it's like you can't resist it. It's no resistance on you.
You'll just take damage. It's slash, piercing and strike. It's everything
you like. You hit with the sword so hard that the blunt force kills
you, like so that means upon immediate con that immediate contact, you die.
The slices through that hurts. You're a club sword. It's a club.
It's a it's a it's a paddle pretty much like something. Somehow,
it defies a lot of physics where it's like lumpy but also extremely sharp.
How does that work? Like you like you make a circle sharp? You
like just completely rounded rounded. I'm almost imagining, almost imagining it would have
to be like almost like a p S one texture kind of thing, you
know what I mean, where it's just like polygon polygon. It's so poly
gone till it's round. But it's real sharp. It's real sharp. So
if you hit someone so hard to be a sharp sphere, I feel like
you can't have a sharp speed, understand, Like I feel like there must
be I feel like someone's fucked around till they figured that out. Yeah,
it'll exp like it'll explode your head if it hits you hard enough, but
it'll also explode into into cut pieces like so like your head explodes, but
it's also cut at the same time. It's slashed. Yeah, it's slash
sharp, so completely in pale. It's an impaling slash. The images I'm
getting crazy, You're freaking it's just a spear with spikes on it, Like
it's just a mace, I'm getting Yeah, it's just mails and stuff like
flails and fucking morning stars and ship Baller of the First Sin Spumba fetter is
a guy with down syndrome in a three piece suit and a briefcase of loose
jelly beans and skittles. That's sounds like the coolest guy ever. Really.
Hang uh yeah, jolly old dipship, the Jesus versus my Judas. Judas
Jesus, you imagine Bivity was at play, would write a bivity if there's
a margin, Jesus Marjorn Jesus would be fucking dire up. That would be
a dire situation for all of us? May I load dripping splatter ciphergraph masturbating
till I come puss? All right? Okay, no, don't say that.
I'm not a Frankenstiger. Bro and marv'st con fighting collection, New Gears
of War and Sparking Zero. We are so fucking back. Yep. Yeah,
they're bringing back all the old ship, all the ship that we grew
up on. They're bringing it back. I won't be playing Sparking zero,
but ye want that. Yeah, I'm playing. I can't. I can't
justify it. Did you did you see a new thing for the show today
or got how wild it looks cool? I could google that, I could
look back and watch they're not gonna play it for real, Well, why
would I play it? What is the purpose of a single player dragon bo
I've seen this story a million times. I get it. Go go's cool.
I get it. Chris, Chris, you can still do battles with
people. I didn't even understand. It's only one stage in the high box
time chamber. You can still do you can still play. I'm Kingston.
I'm not going to buy a game to do local play on one textureless map.
That's insane. That's the whole point of That's the only reason that I
was excited for that game in the first I'll still do it, Like,
I have to play that game. I have to. I have to.
Why huh? Because I love Dragon Ball Man. Did you play Cakarot No,
That's what I'm saying. Because it didn't have it didn't have the controls.
Well, I don't know. Here's why. Here's why. Because it's
a fucking single player Dragon Ball Z game. That's true, that's why it
controlled like ship also, but also I'm just like I'm i I Fighters Z
was good enough for me. Fighters being amazing, I'm good. I am
sad as I'm going You're not going back, because what you're getting isn't what
you got. There is no back. You're going to somewhere new that pretending
to be back to me. Trust me, they're gonna put They're gonna put
more. Well, you know what, when they do that, I'll come.
I'll go when when they add in local co op or local like split
screen PvP, then I'll jump in. That's right now. It's like,
literally, it is literally the only reason that I was looking forward to down
to playing that game in the first time, that game bron playing my hands
bleed. I'm gonna play that ship. I'm get bored as I'm gonna get
good at and I'm gonna play online. I'm gonna get fucked up real bad.
I'm gonna stop playing online. And then I'm like, hey, Christ,
you want to come over and just play hot by some tram and you're
gonna be like yeah, I'm like I don't want to. You're gonna play
it, and I'm like, all right, this is actually really fun.
We'll see and it'll be like three hours all about the house playing it at
the same stage over and over again, having a blast. Everybody transformed,
being like, oh man, that's so cool. These stuff this combo for
when I was like, oh wow, yeah this whirlwind punch. Yeah,
and I'm totally like, yeah, this is awesome. Yeah, I'm totally
fine having that experience at somebody else's house. I don't need to own that.
I would love to own it if it was truly a ten kaychi game,
but it's it's clearly like compromising a way that I can't justify, So
I'll I'll play it at other people's houses. Look at that fucking empty room
every single fight, and get incredibly bored immediately. Probably I really due.
They're gonna They're gonna have to there's gonna be too much outroad people. You
guys gotta understand why, Like why why is it not just like the Danger
Room. I don't know. I don't know. I don't there's no good
reason why. There's there's no good reason why. But I don't get it
anyway. See Hunter bis Uh rebsmancking tires in the mind. I'm a mod
the fuck out of that game. Bro, Derek, you're gonna mod Dragon
Ball. I'll get it for both. See how Modern Fighters he is?
Man? Yeah, have you seen the Black Mister Bley? I can't.
I had a glassy squirting yelled, christ Will yelled down streaming those mic.
I saw that, and I never laughed that hard amount. I laughed so
hard that the outlines of my vision were turning white because I was about to
pass out. Eli Frost Martian manfucker, I gotta go see that. Martian,
is that Justice League? That's great. That's a great one. I've
never thought about that even as a kid. Yeah, that's the best one
that I've heard, I think in a while. The best new one.
Martian man fuckers awesome dudes is an alien who fox Man? Yo, dude,
I saw this ship and I almost died. That is amazing. Look
at that. That is amazing. Come on, it's not gonna focus not
focusing on an asshole team. That is crazy. Dude that's in the game
is so you know. And they put the audio fouls as an ape dog
no, no, you know, And I was like, this is so
funny. I'm gonna throw up. Is it ape? Are you serious?
Having going wild? That's what I was crazy. They love it. They
went and recorded fucking They went all the way to Compton to get those comeouts.
Man. They went When the dude, when the dude fucked the guy
and then comes in his eye. That's a more gay. That's a more
gay. When you feel in your soul need to toss salad bo, that's
some more. It doesn't work. It doesn't work exactly. That last part
is the opposite, in fact, en coming coming. I don't know.
That was pretty well, it was good. This is good. The first
one was good enough, though you you shouldn't have continued, man, Dean
Martins the goat man, greedy. I don't care what you guys say.
Man, Dean Martin's the goat song with think one of those types. Yeah,
like a ble. Dean Martin's a pizza just a it's a it's a
it's a specialty pizza. Also a guy. You know, No, you
go, you go, you go to a pizza spidy, you go,
Hey, I'm going to get a Martin. Dean Martin sang. He's saying,
that's more. He's saying sway. He's saying, did he think sway?
Actually, when the inwards in the start to swing, when swing,
you must go to the bodega system. Oopsie grew tid. I guess I'm
a woman now wrongfully exonerated. I fed up because I almost said the hard
R. I was like, well, the Negroes really start to swing run
away. They steal everything wrongfully exonerated Donald Trump, purping on Don's play a
frenchman, ate a playe Google and discuss Maxilowette, Keep your dick, keep
keep your dick inside, keep your dick inside, keep you the inside my
asshole, keep your dick inside, Keep yourself alive, she piped on My
pippupossum doctor disrespect her showers with minors, allegedly, Uh, we can't do
this, we can't do this. Why are you trying to start? Oh
by the way, by the way, I'm not trying to look, I'm
not I'm not saying anything. Yeah, but twenty seventeen, doctor disrespect comes
out and he says I've been unfaithful, I've cheated. Stop. And twenty
seventeen is apparently where these messages are from. I actually with this minor h
I think there's like there's an alleged potential that, like I think people were
saying that, like the messages were about arranging a meete up a twitch con.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying anything. Say like, I'm not
saying stopped. It intervened and the reason why it got so fucking awkward and
they're like, oh, let's just sweep this on the rug. This is
too crazy. I actually totally I pieced that together myself that I was like,
probably talking about the same person. Yeah, I look, I don't
know, but uh, however, it is is possible. It is It's
very possible that it's the same person. But also a cheater probably was like
slanging. He was probably slaying dick everywhere he was. Probably he was probably
going ham hard in the paint. Because I imagine I think they work things
out. I mean, if you know, because you think about a lot
of women those situations, they're like, uh, I'm wealthy, I'll figure
it out. Kind of a thing. I wonder. I'm rich, I
do wonder though, I'll just che him back. The thing about the thing
about that is like cheating's pretty bad, right, yeah, but like I
don't, well no, because here's the thing. It's like, people work
through a lot, Yeah they do. This is something though, I don't
know, do you work through like this. There's a lot of people that
work through. This to me feels way worse than infidelity. To me,
it's I mean, it's infidelity, but just at a at the probably max
level, it is the most not good. It's it's the worst, like,
oh, you have a wife that I'm assuming his wife's probably pretty and
ship I me, yeah, probably, I'm sure he married up. And
then it's like that little girl right there, Yeah, I prefer you over
because like you got to think about that, like God, like why would
you Like I think about like, say, my wife's been gone for a
month and a half, and like I'm just like, oh, yeah,
yeah I got rid of her. She you can't You're not going to find
her body. But like, ok I have a question when you're done.
I have a question when you're done. Okay, But I was just I'm
just saying love story short. I'm just like I don't there is no desire
for me where I'm like, let me find some dumb bitch that knows like
that could teach me about skibbity and all this shit. Yeah, like that's
like I don't want my Like I'm I don't want that, brother, I
don't. It's just not like I don't get it that the I imagine being
supremely annoyed by spending five minuteses like if I was spending five minutes when I
would hang out with my cousin the ship that she would talk about like I
made my ears want to bleed because I just had no interest in it,
like in like her, the stuff she was talking about, and then the
music she was listening to. And I'm like, I have a theory,
No, I have a theory about this. Yeah. I don't know how
true this is, but I have this feeling that, like I think a
lot of these things happen because when people when guys, especially who feel like
maybe they've been like short change, right, or like they've been like maybe
in high school they weren't like super sought after, right, And so they
get older and maybe they even have like a six maybe they end up meeting
people like later on, like in their twenties or whatever, and then they
settle down, they have a family. But then like a seventeen year old
high school person, right, yeah, shows interest in them, and then
that like oh, this is like validating you know what I mean, or
like this this this is like yeah, I'm owed this, but you know
what I mean. Yeah, I don't know how true that is. It's
the only way that I can even remotely understand or like get into the headspace
of like, is that, yeah, this is like what I mess down
that sounds like it could be broken down to being right. It must be
like I there's no like, what this is what I must have missed out
on. The thing that's weird about because I kind of agree with that because
when you're at his level, obviously we're trying to logic this, which is
like who knows if there's even any lie, right, if there's any logic,
because when you're at his love, because you just might just be a
perpot. It's like young girls. But it's like, yeah, but you
would think that when you're at that level. It's kind of like the why
you didn't understand the rock stars that would go after the young'uns because I'm like,
when you're at that level of fame, you can get anyone. Yeah,
So at that point, it's like you're kind of going out of your
way. Like Stephen Tyler of Aerosmith was writing in his journal about smashing some
sixteen year old I'm like, dude, you can smash anyone. You're Steven
Tyler of one of the biggest bands on Earth, So you're kind of going
out of your way. The thing too It's like even if you're like like
a forty five year old rocker, it's like, what's wrong with Like is
twenty five not hot? Also, like what is that like? So that's
what confuses me. It's just like because fucker, because the thing to be
looking for fucking eighty five and up bro, eighty five and up bro.
That I honestly I think I would throw up. I mean, that's I'm
trying to fuck her to the end. I'm trying to bring her over that
canyon. Bro, my dick, My dick's a killer thinking about because the
thing, because the thing to me is just like when I think about like
be like, came this is really fucking insane, fucking demon shut up,
Yeah, of course, because the thing to me is like I can't as
of right now, like I just can't imagine that I'll ever be so like
I can't imagine that I'm gonna be like fifty years old and I'm not going
to think like a twenty seven year old woman is attractive, you know what
I mean? If she's attractive, that's just like they're just objectively like that's
like a that's like an you know what I mean, Look, man,
I don't see anything. My wife right now is oh shit, you gonna
be mad. I think she's twenty eight, twenty nine. I think she's
twenty nine. No, she's gonna be twenty nine. She's twenty eight,
right, are sure? So anyway, my point being, there is no
point, there's no part of me that's like she was a little younger,
like ye, she gets a little warning like the so weird literally nothing in
my like uh, like I imagine she would probably have to be in her
forties to where I start like, oh, I can see the crows,
and you know you can start, but when the crows start coming out of
their eyes, you know, when you know they turned into fucking actual crows
like women. And I still and I still think like women at that age
or because like I'm watching them, I'm rewatching the boys and who's the the
lesbian that play? That's like she's like, wonder woman may like you fucking
bombed very Yeah, she's fucking older, but I'm like, I would fucking
go to town right now. I could fun her till she would die with
her powers. I'm sure. I'm sure, I am sure of it.
What's that? What's that? She's like that's enough, and I'm like,
I have so much bigger left. I feel about what's what's her name from?
Better call saul Kim. She's like fifty something. Oh, she's like
older. I had no idea. I was like, what the hell you
can get? It's oh, she's great for age, that's incredible. For
fifty something, that's wild great, like maybe me and my love for nia
long, I would I would sacrifice all of it. I would go Kyle
kay, and I'd use the whole life and I'd be like Lily, I'm
sorry, and I'd fly away. But I'd like, but now imagine being
goodbye. But now imagine being someone who's just like I don't understand. That's
it's it's strange, like what happened to you? Like what happened to you?
For I feel it's it's the same. It's like the reverse of like
the girls now that are like in their twenties getting botox. I'm like,
what happened to you? How the fuck do you need? Both talks at
twenty? You don't need it, That's the whole point. It's like,
you don't need it. If you are listening to him, you know you
do need it. Look into the mirror right now, and tell you tell
me when the straight face you're happy with it. Whoever, whoever, whoever's
really listening to this right whoever's that really like paying it to what I'm saying
right now? You need it? You need it. You know who I'm
talking to right now? Twitch that camera, Jessica, fix yourself. No,
we probably we probably that's too common of it. I should have said,
like, Mod, you mean mogd Is there anyone? So many mods
are left on this earth? That's a real name. That was a name
for a woman, is an old And then there's mod was the was the
thing? There's the mod is Like, what do you mean Rod and Todd?
Ned's a wife, Ned Flanders's wife? Mod. Oh yeah, it's
a real name. What is that name? Short? It's like Gertrude and
Gretchen and like Dingless or whatever the they had names, you might as well
if you're gonna name somebody Gretchen and Gertrude and Grunkling and fucking grunchy. I
don't know what grunchy, grunchy, grunkling record and grungle like my name Grongle,
Grongle. I feel like grungle is the name of like some sort of
earthy gnomish man with a big nose comes out of the ground. He's like,
hey, I'm Grungle, and he digs back, he burrows back into
the floor. Grungles. The name of a chimps dog. That's just a
fucking terrible name. Could you imagine that there's chips dog like you know how,
like you know humans have dogs, You're not humans have dogs? You
know humans have dogs? We have dogs, right, I don't know how
that chimps had a version of dogs, like they were like as far back
on the evolutionary chain for as different from us in the same way from us
that the dogs aren't the right. So it's like, what would that beast?
Me? What would that creature? Would be tiny, small, but
it'd be way more savage than any dog could be. It would be like
a jack. I guess it looks It looked like a war beast. I
think from destiny you make a ferret of some kind of feeling like like some
weird looking fair with like a big job with a fucking maw and toss pretty
much like what other horrible, awful, awful woman names you know what name
I like, but people don't like too much. I really like the name
Broomhilda. I don't know why I don't like it. Super German like Hilda
is not bad. I guess the ship out of take that broom ship out
of there? Like it's why that they that's the or broom or Broom is
my daughters named after her future she's good at that's crazy, Beverly, what
the fun is that? I'm actually it? It says, Bely. No,
that is not real. That's gotta be a type of no. I'm
not gonna birth. That's a that's like birth is not a real name.
Be fat if your name is, there's no births. There's big Bertha that
is just deep. She's big, big, big, she's she's obese on
only half of her body like her like she has the upper body of alignments.
That's it half the side like it's like if it's like if two face,
but like his other face is fat. One side is gune and skinny
like a fucking Auschwitz kid, and the other size is row punned vampire from
blade that they found in a freaking house that they kept trying to light on
it. It's like that dude, what do you call him? What is
he called out if he's like, he's too fast, can't be too he's
too fast. I was thinking of that kind of fat. It doesn't make
sense. He's like, yeah, what the hell what you would call?
What? I don't know. I can't I'm trying. I'm trying. Combinator.
Fucking Brendan Fraser's the whale on the other side was Harvey Dent and then
Harvey Dents and then Harvey Dent. Harvey Dents so much that I need to
be Oh my god, I need that drug. Guys. Oh Harvey Dents
right, please, homeless people, please get get get it done, Get
it done. Harvey Dents is fun. If you squeeze the weight back through
me, be a regular note person. It's like it's like the balloons.
He could like he could squitch into the other side of him. He could
do like powered up hits. When he's like Mario, what he does,
He's like one arm and he throws. It's like Popeye when he eats the
Spanish and you could see it is disgusting. But that was really discussed.
He would eat spoonfuls of Spanish and then beat people up on the street.
You know, he would he would fight gods. He would go he beat
the funk out of God Jesus, and that was the hero that was their
their hero. Like in the twenties and thirties they manifested the people born in
the early nineteen hundreds, manifested this guy because we were like, we need
hope, we need we need somebody to believe in, and so they invented
fucking Popeye the sailor man. Always yeah, he's definitely racist. But of
course, what's the name of the guy eate the burgers and he's like Druggle,
Whimpydruggle really like like Winston or something. Really his name was Whimpy.
I think I think it was Wimpy or Winston. I don't with burgers,
but I'm too bad because I don't know why I even didn't beat the funk
out him, because you would say, oh, gladly pay you for wait,
gladly pay you Tuesday for today, and it's like, shup, be
stupid pussy. And once you just beat him until he died, I would
just grab him by his shoulder real heart, and I'd be like, if
you come back, I'm gonna kill you. Don't come back. So there's
like, please don't there's Alice the goon. I've never that's amazing. I'm
j Wellington. Wimpy, wimpy, Yeah, j well it is j Wellington.
That's right, that's the guy everythinking. That's right, Peter Peter,
that's Peter Wellington's son. Full circle. Oh my god, she picked on
my pivot. What were doing? Where we again? Don't come back sucking
three hours again? Essentially, damn it, this just finished. Let's finish
it. Whimpy seriously, Well, she's sucking a fuck out of him,
bro, play like a dragon infinite wealthe bitches insisting that Brian was a stand
up guy. Looking out my window so much looking at my window, biting
my lip while the door dasher delivers my order. He's not safe. Just
the hard R star coffee, rip the digital who can now I'm getting molested
on the set of Embryonni Sheldon in the song Jaded Drake said Jora Smith was
old enough, but she's still a baby. She was about twenty one and
he was about thirty two. Yep, that's how it goes. My son
froze to death in the waste of Ohio. BI going home was to pay
you Fox. This is his memorial rip John transferm gremlin exposing people with like
doze tongs in ninety million rodgers and fanizing radiation. You strag the Canadian do
do you goon? Son? Do you goon to me? Goon to me?
Do you goon to me? Do you sounds like he sounds like a
dog is trapped in his esopagis. It's so crazy? Are you do you
mebout no where? I'm hanging out with a couple of queers. But he
says, oh weird. It's like he's speaking, It's like he's speaking real
time in slow motion. The fact that he somehow deduces that they're both they're
Bothy. I've been examining that, like I like, seriously, I'm like,
okay, did he examining He's setting it because like Jack skelling in the
in the fucking in the tower Christmas stuff, something's up with I can't figure
it out nobody because he's like, okay, did he think he was gay
the whole time? And then he just thought like or did? And I
was like, wait, that doesn't make an sense because you wouldn't hang out
with Michael he thought he was gay the whole time because he's already obsessed.
So basically what happened is he thought Micah is projecting, like every accusation is
confession. He was like, oh, he's clearly gay because he's putting it
so hard on Arthur though, well he just he's like, all right,
no, he's he is gay. He must be gay because anybody that was
going to back this heart must be gay. But also Micah must be gay
because he's he cares so much about he's outing other people. So it's like
the twist is that Dutch doesn't care. He just doesn't like, yeah,
we failed. We did after we were gonna do it. Do you.
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find a way, hung Sheldon, Dracula flow. I trample her pussy underfoot
like a stampede of bison through the Wyoming countryside. Gather to watch three x
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the blade. They didn't help me swing it. He'll too, he'll Oh
my god, shwing remember that fuck song? Shwing? Why the fuck did
you remember that? Because he did the fucking sound of the Blade. I
watched that video wait soo many times. You know what you're talking about.
You might have heard it if you saw the movie Knocked Up. I've never
seen films George Lucas Firington RPG at the Good Year, but I have seen
that movie. I don't remember that scene though you're in the club. They're
in the club getting tipsy. There's only that one. There's and then there's
like, oh ship, suck my dick and busting my ass. And you
know, I only listened to Catholic hymns and shaboozy thank you. You know
when you know when Ranala turned into the moon and then she comes crashing now,
which I could do that right now. He's turned into a moon,
blow up the whole room. Yeah, I don't remember that episode of fucking
Fraser where Niles gives birth and it's like a full like you see his pussy,
you see you see his little his little fucking his little urethra because they're
black. That is the final podcast. That is a laugh. That is
how the podcast ends. That would be so good as dark take that.
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not knowing the term spear. Uh, Don Donkerson, listen to hit My
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of the one of the best original gay songs I've ever heard. You Gotta
Pay the Troll sold the end the boys whole gage six Solid. Snake tweeting
about how the woke mob took over the military because he can't say slurs anymore.
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hate these woke liptards. This libtards are taking over us. They're making they're
they're making our kids trans I think I Shadow Moses was fine. Methinks Shadow
Moses wasn't gay, so it was fine. I shouldn't have stopped them.
They could have had a we could have had a day free world. Could
you imagine that we're gonna kill gay people? And then Snake's like, you
have a point. I shouldn't have stopped Asholot. He's gargling, I should
have man, Snake, Snake stove. Olot's gone woke. No, it's
like the colonel. He's like snake Lot's gone robe. Oh no, that's
the worst possible outcome. What's he up to now? Our sources indicate that
he's he's trans and ship and ship and s and ship. That's stone cold
face and ship. Jesus Christ, What's how can we stop that world?
We've sent a strike team. He's literally removers while he's biting his own business
in his house. He's not even trans. He's just he's just like embraced.
You know what it is. He started dancing. He just wanted to
learn how to dance because he's more comfortable with his masculator. He learned how
to sew. He fucked up his pants. We just learned how to sew.
He looks it looks like the woke mob is taking control of revolvers.
No, what's he doing. He looks like he's learning to sew like a
queer. His boy. Look, his boy is wearing a dress and it's
like his son is just wearing a kilt. Like the they're fucking their Scottish
heritage and his son. He's like, yeah, that's it's like his son.
Like yeah, today you had to like bring in son about a heritage.
Someone's gonna bring it. He's like, yeah, that that seems fine.
Just make sure you're packed a pair of pants, you know, and
like like he's at him and murdering snake. Yeah, asked you to take
lethal force if necessary, and it will be necessary because it is in fact
required. Prob I'm so excited. I'm way ahead of you. In fact
inbound. I'm inbound under his under his house. The idea of snake crawling
under his house. He's been there. He's been there for two weeks.
He's living next to a raccoon and an ant pill. It's all over him,
carling in this one his eyes, and this ant on his brain,
actually on the inside of his crawling through his ears for days. He Scott
answered, his brain. He's like. I've mapped out his entire daily routine.
At approximately nine am, he always takes a monster ship. I placed
four under his plumbing, kills the toilet, He kills everybody in a wild
explosion. When he flushes, his entire property will be gone. He flushes
and it's actually a mini hydrogen bomb, and he kills. He wants to
get it. It's the perfect moment. Gets in the boss. He doesn't
die like a regulars. He goes. I frames He's like, he goes,
he goes, he goes, he goes. I've placed it in the
toilet. If he wants to flush his life away, I'll help him.
Idea of him putting on the box at the perfect moment. Is he just
he's got the I frames, the shock wave goes straight through him. Well
done, snake. There's one less member of the woke mob. It's been
a pleasure. What's his name, Vulcan Raven? With Raven, he's like
Vulcan Raven's been saying some things about black lives matter. I doesn't he understand
that's wrong. All lives matter, lives matter. He eats snakes and hides
in the dirt. He goes ill. It's a flack lives matter. I
just realized I'm half Asian. Gross blows. Oh my god, do it?
We have to stop because this will, this will go on. This
is an amazing one though. I love this. I just realized that I'm
half Asian gay. My joy is all doubtful means. I don't believe you
that's a terrorist organization. You weren't born that way. He's joking like Candice
Owen's documentary, Right, I can't. Can't you believe that? Okay?
Sure, and you were born fat too, Sure, big deal? You
sound real dumb, right, now I only come to never mind. We
gotta give goe sounds made up to me. That's stupid. How would you
make a holiday? My friend, my friend Nick Marx is ride. They
should leave the kids alone making they're making the kids trance. Yeah, we
can't. Musical chairs with the chairs are lady boys with fat cocks? Give
me, come give me, give me that which I give me. Come
give me scene and give me that which I be needed. It's pretty good
that the bars bars. I was gonna ask this question before story. So,
if you're in a straight relationship, right, God, if you cheat
on your house with a gay person, that doesn't count though, right,
because that's gay cheating. That's not straight cheating, that's gay. That's gay
cheating. Right? Can I tell you something? I kind of I don't
agree, but I agree more than I more than I think I should.
Here's like if my girlfriend cheats. If my girlfriend were to cheat on me
with a woman, I would still be hurt, but it would be significantly
less paid, feel way less bad. Yeah, because I'd be like,
oh, well, you were just hiding something, and it's like, okay,
that hurts. But like every girl, every girl that if every girl
would be shattered to death if their boyfriend cheated on them with a dude,
Well do you think? So? Here's the thing. I know Lily would
cry. So I think jojounderstands that, like how uninterested I am and men
that if that's somewhere were to happen. I think her first thought would be
kind of humor, like wait, you fuck the dude? Like she'd laugh
at first until she understands you think the dude. I think like she,
I feel like she would have a hard time even understanding how that happened,
like because it is such a I have shown not in a like eighty ao,
there is not a spec of me showing that like maybe you know,
like like it would happen to where it's like, oh I fucked it,
dude. I think it would take her a while to even like first believe
me, and then she'd be like how how like it would be? It
would take a while before it's sunk in the like head to truth like you've
been oh so what you did cheat? Like it would be a while before
she was like you did cheat? Why did you? Like? I think,
like I feel like it would take a while before she would be like
upset because it's so seems so unseerious and me just plowing some bitch where she'd
be like, well, I know you really love pussy, so what the
fuck? Bro? You know, Like, yeah, anyway, I've asked
her. I've asked her about that. All right, let's go. Yeah,
me Fishy speaking incantations to the pussy, all that spirit box, Freezer,
calling black sayins the N word. I'll carpet momb the Gaza strip for
recorder. John Strickland, my partner, snapped the legs off my Chris rag
on YouTube and then proceeded to tear my legs off and self Defense Marks eighteen
eighty nine, the hit Massive Don Gay song Girls Make Me hurle Uh.
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to this shit. Second Key David featuring being better than the first to Key
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something after Jason Alexander left him f y I it's been almost a year since
Mama JF. Almost a year. Mama JF is still missing Chris trying to
read like Papa Papapa. I'm Alex. I'm I'm Alex a s Scorsese's Hulk.
Yeah. Yeah, after they kill Frankie Munez from so much abuse,
it'll be like it will be like an Edward Norton Mark Ruffalo thing where he's
like they just don't acknowledge that, like I'm Alex is replacing Frankie Munis that
he died, alask Motherfield Tracks, Texas, State of Salad, Young Sheldon
shot fifteen times during drive by. Sue Hulk took on my ass hair as
Nikky Ziggy, ghost of Mama JF Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly Brave Hugger,
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan Necromancer, I got consent, Ethery and
Brogerian Punter and Naphram doctor disrespect thinking the team's name was sixty Minors and rounding
out our list, rounding on our list as always King Uh. Shout out
to man, shout out to I just want to say, has been a
long time supporter. Yeah, yeah, shout out to he's a little support
right now, Yeah, Groco support to Sue Hulk if you can't publicly,
yeah, yeah, so you want to talk about it on the show,
saying, like you know, showing a little sure some love. Yeah,
you love your sue. We should have best bud. Yeah, and uh,
that'll be I don't know. It's not cheating though, it's not.
It's just like it's my gay, it's my gay life, drag king story,
cheating, that's fine gay. He starts convulsing and goes a rabbit is
the biggest, biggest ever. So what's his motivation? Like? So when
with everybody else like solid is uh what are what are there? Are?
They like seethingly, we have to go. That is liquid. I feel
like liquid. He does seem like I'm queer. What seems queer? All
right, bye guys, Bye bye bye