1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,799 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to softcore history. I am your host and 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:09,880 producer, Damn Regester. This is a damn register joint and I'm joined as 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:15,359 always Spike Lee. Hey, it's Jake Woman. Dan's Dan's really feeling himself 4 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:18,960 tonight. He's put us in a better space, and I agree with him. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,600 He should be feeling good about it. What's our second podcast in this 6 00:00:21,679 --> 00:00:24,199 space? It's a good space. It's a lot less. I'm not sitting 7 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:27,320 on Rob's lap. Also, Rob's not he Rob's not here. Yeah, 8 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,640 it's his anniversary, first anniversary. Sure, this time last year, we 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,840 were all in New Orleans getting fucked up. We were, yeah, too 10 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,759 fucked out. Well, you were. The person I'm talking to was Alex 11 00:00:37,759 --> 00:00:42,119 Bushemiah was going to introduce him next. What's up, guys, how's it 12 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,640 going? Welcome back? Yeah? This time last year, I lost everything. 13 00:00:45,799 --> 00:00:51,119 You lost no password on your phone? Calling? Yeah, like six 14 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,439 in the morning, We're about to leave at eight. I think he had 15 00:00:54,439 --> 00:00:57,119 like a two hour gap where he had to get all the ship together and 16 00:00:57,119 --> 00:01:00,200 we had to try to find stuff, like he had lost his thing all 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,320 throughout the city of New Orleans, and we had to try to piece that 18 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:04,319 together. Unfortunately we we couldn't. We didn't figure out that puzzle. No, 19 00:01:06,439 --> 00:01:10,359 it is election native, just the e You're gonna be listening to this 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,159 on the day of probably election day. Yeah, Um, it's it's a 21 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:18,000 little eerie, right, No, this this one's kind of It's not like 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,079 you don't think so you know, I think you know, of all the 23 00:01:21,079 --> 00:01:23,599 elections we've had, this one's probably the least important. Yeah, if you 24 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:27,719 haven't voted yet, waited out, just wait for the next freecount, you 25 00:01:27,719 --> 00:01:30,840 know. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah, no, 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,319 for sure. No, it's a yeah, it's definitely weird. Um, 27 00:01:34,359 --> 00:01:37,680 it's like the calm before the storm. You know, some shit's gonna be 28 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:41,920 happening absolutely one way or another. Like some Trump's gonna say some shit. 29 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:47,760 Some people are gonna cry at like a cry in at some of like super 30 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:52,760 hyper liberal thing. If Trump wins, like you got maga people, uh 31 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,439 blocking the roads, you see, I don't think maga people do anything. 32 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:59,640 If Biden wins, I mean you'll have maybe the occasional like I don't know, 33 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,680 militia from Michigan or something, your occasional Christian conservatives. I don't I 34 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,680 don't think it. I think it gets bad if Trump wins again, like 35 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:15,080 riot in the streets again. So are you saying because of Antifa? Nah? 36 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,080 Whatever, that's more of an idea. Rights is part of it. 37 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:25,240 The Trump the Trump supporters seem kind of aggressive and potentially violent as well. 38 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:30,719 I don't know, I think it. I think if by if Trump loses, 39 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:35,599 there's a greater potential for looting and stuff like that. But if Biden 40 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:39,360 wins, there's a greater potential for a mass shooting of some kind. Both 41 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,520 sides think they're gonna win in a landslide. Dude, it's incredible. There's 42 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,800 no in between. People don't How do people not think it's going to be 43 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,759 super close? Like I think it's obviously it's gonna be close as hell. 44 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,080 Yeah, if you just do the math with the electoral votes, it's gonna 45 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:59,199 be ideally So the scenario came out and I'll put it out there. Fuck 46 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,879 you for this one. If nobody gets two hundred and seventy electorial votes, 47 00:03:02,759 --> 00:03:07,199 I believe the president goes to the House, which is Democratic control right now, 48 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,080 so Biden would win. But then the VP goes to the Senate, 49 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,120 which is Republican control. And we could have a scenario where Biden is president 50 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,319 and Trump is VP. They would put pension over Trump. No, I 51 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:20,800 think Trump at VP would be kind of funny. No, they would put 52 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,919 pension though the Senate. The Senate would put pension because they could just be 53 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:29,199 like, yo, just make us look good, like you know what I 54 00:03:29,199 --> 00:03:32,560 mean. I just don't see a scenario where Trump is the vice president. 55 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,960 Trump wouldn't be there. You don't think he would take it or no, 56 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,560 he would try to like submarine Biden, you know it, with the amount 57 00:03:38,599 --> 00:03:43,280 of pending lawsuits in like criminal cases he has waiting for him, a public 58 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,039 office he would take. Yeah, I mean how many times has Putin taken 59 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:52,360 like second fiddle by like under like there's the skies of democracy in Russia? 60 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,919 Has he done that? Well? I know he used to always switch, 61 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,560 remember like president the VP president, but he controlled it at all times, 62 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,759 right, Yeah, no, because he runs the Russian mafia. And we've 63 00:04:00,759 --> 00:04:05,560 discussed this, like Russia is like pretty cool with Putin because historically he's not 64 00:04:05,639 --> 00:04:09,199 that bad. No, it could always be worse. It could be so 65 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,120 much worse in Russia. It could always be worse in Russia. Jess. 66 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,600 Yeah, so yeah, I mean obviously a lot of civil unrest right now. 67 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:20,720 Yeah, there's the possibility of Trump would go to jail after if he 68 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,560 loses. Well, yes, you have to go through some courts. He 69 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:28,319 leaves the country, yeah he gone, yeah, no, why would he 70 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,800 stick around. He's not gonna stick around for people that don't want him. 71 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,759 No. Yeah, he did say I'm going to leave the country if I 72 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:38,680 lose. Did he say that already because he knows he's gonna go? Are 73 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,839 so old? Like that's the thing. If I lose, I'm just going 74 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:45,279 I'm retiring on a golf course, especially if I own multiple golf courses, 75 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:49,439 right, Like It's like Trump just go to Turnberry, Scotland. Yeah, 76 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:54,639 or is that where a Turnberry is? Yeah? Okay, that's a thing, 77 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,639 man, Like I think that's a perfect lead into what we're talking about 78 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,480 today. Yeah, top, we were actually going to cover an election, 79 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:10,959 uh in I believe it was eighteen seventy two? Was it eighteen it was? 80 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,759 It was eighteen seventy two. Others here, Okay, good, I 81 00:05:14,759 --> 00:05:16,079 hope you know what your topic election is. Well, you know, we're 82 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,240 getting a little laid back tonight. This is gonna be a relaxed fit up. 83 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:23,240 We got boosh here. We're just we're just here to kind of riff. 84 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,360 Yeah, you know Rob's not here. He's not gonna undermine our jokes. 85 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,079 He only undermines your jokes, I know, because he wants to be 86 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,680 the funniest in the right. Man. You're talking a lot of shit. 87 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:34,360 You're talking a lot of shit. Yeah, it's so he listens to the 88 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:41,000 podcast. We'll actually know if Rob listen. He won't. He won't on 89 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,959 his flight back. Where is no he he's on South Congress right now. 90 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:47,240 He's doing a staycation. Yeah, it makes sense. Come on, I'm 91 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,279 watching his dogs right now. Oh yeah, yeah, he couldn't take his 92 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:54,959 dogs on a staycation on one sea. One dog in a stet Well, 93 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:58,079 actually, I take my dog almost everywhere. I pretty much take yeah everywhere. 94 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,759 Yeah, but yeah, no, So eighteen seven to election, it's 95 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:06,680 between the incumbent President Ulysses S. Grant YEP and Horace war hero Ulysses S. 96 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:15,639 Grant, war Hero General of the Northern Troops Ulysses S. Grant and 97 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:21,360 the challenger Horace Greenley of the Liberal Republican Party. Yeah, we'll get into 98 00:06:21,399 --> 00:06:26,319 that. But I figured we just start, which is kind of like the 99 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:30,439 first term of Grant, because I feel like people obviously know he led the 100 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:34,120 Union soldiers in the Civil War, right, but not a whole lot of 101 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:39,560 people understand like what he did in office. Everyone just kind of like the 102 00:06:39,639 --> 00:06:45,000 rap he gets is that he's a raging alcoholic and he uh is pretty corrupt. 103 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:48,560 Yeah, that's that's kind of like the book on Grant. It's a 104 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,160 book on I mean, mainly people just say, oh, he's the one 105 00:06:51,199 --> 00:06:55,480 who won the Civil War. He's on the fifty dollar bill. Yeah, 106 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,519 if you're on money, you're pretty you know what, Actually, if you're 107 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,600 on money, you're not excused him a lot. Andrew Jackson's on the twenty 108 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:08,079 and like, well, Grant has a much better policy with Indians than smallpox, 109 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:12,680 has a better policy with Indians than Andrew Jackson. So I'm just gonna 110 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,120 put that out there. It might be offensive, but it probably part of 111 00:07:15,399 --> 00:07:18,959 it was a partnership with Jackson and smallpox. Yeah, that was probably Andrew 112 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:27,120 Jackson's running made at one point. Yeah Grants yikes. Anyway, Yeah, 113 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:30,879 no, so I mean us, I can't talk to that Ulysses S. 114 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:35,959 Grant. He has this rap for being corrupted because he hied Alls boys. 115 00:07:36,079 --> 00:07:40,199 Yeah, I'm here to tell you Grant was a good man. This is 116 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,959 this whole podcast. If there's one thing you take away from it, it's 117 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:50,319 that Grant was just too trust in of his boys, of his counsel, 118 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:55,639 his counsel, his war buddies, pretty much anyone he put in office. 119 00:07:55,879 --> 00:08:00,079 Grant was a good human deep down, but he put too much trust some 120 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:03,399 people. Okay, that doesn't do anything for me. No, yeah, 121 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:07,399 that doesn't do anything for the country either. But so we're covering this, 122 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,279 I guess how good of a person you are. It's not just it's not 123 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:15,839 just a Ulysses Grant suck off. We're also this is a pretty interesting election. 124 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,240 Yeah, he is Grant from Philly or something like. I'm wondering why 125 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:22,360 you're you're so quick to defend him. He's from Virginia. Yeah, oh, 126 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:26,480 I think Oh and Robert Lee were both from Virginia. I'm probably thinking 127 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:30,480 Robert E. Lee right now, but I'm pretty sure. I feel like 128 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:35,279 everyone was from Virginia in the eighteen seventy I'm from Virginia, Yeah, from 129 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:41,559 Virginia's degree. It's probably I mean, I should probably have this off the 130 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,480 top of he's from Point Pleasant, Ohio. Yeah, he's from Ohio. 131 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:48,639 Oh fucking yank. He is a Yank. His first term, he was 132 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:54,960 sworn in March fourth, eighteen sixty nine, as the eighteenth President of the 133 00:08:54,039 --> 00:09:00,480 United States, where he spent the majority of his speech urgin the ratification of 134 00:09:00,519 --> 00:09:05,000 the Fifteenth Amendment, which of course prohibits the federal government or states to deny 135 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:11,159 voting rights based on race, color, or previous conditions of servitude. That's 136 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:16,200 awesome, good for him. He was so woke for his time. That's 137 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:20,159 really woke. It was the most woke no one, no one was doing 138 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,440 that. No. So uh, within a year he passes that amendment, 139 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:28,080 gets it done, gets it done. He gets something done. But of 140 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:33,279 course, you know at the time, the set, you know, it's 141 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,679 the South, Jim Crow is a thing. No, no, Jim Crow's 142 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,799 not a thing. Yeah, that was like, this is reconstruction. This 143 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:41,759 was a time where, honestly, like right after the Civil War reconstruction, 144 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,200 blacks are kind of thriving, like low key, it's a really good time 145 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:52,000 to be a black. Well that's that's nineteen twenty by Wall Street nineteen twenty 146 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,120 you got to build it up right. Reconstruction is really good time to be 147 00:09:56,159 --> 00:10:00,480 African American in this country. Obviously, Um, you know you're not a 148 00:10:00,519 --> 00:10:03,559 slave anymore. Well, yeah, it's everything. Everything's a step in the 149 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,879 right direction when you're not property, right, when you're when you're a human. 150 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,200 Yeah. But they still got screwed big time, like they they were 151 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:15,080 by the South. Yeah, but like they also they got screwed just because, 152 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:20,679 um, you know, well because Davis was basically a Confederate even though 153 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:26,480 he was Lincoln's um VP, because Lincoln's whole attempt of reaching across the was 154 00:10:26,519 --> 00:10:31,679 to hire an essential Confederate as his VP. So when Lincoln got killed, 155 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:35,519 there was a Confederate guy replaced him. And so oh the acres and the 156 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,480 three acres in a mule that were promised to all the black freed slaves that 157 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,600 went out the window. And now all these black people are just completely screwed. 158 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:48,320 They have nowhere to go. You mean, oh was it you said 159 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:52,639 Davis? Oh Jesus, it was not Jefferson Davis Andrew Jones that would really 160 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,360 reunite. I mean, yeah, no, that for a second, I 161 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,879 was like, well, no, wonder Lincoln got shot in the fucking Andrew 162 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:03,000 Andrew Johnson. I have a little bit, had a little bit to drink, 163 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,080 well Andrew Johnson. But yeah, anyway, Confederate. You ever get 164 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,679 confused a black people had, they had the carpetbaggers. They had to all 165 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:11,320 move up north to try to find work because they got completely screwed. A 166 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,679 little trick for you, though, if you get confused by who the vps 167 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:22,600 for Johnson or for Lincoln and Kennedy ware same last name. Two guys that 168 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:28,320 got shot in the head, both followed by Johnson. Oh interesting, that's 169 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,360 a morbid trick, morbid little what. It's good to know that what I 170 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:37,000 got confused with was so um commonly confused that they had to come up with 171 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,360 a little idea for it. A little death trick, a little death have 172 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:46,639 you got shot in the head? It was Johnson instead one of those little 173 00:11:46,679 --> 00:11:48,759 rhyming newmatic dude, Lyndon B. Johnson. Um. He also had a 174 00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:54,679 name for his dick. Oh what was I said? He talked about his 175 00:11:54,759 --> 00:11:58,120 dick all the time. Oh yeah, lb J lb J. In Mexico 176 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:05,919 they called him lb Jay. Never heard keep it. It's well, LBJ 177 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,960 called his dick Jumbo Yeah, he called his dick jumbo. He farted a 178 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,240 lot. He was a very crass human being. Texas is only press or 179 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:18,440 no, not only president, first president. I believes the first president. 180 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:22,159 You know, Kennedy got assassinated in Dallas. Oh, I was about to 181 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:26,039 make that conn you know. Oh man, we can talk about the Kennedy 182 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:31,720 assassination another time because there's a lot of fun facts about that. Uh, 183 00:12:31,759 --> 00:12:35,559 the entire Secret Service was hungover the day that Kennedy died. But back to 184 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:39,120 Grant. Yeah, in his first term, so obviously he's trying. He 185 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:43,080 passes the fifteenth Amendment, doesn't really do much good in the South because obviously 186 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:48,159 the South is suppressing the vote. Yeah. They they did things like adopt 187 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:52,200 literacy test and you know, pole taxes. You know what. One of 188 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:58,200 the questions on the literacy test was how high is up? That That was 189 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,519 a question that was a question on one of them. That's kind of meta. 190 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:05,519 How do you answer that? You can't that's the trick. Was it 191 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:09,240 an open ended question or was it a filling? Was it a fill in 192 00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:11,159 the circle? No matter what, you got the question wrong. I mean, 193 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:16,480 how high up up up would just be um whatever is above you. 194 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,559 You can't write that. Well, it's Michael Jordan Wants said, the ceiling 195 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:26,960 is the roof. The fuck does that mean it doesn't make any sense either. 196 00:13:28,279 --> 00:13:31,879 The ceiling is the roof. The ceiling is the roof. Man. 197 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,600 I saw a fork in the road and I took it. Cool man. 198 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:39,360 Okay, yeah, so let's talk about yeah. Yeah, so obviously look 199 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,320 in the road, and then I used it to the South. The South 200 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,480 has you know, the literacy test, the poll taxes. You know. 201 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:48,159 The ku Klux Klan is a thing, pretty hot, pretty hot time for 202 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:52,919 the KKJ. Yeah um things when it formed, one of it, one 203 00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:56,879 of the a little after yeah um. What Grant ends up doing, like 204 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:01,480 one of the kind of highlights of his first term is that he tries to 205 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:07,120 crush the fuck out of the KKK. Yeah, dude, he is the 206 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:09,440 most well. Look, he appoints dozens of Jewish and African Americans to the 207 00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:16,480 office. He created a justice Department and suspended Habeas Corpus in October of eighteen 208 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,960 seventy in South Carolina single handedly to destroy the KKK. So basically it's like, 209 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,759 we can hold you indefinitely. He just sent trips. It was a 210 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:28,120 massive problem in South Carolina. So he's like, I'm just squashing this bitch. 211 00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:33,080 I'm sending like I'm sending trips and we're fucking murking these submerged squads. 212 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:39,080 Yeah, he sent like suicide squad, like you're done. It's just like 213 00:14:39,159 --> 00:14:43,759 the Inglorious Bastards. But for KKK dudes. Yeah yeah, and then a 214 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,639 little uh that's a cool It would be like a cool ass movie. It's 215 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:52,840 kind of like KKK Hunters. Yeah. Yeah, appointed by Grant, they 216 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:58,399 could definitely ask un could it could definitely be a tarantine. That's good, 217 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,879 just like us. Yeah, yes, that's really good. Jake, thank 218 00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:03,559 you. I love this dude. We got this spakes. This fucking movie. 219 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,279 Man, it's on the road with teen Jesus right now. Teen Jesus 220 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:13,679 is first Jesus. Would be quite the movie. Yeah, we're just yeah, 221 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,480 we got a lot of content. It's going to spin out of this 222 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:20,519 um and then a little cherry on top. In his first term, created 223 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:26,639 the first National park, which one Yellowstone What Yeah, Grant's awesome. Grants 224 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:30,600 kind of thought that was um. Roosevelt, No, no, Teddy Roosevelt 225 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,960 expanded National Parkland, Okay, first National park in America Yellowstone created by Grant. 226 00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:41,080 I just know Teddy Roosevelt is the National Parks President. Yeah. I 227 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,919 mean he cured his asthma by going outside, so he willed his asthma a 228 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:48,399 way, which is pretty impressive. Also, I'm just saying, not a 229 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,519 lot of people doing that anymore. He called for the proper treatment of Native 230 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:58,759 Americans, encouraging their civilization and ultimate citizenship. When he took office, there 231 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,559 was two hundred and fifty thousand Native Americans who are currently being governed by three 232 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:07,600 hundred and fifty different treaties. Jesus, so it was just a clusterfuck. 233 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:10,759 Yeah, right, like bureaucracy to fall. Yeah, so he's like, 234 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,360 yeah, we're getting this ship under one umbrella. Yeah. No, I 235 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:15,879 mean that's fair. Like you can always overregulate as much as you can underregulate 236 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:19,320 things. So yeah, that's always good. Plus it's wild to me that 237 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:23,480 it's like we're gonna make them citizens one day. These people we arrived at 238 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:26,840 their house and took it, so you can be allowed to live here. 239 00:16:27,559 --> 00:16:33,480 Where's your welcome? Yeah. Wars with Natives goes down during his presidency, 240 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:40,080 but ultimately the person he put in in charge of Grant's Indian policy was often 241 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,799 undermined, and his power kind of was very corrupt. And that's kind of 242 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,879 a common theme with Grant. Yes, entire cabinet. Everybody he appoints eventually 243 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:56,559 steals money from them or like uses their position of power for their own benefit. 244 00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:59,440 Well. Yeah, and Grant and his entire cabinet were kind of in 245 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,320 bed with a lot of the higher wage not wage earners, but the higher 246 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:06,440 wealth, higher status, wealthy people in America at the time, So a 247 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,799 lot of policies being going, oh, we'll get to that, okay, 248 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,519 because he was a huge fan of the gold standard. Yeah, so during 249 00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:18,880 the Civil War obviously fuck uh, I did spill my busy, drop the 250 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:25,720 busy? Uh take a sip. I had pretty catlike reflexes to do that. 251 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,359 Also, Jake's passing this jewel to Bouche. Yeah that's what that sliding 252 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,839 sound is. Yeah, do you like that? Really relaxed fits and guys, 253 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,119 we're getting we're getting fast and loose. Yeah, who knows what tomorrow 254 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,759 brings. Yeah, No, I mean this is a this might be our 255 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:41,599 last night of chilling out, duing chill. Yeah. I have to host 256 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,319 an election show tomorrow with like a pro Trump crowd. If Trump wins, 257 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,400 I'm fully expecting a brick throwing in my head. Dude, Yeah, I 258 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,319 mean you also are gonna get lit. I could get let Yeah, you 259 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:56,480 should get lit. If you're I mean, you might as well. You're 260 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,200 gonna be with some of the only people in Austin celebrating it. Oh yeah, 261 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,240 so you might as well enjoy the moment. But gun owning Americans for 262 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:07,119 sure, how are they gonna act if he loses. I don't know. 263 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,119 He's not gonna lose. You don't think he's gonna lose. He's not gonna 264 00:18:10,119 --> 00:18:12,480 say it's nothing. Okay, I think he does. Yeah, dude, 265 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:15,480 because I live in Austin. I live in this little bubble where it's just 266 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,599 there's not even really pro Biden signs. It's only dump Trump signs here in 267 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:26,640 Austin. But when I went that a homeless tent or exactly that's actually what 268 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:30,240 the tent was made out of. But actually I went to um me and 269 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:37,359 my girlfriend went to um Port, Aransas, and literally on the beach just 270 00:18:37,559 --> 00:18:42,799 every single there's just pick up trucks with Trump signs everywhere leave the city of 271 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:47,519 Austin, like five ten minutes. It's all. Austin is like a little 272 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:53,279 blueberry. Houston and Dallas are blue now too, though Dallas is not as 273 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:57,079 blue as well. They voted blue last election, they did, but surprising, 274 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:03,960 but surprise, you have all these Californians and they're trying to turn Texas 275 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,440 blue. I don't think it's a matter of turning Texas blue as much of 276 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,119 it. It is not voting for this particularly. I could see Texas being 277 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:17,240 blue and like fifteen years, I think everything sixteen years in a traditional sense, 278 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,559 everything's gonna be blue in like thirty eventually. Yeah, yeah, but 279 00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:23,279 I mean it's not gonna be blue anymore. It's gonna be progressive or you 280 00:19:23,319 --> 00:19:26,359 know, some other party. I don't know, because all the all the 281 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:32,200 blue people move to the cities and so it's a very concentrated. So yeah, 282 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,000 you they have the popular vote, but still it's all these all these 283 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:41,319 rural areas carry just as much weight in the in the electoral college as the 284 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:45,359 cities do. So true so even though blue wins a popular vote, red 285 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,119 still wins. I still think that there's going to be reformation to that as 286 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:52,240 well. Over time, it's just gonna shift. Yeah, No, I 287 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:55,839 think, well, I think you're gonna have to have if the Republicans lose 288 00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,440 bad, you're gonna have party reformation. They're gonna be like, we gotta 289 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,400 get on in some good graces. Yeah. I think it's the same thing 290 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,880 with the Democratic Party. I could see like right now the current dam's kind 291 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,839 of split in. Oh yeah, no. I think I think you're definitely 292 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:14,240 there too for both your traditional like Democratic kind of more central yeah center, 293 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,880 like you know, your center center left like your Biden's, your Hillary Clinton's 294 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,960 things like that, and then you have, um, you know, you're 295 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,880 more progressive candidates like uh, you know, Elizabeth Warren. Yeah. Um, 296 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:32,039 I think Pete. Everyone loves to say ACOC is not gonna be like 297 00:20:32,079 --> 00:20:34,559 a factor. Ever, I disagree with that AOC. Actually, I bet 298 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:38,200 you in twenty years people hater guts. No, that's what happened to Hillary 299 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,000 Clinton. Man. Hillary Clinton was this like spitfire, just like we're getting 300 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:45,559 universal healthcare, and it fucked with the democratic voting process. Like people are 301 00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:48,519 like, oh, she's too radical, and it fucked them in some elections. 302 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:52,359 And so now everyone's like, oh, Hillary's bitch, she went too 303 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,279 far back center. It's like because he told her too. But also, 304 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:59,480 I mean, I don't I wasn't thrilled about voting for in the first place. 305 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,640 Yeah, anyway, Grant's boys, Grant's boys try to go back to 306 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,240 the gold standard because obviously during the Civil War they kind of suspended that. 307 00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:14,119 Bitch, there's handing out bonds and yeah, you print money during wars, 308 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:17,519 bro of course, especially the war against yourself. Yeah, you print that 309 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:22,480 money. Confederate money's worth nothing. No, absolutely no. So he was 310 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,160 for the gold standard. Who had a problem with that? So he was 311 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,799 selling treasury gold at weekly intervals to pay for the national debt. Kind of 312 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:37,359 stableized a dollar boost the economy limited it to two million dollars per month until 313 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:41,880 a couple railroad magnets and private investors by the name of Jay Gold and James 314 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Fisk befriended Grant and tried to manipulate the market and raise the price of gold 315 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:51,200 as they kept dumping their own assets into gold. You probably let it happen. 316 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:55,599 Yeah, he was, you know, he didn't really know much about 317 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,319 finance. There was an insider trading at the time. Yeah, it was 318 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:03,079 they created actually insiders, right, Yeah, no, they they invented it, 319 00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:04,880 which is I mean, if it didn't exist before, that's a brilliant 320 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,960 move if you know how the market's gonna go. Yeah, but then, 321 00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:11,519 uh, you know, Grant kind of wised up, figure it out they're 322 00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:15,440 kind of using them, and that it was gonna hurt if the the more 323 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,799 gold would rise, it was gonna hurt American farmers. So he just dumped 324 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:22,440 it. He's like, fuck it, sell it, sell it, sell 325 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,079 it. Sell it caused the market to overreact. Gold went from one hundred 326 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:29,920 and sixty to one hundred and thirty five. And uh, yeah, the 327 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:33,000 economy kind of was in shambles for a few months because of that. Yeah. 328 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,079 No, you can't have quick reacting shit like that. No, he 329 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:38,440 didn't. He didn't really know that. Yeah, he was just like fuck 330 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:44,240 it. Fuck these guys they used me. Dump it. It sounds like 331 00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:48,960 someone I know that's just very has very bombastic reactions to news. Grant was 332 00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:52,519 on the sauce all the time. Sounds like some guy I know an office 333 00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:56,039 that's on the sauce all the time. Trump's not on the sauce, on 334 00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,880 the sauce bro, I think, so he sorts the adderall dude's sauce bro 335 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,799 I think I don't think he snorts it. Oh, I think he sorts 336 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:07,039 it a slow release. I think he's on what if they just inject him 337 00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:08,880 with, like give him the old Kennedy cocktail. Yeah, just like the 338 00:23:10,279 --> 00:23:14,559 butt shot. Oh god, yeah. Fuck. What kind of drugs do 339 00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:18,519 you think Trump's on? Benzels and uppers? Well, whatever he was on 340 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,480 when he was recovering from Corona made him like the happiest he's ever been in 341 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,480 his life because he busted out those dance moves. The full stem cells he 342 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:32,599 was twenty years younger. That's why we need stem cells. I want to 343 00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:34,720 drinking, like I want to crack a can of just pure stem cell juice. 344 00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,119 And that's that's ironic because because if Trump wins, we're gonna be furthest 345 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:42,079 away from stem cells and whoever. Whenever I think stem cells, I think 346 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,680 I just think that South Park episode Christopher Christopher Reasons where he just eats babies. 347 00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:52,079 He's just like shotgunning there, like little fetuses breaks their necks and he's 348 00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:56,359 shrinking like fetal bone arrow. That's that's what I think Trump does. You 349 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,880 know what's he's old school with him. I support his right to do that, 350 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,680 to eat babies. Let's see, that's the thing. That's the thing, 351 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:07,279 Like you can't see like if you told the Democrat like, hey, 352 00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:10,720 did you know Trump? Like and there was just visual proof of Trump like 353 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,759 cracking like a fetus and drinking the stem cells out of it, like that 354 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,440 was the thing that worked, Like can you see this a week? Wait 355 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:18,519 a minute, I thought you were you supported this. Yeah, I thought 356 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:22,839 you guys were pro stem cells. Kind of you think about this. It's 357 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,680 just kind of a it's kind of a dilemma, right, It's like next 358 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,880 thing, you know, Trump's gonna say he's for universal healthcare and you're against 359 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,160 it because it's Trump and he ate babies. It would be funny though, 360 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,079 because that's literally what QAnon is saying Democrats do is eat children? Or is 361 00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:42,920 that bitch gonna win Florida? Q and the the like leader of QA nine 362 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,400 was it Lo Lomer or whatever? I don't even know. I don't follow 363 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,359 floor politics anymore. Man, I'm sorry, um yo. So let's get 364 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:56,680 back on track. Keep just coming because it's all that's on people's mind right 365 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,599 now. It's better to just riff. It's it's a political episode. Okay, 366 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:07,920 okay, but but yeah, so Grant has all his fucking buddies doing 367 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,000 all this work. He trusts people too much. It's a mixed bag. 368 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,519 In his first term, super cool that he was for human rights, but 369 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:19,599 you know he's fuck with the market. He had a few, he had 370 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,599 a few bad eggs in office, A couple bad apples. Yeah, you 371 00:25:23,599 --> 00:25:26,920 know what they say about bad apples, You just chuck them out. They 372 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:32,119 spoil the bunch. A few bad apple spoiled apples are independent of one another. 373 00:25:32,559 --> 00:25:34,359 That would be a grape. A grape would make more sense. No, 374 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,480 if you have a barrel of apples and a few or spoiled eventually the 375 00:25:37,559 --> 00:25:42,160 restaurant, because no apples are all individual it's a bad analogy. No, 376 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:47,240 it's not. That's how that's do you know what? No, you're wrong. 377 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,519 Well, I'm pretty sure the metaphor is there's only a few bad apples, 378 00:25:51,599 --> 00:25:53,799 as in, a few apples are rotten, so you just toss out 379 00:25:53,839 --> 00:25:56,720 the bad ones and the rest is good. Yeah, seeing is a few 380 00:25:56,759 --> 00:26:03,319 bad apples can spoil the bunch. I don't think that works like logistically. 381 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,480 Just because there's one bad apple in the bunch doesn't mean the rest of the 382 00:26:07,519 --> 00:26:10,319 apples are bad. But I mean if I'm still bit into the other apples. 383 00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:15,039 I guess this comes down to if you had a fungusy apple and you 384 00:26:15,079 --> 00:26:18,920 put it next to a healthy apple, would that fungus transfer to the healthy 385 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:23,640 apple or not? No, I think it's a core issue with the single 386 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:29,480 apple. I'm telling you it's more. The analogy should be grapes, because 387 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,799 if you have one bad grape, they're all bad. Wow, this this 388 00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:36,319 phrase actually has a lot of This metaphor of bad apples has changed so much 389 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,799 over time they use it for whatever they want. Do you have an entire 390 00:26:37,799 --> 00:26:41,640 episode on bad apples? There's Oh, there's already an entire MPR thing. 391 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:49,279 It's like a bad apple can or one bad apple can spoil a metaphors now, 392 00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:56,039 no, God damn it, Terry Gross. Remember when podcasts used to 393 00:26:56,039 --> 00:27:00,359 be just kind of like the nerdy intellectual people and then all like the cool 394 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:04,680 popular jocks from high school took over. Yeah, what's up? It was 395 00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:08,519 a cool popular job. I'm just saying, like, yeah, Joe Rogan 396 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:15,839 and Barstool Joe Rogan, Barstool Color Daddy, all the podcasts all like like 397 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,920 before, you know, five years ago, it was this American Life was 398 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:25,799 the number one podcast and now we have Marl and now podcasts were like Kevin 399 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:33,559 Smith fucking Corolla. Cereal serial changed podcasting. Yeah that was a more story. 400 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,680 Rogan's been around for a minute. But Cereal everyone listened five years ago. 401 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,680 The times you didn't listen to Cereal changed podcast not like a super big 402 00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:47,599 serial killer guy. But Cereal is not about serial killer now I get it. 403 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:52,200 It's Cereal isn't like a serialized right now. Like I said, Free 404 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:57,480 whatever his name is at add is he guilty right now that nothing ever happened 405 00:27:57,519 --> 00:28:00,599 with that. He's still in jail. Yeah, they came to their decision. 406 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,359 I don't know pretty good. I mean, I think it's like they 407 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,119 probably should reopen it, But at the same time, it's like there's a 408 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,039 lot of evidence. The precedent they're setting is like, oh, anyone can 409 00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,200 make a podcast, and then now the courts are going to have to reverse 410 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,880 their decision based on what journalism reveals. And I think I feel like that's 411 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,119 why they even if the edit, you know, they had great evidence to 412 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,480 reopen it, but they're not going to because their egos are too big and 413 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,279 they don't want to be like, oh, this podcast podcasts can point out 414 00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:36,839 that we were wrong. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, 415 00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:41,160 I don't fucking know. Like, is it less douche that everybody's personality 416 00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:45,559 is now based off their favorite podcast than like a book they read everyone's TV 417 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,319 show? No, it's the same shit. It's the same thing. You're 418 00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:51,119 consuming media and regurgitating it by a point, you're adding on top of it. 419 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,359 Right, if your entire sense of humor, it's just stuff you're here 420 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:56,799 on our podcast or somebody else's podcasts, especially like movie quote guys, a 421 00:28:56,839 --> 00:28:59,720 new version of movie quote. Yeah, I'm sure everyone's sense of humor was 422 00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:03,279 like fucking Charles Dickens Zingers at one point too, Like you know what I 423 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:06,200 mean, it's just or whatever the funny guy version of that was back then. 424 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:11,240 I based my personality off the position of the stars Scorpio season. A 425 00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:15,319 lot of people do that. Do you see the fucking moon tonight? It's 426 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,680 awesome, It's incredible? Is it? Blood Rob? Rob? If you're 427 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,359 listening, I'm sure you're rolling around just like, what are they talking about? 428 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,759 What happened to the grants? What happened to what happened? We haven't 429 00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:29,240 even gotten to the eighteen seventy two election. That's not important. Grant probably 430 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,640 saw this moon at one point, got a thing. He definitely saw that 431 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,119 moon. Yeah, I think your moon is around back then it happens the 432 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,880 blood man. That's definitely not a blood moon. It looks like a blood 433 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:44,400 man. No it doesn't. It's orange, Broshet, it's orange yellow. 434 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,559 Go out there and look that's yellow. It was like this high off the 435 00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:52,400 ground. It was really closely. It was the height of up. And 436 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,720 with that, let's bring it back. That's a callback. So we're gonna 437 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,240 call back to what we're talking about. It's called being a professional jake. 438 00:29:56,359 --> 00:30:00,319 Wow. Yeah, I don't really show nothing about it really show on me. 439 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,039 So they told us about callbacks in improv class. Ja yea, how 440 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,960 that go? I'm not a professional improv? Well who was? I don't 441 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,240 think anyone. What was the worst thing to do in improv warm up games 442 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,880 was to not zip z up, just not go with them. But there 443 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,559 are people that some branches and and we're like would not We're not down to 444 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,359 like go with whatever you said. Oh man. Sometimes the problem was like 445 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:26,880 pivot. No, the problem is, like I can remember one thing in 446 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,440 particular, and it has to do with Boosh. Bosh was playing an old 447 00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:36,319 racist man and he said the word Japs and someone lost it on him, 448 00:30:36,599 --> 00:30:37,799 like they guy, do you remember that? No one lost it on me? 449 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:41,599 I thought everyone thought it was funny. Didn't like, didn't you get 450 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,880 no one person said something to you. I only got in trouble, only 451 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,440 got someone got mad at me. One time, it was much less controversial 452 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,200 than that. It was this girl in our class, like her brother like 453 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:57,279 died of an overdose, and like, I made a joke about drugs and 454 00:30:57,359 --> 00:31:00,559 she was like like drug addics or something, and she was like, you 455 00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,599 can't make fun of drug addicts, Like that's not funny. I'm like, 456 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,480 if I can't make fun of that, then like what I think? I 457 00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:11,680 think too, you can make fun of that stuff because it adds levity to 458 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,359 a situation that's otherwise completely terrible. Yeah, Like, oh, what what 459 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,920 do you mean what comedy is for? Yeah? Tell me how to deal 460 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,440 with tragedy? Yeah, no, I fucking as people that probably have had 461 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,039 to reel themselves back in a couple of times like, oh is this group 462 00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:30,359 this cup right here? Yeah? Is that what you're talking about? Yes? 463 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,599 This group is what I'm talking about. Like, we all have our 464 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,480 problems, and you know, we deal with them in different ways, and 465 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,960 our humors one of them. Okay, you can jack everything good at home. 466 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,079 I ran out of Alexa pro, so I can't get my doctor write 467 00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:45,319 me back. Maybe you should get some lexa amateur. Yeah, if we 468 00:31:45,359 --> 00:31:49,519 had, if we had a sponsor, we have enough sponsors on this podcast. 469 00:31:49,559 --> 00:31:53,759 Obviously, dumbest best joke. I'm out, but I'm getting another drink. 470 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:59,200 If Roman Swives wants to endorse this, another one too. I like 471 00:31:59,279 --> 00:32:02,759 that he just left the podcast, Jake. I mean we're still going. 472 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,400 It's casual, very casual. Yeah, hopefully, Well we'll see if they 473 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,000 hear it in post um. I'll have to deal with this later. But 474 00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:17,319 yeah, um Bush, what's up? Dan? All right? I'm great 475 00:32:17,319 --> 00:32:22,599 man. I'm happy to be back behind the mic. What's so fucking shit? 476 00:32:22,759 --> 00:32:27,079 How long are you keeping the haircut? What does he think and how 477 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:29,720 his hair is? As I got up from the table, Yeah, I 478 00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:31,880 mean last time I was here, that's focus of my of my appearance. 479 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,480 Yeah, we talked about how either it's like it's back to how I wanted 480 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,640 it, which is like a true mullet style, like the like my hair 481 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,960 grows very fast, so like it was completely shaved and now it's just like 482 00:32:44,039 --> 00:32:50,799 regular mullet now again, because so it went from like Antifa to Trump supporter. 483 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:52,920 You know, I switched. I switched side just in the course, 484 00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:55,880 in the course of a month's worth of hair growth. Yeah, no, 485 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,359 for sure, definitely what happened. Um, My question to you is when 486 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:05,279 are you going to braid that back part into a little rat tail make it's 487 00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:08,880 all happy? Yeah, dude, I mean pretty soon. I think I'm 488 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,960 getting close to the length of question from the old lady friend from the old 489 00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:16,480 lady, I don't know. I think she'd support the rat tail. She 490 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,160 supports that mullet. She's going to support a rat tail. It was her 491 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:25,359 idea she gave me. She's living out her You have to see how far 492 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:29,960 old love you. Yeah, that's not sexual thing. Does she only have 493 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,559 sex with you in overalls? Okay, So she told me to grow the 494 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,960 mullet. Also, I used to pluck the hair between my eyebrows because I 495 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,119 get a unibrow, and she told me to stop. She's like, I 496 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,200 think unibrows are sexy, and I think she's just trying to make this. 497 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:51,200 I think she's trying to just make me unattractive to other because she's she's worried 498 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,279 about the competition, potential woman swooping in on me. Yeah, but what 499 00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:59,920 if she's doing the opposite? What making me? It makes you more attract 500 00:34:00,759 --> 00:34:02,519 Do you think that? Do you think that in the Univerrow was making me 501 00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:05,240 more attractive? I mean, if you want to go make out in the 502 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,760 corner real quick, I mean Jake just went off camera, so I'm still 503 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,920 here there? Can you go anywhere? Are you? Are you inviting Boosh 504 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:15,320 to make out with me or you either? It doesn't yes, Okay, 505 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,039 Hey Dan, let's talk about Grant. Just make out with your homies. 506 00:34:19,079 --> 00:34:23,440 That's all I'm saying. The content that Rob you're the glue. No he's 507 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:31,880 not already, but this has just become a substyle episode. Dude, we 508 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:37,239 got to talk about this election because it's very funny. It is. Eighteen 509 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,079 seventy two comes along. Well here, So everything we said before, obviously 510 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,360 you had all these problems with you know, his corrupt friends. Uh, 511 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:51,119 the other parties weren't super cool with you know, his progressive ideas of the 512 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:57,800 letting Black's vote and h you know, treating Native Americans as human. So 513 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:04,840 of course the Republican Party splits in and those two parties are the Traditional Republican 514 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,039 Party now known as the Radical Republicans, by the other faction, which is 515 00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:14,079 the Liberal Republicans. The Liberal Republicans was funny to say, Liberal Republicans that 516 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:20,159 don't like treating slaves like humans, right or not slaves, but so giving 517 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:27,480 their party was founded on the principles of um low tariffs, and they opposed 518 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,599 Grant's persecution of the clan. So their pro clan, the Liberal Republicans were 519 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:38,639 anti terrors, so big pro business but anti anti anti very capitalist. They 520 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:44,239 love capitalism and they love the clan. So they're like neo conservatives. Yeah, 521 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:52,280 sure, very neo cons right, so um yeah, So the guy 522 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:58,159 that gets the they nominate Horace Greeley. He's the leading Republican New York Tribune 523 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:06,679 editor and a fierce enemy of Grant. The Liberals denounced Grant is m corruption, 524 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:13,119 nepotism, and inefficiency, demand the withdrawal of Federal troops from the South, 525 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,760 and they want literacy tests for blacks to vote, and of course amnesty 526 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:22,840 for Confederates. Of course, so at this point. The Democratic Parties and 527 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:29,440 Shambles they obviously were a big part of the Confederacy split him from the Union. 528 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,679 So they just go along with this. They're like, you know what, 529 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:37,159 we're gonna hitch our wagon to these liberal Republicans. There's always going to 530 00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:40,679 be that base in America, whether or not people want to admit that. 531 00:36:42,039 --> 00:36:44,400 Like this whole thing, and it's showed its head again in this selection, 532 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,599 right or the past one where it's this silent majority or whatever, or just 533 00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:52,639 like Ted Cruz pimpin Trump yeah after he insults his wife. Yeah. No, 534 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,239 it's like there's gonna be that base that you're gonna have to pander too 535 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,400 if you want. Like there is a base of just fucking people that really 536 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,280 like having things when other people don't. Yeah, yeah, that it's having 537 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,719 stuff is good, but nothing is as good as having stuff when others don't 538 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:14,760 to some people, right, So they're hitching their wagon to this group, 539 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,119 and that group is pandering to that. Yeah, they're like, we can't 540 00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:21,760 refight the Civil War. Yeah no, it's like we can't see that again, 541 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,199 but we can bring up all the shit that made us feel these ways, 542 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,039 right, We never really I mean come to think of it, we're 543 00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:35,159 kind of like on a two hundred year festering wound, like that's just never 544 00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:38,800 fully healed properly. Like that's what America is. It's a giant gas. 545 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:45,400 It's just a kind of like we sew up slowly replaced the band aid every 546 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,119 day. Yeah, Like, but it's it's just open, like it's a 547 00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:53,559 big old scar that Like we don't have any like cosmetic surgery for fucking scars 548 00:37:53,559 --> 00:38:00,400 though, But um, I guess that's not true. Um, but that's 549 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,719 I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. Uh yeah. So, but 550 00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:10,519 so a few Democrats were kind of worried that Back and Greeley would effectively bringing 551 00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:15,280 extinction to the Democratic Party. So kind of like the Whig Party, you 552 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:21,880 know how it just kind of ceased to exist. Yeah, but you know, 553 00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:24,639 because at that point, the Whig Party was doomed by endorsing the know 554 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:30,360 nothing candidacy of Millard Fillmore in eighteen fifty six. I love that, love 555 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:36,440 that name, Millard Fillmore, No No that and No Nothing party. Yeah, 556 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,400 because they just didn't they just said I know nothing about that whenever they 557 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,519 were called out on their bullshit. Yeah. But that's like the perfect defense, 558 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,360 like sorry, I'm not educated on the matter. It's also like the 559 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,960 baseline for like white supremacy doctrine. Fourteen words. Do you know what I'm 560 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,559 talking about? No, I know nothing about the No Nothing Party. I 561 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:04,800 will you that, I'll tell you what this is. So yeah, um, 562 00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:08,320 obviously the Whigs ceased to exist when they did that. So the Democratic 563 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:19,159 Party was a little worried, a little weary to back the Republican Liberal Party. 564 00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:22,760 But you know, in a convention which only lasted six hours, they 565 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:30,840 ended up endorsing our boy. Really, so fourteen words means is a very 566 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,239 common thing in storm Front and stuff like that, is we must secure the 567 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,440 existence of our people in a future for white children. It's a very common 568 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,880 thing. Fourteen words is often said. It's kind of a thing back in 569 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,880 front in those groups. But also, um, if people are asked about 570 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:51,960 their ties to any white militant groups, I know nothing about that is a 571 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,679 common response as way, gotcha, Okay, so we actually let's let's announce 572 00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,480 that not Enough part No Nothing Party is not necessarily tied to that. But 573 00:39:59,519 --> 00:40:01,880 it's also it's kind of like the founding values. It's going hand in here. 574 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,280 Yeah, you don't talk about that. I go fuck yourself, no 575 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,559 nothing party. Yeah, fuck the wigs too. Yeah, if they were 576 00:40:07,559 --> 00:40:13,760 so good, they'd still be around one't there the Quiggs? Quick? Which 577 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,880 wigs are you referring to? Just the one? Um? So we got 578 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,559 some other candidates of course too. Yeah, let's look about the other candidates. 579 00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:24,199 We got the Labor Reform Party, which was organized in eighteen seventy, 580 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:30,039 with its national convention meeting held in Columbus, Ohio on February twenty second. 581 00:40:31,199 --> 00:40:35,840 Initially, there was a fair amount of discussion as to whether the party should 582 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,000 nominate anyone for the presidency, and they ended up going with a guy by 583 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,360 the name of David Davis. They made someone up. That's not a real 584 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,480 David Davis. That's like you going to create a player and it's just the 585 00:40:49,559 --> 00:40:52,239 generic formatted guy you get. Yeah, yeah, they were. They were. 586 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,760 It's a template. This close to naming the guy candidate one. He 587 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,360 was. He was a template. He was a template guy. Yeah, 588 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,639 just can't it one David. Yeah, that's not a real person, new 589 00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,239 player, new candidate. What's this guy's name? Before? It was David 590 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:13,840 Davis? I saw his picture on Wikipedia though, he was extremely fat, 591 00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:19,920 like David Davis with David Davis, just like a and this this is before 592 00:41:20,079 --> 00:41:22,639 taft, so like the US was not down to elect a fat guy. 593 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,960 Oh yo, this guy was a hoss. Holy shit, dude, look 594 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,559 at this, bro, His foopa could move mountains. Dude, that guy 595 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,079 but all because his name fucking sucks. Dude. If he won, all 596 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:39,800 the black people could have just settled on his foopa. Oh yeah, they 597 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:43,800 could have put Like, bro, look at that thing. Plenty of land 598 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,840 right on that. I bet there's a mule under that. You know what 599 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,519 I'm saying. You getting three acres in a hog with that foopa? Ran 600 00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,719 the homestead Act right on this fucking stomach. Were fat shaming? No, 601 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:58,559 I guess um it's okay. I think you can fetch shame people back then 602 00:41:58,639 --> 00:42:00,639 you can fetch him. A dead guy can still fat shame people. You 603 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,960 can fat shame you know. Here's the thing. You can fat shame fat 604 00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:07,480 men. You can't fat shame fat women, right, Fat women are beautiful 605 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,960 fat men, No, you can. They're also brave. They're they're fat, 606 00:42:10,039 --> 00:42:15,280 and they're courageous and they have high cholesterol. But they're he's turned into 607 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:19,119 a fucking red Pill podcast over here. Well, that's what we actually, 608 00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:21,840 that's actually what they called. Joe Rogan's new studio is the red Pill. 609 00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:24,960 It looks like a pill. It looks they're inside of a red It really 610 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,559 does look like that. It's ridiculous. Oh my god, they're trying to 611 00:42:29,679 --> 00:42:35,519 move to they're moving studios already. Red Pill didn't take too many of the 612 00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:39,760 on it fan boys. People are just joining on it to see Rogan is 613 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,719 he is he podcasting from on it right? It's in a whale and on 614 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,119 it? Oh my god, yeah, of course they're storming that Jim. 615 00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:51,320 Now wait, he's leaving. He's gonna leave Auston. No, no, 616 00:42:51,199 --> 00:42:55,119 no, he's moving a studio in Austin. Yeah, on it And well, 617 00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:59,400 but the building also sucks like his like he went from a really cool, 618 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,800 laid back look vibe. Now it just looks like a weird, shitty 619 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:07,719 like sixties sci fi movie time machine. True, it is really bad for 620 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,239 like the waiting room of a laser tag arena. That sounds cool, that's 621 00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,840 pretty that's pretty accury. Yeah, where like you find out the rules like 622 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:19,480 no no shoving people over, no holding up small children and cheating them over 623 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:22,519 and over again. It's like that that like that small hallway where you're all 624 00:43:22,519 --> 00:43:27,320 sitting like it's like a cargo hold for like the space people. Yeah, 625 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,599 there's like fake stars, zoom and buy. The guy that's giving you the 626 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:34,559 rules and ship's exactly what his studio. That's pretty funny. I'm about to 627 00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:37,000 make a memea that wasn't there a damn wasn't there a lady candidate in eighteen 628 00:43:37,039 --> 00:43:42,159 seventy two? There was what's their names? Is Broad's name? But we 629 00:43:42,199 --> 00:43:45,159 can get to that. I guess we'll just jump. Why not just get 630 00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:47,320 through my fucking notes. You don't want to talk about you talking about your 631 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,599 notes. You don't want to talk about the fat guy more. Let's talk 632 00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:52,119 about the fat guy. Tell me something, teach me. I was just 633 00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:57,480 David Davis. Okay, Then let's talk about the lady. H We will, 634 00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,599 we will? God, you're so pushy. I'm not pushed. She's 635 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:07,679 trying to chill here. But yeah, her name was Victoria Woodhall. She's 636 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,239 for the Equal Rights Party. She's the first woman to run for president. 637 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,239 She also couldn't vote at the time. That's wild. She also she was 638 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,920 also like under the age of twenty five, so she um not even win. 639 00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,199 That was the reason they legally yeah, yeah, you can't, you 640 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:28,000 can't run, but she but it was she running if she ran anyway, 641 00:44:28,039 --> 00:44:32,400 as kind of like a protest to the patriarchy. And she made Frederick Douglas 642 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:38,960 a black man as her vice president. And Frederick Douglas never even like met 643 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,960 her or acknowledged that he was part of it. He never did a speech 644 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,400 with her. She just kind of solely existed as kind of like a fuck 645 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,320 you to two men. And I was like, yeah, I'm a woman. 646 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,679 And she got a rest of the day of the election, though she 647 00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:58,800 did because she tried to vote to vote. Did she throw like a fake 648 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,440 beard and stuff or did she up, you gotta go with the thick, 649 00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:06,599 you gotta go with the disguise. She should have moved on to that shit. 650 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,320 Yeah no, I mean shit at the time, like during this period 651 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,199 of time, to you, like especially like the Northeast, there was a 652 00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:15,559 lot of cases of like, uh, what is it? What is the 653 00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:22,000 Tammany Hall group called like the the people that were like incorrupt politics in the 654 00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:25,800 North. They would like get people drunk, dress them up, like over 655 00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:30,239 and over and over again in different disguises and like make them vote like time 656 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,920 and time and time and time again, and then they like bail on them. 657 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,159 They just like throw them in the street and leave, so they'd rack 658 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,119 up like ten votes a person, like per person they could steal steal off 659 00:45:40,119 --> 00:45:44,039 the road and like dress them up and get them drunk. And they think 660 00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:46,519 that's how I'd grow out in poem. Might have died like he got just 661 00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:51,800 like swooped up, like because they found him pissed drunk, like in a 662 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,880 gutter. Basically they think that might have been the result of that. They 663 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,280 just forced fed him so much alcohol he died. Yeah, Like they just 664 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,760 kept dressed them up in different clothes and like fucking making them vote places at 665 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,199 different precincts and stuff like that. I think it's more likely Edgar Allan Poe 666 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,119 just died because he was extremely depressed and his cousin that he was in love 667 00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:13,519 with rejected him. Do you think he bourdained himself? What was? What 668 00:46:13,559 --> 00:46:16,039 was overdose and heroin? No? I thought he hung himself with a towel. 669 00:46:17,199 --> 00:46:21,599 Oh shit, did he might have just killed himself strangle baden? I 670 00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:27,320 thought, I thought, Bourdaine, are you saying Bourdain erotic asficiated himself to 671 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,840 death. Yeah, no way in France. No, that was the rumor 672 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,960 for Robin Williams too. I think if you die by hanging now, like, 673 00:46:34,039 --> 00:46:37,360 if you're gonna kill yourself, he hung himself with a towel, if 674 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,400 you're gonna do if you're just future reference to everyone out there, if you're 675 00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:43,880 gonna kill yourself, don't hang yourself because there will be a rumor that everyone 676 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:49,840 by jerking off, just just overdose on pills or jump off a building something 677 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,920 like that, like because people will people will say you erotic assiciated yourself to 678 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,800 death, or a gun gets the job done. Usually, oh he did 679 00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,440 hang himself. Well, no, I think if you, like I might 680 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,320 have missed your point. It might be repeating it. But yeah, if 681 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,960 you're gonna hang yourself, just leave your dick out so people think you're at 682 00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:10,079 least having a good time and people aren't sad for you. People are, 683 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:14,440 Oh, he died doing what he loft. He love getting this close, 684 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,639 edging himself getting that close. Just went a little too far. That's the 685 00:47:16,679 --> 00:47:21,800 ultimate is what if the video you're watching stops and AutoPlay starts just like a 686 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,320 really fucked up video though, and everyone thinks you died your motherless? What's 687 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:30,320 happening? What motherless? What is that? You don't want to go? 688 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,480 There? Is this the new porn you're into? No, this is something 689 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,559 I found out about two weeks ago from my current employer. What is this? 690 00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:42,519 Do your homework? I was just looking this up. It sounds horriful. 691 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:44,599 I just put it on look it up on your phone in the bathroom 692 00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:46,599 when your wife's not around. What is motherless? Yeah? Just tell uful 693 00:47:46,639 --> 00:47:52,840 motherless? Is this is an NSFW podcast? It's just not a safer podcast 694 00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:57,800 website. It's is it just hardcore porn? Yeah, it's like authentic shit. 695 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,719 You know where how like every porn website as like, oh, it's 696 00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:05,239 step brother stepsister and it's just like two porn stars. Yeah that you're like, 697 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,840 clearly I know who fucking like I don't know fucking Tiana Trump is right? 698 00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:14,639 This is this is actual steps These are like actual mom and dad and 699 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,400 oh like brother and sisters, so like committing crimes. Yeah, yeah, 700 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,039 no, this is like legit. People were like this step sister, this 701 00:48:22,119 --> 00:48:25,800 step brother stepsister porn. It's clearly fake. It's just not doing it for 702 00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:30,239 me. I need some real stepbrother stepsister. That's creepy, man like, 703 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,119 and it's really creepy because you know these people are probably like down on their 704 00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:37,000 luck and just starving, and then these people are like, we'll give you 705 00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:38,320 money if you just fuck on camera. It's like, well, I'll either 706 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:43,000 go hungry this month or fuck my sister. So that's I don't even think 707 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,360 it's that. I think it's just probably like dude two gros one committing two 708 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,519 girls, one cup. Those girls were like fucking like meth heroin addicts or 709 00:48:49,519 --> 00:48:52,239 something like that, and they were just had no money to get their fix. 710 00:48:52,559 --> 00:48:54,960 And these fucking asshole producers came up to these junkies and were like, 711 00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:58,880 you eat this feces on camera, We'll we'll give you a months worth. 712 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,239 Like bum fights, but exactly, yeah, literally, exactly is what it 713 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,639 is. Do you remember bump fights. Yeah, Kimbo Slice used to knock 714 00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:08,880 him out all the times, him in hospital, which just worked these bombs. 715 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000 It was that was Miami backyard fighting, which is different. Yeah, 716 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,559 and then brush off some fucking old homeless dude and Kimbo Slice would kick the 717 00:49:16,559 --> 00:49:20,000 shit out of him. Yeah, they're just finding two hundred and sixty five 718 00:49:20,039 --> 00:49:24,239 pound roided out homeless man to fight Kimbo Slice dud. Kimbo always worked them. 719 00:49:24,519 --> 00:49:30,119 Yeah, because it's Kimbo Slice. Can you a heart attack man? 720 00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:34,280 A lot of death, too much steroids or something like what? He lived 721 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,599 a hard life, Yeah, it kind of made sense. Some kill people 722 00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:43,079 every he was like he looked really healthy, diddy. Yeah, he had 723 00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:47,440 like like an AID pack and was like huge man. Yeah, he lived 724 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:52,039 a hard life. I'll just say that. Why are you some somber sounding 725 00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:54,559 about I don't know. I don't because Kimbo's I liked Kimbo. I liked 726 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:58,119 them too. I'm not sad about it all. Right, back to the 727 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:04,679 Jake, I mean, I'm sad about anyone dying. Yeah, not anyone. 728 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:09,199 The dirt's not even like it's still fresh man. He died like five 729 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:13,800 years ago, like two years ago. Well, it was just like five. 730 00:50:14,079 --> 00:50:16,760 Honestly, I appreciate the honesty, Jake, because like how many people 731 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:24,719 actually cared. No one that cared about Kimbo size dying. People that care 732 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:29,159 about Kimo slays Dag were people close to Kimbo sla. He died in twenty 733 00:50:29,199 --> 00:50:31,320 sixteen, so it's only been four years. The wound is still fresh. 734 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,920 I was still like like when I hear like a celebrity die is like I 735 00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,239 you know, I'm still like, oh shit, man, that sucks, 736 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:43,719 you know, like make me genuinely sad. Never but I mean I'll be 737 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,480 like a little somber. I'll be like, oh, I remember watching and 738 00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,280 I remember I also remember like seeing like his YouTube videos to him just kicking 739 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,559 a guy's ass in a Miami backyard and then seeing him on TV and being 740 00:50:54,599 --> 00:50:57,360 like wow, like fuck, yeah, good for him. He was like 741 00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,280 kind of like inspirational in a way. Or and then and then he and 742 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,119 I was like us, I was like ah. Or the professional fight he 743 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:08,599 had against dott Off five thousand, No, dot Off five thousand literally died 744 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:13,360 like twice during the fight. His heart stopped in the middle of a fight, 745 00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,519 and they kept going, I think they're just jacking these guys up with 746 00:51:15,599 --> 00:51:17,599 ship, man. I think that's what killed him. You mean in the 747 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:22,320 sport where they fight between a chain link fence. They're doing some shady ship. 748 00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:28,960 By the way, Anyway, I think all I'm saying is I feel 749 00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:32,679 sure I get what you're saying. I don't feel that genuine sadness that like 750 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,519 some people might when like, okay, sure, when Prince died, I 751 00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:38,920 was kind of bummed out, like, but oh Princes, Yes, Prince 752 00:51:39,039 --> 00:51:44,719 is way more of a thank Kimbo for our generation. Yeah, no one 753 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,880 listens to Prince. I listen to Prince were I don't, I don't. 754 00:51:49,159 --> 00:51:53,559 You're probably making Kobe jokes during your five minutes stand up for the day he 755 00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:58,239 died. Huh. I do remember when Prince had that guitar that the silhouette 756 00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,079 looked like a giant He was jerking off a giant dick at the super Bowl. 757 00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:05,239 That was mad. Respect all my Prince memories come from because he got 758 00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,159 that one over the heads of like the CBS producers. He was like, 759 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,679 it was like, oh, he's I can't show my I can't show jerking 760 00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:14,639 off. But they won't know that the light behind my guitar will create a 761 00:52:14,679 --> 00:52:17,159 giant silhouette of my guitar that looks like a giant dick. And as I 762 00:52:17,159 --> 00:52:20,840 played, it looked like I'm jerking off in front of the biggest TV event 763 00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:28,079 everyone knows. Still alive, Prince is still alive. South America and Hitler, 764 00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,559 Yeah, and hit hit was just a nice old man down the road 765 00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:36,199 makes great toffee. Yes, the most fire mixtapes with Tupac and Prince Collabs. 766 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:39,360 Yeah, there's just like a German. He's an old German. He 767 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:45,159 sells a really weird smelling bar soap. That's that's a dark joke, bro, 768 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:52,119 that's a really dark joke. Organic that it's like a is that like 769 00:52:52,159 --> 00:52:55,360 a cremated remains kind of joke? Or yeah? I think so? Yeah? 770 00:52:55,480 --> 00:53:00,440 Wow? Okays. And then we have one more party just kind of 771 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:05,360 worth mentioning, the straight out Democratic Party. Who's the candidate for They're straight 772 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,800 out dude, straight out Democratic Party called it. They called it straight out 773 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:15,159 the Democratic Party. Yes, oh fuck, okay. So. Unwilling to 774 00:53:15,199 --> 00:53:20,679 support Democratic Party's nominee of Grilly, a group of mostly Southern Democrats held what 775 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,440 was called a straight out Democratic Party convention in Louisville, Kentucky, on August 776 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:30,119 eleventh, eighteen seventy two. They nominated Charles O'Connor, who declined their nomination 777 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:36,920 by telegram. That's an eighteen seventy two bird if I've ever heard one. 778 00:53:37,039 --> 00:53:42,000 And they also nominated for VP John Quincy Adams, the second not even they 779 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,719 couldn't even get the first one. Nope, he's probably dead by that, 780 00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,840 right, he's definitely well. Yeah, yeah, John Adams, Yeah, 781 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:51,480 John Quincy Adams and John Quinnon. Whatever became of John Quincy Adams, he 782 00:53:51,519 --> 00:53:54,519 had to be a massive disappointment to his family the second Sure, Um, 783 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:59,920 I think it's really funny that the guy just said naham via telegram. Yeah, 784 00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:04,239 um, I'm good like kee. Imagine like their I okay, is 785 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:13,960 he gonna do not shit? Like they're just like getting that yeah, got 786 00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:17,039 us again? No, keep imagine getting bad news by a telegram. It's 787 00:54:17,039 --> 00:54:20,639 like your wife is, oh, I hope she's in good spirits dead. 788 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:24,800 Fuck. So because of this, they didn't have time to substitute the nominee 789 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:30,840 and they just want with Charles Leconnor. Anyway, they received point three to 790 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,760 six percent of the popular vote. Dude, this just lets me know that 791 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,400 elections as insane as they are now or a lot more legit. Yeah, 792 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:44,360 you could nominate people as your vice president you never met. You could choose 793 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,079 guys to represent your party. Let's say no, like that would be like 794 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:51,360 if the Democratic Party is like, I choose Barack Obama, It's like he 795 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,719 can't run again. No, we're going with them Biden in twenty sixteen, 796 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:58,920 where he's just like no, I'm good. Yeah, They're like you're not. 797 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:02,199 Yeah, you're going. You've been called up. That's kind of been 798 00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:06,280 a common theme with this podcast. Right, So as craziest things have been 799 00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,880 in this world, current day, modern day, you just have to look 800 00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,920 back at all the same shit that we were dealing with two hundred, three 801 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,440 hundred, two thousand years ago. Okay, yeah, absolutely, I think 802 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:21,719 don't really change the main two people. The main two people in this election. 803 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,239 You have Ulysses Grant war hero, great, great story, right, 804 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,280 fucking picks all his boys is drinking buddies. He picks all his drinking buddies 805 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,559 to be his partners. You know, well when that never works. Always 806 00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:37,639 that never fucking works. Dude. You can't have your drinking buddies be the 807 00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:40,320 people that runs something for you, like you need to have some counsel that 808 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:44,559 disagrees with you a little bit like Lincoln. He had a bunch of yes 809 00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:50,000 men exactly Lincoln from people not because he was essentially the yes man. He 810 00:55:50,119 --> 00:55:53,920 disappointed his boys and instead of him kind of dictating what they do, he 811 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,679 was the yes man to his friends. He just took counsel from them and 812 00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,599 he just agreed with anything they say, Yeah, that's an idiot move. 813 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,880 Well he was hammered. Yeah, he was drunk. They were drinking. 814 00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:09,679 Sounds good, you got like drinking buddies. Yeah, I mean the podcast. 815 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:15,519 Yeah, fair enough. But that's like a that's like a fraternity president. 816 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,840 It's like, oh, you guys really want to do that? All 817 00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,440 right? I guess I guess right. We'll put it to a vote, 818 00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:23,639 like ye know, and then okay, So the next guy, the guy 819 00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:30,079 the main competition, Horace Greeley is an editor for a newspaper. What is 820 00:56:30,079 --> 00:56:34,039 that? What? What part of that makes him valuable as a as a 821 00:56:34,119 --> 00:56:37,719 person to run a country? Nothing. He probably didn't have much of a 822 00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:44,440 say in running either. Just like, hey, Horace, guess what you're 823 00:56:44,679 --> 00:56:46,599 running for president? I just can't believe, dude, I can't believe. 824 00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:49,840 They just said, well, even though he said, no, he's our 825 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,800 guy, we're voting for him, and who are you? The best part 826 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,559 is throughout, I mean, as the elections going on, and we'll get 827 00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:00,760 there. Um should we should we give it away? What happens? I 828 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,039 really, yes, give it away? At this point, people can wait. 829 00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:07,320 If you're still listening, you deserve to know. Horace Greeley died midway 830 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:13,800 through the election, and Jake did not feel bad about it. I'd cry 831 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,239 once, he does not care at all. That horse really dialing, you 832 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,840 know, honestly, Like I was like, oh yeah, bummer. But 833 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,840 when I found out he died, I kind of laughed, so like, 834 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,920 yeah, this is the only US election where one of the candidates dies met 835 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,400 election. How has this never happened but one time? That's my question. 836 00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:35,400 Like Ronald Reagan was old as ship when he was getting reelected. These two 837 00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,559 guys are running right now, Trump and Biden. Either of them could die 838 00:57:37,559 --> 00:57:42,800 at any moment. Trump almost died, like we all saw him at that 839 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:50,280 at that fucking like White House steps, like like he's cool. It's like, 840 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,239 oh, bro, you can like barely take a breath. He was. 841 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,800 I think I saw that. I think he was trying to not cough, 842 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:58,239 is what I really think. It was trying to, Like he was 843 00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,559 trying to like stifle a cough, so he didn't look like he still was 844 00:58:00,599 --> 00:58:06,360 sick. If my boss ever shows up to anything with active COVID, I'm 845 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,880 not sticking around to make him feel better about himself, like, yeah, 846 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:13,519 dude, that was and then everyone in his immediate circle got sick too. 847 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,079 Yeah. So so the election goes on, right, so he doesn't die 848 00:58:17,159 --> 00:58:22,920 before the popular votes counted. Grant wins the popular vote by eleven percent. 849 00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:28,119 It's a huge win, seven hundred and sixty three thousand votes. It was. 850 00:58:28,199 --> 00:58:30,800 It was big. And then they were waiting for the Electoral College to 851 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,800 vote yep, And this is how Greeley died. They came up to him 852 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:36,320 and they said, hey, Greeley, uh, you lost the election. 853 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,360 He's like, oh, really by how much? And they told him the 854 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:43,400 numbers. He was like huh and his heart stop right there. The thing 855 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,880 too, that I was reading about this as well with Greeley, like they 856 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:51,440 had so much bad opinion from him on paper because he was the editor of 857 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,280 a newspaper that he just got fucking dunked on. I mean. Also, 858 00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:59,960 Grant had so many backers too, but I mean he had like big tie 859 00:59:00,159 --> 00:59:02,519 names as financiers. Yeah. I mean, it would be like Jake here 860 00:59:02,599 --> 00:59:06,679 running for president and then they'd be like um. On this podcast, one 861 00:59:06,679 --> 00:59:09,400 time, Jake said he didn't care about Kimbo Slice dying. Clearly he's a 862 00:59:09,519 --> 00:59:15,440 racist. That makes a racist. Sorry, I'm just saying that's how Greeley 863 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:21,760 lost, like he had all these hot take Yeah, but probably it definitely 864 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,119 plays back then. When Ronnie Coleman dies, that will be sad. Yeah, 865 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:29,719 everybody want to be a bodybuilder. But absolutely, yeah, dude, 866 00:59:29,719 --> 00:59:35,719 everybody want to be a bodybuilder, but asked you know the peanut man. 867 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,440 If Ronnie Coleman dies, I will be sad for that. What about Arnold? 868 00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,679 Ye, I'll be sad for Arnold. Okay, I'm just double checking 869 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:45,440 making sure these are people that care about Like I didn't care about Kimbo Slice. 870 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,440 I care about Kimbo Slice. I'm knocking Dud's eyeball out of his head 871 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:54,159 and Miami like cool, like pro Kimbo podcast. I will not have my 872 00:59:54,199 --> 01:00:00,760 ants like Kimbo. I just didn't care. So yeah, um, obviously 873 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,639 with this vote in popular vote in the electoral college vote, there's a little 874 01:00:04,639 --> 01:00:08,519 bit of a gap between both, and he dies before the electoral vote but 875 01:00:08,599 --> 01:00:15,320 still get sixty six electorial vote and it's electoral. Yeah, like you're doing 876 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:22,840 the George Bush nuclear bomb thing and I'm like electorial, Oh God, thank 877 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:30,840 you so he wins the editorial vote. So wait, Greeley did won the 878 01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:37,800 editorial Yeah, he get he gets sixty six electoral votes even though he died 879 01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,440 sick. Well did you some of those getting nullified, Well, the telegram 880 01:00:42,519 --> 01:00:45,119 just didn't reach their state yet. They didn't know he was dead yet, 881 01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:46,400 so they're like, I guess from this guy, we're voting. Boy, 882 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:52,280 Oh he's dead. He lost whatever it takes, you know, half a 883 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:59,119 year for the news to reach deep the Midwest that he died. Yeah, 884 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,000 I mean you gotta think, like the deep South is probably not the most 885 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,480 technologically advanced part of the country yet, and that's who they were backing, 886 01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:08,280 so they probably didn't know he was dead. Yeah. I would guarantee a 887 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,880 lot of places, even even more so than the South, The Midwest was 888 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,719 still fucking cowboy villages, you know, like, yeah, I mean the 889 01:01:15,719 --> 01:01:19,480 wild West going on out there. I mean a lot of those places didn't 890 01:01:19,519 --> 01:01:23,199 even vote, like they didn't have territory to vote from. Like I think, 891 01:01:23,639 --> 01:01:29,440 like California, if you look at the electoral map from this election, 892 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:34,440 there's a bunch of gray before you get back to like voting colors and stuff 893 01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:38,639 like that, because it's states. It's unincorporated territories. It's like Indian territory, 894 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:43,880 right, so which goddamn Grant's trying to get those Indians riots. Yeah, 895 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,800 we can't. We can't have that. Yeah, that was that was 896 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,760 a big thing with like the Democratic Party and the Liberal Republican Party was like, 897 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:55,519 a, if Grant gets Blacks to vote and Native Americans to vote, 898 01:01:55,519 --> 01:02:00,719 they're going to have those that for every election moveing forward. They're just gonna 899 01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:02,480 have that boat. That's a huge voting block. I mean, it's a 900 01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:09,320 great strategy, even if it's even if it's for ulterior motives. They were 901 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:14,360 for sure racist, yeahsides. It wasn't just like a numbers thing. It 902 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,280 was like a they're not equal to us things, right. No, But 903 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:22,000 I'm saying even if Grant was like, well, even if there's an ulterior 904 01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:27,239 motive of locking down the voting block of Blacks and Native Americans, it's still 905 01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,360 a good cause. Like it doesn't matter, you know, I'm totally for 906 01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:35,519 that, right, like right, like as long as I think some people 907 01:02:35,559 --> 01:02:37,199 would try to undersell it, like by saying, oh, he was just 908 01:02:37,239 --> 01:02:40,639 trying to get that voting block that would probably be the class knock from the 909 01:02:40,679 --> 01:02:46,239 Liberal classic lids. Yea, even though they were on the at this time, 910 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:52,880 they were on the wrong sad they're pro kkk so so weird. Man, 911 01:02:52,119 --> 01:02:55,599 it's weird how they like kind of it all switches around, which is 912 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,519 kind of we just muddy our own waters. So people really they don't know. 913 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,599 So yeah, obviously this is the end of the Liberal Republican Party. 914 01:03:05,639 --> 01:03:08,719 They kind of get dissolved into the Democratic Party just kind of they absorbed them. 915 01:03:09,239 --> 01:03:13,360 Yeah, no, it's it's a very short lived run. Then it's 916 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:17,280 good run with their candidate dying. Yeah, midway through the election. So 917 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:22,480 yeah, that that was the election of eighteen seventy two. Uh, I 918 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,800 mean Grant runs away with it. But it's the first election where a woman 919 01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:32,400 runs. Sure, it's the first black vice president who was very unknowingly he 920 01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:37,400 didn't even know he wait what and uh, a candidate dying. So also 921 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:42,239 a guy that just didn't even want to run getting picked up by a party. 922 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:51,360 Shouts to our boy, O'Connor and Quincy the second who just doesn't even 923 01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,800 They're like they don't even nominate him, like next man up. Yeah, 924 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:57,760 they're just like, not, you're gonna be VP. Well, so I 925 01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:05,119 saw for Grant, some of the electoral votes actually mattered for the Greeley ticket 926 01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:11,400 because some people some states just submitted the vice presidential piece. Because I think 927 01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,480 this is still at the time where you're voting for both, you're voting for 928 01:04:14,559 --> 01:04:17,119 both, right, Yeah, we need to start doing that, because they 929 01:04:17,239 --> 01:04:23,800 made it very clear that they they had They mentioned every VP candidate for every 930 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:28,440 every ticket. So this seems like the case. Basically, I'm saying, 931 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,199 let's just get rid of primaries completely and it's just ranked choice, and whoever 932 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,440 gets the most amount of votes is president. Whoever gets the second most about 933 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:44,199 its VP. So you end up with like a Trump Bernie ticket or office. 934 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,840 I mean problem with that is the VP doesn't do anything. No, 935 01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:51,239 but man, there would just be so many hits out on presidents, more 936 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:55,719 so than they already are. Do you think if Trump is VP, dorn 937 01:04:55,800 --> 01:05:00,920 Biden's election when neither get two hundred and seventy electoral votes elector total editorial votes? 938 01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:08,000 Uh? When Biden becomes president in Trump's VP, Trump orders an assassination. 939 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,360 He's literally said he could kill people and no one would care as he 940 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,000 said that. Yeah, he said I could shoot people on Fifth Avenue and 941 01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:18,719 no one would care, like my supporters wouldn't care. I'm kind of cheering 942 01:05:18,719 --> 01:05:21,760 for it, really, just for the chaos. I think you know, 943 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:28,320 I appreciate your position there in a way that I don't for content. There's 944 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:32,039 gonna be chaos tomorrow night. We would regardless of the outcohol. I have 945 01:05:32,159 --> 01:05:35,679 that weird like I want to win because I just don't want anything to happen. 946 01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:39,519 I don't think any anything that happens if Biden wins, but if Trump 947 01:05:39,559 --> 01:05:42,800 wins, I feel like it's gonna be I think it validates a lot of 948 01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:45,599 people. I think it infuriates a lot. I think it infuriates a ton 949 01:05:45,639 --> 01:05:48,280 of people. I think especially in Austin. And I'm gonna be out at 950 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,800 a bar producing a show. I just don't want to get hit with a 951 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:55,440 brick. Yeah, I don't want a fucking chair off like that. I'm 952 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:59,360 gonna thirty stories up. I'm gonna leave a palette of bricks outside of Whiskey 953 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,960 Tango tomorrow. Don't tell them where I'm at. You you've told everyone where 954 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,320 you're at. I don't think I said Whiskey Tango, but yeah, that's 955 01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:09,159 where it will be I'm not leaving a power to bricks up. Alex Jones 956 01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:14,400 will protect me? Will they own that bar Um? No, it's just 957 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,639 a friend of the program. Okay, for the studio I work at. 958 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,719 But yeah, um But I will say this, I don't really want the 959 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:25,119 chaos that you're talking about either. I don't think happen. I mean the 960 01:06:25,159 --> 01:06:28,719 Trump the Trump by the production thing good show. That would be terrible. 961 01:06:29,239 --> 01:06:30,480 That'd be kind of funny. Though, No, it wouldn't because nobody, 962 01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:33,480 nobody, nothing happens tomorrow night. If that happens, right, it makes 963 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:36,360 it No, it makes it a real laughing stock. If that, do 964 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,800 we find out who is president tomorrow? Or no, we do not find 965 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,480 out who president is tomorrow. Okay, that's that's here's what's gonna happen. 966 01:06:44,519 --> 01:06:47,280 I'm gonna call this right now. Trump is gonna announce victory tomorrow. Regardless 967 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:50,960 of what happens, He's going to announce it tomorrow. I don't think so. 968 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,920 I think I think he concedes if he loses. I don't think it's 969 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:59,320 going to be clear who won or lost tomorrow. We've been talking about this. 970 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,599 It's gonna be clear. Moster people think Bush's vote got sent out. 971 01:07:01,679 --> 01:07:06,440 Yeah for people listening in. I voted. I registered to vote because I 972 01:07:06,519 --> 01:07:11,960 never voted before. I registered to vote, and then I was first time 973 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,559 you voted? Yeah really yeah? Interesting? Well the last time it was 974 01:07:15,559 --> 01:07:23,159 because I still like had some like I didn't have my license in Texas yet, 975 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:26,280 so it was like this whole ordeal I had to go through and it 976 01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,519 was just so hard. I was like, fuck, it was just like 977 01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:30,519 I just didn't I didn't get the ship filled out in time. But anyway, 978 01:07:30,519 --> 01:07:34,400 I didn't vote yet. So I registered to vote, and then I 979 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:40,679 went to I went in person to the Austin Library and I voted and I 980 01:07:40,719 --> 01:07:45,800 filled out a provisional ballot because they said that my registration hadn't been received yet, 981 01:07:46,119 --> 01:07:49,159 so I voted provisionally. And then they said, like, once they 982 01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:53,760 confirmed that your registration is a legit, then your vote will count. So 983 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:58,840 I go home. Then I get a letter the next day saying that your 984 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:09,000 social security number on your I could see they said the social security number of 985 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,840 my registration application did not match the one they had on record, which is 986 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,600 fucking bullshit, dude. I have filled that number out dozens of times, 987 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:21,520 and I printed it out I printed it out so like there was no way 988 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,880 it was a handwriting issue, and they said that it was wrong. And 989 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,159 like, dude, okay, I've been reading the news, like NPR, 990 01:08:28,239 --> 01:08:31,840 just this story about how seven percent of votes in Florida are just being thrown 991 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:38,800 out for random reasons. It's a fucking conspiracy. I am a I got 992 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:42,840 I got suppressed. I got suppressed, the suppressed. That's what happened to 993 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,840 me. They're suppressing Bush in these streets. What I tried to be a 994 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:49,520 responsible citizen and they refused to let me last time. I not fuck up 995 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,880 those four numbers. Dude, I know those four numbers by fucking heart. 996 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:59,720 What is your social did you tell us and your mother's man in name? 997 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:04,960 What was your first pet um? Yeah? Also I saw that like Harris 998 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,560 County right now or not right now? I guess they decided on this. 999 01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:12,520 They were Repulicans were trying to get one hundred and twenty seven thousand votes thrown 1000 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:16,560 out in Harris County, Texas, and a federal courts was supposed to rule 1001 01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,760 on that today. I actually I don't know how that went. See, 1002 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,720 I don't care who wins, honestly, I just want ship to be over 1003 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:26,600 tomorrow. I don't want this to drag on, convenient, I don't want 1004 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:30,600 this to drag on. I just want, I want it's not gonna You're 1005 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:33,520 not gonna get that. I mean, I've never had in my life. 1006 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:38,159 I've never there's never been an election last that didn't wrap up the night up? 1007 01:09:38,199 --> 01:09:40,720 Were you talking about two thousand? Oh? Yeah, I didn't take 1008 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,560 that long, though it took weeks. It went to the Supreme Court. 1009 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,520 Yeah, I don't remember it though I was like nine. Yeah, but 1010 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,079 still it's like to say yeah to a nine year old, though weeks is 1011 01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:51,800 like, you know, it's like that's a few hours, nine year old, 1012 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:54,920 you don't you don't know about what the fuck's going on with to the 1013 01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:58,359 election anyway. I think my parents were more politically involved than dolls maybe, 1014 01:09:58,399 --> 01:10:01,279 but probably yeah, yeah, well especially okay, keep in mind I was 1015 01:10:01,279 --> 01:10:04,760 also in Florida in the two thousand election, even in the swing state. 1016 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:10,159 Two what I'm also in a swing But the controversy was in Florida, the 1017 01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:14,600 hanging chads and the butterfly ballots and these things. So, I mean, 1018 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:18,560 yeah, hanging chads. Did you ever hear about that? So the punch 1019 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:24,239 cards for the vote. In two thousand in Florida, you punched a hole 1020 01:10:24,359 --> 01:10:30,079 through ballot and old people couldn't get it to punch all the way through your 1021 01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:33,680 kind, pieces of paper would hang and like their votes wouldn't get counted because 1022 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:36,880 like it wouldn't be fully punched. All they were hanging. They're hanging chats. 1023 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:40,359 But I wouldn't call an old person chat. It should have been like 1024 01:10:41,159 --> 01:10:47,800 hanging Horace. Yeah. Yeah, Well the chat isn't the name of the 1025 01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:51,760 person voting, it's the piece of paper. But even if it's an old 1026 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:58,920 person punching through the paper, you need like a a hanging Norman. I 1027 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,319 agree completely. No, you guys are right, I'm wrong. Um. 1028 01:11:01,359 --> 01:11:05,279 Also the butterfly ballot thing too. The way the ballot in Florida was set 1029 01:11:05,359 --> 01:11:12,760 up was very confusing, Like it was like scantron. It wasn't like the 1030 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:16,159 bubble that you would be voting for would be like next to bush or next 1031 01:11:16,199 --> 01:11:18,399 to Gore, but actually it was tied to the bush. You just make 1032 01:11:18,439 --> 01:11:21,520 a butterfly pattern like on a scantron. It was like it wouldn't just be 1033 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:24,640 all the candidates on one side, all the bubbles on the other would be 1034 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,479 like there were three candidates over here and three candidates over here they had like 1035 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:32,720 interlocking bubbles. Are we in a safe space right now? Yeah? I 1036 01:11:33,159 --> 01:11:38,479 have a confession. What I've never voted. You've never voted? That shocks 1037 01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,960 me so little, Dan, that's the least surprised. I don't care. 1038 01:11:42,199 --> 01:11:45,079 This is the least probably. Did you vote? No, you're not voting. 1039 01:11:45,199 --> 01:11:48,000 I knew you weren't voting. I mean were They talked this year about 1040 01:11:48,039 --> 01:11:50,720 like, oh my god, record numbers of voters and what is the number, 1041 01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:56,840 like sixty percent? Like everybody is voting this year, six huge sixty 1042 01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,840 percent of people, which is still fucking early. That's we have more people 1043 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:05,039 that turned up for early voting in Texas than we did vote last time around. 1044 01:12:05,079 --> 01:12:09,279 That's big man. Yeah, because people like me. It's all the 1045 01:12:09,359 --> 01:12:12,000 under thirties voting for the first time and that and I and guess what I 1046 01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:15,199 fucking I put in the fucking effort, and you know what happened. They 1047 01:12:15,279 --> 01:12:20,319 said that my vote doesn't. That's that's what I get for being a responsibles. 1048 01:12:20,359 --> 01:12:27,159 They want to in the process. That's why people, I'll tell you 1049 01:12:27,199 --> 01:12:29,359 what you want, you win. And they said that you can you can 1050 01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:32,800 resubmit your Social Security number and we'll get it corrected. It'll take thirty days. 1051 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:36,880 I'm like, long after the election, obviously, so very frustrating, 1052 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:43,359 and I did, like I am a dizzy person. I am, I'll 1053 01:12:43,399 --> 01:12:45,960 admit it, But I did not fuck those four numbers. I did not 1054 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:50,039 fuck those four numbers because I've been reading about the suppression going on and like, 1055 01:12:50,079 --> 01:12:51,439 I don't know, I don't know how they get away with it. 1056 01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:55,039 How do they get away with like like how do they even know? Like 1057 01:12:55,079 --> 01:12:58,039 how are they eple even able to know who I voted for before they process 1058 01:12:58,119 --> 01:13:00,920 my shit? Like I don't it's fucked up. It's fucked up. Guys, 1059 01:13:02,199 --> 01:13:09,439 winner loose, go vote like I did. I I am. I 1060 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,880 was not a big conspiracy like I thought, like I always trusted like a 1061 01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,439 vote. I always trusted our system to have it shit together enough to like 1062 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,319 not be able to fuck up this stuff. But they did. It's mistake 1063 01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:24,640 number one. Never trust the system. I trusted the system for a lube 1064 01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:28,279 until system up and then just go to town. Oh man, I you 1065 01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:31,479 know, I think that a lot of people in very high up places benefit 1066 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,840 from the disenfranchisement and disillus and young people's disillusionment. Yeah, but if you 1067 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:40,239 vote, aren't you more likely to get jury duty. I'm not trying to 1068 01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:43,720 get jury dude. You get paid for jury duty. Nah, yeah, 1069 01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:47,760 you do. I don't want to do that. Not enough, you, 1070 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:51,760 dude. I'm trying to keep myself off the radar. You're on the radar. 1071 01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,720 You have a phone. You're on the radar that you know of all 1072 01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:00,359 the phone. You have a phone. It's paid by the minute. Your 1073 01:14:00,359 --> 01:14:05,279 phone number hasn't changed in years. You're you're keeping the same burner. Uh 1074 01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:11,520 no, it's called a little app that keeps that same number. It's about 1075 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:15,760 design, Jake, You're not thinking things through that phone. I'm gestavo in 1076 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:18,840 every phone I have. Oh my god, all right, maybe we should 1077 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:23,279 go we should wrap this up. We should Uh yeah, no, uh 1078 01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,439 look forward to tomorrow. I guess just being over really, I'm just kind 1079 01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:31,159 of over there. I have one of those weird like I hate to say 1080 01:14:31,319 --> 01:14:36,000 excitement, but like just when I know, like something crazy it's gonna happen, 1081 01:14:36,079 --> 01:14:39,560 even though it's bad, it's gonna be crazy. Though, like everyone's 1082 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,680 like, oh, it could be the launch of a civil war. I 1083 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,760 don't I mean, yeah, there's no definitely not gonna be civil war, 1084 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,600 but it is going to be. How do you just even if there is, 1085 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,279 how do you determine? I mean, there's absolutely not gonna be civil 1086 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:54,199 You can't have a civil war. Now it's fucking cities versus open land. 1087 01:14:54,399 --> 01:14:57,800 Like, what where do I go? How do I abstain? Yeah? 1088 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,079 Yeah, I mean I would just stay in our cities and they'll stay and 1089 01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:03,439 the rural America you come to fucking bum fuck Bill, we'll get you. 1090 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:08,520 Like, okay, I'm not coming. I mean I I just went to 1091 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:11,920 port Ranzas and all those people with the Trump flags. I'll tell you this 1092 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,479 right now, they're a lot more friendly than random people and you pass on 1093 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:16,840 the street in Austin, they were very friendly people, friendly folk. Oh 1094 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:19,399 no, man, I was in port at one time, and I just 1095 01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:23,439 remember there was a jeep one. If you drive on the beach, you 1096 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:26,439 trash. Well, they everyone drives on the beach. This is what they 1097 01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:28,880 do in Porto Ranzas. Yeah, you park on the beach and then you 1098 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,479 walk around the beach. In general, and Texas not great, no, 1099 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,399 but Florida, you don't drive on the beach unless you're in a shitty beach. 1100 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:41,000 No Daytona, but Daytona case some point, there's anyway beaches. I 1101 01:15:41,039 --> 01:15:45,640 just remember port ranzas like on the fucking like amount of like people that had 1102 01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:49,279 soaped on their jeep windows like white and proud and shit like that. Oh 1103 01:15:49,399 --> 01:15:54,079 Jesus, yeah, no, I I can be friends like I can be 1104 01:15:54,159 --> 01:15:57,279 friendly? Is that next to the mean? I never saw that. I 1105 01:15:57,319 --> 01:16:00,479 never saw the white proud shit. Man. I saw some pretty hate full 1106 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:03,319 shit on some fucking windows and shit like that. Wown't I feel like some 1107 01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:06,760 type of sexual pun I also was in the off season. You know this 1108 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:11,119 is this is false so fair, this is fair? Um No, man, 1109 01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:13,439 I just you know, it's easy to say like, oh, these 1110 01:16:13,479 --> 01:16:15,279 people were friendlier to me. It's like, do you think they would have 1111 01:16:15,319 --> 01:16:21,199 been friendly if you were black? Dude? I did see a um golf 1112 01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:26,640 cart with a Trump flag and they pulled up. It was these two white 1113 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,199 people and they had like a black kid with them, like I guess it 1114 01:16:29,239 --> 01:16:31,760 was like an adopted adopted black kid. I was like, this is lovely. 1115 01:16:32,039 --> 01:16:34,399 Yeah. I was like, oh, what a nice what a nice 1116 01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:44,239 little twist. Didn't they go after like Amy Cony Barrett or Amy Barrett Coney, 1117 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:48,800 Slasha Barrett Coney? Is it Amy Coman Barrett? Or is it Barrett 1118 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:54,279 Barrett Coney? Is it Amy Coman Barrett? Whatever? They went after here 1119 01:16:54,319 --> 01:16:58,439 for adopting like two black kids, right, I didn't even hear that criticism. 1120 01:16:58,479 --> 01:17:00,479 How they were just talking about who wants to end abortion? Yeah, 1121 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:08,079 the phone just went off. Bro, Dan, you're on the radar now. 1122 01:17:08,119 --> 01:17:12,479 But no, I think like the left attacked her for something, you 1123 01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:15,359 know, I think, how do you attack someone for that? I think 1124 01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:17,319 that's the worst thing you could possibly attack someone. But I think so, 1125 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:20,680 yeah, absolutely, that's like that's like a really good thing she didn't. 1126 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:28,319 She gave people a better chance. Like you can totally go after her for 1127 01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:31,880 not being prepared during her confirmation hearings. You can go after pretty prepared other 1128 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:36,119 than the one question. If you go back, I mean, I think 1129 01:17:36,159 --> 01:17:43,199 you can say you can talk circles around answering questions like she doesn't. She's 1130 01:17:43,239 --> 01:17:45,880 not gonna uphold anything Row related, and she's going to take personal politics into 1131 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:53,520 account. I don't think so based on what Dan her word cool, Yeah, 1132 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:58,159 that fucking works anyway. She's attractive, She looks like kind of right 1133 01:17:58,199 --> 01:18:03,319 for an order, I guess for a Supreme Court justice. She's as far 1134 01:18:03,319 --> 01:18:10,560 as Supreme Court justices go, she's a nine. She's no Anton. Ruth 1135 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:15,800 was like, you know, you know she's soft sex, she's hard five 1136 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,279 back in the day. What do you think she was? And you see 1137 01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:23,439 young photos of real god, you know this is counterinto like, you know, 1138 01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:30,600 it's not woke rating Supreme Court justice. Oh dude, she was kind 1139 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:34,720 like beer no Brett having on deserves, not like, okay, all his 1140 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:39,880 fucking student modest paid off now all of a sudden after he gets confirmed. 1141 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:43,319 That's weird, right, I didn't even know about that. Yeah, man, 1142 01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:45,600 are did you be? Yeah? She was cute man back in the 1143 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:49,199 day. All right, there's a lot of dead people in this podcast side 1144 01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:56,880 when she did not Kimbo fuck. You can be equally sad. No you 1145 01:18:56,960 --> 01:19:00,119 can't. If you're more sad about Kimbo slice and you're not actually involved with 1146 01:19:00,199 --> 01:19:03,880 him in a way than Ruth Bayer games. But do you mean involved like 1147 01:19:04,039 --> 01:19:08,880 sexually, like connected to him in a way or you interacted with the man. 1148 01:19:09,079 --> 01:19:11,720 You don't know my past with Kimbo, I do know it. It's 1149 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:15,479 non existent. You watched him on YouTube, well, and you probably watched 1150 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:17,479 him more on YouTube than RBG though in the UFC, I definitely watched way 1151 01:19:17,479 --> 01:19:24,319 more YouTube of Kimbos same honestly. Um, but yeah, that is the 1152 01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:28,119 episode for today. Make sure we have a YouTube channel now so you can 1153 01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:33,840 see our beautiful faces and just ten eighty some some HD Yeah not quite four 1154 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:38,239 k I'm not that's too much. Files too big, but make sure to 1155 01:19:38,359 --> 01:19:42,479 rate, subscribe on iTunes, Tell a friend about the podcast. We'll be 1156 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:45,000 back with some normal content. Yeah, we got a little you know, 1157 01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:48,680 it's a weird day, it's a weird, weird night. I'll give us 1158 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:54,399 the I'm actually filling in. I wasn't like we're supposed to. Rob was 1159 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:58,079 pimping out like what we're supposed to do tonight, and he was gonna lead, 1160 01:19:58,239 --> 01:20:00,399 and he was He said he was gonna do, you know, like 1161 01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:04,000 the whole Catholics that ran for president thing. We obviously pivoted because I don't 1162 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:09,039 really want to do there. Yeah he would he neither of us, even 1163 01:20:09,079 --> 01:20:12,840 though you were a Catholic or are Catholic, none of us are as Catholic 1164 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:14,880 is Rob, And we wouldn't have been able to hit the nuance of what 1165 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,039 he was wanting to talk, right. I didn't want to step on his 1166 01:20:16,119 --> 01:20:19,600 toes there. Maybe we'll save it for another time next election cycle, or 1167 01:20:19,640 --> 01:20:23,920 I mean, if Biden wins, we can just talk about if we want 1168 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,479 to, don't. We'll get back to some cool shit. Yeah, We're 1169 01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:29,279 gonna get back to some cool shit. I'll be running a pod next week. 1170 01:20:29,359 --> 01:20:32,079 I'll have some weird conspiracy theory ship for us or something spooky. Still, 1171 01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:35,359 I like talking about the weird shit, like I need to like dialof 1172 01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:41,520 Pass and like just bizarre things like William Walker, like fucking dude that just 1173 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,159 leaves Tennessee and decides I'm King of South America. I'm gonna be the Nicaragua 1174 01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:47,439 president. Now that's pretty tired. I wish I could do that now. 1175 01:20:47,479 --> 01:20:50,399 I like that. So we'll get back to that. We'll get back to 1176 01:20:50,439 --> 01:20:54,560 our roots. But we figured we just kind of riff tonight. I had 1177 01:20:54,600 --> 01:21:00,279 a few nods, but yeah, it is what it is. You know, 1178 01:21:00,319 --> 01:21:02,279 we got a whole lot going on, Bush. Thank you for taking 1179 01:21:02,279 --> 01:21:08,039 your time, dude. Always a blast coming on with you guys. Thanks 1180 01:21:08,079 --> 01:21:11,960 man, it was fun. Sorry you got suppressed. Yeah, man, 1181 01:21:12,119 --> 01:21:15,520 I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep at it though, I'm gonna. I'm gonna 1182 01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:20,960 get my You're gonna vote tomorrow SSN locked away. You should vote multiple times, 1183 01:21:21,039 --> 01:21:24,560 Yeah, vote as much as you want tomorrow. None of it's gonna 1184 01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:30,600 count anyway. Maybe a little stick stuff the ballot box, sorry, and 1185 01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:33,239 then light it on fire. And on that we'll leave you. You've just 1186 01:21:33,319 --> 01:21:38,119 been soft served, you've just been soft sera. Thank you for listening again. 1187 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:43,720 We'll be back to our regularly scheduled program next week. Got a little 1188 01:21:44,039 --> 01:21:46,079 off the wall to this week, all right, right, good night,