You're listening to the down beat on ninety seven to one the freak. Do
you guys like ground beef because you have a ground beef problem? Uh?
Yes, and I'm confused. Do we have a regular beef problem as well?
You know that's a good point because if you don't, then just buy
regular beef and grind it. Yep, yeah, keV. Nearly seven pounds
of uncooked beef patties and ground beef tainted have become subject to a recall.
This is by Valley Meats LLC. Do you guys buy Valley Meats? Who
would know? I mean, you just gotta look at the labe, look
at the beat. You don't look at the label of the type of ground
beef. You look at it and how red it is, and what the
fat percentage is and the price. Oh yeah, I can tell you I
have it. I've never gotten Valley just by looking at the raft. You
don't ground beef you buy? Yeah, you do. It's pretty much the
same one. It's I'll pay a little bit more because I think it tastes
better on the tube. The grass Fed Organic eighty five fifteen well company,
it might be Valley, I don't know, but it's the one that's already
pre package Valley Ground Beef. Danny's round to the bathroom every break. It
turns out it is it is. That's what Nanny gets. We're learning.
You don't know that it's a strain of ecle eye and potentially deadly bacterium Diamond
Valley or just Valley Valley LLC. So I don't know. I mean,
they all looks kind of the same, do you the I mean there's a
different label though different logo of the company. Just get like the this is
it the story you're ats beef Beef Kirkland. That seems like that's the That
seems like a Costco imitation version, which is fine. Went to Costco over
the break. By the way, it took Christina first trip to Costco.
Her eyes were so wide straying away from me. I had to put the
little cord on her, little long strung cord on her hip. He's dragging
a stay. Eventually to just pop her in the cart, drive her around,
and she got all stuffed with samples. Dude, there was no samples.
No, they're cutting back. I sold samples at the end of every
aisle. I sold a dream World Media companies in grocery stores are consolidating.
You should have seen her face when she got to the pizza department a Costco.
My god, she tried to walk in the walk in cooler and lock
herself in there. Guys, if you get exposed to this bacteria that's in
Danny's ground beef, you may have dehydration, abdominal cramps, and bloody diarrhea.
Hey that you two for three. All right, let's go out to
the field where our field reporter, Dick Diarrhea is standing over the area you
weren't here yesterday, Mussury store can and I decided that if you had a
reporter on Fox four News and his name was Dick Diarrhea, he probably wouldn't
be taking too seriously, you think, more seriously than Channel eight's job and
panicker. It was a nice guy. But your field reporter covering tornadoes his
job and panicker, god's a big one. Come shelter. If your name
is Dick Diarrhea, you shouldn't be you know, you shouldn't be limited to
what profession you can pursue. Sure, and you know they trust the audience
to be mature, and we be like, all right, it's weird the
first few times. It's funny where that came from, because Kevin went into
the bathroom yesterday, and that's what I asked him if he was going to
go, do is to make Yeah, and then if we thought that'd be
a funny name for do you need to make a poop? Poop? Dick
diarrhea stupid, Probably go by Richard, like it's gonna matter. Name is
diarrhea? Is that Italian ray? No, it's actually diarrhea. Oh,
just the way it's spelled, letter rip. I got to cover a school
board meeting tonight. He waits on his assignment every day. The greatest,
like most agreed upon politician of all time. Like everyone loves this dude,
and his name's Dick diarya both sides. He just makes great points. He's
like it brings the country together. You should run for president, like he's
perfect or just a joke to the rest of the worl world. Then you
know that's all it is, President diarrhea. Oh my god, he's just
brilliant. You're the debt problem. Everything's fixed the Israeli Yeah, guys,
they're they're shaking hands. Everybody's cool. Everything is better and fixed. We're
all rich. Let's go to President Diarrhea for the sake of the union address
my fellow Americans, he would only be referred to as mister President. Yeah,
that's probably true. Hey, we start at six am, and we're
going to podcast every segment for you right after the show, so we'll get
put out for you. If you missed our fun discussion on Aaron Rodgers versus
Jimmy Kimmel at eight o'clock, if you missed our discussion on America's hottest new
game show, the Floor, uh, and other stuff including some cowboys and
lines. Follow up again as Dan Campbell went off on a radio show host
and we told you the key to the cowboys success. Don't miss amitt of
the downbeat. But if you do, it's all yeah, and listen within
twenty four hours so we get some credit. We think we're not. Probably
not, I'm not sure. Apparently we're going nuts one day, but it's
on like Spotify and probably Apple Music, and I'm saying you get your podcasts.
I'm gonna go nuts one day on the air. Okay, maybe tomorrow,
go ahead, we will do the home up. Get your message from
the now. We made an awful net from we made an awful miss.
Sorry, you gotta get the clean it all up with my trustee Mike goests
and loses it. An he's only saying that because tomorrow's Round one of the
Century Open, and that's why he's gonna be going nuts? Is that tomorrow?
Yeah? The one and done pool doesn't start on next week though,
Okay, I mean earn a big pool, Danion to get into the one
and done golf pool? Yes, I would love to. Is that the
first tournament of the year. Yeah, you don't have to get in now,
Okayn? Do you need to pay for your entry? Paying them?
Damn money? What's not a free pool? Win money? We're not playing
for fun. You win fifty g's if you win the thing. Maybe.
Yeah, I've got a real solid chance at that. Yeah, st chances
we gave you got to pick some schmuck every week. I'll get Malcolm to
do it. Honestly, I'll fork over fifty for that plash. Yeah,
he'll pick car Wash to win every tournament. I say, just raises the
probability that one of us three win because the first prize is eighty thousand dollars
in this pool. Eighty thousand dollars. I like eighty thousand dollars. Then
get in and we'll pick. We'll help you when you pick this. People
different people every week. So I need to come up with two hundred dollars.
I don't know what you mean by come up with it, but yeah,
yeah, were you scrounging underneath your cushion? I mean times are tough
for everyone, Biden, but might need to make some phone calls to my
local politician, Dick Diarrhea and see if you can pull Can I real quick
tell you a significant birthday you left off the list today and there's a reason
for this. I want to ask you what you know about Formula one legend
Michael Schumanch. Dude, I wrote him on there, did you yes?
And he I don't know why I missed it. I had him on there
though January third, fifty five today. Do you know anything the name rings?
Okay? Yeah? You f not F one Indy car driver? Oh
F one F one legend, seven time World drivers champion, right German?
Dude? I mean on the list you know with Lewis Hamilton basically is the
greatest of all time. Twenty thirteen after he retired, he goes skiing with
his family and has a skiing crash. Oh no, did he go full
Sonny Bono. No, he is still alive today, ten years after eleven
years, ten years on his birthday, never been heard from once. Whoa,
whoa? What he is? Koma Toast? What? No? He
is? He isn't he? I mean there's no information out. He is
assumed to be Koma Toasts in his family's home in Germany, and they're letting
it happen. Well, what does that mean He's gonna wake up from a
coma? I think they can pull the plug. I mean that's the Terry
Schaibo situation. So he's kept alive by machine. He's kept alive by machines.
I mean this is not by machine. No, not by Mike Marshall.
He's not overseeing the the life of Michael Schumacher. But I mean,
I know we don't you know, cover too much F one whatever. But
he's on a list of in the last twenty thirty years, like one of
the most famous athletes on the planet. I mean in circles he is.
He's told why and you go to Germany. I mean it's Dirk, it's
Boris Becker, it's Michael Schumacher. I mean, I don't know this is
it's a massive athlete, but since twenty thirteen because with ski crash with his
family where I think he hit his head on a rock, essentially, oh
my god, he is and they're very protective of like his status. His
son Mick Schumacher raced in F one you know, is recently his last year
and didn't fare all that well. But anyway, today off of Kevin's birthday
list was the great Michael Schumacher, seven time F one champion. He was
alive. Well, he's resting peacefully. He's not dead. I can't argue
that he is resting. I would assume it's as comfortably as his family can
make him. And you're right that that makes rest in peace an odd term
because he is resting in some form in a coma for over a decade.
And I sorry, and I should have honored him better by yeah, not
leaving him off. Wait, go, Kevin should have traded him out for
Jim Everett. But it's happen. You picked Jim Everett. Sho'll have to
hear a couple of talkbacks from our starts. Before we talked to Christina and
Steve from the minut of Skin Show. Oh, hello, Glenn's, Welcome
to the Glenn News Network. I have uncovered another conspiracy for you. Mike
Siroyd was not sick yesterday. He was worried about the Epstein list dropping,
knowing his name is on that list. Stay tuned for more. Hashtag Truder,
hashtag Devin Booker, Gurbo butts. Yeah, okay, I would love
that hashtag to take off Devin Booker Durbile, but me too. I did
spend, for some reason, half an hour, not ten minutes, maybe
think not nine hours in a local McDonald's. What if my name is on
the Epstein family Yeah, what were you gonna be like? Damn it,
I don't think, And I tell you like I didn't do, I didn't
go. I don't know what this is. But then you guys be like,
well, sure you did, yeah exactly, Like I don't even know
what it is. I don't know why Kevin I would at each other.
I knew it, Yes, yeah, And I bet if you had to
pick someone from around here, his name's gonna show up on this list,
you probably would pick me, yeah, and Ben, and I'd be like,
I don't know, I've never met the dude, I don't. But
ever half people on the list are gonna say the same crap, Dude,
I never went to know Island. Yeah, but you went to the US
Open. Yeah, it's in New York. Christina and I went to the
US Open. It was in Massachusetts. It's close to New York. I'm
not claiming I've never been anywhere done it now, But if I'm on this
list, I'm telling you now before it comes out, I don't know.
I've never been in No Island. My mom always said, the guilty dog
always barks first, So we'll Mike Siroy. I'm getting ahead of this thing.
Christina's here. Ain't that like whoever smelt it dealt? It's very much
always Mom didn't use that right now. You could use a rhyme to impart
wisdom. That's easy to remember wherever smelled jingles work like this one? Dick
Diarrhea runs for president? Is that the entire talk back show. I did
miss it, but we could hear you out in the cubicle area. Salespeople
too, and I just kept hearing the diarrhea dropped. I'm sure they love
this right now. The presidency of Dick diarrhea really inspired the sales forced to
get us out there. That's like, it's it great that their blasting our
station out there and everyone. I always wonder they used that volume down ease
it to the left, just like the Raiders get it talking about Nick diarrhea
all the time. I don't even know what they're talking about. The new
field reporter in town. Who's going to win the Dallas Observer Award for Best
TV Field Reporter. Yeah, Dick diarrhea from Richard T. Diarrhea. Some
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drinking night after one after one. He tried to search to two, but
that's where that guy stepped in. Thank you boy, hero. Yeah,
this call is for Mike Sroy. This is the manager at Chuck E Cheese
and we just wanted to let you know you left your pixie sticks and your
pencil eraser you won playing Whack them Oh yesterday here at the gift section.
So if you want to come back and pick those up, just come by
anytime. So after a full day of cocaine jet skiing, you needed to
fill up it. I was hungry chucky cheese, and I got lucky on
the arm grabber thing and one won an eraser claw. Sir, don't ever
call here again, all right, please do, please don't Dan Campbell here,
brother. The Lions are going for two. We're going all the way
down. We're gonna score, We're gonna win. We're going for two,
and there's nothing you can't do. I have a hulk of the in there
Campbell and the vitamins last one today, morning boys, Hating from the cliff.
One of my favorite announcements. Buy Good Old Jr. During that over
the Edge when mankind was thrown off, like you guys said, by God
is my witness, he's broken in half. You will never find a better
duo for announcing than the King of j R. Love you, guys,
But he broke him in Halfness, he broke him in half. He said
he's got a family. He's got a family. God, he's got a
family. It's not stupid, No, it's great. It's great because it's
pretend and he's even pretended. And there's not to pretend about three hundred pound
mcfoley flying off hell in his cell. How's that pretend he doesn't even have
a family. How's that he didn't have? Mankind of have family? He
was what's pretend about that flying straight through the Spanish an ounce table. Well,
that there was a real threat of life there and his family was going
to be affected by some comatose Schumacher injury. Oh yeah, it was probably
potentially worse. No, they walked off together and went and had drinks with
Andre the Giant that very night. His tooth was in his nose in that
fight. What do you mean, right, it was a pretend to No,
it wasn't fakes. His shoulder was dislocated. He was completely concussed.
Yeah, okay, look I came back and forth. I know. Yeah,
then mister Socco had to nurse him back to health. I know,
you know, I'm not an idiot, but it's insane that well he actually
I don't know that at all. Respect mankind, Okay, is that triple
H. Yeah, triple H Mankind Yeah, yeah, triple H is triple
H. Yes, Randy Macho man Mankind is his full name. You know
what I'm gonna make whenever the anniversary of Mankind's heroic fall off the Hell in
a Cell comes up, I'm gonna make you watch the whole thing. I'm
gonna do two segments on it to that topic on its head all. I
keep thinking his next football injury. I want them to say that he's got
a family. God, he's broken half. Yeah, you kind of hope
it's just a cramp. He's got a family. I hope it's just a
cramp. Yeah. Romo would last two seconds in the pay per view in
the last two minutes in the cell, well, Jim, oh my hell,
that's the noises. If he had to call Survivor series, he's on
top of him. Uh, what's coming up with? It's Christina? You
guys, Hey, I missed you too. Oh yeah, even though I
saw you two days ago. You're not sick? Would you please vouch for
me? And especially to the damn idiots on those he was legit sick with
New Year's We believe it not your show that has the flu. Now,
yeah, Skin is still out with the flu. Ben is Benny sauna stuff,
but stuff Ben anytime, he's like, you guys go in there,
all right, and he hangs the hard left. Yeah, I know,
magazine, the butt stuff. Jeff kevanugh really ask him about his only fans.
I'll tell you this on the air. I text him earlier. I
was listening just yesterday and I text Jeff today, I go, you know
what, dude, you're really good at your job. I think Kavanaugh is
very very good at this. He is smooth, smooth, weird, funny,
yeah, smart. I think he's a very good host. I'll say
that out loud. It took you that long to come to that and say
it out here. In four months. I'm like you, I guess he's
all right. Come together for almost two years, and I guess he's okay,
still waiting to come around on the rest of you lot. So that
was the addust. We at least one good dude on here. All right,
what's coming on the show? Well, I think after that coming up
on the Ben and Skin show is Jeff. I think that's the best tease
there is. Steve Christina, You'll have fun. We're back tomorrow Moran at
six am. We have a few pairs of MAVs tickets play tonight. You
can hear that on the Freak. And we'll have plenty more, including picks
with Glenn's once again. The season finale, like or the regular season finale,
it picks with glints, So for JJ Jackson, for Mike's Roy,
for Danny Baylis, I'm Kevin, see you tomorrow morning. Pabby do a
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