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I'm John Hartness and I'll be playing the role of Fendingo, the bucket
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Chronicles, the Quincy Harker Demon Hunter books, and Bubba the Monster Hunter series
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all of them. I say hi. I'm Joseph Brassie. I play the
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are sold, and I am the author of such non existent titles as punch
Bowl, Picasso, Penis Popper. Hey, Hey everyone, my name is
Rick Walterian. I play Silas Kane, who has come to the somewhat disturbing
conclusion that if he can't say to our egg's name, no one can.
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You know, look at my name if you can spell it. If not,
well figure it out. Hello friends, my name is Robert Bevan.
I play the role of Klaus Richter, the Norton notorious rogue who sometimes makes
love to himself into the bucket. In real life, I write the Cavernson
Creature series of comedy fantasy novels and short stories, starting with the first book,
Critical Failures. Go get It? Oh my god, did we just
get the cannon? Reason why the bucket is sentient? Anyway? No?
Hi dad, my name is Steve WEAVERL And I play Brandon Firemaster who shot
Twists. May not be the most important man in the universe. Possibly we'll
see. In real life, I write such books as The Doomsay, He
Journeys and Shoot the Dead. Go check that one. Out. It's fun.
It's on the internet. Hey everybody, I am Drew Hayes, the
Hungry Judge of this shit courtroom, the dungeon facilitating this party. And when
last we left our intrepid adventurers, Nope, I also have to say I'm
the writer of books such as Superpowered Spread The Vampire Accountant in NPC's all right
now, when last we left our intrepid adventurers, they had successfully walked around
the city of Landport. Nope, Caldern. Keep mixing those up of Caldern
and did some shopping, did some reminiscing, did some prayer, did some
piphanizing which took us some very weird, dangerous directions. And when we left
off, everyone had boarded the ship, heading off for danger and possible death.
So you all sail through the night, propelled along by magical waves and
currents. As you sail, you see Judge hungry ship alongside you, and
after a short while you join up with the golems forces. Together you are
all sailing forward into the night, until just after daybreak you hear a call,
and why don't we go ahead and start everyone off with initiatives and then
perceptions so we can see what you see? I ask, is there more
than one broken goalum in the galen forces? They all appear functional. You
don't know if that means he repaired the one you broke or left them behind.
Your rolls a five for initiative and a mine and a one for perception.
Salas rules and an eight for initiative and a five for perception. Brandon
five Master rolls a nineteen for initiative and a thirteen for perception. Claus Richter
rolls a seventeen initiative and a nineteen pp. Fendingo rolls a ten initiative and
a fifteen perception. All right, And for the record, Gordon rolls a
ten initiative and a thirteen perception. So uh, you all all all freshly
risen from a night's long rest or whatever amount of hours you need to long
rest. I can't remember everyone's individual stuff, but you've all just finished it,
your feline raring and ready to go. And man, what great timing,
because on the horizon you can see Huppuppa. Well Borg sees nothing.
He's still rubbing the sleep from his eye, which in this case literally rubbing
his eyes so hard he can't see anything. I can't see Silas Kane.
You see fog sponful fog. I mean, for once, You're not wrong,
Brandon Thighmaster. With your thirteen perception, you can see the shape of
what appears to be an island within the another day and ever island. With
the fifteen and nineteen of Fan, Dingo and Klaus, you can make out
large shapes moving along coast, and everyone of the party at least can hear
PROMEGTHEUS speak telepathically into your minds. I believe I understand the situation here well,
and that's one of the big child. There is a great deal of
dangerous currents below. Anything less than an abolith would be unable to swim through
it. I shall pilot mine down. However, you will have to take
the other method, drowning, says the guy who literally walks on water upon
the island my Abolithe remembers a portal, a tunnel made to transport the helpers
down to the tunnel where they are not large. They're too large to fit
inside. You'll have to fight your way to the tunnel in the center of
the islands and take it down to the temple. There I can meet you,
and we can fight the Abolis at last, very well, let us
go. Hey, take care buddy. How many aboliths are we talking about
here? Soon to be one less? And he dives, but before as
he's fading out of range of the year. Oh, there's lots of abolis
spot around here. Watch out, you know, guys, I used to
be really bummed out by the idea of reincarnation because there is nothing less muscley
than a baby when you think about it. Permecavius was an egg for a
long time, and now he's like he's riding an abliff without training wheels.
I figure our kids, I could be a baby for a couple of years,
and just like a really mustley toddler, I'm all so too large to
fit in a many chump tunnels. That's literally never been said to you in
your life. I rolled for a time. It's Cannon John. He may
be too large for sometimes my personal sin is cataclysmically large. Okay, So
the scale of this map is a little bigger than the characters necessarily represent.
I had to fudge things a bit to make it visible and scalable. So
while y'all are on the ship, the water kind of represents an extra bit
of ocean. You can only move forward one square per turn or so you
guys can move two, and so can the robot ship. Judge Hungary's can
only move one because it's bigger and slower. Okay, well as the experienced
island destroyers of this crew, I say we get in there rally and do
what we do best. Let's fuck up an island. Guys, I agree,
let us fuck up an island. I think that's the closest thing to
a plan we've ever come up with, and I'm here for it. Let's
roll. So how far a where are we are? Wait, I'm looking
at the wrong boat. Where's our boat? Y'all are down at the bottom
of the map. For those who are not watching on YouTube, there are
currently three boats with the Allies they have recruited, approaching the island from different
directions. The boats will all advance if they are able to at the end
of initiative, so you'll all get turns, and then, if able,
the boats will move forward. True, we've had a pretty good run with
this boat. Can we pilot it directly into a crap? Y'all can run
it up onto the shore as best you want. Once you hit the island.
We're gonna say, um, well the crabs are still Yeah, we're
I gotta say it's only two spaces as you go the crabs, and you
don't quite reflect that. But we're just we're adjusting scale. I am full
of great ideas today. Oh actually, I can't just say that, So
we'll say each square represents fifteen feet of movement. That way, two squares
would represent a thirty foot movement for you guys, and you can scale up
with your bonus feet or your bonus movement as necessary. Ratting speed on the
water, each square represents thirty feet on once you hit the island, each
square represents fifteen feet. Right, some of you have the ability to run
over water. I figured that was relevant. Also some of us have spells
that have ranged. Brandon Firemaster will raise an eyebrow all those into pie without
the ability to run on water, What have you guys been doing? Does
Brandon still have his eyebrows? Not running on water? Like nerds? Right,
be prepared, guys, geez. So I mean, as we're whoop
it in, can we just start firing shit at these crabs. You may
attempt to fire if you have the range for it. I don't have a
bow with an extra fifty range that goes up the six hundred, I think,
I am okay, Yeah, you heard the part where every square on
the water is thirty feet, right, I can count. Okay, that
makes one of us. Yeah, I'm out a range of all my spells,
so we're gonna have to get closer for me, all right, But
I think long range is what disadvantage disadvantage. All right, so every round
I'm just gonna fire at fire at some crabs. I'll do it sharpshooter too,
because I got to lose. If you're using a sharpshooter, then you
don't you ignore the range? Oh yeah, even better? Oh there you
go, Sileas. You can take a shot on your turn, but Brandon
will be up first. I guess I could run ahead of the boat,
but um no, I'm just gonna angles down the boat. I think we
should all hit him like an explosion of adventures. I mean that's probably the
way TK. I'm a team player now, guys, all right, is
there anything you would like to do with your action? I guess I will
take the ready action to dodge should anything surprises all right, Klaus, all
right, my hand crossbow only has a range of one hundred twenty feet,
so I'm just going to move up to the bow and wait for the ship
to move closer. All right, Gordon is going to turn into a snake,
classic Gordon, useful as usual, Gordon. He knows, he knows
what he's good at, and it's being a snake. Bending go, hey,
Klaus, do you still have all of those wine skins? And if
I can't talk Klaus into giving me a skinful of wine, then I'm just
going to hang out until we're closer and I can do anything because we're out
a range of all my spells right now. You know, Joe, for
a moment there for your character had some kind of cunning plan. Nah,
Nah, just gonna get loaded before battles, drink wine, cool is until
we arrive on the beach. I guess he is a plan. I mean,
has anybody invented zema in this world? Because? All right, so
we're gonna go down the boat. So Klaus your one, Gordon is two,
Bjorg is three, Brandon is four, Bendingo is five, and Silas
is six, So we're gonna do a D six. All right, Klaus,
you take the first psychic lash. Does a thirteen hit you? No,
it does not? All right? Oh, next one goes to Gordon
and a nineteen will hit him for ten psychic damage. Tough luck, buddy.
And also he's a snake, so he can't communicate what's going on.
It's damaged. Yeah. Does the fact that where egregiously stupid give us advantage
on against these things? I would say it would give someone advantage in that
equation. I think it should be harder to psychic lash somebody who's been unequivocally
proven not to have a real brain. He's Golden doing anything that might clue
is into the fact he is suffering a psychic attack. I don't know what
snake looks like, having a snake a psychic attack. Yeah, he is
whipping his head around U in a very unhappy looking way. Stop doing snake
things. Golden is being a snake. Do they still give amongst the thing
where you can understand any animal at a certain point? Yeah, I'm not
a yet. I think you would have to punch Gordon. Would I would
have Brandon? What are you doing? Just punch them in the back of
the head. I mean, I'll give you a dollar as far as I'm
a west Snakes kind of moved air heads around. I've seen snakes they do
they do? All right, Um, Silas cane, it's your turn,
all right. Fire a couple of sharpshooter arrows long distance at this crab twenty
two and a natural one. The twenty two will will hit roll me a
D twenty twenty. You are fine, all right, So the first one
does twenty points. All right. Let me just make sure they don't have
any resistances. I don't know why a crab would, but I don't know
what feels like. Maybe crab of evil, wouldn't it be? Wait,
if crabs were were resistant to bots, I wish. I wish barts were
resistant to crabs. All right, you you shoot it and it hits,
and now the crabs are aware of you, so they get added to the
initiative tracker. Let's see what they roll. Oh good, they get a
turn. All right, Um, Silas, you do damage. And then
we move on to the crab which will pick up a rock and attempt to
hurl it at you, Silas, it will absolutely have disadvantage on this crab
is throwing a rocket? Is this crab? I get it to roll for
it evennoid the crab, right, but it does have disadvantage on this deal
with crab. Youle easier. Look if hercules can throw a bear into space,
that's the benchmark. It doesn't make any any sense. Hey, if
not for the disadvantage, it would have succeeded. Got a NAT twenty on
the first but an eight overall. So it flings a rock that falls well
short, stupid crab, all right, Bjornson. Bjorg has no actual It's
really quickly checked my sheet heavy crossbow, but I don't know what its range
is. Don't think it's six hundred feet. I can almost guarantee you it
is not. That's yeah, Yorg's gonna just watch the rock fall short,
look at the water, look at the crab, and go that was not
crabtivating. No, you're you're within range. We're within four hundred feet.
It's just disadvantage. Roll law, orange Y, we're jing within I'll just
roll. I'll just roll at disadvantage. Then, yeah, go for it.
That's crab dead. That's eleven. That is not going to do it.
Okay, cool, but you you know you shoot a crossbow. Luckily,
at the end of the year, turn in this campaign. Your entire
boat moves forward like, well, maybe there we go. The others now
so as we get to the next round, I will update you'all on the
other ships. You see that Judge Hungry ship is still moving forward. However,
they have lost a sailor or two already, most likely due to oh,
you know, reasons that none of you fully understand, extend Gordon,
and by the same token, the ship that the Golem is sailing has absolutely
no issues, none whatsoever. Guys, we're coming in second place. I
think we need to do better, all right, Brandon thigh Master, y'all
have moved closer to the islands. Okay, you know what, It's not
a lot I can do range attacks with people about any passion in this cells.
I'm just going to balance on the very proud of the ship and be
inspirational. You're gonna shout King of the World at the top of your lungs,
aren't you. I don't think I need to shout it. You're gonna
flex King of the World at the top of yours. I'm going to ripple
my muscles in a way to physically convey step message. You're trying to match
the ocean in terms of waves. Yeah, well, in that way,
the crabs can understand it. So the crab the crabs are gonna try to
draw you like their French girls. If you keep that up, buddy,
well, I'm gonna roll an intimidation check. Go for it. Intimidation.
Here we go seventeen. All right, you attempt to intimidate the crabs.
You are unsure how successful you are unless you have an ability to understand crabs.
Well, I have an ability to understand myself, and I think I
was pretty damn intimid danger. Yeah, fair enough, Klaus, you're up
all right. Klaus duels close enough to shoot, so he will put on
his ring of invisibility. All right, please tag yourself appropriately with a marker.
What the little circle thing where you've got like little symbols? You you
come? Bring that ship of the penultimate abbisite? Is that good? Dude?
Well, that you guys didn't thin the boss battle and only one way,
did you? I mean, come on, Bob looked at his inventory.
Give the man some credit. I wrote this is what I'm meant.
I don't know how to do that. That's pretty cool, though, I
like that. Well, when you click your character, there's five circles that
come up, and one of them is just a circle with two more circles
inside. That's the one that's not a thing even looked at that before.
Oh all right, I see it now. Oh oh oh, I think
Brandon is demonstrating for the fuck watching on the YouTube. Holy shit, you
want to really blow your mind. Press a number button while you're hovering over
one. There's a flex. I am clicking that one. Alrighty uh,
Claus is marked as invisible. Now I press a number one. How do
I get rid of that? I can just click it again? No?
Oh, all right, there, all right, that's handy for counting down
turns and stuff. I love that we're getting to all this. Yeah,
in the penultimate episode seven years ago, you want to learn about me,
charmer, I'm doing what I did. I'm just gonna hang out and you
know what, I'm going below decks and getting my own damn wine. I'll
be back, y'all. I mean, by the time work close enough,
I'll come back and maybe maybe find a little coke or something. All right,
John has moved thirty feet below deck. He's going to say goodbye to
the bucket. Now, took care of that last night, I have an
emotional farewell, that's that's why your hair is sticky? How do you what
do you think I've been using to make this bouffont for seven years? Oh
again, this is old things we should have established in season one. Fairly
certain we shouldn't have It's only now at the end. But I can let
these secrets free. Yeah, what the true believe is the people who are
stuck through thick and thin and inevitable sticky, crusty hair. All right.
Gordon will take the dodge action because he doesn't know what's attacking him, and
that sucks, all right, And as this turn comes around, everyone can
give me perceptions everyone or everyone above deck? Everyone above deck? Thank you?
Okay, Silas gets an eighteen class roles of fourteen. Brandon roles in
nine fandiego don't give a shit, all right, So everybody who beat fifteen
can hear the sound of something scraping on the boards. Uh, Bjorg,
you can pinpoint that something is climbing the deck. And in fact, right
as you realize that, to Abalith spawn climb up. I realize they're a
little out of position, but I'm doing what I can with the map.
Um so to Abolis spawn appear and they are going to attack you. Guys,
legit this time. So that's one spear and two tentacles and one psychic
lash each. So Gordon will get the first spear natural one. All right,
Alice bonds, okay, uh, Bjorg, you'll take a tentacle nineteen
Oh yeah wait, hold on, yeah, I think pretty sure. Yeah,
that'll fend Ingo. You will take a tentacle. I'm not even up
there. Oh you're right, you're not, sorry, Borg, that second
tentacle goes to you. Thanks, good guy. It's twenty Yeah, it's
in that twenty and uh, Silas, you get a psychic lash because you're
out of range. What's the total I'm taking. You're taking twelve from the
nineteen and fifteen from the second, so a total of twenty seven. And
I don't think you've raged yet unfortunately nope, all right, uh so twenty
seven from that. Um, I'm guessing a thirteen does not hit Silas.
But it's hard to be angry when all you're doing is watching the bard fetch
wine. U Klaus was invisible and okay, so uh oh, I think
you're taking most of these attacks those Silas because this one's near your you're at
least taking Okay, you'll take Oh nope, Vendio's not there. Shit,
Now you gotta take all the melee's all right? Spear tentacle tentacle duds a
sixteen or twenty two hit you? All right? You take nine psychic damage?
Um? Oh, and uh, I need escape dcs from both Bjorg
and Silas for those tentacles. Um, Brandon, you're going to take a
psychic lash as it's going to send one at you. You're the only one
it can't hit with melee. What what's the role for the escape Oh oh,
oh, oh Jesus, we'll just say athletics. Okay, I'm good
with that. Sixteen you are a girls in natural one, all right.
Bjorg, you're grappled. Cool um and if so and you will take two
D eight psychic damage at the start of uh it's turn if you don't break
out of the grapple next turn, Okay, cool, bro, do you
even lift? And Brandon did a fifteen psychic lash at you? No?
Okay, Rick, you kid said, bro, do you even a lift?
That would have been more painful? And two more psychic lashes? But
these are random However, fandingos below deck and Klaus is invisible, So now
there's only four targets. I'm just gonna obviously go down again. So one,
two, three, four, Brandon, Gordon, Bjorg Silas. All
right, Silas you take the first of the extra psychic lashes, and Jorg
you take the second. So first one is for Silas twenty six seventeen image.
Second one is for your natural one. Cool and fairness doesn't automatically hurt
itself. The apple if accidentally sends you positive energy. Um, okay,
you're doing great, pal all right, Silas Kane, you have ableispawn on
the boat in shooting range. Alright, the one that's uh, that's slapping
me here, basic slappy gym yep. I think well if one hits,
will throw a we'll throw a divine smite in there. These are both going
to come in as a sharp shooter though. Alrighty guy, krit and a
twelve. Uh okay, the krypt will hit, the twelve will not,
all right, So that's twenty two from the crypt, five from the divine
smite. All right you uh well, I mean that's a pretty healthy chunk
of damage. You You fire one right up the middle, tara a chunk
out of it and it sort of just lets out of a la. Did
any of that sound like torek I'm gonna I'm gonna pretend that I was gonna
say, I don't think so, but I honestly can't tell you what Silas
here that that feels like the step into madness right there. So that's up
to you, though, if you want him to have heard to he heard
to give me your psychic tongue. No, Look, you got a lot
of these things to kill. Maybe maybe just let him think what he wants
to thin. The crabs are gonna chill this turn because no one attacked them,
and you're you're up and there isn't ablispaon right in front of you?
Is there any way you can just racket bull psychic damage straight back at someone
because I feel like psychic to Silas can do that. He can't break what's
already shattered. So uh, let's see here, Um, can I attack
normally well grappled or do I have to? Yes? You can't. Uh.
Grappling basically just brings your speed down to zero and you have the extra
condition of the damage if you don't get out. Okay, cool, I
am going to I am going to rage and reckless attack. All right,
let's do this. That's twenty four and twenty six. Those will both hit,
and that's twenty three slashing. That's twenty three and seventeen slashing damage.
And do I get to roll to get out or do I? No?
Escaping is an action and attacking is an action. Okay, cool, never
mind? Then I'm you claimed a big old chunk off of it though.
That's yeah, this guy's just figured out he's he's vigorously hugging a blender.
All right. We have reached the end of the turn, so we're gonna
advance as well as update. All right, y'all are growing closer to the
island itself, as is Judge hungry boop. However, you can also see
that you are not the only ones who have been boarded, and there are
also Abolis spawn appearing on the goal of ship, so which is advancing the
fact it looks like they are about to doc next turn. All right,
that brings us back to the top of initiative and Brandon Thimaster. Okay,
remind me how has movement been affected over ocean? So the water tiles,
how representing thirty feet, and then the island tiles are representing fifteen feet.
However, just for clarity, because obviously some of them are more in others
will use that light blue line where the map changes over as the delineating mark,
So once you cross that, it's fifteen feet per square, until then
it's thirty feet. Still not quite enough to charge that crab. Okay,
well, let's deal with the problem, and I'm going to help out York.
I'm going to try out my new braces on this ample off spawn an
armed strike kablamo twenty four, and I will also burn a key point to
do flurry of blows. She'll give me twenty seven twenty three. God damn
the voice. You also just have two attacks from being the level you are.
Oh yeah, and yeah. Just after I do all that, I'll
just slap him round a face slap so the rest of us damn nah,
don't roll that damage up before I flavor this. Slap him like a unimpressed
Frenchman. And at his sixteen thirteen seventeen plus a crip that's twenty two and
an eighteen. My numerical skills have absolutely failed me. All right, Um,
so basically, what happens is these things climb up. One of them
attacks a bunch grapples Borg. Bjorg slices it down, and Brandon appears at
its side and just punches it in the head in the same spot four times
until there's nothing but a gaping wound where its brain mass would have been,
and his fist is just all the way through. Brandon will look at his
glowing braces and say, Fellas, I cannot stress enough the importance of accessorizing.
Well, you h you did eighteen more points of damage pass zero.
You have blown that creature. Well, my friend, if these things had
free will, I would say an intimidation check on his buddies. Honestly,
it's not about jury, all right, Klaus, you are invisible, and
yes you get sneak attack on the one engaged with Silas. Yeah, well
I would have gotten sneak attack for just being invisible. But um, yeah,
well I don't need to know whatever I'm shooting it sharpshooter, brand new
crossbow. All right, fourteen fourteen hits excellent. I'm gonna so that's twenty
one plus sneak attack damage twenty one plus holy shit, nineteen that's forty Wow.
Yeah, is that enough? I mean you you hit the shit out
of it. It's not dead yet, but all right, well I've a
plastic clean Listen Drew, I came into this last part of the game ready
to play. I've been learning a lot about Fifth Edition, and in my
studies I get he saved this to the second last episode. I got the
crossbow expert feed a long time ago and didn't really understand how it worked,
but I do now, and since I wheeled a hand crossbow, I can
use it as a bonus action. So damn, I'm gonna sharp shot.
Fucking shit, what have atory? We have a story twist you had planned
to blow the minds of our audience. It's not gonna beat that suddenly and
aggressively becoming competent seven and a half years for the I'm not left handed moved.
That is a long con shit there, bott seventeen seventeen hits, all
right? Damn, I bet you know where the fucking Lindberg baby is hidden,
too, don't all right? Forty one this time? Okay, So
the first bolt takes it in the chest, uh, and it like kind
of spasms back, slightly, rearing its head back just in time. For
the second bolt to cleave through the shin out the back of the head,
leaving a only slightly smaller hole than the one. Brandon, where the fuck
is going on? Silent stand and you're like, um, what just happened?
He can't actually see Klaus and just ah, that must have been someone
else. I guess Arrow of the Goths. Good job, Gordon, All
right, Fan Dingo Rollman perception check twenty seven. Yeah, you hear the
sound of um battle overhead? But does he find any wind? Yeah?
That's what I thought you were reception checking for, because I mean, well,
but the twenty seven you get both you you find your wine and also
hear the thing overhead. One doesn't contradict the other. All right, Well,
then I'll start heading back upstairs, and I will stop before I emerge
into a battle, and I'll poke my head up and look around. Um,
I guess by the timing of initiative, you poke your head up right
in time to see the second albole if just have its head obliterated by a
crossbow. Both, all right, I'll sit on the steps and drink.
Then, looks like looks like you guys got this covered. Um, if
you need a drink. Let me know I got you all right, Gordon
skin Flint, will I guess really not have much to do. He'll take
the donjection again because you know you all have been getting harried, but uh
a little little harder to uh killed the shit out of those things. Man,
Okay, give me a round of perceptions again. Silence rolls in eight
Your girls are twenty one brand rolls in nineteen. Fendingo also rolls a twenty
one perfect. Anybody who beat twenty, um you may sorry, Claus rolls
a double natural twenty full of Jesus Christ shit. Anyone is going on?
I have no idea anyone who beat twenty can lean over the side of the
railing and see another ableth scrambling up or able spaw and very very important distinction.
And if you have a reaction left, you may use it to uh
to shoot at the approaching aublet. So Bjorg, fen Dingo and Klaus you
can shoot with advantage for your for your double natural twenty perception. That feels
right. I don't have a reaction left, or can I just stab down
at it? You know you you use your bonus action. You haven't used
your reaction. Oh oh, all right, I thought if you have an
ability that allows you to use your reaction. But all right, I can
use a reac This is just you guys clean them out so fast and you're
on high alert. So I let y'all try and spot it coming up and
just be like, fuck you. This apple if scrambles up, seizes obliterated
para. I wanted to clarify. You said, shoot, Does that mean
I can't use my melee weapon for this? I did say shoot, But
it's actually climbing up right by you, So I guess what the hell?
All right, cool, we'll just look go alright, fifteen for me.
He's climbing up like did we win? Lads? That slashing damage? All
right? That will hit? And all right you have slashed all right for
twenty one damage twenty seven what oh okay, I see your roll got you.
They didn't show them there. I got it age plus one plus twenty
seven eight damage total? All right, forty eight damage? Uh fen dingo,
you were the other one who had beaten the twenty All right, will
fling a firebolt and that'll be twenty to hit and ten fire damage right for
the eyeball. The abalispawn has successfully ascended the thing and can attack you guys.
But it looks like shit as you might expect. It's coming in hot,
but it's coming in hot like with a limp. Uh so a spear
for Bjorg? Uh oh wait fuck, hang on, I forgot to roll
for Gordon. Gordon's gonna snake out of it and he hits for only six?
What the shit? Come on, Gordon, you want some wine,
buddy? Goddamn? Oh double ones? Yeah that sucks all right, so
uh, spear for Bjorg nineteen, uh, tentacle for Gordon twenty, tentacle
forfending Go twenty two, and psychic lash for uh oh Brandon fifteen does not
hit needless to say it. Twenty two does hit the Bard all right?
Seven psychic damage and give me a athletics role. Bard also hit. Uh
shit, not bad for a band geek. That's a twenty one athletics very
nice? Uh And all right, Gordon is grappled. You are not Silas
Kane. I'm a little jealous of all the lick wanton murdering going on here,
so I'll fire two sharpshooters at the thing that just climbed on board,
all right, both twenty three. He was talking about the abliftstank Fayman Fendingo
just coming up from below deck. All right, h yeah, you blast
through it. It is dead. It is very very dead. Your first
arrow hits it and like knocks it into the air, and then your second
arrow just cuts through its sternham and spine. That'll teach you to think about
to excuse me, must be the sault there, guys, I am feeling
pumped. I'm glad to hear that. I'm feeling erect. We're not glad
to hear that. We're not surprised. But y'all can hear the splashing of
giant crabs moving forward into the water, ready to greet or joins. All
right, so are we These things are moving into the water now, right,
yes, all right. I'm just saying it's distance fifteen feet? Can
you get to that from here? I'm trying to figure out if I can
get you square out here? Is about Oh okay, never mind, I
can't get to it yet. Oops. I actually reached the target. Because
it really sucked. If you like you, we're losing rage just because of
where you were on the map. Well, there's a certain point where your
rage should be static. Okay, yeah, you might want to check the
barbarian one because I don't think moving toward them is enough. I think you
have to take damage. But I do think they amended the rules in five
that after the seventh year of traveling with Silas Kane, you're just permit a
rage constantly angry if your turn ins and you have an attack a hostile creature
since your last turn or taken damage. So as long as you attempt to
throw something at them or anything like that, as long as you launch any
manner of attack you could you keep your rage. You don't have to hit,
you don't have to succeed. You just have to try. Okay,
uh, any like rocks or crossbow into the air like it's uh would that
work? Would crossbow shot work? Yeah? Something like you're a frustrated cup
in an action movie. Oh god, oh Johnny, Utah, that's how
you keep it right. Yet, I believe you're in the disadvantaged territory.
Unfortunately that's a nine. All right, that will not hit. But you
also but you do sustain your rage. I'm so angry. However, at
the end of y'all's turn, we have reached the end of initiatives. So
it's time to advance, dude, So y'all move forward by the usual squares.
However, as soon as you are kind of approaching you hit that new
water area, that big crab throws out its massive pincers and kind of slams
into the shipberg and you feel it shutter and begin to slow, and all
across the island the same thing is playing out, as the crabs are acting
as a bulwark to try and block the ships from getting to the land.
There is as it has not, there's a fifteen foot gap since there's one
square of light blue between you guys and the island. So basically there's fifteen
feet and a giant crab between you and the island. But you are you
know you're not too too far, so Brandon Thimemaster, Okay, well,
that movement means nothing to me. With my improved speed thanks to my magical
trip as I will swan dive off the prow directly into this crab's face,
and I will give it two unarmed strikes blip seventeen, Block eighteen burning a
key flurry of blows, Gablamo twenty one, Blippo sixteen all hit Okay,
man, it's for a total of eighteen, nineteen, fourteen and fourteen.
You didn't get a crit on that second one. You don't have advantage,
and I'll believe, Oh what didn't say it? Then? Okay, well
fourteen it had the so it had the option. If you had had advantage,
you would have that extra. I just don't know how numbers work,
like three fourteen's in a nineteen all right, so ya, nus fourteen ninus
nineteen all right. Brandon leaps off the boat and begins to rain punches down
on this crab, leaving a few big old dents in its show. Hell,
he has definitely hurt it, but it is a massive ass crab and
it is still kicking. He will shout his wool cry, we have run
out of crab puns. M. I don't know if that'll ever be true,
but I do know it's it's Klaus's turn, a dangerously scarily competent clouds
at that I will attempt to shoot the crab out of it. I forget
to pack booze this klous suddenly sober up and become Jason Bourne. Not at
all. I'm just the opposite. In fact, I'm drunken. Yes,
I'm drunk enough to become neo. He drank his way to the other side.
It's like that Jackie Channa will be only pervy so fist of the drunken
pervert. Alright, I mean that movie was a little pervy too. Classes,
hospital B passes through the crab's mouth. Everyone stares, and as you
hear Lawrence Fishburne say, he's starting to leave. Oh God, alright,
class, roll it up. All right, Um, I'm gonna sharp shooter
or twenty four, and I'm getting a sneak a tack because Brandon's over there.
He is he is definitely in melee range. So that's twenty one plus
what god damn thirty fifty one and Brandy really cut this thing in a pincer
movement. Yeah. First first arrow does some solid damage. You shoot through
one of its uh face holes, and it pings around the shell a little.
All right, here comes the second one. Twenty three also hits all
of my damage. The past four damages have all been eleven. That's another
twenty one plus twenty nine. Uh fifty Jesus Christ. Uh so uh you'll
see Brandon leap atop this crab and punch the shit out of it, and
then two bolts fire right into its fucking face. Grab kind of shutters and
stutters and then falls over dead. Ah fucking crab, are you feeling it?
Mister crabs? How long was I beload decks? Because suddenly Klaus is
hitting things? The fuck should have happened? Next? Is he gonna pick
a lock? All right? Um? Oh no? Still fan dingoes turn
Um. So there's another crab that looks like it's about seventy five or eighty
feet off to our west. It's that about right. Yep, yep,
that looks about right. That looks like a great place for everybody's favorite game.
Cook the crab U fireball so fast we would have time to eat.
These things do do well. That's why Fandigo is going to do the slow
boil, you know, get it ready to go that way you can just
crack it and carry it with you. Slow boil my ass. I'm going
I'm throwing a sixth level fireball with this motherfucker God god. Um so I
spell saved DC is seventeen Um? All right, let's see what the crab
has? What what is the roll decks? Okay, six liver fireball honestly
fifteen, which is not enough but better than I thought it would do for
him. That's better than I expected. And thirty six points of fire damage
straight in the shell. All right, you blast it? Uh, and
it is singed but not decimated. Man, but that smells great. M
all right? Will the charge onto the actual island by leaping over with his
monks speed and snake size? Um buppappa, y'all have outpaced the Abali spawn
by butchering the ship out of them, Siles Cane, all right, two
sharp shooters to that crab to the one, John firebauld Yeah, okay,
making sure you're not still drilling into the dead crab corpse. Fuck you crab
if anybody's gonna back. If anybody in the party would drill into a dead
crab corpse as Klaus he's looking for, I'm sure if crabs even have tongues.
So twenty seven and eleven the twenty seven will eleven will not? All
right? Twenty three twenty three damage? All right, y'all are chipping away
at this other crab who I might have left y'all alone. We'll never know.
Uh, that's gonna grab a rock, Move closer, and then throw
the rocket y'all, it's time not at disadvantage, oh natural twenty Oh dear,
I'm sure it is a Mario game. Once. We're gonna say it
comes down in the center of the boat, uh, smashing a top.
Bjorg, Fendingo and Silas. We will treat this as area of effects,
so we'll just do a We'll treat this as area of effects, so we'll
just do this as a dexterity save. Um, say DC fourteen to get
out of the way for half damage. All right? Are we plus three
guys? Are we within range of silences or a protection that Silas? Question?
Silas, do we get your charisma bonus to saving throws? Uh?
Charisma? Yeah? Okay, cool silence rolls a natural one, yeah,
go rolls of twenty one. Your girls at sixteen sixteen will do it.
It was a DC fourteen, all right, so half damage for everybody but
silas of twenty seven, so half of that is thirteen, half of that
for you, and I guess a quarter for Bjorg. Hey, good news,
you took damage. Yay, maybe you don't have to do it.
Hit in a minuteen year rage all right, Um, that is crab turn
Bjorg Europe. All right, can I get to this other crab yet?
I'm mean, what's your barbarian speed for you? Yeah? If we assume
you move from the front of the boat, you can get there. Okay,
cool, I'm gonna leap off yourg is gonna leap off the boat and
start running, running across the water like the flash, and gonna run up
and drop two reckless attacks on this large crab. All right, that is
a twenty eight and a twenty nine will hit. And that's two. That's
eighteen and eighteen s lashing damage. That's thirty six. Yep. First you
cut a good old swath out of it, though it is still standing.
And as Bjorg represents the end of the initiative cycle, we will check in
with the other boats. You can see that while crabs have been swarming onto
Judge Hungry's boat, the Hunger of the Waves is the name of that one.
I forgot to tell y'all, but it is painted along the side.
Judge Hungry is standing at the forefront wielding a giant warhammer shaped like a gavel,
and he has already completely smashed in the head of one of the crabs.
The other one is wielding a wounded pincer and does not look happy.
And on the other side, the gullums are swarming atop this thing and like
burrowing inside of it. It is absolutely horrifying. This thing is definitely dying
in pain as it gets ripped apart from the inside out. But you know,
probably won't be much of a problem for them much longer. That's encouraging,
I mean, not for the crabs. Yeah, for animal cruelty.
You guys have made some interesting allies. Brandon Simemaster, Brandon Firemaster was ready
for a heroic assist there, but apparently not needed. Everyone seems to be
doing fine. Keep it up, fellas. I'll skim along the water,
leap into the egg gracefully, and spiral down onto this crab like a corkscrew
of meat. Two and I'm strikes flippity blumpity sixteen twenty two. I'm burning
of a key point well flurry blows blamperty who boo twenty seven twenty one.
All hit is fuel what twelve fourteen thirteen twelve seen fifty one that's twelve all
right, uh York. As you slash deep into the crab, you hear
the whistling sound of Brandon thigh master, plumbing toward it, landing on the
cut that has been made, and just punching his hands in like a I
can't remember the exact term for what. He's got his pumps narrowed out,
and he's drilling his fingers in and he is just destroying this thing's brain.
And it twitches a few times, tries to, you know, gurgle out
something, and then just collapses. Oh so dead, olso very dead.
Well like crab Rang Doomed. I'm sure you had last thoughts when I doubt
they were interesting. All right, Klaus, well cost doesn't have any targets
in Ranch. Uh so he'll take a step back on the boat, kick
the able corps off the deck and say so long, chum. All right,
I don't think that was as good as crap Rang Doomed. I was
impressed. I thought I was out of crap puns. I'm working with what
I got, Okay, I was. I was gonna do that last time,
but I had a target, all right, fending go um, I'm
gonna drink. I'm gonna drink a healing potion. All right, we'll roll
it up for you, uh d, whatever strength you choose to use.
I don't know what y'all have in your respective inventories. All right, Um,
Gordon will advance slightly, all right, silenskan same postion a grid or
healing all right? Fuck? Eleven huge crabs are occupied or dead? Bjorg
um fourteen h points. Can I get to the land now? Yep?
Or any crabs within shooting range? Let's see. Remember the distance here is
tripled out. Yeah, so not without disadvantage for you. That's fine,
it doesn't matter. I just need to maintain my rage, all right.
You can shoot up the one with the what do you call it? The
golems all over it? Yeah? All right, Ah, that is a
nineteen uh that will hit all right, ten to ten piercing all right?
You you hit it and it doesn't damage. Probably not not a huge comparison
to the being ripped apart from the inside out. But it's not having a
great day. The Northern Crabs are moving down, but not particularly fast given
what's happening to their brethren. They're they're monsters, they're not idiots. So
y'all's boat has completely touched up with the island, as has the golem one,
because they have completely ripped apart their adversary, although there are more coming.
There is another dead crab around Judge hungry ship, and it looks like
they are turning their attention to the other. But they have moved nearly to
the island itself, so that's where everybody's at. As we get back to
Brandon Thime Master, you did mention that they are monsters but not idiots.
I think we are monsters and idiots, so we can judge blankly ahead.
I will, I guess gamfron of Gordon. I don't think I can make
it closer to any more of the monsters, so I will just form up
on my buddies and take an action to react with dodge. Should I need
to class? All right, uh class wall. Let's say we're gonna say,
y'all can just be on the island, off the ship, and then
we'll start tracking the double the uh the triple up movement, triple up movement
or the double up movement, I guess because it's fifteen feet per square.
All right, okay, uh, all right, I'll just move here and
I'll put them my ring of invisible invisibility back on. I'm actually gonna say,
unless you have advanced speed, start on the island, all right,
and I used icon. Huh, nicely done, crab make it more visible,
all right, fending go yeah, I'll just hop off the boat,
follow along, all right, Not in any big hurry to enter into combat,
at least not at the front. Gordon will take the dodge and silas
all right, boats, Can I see this crab up here? Roll perception
because that is right behind a tree? Twenty you can vaguely make out the
crab? All right. Vaguely is good enough. All right, I will
sharp shooter two at it. Oh you again, you don't have advanced speeds.
You can't start that far up, all right. Twenty and fifteen the
twenty will hit, all right. Nineteen all right? All right? The
crab well closer and bjorg um, let's see the crab. Is the crab
visible to Org? Roll perception? Twenty two you can see the crab.
You can also make out this big old, ugly monster patrolling the lake.
Y'all have to go to I'm gonna shoot at the big ugly monster and start
making my way towards it already, all right, Georg is gonna fire his
heavy crossbow and apparently something up near the lake that's seventeen. That will huh,
holy ship, that'll hit all right, and that's a seven piercing damage,
all right, and now it gets to roll in glorious up. Normally,
Bjorg would be the end of initiative, but now we have a new
friend. I would be way more concerned if the last time we ran up
a hill to fight something be orged. In one shot, a demon pointing,
not all right, it is moving closer to intercept y'all, hello friend?
All right? Uh? The golems have officially pushed onto land and are
make their way to deal with more crabs. Judge Hungry's team has officially finished
the last of the triple crabs that we're attacking them, and they are beginning
to unload upon the land. Judge Hungry taking the points, and y'all are
doing y'all's thing with Brandon Thimemaster. Okay, guys, I'm going to scour
ahead. If you hear me being eaten, it's probably a bad thing.
I think I can move four squares across this terrain with my sixty feet movement
should I choose to dash? That is correct? Do I get a good
look at this ugly thing? Uh? Yeah, it is a hideous looking
fiend of a thing, quadruped, weird armor growing on it in a big
old nasty tongue. It keeps whipping around through the air. Hey, guys,
there's a big old nasty, quadruped armored thing with a nasty tongue that
keeps whipping for the air over here. Silas's mom can even confirm nor deny
stand by. Yeah, I guess I'll just I'll take that in all right,
Klaus, all right, not much to do. You said it these
this double movement fifteen feet yeah, four squares right, yep. Oh,
I think I can hit this thing that's that's gotta be less than one hundred
and twenty feet away. All right, yeah, that would be even with
the diagonal upwards slope, that would be twenty feet. I will oh,
I will get a sneak attack on my first attack since I'm invisible, but
not on the second attack, yep, because no one is engaged with the
cartel. Right, all right, I'll do that. Hey, ely thing
all right, fourteen fourteen does not hit? Oh well, I'll blew that
opportunity. But I'll take another shot. Still sharp shooter ring all right?
Twenty eight, twenty eight will hit. All right, twenty one damage.
All right, that's a class. Make it nice and angry for me.
They're welcome. Get him good and pissed out. This thing doesn't look like
it has a non angry modelydon Oh, you're almost double Jesus Christ. All
right, Gordon can also do for her dashing to meet up with Brandon.
All right, fending go, I'm just gonna move forward to come up here.
I'm gonna use I'm gonna have to dash to get there, but I'll
dash up here to stand next to and slightly behind Klaus and tell him,
hey, if you stand right here next in a minute, once I catch
my breath, because running sucks, I can cast greater invisibility, and you
can stay invisibility even though you're shooting. Need I look at his hair,
and I said, have you ever seen something about Mary? I mean,
I knew this blonde check named Mary when I was when I was young,
like but no, all right, and we're moving on to Silas Kane before
we get pulled into Finn Dingo the high school years, which I don't think
we can will get demonetized fast enough. For no, not everyone can pull
off big mouth and not everyone shift. All right, I'll move up,
and I guess i'll sharp shoot this thing as well, since everybody seems to
be intent on pissing it off. Y'all do have an m oh yeah,
you have a crazy ram. You sound really, Judge Bentel, we're shooting
the horrifying monster. Should we have tried to engage it peacefully? All right?
First one's probably a miss of the thirteen, but the second one is
a twenty eight. Thirteen is definitely a miss, but the twenty eight will
hit, yes, all right, twenty five points to it? All right,
yorg? All right? Um, every squares fifteen? So I have
a forty move speed. But I so I shouldn't theory be able to go
a little further than Clous did. But um, if you can, if
you dash, that will come into play. But I'll lose my rate to
my dash because I won't be able to fire. Gotcha. Okay, I'll
go about the same distance as Klaus did and I'll shoot no lau. Klaus
has the ability to dash for free. You can only go two squares.
I two squares okay? If you want to fire? Yeah, all right,
that's a that's a rogue perk. That's something definitely new, and it
wasn't just a mistake I made, Okay, cool, I was impressed.
I was like, oh shit, he even remembered he gets to dash for
free? Is am I still within disadvantage? Yeah, you're definitely past the
hundred foot I think, right, because it was a hundred for yours.
Oh maybe not hang on one, two, three or five? Actually,
no, you're okay, Okay, I'm just under that's a nine. Yeah,
that one's not gonna not gonna help, but you stid still attack.
All right, Well, after all of that fun, I suppose the big
scary monster that might have been willing to talk and been like the nice guardian
of this plaze will never know right. Nope, none of you tried to
identify it except Brandon. Okay, it just looked ugly to me. It
is ugly. It is shoot those things. Brandon did conclude it was ugly,
and that's enough. That's fine. I saw a hole I didn't want
to put my dick in, and that needs also never happened before. All
right, Uh, it is going to claw. It's gonna claw at Gordon
and tongue at Brandon. Steady on that buddy almost like it knows that that
will be more disturbing. Was I was I wrong? All right? So
that will hit Gordon and the tongue does it? Twenty two hit you?
Twenty two does hit me? Just licked me? So you take twelve piercing
damage and four acid damage and roll me a athletics. Check how much ache
damage do I take? Twenty two athletics? Well, you're not grappled as
the thing just does a big old slurp with a barbed tongue across you.
Easy that boy, Maybe it is friendly. Yeah, for Brandon, that
comes with psychic damage. All right. That was the cannalyst term, which
represents the end of the initiative cycle. So y'all can see once more,
a crab is being ripped apart from the inside. As the golems are tearing
it apart. You do see a beam of energy fired from the lead golem
who goes by Double one. I don't know that ever came out, but
it's what he's labeled. And it's getting hard to say. The goalim over
and over so and that partially roasts it um. The hungry team has officially
made landfall uh and is stomping toward the nearest Crab, something about butter being
chanted. You can't quite make it out, Team Hungry, probably Crabs West
Nightmare. This is gonna be a good day back in Calder and Man.
Calder's gonna eat well tonight. Uh, Brandon thimemaster top of initiative that brings
us to you. Okay, well, I think I'm not going to surprise
anyone here. What I'm gonna do. No one likes being liked, right,
is not non consistual. No one likes non consensual licking. I'm gonna
grab this fings tongue and whip it to death with it. So I'm strike
Bloop bloop nineteen and twenty eight. Definitely imagine Brandon Damas just screaming, wait
and I'll burn it. Keep point for flurry blows. Flippty blufferty so nineteen
twenty eight, twenty one, seventeen, all hit. Okay, so I've
damaged twelve full seen eighteen. Oh when that was actually a quitz sixteen eighteen
twelve fifteen. All right, you land a flurry of blows upon it,
making it pay for that stolen lick. However it is still standing. Oh
that's what class was hoping to here. I like to think we've got a
full play out a way. How many licks does it take to get to
the center of a Brandon pop? Oh? God, more than one apparently,
and that's hopefully all will need. Class. It is your turn,
all right, I'm doing the standard. Sharp shooter does a thirty hit five?
Yeah, all right, that's another eleven damage. I don't I don't
know what that's all about. So that's twenty one plus twenty five is forty
six? All right? So after Brandon has basically punched it back and made
it rear up slightly, exposing it soft underbelly, a crossbow bolt flies in
as if from nowhere and thunders in between the ribs, slamming directly into the
heart and causing it to fall over dead. Grandon's like, who keeps doing
that? Is it? Is this a new muscle? I'm flexing? This?
Is this the real arrow of the gods? Maybe? All right?
Well, I've still had a bonus action and there's still a crab within range.
Here we go again, sharp shooter twenty two that will hit and another
eleven. Jesus, that is bizarre. Yeah, it is all right.
Now I'm looking at the thing. It's not a mistake. That's just another
straight up eleven all right, plus eleven that's twenty two damage, No thirty
two damage. All right, we will say that with the damage has already
taken from both Silas and the Golms, this crab is now also dead.
Skis fuck everybody. I think we can just call this off and let Clouds
go down there. This is the fucking flot twist. No one was expected
us included. Yeah, hey, Klaus, I don't think you need to
worry about that whole greater invisibility thing. I think you're fine. I guess
Gordon will just advance. The fucking way is clear, fan dingo, Yeah,
I guess I'll just walk take a little walk in the woods to use
my full dash and all of that. Yeah, might as well, Silas,
all right, can I see this crab up here? Roll of perception?
This one's a little easier, doesn't have the tree lucky thing, but
yes, you can see the crab. Well, then fuck this crab.
Two sharpshooters, y'all are gonna be down fighting the avolts, and Silence is
still going to be up here shooting at crabs thirteen and seventeen thirteen, will
miss, seventeen, will hit all right, twenty six to its face?
All right, and Bjorg, I don't think there's a way I can do
this without losing my rage. You do get multiple rages a day, Yeah,
it's true. I just wasn't sure what the rule was about raging again.
When you're fatigued after a rage, I don't think you're automatically fatigued after
a dude just punched silence. Silence is always a hostile character. I'm gonna
lose the rage. And I think if I, yeah, you get you
get number of rages per day without without consequence. Okay, so I think
if I I think, if I think, if I do a straight dash,
I can get up to just about fending go. Yeah, I think
we're yeah, you can actually get two fending guy. I was gonna give
you five for your extra ten foot of a barbarian movie. Yeah, right,
next fending go running up next to the dead, dead thing, going,
well, if it had a name, we do not know it now.
I did it did the Holy Guardian of the Sacred Realm. But you
know whatever, I was too angry to think about talking to it. It
licked me. This thing was a was a real piece of shit. It's
probably a life lesson in here somewhere. But dude, I haven't even gotten
to lick Brandon, and this fucking thing licked Brandon. No, it had
to die. It talked in the theater. It had it coming, right,
Brandon, THI master, you are up, sir. Okay, guys,
I probably shouldn't be the one sightest, but it's time to dive into
a big wet hole. I mean, first time for everything, right,
budd, Wow, we might all be dead tomorrow. We just killed Silas's
mom. Well I know that is uh bromec FEUs is waiting for his and
these guys could apparently handle his crabs deliciously. So yeah, we're gonna need
to churn and burn this this whole killing the Obelis thing, because there is
a bunch of potentially delicious seafood scattered all around this island and I'm gonna want
to fire ball to shit out of some of it. If we make it
back, we're eating well. And with that, Brandon will pull a nine
man flick a salute and jump in feet fast into the tunnel. All right,
you all see Brandon hit the water and swirl around a few times before
swash vanishing blue blue blue, Klaus, you're up. Normally i'd be hesitant
to follow such an action, but that looks like another. Well, all
right, I'll use as much of my movement to do the same and one,
two three? Is that as much as I got with the three dash?
Uh? Yes? All right? Than the don't we go? All
right? Gordon will also take the plunge bo and fan dingo. I don't
think I have enough movement to get all the way into the water, so
I'll just run up. I'll move all I'll use all my dash and movement
to get up here. Two swan dive, next turn, all right,
Siles Kane. Alright, since somebody's jumping in, I guess I'll dash up
here. All right? Uh, the others are fighting off more than things.
The goldens are swarming up here. Or all right, we're gonna go.
I said, I can move five squares if you dash. Yeah,
yeah, your will run up and swan dive into that. All right,
you leap in, you swirl around. There's a big old flushing sound that
I'm Steve is putting right here, and Bjorg is gone dead forever. I
mean, Klaus it's your turn. The flushing sound that sounds like one of
those fancy new things you pee on. All right, all right, Klaus
swirls and vanishes, brings us to fan dingo. Yeah, that thing where
we jump in, except with style. All right, Fandigo artfully dives into
the water and swirls into the tunnel, and Silas, if you would like,
we'll just let you go ahead and get to the water rather than cycle
through two rounds. A head over and jump down. All right, Silas
enters the water and vanishes. Where are they going? Where does this magical
pit of water lead? I guess we'll find out next time on the final
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heard to play the game opening and closing themes performed by the Gore Core four.
I agree, les, fuck up an Island.