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college, putting their personal venmo and
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the meaning of going out, getting
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special. And then here I'm saying
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I like about the Venmo thing.
Okay, I know you know, but

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here's I'm going to say what I
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disappointment to his dad, but everybody loves

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him. Dougie Fred, what's going
on? Baby in the house? Ready

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to rock and roll? Did your
parents ever say at any point, not

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not that you are a disappointment,
but were that they were disappointed in you,

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like my mom would drop a disappointed
and it would and that would actually

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weigh heavier on me than anything else. Sure they did back in the day.

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Yeah, you just didn't care.
Yeah, disappointed. Did they ever

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say that? Like when you told
them when? Okay, how did they

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go over when you said I'm DJing
a strip club? Yeah? Oh,

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I don't remember so long ago really, Like some things just get seared in

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your memory, like, no,
you'll remember the look on your parents' face.

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Do you remember what? Because I
had already been playing softball for him

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for the strip club. Yeah,
that's how I got it. Okay,

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So my buddy said, hey,
the glass you can't eat softball players.

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They pay for your uniforms, they
pay for you to play, and then

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after the game you go back and
you get two free pictures for the team.

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Exactly how do we get onto this? And that was I think I

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was twenty four to twenty five.
And then one of the owners played softball,

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believe it or not, he thought
I was a funny guy. Yeah,

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and they said if we ever put
in a DJ booth, That's what

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happened at twenty seven. So what
were they doing prior to that? Just

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a juke box. Just a jukebox, just a jukebox. The girls will

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go and punch their songs in and
then follow the next gu Oh and they

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would take CDs in and out.
And they still do that at some strip

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clubs. Yeah, but the uh
but the DJ adds a whole new atmosphere

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to it. Yeah, a little
bit, but I think so. Yeah,

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yeah, makes a little more bird. Hey, guys, give it

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up for jade. Like, I
don't know who's on stage right, If

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it's a jukebox, I have no
fucking idea. That's not a good move.

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I want to know if it's jade
ginger. Uh uh Sally no no,

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never introduced to Sally long top Sally
Sapphire sapphire right, sapphire sexual chocolate

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really yeah? Yeah, Like,
hey, guys, you comes sexual all

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right? Here she comes to one, two, three songs, gentleman,

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all eyes front and the center your
favorite of mine, Chloe, Chloe.

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He's only got one more, and
her clitterists will be leaving the stage,

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right, Chloe in her clit.
It's terrible. I would get fired immediately.

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I would get fired, all right. I noticed something today, and

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you you drive around a lot,
I do, and I don't know if

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you've seen this or not. I
saw class of twenty twenty four, so

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I know high school graduateations are coming
up. It feels like I would think

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it's not for like two more weeks
if I remember correctly, from when my

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guys graduated. But I did see
a lot of kids around it and on

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like the back of the car is
a class of twenty twenty four, and

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then it put out the person's cash
app and their Venmo. I heard you

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say something about that. I've not
seen that at any cash app and Venmo,

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and I thought, do people actually
send money? Well, you have

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to be stopped and not right.
But let's say you're parked at Wegmans and

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I just see because all it's giving
you is the name it's after some stranger.

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So if they're taking their ays,
but hey, it's free publicity,

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maybe some knucklehead will send you a
dollar. I don't know money. That's

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a great point, okay, because
I because I was thinking of go because

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back in our day, the only
thing seniors had on their car was like

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maybe peace out high school or something
like that, you know, future future

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Ivy League or I remember somebody had
on because they were going to Yale,

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and I remember one of the teachers
going, I remember my graduation party.

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There was enough a lot of people
there. Yeah, and you made a

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lot of money. But I go, now, when your your windows become

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crowdfunding, that was a little different
to me. And I started to think,

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like it felt like begging, and
I thought, my kid just graduating

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here being greedy like, well,
I I don't know, because it feels

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like begging like but but spoiled kid
begging? But would that not be that

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would be a good life lesson.
Maybe you don't your parents, don't have

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a lot of friends, or you
have a small family and you don't get

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as much as the guy down the
street or someone in your class. Tough

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nic people make more friends to get
older. We hustle, hustle, hustle,

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hustle. You don't want to make
friend it's quality instead of quantity.

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And you should learn that that you
will find that more and as I'm sure

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you have at a later age,
that it is the quality of friends.

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Yes, yes, there's a lot
of I don't know if you call them

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cliches or they're saying if you can
out your true friends. On one hand,

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you're doing better than half of everybody
else in the world. If you

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can die with one true friend that
you've done all right things of that nature.

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Really, who says these things?
No one's ever said ship to me.

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But I'm telling you so now you
know, it's like, all right,

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it's how many friends? How many
friends? Could you call it?

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Three thirty in the morning, I'm
in jail, Come help me, and

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that would be I'll be right there. I can think of two off the

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top of my head. Maybe three, maybe three? Yeah, me too.

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Oh look at you, buddy,
look at this I get Yeah.

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Well, here's the problem. By
the way, if I don't get me

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out of jail, I can't open
the bar. Listen, if that were

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to happen to me, I may
not be able to call anybody because two

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or three of those guys may be
with me. Those are the same friends,

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Like you know, we shouldn't do
this, But I'm with you.

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That's to make you don't get into
it exactly exact. I'll be there,

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I'll have your back. And the
next thing you know, they're more fucked

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up than anybody. Right, Yeah, that's usually me. That's you.

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You get fucked up, lady,
No, No, not at all at

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a good man. Glad to hear
that not a chance. Oh my god,

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did not at all. I'm gonna
start putting my Venmo on the side

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of my car. If people could
do it, help me drink well,

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because I was thinking about this,
I go doug if some like, if

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I go to a friend's graduation,
like a friend and their kid is graduating

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or something, it usually will cost
me in a card one hundred and fifty

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maybe two hundred bucks for one person. Well, if I yeah, the

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last graduation I went to, I
gave a two hundred dollars gift. Oh

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my god, how close are We're
close? That's a going rate, I

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thought. I don't fifty dollars I
have no, I don't know it probably

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is. I don't think there's a
going rate. I don't I Dow's change

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over there. It's not twenty in
the But I'm going if you could venmo.

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Let's say I go to the party. It loses every wall. Here's

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the great thing cheaper for me.
If I'm venmoing you seventy five, if

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I got to look you in the
face and hand you a card, you're

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getting more money from me. But
if I can go home and send you

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a Venmo, I would be appreciated. I think they should be learned as

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a child that you know, people
give what they can, yes, and

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don't expect too much. No,
I don't think the kid. No one

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expected that. I just that was
just what I Then if you get more,

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you're like, oh my god,
yes, right, Bill Moran gave

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me a card two hundred dollars,
like I have an idea. By the

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way, he owes daddy a hundred. I think he got a little bit.

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I'll cole Bill drinks a lot.
Tommy so well, like weddings,

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people have registries, right, you
get your comforter or your silverware or this

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kind of thing. What if they
also put their venmo on there and would

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take cash? That bothering. You
know, they're talking about the nation going

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cash list. I think they're just
ruined an awful lot of things. The

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special feeling, the meaning of going
out, getting her card, writing a

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little something special. And then here
I'm saying to me to you, here's

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what I like about the Venmo thing. Okay, now I know you know,

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but here's I'm going to say what
I do like about it. I

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don't have to go buy a car. I don't have to order it being

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lazy, I don't have to order
anything in Amazon. I don't have to

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really think, you know, all
I have to do is just go seventy

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five dollars poom. And by the
way, Tommy, I can't make your

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graduation party. Yeah, how great? Is it all done on your all

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done? It's all done on my
phone drinking and that's it. Got better

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things to do. Then you can't
pay your bar tab and you're texting to

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me, hey, get you send
me that Venmo pack. I'll get you

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next week with eighty five promise.
Here would be a good experiment. Now,

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what if you were driving down the
road and you see like you know

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you and you know the parts of
the area, and that happens all over

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the country where people hold up signs
you know, have a blessed day,

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and they're usually homeless or something.
You haven't seen the habit. I've never

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seen hal a blessed I've had half
a blessed day on a car. But

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we got the corner of I've seen
in our city, goodman, Yes,

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I know exactly where you are.
There's a lot of corners with a lot

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of people. Yeah, so they
standard What if they put a cash app

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or PayPal thing on there. Now
I'd be a little upset they have a

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bank account, but it would be
an easier way for you to just let

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me ask you something. When you
look at somebody at a corner, what's

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the first thing you look at?
What's the first thing I look at?

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I don't because I don't want to
make contact because I don't. How terrible

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is that? How terrible is that? You know what I sometimes do?

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I look and I go, you
don't want you want to know what I

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look at? See, You're you're
gonna be more judgmental, and I'm gonna

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be every day, I'm gonna be
more and I'm gonna be kinder than you

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because I am a kinder person than
you. I realized that in life,

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really I'm softer than you. I
am a soft I have a soft,

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warm heart. I gotta maybe a
little bit of a rough exterior. But

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you have a soft exterior but a
rough heart interior. Oh you're steel.

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You're galvanized in their buddy, You're
galvanized. You're like, they go fuck

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yourself kind of guy. Like if
it gets too far, I think you

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look to see are they up right? And have two legs that could walk

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them to a job and make them
work. That's not it. Clothes Okay,

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okay, what is it? I
look at their shoes. You're wearing

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seventy five dollars sneakers. How do
you know how much they are all beat

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up? They're not beat up.
They're out there with with knife something.

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Now this isn't everybody. But if
you're saying, yes, what do I

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look at? Look at their shoes, go up to the pants and they

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holes or anything. Okay, their
sure, they've got the windbreaker on with

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a Nike swish. Yeah, okay, they've got the backpack or they went

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they bottle water. They're all set
up, Yeah, to go out for

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the day and just stand here.
Yeah. So if you're if if you

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could do that, then you can
get your ass out of bed and go

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to a job. But what if
they can't. What if they're like if

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they're they they have psychosis and the
nuttiness and ship breakers. The job out

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there for everybody there is, yeah, okay a nutty person's job. What

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strip club? There? You go? You can do yard work, you

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can do I will agree, I
would rather I think get how far we've

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let people just do well. I
was thinking about this a lot. I

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don't know why. I spent way
too much time thinking about the PayPal and

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Venmo that I saw on the side
of the car, because I went you

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know, as I started to say, if my son did this, and

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he recently graduated college, I would
be very bothered by that. I would

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ask him not to do that,
even though it would be none of my

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business, probably because he is an
adult from a different generation. Oh you

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were you were well, yea.
At fourteen, I was in graphics class

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at high school, so I was. I printed out flyers, not like

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you print out your computer today.
He had to photoshop it, take a

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picture and then you put it on
a printing press. And I had fifty

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or sixty of those. I went
up and down the street. Hey,

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my name is Doug Phelps. I
live at such and such a place.

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I'll mow your lawn for ten dollars
fifteen if it's a bigger yard. Yeah,

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and I think I got four maybe
five? Yeah. Perfect. That's

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how I started making money before sixteen
with them I was doing. I'd been

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working all my life, so you
know I did that. Get out there

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pulling weeds for a French retired French
chef. At eight, he hired me

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to pull weeds from his guard I
think he was just wanted he wanted to

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look at you. No, he
was Charles Vian, the late Charles VIRIONI

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ran one of the ten best restaurants
in bill Moren. Is coming over today,

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going to make him some crumpesss.
He's six foot two and I was

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a blue I was eight years old. Eight. Yeah, I was pulling

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weeds at eight because he just thought
kids should be working. So he came

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over and asked my mom, and
so I did that, and I mowed

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lawns and at fifteen. Now this
is what I was thinking. Okay,

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I don't know because I hear all
the stuff and I but I say,

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like, I work it. I
live in my bubble right. My son

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showed up here the other day because
he works for McCarthy's who put up all

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the tents around Canal Days, and
he loves that stuff. And he's been

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working wegman, sea breeze, all
these jobs since before he could drive.

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So but when I was fifteen,
I worked on a like a homebuilder's crew,

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a small home builder, and we
were building two story condos and My

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job was clean up, and one
of my jobs was to get up on

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the roof sweep the sawdust off before
the roofers came up to lay down the

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tar paper. Now, I go, if you asked the kid to do

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that today, who's got Vemo and
PayPal and says you're gonna tell you to

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go fuck yourself, He'll just go
putt. I'm gonna take shit and hopefully

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I'm gonna make it rich. I'm
not gonna do anything or PayPal me fifty

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bucks and I'll go up there and
do it. You know, That's the

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only thing I could think, because
I went, Man, whatever they asked

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me to do, I did.
I didn't even think about it right as

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it was work. If I think
now, like if I honestly God,

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if I pull in to pick up
my kid. I used to ride my

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bike to this place. It was
a couple of times over. It was

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probably a good twelve mile ride.
I would ride there and back every day

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in the summer. And I think, if I pulled the hint to the

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construction site and I saw I have
a fourteen year old son, if I

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saw him on the roof sweeping,
I mean, what the fuck are you

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doing. Why are you nose harness, no belt, no nothing, just

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you know you're up there. Osha, Well ocean would go crazy. Now,

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well ocean would go crazy. But
the is a scam. Uh.

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I think a lot of it's a
scam, if you want to know the

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actual truth. I always I think
I said that. I told I think

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it was you or somebody on the
podcast. I was saying, Uh,

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you know, I always think there's
got to be some money in this catch

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and release, so to speak of, for New York State and the Kia

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Boys and all these things that are
going on. I said, because try

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to do anything at your house,
and you got to get a permit,

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and if you don't, they come
and they inspect and they'll find and if

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you don't fix it, and there's
so much regulation and so much bullshit.

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And if you've owned a house and
you've ever had asbestos stuff in your home,

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like I had a leak in my
right so the compound had asbestos in

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it. And I remember my wife
being concerned because I go, it could

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be because the house is built in
sixty three, could be asbestos. And

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she's like, well, what are
you doing. I'm cutting in the scene

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and go if it's wet, it's
not airborne, right, that's what asbestos.

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You wet it down if it's not
wet, if it's I was wet

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because it had a fucking leak.
So I was no, No, I

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don't know. I'm not getting hot. I'm just yet. You are not

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getting hot. That's your soft hair. Ask a civil question to your wet

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editor. Did it No? I
didn't fucking what? Okay, you know

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it was the hands it was.
It was a leak. It was like

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a pinhole leak in the fill line
to the toilet. So I had run

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across this beam and it was dripping
down. And I'm just saying that when

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I cut in, it was already
wet. So I knew the asbestos is

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fine. But we let the homeowners
know, the homeowners insurance know. Well,

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now there's a whole big to do. Here's my point. If I

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did this myself, if I rip
that out, put new drywall in,

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fixed the pipe, put new drywall, patch, did the whole thing.

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I could have taken that asbest,
put it in black garbage bags, thrown

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it in my toe and left it
to go to the garbage. Nobody wiser.

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Nobody's the wiser, but there's no
law against it. The problem is

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there's there's asbestos removal companies and all
that have got have to go through and

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get approved. So how come one
and not the other? You know what

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I'm saying. And I guess it's
it's more of a private thing if you

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if you know, don't ask,
don't tell. I guess, I guess

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that's the thing. But otherwise it's
a whole fucking to do. Man,

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we had to move out of the
house. You've got you know, big

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tunnels of plastic ventilation outside, and
it's and it was in the compound.

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It wasn't in the walls. It
was just in the compound. I don't

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know why. I don't know,
because usually that was a fire retardant.

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That's why you had asbestos curtains and
things that kids used to hang on and

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to swing back and forth in high
school and on the gymnasium. Probably your

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ropes in the gym were made of
Yeah, kitchen mits and everything. Yeah,

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we're not melting, No, not
at all at all. We're backing

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a tougher generation now. Everything is
I have I have a I do have

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a thing. I'd like to test
this theory go ahead me No, no,

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okay, I think if we could
do an experiment. I'd like to

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do this experiment. We take a
young, attractive nineteen year old girl.

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Ok We get a cardboard sign that
says help my dad, keep me off

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the pole, and it has her
cash app and venmo how much he thinks

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she gets. Maybe she gets nothing. I think of Hanks. But maybe

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she gets no money because people want
to see her on the pole. That's

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the only thing I can take backfiring
on this, but I go it could

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be a good experiment. Keep me
off the pole? Yes? To get

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this podcast shut down? Why would
we get shut down? It's an experiment,

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experiment, it's a social experiment,
social sciences. Yes, that's who

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are we going to get to agree
to this? We have, well,

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we gotta find I don't know any
you know what, I have young sons.

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I'm sure they know some hot nineteen
year old that would all right they

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dress up? No, no,
you know what? So there is a

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video I want to do because I
saw some guy walking through town on the

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first warm day, just right down
Main Street one o'clock in the afternoon,

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had his shirt off, lily white, little pudgy out of shape kind of

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disgusting, and I go, oh, that's the guy who's got a lot

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of confidence. I go, but
wouldn't it be funny if we had an

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ordinance that you couldn't walk around topless, like you couldn't have your shirt off

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right unless you met a certain criteria, or maybe there's an age restriction if

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you're over thirty five you can have
your shirt off or whatever. So I

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want to film this thing where I'm
walking with my shirt off and the cops

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light me up whoo, and then
they're writing me a ticket, and my

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son, who's in phenomenal shape,
all jacked up, comes walking up and

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goes, hey, dad, what's
going on you? Geah, I'm getting

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a ticket for having my shirt off. And he's standing with his shirt off,

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and the officer goes, hey,
I have a great day, looking

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great, buddy, you know that
kind of thing. But I get the

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ticket and he doesn't. I think
it would be funny. I think it'd

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be funny video to do. I
don't know, Okay, I had I

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was in the middle of Uh be
funnier if you did it? Did it

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with this? Yeah? Chip and
Whales, Chip, Well, Chip and

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Whales, what happened to the diet. I'm down, buddy, I'm down

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to down. How much I didn't
bring that good? I didn't bring in

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the scale. But you got this. Doug has this magic scale. It's

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like fucking Disney. It's ship just
I don't know where does it exist?

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Is there no gravity in places?
There's no funny place it's oh, there's

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no gravity in there. It's an
anti gravity. Because so I started out

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at like two thirty three, and
I'm down now on the same scale to

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twenty six. Okay, my scale
says I was two nineteen today before I

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came here, but it said two
nineteen last week as well. You said

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yes, and I'm telling you right
now, when you stepped on this scale,

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what were you two thirty three?
Yayo thirty one? What are you

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stepping on? Nate? Well,
you think you take those clothes? Wait,

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you take those two things off,
and you're dropping, Yes, twelve

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pounds stiff in scales. Maybe yours
is broken a little heavier. It could

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be right, it's a possibility in
your theory. Yes, I'm gonna I'm

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gonna say in your theory. Out
of the two of us, and I

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do think you know your disappointment to
your dad, But I did. I'm

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gonna say my scale is going to
be more accurate than yours than yours,

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because I'm gonna say why. I
don't know, Well, because I've been

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to your place and you've got you've
got swing sex traps all around the place

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from your plants that have nothing to
do. Actually, you can buy a

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sex wing. Add there was a
joke the other day somebody told me,

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and we're talking about sex swings.
So I looked at Amazon. You know

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what they sell, the sex wings? Yeah, is that a joke?

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No, you can. You can
buy them right on. Yeah, for

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yourself, not for your plants.
My plants are doing good, by the

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way, I'm sure your plans are
your My plants are doing better because of

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you. And that's not bullshit.
And you bought those little things. You

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know what, what if we put
it a plant on a stand with a

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cardboard. I need new soil,
please, venmo oh, we could try

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that. That's a good social experiment. That or the nineteen year old,

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or to help my dad keep me
off the ball. Yeah, I saw

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that was ariguate and Saint Paul,
he had pants halfway down. He looked

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like his face just got smashed with
an iron. He was all sick in

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the face and then it looked like
the other half was on his shirt,

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no cardboard, just walking around with
his hand out the face A clue in

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the world. We used to have
places for social services to take people like

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that. That just got so sad, I mean mentally ill. They could

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cause an accident. You're absolutely right. Somebody joked jumping into traffic yesterday on

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Lake Avenue as a joke. Yeah. That I was coming up to get

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after I just got an abbots and
he was walking across the street with his

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girls back. Yeah right, they
busted and he kind of gave it the

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jump like he was going to try
why I don't know, and then he

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he just he just stood up and
smiled, Ah, I gotcha. I'm

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like, that's hot. I got
you if I swerve, and now how

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fast you're going on? Like forty
thirty thirty? Okay, even so a

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lot of damage could be done.
Do you remember the old Yes, a

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tremendous amount. I don't know why
people think that the ship is funny dud.

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Yeah, I don't either. God
not a grumpy old man. But

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I mean, you get realistically I
would never do that. It's dumb.

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You never did anything like that.
I don't know. Maybe in nineteen twenty,

406
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,920
but I remember guys laying down in
the middle of the street and carvers

407
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,480
revving up and locking their brakes to
see if they could stop before they hit

408
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:38,599
them. Ooh, I don't ask. It was a bunch of dumb country

409
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:42,319
kids. I don't know. We
didn't have I didn't have video games.

410
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,960
That's what it is. I didn't
have video games as a child. These

411
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,680
were we had to invent shit to
do to entertain ourselves. Just climb a

412
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:52,640
tree and run around naked. And
I took ships out of a tree as

413
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,200
a bird and made my friend jump
out the old fishing hole, and I

414
00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:59,599
did do that. We saw a
rock at Mini SU's window and I did

415
00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:03,920
not rock. Did not do that. No, we did cow tipping.

416
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,480
You did. I don't believe you
can. I will tell you that,

417
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,599
yes I tried, but I don't
think you can actually do it. I

418
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:15,799
don't think you just maybe, but
I just I remember. I just don't

419
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:19,720
think it's real. Yeah, I
don't think they get And then, because

420
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,359
I also remember my friend's dad was
a vet, I wish I could call

421
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,200
him to find out. But we
pulled into his house once, and you

422
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,400
know, cows have multiple stomachs,
and in order to inseminate them, you

423
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,279
have to go through like the wreck
them into the stomach and all this stuff.

424
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,400
And his dad was shouldered deep in
a cow's ass and I couldn't breathe.

425
00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:41,400
I just thought it was the funniest
thing I've ever seen in my life.

426
00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:44,480
He was like completely disappeared in there, and then he pulls out and

427
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:47,720
it was an entire glove all the
way up to his sleeve. And that's

428
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,799
how you inseminated a cow. If
you were ever wondering, if you ever

429
00:27:49,839 --> 00:27:52,759
thought, how do I do that? I how you do it? In

430
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,720
the end, I'll say this,
maybe kids are savvyer today by putting that

431
00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:00,039
on there, because to your point, there may be you know what's gonna

432
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,119
happen. We're gonna get that sappy
story. You know how you hear this

433
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:07,200
every once in a while, you
get the woman who goes man, I

434
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:10,559
was really down on my luck.
I'm working my shift at a hop and

435
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,480
I got a twenty five thousand dollars
tip. If somebody sees this, some

436
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:19,359
I don't know, benevolent guy goes
like, my family's a pack of assholes.

437
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,279
I'm just gonna leave my money to
this kid and pays for your first

438
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:26,880
year tuition and room and board.
That's over probably forty five story. When

439
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:33,079
they happened, Oh are they for
that person? Yeah, for that person.

440
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,160
That's nice to know there's good people's
doing the no idea. I'm not

441
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,920
saying you say that. I say
most people do say that. Yes,

442
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:44,359
but see this is your soft exterior
until I said to you, Hey,

443
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Doug, why don't you actually do
it? What the fuck? Doe good

444
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,200
out there and get a job,
actually work? Yeah, well she is

445
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:52,599
working and she gets a tip.
So if she earned a thousand dollars tip,

446
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,079
ain't good for her? Or maybe
she was a really pretty nineteen year

447
00:28:55,119 --> 00:28:56,240
old and then't have to be on
the street. That's right. To help

448
00:28:56,279 --> 00:29:00,599
my dad keep me off the pope
off the pole, Well, maybe we

449
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:06,519
should just get a pole and then
you dance and women and we'll get We'll

450
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:08,720
get the old fishing net, Hank
if you want Hank, if you want

451
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,839
to Timmy and you do Venmo,
and I'll have the fishing, you know,

452
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:18,440
I'll have the fishing on the pole. I'll have the fishing net,

453
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:23,119
and we'll see who gets more money
five hours. There you go. We'll

454
00:29:23,119 --> 00:29:27,480
pick a corner. We'll remember a
pole. Bill be sitting there in his

455
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:33,839
onesie and with his venmo, and
I'll be rocking it out to a C.

456
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,319
D C on the pole with a
fishing net and going out getting the

457
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:40,240
money. And we'll see who makes
the most money in five hours. Okay,

458
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:41,480
if I can last five hour,
I don't think I could last.

459
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:45,319
I need some sun, Tanda,
We need a lot of everything. We'll

460
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,640
take a moment, a story about
a bad day at work. I have

461
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a bad day at work. This
is one of my top at all.

462
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490
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every night's a party. Put the
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491
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be every so often, have a
loser's day, prayed for all my friends,

492
00:32:20,319 --> 00:32:25,680
Drink up life like a river till
the pets man delivers. Smile and

493
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:34,480
know I love the end. Chris
Trapper used to be with the Push Stars.

494
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,119
Actually I become very close with my
brother. Tours around a lot,

495
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:42,720
will play anything from a coffee house
to theaters to stadiums. The guy's done

496
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,839
at all and he just loves to
play music. Yeah, he just loves

497
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,880
to play. I always love this
song and it kind of goes with what

498
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:57,599
we're talking about today or what we're
gonna talk about now because the care somebody's

499
00:32:57,599 --> 00:33:00,319
having a bad day. No,
somebody's having a bad day. Listen to

500
00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:05,799
this news story and just try to
picture this happening. Shocking turn of events

501
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,880
in Lincoln today that's been making headlines
across the country. It's what's being called

502
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:14,279
a medical mishap. When a woman
thought to be dead started breathing in a

503
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:19,799
funeral home tuck just about to spit
out of water. That was the frise.

504
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,359
Come on, these stories are made
well, I don't think this one

505
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,839
is, and I'll explain. Here
we go ten elevens. John Brinwalds has

506
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:32,440
details on what we've learned so far. This morning, just before ten,

507
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,960
a Lincoln woman on hospice was pronounced
dead at Waverley's Mulberry Nursing Home. Then

508
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,480
she came here to the Central Lincoln
Mortuary. Now, no one with the

509
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:49,440
butheris Maser and Love Funeral Home wanted
to go on camera. Of course they

510
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:53,160
don't, you dope today, but
you can imagine the shock that some of

511
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:59,519
their employees were in for when they
discovered that Lincoln woman still breathing from a

512
00:33:59,599 --> 00:34:05,039
highly unusual dispatch call made by an
employee. Just I actually in high school.

513
00:34:05,039 --> 00:34:07,760
I had a very good friend.
His father owned a funeral parlor,

514
00:34:08,119 --> 00:34:13,840
and sometimes we would sneak the hearse
out to go on double dates. Sometimes

515
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,920
there was five of us. Is
this a joke? But fucking god,

516
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:21,840
damn it, you keep going.
That was a joke in here. He

517
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,239
used to sneak the herse out and
go on double dates. And sometimes there

518
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:29,159
was five of us because there was
a stiff in the back. And sometimes

519
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:36,400
O, man, can I come
on? Keep going? Old lady's dead.

520
00:34:36,559 --> 00:34:37,880
It's before they were about to be
Listen, this is the nine to

521
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,639
one one call again their process.
A seventy four year old female that was

522
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:51,440
believed to be deceased and brought here
is now uh agnal breathing on the table.

523
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,519
Lincoln Fire and Rescue transported the seventy
four year old to a hospital.

524
00:34:54,599 --> 00:35:00,639
The Lancaster County Sheriff's Office is still
investigating the case, but so far they

525
00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:04,639
say it was just a mistake.
We called Elisso about an hour ago.

526
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,440
Well here's whether she's still I have. I have a lot of thoughts of

527
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:12,280
this, tremendous amount of thoughts.
Got this because first of all, to

528
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,960
your point, well they go no, not the guy. I know you

529
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,559
don't like my universe ship, but
it's true. It's all true. I

530
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:22,000
try it. I like it.
Try it, try my universe ship sometime.

531
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:28,000
Go ahead with so good for me
right now. But I I had

532
00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:30,599
a lot of a lot of a
lot of things happen in my world.

533
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:36,679
Yeah yeah, no, here are
my thought. First, you're to your

534
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,079
point, pretty big mistake. Who
gets in trouble for that? And goala

535
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:44,639
breathing? I think that's what they
called. It is basically stroker cardiac arrest.

536
00:35:44,679 --> 00:35:47,199
It's that hyper like you're just trying
to get oxygen in. So you're

537
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,039
at the end, right, You're
at the end. Did she end up

538
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:53,519
dying in a later time? I
would assume the woman did. She was

539
00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:58,360
in hospice already. I think hospice
declared her dead. Maybe they weren't getting

540
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,159
a pulse or or seeing any breathing. And then you know, our body

541
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:05,559
does weird things on the way out. It just starts gasping for air and

542
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:07,599
and I don't know it would freak
you out. I would say, somebody's

543
00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:12,840
got a doctor has to call the
time and date, right, Uh,

544
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,880
usually that or a nurse does at
that at a hospice, at a hospice,

545
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,119
Yeah, at hospice, because yeah, I don't know if it's I

546
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,800
have no idea. I have no
idea. You're right, it could.

547
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,639
We'll call it sloppy work. We'll
call it slappy work. But what if

548
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:34,440
you were working at this funeral home
and you go no, like it's the

549
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:42,119
end anyway, don't make don't make
de nyme on one call. Don't do

550
00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:45,559
the call. Just gasp it out
working today? Dug and Bill? What

551
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,320
happened? Bill? I think she's
still alive. Doug, Yeah, Bill,

552
00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:52,239
get a pillow, Get a pillow? All right? Are you buying

553
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:52,920
the first round? If you hit
me the pillow, I will. I'm

554
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:58,480
dog don who's gonna Know's gonna know? Who's gonna know? And I'm thinking,

555
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,639
if that's my loved one, if
that's my mom, right, oh

556
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:06,440
god, no, listen to me. I'm not putting the pillow over.

557
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,880
They're doing it. But if I
if here's the thing, I'm pissed off

558
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:17,960
because now I got I gotta pay
for transportation from the hospice of the body

559
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:21,840
to the funeral pallor oh wait,
not dead. Now I'm gonna pay for

560
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,320
an ambulance to take you to the
hospital. No, save me the money.

561
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,679
She's going out anyway. She doesn't
remember any of this. She's not

562
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,400
the person and in all series,
that's not the person that I remember,

563
00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:36,840
right who's having angola breathing and anybody, that's what it is. It's stroker

564
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:40,719
another thing. You're told your mother's
dead in your heartbroke in your crime,

565
00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:46,519
and then four hours later, hey, uh yeah, your mom's alive.

566
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:50,079
Yeah like what No, and then
you have to wait again for your mom

567
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,760
to die. I mean, I'm
going more. No funeral poll, do

568
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,199
me a favor, do nothing,
let it choke out, or put a

569
00:37:57,199 --> 00:38:00,239
pillow, do something. I don't
start in bombing train the blood out.

570
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:05,559
You were bobbing yourself this say,
I don't know what you're talking about.

571
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:08,199
I have no idea what bomb.
I don't know what they called an Ireland

572
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:17,280
Guinness. No, come on,
mister universe. Look because because conscientious people

573
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,760
at the at the funeral home,
they were conscientious, had to make the

574
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,599
nine one one alcohol. I gotta
pay more. I gotta pay for mom

575
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:30,000
to be transported back to Now let
that guy's over. I think the person

576
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,599
who ever screwed up would would pay
for it. It's on us. Yeah,

577
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,679
well, I hope right. I
don't even know that. I have

578
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:42,440
no idea, Like I couldn't declare
someone I have no idea. But let

579
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,880
me ask you this. If a
relative dies in the middle of the night,

580
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:47,480
h huh, aunt, uncle,
may bee, a parent, I

581
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:52,039
don't know, middle of the night
dies. Do you want a phone call

582
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:58,480
at two or three in the morning? Yeah you do? Okay, why

583
00:38:58,519 --> 00:39:02,199
not wait? Because I'm I'm like, it's they're stressful and they're long.

584
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:07,039
They're gonna be dead at nine when
I get up. Tell me then,

585
00:39:07,079 --> 00:39:12,559
just tell me? Then? Why
are you interrupting my sleep? Let me

586
00:39:12,599 --> 00:39:15,119
go? They're gone? What am
I going to do? What am I

587
00:39:15,159 --> 00:39:16,880
going to do? What am I
gonna do? Get up and st a

588
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:20,880
pillow and make sure what am I
gonna do? I could have been in

589
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,960
a great dream. I could have
been a great rim great sleep. They're

590
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,159
still dead. I'll wait till seven
thirty. There's a little plight more polite,

591
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,039
you know, even at seven thirty
if the phone rings are seven thirty

592
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:37,599
years ago? Oh what's going on? Yeh? I the only three am

593
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:42,280
call that I I I've had.
Billy, get over here, I need

594
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,880
something. No, I have to
not have one of those. No,

595
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:50,519
no, two am no, hell
no booty call? No, No,

596
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,199
I don't think I've gotten a booty
call. Have you ever hit a booty

597
00:39:52,199 --> 00:39:55,960
call? No? I think I
just went and got the booty baby.

598
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,559
You didn't need a call, that's
right, who needed a call? No,

599
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:04,559
there's a next I can call?
I think, Yeah, I'm sure

600
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:07,000
there is. I don't know how
you signed up for that? How to

601
00:40:07,039 --> 00:40:09,559
sign up for the next kid?
Oh, you're saying, usually on somebody's

602
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:14,400
proxy. If you're somebody's proxy,
like, so, do you know who

603
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,280
your proxy is? In case of
emergency they call? What do they call?

604
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,320
Do you have it filled out anywhere? You probably should? Well,

605
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,599
you should put like your sister or
somebody like that. Yes, absolutely,

606
00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:30,639
you should. Probably Bill Moran,
give me something to talk about. Yeah,

607
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:36,599
first, what time is it?
Call me back at seven? Fum

608
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,360
die call him at ten thirty?
So his hangs over is almost over?

609
00:40:42,159 --> 00:40:45,119
Do you have a proxy in case
anything? I call my I have it.

610
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:50,440
I changed it to my mom.
Separate now your brother? No,

611
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:53,320
your mom? Yeah, I figure
my brother's got enough going on with his

612
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:58,320
kids and stuff, you know,
Yeah, might forget to tell you I'm

613
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,000
still I'll be dead. It doesn't
matter, right, But in a case

614
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,679
of emergency, like if there's an
emergency or something, and then my mom

615
00:41:04,079 --> 00:41:06,360
is great. I mean, moms
are great. They're like the phone tree.

616
00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:07,840
You remember the phone tree. We
used to have a phone tree at

617
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,119
church. It was like the prayer
tree. They called it. And so

618
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:13,360
and so. You would call up
and go, hey, so and so

619
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,800
needs prayer. They just got a
new car accident. Then your your job

620
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,559
was to call the next person on
theline, the next person online. Yeah,

621
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:23,360
because again the par tree soft exterior, right, doesn't wait, you

622
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:29,000
had the soft exterior. I fucked
that all. Now how about this?

623
00:41:29,199 --> 00:41:31,400
How about this? Somebody dies?
I saw something and I like this a

624
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:38,920
lot. A woman's husband died.
He was thirty nine years old, complications

625
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:45,960
of a stroke, right, and
something that unforeseen. H three kids.

626
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:51,800
I think the kids were twelve,
ten and eight. So she didn't have

627
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:57,480
a funeral. She had a funne
role. And what she did was put

628
00:41:57,559 --> 00:42:00,159
venmo in their pay by that coffee
you got it, put a venmo up

629
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:04,480
there and said, help me cover
these costs, help him go to heaven.

630
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,239
No, she had she they took
all this guy's favorite things. And

631
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:14,159
they had a big party in their
backyard and like all his favorite albums.

632
00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,960
He loves sharing music with people,
so if you wanted you could take an

633
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,159
album with you, he would paint. They had all his paints, you

634
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:22,000
know, paintings out there and drawings
that he did out there. They played

635
00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,519
his music. They had all his
favorite food, which is like chips and

636
00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:28,400
dips, which may have led to
the stroke. I don't know. I'm

637
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:34,440
just and whips. She said,
he had a or chains and whips.

638
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,559
Yeah, he had a giant record
collection that he loved sharing with people who

639
00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:40,000
appreciated painting. No, they were
just coming in shared. Her thing was

640
00:42:40,039 --> 00:42:44,199
like friends and family who loved him
and knew him. And she wanted this

641
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,360
more because she wanted. Basically,
she was doing it, and I go,

642
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,599
Bolly, I've never heard of that. We've all heard about the celebration

643
00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:53,199
of life, but I mean,
what if you turned it into a bit

644
00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:55,719
of a carnival. Well, that's
why I played keg of my coffin.

645
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,360
Put a keg of my coffin.
Let's have a little fun. But you

646
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,119
hear people, you know, I
want, I just want. Well people

647
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,840
say that, but then usually what
happens. They're sad, they're morbid.

648
00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:07,480
Sure, they're this, I'm not
saying this, she said it was it

649
00:43:07,559 --> 00:43:14,000
was great to see my three kids
smile. And I'm sure. Look a

650
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:19,239
random Thursday at four o'clock you're on
the ball field and you see your buddy

651
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,920
Ryan's dad in the stands, and
yours isn't there because he's dead. That's

652
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:29,400
a feeling that probably never goes away, so you know, to compound it,

653
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,840
she wanted the funeral to be a
pleasant memory or a more positive memory

654
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,679
for the kids. I really thought
that was like one of the greatest parenting

655
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,239
things I had ever heard. But
then I started to think, what would

656
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,599
be at your funnel? What would
be at mine? Yeah? I would

657
00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:46,039
probably have it. Can we get
your wait now, listen, I have

658
00:43:46,079 --> 00:43:50,800
an idea? Oh just yeah,
can we get those fingerpaints? You do

659
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,920
that? You what are the finger
paints that you did? Didn't you finger

660
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:59,280
paint? No? What was sponge? Oh? Sponge? Late? Like

661
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:06,639
you taking it everybody's money for this
podcast, you're sponging. I think they

662
00:44:06,639 --> 00:44:09,440
could do a DJ booth where people
get to get up there and introduce their

663
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,920
family like you do a weddings.
Uh no, I have thought about this.

664
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,960
I should probably get a will.
If I I would, I don't

665
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,079
know if i'd want to be I'd
probably get be laid out so everybody could

666
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:27,079
have closure and then have a second
full at O Lachlan's and be cremated and

667
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,199
throw my wait, you'd have you'd
have like an open casket, so people

668
00:44:30,199 --> 00:44:36,639
would who needs closure from you?
Uh? People? I owe money to

669
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:38,920
dancer. Make sure he's really dead. Hey, we're coming in with a

670
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,239
pin and a mirror. Make there
that motherfucker's dead. I don't want to

671
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:46,440
think about stuff like that, although
you do. Yeah, I mean,

672
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:51,840
have you ever been at like a
really the weirdest remembrance type thing? I

673
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,119
remember, and it was it was
an open casket. It was called a

674
00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:58,519
celebration, but there were people taking
pictures and posing at the Yeah, I'd

675
00:44:58,559 --> 00:45:00,800
never seen that. I've never seen
that. I had never seen a line

676
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,719
of pictures now, yeah, you
know, yeah, I think the more

677
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,039
the merrier, and the pictures to
show your life. You know, there's

678
00:45:07,039 --> 00:45:12,280
not many open cat Yeah, I
love this idea. I want carnivals all

679
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,719
our pictures from Yes, I want
the podcast like like like okay, here's

680
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,800
a more. I want people juggling. I want a fucking carnival. I

681
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,079
want a carnival. I want people
to have a great time. I want

682
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:28,039
bands and music and storytelling. I
would love everybody to get up and have

683
00:45:28,119 --> 00:45:34,559
the bills rolling the dice like,
well that's over over seven, the podcast

684
00:45:34,639 --> 00:45:37,960
set up, and you get to
tell like we have somebody who kind of

685
00:45:37,039 --> 00:45:39,800
runs point on it, right,
But everybody, if you feel like it,

686
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,760
you could get up and you could
tell a story. Ye five minutes,

687
00:45:44,079 --> 00:45:47,440
yeah or more, whatever it takes. You get any time. Plenty

688
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:52,440
of times people just do. You
can tell the most salacious, awful,

689
00:45:52,639 --> 00:45:55,599
horrible stories. They don't have to
be loving. As my grandfather said,

690
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,679
everybody becomes a saint when they die. At son of a bitch, he'll

691
00:45:59,679 --> 00:46:02,199
be saying, he said, uh
so yeah, okay, I would say,

692
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,639
I don't believe that one. But
let it let it all, let

693
00:46:05,679 --> 00:46:08,159
it all go, like and I
know that I know he's listening right now,

694
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:13,360
your grandfather, No, no,
your dad. Oh, but it's

695
00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:17,280
but at some point, like how
about Elvis impersonators you come out and is

696
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,800
at his funeral. I just want
to say, everybody for coming out see

697
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:25,239
my day at a funeral and just
you know, it's on a Wednesday,

698
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,840
and I want to thank our neighbor
Bette for bringing her hound dog, and

699
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,320
uh, we're going down to the
bar and I have doubled eggs, and

700
00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:37,159
yeah, does your dad like to
havevile leggs like mine? Which I would

701
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:42,480
want, Guinness Jamison. I'd like
to have like maybe a party at Montconnery's.

702
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,639
And then what I'd really like is
to your point of closure, I

703
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,159
like this, give me a Viking
funeral on the canal. You just send

704
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:53,159
me off and then someone shoots a
flaming arrow and the whole like, the

705
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:58,519
whole thing is just it's touched in
gas and you just see this giant flame

706
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,679
and I go off into the as
it does down to the bottom of the

707
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:05,639
canal. Why can't that work?
Because you don't disintegrate enough and you got

708
00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:09,400
a dead half a burned body.
There's other half burned bodies in that canal.

709
00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:12,519
We got cars at the bottom of
it. They didn't even know there

710
00:47:12,559 --> 00:47:15,599
was a car until they drained it
once. I'm gonna be more toxic than

711
00:47:15,639 --> 00:47:20,719
that. I will. I like
this idea. I will rent a boat.

712
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,840
I put your dead body in a
dinghy and I will take you to

713
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,679
the middle of Lake Ontario. I
don't want like, no, we're not

714
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,119
going to the canal. I want
the canal. I want. I want

715
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,519
the canal. And I want somebody
to stand on the main street bridge in

716
00:47:32,599 --> 00:47:36,639
downtown Fairport. Okay, Now I
want you to picture this if you're not

717
00:47:36,639 --> 00:47:42,159
familiar with Fairport. Very picturesque,
very very beautiful village, very northeast,

718
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,280
nice cozy village. And I want
somebody to shoot an arrow that goes up

719
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,639
in the air and arcs down in
the flame, and then you just see

720
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,760
and you know what I want.
But I want some fireworks and things to

721
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:57,639
go off at the same time and
everybody's like yeah, and then and then

722
00:47:57,639 --> 00:48:02,280
a band just starts in right away, you know, even after midnight.

723
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,079
Yeah, we could have that rocking
Wow. I was thinking more like the

724
00:48:06,159 --> 00:48:08,000
rolling Stones or something like that.
Whatever you want. A stone song?

725
00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:12,360
Yeah, put the funeral, yes, exactly. Funnel. This would be

726
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,159
a funnel, all right. I
got arrows here, I got flaming arrows,

727
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:17,360
three for ten dollars. We got
three tries for ten dollars. No,

728
00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:21,519
no, we need a marchman.
We need a marchman. I want

729
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:23,119
one arrow, one arrow that what
if you don't get it, what if

730
00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:25,119
the wind takes it? I want
you to do it. Like when I

731
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:29,239
was got a zippo, A real
cocky jerk, and it didn't always work

732
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,800
for me. But why I played
darts and I was close to winning,

733
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,079
and all I needed was like a
bulls eye. I would take the three

734
00:48:34,159 --> 00:48:36,599
darts, I'd drop two on the
ground and I'd just take one and I'd

735
00:48:36,599 --> 00:48:38,360
look at them and then go.
Every once in a while I would hit

736
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,920
it. That would be my cocky
move. I wouldn't even look at the

737
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,480
dark board. I just look it
at the person right in the eyes,

738
00:48:44,519 --> 00:48:52,559
and it's cold. So I had
some good endings and darts. Yeah,

739
00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:55,960
yeah, like what it used to
be. Really, no, this is

740
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,840
not a joke. I used to
be really good at bullseye because I played

741
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,400
you years ago. I'll work in
retail and I would lose all the time.

742
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,599
And somebody told me, if you
can hit bulls and you get good

743
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:07,599
balls, you'll win the majority of
your game. So I got really good.

744
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,880
And the gentleman's game you go to
twenties nineteen eighteen. Now I'm playing

745
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,639
for shots, I'm gonna ruin you
on bulls. So there's been a few

746
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:20,119
times that I've needed three bulls and
we're talking shit back and forth. I'm

747
00:49:20,119 --> 00:49:22,360
like, hey, do you like
history? Like yeah, I'm like,

748
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,440
well, I love history too.
I love the medieval Ages with King Arthur

749
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,119
and the round table and all the
nights. I go, you remember the

750
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:30,320
nights? He goes, yeah,
go you do. I says, there

751
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:37,519
a white Knight, the Red Knight
and good night. Yeah. Now did

752
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:40,559
people get pissed at that? Oh? Yeah? Really? Why? I

753
00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:45,960
would. My cousin Melissa, who
I used to play darts with every now

754
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,559
and then, she remember one time, I want to three. I was

755
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:54,440
just crushing these guys and went right
for the juggler and won, and she's

756
00:49:54,519 --> 00:49:59,480
like she turns around to the other
team and goes, yeah, sometimes he's

757
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:04,320
a but you want to win.
It's part of it. And I always

758
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,719
say, I didn't make up the
game. No, I kind of like

759
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,280
it. I think it's a bulls
Eyer way to go. I love it.

760
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:15,119
I have friends that are playing the
A League and they they've traveled Chicago

761
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:22,280
for the National Darts and then they've
gone the Western Division and then they've made

762
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:28,800
it to Las Vegas for the world. One of my favorite favorite I think

763
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,679
one of my friends is ranked nineteenth
in the in the world right now is

764
00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:36,079
plastic plastic Yeah, not steel tip, that steel tip, but nineteenth in

765
00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:38,119
the whole world, but very impressive. Yeah, I think it's very impressive.

766
00:50:38,159 --> 00:50:42,840
So I love the guys that show
up at area bars, local places

767
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:46,639
with their own darts. They come
with their own darts. And I have

768
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:51,800
a friend who owns a pub and
we were in another establishment and a couple

769
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,760
walks in and I knew one of
the couple. They were a sibling of

770
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,800
a very close friend of mine,
and her husband had his own darts and

771
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,880
use all cocky putting it in there. My friend whos a lot of guys

772
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,440
with those, My friend who owned
smoked them. Yeah, like grab the

773
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:12,159
bards. And that's really embarrassing for
the guy that comes in with his own

774
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:16,119
starts of oh and tips and specialists. You got it. You know he's

775
00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:21,239
buying drinks. All right, We'll
take a moment, Doug. Something has

776
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:23,519
gone back into the public domain and
you may be interested in trying to grab

777
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:28,039
it. Okay, yes, this
could be for you, It could be

778
00:51:28,079 --> 00:51:30,280
for me. We'll get to that
next. But first, if you're ready

779
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,360
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784
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785
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786
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787
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789
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790
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802
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favorites. Cocker Yeah, Joe,
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805
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I forget about and I could listen
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806
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got some great I was I was
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807
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808
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Is it it is pride minds? I

809
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:57,840
forget about that. Every day is
a rainbow being here christ So, but

810
00:53:58,039 --> 00:54:00,480
go on. Segar has a lot
of hits. He's a lot of Yeah.

811
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:02,800
And I saw him in Rochester last
time, and then I saw him

812
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:07,719
Buffalo year. Some of my favorite
ones that are were not radio staples.

813
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,719
When I say radio staples, you
know all the time. Yeah, he

814
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,639
had a four fourteen piece band.
Wow, he played twenty two. I

815
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:21,199
mean, I'm disappointed. I'm sure
I had opportunities and just first time I

816
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,119
ever saw him, and just amazing
every song, you know, and then

817
00:54:24,159 --> 00:54:28,199
you look at his greatest hits and
he didn't play camp Man do he didn't

818
00:54:28,199 --> 00:54:30,800
play this one, but he lose
Coming Out Tonight. I love that song.

819
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:36,880
I love this song too. And
there's a couple that I've heard I

820
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,960
don't know, and I didn't go
through. I didn't know. I didn't

821
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,480
catch the names. It was a
great song and I've tried to look him

822
00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:47,840
up on Spotify and Google and you
have to go through every album, which

823
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,559
would take a whole day. He's
probably got well the Tough Party. Yeah,

824
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:54,239
you know, that's why the greatest
hits albums were so great because everybody

825
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,559
had him. But it's those deeper
cuts that weren't maybe on there that are

826
00:54:58,639 --> 00:55:02,239
fun. And I wonder if because
of streaming services, are we losing that

827
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,800
a little bit? You know what
I mean? Because we get I can

828
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,639
just punch in, go to adding
streaming service. I can punch in an

829
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,960
artist. I like, they'll give
me similar artists around it. I'll get

830
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,599
some some of those songs. But
I don't get you know that there's something

831
00:55:15,639 --> 00:55:20,800
about the album thing that that I
mean, I CMF just plays the same

832
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:22,239
stuff and every twenty minutes has got
to be led Zeppelin. I'm like,

833
00:55:22,679 --> 00:55:27,400
yeah, well, I mean that
that. I can tell you from having

834
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:36,079
spent time in radio that the music
stations now are are programmed well but homogenized

835
00:55:36,159 --> 00:55:39,119
because so it's the same. It's
amazing in Rochester, I mean, who

836
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:46,000
is the twelve to four? They've
yeah that they tried it with Marty Casper.

837
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,400
If she didn't work out. Then
I think they're just using a woman

838
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:53,119
that records everything she in Rochester.
No, I'm sure not, because I

839
00:55:53,159 --> 00:55:58,719
did that out of all of Rochester. Because they make it. But I

840
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,239
was in Rochester, and I I
was on ninety stations around the country doing

841
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:05,199
the exact same thing. Okay,
so it's all the same music, right,

842
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,440
And I could hear myself. I
would punch around the internet and I

843
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:13,760
would listen to myself in Raleigh and
in Huntsville and in Bakersfield, California,

844
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,639
and this town and Illinois and all
over, because it's the same thing,

845
00:56:16,679 --> 00:56:21,159
and it is that, and I
will I've said this before, I will

846
00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:24,719
say it again to anybody who really
gives a shit. I wish radio would

847
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:30,920
go small for the sake of radio
small, being back to privately owned serving

848
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:35,000
the community that they're in, because
that's how songs made it in the past,

849
00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:38,360
like all of a sudden, a
bunch of people in the like Okay,

850
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,880
I'll think of one that some people
may know as Southside Johnny and the

851
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,280
Asbery Jukes probably didn't get a whole
lot of national play, but became really

852
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,679
big in pockets of this country.
But those it served that community people loved

853
00:56:50,679 --> 00:56:53,199
it. They're his shows would sell
out in Poughkeepsie and even up here in

854
00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:58,360
excuse me, in Rochester, and
so you had a bunch of this was

855
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,880
the one Skeeter Cheater Cheater Cheater Cheater
was one from Rochester. Yeah, yeah,

856
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:06,519
And they had pretty much a regional
type thing. And that's a cool

857
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:08,400
thing. It's a great thing for
the band. It's a cool thing,

858
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:13,400
and it's sort of a lost maybe
not. I mean, now there are

859
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,880
people who you could become a singer
songwriter who you probably could make sixty seventy

860
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:20,320
thousand dollars a year if you hustled
and did a ton of social media and

861
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,280
shit like that, ye traveled around
and you could be regional and do well.

862
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:29,199
I don't know. I'm saying that
I wish radio would go back to

863
00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:34,960
that because now it's so big that
everything has just become homogenized and they're being

864
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,360
squeezed out on the music side,
not the personality side, but on the

865
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:42,400
music side a little bit. By
all the streaming services. I can get

866
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,440
whatever I want on demand anytime I
want anything, right, So why would

867
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:50,400
I punch on your radio station?
Give me something that's going to be significantly

868
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,800
better that I can get somewhere else, and it's not as easy. And

869
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,119
I will tell you, like,
if you like eclectic music and you don't

870
00:57:55,119 --> 00:58:00,239
want to really think about what you
put on, serious satellite is fucking on

871
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,440
the doors off things. Sure you've
got Chris Stapleton, who I love,

872
00:58:02,559 --> 00:58:06,360
get every station that you can imagine, every station you can imagine. And

873
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,800
then you've got the artists who have
stations who talk about the music they loved

874
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,599
and why they loved this song by
this other artist. That's fucking cool.

875
00:58:14,719 --> 00:58:19,519
There's a DJ I want to hear
seriously or what goal channel I got lost

876
00:58:19,559 --> 00:58:22,440
in a couple of years. Fucking
great, right, because Billy will tell

877
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,639
you the story behind the song.
Yea, what inspired it? A ton

878
00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:30,480
of yeah, same thing. Chris
Stapleton very interesting because he talked about He

879
00:58:30,519 --> 00:58:35,840
goes, I just heard him today
on his station, unserious. And sometimes

880
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,480
you'll get some whiny old country on
there, right into a Zeppelin song,

881
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:45,000
into like some kind of blues song. It's amazing and it's not your typical

882
00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:47,199
radio station. Right, But he
tells a story about open Up. I

883
00:58:47,199 --> 00:58:51,400
think it was Waylon Jennings. He
goes, uh, yeah, we got

884
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:52,599
to open up from Whalen Jennings.
He goes, I was really excited.

885
00:58:52,679 --> 00:58:57,159
I never got to meet Whalen at
all. He goes. After the show,

886
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,480
Whalen's manager comes back and hands me
a joint and he goes, this

887
00:59:00,519 --> 00:59:04,599
is rolled by Whalen. He really
liked your set. I think it was

888
00:59:04,639 --> 00:59:07,400
Whalen Jennings. I hope I'm not
getting this wrong. And he said,

889
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:13,920
I have that joint behind a framed
piece of glass in my basement with a

890
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,840
little hammer that had says break in
case of emergency. Whyalon Jennings And he's

891
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,599
like, it was really kind of
cool, but he liked it, and

892
00:59:21,639 --> 00:59:23,079
then he played a Whalen Jennings song. But that's the kind of shit you're

893
00:59:23,119 --> 00:59:25,960
not, like, who knows that
story but him? Right, I'm sure

894
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,400
he's told it before, but I
hadn't heard it. And I go,

895
00:59:29,559 --> 00:59:34,280
that's the thing that radio's missing,
that intimacy with real knowledge, and that's

896
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,519
where you're right. In this town. Guys like Dave Kane loved music tremendously

897
00:59:38,639 --> 00:59:42,119
and would tell you about it,
and then you would see him out at

898
00:59:42,119 --> 00:59:45,800
different concerts and different band bars.
Back in the day, Honey Arcade or

899
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:50,320
yeah, wherever was playing music the
Red Creek. You know, I got

900
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,559
into some huge fights over the years. Yeah, but I'm sure you still

901
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:57,400
you had drinking nights too. Dave
was my first guest on the podcast.

902
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,800
Yeah, first guest in the pipes, but no one year. I'll just

903
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,800
tell this story again, but it
was really bad at me. Dave got

904
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,239
very, very upset because Dave would
buy Mambo shirts and these things, and

905
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,000
he would kind of funded himself to
market, right, little marketing for his

906
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:15,760
own show, and a lot of
the money went to the morning show because

907
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,440
that was where the company was making
its most money. Right, get them

908
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:22,599
in in the morning. Hopefully he
can hold the listeners all day. If

909
01:00:22,599 --> 01:00:24,719
that's the case, it's great.
And that show at the time was an

910
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:30,400
absolute juggernaut in the morning. So
it was when training Camp first came to

911
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:35,559
Saint John Fisher. So we're talking
like two thousand I've told this story.

912
01:00:35,639 --> 01:00:40,960
I've since apologized to Dave. I
Dave wrote a big, long memo about

913
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,199
how basically he gets no support,
He gets nothing. Why does the morning

914
01:00:45,199 --> 01:00:49,840
show get everything? This is ridiculous. I've asked for Cano shirts and now

915
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:53,840
what they had done was they made
these sleeveless Wickaway shirts that said Wheeze on

916
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,480
them, and they hung them in
every Buffalo Bills player's locker. And it

917
01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:01,159
was a brilliant marketing move because they
would wear them, they would take their

918
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:05,960
pats off, they'd be talking to
ESPN, CBA, like from national to

919
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:09,079
local, and there was his name
on everything. That was the point behind

920
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:14,519
it. So Dave writes these memos
and he puts it in the GM's mailbox

921
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:22,159
and the and the program director's mailbox. So he leaves and I'm on after

922
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:27,599
Dave. I'm on do an afternoon
Drive. It's like four thirty five o'clock

923
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,639
phone rings, hotline usually in hotline
rings and radio station. You're in trouble.

924
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:35,159
It's Dave, And I said.
He goes, hey, man,

925
01:01:35,239 --> 01:01:39,119
listen, I thought better of this. Would you go and take the memos

926
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:45,760
out of the GM's mailbox and the
program director's mailbox? And I said sure,

927
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:46,639
no problem, And he goes,
all right, I'm going to call

928
01:01:46,639 --> 01:01:50,880
you back just to make sure you
got them. So I go in there

929
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,639
and the GM had already gotten his, and but the one was in the

930
01:01:53,639 --> 01:01:59,960
program directors And then I read the
memo and I'm fucking roaring to myself.

931
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:05,960
So I patched myself in via cell
phone to the board and pretended it was

932
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:09,000
not the case that I broke into
the mailroom and I got this memo and

933
01:02:09,079 --> 01:02:15,760
I read it on the air.
How old were you? Twenty eight?

934
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:22,239
Anything to say I shouldn't do this? Or are you kidding me? Every

935
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,840
time I've had the feeling I shouldn't
do this, the next thought is,

936
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:29,320
come on, you know this will
be great. So the next thing was

937
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,760
I went in and I pretended to
break in. I think I actually did

938
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:36,679
have to break into the promotion's office, and I got out one of the

939
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,679
Wiiz shirts and I got a spray
can and I put a big X through

940
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:45,920
wheeze and I spray painted Cano on
it. And Cano. So the next

941
01:02:45,039 --> 01:02:49,679
day I lived in Pittsford and I
was going to bike over and see the

942
01:02:49,719 --> 01:02:53,079
morning show because they were broadcasting from
training camp. And I'm listening and they're

943
01:02:53,079 --> 01:02:55,960
all laughing about it. But then
when I get there, of course they

944
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
turn on me a little bit and
go, how can be so mean to

945
01:02:59,559 --> 01:03:02,039
Cano? What the fuck? And
Kano was cool. Later that day he

946
01:03:02,159 --> 01:03:05,599
corners me in the fucking mail room. I thought, he was gonna kick

947
01:03:05,719 --> 01:03:07,239
my ass. I thought he was
gonna kill me. I thought it was

948
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,400
funny. Oh, Theater of the
Mine, a little play on it.

949
01:03:10,719 --> 01:03:14,880
But the GM had walked in and
saw Kaneways behind Kane's back, and he's

950
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,079
laughing at me because he knew Kato
wanted to punch me right in the face.

951
01:03:17,199 --> 01:03:22,440
Good Dave was always very good to
me, very cool, very cools.

952
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:27,559
Debbie does Dallas, Huh, Debbie
does Dallas the movie? I never

953
01:03:27,559 --> 01:03:32,039
heard of it. Okay, I've
only watched it once, two three thousand

954
01:03:32,159 --> 01:03:38,000
times. It's in the public domain. What's that. Well, that means

955
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:43,039
that, like, I'm pretty sure
that anybody can use it without having to

956
01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:45,199
pay a license fee. So if
you wanted to rent it whatever, I

957
01:03:45,199 --> 01:03:49,119
think, you can just get it
off the internet now and not have to

958
01:03:49,199 --> 01:03:52,920
pay. It's like Happy Birthday was
in the public domain and then somebody paid,

959
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:55,800
but I allegedly paid it I don't
know, or ran out, but

960
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:01,280
they didn't because the company that produced
it didn't secure the copyright correctly. Therefore,

961
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:05,000
it's now in public domain, meaning
anybody can kind of grab it,

962
01:04:05,159 --> 01:04:09,320
use it. You could use it
clips of it, you could sample it

963
01:04:09,559 --> 01:04:12,440
if you're a rapper. I don't
know what the mones. I have no

964
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:15,760
idea. I always found that to
be like the story behind it very sad.

965
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:20,159
W Does Dale's. Yeah, popularity
was because you think it's a Dale's

966
01:04:20,159 --> 01:04:24,719
Cowboys and it was just well it
was. It was about like her being

967
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,840
how abuse she was by her husband
and he pushed her into this, He

968
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,280
produced the film, he drugged her, he did all this stuff. Was

969
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,599
the Deep Throw. Yeah, with
Linda Lovelace. There's been oh yeah,

970
01:04:32,639 --> 01:04:35,440
yeah, yeah, that was that
was. I don't remember what de Yeah

971
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,840
that was, that's right, that's
right. Yeah, but I thought Debbie

972
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:42,039
doud Dallas said something like that to
w Does Dell. So anyway, it's

973
01:04:42,039 --> 01:04:44,039
in the public domain. So if
you want to go in, there's a

974
01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:48,960
recent deep throat movie. A lot
of stars were in it within piss ten

975
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:54,920
years really. Yeah. I think
Sharon Stone even played the mother in Deep

976
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,559
Throw. Yeah. It was about
how she was brought up and the guy

977
01:04:58,679 --> 01:05:03,639
she met and problems with family and
then that with them and at the end

978
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:06,880
is where she on a MERV Griffin
show. She had wrote a book about

979
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,519
being in porn and she was only
in it for sixteen days. Yeah,

980
01:05:11,519 --> 01:05:15,320
and you know, she's world famous, and I think she got paid fourteen

981
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,280
hundred dollars and we ended up making
six hundred million. Yeah, god,

982
01:05:19,519 --> 01:05:24,440
yeah, the producers. So I
just saw something where there's a remote tribe

983
01:05:24,639 --> 01:05:30,679
in the Amazon jungle and this isn't
a joke, okay. And they got

984
01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:35,679
hooked up to Elon Musk's starlink,
so they're getting Internet and one of the

985
01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:39,840
first things, probably freaking out,
they watched Deep Throat, Got it.

986
01:05:40,599 --> 01:05:45,559
They're saying that the elders are very
concerned about the young people watching porn,

987
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:49,280
like because there's they had no access
to this at all. Imagine going like,

988
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:54,960
imagine, like I can't. Everything's
been evolution over years, right,

989
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,679
Mike jerkwater Town. You didn't get
cabled in nineteen eighty nine, but you

990
01:05:59,719 --> 01:06:02,239
got right and so that you had
videos, and you saw MTV and this

991
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,079
and that, and then eventually the
Playboy channel and you got you know what

992
01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:10,480
I mean, There's an there's an
evolution arc there. Imagine your life goes

993
01:06:10,519 --> 01:06:15,079
from absolutely nothing, spear fishing in
a fucking river with a bone through your

994
01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:17,199
nose, and the next thing you
know, you can see somebody else with

995
01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:23,119
all This is what I'm saying.
Could you imagine that? Hey, michaeleb

996
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:26,800
put down the fish and come over
here. I went to see he's a

997
01:06:27,199 --> 01:06:30,920
woman? Is it? We have
back backyard pig. We are going through

998
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,480
America? No? Could you?
I can't imagine that. Yeah, that's

999
01:06:34,519 --> 01:06:38,480
what I was saying. I should
have instead of the bone through the nose,

1000
01:06:38,519 --> 01:06:42,119
I need the bone in here.
Wait let me see. Now,

1001
01:06:42,119 --> 01:06:45,480
I gotta find the article because I
just saw it in passing and I went,

1002
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:53,360
this is somewhat amazing. Amazon Jungle. Were they wearing Super Bowl loser

1003
01:06:53,400 --> 01:07:02,360
shirts? Say they didn't see the
I mean they could have went to the

1004
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:09,880
roast of Tom Brady. Yeah,
elon musk starlink connects and divides Brazil's Marubo

1005
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,679
people. All right, so here, all right, let me let me

1006
01:07:12,719 --> 01:07:15,360
give you that. We could go
New York Times. We'll go simpler.

1007
01:07:15,639 --> 01:07:20,559
Something written on a sixth possibly fifth
grade level New York Post. Amazon tribe

1008
01:07:21,079 --> 01:07:25,800
finally connects the Internet, only to
wind up booked on board and social media.

1009
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:28,760
That's what it says. That's when
I saw this. Yeah, so

1010
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,760
you see these a reclusive tribe and
the Amazon finally got hooked up. To

1011
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:35,840
the Internet thanks to Elon Musk,
only to be torn apart by social media

1012
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:43,320
and pornography. Addiction. Elders complain
Brazil's two thousand member Marubo tribe has been

1013
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:46,239
left bitterly divided by the arrive of
Tesla's founder. I have said this,

1014
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:50,320
I have this theory was actually my
uncle's. The world is designed by geniuses

1015
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:56,639
to be run by idiots. In
other words, Starlink connects you to everything

1016
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,920
possible. You could probably learn how
to build a better HU faster, right,

1017
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:04,719
you know what I mean? Yep, and instead push You know what

1018
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:08,639
I mean. That's what it is. That's what it is. When it

1019
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:12,760
arrived, everyone was happening. I
want to know how many computers laptops did

1020
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,520
they give them? How long is
the extension call? I'm seeing them understand,

1021
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:21,359
in front of a bunch only have
fifteen minutes per person. Tribe nine

1022
01:08:21,359 --> 01:08:26,000
months after getting access to satellite internet. I don't know they have Starlink boxes

1023
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:30,399
now Starlink's satellite so I'm assuming in
the boxes are computers and I don't know

1024
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:33,920
how many. And oh no,
these are satellites that would then be mtdown

1025
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,479
out there. These are receivers.
I don't know about that. I don't

1026
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:43,239
know. Maybe they were going to
a tribe and giving them satellite here why

1027
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:47,000
why, well, you connect the
world and I bet their life, I

1028
01:08:47,039 --> 01:08:53,000
bet they become less healthy something than
Jehovah's witnesses say, once everybody in the

1029
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:58,880
world has had a chance to conform
to God, that God will make his

1030
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:01,640
final decision to start over. But
everybody's got to get the word first that

1031
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,720
something like that. I don't know. I'm not million enough. I don't

1032
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:11,720
know. Did you actually let them
in the house the house naked? Like

1033
01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:14,239
yeah, what do you We're trying
to save your soul, Like, yeah,

1034
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:17,600
good luck with that, don't you
don't you want to? And then

1035
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:21,880
they show you the pamphlet of you
out in the grazing grass with a panda

1036
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:26,720
bear and draft and I'm like this
is it? Any any beer anything?

1037
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,119
Oh? You'll be happy. I'm
like, yeah, that's heaven. H

1038
01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:32,079
yeah, oh peaceful and comforting.
Oh yeah yeah, no pain or no

1039
01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:35,560
pain resistance, I believe. Yeah, that's why I say no beer,

1040
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:41,600
No w does dallis No, those
are all human things. Yeah, you

1041
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,039
don't need that. You're beyond that
now, you're a higher conscious I think

1042
01:09:45,119 --> 01:09:48,920
yes, I think consciousness, your
soul, yes, live on well yeah,

1043
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:53,680
your energy eternity, Yeah, your
energy can't stop it. You can't

1044
01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:57,680
kill energy, can't end it.
It's always around, baby, because those

1045
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:01,319
tribal leaders down watching deep throat,
We're not going to plow the field to

1046
01:10:01,439 --> 01:10:06,000
day. Everybody grabbed your wife,
We're going to plow them. I did

1047
01:10:06,359 --> 01:10:12,000
the Marubo are a chased tribe,
a chase so even frown upon kissing in

1048
01:10:12,039 --> 01:10:17,439
public. But I'll Marubo said.
He is anxious that the arrival of the

1049
01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:21,119
service, which delivers super fast internet
to far flung corners of the planet and

1050
01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:28,920
has been injured by musk, but
it ends ended up uh ruining their decorum.

1051
01:10:30,039 --> 01:10:31,960
How long did it take? Wait? How? Because hang on?

1052
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:35,880
I need more to this story,
Like what who is the who was the

1053
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:41,680
person who all of a sudden goes
this tribe needs a Internet. Well,

1054
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,279
I like, no, not this
tribe needs an internet? But are they

1055
01:10:45,279 --> 01:10:49,079
what language are they speaking? How
what program is putting it in? And

1056
01:10:49,119 --> 01:10:53,279
how did they find the porn?
Right? What did they Because usually you

1057
01:10:53,319 --> 01:10:56,239
have to go to a site,
do you not? Yeah? Yeah,

1058
01:10:56,279 --> 01:10:59,680
so did you go on there?
Unless you went on social media and you're

1059
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:03,760
scroll going through and you see what
you Well, if you go to x

1060
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:09,000
Like, which is also Elon Musk, I think there are people out there

1061
01:11:09,119 --> 01:11:12,880
whether put their only fans and they're
porn and their links to that on there.

1062
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:15,159
I think if I was going to
do that, I would have a

1063
01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:20,560
direct ask access to green Peace or
somebody that wanted to come there and help

1064
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:26,279
them with building a hut instead of
just having their way maybe disrupting their way

1065
01:11:26,319 --> 01:11:28,880
of life. Well, I think
this was trying to help. I really

1066
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,199
don't know that. You know,
if that's out there, what else is

1067
01:11:30,199 --> 01:11:33,119
out there? Oh, you know, everything's out there. Everything's out there,

1068
01:11:33,159 --> 01:11:34,840
and then they're not going to work, and then they're going to be

1069
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:40,000
in a world Saint Paul and Ridgeway
with a with a coconut with a venmolana

1070
01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:45,399
say help me. I need to
find Linda Lovelife. Hey, we'll have

1071
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:48,279
cardboard. When they turn into the
kind of people you can't talk to on

1072
01:11:48,319 --> 01:11:53,560
speakerphone public, yes, yeah,
that too. Do you ever have those

1073
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,439
people? Do you have people in
your life that you will not answer the

1074
01:11:56,439 --> 01:12:01,079
phone on speakerphone? No? I
think at home, I answer everybody.

1075
01:12:01,239 --> 01:12:03,720
I answer everybody's speaker phone. But
I live alone, right, so it

1076
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:08,479
doesn't matter, right, right,
But I I answered a buddy's call.

1077
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:12,720
I was driving to my sisters in
Virginia with my mom and my dad in

1078
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:16,239
the car, not that many years
ago, and I answered the phone and

1079
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:19,880
it was just a tribe of filth
and I go, hey, I'm with

1080
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,640
my with my mom and oh your
mom, And I don't know, seriously,

1081
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,439
who was a buddy? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, because I think

1082
01:12:28,439 --> 01:12:33,399
the opening line was I want to
f your face. I've gotten calls why

1083
01:12:33,399 --> 01:12:38,439
I'm ubering, and I'm like,
this might be something important, and I'm

1084
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,680
like, hey, what's going on. By the way, I'm driving somebody?

1085
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:44,159
Okay, oh you say that right
away? Yeah yeah, so watch

1086
01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,479
what you say, all right?
But what if somebody just tried to do

1087
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:50,000
like an old joke like the old
Simpsons when he used to call the bar.

1088
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:57,680
Uh No, No, I don't
have people doing nothing like that.

1089
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,520
Now. I tell you why it
Church Sunday. Why I went to confession

1090
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:05,479
I've said last week and I got
drunk and I slept with two twenty five

1091
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:09,520
year olds like bomb shots all night, took them home. We's amazed.

1092
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:13,119
Suck did everything. Yeah, he
was, okay, do to our fathers

1093
01:13:13,119 --> 01:13:15,600
and four oh Mary's I go,
I'm not doing that. He goes,

1094
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,359
why now, I go, I'm
not Catholic. He goes, you're not

1095
01:13:17,399 --> 01:13:19,640
Catholic. I go, know,
he goes, why you tell me?

1096
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:26,239
I go, father, I'm telling
everybody I saw that or thought of it

1097
01:13:26,239 --> 01:13:29,199
earlier day. I thought you might
enjoy that one. Are you Catholic?

1098
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,640
No, No, I am not. No, I am not Baptist Prottestant.

1099
01:13:33,279 --> 01:13:40,239
I wish. I'm from a very
Irish Catholic family. No, I

1100
01:13:40,279 --> 01:13:46,520
was raised more evangelical. Became a
very big issue within my family because more

1101
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,720
Protestant would be you know, they're
they're thinking that was Northern Ireland. We

1102
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:54,760
that was not a good thing.
And my grandfather would not talk to his

1103
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,119
daughter, my mother for a year. Yeah, it was not good,

1104
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:01,119
not good. So and then I
think in the end, I think after

1105
01:14:01,159 --> 01:14:05,119
my grandfather died, I think my
grandmother came to church with us. So

1106
01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:08,840
I'm not I'm not sure, but
it just shows you like religion. It

1107
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:13,159
just becomes I always say, it's
a give me something to be well.

1108
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,760
I always thought it was like a
governor. If that makes sense on an

1109
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:20,119
engine, right, you put a
governor on an engine to slow it down.

1110
01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:23,880
That I I swear to God it
was like trying to put a governor

1111
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:28,159
on humanity. And if you really
look at the absurdity of it, England

1112
01:14:28,399 --> 01:14:31,960
switched from Catholicism to Protestism because Henry
the eighth wanted to bang different chicks.

1113
01:14:32,319 --> 01:14:34,960
Yeah, I mean, that's really
what it came down to. So I

1114
01:14:35,199 --> 01:14:43,880
need you know what I'm saying.
Country goes another line. So I it's

1115
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,159
always been a bit of a mystery. It's a mystery to me because I

1116
01:14:46,319 --> 01:14:50,000
and I and I think a lot
of times the Bible was misinterpreted in my

1117
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:56,800
you're lack of knowledge humble opinion.
Well yeah again, opinion one hundred percent

1118
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:01,159
opinion. But I do think like
I think that you know, Jesus was

1119
01:15:01,199 --> 01:15:04,920
trying to tell you be like me. Not I am the way, but

1120
01:15:05,039 --> 01:15:11,239
be like me, you know,
be like Mike. Yes, wah,

1121
01:15:11,279 --> 01:15:15,119
All right, we'll take a moment. A couple of very very famous actors

1122
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:20,119
have had a riff for years,
and we'll see if Doug, you may

1123
01:15:21,039 --> 01:15:24,319
possibly know more about this. You
are a film guy, I am,

1124
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:28,800
So we will get into that next
but first Leo's has your sweet tooth covered.

1125
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:33,399
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1126
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1127
01:15:40,239 --> 01:15:44,159
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1128
01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:46,920
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1129
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:50,920
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1130
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1146
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And this guy, he's in Forrest
Cup. Yeah, it is Michelle

1147
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:29,079
Phillips, eighty years old today.
Bring her in, baby. He actually

1148
01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:35,760
looks pretty good. I saw a
what's the documentary idea something Canyon and it's

1149
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:44,199
uh, it's hosted by uh Bob
Dylan's son, Jacob Dillon does most of

1150
01:17:44,239 --> 01:17:47,239
the interviews and stuff, and it's
uh, it's really good. It's about

1151
01:17:47,279 --> 01:17:50,399
like music from that area. And
I forget that canyon what the fuck is

1152
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:55,880
the name of But anyway, you
got to start with Bob Dylan with Bob

1153
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:59,680
Dylan. He tells a story that
Bob Dill needed studio players and it was

1154
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,560
it Nashville and somebody was sick and
they told Charlie he could play for one

1155
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,880
day, and uh, you know, that's it, and Bob asked who

1156
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:10,159
he was and he goes, all, he's all done. He goes,

1157
01:18:10,159 --> 01:18:15,760
no, bring him back tomorrow.
And the canyon in the game some work

1158
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:20,399
and Tully got going. I saw
him before he died at De Lago.

1159
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:26,119
Charlie Daniels. Yeah, not Bob
Dylan. Yeah, Bob still life,

1160
01:18:26,199 --> 01:18:30,800
Yeah, Bob still life kicking.
Yeah still He gave how much paid homage

1161
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,439
to uh Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan
who helped out with her his career.

1162
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:36,680
Wow, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, I

1163
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:41,880
love those kind of stories. You
always like nobody, nobody does anything in

1164
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:45,920
a bubble. That's the real thing, and so it's always somebody who helped

1165
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,399
you out a little bit. And
that's where I was starting to say earlier

1166
01:18:48,439 --> 01:18:51,359
when we were talking about would you
put a venmore or PayPal on the sign?

1167
01:18:53,159 --> 01:18:57,800
I always think like I'd rather see
a hand up than a hand out,

1168
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:01,960
which is sounds maybe to some as
a conservative thing, but I always

1169
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:06,640
loved habitat for humanity, And to
me, the proof is in the stats.

1170
01:19:08,079 --> 01:19:12,239
You know, when you had a
vested interest in building the house or

1171
01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:15,279
painting, you had to put some
sweat equity into this house that you were

1172
01:19:15,319 --> 01:19:18,640
getting. And they showed, like
I think the graduation rate of kids who

1173
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,760
grew up in those houses, it's
ninety eight percent, and just all these

1174
01:19:23,279 --> 01:19:27,039
really amazing things that went on to
college and all, and it changed people's

1175
01:19:27,079 --> 01:19:30,640
lives. But you had to put
and there's my only here's my thing.

1176
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,439
You have to work at something.
It's not the work someone, it's the

1177
01:19:33,479 --> 01:19:38,920
real satisfaction you get from working well, from from going this is my home,

1178
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,880
and I take pride in it,
and I'm working on it, working

1179
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:44,359
on it. Right. I'm not
saying a job necessarily, but I'm saying,

1180
01:19:44,399 --> 01:19:46,199
you take I work at my painting
zone, you take the ones you

1181
01:19:46,239 --> 01:19:48,920
make fun of it, yeah,
the fingerpainting. Yeah. No. But

1182
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:54,119
I'm saying, but you take pride
in building it, keeping your yard,

1183
01:19:54,199 --> 01:19:57,720
doing that sort of thing. There's
something about that that's a real satisfaction.

1184
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,520
That to me is real self esteem, you know. I mean, there

1185
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,159
was a video yesterday an accomplishment,
right, There was a video yesterday we

1186
01:20:03,239 --> 01:20:09,640
played of these guys that lured a
guy out of Geneseo opposing as a thirteen

1187
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:12,239
year old girl and he was going
to meet this thirteen year old girl and

1188
01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:16,560
he shows up at the Walmart somewhere
I think in Rochester and to me,

1189
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:21,279
they make a mistake of hitting the
guy like they're punching him and that's gonna

1190
01:20:21,319 --> 01:20:25,439
get you a salt. And the
fact that you're not the police that did

1191
01:20:25,439 --> 01:20:28,239
this, that rope them in,
there's all kinds of legalities that could go

1192
01:20:28,279 --> 01:20:30,479
wrong, And I'm like, that's
a lot of work to get somebody.

1193
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,840
It's a lot of work. And
I don't think you're ever going to be

1194
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,800
able to root all these people out, unfortunately. But what I think you

1195
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:41,840
could do is try to build self
esteem and a kid where they're not looking

1196
01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:46,000
for any stranger online to correspond with
and you know, talk about the dangers

1197
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,640
of it. Give them something,
but give him a reason to feel better

1198
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:51,760
about themselves by doing a little work, playing a sport, getting the fuck

1199
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:56,239
out of the house around. That's
a big deal, Dougie. It is

1200
01:20:56,239 --> 01:21:00,960
a big deal. Big in sports. Henry Winkler. Henry Winkler, Tom

1201
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:04,239
Hanks and Tom Hanks apparently have had
a bit of a beef. Did you

1202
01:21:04,279 --> 01:21:09,079
know Tom Hanks was on Happy Days
years ago? Did not know this.

1203
01:21:09,199 --> 01:21:13,079
I just saw that. I remember
it from years ago. Really he was.

1204
01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:16,159
He thought he was bullied by Phansie
and he grows up and he becomes

1205
01:21:16,159 --> 01:21:20,279
this kung fu artist and he hunts
him down and he wants a shot at

1206
01:21:20,319 --> 01:21:27,520
him, and Panzi says okay,
and Panzi has just got a humanitarian award

1207
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:32,439
in Milwaukee wherever they were, and
uh hey, and Tom Hanks kicks him

1208
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:38,199
and he flies out of Arnold's through
the window and then comes back in and

1209
01:21:38,319 --> 01:21:41,479
grabbed Tom Hanks and you know,
I'm sorry I did that, And that's

1210
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,840
when they end shaking hands. Why
I remember this as a kid, don't

1211
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,079
ask me. But Tom Hanks was
on that. He was also on the

1212
01:21:46,119 --> 01:21:49,600
Love Boat. Tom Hanks very early
career, obviously, But go ahead.

1213
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:54,640
Well it's just weird because when you
think of Henry Winkler and you think of

1214
01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:59,039
Tom Hanks, I really think there
are probably two of the nicer guys in

1215
01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:04,840
Hollywood. You think so Turner and
Hooch, Tom Hanks was was in it.

1216
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:11,000
Yeah, I remember Henry Winkler was
to be the director. Henry Winkler

1217
01:22:11,119 --> 01:22:16,720
got fired thirteen days into it.
And now it's been believed that Tom Hanks

1218
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:21,159
had something to do with that,
because supposedly they were scouting a place in

1219
01:22:21,199 --> 01:22:25,680
Carmel, California, or doing whatever, and a woman came running out of

1220
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:30,600
a store and she went, hey, Funds, and he came. When

1221
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,039
he walked over, he said,
and you know Tom Hanks, And of

1222
01:22:32,039 --> 01:22:38,119
course you know Tom Hanks. And
I guess maybe that was early Tom's I

1223
01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:41,680
don't know why. Somebody said they
felt like Tom felt slighted. And then

1224
01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:45,079
when he got fired, this one
pa on the set said that moment in

1225
01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:48,359
Carmel was all it took. So
I but it doesn't. It seems like

1226
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,720
that's ridiculous. But Henry's the one
telling the story. He goes, look,

1227
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:56,439
we've been cordial to each other whenever
we've seen each other, but maybe

1228
01:22:56,479 --> 01:22:58,960
there was something that happened on the
Happy Day set they carried over to the

1229
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,920
Turner Hood set. I don't know. Well, you know that Michael J.

1230
01:23:01,039 --> 01:23:05,439
Fox wasn't the original cast for Back
to the Future. Yes, yeah,

1231
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:11,479
Eric thirteen days or two weeks whatever
into filming. They had to reshot

1232
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:15,479
everything. Yeah, everything, and
he and that Michael did a great job

1233
01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:17,439
with that. Yeah. Yeah.
Did you ever like when you when you

1234
01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:23,239
were a kid and you watched Happy
Days, did you did you want to

1235
01:23:23,239 --> 01:23:29,359
be part of the Cunningham family.
No, you didn't, not that I

1236
01:23:29,399 --> 01:23:33,039
remember now. I don't remember being
all that funny, but it was something

1237
01:23:33,039 --> 01:23:36,439
to watch. It was something to
watch. I did want to be adopted

1238
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:42,079
by mister Drummond. I did because
that looks so fucking cool to me.

1239
01:23:42,319 --> 01:23:46,520
They had all the everything penthouse,
they were this. Yeah, I wanted

1240
01:23:46,520 --> 01:23:49,560
to be I think Tod Bridge is
the only one that's alive, Tom Bridges.

1241
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:53,560
Todd Bridges is the only one that's
alive. He is the only one

1242
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:57,279
that's alive that's there. Or I
used to enjoy and I always work in

1243
01:23:57,319 --> 01:24:00,640
mindy. I like for a while
like that was a good show. But

1244
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:04,640
no sitcom family that you thought I
could be part of that sitcom family.

1245
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:08,800
I have to think about that for
no sitcom fany maybe the family guy,

1246
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,920
but that's animated. But yeah,
yeah, yeah, well that was you

1247
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:19,840
would fit into that. Yeah how
about this one? Yeah, were you

1248
01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:24,479
doing this last night. No,
no, no, no, these were

1249
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:29,560
TV things. We didn't use any
of these all oh riffs. Was just

1250
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:34,439
watching Arnold Schwarzinger's documentary and him and
uh, is that the docuseries? Yeah,

1251
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:38,359
watched all that. Yeah, it
was good. I thought it was

1252
01:24:38,399 --> 01:24:41,840
pretty good too. I mean Arnold's
intent. Arnold to me, Arnold is

1253
01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:45,439
like, I go, man won
in a billion. I thought he really.

1254
01:24:47,079 --> 01:24:50,840
God, it's like I didn't give
a fuck. He was going to

1255
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:55,439
do it. Yeah, you know, so he was brilliant because he went

1256
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:59,000
and bought real estate. So he's
a multi millionaire when he's trying to get

1257
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,840
these leading role actor jobs. And
how about when the the who was the

1258
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,600
director? That was a great scene. God, actually I wish I had

1259
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:09,279
the audio of this. It was
a funny. It made me laugh.

1260
01:25:09,319 --> 01:25:12,479
He goes into the director, who
was a little short Italian guy, and

1261
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,000
Arnold comes in there with his agent, and I guess the guy said something

1262
01:25:16,039 --> 01:25:19,920
to him and Arnold said big words
for little man with a big desk,

1263
01:25:21,239 --> 01:25:25,560
and the guy flipped out. He
was in that documentary and the guy like

1264
01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:30,199
kicked him out or whatever. And
then later on they were doing he wound

1265
01:25:30,319 --> 01:25:32,880
up being the director on a movie
that Arnold was cast in, and I

1266
01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:36,920
don't know if they hired him later
after getting the cast together a producers maybe,

1267
01:25:38,399 --> 01:25:41,600
and he came up and Arnold,
he came to him and said,

1268
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:45,760
you are the Terminator or whatever it
was, whatever the movie was. So

1269
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,560
it kind of came around. But
I think the guy threw him out your

1270
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,840
accents too. Think he goes,
you have an accent too. A little

1271
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:53,479
man with a big desk, right, that was Hercules. I believe,

1272
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,560
Oh it might have been. It
might have been dubbed him for the first

1273
01:25:56,560 --> 01:26:00,319
one. Yes, because I think
the guy said you are Hercules. He

1274
01:26:00,359 --> 01:26:02,119
goes, you are Hercules like,
and he goes, that was the greatest

1275
01:26:02,119 --> 01:26:05,840
compliment I could have gotten. But
you gotta go, I mean, what

1276
01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:12,800
a ballsy, ballsy motherfucker. Maybe
to his own detriment, I don't know.

1277
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:16,720
I say that because you have that
like. Jesse Ventura says, he's

1278
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,560
very smart. I'm sure he is. Well. Look and they offered him

1279
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:25,079
while he's doing Predator. He went
to Terminator two and Jesse goes, he

1280
01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:27,199
goes, Arnold says, I'm not
gonna do it. He goes, what

1281
01:26:27,239 --> 01:26:29,680
they're offering you? All this money. He goes, I'm gonna just wait

1282
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:32,319
and it's gonna be ten times as
much. Yeah, it took so long

1283
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:36,560
for Terminator two, but it worked
out fantastic. Yeah. But even his

1284
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:43,640
whole foray into politics, and like
when he ran for governor and it was

1285
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:47,399
almost like he did a pretty good
job. People seem to be somewhat pleased.

1286
01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:53,600
California wasn't what company is now Because
were you living there then? Yes?

1287
01:26:53,640 --> 01:26:56,840
And yeah, did I vote for
him? I was reading the paper

1288
01:26:56,880 --> 01:27:00,159
at that time going to work.
I was taking the train out Pasadena in

1289
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:04,199
a place called Pleasures, and I'm
like, start reading the paper and I

1290
01:27:05,279 --> 01:27:11,720
read that was reading what Arnold was
planning in the hype and he doesn't know

1291
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:15,720
this much, and he wouldn't give
straight answers. He would just do roundabout.

1292
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,479
You know. He did a lot
of like movie clips. But then

1293
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:23,439
he was almost like he did he
he immersed himself in whatever he was doing,

1294
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:26,279
and I guess I really sort of
turned around. He had that cigar

1295
01:27:27,039 --> 01:27:30,920
lounge or something in the summit tent
where everybody would just be relaxed, and

1296
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,439
he would ask After a while,
he didn't think he was doing good,

1297
01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:36,319
so he would ask Democrats and Republicans. He really didn't care, right what

1298
01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:41,439
you for. Let's just let's make
it better. Let's and uh he said.

1299
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:44,880
Once he started doing that, things
did get better. And there was

1300
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:48,039
a huge strain. I couldn't even
imagine the strain and his family and made

1301
01:27:48,239 --> 01:27:51,880
that's the thing. Yes, you
gotta be a cocky, cocky motherfucker.

1302
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:55,880
And I heard a story that I
was hoping was in the documentary, but

1303
01:27:56,279 --> 01:28:00,520
it was not. He had to
have open hearts, sir, within the

1304
01:28:00,560 --> 01:28:04,560
past five years. I think,
Uh, well, he was still married

1305
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:12,600
at the time from one I remember, and he's Arnold said he was going

1306
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,439
to go down to them. He
was going to tell uh Maria that he

1307
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:20,680
was going to Mexico. He was
going to have the surgery and then recuperate

1308
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:24,960
on the beach and then come home. But not tell anybody that he had

1309
01:28:25,039 --> 01:28:29,479
open surgery, Like, oh fuck
does Arnolds that was the story, like

1310
01:28:30,479 --> 01:28:33,520
or maybe he was separated so there
wasn't anybody, but you would normally tell

1311
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:39,079
your ex wife and the mother of
your children. But what's the best part

1312
01:28:39,159 --> 01:28:43,359
of the documentary too? Another great
part of that documentary that that will not

1313
01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:50,439
be talked about except I can't not
notice this. I can't imagine Arnold's kids,

1314
01:28:51,399 --> 01:28:55,720
the one he had with the housemaid, Yeah, jacked, working out,

1315
01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:58,159
doing all the stuff. I don't
think they showed the other, the

1316
01:28:58,159 --> 01:29:02,520
one with Maria like that son.
Yeah, no, he's like skiddy.

1317
01:29:03,079 --> 01:29:06,600
And it just made me laugh because
I go one, Well, I think,

1318
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:12,520
I think here's here's always my thing, like, well, did you'll

1319
01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:15,479
think Bill Moran come out? That'd
be unbilified. They want to be in

1320
01:29:15,600 --> 01:29:18,840
Rochester with you. The people that
come from If you look at anybody who

1321
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:24,880
had great success, there are kids
that got into the same thing. Often

1322
01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,600
don't rise to the same potential.
There are some Ken Griffy Senior. Ken

1323
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:31,920
Griffy Junior is a great example of
Junior's exceeded senior. But for the most

1324
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:35,279
part, you're not gonna exceed Arnold. I mean walk in his footsteps.

1325
01:29:35,279 --> 01:29:39,279
I mean you can go close.
I'm saying, like, and here's why

1326
01:29:39,319 --> 01:29:45,279
everything he's done, but here's why
you don't have the same desire to do

1327
01:29:45,359 --> 01:29:48,199
it. Your life was easier because
of him, so you didn't have to

1328
01:29:48,439 --> 01:29:50,960
You had air conditioning, you know, I mean, as simple as silly

1329
01:29:50,960 --> 01:29:55,199
as that sounds, not that Arnold
didn't. But Arnold grew up in a

1330
01:29:55,319 --> 01:30:00,279
war torn country after World War Two
with men who were very upset over the

1331
01:30:00,319 --> 01:30:02,079
fact that they were on the losing
side of that war. They beat their

1332
01:30:02,119 --> 01:30:04,880
wives, they did all kinds of
shit, They drank, they were assholes.

1333
01:30:05,159 --> 01:30:09,319
That was a rough life. He
gets out of there lifting weights,

1334
01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:13,000
and then everything else after that he
figures out on his own, and he's

1335
01:30:13,039 --> 01:30:15,439
just driven, driven, driven because
if I can get here, I can

1336
01:30:15,439 --> 01:30:16,439
get there. If I get here, I can get there. And it

1337
01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:20,479
was an amazing to me. I
gotta watch that again. But now,

1338
01:30:20,520 --> 01:30:29,279
look, you had you had a
child with a Kennedy privilege, right,

1339
01:30:29,399 --> 01:30:32,560
I'm gonna say easier, like access
to more stuff by these generations. Joe

1340
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,439
Kennedy built this empire. Maybe he
used mafia money, I don't know,

1341
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:39,520
but everybody after that has had a
pretty good run. A bunch of bootleggers,

1342
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:43,239
right, Okay, so you got
that, and then you have a

1343
01:30:43,359 --> 01:30:46,800
child with a woman who cleans houses
for a living. I think you would

1344
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:53,039
rap it or be smarter. I'm
I'm not gonna judge Arnold, right because

1345
01:30:53,199 --> 01:30:57,199
I don't. This story's too good. I don't care. It's a fascinating

1346
01:30:57,239 --> 01:31:00,720
experiment. Again in my mind,
much like standing on the Stay Street corner

1347
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:03,520
with help my dad keep me off
the pole of my famly PayPal. If

1348
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,640
I look at these two kids,
I'm thinking, yes, both kids.

1349
01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:12,239
I'm sure Arnold he's in both their
lives. He's in their lives or makes

1350
01:31:12,319 --> 01:31:15,079
access to them. He goes and
works out with the one boy. So

1351
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:20,079
if that's the case, then why
is that kid? Did he not have

1352
01:31:20,159 --> 01:31:24,039
it as privilege? Like did mom
say, look, Arnold, I don't

1353
01:31:24,039 --> 01:31:26,760
want you paying for my house.
I've worked my ass off. He needs

1354
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:29,840
to learn this is how we grow. This is it. But meanwhile,

1355
01:31:30,039 --> 01:31:33,399
over there in the mansion drive and
you know the latest portion of Guyenne is

1356
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:38,079
I'm just saying, I wonder if
that's a piece of it. I'm sure

1357
01:31:38,359 --> 01:31:41,880
they did have a car at some
point, or you know how much they're

1358
01:31:41,960 --> 01:31:45,680
Kennedy's for fuck's sake, Yes you
think. But when they got divorced,

1359
01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:50,079
do you think Maria is not going
to be given all the Yes, well,

1360
01:31:50,159 --> 01:31:54,439
I'm sure there was a It's an
easier life, It's all I'm saying,

1361
01:31:54,520 --> 01:31:56,720
Yes, it is. And I
think if your mom was cleaning houses,

1362
01:31:56,880 --> 01:31:59,239
she's a little more humbled, and
she may want to humble you a

1363
01:31:59,279 --> 01:32:02,239
little bit as well. Sure,
knowing all the access and seeing what can

1364
01:32:02,279 --> 01:32:05,760
happen with the fame. Hey,
speaking of cleaning house, Yeah, are

1365
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:09,920
we going to clean house June twentieth. We're cleaning house June twentieth. My

1366
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:13,079
friend, it's going to be a
remedy. Remedy, remedy. I got

1367
01:32:13,079 --> 01:32:15,399
an ad we gotta do. I
have other problems that we'll talk about off

1368
01:32:15,439 --> 01:32:17,079
air. With that. We're still
no, no, no, no,

1369
01:32:17,119 --> 01:32:20,159
we're doing this. Finger lakes,
Yeah, finger lakes, you got it?

1370
01:32:20,399 --> 01:32:24,359
Fingerlikes racetracks. You know what?
I played this slats the other day.

1371
01:32:24,399 --> 01:32:30,920
Three prunes coming up? What please
do that joke out stage? Please

1372
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:34,800
do that joke on stage. Yes, it will be the twentieth. Come

1373
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:38,920
in, it's at Remedy. You
come right into the club, grab it.

1374
01:32:39,119 --> 01:32:43,399
They'll have drink specials. We'll do
the podcast there first, and if

1375
01:32:43,399 --> 01:32:45,640
you want to join the podcast,
you can. It's not it's kind of

1376
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:49,880
hard to hear what we're saying on
there unless you're got headphones on there sitting

1377
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,960
with us. Uh. And then
we'll do the comedy show from seven to

1378
01:32:54,039 --> 01:32:57,199
nine. It'll be me, it'll
be Doug Phelps, and it will be

1379
01:32:57,319 --> 01:33:00,520
Gary Owns, greg Os excuse me, the other guy. Yeah, yeah,

1380
01:33:00,800 --> 01:33:02,800
Craig. Wow. It would be
nice. If I knew who's on

1381
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:06,079
the show, then it would be
there Greg, probably in another universe.

1382
01:33:06,159 --> 01:33:12,920
Yeah, so Greg, Greg is
Uh, I you can do everything.

1383
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:15,359
I gotta start practicing. I got
to move the blanket. Oh can we

1384
01:33:15,399 --> 01:33:18,960
get another practice video? How about
I'll do a practice video. You do

1385
01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:25,319
a practice video. We could do
all. That's funny. Every video I've

1386
01:33:25,319 --> 01:33:29,199
seen you talk about the comedy,
you start giggling because I know you're thinking

1387
01:33:29,279 --> 01:33:35,079
that, which is fine, Which
is fine. I can't help it's so

1388
01:33:35,119 --> 01:33:39,680
surreal. It's all right, it's
all right. It was Yeah, it

1389
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:45,600
was very surreal. It was the
It was the tugy French famous blanket fly

1390
01:33:45,720 --> 01:33:49,840
out of the way, are you
now? I do have a question.

1391
01:33:50,199 --> 01:33:55,199
Who will be attending from the Phelps
family? Oh? My dad, yes,

1392
01:33:56,960 --> 01:34:03,039
my cousin Karen on my great cool
side hopefully, my cousin Laurie right,

1393
01:34:03,239 --> 01:34:06,279
Uh, some other people. I
had somebody come up to me the

1394
01:34:06,279 --> 01:34:11,720
bar Sunday at the Whiskey River,
Yeah, and just praising us. So

1395
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:17,640
she loves a listening and uh,
so funny and yeah she's married. Yeah

1396
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:19,680
so, but I just thanked her. I mean I was busy, but

1397
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:23,800
I wanted you know, it's nice
to hear this. Yeah, every now

1398
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:27,199
and then, I want to run
into people that that's great, that's awesome,

1399
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:30,079
that's a that's a good thing.
Is a good thing. Yes,

1400
01:34:30,199 --> 01:34:33,720
people enjoy Dougie Phelps and you the
Bill Murray Show, The Billified. Uh,

1401
01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:36,800
yes, So we'll be out there
and uh, we're gonna have a

1402
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:42,319
little more information on that, but
it'll be me you Greg and Greg very

1403
01:34:42,319 --> 01:34:46,680
funny Gregg on a Thursday. On
a Thursday, kick off your weekend right

1404
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:49,239
and get right into it. Maybe
earn a little bit of money by playing

1405
01:34:49,239 --> 01:34:53,920
the slots either before or after the
show. Yeah, great cocktail specials.

1406
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:58,039
Remedy is a really really cool space. And uh, I'm looking forward to

1407
01:34:58,079 --> 01:35:00,439
doing this me too. I'm actually
very excited about this. I've been written

1408
01:35:00,439 --> 01:35:03,800
some new material, Yeah, I've
been writing. Yeah, I've written.

1409
01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:08,079
Have I written I think a bunch
of new stuff. Yeah. Yeah,

1410
01:35:08,319 --> 01:35:12,000
Well I'm going to use something pepper
and around things I know work that way.

1411
01:35:12,319 --> 01:35:14,720
I'm going to use some of the
stuff I used in the contest last

1412
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:19,600
year, like I'm teaching my nephew
about sex. Yeah, that I wouldn't

1413
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:24,039
do that. No, why I
don't remember it? Okay, well good,

1414
01:35:24,159 --> 01:35:28,239
I'm just saying it. I'm just
saying that it will make jo.

1415
01:35:28,720 --> 01:35:31,439
I love the jack rabbit joke.
I love there. Is that a closer

1416
01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:33,760
or is that an open in the
beginning? Yeah, that's a that's a

1417
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:36,760
good one. I get some going
to talk about my parents. Yeah,

1418
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:41,880
I think with them there, Yeah, of course. Okay, So how

1419
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:46,039
do you think that will go over? Fine? They can't. Yeah,

1420
01:35:46,439 --> 01:35:50,640
yeah, will jump up of his
rascal. Now they have a rascal.

1421
01:35:50,720 --> 01:35:57,520
That's my boy. I'm not disappointed
anymore. Thanks dad. I hope your

1422
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:00,319
dad knew we were kidding. Yes, of course he does. I don't

1423
01:36:00,319 --> 01:36:01,680
know, Yeah he does, all
right. Well, he wasn't upset about

1424
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:04,880
his Funne role either, you don't
think No, And I said to the

1425
01:36:04,920 --> 01:36:09,840
other Funnell, well he could you
know the elves stuff and all that.

1426
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:16,760
Yes, we'll close it out.
Yeah we're dying. You're dying of joking.

1427
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,359
Funner, all of the funeral,
the funne, all of the funeral,

1428
01:36:19,479 --> 01:36:24,840
and we'll see you on June twentieth, Thursday at Finger Legs Racetrack and

1429
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:30,000
Casino in remedy for Dougie Phelps.
I'm Bill Moran, see you tomorrow.

1430
01:36:30,279 --> 01:36:32,800
Didn't know what to do. I'm
trying a TV don't do the letter to

1431
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:34,920
you, dang