Now they are saying, hey, if you're illegal and you need sex change,
we got you. Boh my god, we're gonna cover that too.
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it. We have to address this Jlo thing because people are pissed off at
me for daring to diss Jlo's dress yesterday. There were a lot of people
that agreed with you yesterday. They didn't like the dress. Well it wasn't
the listen. I saw one picture because I don't give a crap about the
Golden Gloves full disc like I like looking at the dresses though I like it,
and I usually do too, but I just could not bring myself to
to care yesterday. But I did see the one picture that you showed us
of her dress, and it looked like the wrap thing was part of it.
Too many, it was too much tacos band, too much tap at
the roses, and it just reminded me of that says it's like a fallopian
tube. It just it looked like a lot of like woman parts all over,
you know what I mean. I just couldn't so anyways, I thought
it was part of the dress. Now when she took that thing off and
other pictures. After I saw yes, I was like, all right,
well the dress itself was just a simple pink dress. Yeah, I like
the dress. So I I don't want to have to apologize here, because
listen, I'm I am one to apologize when I when an apology needs to
be made. But when it comes to j Lo, not a fan,
not a fan, don't really care about the gold clubs, but man,
I had some backlash. Eshuy, people were pissed off about me. Yeah,
they weren't really happy. Oh my god, Daisy, I can't believe
it. Didn't like the dress. So anyways, I actually liked the whole
get up. I liked the I like the big, giant flat I liked
all of it. Yeah, well, you like the frill, you like
the you like the things, and I just I'm more of a simple gal.
I like the sympol like the Jennifer Aniston just plain old plays. I'm
more of that. That's more my style. So anyways, I didn't really
like and plus j Lo, I know she's exhausting over the top anyways,
but that so, I guess if you want to consider this an apology,
I didn't get I didn't see the whole picture, you guys, Now that
I see the whole picture. The dress itself was pretty dress she was it
was fine. Well. And speaking of dresses looking like woman parts, did
you see Jillian Anderson's dress which had actual vaginas embroidered all over it? Yeah?
Why are we doing this? Why? She says it's like part of
her brand education. And I don't know. Actually, the dress itself was
gorgeous. It was and you could see, yeah, far away, you
couldn't see it was all the embroidered stuff. It was beautiful. But then
when you got up close and you saw that that's what it was, and
I was like, like, why do you got to ruin a dress like
that? Right? It was like a monet. It's like, what are
you doing? Right? What? All? Right? So couple things to
mention right out of the gate. There's a big story right now about tunnel,
like a weird tunnel thing that was built under a synagogue in New York
City and like police had to come busting into the synagogue last night and there
was complete mayhem because a bunch of young Hasidic jew or Orthodox Jews. I
don't want to get the wrong Orthodox Jews. They these young members of the
synagogue were they had apparently built some tunnel underneath it. And the leaders of
that synagogue are super mad about it, and they're like, these guys should
pay a price, and they should they deserve some punishments. And they were
so mad about the construction workers trying to like fill in the tunnels. The
police had to get involved in. It was complete mayhem and chaos. And
I that's all I know about that story. But if you see, there's
some mayhem that happened. So they were Hasidic Jews built like young Hasidic Jews
building a tunnel. They had already built it, like it was a already
built tunnel, and it was discovered. I guess they were building it to
where to a bath house. Okay, I don't know the ins and outs
of all of that, right, but something about it seems very very sketch.
And so the leaders of that synagogue are very very mad. And there
was just an absolute riot that took place in there where police had to be
called and it was a bunch of people were dragged away in handcuffs and it
was crazy, all right. So that's happening. That's happening, and then
a couple of other interesting headlines because you, oh my god, California's health
plan, like their state health plan coverage coverage, already covers illegals, which
should infuriate everybody already everybody. Now they have decided to also under the California
state Health Coverage Plan, which California tax payers pay the bill for. Now
they are saying, hey, if you're illegal and you need sex change,
we got you. We're going to cover that too. I just it's unreal.
I mean, you guys pay for health care, you know how expensive
it is, especially like if you're self employed or whatever. I just it's
like a punch in the nads, you know when you hear this stuff.
I who is not pissed off about this? I just, oh my god.
I mean, like, my husband retired last year, and I like,
I just think of what we pay because we were on his health insurance.
Because you and I are self employed, I mean, my god,
you and I can't afford healthcare. Geez with people who are like this.
If you and I would have gone and gotten healthcare for ourselves, we would
have to get like for more jobs. Just oh my god, it're insane.
Yeah, right, so, I mean, like his health care,
it's it's absolutely astronomical. It is insulting that we are having to pay for
illegals to get free health care. I mean, if so, basically I
just have him go go into Mexico, become a Mexican citizen, come back,
and then just hop the border and then we can get free healthcare.
I'm so pissed off about this, and I like, you're such a racist,
Daisy. No, it's this is outrageous, it really is. It
really is just when you think it can't get worse. And then speaking of
trans people, uh, and you know, just look for this in a
country near you. Right in the UK, police are now allowing trans women
police officers to strip search female suspects as needed. So if you're a woman
and they are they suspect you of needed you need a strip search for whatever
reason. Now a trans like a dude who says, oh, yeah,
I'm a woman, I will do the strip search. That's fine. No,
so that's also happening. Hell no. And then there was another big
dump of information from the Epstein documents stuff which was very incriminating against Clinton,
Richard Branson, Prince Andrew, and Trump, and it's most of it comes
from the deposition, deposition of Sarah Ransom, who said, who alleged that
there are sex tapes between all kinds of girls and Richard Branson, Bill Clinton,
and Prince Andrew and that Trump also had sex with a whole bunch of
girls at Epstein's New York City penthouse and like was very specific about things sexually
that Trump likes. But that same woman recanted her entire account back in I
think twenty sixteen, said that she made up everything just to bring attention to
Epstein and how like shady he was. But then now today and you know,
this week, she's once again saying, well, yeah, I took
it back because my life was threatened. But yeah, it's all true.
So I have no idea what to believe. And I wouldn't get anybody's hopes
up about anything about this whole Epstein thinks my thing is going to come of
it? Nothing, nothing will come in. I won't believe anything until Jiselaine
says stuff. Why doesn't she just do that because she has nothing to lose.
Listen, I would if I were her, I'd be like, my
life sucks, I'm in jail and I'm going to leave something to humanity because
my life has been a complete waste. I'm a horrible human being for the
things that I've done. So to make amends and to maybe try to get
into heaven, I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna sing like a bird.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say all the things and tell who's been
on this island and what they did, and do it. Say all the
things, do it, and then if people kill me, I get killed.
Whatever, at least maybe I'll get to have That's what I would do
if I were her, Just do it, like, say the things,
come clean. Why doesn't she do that? I don't get it. Well,
she probably doesn't want to die. I mean she probably does fear for
her gonna die anyway, at least die and have a clean conscience. You
know, that's that would be me. But I'm not her, as I'm
not a madam, not a horrible, terrible human being. I didn't like
sex traffic young ladies, you know what I mean. Like, But that's
if I were her, that's what I do. At least come clean,
tell it all, get all these people, like, just let it all
come down, let the whole nasty, you know, house of cars just
come tumbling down. That's what I would do, because we're never going to
know the truth until she talks, yeah, or unless there's like because there's
so much evidence that's been hidden away, and now there's calls on the FBI
to release a bunch of stuff that they have, it's never going to happen.
I just don't have a single lock of faith when anything is going to
come from this. So that's why I don't even I don't like spending a
whole big bunch of time on it, on all the details, because what's
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today. You guys have probably heard. We didn't mention it yesterday because honestly,
I did not expect the story to explode the way that it has.
But you probably heard that Lloyd Austin Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin was in ICU for
four days last week and apparently nobody knew about it, which is not okay.
And so now that story is not easing up. And there were a
bunch of reporters in the gaggle yesterday pressing John Kirby and KJP about this and
the fact that he kept it secret. They want to know what did Biden
know when did he know it? Because apparently Biden had no idea that his
Defense secretary was sick or in the hospital, and it's all due to complications
from an elective procedure. Nobody knows what that procedure is apparently, so there's
lots of questions about that. So here are reporters pressing John Kirby specifically about
what the elective surgery was and if Biden knows about it. Does the President
know what elective surgery the secretary had, even though the American people don't know,
And does he know what his current symptoms are and his current health condition
is. I know that the President had an opportunity to talk to Secretary Austin
a couple of days ago. We should well get the conversation, and I
don't know the level of the President's personal knowledge of his medical situation, and
then that would really be between the two men. Your question about that elective
procedure is really better directed to the Pentagon, not to US. I want
to make sure, I put a fork in my answer to you. There
is no plans or anything other than for Secretary of Austin to stay in the
job and continuing the leadership that he's been exued, that he's been demonstrating.
So that's the first part. And then they were asked about the transparency aspect,
because it's one thing for them to not tell America, but like to
not have each other no to not what's their protocol for if if Biden gets
sick, which is a really legit question considering there's a gajillion wars going on.
Yeah, not having a functional defense secretary kind of a peaceful he's sixth
in line to the president. He never this is unprecedented. This has never
happened before. Right, So here's the question about transparency, John, given
the delaying in disclosing this, did Secretary Austin meet the president's own standard of
transparency? And is the White House committed if President Biden had to have some
kind of medical procedure, he is the White House committed to releasing that information
to the public in a very timely manner. Well, on the second question,
and you're a little out of my lane, that's really but I don't
want to speak for Green, but I think answers yes. I mean,
answer is absolutely yes. He's transparent as possible. I mean, the president
has always put transparency at the center of his administration from the beginning, and
obviously that's what we're going to continue to do. So we're gonna get you
to be transparent. Obviously the Apartment of Defense will have more about the more
to speak to HI about their vertival. I just don't have anything bad specifically
on that. They're such liars. Yeah, they're total liars. If Biden
doesn't fire him, it's gonna make Biden look bad. And I don't know
how much worse he could look, how he could possibly look any worse,
right, But I mean, this is the thing. He looks so incompetent
for not knowing where the hell he was, and if he doesn't, I
mean he's right now it looks like he's not going to fire him. He's
like, all right, it's totally fine. I had no idea where he
was. Thumb up my butt. I mean, he has no clue.
He doesn't know where what his people are doing, what's going on. This
administration is so completely inept in all the ways in every facet right, But
I mean, to save a little face, he should be like, oh
my god, this was unacceptable. You fuy it right? He won't and
I don't. Yeah, I don't think he's gonna do it. And apparently
even Lloyd Austin's deputy secretary had no idea, and like she was on vacation
or I mean, it was literally no one was running the ship. I
heard that she had the flu. Oh my god. I heard she had
the flu. And I'm like, oh my, so what Wow? It's
like who cares? I mean, my god, I can't. In corporate
America, people get sickle. They still know what the hell's going on.
You work from home. I can't. I can't. So this just shows
you how completely messed up we are. And I this is the military,
you guys like I there's She's just supposed to be rigid and structured and organized.
I I just I'm looking at this and I'm like, what can you
imagine if this were Trump? Could you imagine if it were Bush? Could
you imagine? Like heads I would be ruled. Everybody would be freaking out.
They would be the news networks, like all the mainstream media would be
losing their minds like having a heyday with this. It would never it would
never happen. Plus, do you feel safe? Do you know the safe
question? Because look at all the crap that's happening in the world and all
the wars and everything we are we should be on heightened alert. This guy
should be working all the time, and if he's not working, everybody should
know where he is. I just I don't feel safe. Well. Jd.
Vance was on a new show being asked about this, and he had
very strong opinions on the matter. Do you think it's time for mister Austin
to resign? Biden apparently is not going to fire him. The question is
should Austin resign because a lot of this stuff comes from Austin's own office,
which was shall we say, miscalculating. Look, he absolutely should resign.
He should be fired by the President of the United States, and barring that,
the Congress has to look into this. There are so many problems here,
so many unanswered questions. Did we have a breakdown in our nuclear deterrence?
Of course the Secretary Defense is a major part of that. We're not
what four days where we haven't seen the Secretary of Defense. We should actually
check in and make sure you know, God forbid, we don't have a
weekend at Bernie situation with the world's most powerful military. He should resign.
This is disgraceful. Again, I've never seen anything like it. But beyond
him resigning, Larry, We've got to have a very very stark set of
questions to the Biden administration about who's actually in charge over there. If you
lose the Secretary of Defense for days, it suggests that the engine is running,
but nobody's behind the wheel. That is the story of the Biden administration
at a time of extraordinary chaos for the for the United States all across the
world. It's a big, big problem. Yeah, it's a big,
big problem. He won't step down. I don't think he'll step he won't
resign at all. These people are it's like they feel like they're above it
all. They don't have to. There's no accountability there. There's never been
for the past three years on anything. It's like they're not and Democrats aren't
calling for Democrats were like, no, this is fine. It's like business
as usual for us. This is is totally fine. I just wow.
And then when they ask Nancy Pelosi if she thinks he should be you know,
fired, or if he should resign. The answer is completely different as
you might expect. Here. She is do you feel still feel confident in
him serving as Secretary of Defense? Well, I'm a big fan of the
Secretary. I think he's done a remarkable job as Secretary of Defense. He
commends great respect. In fact, I was going to give him a call
this past week about something, and I thought I'll just do it when I
get back to DC. But that's really something up to him and the President
of the United States, because nobody knows better than the Secretary of Defense and
the commander in chief. I was gonna get all I'm going to call him
last week, but I didn't know where he was. He didn't answer.
It was really weird. He wasn't there. God, thank you to pick
up point. Yeah, I'm like an idiot. Ge. There's an unbelievable
story that Molly Hemingway posted yesterday and this is pretty extraordinary. So they're apparently,
uh, they're the re election campaign for Biden has started putting together these
off the record trips for journalists, specific political reporters and editors, and so
they get to go off and have these debriefs about what they are doing wrong.
According to the Biden campaign, Okay, this is unbelievable. This is
and as Molly states, and she's absolutely right, Democrat privilege includes having corporate
media one thousand percent in your pocket and being able to demand that they turn
up the propaganda even more. This is almost comical. China. This is
China, you guys. But listen, I'm the the mainstream media. It's
there is not a propaganda machine at all at the Democrat Party. No,
no, it's fine. I'll just wait over here while you convince yourself of
that. Oh my god, I know it wasn't coming enough. Check out
two headlines. This is from I think the New York Times in Bloomberg same
day. I believe the same day was within these last couple of days.
Look at this. Oh my god, the hell? So one of them
says. The Bloomberg headline for those listening and not watching, it says twenty
twenty four is the year of elections and that is a threat to democracy.
And the New York Times say elections are bad for democracy. Yeah, and
then these people, then these people will drone on and on and on about
how they want to save democracy. Okay, how about you? How about
you? F off like you and you're like democracy, democracy, democracy,
Oh my god, and then Trump is gonna ruin. Just shut up,
shut up, don't talk to me about democracy. First of all, we're
a constitutional republic. I get so tired of that. Like they don't even
know what that is. I don't know what the constitution is. Oh my
god, these people, I'm insufferable. It's just increasible when they're just saying
these things out loud with no shame now you know, it's incredible, right,
and just sucking at the teet of the presidency thinking that that's okay.
And they called they dare to call themselves journalists. Oh my god, so
gross, amazing. But we were talking I think we were talking about this
yesterday like the or maybe it was offline. I can't remember, but I
know we had a conversation recently about the difference in the way that the January
sixth, that January sixth has talked about compared to the summer of twenty twenty,
right, and the summer of twenty twenty was absolutely insane. Biden spoke
at a Charleston I think it was Charleston some South Carolina church yesterday and he
was talking about, Yeah, Charleston, he was talking about the summer of
twenty twenty and the words that he used to describe that utter mayhem of the
summer of twenty twenty. It has to be to be believed. It is
coming right after the historic movement for justice in the summer of twenty twenty.
I signed the most significant police reform executive order in history. Historic movement for
justice. That's what twenty twenty was. That was a historic movement for justice.
Everybody. Oh my god. So I saw that twenty five people had
died in the riots. During the riots, so it was like eleven participating
in political demonstrations and fourteen other events linked to political unrest. So twenty five
people died, and that was a historic movement for justice, according to Joe
Biden. And think of the damage and the business loss. Oh, that
wasn't even like that doesn't even count the damage, like the just the amount
of money you know that, Oh my god, that went to just cleaning
up and all this stuff. I can't even get started on that. But
the lives loss five Yeah, and compare that to the big insurrection. Yes,
there's no comparison. Yeah, and it's going to be interesting because you
will never hear them during the election cycle this year talk about twenty twenty.
They won't talk about twenty twenty. They're just only going to talk about the
insurrection, right, or they're going to talk about it like Biden just did
and describe it as some historic justice movement. Right. It's total gaslighting,
Like that's what that is. Yep, Yeah, it's amazing. He also
had one of his famous Biden moments where he I think he was trying to
say the word government and then just ended up like landing on garments and it
just did not make any sense. Here he is in our time, there's
still the old ghost of new garments. We all need to rise to meet
the moment garments. That's close. Now, he was so close. He
was just so close. He was so so He also got some pro Gaza
pro Hamas Heckler's at this particular event. Now, I did edit this clip
in that the chance of the people that try to overpower the protesters start going
four more years, four more years, and they do it for forever,
and so I cut it. I cut that down so it's only like a
few seconds long. Instead of like a whole minute. That's the only way
that this has been edited, just so you know, that's all right,
that's all right, that's all right, thank you, thank you, thank
you. Look, folks, I understand the I understand their passion, and
I've been quietly working. I've been quietly working with the Israeli government to get
them to reduce and significantly get out of gossip, using all I can to
do. I'm sorry, excuse me, what I know. Maybe he's working
with the government to reduce their presence, and you don't say that in a
freaking church speech. Yeah, it's there's he is just he's a complete disaster
when it comes to this. It's just a total Just keep your mouth shut
right now. I know you're trying to appease and you're trying to pander to
your little protester people, but exactly, wow, maybe just shut up.
Oh my god, I thought you guys would get a kick out of this
clip from twenty sixteen where Biden is talking about hoping at that time, or
having hope, that his kids would end up at least one of his kids
would end up as a billionaire so that they could take care of him.
In his old age, and he goes on to describe and this is before
Bo's death. So he goes on to describe the occupations of each of his
kids at this time in twenty sixteen, and I think, what's her name
is a social worker. Bo of course was attorney general. But it's the
way that he describes Hunter's job that has people like, what listen to this?
A kid with my white Joe I said, I've dreamed of someday one
of my kids grew up to be a billionaire. Instead, one became an
attorney general, the other is in the refugee camps and outside of a mon
working for World Food Program, and the other one is a social worker.
I should have had one enterprising young Republican who became made a lot of money.
So when they put me in the home, at least have a window
with a view. You know. Interesting that he thinks it would take a
Republican to do that. Yeah right, Yeah, it's like our kids are
the ones who are enterprising and entrepreneurial's isn't that interesting how he does believe that?
Yeah, And I'm sorry, renal g camps. That's what Hunter was
doing. Hunter was in refugee camps outside of a mon what working for like
a World Food bank? What is happening? Somebody needs to explain that to
me. Can you imagine Hunter doing that? Is that? Is that where
he got his coke and the prostitutes? Is error? Because I don't.
I don't think so. I don't think we do that. I don't.
Somebody's gonna have to do some research on that. That was. That was
a weird one. Yeah. Trump made a comment yesterday that's getting a lot
of attention about magnets. Somebody's gonna need to translate this for meet this here
we go. What is he saying? You guys? It didn't work.
They had almost billion dollar cost over on on the magnetic elevators. Think of
it. Magnets. Now, all I know about magnets is this. Give
me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets. That's
the end of the magnets. Why didn't they use John Deere? Why didn't
they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I
like John Deere? Somebody was somebody was so mad. I can't remember who
it was that said they didn't take the whole clip of this, and so
they took it out of context, and they were like they were defending this
because it wasn't the whole clip and you can't do that blah, and they
were really mad that it wasn't. But if you sa hey, if you
put magnets in water, they stop working, that's not true. I know,
I know, I get it. I know. Somebody was Matt it's
an episode. I know somebody's really pissed off about it. And then there
was another person I saw on Twitter and I don't remember who it was,
saying that can we just find somebody other than one of these candidates to run
a country? Like why yeah? Out of three hundred and thirty you know,
I was Tom Elliott? Was it Tom Elliott? At all people in
the country, why is it? Why are we looking at Biden or Trump?
Well? I think he even posted that garment clip. He posted the
magnets and the garment clip of Biden's side by side, and he was like,
seriously, America, this is the best we can do. Yeah,
I mean it's and listen, like, I like Trump, but it is
a great question, you know, like, out of all the people in
the country like this, these are the two people that are like representing at
a representing all of us, not that I have. I think Trump Trump
is great, but it is a that is a it's a it's a good
question, you know what I mean. It's a good question that two two
really older dudes. You know. Again, I will say I like Trump,
but but those are two older I mean, surely there's somebody like in
their fifties or sixties, you know that, or even like early seventies,
you know what I mean, that would be that would be a really good
candidate. But we just have you know, nobody, nobody has come forward.
Oh I mean they're forward, they're just being ignored so or that you
know, or just there's not a lot of them though. You know,
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to a lot of people doing the speculating, right like, why is she
coming out of the woodwork all of a sudden, Why is she spending an
hour on podcasts? And she sat down on a podcast, I guess,
within the last few days to talk about all the goings on in the world
and the things that keep her up at night. What keeps me up are
the things that I know, the war in the region in too many readis
what is AI going to do for us? The environment? You know,
are we moving at all fast enough? What are we doing about education?
Are people going to vote? And why aren't people voting? Are we too
stuck to our phones? I mean, those are the things that keep me
up because you don't have control over them, and you wonder where are people?
Where are we in this? You know, where are our hearts?
What's going to happen in this next election? I am terrified about what could
possibly happen because our leaders matter, who we select, who speaks for us,
who holds that bullied pulpit. It affects us in ways that sometimes I
think people take for granted, you know the fact that people think that government,
you know, does it really even do anything? And I'm like,
oh my god, does government do everything for us? And we cannot take
this democracy for granted? And sometimes I worry that we do. Those are
the things that keep me up. So I heard Michelle Obama due so interesting
to me that the things that terrify her the most are the things that she
cannot control. MM. That that totally stuck out to me, like it's
that's such a commy thing to say. Well, but it's true though,
That's that's what everybody worries about, or the things that are out of our
control. But I think that the things that she wants to control are very
different than the things that I want to control. Well, she wants to
control the bully pulpit, right, she wants to control us. She wants
to control like me and my family. I don't want to do that with
other people, you know, I don't want to do that with you.
I don't want to do that with your families. I don't want to do
that with democrats. I don't want to do it. I just don't.
I want you to live your life and be happy and do your thing.
And I want to live my life and be happy and do my thing.
And I think generally that's how conservatives want to live. We just want to
be left the freak alone, you know, like that is what our founders
intended for our country. I don't want to control you, and I don't
want you to control me. That's how I feel. But I get the
sense that she wants to do that. She made it very clear that she
says government does everything for us, right, and that's the freaking problem.
And that is that is what democrats believe, that's what communists believe. That
is that's what they want. I don't want that. I just want my
freedom. That's what I want. I want freedom, and I want you
to leave me alone. And that is what And so that stuck out to
me, man, that's what terrifies her. I'm terrified of you wanting to
control me. Yeah. Yeah, well, And it's leading a lot of
people to speculate is this her way of skeoching in. There's I can't remember
who said it, but somebody said, the person that will or the party
that will win this election is the party that replaces one of the top candidate
in their party party. So whether Democrats replace Biden with someone or whether Republicans
replaced Trump with someone, that's who will win. And I don't remember who
said that, but that was what they said. And so now that Michelle
is making all these rounds, there's a lot of talk. Is this Michelle
like entering the potential field? Jesse Waters thinks kind of sounds like he thinks
that that is the case. But you'll hear from the other folks on the
five. They like, they grown and moan when he suggests it, which
I thought was really interesting. Here it is so I heard Michelle Obama do
an hour long podcast yesterday and she's talking about Gaza. She talking about the
border, she's talking about what keeps her up at night. And this maybe
even her saying, listen, I'm option too if the convention rolls around and
Joe hits his head again. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, But she's
putting herself out there as they say. I don't disagree with them, I
don't. I just don't know how she would. I don't know how she
would leave her cushy life to do that. Her life is so cush right
now, man, I mean, it's a lot of work to be present
and right now. I mean, let's face it, her husband's basically running
the country. So what if he knew if Secretary of Austin was sick?
Yeah, I know, right, maybe that's who Lloyd called. He's like,
listen, Obama, I mean, I see you. Yeah, And
it's like he just forgot Obama just forgot to tell everybody else. He's like,
I was just golfing. I forgot to tell everybody. So I don't.
I mean, Obama's basically running the show, So I don't know.
Maybe it's like she could be like, well, we could just co run
it for a fourth term. Yeah, so I don't. I mean,
I wouldn't rule it out, you guys. Weirder crap has happened. There's
still a lot of twenty twenty four to get through before we even get close
to the election, which seems crazy, but it's true. RFK Junior still
out there doing the campaigning, and he was asked recently about these states who
keep trying to remove Trump from their state ballots, which is absolutely insane and
absurd. And I'm super glad the Supreme Court is going to hear that,
because this is crazy that they're trying to take him off of the ballot.
It's the people's choice and we should get to vote for whoever we want to
vote for. And the fact that these states are trying this and then worrying
in the same breath saying Trump is a threat to democracy, I'm like,
do you not see what you're doing? They don't. It makes no sense.
But he was very, very pointed when asked his opinions about these states
trying to pull this off. What do you think about those efforts to take
the former president off the ballot based on an insurrection charge that he has not
been charged with. I think it's wrongheaded and I think it's counterproductive. I'm
not a fan of President Trumps. That's why I'm running against him, and
I'm confident that I'm going to beat him, and I don't want to beat
him on a planted playing field. I think the American people want to see
a fair fight, they want debates, they want real democracy. And as
you point out, I've read the decision and it makes no sense to me
that you can deprive an American citizen of this right un for president without ever
charging him with much less convicting him of insurrection. That seems to violate to
process. And it makes us look like a banana republic. And by the
way, I think it turns Trump into a kind of mythological figure. I
think it's very, very shortsighted, and it's just wrong. It's un American.
You know what it's like if you compare this whole thing to a sport.
I was thinking about this last night because on the plane coming back from
Costaca, I watched I can't remember what I am Tanya. I watched I
am Tanya. Oh I was not available. I wanted to see that.
Oh my god, it's so good. You've never seen it. No,
I've watched it twice. It's so fantastic. She got screwed, by the
way, and she's such, you know, trailer trash, and I love
her. But anyways, but I but I look at this whole situation and
I think, you know, it's if you compare it to a sport,
that it's what they're what they've done is unconstitutional. It's completely an American right.
But it's like what Galiley did to Nancy Carrigan. The Democrat Party is
Jeff Gliley and they're they're hitting Trump at the nee like he didn't actually do
it himself. I mean he like they basically got people to do it.
There are two other guys that did it, but they but they called it
galuleyed right, this is what we we know, Jeff Galiley. But they're
basically bashing him in the knees because they don't want a fair fight because they're
afraid of him, and so they don't. This is exactly what Kennedy is
saying, like if he he doesn't want it to be slanted, right,
he wants a square and that's what we want in America. We want a
fair fight. Okay. So they're galileeing this guy, which is not it's
it's not okay. No nobody wants that. Nobody wants it in America,
and everybody sees this happening, and it's pissing us off on the right.
Just make a fair fight. That's all we're asking for in America. Quit
galulying this guy, you know, and let us see the fair fight.
Let us see it play out. Yep. Biden on the border, there's
an old clip of him. I think he was either just about to be
president. I can't remember if this was on the campaign trailer, what but
this clip is resurfacing of what of this like tough talk that he was taking
against ICE agents. So instead of putting the blame on the illegals for crossing
and breaking the law, he was mister tough guy. Put him up about
punishing and having ICE agents face consequences for trying to arrest illegals who hadn't committed
a serious felony. And the fact that he is mister tough guy against the
complete wrong people, the people who are actually trying to protect the border.
I get why this is resurfaced is absolutely infuriating. We're not going to deport
anybody who in fact has not in this country committed a felony in this country
committed a felony. I would hold ICE agents accountable if in fact they stepped
over my executive orders, which is no arrest of anyone outside of their school.
How you change the culture, change the culture by saying you're going to
get fired, You're fired if in fact you do that. You only arrest
for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed. And I don't count
drunk and driving as a felony. Well, you know, look, you're
very absolutely even they were speechless, right like they were like, what,
okay? So I didn't Like in nineteen seventy two, that's when he there
was that car crash that involved his former wife, the wife that died in
that car crash, and his daughter, and he used to go around telling
everybody that the driver of the other truck or whatever was drunk, which was
a lie. He had to apologize about that. But I mean, I'm
sorry, are you suggesting that Biden lied? Yes? What are you saying?
I'm totally not just suggesting it. I'm saying that he's a complete and
utter liar. Yes, so he claimed the other driver was drunk, But
so was that? Like would he be okay with that? I'm trying to
understand. Is that like a misdemeanor? You know? Like what is that?
Because that to me would be a felony if in fact that was true
and he used to go around spewing that bullshit to everybody, would that be
a felony or a misdemeanor? Like he is a mess, This is a
total mess. He's a total mess. He had apologize for that. Like
in two thousand and nine when we started our site. I think it was
around the time we started it. But I mean, like he's saying that
that is not a felony. First of all, it's you break the law
by breaking into our kind of right, and then you break it again with
a dui and you're still it's fine. I'd give you a sex change operation
for free. What is happening? Like, I just cannot How can you
be on the side of this, How can you be on the side of
law breaking? I just I don't get it. Yeah, I don't.
I don't get it either. The Mayor of Chicago still bitching, still bitching
about your governor, very very upset with him, and says that Governor Abbot
is targeting black run cities. Forget that there's the sanctuary cities. He's targeting
black run cities. He's actually saying this out loud. Well, you know,
look, you're very You're absolutely right about the intentions of Governor Abbot.
He is attacking democratically ran cities and particularly cities that are being led by black
leaders or leaders of color. This is unconscionable. I mean, it's a
very raggedy approach and quite frankly, not only is it reckless and raggedy.
But it is evil spirited, and so what Raggedy's reckless and raggedy. I
what an idiot. It's reckless and raggedy, you guys. It is because
of course, maybe don't have a sanctuary city. Then got to pull the
race card because they got nothing else. I mean, it was so old
at this point, isn't it. I mean, it's just it is.
It is so old and so tired and so overdone and about it by it,
I'm exhausted and abbage should be too. I hope he's just like whatever,
dude, seriously. And then speaking of the border. Interestingly enough,
kat Kmak was telling Harris Faulkner that Mayorcis, who is facing impeachment proceedings,
was very threatening in a closed door meeting that and this was corroborated by other
people who were in that room. Here is her talking about it to get
rid of him. And let me remind you when behind closed doors we told
him you're you're getting ready to be impeached. He said, you're not gonna
lie. Who comes next? I asked him if that was a threat,
smile. This man is dangerous. He knows exactly what he's doing. And
he is two faced. We need to get rid of him. Now,
what did he mean, who comes next? Well, that was the big
question I asked him. I said, is that a threat? And he
just smiled, and I thought, this man knows exactly what he's doing.
This is one hundred percent by design. They want an open border crisis,
whether it is for action, whether it's for future votes as they work to
get rid of citizenship as a requirement for voting. We're not sure. But
he was very, very clear in what he said, and there were other
members in the room. So I will never forget that. And as we
go to impeach him for his negligence, for him destroying our national security and
eroding our national sovereignty, that will be top of mind. Yeah. I
wish somebody had gotten that on tape so we could play it over and over.
Perhaps we will when you guys go into session. God, it's like
he might as well just have a mustache. He's like, all right,
you can see that, sir, stupid frog face smile. Yeah, just
when she describes it, you can see it. Dude. It is pure
freaking evil man. Yeah, and he's trees and they need to get rid
of him. So they need to move. I don't know why these people
like our side of the aisle. They are taken so long, they are
dragging their freaking feet. Get them out of there. And I know she's
like, oh, we should be like he saying, you should be afraid
of who's next. We shouldn't be afraid of who's next. Impeach him too,
whoever, seriously, get him out of there. Get these swamp creatures
out of there. If they don't love the United States, if they're not
going to protect us, get them out. I'm so tired of this.
Like I wish people on our side of the aisle would like, buy a
set of balls. We pay him enough, buy the balls. If you
don't have them, buy them. I mean, seriously, so sick of
this crap. Speaker Mike Johnson was interviewed recently by a reporter who had not
done her homework, and he completely calls her on it, and it's awesome.
In twenty twenty one, you were the lawmaker who circulated the legal briefing
known as the Texas Amachus Brief, challenging the twenty twenty election outcomon a number
of states, which by CBS editorial standards, makes you an election denier.
That's not sense. Well, can I get you on the record on that.
I've always been consistent on the record. Did you read the brief?
Did you get a chance to read what we found with the Supreme Court?
Well, I have read extensively some criticisms of that. I read commentary about
the brief, but not what we submitted to the court. Did you recognize
that President Biden won the twenty twenty election? Can you just put President Biden
was certified as the winner of the election, he took the oath of office.
He's been the president for three years. The argument that we presented to
the Court, which is our only avenue to do so, was that the
Constitution was clearly violated in the twenty twenty election. It's Article two, Section
one, and anyone can google it and read it for themselves. The system
by which you choose electors to elect the president of the United States must be
done by the vidual states, and the system must be ratified with the state
legislatures. That is, language playing language have issues with the validity of the
twenty twenty election. The Constitution was violated in the run up to the twenty
twenty election. I love that he's so chill. He is very chill.
But I mean it's like I would have been like you ignorant slut, and
this is why I can't do his job. It's like, do you read?
Do you know how to read? Did you go to journalism school?
Do you know how to read? Lady? No, I don't. I
just know how to read other people don't read all the criticism about it to
come therefore I can talk about it freaking idiots. Yeah. Yeah, he's
not mad at Speaker Johnson right now because he is in negotiations currently with Democratic
leadership to get the spending bill finalized so that we don't have another government shut
down. And the spend bill that he apparently is negotiating is pretty much the
same as what Speaker McCarthy was ousted for negotiating. It's one point six to
brillion dollars, including a whole bunch of crap that nobody wants, and Chip
Roy is fed up with it, and he's right. But the fact that
they are actually talking at all, and maybe it's just Caitlin Collins at this
point, who knows, but that there is any discussion at all about ousting
Mike Johnson is there. There is I a lot am not deal, A
lot of discussion about I can't. I cannot, Yep, they're talking about
it a lot. Yeap here is a chip talking about the spending. Fact
the matter is, we're tired of the same old, same ble. We're
spending more money than we don't have. You know, we were trying to
reduce spending a year ago down to pre COVID level in fourteen seventy one.
Right now, we actually adhere to the caps that were embraced last year on
a bipartisan basis, majority of Democrat, majority of Republicans, and we would
only spend fifteen sixty two that's one point five to six two trillion. Instead,
another deal has been cut and it's going to be one point sixty six
trillion, which bust the caps and uses a bunch of gimmicks to backfill and
incre spending. So Americans are tired of that, so I oppose it.
It's just more of the same. And you know, I wish Speaker and
Jonathan weren't doing this. I'm very disappointed, and hopefully we can try to
figuret what we can do to change in the next few days. Well,
who do you hold responsible for it? Is it, Speaker Johnson? Well,
I mean his office is doing the negotiating, So I mean, that's
that's that's the deal. And if we end up doing this by suspension,
we're going to have to start calling him the suspension Speaker. I think we
should do regular order and we should try to get this done the right way.
But look, there's not going to be support, you know, across
the board among Republicans because a lot of us want to reduce spending, and
the American people send us here to cut spending and not keep doing more the
same thing. We're thirty four trillion dollars in debt. Both sides should agree
to cut spending, and in fact we did. We came to an agreement
last year to cap spending. Now we're going to blow past those cap Well,
I mean a lot of what this looks like is the same situation that
then Speaker Kevin McCarthy found himself in not long ago, just several months ago.
I mean, is Mike Johnson, Speaker Johnson going to potentially face the
same fate? Are Republicans going to try to oust him that last year when
the ranking member of the Proparations Committee for Democrats Rose Laura, she didn't vote
for this bill because the side deals weren't written into the bill. That's actually
I think part of the problem here. We only agreed and voted on at
Democrats and Republicans orted a bill at one point five to nine trillion. Now
they're going to blow it by another seventy billion. We shouldn't do it,
Speaker Johnson. Shouldn't do it. I think there's going to be some real
conversations this week about what we need to do going forward. Does that include
potentially moving to Austin from his job. Yeah, I mean again, that's
that's not the road I prefer. I mean, you know, we've gone
down the road. I didn't. I didn't prefer to go down that road.
Speaker McCarthy. We need to figure out how to get this all done
together. But it isn't good and there's a lot of my colleagues you're pretty
frustrated about. Until we'll see what happens this week. Okay, you said
you don't prefer it, but you did not say no to that. I
should note. And also, you know, speaking of oh my god,
Yeah, so get it done and don't oust him like that's that's the lot,
just like the government shut down, like down, seriously, that's the
last thing we need is to have another guy ousted. I know, just
now this it just shows. It just shows that our party we don't rally
and we're just not we can't work to figure out a way to get this
this crep done. Like, there's surely we can. We can work together
and make a budget and get this spending stuff. We can make this work.
I'm sure that Mike Johnson can sit down with a Chip Roy and he
can say, hey, you know what this needs to happen. Let's make
this happen. Why can't we do this as human beings on our side of
the aisle, Why can't we do this? Well, I think they can
do it. Fine, it's just the Democrats won't accept their terms and so
we end up with this giant piece of crap legation once again. Well then
shut it down. That's that's the thing. I feel like they that's the
only way, and they and they got to I mean, it's a chicken
game, you know, I get it. But like there's this constant threat.
Well, Republicans are not going to put up with all of this nonsense
spending. They will shut it down. There's the threat, but then they
never follow through and so Jamie Pets totally call them on it. And then
this is where we end up. We have to rally and we have to
stick to our guns, and then we just shut that down. We just
shut it down. We have to stick to your gun. We have got
to stick together and rally otherwise they will always call our bluff always right right,
and they have and they are and it's super super frustrating. Balls,
you guys. Balls. Yesterday we talked about Claudine Gay finally resigning, Simone
say, and is very very upset by this. She refers to the plagiarism
as like I can't remember how she says it, but she says alleged or
like plagiarism and air quotes or whatever. She totally dismisses it as if these
accusations aren't true and that there aren't a zillion of them, and then goes
on to cry about how this is pure racism. It gives her chills.
It's chilling. What has happened to Claudine Gay. She's such a ridiculous person,
look at her. A few moments to talk about Harvard University president doctor
Claudine Gay. She was on last week after drawing criticism for her testimony at
a congressional hearing on campus anti semitism, along with allegations of so called plagiarism.
What happened to Clauding Gay is chilling. It is part of a larger
war on diversity, on history, on black people in this country, people
of color. And if one of the most proscetious universities in the world came
to pressure from the conservative activist ma, who will stand up to them?
Then? If our institutions will not stand firm in the face of lies and
targeting and vitriol, then who will? This is a moment where institutions,
individuals, people must be willing to stand strong against the storm of targeted attacks
from political extremists. They are going to keep coming. They will not stop.
Oh my god, the chick is still getting paid like nine hundred grand
a year to do jack squat after she cheated like what thirty seven times?
They were like thirty wasn't it? Like thirty seven counts of place even more
than that at this point, Okay, they're finding more instance. I cannot
alleged so called so called plagiarism it's like crimey a river. Most people,
if they did something at their job, their regular job, like in the
private sector, and they cheated or did something that was bad, they would
have gotten booted and they wouldn't make a nine hundred grand a year. Get
bent. I cannot believe this, Like we are we have to feel sorry
for her because she's making almost I just can't believe this like this, this
is she gets nine hundred grand a year. She doesn't have to do anything.
She cheated, she lied. She lied, not just once or twice,
but she lied multiple, multiple, multiple times, and she gets rewarded
with nine hundred grand a year. Y'all, y'all get to do that?
Do you get to do that? Because sign me up? Oh my god.
And Simone talking about like the institutions and how they're being attacked. They
have been utterly infiltrated into indoctrination centers, and she just doesn't have the self
awareness to actually hear her own words coming out of her face. She's just
like AOC in this next clip, who is all woe is me about the
fact that impeachment is being used as a political tool And there's no self awareness
here, you guys, none what they're using and what they're doing is taking
impeachment and taking all of the most serious procedures that we have as a country,
and they're learning to use it for political They're politically weaponizing it for an
election purpose, for a political purpose, and in doing so, they're putting
the people of this country. Everyday, Americans absolutely at the bottom of the
barrel, and they're putting themselves first. It's a selfishness that really endangers this
country. It endangers our electoral process, it endangers our legal process. It's
deeply cynical, and it's done to re elect themselves in line their own pockets.
Oh my god, she hear her. So how does this woman function
on a day to day basis? What a garbage disposal? What is that?
Yeah, I just learned how plants work. I'm twenty eight. I
don't understand with the water and the sunshine, I don't. Oh my god
god. Somebody mentioned these protests that took place on I think three New York
bridges and a tunnel, Like they completely shut down New York City yesterday with
their ridiculous protests. I'm sick and tired of these people not facing harsh,
harsh, consequences like being run over by tanks, that is which should happen.
Not that I condone violence on the show. We don't condone any violence
on the show. But tanks would be nice. But tanks, just like
giant water hoses were filled with pepper spray, whatever it takes. I'm sick
of this with piranhas in them. Just a couple of piranhas, maybe two
or three. But we don't condone violence on the show. We do not
condone violence on the show at all. Yeah, a couple just maybe it's
just a little snappy ones baby just yes, exactly, baby Ones. Anyway,
it's causing mayhem everywhere. I know. This happens in cities across the
country. You happened in Seattle again. It's absolutely insane, and it's going
to get worse. I mean, I don't even want to think about what's
going to happen this summer, but it's probably gonna make the summer of twenty
twenty look like a piece fst like it's there yourself. Just make sure that
you're prepared for any eventuality. One guy that went viral yesterday is so all
of us. He was just trying to pick up his kid and so sick
of these people, and he responded, you're destructing traffic idiots. You can't
do that. That's against the law. I'm not sting. I'm not gonna
on your old you know it from your partner, you get away from my
from you know what. All the people in mass are like, I don't
know what to do. He's extrely angry. I've never I've never been touched
like that in that manner. My mask may fall off. I don't know
what to do. I hate these people, man, I really need to
I cannot deal. It just makes me why all of you? Why why
do you have math on still? I mean god, I just can't say.
You know, they're like quintuple like boosted, Oh yeah, yeah,
like Howard Stern getting COVID after being such a total recluse. They getting like
ninety eight boosters. And I was like, I don't know how I go,
like, you look boosted? You do. I don't know if you
guys remember that there was a group of academics who decided to light the academic
world on fire by writing I don't know if it was one or several completely
satirical, over the top, ridiculous pieces to be published in you know,
highly credible academic journals, and they got not only published, but rewarded.
This happened a few years ago. It's one of my favorite stories ever,
and it sounds like looks like there's gonna be a documentary about this, And
I've got a couple teaser clips to share with everybody that are just I cannot
wait. I love everything about the story, even though if you think about
it, it's terrifying that that this is the depth to which our academic institutions
have sunk. Here's a couple clips. When I first read it, I
had two reactions. One was a huge laugh, and then I said,
thank god, somebody exposed this. You know, you think, oh,
these people are studying racism and sexism. Okay, somebody should be doing that,
and good. Then you start looking at it and they publish some crazy
stuff. I mean crazy stuff. Our goal is to publish as many papers
as we can that are unbelievably sophisticated parodies, and we're going to publish these
in tier one journals. That was me, I translated mindcom in a paper
or a feminist gender studies journal. It's hard to convey to people who are
not in this world. What an insane idea this is? I mean,
literally to delegitimize an entire body of scholarship. And I'm fighting these people.
I'm just not gonna let them smear other people as bigoted, racist, homophobic.
I'm sick of it. And they think they're coming for me, I'm
coming for all of them. So we wrote this paper where we claim that
we were a feminist researcher who spent one thousand hours in Portland, Oregon dog
parks, and then we said when there was a dog humping that she would
go up and she would inspect the dog's genitals, and she inspected ten thousand
dogs genitals and then interrogated the owners about their sexual orientations. And then we
said we're going to pass that data through black feminist criminology, which makes no
sense, and that we said that the conclusion was that dog parks are peach
tree dishes of canine rape culture and that they are rape condoning spaces just like
human nightclubs. So human nightclubs are automatically now rape condoning spaces. And so
the conclusion was that we now have to train men the way that we train
dogs. It is also not politically feasible to leash men yank through leases when
they misbehave, but strike men with leashes or other objects in an attempt to
help them desist from sexual aggression and other predatory behaviors. Reviewer three. To
start more robus definition, explanation of rape in the context of dogs is needed.
How did the author ascertain whether the sexual advances of a dog were wanted
or unwanted? Where the ovolve. This strikes me as likely to open considerable
misinterpretation by human onlookers. The author fairly uncridly tags and number one every hour
of sexual encounters between dogs as rape without providing a strong basis for the researcher's
knowledge of whether these encounters were wanted or unwanted. I can tell you,
man, it was the craziest thing ever. I remember. I got the
email subject is GPC query and the first few words dear Helen, I have
a question for you about your article, because I thought I just saw the
editor and I'm like, oh no, they figured it out right. As
you may know, GPC is it is twenty fifth year of publication and it's
part of honoring the occasion. GPC is going to close twelve lead pieces over
the twelve issues of twenty eighteen, and so I'm even into twenty nineteen and
they give this an award. Oh my god, I cannot that is the
greatest. Oh my god, I cannot wait. I hope that that's like
a full feature film. Do you know when it's coming out? I don't.
I'm going to go to this website if you're listening out watching the website
to I guess see more information about this as Michael Nana y n A y
n a dot substack dot com. That's that's who put these clips up.
And so I mean, and then not fantastic, fantastic, Oh god,
I love it so much, so great, all these people, Oh my
god, just academ I love it, I know, but it's it is
actually horrible, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I know,
people spend we we spend so much money on our kids going to universities.
Remember the guy, the trans weirdo who like purposely sets up his phone
camera at restaurants in the hopes that he'll be misgendered and then you can bitch
about it and like make content. This is how he makes a living.
So he is he is going to go under the knife to get the dong
surgery, like he's going to get his dog removed, and you've got He
uses a banana to describe the procedure, and it's horrifying. But also,
and I know this is super mean to me to say, and I don't
condone violence on this show, as you know, except for the fire hoses
with the piranhas in there. But I other than that, I genuinely hope
that that he has the most painful fake vadge ever. Like, I cannot
stand this guy. He's the worst of the worst. Here he is describing
the banana being split, getting my banana split. Later this year, I
talked to my surgeon on the phone, and this is how he's going to
do it. Step one is, of course, to split the banana.
Inside the banana, we find a small tube of red licorice. You know
this tube, it's the one that transports caramel, sauce and frosting. We're
actually going to shorten this tube and I will show you why later. Next
up, we're going to move our way back to the ice cream bag that
is holding the two Marischino cherries, and we're going to remove them. I
already had mine removed last year, but if I have, they'd be removed.
Now. Next up, we're going to remove the innards from the banana
so that it's basically just a hollow tube. Now that we have our tube,
we need to flip it inside. The inside will be played by this
butternut squash. As you can see, the tube of licorice that we cut
is right here. You can see why we wanted it about this short.
In order to flip our banana tube inside of the butternut squash, we must
first make room in the butternut squash. So let's make some space here we
go. Finally we can flip our banana tube inside of the butternut squash and
let it heel. Heeling can take up to a year, but really I'll
be on my feet after a few months. And yes, this is very
messy, but it's also very worth it. I'm finally getting Make it stop?
Can you make it stop? Okay? I have a question. What's
he going to be doing for those few months while he's not while he's not
on his feet, He's going to be sitting at restaurants waiting to be misgendered.
Yeah, I mean this is the thing, Like he's like I won't
be on my feet for a couple of months. It's going to take me
a year to heal. A year. I mean, you guys, I
had backed so great, and I like, I was, you know,
I was up for after about two weeks, but like you, I had
to work, you know. I mean, like, does this guy work?
This is his job. Remember we showed a video a couple of weeks
ago of him saying, this is how I make a living. This is
cting content. Yeah. I just somebody said living off our disability, this
is I mean, this is the thing. I man, these people this
is mental. That's super mental, absolutely mental. And in order to cleanse
your palette of that horror show that I just showed you, I have an
awesome guy from TikTok and other social media platforms, black guy talking to his
fellow black brothers and sisters about oppression, and it is awesome. Every day
I wake up, I'm thankful to be an American citizen. I look at
all these other countries, houses made out of dirt, people scrounging for food,
working for pennies a day, and black folks in this country have the
nerve to tell me and other people that they are oppressed when there's people out
there who are really oppressed. Same people saying that all cops are bad.
Meanwhile, all you have to do is respect the cop and you can go
about your day. I'm thirty two years old. I've been on this planet
for thirty two years. I've been a United States citizen for thirty two years,
and I've yet to be oppressed by a white person or a cop.
First time I was ever pulled over, the cop had a chip on his
shoulder. People of yes, sirs and no sirs got me back home without
any holes in my body. A lot of y'all need to understand that you're
just oppressing yourself. I always say this. You are the pilot of your
own life. You crash and burn, you didn't fly right. The victim
mentality can stop too. Y'all. Don't have to blame white people for everything.
Realize what you did and take accountability for I know that word just fucked
you up, But you'll be all right now, You'll have a great day.
I love him right. I can only imagine the comments he got for
that. Oh I should I should look, I should look and see how
people respond. I always run straight through the comments. And I'm sure he
got a few. I'm sure he got a few hateful comments for that,
because you people don't like to be held accountable for their actions. They don't
like personal responsibility in this day and age. They don't like it. They
don't like being called out. You know, God's with them. And you
know what's it's so true because it's like you look at other countries, and
why do you think so many people are clamoring to get in here? Exactly?
Why do you think we've been inundated and invaded? Is it because it
sucks here? Hello? Yeah, I god, exactly, I have great
news for everybody, and that is that there are panda goldfish. Look at
them. Oh my god, they're so cute. Mom, I mean,
did you know that this was a thing. I didn't. I kind of
want one now, aren't they the cutest? I'm not really a fish person,
but super cute. You're about to show I love this that you're about
to show us. This kid. This kid is ahead of his time,
you guys, this is a brilliant child. If you are listening and watching,
the caption reads, I told him he could pick out a toy that
fits in his hand. He is holding a gigantic toy box. And here
is the ensuing conversation. How big is your hand? No, that you
can carry it? But I said, you can get a toy that fits
in your hand. Can you hold it with one hand? Look? I
love him. That's how you do it, kid, That's how you do
it. M hmmm. Right. He was so so pleased with himself,
and I love him. I love that kid, and we love you guys.
So I hope you have a wonderful Tuesday. Today's Tuesday, right,
Yeah, have a wonderful have a wonderful Tuesday, and we will talk to
everybody tomorrow. Got it and all