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For centuries, people have looked up
at the night sky in awe, believing

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the planets, stars and moons were
not merely distant light shining in the firmament,

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but rather the eternal source of order
in the universe, that if we

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could hear the music of the spheres, we could act in accordance with that

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order, rather than struggle uselessly against
it. Nowadays, the lights of the

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city outshine those in the heavens,
and that would have been the voice of

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reporter Carl Kolchak if we had ever
seen the eleventh episode of The Night Stalker

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called Ascendant, written by Melissa Blake
and Joy Beth Blake, who went on

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to do things like Heroes. So
hooray, so awesome. Folks. You

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remember that show? Oh wait,
you tried to forget it. Never mind,

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first season was pretty good till that
last episode. And it would have

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been directed by Dan Sackheim. I
am Mike White, and I am joined

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as always by Chris Dashe, much
to the chagrin of some of you,

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I am still here. So,
my plastic gray whale friend, let's talk

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about Ascending. We're going to talk
about a couple episodes of the Night Stalker,

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which we never saw, though we
saw one of them in a different

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shape and form. Let's clarify night
Stalker two thousand they talk in two thousand

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and five, Yes, very important. We're talking about what ascendant and then

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the M word which did get adapted
eventually rewrote. Yes, severely. I

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don't know how you want to classify. I mean, like it was retooled

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into an X Files episode, severely
retooled. But let's talk about our magical

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disability person when it comes to ascendant. If there's a magical negro trope,

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and I'm not saying this to offend
anyone, but magical negro is kind of

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offensive. Is this the magical retard
trope? Yeah, there's got to be

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a better word for it, but
yeah, magical negroes not much better.

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Like that's mildly offensive. And the
issue with the sending is is it's pretty

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goddamn affect. Yeah, it has
not aged well and I'm not sure it

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was very on point in two thousand
and five, and it was written we're

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a few years north. I mean, we're quite a few years north of

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Rainman, which really did a lot
of damage to the autistic community. We're

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a little bit farther when it comes
to stuff like what was at Mercury Rising

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with Bruce Willis. I mean,
there was a whole slate of autism films.

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There was a House of Cards and
one other that came out right around

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the same time. But I mean
the original title for Mercury Rising was supposed

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to be Simple Simon. That's how
far we came was that we knew that

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Simple Simon was not a good name
for a movie with a kid who is

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an autistic person. Well, let's
not forget. Also, we're three years

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before what is effectively the biggest piss
taking out of version of a mentally handicapped

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character in the film, which is
Ben Stiller at Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder,

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where they take the entire piss out
of the playing a mentally handicapped person

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for an oscar. That whole movie
just takes the wind out of the sales

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of anyone ever doing that. Again, simple Jack thought he was smart,

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or rather didn't think it was retarded, so he can't afford to play retarded

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being a smart actor playing a guy
who ain't smart but thinks he is.

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That's tricky. Hats off of going
here, especially No, not Tocademy is

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about that ship, about what everybody
knows. You never got full retired Dustin

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Hoffman, Raymond Luke, retarded,
act retarded, not retarded, can't two

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picks che your cards artistic shop not
retarded. Yeah, time hands for his

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gun slow, Yes, retard him. Maybe he braced his own his leg,

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but he chimed the pants off next. And they want to pin pong

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competition that he't retart it. He
was goddamned war hero. You know what,

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he retired a war heroes. You
don't buy that. As Sean pant

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who hasn't one, I am saying, when full retonn whim to hit him,

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never go full retond. I know
people have varying degrees of reaction to

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Tropic Thunder. I think it's about
as subversive as Blazing Saddles was for a

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lot of reasons. But the whole
mentally handicapped character trope kind of died out

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after Tropic Thunder because they pretty much
condemned Hollywood for what is ostensibly people playing

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mentally handicapped characters. And and they
did a good I mean again, like

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I said, I know a lot
of people don't like that movie, but

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they did a good job of essentially
pointing the finger at Hollywood and saying you

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are essentially playing it up so much
that it's unrealistic, and that in and

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of itself is offensive. And in
this episode, it's really offensive because he's

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not acting like an a functioning autistic
person. This is not temple grand and

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this is like just someone who is
autistic, and we're just reading it.

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I don't even know how it would
have been performed well, and that's the

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other thing. Well, the thing, the thing I don't know is I

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like the person in my mind that
I saw playing the character of George in

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the script was Glenn Fleschler, who
plays the villain in Truth the first season,

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a true detective, and he has
that kind of quality to him.

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But again in that show, he's
playing a mentally disturbed character, not a

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mentally handicapped character. And so it's
just a weird episode to focus on like

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a magically handicapped character. And it's
like, Okay, it doesn't track.

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It's problematic. And I know that's
like a word that oh, every yeah,

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every snowflake uses this problematic, but
it kind of is. And like,

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I don't offend easily, I really
don't like, nothing really offends me,

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and I'm not offended by the script, but it's just his tone deaf.

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It's very tone deaf. And this
is a literal magical person. This

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is not at the end and they're
going to say something that will really,

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you know, change the main character's
mind or something. This really has stuff

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to do with magic and the cosmos
and stuff. So let's break it down

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a little bit. We've got George
who is working as a bag boy at

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a local grocery store and when there
is what is it, Steven is the

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guy. There are two guys to
kind of overweight, balding slub guys who

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are shopping at the same time,
and George, when he is bagging up

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this guy's groceries, tells him that
he's going to die, and sure enough,

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the guy dies. He gets killed
in the parking lot. But hey,

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it was the wrong guy who got
killed. It was actually a hit

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that went wrong. The guy that
was supposed to be killed is the husband

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of a woman who has essentially beaten
down and paid a hit man ten thousand

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dollars to kill her husband. He
just killed the wrong fat, overweight,

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balding man. So it's one of
those like weird X Files episodes. They

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have some of those episodes in the
X Files where it's like, a supernatural

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thing happens, but it's also a
fake out because the supernatural thing ends up

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not really having any bearing on anything. It just happens to be occurring at

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the same time as nefarious things going
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cop out and I don't like it. And then through what somehow the brother

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of George gets in the sights of
the murderer, the hitman basically, and

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then George, I mean, I'm
really shortening this down. George manages to

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save the day but also gets killed, and he joins his parents, who

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he thinks are in heaven and somehow
has changed fate, and of course that

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really gives Carl quite a little chubby. The big takeaway that I had from

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this script is it feels just like
every other episode of Nightstalker two thousand and

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five that we've watched. Stuart Townsend's
version of Colchack comes off just as kind

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of aloof and bizarre in this script
as he is in the show. So

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it's written pretty well if we're keeping
with the tone of what we've seen.

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But at the same time, it's
keeping in tone with what we've seen,

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and what we've seen wasn't particularly great. It wasn't as bad as you know,

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the torch and pitchfork folks on the
Colchack Facebook, what have you believe?

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Burn it down, kill it.
It's the monster, the Antichrist.

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It's not that bad, folks.
This script is very much keeping in tone

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with everything we've seen from Nights Soccer
two thousand and five, So in that

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aspect it's a success, but at
the same time it's also a massive failure

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because what we've seen up until this
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much, i'd say this is Colchack. We get a little bit of Perry,

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not very much at all, and
then just a hint, just a

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hint of Jane McManus in this And
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of Vincenzo going on in this one. I didn't see Vincenzo at all.

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But again, that was another thing
we talked about when we were watching the

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show, is that Vincenzo is not
a character. He's there because Vincenzo was

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a character in the original show,
and if we don't have him, Colchack

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fans will be upset. You guys
are missing the point putting the horse before

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the wagon big time. But again, it was a quick read. It's

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sixty three pages. I would suggest
anyone who is a mildly enjoyed the two

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thousand and five show to give it
a read. You can find it online

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with the cursory search. It's not
terrible. It's an interesting episode, but

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again it's just it's mildly problematic.
None of the characters are really interesting,

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and the conclusion to the episode is
pretty dumb, like just generically stupid.

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They don't even have a Carl Colcheck
voiceover at the end or else. I

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would try to do that TBW to
be written. That's right, because there's

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there's that last weird page about that
has pocket dialogue on it. You know.

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The whole thing about George is like
I'm going, you know, his

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parents are waiting for him. Is
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like he's kind of he's kind of
fulfilling his purpose. He's stopping he's stopping

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the death of his brother, but
also he's going to Heaven to see his

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parents. It's it's very mushy,
it's very sappy, it's very very saccharin

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and not great. I wouldn't have
been happy had this actually gotten turned into

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an episode. And yeah, you're
right, I think this was included as

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well as the M word. I
think both of these were included on the

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DVDs of nights Stalk or two two
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there are a lot of revisions in
here, but what we're looking at

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is just a black and white copy. Though the front page talks about you

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know, you've got your yellow pages, your pink pages, your blue pages,

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and they're all being written like an
early part of November two thousand and

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five, and right around that time
is when everything starts to collapse for the

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night Stalker because the last two episodes
that actually aired well, the last episode

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that aired was November tenth, and
then after that they all started getting dumped

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onto iTunes. One November seventeenth,
and then the last three in February.

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In March of two thousand and six, just dumped. Mike unceremoniously dumped to

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it two. Thank you, Thank
you for the correction, which takes us

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to the next script, the M
word, the M word, which so

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we've been complaining, I've been complaining
this whole time about the lack of charisma

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of Stuart Townsend, and I will
be frank, I've never seen a movie

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performance of his or a TV performance
that has given me any hope about this

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guy. I mostly know him from
his horrific performance in a horrific movie,

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which was The League of Extraordinary Gentleman
where he was Dorian Gray. Didn't give

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me much hope, and then he
was in that how was that horrible Aaliyah

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movie Queen of the Damned? But
yeah, anyway, I've never been a

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fan of Stuart Townsend. And here
we have Darren Morgan writing the M word

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was supposed to be directed by Tony
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draft is written or dated November eleven, two thousand and five. And like

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I said, that's when everything was
collapsing on the Night Stalker. Do you

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want to try to describe what's going
on here? Before I try to explain

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what's going on? Like you mentioned, I think I'm going to go out

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on a limb here and say that
this was an X Files episode from mc

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gett go because it's written like one. The charisma that Colchack has in this

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episode doesn't feel like Colchack at all. It feels like Fox Molder. He's

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jokey and like weirdly humorous, and
it's like, what fucking show did you

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come from? Because this is not
two thousand and five Nights Soccer. I

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mean, was that what was supposed
to happen here? Was it supposed to

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be We're going to do eleven episodes
of this guy being a charisma vacuum and

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then suddenly we're going to have a
joke episode in the middle of this.

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I mean, when was the first
like funny episode of The X Files,

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Like the first purely comedic episode of
The X Files. Look, the ones

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that I can think about are like
X Cops, But that didn't happen until

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much later in the show, like
season seven type late, like when they

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were like, you know what,
we can just kind of do whatever we

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want at this point, like let's
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of the show. This episode was
written by Darren Morgan, who worked on

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The X Files and who wrote or
of the coprophages Jose Chungs from Outer Space,

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Clyde Bruckman's final repose, Let's just
go out on the record and say,

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Darren Morgan wrote the episodes of The
X Files. They won Emmy's four.

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This feels like and I know,
you know, I'm sorry to put

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you on the spot, but like, I don't know if jose Chungs was

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the first purely comedic X Files,
but that is the one that always comes

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to mind when it's like, hey, this is a very funny episode,

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and that's what this feels like.
This feels like jose Chung circa whatever.

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Twenty two thousand and five. I
misspoke. Season three has wore the Coprophages,

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which is a humorous episode. Season
three also as Clyde Bruckman's which is

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funny. So yeah, season three, not season seven. You put me

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on the spot, I misanswered,
I'm correcting myself, not letting anyone else

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get the chance to do it.
Rich assured that I was on the Internet

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within minutes registering my disgust throughout the
wood. Season three is where Clyde Bruckman

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and jose Chung was in that season. I think we're the co Prophages two,

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was it? Okay? So yeah, all three and all three written

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by the same person, And like
I said, they're widely considered to be

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some of the best episodes of the
show, just like by the fan base.

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Like the fan base can agree,
jose Chung's from Outer Space is one

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of the best, if not the
best episode of the show. Clyde Bruckman

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is one of the best, if
not the best episode of the show.

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You will find people making arguments for
both of those episodes, and neither camp

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is wrong because they're fucking amazing episodes, like genuinely fantastic standalone pieces of television.

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And here we are with the same
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were just going to pull like a
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then the next day at the water
cooler would be saying, wow, did

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you see that episode of night Stalker
last night? You mean that show Stillon,

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Well, yeah, it is still
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something completely different than they haven't any
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or an attempt at being funny.
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don't understand. So, like you
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The M Word, which they then
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Monster, which I liked the title
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think it's really clever. It's a
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same time I like it. And
the issue I have with the script reading

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through it is because I've seen the
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Molder and Scully. I wasn't reading
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like you mentioned, it doesn't feel
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like Molder and Scully. And Darren
Morgan, I honestly believe he just couldn't

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get out of the idea of if
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a TV show, you couldn't just
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so close in just content of what
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inevitable that you're just not going to
write him that way anyways. And you've

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got McManus, Who've got Jane mcmanison
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And then this is the closest I've
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is absolutely bizarre. He's like,
you know, chiding Colchack and kind of

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goading him on and saying like Colchack
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fantastic actor. Go watch Mine Hunters
mind Hunter season one. He's fantastic in

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that show, so I know,
and you know if you've seen Mine Hunter

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that he actually can bring a level
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again they're wasting him in the night
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the script he's Vincenzo from the original
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I like the bit where he has
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story and Red Penn it's great.
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word monster because only insane people use
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is the only time you should be
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the script. Well, and remember
this is kind of a reaction too against

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the actual producers of the ABC show, because Frank Spottonitz told us way back

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when when we did the very first
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which was they did and want Monster
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of the week and we were not
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that's where a lot of this stuff
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fun of those exacts, and it
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the problem though with all of this
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for the X Files, it falls
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like such a bummer, because I
know you're not a huge fan of the

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script, but I like the script
and I think it works, even if

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again, it's almost not coal chack
in Perry. I mean, it's not

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coal chack in Perry period. It's
not that I'm necessarily a fan of the

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script or not a fan of the
script. It's that I can't see Stuart

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Townsend doing No, that's a failure
of the scrip. I can see Gabrielle

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Union doing this, I can see
Cotter Smith doing this. I can see

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everybody handling this role. Yeah oh
yeah, But I cannot see Stewart Townsend

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doing this stuff. I mean,
he is making fun of his own character.

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doing the Cole Chack veo that we

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have made fun of since day one, and it's him and Jane, and

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Jane is just like, are you
going to keep doing that? And his

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coal check reading into his pocket sized
tape recorder, which we've never seen him

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use a pocket sized tape recorder,
and this whole thing, even though it's

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such a big part of the original
show, it is a secondary character of

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the show. And I was so
surprised that the wear Monster is wearing in

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the coal chack, the original searsucker
suit outfit, and even tries the hand

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coal chack the jacket at the end, do you want this jacket? But

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no, he doesn't, you know, he turns it down, So it

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would have been an even more pointed
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original was, this is what you
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of thing. Like you said.
The failure is not that it's a bad

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script. The failure is that it's
written for I mean, can you imagine

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a Terminator film right where the character
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the Terminator where it's a horror movie
ostensibly it's a fucking sci fi horror

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movie. Is that Terminator is written
jokey and like quipping with one liners that

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like, and I know he has
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I'm talking about like too humorous to
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feeling of dread in that first Terminator
film, with the Terminator being you know,

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a six foot eight Austrian man who
could break you in half over his

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fucking leg and you know I'll be
back at Ocana. I mean a lot

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of that is one linery, but
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It doesn't track. And that's the
way this feels. It's just oddly against

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character. It's like if you deep
faked Jim Carrey from ace Ventura over Arnold

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from Terminator and kept the movie.
Everything else was exactly the same, but

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you've got ace Ventura doing those those
lines and those bits. Yeah, it

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doesn't make any sense. It's so
weird. But again, the weirder aspect

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of this is when it gets adapted
for The X Files, which did have

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that kind of humorous, witty interplay
between Moulder and Scully, which is the

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reason any X Files fan watched the
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which are again they have their own
problems. You came back for the

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relationship between Molder and Scully and it
somehow doesn't work. It's so weird.

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So let's talk about Moulder and Scully
meet the war Monster, and I will

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say right off the bat, I
was very happy to see Thailand of being

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show up, prizing his role as
Stoner from the two previous episodes Quagmire and

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more of the copra Phages, which
I loved when he showed up in stuff

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and I love him. I love
everything that he's done that I've ever seen

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him in. I mean, Tucker
and Dale is fantastic. There's a show

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that I've been touting to you for
a long time called Dead Last that I

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really enjoyed. Really like this guy
Reaper. He was fantastic and he's a

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classic man. He shows up in
this and I was just like, Okay,

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this is a nice continuity that this
guy is still hanging out in the

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woods trying to get high. Dude, that's a good crop. Then it

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kind of sets the tone as far
as this is going to be a jokey

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episode of The X Files, which
was weird because at that time we were

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reviving the show. We get to
finally wrap up some stuff here. You

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know, we've got this one last
season now that they're doing for us,

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not knowing that they're going to do
a second got this one last season.

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We're going to wrap up stuff.
So then suddenly when they do Mulder and

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Scully meet the wear Monster, It's
like, what the fuck you doing guys,

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this feels like filler. But here's
the thing, because it's only what

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ten episodes, it is filler.
And the problem is if it hadn't been

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just a limited time engagement or whatever
nonsense it was being billed as at the

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time. And look, I want
to say, I don't remember exactly,

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Like I'm pretty sure that this like
broke records for viewership at Fox, Like

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it was insanely successful for them X
Files coming back, and I think everyone's

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expectation when it came back with six
episodes, not even ten, was that

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it was going to be this kind
of final reveal of the mythos and the

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myth arc and finishing it out right, and then they don't do that at

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all. They actually completely fucking destroy
all the goodwill that they had built up,

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which wasn't very much, to be
fair at the end of the season

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nine, because season nine is just
the mythology. The mythology after the Syndicate

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dies at the hands of the alien
Boundery Hunters is where I honestly stopped caring

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about the mythology for the show,
because then they start going to super Soldiers

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and nol Roar, And even though
I love Adam Baldwin and Lucy Lawless is

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great in her time on the show, and I'm sorry if I'm going on

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an X Files tangent. We have
to talk about the exiles a little bit,

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and where this shows up in this
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It shows up in a point where
they should not have ever put this

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episode. It should have been just
mythology and talking about their son and the

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cigarette smoking man and everything else,
and all these things they should have been

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focusing on, and instead they put
this episode in, which is an interesting

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episode, but it's very misplaced in
when it aired in the revival of the

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show, and it would have been
okay if it was a better episode.

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Rice Starvey's good, but he's just
kind of doing his flight of the Concords

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thing. Yeah, I mean there
are moments in here. Hallelu I likes

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Angela, so seeing her and here
was pretty good. The whole idea of

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this hotel that they're at, where
the guy, the hotel owner can go

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behind the walls and spy on people, and when they're doing this back and

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forth time thing, when he spies
on Fox Molder and he's there in that

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little red like junk holder. I
was like, Okay, that's funny.

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That actually made me laugh, but
not very much else. I mean,

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there are a couple things, like
going back to the comedian episode of the

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Twilight Zone revival. We've got our
friend who Mail nan Gianni, and he

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is in this episode. You know
why he's in this episode, right?

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No? I don't know why.
Okay, so let's pull the casing back

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on the sausage. We're podcasters.
We're talking about cole check the night Stalker.

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The original show. If we we're
only talking about that showed the two

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thousand and five reboot had never happened, and our podcast was so popular that

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it drummed up interest in Kolchak so
much that they rebooted the show. We

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would be in the show the same
way Kumail nan Jianni's in The X Files

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his X Files podcast. I listened
to that podcast because I'm such a fan

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of the X Files. I didn't
even know who he was at the time.

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He wasn't Kumail nan Jianni of cast
in a fucking Marvel movie like he

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is now. He was just kumaldan
Jianni, stand up comedian and massive fan

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of The X Files, and his
podcast was so wildly popular, coupled with

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the fact that X Files was,
at the time on Netflix one of the

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most streamed shows that they had.
Fox was like, maybe we could get

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Molder and Scully back together for one
more ride. And because he was so

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well known because of his podcast,
and then obviously he transitioned into becoming a

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much more well known stand up comedian
and screenwriter, he was given a role

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in this episode and he's awful.
He's awful. The only thing I like

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about him, and the only other
laugh that I got from this really was

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at the end when it is revealed
that he's the killer and he's done all

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these horrible things, which I don't
know if that necessarily makes sense with how

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this episode is structured, but when
they're taking him away and he's like it

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all started when I was a child, just uncontrollable urge to torture small animals.

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As I got older, I'm compulsion. All right, leave it for

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the trial, all right, mother, you see one serial killer seeing them

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all, But I have a whole
speech prepared that was about it. And

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I like that, Gillian Anderson,
that Dana Scully is going and doing these

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potentially dangerous things on her own and
that she is fine both times. She

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never becomes a woman in distress.
What this episode really reminded me of a

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lot other than some of the other
or Darren Morgan episodes is Bad Blood,

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which was in the fifth season and
it had Luke Wilson in it. It's

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like an almost Raschamun style episode where
you've got Mulder recounting his version of the

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events to Skinner, Scully recounting her
events version of the events to Skinner,

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and it's like very different. So
on one of them, Luke Wilson's like

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this dashing smalltown sheriff and in Mulder's
version, he's like a fucking ocal yokel

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hick with like, you know,
ridiculous stereotypical hillbilly teeth. That's kind of

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what this episode veers into at the
end, where it's Rice Darby recounting what

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happened, like, oh and then
I banged Scully, which I mean that

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whole bit is pretty damn funny because
Mulder just is like that did deafen?

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Like so it's it's really clever.
It really is like I think we

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can agree on how clever it is, and like, the last ten minutes

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of the episode are amazing. The
final monologue between Molder and the wear Monster

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are honestly sublime. They're pitch perfect, They're really well written. They honestly,

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if you're a huge fan of the
show, that might even bring a

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tear to your eye because of you
know, Molder at this point is very

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disillusioned, and it's kind of like
a reaffirmation of his belief in the unexplained.

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The first time we see him,
he's throwing pencils at the I Want

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to Believe poster, which we then
find out is Scullies, which was interesting,

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right, and then his whole one
sided argument that he has with Scully

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where he keeps countering and like,
I know what you're gonna say, You're

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gonna say that, and it just
the way that that bounces back and forth.

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That's all stuff that was not in
that Coal Check script, and I

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think that is much better. I
think the way the episode was realized was

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much better than they would have done
it as a Coal Check episode because I

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just don't buy Stuart Townsend well and
that relationships already baked in and Ducovney.

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Ducomny's fucking awesome. Gilly Anderson,
She's fucking awesome. So I can see

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Ducovney. I've seen Ducovany be funny. Ducovny just on Howard Stern is hilarious.

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I mean, just a plain old
interview with David Ducovney. He's a

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very funny guy, very quick witted. Just watch Californication. His comedic timing

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is impeccable. I liked Rise Davies
in this, the interplay and then how

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they've got Molder in front of the
Kim Manners gravestone, which was a nice

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thing since Kim Manners directed a couple
of these Darren Morgan episodes, So yeah,

401
00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:37.440
that was it was nice. It
was a very nice kind of like

402
00:32:37.599 --> 00:32:43.920
homage to those older episodes. But
in that time watching this as part of

403
00:32:44.000 --> 00:32:46.519
that package of X Files episodes,
I was like, what the hell is

404
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:52.119
this doing here? This just doesn't
fit well. And then the weird thing

405
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:53.640
is is you know, obviously,
like we mentioned, the X Files would

406
00:32:53.680 --> 00:33:00.480
come back for eleventh limited engagement and
Darren Morgan would write another episode, the

407
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:04.799
Lost Art of Forehead Sweat, which
he also directed, and he directed this

408
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:08.119
one. But it's again, it's
very much that like poking fun at the

409
00:33:08.400 --> 00:33:13.160
X Files, like that was always
the thing that Darren Morgan did that I

410
00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:17.920
loved about his episodes is he deconstructs
the show in a way that only he

411
00:33:19.039 --> 00:33:22.519
could be successful at doing, and
he subverts your expectations in a way that

412
00:33:23.480 --> 00:33:29.640
feels earned and it's smart, and
it's not like he subverts your expectations by

413
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:32.319
subverting them even more than you thought
they could be subverted. And that's why

414
00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:37.480
Darren Morgan's episodes were such a joy
to watch because when you knew you were

415
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:42.720
when you sat down and saw that
Darren Morgan's name was the writing credit for

416
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:45.920
the episode, you knew it was
going to be something special. You knew

417
00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:49.160
that it was going to be an
episode that was truly going to be great

418
00:33:49.640 --> 00:33:53.480
or different or heartfelt in a way
that a lot of the other episodes aren't.

419
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:59.079
And like I said, that final
back and forth with Molder at the

420
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:01.880
end of this episode is really heartfelt
and it does kind of hit me down

421
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:06.240
in my heart of like an X
Files fan, like what it means to

422
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:07.519
be a fan of the show,
or what it means to be a fan

423
00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:14.119
of supernatural things and you know,
kind of believing in in metaphysics and the

424
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:17.199
supernatural and the paranormal, and so
it kind of hits me there in a

425
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:21.159
way that I didn't expect it to. But at the same time, it

426
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.239
doesn't have any place here. It
just doesn't. And that's the unfortunate part.

427
00:34:24.719 --> 00:34:28.039
It gets your written the field,
so it does. It kind of

428
00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:30.639
does in a way that I wasn't
expecting the X Files too. But then

429
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:37.360
you also have the scene with the
transgender woman and that's really not great.

430
00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:42.719
It's actually kind of weird because it's
like twenty sixteen and it's fucking tone deaf.

431
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.519
Well that it was written originally in
two thousand and five, I mean,

432
00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:51.360
because that doesn't really change. That's
pretty close to what that I know,

433
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:52.960
And that's the bad part. Well, and then she had a worse

434
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:58.639
name. What was her name,
like baby doll or baby and then yeah,

435
00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:01.960
that that line of the war monsters
like she can change from man to

436
00:35:02.039 --> 00:35:05.199
a woman, and it's like,
oh, it was bad. And then

437
00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:07.239
he goes like moldres is, no, you have to have your generals.

438
00:35:07.559 --> 00:35:09.440
He's going, I'll keep that,
Like did you guys film this thinking this

439
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:14.559
was like gonna be funny because it's
kind of cringey. But other than that,

440
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:17.320
I mean it's a fairly fun episode. But again, like you said,

441
00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:23.360
if the ultimate exercise here was to
write a episode of Coal Check two

442
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:30.039
thousand and five, boy, failure
upon failure and then failure some more,

443
00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:32.760
I can't see it having ever happened. I mean, maybe, you know,

444
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:36.920
maybe we've been completely surprised. We've
been like, oh wow, yeah

445
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:40.519
that's hilarious, and maybe I'll stick
with this night stock or reboot, and

446
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.960
wow, maybe it'll be fantastic.
No, well, it would have been

447
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:47.280
funny, it would have been interesting, but the problem is is it wouldn't

448
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:51.280
have made any sense with everything we've
seen up into that point. He would

449
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:52.480
have just been like, who the
fuck show is this? Like, what

450
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.199
show is this? All of a
sudden, this is not Cold Check.

451
00:35:55.320 --> 00:36:00.519
This is some other show that's more
expertly written. This is the X Files.

452
00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:02.519
That's true what it said. You
know what, I'm like, this

453
00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:06.480
is just the X Files. Well
I just watch that, just change the

454
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.440
channel. Because it was still on
at the time. X Files had been

455
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:13.599
off for four years at that point, oh ended in May two thousand and

456
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:17.480
two, so we left it up
to y'all the listeners about what you wanted

457
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:22.320
us to do for the next show
after cole Check. And obviously Kat's out

458
00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:25.239
of the bag because y'all picked it. We're doing Barney Miller. But a

459
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:30.760
lot of y'all mentioned The X Files, And since this is pretty much going

460
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:32.760
to be my last opportunity to talk
about The X Files on the Cold Check

461
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.800
tapes, I do want to say
that as a fan of The X Files,

462
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:42.000
I am one of those conflicted fans
who loves the show deeply. It

463
00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:45.280
is probably still my favorite show ever
to air on television. The interplay between

464
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:52.079
Dicovny and Anderson is sublime. It's
perfect. They are, in my mind,

465
00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:55.440
a perfectly cast group of characters.
You got Walter Skinner, Mitch Pelegie,

466
00:36:55.840 --> 00:37:00.159
William B. Davis's a cigarette smoking
man. I mean, you know,

467
00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:01.800
Crycheck. I mean everything about the
show is great. I love it

468
00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:06.480
to death. It came out at
a perfect time, but it is one

469
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:09.280
of those shows that, like coal
Check, it should never have come back.

470
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:13.440
Even if I didn't like the way
it ended, which I didn't and

471
00:37:13.519 --> 00:37:17.480
a lot of fans didn't, it
came back and didn't justify its return.

472
00:37:19.239 --> 00:37:22.840
What I'm getting at here is the
thing that everybody talks about Coal Check two

473
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.800
thousand and five is that it's not
good. But the issue isn't that it's

474
00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:30.679
not good. It didn't justify it
coming back. It didn't give us a

475
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:35.440
reason to carry that it came back. And that's the problem with all of

476
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:38.719
these reboots or returns of shows.
I mean, that's like so popular now

477
00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:43.679
is you have to give the people
a reason to want to watch more of

478
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:47.079
the show outside of just getting to
see the characters again. And with Coal

479
00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:51.639
Check, they didn't do enough to
justify it. And like the X Files

480
00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:54.400
those two seasons, they didn't do
enough to justify it, and honestly,

481
00:37:54.440 --> 00:37:59.199
they did more harm than good to
the mythology. So off my soapbox,

482
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:02.880
word underneath the table. That's the
last time I'm talking about the X Files

483
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:06.440
on this podcast. Oh, I'm
sure you'll find a way to work at

484
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:08.599
end over the next couple of weeks. Can't. There's no way there.

485
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:14.119
I'm done. What happens if you
bring it up over the next couple episodes

486
00:38:14.159 --> 00:38:19.360
where we're wrapping up the original it'll
be a passing mention, but it won't

487
00:38:19.400 --> 00:38:22.239
be that. It will be that
was me. I mean, because that

488
00:38:22.440 --> 00:38:28.320
whole thing with the wear Monster like
it really is indicative of coal Chack two

489
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:31.880
thousand and five and the X Files
return as well, because they're inexorably length

490
00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:37.159
now, because that was originally going
to be a coal Jack episode. That's

491
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:42.199
why Bryce Davies is wearing that Colchack
outfit. That's why he is dressed like

492
00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:46.079
that. Even though the original wear
Monster would have been dressed like that.

493
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:51.719
That just doesn't make sense, sure, I mean again, it was kind

494
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:54.079
of taking the piss out of it, you know. Yeah, well the

495
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:59.360
original script was. But then like, it doesn't make a whole lot of

496
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:04.159
sense in the X Files episode other
than like if you were sly enough to

497
00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:07.679
catch on that this was originally a
Colchack episode, yeah, because otherwise he

498
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:08.480
would have been like, well,
why is he dressed like that? And

499
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:12.400
that's why I was saying it,
unless it's like, oh, well,

500
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:15.800
Colchack influenced the X Files, which
obviously it did. But yeah, before

501
00:39:15.840 --> 00:39:21.599
I knew that this was originally an
episode of night Stalker two thousand and five,

502
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:24.119
I had no idea why he was
dressed like that. And that's and

503
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:29.159
that is again a weird thing about
the way that the script got made and

504
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:34.320
then re edited into a X Files
episode. It's like some weird idiosyncrasies stuck

505
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:37.679
around that don't work anymore, like
him being dressed up like Colchack, and

506
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:40.360
it's like, so, I mean
again, for us, it's iconic,

507
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.440
and for a certain generation it's iconic. But another generation people, why the

508
00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:49.320
fuck is he dressed like this?
He's dressed like us, a reporter from

509
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:55.199
the seventies. Why Yeah. Next
month we will be back with our Wow,

510
00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:59.039
it's not our final episode of the
show, and we still have a

511
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:04.559
couple more after that, but our
final discussion of an actual episode of cole

512
00:40:04.679 --> 00:40:09.159
Chack the Century, and after that
we will do a couple more episodes where

513
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:15.480
we talk about things like Colcheck and
other mediums. You know, he appeared

514
00:40:15.119 --> 00:40:21.000
in a form in a tomb of
Dracula. There's a whole series of books,

515
00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:24.360
comics, all kinds of stuff.
And if those fine folks over at

516
00:40:24.440 --> 00:40:30.000
Moonstone Publishing want to finally fucking get
back to us, maybe we'll have an

517
00:40:30.039 --> 00:40:32.280
interview with them, and maybe we'll
try to help you pimp some of their

518
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:37.679
books. Colcheck, the character of
original col Check Darren McGavin's Cold Check has

519
00:40:37.719 --> 00:40:43.400
been lovingly kept alive by a fair
number of people, and to you,

520
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:49.079
I say thank you for keeping the
character alive because two thousand and five show

521
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:52.920
didn't do a very good job of
doing No. No, nobody's doing fan

522
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:58.880
fiction about the Stewart Townsend version.
Again, with the overwhelming response that we've

523
00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:01.199
gotten from the culture back fan pages, they don't even want us to talk

524
00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:07.039
about it. So sorry, sorry, but we did well. We did,

525
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:08.719
we got We got to do our
due diligence, as they would say,

526
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:13.239
and give it all a fair shake. And that's why we sprinkled these

527
00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:17.360
throughout because I think we kind of
would have gone crazy had we just concentrated

528
00:41:17.519 --> 00:41:22.119
on the two thousand and five.
Can you imagine doing a podcast on just

529
00:41:22.320 --> 00:41:24.159
the two thousand and five. It's
almost like it would be just a one

530
00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:28.760
season show. That'd be kind of
nuts. So, Chris, what are

531
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:30.800
you up to? These stays?
So I actually run a podcast Cold the

532
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:35.079
one season show with my good friend
Jess byired Her and I talk about shows

533
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:37.880
that only lasted one season. If
we hadn't done Cold Check, the Night

534
00:41:37.960 --> 00:41:43.480
Stalker or the original show on this
we probably would have done it there,

535
00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:46.679
so I do that with her.
And then I also have my own podcast,

536
00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:50.679
cold the Culture Cast, where I
talk about movies once to twice a

537
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:53.320
week, depending on if a new
movie has come out of value. We

538
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:58.119
just did an episode on It chapter
two, which I heard is Mike's new

539
00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:00.199
favorite film of all time, best
horror movie have you ever written? And

540
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:07.039
I also do a podcast with you
and our good friend father Malone called Dreams

541
00:42:07.119 --> 00:42:09.559
for Sale, and I do a
podcast with him called Chronicles from the Crypt

542
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:15.199
about shockingly tales from the Crypt.
So that is what I do when I'm

543
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:16.880
not here. What about you,
Mike? What do you do when you're

544
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:22.199
not here? I like to go
to the range and do target practice.

545
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:29.360
You like movies about gladiators? Oh, Billy? Do I ever? And

546
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.440
Yeah? Then I do a podcast
called The Projection Booth, which you can

547
00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:36.480
find out Projection Booth podcast dot com, where every episode we're looking at a

548
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:40.000
different movie, which most of the
time you haven't heard of. Sorry,

549
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:45.440
so big thanks to John Walker for
providing our theme music. Big thanks everybody

550
00:42:45.480 --> 00:42:51.480
for listening. Stick with us over
these next few episodes, and then return

551
00:42:52.079 --> 00:42:58.480
to this feed for listening to our
whole discussion of Barney Miller, and thank

552
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:01.360
you, by the way, for
everybody who actually knows who Chris and My

553
00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:07.360
Car on our Facebook group? Why
what a weird? What a weird conversation

554
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:12.679
of that one? Whoa who are
Chris and Mike? Oh God? I

555
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.079
feel that I can say whatever I
want to about that guy because I don't

556
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:19.079
think he's listening to the podcast.
You know. I think that's a safe

557
00:43:19.079 --> 00:43:22.559
bet considering how you know, he
asked who Chris and My Car? Sometimes

558
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:28.079
I wonder who we are Chris.
Sometimes I wonder, deep in our hearts,

559
00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:31.119
who are we really? Sometimes I
look up in the night sky and

560
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:36.039
I see the stars, and I
wonder, are those just blinking gases of

561
00:43:36.199 --> 00:45:47.320
light? Where is there more in
this universe? Um um um give m

562
00:45:47.639 --> 00:47:07.079
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