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So maybe we should just quit.
This operation has cost over fifty million dollars

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since lunch. US government policy is
very clear, never back down, never

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admit a mistake. That's why we
won over half the wars we fought.

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Four finger Discounted, Welcome to four
figure discap, the podcast that certainly belongs

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on frontline Infantry. This week we
hit a review episode hjb F two one.

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It is gi annoyed grunt. I
am dando oh and I'm going sorry.

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I was distracted. Those too busy
drawing a wang on mamat you got

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to drawing wings. I'm very basic. I'm just very just like line line

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assume shape at the end. Yeah, two circles and a U shape.

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Yeah, I don't have the skills
of this. What's his name? Seth

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No, who's from? Yeah?
From super Bad? Joona Hill Hill from

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super Bad. Yeah, apparently serious
dicks in that movie. Yeah, apparently

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it was either Seth's brother or Evan
Goldberg, Set's co writer who drew all

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the dicks. Okay, he's been
cantled. Apparently hasn't he? Seth Rog

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Jenna Hill apparently very controlling relationships and
yeah, using therapy speak to justify sort

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of being a little bit controlling.
I don't know. You had a lot

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of guys saying no, girl was
just you know, staying what he likes

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in relationships. Guys aren't allowed to
do that. Women saying no, you're

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not allowed to do that anyway.
M fun fun fact from the Super Bad

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commentary. Apparently they had to get
an adult with a very childlike hand drawing

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the actual dis because you could not
have an actual child drawing those penises or

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in proximity to those pictures of penises, couldn't just like c G I a

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small hand or something. This was
two thousand and eight. I probably would

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have looked like the Rockets and Tom
Scorpion one of the worst ces you guys

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ever, so terrible. But apparently
they got like a young woman to do

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it. But I mean, like
shit, yeah, over the age of

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eighteen, but with sort of hands
that would pass for that of a young

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boy. It was a hand model, it was. George was a hand

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model for a while in Sidefeld and
Joey I believe was a hand model as

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well. David Coveany was a hand
model in Zoolander. He was indeed,

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yeah, yeah, like a hand
model. Yeah, yeah, mine neither.

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I was looking at my hands the
other day, and you know they

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say that the hands are the real
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I mean, you can do all
manner of imagine if you actually done some

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manual labor as well. Holy oh
Jesus, that look like bloody, pretty

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kuger hands. You know, you
can do all mann of stuff to your

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face and get you know, botox
and whatever. But you look at the

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hands like are they wrinkly? Yeah, old fucker. And yeah, I

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was look at my hands going,
oh my god. So this question was

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to have in high school'd be like, look at your fingernails, right,

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and you just did that? Well
no, I was sort of showing and

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I was looking at the back of
my head. So you're doing the friends

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thing where it's like if you do
it, like you hold up your hand

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and you're like looking at it,
or do you fold them in on yourself?

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Look? Is that a friend's thing? Yeah? Yeah, they because

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I think Chandler actually did it looking
at the back of his hand as opposed

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to folding his folding it. Yeah, I always got that. Yeah,

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I never do that. Yeah,
I think I probably do the that,

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which means I'm not there's anything wrong
with that, Panzy by Very two thousand.

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Indeed, speaking of this episode,
not good. Yeah, you'll notice

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that we're not talking about GI don't
too much. I refuse to call a

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g I annoyed grunt. I hate
the way they do it in the titles

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when they say it's so clever it
was colever the first time or not anymore.

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Yeah, it's just dope. It's
dope. It's because they always write

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it. They don't write dope in
any of the scripts. To this day,

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it still says annoyd grunt. Okay, well we'll here on a good

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thing, stick to it, I
guess. But this is not a good

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thing. Need it was? This
episode not great? No, can I

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explain why I didn't like it?
Please do it. This is exactly even

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they're doing this episode here. It's
the opposite of what they did last week

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with the Treos of Horror, with
the end segment where it's like compared to

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the Iraq War, right, where
they raised the issue of the Iraqi War

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and whether it was right or wrong, they didn't do it in a way

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that was too on the nose.
This was just so blunt and to the

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point where it's like, ah,
enough already, yes, you guys brought

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a sledgehammer to a don't do a
satire party. I don't know. Something

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I was thinking about when watching the
episode this episode was I don't know what

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I dislike more something that brings nothing
to the table, or something that brings

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something kind of ship to the table
and things that's brought something great, which

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is what this episode did. You
know you basically brought a pack of gum

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to the potlug dinner and said,
here go get it's his make contribution.

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It's like, thanks for the pk
fucker. Yeah, so the great rocks

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up with a bag of Dorito's.
I feel like Georgia whenever George stands here

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is like, you know, like
he's bringing the packet of ding dongs and

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the pepsi to the party. You
know, people are gonna be coming up

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and say, I'm glad you brought
the pepsi. Yeah, but the thing

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is like, you know everyone has
to bringing sliders, and that's true,

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it would suck, and this episode
kind of sucked. Well, it's just

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it's it felt really I hate to
keep using the word lazy, but it

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felt lazy and like there wasn't a
lot of depth into the Okay, it's

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the idea of like, okay,
let'stgeous, let's still a thing about Americas

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forever wars and how we gets sort
of you know, how America gets bogged

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into these conflicts and never can find
their way out of them recently. Okay,

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yeah, that's fine, that's actually
not a bad idea, but you've

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got to do a little bit more
than that. Then on top of that,

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it's got the thing where it's explaining
jokes, like you know, with

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there's a bit with Krusty and he's
like, oh, well I got to

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able to get a Foxhead jacket and
put on this panda suit. Now I've

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got to put on panda slippers,
oh and Mokey gloves. And then on

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top of that he's got to say
what is he saying, Yeah, I'm

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I'm a terrible person or something.
Yeah, yeah, we're real classic,

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like, yeah, we get that. You didn't need to explain it.

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We're not stupid. I'm kind of
stupid, but I'm not that stupid.

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In fact, you make me feel
more stupid when you do that kind of

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shit. Yeah. Yeah, So
just a lot of really obvious gags in

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this and a lot of really sledgehammer
subtle satire, and yeah, that's never

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good combination. It's funny. I
get moments like that whenever we're watching shows

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like we always watched Brain Dead cop
shows like White Collar and stuff like that,

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and it's like, today we're gonna
be targeting this guy, and then

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someone in the team's like, yeah, he's the guy that did this and

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did this and did this, Like
everyone knows this. Why you repeat it?

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Oh, because the audience doesn't know. You've got to have some degree

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of exposition. But that what separates
the whet from the chaff, and how

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how cleverly you do that? Yeah, yeah, if you've just got I

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think one of the terms that you
used used in writers' rooms is as you

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know, Bob. That's what they
know, as you know Bob, the

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ef it rolls around the sun.
And I think they actually had that,

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you know, the movies like The
Day After Tomorrow and Independence Day and all

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that. They're really bad at that
and because they've suposally got all these really

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really smart people, but the audience
doesn't know about, you know, the

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things that they're talking about. So
they have someone explaining to like in the

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in the dafters, which I actually
really enjoy I haven't really watched since someone

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to to watch it. I just
remember the wolves looking shit. I always

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been at the wolves looking tell they're
as bad as the Rock and Scorpion King.

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But this guy's like the head of
the U. S meteor Meteorology Bureau

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and the heroes explaining something like,
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is what results in our temperate weather
in the US, and the guy says

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we all know that. It's like, I'm like, we didn't know that.

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Now we do know that, but
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guy's smart. It's always really awkward
and wed the hand them of forming like

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this is the worlds old man Johnson's
hound. Well, I'm aware I hand

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it to you. I have actually
found myself saying in realizing what am I

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looking at you? But not in
the room. No, actually that's true.

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There'll be times I sort of pick
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Do you ever have conversations with yourself? We'll not conversations, but just

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like now all the time do you
all the time? Yeah? In what

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way? What do you what do
you converse about? Oh? Just yeah,

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I'm sort of idiot head or out
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Okay, I love it. I
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I think it sort of helps me
articulate ideas that I might be, Yeah,

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that I'm floating around upstairs, and
if I sort of throw them out

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into the into the world, it's
like that actually didn't sound as nuts as

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I thought of it, Or if
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like I'm going to find the best
way to articulate this. Yeah, I'm

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explaining it to myself anyway. I'm
like, that's it. I'm an idiot,

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right, And if I'm reading a
book, I'll find I'll get to

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the end of a page I'm like, I read it, but I didn't

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read it. I find if I
read it something out, I absorb it

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far easier than I'm just reading it
in my head. Let me tell you

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one of the funniest things that ever
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but weirdest and most kind of like, oh, there's a meaning to

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the world. It started this new
book, and for some reason I felt

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like reading it out loud. I
mean, I was enjoying the way the

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writer was laying out their pros.
I'm going to read this out loud.

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I think it'd sound nuts if I
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pages, the writer wrote in the
book, how good it is to read

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something out loud. And I'd never
read this beoo before and I had no

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idea that this was coming. It
was like, what the fuck. It's

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like, it's weird some things that
happened. Yeah, but I sometimes now

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I've got I'm reading Joe Sali's book
at the moment and the kids were around.

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I was like, I can't read
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I have to read in silence.
And then I read it in silence

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and I was like, I'm still
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it out loud. I read it
lad a couple of page and I was

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like, ah, yeah, that's
what he was talking about. Yeah,

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so there's that. And then on
top of that, Sorry, just to

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go back to, you know,
things that I sort of had an issue

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with with this episode, just like
I don't know how long ago joined the

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Navy was probably a fair few seasons
ago, but that episode made such an

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impression and it's like, you're just
going to sort of trot out a lot

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of the same ideas. I know
that you know you're going to repeat yourself

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over time, particularly if you've been
going for as long as the sentence as

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But yeah, this felt just kind
of like plus Simpson Tide came even before

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that one where they joined them when
he home was in the Navy, but

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this was literally the same jokes his
hair getting cut off. I was just

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like, I've seen all this before, Yeah, and more entertainingly. So

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yeah, that last act of them
just invading the springfield, I was like,

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ah, I get the joke.
I got it ten minutes ago,

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but you just it's just just felt
the same joke over and over again.

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Yeah. Anyway, it was not
good. The other thing for me was,

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so we had Trees of Horror last
week, right, so they kind

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of copied the story of the theme
of the whole Iraqi war. There were,

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but we've had we take episode three, episode five. They both started

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the exact same way in that.
Episode three started with them at the mall,

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but it was all broken down.
There was nothing left. This one

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here one episode later and it's fine
again. My very first note, so

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the mall is operational again. Okay, literally, the next episode. Yeah

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what, Yeah, I mean,
god, at least make it a different

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mall, you know, have it
be the dirt Mall, would be the

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market Square of Springfield. I just
I just very geelong reference. I think

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we discussed it on our review we
have, but go back and ever listen.

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I was just I could not believe. I'm like, okay, I'm

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I know it's been broken up by
a treeouse of horror, but still,

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these are two episodes like Cannon episodes. We say Cannon quotation marks, but

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Cannon episodes back to back once they
both start the exact same way at the

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mall, except in one episode it's
gone and one episode it's thriving. I

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was like, this is just is
it lazyiness? What is it? Is

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it? No? I just don't
care. Yeah either, whatever the reason

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it's disappointing. Tell you what wasn't
disappointing in this episode. Kiefer Sutherland.

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Yeah, he's always awesome. He
is. Indeed, you're going to love

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the twenty four episode where he played
where he plays himself excellent. Yeah,

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excellent because he's not himself Jack.
Yes, indeed, but clearly having a

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lot of fun with this. I
mean Keith's dad. Donald was. Everyone

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knows Donald Sutherland. He's a pointing
guy. He's a pointing guy. Yeah

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yeah, pointing guy from the end
of the Invasion the Bod Yeah yeah,

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yeah, yes. But he has
one of the most lovely voices. Yeah,

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he melliflous. He's been on The
Simpsons. Know who he was?

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Yeah he was. He exposed the
horrible truth about Gibt Springfield. Oh he

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didn't expose it. He tried to
hide it. That's oh correct, Yes,

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yes, yes, you're you're banned
from this museum, you and your

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children and your children's children for three
months. Lovely, lovely voice, fantastic

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actor, and keeper is much the
same. You know. I've got a

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lot of time for Keith. So
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few eighties movies not long ago,
and rewatched The Lost Boys, and it

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was one of those movies that I
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I was a teenage movie snob and
I was kind of like this,

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a bit fleshy and a bit this
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think, yeah, I would have
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I would have been like seventeen or
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it's fun. It's pretty good for
I rewatched it recently. It's kind of

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rocks. This is actually I mean
yeah, I mean, you're you've become

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that guy that everyone complains about just
for a different decade of films. So

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you're like, oh, the millennials
now they go back to films from twenty

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years ago, and you know it
was actually good Scooby dude, and you're

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like, you know, it was
actually good Lost Boys, So I paid

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no attention to me, but yeah, rewatching Lost Boys like this actually kind

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of rocking. And never I've never
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it's kind of good. Yeah,
Okay, I've just never been a vampire

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guy. Okay, this has got
vampires in so maybe it's not your thing.

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But you know, Keifer is the
lead Lost Boy and yeah, you

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look at me, Yeah you're kind
of you're pretty fucking cool. You're very

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charismatic, and yeah, your eyes
are just sort of drawn to him,

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and he's just rocking the best mullet
ever in this really cool effidence. Yeah,

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Keifer Suttling, that guy tends to
deliver from on no stand. He's

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a real like a complete party animal. Really, yeah, I mean the

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guy likes a drink. Apparently he's
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TV shows for Nicolo and like we
see his Facebook, we're gonna watch this

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show. Well that's the thing.
I mean, I remember it being a

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huge deal when in like we're making
a show called twenty four and Keifer Sutherlin's

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in the lead. Is like,
wow, I thought he only did movies.

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Doing TV that's great. Yeah,
I mean, well that's a good

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get for twenty four. And then
he rocked it on. It had the

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cool novelty niche of it being twenty
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coolest thing ever. Sure did.
Yeah, but he's done what Designated Survivors

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since? And rabbit Hole as well? Yeah, we were or two others.

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We watched both of those. I
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Designated Survival was they didn't end it. Okay, It's like I think it

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got canceled and they never like resolved
an issue and they brought it back for

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like one extra season and this wasn't
the same, And yeah, nothing worse

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than that. If I was running
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yeah, or something like that.
I would ensure it's like, oh,

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the show's not rating. But if
it's ended on a cliffanger, okay,

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you get like a ninety minute movie
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Yeah, all right, here's the
money, go write it, wrap

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everything up. It puts you in
good faith with like the fans and just

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people going forward us. Yeah.
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sure I've mentioned on the show in
the past, but one of my favorite

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shows in the late nineties was the
show called Now and Again, where this

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everyday family man who'd been killed in
in Excellent his consciousness was transferred into the

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body of this super soldier. They
like, we've got the body, but

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we don't have a spirit and a
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we're going to put this guy in
it. And how no sounds fiction?

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Okay, And you know he's got
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but he's still got the brain and
sensitivity of this middle aged suburbanite who's

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still in love with his wife and
kids. And you know, it's like

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you can't go over you can't ever
interact with them. That's got to ruin

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the experiments, but they don't know
no, no, and he's yeah,

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they just know he's dead. But
who's this guy? Who's this young,

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you know, buff guy who's trying
to sort of vaguely his way into our

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lives. And it ended on this
absolute clifhang, and I'm like, I

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can't wait to see what happens neck
now and again canceled. I'm like,

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oh, you motherfuckers they went and
they never resolved. That sucks. Yeah,

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yeah, but it was such a
good series. Maybe you should write

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your own finale. I think that's
how a lot of things actually, female

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lawyer having lots of sense. You'll
know we are talking about anything, but

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gee, I know we should probably
talk about it. Yeah, but we

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have point at Keith of someone.
But the thing is, I just thought

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this episode just felt very much of
the same same, just not done as

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good with the whole Homer joining the
Navy, but this is the army.

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They even't referenced that episode in this
in this one here and March points out,

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no, you've joined the Navy before, and things like that. Nothing

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really I found all that funny in
this episode. I'm sure that there were

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one or two bits and pieces in
there. Well, let's get to them.

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He my favorite. So what were
your favorite moments? I enjoyed Squeaky

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Voice of teens line about the shoe
measurers for measuring show. Excuse me,

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I'm gonna ruin my first tribut question. He's now an only a Squeaky Voice

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team, he's mister Friedman. I'm
like, why did you name him?

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This guy doesn't need a name?
Yeah, because what can you say?

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The boss? That's a good point, our manager. This is one of

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those things where it's like, I
don't know, Yeah, you'd think there'd

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be a safety net in the room
going, let's not give him a name?

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Kind when they when they reveal the
name of comic book guy, he

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doesn't he's comic book guy, doesn't
know. I don't want to know his

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name. It makes him human.
Then he's not the butt of our jokes

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anymore. Yeah, but I did
like that he was Yeah, that it

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was measuring shoes and nothing else.
Yeah, I thought that's pretty funny.

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What else I'm sure? Oh?
I really enjoyed the most was the Loney

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Tunes parody, which doesn't really make
much sense, but I just just a

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visual of it. I thought it
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then, it's kind of like I
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to have that's all folks having come
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it's like, I think most of
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probably wouldn't have. Well, that's
when you know, if you're well,

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if kids are watching it by themselves, they're going to go, what's that's

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all? Folks mean, if they're
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they might go, oh, well, cartoons in my day were called looney

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tunes, and that's how they used
to sign off at the end. So

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back in mind, I learned something
for the kids would never say for me.

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Grew up in the nineties, we
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It was like the closing, like
doom, Dundurn, what what are your

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We've we've got the we've talked about
it before that The dog, Sit boy,

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good dog? Yeah? What are
your your favorite ones besides Fox?

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Is like the iconic one? Yeah? I mean I do like the Grazie

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films, one that's you do yeah, yeah, And I associated with TV

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shows. I watch the episode without
hearing that at the end. The trist

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is a try star. I think
it's Castle Rock, that's right, Yeah,

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with the lighthouse and everything. That's
great. Uh. David Kelly,

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who did a lot of law shows
like Boston Legal and l A Law.

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I think he had one where with
like his grandma was watching hockey and the

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puck came out of the screen and
hit hit her on the head and like

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you stinker, Oh you stinker.
Yeah that was Duke Carrey show, I

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reckon. Oh okay, you stinker. I remember. I remember it from

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a lot of David productions. I'm
sure there are others that I like.

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My man Stephen jknewll maker of I
don't he made Magnum p I, but

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he made a lot of cop shows
in the eighties, very prolific. And

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you see him sort of at his
typewriter bashing shit away and then he sort

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of rips the paper and throws it
over his shoulder and it becomes the sea

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and Stephen J. Can now they
take that off in the Simpsons when Simpsons

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the writer. That's right. Yeah, So yeah, that's one of my

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favorites. And one I was like
that dude looks cool because he was like

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a middle aged dude. But he
had like he sort of looked like the

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ultimate writer of mid level thrillers for
dads. Yeah, he's absolute. So

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many of these. I can afford
my own helicopter. So that's yeah,

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that's what he looked like. I
thought that would be a cool life.

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A video popped up on social media
this week where it's just all those bits

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back to back to back, and
I was like, oh my heart,

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I need the link. It's just
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But the man of Nostolgia for it, hold and ship. Speaking of

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Stagia, I'm thinking of another thing
that I did, Like they sort of

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paint as a joke or as a
as a form of torture that Homer has

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to go live with Abe Simpson and
all the others at the retirement castle.

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Am I maybe I'm I'm already old, I'm getting older. But I'm like

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someone bringing soup and someone singing songs
where they work, and name it of

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the songs it was judged duty in
the afternoons. Fucking rat, What are

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you complaining about? Home? This
sounds awesome. Pj's all day, pants

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around my belly? What's you talking
about? This is bad? What are

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so we're just looking at the patrons. I'm going down down to please stop

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saying what are you talking about?
Honestly, God, guys, every single

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time he doesn't he puts his hands
up. Yeah. Do. It's like

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when you do his Zoidberg and when
you do so Yeah. That were my

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favorite bits. I mean yeah.
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of driving through the streets of Springfield
lugi his line, come and join the

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I remember, I want to get
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You're just gonna be a fight Doll
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you'll get your name it out on
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mister Davis, what is your first
question for me? Okay, mister Friedman?

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Was my first question? Yeah?
No, no, no, no,

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but that's my first question. Gone, okay, answer? What's Freeman?

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Yeah? Well, okay, the
Squeaky Voys teen. He is quitting

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the shoe shop to work where oh, It's jolly something, isn't it.

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It is Jolly to Marla, Jolly
to Marlay. What is that? Tomale

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is it's looking up? I know
Tomale the hot to Marley. It's our

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lovely Wives and that's correct hot tomorrow. Look look up Jolly to Marley.

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Is it an actual place? Because
look at some one looking up Jolly Tomrley.

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Springfield Mexican restaurant. Okay, it's
in Springfield as well, but Tamaley

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itself is like a it's only in
Springfield. Pretty local reference there. Cool,

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there's many Springfields in America. But
anyway, Indeed, Mexican on one

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sort of like food that I've never
really been huge. I don't like spicy

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food and I always feel unwell after
it. The same with Chinese food.

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I think it's all the MSG they're
put in Chinese food. Yeah, I

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mean, I don't mind Chinese food, but it's not really my go to.

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We're more tie now, whereas I
will definitely go for Mexican. I

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love Mexican. Yeah, Mexican graffiti
was like the fun place when I was

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like, everyone goes to Mexican Graffiti. Now it's just like that's like the

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poor man's Mexican food restaurant now a
little bit, yeah, I mean,

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but it's always been there. It
was plus, it was always you know,

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it was somewhere you went when you
were like a group of seventeen year

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olds ago and have for dinner.
Yeah, I'm going to say it's a

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bunch of crazy crap on the walls, you know. But nowadays and I'll

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go to Zambrero if I want my
takeaway brito, pay twice as much and

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get half the amount of food.
Probably the cat. When we went to

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Mixing Graffiti about two years ago,
Nicolo and I, she got really sick

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after eat. But I think it
was a bit of heat stroke as well,

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because we went to that amazing things
out in bull Lap area where it's

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like amaze outside. It's near the
Mini Gold that's we went there after eating

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Mexican and we didn't bring a drink
bottle and it was hot. That's a

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bad combo. I don't play Mixing
Graffiti for that at all. But I

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remember like ordering like a brito and
it was massive. I love a massive

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Breta. I mean when Lunar in
California a few months ago, our friend

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Claire, who was hosting us took
us to this, Yeah, placed by

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the side of those Tacorea called my
Familia, and you know, it looked

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kind of a bit shabby. I
swear to god, had the best goddamn

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burrito. It was fantastic, you
know. And they kept bringing like little

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things of guacan chips to the top, no mass so yeah, I mean

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it was very good to have authentic
Californian mix. Yeah, that is awesome.

402
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What was on the brito? Oh, godly, it had just about

403
00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:51.000
everything else. I mean, you
know, had your beans, your lettucey

404
00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:53.519
tomato, you pick out a gallo, a bunch of guaking, there's our

405
00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:56.279
cream cheese. I think I had
chicken. Holy shit, that's a lot

406
00:24:56.279 --> 00:25:00.480
of food that was delicious. So
good. We're having Tucos for dinner.

407
00:25:02.039 --> 00:25:03.720
Yes, one of the things that
my kids will actually eat. Holy you

408
00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:07.640
eat anything. She doesn't hit that
agent where she's Yeah, but alliot,

409
00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:11.680
it's just like I eat this,
I ain't eat this if it doesn't start

410
00:25:11.720 --> 00:25:14.240
with Mick something. He hadn't eating
it. Oh, he's turning into yeah,

411
00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:15.960
like you said the other day,
he's getting a bit sort of stroppy.

412
00:25:17.119 --> 00:25:18.359
Yeah, well he's always been like
this though, he's been fussy with

413
00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:21.880
his food. It's so much like
attitude. But he's just like, I

414
00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:23.599
don't want this, I'm not hungry. Well, I have nuggets, though,

415
00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:27.599
nog you are for a nugget?
Kids like nugget nuggets and chips is

416
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:30.160
like the best thing when you're a
kid. Mate. Kids love nugs,

417
00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:33.759
Yeah, they do, indeed,
so adults. But I also love trivia.

418
00:25:33.799 --> 00:25:36.799
So hit me with another question.
Hit me another one of yours.

419
00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:41.279
According to Millhouse, where is a
town where cool kids can be found?

420
00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:44.119
Oh? That's my next question.
Dearborn Michigan. Dearborn Michigan. Correct,

421
00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:48.720
So hit me another one of yours. You're still online. The bart statue

422
00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:56.240
that largest holding is labeled what I
remember she was holding it? Yeah?

423
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.880
Hm, No, it's called the
Cower Bunker Kids, Cower Bunker Kid.

424
00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:02.880
Yeah, you see another gig that
doesn't really go anywhere, or a bit

425
00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:06.079
that doesn't go anywhere. And sometimes
I don't mind those where it's like it's

426
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:08.400
all that about this start very much
just killing time while await in the movie.

427
00:26:08.480 --> 00:26:11.000
Yeah, it's like, why are
you holding statues like this? Why

428
00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:15.160
have you? Yeah? This episode
wasn't it at all. It didn't make

429
00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.720
me angry. It was just like, oh, what am I watching here?

430
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:22.440
Yeah? Yeah. People sometimes say
it's like, oh, that's ninety

431
00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:23.599
minutes of my life I'll never get
back, and this was honestly, yeah,

432
00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:26.759
twenty something minutes of my life I'll
never get back. I'm like,

433
00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:30.519
I gotta been eating a nose burrito. Yeah yeah. I final question then,

434
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.519
that you haven't stolen? What time
did I go to the reservoir?

435
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:37.119
Oh, I've written down a time, but I think it might be something

436
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:41.200
different. Eleven o three? No, what time was it? Eight pm?

437
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:44.240
Eight pm? Okay? When did
they say the reason? Oh?

438
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:45.319
Yeah? Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeh yeah, that's right.

439
00:26:47.039 --> 00:26:51.400
I was trying to be a very
sneaky squirrel. There's a bit during

440
00:26:51.440 --> 00:26:53.799
the Looney Tunes bit where Homer is
in front of like a grandfather clock or

441
00:26:53.880 --> 00:27:00.039
something. Ah okay, and I
was like, Dannel will never get And

442
00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.039
then it turns out I didn't even
understand what the question that I read there?

443
00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:06.599
Have you got time for one more
from me? For it? Let's

444
00:27:06.599 --> 00:27:08.920
do it? Okay? What is
Homer's major malfunction? He cares too much?

445
00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:12.519
And I was like, does he
eh, I'm pretty sure established it.

446
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:15.079
He's a prick. Yeah, and
I guess it's the joke that he

447
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:22.000
doesn't actually care too much, but
still don't remind me, what are you

448
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:26.799
talking about? God, we did
it in fucking fandom. I didn't realize.

449
00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:29.960
By the way, Maurice LaMarsh was
a voice on this as well,

450
00:27:30.079 --> 00:27:33.079
because he did the previous one,
Chess of Horror Awes and Wales, but

451
00:27:33.119 --> 00:27:37.640
he was also the voice of the
assistant Colonel. Doesn't sound like Maurice LaMarsh.

452
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:41.680
It's usually a very like calculine and
awesome Wells kind of voice. But

453
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:45.640
yeah, this was very different anonymous. Yeah. But the original air date

454
00:27:47.039 --> 00:27:51.920
of g I Annoyd Grunt was November
twelve, two thousand and six. It

455
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.839
was written by Daniel Chun and directed
by Nancy Kruz. The chalkboar gag we

456
00:27:55.920 --> 00:27:59.319
are not all naked under our clothes
and the couch gag The Simpsons are on

457
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:00.839
a car wash and they don't have
a good time, do they? No,

458
00:28:02.400 --> 00:28:04.480
wait forever to it did go for
a little while. Yeah, have

459
00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:08.359
you ever been in a car wash? But not in a car That would

460
00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:11.160
be silly, It would be,
wouldn't it. I saw a video prop

461
00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:15.160
up on my feed literally this morning. I think it's weird that you asked

462
00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:18.200
me this. I was like,
two girls get trapped in the car wash,

463
00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:21.519
and it's like they clearly jumped out
of the car thinking it'd be funny,

464
00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:25.119
and they're not trapped. They're jumping
in front and like pretending like they're

465
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:27.720
Oh my god, I like,
you brought this upon yourself. Yeah,

466
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:30.839
and you are not trying to get
out of the situation. You are encouraging

467
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.359
it. And you're jumping in front
of the soap and it's like six minutes

468
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:37.759
long of them and it's going my
coven and bubbles sixt minutes. I was

469
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.400
like, oh my god, what
is happening to this world? And then

470
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.400
you watch g I Doll. Yeah, exactly right. But there was a

471
00:28:44.480 --> 00:28:47.640
kicks off at the mall, which
has been refurbished all new, and it's

472
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:51.559
all back to the pace of seven
days. Yes, exactly right, and

473
00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:53.680
and I've just got here. Didn't
we just have an intro when it was

474
00:28:53.720 --> 00:29:00.359
abandoned? Anyway, Millhouse wants to
go see the mannequin. Then a crush

475
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:04.279
on at Banana Republic but thinks it's
beautiful as well, which doesn't go anywhere.

476
00:29:04.440 --> 00:29:08.119
That's the end of that one.
I don't know. I guess it's

477
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:11.640
an exciting incident to get them to
the all. But what a weird inciting

478
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:17.880
incident? What? Yeah, just
go the mall ah. I mean,

479
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:22.839
I suppose it's fun that you know
Millhouses, he's unlucky in love and all

480
00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:29.079
this kind of stuff, and yeah, not great. But they say the

481
00:29:29.119 --> 00:29:32.400
bullies, and they think this is
their chance to take advantage and bully them

482
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:36.160
because their employees, and you can't
do anything to the customer. Customers always

483
00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:38.279
right. Yeah, but they didn't
really think this planned through because there's going

484
00:29:38.359 --> 00:29:41.319
to be a time when they're off
the clock. Yeah. I don't ask

485
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:45.160
questions. That doesn't make sense,
that's question. Don't put logic into these

486
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:51.920
story quote red Little Media one of
my favorite sciences. Don't ask questions.

487
00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:56.480
Just to consume product, then it
can started for the next product. That's

488
00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:59.559
the thing. There's going to be
many episodes in this season, I reckon

489
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:03.960
where the branding of Who Cares comes
into the equation. This is gonna be

490
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:06.359
one of those ones where they probably
would have asked a question about this,

491
00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:07.839
that and the other Who Cares?
We've got a movie to make. They're

492
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:12.400
pulling on a Matt Selmon, they're
pulling a salmon. Looks like I pulled

493
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:17.000
a salmon. But mister Friedman,
the Squeaky Voice team now has a name.

494
00:30:17.440 --> 00:30:18.079
He is their boss. And he
says, you know, you can't

495
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:22.680
do anything to the employees, but
Mill has has been douchebags. I mean,

496
00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:23.440
the bully has been beaten up.
So they kind of deserve it.

497
00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:27.400
Yes, And Friedman says he leaves
for Jolly Tomalley. That's sort of it

498
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:30.720
for funny reasons, like because they
pay more and my money my mother needs

499
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:34.079
the money. I was like,
oh, yeah, that's not a gag,

500
00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:37.759
that's just a line, you know. I mean, we've talked to

501
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.519
Little Past about some episodes. They've
got joke density. It's like, oh,

502
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:45.079
they keep on coming thick and fast, and these are coming thin and

503
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:48.240
slow. This felt like they went
with like the specscript that the base ye

504
00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:52.079
all added to it. The I
keep mixing up George Meyer and Schwartzwelder where

505
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:56.319
they're talking about it's what's wild.
I do. Yeah, I do the

506
00:30:56.319 --> 00:30:59.119
ship draft, and then I get
to rewrite it and turn it into a

507
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:03.400
fun drafts like you got us One's
World the first draft. Yeah, even

508
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:07.119
a Swartzweld first draft was much better
than this probably was. Yeah, but

509
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:08.440
he leaves for Jolly Tomiley, as
we said, and he's rule for not

510
00:31:08.480 --> 00:31:11.799
waiting on the customer's leaves with him. And we see the boys now tied

511
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:15.759
up in the window with the shoelaces. The Army's what do you call these

512
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:19.920
guys? Just the recruiters. Yeah, they entrup the teenagers, idle teens

513
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:26.759
at one o'clock intercepting in three two
s up. Guys heard the new rapsd

514
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:30.599
Yo, I don't know what I
did more hip hop, krunk or serving

515
00:31:30.680 --> 00:31:33.359
my country. You guys hitting on
us, No, man, we just

516
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:37.319
want to talk to you about something
near and dear to us. But being

517
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:41.839
gay close the Army because of exciting
current events. The Army needs new members,

518
00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:45.519
new members who want to earn money
for college. And see, you're

519
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.680
part of the world that tourists never
go to. Don the Army have to

520
00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:53.519
fight in wars, not wars,
global struggles. You guys like globes.

521
00:31:53.720 --> 00:32:00.519
Let's go, dude, damn it. Even the dumbest teenagers and the dumbest

522
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:04.680
town and the dumbest state no better
than they joined the Army. Yeah,

523
00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:07.440
I mean they're obviously playing this up, but I mean, this was a

524
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.359
pretty big deal in the in the
mid two thousands or early two thousands.

525
00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:14.400
It's like, we need to shore
up the numbers, and they were trying

526
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:16.079
to appeal to the youth. Yeah, so there was a lot of recruiting

527
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:19.640
going on. Yeah, I mean, of course they're playing it of the

528
00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:22.119
comic purposes, like hey, who's
into hip hop? But yeah, I

529
00:32:22.160 --> 00:32:25.079
mean I think there was a fair
bit of trying to be down with the

530
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:30.839
kids. Yeah, they're very anti
army the Simpsons, right, Daniel Chinese

531
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:35.319
anyway, whoever wrote this episode,
because like being gay close. Yeah,

532
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:37.920
it's like they just really they didn't
pull it. They just went crazy,

533
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:40.720
didn't they Eide. It's just so
on the nose where it like it wasn't

534
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:44.039
clever. None of this was clever. But I felt like the end of

535
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:47.359
Trios of Horror last week was clever
in the way they sort of like linked

536
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:51.200
it to Iraq, right, But
this here just felt like, Ah,

537
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.559
we get the fucking joke. You
know, you don't like the war?

538
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:57.720
Can we move on? I'm watching
this show to get away from real world

539
00:32:57.799 --> 00:33:00.960
fucking problems. You know. An
occasional joke is fine, but a whole

540
00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:05.119
episode of this just felt like way
too much. If you're gonna, you

541
00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:08.160
know, take aim at this kind
of target, you know, you come

542
00:33:08.200 --> 00:33:12.359
with the King, you better not
miss. As they say. Yeah,

543
00:33:12.559 --> 00:33:15.359
I was going to ask you,
though, what's your thoughts when you walk

544
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:17.880
through like the mail or the mall
in town, the westfield, whatever,

545
00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:22.079
and you see these people trying to
sell ship, It's like do you go

546
00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:24.279
turn around? Do you walk around
them, or do you alway something?

547
00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:28.880
I just get the stare and like
I'm fixated on this point right here.

548
00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:31.559
Ignore and I'm still terrible. Hey
buddy, Hey buddy, You're like,

549
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.279
you know they're talking to you.
You're just like, nah, I will

550
00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:40.839
depending on who they are and how
they present and can't today, mate,

551
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:51.119
Sorry you speak it. I've shipped
myself. I'm gonna try that next time

552
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.400
I have ship myself. It's like
you'd sort of start doing a little walls.

553
00:33:55.559 --> 00:34:00.440
I'm turtling Prairie, got to go
that. But the good thing is

554
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:04.200
when you have a kid, he
can news them as excuse I should have

555
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.039
pants made, changing nappy or mum's
waiting for her with a nappy bag.

556
00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:09.000
And then I was like, no
worries, mate noes and you return like

557
00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:14.760
ten seconds like you said, you
go and change nappy. I'm real good

558
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:16.519
at it. The thing is,
when I like to them get around them,

559
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:19.960
I try my best to make sure
I'll never go into that area off.

560
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:22.920
I don't want to be called out
as a liar, particularly you know

561
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:27.440
when they're they've probably got the moral
high ground because magnific I see him again.

562
00:34:27.480 --> 00:34:30.119
But it's like, hey, do
you want to help people with heart

563
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:34.039
disease? Like I guess, but
not today. How much have you donated?

564
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:38.639
I'll match what you donated. I'm
doing eating my time. That's true.

565
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:45.639
I don't care disease. Yeah,
but yeah. So basically, they're

566
00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:47.880
trying to recruit the bullies here.
It's not working, so they decide to

567
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:51.960
go younger and it cats with them
at the school. I did like the

568
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.719
fact that they sort of explained this
by Skinner setting it up because he's form

569
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:58.360
of sergeant things like that. But
even he's just like I no, no,

570
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:00.679
I'm not going there. No.
But the kids taking it back the

571
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:04.079
whole sort of like trying to pitch
the army to the kids was pretty funny.

572
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:06.960
How many of you like violent video
games. How about it? You

573
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:08.559
know us a video game, but
it was real. This guy, this

574
00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:12.960
guy's a legend. And they showed
the video of the various villains getting shot,

575
00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:17.239
including Jason Foroyes. Yeah, and
a deadly hurricane and the American leaders

576
00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:21.880
now in a rock band and the
Army. It's everything you like. They

577
00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.320
encourage them to pre enlist because they're
too young to sign up now for America's

578
00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:28.239
next unresolvable conflict. I means we're
getting revealed that was skinn of the Helps

579
00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:32.800
in a month, but then tells
margin Homer what Homer, I son joined

580
00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:37.079
the Army. Big deal. By
the time Bart's eighteen, We're going to

581
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:42.519
control the world. We're China,
right. But Lisa, she's now in

582
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:45.320
PJ even this, I'm just like
she's eight. I don't know. This

583
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:51.239
episode was just ship. It was
shit. We'll get their crusty gag with

584
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:54.199
the baby pans and the monkey mittens
classic. Yeah. It's like, yeah,

585
00:35:54.440 --> 00:36:00.280
yes, yes, we're out at
the Army recruitment center and suicidals are

586
00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:02.239
welcome, as it says out the
front, and Homs like saying, can

587
00:36:02.239 --> 00:36:06.039
you please get rid of Bart?
Don't let him and roll he's too young.

588
00:36:06.119 --> 00:36:07.719
They say, fine, but they
realize I can convince Homer. So

589
00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.000
basically he's a When I say to
him, he's like, oh, I

590
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:12.800
don't want to be gone for too
long on a big target like you,

591
00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.400
you'll be home soonder. Then later
you're playing on his masculinity as well,

592
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:21.599
And I was like, oh,
sounds like me implying that Marge wears the

593
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:22.519
pants in the family and all that. So it's a way for home and

594
00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:30.199
reclaimed his masculinity and stuff like that. Is this a whole lot of I

595
00:36:30.280 --> 00:36:35.239
mean, there's interesting ideas, but
poorly executed. I mean, I just

596
00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:37.719
don't give a ship. I don't
want this rubbed in my face. I

597
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.079
don't know. I feel like the
Simpsons when needs to do this kind of

598
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:46.400
thing, they do it in a
far more less on the nose entertaining funny

599
00:36:46.559 --> 00:36:52.039
way. In a funny way.
Yeah, this wasn't funny anyway. So

600
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.559
and another problem was too in Simpson
time when he joined the navy, a

601
00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:59.840
lot of like the Springfieldians joined with
him, right with this one here,

602
00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:01.840
we like Cletus and Homer and like
a bunch of fucking nobodies. I was

603
00:37:01.880 --> 00:37:07.039
like this, what, Yeah,
and Rainy a Wolfcastle. Yeah for one

604
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.840
line, I mean, and also
why yeah, I've enlisted to do movies.

605
00:37:12.880 --> 00:37:15.559
I'm like, why why are you
doing it this way? Yeah?

606
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.119
Why are you going through basic?
What's going on this? Yeah? I

607
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.719
don't know. Let us basic.
So Homer then leaves for the army and

608
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.960
he makes Maggie cry, which I'm
assuming you would have loved seeing kids cry.

609
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:30.480
I love it, but it's just
it was kind of sad. He's

610
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:35.639
just like like, like, so, Homer's doesn't work anymore. He listened

611
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:39.840
to the army. He's just leaving
the family behind. What making his kids

612
00:37:39.840 --> 00:37:45.960
cry? And yeah, and just
the what was the whole thing that he

613
00:37:46.039 --> 00:37:49.440
was saying. It's like, oh, you won't yeah, that's right,

614
00:37:49.519 --> 00:37:52.480
you won't let petrol get that expensive? Will more than a hundred dollars?

615
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:54.800
Yeah, one hundred cents a gallon
or something like that. Yeah. They

616
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:59.960
arrive at Fort Clinton, not that
Clinton. And Homer says, you know,

617
00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:02.760
what is it not his fault?
What's his big major male fas malfunction?

618
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:07.079
Yeah, which is a reference to
Full Metal Jacket. What is your

619
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:09.440
major malfunction? That's two movies and
one that one isn't it that we discussed

620
00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:14.559
before the first half is the first
half is fucked up. Yeah, yeah,

621
00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:15.920
and the second half is kind of
forgettable. It's it's like you just

622
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:17.719
turned it off after the first half. It kind of is. There's this

623
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:22.880
meme going around. You've ever seen
that. There's that meme where I don't

624
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.239
know if it's from Sinbad or Roaderldorado, but someone's got a whole lot of

625
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:30.599
swords at their throat. No,
but fucking a vision it though. Yeah.

626
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:34.320
But the prompt question is is what's
your opinion on such and such that

627
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:37.320
gets you like this? And one
was like, what's your unpopular movie opinion

628
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:42.960
that gets you like unpopular opinion?
Yeah, and you know some people say,

629
00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.519
oh no, Godfather three is the
best of the trilogy or some and

630
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:49.679
someone said, second half a film
full metal Jack is better than the first.

631
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:55.800
Everyone's like, Gill is the second
half it doesn't end with go Pile

632
00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:00.239
blowing his brains out. Yeah,
okay, but but yeah, if you

633
00:39:00.280 --> 00:39:02.719
have never seen that movie, watch
the first half at least. Yeah.

634
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:06.320
I mean it does set the bar
really high for like leak, yeah,

635
00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:12.719
terrific insults. Yeah, but it
is very bleak. Indeed, War as

636
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:15.480
hell. Do you actually see him
shoot himself or was it cut away?

637
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.360
I think you see Hi shoot himself. Okay, yeah, spoiler for Full

638
00:39:19.360 --> 00:39:22.639
Metal Jacket. But speaking of people
shooting themselves, I've noticed Twitter lately because

639
00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:28.199
of the water that's going on.
There's no like restrictions on the videos on

640
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:30.400
Twitter, Like I'm sure through my
feet, I'm like, I don't want

641
00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:34.920
to see this ship. Yeah,
Elon's sucking up like like have you seen

642
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.159
videos people getting shot in the water? And I was like, why is

643
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:39.039
this in my feet? I think
that's suggested for you. I'm like,

644
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:44.519
why what are you talking about?
I think I said to you that I

645
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:49.920
saw, Yeah, and it pertains
particularly to the Israel Hamas. At the

646
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:53.800
moment, there was like footage of
someone with the hoe yeah, well GoPro

647
00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:57.199
on their head and looks like they
were using a garden how to try and

648
00:39:57.199 --> 00:40:00.159
behead someone. I think the person
was already dead and they were like I'm

649
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:01.599
going to come up there with his
garden home and they like whacking into this

650
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:05.440
person's neck. Now, the footage
was so shitty that it's kind of like

651
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:07.880
I can't tell if this is manufactured, And luckily I can't really it's not.

652
00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:12.360
And this person so shit with a
gardener that they're not really backing the

653
00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:16.599
neck too. Sighting is clearer than
this video. True Alien Autopsy has been

654
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:20.760
a cinematography than this. But at
the same time, I was like,

655
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:28.039
even if this is not real,
the proximity to current events and all this

656
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:31.360
kind of stuff is just tasteless.
So, you know, I don't know.

657
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:34.440
We used to be we used to
make things in this world, and

658
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:37.400
now Elon Musk is just fucking up
social media because the other thing is I

659
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.039
mean Twitter used to be, for
all its faults, when you had situations

660
00:40:40.159 --> 00:40:45.960
like this, it was really a
good source of information because people you know,

661
00:40:46.159 --> 00:40:50.480
on the ground would be able to
say, this is what it's actually

662
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:52.320
like. I go to Twitter.
Now, well not so much anymore,

663
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:55.679
but when I want to know information
of what's happening right now, I wouldn't

664
00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:59.320
go to the news websites. I
go to Twitter. Yeah, yeah,

665
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:00.719
it's training, and then you sort
of get a little bit more information,

666
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:04.360
yeah, to find out like what's
actually happening, Oh this is training.

667
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:07.719
Okay, yeah you're right, but
yeah I was. I was just scrolling

668
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:09.679
through last night. It's like a
guy with like blows his head off,

669
00:41:09.679 --> 00:41:12.239
and I was like, I was
like, why did that pop up?

670
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:19.000
Yeah? What is happening? Is
happening? All I look up is wrestling

671
00:41:19.000 --> 00:41:22.519
pages and Simpson's pages. Why is
that suggestion? For me? All I

672
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:27.280
look up is scarcely clad cars players? Exactly right? Am I getting this?

673
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:30.480
Yeah? It doesn't They have no
idea what's going on? But yeah,

674
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:32.199
so basically they've completed the basics before
that, though, they do their

675
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:37.199
training. So he gets caught snowflake
because the reference to Snowball. I believe

676
00:41:37.280 --> 00:41:40.639
in Full Mental Jacket there's an African
American guy who gets called Snowball as an

677
00:41:40.719 --> 00:41:45.039
ironic name anyway, so home and
then gets what's the joke here? Where

678
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:46.679
he gets all the benefits of being
a douchebag so he has he gets to

679
00:41:46.679 --> 00:41:51.360
eat donuts and gets a foot rub
because he's no good. Yeah, I've

680
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.079
missed the joking that may have been
a thing from Full Metal Jacket as well,

681
00:41:54.079 --> 00:42:00.559
where Gomer Pile sucks up but everyone
else gets punished which makes them hate

682
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:02.400
him, which makes them hate him. Yeah, okay, and it's supposedly

683
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:06.800
you know, meant to like they
don't want to, so I'll work harder

684
00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:08.000
and try to become good. But
yeah, and I think that actually does

685
00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:10.280
happen for a while. After they
beat the shit out with the soap,

686
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:15.880
he becomes like pretty damn good with
his rifle, but then too good with

687
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.880
his rifle. That's it takes me
back to like football training. And of

688
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:21.480
course if you funked up, you'd
have to do it as well. But

689
00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:22.880
we should do this thing called forgive
me listens. I think it was got

690
00:42:22.880 --> 00:42:25.280
an Indian run. I'm not sure
why it was called this. Why it

691
00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:29.079
was called Indian run, Chinese whispers? Why the Chinese whispers? Who knows?

692
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:31.639
But you would be in a single
file Indian file. It was Indian

693
00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:35.960
file was go single file and the
person at the front you'd be jogging and

694
00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:38.159
the person at the back had to
sprint to the front a right and go

695
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:40.119
all the way around the level.
But if you did it too slow,

696
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:45.039
they've got right ten more laps then, so then just like we're you gonna

697
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:46.840
get even slower now. Yeah,
but then everyone hates you because you're the

698
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:51.719
reasons. It's like, ah,
man, some good times. I mean,

699
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:53.880
I love playing football, but I
hated the training. I'm telling you,

700
00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.480
what's that Beckham documentary. You'd find
it kind of interesting. I know

701
00:42:57.519 --> 00:43:01.119
you're saying, Okay, Netflix me
what to do, But it's fine.

702
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:05.320
I'm going to check out first.
You've got me converted. I said,

703
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:08.000
we have to check out this ninety
day Fiance because guy never fucking shuts up

704
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:14.320
about it. So have you not
yet? Where is it? Where is

705
00:43:14.360 --> 00:43:17.719
it? It's on Fox Stone,
you'll find it on like there's TLC all

706
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:22.000
Live Style one of those channels.
Okay, we only have the Basic and

707
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:23.559
Sport. Okay, you may not
have it. Actually, I tried to

708
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.440
call up in cancer that. I'm
like, I want to cancel. Like

709
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:30.639
you can have movies for free.
I'm like, ahh, we've got other

710
00:43:30.679 --> 00:43:32.920
streaming. Like would you like the
kids channels for free too? I was

711
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:40.760
like fine, So I'm like now
I'm getting like I'm paying thirty eight dollars

712
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:44.360
a month and I'm getting the sport, the movies, the kids channels,

713
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.039
and like the entertainment package. Okay, which seems like a good deal.

714
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:50.440
That does seem like a pretty good
deal. Check the entertainment package. Okay,

715
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:52.159
when we're done here, I'll come
out to your TV ninety Day Fiance.

716
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:55.360
Yes, but you may look,
God, I've got even less respect

717
00:43:55.400 --> 00:44:00.679
for going anyway. So we completed
the basic training because I wanted to skip

718
00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:04.000
all that. You complete the basic
training, that's time for your assignment,

719
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:07.800
and our base commander will now give
you your assignments. Okay, listen up

720
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:12.599
man, you've got it. Awesome
voice, Well thank you? Can you

721
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:15.519
say? Side effects may include drowsiness
and loss of appetite. Side effects may

722
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:20.440
include drowsiness and loss of appetite.
Hmmm, sounded better in my head.

723
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:25.360
Now we've graded your aptitude tests and
assignes you specialities to match your skills.

724
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:30.960
Frontline infantry, frontline infantry, frontline
infantry, front line infantry. I joined

725
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:34.559
to make recruitment films. Well you
know where you're gonna get good footage,

726
00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:39.360
don't you tell me? Frontline infantry. It reminded me of bombardma though front

727
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:43.960
line infantry, front line infatry.
Bombobman, bombobman. Yeah, the same

728
00:44:44.039 --> 00:44:46.079
kind of gag. It's repeating it. But I did like that because everyone

729
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:50.480
los keith someone's voice. They do. Yeah, So just pointing it out

730
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:53.119
there, and Homer didn't get an
assignment, needed a cletus gets an appearance

731
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:57.199
here we got the side Shine Malley, Cletus Candy going on in the a

732
00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:59.559
man Dan doing the count in the
thing. Thank you Dan, You're doing

733
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:01.639
the lord's work there to pace your
own group. Yeah, Sicho melg gets

734
00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:05.159
an appeance. I' don't sure whef
he speaks, but no, he speaks.

735
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:07.519
He just speaks. Okay, he
speaks. I can't remember. I

736
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.480
try to drown it out. But
because he've got such low test scores,

737
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:14.320
that's a nod way to stay handy
yet medals. Uh, they are now

738
00:45:14.360 --> 00:45:17.400
going to be basically the enemy that
the Patsy's in the war games. And

739
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:22.880
then it just gets really weird this
episode. But they genuinely want to kill

740
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:28.199
them. Why well they get they
Yeah, I mean this is something you

741
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:30.519
have a little you have to throw
a little character development. You have to

742
00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:34.119
you know, make Keith a Sutherlands
guy. Maybe he's on the verge of

743
00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:37.639
being bundled out, and maybe he's
an old soldier who's like, I need

744
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:38.960
to show I still got teeth.
You know, I'm gonna win these war

745
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:42.320
games. And you know, he
gets so obsessed and that's you know,

746
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:45.920
he gets fixated on Homer and Homer's
you know, fucking up all through basic

747
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:47.280
and he's like, oh, I
can't stand this going. Oh I mean

748
00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:50.039
I get a chance to hunt him
down and kill him, and ye know,

749
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.519
he sort of loses track between,
you know, his grasp on reality

750
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:57.920
gets a little loose. I get
that the joke. He's like, the

751
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:00.639
Army's crazy, that's there. They're
joke. But it's like, but this

752
00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:02.199
is even too far from the army. It's like, it's just you've gone

753
00:46:02.199 --> 00:46:07.719
too far with this parody. Yeah, and that's pretty tough when the army's

754
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.199
going too far in real life.
Yeah. So yeah, So they meet

755
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:15.000
with the family and they the family
come to visit them first before the war

756
00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:16.199
games. How he explains that we're
going to be the enemy. We see

757
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:22.519
them payting death to Homer on the
bomb and the notepad new Dad, Lenny

758
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:25.400
or Carl. He doesn't care how
he's going to die anyway. Put outside

759
00:46:25.400 --> 00:46:29.119
for the war games, and Homer
shoots off the flares. So it's nighttime.

760
00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:30.840
They've got the night vision goggles on, so it makes them more Goro

761
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:35.360
is too bright because you shoot the
flares off because it's Chinese New Year.

762
00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:38.199
They then raced off to the city
and the guy orders them to invade the

763
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:42.280
American city. We can't invade in
American city with the authorization. It's like,

764
00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:47.119
ah, got it, Okay,
this is where we're going. So

765
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:52.239
he has the National Broccoli Day Proclamation. That's right. I don't know,

766
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:58.239
maybe you'd have to be a real
student of American foreign policy to say,

767
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:05.280
oh they have have they actually smuggled
like powers into into very innocuous looking things?

768
00:47:05.480 --> 00:47:07.639
Know? This is it. This
is a possible episode. Man,

769
00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:10.639
this is honestly coming to your fun
reviewers. It's like the army entered Springfield

770
00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:15.440
and he's got like his little two
icee who I guess was the voice of

771
00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:17.559
Marus LaMarsh basically saying the whole time
saying nah, no, we don't need

772
00:47:17.559 --> 00:47:20.199
to do this, don't be doing
this. What are we doing this for?

773
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:22.440
And there's kind of like we never
stand down. We're going to be

774
00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:25.400
killing them, and it's like what
Lenny gets run over by a tank and

775
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:29.639
it's dead. Homer inclares to hiding
and the sewers and the tech runs over

776
00:47:29.679 --> 00:47:32.440
his fingers and it doesn't matter.
They're still there. Fuck this episode,

777
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:38.480
man, We're almost there. Maa
is doingku. My dad loves doing my

778
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:40.800
Mum's very big on them. Yeah, I think the feeing is something I

779
00:47:40.840 --> 00:47:44.079
should get in. That's I feel
like you're on the You're on the verge

780
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.360
of like the age where it's like
next is in the gray matter. Yeah,

781
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:51.000
how by the next newspaper to I
finish that cross world in the previous

782
00:47:51.000 --> 00:47:54.519
issue. That's great. But yeah, so he's drawing wangs on the older

783
00:47:54.599 --> 00:47:59.039
numbers and things like that, and
Marmaduke and Mama Duke. You're not Mama

784
00:47:59.119 --> 00:48:02.079
Duke only the numbers. Yes,
but let me suggest it because Lenny's okay,

785
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:06.519
now to be whatever by take?
Yeah, did did that happened first?

786
00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:07.719
Or now the tank was first?
And then it was the scene?

787
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:19.320
No, nothing matters. I concur
with this episode. What you're doing mouth

788
00:48:19.480 --> 00:48:22.360
drawing a wang on my my duke? Heck no, I'm challenging myself at

789
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:28.159
one of these Sudoku games with a
Japanese puzzle in which no newmal can be

790
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:31.000
repeated in a row, column a
box. That's how it works. I

791
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:37.679
was just drawing wangs on the numbers. Well, you gotta hid us from

792
00:48:37.679 --> 00:48:40.920
the army, the Salvation Army.
You got it, that that army the

793
00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:49.840
wood from stripes. Okay, thinks, how can I ever repair you?

794
00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:53.559
Hey, some things mean more to
meat and money, like a whole lot

795
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:58.039
of money. Why did you just
say that? Sounds fragmant. I get

796
00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:00.519
the long story. Then they fire
the guns into the cell to try and

797
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:05.599
genuinely kill them. I was like, why I don't I don't get the

798
00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:07.320
I don't get your point. Like
I know that you're trying to say the

799
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.320
war is bad, army is useless
and shit, but it's like, this

800
00:49:10.519 --> 00:49:14.039
is just silly. Now. Yeah, I mean you could have had this

801
00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:16.719
if you're built up to, you
know, the military guys sort of going

802
00:49:16.800 --> 00:49:20.400
off the rails and everyone's being a
bit shocked by that. It was just

803
00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:23.079
so they could have the whole line
of stacked he wants to be stacked naked

804
00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:27.039
and have a hillbilly girl laughing at
you, because that was the whole those

805
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.800
photos that came out in like two
thousand and it's three or four of the

806
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:32.480
guys that were all you have to
reference this, we have to it's like,

807
00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:37.199
ah, fuck off. You know. Even by then, though this

808
00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:39.400
came out in two thousand and six, the end of two thousand and six,

809
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:43.880
even that was like not old news, but it'd been out for like

810
00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:45.519
three years by now. That was
like a three year old scandal by this

811
00:49:45.559 --> 00:49:51.440
point. Okay, let's get moving. And you're watching it in twenty twenty

812
00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:59.159
three and makes no sense whatever.
So they're firing at them in the cellar.

813
00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:01.440
The army this looking for Homer,
but Homer is now at home because

814
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:05.559
you know, the one place they
didn't look for him, at his house

815
00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:08.440
because the army stupid home is now
in bed with them. Then they see

816
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:13.519
the predator drone helicopter which flies into
the window, sees Homer and chases him

817
00:50:13.519 --> 00:50:17.480
around like a cartoon. I've got
here, and I hate it when shows

818
00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:22.239
do this and it shouldn't and it's
nerdy and geeking. But how are they

819
00:50:22.280 --> 00:50:25.039
watching the room from the outside on
their screens? Okay, what do you

820
00:50:25.039 --> 00:50:30.960
mean? Their drone was the helicopter
inside the room it exploded, But when

821
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.280
on their screen, we saw the
room explode from the outside and it panned

822
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:37.679
out and they were watching that on
their screen. Oh okay, yeah,

823
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:44.320
no, yeah, no, no, that's god fucking hell man, Oh

824
00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:50.480
god, just stupid. Yeah,
we're almost stupidity. But there's decide to

825
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:52.960
round up all the ball and fat
guys in Springfield, and we get a

826
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:57.679
Charmers and Skinner moment. The two
I see is trying to explain this is

827
00:50:57.719 --> 00:51:00.800
cost us have a fifty million dollars
since lunch. We never we must stop

828
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:02.480
this and I have never met.
You've got to made a mistake. Keep

829
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:07.320
going, Keep going. Homer is
now hiding out the retirement castle. I

830
00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:09.000
did like that we finally got the
name for the can I come to lady?

831
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:15.079
Her name is Dorothy. That's rights
felt so sorry for her. That's

832
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:21.119
one of the saddest moments in Simpsons
because she's so lonely old woman. But

833
00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:22.719
it's nice to know that. Not
so much that we got her name,

834
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:25.960
but we know now that she has
visits. Yes, yes, soupe soup.

835
00:51:27.480 --> 00:51:30.440
Marge uses her phone tree to organize
a meeting at the reservoir at eight

836
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:36.039
pm. This is basically love the
This is social media now correct, this

837
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:40.559
is the Facebook. Facebook. But
they're watering down the alcohol or putting alcohol

838
00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:44.599
in the water. Is that what
they're doing. Yes, So that's why

839
00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:45.280
Mode tries to hide the fact that
he did that. And he's like,

840
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:47.920
oh no, this is the first
time I've done it, and overplays the

841
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:54.440
joke about his shifty eyes. You're
trying to do rules of rule of threes

842
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:59.639
here, but it's just not working. I think, is this where Mel

843
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:05.159
talks Will the army get drunk and
they wake up to them standing over them?

844
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.519
That's what I saw. But I
think when they're all pouring liquor into

845
00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:14.840
the into the reservoir, that's when
side shod side chow Mel says something.

846
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:16.239
Yeah, I was tuning out with
this point. I just didn't care.

847
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:20.039
But they wake up and they said, you know, discuss the terms of

848
00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:22.360
the surrender. They say, no, not. I hope you've learned that

849
00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:28.559
an occupying foreign force can never defeat
a determined local populace, among the many

850
00:52:28.599 --> 00:52:32.880
things we learned in Vietnam motivate Lisa
the eight year old, When are you

851
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:37.800
going to learn that occupying foreign force
never defeats determined local populace. It's like,

852
00:52:37.679 --> 00:52:43.519
oh, fuck off now. Now. One would think that in the

853
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:46.760
turbulent times that we're currently in in
uh, you know, October twenty twenty

854
00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:52.519
three, that this may still have
some relevance, But this episode was just

855
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:57.960
so blad that we're kind of like, no, look, there's a message

856
00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:00.039
here. If handled correctly, could
have been very effective. Yes, and

857
00:53:00.079 --> 00:53:06.400
it's kind of unfortunately Evergreen, you
botched it, you had dropped the ball.

858
00:53:06.480 --> 00:53:09.559
Yeah, this was a shit episode. So they eventually signed the surrender

859
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:15.079
note and Homer has to unfortunately still
fulfill his duty and he is now just

860
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:17.519
a recruiter and it's not even funny. Yeah, and he's trying to recruit

861
00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:21.960
people in the most hamfested way possible. He's having no luck. And that's

862
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:24.519
the end of the episode. Except
over the final credits you have Keifer Suddland

863
00:53:24.519 --> 00:53:30.559
saying variations on frontline infantry and occasionally
something else. We love you, Keifer.

864
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:36.599
We hope you, We hope your
kids were entertained by your presence in

865
00:53:36.639 --> 00:53:40.480
this episode. Terrible, not a
great episode. No, this is the

866
00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:44.960
top five of all time shitness for
me. Yeah, this said make me

867
00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:49.639
as angry as like Code Pennan's day
well to quoite a lot of parents everywhere.

868
00:53:49.679 --> 00:53:52.639
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Yeah. I just felt they

869
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:53.639
got to the end of this and
went, ah, man, I don't

870
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:57.360
feel like Season eighteen has been that
bad so far. No, No,

871
00:53:57.440 --> 00:54:00.760
I think we were a little concerned
coming in. But if it's more like

872
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:05.599
this. Oh, by, we're
going to be earning our earning our money.

873
00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:07.800
What do we learn Bomber? All
right, did you earn anything from

874
00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:13.559
this episode? The day? Oh
my gosh, let me find let me

875
00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:17.039
go through my notes here that that
device at the shoe place is actually for

876
00:54:17.079 --> 00:54:21.360
measuring shoes and not your penis.
Have you ever measured penis? Yeah?

877
00:54:21.440 --> 00:54:24.960
Oh yeah, not recently. What
was the first time you reckon? You

878
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:28.840
measured it? I reckon? I
would have been thirteen. I was probably

879
00:54:28.880 --> 00:54:30.920
about fourteen. Yeah, it's just
like it's important to know how long it

880
00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:38.960
is. Yeah, do I measure
up? And do you wound up?

881
00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:42.599
Or do you round down? We
round up? Always round up? What

882
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:49.119
the fuck making a position to round
down? Forward? Your names will be

883
00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:52.039
all right? It is time for
the Guy Davis New names anything? No,

884
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:58.639
fuck no, the time for the
Guy Davis New Name Championship. Well

885
00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:00.400
give it. I just feel they
put such a little effort into this.

886
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:06.199
I'm putting little effort into the new
names. Push record. It's right on

887
00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:07.760
me and that's pretty much. And
it's rod of me this episode. How

888
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:12.360
bad it was when it was when
I finished watching it, I was like,

889
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:15.599
oh that wasn't great. Reviewing it, we found that, haven't we

890
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:19.719
Sometimes it's like, yeah, that
was okay to watch, and then on

891
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:22.920
a deeper dig or deeper dive was
like, oh no, terrible. Now

892
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:23.960
we had an issue with the new
names. So we've got a message from

893
00:55:24.000 --> 00:55:27.519
a man, Heath Applebee. We
missed up. We basically messed up the

894
00:55:27.599 --> 00:55:30.960
entire fucking talities. Okay, what
happened. Yeah, we've been slacked with

895
00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:36.159
the maths around. So Phil Hawkins
was in first position on five points,

896
00:55:36.280 --> 00:55:38.920
and Kyle Muldoon was in second position. So Heath that you're now on three

897
00:55:38.920 --> 00:55:42.760
points. So basically hit me with
your your three chet one for this week.

898
00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:44.920
Oh okay, So we've sorted it
out. So Philip J. Hawkins

899
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:46.920
is in first position and Kyl Muldoon
is in second. Okay, then well

900
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:53.679
one point goes to the expandables.
Well the expandables that puts Kyl Muldon clever

901
00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:58.360
Kyle on four points. Well,
Uncle Carle, expendables four is apparently out

902
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:01.480
in cinemas right now, and Terrible
really nears. Oh that's a shame.

903
00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:06.119
They were never any good. They
were never good movies. Yeah, that

904
00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:07.320
it was a novelty wasn't it.
By the way, he's on five points

905
00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:13.599
not get the maths. So he's
now equal first on five points with Philip

906
00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:19.199
ja Hawgens. Two points goes to
Homer's Heroes. Homer's heroes, that is

907
00:56:19.880 --> 00:56:22.159
Glenn Gomez. That's his first points
for this for this year this season.

908
00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:25.280
Is good on you? Two points? Yeah. So currently right now we've

909
00:56:25.280 --> 00:56:29.639
got Philip Hawkins and Kyle mauldoon both
on five points in first position. Okay,

910
00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:35.639
three points goes to full not full
full metal jacket. I have to

911
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:37.800
blow out. That would be always
that it again. Luke McKay, he's

912
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:43.079
now in first Oh gosh, he's
climate well, it's out of nowhere.

913
00:56:43.119 --> 00:56:46.719
It's like watching NASCAR, it really
is, because you've got three points last

914
00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:50.159
week and he got the three points
this week as well. Nice one,

915
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:52.719
nice one, well played, Luke
mccas lut McKay is now in first position

916
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:57.440
on six points. We have Philip
J. Hawkens and KYL muldoon equal second

917
00:56:57.639 --> 00:57:06.119
on five. Alright, it is
now time for the mail bag for g

918
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:08.159
I don't I hope these questions are
better than this episode. I bet they

919
00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:12.239
are. They always are. I
reckon Andrew JP's asked the question. I

920
00:57:12.280 --> 00:57:15.239
haven't even looked yet, but I'm
gonna say yes. I'm also gonna say

921
00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:20.639
yes and JP the first person Top
Contributor contributor, what is your favorite military

922
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:23.400
theme, TV show, movie,
and or video game? Oh gosh,

923
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:28.440
I'm not really a video game guy. I say Major Pain was a huge

924
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.960
hit in the Dando household when I
was a kid, Medjorr Peen. Yeah,

925
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:35.400
your titir out of his mouth and
start beating him, starring Demon Wie.

926
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:42.440
What movies are like? When it
was to war movies, I'm like

927
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:45.320
The Deer Hunter quite a lot.
That was a very good one and born

928
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:50.840
on the fourth of July. My
dad was big on the the Nicholas Cage

929
00:57:50.840 --> 00:57:54.280
War film. What was it?
Nicholas started with w wind talking wind Talkers.

930
00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:58.440
Yeah, he loved that and he
loved the was Mel gibsone. We

931
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:00.760
Were sold We Were Soldiers that was
the other one. Love that movie as

932
00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:02.639
well. Yeah, that's what I
always one of us, see, we

933
00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:06.119
were soldiers. I think of my
dad because I'll be born in the VHS

934
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:09.320
did even in the Blu Ray for
his birthdays over the years. Video games.

935
00:58:09.320 --> 00:58:12.840
I was never a video game kid
either. I know, call of

936
00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:15.039
duty and that kind of thing.
But I just I was never any good.

937
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:17.280
Yeah, I mean that. I
think that's the the go to when

938
00:58:17.280 --> 00:58:21.000
people talk about war games is like
call of Beauty. I mean, like

939
00:58:21.639 --> 00:58:28.159
God please, codes cotton chips,
you know, just like there are certain

940
00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:30.519
titles of default when you're talking about
genres of games, when like Grand Theft

941
00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:36.800
Auto is the I guess the driving
game GTA Please. Clearly I'm not a

942
00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:40.880
game, but cod it seems to
be the one that's like if you go

943
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:45.639
around shooting people, that's the one
you play. Yep, So Joshua Stephen

944
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:52.079
Olivia Olivia Olivier. Best line you've
heard from a military recruiter. We don't

945
00:58:52.079 --> 00:58:52.920
get them much in the show.
I feel like it's it's more of a

946
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:58.760
patriotic thing in America where I can't
I can't really remember anytime ever seeing an

947
00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:01.920
army recruiter. I think I've seen
a few, and I think they've taken

948
00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:07.039
one look at me and I realized
this guy's aged out and also sized out.

949
00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:13.880
You know, this guy's human target, human shield operation, human shield

950
00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.519
for guy Davis. No. I
yeah, I've never really been trying to

951
00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:22.320
be persuaded to join the military.
Sorry, I can't help you with that

952
00:59:22.360 --> 00:59:23.480
one. He also asked, if
you were hiding from the military, who

953
00:59:23.480 --> 00:59:28.079
would help hide you but then immediately
sell you out? Oh, Mitch,

954
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:39.199
oh god, it's Margaret Mary.
Yeah. Probably he's down there. He's

955
00:59:39.239 --> 00:59:44.400
down there being woke. Harrison McClure, what are your memories of the war

956
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:46.960
on Tara nine to eleven? That's
gonna get bleak. I just remember that.

957
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:51.880
I remember my mum's screaming like wow, not like terrified, but it's

958
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:53.599
like what what and waking up and
she's like plans ful into the building.

959
00:59:53.639 --> 00:59:55.519
I was like, oh cool,
and we're back to bed, like it

960
00:59:55.599 --> 01:00:00.679
didn't didn't sink in. I'm sure
I've told this story many times, but

961
01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:05.440
I was working the late shift at
the newspaper in Geelong on the night of

962
01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:09.039
September eleventh. We are or when
it happened, you know, and we're

963
01:00:09.079 --> 01:00:14.119
hearing like, shit, apparently a
plane flew into the World Trade Center.

964
01:00:14.159 --> 01:00:15.360
What the fuck? Wow? That's
oh shit, that's pretty ancing. And

965
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:20.639
now I sort of we start,
you know, confirming that then well this

966
01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:22.960
is going to be news. Okay, we better get than it's like and

967
01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:25.760
it's hard to get global news on
like in real time. Oh yeah,

968
01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:30.079
I mean the Internet was a thing, but it was still you know,

969
01:00:30.320 --> 01:00:35.559
forums, yeah, gathering yeah yeah. And then someone else said, hey,

970
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:37.280
a plane is flowing into the World
Trade c and he's like yeah,

971
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:38.079
yeah, we know. It's like
no, no, the the other one.

972
01:00:38.800 --> 01:00:43.199
It's like, oh yeah. That
was that when it for you realized,

973
01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:45.760
oh, this is premeditated. Yeah. I mean, once we got

974
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:51.039
actual sort of confirmation on that,
and that's all everybody was hearing. It's

975
01:00:52.199 --> 01:00:54.440
all right, yep, and you
know the Pentagon got attacked. Yeah yeah,

976
01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:58.239
and then you hear about I think
they're going for the Pentagon as well

977
01:00:58.239 --> 01:01:00.360
as like holy fuck, and then
they were going to get the house.

978
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:06.800
Yeah. So this was about nine
o'clock I think maybe Australia something no ten,

979
01:01:06.840 --> 01:01:08.920
but yeah, we were approaching the
end of the shift. I was

980
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:14.039
married at I'm here all night.
I don't know if you've been watching the

981
01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:15.880
news, but this is what's happening. And yeah, we were there till

982
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:21.000
I was there till dawn really,
you know, because we were yeah,

983
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:23.000
it's sort of just well, you
guys at that point, still like newspapers

984
01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:25.360
were the source of news. They
were essentially. I mean I don't think

985
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:29.679
we had much of an online presence
at all. I mean maybe it was

986
01:01:29.719 --> 01:01:31.679
like we should also have like a
website thing is, but no, we

987
01:01:31.960 --> 01:01:38.239
had to basically rebuild the whole paper
from scratch. I remember like the search

988
01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:43.360
trying to find the survivors being like
major news. You know, maybe that

989
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.480
was a front page of the Yaddy
Away with the herald son of like a

990
01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:50.159
guy being rescued, like he had
like like dust all over him. He

991
01:01:50.199 --> 01:01:53.360
looked like a zombie. Oh absolutely, yeah. Yeah. I mean for

992
01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:57.360
the next week to a fortnight,
I mean that was all we covered,

993
01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:59.519
and it got to the point,
w ee, everyone realized there's no more

994
01:01:59.559 --> 01:02:02.639
survivors. Yeah, who makes that
call? He's just like it's done.

995
01:02:04.360 --> 01:02:07.400
That's a hard quarter mate. It's
yeah, it's pretty tough. So yeah,

996
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:09.920
this was it was a it's a
tough time. David Mott. Final

997
01:02:10.039 --> 01:02:13.920
question, whether it be someone from
the army charity or other, have you

998
01:02:13.960 --> 01:02:16.400
ever had someone be really pushy while
you were out shopping? You we if

999
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:20.000
we just talked about sometimes they are
really really pushy. But I always just

1000
01:02:20.000 --> 01:02:23.360
say I've ever shipped myself or the
kids a shit themselves I'm glad no one

1001
01:02:23.480 --> 01:02:25.800
questions it. I'm kind of going
to see the people are goin to shit

1002
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:29.679
myself. What are you gonna do
about it? Yeah? I tend to

1003
01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:30.639
be a little more well. I
tend not to say I shut myself,

1004
01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:34.920
but I'll not today, mate,
Sorry, and then move on. But

1005
01:02:35.079 --> 01:02:38.920
then at oh, that's the people
that came to the front door to come

1006
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:43.159
in and change your shower head the
other day. So about two years ago,

1007
01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:45.800
right, I don't know what this
scheme is. Apparently it's a government

1008
01:02:45.880 --> 01:02:47.079
scheme. And this guy at the
front door comes to dawn and is like,

1009
01:02:47.119 --> 01:02:51.679
are we here to replace your shower
heads but more water efficient head?

1010
01:02:51.719 --> 01:02:52.719
And I was like, Nichola,
do you know about this? She was

1011
01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:57.239
like maybe, yeah, it's the
thing I had it done one so yeah,

1012
01:02:57.280 --> 01:02:59.159
he came in and changed your head
and it was fine. But it's

1013
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:01.199
like whatever, right, And like
about a month ago, maybe even last

1014
01:03:01.239 --> 01:03:05.119
maybe go two weeks ago, this
woman was at the door and she was

1015
01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:07.400
like knocking and I'm in here editing. I'm just like, I'm the NaN's

1016
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:08.320
in the door. Whatever. If
it's a parcel just leaving at the door,

1017
01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.400
then knock, knock, knock,
and no. Shit. Like three

1018
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:13.119
minutes goes by and she's not no. A knock and I'm like, what

1019
01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:15.079
is this. I great there.
She was like, I'm here to change

1020
01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:16.599
your shower head. I was like
no, no, no, no thanks.

1021
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:19.880
She was like no, no,
it's been two years man to change

1022
01:03:19.880 --> 01:03:21.559
it. I'm like, no,
it's fine, it still works. And

1023
01:03:21.599 --> 01:03:23.239
she's like it's free. I'm like, I don't care. Sure, I'm

1024
01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:27.079
in a work meetings. She's like, okay, when's the work meeting finished.

1025
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:29.840
I'm like I don't know. I'm
like I just I don't want to

1026
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:30.880
thank you. She was like,
I'll come back at four thirty. I'm

1027
01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:34.039
like, no, don't no thanks, but thanks anyone. No, And

1028
01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:37.159
I close the door right and then
I go to pick up the kids from

1029
01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:40.440
daycare. Come back and they're at
the front door. This time she's with

1030
01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:44.280
a guy and then and I'm just
like he's like, we're here to change

1031
01:03:44.280 --> 01:03:45.320
the shower head. And I was
like, no, no, my wife

1032
01:03:45.360 --> 01:03:46.840
and I don't want it. It's
fine. He's like, I know,

1033
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:51.000
it's for free. I was like, well, I don't want it though,

1034
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:52.599
and she was like, well,
you said come back, and I

1035
01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:53.840
did not say come back. And
forth. Thirty were coming back and forth.

1036
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:55.880
Third I said I don't want you
to come back. At four thirds,

1037
01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:58.840
I was getting like pushed. I
told you I didn't want to.

1038
01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:01.159
He goes, well, so can
we just come in and take a photo

1039
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:02.719
of the one you come I'm like, no, you're not coming in my

1040
01:04:02.800 --> 01:04:04.679
house. He goes, we just
need one photo. I'm like, you're

1041
01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:09.320
not coming in my house. Get
off my fucking driveway right now. And

1042
01:04:09.360 --> 01:04:11.519
they got into like a Yondo Excel
and to drive away, and I'm like,

1043
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:14.559
who are these people? I have
no idea. That's so weird.

1044
01:04:14.679 --> 01:04:15.599
It was fucking when he was just
like, can I just come in and

1045
01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:17.719
take a photo of your shower?
I'm like, get the fuck off my

1046
01:04:17.840 --> 01:04:20.920
driveway now before I do actually call
the police. And the kids like in

1047
01:04:21.000 --> 01:04:25.159
the car going who's that daddy?
Who is that? Like honestly, like

1048
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:27.119
five minutes old, I'm trying to
push it. I was like, you

1049
01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:30.079
had back the fuck off now or
I actually will call the police. And

1050
01:04:30.159 --> 01:04:31.679
I was straight into like this honestly
guy like hereon Excel and they drove off

1051
01:04:31.800 --> 01:04:35.079
in the corner and I'm like,
were they actually people? Like? This

1052
01:04:35.199 --> 01:04:39.280
is the thing with even in a
society now where, like you said,

1053
01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:41.280
you've had that done before in the
past. If someone came to your front

1054
01:04:41.320 --> 01:04:43.920
door with a box in their hand, in the clipboard and then like a

1055
01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:46.639
little emblem on the show, you
just assume it's the same people. How

1056
01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:49.039
am I supposed to know that they
could be fucking people just coming into my

1057
01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:54.360
house to scope out the joint exactly
right. I was like, basically when

1058
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:56.039
he's like, I'm just coming in, He's like, you started walking towards

1059
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:58.880
the door. You are not coming
in my house. I was like that

1060
01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:01.039
that was like an excellent for me. Absolutely, yeah, Oh my god,

1061
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.159
that's terrible. Yeah, I know. I was just have you ever

1062
01:05:03.199 --> 01:05:05.519
had these people come to your house
and change the shower head? Say no,

1063
01:05:06.239 --> 01:05:10.000
I think I did it ages ago, and after this I'm not doing

1064
01:05:10.039 --> 01:05:13.320
it. No, thank you.
But you were going to say if someone

1065
01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:15.760
was being pushy, you never say
you shit yourself. You just no,

1066
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.760
no, I mean, I don't
want this to sound and you don't want

1067
01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:20.840
to see them later on in the
day, and you're like the guy himself,

1068
01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:27.599
Yeah, there's your ass. I
don't want to stand anyway misodgymanistic.

1069
01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:33.800
But I've had more than one instance
when it's been a younger woman. Yeah,

1070
01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:38.639
and you're you're not swimming to me. No, no, And they

1071
01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:41.280
will tend to have the thing that's
like this guy's gonna want to talk to

1072
01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:46.079
me, and I've been like,
I really don't. I mean, I've

1073
01:05:46.159 --> 01:05:50.159
just the I know, I know
what you're up, I know what you're

1074
01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:54.360
up to you it's I know what
you're trying to sell or trying to push

1075
01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:58.440
on me. I'm really not interested. But look, have a great day.

1076
01:05:59.239 --> 01:06:00.880
I try it is. That's not
a great job. That's me.

1077
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.199
When like the strippers approched me at
the strip club, I'm like, I

1078
01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:05.280
know what you're trying to do.
I know you've owned a buck, but

1079
01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:11.679
I'm not your Patsy. Go to
that. See that guy go to him?

1080
01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:15.119
Hey come on here. Yeah he
was pointing at me when he did

1081
01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:19.119
that. Exactly right. Okay,
Well that is our review of Gee I'd

1082
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:21.639
annoyed, grunting, and thank god
we are through that one. Hope you

1083
01:06:21.679 --> 01:06:25.719
guys, I hope you guys enjoyed
us reviewing it, because I don't know.

1084
01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:28.599
This is one of those episodes where
I high recommend he never gone back

1085
01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:30.039
and revisiting ever, I will never
revisit this episode ever in my life,

1086
01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:32.440
nor will I No, not at
all. The next episode, though,

1087
01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:41.480
is cold Moan and Alisa, so
mo and a Lisa, So maybe maybe

1088
01:06:41.519 --> 01:06:45.360
a Moan a Lisa story could be. I wouldn't put it past the obvious,

1089
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:50.320
the very subtle skills of the Simpsons
writers at the stage. I don't

1090
01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:55.119
mind the mo episode, so we
shall see. Yes, we're not gonna

1091
01:06:56.079 --> 01:07:00.320
automatically prejudge it. Yes, if
you haven't checked out my episode of this

1092
01:07:00.519 --> 01:07:02.400
actually this week at elliot Joy O'Neil
on you said hello to him. Indeed,

1093
01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:04.639
as I was leaving the other day
we talked about the most gruesome debts

1094
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:09.119
and Treehouse of Horror. Will AfOR
do a Simpsons Halloween version of that?

1095
01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:12.760
Maybe next week the week after we'll
pick a topic. Yes, yes we

1096
01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:14.760
can't, all right, but yeah, make sure you check it. You've

1097
01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:16.400
got two episodes of four Finger Discat
in your ears every single week. Now.

1098
01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:18.960
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1099
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:23.079
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1100
01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:25.360
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1101
01:07:25.519 --> 01:07:28.039
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1102
01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:30.599
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1103
01:07:30.639 --> 01:07:32.559
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1104
01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:35.159
right. And actually no, it'll
probably be like sixty cents for me,

1105
01:07:35.679 --> 01:07:40.599
a dollar forty. It's not even
that. It's we have like a sixty

1106
01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:43.360
forty split, now do it?
Yes, well that sounds fair, which

1107
01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:48.239
isn't too bad considering that you do
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1108
01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:54.159
money. But this show will not
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1109
01:07:54.199 --> 01:07:56.360
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1110
01:07:56.360 --> 01:07:59.119
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1113
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1114
01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:11.719
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