This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. There was time.
I just look into my photosize the countdown to Crimbo twenty eight days.
Enjoy your protein bars this morning, chew them up, had to get ready
to wash them down with your one of your two cups of liquid that you
bring in each and every morning. Delicious water that feels good. I love
water. If you love water, let us hear from you. Two and
four, come on, Homish people. A couple of people someone said they
saw a Homish person around. Uh, around these parts. I feel like
I've seen it before, but it's just not common. Is there an Amish
region? Also, our Amish knowledge is probably not where it should be.
It probably comes from watching the movie. And that's probably about it. Yeah,
I despite going going to high school in a place with a lot of
Amish people, or at least Sarasota has an Amish region, which we discussed
earlier. That's where I got my Thanksgiving feast from. They do wear the
white bonnets. I saw some of those. They have very small, efficient
homes, very small. They're hard working people and they do churn butter mm
hmm, that is true. You know, I met a friend one time.
This is a little different, but I met a friend who's now one
of my best friends to this day because he dropped his yamaica. His yamaica
fell off his head in class and I, well, actually, you know
who picked it up was a former coworker of ours, or Becca Parker.
I was in college with traffic girl for a while. She picked up the
yamica she picked up, and she goes, what do we do? And
I said, we do We take it to him and ask him if he
wants is jamaka back? Wait he dropped off of his head? Yeah,
likecause you know we're in class and you know this was cliving. You lean
back and maybe yamaca falls off. Oh he was sitting right in front of
you. But she took the time to whisper to you, what do we
do? What what else? Well, it's like getting up to leave class
and eat it with your bag. How many options were there? And I
was like, let's take it to him. Took it to him. He
accepted. His name's Or and he's one of my best friends in the world.
I love Or and one of the best keyboard keyboard players on the metrok
the editor for Fox Sports All right now the NFL editor. Yeah, for
Fox Sports. Do you think if you have like a bad bald spot,
you love having a yamica? Yes, like if it fits it perfectly?
Yes, Yes, there's no doubt a big you can make it the yamica
bigger. Yeah, till we go bigger yamica as your bald spot expands.
Is there a little clip? I'm sure there's. Yeah, there's got to
be a couple of little clips that clip to your hair. Well, I
don't know, tell us how your yamica fits. You probably just let it
sit on there. No, there's got to be a clip. It doesn't
just sit on there. Yeah, I don't know. You wouldn't be ably
to keep it on there blustery day. No, there's a clip, I
guarantee if it is windy. I have noticed a lot of Jewish people running
with like their hat. I have to have something in one hand, but
they're also running with their hand on their hat. Oh, their yamica.
You haven't noticed that on blustere days here in the metropikes. I see this
all the time. You see it all the time, people holding their yamica.
One well, yeah, I went to a Jewish funeral this year I
was out. That was great. It was beautiful. Actually it's actually the
first been to a lot of memorials, but I'd never been to the outdoor
burial of a casket, like the most traditional funeral, and it was the
one right on uh, I don't know, right right on the road seventy
and oh yeah, the road all street, don't laugh. And there was
these beautiful Jewish hymns. Ah, yes, if they're even called that,
I don't know. I don't know either, but as I walked up,
I don't know. Those might be counter into man, it could be,
but very cool songs. There's some cool Jewish songs. And they offered right
when I got them. I would love to regale you with the this is
Jewish. Yeah, we get a shout out to the Amish. Eight o'clock.
Get ready, Catholics, time to shine. Is it disrespectful to put
a yama co on if you're not doing hey? Exactly why I brought this
up because I walked onto the grounds at the funeral, walked, you know,
toward the tent, and they offered a yamica. Would you like a
Yamaica? And you're like, I had a moment like, of course,
well, yeah, and I stuffed in my pocket. No, I'm like,
should I is it respectful to do that? To where? You know?
And I politely declined because I thought it'd be more disrespectful to wear than
respectful. Well, I do one I didn't know while this weddings I went
to was the Jared Sandler wedding, and he the same situation. You were
offered a yamica, and I did the same thing, declined and then had
regret the whole night, like I should have kept that as a keepsake to
remember their holy vows. I don't really know what they did have the date
stenciled? Ina. Can you do bits with your yama? I don't,
probably not, Like what if yamica? One day I'm like, why are
you asking? That's insensitive? I want to meet for lunch walk in.
You can't write funny jars on your yamica like your graduation hat, you know,
put a ranger's logo on. Hell froze over well saying on the top,
well, Amish community lives in Kemp, they have a store there in
town. Someone Amish community around Cedar Creek Lake, tons of Amish across the
river in Oklahoma. Damn your Amish Report today today number one in prison and
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University Parker dot edu the best mark. Let's go. We got a man
hunt, do we really? I feel like all you need to read is
a part of a headline and you'll decree that we have a man hunt.
We have a local men hunt. Okay, these are not just normal men.
These are not just innocent men. Two inmates still on the run after
escaping the Fannin County jail Saturday night. Now this was well, this is
about an hour and a half away from Dallas. That's what they get for
building a prison right next to a gigantic tree farm with overhanging branches. How
do you think this was gonna go? They did escape into a wooded area,
clearly because of all the huge trees. Raymond Ross and Ramon pres got
out of it nine to fifteen Saturday night, and they said they're wearing gray
sweatpans. Jj. Oh someone suddenly interested in the case. No, yes,
you love it, Grace, I fanced on cut to me because we
brought tissues in there for your drool. When wild Garrett wore on we saw
your tweets, We saw your tweets. I'm awake. They were seen on
video running southeast from the jail into a wooded area. Raymond Ross. It's
in custody in charges of evading arrest, drug possession, and fell in possess
of a gun. Okay, normal Ramon Prez and custody on a charge of
aggravated sexual assault. And they don't think they're armed right now, but they
out there. So by Saturday night. How I asked you one day a
couple of weeks ago, I said, if the show started, how far
could I get? Oh, by the end of the show, could I
make it to the American Airline Center? I think was what we ended up.
Well on foot? We may We have a lot of bad ideas,
and one was the show starts, Kevin says hello, yeah and immediately leaves
the studio, and we just gamble on how far he can make it on
foot, calling in every break or every segment good that would be on air
terrible? Could Kevin make it to the American Airline Center on foot? And
we didn't We do them. Yeah, we did the math and I looked
on the app and I think it said like four hours and fifteen minutes or
so. Yeah, I would have to make up some grounds somewhere, and
he would claim that he was gonna jog, but we all know he's not
gonna jog. So right now on the app when you click, you know
walking four hours and forty nine minutes. Okay, So could Kevin pull it
off in four hours flat with a lot of heart? What is that down
to the American other About ten miles five miles, thirteen miles spirteen miles really
mostly flat from here in Addison where we broadcast from thirteen miles to the American
Airline Center. So these guys have been on the on foot for we're coming
up on twenty four thirty six hours, so they could get thirty six hours.
They could get thirteen miles every four hours. You have to account for
some sleep at some point too, but four times nine is thirty six so
they could get, in my opinion, Mike, to the American Airlines one
hundred and seventeen miles away max. So we're gonna shrink that down to about
eighty to eight because sleep. They got a grunt. Yeah, they start
scrounching for food, food and bev. But in the area, depending what
direction they would go. You'd think they would go to a less populated area.
You don't think they would come back towards the city from the north.
But that's the double back maneuver. Yeah, that you may want to try
the double back, which is the we're going to hide basically and mesh with
the population. Interesting. They call it a go round in the plane business,
do there, And that's what we're saying happen in the plane crashing plane?
Oh, Mike, nice transition. Last Wednesday we discussed the small plane
crash of the plane on Strip Mall. Danny's friend Jason Janek, who has
actually a freelancer for the Dallas Morning News and other places. Was there a
free lancer there at a time? A plane fell out of the sky in
front of Mama's Daughter's diner up in North We now know the details of the
crash. It was eighty seven year old Elzi Monroe McDonald solo mission. Solo
mission, Okay. He had a po box registered to his name in Aguila,
Agia, Arizona. Where's a Gia Arizona? A g u I l
A it's not a Gilla. Well, I'm not gonna be able to tell
you that you're the Arizona guy. You spend airtime in Arizona, Florida,
and anytime Arizona, Afloria comes up, you're supposed to know your I now
point is all right? I now know where a gia. A gilla is
a little northwest of of Phoenix, the just west of Wickenberg. Wickenberg where
I stayed in the hotel room and there was a large amount of pubic hair
on the pillow right before I laid my head down. Happened with mouth open
when they made me room with report order Mike Fisher. Back in the days
of fan trips, why is there so many pubies? The FAA is saying
that the pilot eighty seven year old man was attempting at something called a go
around. Now, you served in the Air Force, so you have to
know about all these plane terms too. Yes, this is an aborted landing
attempt in which a plane on final approach instead flies back up. Yeah,
yes, you know what that means. Well you just you just said it.
Yeah, but I mean it's really not clear. Oh, I've been
part of it. Flies back up? Yeah, you could do a touch
and go too, where you actually touch the ground. And then pull back
up. We go ups, Daisy. I did that once flying into uh
Lowardia in New York. Really it wasn't a touch and go. We got
within frobaby fifty feet of the ground, I would think, and then scary
back up. Yeah, just because they overshot it. No idea or some
other plane was taxiing somewhere they shouldn't have been. Whatever it was. I
tell you, man, we got another beautiful lap of Manhattan flying in too
there last week whenever I did ten days ago or whatever. You're just looking
around it. It is so busy, like what the airport, Yes,
just like you're going, Am I gonna hit this plane as I'm taxing because
they leave not a lot of space. He did not leave space even after
you're landing, like there's no spared room. And it's wild to look up
and see five planes coming in. I mean, we see this. You
telling me you land here a DFW. It is busy, but I was
just amazing. It was a little more cramped than I remember from ten years
ago. Your JFK or LaGuardia LaGuardia. Yeah, which is the right play
if you're going to the city right where? Well? Yeah, I mean,
yeah, where's jfk at? I don't know. I don't even so
the plane. They think it could have either been you know, mechanical issues,
run away obstructions, whatever. He was gonna land at airpark Dallas Airport,
small airstrip on Addison Airport. That runway is only three thousand feet and
it's in poor condition according to the FAA's airport database. So poor guy.
He had won Mikey the Right Brothers Master Pilot Award, really, which honored
individuals with over fifty years of safe piloting or aircraft operation experience. He had
won that, he was aware. I think he has to give it up
now. Yeah, they probably longer with us or at his house right now
looking through the drawers trying to find that award to take it back. Do
we think any evidence. I heard your eyewitness who provided a harrowing account of
essentially seeing this crash. He said he thought he might have scuttled the plane.
He may have known this mission is not going to end successfully and try
to throw it down, making this a one last minute to get away from
the building. Yeah. Yeah, which, if you're a Right Brothers Award
winner, that's the level you're at. Sure is realizing that all is lost.
I'm not taking anybody with me, nothing on that. Let's applaud this
man, No, I think I think that's probably what happened. He's dead,
but let's applaud him because it could have been way worse, could have
been worse. I always feel like if I was a pilot and things were
I could find somewhere to give me a chance to lay lay the old bird
down. Yeah, you know, I mean I almost view it, and
this is irresponsible, almost view it as the buddy system on skydiving. Like
I think I can do it on my own, but if you need to
step in, you're here, So I do it with the co pilot there,
I think you can. He had to teach you a few buttons.
I guess too. You just have to decide if you want wheels up or
wheels down, because if you're going for a field, you know, I
think you keep the wheels up. Yeah, and then you just lay that
bird down on its belly, gentle real gene light. You have to will's
down on a big plane, the passenger plane, and if you're going for
a road a road landing, you're gonna walk the wheels down. On my
flight Saturday that we arrived here in DFW raining bad weather, the number one
smoothest landing I've ever felt in my life. Almost didn't even realize you'd hit
the ground. Just love you love that. Who if you're listening the pilot
out of sr Q Sarasota Bradenton International straight to DFW Bravo, he's just texted
in that he's a he's a Jewish Man too. He's got some Yamack effects.
So here in the Jewish hour killing it. There's also one of the
drunkest people I've ever seen on a plane sitting in front of me. He
kept getting whiskey, and I got two whiskey, so he got a bunch
of them, and he started listening to tunes and dancing, and he was
wasted. He got off the plane. He couldn't even he couldn't even troll
the roller bag, smashing into the walls of the jetway. Sir, this
is not Virgin Airlines a drunk drunk it's off the party plane. But it's
these predictions, real quick predictions reviewed coming up in ten minutes right for the
Cowboys game. But have you heard of Baba Venga? No, this is
one of those I will admit one of those internet clickbait stories. But Baba
Venga is this lady and she can't see anything, well really anymore, because
she's dead. But she always has these four predictions each year for what will
happen rest in peace. She predicted a lot of things. She predicted a
submarine sinking in two thousand and one. She predicted the terrorist attacks of nine
to eleven. She also correctly predicted the Chernobyl tragedy. She also predicted the
death of Princess Diana. There's a lot of things that she's got on paper.
Wait, wait, what year? How old are these predictions? She
alive or she's made prediction. She's very dead. She died ninety six,
but she's made predictions every year up until fifty seventy nine. She's got them
all on the list. She's got her four ghost Pepper pavilion. Yeah.
For instance, her twenty twenty three predictions, which didn't go well. She
thought the Earth's orbit would change a little bit, which turns out that didn't.
But she was shooting a shot and I appreciate her going spicy. She
would have got a full point full point eligible. She also predicted Let's see,
she had a couple others that she missed. Let's put it that way.
I have what she has for this year. Let me sit down.
Okay, the Russian leader will be assassinated. Oh okay, honestly, wow,
And she made that prediction of the absolute latest nineteen ninety six, Yes,
probably way before that. Oh, that is hot. That is hot.
That is hot. There will be an increase in terror attacks in Europe.
I'll say none of her predictions are real, feel good, scorching hot
predictions. Not love will blossom? Is that a half point worthy? Yeah?
That one's an increase, right. A big country will conduct a biological
weapon test and attacks. Yeah, I mean that's every day, right,
Well, not attacks, okay, well caveat this pitch test attacks. And
then lastly, there's there will be a huge economic crisis, which yeah,
I mean she had a good chance of like three out of four here.
Those are pretty generic, I know. For the Russian leader will be assassinated,
that's hot. That is hot. And you know what if there was
gonna be a year oh yeah, I mean he's got his own poop guy
to make sure that he didn't have cancer. I'll go all in on pick
one. I like that one. Well, that's enough stories. I'll save
birthdays for later. Maybe we'll get to them in Mikey's Morning News. Yeah,
I'll take them. But also we will discuss why was Dolly Parton holding
onto that guard rail on a Thursday during the halftime show. Plus we'll review
our ghost Pepper Pavilion predictions. Are we right? We're their pickles on the
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