WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.600 --> 00:00:07.320 Tricia's mad at Candy Crush. Really, yes, they When I first started 2 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:11.439 playing Candy Crush, I'm telling you, like fifteen years ago. Has it 3 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:18.160 been out that long? Maybe at least twelve, I very willingly bought extra 4 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:22.160 lives, paid for the things that you need, like the the confetti bombs 5 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:25.600 to be able to keep, and then when I realized how much I was 6 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:29.480 spending, I was like, oh crap. So it has been I every 7 00:00:29.519 --> 00:00:33.840 once in a while will pay. Well. What Candy Crush does is they 8 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:37.799 you'll pass like ten levels in a row, real easy, get your confidence 9 00:00:37.880 --> 00:00:42.840 up. Then they throw a nightmarishly hard level on you, designed to make 10 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:47.240 you have to buy something. And I've always refused I will. I'm like, 11 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:50.000 I'll get by it. I'm not going to pay. And I've been 12 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:56.039 stuck on this one level, level five and sixty three for like five weeks, 13 00:00:56.079 --> 00:00:59.240 Sandy, and you refuse to get there, and I refuse to pay 14 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:03.319 for anything to help me. I refuse to do that five thousand levels of 15 00:01:03.400 --> 00:01:10.719 Candy Crush and sixty three. I'm just saying this happened one time before when 16 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:12.159 I refused to pay and I got stuck on a level for a super long 17 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:15.799 time, and I picked candy crush down for like three months. How mad 18 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:17.959 would you be if you handed your phone over to me? And I did 19 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:23.560 it the first time. I'll never forget. We're driving back from Nebraska once 20 00:01:25.200 --> 00:01:29.159 we've been in the car for ten and a half hours, cause you wouldn't 21 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:34.480 let us out. We get to Waco and these two Tricia and Lanberry want 22 00:01:34.480 --> 00:01:38.560 to go stop and see Chip and go Joanna Gaines, I'm like, are 23 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:41.719 you We've been in the car for ten hours, right, We needed to 24 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:45.719 get out such our legs were a little sussy. We're not going to spend 25 00:01:46.120 --> 00:01:49.359 one hundred and fifty dollars on a candle. One hundred and fifty dollars if 26 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:55.439 you're on a candle right right. Megan Fox is thirty eight. I thought 27 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:57.200 she was older than that. I don't give a flip about Meghan Fox. 28 00:01:57.359 --> 00:02:01.120 She got really weird. She should be seen and not heard. What's first 29 00:02:01.120 --> 00:02:04.599 thing made you laugh? Today? Team? All right? My mom asked 30 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.840 me if I had any extra plastic bags, And as they dug into my 31 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:12.479 plastic bag filled with three hundred and fifty more plastic bags, I knew that 32 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:15.479 this was my moment to shine Tristia's got the story we love in just a 33 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:17.879 moment. What you got for us? I have people who don't know how 34 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:21.240 to act right. Their moms and daddy's didn't whip them, is what I 35 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:24.840 think. What is happening here? Boy? Tune away after you hear that 36 00:02:24.960 --> 00:02:28.919 set up right? I got you left me speech. Let's that doesn't happen 37 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:32.879 very often the stories we love. So there's a new art installations whipped them. 38 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:37.319 They should have whipped them. It's called the Portal. One opened in 39 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:40.280 New York last week and an identical one opened in Dublin, Ireland. Each 40 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:45.120 portal shows a live feed of the other city. The whole idea of this 41 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:47.400 of this is to let people connect with each other from an ocean away. 42 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:53.280 But less than a weekend, they had to be shut down temporarily after too 43 00:02:53.319 --> 00:03:00.000 many people were flashing and mooning the portals. Folks have been giving each other 44 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:06.520 the finger. People are grinding on the portal, holding up inappropriate picks, 45 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:12.039 including porn. Oh that okay. Dublin turned theirs off this week so designers 46 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:15.560 could add tech that filters out images on your phone if you hold it up. 47 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.840 It was also supposed to run twenty four to seven, but it sounds 48 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:23.000 like they might start turning it off at night because people can't be trusted. 49 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:25.960 The portals were back up and running yesterday, so hopefully those fixes work. 50 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:30.840 The artists behind it are hoping to add more of them in other cities around 51 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:32.479 the world. I like the idea of it. I do too. I 52 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:37.120 just wish people could you know, what would you what do you like? 53 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:40.039 What would annoy you? More people doing what they've been doing, humping it 54 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:46.599 or people with whatever their protest dejure is you are what I mean, trying 55 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:52.120 to glue themselves to it, right, I mean I think I would prefer 56 00:03:52.840 --> 00:04:00.879 the portal humping craziness or just animals right right? Just can't have night mooning 57 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:06.000 grinding? Come on, just I don't know, it's pretty funny. How 58 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:09.840 did they not see this coming? Right? How did they not prepare for 59 00:04:09.879 --> 00:04:13.439 this in advance? Guys? This people are going to do weird things on 60 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:16.120 this and this is really not that new of technology. My god. All 61 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.759 he basically did is set up a FaceTime basically, Yeah, but it's still 62 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:21.839 I mean, it's cool. I like the idea of that, Like what's 63 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:25.879 happening in Ireland, right now. Oh did I tell you that I released 64 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:29.839 a fish the other day in the fish doorbell? Oh? You did? 65 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.959 I did? Are you sure it was you? They did it? You 66 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:35.240 know when you push the button that it happens. I gotta notice that I 67 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:42.199 released it. This is a camera that's underwater in the Netherlands and it's a 68 00:04:42.680 --> 00:04:46.879 there's these fish that are swimming upstream to spawn and they get jammed up because 69 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:50.360 the lock in the in the canal is closed. So they put a camera 70 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.720 there and when you see a fish there, you hit the doorbell and the 71 00:04:54.759 --> 00:04:57.639 guy there goes and opens up the gate. Let's fish go, let's go 72 00:04:57.639 --> 00:05:02.759 through. The censure is you have to sit and watch to see when there's 73 00:05:02.759 --> 00:05:05.199 a fish there. I like people gone, like, I wonder if a 74 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:09.399 bunch of people were, like there was like one hundred and thirteen of us 75 00:05:09.399 --> 00:05:13.480 there watching, so we were all ding ming fish. Yeah, that's all 76 00:05:13.519 --> 00:05:15.759 I saw the trailers. I thought it. I thought they go like with 77 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:18.600 a group of their boys, like, let's go see the ladies. Guys. 78 00:05:18.759 --> 00:05:21.399 Might have been the highlight of my week. Hey, before we do 79 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:24.759 this and there's a few people, maybe just join us. Just got to 80 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:27.720 get this on the record here. We know that what we are about to 81 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:31.279 share with you is stupid, but it's so stupid it's funny. It's like 82 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:35.160 that one cousin at the family reunion, you know, the one I'm talking 83 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:40.480 about. I mean, maybe dumb in the head, but funny, Yeah, 84 00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:44.120 just kind of so dumb. He's funny, so dumb, it's funny. 85 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:46.279 Yes, what we've looped back around to funny? Right, And so 86 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:55.199 what this is is what it would sound like if musicians fell downstairs while singing 87 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:59.839 while singing? Correct the first one. Here's what it would sound like if 88 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:12.360 Michael Jackson was singing and fell downstairs. So dumb, you're laughing too hard. 89 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:16.160 Here is David Lee Roth what it would sound like if he was singing 90 00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:27.680 and fell downstairs. Who my gosh, who did this? You want? 91 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:32.199 Johnny Cash falling downstairs while singing We've got it for you. Oh, went 92 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:46.439 down, down, down, I feel This next one is Elvis. Oh 93 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:57.839 how about some Whitney Houston singing and falling downstairs? So stupid. I saw 94 00:06:57.839 --> 00:07:00.160 a funny meme that Stephen Tyler made me think of it. It was a 95 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:05.639 picture of John bon Jovi, Steven Tyler and a couple other old, older 96 00:07:05.839 --> 00:07:10.560 rock and roll guys. Yeah, and the meme said it pictures of all 97 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.279 four of them. It says, you know you're getting a little bit older 98 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:18.040 when the rock stars of your youth start looking like your grandmother. Oh have 99 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:24.079 you seen John bon Jovi? He looks good, but I mean the hair 100 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:27.279 at his age a little much. I mean, it's not as long as 101 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:29.839 it used to be. No, and you know he got hair plugs. 102 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:31.720 No, I did not know that. How do you know that? I 103 00:07:31.800 --> 00:07:35.920 know these things? Do you a whole ball brother connection? Yeah, he 104 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:39.920 kicked and had to kick him out of the club. Steven Tyler does look 105 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:43.639 like a me Ma, he does. And sometimes he wears his hair like 106 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:48.959 in a ponytailler A. butN lots of accessory ash and yeah he's not aging 107 00:07:48.959 --> 00:07:55.160 well sliding off the space. No, it is. Yeah, the stories 108 00:07:55.199 --> 00:08:00.920 we love, all right. So this guy one one point three billion dollars 109 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:05.800 and Megamillion's jackpot. He did not want to reveal his identity, so he's 110 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:09.000 just known as John Doe. Court filings, he's known as John Doe. 111 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:15.519 Apparently he discussed with the mother of his child and his father, what everybody 112 00:08:15.560 --> 00:08:18.120 does if I win the lottery. I'm going to give you this. I'm 113 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:20.879 going to give you this right you dream about how you're going to distribute the 114 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:26.519 money. Well, apparently the family has been torn apart because now that John 115 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:30.240 Doe has actually won the money, he is now no longer wanting to share 116 00:08:30.240 --> 00:08:33.919 it with his family, which I feel like is maybe his own decision to 117 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:37.240 make got to take care of baby mama. Well, I don't know. 118 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:41.039 The baby mama was made to sign a non disclosure agreement and she was agreeing 119 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:45.399 to not tell his family that he was the one who won the one point 120 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:48.200 three billion dollars. But because this man was not giving her any money, 121 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:54.399 the baby mama blabbed it told the family. Now people know who won the 122 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.559 money. So the baby mama is suing him for money, and his own 123 00:08:58.759 --> 00:09:05.559 father, former police chief, has submitted a sworn declaration saying that his son 124 00:09:05.720 --> 00:09:11.039 light about plans to provide him financial support if you won the lottery. Now 125 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:13.639 do you think that's crazy? Oh, here's what I think it's crazy, 126 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:16.639 the lawsuit from his dad. But I also think this is an example of 127 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:20.440 being cheap is going to cost you a lot of money. Yeah, he 128 00:09:20.759 --> 00:09:26.919 just paid the warmth. Give baby mama money. It's your baby, mama. 129 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.679 I agree, it's the woman who's birth to your child. You have 130 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:31.840 to support the child. I get it. She broke in on disclosurement because 131 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:35.320 he was being stingy. I don't know. Yeah, shame on him. 132 00:09:35.360 --> 00:09:39.679 You just got the luckiest break of your life and you can't break off a 133 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.039 few million for the woman that gave birth to your child. Yeah. What 134 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:50.120 she's claiming though, also is that he has a security team monitoring her communications 135 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.039 and even kidnapped their daughter, which of course he denies. The dad is 136 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:58.360 saying that the son promised to buy him the house instead of a one million 137 00:09:58.399 --> 00:10:03.120 dollar truck. Okay, dad, sure, pick out a house. Don't 138 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:05.879 make it more than X amount of dollars. I'll stroke your check, put 139 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:07.879 a million bucks in you go away. Yeah, the guy didn't want to. 140 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:11.360 Meanwhile, if you win, he won one point three billion dollars. 141 00:10:11.600 --> 00:10:16.159 After the money he pocketed five hundred million. I mean, I don't know. 142 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:20.279 I mean, who knows. I'm just saying it's that guy's money, 143 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:24.720 just because how many times have you and I talked what we would do if 144 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:28.519 we won? Right? But the I call it the Pia factor, the 145 00:10:28.639 --> 00:10:33.159 pain in the you know what factor for a million dollars and you don't have 146 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:35.240 these troubles, Okay, I understand. My point is is who has the 147 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:39.039 nerve to sue somebody that would be like I've got on the radio and I'm 148 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.519 like, if I ever win, I'm getting Saint Jude money. Say I 149 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:45.840 go and I win, and Saint Jude sues me because they're like, remember 150 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:46.879 that time on the radio you said you were gonna give us some money, 151 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.159 And it's ridiculous. People always talk about what they'll do with money. The 152 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:54.879 fact that it's people suing him for what he said, and the fact that 153 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:56.639 it's his own family I think is crazy. But at the end of the 154 00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:00.000 day, he's going to cost him a lot of money for being a cheap 155 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:03.720 Just get Just give script the money and move along, right. People make 156 00:11:03.720 --> 00:11:05.399 their lives. Maybe not the dad. I don't know that dad. That's 157 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:07.879 kind of crappy. The baby mama, for sure. I just thought of 158 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:13.679 a lyric for a song, more money, more problems. It's time for 159 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:18.000 us to go, but just for today, we'll come back tomorrow. Joan 160 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:22.279 to be here tomorrow. Oh really, I'm just I don't know. All 161 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.159 right, Well, I'll get somebody to fill in. I mean, probably 162 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:28.960 get anybody. Wallypip. Yeah, oh, you don't want to talk about 163 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:33.480 Wallypip. Lose your job, man, don't show up. I'll come tomorrow. 164 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:35.879 What do we learn today, Trish, Well, we learned that the 165 00:11:35.879 --> 00:11:41.039 feud is rigged because you got two hundred sixty four Poe and I got ninety 166 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:45.559 four. The worst loser. Oh, I go from breaking my own record, 167 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:50.559 all time world record to ninety four points if something's not hanky, same 168 00:11:50.600 --> 00:11:56.039 way that our daughter went from a personal best in the discus to scratching three 169 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:58.759 times. It's true. I think she would really appreciate saying that on the 170 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:05.679 red Yeah yeah, Sandy one, congratulations. All right. The other thing 171 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:11.960 we learned about was the muppet that played the most instruments is very important information. 172 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:16.919 Was the brown dog Rolf Ye. Oh my gosh. She normally played 173 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:20.039 the piano, and if you'll remember when he played, he Boba said so 174 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:24.559 much that his big floppy ears flew everywhere. But he not only played the 175 00:12:24.559 --> 00:12:28.320 piano, he played eight other instruments. Prodigy, he's kind of like the 176 00:12:28.360 --> 00:12:33.120 Prince of the muppets. You know what I mean. Prince played everything, 177 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:37.840 played them all, the Dave Roll of the Muppets, Dave Groll play a 178 00:12:37.879 --> 00:12:43.600 lot of instruments. Yeah, yeaheah, talented Muppet Muppets. Yeah, practiced 179 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:46.559 a lot. You get to practice a lot, I mean you have to. 180 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:50.320 And finally, the reason we can't have nice things in this world is 181 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:54.840 because of people who do things like hump aren't exhibits. Something called the Portal 182 00:12:56.399 --> 00:13:00.559 was set up one portal in New York, an identical portal set up in 183 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:05.159 Ireland, and basically people in Ireland and Dublin could look as like a live 184 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:07.480 stream to see what was happening in New York and vice versa. They had 185 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:13.159 to shut it down within a week because people were flashing it, humping on 186 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:18.799 it, throwing the finger at it, showing dirty pictures on it. Well, 187 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:22.639 I'm just trying to figure who was more foul, the Irishmen or the 188 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:26.840 American. I feel like the American. I feel like the Irishmen. Really, 189 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:31.080 I mean really, you couldn't pick two two countries that can really turn 190 00:13:31.120 --> 00:13:33.360 on the nastiness if they want to, right, right, right, Yeah. 191 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:37.039 The Irish use a certain word that we don't use here. What you 192 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:41.720 know the word the girls hate? Oh? Yeah, it's not offensive over 193 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:45.080 there. It's very offensive here they like. Imagine if they put the portal 194 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:50.399 in Dublin, Ireland, and then put it in like Maine somewhere, all 195 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:56.440 the people in their sweaters and their clam chowder starts grinding on the portal, 196 00:13:56.000 --> 00:14:00.799 clutching their pearls. Oh, speaking of that, have you ever watched the 197 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:03.639 Irish anyway? Have you ever watched the Gangs of New York with Leonardo DiCaprio. 198 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:07.519 I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, I think he's amazing. 199 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:09.120 Do not care for him. It's a good movie. It's the Scorsese movie 200 00:14:09.679 --> 00:14:13.879 Washington, of course, like Scorsese, is a long one, but I'm 201 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:16.600 all in. It'll take me three to four days to watch it. Have 202 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:18.759 a great day everyone. We appreciate you guys being with us. Give us 203 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:22.679 a like on Instagram. We'll follow you back. I promise you that. 204 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.039 And it's at the Sandy Show official. Be safe and don't take any crap 205 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.320 from anybody, but bye.