Tricia's mad at Candy Crush. Really, yes, they When I first started
playing Candy Crush, I'm telling you, like fifteen years ago. Has it
been out that long? Maybe at least twelve, I very willingly bought extra
lives, paid for the things that you need, like the the confetti bombs
to be able to keep, and then when I realized how much I was
spending, I was like, oh crap. So it has been I every
once in a while will pay. Well. What Candy Crush does is they
you'll pass like ten levels in a row, real easy, get your confidence
up. Then they throw a nightmarishly hard level on you, designed to make
you have to buy something. And I've always refused I will. I'm like,
I'll get by it. I'm not going to pay. And I've been
stuck on this one level, level five and sixty three for like five weeks,
Sandy, and you refuse to get there, and I refuse to pay
for anything to help me. I refuse to do that five thousand levels of
Candy Crush and sixty three. I'm just saying this happened one time before when
I refused to pay and I got stuck on a level for a super long
time, and I picked candy crush down for like three months. How mad
would you be if you handed your phone over to me? And I did
it the first time. I'll never forget. We're driving back from Nebraska once
we've been in the car for ten and a half hours, cause you wouldn't
let us out. We get to Waco and these two Tricia and Lanberry want
to go stop and see Chip and go Joanna Gaines, I'm like, are
you We've been in the car for ten hours, right, We needed to
get out such our legs were a little sussy. We're not going to spend
one hundred and fifty dollars on a candle. One hundred and fifty dollars if
you're on a candle right right. Megan Fox is thirty eight. I thought
she was older than that. I don't give a flip about Meghan Fox.
She got really weird. She should be seen and not heard. What's first
thing made you laugh? Today? Team? All right? My mom asked
me if I had any extra plastic bags, And as they dug into my
plastic bag filled with three hundred and fifty more plastic bags, I knew that
this was my moment to shine Tristia's got the story we love in just a
moment. What you got for us? I have people who don't know how
to act right. Their moms and daddy's didn't whip them, is what I
think. What is happening here? Boy? Tune away after you hear that
set up right? I got you left me speech. Let's that doesn't happen
very often the stories we love. So there's a new art installations whipped them.
They should have whipped them. It's called the Portal. One opened in
New York last week and an identical one opened in Dublin, Ireland. Each
portal shows a live feed of the other city. The whole idea of this
of this is to let people connect with each other from an ocean away.
But less than a weekend, they had to be shut down temporarily after too
many people were flashing and mooning the portals. Folks have been giving each other
the finger. People are grinding on the portal, holding up inappropriate picks,
including porn. Oh that okay. Dublin turned theirs off this week so designers
could add tech that filters out images on your phone if you hold it up.
It was also supposed to run twenty four to seven, but it sounds
like they might start turning it off at night because people can't be trusted.
The portals were back up and running yesterday, so hopefully those fixes work.
The artists behind it are hoping to add more of them in other cities around
the world. I like the idea of it. I do too. I
just wish people could you know, what would you what do you like?
What would annoy you? More people doing what they've been doing, humping it
or people with whatever their protest dejure is you are what I mean, trying
to glue themselves to it, right, I mean I think I would prefer
the portal humping craziness or just animals right right? Just can't have night mooning
grinding? Come on, just I don't know, it's pretty funny. How
did they not see this coming? Right? How did they not prepare for
this in advance? Guys? This people are going to do weird things on
this and this is really not that new of technology. My god. All
he basically did is set up a FaceTime basically, Yeah, but it's still
I mean, it's cool. I like the idea of that, Like what's
happening in Ireland, right now. Oh did I tell you that I released
a fish the other day in the fish doorbell? Oh? You did?
I did? Are you sure it was you? They did it? You
know when you push the button that it happens. I gotta notice that I
released it. This is a camera that's underwater in the Netherlands and it's a
there's these fish that are swimming upstream to spawn and they get jammed up because
the lock in the in the canal is closed. So they put a camera
there and when you see a fish there, you hit the doorbell and the
guy there goes and opens up the gate. Let's fish go, let's go
through. The censure is you have to sit and watch to see when there's
a fish there. I like people gone, like, I wonder if a
bunch of people were, like there was like one hundred and thirteen of us
there watching, so we were all ding ming fish. Yeah, that's all
I saw the trailers. I thought it. I thought they go like with
a group of their boys, like, let's go see the ladies. Guys.
Might have been the highlight of my week. Hey, before we do
this and there's a few people, maybe just join us. Just got to
get this on the record here. We know that what we are about to
share with you is stupid, but it's so stupid it's funny. It's like
that one cousin at the family reunion, you know, the one I'm talking
about. I mean, maybe dumb in the head, but funny, Yeah,
just kind of so dumb. He's funny, so dumb, it's funny.
Yes, what we've looped back around to funny? Right, And so
what this is is what it would sound like if musicians fell downstairs while singing
while singing? Correct the first one. Here's what it would sound like if
Michael Jackson was singing and fell downstairs. So dumb, you're laughing too hard.
Here is David Lee Roth what it would sound like if he was singing
and fell downstairs. Who my gosh, who did this? You want?
Johnny Cash falling downstairs while singing We've got it for you. Oh, went
down, down, down, I feel This next one is Elvis. Oh
how about some Whitney Houston singing and falling downstairs? So stupid. I saw
a funny meme that Stephen Tyler made me think of it. It was a
picture of John bon Jovi, Steven Tyler and a couple other old, older
rock and roll guys. Yeah, and the meme said it pictures of all
four of them. It says, you know you're getting a little bit older
when the rock stars of your youth start looking like your grandmother. Oh have
you seen John bon Jovi? He looks good, but I mean the hair
at his age a little much. I mean, it's not as long as
it used to be. No, and you know he got hair plugs.
No, I did not know that. How do you know that? I
know these things? Do you a whole ball brother connection? Yeah, he
kicked and had to kick him out of the club. Steven Tyler does look
like a me Ma, he does. And sometimes he wears his hair like
in a ponytailler A. butN lots of accessory ash and yeah he's not aging
well sliding off the space. No, it is. Yeah, the stories
we love, all right. So this guy one one point three billion dollars
and Megamillion's jackpot. He did not want to reveal his identity, so he's
just known as John Doe. Court filings, he's known as John Doe.
Apparently he discussed with the mother of his child and his father, what everybody
does if I win the lottery. I'm going to give you this. I'm
going to give you this right you dream about how you're going to distribute the
money. Well, apparently the family has been torn apart because now that John
Doe has actually won the money, he is now no longer wanting to share
it with his family, which I feel like is maybe his own decision to
make got to take care of baby mama. Well, I don't know.
The baby mama was made to sign a non disclosure agreement and she was agreeing
to not tell his family that he was the one who won the one point
three billion dollars. But because this man was not giving her any money,
the baby mama blabbed it told the family. Now people know who won the
money. So the baby mama is suing him for money, and his own
father, former police chief, has submitted a sworn declaration saying that his son
light about plans to provide him financial support if you won the lottery. Now
do you think that's crazy? Oh, here's what I think it's crazy,
the lawsuit from his dad. But I also think this is an example of
being cheap is going to cost you a lot of money. Yeah, he
just paid the warmth. Give baby mama money. It's your baby, mama.
I agree, it's the woman who's birth to your child. You have
to support the child. I get it. She broke in on disclosurement because
he was being stingy. I don't know. Yeah, shame on him.
You just got the luckiest break of your life and you can't break off a
few million for the woman that gave birth to your child. Yeah. What
she's claiming though, also is that he has a security team monitoring her communications
and even kidnapped their daughter, which of course he denies. The dad is
saying that the son promised to buy him the house instead of a one million
dollar truck. Okay, dad, sure, pick out a house. Don't
make it more than X amount of dollars. I'll stroke your check, put
a million bucks in you go away. Yeah, the guy didn't want to.
Meanwhile, if you win, he won one point three billion dollars.
After the money he pocketed five hundred million. I mean, I don't know.
I mean, who knows. I'm just saying it's that guy's money,
just because how many times have you and I talked what we would do if
we won? Right? But the I call it the Pia factor, the
pain in the you know what factor for a million dollars and you don't have
these troubles, Okay, I understand. My point is is who has the
nerve to sue somebody that would be like I've got on the radio and I'm
like, if I ever win, I'm getting Saint Jude money. Say I
go and I win, and Saint Jude sues me because they're like, remember
that time on the radio you said you were gonna give us some money,
And it's ridiculous. People always talk about what they'll do with money. The
fact that it's people suing him for what he said, and the fact that
it's his own family I think is crazy. But at the end of the
day, he's going to cost him a lot of money for being a cheap
Just get Just give script the money and move along, right. People make
their lives. Maybe not the dad. I don't know that dad. That's
kind of crappy. The baby mama, for sure. I just thought of
a lyric for a song, more money, more problems. It's time for
us to go, but just for today, we'll come back tomorrow. Joan
to be here tomorrow. Oh really, I'm just I don't know. All
right, Well, I'll get somebody to fill in. I mean, probably
get anybody. Wallypip. Yeah, oh, you don't want to talk about
Wallypip. Lose your job, man, don't show up. I'll come tomorrow.
What do we learn today, Trish, Well, we learned that the
feud is rigged because you got two hundred sixty four Poe and I got ninety
four. The worst loser. Oh, I go from breaking my own record,
all time world record to ninety four points if something's not hanky, same
way that our daughter went from a personal best in the discus to scratching three
times. It's true. I think she would really appreciate saying that on the
red Yeah yeah, Sandy one, congratulations. All right. The other thing
we learned about was the muppet that played the most instruments is very important information.
Was the brown dog Rolf Ye. Oh my gosh. She normally played
the piano, and if you'll remember when he played, he Boba said so
much that his big floppy ears flew everywhere. But he not only played the
piano, he played eight other instruments. Prodigy, he's kind of like the
Prince of the muppets. You know what I mean. Prince played everything,
played them all, the Dave Roll of the Muppets, Dave Groll play a
lot of instruments. Yeah, yeaheah, talented Muppet Muppets. Yeah, practiced
a lot. You get to practice a lot, I mean you have to.
And finally, the reason we can't have nice things in this world is
because of people who do things like hump aren't exhibits. Something called the Portal
was set up one portal in New York, an identical portal set up in
Ireland, and basically people in Ireland and Dublin could look as like a live
stream to see what was happening in New York and vice versa. They had
to shut it down within a week because people were flashing it, humping on
it, throwing the finger at it, showing dirty pictures on it. Well,
I'm just trying to figure who was more foul, the Irishmen or the
American. I feel like the American. I feel like the Irishmen. Really,
I mean really, you couldn't pick two two countries that can really turn
on the nastiness if they want to, right, right, right, Yeah.
The Irish use a certain word that we don't use here. What you
know the word the girls hate? Oh? Yeah, it's not offensive over
there. It's very offensive here they like. Imagine if they put the portal
in Dublin, Ireland, and then put it in like Maine somewhere, all
the people in their sweaters and their clam chowder starts grinding on the portal,
clutching their pearls. Oh, speaking of that, have you ever watched the
Irish anyway? Have you ever watched the Gangs of New York with Leonardo DiCaprio.
I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, I think he's amazing.
Do not care for him. It's a good movie. It's the Scorsese movie
Washington, of course, like Scorsese, is a long one, but I'm
all in. It'll take me three to four days to watch it. Have
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