This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. I don't
want to be We have some breaking news this morning here on the Downbeat,
the old last segment of the day, breaking news. You love it,
JJ, Do you have a breaking news sunder you can hit for me.
According to our friends over at Dallas Texas TV, creak my audio up,
please JJ. According to our friends over at Dallas Texas TV. When it
comes to the coyote over in Arlington, in all the words and I have
waited a long time to do this, we told him. We got him.
That's right, the cody at the park at Arlington, they got him.
We got him, got that son of a bitch. Look at I'm
watching him drag that scumbag out right now? Alive? Right, yeah,
he's alive. Cute, call him a scumbag. They can release him into
the wild. Are they gonna youth? They put him in a police car.
He's gonna let me at him, let me out. They kiss God.
They threw him in the Quebecula car. Yeah, book him. You
know they threw him in the boot or in the in the back seat.
I don't like how that went with the Animal services there these I mean he
did bite three kids. One kid was full freaking raby shots because of this
bastard. But they think it was this coyote, this kittie's again, maybe
the friendly boys. It wasn't me and nobody. You're saying we all look
alike? What they say, we all look alike? Fine, I get
it. They don't they do, actually though, profile Yeah, they got
him. Hell yeah, Well that's good news because I've been tracking that one
all week. The only thing that would have made this story, you're interesting,
is if this happened in Wiley. Yeah, thats what then he would
be the Wiley coyote. Mike, did you get it? That's pretty good.
It's a guy. I mean, Wiley is a city, right.
He criticized Sabrina of the News Junkies five minutes before our show started. Out.
I support because she made a bottom and when they made a Benny tomp
And joke. The guy writes songs for Elton John or whatever, and he's
like, oh god, I never never, And I was like like that,
and he hit him with a wily coyote, and I'm okay with it.
Danny not ashamed of animal humor is funny. Yeah, And dude,
trust me, no one dongs went off the uprights more than me. We
know, I know, I know. Yeah, We're all used to it.
You know. It truly become a part of my charm. Yeah,
how do you feel? I don't feel I feel awful. I feel like
I've just put up. I feel like a butt chugged sugar. So do
I I'm shaking. I feel like if I went and got my blood panels
done right now, doctor Agerwall would tell me that I have diabetes right now.
He would probably amputate my foot. Yeah, precautionary. That one peanut
butter cup and that sip of but blast or whatever that is Mountain news Baja
blast. As we sampled all the quality new products that were advertised during the
what I would have thought of myself as a healthy man walking into the doctor's
office, I would leave as a man without a foot. Yeah, oh
no, there goes Dinghu's foot. Weren't you shocked to see that they were
all terrible? Not that they taste terrible, I mean some of them do,
like not one thing. I mean, what's the most on the whole
list? I read you, Mayonnaise is that the healthiest? Yeah? Or
Popeyes? Wings. I hit the age of it's incredible what we do to
ourselves. Yeah, I don't know what the age is, but there's a
point where you start going, oh, what are nutrition facts? And you
need to like realize And it might have been thirty. I don't know what
the age was, but there's a point we just guys can't do this anymore.
Everyone goes through it at some point. Everyone does, except people with
great metabolism, who I think. Don't you know they groom They groom kids
to grow up loving this stuff. That's where it's all start. Why wouldn't
you love it because it's great, delicious kind of marketing. Look at the
look at the labels on these things. Yes, yeah, we shouldn't groom
kids to enjoy salads a lot. That's not fun. Then they have no
hope. It's cheap what the world could be. The whole reason that we
keep going is because the youth has hope and an optimistic view of what the
world could be. We don't to try to train a toddler to eat healthy.
It takes time and it's expensive. It's so much easier to sit in
line at a Chick fil a Ki is delicious and it's probably on the scale
of fast food restaurants, probably one that's probably better for you. You have
better choices there. But dude, it's hard. I try to cook for
Malcolm, like damn near every meal and make sure he's got fresh fruit and
stuff like that. He's never had a soft drink, he's never been to
McDonald's. Really yeah, but yeah, you think there's not a cane's inside.
He doesn't know that that's where you get delicious chicken in a posty cup.
Yeah, because you just have to. But even on there have to
do it sometimes. Top thing total fat zero grams, zero percent. You're
like all right, yeah, and then sodium eighty milligrams. Uh oh,
carbs. I can't believe it's sixty two grams of carbs. Like if you're
watching your carbs or doing a keto thing, no sugar allowed. Really yeah,
yeah, but you can get away with ten up to twenty carbs depending
on your weight, like per day. And there's three times that and more
in just this one bottle of greenish blue liquid that you're just gonna glug down.
It's so so bad. I mean, okay, I don't want to
be speculation, but is this like cancer in a bottle. Yes, yes,
it's a legal right, it's it's everything. It's a legal in most
countries. I'm serious, And can't you know what my answer is? Like
the one thing with Derek Chemical count let's do talk backs in a minute,
says you're gonna get some feedback on this actually, which is very good.
The firstless squeeze in birthdays? All right, Dear Derek Jones, Junior's twenty
seven. Our MAV's friend MAVs Megan the Stallion thirty thirty. Yes, I
call her MTS good. This is why I call her good. For you.
The Duffer Brothers are forty. You guys know what they're famous for,
Yes, filmmakers correct, Yes, stranger things, yeah. Connor Oburst forty
four, bright eyes, his bright eyes. Live in a world where Connor
Oberst is forty four, little baby Connor. Yes, Brandon Boyd is forty
eight, boy music lead singer brother No, and we don't even Mention boy
Tendsley these days because of the allegations shaking incubs like allegations are always never far
from where Kevin Turner is. It is odd Incubus is the band, and
I think Christina would be good to ask about Incubus. It's the band that
I never got into, but it was the band that would sound like something
I might have liked. But girls always dug Incubus, which I wonder.
Is he hot? Maybe that's it. What's his name? Yeah, he's
Brandon Boyd. He's had long hair and stuff. You could probably see it.
Cool, tats thin, Yeah, oh he is real thin and tatty.
Kind of gross looking a little bit, but also well happy birthday,
yeah, happy birthday. Yeah, congratulations for being gross looking gross yarm Yagers
fifty two. Ah great? Uh, Birdman's fifty five, Chris Anderson,
Yeah, no, the other one he's like ronically it's like a really basic
name. Put some respect on his name. Christopher McDonald's sixty nine helped me
out. This is a hard day, Peter mcgah, how old sixty nine?
Good for happy Gilmo? My god? Uh back to your shanties,
Matt Groening seventy your former employer. Yeah, it's graining. It's tough.
The way he says that every single time is it's graining rhymes with complaining.
That's an easy way to remember it. But yeah, we all say groaning.
If you don't know but it's Matt Groening number one hobbies collect knockoff Simpsons
stuff. His Yeah, he has a massive house in Malibu and a whole
like downstairs room with just the funniest, crappiest fake because for a good decade
that was like a maybe still just an industry of selling fake T shirts and
fake everything. Only really interact with him a couple times. He doesn't have
much to do with the Simpsons anymore. Al Jean the showrunner did absolutely everything
when I was there, but Matt Granning would show up for the table reads
and just kind of sit there and laugh and then leave and make a lot
of money. I went on a handful of dates with this galp a long
time ago, and the first time I ever was invited to her house,
walked in the front door. The first thing you see is an entire wall
of her living room a dedicated Simpson shrine. You really like deaddicate. I'm
talking every bit of memorabilia, candles like it was. It was insane the
amount of Simpson's memorabilia this woman had in her house. Was she smart and
funny? Let me put it this way. When I saw that, I
knew how that was going to end. Yeah, yeah, how did it?
We're not together, Kevin? Well, yeah, how did it?
How did you? Honey? Mean you knew how it was going to end?
I just knew that. Yeah, if you love something that much,
okay, Yeah, so Mamilla things that much thirty seconds. When I was
in eighth grade and we graduated, we got a little cement block, like
wet cement, and you could write your name and anything you wanted, the
date, you know, and like immortalize your eighth grade graduation. So eight
was thirteen, so that was nineteen ninety, so I got eighty nine eighty
nine, and I definitely wrote. I drew a picture of Bart Simpson,
a decent one with like a word bubble coming out of his mouth, and
with the letter you it said, you can't touch this if you walked the
most nineteen eighty nine, God Keepsake of all time. Bart Simpson's saying you
can't touch this, and that's how you were immortalized. That was my whole
deal, in that concrete history. That was my whole deal in nineteen eight
and that day and I'm like yeah, like and he also be cooler than
this and did what with that? And Danny's girlfriend from fifteen years ago,
twenty years ago. Bought that concrete from you, and now it's sitting in
the foyer some girl's condo, Lake Highlands. Talkbacks brought to you by Advanced
Hair Restoration. You got a lot today. Here we go, good morning.
That'll be hey, a couple of days. I played riv a couple
of years ago and number one, one of the hardest walks on the PGA
tour. So the grass and the fairway, the elevation, it's gonna be
tough for him even if he makes the cut, finish off four. Any
other stat about Tiger Woods at Riviera, He has never won there, so
do with that what you will. He's right, one of the very few
courses Tiger never won at, albeit the one that he made his PGA debut
on. This is a good one. Get Rory in the field. Oh
we're loaded, dude. I'm going home. I'm a party and watch golf
all day. Who's cooler than us? When do it start? Just got
going underway? Tiger T's off at eleven? And is this going to be
on the television? To watch it online? Dude? Now they'll have all
the featured groups and stuff on probably writ when we get home. Yes,
I don't know I have Hulu. I just click the golf It's gonna be
on ESPN plus Danny. Sorry, but you probably don't have You will give
me your illegal stick? Just text me. You'll be able to see every
shot. I see you every day for more hours than I see any other
human being in my life, when I think about more things than I need
to to get a clone of your illegal TV stick that gives you all of
the things. What's going on, guys? Hey, it's boy Mike and
Gravevine. Hey, man, I got a bone to pick with y'all.
I went to my damn flower shot ball the day to get some wife some
flowers for yesterday, and they were all out of downbeat chocolate box of chocolates.
Man, I was like, what the Holy Nipper for hell? Anyways?
I hope next year y'all get some more orders in boys, because we
need them chocolates. I love them songs, and you know what, Katie,
I love your buds holy nipples from Hell mans. His energy in our
vein guys, fueled by Maha blast every day or our sugar rush hit the
wall real quick. I turned around on that done. I come down is
real. I think I see what Kevin sees. I tried it myself.
I'm please because I'm being carous. I'm a horse Dunton. I'm so good
that I tried it the Freak Station that I like it. Thankful Kevin showed
me to be a horse. Idiots everywhere I look. And tomorrow six am
hour right, we're in the horse song. I guess I need to hear
it again. We get into it today maybe if you want to. Does
it say something about us that the people that listen to us are all complete
morons? Yeah? Yeah, like seriously, wheat they're idiots? Yeah,
I love them all. They're proud of it and there are they should be.
Yes, I'm leaving it all on my toots. I ruined my boots
and ruin Joe black Tife air. I was the last one to show,
but the first one to go. I'm sorry. I thought it was air
and you saw the surprise and the fear in miss is that came out my
dairy air. He's thirty seconds. I'll tell you what, mister and mister
Smith Episode three, The Fark Comedy There is great. Yeah that's good,
A high quality fart comedy. Yes, well, I can tell you they
both go for their guns and blame it on an intruder downstairs. Open the
door. Yeah, it's so good, and the payoff at the ends great.
It's kind of not a great episode though. But well, I can
tell you why the Kangaroo restaurant went out of business. It's because they're serving
kangaroo. Oh wait, wait, let's open one that sells draft meat,
good old draft sandwich. It just sounds so good. Oh wait, wait,
hip hopotamus. Oh how about a good ham of hip hopotamus? The
way one more Ryan oscerit. He would have gone on forever just listing animals.
Here's the deal. The reason the kangaroo place went out of business.
They were serving kangaroos. He's kind of right. It was one item on
like an appetizer. It wasn't a kangaroo restaurant. It's not like the one
kangaroo restaurant that they did open, which you're still up. I guess.
Yeah. It's they had great food. Otherwise normal food. Do you guys
want to go to the Kangaroo restaurant tonight? It's just when you said eighty
six, and I think everyone thought that was closed down. No I did
the whole thing. Yes, the thing closed out last Sunday because because the
kangaroo. Yeah, it's hard to take information. I was looking at all
that food. Hey, guys, listening to your food review stuff as the
Mountain Dew Baha Blast flavor thing, you guys should really look up all the
different dyes and chemicals and things that are completely banned in other countries Australia,
the UK, et cetera. That the FDA doesn't even so much say a
word on It's it's pretty nuts what we put into our bodies. Yes,
he's right, And just in that Baha Blast blue number one and yellow number
five, it doesn't sound too bad. Blue number one connected to headache,
digestive problems, skin irritation, and cancer. Yellow number one associated with skin
irritation, allergies and asthma. And watch this big sip. I want a
big zip right after I say that what a massacrest is the most American thing
and it's terrible. It sucks. It's okay. So yeah, I never
encountered a guy and I was in school either, but this one chick when
I was in high school, bred a hammer to school one day and proceeded
to beat the living crap out of this dude with it? Okay. So
if I like that guy, that's a new voice. Yeah that's terrifying.
Yeah, but better than I better the guy lived. Yeah, I'd like
to hear more of his stories and upcoming days, I'll tell your story when
I got absolute not the New Orleans one when a friend of mine, a
girl just drilled me in the face with a punch right in front of the
actual food court with a huge window, and everyone saw it. Blood everywhere,
A little bit of blood. What dusted me in the face twice?
I got punched on face by girls. Good morning Downbeat. Just wanted to
let you guys know that coyotes are attacking people in Plano as well. I
got home from work yesterday, stepped out of my vehicle and an anvil dropped
out of the sky and took me out. Damn it. Danny, put
down the water bottle and grab a g D Baja blast. Listening to you
guys eat and drink stuff on air is radio Gold? What's the show you?
It's Radio Gold? To Roadrunner references in one day, yeah, stop
station, oh kat my game dang bi yeah okay, I mean to start
Oh yeah, it's a jump off point by Yeah. Oh yeah, it's
damn near impossible to tackle Travis Kelcey. Of course, it's impossible to take
a microphone away from him when he's in karaoke mode. That's true. Yeah,
not only do you boys make the news if the lizard is found.
And guess what, buddy, the crime Blasters have done it again, baby,
one for two. We got the coyote, and I think we're in
great part. You know that result is in great part because of us,
Yes, and no one else will spreading the words. Let's make the lizard.
We're gonna get this lizards lizard. We're gonna ge two hundred bucks out
of Kat's wallet. I can't like to see which one of you goes to
bath and first to vomit. All at sugar Up like we're all going.
Well, we will be back tomorrow morning at six am. In fact,
we will have one or two pairs of tickets to see the Dave Matthews bend
in a new bit called the Phone, and maybe Mikey will introduce a new
segment tomorrow at nine called Insulin Court. New character in Insulin Man shows up.
Yeah, and then we'll have a little press, play JJ Action as
well some movie news. She's got a couple of movie reviews as well on
all the other stuff. Everyone have a good day, Ben and skin show
is next. Speak easy after that, Go Tiger for JJ Jackson, for
MICUs Roy, for Danny Baylis. I'm Kevin. We'll see you tomorrow at
six am. You may go your merry way. See men.