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the great thing about the movie is basically the way white tts able to use
humor to address serious issues. Some comic fans hated it when he brought his
sense of humor to the story of Ragnarok, but honestly, I think it
works. I'm not a diehard comic book fan, though apparently the third Thor
film was loosely based on Planet Hulk, but wasn't faithful to its source material,
and I think WHYTT still did a good job with the Hulk storyline within
the limitation set by Disney execs, because let's face it, that's why there's
so many director fireings the student as a strict structure that they do not want
to deviate from. Or maybe that's just Kevin Feigi. Anyway, to get
back to Jojo Rabbit, I think it was a fantastic film set during a
very sad and problematic time obviously, but with white Tt using fantastical elements to
poke fun at the horrific events, he's able to put his own unique spin
on what would be a typical oscar grab it did grab a NB, That's
not what he was aiming for. I think Jojo is actually better than say
life is Beautiful, but maybe that's just because of recency bias. I'm not
trying to take anything away from Benini, but let's face it, would he
care? The dude surprisingly won an Oscar, much to the chagrin of the
American viewership. Americans don't care much for foreign films unless it's a Bong June
Hoe production. But back to Jojo, it's just my opinion that white Tt
is able to bounce back and forth between heartfelt drama and screwball comedy much better
than anyone else, which isn't easy to do. I mean, screwball comedy
hasn't been done right since the late thirties. Some may disagree, but it's
true anyway. What did you think about the film? Oh? I like
the Little Boy. He was cute, Roman Griffin Davis he was good.
I usually hate child actors. It's hard to get authentic reactions from children,
you know. I think Jurassic Park, Aliens and Room are prime examples of
great child actors, but movies like that are few and far between. Oh,
I've never seen this. You've never seen Jurassic Park, Aliens or Room?
Nope, she must have seen my jaw drop because her eyes darted around
the restaurant. Brad, Relax. A lot of people haven't seen Room,
but god damn Jurassic Park. So what's your favorite movie? I don't really
know. I like TV more. I literally bit my tongue. But I
shouldn't be shocked. This is the exact thing Josh mentioned after his date.
Okay, that's cool. I really like Friends. I've seen every episode everyone
has. You have, not on purpose, but yeah, I really like
Riverdale. Of course? Have you seen you? Me? No? You?
What is this? Abbott and Cuss Fellows on first? What he's on?
Second? Huh? Nevermind? So you haven't seen you in a mirror?
I have no the show? No? What the hell is you?
It's that show on Netflix with the guy named Joe. He gets obsessed with
girls and stalks them. It's so good, is it? Though? What
do you mean? What kind of reviews does it get? Reviews? Rotten
Tomatoes, Metacritic, I amdb any of those Ring of Bell They sound familiar,
But I don't really have time to look at reviews. I watched the
first episode of something, and if it catches my attention, then I keep
watching, like True Blood or Vampire Diaries or thirteen Reasons Why. Oh Jesus
Christ, have you seen thirteen Reasons? Why? No? Why? I
could give you thirteen reasons why? Yeah? Well, what kind of shows
do you like? Okay? Um? If I have to pick, I
guess Breaking Bad, The Wire, True Detective, Westworld asked for sitcoms.
I tend to go a little further back. Curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld,
Mister show cheers. Oh I'm cheers. She held up her glass to TV
shows? What, no cheers is a show? Huh? Never mind to
TV shows? So you cheers the TV shows? Oh shut up? No,
no, that's a question. You did it. I just wanted the
night to be over with. I told you, Brad, but you didn't
listen. That's what you get for dating someone out of spite. It wasn't
out a spite, and you know what movie and TV show stuff aside.
I think I like her? Really? Yes. I was over at Josh's
place playing games with him and Cooper. Guys suck. You know the last
time I played a video game Coop March twenty sixteen. What no, Well,
I mean, I don't know. Maybe then why did I guess?
I don't know? I wasn't quizzing you. You asked it was rhetorical.
I think it's weird that you have such an admiration for film and even a
love for classic TV and books, but when it comes to games you lack
even basic knowledge. That's not true. I know classic games. I used
to play Mario Carton Sonic all the time, and my dad was a huge
fan of Space Invaders and Asteroids. I love those old games. I just
never gotten into gaming as I got older, especially not multiplayer. Where did
you stop? PS? Two? But even then I didn't play much.
Too busy watching movies. Yeah for the most part. Oh boy, well,
look at what we have here too, lazy assholes and a jerk.
Which one is the jerk? I'll let you guys decide. Come on,
Josh, even I know that one. Then why am I lazy? Did
you take out the trash? No, that's why, Jesus, I know
you'll like the nies nowadays, but maybe you should cave and just seal the
deal. Yeah, why go out for milk when you have a cow here
for free? What are you calling me a cow? We share chores,
guys. Damn, I'll take the trash out later. Come on, Josh,
the birds aren't after you anymore. Yeah, why is that what happened
there? I don't know. It's like the ending of the film. They
just stopped, so you'll never know why it started, just like Tippy or
rod Rod Taylor was in the movie too. Why do you always have to
compare me to goddamn Tippy? Tippy a stupid name. Did you know that
Hitchcock wanted to shoot a different ending for the film that took place on the
Golden Gate Bridge? Yes? I did, Daisy, Yeah I knew that
too. I hate one of my movie facts only apply to Cooper. You
don't think Cooper knows that. I don't think Cooper knows we're talking about him
right now, Die you bitch, I'll tell you this day's next time something
he's trimming, it's on you. You have to be doing that deliberately,
he is. I'm talking about our bushes. Stop assigning ownership. Just say
the bushes, jesus. It's like we're on a damn horn set, Daisy.
Can you keep it down. It's hard for me to concentrate. I'm
winning right now. Oh I'm sorry, Cooper. Am I being distracting in
my own home, the home in which I rent, the home I've lived
in for years? Yeah, you are, Coop Dace. Relax. It's
a gamer thing. He hasn't even moved in yet. When's the big day?
I want to bring a gift. I don't want anything from you.
Why? Because a gift from you is like signing a contract with the devil.
Calm down, Daniel Webster. Maybe it wouldn't be that big of a
deal if he just held up your end of the bargain. What bargain?
You bought me a gift for my birthday and it came with strings attached.
I spent a lot of money. You saw the receipt. I'm fully aware
of the cost. I dropped my controller and went into the kitchen. Screw
this game. I needed a drink. Brad, You're gonna lose. I've
had nothing but losses this month. What's one more? Oh, poor Brad?
How did the date go with Callie? Was she everything you hoped for?
And more? It was a bust? You mean between the times she
dated Josh and you, she didn't randomly pick up a love for classic films.
You know you mock me, but be honest, could you date someone
who didn't love films? All of us here are cinophiles? Oh? Gross,
smell one of those people. Why is that gross? I think Cooper
is confusing cinephile with another file. Wait, what gus are perverts? Coop?
You're confused. Brad's not talking about a peto. It's the guy from
Pinocchio. Jeppetto wasn't a peto. I don't know. He did make a
little wooden boy. You know, Brad, not liking film isn't a deal
breaker for me, But some of us aren't as superficial as you. Josh
is that's true? And Anderson and Kelly are dating each other? What's your
points? My point is that all of us are similar in regards to film.
I don't think you'd be able to date someone who didn't love watching movies.
That's not true. They don't have to have all of the same interests
as in me. Brad. I like how you say interests like you have
more than one. I do. I love music, literature, travel,
travel, Really, where the fuck do you go us? Nineteen to work
is not travel? Faced? Daisy we all like film and what some would
classify as an unhealthy amount. It's honestly why we all get along so well,
do we though during the film watching experience we do. That's because none
of us are talking. Daisy smirked and went into the bathroom. But it
hurt for people just to admit I'm right. Do you have other interests?
Josh? Nope? What about you? Cooper? I like games? See
see what bread you were trying to convince Daisy. She's not in the room,
So sit down and pick up your controller. Yeah, I'm kicking your
ass. No scope to from across the map right when you respond, Wait,
we're not on the same team. Matchmaking is being weird. Well,
who cares if you killed me? I'm not even playing. It really wouldn't
matter if you were. Jesus, Daisy, Josh, duty calls. You
want to show him your duty? No, there is a spider in the
bathroom. I take it it's a big one. How can you tell her
high voice and the fact that she's rubbing her arms and swaying side to side
like she just came in from a blizzard. I hate spiders, you know
this, Josh. That's why we have that deal. What deal? He
takes care of the spiders, I take care of the roaches. What kind
of deal is that? I hate cockroaches more than spiders, more than anything.
Why they don't by like spiders? It's not the biting that bothers me,
it's their personality. I know you're being sarcastic, but yes, cockroaches
are fucking spastic, little demon bugs. I have no reason for flying.
But do you're talking about palmetto bugs? Actually, the palmetto bug is known
as the American cockroach. It's only really called the palmetto bug in Florida in
some southeastern states. How the hell do you know that? Coop? I
get daily texts with random animal effects. Why I signed up for it like
seven years ago when I was trying to date that girl at the SPCA,
really wanted an impress her. Did it work? No? Oh? Here,
look I got one right now today says slows only urinate and defecate once
a week. Cool. Can't believe that didn't impress her. Call roaches whatever
you want, but I killed that one last week. Josh, you take
care of the spider. Yeah, Josh, duty calls gross. Is it
really that big? Or can I put it on a paper towel and toss
it outside. No, no, no, no, this is one of
those big wolf spiders. Bullshit, I'm not joking when it comes to spiders.
Daisy has the tendency to exaggerate. I'm not. I always expect to
run into she lab when it usually turns out to be itsy bitsy. It's
not. And stop trying to act manly in front of your friends. You're
scared of flying bugs and you got your ass handed to you. Buy two
pissed off birds. There were more than two. Just handle this or I'll
let the next cockroach fly all over the house. Fine, give me the
paper towels. Josh, you need a shoe? Yeah, get out of
here, Josh, No, you need a shoe. Not you need to
shoe? H Well, I wasn't paying attention, of course you weren't.
Hey, since you're in the kitchen, can you grab me a drink?
Are you even talking to me? Do I look like a servant? No?
But right now, Josh does Josh pulled some paper towels off the roll.
Daisy, I'm onna kill streak. You ask me to serve you again,
I'll be on one of my own. You play first person shooters.
Okay, I'm going in where was it? Left side of the mirror?
But Josh, you don't have a weapon shoelas Joe doesn't need one. I
think I'm good in all seriousness. Spiders don't bother you. No, you
not really. I mean I never want to go out of my way to
touch one like a late night TV host looking to fill the time slot.
Huh. But they don't bother me. I respect them. Spiders kill a
lot of other bugs in the house, and they're pretty cool looking. Hurry
Josh before it runs off. Yeah yeah. Josh sauntered into the bathroom uncaring.
Hey, Brad, can you give me a drink? No? Get
it yourself, But I'm kicking ass right now. Killing me is not kicking
ass. You and Josh, your team sucks, and I'm pretty sure your
other two teammates hate you, guys, you know, because you're just standing
there. But they suck anyway, so who cares. Josh came back with
a crumpled paper towel. Did you kill it? No? What's with the
crumpled paper towel? It's of no use. This son of a bitch is
huge. Calm down, Parker, you need a cattle prod. I'm looking
for the bug spray I told you Fred. Was that a spider Man reference
Parker? Yeah, no, alien, It's why I mentioned the cattle prod.
Ah yeah, fat codo. Okay, I don't know if we have
bug spray, I think we ran out. What about a spray, deodorant
or perfume. Is this spider going on a fucking date? Use whatever?
If you spray it, it will die. Yeah? Is that a quote
from your remake Field of Screams. Speaking of shoeless Joe, I said,
use a shoe, use perfume, use whatever. You know. My friend
Harlan actually invented a perfume that kills bugs. What. Yeah, he lives
up north on a farm. Like his girlfriend always complained of mosquitoes and roaches
and ticks, So he created a perfume that kills bugs ticks. Why,
I don't know. Is it safe? Not for bugs? So are you
saying regular perfume wouldn't work? Harlan said, all I would do is make
the bugs all nice. Here we go, this will do. That's waspspray.
Wasp are bugs. So we've decided to give up on the humane approach.
That monster will not go humanely. Well, hurry up, I have
to pee boom headshot, way to go, coop. Seriously, guys,
can someone get me a drink? Oh Jesus Christ, here, your highness,
this is an IPA Cooper. I'll drink it. I'll drink it.
Josh came back in, shaking his head. Did the little bugger put up
a fight? Sadly? The big bugger is gone? What say it ain't
so? Joe? Sorry, days I couldn't find him. No good news
is I put a towel under the door. Josh, what are we going
to do? I'll keep checking for it, but until then, just leave
the towel there. That way, it doesn't get out. Where am I
supposed to pee outside? Or what about miss White? Don't you mean missus
White? She's not married. Clue, characters can get divorced. I'm talking
about our neighbor, the one who owns the house that we rent from.
Her name is miss White. Well, her name is Alice, but she
looks like missus White. That's the surname. What's her lady name? What?
Just drop it? I'll be right back. I don't want to bother
her, but I can't pee in piece as Charlotte scours the bathroom for the
perfect place to build our web. Do wolf spiders build webs? No?
They don't, you know? I never see you next to her neighbor.
She's old, she doesn't go out much except for Thursdays when she plays Bridge.
Is she racist? She's old and her last name is white seems like
a proper assumption. I don't think she is. No, thinks she's racist.
She's a maid. Again, we're not talking about Clue, and if
any of those characters are racist, it would definitely be Colonel Mustard. How
do you come to that conclusion? Isn't he just a yellow peg? Oh?
I was thinking Martin Mule. Martin Mule is racist. Not Mull himself,
but of all the characters in Clue, seems the most logical choice,
right, because he's white an old. Well, it's not going to be
Curry or Lloyd. This gives me an idea for my movie pick. Oh
shit, this week is your week, isn't it? I'm gonna pick a
good movie. Then I thought about it a moment. Our conversation on Clue
gave him an idea. What movie you're gonna pick? Coup It'll be a
surprise. It scares me when you say that, me too, more than
a cockroach. But since I didn't mind the movie clue, I figured I
would remain hopeful. What are you going to do about the spider, Josh,
I'll leave the was spray out for now, locked and loaded, ready
for that beast to make its move. Well days, Miss White said we
could use her bathroom anytime. But did you know she has a huge Confederate
flag hanging in her living room? Yeah, I'm not surprised. When Friday
rolled around, I was still feeling down. I tried emailing film shrip one
more time as a hail Mary attempt, but figured nothing would come of it.
I also had been talking to Callie Moore, but the more we talked,
the less interested I was. She was good looking, but conversations were
boring as hell. Hey, bred Oh, is that a Duffel bag drugs?
Or was this Cooper's big day? It's Cooper's bag, but the big
day is next week, so small installments makes it tolerable for Daisy. I
don't know, you guys should do it more like a band aid. Where
is Princess up on a chair somewhere shaking uncontrollably. She's next door. You
seriously still have a spider problem. Can't find the thing I checked every day
before and after work. Towel still firmly blocking the door. A towel can't
be firm it can if you bunch it up. Where's Cooper? I don't
know, he was just playing games, Cooper, Cooper, where's the towel?
Where's the towel? The what the towel? The towel that was on
the ground. I put it in the hamper. You know, you and
Daisy make fun of me a lot for being messy, But here I am
picking up your things. Cooper. That towel was blocking the bathroom. Do
you remember the spider? I remember us spider? What does that mean?
I figured you'd have killed it by now. No, that's what the towel
was, for killing it, keeping it in the bathroom so Daisy doesn't freak
out. Why do you think she's next door right now using the bathroom to
be neighborly. Honestly, I'm surprised she's over there. I guess her political
views take a backseat to bodily functions. She's not Kelly, Thank god for
that. Am I right? Coop put the towel back. Yeah, it's
not like Daisy will know. It's hardly enough time to escape. Do you
know how fast spiders are? Not as fast as cockroaches? Actually, did
you know the cockroach? No animal facts? Put the towel back. Josh
pushed Cooper forward. Cooper quickly replaced the towel. As Daisy entered, Kelly
and Anderson were right behind her. And why were you using the neighbor's bathroom
because Josh let a giant wolf spider escape? Wait in your house right now.
It's in the bathroom, only separated from us by a thin towel.
We hoop, what nothing, It's a normal towel, Daisy, we don't
own any thin towels. Towels don't change thickness depending on situational occurrences. I
don't feel safe. I don't either. What if it gets out during the
movie? It's contained? No, we hoop Cooper shut up. Hey,
guys, I have a question. If someone asked you to say hello for
them, do you do it? Yeah? No? No? See?
Oh really, this is the focus group that makes four four knitwitz. What's
this about? I asked Anderson to say hello for me because he was going
to the corner store pick up some things. My friend Scarlett was working at
the time. You didn't say hello. No, of course he didn't,
because he's a jerk. Hold on, hold on. The argument wasn't that
not saying hello is an asshole thing to do? It was that not saying
hello is gender specific. Men don't say hello for other people. That's bull
How we just took a vote and the men don't do it. No,
no one here is a man. I have a still living spider to prove
that I'll take care of it days. I have to agree with Anderson.
I've never said hello for anyone. What about for yourself? You mean,
do I greet people if you know them? Yeah? Yeah, sure,
if I have to, That's what I said. I try to avoid contact
anyway I can. I'll say hello to be cordial if I'm acquainted to the
person, going out of my way to say hello for someone else. Why
is that so bad? It's a conversation starter. But if you say hello
for yourself, it's not no hello, then nod, then move on.
Exactly the moment you say hello for someone else, you're thrust into a conversation
where people want to know about the person you're saying hello, four. I'm
so confused. Scarlett would have asked me all about you and then boom,
I'm stuck in a meaningless conversation. Talking about me is meaningless. I just
wanted to buy some Life Cereal cinnamon, right, Well, I'm not going
to go plane Life Cereal. That's for like five year olds, eighty eight
year olds. All of this is ridiculous. It's just about the conversation as
a whole. There's not many people I want to chat with, especially when
I'm running errands. Honestly, I barely like talking to you guys here.
So why don't we get to the movie? What movie are we watching?
Clue? Right? Oh, I love that movie. We're not watching Clue,
We're not, darn. I'm surprised you like that movie, Kelly.
Why because of racist Colonel Mustard? Colonel Mustard wasn't racist. No, Maul
Martin is who Martin Moule? What did I say his name as if it
were in a phone book? Martin Mole is racist? No, he's not.
We were having a conversation a few days ago about who could be racist?
And Clue? Is Martin all the gay guy from Rosanne. Wait,
he's gay and racist? Do those exist? Do those exist? We're not
talking about unicorns here, Coop. Yes, I'm sure there are some gay
racist people or racist gay people. That's what I said. So Martin mull
is gay and racist. No, it's called acting. So maybe you're nextdoor
neighbors acting. You're nextdoor neighbors gay. No racist, Brad thinks, so
why because she's old and her last name is white, that doesn't mean she's
racist. She has a Confederate flag too. Oh see, wait, so
you think that makes her racist? I don't know. It's an educated assumption.
You can have an educated guess. You can't have an educated assumption.
Why not? Because you lack proof? What about the flag? I'm surprised
here in this come from you. I'm not party loyal, Kelly. You
should know this by now. You always vote ready, it's my favorite color.
Maybe she's just a fan of flags. Missus white, Miss white,
leon right, his name is Leonne Martin Bull. Yeah, I think so.
Now, Roseanne, that's a different story. You think she's racist,
you don't. She made a derogatory statement about a black woman, but she
thought she was Jewish? Does that make it better? No, but I
like how people are shocked. This was the same lady who dressed as Hitler
for a photoshooting spit during the national anthem. Yeah, but that was before
Twitter. Still doesn't excuse the Planet of the Apes reference. Hey, I
love that movie. Look at Cooper finally showing some true cinematic prowess. Yeah,
Wahlberg was great in it and he lost it. What you're talking about
the remake? Yeah? I like it better. And this is why Cooper
should never get to choose a movie from movie Night. I picked a good
one this week. Well, if it's not Clue, what is it?
Eight legged Freaks? Jesus Well could have been worse. You think spiders?
I've never seen it. David Arquette is a lead. That's all you need
to know. Yeah, but Scott, Joe and Carrie were were what that's
her name? We're we're am I pronouncing that right. Well, let's get
this started, because I what the spider? The spider? Where is on
the bug spray? The wash sprey was still sitting on the counter. The
spider slowly climbed its way to the top. Josh, get it. How
it's on the spray? Come on, Josh, be a man. You
be a man. It's not my place. Someone be a man. See
Kelly, boys won't kill a spider, won't say hello. Move. Josh
took off a shoe and slowly inched forward. I'll take care of it,
Coop. What are you doing? Cooper crept over to the counter and reached
in his pocket. He pulled out a small purple bottle. The spider fell
and curled into a ball instantly dead. Say cologne, perfume. Oh it
smells like nectarine mixed with raid. It's chateau, it's French. Well no,
Josh. Josh grabs some paper towels and dispense to the dead spider.
See daisy, it works. Harlan gave me this bottle for free. Why
do you have perfume or daisy? It says, don't apply directly to skin.
Yeah, that's because of the raid. So there is raid in it
and nectary next tract. But it's perfume. How can you not get it
on your skin? I think you're supposed to just spray and quickly walk through
it, like really quickly enough, Cooper, it smells horrible. Can we
start the movie now? Everyone got their snacks and drinks. And made their
way to the couches. I think this proves my point about the hello why
because of the spider. You guys are not a great sample. Oh my
god, you don't say hello one time, not one time. You said
all the time. Listen. There's been a few times I've done it,
even when I didn't have to. What do you mean I've done it when
you didn't even ask me to out of the kindness of my heart? What
when when I saw Eileen at the movies? She noticed me, so I
said high for you. But Eileen's a bitch. She didn't buy me to
her baby shower because she thought I was flirting with her fiance two years ago.
Oh, I didn't know that. You can't say hi for me if
I don't ask you to. What's wrong with you? I thought you'd be
happy Now she thinks I said HI, want that? I want that when
I ask. I don't want you giving up false greetings to Rando's You know
her and I know she's a bitch. I can never win. You don't
do that, do you, Josh? Give out preemptive greetings on your behalf?
Yeah? Only like once? What when Kristen sorry at the grocery store.
No, why what she's part of your game nights. She hasn't been
a part of our game nights ever since we found out she was racist.
How did you find that out? She a fan of flags, she's a
fan of racial slurs. So if I ask you to say hello for me,
you don't do it. But if I don't ask, you feel it
necessary to fill that void. I thought you'd be happy. What are you
doing? Get being ready for the movie? No, you need to take
out the trash. Now it's overflowing and now there's a spider in it.
Fine, Josh quickly took out the garbage while Daisy got everything set. By
the way, Cooper, when you move in, you're helping with the chores.
And to know more of that shitty perfume. Yeah, and that smell
is giving me a headache. Okay, but then you don't get to try
out Harlan's new ascent Montpellier de la insect aside that isn't even real French.
Well he's from Tennessee, so plus, I don't think he can say he
invented the perfume when all he did was mixed two existing products and spring great
on yourself is dangerous. Yeah, probably why his girlfriend was treated for blisters
and rashes. Yeah think, but at least she doesn't have lime disease.
Killed all the ticks she had ticks? Is this girlfriend a deer? No
in their house like with the spider I just killed. Let's just start the
movie. Movie Night Written by Robert M. Lamb, Edited by Issa Yaszade,
starring Robert M. Lamb as Josh Catabell as Daisy, Brian Messick as
Brad, Jack Austin as Cooper Pope, Ennis as Kelly, Nick Englehard as
Anderson co starring Christina Lewis. Music provided by Kevin McCloud of incompetet dot com.
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