1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,559 Comedy at the Carlson welcomes actor and stand up comedian best known for appearing on 2 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:10,720 shows like The Goldbergs, Home Economics, Californications, Dustin Yebara This Thursday, 3 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:15,199 Friday and Saturday nights. You guys drinking a night, man? Yeah, 4 00:00:15,359 --> 00:00:20,120 getting shit faced? Man? You ever drink so much the next morning you 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,320 wake up, you're not even hungover. You're like, I'm not even hungover. 6 00:00:23,519 --> 00:00:28,440 Then you realize I'm still drunk. This is awesome. You're going into 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:33,119 worker Hi buying the janitor and shit, or you might be the janitor. 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:39,679 I don't know. I wouldn't get the drunk munchies. Man. I went 9 00:00:39,759 --> 00:00:42,759 to McDonald's one time. I tried to get a twenty piece nugget. The 10 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,159 dude is like, you just want to do fifty for ten bucks. I'm 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:49,039 like, are you a cop or something? And that's way too cheap for 12 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,640 nuggets. Like, I'm drunk, but I know a good deal when I 13 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:55,560 see it. So I look at my wallet. I have a twenty dollars 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:01:00,359 bill. I'm like, oh my god, let me get a hundred one 15 00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:04,079 hundred nuggets. And he looks at me. He's like, that's gonna take 16 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,560 a while. I'm like, I just over one hundred nuggets. You think 17 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,239 I have shit to do? Man, I'm not on my way to a 18 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:15,920 business meeting. 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That's how we spread the 34 00:02:38,039 --> 00:02:45,360 word about the pirate ship. Look who's here Tuesday? Look at that camera 35 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,360 adjusted out in the right way. Make sure he's looking all right? There? 36 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:52,000 There he is Dougie fresh house. Baby. That's right. I met 37 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,039 a friend of Dougie Fresh's over the weekend. Oh boy, I saw your 38 00:02:54,080 --> 00:03:01,080 little uh your little commercial this morning or this afternoon that you were, uh 39 00:03:01,759 --> 00:03:06,240 giveing a foresight of what's good we're talking about tonight? Oh yeah, a 40 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,199 little bit. Yeah. Uh no, did your I've met a friend of 41 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:15,719 your Mike Bailey. Yeah? When did you send it? Sunday? Yeah, 42 00:03:15,759 --> 00:03:17,319 Sunday. We were together Sunday. Yeah, that's right. Where were 43 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:23,680 you? We were at church? We were at my friend's lakehouse on Cuca. 44 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:29,639 Okay, yeah, cool, and Mike was there with his girlfriend. 45 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:32,840 Okay, I have met her yet? Okay will She saw a picture of 46 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:43,199 you and she said he looks like a happy gay guy. Wonderful. She 47 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,400 didn't. He looks like a happy guy. But here's the best part. 48 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:50,639 So she's sitting at the end of the dock and it's my friend who owns 49 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:54,960 mult Connery's Damien's cottage. Damien was taking people out on the jet ski and 50 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,479 he would come real close to the dock and shoot a rooster tail. So 51 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,960 we I know how this goes with Damien. He'll do it two or three 52 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:05,719 times and then he's gonna fucking flood everybody. And she's sitting there. I 53 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:10,280 think her name is Barb. I don't know Barb or something like that. 54 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:15,439 I think that's her name. So she's sitting and uh, attractive woman and 55 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,480 she's in a white top and tan shorts. Well like, you're right, 56 00:04:19,879 --> 00:04:25,360 and he comes around and does the thing and it's kind of splashing up on 57 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,079 her by her knees because she's got her She's sitting on the edge of the 58 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,000 dock. I'm there and I look at my buddy Tony and his wife, 59 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,040 and I go, I'm going to the back. The next fucking time he 60 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:40,040 comes around. Oh much a tsunami. Yeah, that broad is soaked. 61 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:44,439 I mean her ariolas were popping out. Oh my god, it was like, 62 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,040 I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. Well, you could 63 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,959 because you've seen it before, That's why I know. But I couldn't believe 64 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,240 that. And then she's going, why did anybody? No one knew her 65 00:04:51,319 --> 00:04:54,639 name. She's going, why did you say Barb move? I'm like, 66 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,639 I didn't even know you. I've just met him. I have no idea, 67 00:04:58,639 --> 00:05:02,160 but I was recovering from what I will say is the most embarrassing, 68 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:08,680 maybe the one of the most epic embarrassing moments of my life. Okay, 69 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:12,720 I heard you say that earlier. Yes, So what happened? What did 70 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,800 you do? What happened to you? What did you do to somebody? 71 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:20,000 Well? Have have you? Have you ever gotten this way where you just 72 00:05:20,079 --> 00:05:25,240 feel like you want to go out and find trouble. There's something in you, 73 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,600 like a magnetic trouble magnetic could just go have fun? Not a fight. 74 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:30,519 No no no no no no no no, not a fight. We're 75 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:33,079 you know you call front, Hey, we're gonna go Tai one D Yeah 76 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,319 yeah, yeah, Like you just get this inner pole. It's like yeah, 77 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:42,199 it's like you're intercompass. Most people at Ports points north mind points to 78 00:05:42,279 --> 00:05:45,439 trouble. That kind of thing like that could just I just it's just all 79 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:48,040 was was bad decisions. I knew this, and this happened last week, 80 00:05:48,079 --> 00:05:50,759 and I could feel it kind of building in me, and it's like, 81 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,560 my brain is, I think it's good that you let loose a little bit 82 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,759 with everything going on. Sometimes you gotta happen. Wow, I agree, 83 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,879 okay, uh, and so this is the cottage. No. So this 84 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:05,319 is all last week. And sometimes when I find myself following my brain like 85 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,879 this, I'm always worried I'm going to end up on the side of a 86 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,399 milk cart because shit can go really awry for me. I can't go pretty 87 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:17,360 right. So I decided not to do anything last week. And I originally 88 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,759 had plans for a Memorial Day weekend. I was going to go down. 89 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,839 I have another project that we're trying to work out some dates. I was 90 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:29,560 going to go down to New York City do the project, catch the stones 91 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,360 and at MetLife Stadium and stay with my mom. And the plants just weren't 92 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:38,879 coming together. And my mom calls me up and says, hey, my 93 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,399 niece has grand person Day at school. And basically that's where they call it 94 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,920 Grand person because some kids ston't have grandparents alive, so you can bring like 95 00:06:46,959 --> 00:06:51,720 your music teacher, or you got a baseball coach or somebody grand person to 96 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,199 whoever's the grand person in your life, because a lot of you know, 97 00:06:55,319 --> 00:06:59,279 kids, grandparents are dead. So my niece was going to bring my brother 98 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,319 and he goes, screw that. He casts my mother and goes, when 99 00:07:02,399 --> 00:07:06,160 you come up and do this? So my mom caused me. I feel 100 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,680 so bad. I go, don't worry about it. It's it's great. 101 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,399 I said, my plans weren't coming together, so don't even worry about it. 102 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,360 You go do your thing. That same day, Damian Monconnery pulls up 103 00:07:15,399 --> 00:07:18,759 here because a friend of his has written a book. He was dropping the 104 00:07:18,759 --> 00:07:20,759 book off and he goes, what are you doing this weekend? And I 105 00:07:20,839 --> 00:07:24,439 said, my plans literally just changed. He goes, well, why don't 106 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:27,120 you come down to the cottage spend the night. We'll have a great time. 107 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,920 So I figure, no big deal. That sounds like a great idea 108 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:35,480 to me. Great idea. So Saturday morning I wake up and for whatever 109 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:42,759 reason, Doug, I feel exhausted, still tired. I'd go for a 110 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,360 half walk, run waddle for two miles and then I go instruct my boxing 111 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:49,040 class and I come back and I'm like ready to go. I could take 112 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:53,720 a nap. I'm that tired. Did you weigh yourself? Uh? You 113 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,360 made yourself? Yes, So I have you love anything? I was what 114 00:07:57,439 --> 00:08:00,560 was I last time? Two thirty four? I think I was thirty. 115 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:05,319 Okay, yeah that was two nineteen. I lost a couple. Okay, 116 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,240 you lost a lot, well since last week, just a couple. I 117 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,600 thought you said you were two thirty last week. No. I started out 118 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,279 two thirty five, like a month and a half ago, so I'm down 119 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:22,240 to two twenty. They snuck into yeah. So yeah, so I didn't 120 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,079 lose a lot. I thought you were two thirty last week. We were 121 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,920 like the same weight on that way, on that scale my skill home. 122 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,039 Your scale's fucking wrong. No altitude? Yeah, okay, all right, 123 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:35,519 we'll have you stand on the other one. I'll bring that one back. 124 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:39,279 So I go, I go down. I decided, you know what, 125 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,080 to screw it, and I pack up and I go down and I leave 126 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:48,320 here. It's pouring Saturday. So I get down to the lake. There's 127 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,039 some people hanging out and I walk in and I see Damien I have a 128 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:54,279 couple of bottles of wine. And we go in and he said, yourself 129 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,519 in a couple of bottles. No, I brought him okay, you know, 130 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:01,000 so I put him in the fridge. I turn around and he has 131 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:05,000 like a huge well I'm gonna say, it's like half a glass at Jamison. 132 00:09:05,519 --> 00:09:07,799 And he goes and he got a bottle I've never seen. Apparently some 133 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:11,480 Canadian friends of his bought it. It is the biggest bottle of Jamison. 134 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,720 It's huge. It looks almost like, yeah, it looks no, it 135 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,919 looks like a joke. It looks like a joke. So he pours me 136 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:24,200 one of these big ones and I down that, and then we start going 137 00:09:24,279 --> 00:09:28,120 and then I think after that it was like high noons and this and that, 138 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,879 and I'm feeling okay, everything's fine, no no problem. Then he 139 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:35,600 says to me, you want a gummy and I say sure. He goes 140 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:43,240 fifty or five milligram. I say five milligram will be fine. Have the 141 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,200 five milligram. We're still hanging out, maybe a little more. Jake, 142 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:48,519 I don't even know after that, like, really, what's going on? 143 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:52,519 I have no idea that I hear. Are you feeling good. I'm feeling 144 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,360 fine. Now I'm feeling like nothing, nothing, nothing, I'm feeling like 145 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,879 good, buzz, maybe lost, not even mellow. Because there's two guides. 146 00:10:00,919 --> 00:10:03,120 There's Indica, which people say is in the couch that kind of mails 147 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:07,960 you out, and there's Stevia. I think that's maybe I'm saying it wrong 148 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,039 with the sugar, but that one's more of an upper and makes you laugh. 149 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,720 Those are the ones I like. So I figure let's have a good 150 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:18,679 time. So this one's supposedly Stevia. He says, Hey, these other 151 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,879 people are at the house. They're going to drive over to this party, 152 00:10:20,879 --> 00:10:22,559 but we're gonna take the boat. There's been a break in the rain. 153 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,759 We're gonna get on the boat. We're taking the boat over and this is 154 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:30,960 a family party. So we get on the boat and it starts raining and 155 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,399 water's pelt my face. I got a towel over it. We get there, 156 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:37,399 help Doc get out. Hey see some other friends I know go into 157 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:41,919 this beautiful lakehouse on Cuca Lake. I've never been there. I don't know 158 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:48,200 who the owners are. There seems to be milling around, probably like fifteen 159 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:52,039 twenty people at this time. So some more people keep showing up. I 160 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:54,679 have a little food, a little drink, and I'm talking to the owner 161 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:58,320 of the house and we're talking about renovations he's going to make and it's lovely 162 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:03,080 and why he's doing in all this stuff, and all of a sudden it 163 00:11:03,159 --> 00:11:07,759 hits me like boom. I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I feel 164 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:09,840 like I'm melting. All I know is I got to get the fuck out 165 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:13,879 of this conversation. Kids, I can't talk anymore. I don't know what's 166 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:18,960 happening. I have no idea. Now this is where everything becomes fuzzy after 167 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000 this to me, m okay, are you not liking this feeling? Though? 168 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,320 I mean, are you like I'm not really like, I'm not liking 169 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:28,000 this feeling. And I'm I'm still exhausted, Like I started the day exhausted. 170 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,519 Now I'm like really exhausted. I'm beat. So I go hm, 171 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,279 I asked, I excuse myself, and say, excuse me, but where 172 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,399 is the bathroom? Now this is where it's fuzzy, because what I'm about 173 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,080 to tell you did happen. I just don't know if it happened in this 174 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,799 order, but I believe I was walking to the bathroom and I threw up 175 00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:54,879 like I threw up, and my lips were a break wall, dude. 176 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,360 And the pressure's coming. I mean, this is like Zeppelin's when the levee 177 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:05,080 breaks. Wow, yeah, this y this over again, Man, fucking 178 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,120 break wall's coming. I get in the bathroom and I'm I mean, I'm 179 00:12:09,159 --> 00:12:13,399 all over the place. I come out of the bathroom and it's this beautiful 180 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:18,159 cottage and there is a perfectly made king sized bed and I fucking go right 181 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:24,080 in. I'm done. You're done, I'm done. I'm out. You 182 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,919 pull out, I'm out. I'm in a fetal position and I'm hugging a 183 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,519 pillow in some stranger's house. Right, I've never been there? Now in 184 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:35,080 life? Was the bathroom? Did you make it to the toilet? Did 185 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,120 I believe I did? And if I didn't, I think I tried to 186 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,799 clean up what I could see if I missed a little or there was any 187 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:46,799 splash. But I have no idea. I'm assuming only because of the state 188 00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,919 I was in and what I will tell you later on, I don't know 189 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,519 that I did. I have no idea. So I'm like the walk out, 190 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,879 I'm in the bed, I'm done. That's as this is it on 191 00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:58,360 top of the cover, isn't coming on? I believe No, I didn't 192 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:01,240 get naked in. I think I kicked off my shoes, yeah, and 193 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:05,399 I think I just laid on the bed and I was somewhat cognizant of it. 194 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,919 People were walking in and out. You're right, I'm like, and 195 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:13,360 I'm like, but I'm mortive. Like the next day, I'm I'm mortified, 196 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,519 Like, I don't think I could ever see these people again. I 197 00:13:15,519 --> 00:13:18,240 don't There's people I know who I know I'm going to see this week, 198 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,360 and I don't want to see them right because of this party, because I 199 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:28,000 don't know. So now I all I remember is Damien came in to check 200 00:13:28,039 --> 00:13:31,360 on me and somebody else was in there, and then he's like, yeah, 201 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,720 come on, let's get up. So I get up and I walk 202 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:35,039 out, and I'm kind of like, this day's like, you know, 203 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,480 just sort of zombie state. And the guy goes, hey, dude, 204 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:46,080 my wife's a huge fan. I go, I go really, He's like, 205 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:50,159 yeah, she's out there now. There has to be fifty people, 206 00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:54,720 sixty people in this part and their families, there's kids, there's everybody. 207 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:58,240 This early day six, seven o'clock. I'm saying, this is like seven 208 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:01,399 and seven o'clock, eight o'clock, Kevin, Gummy, it hits you. 209 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,200 I had the gummy around five here to seven. I'm fucking get I'm done, 210 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:09,000 old sick. Around five p thirty seven, they're like, yeah, 211 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,000 so I get up round two. Guy goes, I don't even know how 212 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,159 long it is. I couldn't give you the time, right, I don't 213 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,919 know the time. I have no idea. So all of a sudden, 214 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,679 the guy says to me, Hey, well, wife's a huge fan. 215 00:14:20,879 --> 00:14:26,480 She's out there. She wants you to sign her tits. Come on now, 216 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,559 there's very few people in here. I turned the corner to this beautiful 217 00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:33,200 sun room and it goes out onto this patio and there's a bar out there, 218 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:37,159 and it's all on the lake. And I'm looking around and I go, 219 00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:41,279 your husband told me to come out here and sign her tits just like 220 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:46,840 that, and the air fucking leaves the room. Did you have the right 221 00:14:46,879 --> 00:14:52,240 person? I think I didn't. You know, very lovely, unassuming. 222 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,840 We're talking people with a lot of money and a lot of well dressed all 223 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:58,360 this all rich people went there. I sit down and I just kind of 224 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,799 sit there like and I look over at one point and the guys like staring 225 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:05,519 at me. Give me to the side. I'm just sitting there. I 226 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:07,000 don't even know, like what day it is. I couldn't tell you what 227 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,440 time it is. I have no idea. Remember washing your mouth out with 228 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:16,519 water, trying to find some toothpases or nothing. I bathroom crash signing tests? 229 00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:18,720 You got it? Wow? Was it? That was it? Did 230 00:15:18,799 --> 00:15:22,000 you sign them? No? No, no one I knew. I thought 231 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,480 it was a joke anyway, Like I was. It was almost like there 232 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,759 was a joker. Oh, I knew we got like what lady wants her 233 00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:33,159 titch sign? That's so stupid unless they're what unless it's nineteen eighty seven and 234 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,039 we're at a crew contral. I've seen crazy shit happen when you didn't think 235 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:41,080 it was gonna Yeah, well this definitely wasn't gonna happen. And you could 236 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,799 add a gummy too, you know, maybe she was just a little buzzed. 237 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,399 Know, the only one who was messed up at this party was me. 238 00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:50,799 You know what I did that once in Florida. I think I got 239 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:54,480 a picture of it somewhere. Signing someone's titch. Yeah, well I did 240 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,080 it. I said it kind of thinking it was a joke. I'm not 241 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,559 sure that I delivered it as well as you may if you sober, is 242 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,720 a joke. So I just sit there and I think we kind of talked. 243 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:07,120 I don't even know. Then the next thing I know, we're back 244 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:11,960 on the boat. We get back to the house and well, here's what 245 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:15,720 I thought happened. I find out the next day it's not exactly what happened. 246 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,480 Damien says, hey, I'm gonna throw some pizzas in. We'll have 247 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,080 some pizzas out here. He poured me a glass of wine. I thought. 248 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,320 I got up and said, can't do it, going to bed, 249 00:16:25,759 --> 00:16:32,480 and went to bed. Apparently I did not. I passed out, never 250 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,919 touched the wine, and was on the deck till midnight, till someone said 251 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,200 to him, you should go see if he's all right. So the next 252 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:45,039 day, I'm in this adjoining house. There's a knock at the door and 253 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,600 I come out and he goes, you're alive. I go yeah. He 254 00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:52,600 goes, well, you can't start drinking all day. You can't drink all 255 00:16:52,639 --> 00:16:53,759 day if you don't start first thing in the morning. And he wished out 256 00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:59,519 a bottle of whiskey, and I go, I said to him, listen, 257 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:03,360 I am, I am mortified, Like I am so embarrassed. I 258 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,359 don't ever want to see these people again. He's like, I don't think 259 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,599 anybody even noticed. I go, how do you not notice? I got 260 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,839 a six foot one, two hundred and fifty pound fat fuck passed out in 261 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,200 your bed like a manatee, like I was waiting for the road be back 262 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:18,880 into the lake. I go, what are you talking about? He's like, 263 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:22,839 I don't think it's a bigger deal. He's like, I really don't, 264 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,599 so it probably isn't. You'll be thinking about it long after they've forgotten. 265 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:30,359 I just will tell you that I would never ever act that way, 266 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:34,559 right, Like I've never just gone fucking I'm out and crashed someone's bed, 267 00:17:34,759 --> 00:17:38,359 right. It's just like, I mean, maybe when the kids were little 268 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:42,200 and I was reading them stories and you're just so exhausted because there was something 269 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:48,519 the boys are from. No whiskey, wine, high noon, uh bakka 270 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,519 and gummy. Yeah this is it's a smart fuck. You know, I 271 00:17:52,599 --> 00:17:55,480 earned this, that's what you were thinking. You're like, I've earned this. 272 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,640 I'm going out. I'm getting ripped up and I'm gonna be the party 273 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:03,519 everybody can. Anyways, the Bill Branch show is traveling. It was getting 274 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:11,799 bilified to mortified. I'm signing tits and catch and checks. Maybe damn dude, 275 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,359 It's like, what is happening? I had no idea what was happening. 276 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:19,119 So I just I don't know. I wrote something about this into chat 277 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:23,960 GPT, and I'm wondering why people go to therapy anymore because I'm telling you 278 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,920 this is what chat chpt writes back. It sounds like you had quite the 279 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:33,079 roller coaster of a weekend. What is chat TVD chat GPT is AI So 280 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,839 it'll rewrite things for you if you want contracts written, and it can do 281 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,960 all this stuff for you. So I just thought it'd be funny, and 282 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:44,839 says everyone has moments that veer into the realm of chaos, and sometimes all 283 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,640 it takes is the perfect storm of exhaustion, alcohol, and perhaps a gumming 284 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,519 or two to tip that balance. This is what chat GPT says. Then 285 00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:56,759 it says, here are a few takeaways from your adventure. One, the 286 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:02,839 urge for chaos. It's natural to fuel the poll towards spontaneity and a break 287 00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:06,079 from the norm, especially after a period of stress or embarrassment, if your 288 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,079 mind's way of shaking off the rigidity and seeking a bit of unpredictable fun. 289 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,759 And I do. I swear to God, whenever I'm in like a really 290 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,039 rigid mode of boom boom, I'm working up there, you know, all 291 00:19:18,039 --> 00:19:22,200 of a sudden, then I just need to And I know a couple guys 292 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:30,039 like that. Well, when after the comedy show we went from Carlson my 293 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,799 house, got picked up by Kevin. We had the dirty martinis going, 294 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,920 which you were like, these are great. Then we went to the pub 295 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,960 back there and then didn't you fall asleep in the uber right all to your 296 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:47,559 car get my house? I didn't do that. That's a loose night. 297 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,279 Yeah. But see here's the thing is like it worries me because I go, 298 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:56,240 this is one that was like that seems normal to me. You're riding 299 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,759 the throttle. I know the alcohol. This is where the gummy shit. 300 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,400 I think the gum he sent me over the edge. But I, oh, 301 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,079 yeah, if you're not used to and I don't want to do it. 302 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,559 I had three guys they went down four. I knew three other four 303 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:08,599 guys they went to the Masters this year and they were there on Wednesday to 304 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,519 see the practice rounds. And I'm not gonna say any names, but my 305 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:18,200 one buddy who doesn't smoke, he drinks, but he never had a gummy. 306 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:23,480 Yeah, he took half a one yea and within an hour he's he 307 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:27,480 was a puddle. Yeah, it depends on what his two buddies had just 308 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,839 taken half. They're like, we were well, they took two more and 309 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:36,240 said, this is You're what we want to become. Where where's that for 310 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:40,359 us? And he was embarrassing. He had apologized to his friend the next 311 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,599 day that he was just he's just staring at him for an hour as he 312 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,480 was talking. He's like, couldn't hold a conversation. He felt bad, 313 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:49,279 but it's yeah, this is the thing is he's trying to find. Look 314 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:53,440 without the alcohol, will always be like my favorite. Yeah, because I 315 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:56,559 know what I'm getting myself into. I know where I can go, I 316 00:20:56,599 --> 00:21:00,559 know how to play the game. I've been doing it from over my life. 317 00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:03,480 Yeah, this I haven't as much. I haven't in years, but 318 00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:07,119 I do like them, and I like them when I could get to just 319 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,960 into silly fun like where every stupid thing makes you laugh. Yes, I 320 00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:15,279 like that, but I don't like where you're a puddle. Now, this 321 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,599 was a combination like even here the perfect storm, says chetch GPD. Combining 322 00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:22,440 alcohol and a gummy, even a small dose, can amplify the effects of 323 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,160 both, especially if you're already tired. This combination can lead to unexpected and 324 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,200 intense reactions, and then it goes recovery and reflection. Oh, good friends. 325 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,839 Your friend Damien seems like a solid guy who's understanding and easy going. 326 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:38,920 Having friends who don't judge and can laugh off mishaps makes all the difference. 327 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,599 He was cool. He came in the next day and he goes, listen, 328 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,920 did he take a gummy? Oh? Yeah, Oh he was fine. 329 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,920 And he was fine. Yeah, I was not. I don't know 330 00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,480 why. I don't know what happened, but he's probably more used to him. 331 00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:53,119 Well the next day, I probably had a gummy. At the end 332 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,319 of the day, I was fine. I don't know. I just it 333 00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,559 was the short time. I have no idea. I can't explain it. 334 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,839 But he came in and he goes, listen, you're not going home today. 335 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,039 We're gonna stay. We're gonna spend the day. The weather's gonna be 336 00:22:03,039 --> 00:22:06,559 great. We're gonna go out on the boat. We're going for breakfast in 337 00:22:06,599 --> 00:22:08,920 about fifteen minutes. We're gonna go by boat. Just forget it, just 338 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,319 forget all of it. Let's just have a day day. And I go, 339 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,119 well, I'm gonna go back and do a podcast. He goes, 340 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,759 no, you don't, And I went, you know what, I'm not 341 00:22:15,759 --> 00:22:19,119 gonna do one for two days and just kind of catch up on some stuff. 342 00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:22,039 I came back here yesterday morning and I worked most of the day, 343 00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:26,799 but it was like it was good. It was great, fun to kick 344 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,920 off a little bit right. And I'm sure Dougie freshead man, I can't 345 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:33,000 wait for you to meet this guy's girlfriend too. I'm gonna sign her tits. 346 00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:36,160 I'm gonna bring it big. He's not her. It wasn't her who 347 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:41,519 It wasn't him whoever. I don't know who that was fresh right across Well, 348 00:22:41,519 --> 00:22:47,720 I went out. I bartended Sunday night all day Sunday at Whiskey River 349 00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:48,960 and it was slow. I got a little busy at the end. Everybody 350 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,839 had grill outs and whatever. And this woman comes in with her older friend. 351 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:56,440 Her older friend was seventy two is her birthday? Yeah, the younger 352 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:00,920 one was still older than me. Sixty three too young for you though, 353 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,440 But do you help the seventy two year old blow out her candles? No, 354 00:23:03,839 --> 00:23:07,559 she tried and her teeth came out. No, we didn't have a 355 00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:11,960 cake. But she ended up going to another bar and text me she gave 356 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:15,359 me your number? Which one? Uh, the younger one? Okay, 357 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,640 so she was single? I was single. Yeah. She thinks the age 358 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,759 is like, well, I'm fifty three years sixty three. That's young for 359 00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,000 me. Really, Like, yeah, I'm trying to explain it. But 360 00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:26,440 we did meet up at the other bar. You did, Yeah, and 361 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,599 then some other friends came in and then started drinking. Then the shots started 362 00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:33,000 flying. Yeah, and then she ended up getting a ride uber friend or 363 00:23:33,039 --> 00:23:37,079 something like that. Talk to her a little bit the next day. A 364 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,240 couple of textas how you feel and I feel like shit? And test the 365 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,200 waters with this, So scuty, has the water has been tested? Uh? 366 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,039 Yes, yesterday I asked her how she was feeling and made a couple 367 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:53,160 of jokes. Doesn't seem she remembers too much from Sunday night but I reminded 368 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,279 her. I go, do you remember this joke? And then she go, 369 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,839 oh yeah, my guy, she's laughing, so okay. And then 370 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,519 yesterday I hung over and I'm like, I'm not gonna do anything. My 371 00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:07,680 friends text me we're going to Schooners, and I was. I was just 372 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:12,000 I had I had it typed in. I changed my mind. I'm just 373 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,880 gonna stay in and I it was all type and I didn't hit send, 374 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,079 and I'm like, you know what, I'll just go over for just one 375 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:26,799 for one. I'm going to go for one. Yeah. One became in 376 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:33,680 the morning and helping somebody out at another bar, my friend, and I'm 377 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,319 doing the register and all of a sudden, the register locks up and I 378 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:42,119 can't get into it. I was totally I was depressed. I was hammered. 379 00:24:42,759 --> 00:24:47,079 He had to call the owner. He finally got it open. Everybody 380 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:51,319 out. I try to help him get beer. I'm putting beer in the 381 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,680 case. It was wet on the bottom. I pull it up, smashed 382 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,119 all over the place. I cleaned up. When I could I go out 383 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:00,000 help you, He goes, we're done, just get out to just get 384 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:04,039 out. Oh, it wasn't mad, he was just frustrated. You're fucking 385 00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:10,039 everything up and I didn't mean too. This is I was terrible. I 386 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,079 stayed home, No, I found that, you know when I thought that, 387 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,680 Yeah, a whole way home. You know how I got there? 388 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:23,680 I walked, Oh, someone will walk you guys outside, We'll bring it 389 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,039 like, yeah, like, how long is it? Said? I thought? 390 00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:30,039 He said fifteen minutes, maybe six? And I'm just like, I 391 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,680 don't even care. I don't even want to see anybody right now. I'm 392 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,279 so depressed that I just ruined this guy's night trying to help them as all 393 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,799 just all fucked up. Before that, the jokes were flying, the shots 394 00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:45,519 were flying. Let me tell you plain you embarrassed yourself forward to me because 395 00:25:45,559 --> 00:25:48,599 many people at this party had no idea that I passed out in the bed, 396 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,799 right, They don't know. They didn't hear me come out and say 397 00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:52,000 to some lady, Hey, your husband told me you want me to sign 398 00:25:52,039 --> 00:25:56,880 your tits And that wasn't eve mean I said like this. I think I 399 00:25:56,039 --> 00:26:02,200 even said this makes me uncomfortable. But your husband said he was so drunk 400 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:08,559 there, Yes, but my mind was pretty innocuous. You fucking remnants, 401 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:14,519 locking drawers and breaking bottles and I worked there before, and I'm like, 402 00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:18,440 I have no idea what I would have done, just as simple. There 403 00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:21,680 you go. Yeah, all right, well Dougie, we're going to take 404 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,039 a moment. Okay, there was a news story that I don't know if 405 00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:30,960 you were here last week or not about now when we did it at Candy 406 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:37,079 Strippers, Well the candy massage. Okay, yeah, so this person has 407 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,480 called me. Now I will give you the whole lowdown. I will show 408 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,039 you some pictures. Then we will call the person, but I don't want 409 00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:47,240 to say anything until they tell their side of the story. Sure, and 410 00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:49,119 then we'll come back with what we know. All right. I used to 411 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,000 work at a massage parlor, but I got fired. Really why I was 412 00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:57,799 rubbing people the wrong way? Oh? Did sparks fly like a cat when 413 00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:03,920 you punch on the wrong way? Jesus? 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You can never tell if lou Reed was 459 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:40,920 talented or not. Take a walk on the like art. Yeah it is. 460 00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:45,200 Pendula loved him. I loved him to break a number of times in 461 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:51,839 the strip club. Yeah, Candy Cam just some girls didn't dance, they 462 00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:56,200 would just walk around. Really, you don't have to dance. Smile, 463 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,400 that's it. That's all you got to do, you know. I mean 464 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,559 you sing him and dancing and all this pollwork and everything, and it's impressive. 465 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,920 But somebody just walking around with a good body, he's going to make 466 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,279 just as much money. Yeah, you know. So I'm playing this song 467 00:31:11,319 --> 00:31:15,440 because there was a story that about eight days ago on Channel thirteen. I 468 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,839 will play just a little bit of it again for people to get familiarized with 469 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,400 our chop story. At five point thirty, the operator of what's described as 470 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:30,319 an unlicensed spot in a Livingston County town is now the subject of a police 471 00:31:30,359 --> 00:31:36,359 investigation after numerous complaints from the community. Thirteen Whims Carly Minor spoke with the 472 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,920 Mayor of Avon to learn more. Carly Karen, a neighbor, tells me 473 00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:45,519 he has filed countless complaints about Candy Girl sensual massage parlor, using the spot 474 00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:52,799 for sex acts and promoting services online. And we have kids and elderly people 475 00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:56,880 walking by here every day because oh yeah, remember because we heard the chimes 476 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,759 in the background. Okay, So then I find out that it's run by 477 00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:08,319 Diva Brown, and Diva Brown is a transsexual and Diva Brown according to the 478 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:13,480 stuff I saw, and I had people dig for me, like here on 479 00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:16,119 Instagram, Diva Watson, Diva Brown, Diva Watson. I'm not sure. 480 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:22,559 Diva Watson trans extraordinary, I am an inspiring entrepreneur and producer, is what 481 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:28,319 she writes. And then candy Girl sensual massage. And she's got all these 482 00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:32,920 pictures and it's a dick pic. There's a dick pick in there. Take 483 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:38,599 a look. This is Diva Watson. Diva Watson. Yep. Now there's 484 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:45,599 another one that somebody found that says Brooklyn transsexual escorts, candy Girl sensual massage 485 00:32:46,079 --> 00:32:51,640 the place to get a rubbed down. And then some half black, half 486 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,799 Dominican trans woman that aims to please come with me as I carry you through 487 00:32:54,839 --> 00:33:00,759 your journey of your wildest fantasies and nastiest dreams. Lol. Well hung and 488 00:33:00,839 --> 00:33:05,160 know how to. And then candy Girl sensual massage is the same thing, 489 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,039 and it's but it's for men. This is all this is supposed to be 490 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:15,119 a man a men only massage place. Yes, now they're saying unlicensed massage. 491 00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:19,400 So I have no idea, So I page, yeah, I remember 492 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,680 that from a couple of years ago, right, So, and they had 493 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,920 to change their wording because there was a lot of escorts down there. Yeah. 494 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,119 So I I got a hold of a phone number for the place. 495 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,319 I left a message. Diva Watson, Dava Brown, whoever this is, 496 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:37,680 calls me back today, says I'm uh, calls me and then goes, 497 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:42,519 I'm going to a doctor's appoint I always loved when somebody calls you and goes, 498 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,680 okay, I gotta go, I'm going to a doctor. Well why'd 499 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,559 you call? Why'd you call? After? What? What is? So? 500 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,200 I said? Okay, I said, well I hope everything's okay. 501 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,000 Yeah, no, it's no no big deal. And then I will call 502 00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:57,160 you later. So I called the person back and I said, or they 503 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,359 called me back and I said, listen, would you like to come on 504 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,039 tonight? Yes. I feel like I'm being wrongly accused. I'm losing where 505 00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:07,920 I live, I'm being forced out all this stuff now, So what I'd 506 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:15,559 like to do is let them let Diva Brown kind of say what they want 507 00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:20,599 you to believe here you know what I'm saying or his side of the story. 508 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,440 Yes, and just let them say it and then go. But I 509 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:29,360 have some things here. Can you explain what these are? And this may 510 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,280 be why people didn't want this, because I had I have a feeling we're 511 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,880 going to get into an area where there's going to be a shield put up 512 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:43,079 by this person and say this is why this is happening. And I'm gonna 513 00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:46,320 say, I don't think so, and here's why. You know what I 514 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,559 mean? And you we'll see. You've got some questions you want to answer. 515 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,159 See, Yes, but I figured I will let I will play candy 516 00:34:55,159 --> 00:35:00,320 girl kind of let a diva Brown Diva Watson. I don't candy girls massage 517 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,119 Tyler and Avon. Yeah. Yeah, you can get rubbed and tugged and 518 00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:07,920 then go see the double feature of the Silver League drive in. No, 519 00:35:07,079 --> 00:35:12,679 that's Perry or there's a uh, there's a driving in a there's a drive 520 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,760 in now in Newark, just as an aside called the Rose City drive in? 521 00:35:17,599 --> 00:35:21,159 Are we showing a night of the Cabinet. We are going to try. 522 00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:25,880 We need to change the format and it'll cost some money, but I 523 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,679 but I will charge people five dollars. You know, maybe maybe we'll see 524 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,239 or I'll just pay it and we'll just get it on there. Okay, 525 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,239 yeah, uh, here we go. We're gonna call let's see if get 526 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:52,840 Diva Brown transsexual Candy Girl's massage. Is this Diva? It is Diva Brown? 527 00:35:52,000 --> 00:36:00,719 Or is it Diva Watson? I never Diva Watson? Oh? How 528 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,840 come I is this? Never mind? I don't even know. Well, 529 00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:08,039 I just had a legally chance, so I kept my mom's last theme. 530 00:36:08,159 --> 00:36:13,239 Also, oh okay, all right, yeah, So this is Bill Moran 531 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,119 and we are you're on the podcast. The podcast is called Billified, the 532 00:36:16,159 --> 00:36:20,599 Bill Moran Podcast. And I have been on radio in the area. I 533 00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:24,440 don't know how long you've lived in the Greater Rochester area. Well, I've 534 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:30,519 lived in Avon for ten years, okay, decade at the same location. 535 00:36:31,079 --> 00:36:35,480 I've been in the same location for seventh of those ten years. Okay. 536 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:42,320 How long have you been in business with your Central Massage Candy Girl Central Massage? 537 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:49,320 Actually not a very very long time probably, I'd say a few months 538 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,639 maybe. So this is a new venture for you. This is something that 539 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,840 was new, Yeah, a new thing that I was doing just to supplement 540 00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:04,480 some surgeries and done. It's kind of important because of heavy condition, which 541 00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:08,840 is why I'm living transgender in the first place. And back back up, 542 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,079 back up. It just like, do you mind if I asked questions, 543 00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,599 did you just say? Did you just say you have a condition that's why 544 00:37:15,639 --> 00:37:20,920 you're transcender in the first place. Absolutely? What's the condition? The condition? 545 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:25,880 It's a rare condition that I got from from multiple surgeries. It's my 546 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:30,559 splinter muscle is reading backwards, meeting. When it was supposed to open, 547 00:37:30,599 --> 00:37:35,800 it closes, was supposed to close, it opened. On top of that, 548 00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:37,599 I have to use cathis to bee, I have to think a pilip 549 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:42,159 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on, time out, time 550 00:37:42,199 --> 00:37:45,519 out, hang on. No, So you've had so many surgeries that they 551 00:37:45,559 --> 00:37:52,320 turned your asshole inside out pretty much. What what's happening is is that my 552 00:37:52,519 --> 00:38:00,239 neurology neurologist eggsted three different options and the other ones were terrible. The long 553 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:06,000 number two or the box? How about a zipper? The box is exactly 554 00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,679 it is the box because I have to get it removed. Wait, you 555 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,039 have to get why wait wait wait wait wait, what do you have to 556 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,880 get removed. See, this is going to my penis is going to be 557 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,679 removed. Why I will so I will have a box. Yeah, So 558 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,559 why does your penis have to get removed because you're because of the simple fact 559 00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:30,800 that my my, my just says it would be more manageable for me to 560 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:36,519 live female than it would be male because of the caffine and the other problems 561 00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:43,039 that I have that are irreversible. So that's basically why these may I asked 562 00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:46,840 more questions before we go on. I'm talking about you're okay with these questions. 563 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,320 At any point you can say to me, at any point you can 564 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,280 say I'm not comfortable, okay, absolutely, absolutely all right. So what 565 00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:02,840 were you having surgery on that on your sphincter inside out? Well, I 566 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:09,800 had five testicular surgeries I had on were they were they to be transgender or 567 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,719 was it something like testicular can No, no, no, no, no, 568 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,559 It wasn't particular cancer. What it was was I had to eat another 569 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:24,199 rare It's an infection. There was a rare infection. It's called epidiymis, 570 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:30,480 okay, especially where like the ball gets twisted, it gets twisted and the 571 00:39:30,559 --> 00:39:36,199 epiditymus gets infected and that's that's basically what happened. And I had to be 572 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:42,239 castrated as a chopped off. Yes, I had to be castrated as a 573 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,960 result of disinfection. Wow wow yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a there's 574 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,719 a there's a lot more to the story than people actually now. So that 575 00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:55,320 you went full commitment to this though, yeah, Well I had no choice 576 00:39:55,360 --> 00:40:01,719 because the the horrific theme that I was and it was definitely worth getting rid 577 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,519 of than that they had to do it all over again. I do it 578 00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:08,760 again. How big? How big did your balls get? Probably the size 579 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:14,360 of a small softball? Yeah, I mean that sounds extremely painful. It 580 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:19,400 was extremely, extremely horrendous, probably the worst pain I've ever experienced in I 581 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,679 it was absolutely horrible and so and that was just that that I had a 582 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,639 hardy at mess and on and on and on. I had a lot of 583 00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:30,519 different strets. So as a result, you know, it was either the 584 00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:37,559 option of getting a colostomy bag or removing my sphincter muscle and removing my prosty. 585 00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:40,599 But I would then be leaking all over the place and I have to 586 00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:44,480 wear diapers the rest to my I said, I'm not doing that. You 587 00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:49,239 know, people like that Doug a litter box buddy, I'll get out of 588 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:57,239 here. So so I said all that to say that this is the reason 589 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,679 why I started the business because I'm getting surgery, and some of the surgeries 590 00:41:00,679 --> 00:41:06,880 that I need the insurance is not covering. So I needed to pay out 591 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:09,039 of pocket to some of the things that I needed to get done. And 592 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,039 I thought, make money. Well, I gave I gave a friend besides 593 00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:17,079 who said I was really really good at it, and I did it with 594 00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:20,400 someone else and they said, you know, you probably can make this, 595 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,800 you know, do something with this, and so I ran with it and 596 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:28,840 just did you know, my own little freelance kind of business, if you 597 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:34,039 will, And it got completely blown out of abortion because what I was doing, 598 00:41:34,079 --> 00:41:36,440 I might have named it something different. I mean, if you have 599 00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:43,119 candy, most people might think you, well, tell you that I have 600 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:49,880 a parlor. Well I have Well the candy girl came from I do performances. 601 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,599 I'm entertainer. I do lots of things, and so I came up 602 00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:59,000 with a stage name so that I wouldn't have to use my name for other 603 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:02,719 things that I do. So and so the name that I used was Candice 604 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,280 Wolf. And that name was something that I just made up as a stagy 605 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,800 because a friend says, well, you know, if you do anything in 606 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,800 the entertainment field or do anything, you don't want people to really know your 607 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,480 real name because they'll know your information and so on and so forth. So 608 00:42:17,559 --> 00:42:21,519 I came up with this name. So that's what candy Girl actually came from. 609 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,519 The sensual was just for me. It was nothing that was meant sexual 610 00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:30,400 at all. It was just you know, relaxing and sensual, and you 611 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:37,199 know, so that's what I was going for. What people perceived. People 612 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,280 took it and perceived it as something else, and they totally made it a 613 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:45,000 huge, huge deal, which really really did not need to be made. 614 00:42:45,039 --> 00:42:52,000 It was definitely made by my neighbor. Your neighbor doesn't like you, No, 615 00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,480 he hasn't likeness just the moment he moved in, Since the moment he 616 00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:59,519 moved in, yes, there longer than him. Does he live in the 617 00:42:59,519 --> 00:43:02,880 same building Now, he lives next door. He has his own house next 618 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:07,039 door. And then you and then you live in a house that's been turned 619 00:43:07,079 --> 00:43:12,440 into apartments, correct, And that's where you were running the business out of. 620 00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:15,559 This is where I was running the business and did anybody know that there 621 00:43:15,639 --> 00:43:19,400 was a business there, So this was sort of like a need to know 622 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,599 basis. I would assume, well, I would assume. So, like 623 00:43:22,639 --> 00:43:25,480 I said, I just I was all new it, this whole entire thing. 624 00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:29,599 I didn't know really what I was doing, and I just was just 625 00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:32,039 trying to supplement my income and I just came up with this idea and I 626 00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:35,760 thought, well, you know what, this is a good idea. Yeah, 627 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,719 but it turns out that it was not a good idea. Hang on 628 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:42,920 out, hang on now, hang on now, hanging now. Now, 629 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,199 we've been cool so far. Correct, Yeah, you know what I mean. 630 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:50,360 And when you and I talked earlier, you were saying that you think 631 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:55,159 this dude is transphobic. I think he's transphobic. I think he's homophobic. 632 00:43:55,199 --> 00:43:58,760 I think he's every phobec that there is, or on top of being a 633 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,039 biggot. Okay, so I'm all right, now let me ask you. 634 00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:09,079 May I asked some other serious questions because we did some digging, Okay, 635 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:14,960 I did, and we found some ads. Ok yes, correct, correct, 636 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:19,320 And we saw candy Girl Central Massage the place to get a rub down 637 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,960 with a lay but spelled so you couldn't say it was a lay with like 638 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,360 a Hawaiian ley, candy girl, central massage, the place to get a 639 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,320 rub down and then some. And in these and in both those ads there 640 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:38,920 is an erect penis. Is there? You come on now, Diva Brown, 641 00:44:39,119 --> 00:44:47,440 don't you be time to me? You know that? What's that? 642 00:44:47,679 --> 00:44:52,599 It's b L A N B S. It's not brown, it's three. 643 00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:55,039 I'm sorry, it's a. I had brown, my plans, thank you, 644 00:44:55,199 --> 00:45:02,280 thank you so. And then there's an another one that says backpage gals 645 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:08,480 dot com Brooklyn, Yeah, brook I didn't even know about that one myself, 646 00:45:09,159 --> 00:45:15,840 Brooklyn Brooklyn transsexual escorts, candygirl, sentual massage, the place to get 647 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,880 a rubbed down and then some. And then a description. May I read 648 00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:23,679 the description right? Sure? Absolutely? Half black, half Dominican trans woman 649 00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:28,719 that aims to please come with me as I carry you through your journey of 650 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,199 your wildest fantasies and nastiest dreams. L O L well hung and know how 651 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,480 to Now if that, if that's you in the picture, I'd have to 652 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:49,639 say, pretty well, hung, I guess so. Let me. I'm 653 00:45:49,679 --> 00:45:52,760 a total realist. I'm a total realist and I don't play around when it 654 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,760 comes down to, you know, be honest about things, because I don't. 655 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,360 I don't. I'm always I try to be as honest I possibly can 656 00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:04,800 know. Still I call office now well, no, no, because the 657 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,000 time, at the time, you didn't bring it up, and it just 658 00:46:07,039 --> 00:46:13,079 said you exactly well, you didn't bring it up at the time, so 659 00:46:13,159 --> 00:46:15,920 that's why I didn't bring it up as well. But being that you bring 660 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,360 it up, like I said, this was something that was in the past. 661 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,719 This is not something that was connected with Candy Ground. I only ended 662 00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:29,320 up using miss me let me finish. The only reason, the only reason 663 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:34,400 why I used the kidygirl and is that ad is because I figured that I 664 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:38,400 would reach more people that way as opposed to this, as opposed reaching more 665 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:50,440 people well, like I said, people halfway across. No. No, 666 00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:52,679 this is something I'm very very serious about, and I'm very serain about this 667 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:57,639 because the simple fact that my name has been slandered and dragged the mind, 668 00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,400 which it had should not have been, because I have done nothing wrong to 669 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:07,599 anyone. Hang on now, all right, now, hang on one second, 670 00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:12,519 because I will agree with you on that that that no one has been 671 00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,320 arrested. I said that early on in the story, and I said, 672 00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:19,039 I think there's more to this, but here's here's what I am going to 673 00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:22,639 say. And then you retort, okay, okay, but listen to to 674 00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:29,480 listen to what I say. So what when you talk about the neighbor Michael 675 00:47:29,519 --> 00:47:32,079 Reinhart, who's featured in the Channel thirteen piece, and you can hear the 676 00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:38,559 windchimes playing lovely behind him, he talks about seeing people coming and going at 677 00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:44,639 all hours in the night. Now I'm hang on, I'm sorry, I'm 678 00:47:44,679 --> 00:47:46,559 sorry, don't get yourself out up. We're going to be friends. We're 679 00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:50,960 going to be friends. Kind to you. I'm not gonna be me. 680 00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,840 So what I think what this guy was seeing? And then I think he 681 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:00,480 got hold of the same ads I did, and he was thinking, I 682 00:48:00,519 --> 00:48:06,679 don't want this kind of because sometimes this stuff can attract people who aren't maybe 683 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,639 the best people. Will that be fair to say that is fair? Well, 684 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:15,039 let me say this. I think that it goes the socioeconomic gamut. 685 00:48:15,079 --> 00:48:19,880 I think you have doctors who may go to a transsexual to get a rub 686 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,840 down. I do, or lawyers. I have no idea. Now the 687 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:28,280 other thing is to me, it's none of my business. It's not affecting 688 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,519 me. You're not bothering me, you're not doing anything. I don't care. 689 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,199 But I think this guy thought, hey, I don't want this in 690 00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,840 my neighborhood right next door. This scares me a little bit. There are 691 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,960 kids in these streets, all that stuff. So when he sees that, 692 00:48:39,119 --> 00:48:43,920 so I don't think it's fair to say that he's transphobic and a bigot. 693 00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:47,039 Well, I'm saying that. The reason why I'm saying that because this man 694 00:48:47,119 --> 00:48:51,199 has always had something against me. I don't even know. I don't even 695 00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,920 speak to him. I've probably spoke to him twice in the four years that 696 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,519 he's been living here. I think I've spoken to him two times. I've 697 00:48:58,559 --> 00:49:00,519 never done anything wrong with him, never say anything rude to him. I 698 00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:05,960 remember, like, I don't know why this man has this been Is it 699 00:49:06,039 --> 00:49:09,480 possible that this is this is prior to the transition, This is prior to 700 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,639 this has been a right and he's been trying to get out to get me 701 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,079 for a very long time. All right, Now, have you have you 702 00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:22,719 been performing on stage in I mean you look you look good. There's some 703 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:29,039 pictures here where I couldn't tell what couldn't you were with Bill this weekend? 704 00:49:29,679 --> 00:49:34,599 But what could have happened? Do you like gummies? By the way, 705 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,840 No, I don't see. I got so fucked up on gummies I passed 706 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:43,639 out in a stranger's bed could have been yours. But but like I go 707 00:49:43,679 --> 00:49:46,639 ahead, But I do understand that of course, and anyone would feel that 708 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,480 same exact way. But I was not doing anything. And why are you 709 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,239 here? Okay? Now do you know the pictures I'm talking about? Yes? 710 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:59,000 And you know that when you know the dick pic I'm talking about. 711 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,400 Yes, there's textort to talk about. But like I said, that was 712 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:06,360 are you chopping that off? That's not even a dick, It's a fucking 713 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:16,079 till, not that big. No, I have to know, honestly, 714 00:50:16,159 --> 00:50:21,440 I have to say. I mean that's not bad, is it? No? 715 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,159 No, But like I said, to read the whole purpose behind it 716 00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:30,480 before. I don't look at making fun moved. It is something that would 717 00:50:30,519 --> 00:50:36,039 leave my life a lot more marriage as far as you know, developing into 718 00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:38,559 a woman that you want to be. So as a as a result of 719 00:50:38,599 --> 00:50:44,360 all this, you have been evicted. Yes, I have been I've been 720 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,960 asked to the viction process of that's funny yet, but I have been asked 721 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:53,719 to leave my home and and to you know, relocate somehow due to the 722 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:58,000 fact that you know, the person who's in charge, the owner of the 723 00:50:58,039 --> 00:51:01,559 ounce, is getting a lot of fun cousin which which is understandable. He's 724 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,880 an amazing guy. He's probably one of the best ways the river had and 725 00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,719 he's and I don't want it causing trouble for does he own any other buildings 726 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:14,920 anywhere else that he may just have other properties? He does have other properties, 727 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,079 other properties that you may be able to go live at. No, 728 00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,760 I'm not gonna I'm actually going to venture out on my own on this one. 729 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,199 And it was something I was going to do anyway, because I need 730 00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:28,880 to find my own individuality from other people who don't know me prior to my 731 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,960 transition. I got you, so I'm trying to live start the light. 732 00:51:32,199 --> 00:51:37,079 How How is business? How was business before all this came down? Were 733 00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:39,519 you making good money for your I was doing I was doing okay, you 734 00:51:39,559 --> 00:51:43,440 know. I mean I wasn't making hundreds of thousands of dollars or anything, 735 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,199 but I was doing I was making enough to keep my head above water. 736 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,559 And to you know, to care for myself. Did you have a lot 737 00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,639 a lot of repeat business? I have, Yeah, I have. I 738 00:51:54,679 --> 00:52:00,559 had to return clients that came through. Yeah, right, that would come 739 00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:04,159 back, that would come back, you know because like I said, and 740 00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,440 when I stay with the and then some with that basically was not meaning on 741 00:52:07,519 --> 00:52:16,840 a sexual term. If you've got to know people think that that would be 742 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,320 absolutely absolutely And like I said, that that had that had nothing to do. 743 00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:27,880 That had nothing to do with what I was trying to do. Like 744 00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,000 I said, the whole thing, it was not set up for, you 745 00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:35,400 know, trying to you know, meet myself out to be this you know, 746 00:52:36,039 --> 00:52:37,559 crazy person. Anything I was, I didn't really know what I was 747 00:52:37,559 --> 00:52:40,880 doing. The amateur. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know 748 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,000 anything about doing goodness great I mean no, no, no, no, 749 00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:51,880 we're the only you have employees. No, it's just myself took the picture 750 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:58,199 of you in the in the uh neglige any pictures that was taken I've taken 751 00:52:58,199 --> 00:53:00,360 to myself. You can you can just balance your phone with a timer. 752 00:53:01,159 --> 00:53:09,239 Yeah, But like I said, you know, I'm not trying to really 753 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:14,880 focus on the whole factor of you know what my past was or I'm just 754 00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:21,199 posted basically, or what this story was about the fact that I'm going to 755 00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,599 tell you where I'm going basically what you know. I wanted to focus on 756 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:28,719 what the story is about and why I wanted to speak out in the first 757 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,400 place. The reason I wanted to speak out is because I wanted to clear 758 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:36,159 up money, and I want people to think that I was some kind of 759 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,920 madam or some kind of you know. I don't know what they thought, 760 00:53:39,079 --> 00:53:43,800 but I don't want them to think that I am that kind of person because 761 00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,440 I'm not anyone who knows who knows they're a very kind person. I helped 762 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:51,320 trying to help anybody that I can, and I would never do anything purposely 763 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,000 to harm or hurt anyone or offend anyone. So that was never the intention 764 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,599 from the very beginning. It was never trying to Like I said, I'm 765 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:05,880 just someone who's just experience, who's and you know, and learned from that 766 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:10,159 mistake, you know what I mean. Well, look, look, it's 767 00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:15,880 hard for people to buy your story after seeing these lads and knowing that it 768 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:21,119 was an illegal massage place. For me, I don't care as long as 769 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,039 they're not you weren't hurting anybody. And I'm going to say something, and 770 00:54:24,079 --> 00:54:28,639 this may be offensive to you, but I bet, I bet you your 771 00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:35,480 man hands give a great massage, you know what I mean. And and 772 00:54:37,119 --> 00:54:39,280 by the way, and by the way, if if if you were doing 773 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:45,719 more than I could see where you would uh well, if you were doing 774 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,719 more than just the massage, right, had the equipment at some point, 775 00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:52,000 you know what, you know what feels good for guys. So that's always 776 00:54:52,119 --> 00:54:58,199 I do, I understand. But listen, I'm no hooker here, hooker 777 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,400 because I think I'm just just I'm not saying you're saying this. I'm saying 778 00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:06,400 this because this is what most people are thinking. And there was never any 779 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,679 six extege for money at any given time. Yeah. No, I think 780 00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:13,320 it's a massage. And if it went a little farther, then it went 781 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:16,159 a little farther, you know. I think the gentleman just took it and 782 00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:21,519 went farther with it when it really wasn't needed because there was nothing illegal or 783 00:55:21,599 --> 00:55:24,639 anything bad or anything on harming anyone that was so young. Okay, all 784 00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:28,559 right, all right, which is by the way, they can't they can't 785 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:30,800 find anything. So really we come down to the he said, she said, 786 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:37,679 and I have all right, now, do you still have clients on 787 00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,559 the books? No? I hear that. Okay, I say, since 788 00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:47,920 resolved the okay to candy Land and it's over. Can you girl went to 789 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,320 candy Land? Times a lad? And where are you going? And where 790 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:58,320 are you going to head? Now? Miss Blands, I'm possibly maybe even 791 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,280 heading back to the Jersey where I'm the originally, It's possible. It's not 792 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:07,199 a definite plan. But where they do that. We're in Jersey. I'm 793 00:56:07,199 --> 00:56:10,159 originally from Anglewood, New Jersey. So but that you said you want to 794 00:56:10,159 --> 00:56:14,199 go where people didn't know you before the transition, people would know you there 795 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,000 before the transition, Well, well I wouldn't go back to Anglewy I'd be 796 00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:21,199 going back to New Jersey. I would probably in a different part from where 797 00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,280 people don't know. Okay, all right, well yeah, New York City 798 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:28,119 could be good. New York c would be good. You know I know 799 00:56:28,199 --> 00:56:31,679 the city very well. You know, So I mean, so what wily 800 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,519 to? Okay, hang on a second, now I have now we got 801 00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:39,079 deeper, and I get one more question, Doug, bear with me on 802 00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:44,079 this one. We've got somebody who knows New York City, wells from Englewood, 803 00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:47,920 New Jersey, right, and moves to Avon. There's no central massages. 804 00:56:49,639 --> 00:57:00,239 Where How the hell do you end up in Avon? Well? Well, 805 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:05,000 story short, I came here with my ex at the time. Yeah. 806 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,639 It was they red as much cheaper out here, and he had family 807 00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:10,480 at the time, so that's why we moved out here. Okay, all 808 00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:17,519 right, all right, and we're okay. Was this a man? Yes? 809 00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:22,119 What are you so? Were you gay then? Or were you trained? 810 00:57:22,159 --> 00:57:24,519 I was no. I would say then, like I said, has 811 00:57:24,599 --> 00:57:28,920 this not been had it not been to the medical problem that I have, 812 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:32,159 that would have never transitioned. I would never ever transitions gotcha? All right? 813 00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:36,199 Well, you know what, whatever, the makeup looks good in some 814 00:57:36,239 --> 00:57:37,679 of these pictures, I gotta say, well, thank you very much. 815 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,280 I work hard, and I hope, I hope you go and perform on 816 00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,719 stage or something and do something. Yeah, well that's the plan. I 817 00:57:45,719 --> 00:57:49,239 mean, like honestly, for now, I'm trying to look into a performing 818 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,559 in Rochester. They have a lot of clubs and stuff out there, so 819 00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:57,159 I'm trying to look into getting some gigs and you know, having some fun 820 00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:00,800 and beeting new people coming to the stage center from av on your favorite of 821 00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:07,000 mine. This is going to be Diva Blends. Doug used to be a 822 00:58:07,039 --> 00:58:12,880 strip club DJ years ago. Oh really, I guess we all have a 823 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:19,199 sort of pastime. I don't know yours seems to be sorted and checkered, 824 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,119 but I'm not judging. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's been a 825 00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:29,000 pleasure talking to you. You have a nice talking to you. And uh, 826 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,119 but I think we we can see why the news story went the way 827 00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:35,800 it did. No, I do, I do see why it went the 828 00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,039 way it did. Of course, you know, I'm just hoping that you 829 00:58:38,079 --> 00:58:42,000 know, it's just a learning lesson for everyone and that you know, we 830 00:58:42,039 --> 00:58:45,239 can just move on from it and you know, move forward. What what 831 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:53,320 lesson did you learn not to advertise? You know? You know, honestly, 832 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:58,599 before I leave, before I leave, I just wanted to say before 833 00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:00,840 I leave it it's one to say that, I'm to say the whole you 834 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,159 know, there was never any kind of intentions or anything. It just was 835 00:59:04,199 --> 00:59:09,639 a way of my own in mature advertising, trying to just get customers and 836 00:59:09,639 --> 00:59:14,280 that's all it was. It was never listen, it sounded like it worked 837 00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:15,599 it sounded like you made money. It sound like you had some fun. 838 00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:24,039 What's the old? Any publicity is good publicity and all ablicity. Who got 839 00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:28,639 hurt other than you and the story? Right? Well? I mean except 840 00:59:28,679 --> 00:59:30,800 for myself, but besides myself, no one else there. Did your bank 841 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:37,920 account get hurt? Oh yeah, definitely, absolutely absolutely because because because it 842 00:59:38,079 --> 00:59:40,440 was sup permitting some of the other money, like most of the money. 843 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,880 I make peace for all my fields. I take care of myself. How 844 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:49,000 much? How much is the transition surgery? Just out of curiosity? I 845 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:53,079 got to end this well, I can tell you it's over over one hundred 846 00:59:53,119 --> 00:59:59,440 thousand dollars for everything I can't yourself. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot 847 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,480 of money, you know. Will you have your pairs of stuffed when you're 848 01:00:02,519 --> 01:00:06,159 done? Well, you haven't taken it to a tax i will? I 849 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:15,719 totally will right there, I'm going to tax you, dirmit. Yeah, 850 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,280 you're just got great taxi dermits. Could you imagine going in and going I 851 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,639 got this earthworm? He wouldn't believe the size of this. Can you can? 852 01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:36,639 You be great? Diva? Blands been a pleasure. Thank you very 853 01:00:36,719 --> 01:00:42,079 much for having me. There you go, I don't believe any of it. 854 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,719 Yeah, come on, And here's what I don't like. I don't 855 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:50,280 like. And this sounds terrible because I'm a white guy and people will get 856 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:53,119 mad at me. But I don't think it's fair to call the neighbor a 857 01:00:53,199 --> 01:00:59,719 bigot and transphobic when I don't think he may or may not be. I 858 01:00:59,719 --> 01:01:02,679 guess that's open to debate. But I don't think that's the root behind this. 859 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:07,280 I think the route behind this is cars coming in lights, you know, 860 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:13,480 on his bedroom wall. Who knows at midnight open twenty four to seven 861 01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:17,320 for a while. So I'm just saying, like, you go to the 862 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,280 barbershop, people are gonna be talking. So but the thing is, like, 863 01:01:21,559 --> 01:01:24,760 I think that's what was driving this, and the fact that then somebody 864 01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:28,719 showed him these ads and goes, well, what the half is happening here? 865 01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,920 And who knows what could happen? And sometimes I mean, look, 866 01:01:31,039 --> 01:01:35,039 how many times do we hear something goes wrong and there was a robber who 867 01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:38,440 knows right? Because people think there's cash in these operations and whatever, And 868 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:43,599 I think that's it. And so I just don't like. I don't like 869 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,960 to hear I don't I think are their biggest in the world. Yes, 870 01:01:46,199 --> 01:01:50,760 are there transphobia people? Absolutely? Is it this guy? I don't think 871 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,679 so. I don't think it's fair to weaponize that stuff because the ones who 872 01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:55,559 really are affected by it are going to start to go, well, bullshit, 873 01:01:57,159 --> 01:02:00,639 this is right next door to ye that's enough to be you know. 874 01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,119 I'm just saying, all right, we'll take them on ethel You stopped looking 875 01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:09,639 on that window, Doug. Yeah, health does Dad? Oh God? 876 01:02:09,679 --> 01:02:13,760 And we gotta find out about that. Yeah. Next, but first, 877 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:19,480 whiskey lovers and rock enthusiasts, Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport is waiting for you 878 01:02:19,559 --> 01:02:24,480 with their legendary applewood smoked whiskey, handcrafted, aged perfection, and then a 879 01:02:24,519 --> 01:02:30,360 word delicious. 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I was all of a sudden something goofed 927 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:32,000 up over here with the technological getting that figured out one of these days. 928 01:06:32,039 --> 01:06:38,239 Well you know what, it's a it's yeah, somebody borrows it and then 929 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:41,559 no, no, no, no, no, it's always a has nothing 930 01:06:41,599 --> 01:06:45,360 to do with anything other than it's simply a software glitch. Once in a 931 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:50,280 while, it won't connect you. Seventy nine today, John Fogerty, Oh 932 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:56,679 well, yeahs old yeah. Did you see Bill Walton passed away? No, 933 01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,559 I hadn't heard that at all. Really, oh shut three seventy one, 934 01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:04,039 seventy one seventy one cancer And uh yeah, Bill Walton was Uh. 935 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:09,679 I always loved when he did games. I love watching basketball, so I 936 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:12,679 watched a lot of Bill Walton And uh no, you didn't play baseball, 937 01:07:12,719 --> 01:07:15,960 did you? No, No, I love I just love watching the game. 938 01:07:16,039 --> 01:07:18,679 I know. I never did because I knew I would get cut from 939 01:07:18,719 --> 01:07:21,159 the team, and I had never been cut from any team in my life. 940 01:07:21,239 --> 01:07:26,480 Never fails. So that was it. I'm not gonna do it, 941 01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:29,039 and I wish I had. It was the worst thing I could have done, 942 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,119 the worst thing I could have done. But because I'm watching my kid 943 01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:35,239 now who wants to play basketball badly? And uh didn't make the high school 944 01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:40,760 team and then got an AAU team and then some kind of transition there and 945 01:07:41,239 --> 01:07:44,360 how much he's improved in just a short period of time. And I go, 946 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,280 you know, keep that focus. You'll get where you want to be. 947 01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:49,440 You just got to keep it focus. And for whatever reason, and 948 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,800 I think also I lived in such a rural area, this is all true. 949 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,239 Like I didn't do sports in the winter because my parents didn't fel like 950 01:07:56,320 --> 01:07:59,679 driving to the school to pick me up. And they made that all buddantly 951 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,360 clear. They hated when I did ski club And there you go, eleven 952 01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:08,719 o'clock on this Friday night, I gotta come back and go. It was 953 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,480 it just it was just like, like, you know, the last bullshit 954 01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:15,000 I have to hear the right Uh. Speaking of that, I heard you 955 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:18,920 helped your old man. What did you help him or did you stop by 956 01:08:19,039 --> 01:08:21,239 and he was in the middle of something and couldn't figure it out? No 957 01:08:23,479 --> 01:08:27,079 text, I was going to you give him a tutorial on how to double 958 01:08:27,079 --> 01:08:31,039 click his mouse. No to Uh, I was gonna make Jumble I for 959 01:08:31,079 --> 01:08:33,960 the first time. So I was going to Wegman's texts step Mother, I 960 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:38,079 go you guys home? Why why would you make We make it at Forest 961 01:08:38,159 --> 01:08:41,640 Hill? Was absolutely delicious? So you thought you'd recreate this at home? 962 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:45,000 Yes? Okay? And I did? All right? He came out, 963 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,960 great, I'll bring something in. Yeah. Yeah, you can buy the 964 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,880 pre mixed stuff at all in case I n Yeah, did you get it 965 01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:55,079 at all? The or the they do do? Yeah? They all. 966 01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:57,800 The shrimp boil is really good. It's got crawfish in it. Though, 967 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,800 if you don't like crawfish, I suggest, don't care above the shrimp. 968 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:03,159 Yeah. So I texted her and I said, Hey, I'm gonna go 969 01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:05,279 to Wegmans. You guys home. I'll stop over saying Hi, oh yeah 970 01:09:05,279 --> 01:09:09,279 that would be great. I think your dad could use you a little help 971 01:09:09,279 --> 01:09:12,359 on a project. So he's on the front porch doing something. Yeah, 972 01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:15,520 And I go in and they're putting a carpet in their garage and then they 973 01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:21,239 screen it off. Yeah, just like Diva Watson, I could use this 974 01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:29,640 jackhammer. So this forty foot carpet is on an angle tied up to a 975 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,680 beam, and the other parts in a bucket, and you're supposed to pull 976 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:38,560 the rope and like a shoelace, undoes itself and just gently falls to the 977 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:44,399 ground. Well, get stuck something. So I go around the corner outside 978 01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:48,000 to get a ladder, and I hear my father's immortal words, son, 979 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:55,960 I have a plan. Now I didn't say anything at that time, but 980 01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:01,560 I'm thinking me too, and it's involves you watching. So I got on 981 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,880 the ladder. Now, my dad's gonna be eighty next year. He's got 982 01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:08,600 a little shaky, shake y. So I get the get it down. 983 01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:13,159 I'm bringing it down. I'm kicking the bucket little you know. I'm thirty 984 01:10:13,239 --> 01:10:15,039 ft. So what is this supposed to do. It's supposed to be carpet 985 01:10:15,119 --> 01:10:19,439 on the floor floor. Okay, they don't park in the garage. It's 986 01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:24,079 like a garage table. Yeah. So now I'm looking up. I'm bringing 987 01:10:24,119 --> 01:10:27,239 it down. So the carpet is one they use every year. Yeah, 988 01:10:27,319 --> 01:10:30,000 okay, they stored in the wrap sort, and so it's supposed to just 989 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,199 fall down and then you just straighten it out on the floor. Yeah, 990 01:10:32,319 --> 01:10:36,359 got it, got it. So I'm I'm gently bringing it down and I'm 991 01:10:36,359 --> 01:10:40,560 looking up and I see he's got a ceiling fan in the middle of the 992 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:44,359 garage and I'm just maneuvering it just so it does it hit the ceiling fan. 993 01:10:44,439 --> 01:10:48,079 Right. The ceiling fan is a ceiling fan spinning. Watch out for 994 01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:54,439 the ceiling fan as I'm looking up, and I'm just I just you know, 995 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,560 thanks, No, I can't stand my father, right, So a 996 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,399 couple of times, so I finally get down. I get it outside and 997 01:11:00,399 --> 01:11:02,439 I was starting to reign, so I'm just like, I got this, 998 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,520 and I start fanning like a wrestling matt, which she gets somewhere on her 999 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:10,840 and I'm moving back and I trip over something. Right, I tripped forward 1000 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:14,840 bringing it in, and I did have to take a tumble roll and they 1001 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,199 were really scared. They thought he was I bounced right back. I'm no, 1002 01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:18,800 but thank god it was me. And then we're getting it out. 1003 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:24,079 Yeah, I said, you know, you bust my balls that you learn 1004 01:11:24,119 --> 01:11:26,560 more about me on Bill And then the one time you need to call me, 1005 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,239 you know, God forbid anything happened, And Cathy said, weird. 1006 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,640 She said she was just about to text me, which she was about to. 1007 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:36,039 But once your parents get older, yes, I said, you know, 1008 01:11:36,079 --> 01:11:40,520 I'm right around the corner. Well, no, understand what's getting older. 1009 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,720 You can't do all the things that you used to, you know, 1010 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,119 But that's why you have kids. In this way, you have grandkids. 1011 01:11:45,279 --> 01:11:51,399 Yes, I know. Well, my all my family lives spread out far 1012 01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:55,239 away, and that is a concern. Yes, you know. But if 1013 01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:59,640 you talk to my mom and my dad, they're they're pushing each other into 1014 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:01,720 the grave. But they don't live together. No, no, they they're 1015 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,840 divorced. But my father will say, that's your mother's hip because she had 1016 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:08,520 the hip hover. Oh great, she don't look like she was walking so 1017 01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:12,199 good the last time I saw her. My mother, my mother will say, 1018 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,800 your father's Parkinson's. He's shuffling. He can hardly get out of the 1019 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:16,800 chair. I go. The two of them are fucking gets a race to 1020 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:20,079 push the other one the grave first. That's what it is. Now, 1021 01:12:20,079 --> 01:12:25,279 who's the closest one to your parents' emergency? Your brother's sister, but they're 1022 01:12:25,279 --> 01:12:27,840 out of state as well. Yeah, yeah, okay, so you are 1023 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,840 the closest. I'm the closest one. U. My brother and I are 1024 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:35,680 probably equidistant because he'll just live in the hometown where you grew up. They 1025 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,199 moved. No, my mom lives there, my dad does not. He 1026 01:12:40,239 --> 01:12:45,239 lives in Jersey. Oh so he's actually proximity wise, probably closing my sister 1027 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:48,600 down in the DC area. Okay, he's about seven hours from me, 1028 01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:51,960 and I think seven hours from my brother. This is a good and uh 1029 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,920 you know what my buddy told me last night that and this is not joke 1030 01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:01,119 that with AI, uh talking on the radio or if your voice message, 1031 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:04,800 people can record it and then type it into something. And you get a 1032 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:09,680 phone call last night, Mom, this is Doug. I need a seven 1033 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,600 for five thousand dollars seven For years, has it? Yeah, well they 1034 01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,119 used to do it where somebody would go no, but it's your voice. 1035 01:13:15,199 --> 01:13:19,880 Yes, it's a game from Canada. Hey, i've been arrested for DWY. 1036 01:13:20,039 --> 01:13:24,399 I don't want to call mom or dad, but can you wire X 1037 01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:27,640 amount of dollars? But with your voice? Yeah, I didn't know that. 1038 01:13:28,319 --> 01:13:30,640 I thought this was sometimes they had it. Well, the AI is, 1039 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:31,800 that's what the D I mean, it's the new thing. That's why 1040 01:13:32,039 --> 01:13:34,840 a lot of times for years you were told when you get these calls and 1041 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:39,880 there's no sound on the other don't say hello, because then they use the 1042 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:44,439 recording of hello of your voice, not AI, but your voice and then 1043 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:50,319 if there's voice activation on some kind of bank account, you know or whatever, 1044 01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:54,359 or say some say your name, like if I call and they go, 1045 01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:59,600 you know, say say or type in your last name right, and 1046 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,039 then I have it. And I think those were the questions speaking old and 1047 01:14:02,119 --> 01:14:05,039 not being able to do things. I just want to show you what a 1048 01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:09,640 friend of mine, I went to the gym today and uh, he caught 1049 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:13,359 me and has been sending this to everybody and says, I look like I 1050 01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:20,880 proved my pants. It's terrible that. Yeah, that looks like I was 1051 01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:25,600 walking. My hip was bothering me. So I walked. You looked very 1052 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,399 free, like you know, like you're going. You got to get to 1053 01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:33,840 the grocery store. Uh you get ten sent off your melons or something like 1054 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:39,079 that. You kinda you could fit into the villages, let's just say that. 1055 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:42,840 Or you got to get home to go to the bathroom. Yeah, 1056 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,279 I can see that. Because I didn't see I got to see it again. 1057 01:14:46,359 --> 01:14:50,680 I think your problem is different workout clothes. What do you mean? 1058 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:56,039 I don't know, I guy pants. It wasn't that. It was the 1059 01:14:56,079 --> 01:14:59,960 way it was working work. Yeah, it was going. It was terrible. 1060 01:15:00,239 --> 01:15:03,439 Okay, I gotta go to Wegman the cucumbers and jump a lie. 1061 01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:08,000 I'm gonna make it his dugs bacon, and I gotta wait myself and give 1062 01:15:08,239 --> 01:15:12,439 get a good bottle of wine. And I'm gonna have Diva Watson or whatever 1063 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:17,920 your name is for dinner. So no sauce, is no hot dogs. 1064 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:23,399 Oh it's bad. That was a bad I see that. I showed that. 1065 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:26,720 I looked at that privately four or five times like a holy fuck, 1066 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,239 dude, what the right? So now I gotta I don't know what I'm 1067 01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:33,479 gonna do. You gotta you gotta strut your stuff, like say fever, 1068 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:39,359 you gotta strut. Well, you had jobs that you quit? Did you 1069 01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,720 quit? Was it Kinney shoes? Kinney shoes? I get fired? I 1070 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:45,479 think that was the only one I ever got fired from. And he was 1071 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:48,800 kind of a crazy district manager. This, Yeah, thought working eighty hours 1072 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:55,239 a week gives the norm. Yeah, And he would remember this one manager's 1073 01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:59,039 meeting. He said he would have his kids help with stock, stock the 1074 01:15:59,079 --> 01:16:01,199 walls and his and I wasn't around it a lot. And you know, 1075 01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:08,279 maybe that's why my daughter had seven miscarriages. Who three times just in front 1076 01:16:08,279 --> 01:16:11,000 of everybody like out of the blue, and I was just like, do 1077 01:16:11,039 --> 01:16:14,800 you think so when you're living at the store. I thought it was prestigious 1078 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,159 to be a manager. Kinney's was one of my first jobs. And uh, 1079 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:21,720 I mean, I don't regret it because I made some lifelong friends I 1080 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:26,800 just talked to a few days ago. So friendships lasted over thirty years. 1081 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:30,119 How do you how do you put a price tag on that? You know 1082 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:35,119 through their children being born and their green kids and you know, going to 1083 01:16:35,119 --> 01:16:39,600 funerals and being there for them. So I don't regret anything. I never 1084 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:42,840 liked retail and I had to get back into it. Timmy, He'll figure 1085 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:47,159 in California because my strip club, the last one I worked at when I 1086 01:16:47,439 --> 01:16:53,640 got fire bomb with a part of the mob, somebody threw in a massle 1087 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:59,600 to cocktail cocktail. Yeah, yeah, did you say a mazzletof missles off 1088 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:00,840 one of it. Yeah, that's what they do on a Jewish bath. 1089 01:17:01,079 --> 01:17:04,640 It's over there with moss. I always get this. No, but the 1090 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,560 uh oh, my buddy says, hey, let's go to let's go to 1091 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:11,359 Vegas. Yeah, and I'm like, I got one hundred and forty bucks. 1092 01:17:11,399 --> 01:17:13,359 No, no, I got money. I how do you get money? 1093 01:17:13,359 --> 01:17:15,960 He goes, I got direct deposit and at midnight I got any gas. 1094 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,439 He goes, yeah, I got enough gas to get us there, 1095 01:17:17,479 --> 01:17:20,119 and then I'll take a guess. So I go, all right, so 1096 01:17:20,159 --> 01:17:26,119 I go to Yeah, we go to Vegas, but I don't think I 1097 01:17:26,159 --> 01:17:28,960 won one hand. I think half hour hour. I'm broke, I mean 1098 01:17:29,119 --> 01:17:30,800 broke broke. Yeah, so we have to wait there at midnight to get 1099 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:35,359 gas money. Midnight comes, he doesn't get the deposit, so we drive 1100 01:17:35,439 --> 01:17:42,000 to the border Nevada, California, and he's playing fifty cent blackjack to try 1101 01:17:42,039 --> 01:17:45,680 to win us gas money and he lost all his So then he tried this 1102 01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:50,760 card at the gas station and luckily it filled up or we got enough gas 1103 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,840 to go home. So we're coming home. This is like six in the 1104 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:58,520 morning, and there's like three or four fire trucks outside the strip club I 1105 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,960 worked out, which was right around the corner from where I lived. And 1106 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,199 that was the end of my job. And the next day was nine to 1107 01:18:03,199 --> 01:18:08,880 eleven, no ship. Yeah, so wow, so everything shut down. 1108 01:18:09,159 --> 01:18:11,720 Remember, yeah, you're broke, you have no job, and it was 1109 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:14,600 very depressing time for me. Man that's three. You got hit by three 1110 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:17,439 planes. Yeah, the broke plane, the no job plane, and then 1111 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,600 the actual towers. Holy shit. So that was a low point because you, 1112 01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,560 yeah, you know, what are you gonna do? What did you 1113 01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:29,159 do? After that? I just went around trying to find a job. 1114 01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:31,079 Yeah, and you found the Tommyhill vickor it was a Christmas it happened. 1115 01:18:31,159 --> 01:18:35,079 Yeah, So I think I got hired for Christmas help in November. Yeah, 1116 01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:38,680 out of four hundred people. Because I had the Kinney Shoes experience. 1117 01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,359 It was a manager. And then they kept me on after that. Yeah, 1118 01:18:41,399 --> 01:18:43,880 and then I ended up quitting that one. You quit, well, 1119 01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:46,520 okay. Then I got another strip bar job, a couple of different ones, 1120 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:50,520 and then that's when I decided to come back and make the movie. 1121 01:18:51,079 --> 01:18:54,279 You came back here and made the movie. You didn't make the movie out 1122 01:18:54,319 --> 01:18:56,600 there? No, I wrote it out there. Okay, you wrote it 1123 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:59,640 out there? Yeah, but uh, Tommy was some of that scripture the 1124 01:18:59,680 --> 01:19:04,119 state, Yeah, probably, I love I could have. I think I 1125 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:11,399 think somebody probably started forest fires with a screen. But yeah, that place 1126 01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:15,399 was called piece of Ship. Yeah, that was Legs. Then I went 1127 01:19:15,439 --> 01:19:23,840 to uh, Timmy Hill figure sam'sf Row and Pleasures that closed down and that 1128 01:19:24,039 --> 01:19:27,359 I walked out out. I was I was leaving. I did not like 1129 01:19:27,399 --> 01:19:30,880 the owner. He was a asshole. And uh I told one of the 1130 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:31,560 DJs, I go, hey, just by the way, I'm not getting 1131 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:35,239 rid in two weeks, all right? So when if you quit a job, 1132 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:40,159 who took the job you quit? And do you know if they quit 1133 01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:43,920 after that? Like I always think that that's like, when somebody quits a 1134 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,439 job, it's usually for a reason, bad boss, bad coworkers, hours 1135 01:19:47,479 --> 01:19:51,119 sucked. Sometimes they're not the you know, if you actually broke it down 1136 01:19:51,159 --> 01:19:56,119 by hour, you're making half of what minimum wage. I mean, you 1137 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,800 know, over the years, certainly minimum wage is got up. But uh, 1138 01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,119 did you know if anybody for a job you quit that replaced you quit 1139 01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:04,960 too? I was always replaceable, I felt. I've always felt that at 1140 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:09,319 any job. Yeah, you know, well everybody is everybody. I don't 1141 01:20:09,319 --> 01:20:13,479 give a shit who you are. You replacement? You are replaceable. Yeah, 1142 01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:16,399 I mean there's gonna be somebody that's gonna do it as well, probably 1143 01:20:16,439 --> 01:20:19,520 not Tejing. Somebody else picks up the shift. That's that's all it is. 1144 01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:24,039 That's what I've been doing for a while and Tommy Hill figure they had 1145 01:20:24,039 --> 01:20:27,439 plenty of employees. Yeah, so it really didn't It didn't matter. Then 1146 01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:30,279 they ended up closing down. They was right at the Kodak theater. Yeah, 1147 01:20:30,359 --> 01:20:32,880 my parents had come to see visit me, and uh, they went 1148 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:36,520 down there for a movie. I forget if they saw one of the Star 1149 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:40,319 Wars the New ones. Anyways, so they come out and they hit the 1150 01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:43,560 red carpet and it was Nicholas Cage movie. And Nicholas Cage was there and 1151 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,720 he was coming around and my father takes a picture. Who worked at Kodak 1152 01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:51,319 for twenty years and guess what we ran out of film? And all they 1153 01:20:51,359 --> 01:20:55,079 have is the back of Nicholas's head. You can see his face, you 1154 01:20:55,079 --> 01:20:59,720 can see the little profile that was him. So but they enjoyed it, 1155 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:02,399 and they got pictures with the Georgie Eastman star and then we went to Vegas. 1156 01:21:02,520 --> 01:21:04,720 I went, oh, yeah, went to Vegas. I got them 1157 01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:09,119 tickets for Wayne Newton. I went and gambled and they didn't make it back 1158 01:21:09,119 --> 01:21:12,119 to the hotel to four in the morning from a Wayne Newton show. Yeah, 1159 01:21:12,119 --> 01:21:13,920 that's where I said, I'm like to go back. Stay. They 1160 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,960 were old then they're ancient now, but and I ended up winning twenty five 1161 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,560 hundred dollars. Okay, So then I go to bed. I'm like, 1162 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:21,520 all this is as soon as I get in bed here and they walk I 1163 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:25,520 think it was five o'clock in the morning. Where have you guys been? 1164 01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:28,600 And I don't think they had cell phones back then. Oh, we just 1165 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,880 walked a strip and everything and blah blah. And I'm like five twenty five. 1166 01:21:31,319 --> 01:21:33,279 So then I'm like, there's a lot going on. Yeah. She 1167 01:21:33,399 --> 01:21:36,479 was oh my god, this and I go, well, let's get dressed 1168 01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:40,800 and let's go have a drink. And she's like, Douglas five o'clock and 1169 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:43,960 more. I'm like, Kelly, there's a bar. So we went down 1170 01:21:44,399 --> 01:21:47,720 and I think we drank till six and then stayed another night and then and 1171 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:50,840 had it back. I just saw an ad for a breakfast thing and I 1172 01:21:51,279 --> 01:21:56,560 liked it because it goes it's five am somewhere. Yeah. I always think 1173 01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:00,920 I love breakfast. Yeah, my favorite. I just wanted to quit a 1174 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:06,640 job because I saw a buddy of mine who was part and I will not 1175 01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:10,560 say their names, and I don't know that anybody in this town will know 1176 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:15,560 him. Or his partner. But they had truly one of the best radio 1177 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:19,359 shows in the entire country, in the entire country. They were in Boston 1178 01:22:20,159 --> 01:22:24,800 and it was more sports, but these were rock guys that went there and 1179 01:22:24,840 --> 01:22:29,199 they were fantastic. And all of a sudden, this one dude who I 1180 01:22:29,239 --> 01:22:35,680 knew out of the team just left, and so I ended up talking to 1181 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:41,279 him, and then I found out where he went, and it's where another 1182 01:22:41,359 --> 01:22:45,560 guy. There was a team in Rochester that then went to where I worked 1183 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,000 in Poughkeepsie, and they were actually making great money. And then they went 1184 01:22:47,039 --> 01:22:51,880 back to Boston and one of them died, and so I guess that show 1185 01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:56,359 is now over, I would think so. And so they took this guy 1186 01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,359 gave him his own show. So he's up against his old his old coworker 1187 01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:04,840 friend or like I mean, I think they were together for seventeen years. 1188 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:11,159 Wow, and dominated dominated. They were great, really show, four hour 1189 01:23:11,239 --> 01:23:14,399 long show, Yeah yeah, really really well done. Mainly sports, but 1190 01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:16,439 mainly sports, but but a lot of humor, very funny. Right. 1191 01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:21,600 He was probably one of the truly talented people I'd ever seen in this In 1192 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:25,479 that business friend of yours, you said, yeah, I mean somewhat friendly. 1193 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:29,520 Put it that way. Friendly quaintance was, I would say to him 1194 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:33,279 friendly. I probably talked to him every couple of months. Okay, yeah, 1195 01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:36,039 just what's happening. And his wife wasn't well and all this stuff. 1196 01:23:36,079 --> 01:23:39,680 But he had worked with so many years ago. He was part of a 1197 01:23:39,680 --> 01:23:43,640 show that was syndicated and then he left on and did what happened? I 1198 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:45,880 mean, if half your show all of a sudden ocs away, just they 1199 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,399 put somebody else in there and hope that it was that it worked. And 1200 01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:55,119 sometime marriage and sometimes he's gone, I get somebody who right, I ain't 1201 01:23:55,159 --> 01:23:59,520 watching these I don't even know how to work that watcher. She blew me 1202 01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,479 for some time. It doesn't you know, sometimes it won't go as well, 1203 01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:05,760 and sometimes you just cut your losses. But here's the thing is that 1204 01:24:06,039 --> 01:24:11,279 usually it's high price talent, and you're not replacing high price talent with high 1205 01:24:11,279 --> 01:24:15,239 price talent. Right, if somebody's made and I or if it's a good 1206 01:24:15,279 --> 01:24:18,000 mix, it could be. I mean, well, if I got somebody 1207 01:24:18,039 --> 01:24:21,840 who's like really hungry, but I don't have to pay them four hundred and 1208 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:26,399 fifty thousand dollars a year, I can pay them. You're paying four hundred 1209 01:24:26,399 --> 01:24:28,760 fifty thousand dollars. Do you see what I'm saying. I mean, this 1210 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,800 is the money we're talking so and I guarante. I mean, look, 1211 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:36,479 I worked in the business. I know, I know, I know, 1212 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:42,840 and that's all I'll say. Okay, because I even know the current state 1213 01:24:42,920 --> 01:24:46,199 of the business at a local level, I know. Yeah. So like 1214 01:24:46,359 --> 01:24:50,119 when somebody goes, then their salary goes, will you replace it with somebody 1215 01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:55,119 with half that? If you got even half the rings for three quarters, 1216 01:24:55,119 --> 01:24:58,760 you're still in the winning end as a business, right, So that that's 1217 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,840 the way they look at it. That's usually that's how it goes, right, 1218 01:25:02,079 --> 01:25:06,239 the ratings and hopefully it works out. Yes, Uh, just want 1219 01:25:06,279 --> 01:25:10,359 to add this to you real quick though. Sure. Last week we talked 1220 01:25:10,399 --> 01:25:15,960 to full Tan Sun Camp. Yes that's right, Yes, you said they 1221 01:25:15,039 --> 01:25:19,479 want me back or something. Carry Anne send a message. September twenty eighth 1222 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:24,279 is the date I was talking to the guys about. That's the night they 1223 01:25:24,359 --> 01:25:29,039 all gather up here after the Nude Cave stroll. There's a couple of other 1224 01:25:29,159 --> 01:25:31,039 dates on the calendar. Still in need of entertainment. Here's the link to 1225 01:25:31,079 --> 01:25:35,640 the events page. Tell them they can pick whichever they want and I can 1226 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:40,720 juggle the rest around. If you see hesitation in their faces, remind them 1227 01:25:41,079 --> 01:25:44,920 what my best advice was. And no, they don't have to undress, 1228 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:50,720 loll they just have to be okay. Seeing the undressed well obviously my business. 1229 01:25:51,439 --> 01:25:54,920 You know you saw the undressed, yes, yes, but this is 1230 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:58,199 a different This is definitely different. Do you want to do comedy there? 1231 01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:03,039 Yeah? You really that? September twenty eighth, Why not? It's called 1232 01:26:03,039 --> 01:26:06,720 the Letting It All Hang Out Tour with Bill Moraine and Billified. We could 1233 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:11,600 just go to newdist camps and do the you know, oh my god. 1234 01:26:11,680 --> 01:26:14,640 As I look at the door in the audience, I can see nobody's really 1235 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,279 excited for me to be out here. But you know, everybody got their 1236 01:26:17,319 --> 01:26:19,960 towel. I think I think this would be great. I think so. 1237 01:26:20,079 --> 01:26:23,640 I think you never know what it's gonna be a startup. All right, 1238 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,039 we'll take a moment. I have a question that and I'm serious, and 1239 01:26:27,039 --> 01:26:30,720 I'll give you the story behind what is making this question Okay, but think 1240 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:32,680 about this and don't answer right now. But have you known, if you've 1241 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:36,920 ever known anybody to have anger management, or even a sexual harassment class. 1242 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:44,199 Can the people who have been ordered to go to anger management actually be rehabbed? 1243 01:26:45,359 --> 01:26:47,439 I just sit on that for a moment. 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Mister Bill Mare I so badly when Diva 1291 01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:40,399 was on and said that about the strings, I go, it sounds like 1292 01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:43,760 your asshole turned into one of those rotating doors. Yeah, you know what 1293 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:48,159 I mean? Right, this is enough enough. I mean I end up 1294 01:30:48,319 --> 01:30:51,720 chock my break past day because I use him. What you need your spicture 1295 01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:58,000 changed inside out, I remember now, like rotating tires for the winner. 1296 01:30:58,039 --> 01:31:00,199 I can tell you that when I was starting in radio, the was a 1297 01:31:00,239 --> 01:31:05,000 guy named Bob Wolf Bob Wolfeld and Bob was in Poughkeepsie and he had a 1298 01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:10,560 really successful morning show, and he one bit he did was that he called 1299 01:31:11,079 --> 01:31:15,920 a parts department and asked for a sphincter for a sixty nine Corvette or something 1300 01:31:15,960 --> 01:31:17,720 like that, and they kept putting him on hold and sending them to someone 1301 01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,920 else, send to someone else, and it was kind of funny. Yeah, 1302 01:31:21,119 --> 01:31:25,239 sphincter. No one knew what a sphincter was back in the ninety early 1303 01:31:25,359 --> 01:31:29,239 nineties. Blinker fluid too, you send your kids, Oh, go ask 1304 01:31:29,239 --> 01:31:32,640 for blinker fluid. That's always nice. Yeah, that's nice to a lot 1305 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:36,520 of these things. Obviously, in the reels in the Internet and old jokes 1306 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:42,760 come out, or they can film new jokes, maybe rehashed a little bit, 1307 01:31:43,279 --> 01:31:45,680 you know, But the ones with the voices, I always remember those 1308 01:31:45,680 --> 01:31:48,399 were the ones that you couldn't send on the internet. You can't send on 1309 01:31:48,399 --> 01:31:54,159 your phone because you're gonna lose something if you gotta have talk funny or you 1310 01:31:54,199 --> 01:31:57,800 know, like the guy goes in a doctor's office. He goes, doctor, 1311 01:31:57,840 --> 01:32:00,600 I've had this voice all my life anymore. He goes, all right, 1312 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,840 let's do a CASCAD X ray, blood work, will find out what's 1313 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:05,920 wrong with you. And I get the results back and he goes well, 1314 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:09,159 we figured it out. It seems that you're such a well hung of a 1315 01:32:09,199 --> 01:32:12,760 man putting some kind of tension on your vocal cords. Well, is there 1316 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,039 anything you do? Yeah, we can amputate some of your penis off. 1317 01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:18,720 You'll be about adversised manual of a regular voice. Okay, let's do it 1318 01:32:19,079 --> 01:32:23,079 to the operation. Everything goes great. Guys in the doctor's office three weeks 1319 01:32:23,159 --> 01:32:25,600 later with a regular voice, he goes, Doc, whatever you took off, 1320 01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:27,399 you gotta put it back in. I don't get laid. The girls 1321 01:32:27,439 --> 01:32:29,359 don't call me. He goes, whatever you took off? Can you put 1322 01:32:29,359 --> 01:32:35,039 it back on? Doctor says well, I don't know, but you can't 1323 01:32:35,079 --> 01:32:42,399 put that an email. Yeah, but you could do the video. Yeah. 1324 01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,840 I do my Friday funnies with Jamie, which he says he doesn't like. 1325 01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:51,119 But he's slowly turning into a diva. The the reason wooa, whoa, 1326 01:32:51,119 --> 01:32:54,680 whoa, whoa. You're calling this guy out for what. Oh he's 1327 01:32:55,159 --> 01:32:59,520 a good guy, but he s heard my jokes so many times. If 1328 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,079 I joke the bar, he'll tell customers, don't don't laugh, please, 1329 01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:06,600 don't last, don't encourage him. Do you think the guys like that. 1330 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:11,720 Have you ever had anybody in the in the bar businessman sent to anger management 1331 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,720 manager if it was a chain, if it were to hear that. You 1332 01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,119 know, I've heard jokes, you know they should go to anger management, 1333 01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:21,960 Yeah, because they're always angry, you know. But I don't I've never 1334 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:27,760 known anybody to do that. I always wonder, like, I don't know, 1335 01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:30,399 I mean, what do you get an anger management? A T shirt 1336 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,600 and a reminder to count backwards from ten? I don't know if you get 1337 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:36,680 a chip like you do, don't you know if you're that good. I 1338 01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:40,680 didn't watch the movie Anger Management, But the same thing, like with sexual 1339 01:33:40,680 --> 01:33:45,319 harassment or any of these things that are more today, like some kind of 1340 01:33:45,359 --> 01:33:49,800 personality rehab or something to watch a video online at the bar I worked at 1341 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:55,079 probably about seven years ago, and it was an hour video and you just 1342 01:33:55,119 --> 01:33:58,000 had to sit there and watch through it. Yeah, for sexual harass, 1343 01:33:58,039 --> 01:34:00,600 for sexual harassment, well, sexual harassment. And I understand because things have 1344 01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:04,880 changed in things that were once acceptable to say, hey, whatever, it 1345 01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:08,680 doesn't work. But I want to read you this story. And this is 1346 01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:14,159 why I asked the question. The officer who has identified in a lawsuit, 1347 01:34:14,319 --> 01:34:17,600 and they only call. The officer, John Doe, was on duty October 1348 01:34:17,640 --> 01:34:24,399 twenty fifth, twenty nineteen, at about two pm. So I think that's 1349 01:34:24,439 --> 01:34:30,199 pre pandemic twenty two, twenty nineteen, twenty nine. Yeah. In November 1350 01:34:30,239 --> 01:34:38,479 November twenty nineteen, when he spotted a man later identified as John Christopher spatafor 1351 01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:44,039 illegally crossing the street in a downtown city near city Hall and the railroad checks. 1352 01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:47,520 The fifty five year old guy worked in the information technology for a community 1353 01:34:47,920 --> 01:34:53,880 hospital, was about a block from his workplace. Police report it. Replace 1354 01:34:53,960 --> 01:35:00,600 report described the man is extremely confrontational during the questioning, but he took the 1355 01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:03,720 ticket and both men went on their way. Okay, no big deal, 1356 01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:08,800 right, The encounter should have been over at that point, But what followed 1357 01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:15,039 was a series of bizarre events that the officer's lawyer called a quote cyber campaign 1358 01:35:15,279 --> 01:35:17,680 of hate and revenge against the officer, his wife, and his daughter. 1359 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:24,439 The officer is suing this fifty five year old man who's now how many years 1360 01:35:24,479 --> 01:35:28,039 are we with a five years later? Fifties, he's now sixty. He's 1361 01:35:28,039 --> 01:35:31,319 suing the man and the hospital for, among other things, invasion of privacy, 1362 01:35:32,279 --> 01:35:39,279 negligent inflection of emotional distress, intentional inflection of emotional distress, and negligent 1363 01:35:39,319 --> 01:35:43,880 supervision of an employee. He's seeking no less than five and a half million 1364 01:35:44,159 --> 01:35:46,800 each for himself, his wife, and his daughter, which I think that's 1365 01:35:46,840 --> 01:35:51,239 like sixteen and a half million dollars. Ye's looking for. Punitive damages are 1366 01:35:51,279 --> 01:35:56,199 to be determined by a jury of trial. A pre child discovery conference is 1367 01:35:56,239 --> 01:36:00,600 scheduled for June six. That's coming up in about a week or two. 1368 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:06,439 Court records and police reports detailed the lengths this motherfucker went to to carry out 1369 01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:11,920 his plan of revenge. A few days after getting the jaywalking ticket, the 1370 01:36:11,960 --> 01:36:18,760 officer began or giving The officer began receiving password reset codes, indicating someone was 1371 01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:25,279 trying to hack his email account. The attempts continued at least ten more times 1372 01:36:25,319 --> 01:36:30,279 over the next several days. Then the phone calls, emails, and text 1373 01:36:30,319 --> 01:36:38,199 messages began. Spatafor had unleashed thousands of information requests to car dealers, solar 1374 01:36:38,279 --> 01:36:42,920 companies, and retailers. According to the lawsuit, in one day, the 1375 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:48,960 officer received one hundred texts to his personal phone. Lamborghini, Rolls, Royce, 1376 01:36:49,359 --> 01:36:57,439 and Maserati dealerships started to deluse this officer with calls responding to your requests 1377 01:36:57,479 --> 01:37:02,119 concerning online orders and online inquiry that he never made. Wow, so just 1378 01:37:02,239 --> 01:37:06,560 bot fucking wild? Is this all because of jay wat? We used to 1379 01:37:06,760 --> 01:37:13,680 I remember in college some girl sent signed me up. I would get Tourette's 1380 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:17,680 syndrome mail like shoved in my college mailbox because she filled out a form and 1381 01:37:17,720 --> 01:37:21,319 put my name in a dress in there. I remember a couple of guys 1382 01:37:21,439 --> 01:37:25,159 years ago, like thirty years ago, to buyer worked at that. Uh, 1383 01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:30,439 they signed him up for a gay club that you wanted to come out. 1384 01:37:30,560 --> 01:37:32,920 Yeah, and you didn't know how. Yeah, this is going to 1385 01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:35,680 help you, This will help you. Well, it sounds like a reasonable 1386 01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:41,760 right gay mail. How many times do you think that happened? Out of 1387 01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:45,119 every ten, there's got to be two. That's some dickhead, don't you 1388 01:37:45,159 --> 01:37:47,359 think out of every ten? Maybe maybe one? One out of a thousand 1389 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:50,840 somebody would do that. I just you hang out with the wrong crowds. 1390 01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:57,039 Yeah, you saw the video I showed you me on the strete. Yeah, 1391 01:37:57,079 --> 01:38:00,920 secretly being taken. Yeah that's me. Let's see further. There was 1392 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:06,079 also indications of attempted intrusion. Into the plane offs wireless Internet, which suggested 1393 01:38:06,119 --> 01:38:11,239 that Spatifor lurked outside his house at all hours of the day at night to 1394 01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:15,479 hack into his wireless internet and was within a short radius of the internet's treat 1395 01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:19,640 invasion of privacy. Absolutely yeah, trying to get in there. He denied 1396 01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:24,880 hacking into the officer's email account. Still the harassment escalated. He filed a 1397 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:30,079 false police report. This guy Spatafford got the jaywalking ticket filed a false police 1398 01:38:30,119 --> 01:38:34,520 report accusing the officer of being involved in a hit and run. In the 1399 01:38:34,600 --> 01:38:41,199 narrative portion of the police report, he said the police motorcycle riding on a 1400 01:38:41,239 --> 01:38:45,079 sidewalk without lights or sirens, appeared intoxicated on drugs, all while laughing aloud. 1401 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:50,199 An investigation by the police found that the incident didn't happen, which is 1402 01:38:50,199 --> 01:38:55,159 a waste of time in manpower, and a search warrant later revealed the online 1403 01:38:55,159 --> 01:38:59,880 report was tied to the guy's IP address at the hospital that they get into 1404 01:39:00,119 --> 01:39:03,760 like cyber forensics, spatafor filed the second false report, this time allegend the 1405 01:39:03,800 --> 01:39:09,520 officer's wife was the victim of domestic violence. He also told police the officer's 1406 01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:14,760 Cistern Law had a photographic evidence of the abuse, although police investigations found nothing 1407 01:39:15,479 --> 01:39:18,239 the humiliating bloh blah, blah blah. The officer and his wife received a 1408 01:39:18,479 --> 01:39:26,560 message indicating their personal computers camera had been hacked and the hacker had compromising videos 1409 01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:30,239 that he threatened to release unless the demands were met. I require your one 1410 01:39:30,279 --> 01:39:34,319 hundred percent attention for the upcoming twenty four hours, or will certainly make sure 1411 01:39:34,359 --> 01:39:38,199 you live out of guilt for the rest of your life span. I know 1412 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:43,199 nearly everything about you, all right, so oh oh, this is my 1413 01:39:43,239 --> 01:39:46,920 favorite one though. Sorry, that's all right. While some of the harassment 1414 01:39:47,039 --> 01:39:53,840 was threatening, other incidences were infuriating. Spatifor allegedly tried to get the officers 1415 01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:57,560 water and trash services turned off in Thanksgiving Day. You can do that. 1416 01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:01,840 You write alert to the RG and E and you say, hey, I'm 1417 01:40:01,880 --> 01:40:04,720 going on a vacation. My wife and I are going on us oh two 1418 01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:09,079 month truth, my god, please turre my water and so. I don't 1419 01:40:09,079 --> 01:40:11,479 know if they contact her, if they try and you don't answer, or 1420 01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:14,399 how that works. You I heard that years ago. I don't know if 1421 01:40:14,439 --> 01:40:16,239 you can still do that. The officer was forced to intervene with the city 1422 01:40:16,319 --> 01:40:20,680 to stop this from happening. Nearly a month after he began his online harassments, 1423 01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:26,239 Bataphor was arrested. He was driving within a mile of the officer's home 1424 01:40:26,279 --> 01:40:30,560 when police pulled him over. Inside his car was a loaded thirty eight that 1425 01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:33,560 he did not have registered and he didn't have a license to carry the handgun 1426 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:36,800 and denied being the owner. The hospital fired the guy. Blah blah. 1427 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:43,840 Here's where my question comes in. The guy had restraining orders against him. 1428 01:40:44,039 --> 01:40:49,479 There's a criminal case. But his lawyer said, with all that has happened, 1429 01:40:49,479 --> 01:40:53,640 when he was arrested, he apologized and has been remorseful and apologetic. 1430 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:57,840 He lost his job of seventeen years. He was incredibly upset because this crossover 1431 01:40:58,239 --> 01:41:02,359 into his family life, and he's using every possible outlet, uh to redeem 1432 01:41:02,439 --> 01:41:11,560 himself. So I think they're saying that the guy went to like anger management 1433 01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:15,239 and he's rehabbed, and so instead of going to prison, instead of going 1434 01:41:15,279 --> 01:41:20,279 to prison, I go, how this guy you've there has got to be 1435 01:41:20,439 --> 01:41:25,760 others trying to ruin his life. There has got to be others anger management 1436 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:28,199 for eight weeks and I'll be off Scotch. Well, this is the thing 1437 01:41:28,239 --> 01:41:30,560 that I don't understand. I'm going this has there has to be others. 1438 01:41:30,079 --> 01:41:34,760 Yeah. Uh. The program is designed to provide treatment for defendants with mental 1439 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:38,880 health issues instead of sending them straight to prison. Treatment can last up to 1440 01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:43,920 two years. A senior associate with the law firm that's defending him defended the 1441 01:41:43,960 --> 01:41:46,279 decision to have him treated for mental illness, saying he was not in the 1442 01:41:46,359 --> 01:41:50,640 right mental state at the time. He is a changed man who is active 1443 01:41:50,640 --> 01:41:56,720 in his church and is also a grandfather. Wow, now after all them 1444 01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:00,079 going work to imagine, imagine being that guy's name, Like, there's got 1445 01:42:00,079 --> 01:42:04,960 it. This This doesn't happen over a jaywalking ticket like I think it's And 1446 01:42:05,039 --> 01:42:09,600 some of it's funny, like having the guy, I mean, seeing somebody 1447 01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:12,479 jump through I used to I used to love I don't know why, but 1448 01:42:12,479 --> 01:42:15,079 I would love to mess around with my dad. My dad when he moved 1449 01:42:15,119 --> 01:42:19,680 to Jersey, he moved, he took over his mom's place, and his 1450 01:42:19,720 --> 01:42:24,600 mom's sisters lived literally down the street, and then one of them died and 1451 01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:27,760 so there was only you know, the one left. And he would always 1452 01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:31,000 tell me, hey, there's a porn store and they deliver. They have 1453 01:42:31,079 --> 01:42:34,279 a big sign that this delivery, and he goes they got this big logoed 1454 01:42:34,319 --> 01:42:38,159 up van and all this. So one day I call him, I go, 1455 01:42:38,239 --> 01:42:40,239 what are you doing? He's like, why, I said, go 1456 01:42:40,359 --> 01:42:44,239 near the window. I just I just had ann Irene send something from the 1457 01:42:44,319 --> 01:42:46,800 name of the store. He goes fucking running. He trips out the door. 1458 01:42:47,479 --> 01:42:51,199 He falls, grat and not laughing my ass right. But like those 1459 01:42:51,279 --> 01:42:55,720 kind of jokes are funny, Like if you could get somebody's on Thanksgiving Day, 1460 01:42:55,760 --> 01:42:59,640 if you could just get under somebody's skin and have their water and garbage 1461 01:42:59,760 --> 01:43:02,800 like like like that, that would be really really like dickish. But to 1462 01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:08,880 go to this length and you're gonna tell me anger management fixes that mental helmet, 1463 01:43:09,079 --> 01:43:11,560 I don't know. He's getting out of jail. That's all it is. 1464 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:13,800 There's gotta be more. But I don't think this works. I don't 1465 01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:16,119 think an anger management stuff can actually work. Maybe maybe I'm making it. 1466 01:43:16,159 --> 01:43:19,600 I get very many people ubering, you know, then you're just crossing, 1467 01:43:19,640 --> 01:43:24,079 and I'm like, the crosswalk is ten feet away? Is there really that? 1468 01:43:25,119 --> 01:43:30,119 Are you really? Uh? I yelled? A couple of weeks ago, 1469 01:43:30,279 --> 01:43:31,960 you had a guy the light was green, and he's just walking through 1470 01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:36,239 traffic. He's just waving and trying to direct traffic. You know, high 1471 01:43:36,279 --> 01:43:41,840 or drunk, I don't know. I go, the fuck is wrong with 1472 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:45,880 you somebody? And then if you hit him, you're in the fault because 1473 01:43:45,880 --> 01:43:49,840 it's fucking We went from walk and don't walk because and then so you had 1474 01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:54,640 a green guy and you hit a red hand and people still can't figure this 1475 01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:57,880 out. Very simple if you take care of all little things. Yeah, 1476 01:43:58,720 --> 01:44:00,800 there want to be so many big things. One of my buddies I saw 1477 01:44:00,920 --> 01:44:03,000 me. He goes, you're turning into a grumpy old man. I'm like, 1478 01:44:03,039 --> 01:44:08,680 you know what you deal what I see and you can see. What 1479 01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:11,760 age do you think you start becoming grumpy like a grumpy old man? Though? 1480 01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:14,920 You think fifty? Yeah, okay, According to a new study that 1481 01:44:15,000 --> 01:44:17,239 you're off, I'm off, yes, my racker, I'm not in a 1482 01:44:17,319 --> 01:44:21,039 racker. The average person starts to get more negative. Let's say that way. 1483 01:44:21,199 --> 01:44:24,720 What age do you think they start to get more negative, They're still 1484 01:44:24,720 --> 01:44:29,039 going to stay fifty I'll say fifty, okay, forty two, forty two? 1485 01:44:29,199 --> 01:44:32,279 Yeah, yeah, I mean there's a lot of I feel like more 1486 01:44:32,319 --> 01:44:38,720 people are optimistic these days. O. Boy, I don't. I don't 1487 01:44:39,359 --> 01:44:44,319 know. I can't agree that because everywhere I go, you're looking at prices 1488 01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,880 and I'm just like, oh god, this is this much? That much? 1489 01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:50,560 I'm like, well, inflation, and inflation is due, I think 1490 01:44:50,880 --> 01:44:55,199 mostly because gas prices. Yeah, I don't, you know, whether you 1491 01:44:55,279 --> 01:44:59,159 like Trump or not, gas was lower. Wasn't inflation because it runs the 1492 01:44:59,199 --> 01:45:02,000 world. Yeah, you got to have your crops. They're not working on 1493 01:45:02,119 --> 01:45:08,079 solar tractors. No, you have to get the craps done shipped to Wegmans 1494 01:45:08,119 --> 01:45:10,800 and you have to drive to it. Gas gas gas, you know, 1495 01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:13,880 and the truckers and everything. It's yeah, pretty simple. I don't know 1496 01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:17,479 why they're working. I don't know why can't be better. It just seems 1497 01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:20,560 unbelievable. It was just better four years ago. You didn't like the guy, 1498 01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:25,000 But gas prices are lower. We didn't have this inflation. Yeah, 1499 01:45:25,079 --> 01:45:29,760 I don't. I'm not sure the way economics work that it's that that it's 1500 01:45:29,800 --> 01:45:32,920 that simple. Because if you were to say that, and you're gonna hate 1501 01:45:32,960 --> 01:45:34,880 this, but this is a fact and you can go look it up. 1502 01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:41,079 Okay, Biden's put more jobs in with the Chips Act and that whole thing 1503 01:45:41,079 --> 01:45:44,159 that he built down in Syracuse that he came in for. That everybody was 1504 01:45:44,159 --> 01:45:48,119 outraged about the timing on, but that has actually those jobs. Jobs are 1505 01:45:48,239 --> 01:45:51,039 those jobs that people are going back to after COVID. No, these are 1506 01:45:51,079 --> 01:45:54,960 new jobs. There are new jobs with new companies that are being built around 1507 01:45:54,960 --> 01:45:57,880 the country and there, and there's a lot of them. So he's actually 1508 01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,800 helped in that. In that regard, I think that Joe Biden's made a 1509 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:05,159 lot of mistakes with his cabinet, and he's allowed himself to be pulled too 1510 01:46:05,159 --> 01:46:09,000 far to the left, and if he went to the right, I think 1511 01:46:09,039 --> 01:46:13,840 that there are many people within the the the other side of things. For 1512 01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:17,079 Cocopusk, I think people. I think people think that. But if I 1513 01:46:17,119 --> 01:46:20,760 were to tell you that within six months, a seventy nine year old man 1514 01:46:21,279 --> 01:46:25,680 which would be Trump, and an eighty two year old man have some kind 1515 01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:29,399 of grave illness, would you be surprised? No? No, And then 1516 01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:33,800 so I think that you've got those kind of problems there. I hear too 1517 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:40,600 much with Trump being just the lies that he tells from people within his own 1518 01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:42,840 cabinet who come back and go, why did you say that? And he's 1519 01:46:42,840 --> 01:46:45,199 like, it just sounded better. And I think that there's too many people 1520 01:46:45,199 --> 01:46:49,600 who think that he's he's nuts, Like they literally people within his cabinet have 1521 01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:53,880 written books that go, he's nuts, He's not what you want in there, 1522 01:46:54,399 --> 01:46:57,840 and he shouldn't. But we need to be more in the middle, 1523 01:46:57,920 --> 01:47:01,720 and we've gone too far in direction and that and that's that's like bad. 1524 01:47:01,840 --> 01:47:06,119 Somebody from the military run for president. Somebody younger. So what do you 1525 01:47:06,119 --> 01:47:10,800 have to be forty five years old to be president? Uh? Forty you? 1526 01:47:11,079 --> 01:47:14,399 I thought, yeah, forty two, somebody from the military. I 1527 01:47:14,399 --> 01:47:17,640 would like that little stricter, you know. No, I thought you could 1528 01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:21,199 be thirty five to be president. You think that might be governor? No, 1529 01:47:21,359 --> 01:47:24,920 I look it up. I'm gonna I'm gonna look it up right now. 1530 01:47:26,239 --> 01:47:29,920 I don't want to misquote that because I was thinking that I don't misquote 1531 01:47:29,960 --> 01:47:34,079 me. So I'm gonna go get Diva's dung and eadman. I think JFK 1532 01:47:34,479 --> 01:47:41,319 Junior massages. I was there with Robert Kraft awesome in Avon, and I 1533 01:47:41,359 --> 01:47:46,439 went to the double peacher driving with I'm gonna say, seven thirty five is 1534 01:47:46,479 --> 01:47:50,079 what I thought. Let's see, yeah, be at least thirty five years 1535 01:47:50,199 --> 01:47:53,920 thirty five years old, for US Constitution says the president must be a natural 1536 01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:55,800 born citizen. Un I say, it's be at least thirty five. That's 1537 01:47:55,920 --> 01:47:59,319 thought. That's it. Yeah, we have nobody who wants to be thirty 1538 01:47:59,319 --> 01:48:02,760 five thirty five and wants to be present now now without the without the money, 1539 01:48:03,279 --> 01:48:05,880 well, without the I mean, but here's the other here's the other 1540 01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:10,479 thing that you're gonna By the way, these these jobs don't pay that much, 1541 01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:15,920 but then they retire in their multi million jobs the Senate and the president 1542 01:48:15,920 --> 01:48:20,319 only plays three hundred and twenty thousand, right somewhere five thousand. Yeah, 1543 01:48:21,039 --> 01:48:24,840 yeah, so yeah, but you go and you write books, you're the 1544 01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:27,079 leader of the world. You've got you know, all this stuff. You're 1545 01:48:27,119 --> 01:48:29,960 still spend your money. Well, well, I don't think they say, 1546 01:48:30,319 --> 01:48:34,479 and you're done, and uh Eva Watson's website for such a massage with Mike 1547 01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:39,079 Crank And yeah, I guess the bank account kind of starts, right. 1548 01:48:39,520 --> 01:48:42,680 I think right now, I think Biden's got way more money than Trump does. 1549 01:48:42,840 --> 01:48:46,279 Yeah, to run that's the problem. I mean, you're gonna this 1550 01:48:46,319 --> 01:48:49,720 will be an interesting thing. Somebody sent me something today. They get ready, 1551 01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:53,000 the power is gonna go out, and I hope you got enough food. 1552 01:48:53,039 --> 01:48:55,840 I go, what are you talking about? What are you? What 1553 01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:59,319 are you talking about? The power's gonna go Yeah. The prices of everything 1554 01:48:59,359 --> 01:49:01,880 is just it's just crazy. No, they're saying they they sent me a 1555 01:49:01,880 --> 01:49:06,039 thing going, uh, the ship's about to hit the fan. So I 1556 01:49:06,079 --> 01:49:10,079 had just posted something online. I go, what do you? What are 1557 01:49:10,119 --> 01:49:13,319 you? What are you referring to? And they're like, oh, it's 1558 01:49:13,359 --> 01:49:16,079 not that's not really Biden up there. It's somebody in a mask and the 1559 01:49:16,239 --> 01:49:19,079 power is about to go out. I hope you got enough food to last. 1560 01:49:19,159 --> 01:49:21,560 And I'm like, oh my god, we were worried about Trump. 1561 01:49:21,640 --> 01:49:26,000 We jumped way of Yeah, I go off the deep end. Yes, 1562 01:49:26,079 --> 01:49:29,439 we jumped way way off. I'll tell you what, you better start watching 1563 01:49:29,479 --> 01:49:31,600 Little House in the Prairie. You know how to crap your own feet, 1564 01:49:31,680 --> 01:49:35,720 Uh, crap your own food. We'll get that litter box because the water 1565 01:49:35,840 --> 01:49:40,680 is going to be turned out and you can't take it. Beep and Winner's 1566 01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:45,039 coming. The world is my urinal I I don't I know I just stick 1567 01:49:45,079 --> 01:49:47,039 it through the fence. Yeah, right through that. I don't this would 1568 01:49:47,119 --> 01:49:50,119 destroy the fence, right. I don't think we're in uh. I don't 1569 01:49:50,119 --> 01:49:53,720 think it's going to be that bad. No, no, And I'm not 1570 01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:57,479 sure who will becomes president. Well, I think that some people get very 1571 01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,159 concerned with Trump because right now, well, there was going to be no 1572 01:50:01,119 --> 01:50:05,399 the founding fathers wanted no branch of government. He wanted separate three to be 1573 01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:10,920 greater than any other. Right, so there were terms. He wants to 1574 01:50:11,039 --> 01:50:14,720 change that and has ways to try to do that and has said it. 1575 01:50:15,039 --> 01:50:16,720 And so I think that scares a lot of people because then it would be 1576 01:50:16,720 --> 01:50:21,239 president for life instead of instead of a democracy the way we have it, 1577 01:50:21,399 --> 01:50:27,760 according to things he said in speeches. That's all. So I don't know, 1578 01:50:27,960 --> 01:50:30,640 you know, I guess we'll find out. Yeah, I mean, 1579 01:50:30,760 --> 01:50:34,560 we'll see. Here's the problem when you have when you have something like this, 1580 01:50:35,239 --> 01:50:41,399 it'll be and this is my prediction, the lowest turnout in the history 1581 01:50:41,439 --> 01:50:45,359 of the United States for a presidential election if these two guys come yet. 1582 01:50:45,399 --> 01:50:49,560 Yeah, yep, because I think you're going to have somewhere better tell all 1583 01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:53,439 those people in their tents in San Francisco to go vote. I think you're 1584 01:50:53,439 --> 01:50:57,520 going to have somewhere around. I wouldn't be surprised if you. I don't 1585 01:50:57,560 --> 01:51:00,680 know. I'm thinking hundreds of millions will not vote, and they'll just be 1586 01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:04,439 so opposed to both of them, yes, so that they won't vote right, 1587 01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:09,479 and that that's what happens traditionally, historically, while those who watch the 1588 01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:12,680 stats of these things, that's what happens. So if that's the case in 1589 01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:16,560 this one, then whoever can persuade just two million of these non voters will 1590 01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:20,199 probably win the election. That's going to require money. Diva Brown should get 1591 01:51:20,199 --> 01:51:25,199 on the ballot. You know, rock out with your cock out twenty twenty 1592 01:51:25,239 --> 01:51:30,760 four. It could happen. Why don't have partly move in one of these 1593 01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:35,560 spaces around you? There is a massage parlor where there's a legit like to 1594 01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:40,920 physical therapy. Why do want physical therapy? Oh well, we don't do 1595 01:51:40,960 --> 01:51:45,199 that. BackRub, listen to your podcast. Go to the other side of 1596 01:51:45,199 --> 01:51:49,760 the tracks and do that. Buddy. Yeah, how's your leg? My 1597 01:51:49,880 --> 01:51:54,880 middle leg is really stiff and I gotta work out the kings. I'm gonna 1598 01:51:54,880 --> 01:52:00,239 go do comedy this Nudas County I'm she really wants this to happen. That's 1599 01:52:00,239 --> 01:52:01,560 it? Is it cold? I don't have to get naked. I might 1600 01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:03,600 just wear shorts. Maybe I'll get up there naked. I don't know. 1601 01:52:03,640 --> 01:52:06,439 I probably wouldn't. But then again, there are no cameras. No, 1602 01:52:08,239 --> 01:52:11,159 that's true, so cameras, but this is not one you can put on 1603 01:52:11,239 --> 01:52:13,920 your joke about porn. I'm thinking, Wow, if I joke about porn, 1604 01:52:13,920 --> 01:52:15,800 all of a sudden, I think of Ginger Lynn and I start getting 1605 01:52:15,800 --> 01:52:17,720 as stiffy. I'm like, well, is this boring? Just the thought 1606 01:52:17,800 --> 01:52:20,119 of Ginger Linnen? What else am I going to think about? What I'm 1607 01:52:20,119 --> 01:52:24,000 over? Any? I mean, I see day Long. You know you're 1608 01:52:24,079 --> 01:52:27,640 the Fairport Wegman's. There's some hotty Domani's out there that already got that big 1609 01:52:27,720 --> 01:52:30,840 ring. But I know Dan's not at home because he's out making Money's right? 1610 01:52:30,840 --> 01:52:38,119 How do you pay for that ring? Baby? Absolutely? Oh yo? 1611 01:52:38,479 --> 01:52:45,279 Yeah, Dougie fresh Tomorrow mom a medium for one on one. She 1612 01:52:45,399 --> 01:52:51,039 had her own show. Who has it better than us? Baby? Nobody? 1613 01:52:51,119 --> 01:52:56,800 It's right, I s because doug was having a bad day. For 1614 01:52:56,920 --> 01:53:15,800 Dougie fresh Man, I'm Phil Moran. I'll see tomorrow spend HM