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Welcome back, art lovers to Midnight
Viewing The Night Gallery podcast, where we

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discuss Night Gallery Ron Serling's follow up
to the Twilight Zone. I'm Father Malone

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in with me. Here in the
gallery are the culture casts. Chris Statue.

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There Aren't anymore McBain's are you sure? Also Johnny the Projection bows Mike

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Away, I'm so into witchcraft on
this episode. I think everyone's into witchcraft

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in this episode and the episode What
Is Episode Season two, episode number twenty.

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This aired on February the sixteenth,
nineteen seventy two, and was split

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into two segments. Those are I'll
Never Leave You Ever and there Aren't Anymore

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mcveains. Our opening kickoff is deep
into the end zone of the moors where

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hounds bay and which is fly brooms, and the belief in the supernatural is

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as natural as breathing or not breathing. We call this item I'll Never Leave

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You Ever. I'll Never Leave You
Ever? Written by Jack Laird from a

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short story by Renee Morris, and
was directed by Daniel Holler. It stars

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Lois Nettleton, Royal Dano and John
Saxon. It also starts Peggy Weber as

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the Old Crone. She was also
in the Different Ones, that one where

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Dana Andrews shot his kid into space. She was the operator who talks him

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into shooting his kid into space.
This one's a love triangle in eighteenth century

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England, Wales. Who can tell
Thank God a Saxon as present to sort

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it out. This one's about a
young wife who's plotting her elderly husband's death

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so she can be with John Saxon, and who can blame her? What

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did you think of this, Mike? I thought there were some very effective

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moments. I love Royal Dano or
Dano. I'm not sure is he related

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to Paul Dano or Dano? Good
question. I never love Dano. I

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heard somebody else Dano, and I
like crept into my brain that I was

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doing it wrong. But I think
it's Dano. I think they said that

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in the opening when they said tonight's
guest stars, I think they said Dano.

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And then I want to say that
Paul Dano also pronounces his name incorrectly,

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You idiot, that's how you say
your name. I thought there were

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some very effective moments. I love
a good voodoo doll. Even though this

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is not kind of a voodoo doll, it's pretty much a voodoo doll,

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and all the stuff that happens with
it, it is pretty freaking amazing.

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I really love to hear Royal Dano
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and then yeah, it's great John
Saxon comes in at the beginning, he's

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there, he disappears for a long
long time, to the point where I

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wrote in my notes was that John
Saxon in this episode. But otherwise I

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had a good time with it.
I watched it three times and it's not

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bad. It's just I think watching
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and third mistake. Yeah, again, trying to do ones due diligence here

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and focus on other things, I
guess, but it's just weird. I

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don't know. I think for me, the issue was I feel like I've

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seen this story before in this show, and it didn't need half of the

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episode to tell this story. And
yeah, like you've mentioned, Mike,

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there are clearly some kind of fun
little gags that they use the freshwood doll

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that can't be burned over whatever the
hell's going on in half of this with

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that little wooden doll. But similarly
to other episode segments of this show that

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we've talked about, sometimes they just
push the gag and push the gag and

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pushed the gag and they just keep
going, and it's like, maybe instead

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of doing it that fourth and fifth
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then we cut ten minutes out and
we can have another segment that's a little

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interstitial, a little palate cleans there. But even then it's like they don't

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even do the palate cleansers anymore,
because the palate cleansers those blackouts are now

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just blown up into full feature linked
segments. It's like, whoa, guys,

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that did work? That did work? Why we deviated from it?

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Because every segment now feels like it's
expansive and they're telling this like whole thing

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with all these moving parts, like
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and I know that's Twilight Zone,
but they were using a similar format

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here. I did not like this
one. I think this is the worst

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directed episode in the entire series.
The whole thing was really murky. There's

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a lot of silhouettes going on which
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to be that this felt familiar,
Chris, not necessarily from this series,

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but it definitely felt like a Tales
from the Crypt episode. I like that

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what's described as this horrible old man
turns out to be just this devoted,

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invalid this character at the lead character
like really horr horrible. Let me come

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comb your hair, come over here
and let me comb your hair. I

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hate you, you fucking piece of
shit. Like whoa like? I guess

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maybe this has been going on for
a long time. I guess is what

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we're supposed to believe is that she's
at the end of her rope because she

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just has to take care of her
husband till death do they part, which

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is what I thought the fucking term
was here, and till death seems very

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very soon. The problem here is
that he's lingering. He can't linger that

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long. Why does she have to
enact anything? It just doesn't make sense.

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John Saxon says this to her at
the end, like why did you

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do this? You could have just
waited like a week. Maybe you just

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take him. You push him in
front of that open window. You leave

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the open window wide open exactly for
her to get the flu, and that's

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it. You just go push him
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At the end of the episode segment, I had a real hard time figuring

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out what was going in that room
after she so what she puts them in

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the bag? She sets them on
fire, yes, then she throws them.

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Does she put them in water to
put them out? He just like

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jumps out of the fire. It
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And that's it. That's right.
This doll has self preservation. Yea?

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Is it mimicking him? Is it
mimicking him too? Is if it's an

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avatar for him? Can he?
Is he flailing around on the bed?

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Well? Never know, they're not
cuting between them to show us any correlation

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between the two. They explain no
rules here with their Welsh voodoo doll.

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It's got to be whales. John
Saxon's character's name's Yanto. That okay.

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So we've got a Wells voodoo doll
without any clear parameters of how it's supposed

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to behave and and it's self preserving, which could have been interesting if like

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she had to chase that doll around
in order to kill it, like just

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trying to her husband, like a
reverse on Trilogy of Terror. Yes,

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I was totally thinking of the Zuni
fetish doll. It could have been great.

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Also, there's I'm jumping around,
but there's an out of nowhere inner

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monologue late in this episode that suddenly
we were in dune like we wants the

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doll is animate and running around.
We get her inner thoughts and it's the

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first time ever. Okay, she
goes to get the doll because she wants

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to kill her husband. The doll
poses no danger to her, she can't.

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She finds herself unable to burn the
doll, which her method is to

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just put it on the rocks in
the fireplace. She never actually puts it

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into the flames. And if that's
hurting it, okay, I get it

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that. It's new woods, so
it's not going to burn right away,

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but like, how about crack the
head off of it? She doesn't try

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anything. She goes and throws it
into a swamp. Where's the axe?

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Get the ax? Yeah? And
then that's my thing is when she throws

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it into the swamp, does the
room become a swamp? Is that what's

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happening? Is his bedroom suddenly a
swamp? Yes? I think so.

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But that's weird. What is going
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Like you mentioned it, father Blalan, Like I had a hard time following

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what was going on because it's just
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How far does that doll need to
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at her? It? Does it
five times? There is five separate shots

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of this little doll turning its head. I will say the likeness of Royal

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Dana was pretty good on that tiny
carving like that was definitely him. I

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also like the very nineteen seventies diamond
lens flares part of this director's choices here

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in the episode. Also when she's
running, when our lead is running through

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the forests, they use every sound
effect in their animal. It's as if

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they just went down the line pushing
the buttons on every recording. It was

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maddening. Is there any suspense here
and there? By the way at the

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end where she's looking for Yanta,
is anyone in the audience convinced she's going

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to find him, that he's going
to be standing in that forest waiting for

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her, and that it's not going
to be her dead husband? Yeah,

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and I agree. They definitely were
using those sheep sound effects. Quite a

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bad man. Also apparently the price
of if you were going to write up

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a receipt for the transaction, it
would read death of elderly husband by black

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magic. Total two spring lambs.
Who knew it was that easy? I

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love that character. The Witch character
is my favorite character in the entire episode

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segment because she's just like, you
stupid lady. Oh my god, that's

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a tongue action she's pushing. Then
did the Princess Bride show up? That

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was like, was that going on? Was Billy Crystal in the bad?

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It's just it was like overacted and
this ostensibly everything else was meant to be

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serious, and it's like this weird
just like I don't know which of the

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woods. That's a very specific trophy
kind of character in this kind of stuff.

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And boy, it's just like right
within that wheelhouse, they're not doing

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anything. They're not doing anything to
break any molds here, like at all.

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It's very rope. By the way. Okay, so I mentioned she

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doesn't try to destroy the doll other
than fire, but she gets the doll

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home, she puts it into this
sack and he starts. Royal Dana starts

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screaming from the other room that he's
now blind, to show the audience the

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correlation between the doll and Royal Dana. Two things. When she goes into

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the room to check on him,
his eyes are closed and he keeps saying

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I can't see, And all I
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Man. Then the other thing is
so now the wife has figured out that

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what happens to the doll happens to
him, and her immediate reaction is I'll

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put this in the fire. Jesus
Christ. It's the most cold blooded thing

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ever. She does not get the
come up and she deserves in the end

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of this, she should have burned
right. Oh my god, I feel

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terrible saying that. But something,
something, something that would have been deserving

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of the way she treated her like
invalid husband. Yeah, man, I

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don't know. John Saxon to the
rescue, please, He's just not given

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enough to do. It looked like
he looked I was a David Banner.

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He looked like watch You Magiggie from
the last episode, the Bruce Bixby character

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with an equally terrible looking fake.
I would rather watch that a thousand times

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and watch this again. Our next
painting tell us the story of a young

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man whose major in school is philosophy, but whose extracurriculum labor is take him

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into the area of black magic.
And for this you don't get a degree.

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But the commencement ceremony is a guess. See for yourself, as we

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offer you. There aren't any more
mcbains. There aren't any morm mcbains.

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This one was written by Alvin T. Sappinsley from a short story called by

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One, by Two and by Three
by Stephen Hall, and this one was

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directed by John Newland. It stars
Joel Gray, Howard Duff, Daryl Larson,

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Barry Higgins and Luke. We're gonna
have company. Look, we've had

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a slew of mugging, mealy mouth
face pulling, really bad actors playing delivery

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men this season. But here's Mark
Hamill to save the day and redeem it

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because it's a really fun scene and
he's good in it. This is the

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story. This is the story of
grad students and ancient family secrets that finds

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Joel Gray and leishing a demon that
stubbornly won't go away until all of his

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friends are dead. They tend to
do that, which I think of this

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one, Chris. I love the
line see you Francis such a great fucking

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line. What's your name Francis Princess? Yeah, Luke, I mean Mark

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Hamill. Look, Joel Gray is
great, but Mark Hamill in that scene

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looking mighty good too. Again,
like just like babyfaced Mark Hamill, Like

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I don't know that that kind of
weird Memento in time aside, these rev

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Avenge episodes all feel of a piece, right. This feels like that the

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one where the guy's head is in
the wall at the end. It's the

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same thing of just don't you see
where this is going? Don't you get

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it? At This kind of feels
of a piece of all these. Be

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careful what you wished for, because
the monster you unleash may come back to

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just kill you instead. What year? What is this supposed to be set

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in? Because at first I was
thinking that they were going to do the

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old twenty three skedoo and have some
like raccoon skin coats and like little pennants

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and stuff, and then it seems
to be jolly old England. Then it

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seems to be back in the twenty
set. I'm like, when is this?

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It's so overwritten and the dialogue is
so from a book and not rewritten

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for human mouths. So I had
to write this line down. The object

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of my mild regard lives not to
see the dawn. It's a character named

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mister Standish in this story. Okay, that's you Joel Gray, who's doing

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his best Billy Moomeey impersonation. He
looks like Billy Moomey in this for some

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reason, really did Joel Gray.
I love the guy, but he just

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was He was just mugging and chewing
the scenery, like pretty much everybody in

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this episode. I didn't get that
his two friends were dying because he unleashed

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the demon. I thought it would
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And his uncle comes in, He's
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and I'm like, wait, they
offered that that was so weird. I

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this episode did not hold together for
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it was great. Wait really,
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a good time with this one,
beginning then starting with the painting Tom Writ's

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painting that magician looking fellow. If
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of that guy, you're ninety percent
of the way towards the industrial light and

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magic original logo. I thought.
I think I like stories like this.

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I think is as far as the
revenge in Night Gallery, this one goes

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right back to Portifoy with the cemetery. It's the same story except except Roddy

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mcdowald is the hero of this one. I think stories like this and like

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lot two forty nine from Tales from
the Dark Side for teaching me the value

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of lesson that if your college roommates
starts chanting in an arcane language, you

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should leave town. Because it seems
to happen a lot. Here's a trope

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that or is this a trope?
I'm wondering, drinking jovially to your disinheritance?

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Is that a thing? I feel
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This story feels very similar to something
that we watch with the Twilight Zone and

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eighty five stuff. This whole what
was it Like We're gonna get together and

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we're gonna do evil or something,
and it was just a bunch of like

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college yahoos and they're just yeah,
they're toasting to how well yeah, yes,

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and then they're like the ghosts starts
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the ones that aren't able to be
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I think this would have worked better
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period that that was setting, or
if the other two characters were characters,

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because it's Joel Gray, his uncle, and then two guys who were just

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kind of replaceable. I'm like,
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one guy, the donny most looking
guy. I was just like, wait,

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is he Mark Hamill? No,
that's not Mark. And then Mark

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Hamill shows up and I was like, Okay, that's cool. And then

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the guy shows up again. I'm
like, some Mark Hamill, No that's

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not Mark Hamill. I believe that
guy's name is Daryl Larson, and I

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liked him a lot. That whole
chase sequence. It had problems because he

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would get chased into an inescapable position
and then they would just cut to the

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exterior and he would just walk out
and then find his way to another inescapable

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position. That was lame, but
the chase itself that this hell hound chasing

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him with the glowing right eyes.
They did something really cool, which is

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the lights wouldn't go off when the
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and I thought that was really effective. In fact, I think the

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entire chase was actually guinely scary,
particularly when it has him cornered in the

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basement and it breaks the window and
suddenly it has human, not human but

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basically human hands and it rips those
bars open. I thought that was really

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terrifying. Agreed one hundred percent.
That's the most effective part of the episode

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segment for me is that scene because
I did not expect it to have hands,

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and all of a sudden it has
hands. And it's again like that

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the amorphous creature presents opportunities to do
interesting things, and they were just like,

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oh, now it's a hulking mass
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And then later it's I guess like
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Yeah, they don't explain why it
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this is the force that Joel Gray
has unleashed and it's killing everyone dear to

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him, now his family, and
he calls them early on, but he

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says, I called it back at
the last minute. Oh well, that

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was very convenient that you called them
back right at the moment when he was

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about to come into that room.
How about a visual effect to or a

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sound effect to clew us in that
the monster has been recalled instead of just

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the guy waking up the next day. Anyway, that's that's nippicking, I

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guess. I did like when they
find the uncle's corpse. It was two

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characters who are already involved in the
show. Remember the Broach episode with Sondra

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Locke where they suddenly have these two
wacky English old men who find look at

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what we have come? No,
that thing, like, what the hell

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was that? This felt much more
mechanic, so made me appreciate it a

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little bit more. This was a
mediocre episode overall. Oh, how dare

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you? This was fun? Hell
I'm talking about like the episode. Oh,

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I'm talking about the episode overall,
both segments together. Yeah, this

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segment's better than the first one.
I think. If I'm going to do

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a hell Hound, I wanted to
be Tom Scarett. You can't always get

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him, is the thing? All
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our next episode and we'll be right
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this one here, unabashed and unashamed, I submit to you as a dandy.

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It dees into an ancient funeral rite
having to do with a personage called

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a sin eater, one who attends
awake and partakes of the funeral food,

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and in the process digests all the
transgressions of the deceased, so that he

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departs the earth a much cleaner and
sweeter little item, proving that we've become

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a bit more sophisticated in our tribal
rites, but we are much the poorer

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for our twentieth century chromium intellect.
You might agree with me after you've seen

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Sins of the Fathers offered to you
now an item having to do with labor

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and management. An employment office where
is offered a collection of potential employees whose

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skills are unique for in addition to
their loyalty, industriousness, punctuality, and

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impeccable cleanliness, they also run at
least one hundred thousand miles without a lube

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and an oil change. It's no
wonder we call this when you can't get

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help like that anymore? That's right. On the next midnight viewing, we'll

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be taking a look at season two, episode twenty one that's broken into two

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segments, the Sins of the father
and you Can't get help like that anymore

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Midnight Viewing. The Night Gallery podcast
is a proud member of the weirding Way

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Media group and the theme song was
composed by h B. I want to

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thank you all for joining us before
we sign off, Chris Dashio, where

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can people find you other than the
aforementioned weirding Way? What are you working

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on? Lots of stuff with both
of y'all. We're going to be starting

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a new project here pretty quick,
but did a culture cast and all the

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other things. Barney Miller, Colombo, weirding Way Media. Yeah yeah,

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Mike, what about you? Anywhere
else you can be found. I was

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just about to read a wonderful review
that I got today for a little podcast

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that I do called The Projection Boosh, and I thought you guys might appreciate

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this. Let's see here. This
is real, folks. We don't know

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this ahead of time. This is
gonna be a legit reaction, and I'm

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expecting something good. The Projection Booth
Podcast, Raiders, story meetings. Whoever

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plays George Lucas needs settled down.
The editing needs to be better. You

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can hear two sentences by the same
person overlapping two stars. Settle down.

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I would love for the person who
wrote that comment to read thirty pages of

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George Lucas talking and then kindly from
me to you, go fuck yourself.

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As for me, you can find
me at the I do a show called

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The Noise John Ki's It's a music
podcast I do with HP, the aforementioned

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HP and Mondo, Heather's Heather and
Drain. And you find some of the

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visual stuff I do over at Fathermalone
dot com. Well that's it. The

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gallery is now closed.

