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Caalaroga Shark Media Mappy Easter. I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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I thought i'd try something new today. Since it's Easter, with people on

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holiday mode, the numbers will be
down a little bit, so I'm like,

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all right, this will be a
fun day to try something different.

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It's festival seasoned down in Australia.
The Melbourne Festival will just starting to get

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in a full swing and then the
Sydney Festival will follow that up. The

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Australian ABC asked a bunch of comedians
what other comedians they were into. So

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what today is going to be is
me rattling off comedians. I'd be stunned

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if you've heard of anybody I mentioned
today. Of the entire list, there

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was only one comedian on the entire
list that I was familiar with. So

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this is educational for me. I've
pulled a lot of clips, so it's

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going to be me talking, then
say a minute from everybody. I thought

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it might be interesting to learn about
some new comedians. A couple observations as

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I put this together. So many
comedians with Hey I'm from insert town you

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never heard of. Hey I'm from
scalawawrogu. Have you guys heard of it?

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They all do that same joke.
It's very strange, and then they

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either slam Melbourne or Sydney. Also, as I pull these clips, I

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want to be fair to the comics. I'm pulling a minute or so and

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usually their first minute. So if
you're listening to this podcast, do you

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understand how comedy works and things ebb
and flow, So it might not be

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a fair representation of their work.
But I also don't want to play,

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you know, thirty minute clips from
people. Mel Buddle was working as a

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high school teacher in Brisbane when she
made it to the Raw Comedy National Final

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in two thousand and eight. She
was twenty sixteen. She didn't win,

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but she said it fell at Christmas. I had my first flat white and

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ate at Pellegreenies. I was completely
swept up in the magic of the comedy

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Festival. I couldn't believe my eyes. It blew me away. Little o

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Me a mere mortal was in the
same sushi shop as David o'dherty. Here

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is mel Buddle at the Melbourne Comedy
Festival. Note the local humor and wow,

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wait this is nice. Nice to
be here. Isn't it. Because

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I live in a place called Ipswich
in Queensland, so whoo yes, And

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it's nice to be somewhere nice.
If you haven't been to Whipswitch in Queensland,

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it's a little bit of a bit
polv right, it's a bit of

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a rat hole, like I don't
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Let's just I don't know. We'll
say Sydney for now. There's no there's

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no purebred dogs. You know those
suburbs where everything's a Staffie cross, Staffy

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goss Kelpie staffa goss border Collie and
I Staffy goss laborat or some of the

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kids are Staffy cross. There's no
purebred dogs. We can't afford them.

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And if you do see one,
it's a German shepherd. That's a police

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dog. Out of the way.
Ah. That was Melbutle, who says

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I really love brownwind Cuss. Whenever
she's available, I ask her to open

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for me. She's dry as a
bone with a deadpan delivery that really allows

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her brilliant joke writing to shine through. She has a joke about Tina Or

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that makes me chuckle on myself on
a weekly basis. Here is that joke

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from the Melbourne Comedy Festival twenty twenty
three. All right, I'll go first.

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I guess I think you've got to
be careful what you say to people,

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right, Like some stuff, some
stuff really sticks. Yeah, Like

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for me, when I was fifteen, someone said to me, she said,

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hey, you know Tina Arena.
I said, yeah, I know,

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Tina Arena. She said, well
Tina not even her real name.

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Her real name Pena, Pena Arena. If anyone out there is waiting for

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a punchline, it's Peena Arena.
Reese Nicholson says, in terms of a

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lovely schmorgasboard of new babies, I
feel professionally threatened by Melbourne International Comedy Festival's

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Comedy Zone is always a sure thing. Here's Reese Nicholson at the Sydney Comedy

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Festival. It is so genuinely nice
to be like out and about doing things

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again, like because remember at the
beginning of everything a few years ago,

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and let's not talk about it,
but like at the beginning of everything,

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i'd friends when the lockdown started,
I'd friends that really used that time.

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I don't think I've ever used time
like I'd friends that like you know,

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you got really fit during the lockdowns, transformed their bodies. Me. No,

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I've been in a relationship with the
same man for over a decade.

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At the beginning of the pandemic,
we locked the doors and we started drinking

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like it was jonestown, Like I
oh, I've never given up with such

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a band and in my entire life, like what a thrill. I reckon

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for six to nine months. So
the closest we came to any kind of

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exercise was we once tried to have
sex under a weighted blanket, and it's

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the least anxious I've been during sex. An agent recent Joris is Luca Miller

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and says I wouldn't really call him
an up and coming anymore, but Luca

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Miller always needs more attention. His
show this year has a wonderfully Bonker's conceit.

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He's a good boy. Here is
Luca Miller. He did everyone have

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a good Christmas? It's pretty deep
into the year for that question, for

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sure. Middle of April, I
had a great Christmas. I went back

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to the town that I grew up
in. I grew up in regional Victoria,

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a town called a Chuka. Do
you guys know a Chuka. Yes,

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yes, yes, that's good.
People always have some connection to it.

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A few weeks ago go I was
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was like, what did you do
there? He goes, I've played paintball

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and I don't know anyone knows,
but quite a good thing happened at the

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paintball place in a Shuga a few
years ago. So I was like,

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cool, man, when was that
when it was a paintball He's like,

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oh, maybe about five years ago. I'm like, that's good. And

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it makes sense because three years ago
the guy who ran the paintball place and

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a chooka went to jail for selling
math and he said, yeah, when

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I was there, he tried to
sell me math. Beautiful town, most

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intense payball games in the state.
Nina Oyama says, I love being asked

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for recommendations because there are so many
great up and coming comedians who deserve your

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attention and money. Now here's Nina. As I listen to, I'll tell

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you what I think afterwards. Hey, hey guys, oh my god,

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I didn't expect so much supplause.
This is really cool. Yeah, it's

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really cool. I love I love
Sydney, I love living here. But

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Before I moved to Sydney, I
lived in Bathist. Has anyone heard of

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Bathist? All right? Yeah,
Bathist is Like it's like famous for the

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car racing, you know, like
the Bathist one thousand races, and less

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famous for like the Bathist one thousand
racists. But oh, I'm half Asian,

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by the way, Like that's why
my face is weird. Yeah,

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my dad's Japanese. So he flew
hey blue here and then I agree here,

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taut looks I didn't want to poison
your brain there. I feel like

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she's reciting her material rather than performing
it. I'm not a performer. I

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feel like she's memorial Obviously everyone's memorized
their act, but for example, I'm

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working off my coworker of mine used
to call it script helper. I'm not

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totally reading to you. I'm looking
at the words and I'm trying to talk

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them. I feel like she has
memorized everything and is just reciting it,

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if that makes sense me. And
it's all the ABC. It's an incredible

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feeling to witness a new comedian's rise
to fame, and an even better feeling

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when he gets a smugly say I
saw them back at twenty twenty four when

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they performed at a venue that's used
as a carpet store room for the other

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eleven months of the year. I
do that, Guilty, Guilty. This

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is more common than you think,
and to their credit, carpet roots do

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make surprisingly good settings for comedy.
Anyway, take a punt on any of

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these shows. They are well worth
your while and many are in actual proper

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venues. You've heard me say this
before about comedy fests, like if you

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want to see Chris Rock, Chris
Rock's great, you can also see Chris

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Rock on Netflix. Go see Somebody
Haven't heard of? She recommends. Alexandra

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Hudson. I like this clip a
lot from the Melbourne Comedy Festival. A

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little bit about me. I was
born Sandwich between my brother and my sister,

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so each year on our birthday,
I call and thank them for the

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brain damage. You can laugh,
they're not here, Yeah, so that'd

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make me crip lead. People always
ask me what it's like being a triplet,

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but honestly, I've got more in
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grandmother then I do my fellow triplets, because me and my grandmother we show

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a lot of the same ailments like
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She uses a walker. I used
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me around on her walker when I
can't be bothered walking anymore. Yeah,

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we have a really great thing going. We sit back all everyone in our

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family does everything for us. Next
up we have Zoe comes More. Here

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she is at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. And what I like is she comes

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right out and starts, no work
in the audience, just grabs the make

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boom and we're in. So you
know, when you're on magic mushrooms,

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you know he knows, and yeah
he knows, and you know that thing,

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right, that thing that happens.
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mushrooms at like eight forty five and
then four and a half hours later it's

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eight forty six. What's up with
that? That's what twenty twenty was like.

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My girlfriend and I moved to Melbourne
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It's weird because we've lived in Sydney
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lived in Melbourne longer. So weird. Yes, I did, it's a

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girlfriend. I am a lesbian.
Best to clarify that early. It can

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be confusing, can't it? Like? Is she lesbian or just from the

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country boat? Hey? Double?
Where me? I am very high up

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in my coven. Will Zoe recommends
Lou Wall. Lou's been doing great stuff

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for years and their show this year
is the wrongest list of life affirming,

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dumb stuff you never know you needed, delivered via internet memes and musical comedy

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by an eight foot talk queer comic
from Kuma. What morek could you want?

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Also? I directed that one,
so don't let it put you off.

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Unfortunately there is no clip of Lou
Wall available, but the show's called

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The bisexuals Lament and it'll be at
the Melbourne, Brisbane and Sydney Comedy Festivals.

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It's next guy. I like a
lot. I did make an edit

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here because of an F bomb,
but boy he's got presence. This is

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Dilbrook Jaya Sinna. I believe,
I hope I got that right. It's

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truly nice to be back back on
stage, back in Melbourne. I actually,

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I actually one of the few people
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be back in Australia because I'm one
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Yeah, I just got in from
Perth and it's just nice to be back

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on home soil two years of a
pandemic. Two years ago. I was

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the last sort of international flight I
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to go into a jungle for the
TV show I'm a celebrity, Get me

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out of here. But when I
went in, they were going to change

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the name too. Is he a
celebrity? Should he be here? I

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had a small profile, right,
and of course they start kicking people off

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the show, and the bigger the
profile you have, the longer you stay

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because the audience picks up the phone
votes for the people they like. Right

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now, I still knew that I
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the end, and that's not arrogance. I just know how the game works

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because it's voted by the Aussie public
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Haha. You think people from India, Schulankan, pakistan A voting for

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Randa Birch. It's like that meme
you know, Carol's by candlelight curries by

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candlelight Steel. Rox says, there
are two bronze that I'm in awe of

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bron Lewis has only been doing comedy
for a handful of years, but her

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command of the stage and skills and
make you think she's a seasoned veteran who's

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been doing stand up for decades.
And the joke writing in Bronwin Cuss,

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a show last year, made my
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We heard braun Win Cuss earlier.
Here's bron Lewis at the Melbourne Festival in

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twenty twenty three. A lot of
buzz on her and she is the one

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comic I had heard of before I
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out a short phrase of her material
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Hello, Hello God, it's good
to be out. I am living

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with a blunke at the moment who
doesn't speak English. I know this is

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very unpopular to say, but it's
really annoying. I mean, he has

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only just turned two. You've been
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I similate you, baby. You
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speak English. We are we trying
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know to survive, you know,
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He's a beautiful baby. We love
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him to survive because we don't want
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are. We're teaching where to survive, like food. When he's hungry,

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he says food, great, nailed
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to teach him how to say water. It's having a hard time with that

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one. Because we pronounce it water, he pronounces it puta. That's a

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bit funny because the cultured people in
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Spanish means whore. Love it back
in a second. Will Anderson up next.

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This is a Greek clip. I
had to make several edits for the

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f bombs, but hopefully you get
the gist here. Love this clip.

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I tried not to get mad at
the Americans for making stuff up about our

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country, because, let's be honest, I also make up stuff about our

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country, particularly when I'm overseas,
because people think I'm an expert in Australia

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just because I'm from here. But
you don't know everything about here just because

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you're from here and they want to
know about stuff it's not my area of

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expertise. They don't ask me about
the dark Knight trilogy. They asked me

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about like Koalas. I'm like,
well, I can tell you about doctor

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who. They're like, no,
Koalas, that's all they want to know.

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And I've been spreading misinformation because I
didn't really I wasn't an expert,

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and I just was passing on what
i'd heard. And I'd heard this is

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my favorite thing I'd heard about Koala's
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a day. And the reason they
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is you canalypt as leaves. I
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for the remaining hours. But the
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you calypt as leves get them high. And I was like, I love

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Koala's high half. I was like, that is the best evolutionary choice of

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all time. One day, one
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hey, Bill, you know what, after our next nap, get

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out of the tree and get some
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work more during the day. And
Bill's like, We've made our choice,

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mate. We've sleep fight in to
twenty two hours and then we get high

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and we hang out in a tree
and we'll like, oh my god,

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I'm fluffy. Why are you making
trouble? Mike? Why are you I

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failing this? Will says I think
of all the shows I saw last year's

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Melbourne, Bronwin Cuss was my favorite. Right, that's the third time Bronwin's

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been mentioned. Such a relaxed style
and great jokes. Lou Wall is definitely

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a new favorite. Their Facebook marketplace
piece is genius and I'm looking forward to

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seeing a whole hour of them.
Tom Walker has been around for a while

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now, but still one of the
most inventive and surprising comedians on the scene.

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I think Prue Blake is definitely someone
to watch, great smart jokes in

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a dry delivery. Here's Prue at
Melbourne. I've been thinking a lot about

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friendship recently. Friendship it's meant to
be the thing that makes your life better,

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right, But for me, it's
just been very hard and difficult to

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maintain. And like, I know, like I was never the popular girl

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in school. I was never that
hot girl, you know, the girl

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that kind of like marched to the
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wanted to do what she was doing. Everyone wanted to wear what she was

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wearing. Everyone wanted to say what
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marched that beat of her own drum, but the beat of her drum was

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the BPM that makes house music people
go absolutely feral. She had like,

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did your school have that girl?
No? If your answer is no,

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then you were that girl. And
I'm thrilled that you came. So I'm

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Gleason. Clip next from Melbourne twenty
seventeen. I had to make several edits

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for f bombs. Here the topic
is the Wiggles. I don't like the

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setup. I don't know if you
know they've done They've rebooted it. I'll

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talk you through it. This is
what they're doing now right Anthony, he's

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still there at the Blue Wiggle,
He's still there right. Then there's Simon.

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He's the Red Wiggle. He used
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He's like, hello, Kudes,
boom boom, boom boom, you're

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creeping me out, Simon. You've
got dead eyes, mate. Then there's

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Lockie. He's the Purple Wiggle.
There's no Jeff anymore, Lockie, there's

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no wake up Jeff anymore. It's
Wyke. Up Lockie doesn't even sound right?

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Does it? Wake up? Lockee? Actually stay asleep. Then there's

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Emma. There's a girl wiggle.
Now there's a girl wiggle. Now what

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has his country come to? Wiggling
is a man's job. You can't trust

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a woman with this. Tom Gleason
tells us, I've got one recommendation,

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and that is Jenny Tann. I
saw her at the Adelaide Fringe. Saw

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a lot of shows there, maybe
twenty shows, and maybe another five shows

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at the Perth Fringe. It was
my favorite out of all them. Jenny's

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fresh, she's young. She was
talking about stuff that I don't think about,

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which I like. She's very funny. Obviously she's got a good story

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to tell. She had just gotten
into stand up when the pandemic started,

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so she had to put her plans
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In the past the time she did
TikTok and accidentally on purpose, became famous,

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so she's got this huge TikTok following. It was fascinating when I saw

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her in Adelaide. The crowd was
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everybody seemed to know her from TikTok. They already liked her personality, but

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I think the thing that makes her
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stand up. I'm not on TikTok, and I understood the whole show.

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I really enjoyed it, so she's
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this clip a lot. This is
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twenty three. I also like,
as I mentioned before, she gets right

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to it, grabs some Mike goes, doesn't go like, hey, Melbourne,

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how we don't just boom right into
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my comics to do it. I
wanted to play a lot more from her,

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but she started to get a little
dirty about boobs, so I had

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to cut this a little shorter than
I wanted to. But I like this

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a lot. Allo, you are
such a beautiful audience. By the way,

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not all audiences are so nice,
right Like, I did a gig

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the other day and there was actually
someone that came up to me after the

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show and they were like, you
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and I found that very condescending because
it was my mom. So I'd

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be curious with what you thought of
today's episode. Hopefully you enjoyed. It's

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something a little different and you got
a lot more stand up than you usually

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get. Let me know in the
Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group would

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be curious at what you thought of
today's show. All right, normal episodes

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tomorrow there's something a little different to
break things up. Happy Easter and I'll

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see you tomorrow

