Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Easter kaid Dungeons and Dragons. This is
episode twenty seven. I'm joined with Briggs Norman. Yeah, it's good to
be back. I've joined with Anthony Teching. Hey, guys, haven't had
a single combat. Yeah, but guaranteed it's pretty cool. I'm here with
the Shark Daniel Green against as well, and I'm here with Cody Suavity the
unlike You're gonna add to night. I tried to think of something, but
I couldn't. Yeah, I need a tally from anyone who's watched all of
these kid in the episodes of how many times Rustiche has left my name to
last because you're in the bottom, right, I just do it in order
of the thing. All right, we're doing again. Welcome episode twenty seven.
I'm here with Cody Suavity, whoa the Shark, Daniel Green? Hi,
Anthony Teching? Why am I third? And all right? We're Terry
again. Welcome back, Okay, Welcome back to episode twenty seven where I'm
here. We're taking Anthony. Why am I first? Okay? Hello,
Welcome back to episode twenty seven. I'm here with Schwobboy, Cody Tacking,
Anthony Norman Briggs and the Shark Daniel Green? Is that the best order?
I'm okay with number two. I'm fine with number two, all right,
right, okay, my dad from me last two, so it's all right,
okay, I'm here with it has been a long time since the last
episode. If you guys remember the last thing that happened was um, you
guys, uh were but you can put me last man that I'm just happy
to be involved. I'm gonna die you guys were you You guys found out
the truth. He has a giant robot. You guys found out the truth
about Leonardo da Vinci from Wellington, who used to be Jack the Red.
You went to run a political campaign for George Washington, and mid political campaign,
Leonardo da Vinci realized that you guys were working against him, and so
he realized that you guys must be trying to stop his plans, and he
summoned his giant truth. He found out that you guys found out the truth
because you guys really were just fuck you da Vinci and yeah, so he
summoned his giant mech that he's made out of the castle of the capital of
Vestoria, and you guys are now fighting alongside George Washington and Jesus the mech
of Leonardo da Vinci. It's been a crazy ass adventure. It's before we
start the episode. I don't remember it before we start the episode. I
do want to say, if you want to meet me or Schwabadi and you
live in Europe, we are going to be at twitch Con Paris performing on
the Kappa Cabana stage on the Sunday. Do you know the time? Two
pm? Like two fifty two pm on the ninth for the Sunday, So
come swing by and say hello and I will will be there. Yeah.
Um. And if you'd like to meet Teching. He doesn't lock his door.
Somebody did comment. Somebody sent me an email not long ago that was
like, yeah, I know where you live. I'm like, oh,
okay, oh that's me. That's me, I know where you live.
He does actually, actually do you though? Do you remember I'm out in
the middle of nowhere? I do, Actually I do, im, he
remembers, because he left it as the pin comment on the first sky together.
Don't go back and see you're not all right. I tried Pennsylvania.
It's not great, okay, So actually I need you guys to rot an
initiative. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've rolled initiative for the the everyone
else that is not good. Oh my god, these initiatives are great.
Let's get a six from Norman. Please get a six. Then I'm gonna
get my token to click. It's I didn't need to toial for this.
Web Fighters. There we go. Oh my god, I'm initiative ready to
go. We're all back there having a coffee. We're not even woken up
yet. You're insane. You got a drinking coffee meanwhile I'm drinking What what?
What's initiative based off of again, your dexterity, Yeah, phenomens based
on his intelligence instead though I think, yeah, it's his it's his dex
plus intentions. I think special I'm smart because he's so smart, he just
knows I should get a high initiative role. What was going on right before
the robot ascended? That was like we were at there, you were doing
the like debate between aductions. So everyone else who was like in the audience
running away now they're screaming and they're running um and right in the middle of
the city. Yeah right, I mean the castle is the mech that you're
fighting. He's huge, comping people evacuate because that's kind of what I and
um I think that means. Actually, mister Norman, your first okay,
Norman, normal Norman looks up and he's like, Jesus Christ, not you,
not you, Hey, dude, he wants something. No, it's
just it's it's the phrase people save. Wow, they've got a phrase.
It's my name. That's pretty cool. You know what. Let's start off
with some fireworks boys, fireball attack. Okay, you're fireballing. I'm fireballing
giant mech. Okay, do you go ahead? King eight D six fire
damage on a failed save and you need to Yeah, we all know what
fireball does. Like like that the Road twenty version of Clippy has popped off
on your screen. It's just like a dice with eyes, like, hey,
it seems like you want to cast a fire ball you eight D six
damage. Are you having any problems I can help? Like? No,
are you sure? Is it? Slash r R R slash? I haven't
got slash Kaya twenty nine take that? Holy shit, ok, this is
what happens. The fireball hits the mech exploding, and I don't I think
I just don't think he does dexterity savor throws because he's just a giant mech.
So he takes the full twenty nine. Um. Yeah, he takes
the full brunt of the twenty nine damage, uh, exploding on his honest?
But do you see crumbling bits of stones spraying off? I haven't run
D and D and ages. Do you want to do anything else? No?
Guys that barely did that, barely did anything. Don't let him step
on you? Please? Yeah? Should should we? I guess like Cody
will belea like during Norman's turn looking at our positioning. So we're all kind
of grouped up now, right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I feel like we should spread out. Yeah, I'm backing up
as far the idea. Okay, can I get on top of this building?
Or that you would have to climb up the side of a building?
Yeah, I would let you try it. Um, do I feel like
role athletics? Yeah, I'd let you do a role of athletics to climb
on top of it. Fail, I'm gonna fall back down and walk around.
If you know, If you it depends on how much you fould.
Yeah. Yeah, there's like a you you succeed, you Okay, it's
a crazy role for Norman as well, because he classics. Yeah, he's
been he's been working out with Yeah, I climbed the wall. I'm so
proud of you, bro. So now you're on top of the building and
it's now the mecca. Da Vinci's turn. Oh oh god, we are
all cluster. The mech has four arms, like you know, the Vitruvian
man. Yeah, of course, of course. So you say this,
this mech is made of a castle. Give us like a sense of scale
here. Oh, it's it's castle size. It's humanly just yeah, like
the hand of it, you would be just a little little fellow on the
hand. Oh my god. And he who we know, da Vinci is
in the head of this thing. Did we see him him the castle?
I think he's like in the Yeah, and he could tem to be in
the head. Yeah, all right, all right, he's in. The
Vitruvian man starts controlling it. Oh my god. Like he's in a positions
like vitrivi yea room and he moves he moves his hand um and he brings
down he's got four arms. Oh yeah, four arms like for us,
did I really? Yeah? You like for me. I wasn't me this
time. Oh god, I hope this stream didn't like for everyone else.
Four arms like the guy from Ben ten. Four arms from ben ten,
and he's gonna slam down on four people. One of them is going to
be Norman, your first, because you attacked him. Sorry, damn it.
That hits. I assume it does. So you take seventeen damage.
Not bad? Okay, Oh guys, spread up please, I'm just gonna
another old Tony situation here. We do not I'm just gonna do the other
ones by random because there is one, two, three, four, five
of you, so we're not going to be able to withstand a lot of
these hits. All right, Cody, you're taking a slam twenty four.
Yeah, that's gonnahead twenty. Dude, my AC is thirteen. Not right,
I can't be correct. Well yeah, what the hell? What the
hell happened here? Oh yeah, you only have plus one decks? No
that is correct? Oh no, okay, twenty damage. Okay, ignore
this. I don't know what I ignore like moll that. I don't know
what that is. I'll take twenty damage there, Yeah, you take twenty
damage. He's then gonna hit um. That's gonna be George Washington. Oh
no, not George. That definitely hits George Washington, who takes twenty two
damage. And finally, the last Vitruvian man hand is going to hit the
shark, and that twenty nine is it? So I assume that I just
don't get hit. You don't get hit, don't worry the left finger,
and I'm like the four castle make hands slam down, one hitting Cody,
one hitting George Washington. He tries to block it with his American flag shield,
but it crosses him underneath. And the shark you also take twenty five
damage. Um man really lucked out on that one, all right, Hey,
but it's Jesus's turned out of curiosity. How much range does this castle
have? Does it look like it's shot? Would ever be able to perceive
like the length of the arm, you would? But because of its humongous
size, Um, it's it's reach is it's I mean you could run away
far enough that you would be out of range of it. Yeah, you
would have to run a good like sixty eighty feet though, Okay, um,
but it's Jesus. All my attacks are longer than that. Okay,
Yeah, I think you would be able to get out of range of him
if you wanted to. I might actually have a it's going to be useful,
all right, sweet well it's Jesus's term. He goes, hey,
dude, that's not cool. Don't squish people with big arms. The only
one who can touch people with his big arms is the Lord, and he's
gonna do monst things. He's gonna hit him with his ceremonial pole and strike
twice. One of the strikes does hit, but the ceremonial pole just like
he just drops it. He's like, oh man, I haven't used this
in a while. That second attack doesn't hit. I don't know why I
clicked it. So he does twelve damage to the to the giant castle.
Mec and Anthony, it is your turn, all right. I just giant
hand came down and completely missed me. So that's like all right, yeah,
yeah, the the luck of my forefathers of my grandfather with me.
Um, I'm going to use shatter on this thing. Does this thing count
as a construct? Um? It does count as a construct? Yes,
okay, lovely all right. Yeah, it's made out of stone, I'm
assuming too, so that makes it fun. Yeah, this means that it
does dumb damage base off of this booking met unfortunately not so I use my
arm transforms it like a giant cannon, and I fire that for flavor,
and it has to make a con save. But it has disadvantage on the
con save. Oh because it's as because it's a construct. Yeah yeah,
all right, which I'm assuming the con of this giant robot's going to be
insane. Critically fails. He critically fails can shatter cannon that wasn't the same
thing, but it doesn't matter. It still would have been a critically fatal
care That's awesome. Three to eight thunder damn. It's okay, there,
get a load of this guy's constitution. Who this guy has a shitty constitution?
Okay, fifteen fifteen that's okay. Yea. So shatter is supposed to
like break up and destroy in akandic, Yeah it does. I have a
thing here, Hold on a second, here we go. Um, a
non magical object that isn't being worn or carried also takes damage. So does
that count for da Vinci? Is he non match? I mean like the
actual like whole walls that is built up. Yeah, yeah, you'll be
able to break any of them. I don't know. Okay, I would
say, where are you aiming the shatter on his body? Because it does
just have as a ten foot radius on the body, So yeah, where
are you aiming this shatter? I mean, I'm gonna be a it's a
sixty foot range reach that head, the head, but you can also as
high up the groin, as high up as I could go. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, his fucking the
the shin. I'm aiming for the shin. Okay, Um, you shatter
what are you the shin all like the kneecap, the right shin, the
right shin space in between the knee and the ankle. That's where I'm aiming
for. Yeah, okay, you shatter a huge chunk of the stone in
the shin, and that's gonna make him stumble slightly as you are now.
Reducing his movement speed is what you've done there, which yeah, yeah,
we'll see if that's going to be helpful for you guys. But you did
reduce his movement speed, so congratulations. Try to shatter his nuts. I
don't know. I don't think the robot could feel. I don't think the
robot even has nuts. I don't know why would Da Vinci build this thing
and anatomically correct? Yeah, well maybe he's gonna take a leiged reaction here
now right before we before Cody goes um, you see Da Vinci high up
in the mech, just a spec he pulls out a paintbrush, and the
mech pulls out a paintbrush, and and he paints this like circle magic almost
using his Warlock Arctic artists powers. Don't ask how it works. And okay,
you see purple energy bursting through the wooden of the stone body of this
castle mech, and an out of the circle, a laser beam of warlock
power shoots forth towards Anthony, and I need you to deccarty saving through Anthony.
Alright, Jack save? Huh? All right, let me just double
check to see if I have anything that could help me with that. I
don't think I do, now, okay, all right, yeah that's not
great. What do you get? Nine? Nine? That is not great?
Actually fun fact uh uh, Well, you're gonna take forty one damage.
All right, I'm not dead, but as a decent amount of damage
that cuts your health all the way down to ten. As you cast oh
block mech energy. H Now, I do have a repulsion shield, and
if I use my reaction after being hits, I can push the attacker back
fifteen feet if that functions with this thing? Is when is it when you
hit an attack? Uh? Did I write that? Of course I did.
I write everything Now Okay, yeah, it's a MELA attack. Yeah
it is. Now your move? Yeah, I think, Um, how
tall is it from the ground to this thing's head? How tall is your
average castle? It's told him that hardwarts it's it's definitely like more than like
one hundred feet at least. Yeah. I'm just first of all, before
I do anything, I'm going to turn to the team and I'll be like,
we're fighting at castle. We can't beat a castle. We need to
get to the man. Yeah, we could try yourself. I don't think
the shock is just going to unload a clipp into the thing, but I
just know. But I'm going to foot Oh my, my fault, my
fault, my fault. You're right, you're right, you're right the knee.
I'm going to try and get as close to him as I can,
And to think, I think to do that, I'm gonna have to turn
into can I can I go Can I go it? I mean, can
I go monkey mode? Can you go monkey mode? Um? You've got
to contact Drew if you want to go monkey mode? Yeah, I want
to. I think I should do that instead of like just trying to wild
chip because because all of the wild chip creatures that have a climbing speed aren't
that strong. So I think I'm just gonna get one shot. Um,
so I'm going to try and contact Drew. Okay in my moment of need,
Yeah, your contact Drew. He's he's lifting weights. He goes,
Oh you called me at a time I was just lifting some weights. Um,
yeah, bro, the grind on, stop listen. Not in a
moment of need again, Yeah, I need to go monkey mode? Who
are you fighting? Bad guy? I can see who you're fighting. What
are you doing, Cody? Why are you fighting Leonardo da Vinci? He's
an awesome exactly. I mean not that you're evil, but like just you
know, you know his goals, right, you know what he's trying to
do. Yeah, he's trying to revive all of us. That's your goals
as well. Why are you trying to fight him? For different reasons?
We're trying to bring you back for a different reason. If he does it,
some bad shit goes down. If we do it, some good shit
goes down. That doesn't That doesn't quite make sense to me. Do you
want to just do this is a deception? I will let you have this
deception from monkey mode. It will be because there's a big lie, just
bad deception. Okay, where's deception narratives zero ten? Yeah, okay.
He gets up from his workout and he walks over to you. He gets
up on your face. He goes, listen here, boy, I gave
you that power to help us, to help the gods. You don't take
my power and use it for evil? Evil? Yeah? From my perspective.
Do we didn't see himself? Right? Then either you do what we
want you to do, or you are not getting our powers. It's as
simple as that. Oh boy, fine there, I don't need the power
of the gods. I got my own weaponry right here, flexing your games
a weak bro, all right, that's what I mean. As soon as
he says that I'm muscles blacks the distance, can I pull him off myself?
Yeah? You can do. I think that might be able to make
me a stronger creature than of polym if you have right, Yeah, hold
on, let me let me see what pull him off. Those real companies
it she just can give me a flying speed, then that's better. Uh
um, just realize the two fifths or a party are hymbos. Hold up,
I would categorize for five fifths of the party are hymbos. I think.
Wait, actually, if you count George watching, Come on, guys,
I'm not a hymbo, but one day I will be. Norman's only
a himbo. Anthony doesn't even know what the fuck you're talking about. That
that that language faded out long before where he's from. He doesn't even understand
what it means. Norman, I can pull him off myself into any creature
with a challenge ring of seven or less. Yeah, damn sight, that's
okay. You can pick another dinosaur, though, there's like I think,
I think Stegasaurus is like five. How do I change the challenge ring?
Okaya? I think I think try Sarah Toops is five and Stegosaurus six.
I know, try Sara. Do you know what giant? That would be
incredible because you're like myself, I've gone monkey on my own top. Oh
my god, don't need no godpowers. I don't need no God. That
is your action though, But you can't go and I'm going to start climbing
the castle. I have forty feet and you have the Giant Ape character sheet
already, I have that. Do I even do I have an ape?
I've definitely used an ape before. But you played an ape once he died
he was a monkey, that's true. I thought it was still alive.
I'm gonna use this giant baby as I'm so glad that like people watching this
can't see the bottom map that we had. There's just a big baby there.
Now, how much HP does at eight half onto the baby? Why
is the baby red? Like, listen, it's a long story. It's
it's it's to do with an old D and D campaign. I used to
run for market friends where where they had to fight a giant, big baby
that turned red. Um. Anyway, that's your big baby for the moment.
So that's your that's your action, Cody. You said, fuck you
Drew and your turn into an ape yourself. Oh sorry, Giant app doesn't
have one hundred fourteen has one hundred and fifty seven seven. For some reason
that the sheet that you've given me rule twenty has less nerve has lower stats
across the ball. Shit, you're trying to nurse me. What is this
giant ape? This is the Giant eight from the to the SRD. It's
right here, the giant I'm looking at the monster manual Giant eper is it's
different. They are rada. They are rada. The giant ape it was
challenging. Oh no, oh wait hold up you no, no, no,
it is it is different. I did know if the giant ape,
Oh you nerved to intentionally. Yeah, I can make a better giant Oh
yo, that's those gains man. Cody's been working at it past god,
so holy shit, let me let me delete this giant ape. Yes,
and let's let me make a better giant ape. Giant ape like truthfold.
Yeah, yeah, a ditch evolves into mega. Okay, now you've got
real giant ape. Yeah. Okay, so now you're a real giant ape
and I will make that. Uh you can see it. Everyone can see
it. That's incredible. Sorry, no, I'm I also like forty feet
up? Does that take me above its legs? Yeah, you're you're like
above its knee at least? Okay? Cool? Cool, um the shock
it is now your turn. I've been planning this entire time and researching.
I am so goddamn ready. Yes, so for most of all? Has
it been fully a minute? Uh no, it's it's been about six seconds.
Fine, wait a minute since when? Sorry, since I started seeing
this castle. Oh yeah, I guess so, because you know you he
had to become a castle and du all that before the actual combat started.
So yes, I would say, so cool. If you spent I'm gonna
do no your enemy, then if you spend at least one minute observing or
interacting with another creature outside combat, you can learn certain information about its capabilities
compared to your own. I would say, I would like to know two
of its abilities. Yep. I would like to know it's armor class.
Yep. We have we figured us that out. Sorry I was reading.
Yeah, no, no, say so you can. It's in relation to
your own, so I can tell you if it's higher or lower. Right,
So it's it's armor class. I'm gonna assume is lower because it's so
goddamn big, or maybe doing damage to its kind of nah. No,
I want to know it's current hit points, and I actually want to know
it's um total class levels Okay, right, I don't think know that enemy
gets can get you like it's exact hit points. It just tells you if
it's more or less than your own, right, No, it says it
verbatim current hit points. What the hell? And I do think that means
more or less. But I need to know right now if it has more
or less hit points than me. It's kind of have a lot more.
I think, yeah, it is a lot more. I mean that is
the art of a multiplier. Um, oh, like a multiplier. I
think it's like four times the shot maybe more? Actually, sorry, how
much does the shock have right now? It's about ten times the shop?
All right? That gives us a ball park to work with. And then
actually I would like to know if it's yeah, the total class levels if
any? Um, I don't think it has class levels because it's not just
it's not it's not a player character anything like that. It doesn't have a
call Okay, Mac got it. Okay, So the Shark's just stupid,
and I'm stupid and realize that. But I now have multiple other things I
want to do here. Yea, I have action Surge, I have UM
second Wind, and I have UM goating attack. Okay, so I can
do three attacks, and I can do and so one of those attacks can
be a goating attack. Correct, right, you could do four attacks with
action such sweet, I'm gonna do all four attacks, the first of which
will be a goating attack. I's gonna be unloading with my machine gun.
Okay, I'm assuming machine wouldn't help me the shark. I gotta stay in
character. Okay, yes, okay, I'm not gonna break character. It's
what do you do? Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah.
God's ability without contacting the God to have my bullets be like the flaming super
bullets. Um. No, the abilities are inherently tied to whether or not
the gods allow you to have them or not. So you would have to
smoke the cigar and talk to him. But would that take up an action?
No? No, no, that Any conversation you guys have with gods
is instantaneous, like in terms of in universe, when you talk to God,
it just happens. I hope my God is hot. I'm going to
light my cigar, do an instant conversation with you smoke and your cigar you
puff out this smoke and enveloped in the smoke. You see, um Frank
the fighter fed acchini and he sing. He goes, hey, what the
fun do you think you're doing? Did he talk like that? I cannot
remember, Oh, multitude, but a bit. What the fuck do you
think you're doing? Capiche a? Man, No, you understand my language.
I know we come from families. From my family. You got your
family, you would disrespect my family. It's my daughter's wedding. I think,
first of all, I want to congratulate you on today, the day
of your daughter's wedding. Yeah, I'd like to congratulate you. Yes,
she's getting But here's the thing. You also just forgot the mafio so tradition
that on a day of a daughter's wedding, everyone's allowed to ask the father
one favor. That that's literally a plot point of The Godfather Never seen the
Godfather Better being. I really wolked myself into that one, and I'm gonna
ask. I was gonna. I had a whole plan ready for how to
convince it. I've no, I'm just gonna say. I mean, I
asked the favor on this the day of your one that I can use the
power of go you go me on a technicalony. I guess I have to
allowance. I wrote a script of an in character, the Shark on alone.
But I am now trash thing because you locked yourself into a Oh yeah,
Alpuccino man ten thousand IQ shock. Oh oh right, so what do
you say? Your fuck you? But here you go. You come to
me on the day of my daughter's wedding asking me to fight against Leonardo.
Oh shit, all right, so your um your yeah fires flaming bullets.
Now, I guess, so they do an extra What do I do to
modify the hill or not? No, it modifies the damage only. Oh
I need to put that onto your sheet. Shit. But yes, um,
they all each each attack does an extra D six fire damage. Um.
I just love the idea of him being like, I'm busy, that's
my daughter's wedding, and I'm like, you know, all right, do
your tommy gun four times? One? Two? Fucking well? Two of
them hit, two of them don't, but one of them are, which
is very good. Wait, yeah, your your fire is ticked, so
click on your two Tommy guns. Wait. I wanted one of these to
be a goading attack, so I know it focuses on me. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, so that would be the thing I didn't want to clear
which one that was the first one? Yeah, but that's good because it
would double the damage of the goading as well, which isn't it Okay?
Because if that's your thingy, So that's the first attack, do the second
attack. That's the second attack, and now you're goading you You roll a
two D eights two D eights okay? Um? And do I add anything
to that? Like? No, that's that's that's the damage of your goading
attack. It's it's your maneuver damage two D eights and so your total damage
with your rain. No, that's pretty good. Two plus ten plus six
is thirty five damage. Unloading into the legs of this giant mech actually,
to be fair, probably higher. You've got a big range of the tommy
gun, just firing into lots of chunks of stone flying off. I feel
like I feel like he wants to focus on one specific point, do you
Yeah, I'm hitting the knee. I'm trying to get chunks of the knee
flying off. His legs are getting ripped up, fire burning away. I
just noticed the baby picture on screen, and it makes me so fussy.
There's sort of like wooden bits in between the stone sections. The fire is
lighting those on fire, burning his legs up. Holy moly. And he's
got to do a saving throw, right, a wisdom saving throw is here's
the thing, right, you attack the mech, but that mech is being
controlled by Da Vinci. So is it da Vinci that does the saving throw?
But you didn't hit him with the goading attack hit the mech? Does
that make sense? Oh? Yeah, so yeah, that was just the
shark being so So the mech will make the saving throw, but because it's
a mech, it automatically succeeds any sort of you know, trying to I
guess that makes sense. I want you to notice very much. So the
shark believes this is another creature comes out and I'm just gonna keep going.
It's like trying like to go to war, you know what I mean?
Yeah, which still sound like something the shark would do. To be fair,
well, I want to say the shark to goad it when he did
during that attack was going your mother's just as cold and dry as you.
Everyone's saying thank you, ripper and chat and I have no idea why,
but shout out fix the lag. Okay, I'm sorry that every lagging ripper
killed the da Vinci for us. Come on, all right, the Meca
is gonna have one more legendary action before George Washington. And this one's going
to go on the shark. That's the sound of it's because it is.
It is going to put out a sword. Shit, So it pulls out,
it holds it in two arms, this giant sword that looks like the
Rotrouvian man. And why does okay, the sword looks like it's got like
blades. It's got blades coming off a bit like the Patrivian man hat on
her hat. At this point, you know, oh golly gosh, okay,
and the sword is going to come down on the shark. The sword
is a powerful attack. Wouldn't this sword like destroy everything behind the shark for
like fifty feet or whatever. Yeah, it will come down and destroy the
buildings as well as the shark. Oh god, I'm very just sends nineteen.
Does that hit you? Oh? Yeah? So he does bring it
twenty three and it cuts into the house and the smoke going up from the
ground as he slices straight down through you with his giant Vitruvian man sword.
He thank you, we doo more damage to that. He's all right,
it was it was a bad role, but okay, all right, Dan,
We're good. Then. Hey it's George Washington. I'm George Washington,
father of democracy, and I'm here to take down this evil monarchy. Castles
are a symbol of oppression against the people. Oh say, can you see
what do you just want? I like the idea that rusted All he knows
about American history is when he watching the Patriot. I have noticed. I
have noticed this, Daniel. Yes, Um, what can he do?
He could do in the name of democracy? Which is that giant um thing
that comes from the sky, doesn't It doesn't he has anywhere? I did
like when I turned to the team and said, let's target da Vincian,
not the mech that did include him. So I hope that he had something
that can like specifically target I'll find his stuff. Actually, epic comes from
the ground. Um, So he's just gonna do a flame strike, which
is a vertical column of divine spire. Spire, it walls down from the
heavens. It walls down from the heavens. Okay, it's down from the
head. That's gonna Da Vinci as well, because it's in it. That's
he's in the face. So this is face this this is um, George
Washington's best If the DC is higher than zero, I don't know why it
says zero. This is George Washington's strongest move as this he calls upon democracy,
his American flag waving, and this flame strike comes down from the heavens
and Jesus goes. Jesus says, father, is that you as He's got
to do a deck save da Vinci? Does that the Mex gonna take the
damage. But Da Vinci's gonna do a dick save Mac take the damage.
I'm seeing on the sheet. It's like still at full hell. No,
it has taken damage just a little bit though, Um Da Vinci takes the
full damage though um name for Da Vinci? Yeah, sick. Is he
is he from from most of us? Is he going to be like hidden
away in the head of the MACA? Is he visible to us right now?
Because they're not earlier? He leaned out with a pant brush. He
is there is there is a slit into which you can see him, So
he is I can see him. You can you can see him. He's
just a spect to you guys, but you can see him. And the
giant radiant light burst down from the heavens and destroys part of the stone head
of this and the Meca is going to take solid damage and Da Vinci also
takes damage on top of that as well. Um, so I'll keep note
of that, and Norman. That means it's your turn, all right,
back to Norman. If I were to try and fly up, so he's
in the helmet, right, Yeah, if I were to try to fly
up to the helmet, would I you're flying speed? Is he a hundred
feet up? Oh? How high up is Da Vinci? Uh? It
wouldn't be an oportunity attack because you're not disengaging with the mech. Um,
you know, you are flying up the mech You would have to fly for
a decent while though, because he is quite high up. I ain't a
flying speed of sixty feet for the duration I'd say it would take you us
you could dash. That's one hundred twenty feet, So if you you would
be able to get up there this turn, we wouldn't be able to do
anything else until next turn. Okay, all right, boys, I think
we got this. This guy had a lot of HP. Let's let's focus
in on Da Vinci. Fuck that dude. Yeah, so I I dash
him fly up. It's a bird, it's a plane. It's Norman with
a cane, and I just land on the top of his head. I
like that a lot. Okay, Okay, so you you are now flying
hovering next to Da Vinci. You landed da Vinci space. I land on
top of the head inside, so you're above Da Vinci though, Yeah,
okay, okay, that's your whole action of movement. Yeah, I'm like,
can I can I hide? No? No, If you can't,
you don't have any You're done. He used everything. Yeah, yeah,
but you are now on top of Da Vinci's head. That the Da Vinci
Castle mex head and now it's the mix turn. Um, okay, he's
gonna he has his four arms, but now he has a sword, so
he's going to use three arms and a sword. So he puts the sword
into one hand. Um, he's he can't get to you, Norman,
because if he tries to hit you, he's hitting himself. And guys like
make a lot of noise and like you buy your work there, Hey,
trying to hit me, buddy, Yeah, but you can't. Um,
I mean, Da Vinci sort of scowls and looks up and you could hear
da Vinci's voice go, but what the fuck are you doing up there?
Get the fuck arfur and he and the mechhand is going to come around and
try and smack you off, and this will do damage to himself but also
do damage to you if it hits hit me. That's eighteen damage to Norman,
but also eighteen damage to the mech. Norman if you get killed and
fall down, not killed, but if you get knocked out and fall down,
he falls. If he loses, he's just dead. Yeah, he
would, he would fall damage. I forgot about fall damage. No,
no, no, he's Norman can fly. He cannot take full damage.
He will just fly. He can fly as long as he maintains concentration.
Oh you need to do a role for concentration. Yeah A fifteen you're not
you're not flying right now? What I'm saying. Ten you're good? Yeah
either way, I'm on top of his head right now. Yeah, yea
even fly, yes, all right. The next one's gonna come at George
Washington. Um, because he's a nuisance, and that hits George Washington thirteen
though, um, and then another one's gonna come at I'm gonna move normal
up and no one's gonna come at the shark. Okay, I have things
for this. Yes, it depends if it hits me. Okay, Um,
then okay, I only could have done a reposa if it Sorry missus,
yep, missus, that doesn't matter. But okay, how much damaged
my fifteen? And he's a bad ross? I mean, yeah, you're
here, these add grade ros fifteen. As he smacks you the shark,
you are still not unconscious, but you are. You are definitely bloodied.
Um. And then the sword hits six health. The sword is probably gonna
go against George Washington as well, because and that does that hit George Washington.
Hold up, George Washington is the most armored out of everything. He's
got a lot of shit. Yeah, it's got the armor of American colonies.
Yeah, it does just hit him though unfortunate and thirty seven slashing damage
into George shield the spell. Um, oh you know what, let me
double check, so a few of us have reactions. No, he doesn't
have the shield. It's not on his list. Of the spells here.
Oh so that's thirty seven damage at George Washington, Democracy, Please help me,
blare me your strength, and Jesus goes, okay, I'm Jesus Christ,
and I'm ready, okay of your daughter's wedding. Okay. Jesus hasn't
done a lot of fighting, and I don't think he's activated his tower either,
So he is he is just going to keep trying to punch, and
he just misses all of his attacks. Climbing speed, um what what is't
there a monk thing for that? I don't know. If he's a high
enough level, he might have a climbing speed, but that's not what he's
doing. He's just trying to He's just hitting the mac all right. At
the moment, he's kind of just doing kung fu moves in the air.
He's just yeah, Jesus Christ's right, he's got the stir. He's like
he's like a little cheerleader. He's doing like a like a you know,
a baton routine or whatever to try to keep our spirits up. All right.
Yeah, No, he doesn't have woln I don't. I don't think
he's that's level. Yeah, he doesn't have it, Anthony, you're okay.
A couple of clarifying questions here, he so da Vinci himself. Let's
say, is he a hundred feet above? Uh? Yeah? About is
that the size of an average castle? I think? So, okay,
let's go one hundred. He's like, he's go to one hundred and twenty
ish feet? Yeah, yeah, okay, Well can I climb on this
house right here with Jesus? Sorry? Do you mean the couse that Jesus
is on or using Jesus's love, you will climb on top of the house.
I don't know if Anthony. Anthony might be an atheist, I'm not
really sure about okay, actually, but all right, you do an athletics
for me then, okay, athletic. Also, I'm just going to roll
a D six forum okay, okay, yeah, oh you're you're up on
that house? All right. So here's the deal. All right, I
have a spell called catapult. Okay, what is that? Well? I
have it right here. Let me just pull it up here. Okay,
So I pick an object up that weighs one to five pounds and it travels
ninety feet in a straight line. So on top of this house of the
building, yeah, and this is just because I do what I do.
Your average brick weighs exactly five pounds because I have weighed berry before. So
can I just yeat this brick ninety feet in a straight line and da Vinci
in the head, I guess, so, yes, he's gonna do a
dick saving thought he has to make a deck staye. But he's controlling the
thing, so I would say yeah, but it is far. I would
saying, da vincis because yeah, because that's a fourteen for a deck savee.
So he just takes three d budget as he smashed him in the head
with him brick. Fuck it. I'm a fucking iron man guy, and
I have cannons and nanotech, and I'm like, fuck it, throw the
brick. I imagine you would like have a propulsion thing that you're propelling in
my head, you know, like the gravity gun. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's what I'm seeing, Like your cannon arm. Just yeah,
I opened up a cannon arm, and I put the brick in and I
just fire it, like yeah, flies right in the head, smashes Leonardo
da Vinci and the noggin and you see the attire mex sort of real back
as da Vinci reels back. Yeah, we don't have any sort of indication
of his health duey because no, no, no, he's so far up,
can't even tell if he's blooded or anything. Right, And as as
a bonus action, I'm going to use my defensive field, which just gives
me seven temporary hit points. It's just it gives my hit nice level.
Yeah, good something there? All right, all right, that's my turn.
Good right. We do have a leg action from the mecha DaVinci he
wrote a one, so he doesn't have that bean. But he is just
going to use his sword again against Because Anthony and Jesus are in a straight
line, he can use the sword to hit both Anthony and Jesus. So
one sword strike will come down and I need you to die. I'm not
dead. I'm not just big hit. I'm not dead. That is a
good one, that is Yeah, that was the good the good sword.
So Anthony, Wait, well, I do have the repulsion shield, but
that's after I use reaction after being hit. But it knocks me out,
so it would the effects still work? Um, it's after being hit,
right, yeah, so I raised up my shield, he hits me,
I lose consciousness but he's still hitting the shield, you know. Yeah,
but I imagine it's an effect that once you've been hit, you then repulse
right like you're active. It says when you're after being hit. I don't
know. I always viewed it as an automatic thing. It's like a shield.
But yeah, okay, I always view them as simultaneous. Yeah.
Yeah, because as a reaction when you're hit by in a tack, it
doesn't say. It says after your hit, right, I have it.
Hold on a second. This is very particular. It's um when holding in
the road after being hit by a Mali attack expanse okay, immediately after being
hit. Um, I mean only does it just push him fifteen feetback?
Okay, I don't even I don't even know if it would work on him.
Yeah, but I think it would push the sword up back into the
air. But I don't think it would push him fifty feet back. I'm
seeing this as if he manages to get this charge jo, it's sort of
like he's in front of Jesus and before the sword can go through him and
hit Jesus, it repels they Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll say you
protect Jesus. There you go. I saved Anthony the Atheist. I'll take
it. The sword comes down, you'll repulse it back up into the air
fifty feet And that means the blade, the Betruvian blade doesn't quite hit Jesus
and he goes, wow, what a what a martyr. Jesus says,
and I'm just on the roof for like a bleeding head, and just like,
ah, all right, you're the true Jesus. He says, Okay,
okay, Cody, I'm sorry, before your turn it is actually the
shot because I got the wrong way round. Oh, but before the shark's
turn on one of the buildings. Behind the shark and HODI a man and
I'm not I'm not down there. I'm on the you're you're on the big
monkey. You're a big monkey on the mech. So behind you the shark,
this man appears with his small circular glasses than his white beard, and
he's holding a small child with a knife up to the neck of the small
child. And he goes, course and tark, I am Sigmund Freud,
and if you want to see this child's life remain intact, I would say,
you'll stop attacking my boss um. And now it's the Shark's turn.
Let me bring him in. I want to get something clear here. Yes,
this is my child. Correct, Yes, it's Finn. So this
person has a baby and a knife to their throat. How are they holding
this baby? He's he's got the I mean he's holding It's a toddler,
right, so he's sort of holding it in. We've been very clear.
Eyes grew up fast. It's old enough to speak because it has spoken.
So what is it like one or two years old? Right? It's one
years old? Right, it's like at his chest? Or is he like
this it's it? No, it's it's in his arm. And then a
knife to the to the throat, and he goes, how does this make
you feel? Tell me all about it? Baby shark would want me to
risk it, risk it. I take the shot. This is risky.
Sigmund Freud is okay, he's an old man. Can't be holding him too
high. We're doing this like like dirty Harry. Wait, can you make
it like a goading attack or something to make it so he'd attack you instead
of Finn? Arm? That's what I'm so, do have disarm? Yeah,
disarm He's the best thing to do in this situation. Yeah, fucking
risky will hit a creature with the weapon. Okay, So I have an
attack first, so I'm just gonna do all my attacks. Is that okay?
Yeah? You have two attacks? Two attacks because well okay, so
second wind that, well, can I do my two attacks and second win
to get some health back? Yeah? Yeah yeah, second winds at Vodus
section. So okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and do second win then,
so let me roll. It's gonna do that first. Yeah, you
can do that first, get you out, You're like, just in case
I want to be good. You get what is that seven number? Eight
hit points back? I roll the one? Yeah yeah, um, that's
eight hit points back because it's at your level seven right, So jesus,
I'm at fourteen. But then I'm gonna do my shots. You got two
shots. The second one hits, yeah, the second one hits Sigmund.
First one was the disarming though. Does that you say it's when you hit
with an attack, right, So okay, okay, yeah, so all
right, I hit with a disarming attack. Um six eighteen. Yeah he's
a flaming two as well, aren't they. So thirteen damage and he's got
to do a saving throw right, m is it a strength safe to see
if he keeps the weapon? Let me read let me if you already know
that? Sure? I think so? Add oh and you add the superior
already died to the damage that you wrote a D and the target must make
a strength saving throw. All right, Sigmund Freud is not very strong?
Yeah, what's the count? What is the DC? What is your DC?
Where put that it would be? I don't know why I type Daniel
Green instead of the shock. Um your DC is it's based on your strength?
Right? So yeah sixteen? Your DC is sixteen? Sixteen? Okay,
so he's got to get higher than a sixteen and he craly hits?
Are you he good? Well? Holy boy, shit, he's Sigmund Freud.
He knows you better than you know you do. This modifier is zero.
He has a zero modified nut and he's like, well, okay I
still shot him. Yeah he still shut it. You get an extra DA
Yeah, draw the extra D eight damage? Oh okay, um, all
right, so question? Yeah, one more question? Uh? Do I
also get to move this turn? Like? Yeah, you can move?
Yeah, he's on top of a building. Tackle bit. Why are all
these old guys super jacked the path. I would say the path is clear
to to his building. But yeah, he is a distance away from you,
and uh, because these parts of these buildings are destroyed. Um,
he is on top of a building. I have mobile so I can move
forty feet good. Yeah, okay, sweet, you can get up to
You wouldn't be able to make all all the way up to the building this
turn. You would have to do that next time, Okay, but you
can get to the base. I'm not going to go all the way to
the building. I'm gonna get to the nearest building to like between us,
and I'm gonna get down and like aim my gun to try and be like
really aiming, and then that's the end of my turn. I'm not gonna
like try to like unto him. You're aiming your weapon, all right.
Yeah. Um, So this is what's gonna happen when when Sigmund Freud's turn
comes back around, he will kill Finn. No, if Sandal butts he
is a toddler one knife, I mean, I will make him roll for
it. So there's a Charlsie critically fails. But the the the ac or
Finn is like five, you know what I mean, Like dude's gonna die
if he gets stabbed with a knife in the throat. So you have until
his next turn. Wait a second, how much hps fin have? Like
one? He's a baby. I mean you can give him at least two.
I'm gonna I'm gonna say one thing. I'm gonna say one thing.
But when I get down and take my aim, I just yell. All
right. So what are we up to now? Briggs rustage killing a bunch
of pregnant women and now baby Okay, yeah, it's Sigmund Freud, young
fa stop him. He shakes his head and he goes such a shame.
I thought you as smut a men's and zis chuck. I guess, my
gosh, because you don't get to talk to us your turn. Shut the
fuck up? Sorry, Yeah, okay, he doesn't get an extra talking
turn to taunt me. All right, Cody, it's your turn. Okay,
all right. Don't think Cody will have seen what's happening down there.
He is a giant, a climbing open Mecca. Can I say something?
Yeah, be like cold flew on top of the head. Guys, I'll
I'm gonna do something to this to this mac Nex turn. Please save Finn,
do not let it. Let fucking old bastard kill thing. Did you
see what happened? I mean I guess yeah you go yeah? Perfect?
Yeah, um um fun fact Norman actually has a good vision, but he
wears his glasses to be a gamer when you even better vision makes the ape.
This isn't wild shape, this is pot morph. You can't understand common
now, can you? Uh? No, I polymore fully changes you.
It doesn't just does that produces intelligence score? Then yeah, he's a he's
a idiot. Yeah, so I have I have minus two intelligence now,
which is hold on, let me check this only a little bit worse than
what a giant apes intelligence is seven. Cooties is eight. The problem is
also you're the healer, that is right now, I have wild ridge monkey
brand kill. The guy in the mech is the only thing I was thinking
before I transforms. So that's all that's on my mind. Yes, um,
I'm going to climb another forty feet of the mech. I'll be about
twenty feet away from the head now yeah yeah yeah, and I from like,
can I see the opening in the head? Yeah, as you see
it above you? Okay, I will I be able to do this,
Will I be able to use the rock the ranged weapon attack and just rip
out chunks of the mech and I mean yeah, you could rip out chunks
of the met Can I just have you do a strength check? Yes,
as you are ripping it off the body. Oh my god, that's all
right, it's going to be a smaller rock. Okay. So you're you're
you're trying to grab rocks free and you get like crumbly bits of rocks.
I'm gonna say you have disadvantage on this attack. Okay, I can do
that. How do I can I not tug one? I might have to
do that for you. Um, I don't roll it twice, No,
because I think it will roll it automatically with advantage every time. Just roll
it, roll it, roll it on it. Okay, there you go.
Twenty six you hit. That's twenty six. Okay, So this is
the damage that's going into the opening of the head, right, yes,
yes, who do you what? You grab bits of stone and you chuck
it towards Da Vinci and he you're peppering Da Vinci with stone and he goes,
Mamma Mia, Yeah, no, all right, is that your turn?
Yeah, that's all I can. Your second legendary action is going to
come in right now, and this uh the sword is is coming around.
He's gonna fucking no, he has to fist. He can't sword himself,
so he's gonna try and pound you the great ape, which again he's gonna
turning down. He's gonna pound you. No hit yeah yeah, um also
hits the mick behind him. But he's pounding you from behind. So you
take twenty two damage yea from you. From Norman's perspective, it's just like
from himself. So polymov is a concentration spell. Okay, So I need
you to do a con save then as the ape as the air, and
it needs to be better than eleven. Okay, you're good. Well,
you're good, you'll go to good um yeah um okay. George Washington,
just to answer a question, in chat apes only have multi attack on their
fist attacks, not their arranged weapon attacks. The rock. Yeah, so
George Washington is going to run up with his flag and we'll actually no,
George Washington is gonna turn here's Norman and he turns to the shark and goes,
is that baby in pardon? I don't like it? When people killed
children the shark. You're the only one within hearing view of yes, hearing
view. What is yes hearing viewering distance, air shots? That's it.
Yeah, it's not hearing view. Okay, hearing view, I mean alrighth
Okay, George Washington is going to try and blind Sigmund Freud with the name
of democracy. I'm gonna put that on my next book. Someone's gonna say
hearing view and get hearing of view, hearing view and and uh like looking
shot or whatever. I don't know. Okay, so um, all right,
We're gonna go with the saving throw from Sigmund Freud, and he fails
the saving throw. Sigmund Freud is blind. So Sigmund Freud is super buff
with strength, but he's not that great at wisdom. That's learning, that's
not he's got a good wisdom. He just rolled by. Thinks so much
about Sigmund Freud is like a rolled away for grip. Yeah, Sigudfoid rips
off his shirt. He's got abs and he has a tattoo across his chest
that says it's Sigmund Freud, bitch. How does that make you feel?
That's a lot of it's Sigmund Freud. Bitch, how does that make you
feel? He goes all the way down to his stock, just as daddy.
I guess he's now blind, which is good. It means he will
have disadvantage on stabbing Finn. Okay, I don't know if that's gonna be
enough. All right, Norman, how can you compound disadvantage because he's also
old? People are bad at things. Yeah, that is true. Yes,
he take his did he take his pills for today? This could be
this could be old man, This could be prime Sigmund Freud, Prime Freud.
This is prime. That's that Prime Freud. That's cocaine. He did
so much cocaine. That's cocaine. Cocaine. Hell, he's got Oh shit,
guys, um young Sigmund Freud. I think he would have kicked your
ass. I mean, seriously, look, let's look at this guy here.
I can't big him up on the stream without look look at young Sigmund
Freud. Would look at that fucker right there. He would have looks like
a master of fisty cops. He would have fished a cup your ass.
All right, I can't get him up on the streams. Boys, everyone,
everyone has to go open a tab and look up young Sigmund Freud.
Yeah, if you're listening to this on Spotify in your car, pull over,
open up your phone, look up young Sigmund Freud and go ah,
yeah, that would beat my ass and then get back on the road.
Like what we're just saying is smash, smash. Okay, bye, Daniel
by there he goes, he would smash young Sigmund Freud. He did connect
it. I contents is a bit build a time machine to come back at
time I content. If that was a bastel, you just genuinely disconnected.
I just genuinely disconnected, and all my headphones that suffer broken. Everybody is
admitting in the chat that Sigmund Freud would kick their ass. Yeah yeah,
yeah, he grew up in a different time period too, where you had
to learn how to fight. I'm the DM now right, Okay, guys,
Freud has but Fred fucking dies immediately. Um the Norman, sorry not
Norman, Norman, Norman, Norman. I stand up. My name is
the Norman, and I will save this baby. Okay. I had something
else I really wanted to do, but baby priority, Baby priority. If
I were to use magic missile could I target sigmen Royd's thumb that's holding the
knife. Well, I don't think you can disarm with with but a missiles,
and I'm gonna aim for every finger on his hand. You know what
breaks if you're a sorcerer, maybe with the careful spells. Yeah, listen,
if every spell in this game could disarm, there would be no reason
why fighter would specifically have disarming strike. If if I gave you the ability
to disarm with magic, missile actively makes the Shark's character worse. So I
can't do that. This is bullshit. He gave me aim bought at this
guy. I couldn't shoot him in the finger. You could shoot him in
the fingers. It's still gonna disarm him. I think if you got hit
by multiple missiles on each finger, you would drop whatever you're holding. It's
like a speaking missile. You can't specify the part. It just and aims
for center mass. It's full damage. The Norman is now mad um Okay,
I am going to cast confusion my new spell. Oh oh, what
is the rage of that? It is ten feet? All right? There
you go? You are you cast out? On? Okay? I would
I would ask if I'm within ten feet of Sigmund Freud. No no,
no, no, no no, sorry, I gave up on that because
about doesn't work. Apparam confusion. It's got a range of nine. It
looks like it's just it's a creature within a ten foot radius sphere on a
point you choose within range, which is ninety feet. So yes, you
can choose Leonardo da Vinci, Leonardo da Vinci. All right, and what
it also is this mecha creature? Um, it's being controlled by Leonardo da
Vinci. So you're you're you're achieving what you want to by doing it to
Leonardo da Vinci. Okay, to da Vinci, Norman says, pop Mistress
Spaghetti is now stupid e all right, so he's gonna do Wisdom saving thrown.
If he fails the Wisdom saving through, you get to roll a D
eight and he wait. No, on your turn, you roll a D
eight and disciple you do. I believe, holy shit? Okay, that's
sick. All right, Well let's let's do it. It's my only fourth
level spell I could use today. Leonardo da Vinci Wisdom saving first. Oh
it's deep. Are you ready? Yeah? Okay, damn twenty one.
Now he's very wise. Yeah, damn it, that didn't work. Yeah,
nice, try though, he's Leonardo da Vinci. Wise, he's a
wise man, So you try and confuse Leonardo da Vinci. Leonardo Davicci speaks
to you telepathically and says, get the fuck out of my head, you
beach. I have complete control over these sir um. Yeah, he has
telepathy. I don't know if you knew that. That's how he told Siroid
to steal Finn. I don't know if you remember from many sessions ago where
he touched his head for a moment, that was him telling him to kidnap
Finn. Fon fact for anyone who was paying attention, because it was right
after you guys said he was in the castle and you told him he was
near the other guy. Yes, Daniel Green, I lean over the corner.
I think, well, fuck you Italian bitch. Daniel. You made
the case, yes that you put forth declared that baby shark, the little
arnold shark baby is not a baby but instead of toddler. Yeah, okay,
how old is that toddler? He's around one years old, just like
the cusp for baby to toddler. Right, I would like to say that
he should get an action. Okay, yeah, that's true because we was
Yeah, okay, are you an a just sir? Sure, I'll give
him an action and he will make an athletics check to escape grapple. But
he has negative modifiers. He just like throws a tantrum and like accidentally punches
Sigmund Freud in the face. Yeah, let's do it. Kicks him in
the nuts by accident. Hey, I mean, you know, like a
lot of my kids have babies now, and they they could scratch, you
know, like it's a thing. Yeah, they spit, they fined,
they can scratch you. Let me Yeah, a D twenty prison Initiative sixteen.
So who's gonna go after the da Vinci mech? Okay, and then
we will roll an athletics check for for Finn. Will it be a contest
athletics versus strongth Yes, I guess, so it'll be a contest between him
and da Vinci. Da Vinci doesn't have good strength actually, so there is
a chance here, there is a chance. All right, Okay, mecha
da Vinci is gonna I guess. The two immediate threats to the mech at
the moment now are Norman and Ape so he's gonna just use he's just gonna
punch. He's got four punches and he's gonna punch too. He's gonna send
two pen punches to Ape and two punches to Norman. So, Norman,
here's your two ow ow. I can't even whenever you attack me our cane
deflection, it is not even an option. So that's forty two damage.
I'm dead unconscious, right, you're unconscious on top of a mech, precariously
on top of a mech. So yes, you are unconscious on top of
the mech, which is not good. Next round, he'll probably throw you
off. He takes the damage though himself. He's done more damage to himself
than you guys have to him. I will say that the Norman Dies episode
Stay seventeen hit the ape. Yes, it only has twelve a see because
it's so you take less damage. Okay, but you do have to do
a con save only at ten. That's the biggest risk of you thirty thirty
you do a top con save conserve. Oh Christ, please, you're good.
You're good, you're good. You're still an ape. He's still an
ape. I don't know why I find this comment so funny. Is one
piece of mariners to that. Yeah, that's next week, next thursday.
All right, it is now baby Finn's turn. Now. Now Freud is
blind too, so keep this in mind. He's blind, and that doesn't
affect he doesn't affect the grip that he has. All right, all right,
that's fair him not saying a fist of the face from the other hand
coming in. Yeah, yeah, there you go. All right, So
it is a D twenty minus two for Finn because he isn't told. All
right, come on, let's do at eighteen eight. All right, hold
up, it is now beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Sigmund Freud has plus
a zero to his strength. It's a flat roll. Wait is this going
to determine if Finn dies right now? No? Okay, okay, Sigmund
boy, yeah we still you still have a phone. And there's one more
thing that I want have a disadvantage because he's blind. No, but he
blind doesn't affect the fact that he's grasping. It's trying to escape his grasp.
I think you'd be surprised. How about you lose one of your senses?
How about that rusty? Oh my gosh, what from experience? Great?
All right, um, because he's not trying to attack the baby at
the moment. When he attacks the baby, he will have disadvantage. He's
blind, the baby's trying to bench press while closing your eyes. It's surprisingly
weird. I've never been there. I can't tell you. Have you guys
ever stabbed a baby? Will? Here's the thing that I'm worried about.
Your coordinations all over the place. Yeah, the memos will part your unconscious.
Okay. True. Here's the comparison though, Like, have you ever
tried to plug something in in a dark room? Even though you know where
the outlet is? You're like, ah, damn, where is Oh my
god, I'm way off here, you know what I mean. But this
is not the comparison. The comparison is he's already holding Finn. He doesn't
need to know where he is. He's in his ms. He's grabbing him.
He might stab his ankle by accident. That's not a kill shot,
you know what I mean? Okay, fit Um, Sigmund Freud will have
disadvantage on the knife. He just it doesn't have disadvantage of trying to keep
him all right, Um, is a Jesus's turn. It's Jesus's touch,
all right, Jesus is Jesus. Can he somehow revive me? He's Jesus,
Hey man, I can't perform miracles. He's not the real You're not
biblical Jesus. You're historical Jesus, hey man. That's a whole put in
this campaign. Is the historical character? Yeah? Historically accurate? Is all
possible? All right? Hey? Um, Jesus is not within range of
Sigmund for it, unfortunately, in any capacity. Um So. I guess
he's just gonna keep trying to hit this back. Fantastic. Do monks not
have the ability to dash as a bonus section? Um? Do they?
I don't think so? He doesn't. Um, I think that what was
that noise? That was the healing sound effect? That that just can't wait?
Hold up? Maybe they can step of the wind. All right,
sure he could do it, but okay, all right, he can.
He can, but he will get an opportunity attacking him if he does this.
But he can do it. Um so, he that's sixty feet and
it doubles his jombs. I'm gonna use your own logic against you here.
He's not within five feet of a creature. Oh yeah, he's big fucker
in it. Yeah, okay, sure, there's no opportunity attack here,
but what is it? Double his jump? Okay, he steps off the
winds, but he's on this building now he's he can't get to Sigmund Freud.
And yeah, he can get close, and what he can do is
he will throw his pole. I love how Jesus just leaves my unconscious body
just all right, well, you're a mark hearing about that one. Jesus
is just gonna chuck his pole like a javelin that it's Sigmund Freud. They
damage and like them just kind of annoys him, doesn't disarm him. That
just kind of annoy Sigmund Freud. Ah damn, I thought that would work,
Jesus, says um Anthony. All Right, death saving through a time.
Yeah, before Sigmund Freud's time, I will roll at D twenty and
all right, this is a very important D twenty. Okay, you don't
know the results of it. Twelve nothing huh my back are you? Yeah?
You're here being gone? Yeah I didn't even notice. Okay, yeah,
you're fine. Okay, Marks have forty feet movements with eighty on a
dash. Oh great, wait, that means he can make it to Sigmund
Freud. Hold up, we're reversing. It's Jesus times. Time for Jesus
to grapple Sigmund Freud. Why didn't he just like stunning strike him or something
or stunning strike him that he can at Jesus. No yeah he wait yeah,
wait wait wait, um doesn't stunning strike and have all the information written
down on Jesus. I'll admit it tis tisc tisc. All right, stunning
strike. This motherfucker doesn't know what monk does. You can hit when you
hit another creature with a melloy weapon attack. All right, So let's say,
okay, he's gonna do a stunning strikes. So it's so rewind he
runs up. He has advantage because he's blind, Um, as in Jesus
has advantage. Yeah, we'll take the role that that that ceremonial pole role
as the runs up and cures of him blacks. Okay, Sigmund Freud has
to do a concert. Does he have disadvantage because he's blind on the on
the concert? I think can is just? I mean, I think blind
is just yeah, that's your vision. Why is his roles his roles are
so good dudema. Have you seen that picture of him? Yeah, he's
talking buff. Look at that dude's mustache. Yeah, very present in the
moment and aware of his emotions. Yep, I okay, I guess well
he can just keep beating on him, right, yeah, because now he's
within range, so he can do two more attacks. Right, So now
he's gonna strike then strike stuff. Is it only wants attorney can do?
Um? Uh. It's just by spending a key point, isn't it.
Yeah? Right, so you can do it as many times you want,
as far as I don't wanna. He's gonna try again. We've got,
We've got, he's gonna use all his key points. Now what type of
monk is he? By the way, I think he's open hand? Okay,
yeah, I think well that stunned sigamad fred All right, so Jesus
does do something useful, all right, So if he's stunned, that means
he lets go right hundred Yet yeah he can't. Yeah, he can't hold
on. So Jesus, I am sorry, I fucking remember how monks work.
So Jesus all of his monk abilities. He turns round, he steps
up a wind across three buildings. He runs up to Sigmund Freud, smashes
him multiple times, paralyzes Sud. Sigmund Freud drops baby Toddler Fin onto the
ground at todd La Finn is alive to see another day while he's I mean,
he's still in the objection. Yes, all fairy honesty. Dropping a
child from that height it could splow open his No, it's not that much
height. Now, it's like it's like a couple of feet. Now does
he pick up Sigmund Freud's knife? And and we did the same with ever
Anthony. So now it is Sigmund Freud's turn. All right, here we
go. Sigmund Freud is paralyzed, right, so that means on his turn,
it just means he misses his turn. He misses his turn completely,
Yeah, just for the turn. Yeah, and now he's not a longest
done have to at the end of his time. So he's paralyzed. Ah,
this doesn't make me feel good, he says, Um and the shock
it is now your turn. There was a blind and paralyzed Sigmund for it.
Oh my god, I know what I have to do. Yeah,
yeah, So my number one priority is to never hit someone who's on my
team, and so Jesus is now next to Freud, so there's no way
I'm going to risk that shot. Yeah, um, and Freud is still
paralyzing to the end of Jesus's time. Sorry. I was so hoping people
would call me out as a hypocrite for just shooting at a baby. But
okay, so I'm gonna let what I'm gonna I'm a religious man, that's
candid for the shark, So I'm gonna let Jesus save my child because I'm
just okay with that. So I am going to instead turn around and try
now that Da Vinci is exposed to dome Da vinci um, because that thor
clear shot, and that's what still needs to be done, because Vinci is
visible to the top right. Yeah, but he's like over one hundred twenty
feet away, and I don't think your gun has that range. Okay,
Yeah, I guess a Tommy gun one hundred and twenty feet that's not a
great No, you don't. You don't have that range on that weapon.
Yeah, okay, So instead I'll just keep and I'll be a fucking Jesus
can dodge a bullet just an open He's done you're probably close enough now to
get there and start beating on fraud with your baseball bart. Yeah you could
if you wanted to. I don't know because you yeah, you like moved
rout the houses last turd, so you can get on top of the building.
Now, if you do a successful athletics check, if I do a
what athletics check? Successfully? Good, that's good. You've got a twenty
six. That is a successful athletics check. So now you I see I
jumped from one roof to the other. So you you you have now jumped
next to Jesus the shark of Jesus six and Freud is there paralyzed and blind.
You have advantage on your attacks against him. Are you gonna beat him?
Not off? I mean that's the option to death you have. I
mean you have the ability to use any sort of random shit you find as
an unarmed weapon. That's like you're the best sort of weapon for you.
There's a lot of bricks lying around, there's a lot of shit lying around.
Hit him in the kneecap with your gun. I think something happened with
the commander's strike definition that got put in my thing because it says um to
Garrett, one of your comines to strike j Von do such fronde crust.
I don't know what happened here, It's okay, okay, German commander.
Strike just makes it so you could forego your attack to let someone else attacks,
dumb. Yeah, okay, then I'm just gonna do two big fucking
swings of my baseball bat. Yes, with advantage. Turn that advantage on
and it's on fire. Oh oh, all right, Well the first one
doesn't hit, despite I think you're too excited. You just smack the ground.
One does hit, slamming into Siegmund Freuds do the damage, doing seventeen
damage. You You you're caving in Sigmund Freud's glasses. He can't even respond
because he's paralyzed. Un Can I say something real quick? You show can
uh the fuck? I'm on the spot now, baby's got back. Sure.
Yeah, told me that was a thing, and I think that it
lies right now. Child. Yeah no, that sounds right, that sounds
great, that sounds perfect. Um. Yeah, I had baby in there,
and we're dealing with a baby right now. So yeah, okay,
I appreciated Norman's lessons for me, and the baby is back. I'm a
sleeper. I'm unconscious right now. You are unconscious right now. It is
not great because the legendary action is coming up for the mech of Da Vinci,
and he's gonna grab Norman. He's always doing this legendary action before my
turn. Yeah, I know there's I guess Da Vinci would know that.
I am not in vision of anything. But just like get you like a
crane. This won't well, yeah, because earlier you started going like,
oh hit me, hit me. Yeah, this will not kill you,
but it will count as a death save as he chucks you to the ground.
Cody, it's your turn. Oh my god, I just do I
just see Norman flying fly. I know I'm in monkey mode. It's happening.
I'm climbing another thirty feet or so on until I get to the head.
I'm cleaning onto the head of this thing. I'm probably about the size
of the head, grab the head and thrust listen as a huge beast,
which I think is like yeah, um, looking through like the opening at
the front, can I see da Vinci? Yes, you could see da
Vinci there and he looks at you, who goes, mama, how how
how does he look? Is he look he looks bloody. What he took.
He took like a good There's two things that I'm weighing up here as
options. Either I just monkey punch him through the face of the man,
or I grab him and I'm like, oh, I don't want him to
wriggle away from me. I'm just gonna I'm gonna swing my giant monkey hands.
Yeah, You're gonna fucking monkey punch him. I'm just gonna punch him.
You gonna I'm gonna fist him. Here's one fist. Fuck wow,
that is that's monkey monkey punch. Yeah that's not good. No, that
is a critical fail. Is there any where you could justify him having a
crit You're only saying that because in any other situation it wouldn't be. No,
these are straight regular and the role. Then you'll can you give me
a yes, I'm assuming I just like get too excited and just punch the
side of those and hurt your hand. But you have the second fist,
all right, I'm punching again. Second, what's not much better at no
way, dude, I rolled a woman or two, and if I had
a vantage, I would have created on both of them. Remember you're kidding
me, that's insane. Alternate dimension, you would have two and then two
creates for the other roles. That's hilarious, hobly shit. You hear through
the little earbo to your speaker, that's like, that's why you need my
power. Bit goes whatever sounds like Da Vinci smiles, remember Melia. Oh
okay, George wash Ington's turn. George Washington can heal either Anthony or the
shark? Um And I'm no, no, sorry, I'm sorry sorry,
either Anthony or Norman flying because he's next? What what? What George Washingtons
scene is Anthony's just like laid out unconscious on the floor. Norman, how
must do my democracy means everybody stays alive? I think he turns round,
So Cody is a monkey. The only person of your group that is conscious
that can give Washington commands is the shark. So he turns to the shark
and goes Ministry of Defense, the Shark. It wouldn't be wait what is
it now? It was Department of War. Back in the Department of War
the shark. Yah, You've been promoted by the way. Who I can
I can get up one of our many followers of democracy? Should I get
up? The blonde robot man or should I get the little freak fella?
The little freak fella? Honestly, the sharks from a time period where that
was not offensive. So he's just yeah, yeah, yeah, So I'm
gonna say I'm pointed, freud, go leave him to me. No,
I'm That's not what I'm saying, buddy, I'm saying the shark is capable
of brakes. You beat you be Okay, we just flipped a coin on.
I'm gonna I'm gonna roll a D two. I'm rolling a D two
then, so one is Anthony? Two? Is Norman Norman? All right?
Normal? Or getting healed? He does? That probably is fair because
yeah he just didn't got chucked off the side of ye you're getting He's gonna
use healing word and the healing word is democracy of course. Um yeah,
all right, uh okay, what is heating word again? Half the double
check? What level? Uh? He probably leveled two? That is going
to be two D four plus his spellcasting hortifier, So which is three?
So two DY four plus three? Here you go, gamer, you get
seven hit points. Norman and your back up back up? Yeah, okay,
Norman lying on his back up in a really creepy ways of a rise.
Um, and that's his that's his bonus, that's his bonus actions.
So now he's going to charge with the mecha Da Vinci and just stab it
with his flag, which does hit and does eighteen damage. So um,
he's almost down to half health. Yeah, Norman, that means it's your
turn and you're good. I'm back boys. Um. I was having a
crazy dream where I was falling and for that it was wouldn't hit the ground,
and then I hit the ground. Um, I'm right next to sim
who is stunned and on the ground and blind. M it would be I
feel like I'm more piffed at Da Vinci, but it would be really cool
to just like a rise and then put my staff to the guy's head and
it's fucking followed off. I a bigger threat. DA Vinci's handled like we're
just gonna finish him off, and you want to Dvinci has handled, was
handled? Okay, Okay, I was gonna please is not handled missed him.
He's gonna kill me. I have one more fireball, Okay, I'm
not flying back up there. How much range is fireball haves? It's got
a sixty feet range, and then it's a thirty fit boss, but it's
a sixty feet range. You could you could reach the mac. I could
reach the mac. Yeah, I would not. I want to shoot Da
Vinci in the fucking face though. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to reach
Da Vinci, but you you reach the back. Yeah yeah, m hmm.
In that case, as I as I'm coming up, I come up,
I arise, I point my staff at Da Vinci, and I use
magic missile at the second level at him, specifically, at him specifically.
Yeah. It has one hundred and twenty feet range, does it? Yeah?
You are on top of a building, so that would reach yeah,
yeah, yeah you are. So that means you fire four attacks and are
gonna hit Da Vinci. Um, there's no way in this is not gonna
I mean what the magic missile it does stuff? It does not a lot
of damage, does it? Thirteen? You do hit him the thirteen?
So I wanted fireballs one fifty not sixty? Is it? Uh? Should
be in y'all? Y? Yeah, you should range its one fifty,
but you would was going you would all so hitch ape Cody. I am
also on the head of the Yeah, you'd hite. I'm sorry, Ape
Cody. I'm doing how the fuck is Fireball? But you know what,
I don't blame you. Wow, I'm thinking I want to I've wanted to
shoot the venture of the Fireball. Well, all right, there you can
hit them. There is currently lead going on right now. Apparently I don't
know why the internets are bad? What's going on? Welcome to my world?
I know, but I mean it's recorded, so the Spotify and YouTube
people are gonna be great. All right, Ripper fix the wife? Thank
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That the only show. We're Ripper fixes stuff Today, we're fixing the Wi
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And here we go. The WiFi is back, so we oh,
yes, yeah, I was. I was on a fireball because it's one
hundred and fifty range. For some reason, the range, I don't have
it on my sheet here. That's crazy. Um, it's one hundred and
fifty range. Yeah, and I missed aiming for like the flit in the
hair, I'm aiming for his head. Yeah, okay, Um, twenty
three twenty three, I'm gonna make your spaghetti. You'll all denty Okay,
So he has to do a next savee Cody, you also have to do
a dex save Okay, as the monkey, I'm going to talk about Daniel
Green putting them in there. Yeah, I didn't see. I did not
even see. Here we go, and so does Cody. So Cody,
Cody, you take the twenty three damage onto the monkey. You have to
take a con save now, um, and you have to beat a what
is an eleven in this case as well? Um? But Leonardo the bitch
gets died and you see the head of the stone mich light up in fire
and Cody, you can see Da Vinci's body is like charred and bloodied,
but it is now standing. He's still standing. Fuck, he's still standing,
but he looks weak and it is now Da Vinci the Mex turn and
he is pissed off. He can't see anything. So he's all he's gonna
do is Parmelin to Cody and um all right, try So these are four
arms, four arms coming towards. Yeah, coming, essentially have no airc
unless he krip fails, he's gonna hit me. Well we'll see one,
two, three, four. Oh god, oh god, oh god,
holy shit. You have to do four concepts right for each of them.
It doesn't actually matter. That takes me under big. I have eighty two
health as the air bring. Now, oh no, he did eight ft
damage. So I'm going to revert back to do you fall I Well,
it's up, it's up to you. Right. I was as a giant
app I was clinging onto the front. Are you gonna allown? I'm going
to do a strength check right now. Can it be athletics, Yeah,
that's the same thing you have put this, Yeah, do athletics right now?
All right, okay, here we go. Please. No, So
as you get pummeled by the mech, you come out of giant eight form
and you foward, and you foward and you hit the ground. Hold on,
wait, wait, Falling takes time. Fowarding does take time. I'm
one hundred and twenty feet up. True, How I can do something before
I hit the ground? How long does it take the one hundred and twenty
feet? I think it's like you fall um sixty feet a second or something
like that, sixty feet every round because you come back, or does it
go by well, each round is sixty five? How if an object?
If an objects has one hundred and twenty feet, it takes three seconds apparently
five seconds something like that. Yeah, but is that like in real life
or is that the rules in D and D I think I think in the
case we are using, uh, it takes two point five seconds to fall
one hundred feet, so it would be about three seconds. We'd say about
three seconds, so that's half a round. You you would have a round
would be when it's when it's the Vinci's turn again, and since your turn
is in between your on da Vinci's turn, you would have an action right
before you hit the ground. Okay, all right, you would have an
action right before they hit the ground. You would be you would fall most
of the distance. This would be like you would be like twenty feet away
from hitting the ground, and then you would be able to do what you
need to do. Oh boy, okay, so you will get that,
but you are falling, okay, Jesus help him. This is how I'm
gonna rule it. You gotta get that one time cowboy pull out the pair
of glider it is. It is Jesus's turn. I think Jesus is just
gonna continue slamming. And yes, I'm gonna be. I just want to
point out, by the way, like I'm gonna be. Okay, yeah,
don't worry about it in that case, I'm not. Oh sorry,
here's doesn't he um? So I just roll those again. A lot of
people in chat saying, turn into a bird. Guys, if I could
have turned into a bird, I would never have turned into a giant f
I would have just turned it. So the pole hits, the strike hits,
so he gets a pole and no, no, he just only the
pole hits, only the strikes. Yeah, so twenty three damage it to
Sigmud Freud. Um, I think Sigmund Freud is what have take away from
death? Uh? Anthony, I need you to do a death save unfortunately.
Nah nah, hey man, that's just that's D and D for you
all right here? Yeah, ten what that's a success. That's a success.
That's a success. And before Sigmund Freud's turn, I will roll this
one. D twenty Um like last time. Uh, Sigmund Freud is no
longer stunned. Um, but sorry, no, it's it's baby sharks turn
before segud Freud. Yeah, so so sorry, we gotta do baby sharks
turn. So I toss him my knife and say finish him. Siegmund Freud
wasn't stunned anymore after the end of Jesus's turn, So in this case,
Sigmund Freud is still stunned, right because because what was baby sharks? Yeah,
he was sixteen, so he went bet Jesus. Ah fuck, Okay,
this is what we're gonna say in because I fucked this up royally.
Um, We're gonna say that it's it's before Jesus's turned, but after Jesus's
damage. If that makes sense. Yeah, right, So baby shark gets
the knife from the shark. Baby shark has a chance here to finish off
Sigmund Freud. Because Sigmund Freud is on single, he again has has advantage,
so I will roll this twice. But he has a negative modifier obviously
to his strength, so he he quit. He critically hit. He critically
hit. That means he rolls out. Even critically hitting. He still couldn't
get this. There is a chance that he couldn't. There's no two ones.
No, his modifier is also minus two. See he's learning. He's
learning. This is the first time he's ever split. But he's crip but
does zero damage. He used the one side of the knife. He just
didn't too damage. Give him the two. No, he has minus two
to his strength. He like from South Park when he's like I da jump
and just like try something. That's basically what's happening all right anyway, before
he's getting there, he has potential. Sigmund Freud is blind, doesn't have
his knife, doesn't know where any of the enemies are. Um, so
before Baby Shark ends his turn, he is going to run away an opportunity
attack because sig Befored can't see him. So Baby Shark has like run away
and he's climbed down the building. Does the MEC get a manage attack because
yes, he's dead little spl Sigmund Freud is no longer stunned, but he
still is blind and he gets up and he goes, Okay, this does
not look good for me. Ha ha uh great. How does this make
you feel? Is this shock? I assume? Do I get an attack
of an opportunity here no this wait, is he trying to like psycho psycholog
because an idiot see how these is this violence? Really what you are?
Well? Do you know what's her intelligent? Check? Um? I think,
oh god, you decide you can do either? What? Wow?
Wow? Well it's yeah, he doesn't have a weapon on him. So
now it's sure that was his action to try and like dissuade you from fighting.
But I mean your wisdom check so good. I guess it would have
been charisma, but it doesn't matter. The role was good enough that no
matter what, you would have rolled the shock. It is now your turn.
I am just going to level my barrel right between his eyes and say
the next word. Better get DaVinci to stand down, or I pull the
trigger. All right, Yeah, he looks up, it goes Da Vinci.
I see, say, have us beat. It's okay. We we
can regroup and replan. And then he goes silent for a second. And
obviously you can't hit Da Vinci. But Sigmund Freud gets a message in his
head and you see this look on his face of horror as his eyes widened,
and he uh no, no ninety nine and you could see he starts
to turn. But why did da Vinci just go nine? S Foud said
that the second he said that to Da Vinci. The second those words left
his mouth, I pull the trigger. I don't okay, I don't care
about the rest. Okay, go ahead. Do I still get two attacks
from that counts one of my attacks? Now you have two attacks? Go
ahead? All right? Sweet? Uh? Well, he is blind,
so you hit with the first one. Yeah? Yeah, is he still
blinded? He's still blinded? Yeah, I assume m I still get advantage
because he's still blind. So you hit with the first one. So do
the damage the first one, and you rip Sigmund Freud apart, unload Tommy
Gundy blood, he's up. You unload your infinite clip and has his body
falls to the ground. It's completely covered in blood except for the phrase how
does that make you feel? Is the only thing missible on his chest.
So to complete my action, after after getting Da Vinci's attention by having his
companion yell we should quit and then watching me execute him with his gun,
I'm then going to just point at Da Vinci. Yeah, so I'm trying
to go for intimidation, right, da Vinci doesn't give a shit about Sigmund
Freud, as you can tell for the fact that he was letting Sigmund Freud
die because he's a cold hearted bastard. That Leonardo da vincis like all Italians.
Cody, it is yours, Cody. Here we go, you are,
you are. I need a little bit, I need a little rule
of cool ruling here from you. Fristige. Yes, as I begin falling,
I want to cast thorn whip and it's a thirty feet range. Yeah,
so maybe my turn starts as I'm falling from the mac. You're gonna
karama your way to say no, I want to cast thorn whip on Da
Vinci to try and pull him to me. Oh okay, oh I see.
So it's a male spell attack with a range of thirty and if it
hits, he gets pulled ten feet closer to me. So what I want
is to ut the mac. Okay. But I already like no, yeah,
okay, I would look like it's like it's like I'm falling right,
I'm like, this is why I need you to look to allow me.
And here's the thing, right, I will allow it, because it's all
dependent on a role. If you miss this role, you will just fall
to the ground and take what is that like a whole bunch of damage?
Is it a D six per your six per ten, So that's like ten
D six twelve dy you will take. So if you fail this, you
take twelve dy six damage. If you succeed this, Leonardo da Vinci will
also take the twelve dy six. If I succeed, I'll fail this.
This isn't the end of my turn. Okay, cool, this is this
is my action, all right. I have something else, regardless, I
have something else, but this is depends on what I'm going to do obviously.
Okay, So you thought make no modifiers right now your melee spell attack,
right, So it's it modifiers plus seven. I mean, I mean
there's not like advantage, No, no, no, all right, one
D twenty plus seven thirteen thirteen does not hit Leonardo da Vinci. You throw
out your phone with and it's just aimlessly less us into the air and you
fall down. What's your bonus action as a bonus action, I'm going to
wild chip. Okay, so I have come out wild chip, yes,
so I'm going to wild chip into an amba an insect. Now, the
biggest thing I can just to absorb as all of the damage. I'm just
gonna transform into uh like a rhino or something. I can transform into a
huge polar bear apparently, okay, that polar bear? It up all right?
How much health does a polar bear have? Sixty five? Well this
could you could own polar bear immediately. Yes, that's kind of the plant
because it's what is it. It's twelve fact. If you were to um
change into a squirrel apparently they had like some weird they have, I would
say the smaller something is that maybe the better chance it would be to sercod.
He is not thinking like that. Okay, He's like, I'm about
to take a fuck tone of damage. I need to have a bit yeah,
turn into a cat then you like okay, then okay six damage forty
not even that. I I land on the floors as polar bear and I'm
still I'm still You're still up and your polar bear mode. But that is
your entire turn. Yeah, I really wanted to if im into my bird,
I want to stressed to chat one last time. He can't turn into
a bird, not yet. He doesn't have he can't turn forward into something
would flying speech if I if I whipped him out of that mech, I
would have like pulled him towards me, got him underneath me, and then
transformed into a bed. I find it crazy. You can't turn into a
bird until like level eight. It's crazy. It's it's only level eight for
a moon Druid. For the Druids, it's like level like twelve or something.
Yeah, is it's so high because flying is flying is super strong?
Yeah, and it takes a whole like what is it like fourth level spell
for breaks or two second levels. It's really strong for me to be able
to do it as a bonus action. Yes, it's wicked strong. Yeah,
so anyway, you it's I am sorry, Cody legendary action. The
sword's coming okay from them? I mean I have a thorn whip you twenty
five health as a bear. You have pissed him so much. Sword comes
down sixteen. Does that hit the polar Bear? It does. The polar
Bear still only has like twelve knocks you out of the polar bear form.
So now you're just back in Cody form, which honestly is fine. Right,
Actually, no, I still have two polar bear healthy. Oh my
god, he's sixty three um, George Washington is up. I guess George
Washington is just going to keep trying to flag. He's used all his powerful
spells. I don't know why I gave him advantage, but twenty five five
is fine. So that's twenty twenty two damage. And Norman, it is
your turn. Okay, I'm gonna do what I did last turn because I'm
running out of spells. Magic missile at the second level. Oh yeah,
you're out. Honestly, I think if you if you hit him with something,
you're gonna you might just take him down because he looked beating up.
He looks beaten up. Boys. You know when he's cracked, he's gotta
hit your shots. He's taken a lot of damage. Leonardo da Vinci.
What I'm planning on doing is next round, I'm gonna I can do that
thing where I give one of my teammates in action and I'm gonna let you
do magic missile again, just because I can't hit him at this range.
So I wanted your army gun and you're like, do it. We need
to get the shark up, the Zuka or an RPG or something. Yeah
you know what I mean. Yeah, I don't know if you just heard
that. But the shark got a boner. He doesn't know why. Okay,
eleven damage, eleven damage, holy, Okay, Leonard da Vinci is
weak. He bought activated. It is weak. He takes the damage and
he's furious, and I mean he roses D six. I've been forget he's
fast and furious, um and he is. I don't know why this monkey
is still hit. So baby, he's got four arms and everyone is technically
in arrange, and he's got an arm for everybody he's got. He's got
an arm for everybody still conscious. I don't know if you really care about
He's not gonna hit you. He's gonna hit. There's five of us up
right, Yeah, Cody, George, the Norman, I think yeah,
And Jesus, Jesus has not done anything to the mech. I don't an
old man. Okay. I'll do a D two for the Shark of Jesus
to be fair because they've both been on freud. Yeah, I'll do a
D two for them, but that's definitely gonna hit. Yeah. Yeah,
So that's uh, that does twenty one damage for Cody. You're still good
though, so I'm gonna take nineteen of that damage. Sweet George Washington takes
twenty two. Uh, Norman, fuck you take nineteen damage that knocks you
unconscious again, and then a rolling a roll one D two and that is
going to hit Jesus. No critically, it's Jesus. Okay, it didn't
do that much. It was not a low rose six killed Jesus. Our
route just scrash Jesus. Um as Norman's following down. I'm saying, you
guys win these. He's won. Jesus is Jesus's turn, and he will
step of the wind to get back to the mech and all he could do
is attack the mech guys, and he will I mean, okay, I
mean he hits twice. Yeah, that's okay, Anthony, it's your turn,
your conscious I'm sorry, tecking No, it's fine if I roll now,
if I get a success and I can I take my turn in this
turn. No, you're just stabilized. You know, risk of that you
have to get a twenty to get to one. You succeed, so you
are no longer at risk of dying, Anthony, So you're still unconscious,
You're just not risk a zero. Yeah, Sigma Freud is dead to shock,
you'll tell it. I'm so goddamn ready. Okay, So what we're
gonna do here is, first of all, I know I can't use second
wind or disarm attack or go to attack anymore? Um, or can I
use go to attack? Still, you can use any of them if you
have enough maneuver dice left, if you could keep been keep in chucking your
maneuver dice ice she Oh right, I have two left. Sorry, um,
so let me get that down to two. Uh and then okay,
So if I have two of those left, then what I'm gonna do is
from my first attack, I'm going to pass it to Norman unconscious. Oh
right, okay, Then I'm gonna pass it to not Jesus, He's a
useless bastard. Um, I'm gonna pass it to Cody. So is it
an action or is it an attack action? Because I know you have all
kinds of stuff in your repertoire, So I hopeing you got something in your
repertoire that, like you know, okay, couldn't help here. Yeah,
I think I do. All right, Cody, what you're gonna do,
I'm going to it's an attack though it's not an action. It's not an
action, and I think that can include spell attacks. Right, doesn't say
specifically, Sorry, let me read it for you. When you take an
attack action on your turn, you can torrow one of your attacks and use
a bonus action to gear act one of your compia. Yeah, that creature
commediate. You actually to make one weapon attack, it says specifically, yeah,
yeah, honestly, none of you are going to be No, you're
you're probably the best in this situation with weapon attacks the sharks. So but
I'm so far. Oh, I'm on a rooftop. Can I hit him
or not? Can I get the angle you're you're with your gun. You
could hit him with disadvantage because you're on the rooftop, So you have if
you want to hit Leonardo da Vinci, he's one hundred twenty feet away from
you. Now, let's your your your gun can do it with disadvantage,
not a tool from the ground, disadvantage from the rooftop. So you could
do it, but with disadvantage. All right, then I'm gonna spend instead
of spending my superiority dice on that, I'm gonna spend my superiority dice on
an attempt at a disarm attack. Can that apply to the mech? Can
I like get him out of whatever the thing is if I shoot him in
the shoulder or something. I don't think it's the thing that he's holding.
I think it's okay. Um, then yeah, it's just gonna be too
disadvantaged ranged attack. I mean, if you hit him though, there's a
good chance you take him out here. Yeah, six and six the bullets
still even reach. They just fire off into the sky. I really hope
that. God, Dan Norman, fuck Cody work Man, Cody, It's
it's down to you. Okay. I'm gonna say Leonardo da Vinci is so
bloodied in that yeah thing. The mech still looks predatively good, but I
can wake up next turning to fire another brick at his face, I just
come on, we need to finish him off. I'm going to cast summon
beast all right, okay at third level, right, UM to summon a
b steal spirit. A be steal air spirit is the type sixty feet in
the air sick and it takes us turn immediately after mine, right and just
as as safety. After doing that, UM, I'm going to command it.
I'm gonna go attack daven she and then I'm going to use my bonus
action to wild ship again just in kise he hits me with something. Okay,
it gives us somehow, it doesn't work. So the wild shape and
it were big bear again, yeah, just for the health. So the
bird we have we used this bird before. No, it's like a it's
like a fair spirit in the shape of a big bird. And what what
sact? She doesn't use it uses B steal spirit. Oh oh oh,
be steal spirits five. Ye, all right, I think this might be
it. Guys, beast your spirit. Okay. It has sixty feet of
flying speed and it's already sixty feet up in the end. This beast makes
a number of tacks equal to half the spells level rounded down, does it?
Yeah? So well I only cast it at level three because that's the
only spears I had, So it's just one still sick right, Well,
it's up and it's got more. That is your it's a melly weapon attack.
It's the spell at tech modifies. It's E twenty plus seven and it
does eight plus the spell level. So D eight plus four three. Yeah,
so it be a D eight plus eight plus to hit I need to
row. That has a chance of killing him. I'm not gonna lie.
That does have a chance of killing him if you roll well in this situation.
Okay, it needs to him in first. Okay the D twenty plus
seven fifteen? Does that hit Leonardo da Vinci's I mean he is just a
warlock after all? Yes, that hits Leonardo da Vinci. All right,
the damage is going to be one D eight plus seven, Is that right?
Yeah? One D eight plus seven. Okay, it's gonna be a
good role, please, dude, could good enough? It needed to be
higher than eleven. Yeah. The the the bird flies forwards and strikes through
Da Vinci. Everything goes black and white as it strikes through with a red
streak across Da Vinci. You hear on the horizoner ah, and then the
entire Mex slumps to the ground and falls like Da Vinci does inside the Mex
suit and collapses into the buildings, crumbling houses and people around it. People
are screaming as it falls over and eventually hit. It's the ground behind it
and a huge plume of smoke rises from behind and the shark opens up fire
on the Mec again. As soon as I see it starting to fall down.
I'm running to towards Anthony because I saw he was on top of a
roof, so I can get there easily. Yeah, I'll climb up,
and I'm gonna appreciate that. I'm gonna cue wounds on him at second level.
And you hear some guy in the distance, go, so fourteen healing?
What did I miss, young Tony? You hear some guy in the
distance, just just out of earshot? Go um? Does this mean the
elections are canceled? And then we get it? Oh? Sorry, guys.
Rustige wouldn't kill Finn because he wasn't a baby anymore. He was a
toddler. That's our Rustig kills only kills base im pregnant, kill him.
I would have done it. Whatever you say, I would have done it.
I would have done it. Would have done it. I would have
killed the way with it. Two, if it weren't for you, meddling
Finn. Actually, Finn didn't do anything