This is the downbeat on ninety seven won the freak scuttle Buck time happening in
a second. So a couple of things happened last night. We talked at
about the MAVs game a little bit. It was crazy. There was a
little crazy scene in Lubbock last night too, as it was Texas Tech and
Texas and the Longhorn smoked Texas Tech if you're me unfortunately. But what happened
is there was a wild play where Texas player Rock Cunningham, he's chasing after
a loose ball, and there's again in Williams for Texas Tech. They're chasing
after a loose ball and then Brock Cunningham lays a football move hip check on
him and just like lays him out into the first row, and it caused
a big scene to which it got heated and then Lubbock at that point Texas
was already leading by twenty five points. Then a fan through a little tiny
fireball onto the floor and got ejected. So while you have all this going
on, they're reviewing the play, Texas Tech head coach and former University of
North Texas head coach Grant McCaslin has to go to the uh you know,
the press table right there at center court and gets the microphone or the public
address you know, announcers microphone to address the crowd. Uh gg curnt me
up? Please, here we go, and the entirety of the Texas bench
is near mid court. Listen, hey right here, everybody, listen.
Everything that gets stolen on the floor, We're going to get a technical fund.
Listen to me, it's gotta stop. It's gotta stop. Nothing else
on the floor am I planning? Which to me gave me lots of questions.
First of all, we're losing by twenty five, so there was a
big and there's ten minutes off the again, there was a big Fitt vibe
like if you really want to if student section, if you know what,
screw it, No we're throwing stuff. Or if you're a Texas fan,
who is that the game and you happen to have I don't know, a
mini container of fireball or some chapstick, maybe I give it the low the
low hand whip out on the floor a sert a chapstick and then hand back
in the pocket and then hey, what the heck? Who did that?
Doug on it pointed somebody so like, there's a lot of things that could
happen. How do you just go, well, this team's getting We talked
about this a little bit, and uh, I think it was Chiefs Dolphins.
It was the a snowball thrown on the field during that game on Saturday
on a Saturday night, or maybe that was Chiefs Bills. Yeah, always
the Bills. What that is snowballs? It's like, how do you just
assume though, that it was the home crowd? Is that not every person
at that game was a Texas Tech fan maybe ninety percent? And then also
remind us of Sam Wish in nineteen eighty nine, Why Shoes the coach of
the Bengals and they're taking on the Browns and something was done on the field.
Well, the next person that sees anybody point anything on this field,
point them out and get him out of here. You don't leave Cleveland.
Once again, it could have been Browns pay And that's great. That is
an awesome line, very real, living Cleveland, like ripping on the team.
Like that's so good. Well, that's why I was like, if
you're Grant McCaslin and you got it for a minute, you're down by twenty
five. Now After that happened, Tech put on a comeback and they got
to like twelve. If you think plays happened, this could have been a
six or seven point game and you ended up not being that. But do
you go we're gonna get a technical foul. We're about to stage a comeback,
like do you go for it? They just we're about to have the
biggest comeback of all time. Cut the promo or do you take the natural
thing? And he hated it more of the are we clear you know,
teacher with the teacher mode, but it's still like what tough stuck to be
in? Grab it. Tell all of your home crowd, who's very unhappy
that you're losing by twenty five. By the way, do what I say,
and you know what, college people do tend to be pretty loyal and
just follow it. It's funny that they're taking off the fireball guy up the
stands carrying can we get six security guards on him? It looked like for
security guards and two firefighters. It really did it look like somebody being removed
from a Navolney protest. It did. And then the easy access to a
wireless mic for the head coach is kind of awesome. He's standing out there
with a microphone. It's like, you know, the smart play would have
been to put some kamakazi karaoke up on the jumbo tron and let him have
a real Yeah. He starts playing hear the piano for don't stop believing him
again, like, oh God, here we go. I guess we gotta
do it. I'm just a small town girl line. There comes some unironic
bon Jovi get ready. Oh we're halfway there. I'm living on a prayer,
don't throw it. There is your cat ketchup there like Ole step at
eight. Because we're gonna do the time warp. I've done time warp in
a long time. Time warp is where we kind of look back, and
it's usually centered around a specific date. This year, it's gonna be this
time, it's gonna be centered around nineteen ninety nine, exciting the birthdate of
Lukadancic, because twenty five years ago, on this day he first was brought
into this atmosphere. The world was blessed with a beautiful Slovenian Bobby. His
little capsule from some other planet landed in Slovenia and little Bleana and people found
him wrapped in a little blanket and pulled him out and they realized he has
superpowers. Oh what have we done? Yeah, just act like he's a
normal human strounded by Frankensenson Murr and he he was interviewed on that day and
he said it was amazing. That's right. So he's twenty five. Did
these events up in ninety four, ninety nine or oh four? You can
call in and join forces with your sports heroes Danny and Mike. Yeah,
it's amazing. Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven one nine
seven one call in, stay on hold. I would really prefer it if
you're not on your speakerphone. When you're on it sounds a little better on
your bluetooth sounds a little better. But also be safe if you're driving.
And we'll do an alt shot format for Hoody in the Blowfish. Tickets.
Let's do it. What a prize? Yeah, dude, you a regular
person could be there to see Wody in the Blowfish. Yeah, just a
regular schmuck like yourself. You're right there, and then right there Hoody in
the Blowfish, no less than three hundred feet away. Hooty and the Blowfish
and the Blowfish. I mean, it's not justody. The Blowfish are going
to be there. Blowfish. Could you and someone you love and if you're
lucky, think about this. You could meet a real live blowfish seeing meat
one of the ones, and if you win, you get to tell that
person you love the same. Where Fish you right now? Honey, honey,
you're gonna be there? Where hoot? You gonna Blowfish? Oh my
god? I love that band. Not sure? May thirtieth Segis Pavilion.
Guess what. We could have got tickets at ticketmaster dot com, but we
didn't have to because we won. We want them have to go. Oh
my god, honey, what did this cost? We don't have the money.
We're gonna maybe lose. The farm didn't cost us a dollar. I
listened in ninety seven, won the Freak. I want them time warp eight
o'clock on February twenty eighth. That's the booty in the Blowfish, hooting in
the f and Blowfish. That's the victory that compensates for the MAVs almost victory
last night. What you just laid out? Yeah, she whizz you're serious
hard play hard one. Yeah, I a car for that, keep the
hard platform. Oh boy, we had some goats wandering around in Arlington.
This is funny. Body came footage from a cop. So there's a bunch
of goats. And we've talked about this a little bit. How goats are
almost like lebron Yeah no, no, no, actual is actual? No,
not like that. Did you say Gretzky, Yeah, Gretzky the animal
that creates one of the worst cheeses, you know, like goat cheese.
Well, it's it's not that I don't like it, it's just one of
the worst ones. You've just never had it. Yeah, most cheeses are
pretty good. People that don't like things but then claim that they've never had
it. Those are people that I trust. It's just going to be behind
a fade. Those are the smart ones. Do you know how many animals
make cheese? About seventeen? Yeah, cow's goats. It is kind of
weird. R donkeys. If you make milk, you can make cheese.
There's horse milk, any domesticated mammals milk can make cheese, cattle, goat,
sheep, yaks, camels, buffaloes, lamas, horses, ca packas,
donkeys, reindeer. You can all make cheese. You can milk anything.
With nipples, Mike, anyways, you know I have nipples, Kevin,
Can you milk meat? Beautiful? Exchange the wonderful? So just a
little saucer he's doing. He's talking like a baby at dinner, actual geppetto
you can milk anything with les and his confidence levels at a one and he
knows he's crashing and burning and his dad is just staring at him. Was
beautiful. He sounds like me trying to do the news every day. False
confidence portray in that show like hey buy a new glass, boy a new
bottle of champagne and knocks it off the ern. A great movie. Yeah,
okay, So these goats we talked about how they're like almost employed.
I mean they have a whole four one gay and everything to go eat up
land eat up, you know, bad portions of Grandine and construction sites and
things like that. Well, there's a little area in Arlington where a bunch
of goats were there, but fifty of them decided yesterday morning they wanted to
go on a little scamper. So here's the bodycam footage of the cops.
I only pulled this because it's funny because he's laughing and stuff. As he's
got a corral fifty goats in Arlington. Here we go, can we please?
Oh? In this way? We need him to go that way.
I told you it's a bunch of goats. That's a mess. Go goats.
Go back to where you came from. Please? Who knew we were
goat wranglers? Now? Is? This is the insane thing I've ever sure,
don't. I didn't know we had goats. It's very hard. He
had kind of running wild laugh. It's so good. He's sounded like Scooby
Doo at their shaggy at the beginning of that, that's a goat laugh,
while chasing goes different laughs. So I always respect the cop because it's one
of those jobs you have no idea what the day is going to take you,
and it's probably going to be bad. It's a roulette wheel where the
numbers change every day. Yes, that's also why I respect hookers. Yeah,
because you knock on a door and hookers, what do we got?
That's crazy? That's crazy. That's crazy, man. But boobs and ass
hot hot hot police have it on a far scarier level. And then he
this, you could hear it. He's like, we're wrangling goats. How
how is this on me? I'll try put when I put my arms out
into a shuffle to the side like it's then you go. I guess we're
wranglers today, and I think it's interesting. Cops know how to do everything.
I was like, I don't know what that if I'm doing. They're
winging it to where everyone's wagging it first time being around a goat. Yeah,
hey, Billy, come on so yelling at him. Oregon woman earned
the Guinness World Record for the whitest tongue, widest whitest, the whitest woman,
widest wide, the whitest tongue five whitest point one inches. Jenny Devander
is her name, She said, who loves I'll give you above mid that's
above midlightly. I liked it. I didn't expected where when it started.
I thought it was right. Do you have a said a bouquet of roses?
Just fall from the ceiling. Don't don't, don't bask, just accept
the applause. That was okay. Wait, let's see a pick. What's
her name again, Genny do Vander? I'll just look whitest tongue, Genny
do Vander? Do you v A N D E R? She said in
her regular human voice. I always knew I had a large tongue. Measure
here's how they measured it. They put dental floss around her tongue and then
measured the link to the flaws and there she goes five point two to one.
It's the most girthy tongue. Are you looking at the Yeah, it
looks like No, I'm looking at this thing. That looks like she's chewing
on a filaming. That's what her mouth, that's what it's not her fault.
Wow, that's wild. Can you get do you think you can get
surgery to get like half of that chopped off? Things that would tongues?
How are tongues hot? They're not this. I just put whitest tongue.
Look at this. That's the guy with Look at that piece of Okay,
that's comedy when the dude does it. It's comedy because HER's okay. Hers
isn't like flat. She's not making a look flat. It's like this big
tender loyd. Yeah, it's almost a cube. It's wacky, man,
it is crazy. But congrats to her on setting the record. One job.
She did it, She did it. All your dreams have come true.
Jen now I want to stay on this same tip here because there's a
big study that came out about your voice and what your voice says about you.
For instance, Danny has a very low, basy voice, right,
more of a baritone. How would you describe my voice, Mike? I
really don't ask him because he knows better terms for it. I don't really
know a higher voice, higher register. You're you're you're a tenor, nails
on a tenor. Yeah, I think I'm high pitched sometimes. I always
get the tendors have a broad range. Really yeah, yeah, when I
I don't know, it's pre Twitter whatever, before everyone had pictures of all
of us I got. I get a lot of shocked at my size,
yeah, compared to my voice. I used to think Kavanaugh was a big,
fat guy really, like when I first heard him eleven years ago on
the radio, twelve years ago in the radio you doing Night, and I
was like, And then I saw him in person, I was like,
Oh, it's a fit, tall kind of like I was not expected that.
I thought you would be huge. Yeah, but I'll make love to
you. So there's a it's a very loose, flimsy study, but it's
fun and interesting the pitch of her a voice, which is the highness or
lowness. It can tell you a few things about a person. For instance,
let's use Steve Carell's got a high pitch voice. Low pitch voices would
think of Morgan Freeman. Lo pitch, just think of Danny right here.
Low pushed voices are described as rich and deep and an attractive trade for the
opposite sex. Danny. See that, all right? And that's why Dandy
has been coveted by so many. Let me know when that starts working out.
You get heart emojis on our text a bunch. It's basically just from
Whitney. It's Whitney. I love Whitney, but I think she's probably married,
and you know she's not interested in me. She's just being sweet about
that. That's right, baby, Come and get it. I bet you
you can't even say that word, that phrase without laughing. You and Kavanaugh
are probably the most coveted of the host in terms of in terms of a
roll in the hay as I might. I have to take Mike and I
out of this discussion, unfortunately, not because we're single. We're probably the
only two dudes up here that aren't betrothed. But you're also over six foot
fit fit fit. Have you seen Kavanaugh without a shirt? Have you seen
me without a shirt? Come on, we're no Michael Fastbender over here.
Okay, that dude's forty five and shredded. Killer The Killer. Cannot recommend
it enough on Netflix movie or series movie about two hours long and fun,
so fun. That's good, dude, The Killer. You'll love it.
Mikey Yeah, kJ you've seen The Killer? No I haven't. It's good.
Yeah, yep, it's no nounes, but it's good. What is
Netflix? I'm gonna need a password in a text with the code Yeah,
trumble like five bucks. You don't have big cutbacks, got to go to
a lot of music festivals. Our recent study found that people who speak in
lower picture more appealing for long term relationships. Dan, that ain't true.
That's because the voice exaggerates size, but it makes it makes someone seem big,
large, and protective. Intimidating. Intimidating would be the one. If
you speak in a lower pitch, lower pitch, you're more likely to be
willing to engage in casual sex. Danny, Danny, I don't like the
way I'm being portrayed at all casuals. I just got there saying that I'm
good for long term relationships and casual sex. So I'm a cheating piece of
ass. Study showed people with lower pitched voices were more unrestricted when it came
to their sexual behavior, including orientations, attitudes, and desires. Well,
deny that, Danny, tell us your desires all flavors might be your darkest,
deepest desires, all flavors. Okay, and the study people with deep
voices were also found to be more extroverted and have greater dominance. Wrong,
wrong, wrong, This is a foolish study. Danny, you're a dom
submissive, soroy and domb Danny. Yeah, you like me a thick bitch
just because it's a fanatic. We can't go that I've met. If you
take Danny to local gay bar, he would be scooped up. It doesn't
work, ninety second, I've tried. It doesn't. I've tried. I'm
not kidding. It does work. No, it doesn't. You're probably put
off the wrong vibe. No, no, no, no no, I
was putting the vibe out there big time. Yeah. Yeah, I went
to the roundup to watch uh drag Queen Oscar Knight. This was probably in
two thousands, so I was young and handsome. I was at the old
mess that I've turned into now and I wore the fitted button down black shirt.
It was nice. Yeah, yeah, it was like fitted in nice
pants. And I went with a girlfriend and one of her girlfriends to watch
gay Oscar Night or drag Queen Oscar Knight, and I tried to talk to
him in nothing no, nothing, absolutely, that was kind of a social
experiment. Went to the bathroom. Men on either side of me at the
urinal, no peekovers, no conversation, no nothing. And by the end
of the night, I got drunk, and I'm like, what is wrong
with me? Yes, I was bummed out because I've heard that if a
gay man finds you attractive, it's a bigger compliment than a woman find out.
I've heard that. I don't know if it's true, but I was
really kind of a shop. I was rejected and I felt dejected. Is
it because you were in an NFL hat and a black savage here? That
was the No, that was a different time. This is a different time.
And I asked, I asked the girls, I said, what is
what's wrong? With because I was kind of sad all the way home,
and they're like, look, they know they can just tell that you're they
don't have a chance with you because you just you come off as straight no
matter how, you know, and you're probably making a mockery of it.
Yeah, they just she said, they just don't believe you. They know
that they don't have a chance with you. So they're not gonna they're not
gonna waste their time. Like, Okay, that's sad, that's fair.
Tomorrow, Yeah, it's never too late to rerack, you know, go
back reracks go. Yeah. I bet nowadays you'll have no problem catching a
d Hey singular, I bet multiple, Yeah, line them up. Tomorrow
we'll get into Mike. Tomorrow, will get into fast talkers. What that'
supposed to mean? You're not a fast talker? Actually you have been when
you get excited famously. Yeah. Well we've got deep We've got deep throat,
the fast talker and the mumbler. Morning. What a trio. I
got a huge tone like Jenny dun Okay, so we'll get into that to
marks. I think it's interesting and fun. But coming up next, you
can call two, one, four or eight one seven, seven, eight
seven, one nine seven one uh JJ will get you. Put you on
hold if you want to go see Hoody in the Bullfish. If you don't
want to go see Hooy in Bluefish, don't call in. I'm gonna be
honest with you if you don't want to go. But if you know someone
who does, you can give them the tickets too. But two and four,
eight and seven, seventy seven, one nine seven, Well, we're
gonna the TimewARP in honor of Luca Donch's twenty fifth birthday. Today, we're
having a big Luca Birthday party all day on the station and we're gonna play
the time Warp and you will get to pair up with one of your heroes
Mike Siroy, Danny Bayliss. We'll have an alt shot format game. It
will be a lot of fun in honor of Luca's twenty fifth b day.
So call in right now if you want to join. That's next on ninety
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