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Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well,
hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship. Oh the
Dallas Cowboys. Man, did I watch that game yesterday? And I said,
I don't want to hear what Matt Matt says he because I've talked to
Matt and I said to him, Wow, the Dallas Cowboys. And he's
like, he's slow playing it. You're slow playing it. Forty nine ers
are falling apart. Man, they've dropped three in a row. The NFL.
It's week to week. Wait in a week, that's three weeks.
I know, I know, I know. That's what I was going to
ask. The best team in football. We were just talking about maybe miamiye
Jackson, but maybe Jackson, Miami hasn't beaten the winning team. It's Baltimore.
Baltimore is the best team right now. That's a good call because that's
one that I forget they're a little off the radar for me, but don't
forget Philadelphia seven and one. They are and that man that was close to
the commanders, but like say, week to week, week to week.
So I want to know, Hillman, since you went to be TV where
I know there was a I mean, the place was packed large contingency of
Dallas Cowboy fans, one including our own friend Matt Reees. What was the
What was he like during the game. He was fine, Actually he was
all right. You know. It was the guy standing next to me freaking
yelled in my ear for fucking four hours. There were some times where in
that game, like the beginning, Matt yelling in the beginning, Dak got
sacked three times if you didn't get that penalty, and then what happened.
It was like it was like he hit his head on the turf and everything
snapped back. Well, it wasn't. It was terrible. And they were
running stunts right at the beginning, and the left tackle was out for Dallas,
so you got a backup who wasn't very good with the Jets for the
longest time at guard and they decided this guy can play left tackle, and
that's just it's the quarterback's blind side, it's most important. And the stunts
they were running, they were confusing them. And for some reason after that
first their second sack, when they got the third one, but they got
bailed out by the penalty, which was it was a bad penalty. But
I mean, we get enough called bad. Well, I don't, I
don't. I don't know, because you know how many times you want your
quarterback getting hit like that over and over and over. They woke up after,
yeah they did. And then so the first half looks great. Then
it looked like the Rams for coming back a bit. In the second they
took their foot off. They were all worried about that. I could tell.
I mean, I started to get worried. It was crazy as they
took their foot off the pedal for a minute, and all of a sudden
they it clicked again and they just put them away. They put them away.
That's that's what good teams do. Yes, And I don't know that
Dallas is a good team still at this point, you don't horrib will never
be convinced are horrible. Yeah. Plus plus we had a satisfaction. I
watched what the satisfaction is. What's the satisfaction of the of the Rams.
Oh yeah, was he there? No, but we text We got both
of them. She texted me first. He tortured him the Ram. He's
been a Ram fan since he was a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was just became. He's got a he's got a tattoo on his
calf. Dedicated fan. He really is. Yeah, he is, like
I've only he loves the Rams more than he loves his kids. No,
I know that's not true. He's got even the sauce after his kid.
I know that's not true. Somebody said, no, no, don't know,
because you're gonna get me in trouble with him. And I don't feel
like that. Oh one of one of uh, one of the guys watched
the Dallas game. He said he left he loved the Cowboys more in his
parents. But they look good, man. I mean, you got to
say the weekses this week, well we can say the Rams, but that
and and you guys weren't home, and we played very well home. We've
on eleven straight at home, so that's unbelieves good. But you know here,
we going to Philadelphia this week, so we'll find this is a big
game. This is a big game. I hate Philly Week. What when
is the game? Is it a four to twenty five game on Sunday?
Yeah, which is good because the Bill's playing at eight o'clock. So yeah,
you know, if the Dallas wins, I'll be there to watch the
Bills game. If they lose, I better go home. Okay, why
didn't you stay? Just pour a little salt in the wind of the Bills
fans because they are playing the Bengals, who get hot around. I mean,
then he turns mean and they're on the road. Yeah, it's great.
What happens when Matt turns mean? When it was like Matt's mean to
me is like slight digs like, no, it depends if you go back
five years ago, it's real bad. It's a lot better now than it
used to be. Stuff. What's that the stories? I hope he doesn't
carry tell these stories. One time at the old place, he got we
got really drunk. He hired it back. He hired back two people.
So we're sitting there in the next morning, these two people walk in.
We're like, what the fuck are they doing here? Did you remember hiring
them back? No? Okay, and you fired them immediately. I let
the one he had come back, I said, sorry, you're out of
luck. That's is an example. Yeah, well that's not necessarily mean that.
I'm kind of a It's sobering, is what that is? All Right?
One time he fired life, he fired four people. Well they shouldn't
have been mouthed off about Dallas. It's just you know what. You know
what, sometimes when you've had a few drinks and people aren't doing the job,
you're teaching more than it show. Yeah, I'm a better person all
these days. I can tell you those were rough. I appreciate that,
though I do. I can appreciate that a lot. Now I can't find
enough help to fire anybody. I mean, I can't find enough is what
is happening? Why is that? Do you think you know? I'm telling
you this since COVID, Yes, really, and I don't know that is
not giving them money? An that's a great point. I think there's more
at home jobs that are real simple that people can pretend they're doing and get
by. Literally. Had six interviews on Thursday for Cooks. One guy showed
up. One guy showed up. So he's a pretty good interview, right,
Yeah, it goes well. Seems like he knows what he's doing,
shows up to work on Friday Saturday, no shows. It's like unbelievable.
Really, how what what age are we talking? We're talking anywhere from twenty
one, twenty two to fifty to fifty. I'm telling you there's people our
age that don't know what responsibility is. I don't know how they live.
I know why they're you know, they're like, I really need the job.
I really need the money. Right, Well, maybe you stay that
job more than three weeks, you have some money. Yeah, But I
get the impression that you're the kind of guy that you'll meet someone halfway if
they say to you, I really need the job. And maybe they've got
let's say, eight out of the ten things you're looking for. Somebody else
comes in, maybe they seem a little flaky, they've got nine out of
the ten. You would go with the eight out of the ten guy ten
hundred. You would meet that guy halfway. But that's the impression I get.
Any you think you're getting a good read on something. Man, it's
like, damn, how did I miss this? I must have missed the
red flag somewhere, right, And then do these people ever show back up
like as a customer ever show her face and I don't know where they do
to the people. He fires though, which is really weird. D I'll
still hang out there, which I don't understand, because they liked it and
they liked the atmosphere for whatever reason. Maybe they was like fire for a
reason. Yeah, because I'm spend their money. I don't give his shot.
Yeah, exactly, what are you gonna do? Don't spend your money
here? That's crazy, that's crazy. Hey, did you see that Mellencamp's
coming, No, mellen off tour here. Mellencamp's kicking off his tour here
at the West Her Auditorium theater. He's doing all theaters. So I looked
at this because I went, Mellencamp should be doing Blue Cross Arena. In
my mind that that's where he would sell, he would sell, and I
brought it. I thought he's at that point. Well, I disagreed.
Widams played the Auditorium and he's just as big as Mellencamp, if not bigger.
I would say, he's actually bigger. So I had to do because
that was my initial knee jerk thing was like, it's Mellencamp. He had
all those hits, all those things from the Bruce is still out there right
different, Bruce is way different. Bruce strikes a chord with people. Camp
is the piece. He's the poor Man's Spring Springsteen. Yeah, yeah,
and then he even Bruce come out, well the poor man doesn't want to
pay the go to away. But let me tell you something. He does
not sound the same anymore. He's got a new album that he's pushing and
it's called Orpheus Descending, which I believe. Let me show you what a
nerd I used to be. I think it's a Tennessee Williams play, like
kind of these ones that I don't know that it was ever on Broadway,
but it was like one of his more tragic plays is Orpheus Descending, And
that's the name of the album, and there's a couple of songs in there.
So I listened to some of it today. But he just doesn't sound
the same. He doesn't sound that. His voice is much more gravelly.
And this is actually the title track, Orpheus Descending. But wait till you
hear his voice. It's almost unrecognizable at first. Yeah, Sean mullen.
Mullen, alright, I was thinking of, uh, what's his name he
does. Who wrote Downtown Train Rod Star? No, Rod Stewart covered anything.
Uh, you're You're close. I'm drawing a blank, but he is.
I used to love this guy. Any song that that was a hit
for Rod Stewart. Rod probably didn't write it, That's true, seriously,
like he did. He did a great version of them, but he he
just hessive. Some of the stuff he wrote was ship Tom Waits, Tom
Waits, Tom waits. Oh that waits right on right one. It sounds
like, I mean, the guys changed. Smokes. What do you think
he's going to sound? Smokes and Shane Smokes gets a lot of different ladies.
He was at Howard, he was at Howard Stern. He was and
uh and he was smoking. He smoked the whole time he was on the
on the show. Really yes, damn yep. It's always like I went
to Wonder with Chappelle to Chappelle smokes everywhere. But I don't know if he's
doing that off stage as much as he does it on stage. But remember
Saturday Night Live, he walked out, he just fucking lit up. I
was like, God, damn, man, I mean, what do you
do in your state? What are you doing? It's a comedy club though
when they want to light up though, yeah, it depends on who it
is. I think that's a bigger thing. Like some chick. Yeah,
didn't you talk about the chicken whipped out the vape? And then everybody starts
vaping and you know, then you got a problem. Yeah, well,
because well you know, and what do you want to deal with those complaints?
Do you want to deal with that bullshit? But Jimmy Schubert this weekend
there was a he called he saw them walk in and he goes, it's
a gaggle of gash right, So then he gets on stage and one of
them are talking or something. Now I thought he'd be playful. He turns
around and he just screams, shut the fuck up, like just I mean,
and then he goes, oh, and happy birthday. He just thrilled
them down. Orpheus Descending is a three act played by Tennessee Williams. Yeah,
first person of the Broadway in nineteen oh it did make it. It
did make it a Broadway brief performances. Yeah, okay, I didn't think
it made it to Broadway brief, but I remember reading the Tennessee Williams play.
Fact chuck your nerd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not I
appreciate it exause a lot of times I don't know these things, and I'll
say, like, I do you know, I'll just stick my flag on
that hell and I'm fucking going down with this ship even though bullshit. So
Mark, I've been waiting to see you because I wanted to ask, what
did the show Friends mean to you? Now that? Yeah it did?
I figured if anybody I know really liked that show because we're about the same
age. I remember where I was when I saw the first episode, and
I remember where I saw the last. Yeah. Yeah, And I didn't
stay I think that loyal to it. I kind of went more Seinfeldt,
but I watched him. I appreciated the show. Watched them both riding the
same night, and it was like I liked him though it's Chandler base was
he was greening the show. He was like in I liked him when he
played uh, when he was in the coomes. Yeah. After then he
really was good. He was pretty good. His movies were good. Yeah,
what was the one he did with Zach? Who's the kid who's now
all Jack used to be a Disney kid. Zac Efron, but he goes
back and oh, seventeen seventeen again. I think it's called seventeen again.
But it's like in switching places. I think I did watch that. The
whole nine yards was great with small nine yards they made. They made selamahayak
Yeah did uh? What was he was? I don't know they were he
was fell in love with her? Yeah, in the maxic the family and
like it. They ended up when I called my kayaks kayak. But you
know I watched I watched slide. When you watch feel better, yes,
it makes you more like a man once in a while. It dumps me.
When you watch Friends in your twenties and then you watch it again in
your fifties, you watch the show a lot differently. Well, I now
somebody told me, actually, the guy that bought one of my houses from
sat down and watched before it was on Netflix, it was on something else,
or maybe it was on Netflix for a while and it's on HBO Mix
yet now I think it might have been on Netflix. He watched the whole
thing beginning to end, and he said, there's actually a whole story in
there. It was, but I thought like more people rooted for him and
Monica to get together than Ross and Rachel because and I honestly thought, out
of all the shows that would be the most relatable for gen X, it
was out. It was that one. And the thing was was it being
in my twenties. I really wasn't a Ross fan. I like him,
No, I watched my fifties. I think he's hilarious, one of the
best characters. Annoyed me. He's annoying. Get rid of him. But
now I get I get what he was saying, what he was doing when
it was you know, it was pretty funny. But that show. You
have to think about it though. Man, that shows you watched that show.
It's a timeless show, just like just like Seinfeld, they're timeless shows.
I have not gone back and watched he couldn't finish. So as far
as Seinfelder, friends friends, friends, So I got COVID in March again,
I was stuck Holme for three days and I got in the season three.
Yeah, I haven't gone back and watched it since. So I was
never a big Friends person. Yeah, I caught it towards the end and
now I watch them. If it's on, I'll watch it. I don't
go out on my way to watch it. Yeah, I don't really go
on right now. Right now I'm binging suits. Oh dude, I watched.
I watched the whole thing. Yeah, I'm at the end of season
five. I'm so glad you said that, because there was a thing to
me, like I found that show relatable in some way. I liked it.
And you're at the end of season five. There's only nine, yes,
and now they've left it. There's a lot of talk about it coming
back. Yeah, they didn't do nine because my shows eight, but they
do. They did do nine. They might just do eight because the nine
is the Oh okay, because it's like one of those half day nine.
You can probably get him, get him at a pay extra extra. What
what are you watching it on Netflix? And I can pay an extra?
I watched off fucking mine. You want to watch the end of the series.
It's another ninety You gotta be shipping me. They do that much off
I was sure they do, yeah, because it says because I looked yesterday,
I was like, somebody said it was nine. I think it was
eight there, so I thought I only had three to go. I thought
was hard fact checkers going to look it up? Kevin's the fact checker.
You know. My buddy said he finished season nine. So I'm pretty sure
there's a nine season. Maybe it's on something else right now. Maybe's not
old enough for Netflix show on that Netflix show though I watched it all through
Netflix. It was the USA show, but they put it on Netflix,
and I think it was in twenty fifteen. Yeah, it's an older show.
Yeah, thirty five. Never, I never saw it. It was
on Yeah, so I watched me neither I binged it over the past couple
of months. I would just lay in bed, That's what I'm doing.
Yeah, I was just watching on my iPad. Yeah. Usually on Tuesday,
I go home, you know, so one night I can get out
of work early and I just go home and watching like eight episodes Chuck Peacock.
They might have a nine on Peacock. Okay, I got Peacock,
and the NBC is beginning a developmental developmenting developing a new spin off series.
All right. This pisses me off because I watched all nine on Netflix and
that was not within the last month, and they fucked around. Look at
this. That's strange. I'm saying, check Peacock. That may have season
They may. You're right that that's that's interesting. What celebrity death did you
cry about? Do you cry about any celebrity that Van Helen? Eddie van
Halen, Oh my god. I put that out today on some social media
and that was the most popular answer, Eddie van Hanle. I mean you
have to remember, I mean we, I mean I saw Eddie. Yeah,
I mean I saw Van Halen at least thirty times in concert. I
don't think I've cried at any celebrity death. And I'm the one that really
surprised or should Yeah, I know, Keiths coming, Keith coming, He's
got another thirty years. Uh. The Michael Jackson one, I remember being
like, damn only because like as a kid, that was whether you you
know, everybody denied they bought the Thriller album. It was the biggest selling
anybody in the fucking world lie to me. And every one of those songs
when you hear it, it's almost you can't help your body but move all.
That one surprised me. But I don't think I've ever cried in the
celebrity If I cried that eything, I was really upset though. Yeah,
if you're just thinking I was never gonna see Van at even Hailing again.
Yeah. Did you go backstage with us in nineteen ninety six? Yes,
yeah, I got in an argument with the guy from Collectivesoul. You know
this story, Well, yes you did. I don't remember it. Yeah,
I don't remember. Did you tell it here? No? I told
you it was that was? That was what that That whole thing saved my
job because I would get very like I didn't want to do anything but being
on the radio, Well there were all the slots were filled, so I
was gonna have to leave town. So originally I was going to Syracuse.
They say, hey, be the promotion director. Well I'm the promotion director.
But I did not. I didn't want to do it, and I
hated the gig. And my desk was just a mess. And there were
people that would take pictures of my desk and send it to the general manager.
Well there was three pictures of the three there was a genius. Right,
that's a genius thing. Your desk is a mess, there was.
I've been using the excuse for a while. So you shared that office with
Billy to Tori, No it was no, Billy was in that until No.
No, this is Wint. Yes, I go back to my so.
Uh, they needed to have someplace they were gonna have Collective Soul do
like a listener appreciation. They were going to play before they opened up for
Van Hallen, a little acoustic set, so they had wasn't it a Jump?
Yeah? And I did. That's where the that's of the argument.
I did it at Jump because Van Hallen had the song Jump. They had
just opened. Jump Cafe was right behind the Blue Cross Arena, wasn't far
and they loved it, like managements, like, oh, it's just great.
I was kept my job. Damn, that's great. I was like
filling guy or a weekend guy, and that was it. Yeah. So
I spilled it. Okay, what happened was I was getting a beer and
there's a guy behind me and I hit his beer and went all over him.
He was a total jackass, and I told him the funk off,
right, Well, you spilled the beer on the guy, apologize and what's
going to get him another one? He was being an asshole. Then I
didn't realize it was a guy from Collective Soul until he was on stage.
Was it ed? It was that? Yeah? Ed Roland just comes to
town. Edna, Hey, I loved him. I had a great interview
with that guy. He was just cool as ship. I bet you,
I bet you remembers that. I bet he would, Bet I would.
I would love to get him in here to find out. Wait. I
had a great conversation with that guy, really really. I love that his
management is based here, managers based in RONCT. The soul is still original.
No, I think it's everybody. That was just three out of five.
Okay, he's a big drummers the third guitar player. Yeah, I
liked him, but I actually that was a great show too. It was
a great show that was And that was Sammy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Sammy used to be a garbage man here in Rochester. He was
still Yeah, his brother still lives here. Yeah. Yeah, he said
he still has family here. Yeah, and I think I think was maybe
married to somebody here. I don't know. Yeah, he didn't. He
just he told me his in law still lived here, is what he told
me, Yes, which is his wife. Now. Yeah, so man,
when was he had to be like in the sixties, because yeah,
do you imagine going you're collecting garbage in the city of Rochester and now you
have a brand Cobbo wobble. That's all fucking you. That's huge, all
right? How many people can say that? Nobody? I don't know anybody
who well, probably anybody. I guess who's made it did something. People
still saying Kevin knows this is that he didn't need to go to Van Hallen.
He was his biggest van. Yeah, probably, yeah, he was
his biggest van. Well, they wanted him, they wanted the beginning.
Yeah, yeah, Ted Pendleton I think was the guy's name. He's a
producer and he goes, this is the best singer in rock. This David
Lee rock It sucks all show play early closest to spin? How old is
Sammy Hagar? Sammy Hagar? I believe five seventy six. We were all
around, all around the pin look at that. So that was the celebrity
that made you cry? Yeah, Van Halen, that is what I've always
wondered to with m t V when they when that's somebody big like Michael Jackson.
They actually played videos. Yes, who's going to be that next needle
mover? That's gonna get them to do it because it wasn't. Tina Turner,
Oh, I want to play videos again to like that day of tribute
videos. Gotta be Taylor swel right, Yeah, you wouldn't say Madonna or
the Stone. Madonna's just put out a new song. She did, Yeah,
she does it with a couple of other people, but she heard it.
Sounds good. I heard it the old in the radio, No Ship,
and they said at the end, oh that's Madonna and the new song.
I'm like, holy ship. I saw her in concert and she was
really good. She was just on to her and she had to cancel most
of it because she got ill. Yeah, she looks like she looked in
the mirror. You know, right, fuck? What did you do?
You know? The girl that I jerked off to when I was twelve thirteen
is now? You know? Remember when she was in Playboy? Yes,
I red these pictures? Yes, yeah, and my brother talking about eighties
and my brother buy that for me. H, that's true. That was
an Italian girl. Time about back. I can't stand it. That's coming
back? Is it? Yeah? It's a big thing though, what do
you mean it's a big thing? Well wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait. How do you know it's a big thing? I know?
People talk, Yeah, people talking at the bar, don't worry about
how I know it, right, Shut the fuck up. I just know
it's back. I got a guy. You wouldn't know either. I watched
fucking porno, of course I know. Oh yeah, I checked some porno
out to see what's going on. Yeah yeah, retro Bush is back.
What's trend to get YouTube? I don't want it retro I didn't know that
retro Bush all right, Yeah, I have no problem with it. Actually,
be quite honest with you. Yeah, I don't you know, I
don't you know. I can go either way it happens. I don't give
a ship of course not. You're just happy to have it. You're like,
it's like me, He's just like, hey, thank you. I'm
fine, it's fine. I'll get through there. Got a machete, I'm
going hair asshole. I'm surprised, though, because Mark's an oral guy like
he you know, that's his thing. So I'm surprised it doesn't bother you.
I'll never forget when you can give pleasure and floss at the same time.
There was there there was this girl I did. I did her for
ten years. Actually, you said to her one time we were together,
you like this, you go, did you in fight? Anybody better than
him. No, yes you did, Yes, you did. It sounds
like something you'd say you totally did, and you apologize. You're going Mark,
I'm still I'm still good, Jerry. Yeah, it was a joke.
What's that. She's a really good looking she looked like Kate Kate Winsley.
Okay, yeah, so she moved away and she came to visit,
so we go to you know, she off her bands, she's got she's
got a bush that I've never seen. I mean it was like, I
mean, there was freaking ewoks living in that fucking thing. Yeah. Well
she was just trying to keep you away. Birds are flying out of there.
Okay, Wow, sounded yeah I haven't. You don't see that,
like, because I remember as a kid, I told you guys a life
saving course I had, and that it was peeking out around woman's bathing show.
Yeah, I mean that was bad. Were you grossed out or did
you think it was? I was grossed out. Really, I was fourteen.
I was grossed out. I kept you wearing laughing. Uh no,
I told everybody, look, of course you did. I got well,
of course I did. And then I said it looked like somebody hit a
spider with a fly swatter on her twat. I just imagine I called it
her fly twatter. Imagine the trouble you would have been in with one of
these all dead. Well, we used to take pictures of camp. We
used to take the kids cameras when they went around, we were shooting pants.
So when they had the pictures developed, because he I was on,
their parents are like, what the fucking trouble with that ship? Now,
back then they were an up and going, well, this looks like this
one's gotta be morand yeah, they're all under age at that point. Although
the parents developed in the film where I guess that could Yeah, I guess
that would get that you're saying that would definitely get turned it. Oh yeah,
there was a story one time he shoved the Walgreens to get the pictures
and its police waiting for you. I'm not going to say who. I'm
not going to see who it was, but his daughter he had a portable
cameras at the time. His daughter and a friend took tons of pictures on
it and he went and got it developed. He didn't get in trouble,
but he was like a lot of naked pictures taking pictures of the two girls,
and I think they had to be I think they were definitely under seventeen.
Yeah, not by much. I don't think. Did you ask for
copies? Hey? Can I have the negatives? I mean, you know
I didn't have bush. Wow, yeah, that would be a little uncomfortable.
That'd be very uncomfortable. Yeah, No, you didn't any trouble,
but yeah, yeah, I remember having I had to take a photography class,
so I bought a camera and I was taking like black and whites and
all this stuff. And I tried to get a girl to do that for
me, and she wouldn't. I was close, so close, man,
I was talking to talking talking. I said, we'll shoot it this way.
We won't put your face in there. I thought, this is gonna
be the greatest, greatest coup I had ever pulled off. Failed, absolutely
fail. All right, we'll take them all. Huh, thanks bTB.
So I've already had a special for the month of November. November begins on
party Set No. Ten minutes. That might have been a record, right,
It was so good. I'm getting it when I get was so good.
But I don't know what's it called because it was Hamburb Burger Mac.
The Burger Mac. Yeah, oh it's great. But what kind of sauce
is on there? Spicy Thousand Island and the Alfredo put yeah and the Alfredo
yeah, and I like those spice. It's not overkilling, it's just it's
like a drizzle on top. How do you know the again? This is
all Stephanieanie. Yeah, it's impressive, Yeah, very impressive. Any any
dates left for people to get like party rooms or anything? December? All
series in December are now booked. There's one Friday left, one Friday left,
and of course during the week is available if you want that and you
want to do it, yeah, want with like a Thursday night or something.
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It's BTV R o C dot com and you can find you gotta get a
catering package but it's perfect so there's no charge for the room other or not.
Sit up to sixty five people, yeah, comfortably. What is Kevin
having over there? I got a chicken palm sandwich on a garlic bread.
butN wow, that looks like a bottle roll or something. It's a fresh
Italian roles. Okay, fresh Italians A little you know, a little crisp
on the outside and inside. You know how you love that Italian read like
that? Yeah, they do a great job Breakfast. When I went in
yesterday before the game, on egg an egg on that? No? No,
I I oh you just had? Yeah? I got? What did
you get? I got? I just did it simply. I just got
a couple of eggs and bacon I go for. The brunch was cranking yesterday.
I bet the waffle looks so good, the pancakes, the French toast
you had? I told you about that. Yeah, because I didn't want
to fill up. I wanted to have some beers. I mean it was
gonna be a long day. I can't drink. I can't drink. Yeah,
after you know yourself. That's smart, that's smart, A little bit
of toil. The pizza next month. The pizza next month is breakfast pizza.
So you got your choice of rancher me hot scrambled eggs, tater touts
on the pizza, chunks of waffle, okay, maple syrup, bacon.
No wait, man, is this only available for brunch or it's special for
the month, all day, all night, all day, all night next
month? Oh my god, here next Monday. What's it called. It's
called the breakfast pizza. The breakfast pizza. So it's chunks of waffle,
sausage, pepper or sausage, bacon, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, grumbled eggs,
and then maple drizz all over the top of it. If anybody does
that, they're a liar. They're they copied that. Absolutely. I've never
heard it heard, never heard he does that. I've never heard on the
breakfast. Everybody can do a normal breakfast piece, but the best way is
the meat hot bass. It's amazing. It's not too hot, just because
it's just enough layer. I'll bring you one next Monday. There we go.
You can have one for yourself. You gotta have a piece. I'll
bring a large for you. I'm like a fucking load load. I'm a
load no, but I'm like a fat ass, Like you're not fat the
way you eat, though, you should be well because I don't eat.
I stop eating normally at six pm and I don't eat again until like noon
the next day. And that's what I've been doing. And I lost fifteen
pounds doing that. I need to lose more because now I got fucking cameras
in my face. I go, you start to see what a fat fuck
y'all? I know you know what I mean. I can't really do.
I can't look at myself. It's it's terrible. I do look like a
thumb. I've been trying to tell you that in the nice years, in
the nicest way, in the nicest way possible. All right, well we'll
take a moment. I uh, my son stopped by earlier today and I
did a little thing with him because he's raising money for his track team and
Robertswesleyan and I when I listen back, I go, god, I was
just a crumpy dick. That was awful. You can hear this if it
was a little embarrassed. But it got better towards the end, as he
was telling me he's close to the to a record breaking a record, so
that that's pretty cool. We'll do that and then we'll be back here.
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like the song and I didn't like the use. I used to be obsessed
with this, I know, get right on that microphone. I didn't like
I didn't like it when you say it, and that was But you know,
I can I guess I'm a jerk. I don't know. I guess
that that would be the uh the thing, man, this is uh.
You know what's funny too, is with Halloween. I went back on the
YouTube channel on my YouTube channel, and I saw you in first grade.
You were dressed as Dracula. Oh my god, I remember that. You
and you said you and Anthony. Do you remember Anthony from first grade?
Yeah? I do, okay, yeah, I said me, me and
Anthony or Dracula. And Jackson told people to come to the house and ask
for you and then to tell you that you're a dork. He did that,
so he was in like second grade. If you were in first grade,
and there you go. And it doesn't feel that long ago to me,
It really doesn't, but well it does to you. Should to you,
it should feel like a lifetime ago. Well it does to me.
Yes, it's I mean, as my dad, I'm sure it doesn't know
not at all. I don't even know where the time went and how it
all changed around. And here we are, and now you're in your senior
year and going to graduate from college and that'll be fantastic. Are you going
to graduate from college? I'm hoping. I don't like those words. I
know you don't know? We say, why do we say? I'm hoping?
I'm hoping. You've had great grades all the way through. Yeah,
I mean things are still going pretty well. It's just timing's been hard.
But yeah, well that's part of it. It's easy to get deeper into
it's supposed to get a little more challenging. That's that's what happens. So,
speaking of my senior year of college, this is also my will be
my fourth and final year on the Roberts Wesleyan track team as well. Okay,
all right, so what are we doing? So what are we pimping?
Here? Oh? God, what a hard transition that was so this
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because it's senior year and you've got indoor for winter and then outdoor for spring,
and that's it. That's all I have. Yeah, and you're on
pace for what so for this year in indoor track with how well practice it's
been going and everything, I'm on pace to set a new school record for
the weight throw event for indoor track and field. And I'm also on pace
to place in the top three for conference championships for indoor and outdoor track.
So now when you say on pace, does this like once the season starts,
you think you'll you'll get it right away. I'm thinking, take a
little while. You know, I'll have to wait and see where I am
after our first I'll put so much pressure on yourself because you get yourself all.
No, I know, but one out on things. Sometimes things have
been going well. Once I have my official marks, that I'll know for
sure. But as of right now today, by the end of the season,
I will have broken that record. Well, that would be quite an
accomplishment. That's the one I'm working toward. Yeah, that would be really
that would be a wonderful goal to hit. Right, to have something like
that, like, what are you doing to maintain that? To avoid setbacks?
To avoid I'm just showing up to practice every day, working through the
drills with my throwing coach, coach Roy Hawkins. He's he and I have
worked together since I've started as a freshman, and we're just going in making
sure I'm you know, following through with proper drills and making sure that I'm
staying healthy, seeing the trainer when I need to stretching things. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of routine stuff, A lot of routine stuff,
a lot of a lot of time in the weight room. You already know.
I love that. Yeah, but you know, just a lot of
times, you know, like some of the you know, with boxing stuff,
it's a lot of hip and leg and sometimes the biggest muscular guy isn't
well, sure they can. If they connect, they're gonna hurt you potentially.
But a lot of it's the lower legs. It can be deceiving.
I mean, you look at Tyson Fury and he looks like a blob,
Like he looks like he got off the couch. He's not as cut as
some other guys. And yet it's technique in style and certainly strength. I'm
not gonna no no, And a lot of it has been just working on
you know, hip to leg technique and making sure that everything wines up the
way it's supposed to do. You watch a lot of tape and stuff this
you do. I watch a lot of my own tape back. We'll record
my throes in practice, watch back the film and be like, oh,
okay, here's where something happened. You can fix that by doing this.
Yeah, and then we work on that. We revisit retape, same thing
every day. So how excited is the coaching staff? That would be amazing.
The coaching staff is really excited. They don't want to get to ahead
of themselves because nothing official yet, but right as of as of where things
are, everyone's really excited for me. We're all excited for the rest of
my teammates as they're projected to do really well. A lot of them this
year haven't actually competed before because we've had a lot of walk on sophomores and
a lot of just people who weren't eligible to compete last year for multiple reasons
now actually able to go out and compete. And another big exciting thing is
our we have. We have just gotten a new pole vault coach. So
that's a whole nother section of the team that Look, no one's ever heard
of this pole volte coach. I don't know, right, I don't think
anybody has. Somebody gen sure, Yeah, she's a world record holder,
world record holder, and two times, you know what she's gonna say when
if you break the school record, it's nothing. Yeah, she's that's nothing.
I got school records. I've got got Olympic records, I got world
records. A rookie got three gold medals on my helf. All right,
yeah, come on, rookie. I think that's great. Well, congratulations
to you. That's quite the accomplishment going for the school record. I hope
you get it and surpass it. I hope you. I hope you set
it and then break it and set it further again within the same season.
That would you know? That would really be wouldn't that be great what I'm
going for? Yeah? Well, I think that's fantastic. But again,
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right yeaheah, Because I was looking at Madonna. I wouldn't know a
Madonna. I don't feel really stupid if I'm wrong now but I'm pretty sure
I didn't hear things wrong. No, I'm sure you didn't hear things wrong.
I just looked up new Madonna song and this song hung Up, and
I go, I never heard it. Oh, it's been out for fourteen
years. I had no idea. I don't well, I don't know.
They called hung Up. Wait, that's the new song. Looks like it.
Well, that's that's That's what I'm playing right now, hung Up?
Yeah, Oh, never mind, that's not that. I don't know.
Wait one in here with the Weekend too. Yeah, hung Up looks like
it's the newest one. Okay, so why did it say fourteen years ago?
Well, the Weekend's got one with her and it looks like that's it,
says released two thousand and five. Yeah, Madonna new single just Won't
Quit October five, twenty twenty three. Right there, you go, all
right, Well we'll find it anyway, Madonna, it's sixty something years old.
I like that she's still pumping out the hits. I just I wouldn't
know. After the eighties, I have no idea what Madonna maybe a little
bit of the nineties. I realized she did a lot of acting in the
nineties. Yeah, well I remember suddenly seeking Susan. Well, she was
in she actually was. I think she might have won the Academy Award.
Oh for Avida Avida iss. She was fantastic. Yeah yeah. Did she
want something to lead of her own too? Did she want? Oh?
I don't know if she want anything, That's right. I forgot she was
that she was David. She was greeting that she was. She's she's really
talented, she is, and she's got a lot of a work ethic.
Yeah, you don't have a body like that. With number twenty two on
an R and B Hip Hop Songs Chart, No shit, what are called?
I gotta hear it? Now? Pull back? Now? What was
it called? Just won't quit? Just won't quit? In every place,
in every place? Oh, this is what I'm talking about, Timberlake.
You see she is? Oh yeah, you like it? I do love
it all right? Love the weekend? Yeah, I sdulated as that in
the TV shows, Oh to play Killer they got. They canceled it after
seven shows because I think they is finish, finish what I'm thinking she does
want to give it up? Yeah. It was Paul McCartney playing guitar with
Rihanna and Kanye fashion. So let's see what Madonna doesn't listen? And Madonna's
like your grandma, now yeah, you want the retro hair would be great.
Everybody screamed, shame to favorite Cardi? Who is this my boy?
Cardi? That you see me running from your ship? I wonder if that's
your singing? Are you watching a video or you just yeah, But there's
no video of her. It's weekend all over, but not her. Even
they were like, that's a dream, it's a great, this is a
great. So Madonna Sex Book and Erotic CD, first edition USA? How
much unopened sealed? Unopened sealed? I'll save three hundred and fifty dollars?
Got it? Really? Three forty nine? What's twenty bucks shipping? If
you got fucking assholes? If you get through all the ship away singing,
we sold my mother's house. Uh. I don't know if I should be
excited or not that Leonard Fournette is now a Buffalo. Bill well Man explaining,
so I had to me, yeah he is. He on the practice.
He'll be on the practice for a minute. Well, I know what's
the elevating for game day? You know? That's what do they can do
it three times before they signedhim to a sign contract. Is he got some
gas in the tank still? I don't know. Last year he reported to
camp like twenty pounds overweight, So does he look like now? I don't
know. They tried him out, so I wouldn't think he's out of shape.
Okay, the reason why wek eight, he's still out there. That's
a good point. Even Zeke got signed and Zeke has been a total bust
in New England and he's got two touchdowns, got three point seven. Your
herds of carry's averaging, got six carries. I know. How about Derrick
Henry going to take Dereck Henry in a heartbeat? You said he's going to
the Ravens. That way him in Buffalo fit there in the two running backs?
Nope, the Builders super Bowl, they got a good defense. Yeah,
I don't like that. I don't like to see that on either.
But I, for whatever reason, out of the NFC, I see Dallas
Lamar Jackson is Dak Prescott. He can't win a playoff game. Will they
used Derick Henry or they yea but Lamarky running? They'll do both? Question,
they'll do both, and they won't let Lamar throw the ball. Oh
yeah, the Giants quarterback didn't have one throw until overtime. It was the
old Syracuse the Giants. Yeah, oh yeah. I mean they said,
who's this? That says Danny DeVito's in there. Him and Arnold had a
kid together. They look, well he left Syracuse with the Illinois I didn't
know that they transferred out. He lost his job, Yeah, he did,
because I remember doing. I was on a station in the Midwest and
I had to read promos for the game and it was timing Devina. Wait
a second, that's a kid from Syracuse. Yeah you transfer. Yeah,
so obviously probably a smart move for him. And how he made it to
the NFL, that says a lot third string. He's played behind Tyrod Taylor.
I don't care. Well, that's fine. I mean I always go,
do you know how good you have to be to suck to play at
the NFL? At good point, he's not that good because all they did
was head off the ball. We'll think about the NHL, you know,
hockey. I mean that's toughest. I mean, oh, you know,
you see kids who are greatest kids and you go, man, so you're
talking the worst of the greatest athletes in the world. I know. I
take that. I would too. When you're getting you're making two hundred thousand
dollars a year, I think it's five fifty or something for a rookie,
is it really? I think it's five hundred fifty thousand. That could be
wrong, okay, because Party was still making like eight hundred thousand. Yeah,
he might still. I forget. Last year was his first year.
Yeah, it goes up every year. He might keep. I think his
true colors are covering film. I don't know if it's really him. He's
still five interceptions in two weeks. The defense, the defenses look like ship.
Yeah, they blew their wide against Dallas. Yeah, hopefully well right,
listen, this is not January stumble now, Yeah, stumble now,
and that was the thing. But Buffalo is doing it. Setting everybody up.
Here's hoping, here's hoping. No home playoff games are better off.
Nobody shows up anyways. Gold So uh three one five news. Oh yeah,
I know we're not calling her not not not three five news, but
uh, you always make fun of network news, and I heard this this
was you make fun of news, even local television news ESPN, though,
yes, and mostly yesp local news you don't like. Local news is not
local news. Basically it's run by someone. But in another town you maybe
get one or two people that are local. But that's it most what you
see. I don't know if them, oh no, some of them,
yeah, we like some of them that are run yeah, yeah, like
they're the company that owns owned by a local company, but the local people
like I was on Channel thirteen with Jerry on Thursday morning. You were yeah,
and the guys are great there yeah, Mike to Georgia, Yeah,
Mike was there, you know, Mike to George Yeah yeah, I okay,
well you were in their studio. Stephanie and I did a segment with
Jerry. Uh you know Jerry No, Jerry Man. They always get him
out. He's awesome. He's awesome, but he's a great chef. But
he does a cooking show every Thursday morning for like a five minute segment.
I think it's eight minutes actually, and we went on on the salad and
showed the salad to harvest salad actually that we have this moment. Nice.
Yeah. So he's really cool. He's in the restaurant all the time.
He makes he makes people cry. He's awesome. He throws things around in
the kitchen, thinks a lot. I think he's calmed down a lot.
Oh he works over. Where's too bad He's Oh, he's not there anymore.
He's a red deer run winery. Okay, so this is a news
story and just so you can hear it, and we'll let you comment.
Crazy fall. Look at that call on camera and Florida. That was a
man in swim trunks who appeared to fall out of the sky and onto a
parked car at a dealership. Employees notice the car was dented, and so
they checked their surveillance cameras and they saw him fall and no word who he
is or what he was doing. Amazingly, he was just able to get
up and walk away. What. Yeah, she just basically told you what
happened on the video. There's nothing you just see this guy like obviously the
camera's out off a roof. He must have fallen off a roof or something.
Lance on the hood of a it looks like a Chrysler of some kind,
sedan DNSE. The hood is a little dazed for a second, slides
down the back windshield leave something behind. I can't tell if it's a mask,
or if it's a bikini bottom or cape, I don't know what it
was. Is there Bills Bill's backer bar right there? Florida has a lot
of them. Maybe they're just jumping through the cars now instead of tables.
Yeah, and I went, Mark's gonna love this because she told us nothing.
They didn't catch them. They don't have anything. She just described a
video. You saw a TV that was it. They're fucking lazy. I
don't know what they're doing. They even if you watch, even if you
look at U like like local channels, they write a column and they misspell
words and things don't make sense. They don't explain it. Well. They
pay these people sixteen dollars an hour. You know, when we were making
a lot of money. So you're making a lot of money. We have
to be good at what you're doing. Yes, these guys, these guys
are don't ship. How is it even news? I know, how slow
was the news day? That crazy fall, that crazy interesting thing. A
lot of times you like to think the news in some way could impact your
life. Not anymore. Well, I mean, you know, like even
if we say what's happening over in in Israel and Gaza and all that you
may know somebody who is a relative that in some way it could come to
effect the ripple effects around the world. Guy, okay, I'm good to
know that this was that's where my dad went. We seel to call call
Carmen, tell him to watch out for falling guys on you're ready, here
comes another one. Yeah, I want to know, like this is a
real nine one one call. This is a real nine one one call,
and listen with to this little this little process. I like ran from ap
at thirty minutes to an hour ago. I was the guy who over there
off of the kingdo state, Like, what do we pay you guys for
it? Like I'm driven past four cop? I love that. That's from
a top fucking awesome. You know what that is? That's him dunking on
the cop. That's him going, why am I not getting credit for kicking
your ass? That's exactly what that is. What do you mean you ran
from a car? I mean he turned his lights on me and got behind
me and as he was walking up to my door, I get a doughnut
around him and left. Sounds like a friend of a friend of hers.
When was the last time you said donuts, and I left first of all,
you idiot donuts on freaking three six. There you go. Holy shit,
this is this guy, He continues, Okay, so you want to
now be the officer or what? What is your question? My question is
I'm assumming he put an apg artic that had someone looking for my car.
But right, he definitely got the plate number. Okay, right, okay,
I passed like bour cops just driving around, like what do you guys
do it? Well, we're working on mini calls there. The dispatcher tracked
his cell phone and Jones's main popped up. Well, the first part isn't
I got the nine one one call and I merged it with the news story
because the news story didn't put his They just didn't. They didn't put the
part in there about I did a donut around the cop go. I want
credit along with an outstanding warrant for a probation violation. Deputies later found Jones
shopping at Ross. An employee who was working at the time told me she
saw deputies bring them out in handcuffs. They say they also found drugs in
his car. In the back of the squad car, deputy say Jones laughed
when they told him he rated on himself. Deputies brought him here to the
Saint John's County Detention Center, where he's been for nearly a month now with
no bond, no bond. He's been there for a roscope. I love.
I gotta hear that part again where he goes tumb enough though, the
call from his own self, why would you rat on yourself? Burn?
Right? Yeah, he wants to tell his friends he finally got caught.
I don't know, but the whole thing, like when he says, yeah,
I want to know, they're like, I like, ran from a
cop like that thirty minutes to an hour ago. I was the guy who
go over there off of a king booth, state Like, what do we
pay? You got to like, I'm given past for cops. What do
you mean you ran from a cop? I mean he turned his light on
me and got behind me, and I'd be walking up to my door.
Get a doughnut around him in the left s Nike he caught though, how's
it cop not catch him? I don't know, what was the last did
you ever do donuts in the car? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I
think I was the last time. I was like sixteen, seventeen years old.
I swear to you. In my jerk water town, there was a
guy that got dumped and his dad went to the girl's house. He did
donuts. We dad did it me and Chance didn't take a launch time his
girl ex girlfriend's lawn. Yeah, and his mother, her mother was looking.
And we got stuck. Earlier. We were stuck. We couldn't get
out. And you need to transam to do those those a little bit wider.
Yeah, it was my car. It was my Camaro. You went
a Camaro. Yeah, I had a Camaro. I don't remember this.
You had a Camaro. Yeah, Camaro was before radio. Yeah. Okay,
well that's pretty cool. All right, here comes one more. You
ready now this one? Well, say, agent, say, a Saint
Augustine man tried to bring a replica military rocket grenade launcher onto a plane.
This is okay, Let me just pause that there for a seconds. Okay,
now I understand they used to term replica. I don't even want a
guy who collects that ship to be on the same plane as you know what
I'm saying. Yet, Please, I don't even want him there. What's
in a new picture of that device? New and five actually used. Jacks
Cotney Cole reports it was found inside a checked bag at a Pennsylvania airport,
so he checked it. That Saint Augustine man was on his way to Orlando
when his bag set off alarms at TSA. But when they opened the bag,
they were shocked to find a military grade rocket propelled launcher that was about
this. I would have shipped my pants if I were them. I would
have thinking I got the mother load, I just saved the earth. Or
what's he got on his body that he got through somebody? Well, that's
I didn't even think of that. Yeah, like, oh shit, we're
screwed. Yeah. By the way, what's going on in Florida? All
these are from Florida. Size of my umbrella here for reference, as well
as a grenade. These are pictures taken yesterday and say look are affiliate in
Philadelphia. You can see here the grenade launchers about three feet long. TSA
says the weapons barrel, trigger, siice and a grenade were also inside the
bag. I have to take a closer look. TSA determined to launcher was
not a functioning one and the grenade itself was a replica. I don't care.
I don't want that guy in to play. What the fuck is happening
now? Why do you want a replica? What do you try? It
sounds like pieces? What's the problem here? It was all one? It
was all one, was in pieces. Sound like they had it in pieces.
Well, they took it apart, but he had it as one.
That's a big bag. He had it in a big bag and it was
one because they show you when they opened up the bag. So did he
get arrested? They let him go wrong, They confiscated it, but they
let him go on to Orlando. Why wouldn't Well, yeah, I mean,
there's nothing that they killed nothing, he didn't do anything. It's not
real. And by the way, I bet if he pressed he could get
it back bringing it. But I'm going to go on to a show or
something in the body of a memorabilia piece. Yes, he's gonna show his
friend. What are you gonna do with that? Kevin? Hang it over
the free What for what? It's a fucking replica? People collect weird ship.
That is the weirdest though I would go that. I don't even want
to be friends with that. I don't even want to be sure they have
that over your fireplace or a deerhead. I take a deerhead. I take
a deerhead over the rocket launcher. Hell yeah, it doesn't work. At
least the deer at one point actually walked around. I ate some ship called
it eating my ferns. Motherfucker had to kill it. I mean I launch
their either way. You either Living three and five or Florida. Apparently either
one rack. But think about it, didn't we were you guys? Hear
when we did the story about the pilot who he was taking a flight back.
He was an Alaskan airline pilot, so they gave him the jump seat.
Jump seat folds down, you fly for free. They fly back to
LA. He was high on mushroom, but they didn't know it. And
all of a sudden he reaches down and he grabs like the emergency brake,
like and it was cutting the other was cutting the fuel to the engines.
This guy. Yeah, so they had to wrestle him to the back.
They had to take him to the back of the plane, restrain him.
Then he tried to open an exit row. He was high, and he's
like, I thought they were doing some wrong. He Mushrooms are legal in
the state of Washington is the only thing I can think. They don't say
that in the story, but he admitted that he got high in shrooms and
that works for Frontier Airlines. And I don't know where to fuck this guy's
working, because I go he had. They showed his house from the air,
you know, they did, like aerial shots of his house. Beautiful
house in La. Nothing's cheap in La. Oh, nothing's cheap. He
was one of a lot of us didn't show up on Saturday, and this
guy's You imagine having to go home to your wife and go I got high
on mushrooms and I tried to shut the engines off mid flight. I don't
think he had to do that. I think they probably arrested him and she
had to come get him. I would think, right, No, I
don't know. I don't know. But I don't even want to launch it.
I don't even want that guy on my plane. No, I don't,
I don't. I don't hate with it. I don't want it.
I don't want you know what it is. It's like those guys who I
had a friend whose dad was a Civil War reenactment guy, and I always
go for what could you imagine taking that plan over and that dude's just sitting
in the seat like, oh man, yeah, if I just get down
of the bag, claim I'm taking this son of a bitch back. Yes,
oh you fooled somebody. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You guys
got box cutters. Yeah, look at this bitch, baby. It looks
legit. It looks legit. I don't know, And now I think about
it. The Civil War reenactment. I had a friend whose dad shot the
cannon and everything right, but it's war. People fucking died. Could you
imagine reenacting like I don't know, Hey, we're gonna do Desert Storm this
weekend. Guys, you in you know what I'm saying, the worst person
when you're doing that Civil Wars where they do Desert storm. I don't know
about the storm, but they do all these reenactments the Civil Wars just as
bad as it does a storm. Yes, well that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, maybe you mesure you could picked to the wrong team and you're you're
dies like fucking five minutes into it, lay there for four hours. Well
they like, you know, taking the beach at Normandy. Imagine if they
did that. I think the pirate invasion up a Thousand Islands. Every year
they have Pirates Weekend and they have an invasion on the boat, so kind
of like I was up there by accident one year. I was like,
what the wait a second, wait, you were on a boat and you
didn't know No, no, we weren't on the boat, but we were
in the Thousand Islands. Yeah, and everybody's like, you gotta go to
Pirates Weekend. I'm like, what the fuck is Pirates Weekend. We get
there on a Wednesday. Wednesday, the town is dead. Thursday, town
is dead. Friday you couldn't get it anywhere, I'm telling you. Thursday,
I'm sitting at the bar with the owner of the bar because he's the
only person that they were drinking Friday. We get there and there's a twenty
dollars cover charge. We're like, what it's like, not for you guys.
You guys been here last two nights. Okay. It was packed and
all these people came up to see the pirate invasions going on all weekend,
and people make plans to go there every year for this thing. Then,
and here's the sad part. I'm sort of intrigued by the pirate. I
don't get the Civil War reenactment, but the pirate thing, I'm kind of
like, maybe, right, there's somebody that I'd like it if they would
like, let's say, all of a sudden, they get in there and
some guy gets really into character, and Hillman gets a little mouth and just
fucking take him and throw the I almost got to fire the pirate, but
he did. We were when we were, when we were at a pirate
ship. Well he ran, he was hammered, so we're gonna leave without
him. So he decides to ubers. Somehow he finds how to get to
this place, and I'm like, all this and I went and took a
nap and I were slept, okay, So he's followed. He's falling asleep,
he's smalled asleep, and all of a sudden he wakes up and he
goes, I fucking hate that guy. The pirate guy was like a pirate
show, was a pirate like a dinner show. Then the guy goes over,
makes remark about his bald head. He goes, get the funk away
from me. He'd be fun drunk at like medieval times. You see.
Even then I go, I would go see it but it's pretty much the
equivalent of people that now it's our entertainment, all right, it's kind of
like it's really funny to watch people die. It's kind of fucked up.
Well, then you have to call nine one one on yourself. Question.
My question is I'm assuming he put an apd ardor that had someone looking for
my car, but like, she definitely got the plate number. Okay,
I passed like four cops just driving around, Like, what are you guys
do it? Did he say she got the plate number? Yeah, yeah,
there you go. Isn't the same guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
No, it's the same guy from the Yeah all right, the story
where he called himself in and he goes, what are you guys doing?
I've been driving around, what are you guys doing? You know what?
Night one one is very difficult though, Oh I would hate that job because
when have you called nine one one to tell them something good? Hey?
I just won? And then they want the cops a lot of head nine
one one. They might have a fucking five minute conversation get your ass where
I am. I might to get my ass handed to me, right.
I think most of the time that they're trying to do is if they're keeping
you calm, and I don't know that most of them are like violence for
someone's jumping you. But it could be a fire. Somebody went down Matthew
Perry in his hot tub. Who knows, right, I mean, you
know what I'm saying. It could be anything. Look, somebody wrote me
and said, uh, they had a relative that drowned in the hot tub,
because I went, you know, drowning on the hot tub seems an
odd thing, but you've heard of people you drink, they tell you not
to drink, you pass your pass out. This person wrote me and said,
seventy year old relative lived by themselves in pretty good shape, got out
of the hot tub, slipped, fell, hit their head and slid back
in any rounds. Yeah, my brother taking a shower. You're gonna We're
gonna find you. That's nice things, It's really you really want to put
that out there. That's really you really got it out some great friends.
My god, I need that for now, you know how I feel.
Yeah, that's true. Well I got that going for it. That's pretty
good. Oh, we have the Thumb's favorite game, though, what game
closest to the pin new one? Kevin Rody was very excited about it.
I thought we got rid of this. No, because you stopped writing,
you got all. You wrote great questions. We didn't stop. We got
busy. We never went back to it. I did have questions. I
don't know where I did, Okay, I don't know. It sounds like
he didn't say he had when he came of anybody in this room. Matt
has been in charge of people and managing people for decades. He can see
right through your bulls. I'm just telling you right now. Usually never come
in and have him. Though you're like I have. We never went back
to it. You were busy. Well, Kevin did write one. He
wrote me and said, I got great ones. I wrote a great game.
I even think there's only one question that maybe hill a little bits about.
That's what he said in the text. Maybe one you started bitch part
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the news today, see's my life. There's going on the chang where people
are late. You know, these are the hits other stuff. It's fantastic,
heavy, they're good. Just like just like, here's the problem.
Most people don't know what's I'm gonna play that. I'm gonna play the Sappy
Son. Everyone wants to sit there. Well, I want to go.
When I was in Nashville, Nickelback is playing and some of the why does
everybody make fun of Nickelback? I'm gonna tell you what they were, Stevie.
I think they're basy a cots. I believe, I believe. I
always people like him too. It was sold out. It's just like the
whole Taylor Swiftly. Everybody hates her, but she sells out. Yeah,
so same thing with same with greed. Everybody hates them, but they sell
out coming to uh dar Darien Lake. We don't get Daughtry, though I'm
disappointed with it. We don't get three tours down. We get no are
you sure? Yeah? It's just a text. But I just text somebody,
so we don't get doughtry. How'd you know? I just text somebody?
Tell me my brother's big creed fan. He's been founding this. That's
awesome. That's awesome, all right, I can get that. Man.
It's it's funny because, yeah, they're trying to get ahead with the summer
stuff in this way for holidays, right, you get the holidays and you
do that. I bought my Keith Urban tickets one year in December, Yeah,
and the concert wasn't until because usually it was like late February March.
They'd started early that it was coming out real early. Well, I think
they're trying to makes sense for the holidays, holidays, and I think that
people I don't know. I mean, you tell me you you're in the
hospitality businesses is COVID is still a bit of a factor in some people's minds.
For COVID, it's Uh, it's the economy. Yeah, that's the
other thing. They announced new kids down the block coming around again too.
I saw that one today too, my daughter the Walker Tour. Oh my
god, I wanted to go so bad to that, you know how many
years ago? That's mill fucking no ship. He's right, what you saying,
you're a married guy. I can't look at the milk. He's right,
though, you I get he's right. You watch, they're gonna put
this man, I can't want a mission. You know, you can be
a bouncer, you can be you can be that. He just wants to
watch, honey. I was just watching, just like Mark. Mark and
I become very close. Tickets for new kids are cheaper. Are they coming
again? They're playing Darien? They are? Yeah? Wow, who's bucking
Darian? These days? They're getting some shows. Yeah. They killed Seaman
last year. Yeah, it's disappointing because I like better and it's a little
closer to get to. It's a little easier. It's you know, make
it easier for you. Yes, you're right, Well that's what I like.
If it's not easy for me, Mark, I want nothing to do
with it. I don't give a ship the rest of it all, you
know, looking all that way, aren't we a little bit? You know?
How about Greece? Get somebody other than the three Dog Night for the
fourth July party. We stopped going deep And I'm actually impressed that they got
that. Yeah, they got a grand funk railroad. Yes, yes,
right they did, all right. Kevin wrote the Closest to the Pit,
all right, and Mark's very excited about this. Let's do it. Over
the weekend we lost Matthew Perry, famously known for playing the character Chandler Bang
on Friends. He also started a reboot of the show The Odd Couple with
Thomas Lennon. How many episodes of the reboots were made? God? All
right, so the reboot was like his last TV show. I think I
thought it was twenty eighteen or something. Yeah, wasn't there a show that
he played. They were supposed to release that he was a DJ from Rochester,
The York. There was a show that he was a J was a
sports talk guy. I thought his wife. I thought he was a widower
in that show, but he was. But I don't remember being from Rochester
in that show. Yeah, really, I think he was in La on
the show as an La yea, dj okay, all right, I got
my number. Two. Sunday night, the Oilers in Flames and Edmonton played
the Heritage Classic. The Oilers were involved in the first modern outdoor game with
the Montreal Canadians in what year? The first one? First one the modern
outdoor games in Canada? Right, Okay? And I don't know about that.
Yeah, I don't either. I don't either. So I'm writing down
a year and I think I'm way, way wrong. But I don't know.
Gu's been going on for a little while. Yeah, that long,
we'll see that the thing is different, Like I go, not that long,
you know what? Not that long is anymore? Twenty years ago?
Yeah? Yeah, what he's trying to what he's saying though, this one,
here's two thousand. This is a Canada one has nothing to do with
the ones that are in the US. This is a different one, right,
I think he's over thinking it. But okay, I don't know.
I don't I really don't know. Here's the question. I think he's gonna
have an issue. Okay. How many chips are contained in a five point
five canapringle Jesus christ see and a five point five ounce So the one you
get the dollars chips? How many chips in that in that container? More
than a bag of Lay's family sized potatoes. It has full of error,
that's a lot of that's ridiculous. Where do you rank pringles on the chips?
I do too, but they are always a good road snack for me.
Yes, I don't buy them at home. I buy them for you
get to the bottom, Yeah, you start chugging them. Yes, I
have no idea they neither. This Crack's question stem from a conversation last night.
Under a two thousand and one FCC policy that was amended in two thousand
and four, network local radio and TV channels, we find up to how
much for a single fleeting expletive blurted out in the live show or a brief
glimpse of community? You wrote that down quick? You must have seen the
find a time or two. Hope, I'm right. I don't even know.
I don't even catch I'm oping right. It's the very most they can
be. Yeah, up to I don't know. Why didn't even think about
just writing its fucking number down? You just write a number, right,
because you could do some matth if you want. Mark should have gotten several
lose. Now, how about now, I think they put it on the
personality like you gotta makes more sense. It makes way more sense because you
know, the skin of the game was the license. It's the license of
the station, right, I think you probably lose game, I mean field,
Janna Jansen, you nipple slip? Yep, she walked away fine from
it? Right? Well, that and that that's where everything changes. Yeah,
that's right, justin Timberly's career. Yeah, yeah, sure. Question
number five. Jim Kelly is first all time at two thirty seven. Josh
Allen is third all time of one hundred and fifty five. Joe Ferguson's the
only other quarterback in Bill's history with more than one hundred touchdown passes. How
many did Joe Ferguson throw? Kelly two thirty seven Josh one fifty five?
That means Joseph the middle somewhere, We're in the middle, is he?
Well, they'd score a lot of touchdowns back then. So last, but
not least, Mark is a big country music fan. The first CMA Awards
were presented in an untelevised ceremony at the Nashville Municipal Auditorium, with there Goes
By Everything by Jack Green, winning Album of the Year and Eddie Arnold winning
Entertainer of the Year. What year were the first CMAS held? What was
the song again? The song was there goes My Everything was Album of Year.
Eddie Arnold won Entertainer of the Year. Did you say who did the
album? Jack Green? I don't no idea back to the top. How
many reboot episodes of The Odd Couple were made? What'd you say Mark twenty
four twenty four? I went with like a season. I only said like,
I don't remember being on that line. I canceled that thirteen is what
I said. I went to twenty eight, okay, thirty eight, forty
eight, thirteen, twelve and twelve was more than a year, well three
seasons, really three season seasons, but I think it was by the second
season. It was in a ship location, right. What you money for?
That guy? Was the first modern outdoor game had been to the Montreal
stage. I'm gonna see eighty three, I said five. I said four
two thousand and three too off there, So I got the first one at
twenty eight yeah, thirty eight, yeah, but I had twenty eight.
Who were you were close? Closest right, yeah, two thousand and four
and it was one two thousand and three, close, eleven off. These
guesses are good. I'm gonna go downhill after that, though. How many
chips do a five point five dollars Pringle can two hundred and twenty? I
said one hundred and two. I said fifty five eighty eighty, that's it?
Eighty. You wont that one? Mark? All right? How much
can you be fine for a single fleeting expletive worded out on a live TV
show or a brief titty. I'm waiting to hear what Mark says in this
one. I'm gonna say a hundred thousand. I said up to a million
dollars, except out seven hundred and fifty thousand, up to three hundred and
twenty five thousand. That shit. I thought it a bit a lot more.
I thought they were up to a million. Now they told us last
I saw no, no, no, no, no no no. I've
seen the pds have you worked with? Probably wrong, they're probably wrong.
But I just lost the game right there. But I thought it was up
to a million bucks, and I don't know why I thought that. Okay,
you can narrow that one down to like the nearest million whatever. Yeah,
that's Jim Kelly number one, two thirty seven, Josh Allen third,
one fifty five, Joe Ferguson second. How many touchdown passes? I said,
won seventy three. I said, what's seventy five? One eighty one,
ship one hundred and eighty one? Yep. I love Joe Ferguson and
I got three. Mark scot tuned on the last question down to the last
question. I had no clue on this this What year was the first CMA
Awards? All right, you're a country music I don't really know the first
CMA Awards that were not televised, but don't I feel like the second ones
were televised. Ye first ones we're not television. One was not televised.
And I feel like the CMA Awards maybe they've been around for a number of
years and they haven't been around. I feel like they haven't been around as
long as the Grammys. They're only about fifty years, right. Yeah,
I was gonna say that's why I put I put night two eighty, I
put eighty two, I put eighty five, nineteen sixty seven. Damn Mark
is a winner. I think sixty. I love this kigs Cave is fucking
odds. No, did he win? I don't know. It's a time
of hellin we'll give it the Tyer misses anymore. We're just had. We'll
give the tye reground. It's three to three. We'll get in the time
Regre wins. Well, I was not closest on any of them. The
three hundred and fifty thousand, I thought it used to be, and I
thought up to a million, but I can't believe it's only three hundred and
fifty thousands. Well, that was twenty five. I thought you had a
couple of bucks drop it off. I thought it was three fifty excuse me,
and they had it because I thought, Bobby Bones, oh you know
what that is? It might be up to a million dollars if you play,
uh, like if you accidentally hit the the EBS test or the warning
like the sirens? The hell does that? Bobby Bones? I don't know
how it happened, but somewhere on his nationally syndicated show it went off,
and I think because there was multiple stations, he was up to a million,
and that's what I was thinking. I'm pretty sure it was up to
a million. Man, he loves He loves Bobby like you love Taylor.
No, I don't. I just have been impressed with what the guy he's
done. Failed on fucking idol him. But I didn't like him before.
I met him a couple of times, and I thought it was a douchebag.
But he but he was a idol because Ryan was doing you know,
everything, and he was helping Ryan idle and he failed miserably. We never
saw him again. That's a good point. I thought it was more because
I don't know. I didn't even I didn't watch him on Idol. I
saw him do some Oh he was a mentor, but it was a COVID
year. No, he was. He was a yeah, you're right,
he was in here. You're right he did cover one. Yeah, yeah
right. He actually wasn't wasn't mentor. All right, Well there you go.
I have no idea, but I can't believe Mark actually did so well
in the game. He hates because I'm drinking, I slipped the answers earlier
questions. I still got it wrong. He wrote these questions. All right,
we will close it out for Matt Reees from bt B, who's gonna
be on pins and needles? Next week at four twenty five. Might be
miserable next Monday, just so you know. Maybe not. Maybe he'll be
for Mark Hillman, who cheated at this game. He had to knob kidding,
I'm kidding it so no, you know, he knows a lot of
stuff for Kevin and a good game Kevin, even though I got my ask
once in a while, I try. I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.